January 17, 2025 • 37 mins
Joe Biden’s joke of a legacy. Why do we need these confirmation hearings at all? Lane Bumpers. What is the most important historical event to happen? The Norman Invasion vs the landings at Normandy. Falling asleep at the wheel.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday. We have done it.
We conquered the week. The week is over. Its time
to wrap everything up, shall we. We had confirmation hearing week.
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Christy Nolan was out there today, did pretty well for herself.
I should say. The resistance to illegal immigration is starting
to ramp up in the commie areas of the country.
We'll talk about that. Joe Biden's incoherent and a liar.
I know that's breaking news, but mostly you know what
Friday is. It's ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and it's going
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to be a coaster. Somebody wants to know why we
have to have anyone confirmed. Someone wants to talk about
the Norman invasion of England. Why do commies such as
they are, why do they find value in it? What
is liberal Aunt Peggy? What is she? Why does she
side with the commies? We'll talk about that. What do
(01:20):
I typically eat for dinner? Some pow Metal of Honors
story from Japan. All that and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I
want to begin first right here. Joe Biden, Joe Biden
is still incoherently rambling his way out of the White House,
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and I don't know what I'm going to say is
about to make you feel good or kind of yucky
and terrible, or maybe a combination of both. You know
what I mean. It's like when you order an entire
roll of garlic knots to yourself, when your wife leaves town,
order the garlic knots from Papa John's. You weed all
the garlic knots and they were so good, but you
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feel gross but satisfied you did understand, so that maybe
what we're about to say is gonna make you feel
like that. But Joe Biden is in a terrible situation,
and Joe Biden is not going to find a way
out of the terrible, miserable situation he's in. Now, before
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I go into the details of why, don't make this
mistake a mistake, there's a million parables about this, but
a mistake many people make about thinking wealthy or famous
or powerful people are any degree even one degree happier
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and more content than you are. They are simply not.
And you're gonna have to take it for me. I
have walked every single financial path socioeconomic path you can
walk in this lifetime. If you are happy, you can
tell you know. Alv and I were happy with the
boys in a crappy little apartment when I was working
construction in San Antonio. We still talk lovingly about it.
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He's got a decent house now, but it's same, same,
not happier, not any less. And this applies to politicians
as well. Joe Biden. I know it can be tempting
to look and think, Wow, he's the most powerful man
on the planet. He's got all this private security and
Air Force one, and he's going to have a presidential library,
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and everyone's gonna tell him yes, mister President, and everyone
kisses your rear end all the time. Surely, surely he's
happier than me. I'm on my way to my second
shift tonight, trying to make ends meet. At least he's
not worried about his next meal. He is no happier
than you. In fact, because of his personal life and
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his value system, he's miserable. Joe Biden. Miranda Deviin touched
on this a little bit last night. She's really great
about the Joe Biden backstory. What most people don't know.
Most people know the scandals now, most people don't know
that he came from a political family, that he was chosen,
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pushed by his family into the political realm so he
could corruptly elevate the family, which of course he has done.
Joe Biden has been a lifelong corrupt piece of trash,
without a single bit of contentment in his life, always
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just looking for the next gig, the next dollar from China,
the next whatever it may be. But you think Joe
Biden ever sits around at home like you do with
your husband, your wife, your mom, your son, and just
has a genuine moment of wonderfulness. He doesn't. I, uh,
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the other night, not last night, night before last. I'll
tell you hopefully it hasn't come through on the radio.
But been actually a very tough time of grieving right now,
for my mother, for me, for my sisters. And i'd
been told that about three months afterwards, the numbness wears
off and the grieving starts again. It's really weird. So
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i'ven't been doing that great. It's the loss of my father,
and so I guess I've been quiet around the house.
I didn't even realize it. Sitting down with my sixteen
year old. He looks over at me, he said, Dad,
tell me how you're doing. Joe Biden's never had a
moment like that, not one in the entirety of his life.
He's miserable. His life has been miserable. And he thought
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at the very end, as they dragged him out of retirement,
that he was going to achieve what everyone who gets
into politics kind of dreams about, whether you're running for
school boards, senator, whatever you're happen to be running for.
Everyone has in the back of their mind, I could
be president one day. You never know. I get the
next gig and the next gig, and maybe one day
it's me. And that day came for Joe Biden. The
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Democrats dragged him out of retirement, handed him the nominee,
and handed him the White House, and that moment came
for Joe Biden at the precise moment his mind was
failing him so badly and body failing him so badly.
He didn't get to enjoy a single solitary second of it.
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He spent the last four years, after a lifetime of corruption,
in misery, having the drool dabbed off his chin, being coerced,
being instructed on everything. Remember that article that came out
that told us all the details they have to tell
him when the meetings start, who will speak, what the
questions are going to be? Joe, Here's where you're going
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to sit, Here's where you're going to stand. He's not
even a functional adult, led around by people a third
his age, a bunch of vile little communists only using
him to get their next political Joe Biden didn't spend
five seconds as president enjoying himself unless he was sniffing
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a little girl's hair. Joe Biden has been miserable for
four years at the end of a miserable career, and
Joe Biden now knows, on top of all that misery,
his long political career ends in embarrassment. Again. Maybe this
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will all make you feel good, maybe to make you
feel bad. But I was brewing on it this morning.
How you end matters so much, and that's a hard thing,
especially for men. I can't speak for women on this,
but especially for men. How you end a career a
lifetime oftentimes can either shine up what you've done before
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or can really really ugly up what you had done before.
We've all seen it. We've all. We all remember how
Muhammad Ali ended, even if you weren't alive. Muhammad Ali
greatest of all time. Muhammad Ali ends his career as
a soft, slow, broken old man getting his head caved
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in repeatedly. That's not how Muhammad Ali's supposed to end.
That's not Michael Jordan's not supposed to end his career
bouncing between teams getting shown up by dudes half his age.
That's not how it's supposed to end. Look, we've all
seen the radio guy who hung on too long, got
super frigging boring. Gosh, why won't he just retire? But
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he doesn't have anything else that won't be me. By
the way, and Joe Biden, he will now be thought
of as Jimmy Carter. What was supposed to be the
pinnacle in this corrupt political man's lifetime ended up being
the worst thing that ever happened to him. He would
have been thought of forever as Barack Obama's vice president,
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long serving senator. And I realized he was embarrassing before that,
But that's just because you're the hyperinformed. Most people didn't
know that. Okay, he was a vice president. He said
something dumb on occasion kind of a charming gug of
an senator from Delaware, and instead Joe Biden's now a
punchline and he knows it, and his wife knows it.
