January 7, 2026 • 35 mins
The only time they get in trouble is when they tell the truth, but why? What happened to the woman in Minneapolis. The sad truth about all these broken street animals.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is then Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's have some fun.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
On a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hookday twenty twenty six is already flying by.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
The week is flying by. We're almost to the weekend already.
We have crested the peak of the week and it's
all downhill from here. We are going to have such
a huge Jesse Kelly Show tonight and we're gonna have
all kinds of fun. We have so many things to discuss.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Now. I'm sure you were already aware.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
If you are not aware, a communist tried to run
over an ice agent in Minnesota today and got killed.
That is going to be a central theme here in
the first hour, not the details of this or that.
We are going to do what we do so often,
and we're going to kind of take this apart and
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discuss the why, how did we get here? How did
these kinds of things happen. That'll be a huge part
of the show tonight. We're going to discuss democrats exposing themselves,
meaning exposing what really makes them tick, what really fuels
their fire. We'll get to emails, We'll talk about pettiness
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and politics, all that and so much more. Coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, before
we get to the dead communist in Minnesota today, we
have to do a bit of setup for it. Set
up to understand how do we get to a place,
how do we get to a place where you me
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Maybe you were on social media, maybe you got a
text this was I mean, shoot a few hours ago.
All of a sudden you find out, wait a minute,
there's a dead woman in Minnesota. Maybe probably by now
you've even seen the video of it. I personally have
seen three different angles of it. It's not as if
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there's a video. I've seen three different angles. That probably
means there's ten different angles. I've seen three different angles
of it. And if we're being honest, I understand you're
not going to have a lot of sympathy for the
dead woman. I may we'll get to that in a
little bit. But isn't that a sad place to be?
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Think about this? Think about this. We have federal officers,
they're in Minnesota. They're in Minnesota to apprehend and deport
people who are in the country illegally, a very basic thing.
Yet we are at a place so broken, so twisted
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up parts of us are anyway, not you or me,
but the communists. We're at a place as a country
where a portion of our society is so broken and
twisted it leads people out into the streets to do
things like attempt to run over an ice officer. And
now you're dead, thirty seven years old. And maybe maybe
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maybe you're sitting there saying, well, who cares, she's a communist,
She's a dead communist. Okay, I got I got all that.
I understand that. That's fine. But what if tomorrow was
the day she woke up? Communists do wake up?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They do.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What if that day was going to be tomorrow? Maybe
a friend, a relative finally got through to her. What
if what if she was finally able to see the
truth about things?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What if?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
What if she found Jesus? What what? What if tomorrow
was the day the.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Light went on.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And she said, oh my gosh, I've been lied to
And now because she took things way too far, that
day won't ever come. She's dead now, So let's talk
about this. To set this up, initially, I'm going to
bring up something that's going to sound completely unrelated. You're
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just gonna have to stay with me. You know yesterday
was the five year anniversary of January sixth.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Do you know all that we talked about it last night?
You got all that.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Now, CBS has had a change in management over there. No,
it's not some right wing news agency now. No, they're
not on our side, but they're closer to being fair
than any other major news organization by a mile. So
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CBS just had a little snippet last night on the
news talking about January sixth.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just stay with me.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
This is all gonna come to what happened to the
street communists today? This is the little snippet last night.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Also tonight, five years after the January sixth attack, a
group of pardon defendants marched through Washington. President Trump today
accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack on the Capitol,
while House Democratic Leader Hakim Jeffries accused the President of
quote whitewashing it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, that was it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I think any sane person would argue that was pretty benign.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Chris, am I wrong here?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I understand I'm a hardcore partisan. I don't pretend to
be otherwise. But that was just sounded like news, right,
how news should sound just pretty benign?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The President says a Democrats should have stopped it. Hakeem
Jeffries says they're whitewashing, and this is CBS News. Brian Stelter,
a dirty commie, put this today about that clip last night.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Some high profile CBS News staffers were aghast last night
when Tony dokupipoos I can't say his name, when his
brief mention of the January sixth anniversary was a both
sides mess. This very foxy clip ricocheted around social media
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and was ridiculed by media types. Now let's just process
this for a moment. For years, five years, to be exact,
the system has used one voice, one language when it
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comes to so many things. But we'll make this about
January sixth. Every single Democrat says the same thing. Every
major news organization says the same thing. Every college professor
says it's the same thing. Every Hollywood actress says the
same thing. The system spoke with one voice. Insurrection, insurrection, insurrection,
most dangerous days since the Civil War, insurrection, Donald Trump insurrection,
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Trump Insurrection. But over and over and over and over
and over again, CBS gets a change in management. We
now know from documents that have been released. No matter
what you believe, I've told you what I believe about
that day. I think the FEDS did it on purpose.
But no matter what you believe, there were there were
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a lot of bad actors there on every side. The
Feds look really, really bad. There's that's indeniable. Now that's
documented stuff. Now we have the emails, we have the forms.
We know that CBS comes out last night, just a
quick mention and says the most to me, probably to you,
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benign thing that could see.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
So tonight, five years after the January sixth attack, a
group of pardoned defendants march through Washington. President Trump today
accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack on the Capitol,
while House Democratic Leader Hakim Jeffries accused the President of
quote whitewashing it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Why the outrage? Why were CBS news staffers hold on?
I want to make sure I read this again, quote
Aghast calling it a both sides mess. Why were they aghast?
