January 31, 2024 • 38 mins
Senators prioritizing other nations welfare over our own. The mainstream consensus on the state of men. We are social creatures, even introverts need a real human connection. Make sure your talent outweighs your baggage. Horrific things that we have simply gotten used to. Trying to connect securing our border to billions in Ukraine funding. Criticizing a fashion icon. Illegals jumped a cop and are released without any jailtime or bail.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Let's have some fun.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
On any Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You have made it more than halfway.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You've made it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
More than half way. It's up day to day and
the weekend is approaching. To put a smile on your face.
Here's what we have on tap for tonight. We're going
to discuss the state of men in the country. Actually,
I'm gonna open with that. Not really political. We're gonna
go a different way with that. We just we have
to have a talk. We're gonna talk about the United
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States Senate. Some amazing confessions, if you will, from the
likes of Chuck Schumer and others. Special operations worried about
are right? Domestic terrorism? That's not good. What is the
effect of having the entire media on the other side?
How a lot of political corruption works. I'm going to
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get I swear, I'm gonna get to twenty or thirty
emails tonight. It's gonna be email heavy because they've it's
a backlog and I've been neglecting it. Yeah, Will Kritz
all that and so much more. It's coming up tonight
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I actually want
to begin here with with something fairly serious. But it's
just it's not political. It's not Republicans and Democrats and
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Senate and border and taxes and everything else. It's not that.
And no, it's not going to be about all the
social media testimony today. And I don't really care about
any of that. There's a headline out from IF Studies,
IF Studies, and they do a bunch of polling figuring out,
and the headline is the mainstream consensus on the state
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of men. Couple of things here. Forty percent of men
report symptoms of depression. The younger ones are struggling more
than the older ones. We'll talk about that. Eighteen to
twenty three year olds are the least optimistic, and almost
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two thirds of them say and we'll come back to this.
This is going to be the whole point of it.
No one really knows me. Another headline many men have
retreated into a virtual world, saying their online life is
more meaningful than their actual real world life. They're struggling
romantically's all kinds of other stuff in it. I just
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want to talk to men, and this probably applies to
ladies as well, In fact, that ladies should want to
hear this to understand the state of men in the country.
There's a ton to go into this, but I'm just
going to lay it all out there, and some of
this you may like to hear, and some of it
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you may not. First Fellas, I am guilty of something
me myself, I so I don't want you to think
I'm pointing any fingers at you. I am guilty of something.
I do not like parties. I don't like big events.
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I know I'm a forty two year old going on
eighty two, but you know this about me. I love
doing the show, I love talking to you. I love
having fun here. But when I'm done, when I'm not
doing my radio show, and we do a TV show
right after on the first TV nine pm Eastern. But
when I'm done with my shows and me Chris Michael,
when we're done for the day, I don't want to
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meet you and a bunch of friends out at a
steak dinner. I don't want to go, Oh, fifteen of
us are We're made at red Lobster tonight. I don't
want to go talk to people. I don't when I'm done,
I'm talked out. I want to go home, hang with
my fan for a while and if I'm still up
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when they go to bed. I want to do documentaries.
I want to watch war documentaries. I want to read
a book by myself. I am a loaner, believe it
or not. I know you're going to find that shocking.
I am an introvert and a loaner, and men today
are getting more and more like me. Maybe you're inclined
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to be a loner. Maybe you're more of a social butterfly.
So I'm going to tell you what I have had
to work on and what I need to work on
now more than I ever have before. I need to
make myself interact physically with other human beings. I have decided.
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I've actually talked to my wife about this. We're going
to a big party on Saturday. Big party. This could
be fifty sixty people there. Now it's nothing fancy, trust me,
but it's going to be fifty or sixty people there.
Fifty sixty person party after a whole week at work
sounds like death to me. And I've told her. I've
talked to her. I am going to put myself in
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a social setting with more than ten people at least
once a week for the rest of my life. I
have to. No, I'm not shy, as you can imagine.
I'm not shy. I don't have any social anxiety. I
just don't want to be there. However, God made us
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a certain way. He made human beings to be around
other human beings and in this day and age, and
I know, I know, right now, I just pause. I
understand you're probably throwing a laundry list of reasons at
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the radio. Jesse, I don't have this, and Jesse, I
don't have ad Jesse. The women are terrible jentsmen. I'm
not argue with you about anything. I'm really really not.
You have got to put the phone down and get
out of your house. No, you think nobody knows you
because your friends are all in your phone, they're all
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in your computer, and you can't truly know somebody that way.
I'm not denying that you can have online friends, and
I'm not denying that social media can be a force
for good, and I'm not denying any of that. All
that stuff is true. But you have to shake a
man's hand, you have to talk to him. You guys
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have to pour some kind of emotion bonding. I don't
care if you're playing pool. I'm not saying you gotta
go hug and cry with your buddies like a bunch
of women, go out for a beer and play the
darts or something. You have to physically get out of
your house. You are depressed because you are not physically active,
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because you spend too much time online. And I understand
why you spend too much time online. You're depressed because
you haven't found a dime either, and that's how God
made you do. And ladies, I know this speaks to
you as well. You want to find a man, and
dudes want to find a woman. And I'm not naive
to the fact it's harder now than ever because the
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women are falling apart and the men are falling apart.
So the decent ones are having a very difficult time
finding each other. I know, I get your emails. I
know you gotta go find one. Fellas, if that's your desire,
I should say, some people that's not what they want.
Some people they want to be single. Whatever, go find one, ladies,
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find one. Like I've mentioned before, go to political rallies.
If you're a political person, and you probably are. You're
listening to this sound of my voice, go out to
a Trump rally.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ah Jesse, I don't like Trump. I was at DeSantis. Guy, fine,
I don't give a crap. Go to what Trump proudly anyway.
I promise to people, there are your people. You will
find wonderful people there to talk to. Go to a
gun show, go to church, go to a local event
in your town. There's always a meet up somewhere in
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your town of something, even if it's stupid, even if
you think it will be awkward. Men need more physical interaction.
They need more physical exercise that drops your depression levels down. Look,
you've heard me talk to you about Chalco many times,
about tea levels. Listen, I'm not just trying to tell
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you to buy chalk or a bail vitality stack. Testosterone
levels affect your mind, your mood. They are directly linked. Guys,
are you down a lot? You need to lift weights? Okay,
you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Maybe you're too old, Maybe you're Go for a walk. Everybody,
no matter how out of shape you are, everybody can
go for a walk. Maybe you're super fat right now.
