April 4, 2025 • 37 mins
Why don’t Democrats like Steven Smith and Bill Maher just vote Republican? The dangerous types of political subversives. It isn’t that American communism is artificial but it’s funded by you. Democrats are evil and republicans are weak. What branch of the military should your daughter join?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm so excited. Are you excited? It's an ask doctor
Jesse Friday. It's me grossed out, Jesse. I'll get to
that gear in just a moment. We have so many
things going on. Yes, the market's upset about the tariffs.
We'll touch on that probably at some point in the show.
We have hate mail. I'll probably open the show talking
about that. So many people have so many questions. Will
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Democrats ever vote Republican? These people were mad at Democrats.
I don't want to be a Democrat, but they don't
vote republican? What do we make of that? Why do
universities get our tax dollars? If you have a daughter
going into the military, where should she go? What should
she do?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All that, the ancient world and so much more.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Coming up on the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight.
First I needed to explain why I'm grossed out, Jesse.
You know how I've told you. Ab is a health freak.
She's a gymnast. She was on the Canadian national team.
She went to the University of Arizona On a full
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ride scholarship and was really good, like made Nationals every year.
She was awesome. So she's one of these health freaks.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And you know how I told you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
She makes this super food smoothie every morning for me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know how I've.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Told you it's disgusting, disgusting. If it wasn't for the obliterator,
the Chefman blender, I wouldn't even be able to get
it down. It's disgusting. Today she made me one didn't
have it in me. I had had some bacon with
the boys this morning and some eggs and it was good,
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and I didn't have it in me.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And she said, hey, I made you smoothie. And I said, hey, thanks,
appreciate it. Just put it in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I was working out at the time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Just put it in the fridge. I'll get it later.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I had no intention of getting it later. None My
intention was. And I've never done this. Okay, to be clear,
I was gonna slip downstairs when she was in the shower,
take it, dump it, go in, thank her for it.
Like any red blooded American. Wood I forgot. Okay, I forgot.
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I'm not at work for two minutes and I get
a text Hey, you forgot you're smoothie in the fridge.
I'm out running errands want me to bring it to you,
and so now here I am. If you're watching on
the camera, I don't even know if they saw him, Okay,
asked the show anymore. I don't know even know if
you can see inside, there's like this green sludge. It
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it tastes like, well, have you ever seen one of
those rivers in India. It's full of trash. I would
imagine if you drank that water, it would taste very
similar to what I'm drinking right now. And so that's
what I'm going through. Don't tell me about your problems. Now,
let's move on and let's talk about all the news,
(03:29):
the news of the day. Let's go through all your
questions and I'll well, i'll tell you what's coming Monday
in a little bit. First, though, I have some hate mail.
It's not really hate mail, but it's something that needs
to be addressed right away. I figure, it's a Friday,
it's been a long day, it's.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Been a long week.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The market's crap, everyone's feeling bad, So let's just knock
this one out. This guy says as a veteran. This
is how the email starts. As a veteran in the
US Army, find you very childish and inappropriate on your
radio show talking about hookers and such. I think you
need to grow up and be an adult on the
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issues of this country. I salute your service, but come on,
you're better than this. First, As Jewish producer Chris just
said in the background, I'm not better than this, Okay,
I'm not. If you are looking for a show where
they yell and scream at you all day long, where
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they never take a minute to laugh about anything, that
whether you don't ever get this. If you're looking for that,
I have great news for you. It's like every other show.
Not every other show, but it's almost every other show.
They will beat you over the face with tariffs and
taxes and border and all day long. You need to
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go listen to those, not my show. I'm never gonna change.
I like to laugh, I like to goof off. I'm
stupid and I'm immature, and that's never going to change,
and I don't want it to. That's one two, because
that's really a side issue. You started this out as
a veteran of the US Army, as if that's supposed
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to mean something to me, And let me explain. It's
not that being a veteran doesn't mean anything to me.
It's that you think that somehow gave you some qualifications
that would make me care more about your stupid opinion.
There are all kinds of veterans that have stupid opinions
about everything, and your one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It gained you nothing with me, in.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Fact, because you started it out with a as a
Whenever anybody ever starts out any statement with as a
fill in the blank, I automatically think less of that person,
and I discount a statement because people love doing that
as a woman, as a veteran, as a this as
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a that. I don't give a crap that you're a veteran.
Did you think that was gonna mean something to me?
Figures some dork from the army. I almost guarantee you
you were an officer, because no enlisted man would complain
about that conversation at all. Almost guarantee you you were
an officer. The guy reporting people to the high to
the higher chain of command. We need to write him up.
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I heard him cussing information. Go listen to something else, Jesse.
In my mind the left have lost their minds. The left,
such as Stephen A. Smith and Bill Maher are straight
up complaining about the left. However, they don't change. They
will still vote Democrat. Why don't they just change and
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vote Republican?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What say you?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now? This, as we have been observing, and we've been
talking about on the show, this huge super war going
on in the Democrat Party, and we've been talking about
the whys and the factions and where they're going and
things like that. I know you're fascinated by it. I'm
fascinated by it in the same way they in the
same way. Whenever we have big internal fights, they're fascinated.
They can't take their eyes off it. We're fascinated. Which
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direction are they going to go? Who's going to win?
There's this big civil war. And then you have what
he pointed out. You know, guys like Bill Maher. Bill
Maher's out there talking about, Wow, this is crazy. You
went too far with the child tranny stuff and things
like that. Why don't they just change? You say, why
don't they just change? Well, you see, when it comes
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to politics here in America, it doesn't work this way
in every country because there are oftentimes multiple political parties.
But here in America there are two right and since
there are generally only two sides, and don't email me
telling me, but I'm the Green Party, I'm a libertarian.
There are two major parties two. Here's how it works.
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You have a team. You've picked a team. And look,
I don't even call myself a Republican or a conservative.
I'm an anti communist, but I vote Republican every time.
In the primary, I vote for the person furthest to
the right. In the general, I always vote for the Republican.
I'm that way. I'm extremely partisan. I'm not a newsman,
I'm not a journalist.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I vote.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm a partisan. I vote Republican every single time. And
so what I want is the Republican Party to be
as far to the right as humanly possible. However, I
should say this, I believe in my country more than
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I believe in the Republican Party a lot more, a
lot more. And I say that to say this, if
there was a Democrat out there, let's say somebody who look,
who was a veteran, because that shows patriotism. Let's say
it's somebody who was a veteran. Let's say this Democrat
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was not a baby murdering demon like the entire Democrat
party is now. So just was very hey, not pro abortion.
