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May 4, 2023 36 mins

It's hard for us to grasp the mindset of the communist, but they're not just wrong, they're pure evil. Clay Martin and militia do's and don'ts. The campaign to officially kill the word 'literally'. You fund the people that hate you with your tax dollars. 

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
on a Thursday, and it's going to be an outstanding Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm so freaking excited. I've lost my mind. Here's why. One,
Clay Martin's coming on in like forty five minutes from now,
Green Beret survivalist type. He's gonna give us all kinds
of nitty gritty info on militias and stuff like that.
It's gonna be way cool. We'll probably get in trouble
for it'll be awesome. Two, we are gonna open. I'm

(00:49):
gonna get to this New York story and the evil
people who run this nation here in just a moment.
But we're gonna discuss Trump's problems, Trump's legal and my
frustration with why the GOP is not defending him in
the appropriate way, not responding in kind. I'll explain what
I mean. I'll probably get to that ten minutes from now.

(01:11):
But we have well, Bud Light's still in trouble Russia, Ukraine.
Jeffrey Epstein meeting with Obama officials. That's interesting. The Marine Corps,
my beloved Marine Corps, continues to go down in flames,
a bunch of emails. All that and so much more
coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show
Two Other Things. Tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday. All

(01:36):
three hours are your questions? Ask me anything whatever you
email in to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Email
it in now. We will take three hours. It doesn't
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to be, but email it in now Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com before we get to the Trump stuffore

(01:57):
we get to anything. I was reminiscing is not the
word I'm looking for. Thinking is probably just a more
simple way to put it. I was thinking about the
country we used to have, And the reason I didn't
want to use the word reminiscing is I don't want
to act like I was sitting there thinking, Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
America was so perfect my whole life. It was just
it was all sour Patrick, It's raining from the skies
and roses in.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
The streets, and it was perfect. So it's not that
I was doing that, but I was thinking about how
we had a country for most of my life that
at least pretended to be respectable in anything other than evil.
But last night I'm tracking this New York City subway

(02:44):
case where this marine chokes out some violent maniac who's
been arrested over forty times, threatening women and kids. He
chokes him out, the guy dies, and I saw Aana
Presley claiming he was lynched, not making that up. I
saw aoc come out and say he was murdered, just
he was murdered. This guy was murdered. I saw the governor,

(03:09):
freaking Governor, Kathy Hochel.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Do I acknowledge how horrific it was to view a
video of Jordan Neely being killed from being a passenger
on our subway trains and so our hearts.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Being killed for being a passenger. And here's what happened.
As I'm looking at all this stuff laid out in
front of me, I'm thinking about how evil our system
is and how evil so many of the people in
charge are. And I was just trying to understand that
mentality because already this is happening nationwide, this is way

(03:43):
beyond New York City. Already protests are beginning. Jordan Neely
is being deified the same way George Floyd was deified.
Career criminal George Floyd and they made their They have
monuments of him. You can go to New York City
and visit a monument of George Floyd. What'sn't even in
New York City. They made the guy into a martyr.

(04:06):
And I was just kind of processing what we were
versus what we are now. And it occurs to me.
We've talked about this in different ways before, but it
really does occur to me that these people, they are
so devoid of soul, of anything human inside of them
that it makes it honestly impossible for you or I

(04:30):
to relate to how they look at the world. And
this is what I mean. That's what I mean. That's
a great example of it. If there was walking in
front of you right now on the sidewalk a little
old lady, little old lady with a purse, she's got
a purse over her shoulder, and little old ladies walking
down the sidewalk, just an adorable old lady and trips
and falls eats it right there. You're probably cringing even

(04:53):
thinking about watching that. Right Oh No, I hope she's okay.
I hope she didn't break her bones, let alone. If
she did that right in front of you, what would
you do. Instantly, your heart, you would be, your heart
would go out to her. You would probably, hopefully you
would run right up to her. Men hopefully you would
run up and pick her up. And not only that,