Maybe it's a half mile. I don't give a crap.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Go walk a half mile, do a push up, it
doesn't even have to be ten. You have to become
physically active. You have to get these things moving.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And yes, fellas, it is something you really can't neglect
your tea levels. I really mean that you need to
get those tea levels up. The best emails I get
about male vitality stacks from chalk is when I hear
about your mood. That's the best, Jesse. I feel better, Jesse.
I'm in such a better mood. I was so down
so often. Your tea levels have to get up. I
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know this isn't political, and I know I'm supposed to
be talking about Mark Zuckerberg and these poor NYPD cops
getting jumped by a bunch of illegals and how uselessar
senators are, and I swear I'm going to get to
all that. But fellas, do not lose hope. Do not
be disheartened. If you're in a bad place, now, you're
not alone. That's what That's what it feels like when
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you're in a bad place. I've been in bad place
as many times am I, and that was probably the
predominant feeling I had. No one gets it. I'm alone,
I'm alone. I'm alone. A bunch of guys are going
through this work out this Friday, Saturday when you get
off work and you want to go home and take
off your work boots and just put up your feet
and maybe maybe browse on Facebook. And that's what I
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want to do. I want to do nothing this Friday,
this Saturday, I want to do nothing. I'm going out
to a party. Find a place to go and go there.
And when you go there and you see a dime
and she.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Bats in the little eyes at you.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Go talk to her, all right, go talk to her.
You might be surprised. You might end up finding yourself
a woman who's looking for exactly what you are looking for.
A man needs exercise, he needs social interaction, and he
needs a woman. You can't find those things at home.
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I am committed to doing these things with you. Well
that's the woman part, but I am committed to doing
these things with you. Once a week, I will physically
be with ten or more people in a setting. Do
it with me. It's important for me, it's important for you.
We have got to come out of this thing. And yes,
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get your te levels up. Yes, Chris, that's called church. Yes,
it's a good point. I'm not gonna count Church. Don't
think I'm gonna cheat chris encount Church, but yeah, look
at that's important. Get a male vitality stack in you
two for three months. I'm not asking for a year
a lifetime. Cancel the friggin subscription for all I care
three months. Take a mal vitality stack and tell me
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about your mood. Tell me if you're not more ready
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Jesse Fellas, Chin up, Get out of the house all right,
onto politics next, Get to care for right week days
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with the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show odd a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I'm gonna get to this Chucks humor thing
here in a minute. I was just brewing on something
last night. Again. I needed to get out of the
house and talk to people because I got home and
everyone was doing their own thing. Boys are doing homework,
my wife was busy, and so I was just sat
down and I just started brooding, brooding on politics and
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everything I'll get to what I was brooding on here
in a minute, but as long as we're having some
life talk, let's have another life talk real quick before
we get into the regularly scheduled programming here. Headline New
York City restaurant workers and diners are hungry for a
new rule that would change how customers tip, and I'm
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not going to get into all the different details of
it. It doesn't matter. There's a tip credit system which allows
it allows a restaurant to pay weight staff less than
minimum wage. This is nothing new. This has been very
standard throughout the business world. You can pay someone less
than minimum wage if they get tips that will take
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them above it. It doesn't matter. None of that stuff matters. No,
that's that's what matters. I'm sympathetic to people who work
hourly jobs like waiting tables, trying to make ends meet.
Maybe that's you. I've worked an hourly job for probably
most of my life to make ends meet. I know.
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I know what it's like to need the hours. I
know what it's like to need the time and a half.
I know what it's like. But I saw a couple
comments in this New York Post article today. There's a
bartender names Tiffany. What a shock, Fellas. Uh, I'm gonna
just pause for a moment. Fellas, Listen, girls named Tiffany
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in general are going to be a problem. The bartender
named Tiffany, I know she's got a ring in her nose,
and I understand, I understand there's a lot that's appealing.
Probably want to steer clear of any bar. What Chris
was Chris? Chris said, where does this live your life
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from your deathbed mentality that I know I have? Chris.
When I say live your life from your deathbed, I
don't mean you're trying to get there sooner. Right, you
start dating bartenders named Tiffany, that's where you can end up.
That's where you can end up. The last girl I
knew named Tiffany. Tiffany. This is true story. This true story.
She was I'm going to change some names here. She
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was cutting hair. She was an acquaintance. She was cutting
hair at this hair place where a bunch of a
bunch of women were cutting hair. And she had four
different kids with four different dads. I didn't have to
call them different kids, of course they'd be different. She
had four kids, four different fathers, and she ended up
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having to leave the haircut place. Why, well, her ex
is a Bandidos biker. You know. I think they're the
second biggest criminal biker gang in the United States of America.
Actually know a couple of them. They've always been nice
to me, but they definitely murder people and stuff. Her
ex was a Bandido's biker who was hunting her down
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the father of one of the kids. So that's my
last Tiffany experience. Anyway, fellas bartender's named Tiffany, just move on,
all right, just move on. They're safer fish in the sea. Anyway.
This bartender named Tiffany says, the owners are just trying
to be cheap. They don't want to have to pay
us out of their own pockets. They won't fire people,
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and if they do, they'll just have to pay the
staff they have to work more time. The only thing
that would change is is it'll be a lot more
fair to us. All right. I just have to explain
something because our education system clearly does not in this country.
One small business owners. You own a bar, you own
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a little boutique, you own a little whatever it may be.
They are not wealthy people. People see business owner and
they see millionaire and billionaire and private jets and Lamborghinis.
I know quite a few small business owners. I don't
know many that make I would guess over one hundred
grand a year. Most of the time it's forty fifty
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grand a year. That's what you make as a small
business owner. You're trying to get by, trying to make it.
That's one. Two. They won't fire people. They will. You
don't understand because nobody ever taught you about employment. So
Daddy Jesse is going to come here and once again
explain to you the very basic rules of employment. Rule
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number one now and forever, make sure your talent outweighs
your baggage. Bartender Tiffany demanding more money. You showed up
late three times last month. You don't have the talent
to walk in and demand more money. In fact, you're
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already putting your full name on articles in the New
York Post talking about how greedy the business owner is
of the bar where you bartend. When he has to
fire people because of this, and he will. He's going
to fire you because your baggage outweighs your talent. What
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determines your wage in this life is a very simple thing.
And people don't like to talk about it because it
makes people uncomfortable. It leaves people out. The scarcity of
your marketable skills will determine what you make in this life.
If there are a bunch of people who can do
what you do, you're not going to make very much money.
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If what you're good at isn't marketable. You know, no
one's gonna pay you a million dollars a year to
balance a spoon on your nose. If what you're good
at isn't marketable, you're not gonna make very much. Get
good at something not very many other people are good at.