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Remember what she said, Remember when it was leaked when
they were when the system was knifing Joe Biden out
the back of the White House, and it finally got
leaked out there that Jill Biden was desperate for him
to run again because Jill Biden, still in control of
all her faculties, didn't want that embarrassing debate to be
the last part of Joe Biden's legacy. But that embarrassing
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debate was the last part of Joe Biden's legacy. And now,
no matter what else he's done, our lasting memory of
this corrupt, mean, old selfish cuss is him rambling and
babbling on the way out the way I.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Got involved, And then think about it this way, But
I got involved in public life because of the abusive power.
I mean, my dad would say, you know, the greatest
sin of all is abuse of power. And I was
raised in a circumstance where like I used to always
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talk about how I'm the worst thing ever happened to me,
was I used to stutter when I was a kid,
and they really get made fun of when you.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Talk like that.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But I realized and maybe it was the greatest gift
I ever got.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What a way to end a career. And I'll just
say this because we're gonna move on, We'll get do
some ask doctor Jesse questions, talk about Christy Nome from
today and other things. I'll just say this about Joe Biden.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Now, All this talk
about Joe Biden, I don't know about you has me
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thinking I need to keep my mind pretty sharp, care
for it as best I can. How do you do that?
Though it's easy to figure out how to take care
of your muscles, you gotta work out your heart. You
gotta go do some cardio, how do you take care
of your mind? Well? First and foremost, for dude, you
have to make sure your testosterone levels are where they
need to be. This is not just for twenty year
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(12:33):
on a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Dome is
still out there in the news, definitely sounding like a
woman who's going to embarrass herself during another political run.
We'll get to that. We will get to the Christy
Gnome hearing from today, which that is is very important
as well. Head of DHS is very important. Da Christy
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Noome wasn't put there, wasn't chosen because she's the real
sledgehammer that's going to clean all the illegals out. That's
why Tom Holman was chosen. Christy nom was chosen because
she's the pretty face pardon the pun, the one who's
pretty enough to get through the Senate confirmation process, Meaning
she's enough of an establishment politician she's going to get confirmed.
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You have Tom Homan go in there to do the
nitty gritty dirty work. Christy Nomes shows up, speaks in
front of the Senate. Oh, that sounds good. That's how
that went. So we'll get to know him here in
just a little bit. I want to get to some
ass doctor Jesse questions because some of these apply. Hey Jesse,
why do President Trump's picks have to be confirmed? We
elected him, didn't we? Isn't that confirmation enough? Maybe the
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president should start holding confirmation hearings for every Democrat staff
member in the House and Senate. Can you explain this
to me? Okay, well, this is part of the constitution.
The Senate's job, as it's been interpreted, is to advise
and consent for these critical cabinet positions. And I'll put
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it to you this way. Why do we need senators
to confirm anybody? Because you get frustrated. You got frustrated.
They already torpedoed the first one Matt Gates. Matt Gates
was going to take over the DOJ and start arresting
people in the government. He was, but they took Matt
Gates out in five minutes. I'm not sure that he
was ever actually serious about it. He dropped ou pretty quick.
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But either way, they'll set that aside. Why do you
need senators to give anyone of the thumbs up at all?
We just elected Donald Trump. Shouldn't he just get whoever
he wants. Well, remember the purpose of how the founders
set up our government, and really many governments, most governments
are kind of set up along these lines. You're trying
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to when you're setting up a country, you're trying to
set up boundaries, fences, if you will, that ensure no
matter what happens, if something horrible happens, you can't foresee
at some point in the future, no matter what happens,
we won't go completely crazy. You know what. Set aside
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the fence analogy. I don't like that at all. Think
about the bump You ever seen the bumper things when
you go bowling? You've ever been in a bowling alley
that has those? Almost everyone's been in a bowling oley
that has those you know, you have the little the gutters,
you have the two gutters on the side of a
bowling lane, but you can They used to be physical
things you had to put out there, but now it's
just electronic. They pop up. You have things pop up,
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and it's impossible to hit a gutter ball. So you
can roll the ball down there and you're gonna take
out at least some pins. It's never gonna happen what
I'm sure happens to Chris every time, and that's the
ball goes right into the gutter and you don't hit
any pins. Someone like me, I don't have to worry
about that. Chris obviously is probably not a very good bowler.
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When you're setting up a country, if you were to
set up your own you buy your own island, like
I'm gonna do with the Republic of Jesse and start
my own country. What you're trying to do is not
just not just plan for what you have now. You
have to do the best you can to see into
any potential future problems. And oftentimes those gutter ball blockers,
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they can become frustrating when you have people in charge
who are taking you the direction you want to go.
When people who you consider to be wrong or your enemy,
when they take over, you love the gutter ball blockers,
But when it's the other way, you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Me.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I just want Donald Trump to have everybody he says
he wants, period, And it looks like he's going to
with the exception of Matt Gates. Don't forget they took
out Matt Gates. Don't act like he got everybody he wanted.
They took out the most important position, the DOJ head,
the Attorney general. But anyway, other than that, I want
him to get everyone he wants. You want him to
get everyoney needs. But let's just just for a mental
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a thought experiment here, let's fast forward. You know what,
just four years, four years from now, Let's say it's
Kamala Harris running and she's running against JD Vance. Probably
not outside of the realm of possibility, but Kamala Harris,
you know her history, father is a communist, She's essentially
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a communist. You understand what it would mean if she
took over the government. You get that. Now, what if
Jade Vance gets caught up in some scandal, cheated on
his taxes and something horrible happens, and Kamala Harris beats
him and she's president four years from now. What if
she wants to staff her government with Jihati terrorists. It's
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just it's an example, Jihati terrorists. You want some layer
in between that happening for the sake of your country.
And I know that sounds crazy, but crazy things happen
in the future. If you went back one hundred years
ago and told them what would be happening now, we
have a training in the United States House, they would
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tell you you're crazy. Crazy things happen. You plan for
the crazy. That's why you have the confirmation process. All right,
all right, enough politics for a minute. Let's talk a
little bit about the Norman invasion, shall we. Let's also
talk about getting getting you physically back where you need
to be, meaning without pain. It is not easy getting old.
As my old man used to say, getting old ain't
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for sissies. I know that's an old line, but it's true.