And what does any of this have to do with
some dead communist in Minnesota today?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, here's the thing about lies.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
As we've always been taught since we were kids. I'm
sure you were taught some version of this too, by
your parents, your Sunday school teacher, or your coach, or
something like that. Lies tend to pile on top of
each other. You tell one lie, you've eventually got to
tell another lie to cover up for that lie, and
then another lie to cover up for that lie, and
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sue in your entire life is a lie. Lies have
to be all encompassing because the truth. Think about the
truth as light. Lies are darkness. If even one ray
of truth gets through, then you will realize there's darkness everywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The communist understands that has always understood that. He lies,
as I say, about everything all the time. He is
commanded to lie. The only time he gets in trouble
is when he tells the truth. He has to lie
about everything, from abortion to immigration, to taxes, to He
will lie about his own stances on things. He'll lie
about you. He'll lie. He lies about everything all the time.
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But he doesn't lie just because he feels like it.
He lies because a world of lies are necessary, and or.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
To keep stupid broken, drug addicted idiots trapped in a
world of make believe. And if even one little crack
forms in that world of make believe and the light
comes in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
The Communist knows there is a chance.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
His stupid, broken, drug addicted loser base will finally see
the light, realize he lives in a world of darkness,
and he will break free of it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You may not know that, I promise you this. The
communist knows that. Therefore everything has to be a lie
at all times. If there's even a crumb of truth.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The whole thing may come down. We'll continue.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Hang on, Jesse, Chilly, It is the Jesse Kelly's Show
on a spectacular Wednesday night. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. In the most
roundabout way possible, we are talking about that dead communist
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in Minnesota today tried to ram the Ice agent. So
if you're just now joining us, you're going to have
to bear with me because we're zooming out and we're
talking about how this happens. Why does this stuff happen?
The communist lies about everything all the time. He doesn't
do it just because he feels like it. He does
it because he must create a world of make believe
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for his stupid, demonic bass to reside in at all times.
And he knows, for a fact, for a fact, that
if even a sliver of truth gets through, then maybe
his mentally broken, disgusting, demonic base, we'll see the truth
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and see the life and come out of it.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Think of it this way.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I probably use this analogy before, or something similar. I
have two sons. Now they're older, but they're teenagers. But
let's say they were young seven years old. They're seven
year olds, right, they're not twins, but let's say they're
both seven. For the purpose of our argument. I have
them in my home. I want them to stay in
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my home, and I have decided that I'm going to
scare them into staying in my home.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And so what do I do.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I cover up all the windows in the house so
they can't see out, and I tell them there are huge, furry,
scary monsters all around the house, surrounding the house. It's
dark and rainy, and these monsters have huge claws, and
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if you step outside for one moment, you will die.
And I tell them to them over and over and
over again, year after year after year.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Dad, can we go?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Are we ever gonna be a bit?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The monsters, the monsters.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Son's sun.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The house is surrounded by monsters. Now, I told you
we covered all the windows up. Let me ask you something,
how much of the real outside do they have to
see before they figure out Dad was lying. Let's say
one day that covering I put on the window, not
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all of it, just just a couple inches. It peels
off and I don't notice it. My boys lean down.
Look outside. There are no monsters, there's no rain, sun
is shining, the grass is green. It looks fun fun
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out there. I bet I could go out and play.
Now what's going through their heads at this moment?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is it that Dad.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Lied to me at the monsters? Or is it that
everything Dad has told me about the outside world is
a lie. It's the second thing in that moment you
realize he lied about this. He lied about everything. That's
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why the communist demands total control of education, of the
media system of Hollywood. That's why he demands total control.
He demands that because if he can keep them in
that world long enough, in the house long enough, they
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will end up like this woman seventy some years old.
Seventy some years old at a No King's protest.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You remember that.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy four years old.
I worry about everything, And I just, I just it
just seems so scary, upset, and I don't and I
don't understand why people didn't voting.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
For this person, seventy four years old, broken, totally gone.
How in the world can a thirty seven year old
woman even show up to an ice raid where they're
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snatching up murderers and rapists, attempt to impede them from
doing so, and then with a federal officer in front
of her car, aim the wheels at him and hammer
the gas. How could anybody maybe you already asked yourself
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this question, I know I.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Did immediately looking at the video. How could anyone be
that dumb? How could you think that was going to
end any other way? By the way, let me clue
you in, no matter what your cause is, if you
ever drive your four thousand pound vehicle at any police
officer at any level, they are going to kill you
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because you have a deadly weapon. You can never, ever, ever,
ever ever do that. They have no choice but to
treat that as a deadly weapon. How could a thirty
seven year old woman in a nice suv be so broken,
so mentally broken, shattered, that she aims a vehicle at
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a federal officer, and.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Now she will never see thirty eight. A huge part
of this, probably the main part of this, is the
world of make believe that has been created for her
by evil communists and the Democrat Party in the media
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in Hollywood and education, year after year, day after day,
hour after hour, lie after lie after lie after lie
after lie. You'll wake up one day you think the
Nazis are in town and you're going to go fight
Hitler and I know I'm dead. It's honestly, incredibly sad.
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And we'll talk about the sad part of it next.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday,
talking about real Honestly, it is a terrible tragedy, and
I'm about to explain why that a thirty seven year
old woman is dead.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Communist in Minnesota tries to ram an ice officer dead.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Here was Christy Nolman.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
It was an active domestic terrorism. What happened was our
ice officers were out in an enforcement action. They got
stuck in the snow because of the adverse weather that
is in Minneapolis, attempting to push out their vehicle, and
a woman attacked them and those surrounding them, and attempted
to run them over and ram them with her vehicle.