Let's say this guy disagreed with me on tax rates
or something like that, but he also believed in basic
border security. Okay, so just kind of like an older
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school blue dog Democrat. And you were to put that
guy up against some disgusting, corrupt Republican like Lindsey Graham,
someone like that, I'd probably vote for a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I would if I.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Sat and analyzed both candidates, I would try to figure out,
you know, which Republican I'm going to vote for. I
would try to figure out what's best for the country.
Who's best for the country.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Where we are now is Look, as I've said many times,
voting for this Democrat party is an active It is
when you vote to open up the border of your
country on purpose and bring in murderers and rapists to
murder and rape American citizens. That's an evil act. I
truly believe that. I believe voting for a Democrat today
is an evil act because the parties turned evil. But
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let's pretend like they were even remotely normal. The nineteen nineties,
Democrats let's pretend they were there, and you put one
up against a Republican, an evil Republican, a crappy one
like Lindsey Graham. I vote for a Democrat. I have
no problem with that. Not that I want to, but
I have no issue doing it. But that's not necessarily
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how the other side works. And I'll explain. We'll talk
about that in a moment. Before we talk about that,
let me talk to you about getting older. I uh,
I tweaked my hamstring a little bit today. You know
how I did that. I was reading a book. I'm
not even kidding. I know, Chris, I know you you wait,
(10:58):
but you wait. I had worked out this morning, I
took a shower and and I'm reading this book on
what the history subject is going to be on next week.
You should know that's coming. But I was reading this book,
and I guess I had my legs in a certain way,
not a weird way of sitting in a chair for
an hour reading a book. Got up. Yeah, I limped
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across the house. Oh, look to me, it's just what's wrong? Said,
I don't know. My hamstring hurts. I don't know relief
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especially that nagging, ongoing pain in a specific area in
your knee, in your back, and you're why don't you
try a relief factor? Try it for three weeks, see
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day. They
just Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're actually having a very important
conversation right now about the other side, in case you're
just now joining us. The guy's talking about how there
are these Democrats out there that Bill Maher types there.
They're constantly criticizing Democrats. Now, you guys are too crazy.
You guys are too crazy. And the guy wants to know, well,
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why don't they just change him vote Republican, even if
it's just once or twice. Well, this is really really
important for us to talk about because the right misinterprets
this all the time. Actually, I'm glad you brought up
his name, especially especially when it comes to people like
Bill Maher. But the right has such bad battered wife syndrome.
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It really applies to any democrat, any lefty ever, who
says something even a little bit saying the right will
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Fawn all over him and slober all over him.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I always knew he was one of us, looking at
waking up, I love you. The right loves to do
this because the right does not understand at all what
they're dealing with. These people, the Bill Maher types are
your mortal enemy, and in fact they are ten times
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as dangerous as guys like this Elie mistol Tipe.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
South Africa got over apartheid, did they just go back
to their africaner racist constitution to be like, oh, we
just need a couple of amendments, we just need a
couple of changes here to make a work. No, they
threw the whole thing out and started again, this time
asking everybody, this time having a completely new delegation of
all of the people of South Africa, not just the
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white folks, but not no white folks, and they came
up with a new constitutions. One of the reasons why
the South African Constitution is generally thought of as one
of the best constitutions in the world, and ours continues
to be a piece of crap.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, white people are being slaughtered in mass in South Africa.
You listen to that and you're mad at that guy,
And I get it. I'm mad at that guy too.
In fact, we'll talk more about that in a while.
But the Bill Maher types are a thousand times more
dangerous to us than that guy, because, you know what,
virtually everybody listens to that guy and says, wow, that
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guy's a kook, that guy's weird, that guy's sick, that
guy's evil, that guy's wrong. He doesn't understand how to
win the war. Bill Maher is not close to joining
our side and never will be. What he wants is
them to win the war. What he's trying to do
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is appropriately coach up his side so his side can
defeat you can defeat me and every thing we care about.
It's not the Jasmine Crocketts of the world that you
should fear. It's not because she doesn't appeal to anybody
besides the rabbit animals that make up the Democrat base.
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It's a tiny, tiny percentage of the population that here's
that woman run her mouth and says wow, that sounds brilliant.
AOC same kind of thing. It's a small percentage of
the Democrat party. Well, I take that back, it's a
big percentage of the Democrat Party. But the population as
a whole, it's a small percentage that hears that filthy
comy crap and says, wow, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's not the.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Aocs that will gut you. It's the Nancy Pelosi's who
will gut you. It's the Chuck Schumers who will gut you.
It's the pick your Democrats. Chris Coons is actually grating
a great example of this. Chris Coons is one of
these Democrat senators that loves to pretend to be middle
of the road. You know what, Forget about that. John
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Fetterman's even a better example, because the right loves to
slobber on old sloth.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
They love it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
After all, he said one or two nice things about Israel.
He must be a good guy, constantly cut the dude
votes against us every single time. He even votes against
all the Donald Trump nominees. He works day and night
to screw over everything you love and care about. He
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torpedoes this country every chance he gets. But he wears
a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And every now and then he'll come out waving.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
An Israeli flag and he'll say one vaguely sane thing
on the news, and everyone says, what man, he's a
real blue dog. Quite the middle of the road guy.
Have you ever looked at his voting record. It's to
the left of Mao Zetong. We have got to stop
pretending the people who toss us a little crumb now
and then and say one or two sane things that
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they're just right on the cusp of coming around. Not
right on the cusp of coming around. They are desperately
trying to shake awake their side and improve their team
so their team can beat our team. John Fetterman is
so much more dangerous than AOC. It's frightening because more what,
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oh you have it, go ahead? Good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
It's sad because it's been politicized, and I think, if anything,
that might have set some things back, because people assume, now,
you know, depending on what teams in office, you know,
those are the people that get some redemption.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I just just.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
For clarification, did you mean that the thirty four count
case in which Donald Trump was found guilty of various
financial crimes was politically motivated.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Here, I found that when the judicial system gets weaponized
and targeted political enemies for political gain, I think that's inappropriate,
and I think that degrades our collective trust and in
this very important institution. Whether that's on a democratic.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Wow, he sounds so reasonable. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I could even see myself voting for Fetterman. In fact,
I bet he'll switch parties. He's gonna be a Republican
Eddie day now. Man, it's good to hear that. Meantime,
he sloths and slumbers back into the Senate and votes
against everything you love and care about every single day.