Things start to hurt, your muscles start to hurt. That shoulder.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My
shoulder hurts, my back hurts, Oh, my hip. It's really bothering.
Me my foot. So we do two things. We always
do one of two things. They're both horrible. We either
ignore it, I'll tough it out. Then you're in a
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Speaker 3 (20:01):
The screaming nostril Kelly, when you build your underground tunnel system,
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Speaker 1 (20:21):
I hate you, guys. History Professor Jesse was watching a
show on the History Channel a number of years ago.
It was a top ten countdown of the most significant
events in world history. As the countdown progressed, that was
fully expecting the Normandy invasion to take the number one spot.
To my surprise, the Normandy invasion was the number two
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spot and the Norman conquest was number one. In your
esteemed opinion, is this correct or is the History Channel
full of crap? Okay, first, let's discuss briefly what the
Norman Conquest was. I've realized history bust will of course know.
But the Roman Empire, let's just begin here. The Roman Empire.
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The Roman Empire was the greatest empire of all time.
My opinion is nothing else comes close when you look
at their advancements. The technology were still walking in the
buildings they built today, that's absurd. People were still driving
on the roads the Romans built. But once the Romans fell,
the Dark Ages came. And this is just it's weird
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for us to think about this. This empire fell and
technology went backwards. We've never experienced technology going backwards everything really,
and that part of the world went backwards. Civilization itself
fell and there was none left and now you have
the Dark Ages which come and for a very long time.
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This is a very dumb down, simplified version, it's a
fascinating period of time. For a long time in Europe,
what you had was tribes, tribes warring with each other,
tribes rising up, trying to become nations. Kings will rise,
kings will fall. You just had that. We're trying to
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form a country year really a feudal system here, were
trying to just establish a city here. But oh wait,
we're now at war with them. And it is a
nutso period of time, very very fascinating, horribly violent and dark.
The reason it's called the Dark Ages it is so
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during this period of time the Vikings start showing up.
We're talking I don't necessarily even want to put a
time on it. Think about the year five six hundred,
so that's about that time. But that's really really broad.
The Vikings start rolling in. Who are the Vikings. We
all know what Vikings are from the movies and comic books,
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but they were They were farmers, you know, they were
ran really, they just had an expeditionary unit, if you will,
of warriors. They came from the cold, they came from
a hard place to live, and they had developed a
warrior class. Now, the warrior class of Vikings started launching
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these raids into various places. Monasteries were big, but just
really any town along the coast, and think of it
in this way. As far as the Vikings go, they
were capable. The people they were fighting were often not capable,
at least at first. The defense has got a lot better,
but the Vikings themselves, for them, it was like, I'll
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put it to you this way, what if instead of
getting a daily or a weekly paycheck, or every a
bi weekly paycheck, what if instead of that once a
year you had to do something. You had to get
in your car, and you had to drive two states
and two states over you will find this massive, guarded
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but massive warehouse and in that warehouse is a box.
If you can get your hands on that box, you
will have your entire year's wages. If you're lucky, maybe
this year and next year's wages, and if you and
your friends are organized enough and smart enough, a new car.
You can drop off your old car. You go get
your new car, You drive your new car and your
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year's wages back to where you live. That's what rating
was for them. And I'm not trying to put a
smiley face on what a raid is. You saw. Look
remember October seventh when Hamas did the invasion. As I
explained then, without the history of the terrorism, any of
that stuff, that's what a raid looks like. It was
a raid. Raiding you always hear about raiding. There were
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Celtic raiders and Viking raiders and a bunch of different
Indian tribes or raiders. Raiders have been the African tribes,
raiders have been part of everything. Well, that's what a
raid looks like. The women get raped, the people get murdered,
slaves get taken. That's what a raid looks like. It's
a raid. So I'm not going to put a smiley
face on raiding. But they started all this raiding and
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they were very good at it. And to deal with
the Vikings, they tried so many different things, and different
areas tried different things. Hey, let's arm it up, let's
train a militia. Let's get better with this, let's get
better with that. They would. It's really fascinating. They started
to build fortifications along the rivers in mainland Europe because
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the Vikings would take their longboats right up the river
and raid a city on the river. It's really cool,
raid a city on the river and then take off.
So they started putting these fortifications where you had to
lower the chains or the gates, and they're doing all
these things. But part of what else they did was
they started making deals with the Vikings. And I it's
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easy as a dude to look back on the kings
who were making these deals with the Vikings and call
them soft and call them cowardly. I try not to
do that if I'm not living through what these kings
are going through. So let's say you're a king of Paris,
if you will, because that actually applies to this story.
Paris was not this huge metropolis like it is now.
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They're trying to get themselves going to town right along
the river. They're trying to get going, get to become
a bustling place. You're growing, and the freaking Vikings just
keep coming for you. They keep coming for you, and
they keep coming for you. And eventually the Vikings start
asking for ransoms, essentially, pay me to stop hitting you.
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And sometimes oftentimes the Kings would how much do you need? Okay,
but a ton of silver. Hey, here's a ton of silver,
And that's exactly right, Chris. Chris said, protection money. Oftentimes
with the payment, it not only came with a heyay me,
I'll stop hitting you if you pay me. I'm a Viking,
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I'll stop these other vikings. Do you want me to
stop the other vikings? I'm clearly the one who's strong enough.
You pay me enough silver, I'll stop these other vikings.
And it went beyond silver, you see. It eventually turned
into land as well. Hey, hey, here's a ton of silver,
please stop attacking us. And you see this wonderful land.
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There's this normandy land up here, beautiful, very fertile. Why
do you guys settle there? You know what, we want
you to have some land, build yourselves up. The Vikings
start to settle now this is approaching the year one
thousand roughly. This is very rough on the dates. The
Vikings start to settle, but they start to assimilate. Europe
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doesn't become Viking. The Vikings slowly start converting to Christianity
and start becoming Europe. Now there is some Viking that
bleeds over, some military tactics. Obviously there's always going to
be a mixture of cultures. But for the most part,
the Vikings stopped, at least in this area, stopped their
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raiding lifestyle and started to just become citizens, normal citizens. Now,
that eventually turned into William the Conqueror. He and there's
a bunch of history behind this. I could go into that,
but I'm not going to right now. He he decides
he's going to go take a conquering army and he's
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going to go over to England. He's going to cross
the Channel because of some personal slights and things like that,
and he's going to take that place over. And he does,
and after he conquers it, William the Conqueror kind of
gave that away. After he conquers it, he really established
the system that, in a lot of ways you still
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see today over there in the UK. Now it's really
changed with kings and feudal systems, so I don't want
to say it's the same system. But what the UK
became William the Conqueror, he laid the foundations for it.