An officer of ours acted quickly and defensively shot to
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protect himself and the people around him. And my understanding
is is that she was hit and is deceased.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Now let's talk about the sad part of this, and
it is genuinely sad to do this. We're going to
recap something we've spoken about many times, you and I
is something we have to understand. All communists are not equal.
There are two different divisions of communism, elite communists and
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street communists. The elites of the politicians, the media people,
the billionaires. They almost never actually believe what they're selling.
They're just in it for power and money. But they
understand something something evil people have always understood since before communism.
You need people who get their hands dirty. If your
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intent is power, well, power has to generally be taken
from somebody. If your intention is to take power, the
person you're trying to take it from is probably going
to put up a bit of a fight because they
don't want to lose it either, and so it's probably
going to involve a bit of ugliness. From time to time.
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You need people who are willing to get their hands dirty. Well,
you think Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg,
you think anybody who works at CNN. You think these
people are going to go out and throw bricks at
people and put put their lives on the line. It's
cold in Minneapolis. I'm not going out today.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, of course not.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, that means you got to go find somebody who
do Communists find every single time for their revolution. They
did it in cambell they did it in the Soviet Union,
they did it in China. They're doing it here in America.
They did it in Africa. Remember our history of Rhodesia.
They did it all over South America. It's always the
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same thing. Communism is the religion of the malcontent. You
find the broken losers in any society and you play
on their fears, you play on their bitterness, you play
on their anger, and you get them to go do
the things you want done but are unwilling to do yourself.
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The elite communists recruit and in some cases create, look
at all the training madness, recruit and create malcontents in society.
Because malcontented, bitter people, whether it be some like I said,
some tranny freak, some woman who's been on anxiety medication
for twenty five years, some disgusting rapist foreigner. It doesn't
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matter who it is. You find the dregs of society.
Play on their fears, promise them rewards, and they will
march out like the revolutionary army they are, and they
will do things on your behalf that you want done.
And the true tragedy of all this is so many
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of these people, the street animals, they really are just broken,
lost souls. I know it's hard to feel sympathy for him.
You look at Samantifa, guys all clad in black, throwing bricks,
beating people up, doing all the animal things they do.
I know, it's not exactly tugging at your heartstrings, is it.
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It's not like it's a puppy. You look at them
and you think, what a bunch of scumbags. Throw them
all in prison. And I totally agree they are a
bunch of scumbags and they should all go into prison.
But remember that we discussed this once before. This was
last year, Chris, what Chris I had to do. It
was last year, But we had this discussion before. There
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was a yet again, another ANTIFA protest outside of a
federal facility, and the Antifa guys all clad in black,
all in masks, acting super tough, yell and screaming, throwing,
doing all kinds of horrible things, looking like a big, tough,
angry mob. One of them took it too far, got
himself snatched up and dragged inside of the building. There's
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internet video that you can go look at it. He
gets dragged inside of the building, this tough guy. Five
seconds here, he's shouting the F word and doing everything
he can to these federal agents.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Two minutes later, he's alone, the mask is gone, he's.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Surrounded by federal agents. And you know what he's doing,
not talking tough, spitting at him, kicking anybody. He's sitting there,
shaking like a dog trying to crap out a peach pit.
He's sitting there, just a scared, broken little boy, probably
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from a broken home, probably on drugs. Look pick your thing,
But who do you have the most animosity for? The
elite communists or the street communists. This is not me
defending street animals. It's obviously not me defending that woman
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today who's now gone. It's not but I've told you before,
I'll say it again. My true hatred is for the
elite communists who lie to these people, manipulate these people,
recruit these people, and then send them out like cannon
fodder to go try to ram federal agents. And now
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thirty seven year old woman, that's still young. Women still
have kids after thirty seven, thirty seven year old woman
will never see thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What's the political response to this? Here's the mayor of Many,
and I have a message for Ice.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Two.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Ice, get out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here.
The response to this, it's happening right now all over
the news.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You can turn it on. We have it on here
in the background. It's happening all over the news as
we speak. The communists having already recruited somebody and cost
them their lives. With their lives, they're recruiting more and
more and more. The ones who sent that woman to
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die won't lose a minute of sleep over the whole thing.
The elite communists do this all the time, and it's
insanely sad. If you are a street communist, one of
you idiots who hate listens to the show and you
send me all the death threats and lead and all
the other stupid things you send me.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's fine, I don't care. I'm not even asking you
to stop.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I am only asking you to pause for a moment
and realize how much the people who lead you hate
your guts. When you tune into CNN tonight and they
lie to you like they've always lied to you. Remember,
hands up, don't shoot. Remember George Floyd was killed by
a racist cup. All they do is lie to you.
All they do is lie to you, get you angry,
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so you'll go out there and be their little foot
soldier and you'll be arrested, and you'll be hit, and
you'll possibly be killed, and they don't give a crap
about you at all.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I do find it insanely sad.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I think it's terrible that I've compared it before, and
I really mean this. I wasn't trying to be funny.
I know people thought it was a laughline. I'm not
trying to be funny. I compare it to did you
ever have anyone in your school? You probably had special
needs classes in your schools. Do you ever have that
one scumbag kid who picked on them? Now in our school,
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to our credit, in Montana. That kid got the daylights
beaten out of him at recess and he never did
it again. That's not something that flew in our school.
But there's always one. Yeah, he thinks it's funny to
make fun haha. Do you think it's funny? That's what
That's what democrats do to their base. They're broken base,
mentally broken. Lie to them forever. The media lies to
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them forever. Soon they're seventy four. Instead of bacon cookies
for the grandkids.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
This is that.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy four years old.