We've got to wake up and realize who's a true
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danger to us and who is not. Now, what are
you gonna do this weekend? Something fun? Is the weather bad?
I know it's bad across the country. If you're stuck inside,
are you gonna spend all your time scrolling through your phone?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'll look at this puppy video on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
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There's no reason not to do it. There's no cost.
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Go sign up, do it on your phone. Hillsdale dot
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We'll be back, miss catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
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Speaker 2 (19:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and
an ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And it's a spectacular day. You know, Dome is back
out there giving speeches.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You know what's happening right now. Dome disappeared for a while,
didn't She got crushed in November. This appeared.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Took a little vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I have no doubt she has downed about ten metric gallons.
If a metric gallon is a thing that doesn't sound
right anyway, ten metric tons or something whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
A lot of wine. She drank a lot of wine
and now did a little detox.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Back out on the campaign trail, A woman's running for governor,
if not president. The question is can she lower herself
to run for governor. Now obviously governor of California, isn't
lowering yourself to anything because that's well, that's about his
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big boy. A job in politics is humanly possible. But
once you've already been VP, this is dome. She doesn't
want to be a governor. She sees herself as being
on the mountaintop. And man, maybe you thought to yourself, hey,
you probably took a few months and maybe read some
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books and kind of boned up on her knowledge about things,
so she wouldn't sound like such.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
A more on all the time. Boy, you'd be so aw.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
Fear has a way of being contagious. Can when one
person has fear, it has a way of spreading to
those around them and spreading. And we are witnessing that
no doubt. But I say this also, my dear friends,
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Courage is also contagious. Courage is also the contagious when
one person, when a few stand with the courage that
is the courage exhibited by the leaders in this room
every day, to stand to have the courage to say
I feel feared.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
The courage just said what is She's amazing? She never
says anything is wrong.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
The courage to say that there is a way that
we must chart to get through this.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I just can't. I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And she still, in case you thought she dumped the cackles,
stay in these.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Last few months in our country, and aid understandably creates
a great sense of fear, because you know, there were
many things that we knew would happen.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Manythings.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I'm not used at old, so.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh yeah, it's just hard to take Jesse. Why on
earth do universities receive any of our tax dollars? I
just read that Columbia University has up until now been
receiving a billion taxpayer dollars a year. So I'm helping
to pay for other people's kids to be taught to
hate their parents in our country. Oh my gosh, it's
so much worse than that. It's so much worse than that.
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Let's talk about DOZE really quickly here, because there's a
lot to love, and a lot and a lot that's
maybe getting oversold a little bit. The actual dollars savings
of DOZE. That's not the true benefit of DOGE because
most of those dollars are already gone. Most of those
dollars are already allocated to the various disgusting things, and
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they'll be unfrozen and sent away. And even if they
are saved, it's pennies on the dollar. The true value
of doge, what Elon Musk is doing, is not in
the money savings itself. The true value of doge is
it is putting in black and white what I have
warned you about for years in years in years in years,
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and now the American people, the normies, are just now
figuring out finding out what you already knew. American communism
from the street level all the way to the top
is paid for and organized. Not organic, never ever, organic,
never popular. Communism has never been popular. It's always lies, propaganda,
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all the time, paid for organized. But wait, there's more.
There's one little extra little cherry to put on top
of that Sunday. It's paid for by you. That's what
hurts the most, paid for by you. In fact, hold on,
let me do this real quick. Sorry, this is completely unprofessional,
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but I'm an unprofessional person. One of our best senators
right now is Eric Schmidt, great from Missouri. I just
can't believe what a bastion of freedom Missouri has become.
But Eric Schmidt put something out there a little bit today.
There was a leftist in Portland. His name is Davis
Lauren Knafshun. You don't know who that is. Don't worry
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about that.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He was a wretched.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
He was arrested on March twenty ninth after he allegedly
tried to blind staff working inside of a Tesla showroom
with a green laser. Allegedly, this dude he grabbed this
laser and shining it in people's eyes, trying to blind
the staff, just people working to get a Tesla dealership.
Eric Schmidt, Senator from Missouri, did some digging and here's
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what he said. And surprise, he was working at a
taxpayer funded NGO. In twenty twenty three, his employer received
over sixteen point three million dollars in government grants. American
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communism is not only not organic, it's paid for. It's organized,
and it's paid for by you. So, and here's how
I want to explain this as best I can. Here.
Communists they're not interested in laws or rules or morality
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or anything like that. They're interested in victory. They're interested
in the revolution. That's all they're interested in. And what
they want is a permanent funding source. That's what they want,
and that's how they operate. They're always looking for ways
to fund their revolution. So Democrats when they get elected,
and this is not just at the federal level, I
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need to continue to stress this to you. You need
to get involved in local and state politics because this
exact same thing happens in your town, in your city,
in your county, in your state. The same thing happens.
Democrats get elected, and what they will do is they
will work day and night trying to figure out how
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to politic with taxpayer dollars, how to use this. Always
think of tax payer dollars as a big pot of gold. Okay,
so if you're on the city council, there's a big
pot of gold from your city. Democrats look at that
big pot of gold and they know it's not supposed
to be used for political purposes. So they just have
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to try to figure out a way. How do I
how do I get my hands in there and make
sure that that money will be used for politics.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh, I know, you know what our town. You know
what our town has.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We have an endangered species, I bet, And you know
what we need to do. We need we need to
do a study, we need to commission a big study
to study all the endangered species that are in our town.
And it just so happens my second cousin's wife has
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I mean, yeah, it's a nonprofit, but it's an open
communist organization. They claim to investigate endangered species, when really
they just attack energy wherever. But what we need to
do is we need to take ten million dollars from
the city fund and give it to my second cousin's
wife's group, thus funding communism with taxpayer money. It works
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that way your city level, your county level, your state level,
and it works that way at the federal level. And
after decade after decade of neglect from the right, this
is the system that is now etched in stone in
the United States of America. The vast majority of American
communism is funded by the American taxpayer. Why do you
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think the Biden administration sent so much money out the
door right after he won the election. You notice all
this money they keep reclaiming Joe Biden lost the election,
and immediately they started shoveling billions of dollars out the
door as fast as they possibly could, trying to fill
the coffers of the various left wing groups in this country.
