May 9, 2025 • 38 mins
Of 100 men there is but one warrior. When you vote Democrat, you get exactly what you voted for. The establishment GOP who work to stall the republican agenda. Giving the swamp another scalp. Why does Thom Tillis get the kid gloves from Trump when Massie doesn’t? We need a RINO to go down to whip all the other losers into shape.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. Congratulations
to you. You have conquered the week. It's over. It's done.
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It's weekend time. There's all kinds of stuff we have
to get to Tonight. We're gonna talk about Democrats getting
what they voted for. Somebody's angry about the whole Ed
Martin thing, Trump pulling the Ed Martin nomination. We'll discuss that.
Somebody wants to talk about giving out coupons as gifts.
Somebody's mad that her friend is too lazy to vote
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and get involved all that history. Someone went to their
first pro test. We'll talk about that and so much
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
what I'm about to say is wrong. I'm just gonna
go ahead and get that out of the way first,
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and wrong in this way. This is what I mean.
I have this love. You probably shared this with me.
I have this love of bad things happening to bad people.
Bad things happening to bad people makes me smile. I
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saw a video one time of some dude, he was
just a thief, grabbed some woman's purse, grabbed her purse.
I think it was in New York City, but it
didn't matter, grabbed her purse, took off running across the street.
Boom gets mowed down by a truck, which he didn't
see as he was running away. He lived by the
way he lived, but he was severely injured, and I
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thought it was the greatest thing I've ever seen in
my life. Ha ha ha. Then you want to know
why that's bad, because we always think everyone else is bad.
We never think about ourselves. Right now, I'm glad that
guy's got to get what's coming to him. Well, I
don't want to get what's coming to me anyway. So
what I'm about to say is wrong. Yet I feel
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like I'm coming from a good place when I say this. Democrats,
especially loud activist Democrats, people who vote Democrat and then
suffer under Democrat under communist rule, deserve it. And it
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makes me smile. It makes me laugh a lot. I'll
pair a news story that you probably already heard about
today with an email. Here. The email was this Jesse.
Once I tell people voting Democrats or evil, I believe
I can turn San Diego read again. I believe I
can turns San Diego great again. Guys talking about San Diego. Okay,
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I'll pair that with this news story that you did here.
Mandy Moore, she's that singer, actress whatever, slams the LA
wildfire rebuild protocol as heartless, just to recap. You remember
that horrible La wildfire. It was awful, destroyed all these homes,
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more than sixteen thousand structures destroyed. And you remember what
I told you right afterwards. Communists run Los Angeles at
every single level in California included, at every single level,
Communists Democrats run that state, and rebuilding is going to
be impossible because communists don't care about humanity or human tragedy.
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Everything's an opportunity. So they're going to take this area
that got torched and they're going to use it as
an opportunity for the revolution. They'll hand out goodies to
their friends, they'll punish their enemies, you know, all the
things communists do. And so here's this rich Hollywood star
and she's frustrated because she can't get things done. Calls
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it heartless. But that's that's interesting. She even has a
quote here, shouldn't it shouldn't be surprised, but it's mind boggling,
the red tape and hoops they all put us through.
But here's the thing about that, Mandy, here's the thing.
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It's not mind boggling at all. I am a complete moron,
as you are well aware. I don't even have a degree.
I went to community college. I can't even speak. I
don't even use large words. I got like a two
point four grade point average in high school. I'm a
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complete idiot. And right after the fires were done, when
it was still smoking. You remember I said it on
the air, the rebuild will be a nightmare. So it
wasn't mind boggling to me. I knew it was coming.
Why is it mind boggling to you, Mandy? You see
democrats and this applies to way more than Mandy Moore
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at Los Angeles. This applies to every Democrat who's currently
hate listening to the show. The misery around you, the
violent crime, the illegals, the homeless everywhere, the endless taxes, fees,
red tape, the fact your life continues to get more
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expensive and worse, is in no way mind boggling confusing?
Where did this come from the disaster that is the
area you reside in is a direct result of you.
Did you know that, Democrats, you are one hundred percent
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responsible for the miserable existence. Los Angeles is paradise the
guy brought up San Diego. San Diego may be the
greatest place in the country. It's perfect, the weather's perfect.