Whether that's the number one thing in history, EH, probably
push back on that, but it certainly was a big event,
there's no question about it. Let's do some Christynome confirmation
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hearing talk before we get back to more of this stuff.
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And before I get to the Christynome stuff, a little
bit of it from today, I will say. Jewish producer
Chris just asked me if I'd ever fallen asleep at
the wheel. I have not, but I came very, very
very close. One time. I was in the Marine and
my folks were living in Arizona. They'd moved to Arizona,
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and I decided I was going to do something nice
for my mom my dad too. But you know it's
moms who really love this stuff. I thought I was
not going to have time off for Christmas. They ended
up giving us an extra day, so we had like
three or four days off, but they had worked us
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had to take off from twenty nine Palms and drive
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to tell you how long that was because I don't remember.
I could look it up now. I'm just live on
the air. I would guess it's seven eight hours, I
would guess, and I was. I had already been up
for like twenty four hours by the time I took
off on it, and it was the middle of the night,
so it was dark. I had three bottles of mountain
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dew on the way down there, and I was it
was so unsafe. Don't ever do this, I should note
kids legitimate. I should never have done this. It was really,
really dumb. It's how you get people killed, yourself killed.
I had three bottles of mountain dew on the way,
and I swear I barely made it. Oh, Chris, big Ones,
Big Ones. I would stop every two or three hours
to get in a gas station. And it was cold out,
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so it was Christmas time. Who's cold out? And I
would walk around my car at night trying to get
myself woken up in the blood flowing gaffs terrible yet
so I never have, but I've come close to doing it.
I tell you that Christy Nome did pretty well today
for a sales.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Senator.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
The President and I have talked extensively about this and
will one hundred percent partner with him to reinstate the
Remain in Mexico policy and make sure that it's in place. Yes, Senator,
if confirmed and I have the opportunity to be Secretary,
on day one, CBP one will be shut down. There's
data and information in there that we will preserve so
that we can ensure we know who's coming into this
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country and who's already here that we need to just
that heads up.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
For she keeps going CBP one. That is the app
you paid for, designed and paid for by us, that
allows illegals to simply bypass our immigration system. The Biden
administration came up with an app on their phone to
violate the sovereignty of this country freaking treeson go find.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
But also we make sure that there's another program HMV,
which I'm sure you're very familiar with, where our federal
government actually paid to fly people into this country directly
from other countries without any vetting or knowing who they are.
So there's several of these programs that need to be
eliminated and we need to ensure that we're following legal
immigration law. Yes, we will go back to case by
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case evaluation of these parole cases.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, pretty good. This is going to lead me to
an ask doctor Jesse question in a minute. But I'm
gonna I'm gonna play a couple other things. She said this.
I really love to hear. I love that we're not
letting this go. I know we've all moved on from
the assassination attempt of Donald Trump, but that was a
very suspicious event. I remained very suspicious the Secret Service
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allowing an assassin to take a rooftop overlooking the subject
they're supposed to be protecting one hundred and forty eight
yards away with the weapon optic the works. I remember
that was a successful assassination attempt. Donald Trump turned his head.
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Luck is what it is, or God looking out for you,
whatever way you want to put it. That assassin he
did everything right. He reconned it, planned it, brought whatever
he needed and when the tiant, when the time came
to make the shot, he made the shot Donald Trump
turned his head. Donald Trump should be dead and we
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have phones with overseas accounts. Anyway, I liked that I
heard this today. Well, you pledged to us that you
will open the books on all of the facts associated
and around these assassination attempts.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah, Senator, if I am the Secretary of Homeland Security,
I will certainly work with you to build transparency and
make sure the facts are shared with you and your committee.
I know that you've been very frustrated by the lack
of transparency from the Department, and I want to thank
those of you that have worked on that report that
was put together on these assassination attempts. I know it
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was a bipartisan report and investigation that this committee conducted,
and I appreciate you focusing on that, and I will
work with you to get the information so that you
have the truth of really what happened there in the
failures so they can be fixed.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I like that she's going to look into it. I
like that Josh Holly is not letting it go. But
we have to stay on that as well. You and
I do remember public pressure is real, especially now that
social media is here. Public pressure is real. It's not
that I expect you or me to call my congressman
every day. But somebody tried to blow Donald Trump's head
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off right after the Supreme Court ruled that he was immune.
So as soon as they found out that he was
going to get immunity from a bunch of these felonies,
these ridiculous felony charges. Right after that and right before
he was the nominee, somebody tried to blow his head off.
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Remember this took place during that little window after immunity,
before he was the nominee. Donald Trump, if he got
his brains blown out that day, Donald Trump was not
the nominee yet, that only happens at the convention. Jd
Vance was not the VP nominee yet Donald Trump gets
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his head blown off that day. I'm not even sure
exactly how they would do it procedurally, because it hasn't
had to be done before. But we're we're looking at
the GOP having to come up with some sort of
an ad hoc, brand new primary system that gets handed
to somebody who would not be Donald Trump, because Donald
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Trump would be dead. I want some answers. I want
some answers. I want some answers on why the guy
who tried to blow Donald Trump's head off. I want
to know why he had overseas accounts. I want to
know why he was in a black Rock commercial when
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he was younger. I want to know things. I want
to know why the Secret Service failed. I have questions
and we need answers. Are people inside the government willing
and able to assassinate the president of the United States
of America. That's a question I want answers to. Now,
let's talk about the ratchet and illegal immigration. Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday. We have done it.
We conquered the week. The week is over. Its time
to wrap everything up, shall we. We had confirmation hearing week.
(00:35):
Christy Nolan was out there today, did pretty well for herself.
I should say. The resistance to illegal immigration is starting
to ramp up in the commie areas of the country.
We'll talk about that. Joe Biden's incoherent and a liar.