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Why do you fund universities? Because Democrats are evil and
Republicans are weak, That's why you fund universities. More next
Jesse Kelly Show and online at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, a
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Fantastic Friday and as doctor Jesse Friday. One more quick
word on the funding of Columbia University thing and this
is this. Like I said, Democrats are evil, Republicans are weak.
You have been funding, with your taxpayer money virtually all
of the communist activity in this country. They find a
way once they bloodsuck it out of your wallet to
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make it some sort of official government policy or government
grant or whatever it may be, to take your money
and fund their revolution. You have been funding the government revolution,
the communist revolution. I should say now, part of the
reason Republicans are too weak to stop it is they
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can't bring themselves to speak out against institutions that used
to be revered but are now evil. You see this everywhere,
especially with the older Republicans who were in office.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You see it all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like Columbia University is a great example. I bet you
you can find a million lines from elected Republicans talking
about well prestigious Columbia. I love Harvard. Harvard is such
a great American institution because it used to be. And
that's kind of how they still think Harvard is the
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enemy of all you hold, dear. And if we could
today fire every single person who works at Harvard, send
the student somewhere else, and demo all the buildings to
the ground, America would be better off for the rest
of our country. Columbia too, in fact, take every Ivy
League school, empty them, demo them. In the country would
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be better off. These higher education places, these institutions, they
have dedicated themselves to teaching young people how that America sucks.
And now we have legions of these nerds graduating from
these schools and walking into top jobs in the corporate
world because of course they went to Harvard.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I went to Harvard.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And so Coca Cola thinks they're hiring some top guy
for their accounting because he went to Harvard, when really
they just hired a committed maoist who will use Coca
Cola like a skin suit to attack the United States
of America because he's now a communist revolutionary, which he
learned at Harvard and it's paid for by the American taxpayer.
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All right, I'm done with that, Jesse. One of my
girls is graduating from high school this year. For her personality, goals,
and skill set, I think she'd be great in the military,
and I'm now more confident in our leadership that will
support her in a career or at least a four
year stint. What are your thoughts on the preferred branch
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for women. I recently had to go on a podcast
diet I was overloaded on time. Yours remains in the
must have pile. God bless you, Aubrey and the boys. Okay,
so I don't have daughters. If I had a daughter
and I wanted her to go military, Gosh, Lord forgive me,
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I would probably tell her to join the Air Force.
And I guess it would depend on how hardcore my
little girl was to you know, I would never ever
ever want my little girl, no matter how hardcore she was,
to be in a frontline combat unit where women don't
belong anyway and they.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Shouldn't be there.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
But I'll tell you, I'll tell you this little story.
I've told you this before, I think. But we were
in Iraq, and I was in Iraq at the very
beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. So we staged in Kuwait
and then George Bush declared war and then we invaded,
so we were all over the country. But we were
there before there were any facilities. And I'm not crying
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about it. A lot of the guys came later, like
the Falloujah guys that at worse than we had it, right,
But we didn't have any facilities when we were there.
There was no internet, there's no phone, there's no nothing.
My parents didn't know if I was alive for like
three weeks. I actually got a phone call that our
company got a satellite phone one and everybody, without warning,
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everybody was told to line up and you got five minutes.
You got five minutes. We were in the middle of
Iraq and you could call home with your sat phone.
You know how many guys missed their wife or their
parents or something like that cause you didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You couldn't give him a warning.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Right, God was looking out for me, as he always does.
And my folks were driving and they answered the phone.
It was me, and my dad was so excited, Gosh,
I miss him, and my mom was so excited and
they pulled over and it was just it was all.
It was one of these wonderful moments anyway. Anyway, so
there were no facilities. Sorry, didn't mean to get sidetracked there.
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And I get this sore too.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I have absurdly strong teeth. It's one of those gifts
God gave me. I don't even floss, and every time
I go to the dance office said like, well, I
can tell you've been flossom. I just have very strong teeth,
probably because I used to drink milk by the gallon
when I was a kid, but I have very strong teeth.
My two started hurting. Our doc takes a look at
it and he says, hey, Kelly, I think you have
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a cavity. Well I've never had a cavity in my life,
but okay, that's something.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I have to get fixed.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
We don't have any facilities to get it fixed. They
have to wait until we have an armored convoy heading out.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
We were heading north.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The armored convoy was heading south and they said, hey,
we got to send you down south for half a
day to an Air Force base. Now, remember we not
only don't have facilities. I'm going to be as as
gentle about this as possible. I realize it maybe dinner
time for you. We were still pooping in cans. When
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I say no facilities, there was nothing. Not that we
had nothing, no beds, that there was nothing. I got
in this convoy headed south and we drove on to
an Air Force base. There was air conditioning everywhere, air
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conditioning everywhere, top of the line facilities everywhere we went.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I did the best I
could to try to escape, to try to spend the
day there and chase down Air Force chicks. But then
I decided I'd better get back to the front. And
I got back there and talk to my buddies about
the base. They were all filled with rage and how
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nice the Air Force.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Guys had it. It was glorious all night play, I
had beds. I hadn't felt air conditioning in months. It
was like the most amazing thing in the world. And
I stopped and.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Got chow I did. I slipped into the chow haul
and I told him I had a right to be there,
and I got the best meal I'd had in ages.
And of course I got back and I rubbed it
in all my buddy faces. But it was top of
the line, top of the line. Tell her to join
the air Force or.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
The navy, as long as she's not going to sign up.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
For a job where she deploys on a ship. You
do not want your daughter deploying on a ship. Just
there are kids listening. So that's all I'm gonna say.
I expect you to be savvy enough to read between
the lines. You do not want your baby girl, no
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matter what. You do not want your baby girl on
a deployed naval vessel. Okay, under any circumstances. So there,
air Force or Navy if she doesn't have to deploy.
Sorry lord, sorry about that. All right, let's move on.
Someone wants to talk about mankind. Someone wants to talk
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about the trade wark. Actually, somebody's really mad at me
about the Trump trade stuff. Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm so excited. Are you excited? It's an ask doctor
Jesse Friday. It's me grossed out, Jesse. I'll get to
that gear in just a moment. We have so many
things going on. Yes, the market's upset about the tariffs.
We'll touch on that probably at some point in the show.