It will make you a lot of money. All right, kids,
make sure you're talent out weighs your baggage. Small business
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owners aren't rich, and yes, if you drive the costs
up on them, they're simply going to fire you. All right,
That was our talk. Now let's talk about Chuck Schumer.
And it's not just Chuck Schumer, it's Republicans too. Before
we get to Chuck Schumer, let's talk about pain. I
was warned a million times in my younger years at Jesse,
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wait till you get older, Jesse, wait till you get older.
You know, we'd go do stupid things in the Marine Corps.
We'd pull an all nighter, go out partying somewhere, and
then we'd we'd go on a ten mile hump the
next day and we'd be able to make it just fine.
And the older Marines, you can come tell us, wait
till you get older. Yeah, I get what they're saying
now that I'm forty two. Aches, pains, backs, joints, muscles. Yeah,
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Speaker 3 (19:51):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wednesday, reminding
you you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing on ir Google, Spotify, iTunes. I
should probably explain why I'm not talking about something.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Uh, I'm I try to be I shouldn't say I
am as if I'm really great at this or something
like that. I try to not follow along with what
the media wants everybody talking about, with what the politicians
want everybody talking about. I try the best I can.
I'm sure you do the same thing, to cut through
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the noise and figure out what the big deal is.
What are the big things happening in the country. The
Senate had hearings today. What were the hearings about. Well,
Facebook and Twitter and TikTok, all these social media companies.
They dragged all these CEOs in front of them and
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started blasting away. And you know, TikTok's Chinese spyware, and
then Instagram is this, and this is it. And I'm
not discounting anything that was in any of these testimonies today.
I'm really not. And I understand how bad social media
can be. I understand that I'm supposed to spend how
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much time talking about Facebook while we're in the middle
of everything we're in the middle of right now. I'm sorry,
I'm not interested. I don't find it interesting. I don't
find it to be important. The United States Senate is
currently trying to pass amnesty for millions of illegals, trying
to ensure the border stays open, all the while sending
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money we don't have to a country for a war
they've already lost. That is about a thousand times more
important than Instagram and their latest posts do they call
them posts on it? Whatever it is there, the latest
things people put on Instagram. I'm sorry, i don't find
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it to be important, so I'm not talking about it.
I'm not interested. If that's what you're looking for. I'm
sure everyone else today is talking about all that stuff.
I'm not interested in it. Here's what I'm interested in.
I'm interested in absolutely horrific things that have been horrific
for so long that now we've gotten to a point
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as a society where we've accepted these things as normal.
And look, this is this is this is a human nature.
So I don't want to I don't. I'm not complaining
about us, you or me. I'm not complaining about society.
It's human nature. To eventually get to the place where
you just accept whatever has happened for so long as
being normal, you just accept it as being normal. There's
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an article out today about this border deal in Politico,
and the headline of the article is GOP senators fear
a border deal may already be doomed. And there's a
line in this article.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
It is.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Jaw dropping, insane, horrible. It's everything you can imagine. And
I don't know that there's another person in America who
read the line in the article and just put their
head in their hands and shook it. But I did.
I most definitely did. Maybe you did too, if you
even read the article. Here's the line from Politico, just
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a throwaway line. It's at the start of what one, two, three, four, five.
It's at the start of paragraph six, not even at
the top. This is the line. It's a frustrating nator
for senators in both parties who have spent three months
trying to connect immigration and a border deal with billions
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in Ukraine funding. I'm going to read that again. I
want I want you to don't just gloss over this.
I want everyone to sit and process this. It's a
frustrating nator. For senators in both parties who have spent
more than three months trying to connect an immigration and
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border deal with billions in Ukraine funding. United States senators
have spent three months trying the best they can to
negotiate a border deal for a border they already won't secure.
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But they're essentially telling the American people, Hey, this border
we're not securing, give us a bunch more money, and
we might secure it halfway. And we insist that you
also give money to Ukraine while you do that. That's
a publicly stated position by Democrats and Republicans and the
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United States Senate. As a United States Senator, these people
have taken the public position that they will not secure
our border, even though this border bill doesn't do that.
They won't even pretend to secure our border unless we
also give them money for Ukraine.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Here's Chuck Schumer and the Senate. Our responsibility is clear.
We need to put the needs of our country above
the interests of party politics because the security of our
southern border is on the line, the security of Israel
is on the line, The health and safety of innocent
Kaza civilians are on the line. The stability of the
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Indo Pacific region is on the line. And finally, as
every senator on both sides knows, the survival of Ukraine
is on the line.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I understand that Chuck Schumer is from the very, very
blue state of New York. I understand that. I understand
the party politics of New York and how Chuck Schumer
has climbed it, and I understand all those things. So
you don't have to screw me about those things. I
understand that. But from any state in the Union of
the fifty, a United States senator publicly admitting repeatedly that
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he will only consider securing our border if we can
give him money to send to any foreign nation should
end his political career. It should. It should be something
Senators they don't tell Politico to print in an article.
They should be maybe whispering about this off the record,
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behind closed doors, for fear the American people would find
out about it. I don't care if you're the biggest
pro Ukraine hawk in the world, pro Israel hawk in
the world, I don't care about any of That's not
what I'm talking about. You're announcing that you will not
even attempt to secure your own nation unless you can
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be given money to send to a foreign nation. How
broken are we? These these people are mortified they even
have to talk about securing the border. Here's Bob and edde.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Talk about this comedian's jurisdiction. We've held seventeen hearings, seventeen
on the border, and this impeachment's part of that. We
have held zero, I repeat zero, full committee hearings dedicated
to emergency preparedness, cyber threats, infrastructure protection, transportation security, Department
of Homeland Security Management or information sharing and intelligent efforts
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with the.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Global dynamic that we have.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
We have not lived up to our oversight obligation here
on this committee because you all are obsessed with the border,
because you bend the knee to the Orange Jesus as
you refer to him across the aisle.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's what this is about.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
And we have failed failed our jurisdiction on this committee.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Why are you so obsessed with securing the country. This
is something United States senators are comfortable saying publicly. And
don't think it odd, Jesse, It's just a Democrat. Of course,
it's New Jersey or New York.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
This Politico article's about the GOP Mike Rowns, you know
where Mike Rounds is a senator from South Dakota. Donald
Trump beat Joe Biden in South Dakota by about thirty points.
South Dakota might be per capital of the most red
state in the country, and their senator from red South
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Dakota is busy trying to amnesty millions of people, publicly
complaining that he can't give more money to Ukraine. It's insane.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's insane. The lack of patriotism, It's insane. How pathetic
the GOP primary voter is. How is Mike Rounds the
face of amnesty from South Dakota.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Jeez?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You know what, let's get to this part. You know
what the Fed's doing right now? Here's a headline for you,
zero hedge. The FED prepares for a bank crisis while
telling Americans the economy is strong. Yes, they're battening down
the hatches, they're getting ready. What are you doing well, Jesse?