I know that's breaking news, but mostly you know what
Friday is. It's ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and it's going
(00:59):
to be a coaster. Somebody wants to know why we
have to have anyone confirmed. Someone wants to talk about
the Norman invasion of England. Why do commies such as
they are, why do they find value in it? What
is liberal Aunt Peggy? What is she? Why does she
side with the commies? We'll talk about that. What do
(01:20):
I typically eat for dinner? Some pow Metal of Honors
story from Japan. All that and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I
want to begin first right here. Joe Biden, Joe Biden
is still incoherently rambling his way out of the White House,
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and I don't know what I'm going to say is
about to make you feel good or kind of yucky
and terrible, or maybe a combination of both. You know
what I mean. It's like when you order an entire
roll of garlic knots to yourself, when your wife leaves town,
order the garlic knots from Papa John's. You weed all
the garlic knots and they were so good, but you
(02:06):
feel gross but satisfied you did understand, so that maybe
what we're about to say is gonna make you feel
like that. But Joe Biden is in a terrible situation,
and Joe Biden is not going to find a way
out of the terrible, miserable situation he's in. Now, before
(02:30):
I go into the details of why, don't make this
mistake a mistake, there's a million parables about this, but
a mistake many people make about thinking wealthy or famous
or powerful people are any degree even one degree happier
(02:52):
and more content than you are. They are simply not.
And you're gonna have to take it for me. I
have walked every single financial path socioeconomic path you can
walk in this lifetime. If you are happy, you can
tell you know. Alv and I were happy with the
boys in a crappy little apartment when I was working
construction in San Antonio. We still talk lovingly about it.
(03:14):
He's got a decent house now, but it's same, same,
not happier, not any less. And this applies to politicians
as well. Joe Biden. I know it can be tempting
to look and think, Wow, he's the most powerful man
on the planet. He's got all this private security and
Air Force one, and he's going to have a presidential library,
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and everyone's gonna tell him yes, mister President, and everyone
kisses your rear end all the time. Surely, surely he's
happier than me. I'm on my way to my second
shift tonight, trying to make ends meet. At least he's
not worried about his next meal. He is no happier
than you. In fact, because of his personal life and
(03:56):
his value system, he's miserable. Joe Biden. Miranda Deviin touched
on this a little bit last night. She's really great
about the Joe Biden backstory. What most people don't know.
Most people know the scandals now, most people don't know
that he came from a political family, that he was chosen,
(04:17):
pushed by his family into the political realm so he
could corruptly elevate the family, which of course he has done.
Joe Biden has been a lifelong corrupt piece of trash,
without a single bit of contentment in his life, always
(04:37):
just looking for the next gig, the next dollar from China,
the next whatever it may be. But you think Joe
Biden ever sits around at home like you do with
your husband, your wife, your mom, your son, and just
has a genuine moment of wonderfulness. He doesn't. I, uh,
(05:02):
the other night, not last night, night before last. I'll
tell you hopefully it hasn't come through on the radio.
But been actually a very tough time of grieving right now,
for my mother, for me, for my sisters. And i'd
been told that about three months afterwards, the numbness wears
off and the grieving starts again. It's really weird. So
(05:22):
i'ven't been doing that great. It's the loss of my father,
and so I guess I've been quiet around the house.
I didn't even realize it. Sitting down with my sixteen
year old. He looks over at me, he said, Dad,
tell me how you're doing. Joe Biden's never had a
moment like that, not one in the entirety of his life.
He's miserable. His life has been miserable. And he thought
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at the very end, as they dragged him out of retirement,
that he was going to achieve what everyone who gets
into politics kind of dreams about, whether you're running for
school boards, senator, whatever you're happen to be running for.
Everyone has in the back of their mind, I could
be president one day. You never know. I get the
next gig and the next gig, and maybe one day
it's me. And that day came for Joe Biden. The
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Democrats dragged him out of retirement, handed him the nominee,
and handed him the White House, and that moment came
for Joe Biden at the precise moment his mind was
failing him so badly and body failing him so badly.
He didn't get to enjoy a single solitary second of it.
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He spent the last four years, after a lifetime of corruption,
in misery, having the drool dabbed off his chin, being coerced,
being instructed on everything. Remember that article that came out
that told us all the details they have to tell
him when the meetings start, who will speak, what the
questions are going to be? Joe, Here's where you're going
(06:46):
to sit, Here's where you're going to stand. He's not
even a functional adult, led around by people a third
his age, a bunch of vile little communists only using
him to get their next political Joe Biden didn't spend
five seconds as president enjoying himself unless he was sniffing
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a little girl's hair. Joe Biden has been miserable for
four years at the end of a miserable career, and
Joe Biden now knows, on top of all that misery,
his long political career ends in embarrassment. Again. Maybe this
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will all make you feel good, maybe to make you
feel bad. But I was brewing on it this morning.
How you end matters so much, and that's a hard thing,
especially for men. I can't speak for women on this,
but especially for men. How you end a career a
lifetime oftentimes can either shine up what you've done before
(07:53):
or can really really ugly up what you had done before.
We've all seen it. We've all. We all remember how
Muhammad Ali ended, even if you weren't alive. Muhammad Ali
greatest of all time. Muhammad Ali ends his career as
a soft, slow, broken old man getting his head caved
(08:17):
in repeatedly. That's not how Muhammad Ali's supposed to end.
That's not Michael Jordan's not supposed to end his career
bouncing between teams getting shown up by dudes half his age.
That's not how it's supposed to end. Look, we've all
seen the radio guy who hung on too long, got
super frigging boring. Gosh, why won't he just retire? But
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he doesn't have anything else that won't be me. By
the way, and Joe Biden, he will now be thought
of as Jimmy Carter. What was supposed to be the
pinnacle in this corrupt political man's lifetime ended up being
the worst thing that ever happened to him. He would
have been thought of forever as Barack Obama's vice president,
(09:03):
long serving senator. And I realized he was embarrassing before that,
But that's just because you're the hyperinformed. Most people didn't
know that. Okay, he was a vice president. He said
something dumb on occasion kind of a charming gug of
an senator from Delaware, and instead Joe Biden's now a
punchline and he knows it, and his wife knows it.
(09:26):
Remember what she said, Remember when it was leaked when
they were when the system was knifing Joe Biden out
the back of the White House, and it finally got
leaked out there that Jill Biden was desperate for him
to run again because Jill Biden, still in control of
all her faculties, didn't want that embarrassing debate to be
the last part of Joe Biden's legacy. But that embarrassing
(09:50):
debate was the last part of Joe Biden's legacy. And now,
no matter what else he's done, our lasting memory of
this corrupt, mean, old selfish cuss is him rambling and
babbling on the way out the way I.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Got involved, And then think about it this way, But
I got involved in public life because of the abusive power.