It's like seventy five twelve months a year, it's perfect.
I love San Diego. If you can't tell I go
there every chance I get. They've trashed that beautiful, beautiful place.
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But it's not a they. I shouldn't put it that way.
You see, they didn't do it. Democrats destroyed San Diego.
They destroyed Los Angeles, and the people who vote Democrat,
they are the ones responsible for the destruction of the area.
It's in no way mind boggling, it's in no way
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confusing at all. Mandy Moore tells every person who will
listen how much of a Democrat she is support Joe Biden.
I'm a lib, I'm a lib. Trump's the devil, over
and over and over and over and over again. She
wakes up one day and she can't rebuild her mansion
in Los Angeles, and she's mind boggled by the whole thing.
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There's no mind boggling at all about it. My mind
is completely unboggled. I know exactly why your life is
miserable now. It's because of you. I'm gonna play you,
Brandon Johnson, Mayor of Chicago. Chicago. Maybe you're a city hater,
maybe you're a city lover, maybe you're a city resider.
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I'm here to tell you Chicago is way cool. It's
a really cool place. Oh it's just a really It's
an iconic American city, a very very cool place, and
they've just trashed it. Here was Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Six developers, five of which are black, three are women.
We are moving in the right direction, and we're going
to continue to move aggressively with development, particularly for housing
and making it affordable. I promise the last last thing.
Green Social Housing is another initiative that we're putting forward
to create essentially a government, nonprofit entity that allows for
a revolving loan to continue to build more affordable units
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and then to make sure that that affordability remains in place.
Because what happens is you build property, you build homes,
and then of course natural a crew and gentrification takes place.
This is a way to stave off gentrification.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So let me explain what he's talking about there, Because
if you're in Chicago, if you're a Democrat listening in Chicago,
something's going to be happening now in the future, and
you're going to see it. And I want you to
know what's your fault. They hired a development crew and
they choose all choose all DEI hires. We have a
bunch of black people, we have a bunch of women,
we have a Viva via a bear. So they didn't
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hire the most qualified people. Not only do they hire
a bunch of DEI hires, they're putting policies into place
for and I quote, low income housing. So you Democrats
in Chicago, you Chicagoans who vote Democrat every time, you're
going to start seeing housing projects go up. As the
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housing projects go up, a couple things are going to
happen from that. Your property value will go down. The
crime around the housing project will go up as gang
members and criminals move into the housing project. The housing project. Chris,
go ahead and write this one down. Kind of a
futuristic thing, but it's definitely worth writing down. The housing project,
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building and development and all that stuff. It'll be full
of corruption because you hired a bunch of communists to
do it, so there'll be a bunch of payoffs. In fact,
at some point in the future, probably a couple of
years from now, there will be arrests, felonies will come
from all this, because that's what happens when corrupt communist
criminals are handed a bunch of money to do anything.
And if you're looking around at the gangs and the homelessness,
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and your mom just got stabbed, and you don't like
the housing development that just lowered your home value, you
should know if you vote Democrat, you did it. You
are responsible. It's your fault. Chicago got so mad at
their last mayor, Lori Lightfoot, that they practically tossed her
out of office, and then they promptly ran to the
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polls and voted for an admitted socialist because he's black.
If Chicago's going downhill and you voted Democrat, well what
are those magical words we've said over and over and
over again. You voted for this, those magical for words.
Tell your Democrat friends in La Chicago, New York. You
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can yell and scream and pull your hair out about
Donald Trump all you want the condition of your area.
The destruction of America's greatest areas is your fault. Now
let's move on and talk about other things. Talk about
the Ed Martin, DC US attorney thing. Before we do that,
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I want to read you this really quickly, Bionic Ankle's oracle.
I wanted to quickly respond to your listener's email from
Wednesday's show, The Blind Person who felt they'd lost everything. Jesse,
you really do feel avoid in many of our lives,
maybe because you're so relatable to the listener. Don't give up.