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I don't know, Jesse. What do I do? You have
to do something? You can't do nothing. No, I don't
expect you to go buy a bank, buy an island somewhere.
What can normal people do? You better do something, though,
like get some precious metals in your hands before everything
goes pop. Precious metals in your retirement. You know what
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this article is about, forcing US banks to utilize the
Fed's discount window in preparation for a future bank crisis. Ah,
get some gold and silver. Get it in your retirement,
Get it in your physical possession. The only thing, the
only wealth these people cannot destroy is wealth you can
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touch and feel. If you can't hold it in your hands,
these people can destroy it. Oxford Gold will mail it
to your house. They'll get it in your IRA, in
your four oh one k Let them handle it for you, please,
eight three three nine Gold. Tell him Jesse told you
to call make preparations the FED is.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Before I get to this NYPD cops getting jumped by
a bunch of illegals, I want to address something that
was sent to me earlier today. See there's something that
I've I've had to learn to live with, especially in
recent years, and it may sound wonderful, but honestly it's
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more it's more of a burden than anything else. What
is that? Being a world famous celebrity. What Chris, Listen, listen, listen.
I've being this global icon, uh the menu whisper, one
of the best snappers in the world, a world famous author.
It's come with so much fortune and fame. And everywhere I.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Go, Jesse he are you gonna get at a.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? And I usually
tell him yeah, probably, And I mean, there's a lot
of that and other stuff. So I'm having to I'm
having to deal with that, what Chris. But one thing
I'm not used to dealing with his people critiquing what
I wear. There's this dude, Dereck guy, apparently he's a
fashion critique guy, and he grabs some picture of me
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I'm in I'm in a suit, well not a suit,
there's no tie, and I'm in a sport code a suit, jacket,
no tide, No big deal. I like to be casual
like that. What Chris. And he's he's pointing out the
button hole in the top left part of my suit.
And this is what he says. I don't even know
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what he's talking about. I see contrast buttonholes everywhere nowadays,
and they're awful, and that he references pick number one,
that picture number one that he's referencing, the awful one.
That's me anyway, And he goes on to say, it
looks like schmuts on your lapel. What schmutz, Chris, that's
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not it's like crap, oh that's not very nice. Okay,
he said, it looks like schmuts on your lapel. Since
these buttonholes are typically machine made, I don't even see
the point. If you want to make that area look special,
ask for a Milanese buttonhole. But what's a Milanese buttonhole?
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I've never even been to Africa? What, Chris?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm a fashion icon, Chris. Listen, we fashionistas, we are
creative types, right, so I don't follow tradition' I'm never
going to go to Milanisee wherever that place is is.
I don't care about the Milanese buttonholes. Milanese people, Milanesians
if you will, if you're listening right now, just know
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I like my buttonholes all schmutzy or whatever this guy said.
And that's the way fashionist does, like me do it. Now,
let's move on to some other things. Obviously, the video
of the NYPD cops getting jumped has taken America by
storm a bit today. You've probably seen it, I'm assuming
if you have not, you should understand it's really bad.
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A couple of cops NYPD, cops trying to trying to
get people arrested, trying to get people separated. They get jumped.
They get jumped by a bunch of illegals. They're all
from Venezuela, if I remember right, a bunch of illegals.
The illegals are of course all freed without any jail
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at all. The illegals who jump the cops are freed,
no bail, no jail. Hey, go on, go back and
do your thing, enjoy your papoosas Curtesy of the taxpayer.
And I'm not going to spend a lot of time
on this, because what's the point anymore now, But this
is part of what I've been warning about what's going
to happen with big city police departments. The quality of
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cop at the NYPD is going to free phone. In fact,
it already is. Why because the kind of cop you want,
the kind of man, the kind of woman you would
want serving in uniform, you want them to be somebody
who's team oriented, somebody who's probably a little bit of
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an adrenaline junkie likes to take down bad guys, and
you can only throw yourself into that kind of a
dangerous environment. Hey, there's some nutjob with a knife on
the subway. I get to get down there. You can
only throw yourself into that kind of an environment if
you feel like there are people who have your back.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Look, we talk about Medal of Honor Monday all the time, right,
and we always will. And yes, those individuals are absurdly brave.
But part of what gives those men the bravery they
had is having guys around you who support you, who
will die for you, who will fight for you. If
you're a cop, especially an NYPD cop, you know, big
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city cop like that, You've always understood there's danger that
comes with the job. That's part of the job. Big city,
big crime, violent people, This is the way it goes.
But in the back of your mind, you always knew
the city would have your back, the justice system itself
would have your back. You get stuck in a situation
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like this, illegals wouldn't even try to do that one
because you'd end up with fifty cops, dog pil and
all of them pounding them into the ground. And two.
None of them see the light of day again. But
now cops are realizing it's really started. Well it doesn't matter.
Cops are realizing their back is exposed. And what's happening
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is they're leaving. This is why they're leaving. They're retiring.
They're going to do something else. They're going to be
cops in Florida or Texas or Tennessee or somewhere where
they're appreciated. I think it's Florida paying them to come.
Florida's paying out of town law enforcement. Hey, come be
a cop here. Let me ask you something. You're a
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cop in New York City. You watch this video, A
bunch of illegals jump in your buddies, then set free,
no bail. You sit down at dinner that night with
your wife. You're looking at your two kids in the face.
You're having to talk about moving to Florida, aren't you.
Of course they are. So how does that end? The
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NYPD is still going to be full of bodies. They'll
go find bodies. They're going to be bad cops, dirty cops,
cowardly cops. You know that's coming, right, the age of
the cowardly cop. You didn't think That was just in Uvalde, Texas.
If I'm a cop, you might call me a coward
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if you put me in the wrong situation. Now city
like New York. I know he's not gonna go to jail,
and I probably will. Maybe I ain't getting involved. Remember
those five cops in Memphis, Tennessee. They beat that guy
to death on camera, Five diversity higher cops that got
hired after st. George Floyd. They lowered all the standards,
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brought in five diversity hires. Instead of arresting some guy,
they put handcuffs on him and beat him to death
with their bare hands. The age of the corrupt cop
is here again. It's not that. Look, I understand cops
have always been corrupt to some degree, some of them.
You're gonna see more corrupt cops now in these cities
than you can ever ever imagine before. All right, enough,
(37:54):
let's talk about the system and what they think about you.
Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
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On any Wednesday.
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More than half way. It's up day to day and
the weekend is approaching. To put a smile on your face.
Here's what we have on tap for tonight. We're going
to discuss the state of men in the country. Actually,
I'm gonna open with that. Not really political. We're gonna
go a different way with that. We just we have
to have a talk. We're gonna talk about the United
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States Senate. Some amazing confessions, if you will, from the
likes of Chuck Schumer and others. Special operations worried about
are right? Domestic terrorism? That's not good. What is the
effect of having the entire media on the other side?
How a lot of political corruption works. I'm going to
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get I swear, I'm gonna get to twenty or thirty
emails tonight. It's gonna be email heavy because they've it's
a backlog and I've been neglecting it. Yeah, Will Kritz
all that and so much more. It's coming up tonight
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I actually want
to begin here with with something fairly serious. But it's
just it's not political. It's not Republicans and Democrats and
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Senate and border and taxes and everything else. It's not that.
And no, it's not going to be about all the
social media testimony today. And I don't really care about
any of that. There's a headline out from IF Studies,
IF Studies, and they do a bunch of polling figuring out,
and the headline is the mainstream consensus on the state
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of men. Couple of things here. Forty percent of men
report symptoms of depression. The younger ones are struggling more
than the older ones. We'll talk about that. Eighteen to
twenty three year olds are the least optimistic, and almost
(02:18):
two thirds of them say and we'll come back to this.
This is going to be the whole point of it.
No one really knows me. Another headline many men have
retreated into a virtual world, saying their online life is
more meaningful than their actual real world life. They're struggling
romantically's all kinds of other stuff in it. I just
(02:43):
want to talk to men, and this probably applies to
ladies as well, In fact, that ladies should want to
hear this to understand the state of men in the country.
There's a ton to go into this, but I'm just
going to lay it all out there, and some of
this you may like to hear, and some of it
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you may not. First Fellas, I am guilty of something
me myself, I so I don't want you to think
I'm pointing any fingers at you. I am guilty of something.
I do not like parties. I don't like big events.
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I know I'm a forty two year old going on
eighty two, but you know this about me. I love
doing the show, I love talking to you. I love
having fun here. But when I'm done, when I'm not
doing my radio show, and we do a TV show
right after on the first TV nine pm Eastern. But
when I'm done with my shows and me Chris Michael,
when we're done for the day, I don't want to
(03:48):
meet you and a bunch of friends out at a
steak dinner. I don't want to go, Oh, fifteen of
us are We're made at red Lobster tonight. I don't
want to go talk to people. I don't when I'm done,
I'm talked out. I want to go home, hang with
my fan for a while and if I'm still up
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when they go to bed. I want to do documentaries.
I want to watch war documentaries. I want to read
a book by myself. I am a loaner, believe it
or not. I know you're going to find that shocking.
I am an introvert and a loaner, and men today
are getting more and more like me. Maybe you're inclined
(04:32):
to be a loner. Maybe you're more of a social butterfly.
So I'm going to tell you what I have had
to work on and what I need to work on
now more than I ever have before. I need to
make myself interact physically with other human beings. I have decided.
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I've actually talked to my wife about this. We're going
to a big party on Saturday. Big party. This could
be fifty sixty people there. Now it's nothing fancy, trust me,
but it's going to be fifty or sixty people there.
Fifty sixty person party after a whole week at work
sounds like death to me. And I've told her. I've
talked to her. I am going to put myself in
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a social setting with more than ten people at least
once a week for the rest of my life. I
have to. No, I'm not shy, as you can imagine.
I'm not shy. I don't have any social anxiety. I
just don't want to be there. However, God made us
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a certain way. He made human beings to be around
other human beings and in this day and age, and
I know, I know, right now, I just pause. I
understand you're probably throwing a laundry list of reasons at
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the radio. Jesse, I don't have this, and Jesse, I
don't have ad Jesse. The women are terrible jentsmen. I'm
not argue with you about anything. I'm really really not.
You have got to put the phone down and get
out of your house. No, you think nobody knows you
because your friends are all in your phone, they're all
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in your computer, and you can't truly know somebody that way.
I'm not denying that you can have online friends, and
I'm not denying that social media can be a force
for good, and I'm not denying any of that. All
that stuff is true. But you have to shake a
man's hand, you have to talk to him. You guys
(06:41):
have to pour some kind of emotion bonding. I don't
care if you're playing pool. I'm not saying you gotta
go hug and cry with your buddies like a bunch
of women, go out for a beer and play the
darts or something. You have to physically get out of
your house. You are depressed because you are not physically active,
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because you spend too much time online. And I understand
why you spend too much time online. You're depressed because
you haven't found a dime either, and that's how God
made you do. And ladies, I know this speaks to
you as well. You want to find a man, and
dudes want to find a woman. And I'm not naive
to the fact it's harder now than ever because the
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women are falling apart and the men are falling apart.
So the decent ones are having a very difficult time
finding each other. I know, I get your emails. I
know you gotta go find one. Fellas, if that's your desire,
I should say, some people that's not what they want.
Some people they want to be single. Whatever, go find one, ladies,
(07:44):
find one. Like I've mentioned before, go to political rallies.
If you're a political person, and you probably are. You're
listening to this sound of my voice, go out to
a Trump rally.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ah Jesse, I don't like Trump. I was at DeSantis. Guy, fine,
I don't give a crap. Go to what Trump proudly anyway.
I promise to people, there are your people. You will
find wonderful people there to talk to. Go to a
gun show, go to church, go to a local event
in your town. There's always a meet up somewhere in
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your town of something, even if it's stupid, even if
you think it will be awkward. Men need more physical interaction.
They need more physical exercise that drops your depression levels down. Look,
you've heard me talk to you about Chalco many times,
about tea levels. Listen, I'm not just trying to tell
(08:35):
you to buy chalk or a bail vitality stack. Testosterone
levels affect your mind, your mood. They are directly linked. Guys,
are you down a lot? You need to lift weights? Okay,
you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Maybe you're too old, Maybe you're Go for a walk. Everybody,
no matter how out of shape you are, everybody can
go for a walk. Maybe you're super fat right now.
Maybe it's a half mile. I don't give a crap.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Go walk a half mile, do a push up, it
doesn't even have to be ten. You have to become
physically active. You have to get these things moving.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And yes, fellas, it is something you really can't neglect
your tea levels. I really mean that you need to
get those tea levels up. The best emails I get
about male vitality stacks from chalk is when I hear
about your mood. That's the best, Jesse. I feel better, Jesse.