I mean, my dad would say, you know, the greatest
sin of all is abuse of power. And I was
raised in a circumstance where like I used to always
(10:32):
talk about how I'm the worst thing ever happened to me,
was I used to stutter when I was a kid,
and they really get made fun of when you.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Talk like that.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But I realized and maybe it was the greatest gift
I ever got.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What a way to end a career. And I'll just
say this because we're gonna move on, We'll get do
some ask doctor Jesse questions, talk about Christy Nome from
today and other things. I'll just say this about Joe Biden.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Now, All this talk
about Joe Biden, I don't know about you has me
(11:11):
thinking I need to keep my mind pretty sharp, care
for it as best I can. How do you do that?
Though it's easy to figure out how to take care
of your muscles, you gotta work out your heart. You
gotta go do some cardio, how do you take care
of your mind? Well? First and foremost, for dude, you
have to make sure your testosterone levels are where they
need to be. This is not just for twenty year
(11:32):
olds getting ready to get married and make babies. Fellas,
you need testosterone to think, to think logically. That comes
from your tea levels. You needed to keep your emotions
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(12:33):
on a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Dome is
still out there in the news, definitely sounding like a
woman who's going to embarrass herself during another political run.
We'll get to that. We will get to the Christy
Gnome hearing from today, which that is is very important
as well. Head of DHS is very important. Da Christy
(12:54):
Noome wasn't put there, wasn't chosen because she's the real
sledgehammer that's going to clean all the illegals out. That's
why Tom Holman was chosen. Christy nom was chosen because
she's the pretty face pardon the pun, the one who's
pretty enough to get through the Senate confirmation process, Meaning
she's enough of an establishment politician she's going to get confirmed.
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You have Tom Homan go in there to do the
nitty gritty dirty work. Christy Nomes shows up, speaks in
front of the Senate. Oh, that sounds good. That's how
that went. So we'll get to know him here in
just a little bit. I want to get to some
ass doctor Jesse questions because some of these apply. Hey Jesse,
why do President Trump's picks have to be confirmed? We
elected him, didn't we? Isn't that confirmation enough? Maybe the
(13:40):
president should start holding confirmation hearings for every Democrat staff
member in the House and Senate. Can you explain this
to me? Okay, well, this is part of the constitution.
The Senate's job, as it's been interpreted, is to advise
and consent for these critical cabinet positions. And I'll put
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it to you this way. Why do we need senators
to confirm anybody? Because you get frustrated. You got frustrated.
They already torpedoed the first one Matt Gates. Matt Gates
was going to take over the DOJ and start arresting
people in the government. He was, but they took Matt
Gates out in five minutes. I'm not sure that he
was ever actually serious about it. He dropped ou pretty quick.
(14:21):
But either way, they'll set that aside. Why do you
need senators to give anyone of the thumbs up at all?
We just elected Donald Trump. Shouldn't he just get whoever
he wants. Well, remember the purpose of how the founders
set up our government, and really many governments, most governments
are kind of set up along these lines. You're trying
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to when you're setting up a country, you're trying to
set up boundaries, fences, if you will, that ensure no
matter what happens, if something horrible happens, you can't foresee
at some point in the future, no matter what happens,
we won't go completely crazy. You know what. Set aside
(15:06):
the fence analogy. I don't like that at all. Think
about the bump You ever seen the bumper things when
you go bowling? You've ever been in a bowling alley
that has those? Almost everyone's been in a bowling oley
that has those you know, you have the little the gutters,
you have the two gutters on the side of a
bowling lane, but you can They used to be physical
things you had to put out there, but now it's
just electronic. They pop up. You have things pop up,
(15:28):
and it's impossible to hit a gutter ball. So you
can roll the ball down there and you're gonna take
out at least some pins. It's never gonna happen what
I'm sure happens to Chris every time, and that's the
ball goes right into the gutter and you don't hit
any pins. Someone like me, I don't have to worry
about that. Chris obviously is probably not a very good bowler.
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When you're setting up a country, if you were to
set up your own you buy your own island, like
I'm gonna do with the Republic of Jesse and start
my own country. What you're trying to do is not
just not just plan for what you have now. You
have to do the best you can to see into
any potential future problems. And oftentimes those gutter ball blockers,
(16:18):
they can become frustrating when you have people in charge
who are taking you the direction you want to go.
When people who you consider to be wrong or your enemy,
when they take over, you love the gutter ball blockers,
But when it's the other way, you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Me.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I just want Donald Trump to have everybody he says
he wants, period, And it looks like he's going to
with the exception of Matt Gates. Don't forget they took
out Matt Gates. Don't act like he got everybody he wanted.
They took out the most important position, the DOJ head,
the Attorney general. But anyway, other than that, I want
him to get everyone he wants. You want him to
get everyoney needs. But let's just just for a mental
(17:02):
a thought experiment here, let's fast forward. You know what,
just four years, four years from now, Let's say it's
Kamala Harris running and she's running against JD Vance. Probably
not outside of the realm of possibility, but Kamala Harris,
you know her history, father is a communist, She's essentially
(17:24):
a communist. You understand what it would mean if she
took over the government. You get that. Now, what if
Jade Vance gets caught up in some scandal, cheated on
his taxes and something horrible happens, and Kamala Harris beats
him and she's president four years from now. What if
she wants to staff her government with Jihati terrorists. It's
(17:48):
just it's an example, Jihati terrorists. You want some layer
in between that happening for the sake of your country.
And I know that sounds crazy, but crazy things happen
in the future. If you went back one hundred years
ago and told them what would be happening now, we
have a training in the United States House, they would
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tell you you're crazy. Crazy things happen. You plan for
the crazy. That's why you have the confirmation process. All right,
all right, enough politics for a minute. Let's talk a
little bit about the Norman invasion, shall we. Let's also
talk about getting getting you physically back where you need
to be, meaning without pain. It is not easy getting old.
As my old man used to say, getting old ain't
(18:32):
for sissies. I know that's an old line, but it's true.
Things start to hurt, your muscles start to hurt. That shoulder.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My
shoulder hurts, my back hurts, Oh, my hip. It's really bothering.