We have hate mail. I'll probably open the show talking
about that. So many people have so many questions. Will
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Democrats ever vote Republican? These people were mad at Democrats.
I don't want to be a Democrat, but they don't
vote republican? What do we make of that? Why do
universities get our tax dollars? If you have a daughter
going into the military, where should she go? What should
she do?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All that, the ancient world and so much more.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Coming up on the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight.
First I needed to explain why I'm grossed out, Jesse.
You know how I've told you. Ab is a health freak.
She's a gymnast. She was on the Canadian national team.
She went to the University of Arizona On a full
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ride scholarship and was really good, like made Nationals every year.
She was awesome. So she's one of these health freaks.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And you know how I told you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
She makes this super food smoothie every morning for me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know how I've.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Told you it's disgusting, disgusting. If it wasn't for the obliterator,
the Chefman blender, I wouldn't even be able to get
it down. It's disgusting. Today she made me one didn't
have it in me. I had had some bacon with
the boys this morning and some eggs and it was good,
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and I didn't have it in me.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And she said, hey, I made you smoothie. And I said, hey, thanks,
appreciate it. Just put it in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I was working out at the time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Just put it in the fridge. I'll get it later.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I had no intention of getting it later. None My
intention was. And I've never done this. Okay, to be clear,
I was gonna slip downstairs when she was in the shower,
take it, dump it, go in, thank her for it.
Like any red blooded American. Wood I forgot. Okay, I forgot.
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I'm not at work for two minutes and I get
a text Hey, you forgot you're smoothie in the fridge.
I'm out running errands want me to bring it to you,
and so now here I am. If you're watching on
the camera, I don't even know if they saw him, Okay,
asked the show anymore. I don't know even know if
you can see inside, there's like this green sludge. It
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it tastes like, well, have you ever seen one of
those rivers in India. It's full of trash. I would
imagine if you drank that water, it would taste very
similar to what I'm drinking right now. And so that's
what I'm going through. Don't tell me about your problems. Now,
let's move on and let's talk about all the news,
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the news of the day. Let's go through all your
questions and I'll well, i'll tell you what's coming Monday
in a little bit. First, though, I have some hate mail.
It's not really hate mail, but it's something that needs
to be addressed right away. I figure, it's a Friday,
it's been a long day, it's.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Been a long week.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The market's crap, everyone's feeling bad, So let's just knock
this one out. This guy says as a veteran. This
is how the email starts. As a veteran in the
US Army, find you very childish and inappropriate on your
radio show talking about hookers and such. I think you
need to grow up and be an adult on the
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issues of this country. I salute your service, but come on,
you're better than this. First, As Jewish producer Chris just
said in the background, I'm not better than this, Okay,
I'm not. If you are looking for a show where
they yell and scream at you all day long, where
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they never take a minute to laugh about anything, that
whether you don't ever get this. If you're looking for that,
I have great news for you. It's like every other show.
Not every other show, but it's almost every other show.
They will beat you over the face with tariffs and
taxes and border and all day long. You need to
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go listen to those, not my show. I'm never gonna change.
I like to laugh, I like to goof off. I'm
stupid and I'm immature, and that's never going to change,
and I don't want it to. That's one two, because
that's really a side issue. You started this out as
a veteran of the US Army, as if that's supposed
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to mean something to me, And let me explain. It's
not that being a veteran doesn't mean anything to me.
It's that you think that somehow gave you some qualifications
that would make me care more about your stupid opinion.
There are all kinds of veterans that have stupid opinions
about everything, and your one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It gained you nothing with me, in.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Fact, because you started it out with a as a
Whenever anybody ever starts out any statement with as a
fill in the blank, I automatically think less of that person,
and I discount a statement because people love doing that
as a woman, as a veteran, as a this as
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a that. I don't give a crap that you're a veteran.
Did you think that was gonna mean something to me?
Figures some dork from the army. I almost guarantee you
you were an officer, because no enlisted man would complain
about that conversation at all. Almost guarantee you you were
an officer. The guy reporting people to the high to
the higher chain of command. We need to write him up.
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I heard him cussing information. Go listen to something else, Jesse.
In my mind the left have lost their minds. The left,
such as Stephen A. Smith and Bill Maher are straight
up complaining about the left. However, they don't change. They
will still vote Democrat. Why don't they just change and
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vote Republican?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What say you?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now? This, as we have been observing, and we've been
talking about on the show, this huge super war going
on in the Democrat Party, and we've been talking about
the whys and the factions and where they're going and
things like that. I know you're fascinated by it. I'm
fascinated by it in the same way they in the
same way. Whenever we have big internal fights, they're fascinated.
They can't take their eyes off it. We're fascinated. Which
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direction are they going to go? Who's going to win?
There's this big civil war. And then you have what
he pointed out. You know, guys like Bill Maher. Bill
Maher's out there talking about, Wow, this is crazy. You
went too far with the child tranny stuff and things
like that. Why don't they just change? You say, why
don't they just change? Well, you see, when it comes
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to politics here in America, it doesn't work this way
in every country because there are oftentimes multiple political parties.
But here in America there are two right and since
there are generally only two sides, and don't email me
telling me, but I'm the Green Party, I'm a libertarian.
There are two major parties two. Here's how it works.
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You have a team. You've picked a team. And look,
I don't even call myself a Republican or a conservative.
I'm an anti communist, but I vote Republican every time.
In the primary, I vote for the person furthest to
the right. In the general, I always vote for the Republican.
I'm that way. I'm extremely partisan. I'm not a newsman,
I'm not a journalist.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I vote.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm a partisan. I vote Republican every single time. And
so what I want is the Republican Party to be
as far to the right as humanly possible. However, I
should say this, I believe in my country more than
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I believe in the Republican Party a lot more, a
lot more. And I say that to say this, if
there was a Democrat out there, let's say somebody who look,
who was a veteran, because that shows patriotism. Let's say
it's somebody who was a veteran. Let's say this Democrat
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was not a baby murdering demon like the entire Democrat
party is now. So just was very hey, not pro abortion.
Let's say this guy disagreed with me on tax rates
or something like that, but he also believed in basic
border security. Okay, so just kind of like an older
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school blue dog Democrat. And you were to put that
guy up against some disgusting, corrupt Republican like Lindsey Graham,
someone like that, I'd probably vote for a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I would if I.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Sat and analyzed both candidates, I would try to figure out,
you know, which Republican I'm going to vote for. I
would try to figure out what's best for the country.