I'm in such a better mood. I was so down
so often. Your tea levels have to get up. I
(09:35):
know this isn't political, and I know I'm supposed to
be talking about Mark Zuckerberg and these poor NYPD cops
getting jumped by a bunch of illegals and how uselessar
senators are, and I swear I'm going to get to
all that. But fellas, do not lose hope. Do not
be disheartened. If you're in a bad place, now, you're
not alone. That's what That's what it feels like when
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you're in a bad place. I've been in bad place
as many times am I, and that was probably the
predominant feeling I had. No one gets it. I'm alone,
I'm alone. I'm alone. A bunch of guys are going
through this work out this Friday, Saturday when you get
off work and you want to go home and take
off your work boots and just put up your feet
and maybe maybe browse on Facebook. And that's what I
(10:19):
want to do. I want to do nothing this Friday,
this Saturday, I want to do nothing. I'm going out
to a party. Find a place to go and go there.
And when you go there and you see a dime
and she.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Bats in the little eyes at you.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Go talk to her, all right, go talk to her.
You might be surprised. You might end up finding yourself
a woman who's looking for exactly what you are looking for.
A man needs exercise, he needs social interaction, and he
needs a woman. You can't find those things at home.
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I am committed to doing these things with you. Well
that's the woman part, but I am committed to doing
these things with you. Once a week, I will physically
be with ten or more people in a setting. Do
it with me. It's important for me, it's important for you.
We have got to come out of this thing. And yes,
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get your te levels up. Yes, Chris, that's called church. Yes,
it's a good point. I'm not gonna count Church. Don't
think I'm gonna cheat chris encount Church, but yeah, look
at that's important. Get a male vitality stack in you
two for three months. I'm not asking for a year
a lifetime. Cancel the friggin subscription for all I care
three months. Take a mal vitality stack and tell me
(11:39):
about your mood. Tell me if you're not more ready
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Jesse Fellas, Chin up, Get out of the house all right,
onto politics next, Get to care for right week days
(12:02):
with the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show odd a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I'm gonna get to this Chucks humor thing
here in a minute. I was just brewing on something
last night. Again. I needed to get out of the
house and talk to people because I got home and
everyone was doing their own thing. Boys are doing homework,
my wife was busy, and so I was just sat
down and I just started brooding, brooding on politics and
(12:31):
everything I'll get to what I was brooding on here
in a minute, but as long as we're having some
life talk, let's have another life talk real quick before
we get into the regularly scheduled programming here. Headline New
York City restaurant workers and diners are hungry for a
new rule that would change how customers tip, and I'm
(12:53):
not going to get into all the different details of
it. It doesn't matter. There's a tip credit system which allows
it allows a restaurant to pay weight staff less than
minimum wage. This is nothing new. This has been very
standard throughout the business world. You can pay someone less
than minimum wage if they get tips that will take
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them above it. It doesn't matter. None of that stuff matters. No,
that's that's what matters. I'm sympathetic to people who work
hourly jobs like waiting tables, trying to make ends meet.
Maybe that's you. I've worked an hourly job for probably
most of my life to make ends meet. I know.
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I know what it's like to need the hours. I
know what it's like to need the time and a half.
I know what it's like. But I saw a couple
comments in this New York Post article today. There's a
bartender names Tiffany. What a shock, Fellas. Uh, I'm gonna
just pause for a moment. Fellas, Listen, girls named Tiffany
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in general are going to be a problem. The bartender
named Tiffany, I know she's got a ring in her nose,
and I understand, I understand there's a lot that's appealing.
Probably want to steer clear of any bar. What Chris
was Chris? Chris said, where does this live your life
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from your deathbed mentality that I know I have? Chris.
When I say live your life from your deathbed, I
don't mean you're trying to get there sooner. Right, you
start dating bartenders named Tiffany, that's where you can end up.
That's where you can end up. The last girl I
knew named Tiffany. Tiffany. This is true story. This true story.
She was I'm going to change some names here. She
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was cutting hair. She was an acquaintance. She was cutting
hair at this hair place where a bunch of a
bunch of women were cutting hair. And she had four
different kids with four different dads. I didn't have to
call them different kids, of course they'd be different. She
had four kids, four different fathers, and she ended up
(15:05):
having to leave the haircut place. Why, well, her ex
is a Bandidos biker. You know. I think they're the
second biggest criminal biker gang in the United States of America.
Actually know a couple of them. They've always been nice
to me, but they definitely murder people and stuff. Her
ex was a Bandido's biker who was hunting her down
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the father of one of the kids. So that's my
last Tiffany experience. Anyway, fellas bartender's named Tiffany, just move on,
all right, just move on. They're safer fish in the sea. Anyway.
This bartender named Tiffany says, the owners are just trying
to be cheap. They don't want to have to pay
us out of their own pockets. They won't fire people,
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and if they do, they'll just have to pay the
staff they have to work more time. The only thing
that would change is is it'll be a lot more
fair to us. All right. I just have to explain
something because our education system clearly does not in this country.
One small business owners. You own a bar, you own
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a little boutique, you own a little whatever it may be.
They are not wealthy people. People see business owner and
they see millionaire and billionaire and private jets and Lamborghinis.
I know quite a few small business owners. I don't
know many that make I would guess over one hundred
grand a year. Most of the time it's forty fifty
(16:32):
grand a year. That's what you make as a small
business owner. You're trying to get by, trying to make it.
That's one. Two. They won't fire people. They will. You
don't understand because nobody ever taught you about employment. So
Daddy Jesse is going to come here and once again
explain to you the very basic rules of employment. Rule
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number one now and forever, make sure your talent outweighs
your baggage. Bartender Tiffany demanding more money. You showed up
late three times last month. You don't have the talent
to walk in and demand more money. In fact, you're
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already putting your full name on articles in the New
York Post talking about how greedy the business owner is
of the bar where you bartend. When he has to
fire people because of this, and he will. He's going
to fire you because your baggage outweighs your talent. What
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determines your wage in this life is a very simple thing.
And people don't like to talk about it because it
makes people uncomfortable. It leaves people out. The scarcity of
your marketable skills will determine what you make in this life.
If there are a bunch of people who can do
what you do, you're not going to make very much money.
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If what you're good at isn't marketable. You know, no
one's gonna pay you a million dollars a year to
balance a spoon on your nose. If what you're good
at isn't marketable, you're not gonna make very much. Get
good at something not very many other people are good at.
It will make you a lot of money. All right, kids,
make sure you're talent out weighs your baggage. Small business
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owners aren't rich, and yes, if you drive the costs
up on them, they're simply going to fire you. All right,
That was our talk. Now let's talk about Chuck Schumer.