I worry about everything, and I.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Just I just I just seems so scary and upset,
and I don't and I don't understand why people didn't
woted for this person.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
That's insanely sad. Let's pray they all wake up, shall we?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right, let's actually, you know what, We'll do a
couple of emails before we move on and talk about
other communist things and Democrats and hey and all the
other stuff we have to get to tonight. Before we
get to any of that, I want to get to
you and how you feel. Let me ask you. It's
right now, what time is it. It's a seven o'clock
eastern roughly it's almost seven o'clock eastern.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Are you energized?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do you feel like going for a walk, You'll feel
like going out dancing, board game night, or you just
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to move at the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
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Speaker 1 (28:07):
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be back. What Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine, we.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Member.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com
and we're gonna get to those emails in a moment.
But I did, I did want to do something that
is going to be it's extremely heartfelt for me. I
hope it will be heartfelt for you. What Chris, No,
it's not gonna be stupid. Can I have a serious
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moment please, without you interrupting anyway. I don't want to
get sentimental, sorry about Chris. Yesterday, as you know, was
the fifth anniversary of January sixth, the dangerous insurrection that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Almost ended America. Granted, no one had any arms of.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Any kind, and they stayed within the velvet ropes and stuff,
but it almost ended the country worse than Pearl Harper
in nine to eleven in the Civil War combined Democrats.
Of course, they gathered for a for a candlelight vigil
outside and a moment that really lifted my heart. I
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wanted to bring it to you tonight without further ado.
Just dis close your eyes unless you're driving, disclose your eyes.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Remember, and died through the night with the light from
now to the Perries to the oss Letmerica. Oh yeah,
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my home, sweet god Lessmerica, My.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
That was powerful. That was powerful. Chris, you have another version,
I'm told, go ahead, Please.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
We.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Will not.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I can't. It would be so embarrassing to be a.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Democrat oracle, would you please mention how twelve of the
states are decoup from the tax breaks regarding no tax
on tips. In overtime, my wonderful commie Governor Polus is
stating it's because of the harm of the big beautiful bill.
Where's the outrage. Well, here's the deal. And I actually
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allow this to be message number two tonight to the
Democrat base, to the street animals, to people who vote Democrat.
I don't expect you to like me. I don't and
I don't like you. I want to be clear, I'm
not this is not for you. I don't care about you.
In fact, I despise you same way you despise me.
But I am actually genuinely trying to help the Democrat party.
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No matter who you are. Maybe you're one of the
black communists. You've always voted Democrat and Grandma always voted
Democrat with Democrat. Maybe you're a black communist. Maybe you're
one of the people on the LGBTQ demonic scale of
some kind.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know. Maybe you're a feminist. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I don't know what your deal isn't where you fall
in Democrat politics. But here's the wild part. It doesn't
matter where you fall, it doesn't matter which one of
those people you are. You're being left behind because they
only ever cared about you for the reliability of your vote.
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That's all they ever cared about. They only ever wanted
your vote. Maybe you had a moment, maybe you still
have moments where you feel like they care about me.
They want that. They don't care about that at all.
All they care about is power and money. And look,
it's never easy to hear this. They found somebody hotter,
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they found an easier vote. Foreigners, it doesn't matter which
part of the domestic Democrat coalition you fall on. They
have moved on because they found a cheaper, easier date.
What do I mean by cheaper and easier, Well, I
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mentioned the black communists in the beginning. Democrats they have
to always show up every election season. And Hillary, you'll
tell you about hot sauce and her purse, and Pete
Buddha jeedge Oll double hand and wrap both of his
lips around a forty and Gavin Newsom talks about playing
b ball with you, and you get the standard black panthering,
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which is always hilarious. And I know you've probably convinced
yourself that's going to last forever. But foreigners don't need that,
you see, you think democrats love doing that. They do
it because they know you'll go out and go Democrat
every time. But they don't want to do it. If
they just bring in foreigners and replace you, they don't
ever have to bother with you again. Maybe you're part
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of the LGBTQ demon mob. All you want is your
leather chaps and your SUPERU out back, and you want
Democrats to show up at your parades.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
And you o pride, pride, pride, pride.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Pride while you shake your penis in front of the kids.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
But do you think they like that?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You think they genuinely like that. No, it's a humiliation
ritual you put them through. You know who never puts
them through that humiliation ritual foreigners. The foreigners just want
the checks to keep coming and the legal protection. That's
the full they care about. They don't have to show up.
The foreigners don't demand it. They just want Well, they're
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a cheaper, easier date than you, all of you feminists.
It doesn't matter which part of the Democrat coalition we're
talking about. You Climate commings too by the way, you're
just getting tossed in the waste basket because now they
realize AI needs all kinds of energy, and your stupid
solar panels and wind farms and stuff don't do anything.
So you're already getting tossed aside. Do you think they
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want to deal with you gluing your naked butt to
the highway? You think they want to pretend they're tired
of that. You know who doesn't need that at all?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Foreigners.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm not asking you to be a Republican. I get
mad at them as as much as you do. Not
asking you to like me, hate my guts. I feel
the same way about you. Totally fine, but you better understand,
I know this hurts. She's already mentally left you. She
found a member of the local rock band. He's got
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long hair, he sings lovingly to her. Mentally, she's already gone.