Me my foot. So we do two things. We always
do one of two things. They're both horrible. We either
ignore it, I'll tough it out. Then you're in a
bad mood. Then the rest of your body starts to
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Speaker 3 (20:01):
The screaming nostril Kelly, when you build your underground tunnel system,
you could use that in those whistles echo location so
you won't need lights. Or maybe you could use it
like an ADS tech death whistle to strike tyror in
your enemies. Or you could just use it the whistle
in your designer dog fread silver linings, my throne, silver linings.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I hate you, guys. History Professor Jesse was watching a
show on the History Channel a number of years ago.
It was a top ten countdown of the most significant
events in world history. As the countdown progressed, that was
fully expecting the Normandy invasion to take the number one spot.
To my surprise, the Normandy invasion was the number two
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spot and the Norman conquest was number one. In your
esteemed opinion, is this correct or is the History Channel
full of crap? Okay, first, let's discuss briefly what the
Norman Conquest was. I've realized history bust will of course know.
But the Roman Empire, let's just begin here. The Roman Empire.
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The Roman Empire was the greatest empire of all time.
My opinion is nothing else comes close when you look
at their advancements. The technology were still walking in the
buildings they built today, that's absurd. People were still driving
on the roads the Romans built. But once the Romans fell,
the Dark Ages came. And this is just it's weird
(21:29):
for us to think about this. This empire fell and
technology went backwards. We've never experienced technology going backwards everything really,
and that part of the world went backwards. Civilization itself
fell and there was none left and now you have
the Dark Ages which come and for a very long time.
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This is a very dumb down, simplified version, it's a
fascinating period of time. For a long time in Europe,
what you had was tribes, tribes warring with each other,
tribes rising up, trying to become nations. Kings will rise,
kings will fall. You just had that. We're trying to
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form a country year really a feudal system here, were
trying to just establish a city here. But oh wait,
we're now at war with them. And it is a
nutso period of time, very very fascinating, horribly violent and dark.
The reason it's called the Dark Ages it is so
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during this period of time the Vikings start showing up.
We're talking I don't necessarily even want to put a
time on it. Think about the year five six hundred,
so that's about that time. But that's really really broad.
The Vikings start rolling in. Who are the Vikings. We
all know what Vikings are from the movies and comic books,
(22:56):
but they were They were farmers, you know, they were
ran really, they just had an expeditionary unit, if you will,
of warriors. They came from the cold, they came from
a hard place to live, and they had developed a
warrior class. Now, the warrior class of Vikings started launching
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these raids into various places. Monasteries were big, but just
really any town along the coast, and think of it
in this way. As far as the Vikings go, they
were capable. The people they were fighting were often not capable,
at least at first. The defense has got a lot better,
but the Vikings themselves, for them, it was like, I'll
(23:43):
put it to you this way, what if instead of
getting a daily or a weekly paycheck, or every a
bi weekly paycheck, what if instead of that once a
year you had to do something. You had to get
in your car, and you had to drive two states
and two states over you will find this massive, guarded
(24:07):
but massive warehouse and in that warehouse is a box.
If you can get your hands on that box, you
will have your entire year's wages. If you're lucky, maybe
this year and next year's wages, and if you and
your friends are organized enough and smart enough, a new car.
You can drop off your old car. You go get
your new car, You drive your new car and your
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year's wages back to where you live. That's what rating
was for them. And I'm not trying to put a
smiley face on what a raid is. You saw. Look
remember October seventh when Hamas did the invasion. As I
explained then, without the history of the terrorism, any of
that stuff, that's what a raid looks like. It was
a raid. Raiding you always hear about raiding. There were
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Celtic raiders and Viking raiders and a bunch of different
Indian tribes or raiders. Raiders have been the African tribes,
raiders have been part of everything. Well, that's what a
raid looks like. The women get raped, the people get murdered,
slaves get taken. That's what a raid looks like. It's
a raid. So I'm not going to put a smiley
face on raiding. But they started all this raiding and
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they were very good at it. And to deal with
the Vikings, they tried so many different things, and different
areas tried different things. Hey, let's arm it up, let's
train a militia. Let's get better with this, let's get
better with that. They would. It's really fascinating. They started
to build fortifications along the rivers in mainland Europe because
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the Vikings would take their longboats right up the river
and raid a city on the river. It's really cool,
raid a city on the river and then take off.
So they started putting these fortifications where you had to
lower the chains or the gates, and they're doing all
these things. But part of what else they did was
they started making deals with the Vikings. And I it's
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easy as a dude to look back on the kings
who were making these deals with the Vikings and call
them soft and call them cowardly. I try not to
do that if I'm not living through what these kings
are going through. So let's say you're a king of Paris,
if you will, because that actually applies to this story.
Paris was not this huge metropolis like it is now.
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They're trying to get themselves going to town right along
the river. They're trying to get going, get to become
a bustling place. You're growing, and the freaking Vikings just
keep coming for you. They keep coming for you, and
they keep coming for you. And eventually the Vikings start
asking for ransoms, essentially, pay me to stop hitting you.
(26:41):
And sometimes oftentimes the Kings would how much do you need? Okay,
but a ton of silver. Hey, here's a ton of silver,
And that's exactly right, Chris. Chris said, protection money. Oftentimes
with the payment, it not only came with a heyay me,
I'll stop hitting you if you pay me. I'm a Viking,
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I'll stop these other vikings. Do you want me to
stop the other vikings? I'm clearly the one who's strong enough.
You pay me enough silver, I'll stop these other vikings.
And it went beyond silver, you see. It eventually turned
into land as well. Hey, hey, here's a ton of silver,
please stop attacking us. And you see this wonderful land.
(27:24):
There's this normandy land up here, beautiful, very fertile. Why
do you guys settle there? You know what, we want
you to have some land, build yourselves up. The Vikings
start to settle now this is approaching the year one
thousand roughly. This is very rough on the dates. The
Vikings start to settle, but they start to assimilate. Europe
(27:46):
doesn't become Viking. The Vikings slowly start converting to Christianity
and start becoming Europe. Now there is some Viking that
bleeds over, some military tactics. Obviously there's always going to
be a mixture of cultures. But for the most part,
the Vikings stopped, at least in this area, stopped their
(28:07):
raiding lifestyle and started to just become citizens, normal citizens. Now,
that eventually turned into William the Conqueror. He and there's
a bunch of history behind this. I could go into that,
but I'm not going to right now. He he decides
he's going to go take a conquering army and he's
(28:30):
going to go over to England. He's going to cross
the Channel because of some personal slights and things like that,
and he's going to take that place over. And he does,
and after he conquers it, William the Conqueror kind of
gave that away. After he conquers it, he really established
the system that, in a lot of ways you still
(28:52):
see today over there in the UK. Now it's really
changed with kings and feudal systems, so I don't want
to say it's the same system. But what the UK
became William the Conqueror, he laid the foundations for it.