Who's best for the country.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Where we are now is Look, as I've said many times,
voting for this Democrat party is an active It is
when you vote to open up the border of your
country on purpose and bring in murderers and rapists to
murder and rape American citizens. That's an evil act. I
truly believe that. I believe voting for a Democrat today
is an evil act because the parties turned evil. But
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let's pretend like they were even remotely normal. The nineteen nineties,
Democrats let's pretend they were there, and you put one
up against a Republican, an evil Republican, a crappy one
like Lindsey Graham. I vote for a Democrat. I have
no problem with that. Not that I want to, but
I have no issue doing it. But that's not necessarily
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how the other side works. And I'll explain. We'll talk
about that in a moment. Before we talk about that,
let me talk to you about getting older. I uh,
I tweaked my hamstring a little bit today. You know
how I did that. I was reading a book. I'm
not even kidding. I know, Chris, I know you you wait,
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but you wait. I had worked out this morning, I
took a shower and and I'm reading this book on
what the history subject is going to be on next week.
You should know that's coming. But I was reading this book,
and I guess I had my legs in a certain way,
not a weird way of sitting in a chair for
an hour reading a book. Got up. Yeah, I limped
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across the house. Oh, look to me, it's just what's wrong? Said,
I don't know. My hamstring hurts. I don't know relief
factor exists for people like me. People who get pains,
especially that nagging, ongoing pain in a specific area in
your knee, in your back, and you're why don't you
try a relief factor? Try it for three weeks, see
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if that pain in your life can go away. It's
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day. They
just Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're actually having a very important
conversation right now about the other side, in case you're
just now joining us. The guy's talking about how there
are these Democrats out there that Bill Maher types there.
They're constantly criticizing Democrats. Now, you guys are too crazy.
You guys are too crazy. And the guy wants to know, well,
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why don't they just change him vote Republican, even if
it's just once or twice. Well, this is really really
important for us to talk about because the right misinterprets
this all the time. Actually, I'm glad you brought up
his name, especially especially when it comes to people like
Bill Maher. But the right has such bad battered wife syndrome.
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It really applies to any democrat, any lefty ever, who
says something even a little bit saying the right will
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Fawn all over him and slober all over him.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I always knew he was one of us, looking at
waking up, I love you. The right loves to do
this because the right does not understand at all what
they're dealing with. These people, the Bill Maher types are
your mortal enemy, and in fact they are ten times
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as dangerous as guys like this Elie mistol Tipe.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
South Africa got over apartheid, did they just go back
to their africaner racist constitution to be like, oh, we
just need a couple of amendments, we just need a
couple of changes here to make a work. No, they
threw the whole thing out and started again, this time
asking everybody, this time having a completely new delegation of
all of the people of South Africa, not just the
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white folks, but not no white folks, and they came
up with a new constitutions. One of the reasons why
the South African Constitution is generally thought of as one
of the best constitutions in the world, and ours continues
to be a piece of crap.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, white people are being slaughtered in mass in South Africa.
You listen to that and you're mad at that guy,
And I get it. I'm mad at that guy too.
In fact, we'll talk more about that in a while.
But the Bill Maher types are a thousand times more
dangerous to us than that guy, because, you know what,
virtually everybody listens to that guy and says, wow, that
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guy's a kook, that guy's weird, that guy's sick, that
guy's evil, that guy's wrong. He doesn't understand how to
win the war. Bill Maher is not close to joining
our side and never will be. What he wants is
them to win the war. What he's trying to do
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is appropriately coach up his side so his side can
defeat you can defeat me and every thing we care about.
It's not the Jasmine Crocketts of the world that you
should fear. It's not because she doesn't appeal to anybody
besides the rabbit animals that make up the Democrat base.
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It's a tiny, tiny percentage of the population that here's
that woman run her mouth and says wow, that sounds brilliant.
AOC same kind of thing. It's a small percentage of
the Democrat party. Well, I take that back, it's a
big percentage of the Democrat Party. But the population as
a whole, it's a small percentage that hears that filthy
comy crap and says, wow, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's not the.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Aocs that will gut you. It's the Nancy Pelosi's who
will gut you. It's the Chuck Schumers who will gut you.
It's the pick your Democrats. Chris Coons is actually grating
a great example of this. Chris Coons is one of
these Democrat senators that loves to pretend to be middle
of the road. You know what, Forget about that. John
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Fetterman's even a better example, because the right loves to
slobber on old sloth.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
They love it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
After all, he said one or two nice things about Israel.
He must be a good guy, constantly cut the dude
votes against us every single time. He even votes against
all the Donald Trump nominees. He works day and night
to screw over everything you love and care about. He
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torpedoes this country every chance he gets. But he wears
a hoodie.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And every now and then he'll come out waving.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
An Israeli flag and he'll say one vaguely sane thing
on the news, and everyone says, what man, he's a
real blue dog. Quite the middle of the road guy.
Have you ever looked at his voting record. It's to
the left of Mao Zetong. We have got to stop
pretending the people who toss us a little crumb now
and then and say one or two sane things that
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they're just right on the cusp of coming around. Not
right on the cusp of coming around. They are desperately
trying to shake awake their side and improve their team
so their team can beat our team. John Fetterman is
so much more dangerous than AOC. It's frightening because more what,
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oh you have it, go ahead? Good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
It's sad because it's been politicized, and I think, if anything,
that might have set some things back, because people assume, now,
you know, depending on what teams in office, you know,
those are the people that get some redemption.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I just just.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
For clarification, did you mean that the thirty four count
case in which Donald Trump was found guilty of various
financial crimes was politically motivated.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Here, I found that when the judicial system gets weaponized
and targeted political enemies for political gain, I think that's inappropriate,
and I think that degrades our collective trust and in
this very important institution. Whether that's on a democratic.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Wow, he sounds so reasonable. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I could even see myself voting for Fetterman. In fact,
I bet he'll switch parties. He's gonna be a Republican
Eddie day now. Man, it's good to hear that. Meantime,
he sloths and slumbers back into the Senate and votes
against everything you love and care about every single day.
We've got to wake up and realize who's a true
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danger to us and who is not. Now, what are
you gonna do this weekend? Something fun? Is the weather bad?