If you're a part of the Democrat coalition, the American
Democrat coalition, you may not realize it yet, but she's
out tonight at that concert looking at him play guitar.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
We'll talk about that foreign coalition actually, when it comes
to the Somalis next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is then Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's have some fun.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
On a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hookday twenty twenty six is already flying by.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
The week is flying by. We're almost to the weekend already.
We have crested the peak of the week and it's
all downhill from here. We are going to have such
a huge Jesse Kelly Show tonight and we're gonna have
all kinds of fun. We have so many things to discuss.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Now. I'm sure you were already aware.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
If you are not aware, a communist tried to run
over an ice agent in Minnesota today and got killed.
That is going to be a central theme here in
the first hour, not the details of this or that.
We are going to do what we do so often,
and we're going to kind of take this apart and
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discuss the why, how did we get here? How did
these kinds of things happen. That'll be a huge part
of the show tonight. We're going to discuss democrats exposing themselves,
meaning exposing what really makes them tick, what really fuels
their fire. We'll get to emails, We'll talk about pettiness
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and politics, all that and so much more. Coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, before
we get to the dead communist in Minnesota today, we
have to do a bit of setup for it. Set
up to understand how do we get to a place,
how do we get to a place where you me
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Maybe you were on social media, maybe you got a
text this was I mean, shoot a few hours ago.
All of a sudden you find out, wait a minute,
there's a dead woman in Minnesota. Maybe probably by now
you've even seen the video of it. I personally have
seen three different angles of it. It's not as if
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there's a video. I've seen three different angles. That probably
means there's ten different angles. I've seen three different angles
of it. And if we're being honest, I understand you're
not going to have a lot of sympathy for the
dead woman. I may we'll get to that in a
little bit. But isn't that a sad place to be?
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Think about this? Think about this. We have federal officers,
they're in Minnesota. They're in Minnesota to apprehend and deport
people who are in the country illegally, a very basic thing.
Yet we are at a place so broken, so twisted
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up parts of us are anyway, not you or me,
but the communists. We're at a place as a country
where a portion of our society is so broken and
twisted it leads people out into the streets to do
things like attempt to run over an ice officer. And
now you're dead, thirty seven years old. And maybe maybe
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maybe you're sitting there saying, well, who cares, she's a communist,
She's a dead communist. Okay, I got I got all that.
I understand that. That's fine. But what if tomorrow was
the day she woke up? Communists do wake up?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They do.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What if that day was going to be tomorrow? Maybe
a friend, a relative finally got through to her. What
if what if she was finally able to see the
truth about things?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What if?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
What if she found Jesus? What what? What if tomorrow
was the day the.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Light went on.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And she said, oh my gosh, I've been lied to
And now because she took things way too far, that
day won't ever come. She's dead now, So let's talk
about this. To set this up, initially, I'm going to
bring up something that's going to sound completely unrelated. You're
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just gonna have to stay with me. You know yesterday
was the five year anniversary of January sixth.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Do you know all that we talked about it last night?
You got all that.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Now, CBS has had a change in management over there. No,
it's not some right wing news agency now. No, they're
not on our side, but they're closer to being fair
than any other major news organization by a mile. So
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CBS just had a little snippet last night on the
news talking about January sixth.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just stay with me.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
This is all gonna come to what happened to the
street communists today? This is the little snippet last night.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Also tonight, five years after the January sixth attack, a
group of pardon defendants marched through Washington. President Trump today
accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack on the Capitol,
while House Democratic Leader Hakim Jeffries accused the President of
quote whitewashing it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, that was it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I think any sane person would argue that was pretty benign.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Chris, am I wrong here?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I understand I'm a hardcore partisan. I don't pretend to
be otherwise. But that was just sounded like news, right,
how news should sound just pretty benign?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
The President says a Democrats should have stopped it. Hakeem
Jeffries says they're whitewashing, and this is CBS News. Brian Stelter,
a dirty commie, put this today about that clip last night.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Some high profile CBS News staffers were aghast last night
when Tony dokupipoos I can't say his name, when his
brief mention of the January sixth anniversary was a both
sides mess. This very foxy clip ricocheted around social media
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and was ridiculed by media types. Now let's just process
this for a moment. For years, five years, to be exact,
the system has used one voice, one language when it
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comes to so many things. But we'll make this about
January sixth. Every single Democrat says the same thing. Every
major news organization says the same thing. Every college professor
says it's the same thing. Every Hollywood actress says the
same thing. The system spoke with one voice. Insurrection, insurrection, insurrection,
most dangerous days since the Civil War, insurrection, Donald Trump insurrection,
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Trump Insurrection. But over and over and over and over
and over again, CBS gets a change in management. We
now know from documents that have been released. No matter
what you believe, I've told you what I believe about
that day. I think the FEDS did it on purpose.
But no matter what you believe, there were there were
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a lot of bad actors there on every side. The
Feds look really, really bad. There's that's indeniable. Now that's
documented stuff. Now we have the emails, we have the forms.
We know that CBS comes out last night, just a
quick mention and says the most to me, probably to you,
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benign thing that could see.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
So tonight, five years after the January sixth attack, a
group of pardoned defendants march through Washington. President Trump today
accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack on the Capitol,
while House Democratic Leader Hakim Jeffries accused the President of
quote whitewashing it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Why the outrage? Why were CBS news staffers hold on?
I want to make sure I read this again, quote
Aghast calling it a both sides mess. Why were they aghast?