(05:15):
you would be picking up her stuff for oh, my goodness,
your your purse, all your stuff fell out? Are you okay?
Do I need to get you medical attention? And I'm
not even look It's not like I'm a saint. I'm
a horrible person. I would do that, of course, my goodness,
help her, help me. Instantly, you would have a heart
for her. But it occurs to me that the people

(05:36):
who run this nation, they would look at that old
woman and all they would see would be the wallet
on the ground that can pick up and take off with.
They wouldn't even really register that there was an old
woman who fell or was injured. I mean they wouldn't
they would realize that that had happened. But everything, everything

(06:01):
that happens, murder, mayhem, disaster, everything, everything in life is
just an opportunity, an opportunity to reward your friends, crush
your enemies, seize power. We really do have the sickest people,

(06:22):
the most despicable people who have ever lived. Those are
the people who run us. Now speaking of AOC to
come out and call it murder, You don't have any facts,
you don't have anything. They're already ginning up protests for
this guy, our new patron saint. You don't know anything,

(06:42):
but you call it murder, So why would you do that?
Does she believe it's actual murder? No, she saw the
little old lady trip and fall, and she saw an opportunity.
Hey man, there's a wallet there. Hey, some drugged out,
violent nutball got choked out on the subway. She doesn't

(07:03):
have some heart for him, Oh, the poor homeless, or
they'll make it racial to you, Ah, the poor black man.
These thoughts have never crossed her mind. That don't even
go into her head. She instantly she sees that old
lady down, she sees that dude dead on the subway,
and without a second thought, it's about power. It's about power,

(07:26):
crushing your enemies, rewarding your friends. These people are so
subhuman that we can try, and we always will try
until the day they kick me off the air. We
will try to understand their mindset and how they think,
but we will never be able to totally relate to
these people in the same way you or I couldn't

(07:48):
relate to a crocodile and how it thinks when an
antelope is crossing the river, it really is. They are
that separated from us as human beings. These are sick people.
Ayanna Presley claims Jordan Neely was lynched. Can't make that up.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Lynched.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
We're already using words like this, lynched.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
That is.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's not a bad person, that's not a wrong person,
that's an evil person. We have talked a lot on
the show before about that. And you know, I don't
preach to you, never have, never will, not qualified to
do so. Your beliefs are your beliefs. Being an atheist

(08:34):
for all I care, not my business. But it's important
for you to understand that we are dealing with evil forces.
We are human beings. They're not capable. They're not capable
of being this evil demons are though. Look at any
historical atrocity you can think of, and if you actually

(08:56):
dig into the details of it, the test experiments, all
the cost of things like this, and you look at
the things people were doing to other people, that is
not something a human is capable of. There is evil
in this world. Evil spiritual forces, and that's who these
people are, and that is why. Honestly, some days it's disheartening,

(09:19):
but most days it just fires me up. It fires
me up and gets me ready for what's to come,
because we cannot afford to lose to these people. These
people have so many plans for you, for me, for
your family, for this nation, and they're all evil and horrible,

(09:41):
and so you need a day off every now and then.
Totally get that, take a day off. I'm the one
that tells you to put your phone down on the weekends,
enjoy your family, your community, and everything else that goes
with it. I get it, totally get it. But we,
you and I, we don't have the option of quitting.
The option is not there. We have one option, an
option too. We fight. We fight until we're done, till

(10:03):
the day the Good Lord puts us down. Then it's
up to the kids to take out take it up afterwards. Period.
All right, speaking of fighting, Donald Trump is in serious trouble.
We're gonna have Julie Kelly on next hour to elaborate
on some of this, but I'm going to talk to
you about why I don't think people realize how much trouble.