I know it's bad across the country. If you're stuck inside,
are you gonna spend all your time scrolling through your phone?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'll look at this puppy video on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Do you think maybe, maybe, just maybe, it would be
a good time to sign up for a free education
from Hillsdale. Hillsdale's offering no cost courses online over forty
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He's stuck inside. Put down YouTube, stop looking at cable.
You've got time enjoy yourself geeking out on the Constitution
or the Roman Republic or at no cost.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
There's no reason not to do it. There's no cost.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
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Speaker 1 (19:24):
Go sign up, do it on your phone. Hillsdale dot
edu slash Jesse.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
We'll be back, miss catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and
an ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And it's a spectacular day. You know, Dome is back
out there giving speeches.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You know what's happening right now. Dome disappeared for a while,
didn't She got crushed in November. This appeared.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Took a little vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I have no doubt she has downed about ten metric gallons.
If a metric gallon is a thing that doesn't sound
right anyway, ten metric tons or something whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
A lot of wine. She drank a lot of wine
and now did a little detox.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Back out on the campaign trail, A woman's running for governor,
if not president. The question is can she lower herself
to run for governor. Now obviously governor of California, isn't
lowering yourself to anything because that's well, that's about his
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big boy. A job in politics is humanly possible. But
once you've already been VP, this is dome. She doesn't
want to be a governor. She sees herself as being
on the mountaintop. And man, maybe you thought to yourself, hey,
you probably took a few months and maybe read some
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books and kind of boned up on her knowledge about things,
so she wouldn't sound like such.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
A more on all the time. Boy, you'd be so aw.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
Fear has a way of being contagious. Can when one
person has fear, it has a way of spreading to
those around them and spreading. And we are witnessing that
no doubt. But I say this also, my dear friends,
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Courage is also contagious. Courage is also the contagious when
one person, when a few stand with the courage that
is the courage exhibited by the leaders in this room
every day, to stand to have the courage to say
I feel feared.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
The courage just said what is She's amazing? She never
says anything is wrong.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
The courage to say that there is a way that
we must chart to get through this.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I just can't. I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And she still, in case you thought she dumped the cackles,
stay in these.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Last few months in our country, and aid understandably creates
a great sense of fear, because you know, there were
many things that we knew would happen.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Manythings.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I'm not used at old, so.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh yeah, it's just hard to take Jesse. Why on
earth do universities receive any of our tax dollars? I
just read that Columbia University has up until now been
receiving a billion taxpayer dollars a year. So I'm helping
to pay for other people's kids to be taught to
hate their parents in our country. Oh my gosh, it's
so much worse than that. It's so much worse than that.
(23:04):
Let's talk about DOZE really quickly here, because there's a
lot to love, and a lot and a lot that's
maybe getting oversold a little bit. The actual dollars savings
of DOZE. That's not the true benefit of DOGE because
most of those dollars are already gone. Most of those
dollars are already allocated to the various disgusting things, and
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they'll be unfrozen and sent away. And even if they
are saved, it's pennies on the dollar. The true value
of doge, what Elon Musk is doing, is not in
the money savings itself. The true value of doge is
it is putting in black and white what I have
warned you about for years in years in years in years,
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and now the American people, the normies, are just now
figuring out finding out what you already knew. American communism
from the street level all the way to the top
is paid for and organized. Not organic, never ever, organic,
never popular. Communism has never been popular. It's always lies, propaganda,
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all the time, paid for organized. But wait, there's more.
There's one little extra little cherry to put on top
of that Sunday. It's paid for by you. That's what
hurts the most, paid for by you. In fact, hold on,
let me do this real quick. Sorry, this is completely unprofessional,
(24:32):
but I'm an unprofessional person. One of our best senators
right now is Eric Schmidt, great from Missouri. I just
can't believe what a bastion of freedom Missouri has become.
But Eric Schmidt put something out there a little bit today.
There was a leftist in Portland. His name is Davis
Lauren Knafshun. You don't know who that is. Don't worry
(24:52):
about that.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He was a wretched.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
He was arrested on March twenty ninth after he allegedly
tried to blind staff working inside of a Tesla showroom
with a green laser. Allegedly, this dude he grabbed this
laser and shining it in people's eyes, trying to blind
the staff, just people working to get a Tesla dealership.
Eric Schmidt, Senator from Missouri, did some digging and here's
(25:15):
what he said. And surprise, he was working at a
taxpayer funded NGO. In twenty twenty three, his employer received
over sixteen point three million dollars in government grants. American
(25:37):
communism is not only not organic, it's paid for. It's organized,
and it's paid for by you. So, and here's how
I want to explain this as best I can. Here.
Communists they're not interested in laws or rules or morality
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or anything like that. They're interested in victory. They're interested
in the revolution. That's all they're interested in. And what
they want is a permanent funding source. That's what they want,
and that's how they operate. They're always looking for ways
to fund their revolution. So Democrats when they get elected,
and this is not just at the federal level, I
(26:19):
need to continue to stress this to you. You need
to get involved in local and state politics because this
exact same thing happens in your town, in your city,
in your county, in your state. The same thing happens.
Democrats get elected, and what they will do is they
will work day and night trying to figure out how
(26:40):
to politic with taxpayer dollars, how to use this. Always
think of tax payer dollars as a big pot of gold. Okay,
so if you're on the city council, there's a big
pot of gold from your city. Democrats look at that
big pot of gold and they know it's not supposed
to be used for political purposes. So they just have
(27:01):
to try to figure out a way. How do I
how do I get my hands in there and make
sure that that money will be used for politics.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh, I know, you know what our town. You know
what our town has.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We have an endangered species, I bet, And you know
what we need to do. We need we need to
do a study, we need to commission a big study
to study all the endangered species that are in our town.
And it just so happens my second cousin's wife has
(27:34):
I mean, yeah, it's a nonprofit, but it's an open
communist organization. They claim to investigate endangered species, when really
they just attack energy wherever. But what we need to
do is we need to take ten million dollars from
the city fund and give it to my second cousin's
wife's group, thus funding communism with taxpayer money. It works
(27:59):
that way your city level, your county level, your state level,
and it works that way at the federal level. And
after decade after decade of neglect from the right, this
is the system that is now etched in stone in
the United States of America. The vast majority of American
communism is funded by the American taxpayer. Why do you
(28:23):
think the Biden administration sent so much money out the
door right after he won the election. You notice all
this money they keep reclaiming Joe Biden lost the election,
and immediately they started shoveling billions of dollars out the
door as fast as they possibly could, trying to fill
the coffers of the various left wing groups in this country.