And what does any of this have to do with
some dead communist in Minnesota today?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, here's the thing about lies.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
As we've always been taught since we were kids. I'm
sure you were taught some version of this too, by
your parents, your Sunday school teacher, or your coach, or
something like that. Lies tend to pile on top of
each other. You tell one lie, you've eventually got to
tell another lie to cover up for that lie, and
then another lie to cover up for that lie, and
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sue in your entire life is a lie. Lies have
to be all encompassing because the truth. Think about the
truth as light. Lies are darkness. If even one ray
of truth gets through, then you will realize there's darkness everywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The communist understands that has always understood that. He lies,
as I say, about everything all the time. He is
commanded to lie. The only time he gets in trouble
is when he tells the truth. He has to lie
about everything, from abortion to immigration, to taxes, to He
will lie about his own stances on things. He'll lie
about you. He'll lie. He lies about everything all the time.
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But he doesn't lie just because he feels like it.
He lies because a world of lies are necessary, and or.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
To keep stupid broken, drug addicted idiots trapped in a
world of make believe. And if even one little crack
forms in that world of make believe and the light
comes in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
The Communist knows there is a chance.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
His stupid, broken, drug addicted loser base will finally see
the light, realize he lives in a world of darkness,
and he will break free of it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You may not know that, I promise you this. The
communist knows that. Therefore everything has to be a lie
at all times. If there's even a crumb of truth.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The whole thing may come down. We'll continue.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Hang on, Jesse, Chilly, It is the Jesse Kelly's Show
on a spectacular Wednesday night. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. In the most
roundabout way possible, we are talking about that dead communist
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in Minnesota today tried to ram the Ice agent. So
if you're just now joining us, you're going to have
to bear with me because we're zooming out and we're
talking about how this happens. Why does this stuff happen?
The communist lies about everything all the time. He doesn't
do it just because he feels like it. He does
it because he must create a world of make believe
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for his stupid, demonic bass to reside in at all times.
And he knows, for a fact, for a fact, that
if even a sliver of truth gets through, then maybe
his mentally broken, disgusting, demonic base, we'll see the truth
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and see the life and come out of it.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Think of it this way.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I probably use this analogy before, or something similar. I
have two sons. Now they're older, but they're teenagers. But
let's say they were young seven years old. They're seven
year olds, right, they're not twins, but let's say they're
both seven. For the purpose of our argument. I have
them in my home. I want them to stay in
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my home, and I have decided that I'm going to
scare them into staying in my home.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And so what do I do.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I cover up all the windows in the house so
they can't see out, and I tell them there are huge, furry,
scary monsters all around the house, surrounding the house. It's
dark and rainy, and these monsters have huge claws, and
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if you step outside for one moment, you will die.
And I tell them to them over and over and
over again, year after year after year.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Dad, can we go?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Are we ever gonna be a bit?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The monsters, the monsters.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Son's sun.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The house is surrounded by monsters. Now, I told you
we covered all the windows up. Let me ask you something,
how much of the real outside do they have to
see before they figure out Dad was lying. Let's say
one day that covering I put on the window, not
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all of it, just just a couple inches. It peels
off and I don't notice it. My boys lean down.
Look outside. There are no monsters, there's no rain, sun
is shining, the grass is green. It looks fun fun
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out there. I bet I could go out and play.
Now what's going through their heads at this moment?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is it that Dad.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Lied to me at the monsters? Or is it that
everything Dad has told me about the outside world is
a lie. It's the second thing in that moment you
realize he lied about this. He lied about everything. That's
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why the communist demands total control of education, of the
media system of Hollywood. That's why he demands total control.
He demands that because if he can keep them in
that world long enough, in the house long enough, they
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will end up like this woman seventy some years old.
Seventy some years old at a No King's protest.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You remember that.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy four years old.
I worry about everything, And I just, I just it
just seems so scary, upset, and I don't and I
don't understand why people didn't voting.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
For this person, seventy four years old, broken, totally gone.
How in the world can a thirty seven year old
woman even show up to an ice raid where they're
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snatching up murderers and rapists, attempt to impede them from
doing so, and then with a federal officer in front
of her car, aim the wheels at him and hammer
the gas. How could anybody maybe you already asked yourself
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this question, I know I.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Did immediately looking at the video. How could anyone be
that dumb? How could you think that was going to
end any other way? By the way, let me clue
you in, no matter what your cause is, if you
ever drive your four thousand pound vehicle at any police
officer at any level, they are going to kill you
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because you have a deadly weapon. You can never, ever, ever,
ever ever do that. They have no choice but to
treat that as a deadly weapon. How could a thirty
seven year old woman in a nice suv be so broken,
so mentally broken, shattered, that she aims a vehicle at
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a federal officer, and.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Now she will never see thirty eight. A huge part
of this, probably the main part of this, is the
world of make believe that has been created for her
by evil communists and the Democrat Party in the media
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in Hollywood and education, year after year, day after day,
hour after hour, lie after lie after lie after lie
after lie. You'll wake up one day you think the
Nazis are in town and you're going to go fight
Hitler and I know I'm dead. It's honestly, incredibly sad.
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And we'll talk about the sad part of it next.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday,
talking about real Honestly, it is a terrible tragedy, and
I'm about to explain why that a thirty seven year
old woman is dead.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Communist in Minnesota tries to ram an ice officer dead.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Here was Christy Nolman.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
It was an active domestic terrorism. What happened was our
ice officers were out in an enforcement action. They got
stuck in the snow because of the adverse weather that
is in Minneapolis, attempting to push out their vehicle, and
a woman attacked them and those surrounding them, and attempted
to run them over and ram them with her vehicle.