(10:23):
He's in next. Jesse Kelly returns next.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, wishing everybody a very
Mary on this Thursday.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
And do I need to remind you that tomorrow is
Sinko de Mayo. That Chris, that's Mexican for the fifth
of May, and so we will be celebrating as we
do every year here on the Jesse Kelly Show. I
am going to wear a sombrero. We are going to
play wonderful mariachi music on the show. I'm probably going

(10:59):
to look. I might dip into some serious Spanish tomorrow,
as I do from time to time. Yeah, I will, Chris,
I'll dip into some serious Spanish. So look, if you're not,
if you're not bilingual like me, you may struggle with
tomorrow's show. I may do the Uno dos trace thing. Look,
I'm gonna it's gonna be heavy. It's gonna be a

(11:20):
lot to just get ready for a Jesse Kelly Show
Mexican version tomorrow as we celebrate a wonderful holiday, and
it really is a wonderful holiday. Who doesn't love Sinko Tomayo?
I mean, I guess everyone maybe doesn't do it the
same way we do it in Texas. Everyone celebrates Sinko
tomorrow everybody. Everyone will be out tonight or tomorrow night
live music. They ought to be great, they'd be great.

(11:42):
I'm gonna eat so much food. Gosh, I love Mexican food.
All right, let's talk about the end of our country.
Let's do a quick transition here. Uh now, seriously, I'm
I'm going to have Julie Kelly on about halfway through
next hour. She's going to be discussing this in more
detail than I will. But I'm going to simply say

(12:03):
this because it's a couple headlines from today. Trump wants Brag,
wants to move the Brag Alvin Bragg hush money case
to a federal court. And there's another headline ex Proud
Boys leader Tario guilty of January sixth sedition plot. Now,
maybe when I bring up Proud Boys, you don't know

(12:23):
who they are, or you roll your eyes or you scoff.
Oh the Proud Boys. Well, let me just tell you this,
what the federal government, what the Department of Justice, has
done to these men, to the January six ers. It
is positively frightening. And the more you go into the

(12:46):
detail of it. The more you cover people like Julie Kelly,
the more you cover their work because she's been covering
the trials and the actions of the judges and who
the jurors were and things like that. The more detail
you go into it, it is we are the Soviet Union.
We are. We have political prisoners in this nation. We

(13:11):
have taken people who sauntered into the capital and some
of these guys are going away for two decades. Some
of these guys won't see their kids again except through
the prison glass for two or three decades. Some of
them killed themselves. Some of them have lost spouses, girlfriends, boyfriends.

(13:34):
And this was all done by the federal government, the
DOJ and the FBI. This was all done as an
intimidation tactic against you. Remember, there was never an attempted insurrection.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm not defending storming the capitol, but there was never
an attempted insurrection because you don't have an insurrection without
any reps. To this day, nobody has had a weapon.
None of these guys, nobody, nobody had weapons on them.
You don't overthrow the government without weapons. Weapons are fairly key.
If you want to kick Cook off an insurrection, please

(14:13):
don't do that, by the way, But this was never
an insurrection. You could argue it was trespassing, you could
argue it was wrong, you could argue a bunch of
different things. You cannot possibly argue anyone there is guilty
of seditious conspiracy. That's treason, that's a capital offense can be.

(14:33):
And yet the federal government is rounding these people up.
Not only are they rounding these people up, throwing the
book at them and sending them away, they've openly bragged
that that's what they're doing, and they've announced publicly their
intention to do it some more. Remember they've arrested a
thousand of these people. They've announced they intend to go

(14:54):
after a thousand more of them. Why do you think
that is Do you think they think it was an insurrection?
Of course they know it isn't. They are out to
silence you the way every single horrible, murderous, evil, secret
state police agency ever has done. The goal is to

(15:14):
make you and I too afraid to speak, too afraid
to point out corruption, too afraid to step up and
actually do that. What is that lame saying journalists use
all the time? Gosh, I hate it, and I'm about
to use it. I'm gonna hate myself speaking truth to power,
and that's so lame, but it's true. It's true. That's

(15:35):
what they want. They want us all afraid, they want
us all silenced. And maybe I still haven't convinced you
this applies to you, that it's coming for you. Well,
would it wake you up to realize it's coming for
Donald Trump. There's a special counsel out there, a special prosecutor.
We all talk about Alvin Bragg because Alvin Bragg was