And it's not just Chuck Schumer, it's Republicans too. Before
we get to Chuck Schumer, let's talk about pain. I
was warned a million times in my younger years at Jesse,
(18:43):
wait till you get older, Jesse, wait till you get older.
You know, we'd go do stupid things in the Marine Corps.
We'd pull an all nighter, go out partying somewhere, and
then we'd we'd go on a ten mile hump the
next day and we'd be able to make it just fine.
And the older Marines, you can come tell us, wait
till you get older. Yeah, I get what they're saying
now that I'm forty two. Aches, pains, backs, joints, muscles. Yeah,
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wednesday, reminding
you you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing on ir Google, Spotify, iTunes. I
should probably explain why I'm not talking about something.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Uh, I'm I try to be I shouldn't say I
am as if I'm really great at this or something
like that. I try to not follow along with what
the media wants everybody talking about, with what the politicians
want everybody talking about. I try the best I can.
I'm sure you do the same thing, to cut through
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the noise and figure out what the big deal is.
What are the big things happening in the country. The
Senate had hearings today. What were the hearings about. Well,
Facebook and Twitter and TikTok, all these social media companies.
They dragged all these CEOs in front of them and
(20:49):
started blasting away. And you know, TikTok's Chinese spyware, and
then Instagram is this, and this is it. And I'm
not discounting anything that was in any of these testimonies today.
I'm really not. And I understand how bad social media
can be. I understand that I'm supposed to spend how
(21:10):
much time talking about Facebook while we're in the middle
of everything we're in the middle of right now. I'm sorry,
I'm not interested. I don't find it interesting. I don't
find it to be important. The United States Senate is
currently trying to pass amnesty for millions of illegals, trying
to ensure the border stays open, all the while sending
(21:34):
money we don't have to a country for a war
they've already lost. That is about a thousand times more
important than Instagram and their latest posts do they call
them posts on it? Whatever it is there, the latest
things people put on Instagram. I'm sorry, i don't find
(21:54):
it to be important, so I'm not talking about it.
I'm not interested. If that's what you're looking for. I'm
sure everyone else today is talking about all that stuff.
I'm not interested in it. Here's what I'm interested in.
I'm interested in absolutely horrific things that have been horrific
for so long that now we've gotten to a point
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as a society where we've accepted these things as normal.
And look, this is this is this is a human nature.
So I don't want to I don't. I'm not complaining
about us, you or me. I'm not complaining about society.
It's human nature. To eventually get to the place where
you just accept whatever has happened for so long as
being normal, you just accept it as being normal. There's
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an article out today about this border deal in Politico,
and the headline of the article is GOP senators fear
a border deal may already be doomed. And there's a
line in this article.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
It is.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Jaw dropping, insane, horrible. It's everything you can imagine. And
I don't know that there's another person in America who
read the line in the article and just put their
head in their hands and shook it. But I did.
I most definitely did. Maybe you did too, if you
even read the article. Here's the line from Politico, just
(23:19):
a throwaway line. It's at the start of what one, two, three, four, five.
It's at the start of paragraph six, not even at
the top. This is the line. It's a frustrating nator
for senators in both parties who have spent three months
trying to connect immigration and a border deal with billions
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in Ukraine funding. I'm going to read that again. I
want I want you to don't just gloss over this.
I want everyone to sit and process this. It's a
frustrating nator. For senators in both parties who have spent
more than three months trying to connect an immigration and
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border deal with billions in Ukraine funding. United States senators
have spent three months trying the best they can to
negotiate a border deal for a border they already won't secure.
(24:27):
But they're essentially telling the American people, Hey, this border
we're not securing, give us a bunch more money, and
we might secure it halfway. And we insist that you
also give money to Ukraine while you do that. That's
a publicly stated position by Democrats and Republicans and the
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United States Senate. As a United States Senator, these people
have taken the public position that they will not secure
our border, even though this border bill doesn't do that.
They won't even pretend to secure our border unless we
also give them money for Ukraine.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Here's Chuck Schumer and the Senate. Our responsibility is clear.
We need to put the needs of our country above
the interests of party politics because the security of our
southern border is on the line, the security of Israel
is on the line, The health and safety of innocent
Kaza civilians are on the line. The stability of the
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Indo Pacific region is on the line. And finally, as
every senator on both sides knows, the survival of Ukraine
is on the line.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I understand that Chuck Schumer is from the very, very
blue state of New York. I understand that. I understand
the party politics of New York and how Chuck Schumer
has climbed it, and I understand all those things. So
you don't have to screw me about those things. I
understand that. But from any state in the Union of
the fifty, a United States senator publicly admitting repeatedly that
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he will only consider securing our border if we can
give him money to send to any foreign nation should
end his political career. It should. It should be something
Senators they don't tell Politico to print in an article.
They should be maybe whispering about this off the record,
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behind closed doors, for fear the American people would find
out about it. I don't care if you're the biggest
pro Ukraine hawk in the world, pro Israel hawk in
the world, I don't care about any of That's not
what I'm talking about. You're announcing that you will not
even attempt to secure your own nation unless you can
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be given money to send to a foreign nation. How
broken are we? These these people are mortified they even
have to talk about securing the border. Here's Bob and edde.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Talk about this comedian's jurisdiction. We've held seventeen hearings, seventeen
on the border, and this impeachment's part of that. We
have held zero, I repeat zero, full committee hearings dedicated
to emergency preparedness, cyber threats, infrastructure protection, transportation security, Department
of Homeland Security Management or information sharing and intelligent efforts
(27:30):
with the.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Global dynamic that we have.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
We have not lived up to our oversight obligation here
on this committee because you all are obsessed with the border,
because you bend the knee to the Orange Jesus as
you refer to him across the aisle.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's what this is about.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
And we have failed failed our jurisdiction on this committee.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Why are you so obsessed with securing the country. This
is something United States senators are comfortable saying publicly. And
don't think it odd, Jesse, It's just a Democrat. Of course,
it's New Jersey or New York.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
This Politico article's about the GOP Mike Rowns, you know
where Mike Rounds is a senator from South Dakota. Donald
Trump beat Joe Biden in South Dakota by about thirty points.
South Dakota might be per capital of the most red
state in the country, and their senator from red South
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Dakota is busy trying to amnesty millions of people, publicly
complaining that he can't give more money to Ukraine. It's insane.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's insane. The lack of patriotism, It's insane. How pathetic
the GOP primary voter is. How is Mike Rounds the
face of amnesty from South Dakota.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Jeez?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You know what, let's get to this part. You know
what the Fed's doing right now? Here's a headline for you,
zero hedge. The FED prepares for a bank crisis while
telling Americans the economy is strong. Yes, they're battening down
the hatches, they're getting ready. What are you doing well, Jesse?