(28:48):
Why do you fund universities? Because Democrats are evil and
Republicans are weak, That's why you fund universities. More next
Jesse Kelly Show and online at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, a
(29:09):
Fantastic Friday and as doctor Jesse Friday. One more quick
word on the funding of Columbia University thing and this
is this. Like I said, Democrats are evil, Republicans are weak.
You have been funding, with your taxpayer money virtually all
of the communist activity in this country. They find a
way once they bloodsuck it out of your wallet to
(29:32):
make it some sort of official government policy or government
grant or whatever it may be, to take your money
and fund their revolution. You have been funding the government revolution,
the communist revolution. I should say now, part of the
reason Republicans are too weak to stop it is they
(29:52):
can't bring themselves to speak out against institutions that used
to be revered but are now evil. You see this everywhere,
especially with the older Republicans who were in office.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You see it all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like Columbia University is a great example. I bet you
you can find a million lines from elected Republicans talking
about well prestigious Columbia. I love Harvard. Harvard is such
a great American institution because it used to be. And
that's kind of how they still think Harvard is the
(30:30):
enemy of all you hold, dear. And if we could
today fire every single person who works at Harvard, send
the student somewhere else, and demo all the buildings to
the ground, America would be better off for the rest
of our country. Columbia too, in fact, take every Ivy
League school, empty them, demo them. In the country would
(30:50):
be better off. These higher education places, these institutions, they
have dedicated themselves to teaching young people how that America sucks.
And now we have legions of these nerds graduating from
these schools and walking into top jobs in the corporate
world because of course they went to Harvard.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I went to Harvard.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And so Coca Cola thinks they're hiring some top guy
for their accounting because he went to Harvard, when really
they just hired a committed maoist who will use Coca
Cola like a skin suit to attack the United States
of America because he's now a communist revolutionary, which he
learned at Harvard and it's paid for by the American taxpayer.
(31:35):
All right, I'm done with that, Jesse. One of my
girls is graduating from high school this year. For her personality, goals,
and skill set, I think she'd be great in the military,
and I'm now more confident in our leadership that will
support her in a career or at least a four
year stint. What are your thoughts on the preferred branch
(31:56):
for women. I recently had to go on a podcast
diet I was overloaded on time. Yours remains in the
must have pile. God bless you, Aubrey and the boys. Okay,
so I don't have daughters. If I had a daughter
and I wanted her to go military, Gosh, Lord forgive me,
(32:18):
I would probably tell her to join the Air Force.
And I guess it would depend on how hardcore my
little girl was to you know, I would never ever
ever want my little girl, no matter how hardcore she was,
to be in a frontline combat unit where women don't
belong anyway and they.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Shouldn't be there.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
But I'll tell you, I'll tell you this little story.
I've told you this before, I think. But we were
in Iraq, and I was in Iraq at the very
beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. So we staged in Kuwait
and then George Bush declared war and then we invaded,
so we were all over the country. But we were
there before there were any facilities. And I'm not crying
(32:58):
about it. A lot of the guys came later, like
the Falloujah guys that at worse than we had it, right,
But we didn't have any facilities when we were there.
There was no internet, there's no phone, there's no nothing.
My parents didn't know if I was alive for like
three weeks. I actually got a phone call that our
company got a satellite phone one and everybody, without warning,
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everybody was told to line up and you got five minutes.
You got five minutes. We were in the middle of
Iraq and you could call home with your sat phone.
You know how many guys missed their wife or their
parents or something like that cause you didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You couldn't give him a warning.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Right, God was looking out for me, as he always does.
And my folks were driving and they answered the phone.
It was me, and my dad was so excited, Gosh,
I miss him, and my mom was so excited and
they pulled over and it was just it was all.
It was one of these wonderful moments anyway. Anyway, so
there were no facilities. Sorry, didn't mean to get sidetracked there.
(33:56):
And I get this sore too.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I have absurdly strong teeth. It's one of those gifts
God gave me. I don't even floss, and every time
I go to the dance office said like, well, I
can tell you've been flossom. I just have very strong teeth,
probably because I used to drink milk by the gallon
when I was a kid, but I have very strong teeth.
My two started hurting. Our doc takes a look at
it and he says, hey, Kelly, I think you have
(34:22):
a cavity. Well I've never had a cavity in my life,
but okay, that's something.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I have to get fixed.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
We don't have any facilities to get it fixed. They
have to wait until we have an armored convoy heading out.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
We were heading north.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The armored convoy was heading south and they said, hey,
we got to send you down south for half a
day to an Air Force base. Now, remember we not
only don't have facilities. I'm going to be as as
gentle about this as possible. I realize it maybe dinner
time for you. We were still pooping in cans. When
(34:57):
I say no facilities, there was nothing. Not that we
had nothing, no beds, that there was nothing. I got
in this convoy headed south and we drove on to
an Air Force base. There was air conditioning everywhere, air
(35:17):
conditioning everywhere, top of the line facilities everywhere we went.
I couldn't believe my eyes. I did the best I
could to try to escape, to try to spend the
day there and chase down Air Force chicks. But then
I decided I'd better get back to the front. And
I got back there and talk to my buddies about
the base. They were all filled with rage and how
(35:39):
nice the Air Force.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Guys had it. It was glorious all night play, I
had beds. I hadn't felt air conditioning in months. It
was like the most amazing thing in the world. And
I stopped and.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Got chow I did. I slipped into the chow haul
and I told him I had a right to be there,
and I got the best meal I'd had in ages.
And of course I got back and I rubbed it
in all my buddy faces. But it was top of
the line, top of the line. Tell her to join
the air Force or.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
The navy, as long as she's not going to sign up.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
For a job where she deploys on a ship. You
do not want your daughter deploying on a ship. Just
there are kids listening. So that's all I'm gonna say.
I expect you to be savvy enough to read between
the lines. You do not want your baby girl, no
(36:34):
matter what. You do not want your baby girl on
a deployed naval vessel. Okay, under any circumstances. So there,
air Force or Navy if she doesn't have to deploy.
Sorry lord, sorry about that. All right, let's move on.
Someone wants to talk about mankind. Someone wants to talk
(36:55):
about the trade wark. Actually, somebody's really mad at me
about the Trump trade stuff. Hang on,
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