(15:57):
the first one to indict Donald and he's in enough
trouble there. We haven't talked about Jack Smith, the special counsel.
You see when Jack Smith indicts Donald Trump, and he will.
Donald Trump is going to be indicted in the very
same court system that has been taking people who are

(16:18):
pretty much innocent in destroying their lives. That's what the
system has done to some proud boys. You don't even
know their names. I know, I do, but you don't
even know who they are. You don't know their names.
What do you think they're going to do to Donald Trump?
You think they're going to be easier on Donald Trump

(16:38):
or lighter on Donald Trump. And again, it's something that
drives me crazy. The politicians on the right, the pundits
on the right, I feel like they don't think it's real,
what's coming. I feel like they're not taking it seriously,
just because all the charges are ridiculous. Of course, the
charges are ridiculous. We're in a Banana republic now. Banana
Republics throw people in dark holes for ridiculous charges. That's

(17:02):
the nation we have now, and it's coming. And maybe
you hate Trump. I get that. A lot of people
dislike Trump now. I get that he's lost some support.
I get that set that hatred aside, this applies to you.
If they can do it to him, and they will.
What can they do to you? What can they do
to me? What will they do? Oh? Everything they can?
You bet they will. All Right, we have more. We

(17:26):
have Clay Martin, though more importantly, next he's going to
tell us how to survive green Berets, about to give
us some pointers that sound like fun. It's gonna be fun.
Before we get to Clay, let's get to your garbage
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My watch tells me it's April. It is April, right, Chris,
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(17:48):
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Speaker 2 (18:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And music like that
can only mean one thing. That means my friend Clay
Martin is joining US now.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Former Marine scout, sniper, Marine recon green Beret for ten
thousand years and now somehow he's a world famous author.
His latest book, The Wrath of One to Go, is
a fictional story about some veterans who have decided this
country has gone way too far and they want to
right some wrongs. But that's actually not why I'm having
Clay on tonight. Clay, before we get into anything else,

(19:15):
and there's a lot to get into. I was trying
to explain what you have explained last night about communication
with your neighbors in neighborhood as being part of this
well regulated militia people talk about.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Yeah, so you know, this is the thing that people miss,
and I think it has a lot to do with
the rat militias of Goddence, especially in the early nineties.
The militia was always intended to actually be you know, everyone.
In fact, according to Title ten US federal law, it
is every male between the ages of seventeen and forty five.

(19:50):
It wishes to be the most regardless of their ownder status.
Hey can actually be previously been a member like the
real armed forces. So yeah, it's a it's a weird
it's a weird concept, but actually researched to that for
make sure that that was right. Yeah, it definitely puts
a different perspective on.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
What is the militia.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Clay. You give some warnings to people, and I was
I was bringing you up last night because someone wrote
in and asked, Hey, should we start forming militias? Should
we start training with friends and family and neighbors and neighborhoods?
Is it legal? What should I do? What shouldn't I do?
And you obviously wrote a book about this kind of
thing with some warnings in there, and I'll let you

(20:35):
do the talking right.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Well, it's definitely a very weird situation again because of
a lot of the bad things that I am having
with militious especially against this the early nineties, there's been
some really bad stuff like, yeah, Michigan militia shooting on
some state troopers at one point, there was that weird
secession of a trailer park in Texas back in the
early nineties, some crazy stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
So to me, yes, it does at tract.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
To when you use the in word, the bad in word,
it does tip to a tract or has attracted are passed.
A lot of the crazies like the legitimate crazies. And
that's why also in my book what I'm talking about, Yes,
I feel like we're probably at.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
A time where we need to start doing that.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
But there's three things that you need to avoid and
run out the bats. Anybody that says they want to
make bonds needs to go away right now, like without question.
They are either a fed or they're going to get
you in trouble with the beads. Anybody that says they
want to make machine guns legal machine guns or legal suppressors,
same thing. And then anybody that wants to kidnap the