Whether that's the number one thing in history, EH, probably
push back on that, but it certainly was a big event,
there's no question about it. Let's do some Christynome confirmation
(29:15):
hearing talk before we get back to more of this stuff.
Before we do that, speaking of history, let me ask you,
do you have any VHS tapes, home videos of yourself
and your family, cam quarder tapes? Do you have any books,
baby books, boxes of pictures, hard copy pictures the stuff
(29:37):
we used to have to go get developed or you'd
have a polaroid, which was really cool, by the way,
But do you have any of that? You know you
need to get all that digitized, and you know Legacy
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We'll be back. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
(30:43):
And before I get to the Christynome stuff, a little
bit of it from today, I will say. Jewish producer
Chris just asked me if I'd ever fallen asleep at
the wheel. I have not, but I came very, very
very close. One time. I was in the Marine and
my folks were living in Arizona. They'd moved to Arizona,
(31:05):
and I decided I was going to do something nice
for my mom my dad too. But you know it's
moms who really love this stuff. I thought I was
not going to have time off for Christmas. They ended
up giving us an extra day, so we had like
three or four days off, but they had worked us
like dogs. We had not had a chance to sleep,
and in order to make Arizona on Christmas Eve, I
(31:28):
had to take off from twenty nine Palms and drive
down to Tucson, Arizona, and I forget. I don't want
to tell you how long that was because I don't remember.
I could look it up now. I'm just live on
the air. I would guess it's seven eight hours, I
would guess, and I was. I had already been up
for like twenty four hours by the time I took
off on it, and it was the middle of the night,
so it was dark. I had three bottles of mountain
(31:53):
dew on the way down there, and I was it
was so unsafe. Don't ever do this, I should note
kids legitimate. I should never have done this. It was really,
really dumb. It's how you get people killed, yourself killed.
I had three bottles of mountain dew on the way,
and I swear I barely made it. Oh, Chris, big Ones,
Big Ones. I would stop every two or three hours
to get in a gas station. And it was cold out,
(32:16):
so it was Christmas time. Who's cold out? And I
would walk around my car at night trying to get
myself woken up in the blood flowing gaffs terrible yet
so I never have, but I've come close to doing it.
I tell you that Christy Nome did pretty well today
for a sales.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Senator.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
The President and I have talked extensively about this and
will one hundred percent partner with him to reinstate the
Remain in Mexico policy and make sure that it's in place. Yes, Senator,
if confirmed and I have the opportunity to be Secretary,
on day one, CBP one will be shut down. There's
data and information in there that we will preserve so
that we can ensure we know who's coming into this
(32:52):
country and who's already here that we need to just
that heads up.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
For she keeps going CBP one. That is the app
you paid for, designed and paid for by us, that
allows illegals to simply bypass our immigration system. The Biden
administration came up with an app on their phone to
violate the sovereignty of this country freaking treeson go find.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
But also we make sure that there's another program HMV,
which I'm sure you're very familiar with, where our federal
government actually paid to fly people into this country directly
from other countries without any vetting or knowing who they are.
So there's several of these programs that need to be
eliminated and we need to ensure that we're following legal
immigration law. Yes, we will go back to case by
(33:38):
case evaluation of these parole cases.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, pretty good. This is going to lead me to
an ask doctor Jesse question in a minute. But I'm
gonna I'm gonna play a couple other things. She said this.
I really love to hear. I love that we're not
letting this go. I know we've all moved on from
the assassination attempt of Donald Trump, but that was a
very suspicious event. I remained very suspicious the Secret Service
(34:07):
allowing an assassin to take a rooftop overlooking the subject
they're supposed to be protecting one hundred and forty eight
yards away with the weapon optic the works. I remember
that was a successful assassination attempt. Donald Trump turned his head.
(34:30):
Luck is what it is, or God looking out for you,
whatever way you want to put it. That assassin he
did everything right. He reconned it, planned it, brought whatever
he needed and when the tiant, when the time came
to make the shot, he made the shot Donald Trump
turned his head. Donald Trump should be dead and we
(34:54):
have phones with overseas accounts. Anyway, I liked that I
heard this today. Well, you pledged to us that you
will open the books on all of the facts associated
and around these assassination attempts.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah, Senator, if I am the Secretary of Homeland Security,
I will certainly work with you to build transparency and
make sure the facts are shared with you and your committee.
I know that you've been very frustrated by the lack
of transparency from the Department, and I want to thank
those of you that have worked on that report that
was put together on these assassination attempts. I know it
(35:27):
was a bipartisan report and investigation that this committee conducted,
and I appreciate you focusing on that, and I will
work with you to get the information so that you
have the truth of really what happened there in the
failures so they can be fixed.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I like that she's going to look into it. I
like that Josh Holly is not letting it go. But
we have to stay on that as well. You and
I do remember public pressure is real, especially now that
social media is here. Public pressure is real. It's not
that I expect you or me to call my congressman
every day. But somebody tried to blow Donald Trump's head
(36:02):
off right after the Supreme Court ruled that he was immune.
So as soon as they found out that he was
going to get immunity from a bunch of these felonies,
these ridiculous felony charges. Right after that and right before
he was the nominee, somebody tried to blow his head off.
(36:25):
Remember this took place during that little window after immunity,
before he was the nominee. Donald Trump, if he got
his brains blown out that day, Donald Trump was not
the nominee yet, that only happens at the convention. Jd
Vance was not the VP nominee yet Donald Trump gets
(36:49):
his head blown off that day. I'm not even sure
exactly how they would do it procedurally, because it hasn't
had to be done before. But we're we're looking at
the GOP having to come up with some sort of
an ad hoc, brand new primary system that gets handed
to somebody who would not be Donald Trump, because Donald
(37:12):
Trump would be dead. I want some answers. I want
some answers. I want some answers on why the guy
who tried to blow Donald Trump's head off. I want
to know why he had overseas accounts. I want to
know why he was in a black Rock commercial when
(37:33):
he was younger. I want to know things. I want
to know why the Secret Service failed. I have questions
and we need answers. Are people inside the government willing
and able to assassinate the president of the United States
of America. That's a question I want answers to. Now,
let's talk about the ratchet and illegal immigration. Hang on,
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