(29:14):
I don't know, Jesse. What do I do? You have
to do something? You can't do nothing. No, I don't
expect you to go buy a bank, buy an island somewhere.
What can normal people do? You better do something, though,
like get some precious metals in your hands before everything
goes pop. Precious metals in your retirement. You know what
(29:36):
this article is about, forcing US banks to utilize the
Fed's discount window in preparation for a future bank crisis. Ah,
get some gold and silver. Get it in your retirement,
Get it in your physical possession. The only thing, the
only wealth these people cannot destroy is wealth you can
(29:57):
touch and feel. If you can't hold it in your hands,
these people can destroy it. Oxford Gold will mail it
to your house. They'll get it in your IRA, in
your four oh one k Let them handle it for you, please,
eight three three nine Gold. Tell him Jesse told you
to call make preparations the FED is.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Before I get to this NYPD cops getting jumped by
a bunch of illegals, I want to address something that
was sent to me earlier today. See there's something that
I've I've had to learn to live with, especially in
recent years, and it may sound wonderful, but honestly it's
(30:52):
more it's more of a burden than anything else. What
is that? Being a world famous celebrity. What Chris, Listen, listen, listen.
I've being this global icon, uh the menu whisper, one
of the best snappers in the world, a world famous author.
It's come with so much fortune and fame. And everywhere I.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Go, Jesse he are you gonna get at a.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? And I usually
tell him yeah, probably, And I mean, there's a lot
of that and other stuff. So I'm having to I'm
having to deal with that, what Chris. But one thing
I'm not used to dealing with his people critiquing what
I wear. There's this dude, Dereck guy, apparently he's a
fashion critique guy, and he grabs some picture of me
(31:39):
I'm in I'm in a suit, well not a suit,
there's no tie, and I'm in a sport code a suit, jacket,
no tide, No big deal. I like to be casual
like that. What Chris. And he's he's pointing out the
button hole in the top left part of my suit.
And this is what he says. I don't even know
(31:59):
what he's talking about. I see contrast buttonholes everywhere nowadays,
and they're awful, and that he references pick number one,
that picture number one that he's referencing, the awful one.
That's me anyway, And he goes on to say, it
looks like schmuts on your lapel. What schmutz, Chris, that's
(32:21):
not it's like crap, oh that's not very nice. Okay,
he said, it looks like schmuts on your lapel. Since
these buttonholes are typically machine made, I don't even see
the point. If you want to make that area look special,
ask for a Milanese buttonhole. But what's a Milanese buttonhole?
(32:42):
I've never even been to Africa? What, Chris?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm a fashion icon, Chris. Listen, we fashionistas, we are
creative types, right, so I don't follow tradition' I'm never
going to go to Milanisee wherever that place is is.
I don't care about the Milanese buttonholes. Milanese people, Milanesians
if you will, if you're listening right now, just know
(33:09):
I like my buttonholes all schmutzy or whatever this guy said.
And that's the way fashionist does, like me do it. Now,
let's move on to some other things. Obviously, the video
of the NYPD cops getting jumped has taken America by
storm a bit today. You've probably seen it, I'm assuming
if you have not, you should understand it's really bad.
(33:30):
A couple of cops NYPD, cops trying to trying to
get people arrested, trying to get people separated. They get jumped.
They get jumped by a bunch of illegals. They're all
from Venezuela, if I remember right, a bunch of illegals.
The illegals are of course all freed without any jail
(33:50):
at all. The illegals who jump the cops are freed,
no bail, no jail. Hey, go on, go back and
do your thing, enjoy your papoosas Curtesy of the taxpayer.
And I'm not going to spend a lot of time
on this, because what's the point anymore now, But this
is part of what I've been warning about what's going
to happen with big city police departments. The quality of
(34:17):
cop at the NYPD is going to free phone. In fact,
it already is. Why because the kind of cop you want,
the kind of man, the kind of woman you would
want serving in uniform, you want them to be somebody
who's team oriented, somebody who's probably a little bit of
(34:40):
an adrenaline junkie likes to take down bad guys, and
you can only throw yourself into that kind of a
dangerous environment. Hey, there's some nutjob with a knife on
the subway. I get to get down there. You can
only throw yourself into that kind of an environment if
you feel like there are people who have your back.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Look, we talk about Medal of Honor Monday all the time, right,
and we always will. And yes, those individuals are absurdly brave.
But part of what gives those men the bravery they
had is having guys around you who support you, who
will die for you, who will fight for you. If
you're a cop, especially an NYPD cop, you know, big
(35:21):
city cop like that, You've always understood there's danger that
comes with the job. That's part of the job. Big city,
big crime, violent people, This is the way it goes.
But in the back of your mind, you always knew
the city would have your back, the justice system itself
would have your back. You get stuck in a situation
(35:42):
like this, illegals wouldn't even try to do that one
because you'd end up with fifty cops, dog pil and
all of them pounding them into the ground. And two.
None of them see the light of day again. But
now cops are realizing it's really started. Well it doesn't matter.
Cops are realizing their back is exposed. And what's happening
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is they're leaving. This is why they're leaving. They're retiring.
They're going to do something else. They're going to be
cops in Florida or Texas or Tennessee or somewhere where
they're appreciated. I think it's Florida paying them to come.
Florida's paying out of town law enforcement. Hey, come be
a cop here. Let me ask you something. You're a
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cop in New York City. You watch this video, A
bunch of illegals jump in your buddies, then set free,
no bail. You sit down at dinner that night with
your wife. You're looking at your two kids in the face.
You're having to talk about moving to Florida, aren't you.
Of course they are. So how does that end? The
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NYPD is still going to be full of bodies. They'll
go find bodies. They're going to be bad cops, dirty cops,
cowardly cops. You know that's coming, right, the age of
the cowardly cop. You didn't think That was just in Uvalde, Texas.
If I'm a cop, you might call me a coward
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if you put me in the wrong situation. Now city
like New York. I know he's not gonna go to jail,
and I probably will. Maybe I ain't getting involved. Remember
those five cops in Memphis, Tennessee. They beat that guy
to death on camera, Five diversity higher cops that got
hired after st. George Floyd. They lowered all the standards,
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brought in five diversity hires. Instead of arresting some guy,
they put handcuffs on him and beat him to death
with their bare hands. The age of the corrupt cop
is here again. It's not that. Look, I understand cops
have always been corrupt to some degree, some of them.
You're gonna see more corrupt cops now in these cities
than you can ever ever imagine before. All right, enough,
(37:54):
let's talk about the system and what they think about you.
Hang on
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