(21:34):
governor of the state that you're in. That's all those
All those are bad sides and you should get rid
of that person.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
They're not going to be good, healthy for your for
your cause.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Clay. By the way, I might as well give you
let you plug away at the thing, because it really
is such an outstanding book, All of them are. But
what's the book where you lay this out for people,
clear instructions for normal people and things they can do
to prepare.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
This was all laid out at a prairie fire.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
There's actually a template for building what I would consider
a militia that's not a bunch of weirdos right in
the front part of that, because again that's that's a
necessity and that I kind of saw those years ago.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
This is a word that we need to take back.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
And it is we do need to form our little
defensive groups, and militia just happens to be the right
word now. We don't want to be associated in many
ways the other connotations of that. From a legal perspective,
it is absolutely safe to do. It is absolutely you
actually are already part of the what they consider unorganized
militia just by existing if you're a man between those

(22:36):
ages and two, especially as US power eroads, which we
saw a lot, you know, over the last few years
and in the Summer of Love. You can't do these
things alone. You have to have friends. It's just impossible
to carry that weight by yourself for that matter. I mean,
you could consider what the Teeth, especially the Black Block,

(22:58):
is a militia. They have the John Gun Clubs over
on that side, which are a militia. So it only
makes sense to meet, you know, force with course in
the context of building a parallel system.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Speaking with Clay Martin green Beret, now world famous author
like yours, truly, Clay, even though my first book is
it even out yet? All right?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Quit?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
What about the normal guy the normal girl right now
listening and they're saying, Okay, all that sounds good, But
I'm not a freaking Green beret. I wasn't a Marine
scout sniper, so I can't be any part of a militia.
I don't know anything about anything. I'm not Clay Martin.
What do you say to that person?

Speaker 5 (23:37):
I say that a lot of our skills are very
under Almost everyone has some kind of a veteran in
their group of friends or family somewhere that did some stock.
And that's another thing that I lay out very well
with him in Prairie Fire. You know, people think you
had to be, you know, a Steel Team seventeen character and.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
All this others have is a'sly not true.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
If you're lucky enough to have a spec for or
corporal grunts that he did one tour in your you've
got a guy that knows more about tactical stuff and
being in the woods and organizing things, and you could
ever dream. In fact, the only difference I've ever told
you there between a special operations tactics and infantry tactics.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
No, the difference is special.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Operation taxics are the same ones executed by you know,
twelve E sevens or gunnery starters that have been in
for fifteen years. It's all safe stuff. You know, people
think I'm crazy aboutself. We used to go to the
range as an operational attachment output and practice the including
French lines, and said, they explain, it's all the same stuff.
There is no advanced ninja tactics none. So there is

(24:48):
someone undoubtedly in your groups that you can lean on
and you may do a little group find that person
that has that value whatever they were an MP, whatever,
and use up the knowledge that they have. You know,
if you exceed dad, there are places out there that
will frame you. There's a two places that I'm specializing
these types of things, or just being organized in working together.

(25:08):
You know this from being that, especially like a young girl,
when you're like a primate. All right, people that have
never worked together at all before, they suck at working together.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yep. However, if you were.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Just get together and work together a little bit, you're
still going to get so far ahead of where you
would be otherwise by doing nothing.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Man.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, it's an incredible value.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yep, working together is an underrated skill, an underdeveloped skill.
I guess I should say something that comes naturally to
a lot of people. Okay, Clay. Setting all this stuff aside,
the state of our current military, it saddens me. I've
never in my entire life, even when I was fresh
back from Iraq, none of my buddies would openly tell

(25:48):
me that they won't allow their kids to join, or
my kids not joining. Right now, I don't know a
single friend who will allow their kids to join. Veteran
friends I know are so disillusioned and so disheartened, and
it bums me out.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Brother, Oh me too. It's it's heartbreaking.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Yeah that Comton Black saying for saying that myself in
public spirits. But you know, I can't believe that we'd
come to a point where the morals are so bad
that I don't want my children to know that those
things exist that are commonly you know, now flaunted by
the military. You know, the Baby's recruiting campaign this week
where they've hired a digital what do they call it,