An officer of ours acted quickly and defensively shot to
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protect himself and the people around him. And my understanding
is is that she was hit and is deceased.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Now let's talk about the sad part of this, and
it is genuinely sad to do this. We're going to
recap something we've spoken about many times, you and I
is something we have to understand. All communists are not equal.
There are two different divisions of communism, elite communists and
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street communists. The elites of the politicians, the media people,
the billionaires. They almost never actually believe what they're selling.
They're just in it for power and money. But they
understand something something evil people have always understood since before communism.
You need people who get their hands dirty. If your
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intent is power, well, power has to generally be taken
from somebody. If your intention is to take power, the
person you're trying to take it from is probably going
to put up a bit of a fight because they
don't want to lose it either, and so it's probably
going to involve a bit of ugliness. From time to time.
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You need people who are willing to get their hands dirty. Well,
you think Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg,
you think anybody who works at CNN. You think these
people are going to go out and throw bricks at
people and put put their lives on the line. It's
cold in Minneapolis. I'm not going out today.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, of course not.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, that means you got to go find somebody who
do Communists find every single time for their revolution. They
did it in cambell they did it in the Soviet Union,
they did it in China. They're doing it here in America.
They did it in Africa. Remember our history of Rhodesia.
They did it all over South America. It's always the
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same thing. Communism is the religion of the malcontent. You
find the broken losers in any society and you play
on their fears, you play on their bitterness, you play
on their anger, and you get them to go do
the things you want done but are unwilling to do yourself.
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The elite communists recruit and in some cases create, look
at all the training madness, recruit and create malcontents in society.
Because malcontented, bitter people, whether it be some like I said,
some tranny freak, some woman who's been on anxiety medication
for twenty five years, some disgusting rapist foreigner. It doesn't
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matter who it is. You find the dregs of society.
Play on their fears, promise them rewards, and they will
march out like the revolutionary army they are, and they
will do things on your behalf that you want done.
And the true tragedy of all this is so many
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of these people, the street animals, they really are just broken,
lost souls. I know it's hard to feel sympathy for him.
You look at Samantifa, guys all clad in black, throwing bricks,
beating people up, doing all the animal things they do.
I know, it's not exactly tugging at your heartstrings, is it.
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It's not like it's a puppy. You look at them
and you think, what a bunch of scumbags. Throw them
all in prison. And I totally agree they are a
bunch of scumbags and they should all go into prison.
But remember that we discussed this once before. This was
last year, Chris, what Chris I had to do. It
was last year, But we had this discussion before. There
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was a yet again, another ANTIFA protest outside of a
federal facility, and the Antifa guys all clad in black,
all in masks, acting super tough, yell and screaming, throwing,
doing all kinds of horrible things, looking like a big, tough,
angry mob. One of them took it too far, got
himself snatched up and dragged inside of the building. There's
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internet video that you can go look at it. He
gets dragged inside of the building, this tough guy. Five
seconds here, he's shouting the F word and doing everything
he can to these federal agents.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Two minutes later, he's alone, the mask is gone, he's.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Surrounded by federal agents. And you know what he's doing,
not talking tough, spitting at him, kicking anybody. He's sitting there,
shaking like a dog trying to crap out a peach pit.
He's sitting there, just a scared, broken little boy, probably
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from a broken home, probably on drugs. Look pick your thing,
But who do you have the most animosity for? The
elite communists or the street communists. This is not me
defending street animals. It's obviously not me defending that woman
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today who's now gone. It's not but I've told you before,
I'll say it again. My true hatred is for the
elite communists who lie to these people, manipulate these people,
recruit these people, and then send them out like cannon
fodder to go try to ram federal agents. And now
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thirty seven year old woman, that's still young. Women still
have kids after thirty seven, thirty seven year old woman
will never see thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What's the political response to this? Here's the mayor of Many,
and I have a message for Ice.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Two.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Ice, get out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here.
The response to this, it's happening right now all over
the news.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You can turn it on. We have it on here
in the background. It's happening all over the news as
we speak. The communists having already recruited somebody and cost
them their lives. With their lives, they're recruiting more and
more and more. The ones who sent that woman to
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die won't lose a minute of sleep over the whole thing.
The elite communists do this all the time, and it's
insanely sad. If you are a street communist, one of
you idiots who hate listens to the show and you
send me all the death threats and lead and all
the other stupid things you send me.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's fine, I don't care. I'm not even asking you
to stop.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I am only asking you to pause for a moment
and realize how much the people who lead you hate
your guts. When you tune into CNN tonight and they
lie to you like they've always lied to you. Remember,
hands up, don't shoot. Remember George Floyd was killed by
a racist cup. All they do is lie to you.
All they do is lie to you, get you angry,
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so you'll go out there and be their little foot
soldier and you'll be arrested, and you'll be hit, and
you'll possibly be killed, and they don't give a crap
about you at all.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I do find it insanely sad.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I think it's terrible that I've compared it before, and
I really mean this. I wasn't trying to be funny.
I know people thought it was a laughline. I'm not
trying to be funny. I compare it to did you
ever have anyone in your school? You probably had special
needs classes in your schools. Do you ever have that
one scumbag kid who picked on them? Now in our school,
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to our credit, in Montana. That kid got the daylights
beaten out of him at recess and he never did
it again. That's not something that flew in our school.
But there's always one. Yeah, he thinks it's funny to
make fun haha. Do you think it's funny? That's what
That's what democrats do to their base. They're broken base,
mentally broken. Lie to them forever. The media lies to
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them forever. Soon they're seventy four. Instead of bacon cookies
for the grandkids.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
This is that.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy four years old.