(26:25):
a digital influencer drag queen to be their base of.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Recruitment in life? Is this is this real? Does this
what we flew up. It is.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
It is staggering how far things have fallen just in
two or three years.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
But yeah, it's horrified. It's absolutely horrified. And uh, you know, being.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Somebody that retired, can I continued where I should have been?
Still having friends on the end side. They tell me
that it is worse the things that you can't see
happening than what we see as civilians now through just
the you know, the limb that they show us.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yep, that's the exact same thing that my friends fill
In tell me. That is freaking disheartening. Here is Clay Martin.
His newest fiction book is Wrath of One to Go
if you want that how to manual that is Prairie
Fire available anywhere books are soil. Clay, I appreciate you,
My brother Zipper fought.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Hey, thank Jne Sipper fid.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Look when you talk about getting to know your neighbors,
who has what, who has what equipment? What's your communication equipment?
Like if something bad goes bad? What if Antifa black
block comes storming in the bottom floor of your apartment?
How many people in your apartment building can you get

(27:39):
a hold of? How are you going to get a
hold of them. Where are you going, what's the location?
Where are you going to? These kinds of basics. These
are things that we don't want to think about because
it sounds paranoid. Right What are you some kind of prepper?
It's time to start doing some basic preparation, all of us,
all right, all right now, speaking of the military, let's

(28:01):
talk about where our tax funds go really quickly. You
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(28:44):
hate to write. Despise it. If you told me I
had to sit down and talk for three hours. Obviously
I do that every day. I get excited on the
way to work to come screw off with you all
day long. Where who gets to do this for a living.
But if you were to tell me I had to
sit down and write a thousand words a thousand word
article that's a pretty standard online article you read, I

(29:04):
would get that feeling like you get in the pit
of your stomach before you have to give a speech
in front of people, or compete in athletic events or
something something that makes you extremely uncomfortable. That's how I
get writing. I didn't want to write. I always said
I wouldn't write a book. A guy that I'm partners

(29:25):
with has tried to get me to write one. Now
you got to write? When you got to write one?
Simon and Schuster, the big publisher, they reached out to
me like five years ago, please write a book. We
want you to write a book. Write a book for us.
The publisher's asking me to write a book. And I
was all, no, now, nope, not interested. Now, thank you
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Finally, I didn't come up with the idea. My partner
came up with the idea. My business partner came up
with the idea and he said, hey, I have an
idea for a book. And I've blown him off on
this ten thousand times. He says, I have an idea
for a book, and I said, dude, I already said no,
I don't like to write. I'm not writing a book.
He said, what if you wrote the anti Communist Manifesto?
And I was, oh, yes, I will do that. So

(30:03):
I don't know that I will ever write another one.
I will be honest with you. I do not like it.
I just I don't know why. It's not my thing.
But I wrote it and it's good. I'll be honest.
It's good. You're probably not supposed to say that, but
I can say that. The oracle can say that, Chris,
it's good. It's every single chapter deals with a different

(30:25):
part of American communism, the history of it, what we
do about it, what's going on, and the connection to
communism itself. Is good. And you can get it, by
the way. You can pre order it at Jesse kellybook
dot com. But anyway, i'd say to all that to
tell you this, I got my copies today because they

(30:46):
send out early copies to the author.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I think I'm supposed to do something with these, Chris, like,
send these out to I'm supposed to send these to people?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Who am I supposed to send them to? Probably other shows?
I bet I'm supposed to. I'm not doing all that
they have to do all that I'm not. Oh that
sounds that sounds crappy. Anyway, I finally got a physical
copy in my hands. It's really cool. The cover looks
really cool. It's all black with the gray letters, and
I didn't do the stupid undertitle thing where it's like

(31:17):
America and then the subtitle was fighting for Freedom and
why it's the best thing I've ever done. All it
says on the cover is the Anti Communist Manifesto and
it has a big hammer and sickle with a slash
through it, and then it says Jesse Kelly at the bottom.
It's awesome and it almost feels like leather even though
it's not. It's real textured. It's freaking sweet. So I'm excited. What, Chris, what?

(31:38):
I don't know? What's I don't know? Sign language? Chris,
what's that? Are you guys getting books?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
They sent me fifty of them. I'll bring a couple
in I'll I'll be honest. I meant to bring in
my copy today and I forgot that one. So I'll
try to bring you guys some copies in tomorrow outside
to bring Oh oh hey, don't worry about it. Don't
worry about it. So that's good news. The bad news is,
you know how we have probably for a month or

(32:06):
two now, we've been on a campaign for good here
in the Jesse Kelly Show. We've been campaigning against the word. Literally,
we've been on essentially a death campaign, trying to kill it.
I like to think of you and I, or is
it you and me? I don't know. I'm not an author.
I'd like to think of us as a as a

(32:26):
death squad. Really, we're a word death squad is what
we are. And look, we've made strides, all right, as
many people have emailed in and said, Jesse, I'm now
yelling at my daughter about it. I'm yelling at my
husband about it. Jesse, I had to tell my mom
about it the other day. So we are out there
being the word death squad that we should be, but

(32:46):
clearly word has not gotten to dome.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
There's the work is just literally about understanding the value
of that small business to that community culturally.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I can't I can't even let her go on a
game and lettery goone, What what did that word add
to that sentence?

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Tell me, here's the work is just literally about understanding.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
The work is literally about. Does that in any way
change the sentence from the work is about? In any way?
It doesn't. So clearly, fellow, we're death squatters. We haven't
done enough to kill the word literally in this nation.
We must continue to spread the word. It is our
job to be evangelists. Well, you probably won't want to

(33:31):
call yourself an evangelist, and we're trying to kill a word,
but something, something darker than that. A dark evangelist? Is
dark evangelism a thing? Chris, Well, I don't know. I
just I don't know either way. What's important for you
is this, Before we go into where our tax payer
money is going? And before we go into where is
Joe Biden? Have you wondered where he is? Even the

(33:54):
media wants to know where he is? Where is he?
More importantly, why is he gone? We're gonna get into
all that. Before we get into any of that, I
want to get into something a lot more important, a
lot more important than the country and words and everything else.
I want to talk about your sheets. You see, they're
not good, all right. You have been procrastinating getting your

(34:19):
Giza Dream Sheets from my pillow, and I get that.
I get that money doesn't grow on trees, so we
don't like to run out and spend money here and
spend money there. Jesse, I don't want to buy them.
I know they're the best sheets ever, because you're so smart,
you never lie to me. I know that's what you're
saying to yourself every time I bring that up. I
know that's true. But Giza Dream Sheets are at their
lowest price ever right now, so I don't want to

(34:41):
hear any more excuses, all right, no more excuses. You
can get them as low as twenty nine to ninety
eight right now, multiple colors, multiple styles, multiple sizes. Go
get two sets of Giza Dream sheets. Why Because there's
o's oft and they're breathable. I don't freaking sweat. I'm
so tired of sweating at night. Go to my pillow

(35:01):
dot com, click on the radio listener special square and
use the promo code Jesse MyPillow dot com promo code Jesse,
or you can call eight hundred eighty four five zero
five four four. Okay, all right, Now we've had to
talk before. It's never a great talk, but we've had

(35:23):
to talk about where our taxpayer money goes and how
we fund. You fund and I fund with our tax
money our enemies because they have so ingrained themselves in
the government that we fund the people who hate us,
we fund the things that are against us. It's such

(35:43):
a bizarre place to be as a nation, yet that's
where we are. You ready for this one? This is
a doozy here. Taxpayer funded planned parenthood. LGBTQ Youth Club
promotes National Masturbation Month. Okay, there's so much to vomit

(36:05):
over in the course of that title that I'm not
even going to read it a second time. In fact,
I feel like I need a shower just from reading
it once. But I can't get past the words taxpayer funded.
How did we get to a place? How did the
Democrats rickroll us badly enough that they now take our
money and use it against us routinely?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
It's wild? All right?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Now, where is Joe Biden? Even the media is asking,
But the more important question is why he's disappeared. Let's
talk about that, next
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