I worry about everything, and I.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Just I just I just seems so scary and upset,
and I don't and I don't understand why people didn't
woted for this person.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
That's insanely sad. Let's pray they all wake up, shall we?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right, let's actually, you know what, We'll do a
couple of emails before we move on and talk about
other communist things and Democrats and hey and all the
other stuff we have to get to tonight. Before we
get to any of that, I want to get to
you and how you feel. Let me ask you. It's
right now, what time is it. It's a seven o'clock
eastern roughly it's almost seven o'clock eastern.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Are you energized?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
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Speaker 3 (28:05):
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Speaker 2 (28:20):
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Speaker 1 (28:24):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
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Speaker 1 (28:30):
You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com
and we're gonna get to those emails in a moment.
But I did, I did want to do something that
is going to be it's extremely heartfelt for me. I
hope it will be heartfelt for you. What Chris, No,
it's not gonna be stupid. Can I have a serious
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moment please, without you interrupting anyway. I don't want to
get sentimental, sorry about Chris. Yesterday, as you know, was
the fifth anniversary of January sixth, the dangerous insurrection that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Almost ended America. Granted, no one had any arms of.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Any kind, and they stayed within the velvet ropes and stuff,
but it almost ended the country worse than Pearl Harper
in nine to eleven in the Civil War combined Democrats.
Of course, they gathered for a for a candlelight vigil
outside and a moment that really lifted my heart. I
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wanted to bring it to you tonight without further ado.
Just dis close your eyes unless you're driving, disclose your eyes.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Remember, and died through the night with the light from
now to the Perries to the oss Letmerica. Oh yeah,
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my home, sweet god Lessmerica, My.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
That was powerful. That was powerful. Chris, you have another version,
I'm told, go ahead, Please.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
We.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Will not.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I can't. It would be so embarrassing to be a.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Democrat oracle, would you please mention how twelve of the
states are decoup from the tax breaks regarding no tax
on tips. In overtime, my wonderful commie Governor Polus is
stating it's because of the harm of the big beautiful bill.
Where's the outrage. Well, here's the deal. And I actually
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allow this to be message number two tonight to the
Democrat base, to the street animals, to people who vote Democrat.
I don't expect you to like me. I don't and
I don't like you. I want to be clear, I'm
not this is not for you. I don't care about you.
In fact, I despise you same way you despise me.
But I am actually genuinely trying to help the Democrat party.
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No matter who you are. Maybe you're one of the
black communists. You've always voted Democrat and Grandma always voted
Democrat with Democrat. Maybe you're a black communist. Maybe you're
one of the people on the LGBTQ demonic scale of
some kind.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know. Maybe you're a feminist. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I don't know what your deal isn't where you fall
in Democrat politics. But here's the wild part. It doesn't
matter where you fall, it doesn't matter which one of
those people you are. You're being left behind because they
only ever cared about you for the reliability of your vote.
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That's all they ever cared about. They only ever wanted
your vote. Maybe you had a moment, maybe you still
have moments where you feel like they care about me.
They want that. They don't care about that at all.
All they care about is power and money. And look,
it's never easy to hear this. They found somebody hotter,
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they found an easier vote. Foreigners, it doesn't matter which
part of the domestic Democrat coalition you fall on. They
have moved on because they found a cheaper, easier date.
What do I mean by cheaper and easier, Well, I
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mentioned the black communists in the beginning. Democrats they have
to always show up every election season. And Hillary, you'll
tell you about hot sauce and her purse, and Pete
Buddha jeedge Oll double hand and wrap both of his
lips around a forty and Gavin Newsom talks about playing
b ball with you, and you get the standard black panthering,
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which is always hilarious. And I know you've probably convinced
yourself that's going to last forever. But foreigners don't need that,
you see, you think democrats love doing that. They do
it because they know you'll go out and go Democrat
every time. But they don't want to do it. If
they just bring in foreigners and replace you, they don't
ever have to bother with you again. Maybe you're part
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of the LGBTQ demon mob. All you want is your
leather chaps and your SUPERU out back, and you want
Democrats to show up at your parades.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
And you o pride, pride, pride, pride.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Pride while you shake your penis in front of the kids.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
But do you think they like that?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You think they genuinely like that. No, it's a humiliation
ritual you put them through. You know who never puts
them through that humiliation ritual foreigners. The foreigners just want
the checks to keep coming and the legal protection. That's
the full they care about. They don't have to show up.
The foreigners don't demand it. They just want Well, they're
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a cheaper, easier date than you, all of you feminists.
It doesn't matter which part of the Democrat coalition we're
talking about. You Climate commings too by the way, you're
just getting tossed in the waste basket because now they
realize AI needs all kinds of energy, and your stupid
solar panels and wind farms and stuff don't do anything.
So you're already getting tossed aside. Do you think they
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want to deal with you gluing your naked butt to
the highway? You think they want to pretend they're tired
of that. You know who doesn't need that at all?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Foreigners.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm not asking you to be a Republican. I get
mad at them as as much as you do. Not
asking you to like me, hate my guts. I feel
the same way about you. Totally fine, but you better understand,
I know this hurts. She's already mentally left you. She
found a member of the local rock band. He's got
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long hair, he sings lovingly to her. Mentally, she's already gone.
If you're a part of the Democrat coalition, the American
Democrat coalition, you may not realize it yet, but she's
out tonight at that concert looking at him play guitar.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
We'll talk about that foreign coalition actually, when it comes
to the Somalis next
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