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You have a fellow Jesse family listeners that pray for
you and share your hurt. I've also found that giving
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and that I make a difference, and would encourage you
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bless you and your family. Says she's I can say
her name. Her name is Wendy. I get more emails
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about people who give to preborn as a therapy. I
guess I'll put it that way, Jesse. I give to
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Speaker 1 (12:12):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, a
fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And so let's
dig into more of your questions slash News of the
Day items. The the Ed Martin thing has many of
you very very upset case you've been gone all week.
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Ed Martin was supposed to be the new head US
attorney in DC. Remember the DC area. That that area
is the worst area in the United States of America
as far as an evil judicial system, a communist run
judicial system. That area is the reason all the January
six ers got convicted. That that area, that is, it's
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centralized evil. Ed Martin was going to go in there
clean it up. Tom Tillis destroyed his nomination Trump. You know, well,
all we said this about it.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
We have somebody else that will be great. I just
want to say Ed is unbelievable, and hopefully we can
bring him into whether it's DOJ or whatever, in some capacity,
because really outsind it. To me. It was disappointing. I'll
be honest, I have to be straight. I was disappointed.
A lot of people were disappointed. But that's the way
it works sometimes, you know, that's the way it works.
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And he wasn't rejected, but we felt it would be
very it would be hard and we have somebody else.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, he was rejected. They pulled his nomination because he
wasn't going to get through committee because of Tom Tillis.
They did announced it would be Janine Peerie making.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Just minutes ago, one of the co hosts of The
Five Judge, Janine Piro, will be appointed interim United States
Attorney for the District of Columbia. President Trump announced that
on Truth Social just moments ago. Janine was assistant.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, when we got this email, Taco Bell Jesse, I
was very disappointed to hear that President Trump pulled the
nomination of US Attorney Ed Martin. I believe that giving
the communists and rhinos another scalp is like chumming sharks.
I don't understand why he did it? What's going on? Said?
I can say his name? His name is Dave, and
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he did say. PS, did you ever try the taco Bell, Carmel,
Apple and Panada? It was amazing? I did not, but
now I'm mad that I didn't. Hey, Chris, can you
see if they still have that? Please? So maybe we can?
It's gone? When was it there?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Why didn't you tell me about it? Why didn't we
order it? It's already? What do you mean you tried?
I'll try, means I'll fail. I Why was I not notified?
I could have pulled some strings, Chris, I know Mexicans.
We could have gotten in there. And anyway, back to
the story about Ed Martin. Focused Chris, you were disappointed
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that Trump pulled the nomination of Ed Martin. You don't
understand why he did it. What's going on? Okay, So
let me lay this out this way. I'm disappointed too.
I I believe, as we've discussed many times before, I
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believe that there is a ten to fifteen person GOP
senator cabal that is stopping us from stopping the communists
in this country. Whenever we have the really important vote,
the really important thing we need, one of them will
step up and stop it. They do it all the time,
over and over and over again. Pick your establishment. God,
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they always do it. So you already know that. And look,
those were the guys who stopped Matt Gates from becoming
Attorney General. Again. I don't need your emails. I know
you don't like Matt Gates. I realize that I'm not
best friends with them. I don't know him. I've never
met him. I think he's obnoxious too. But that bulldog
would have blown things up at the DOJ. He was
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unafraid to talk about GOP corruption any of that. He
would have kicked in the door of the DOJ and
started putting government people in prison. He was the one
that GOP shot down immediately. Couldn't even get through they
pulled it. And remember back when Trump pulled that, I flipped.
Why did I flip again, It's not somebo out of
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some love or affinity for Matt Gates. I flipped because
I knew exactly as you laid out here, that would
be chum in the water for the swamp if you
give up your Remember it was his first nominee. Matt
Gates was the first one he announced before heg Seth
Rubio anything. It was Matt Gates. He gave him Matt Gates.
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They pooh pooed it, he pulled it, and they marched on.
I think it set a bad example. He just did
the same thing with Ed Martin, gave him a scalp.
It's no mystery who did it. Tom Tillis. As much
as I hate his guts now and forever, at least
he was honest about it. Tom Tillis the Republican who
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destroyed Ed Martin's nomination. And Tom Tillis wasn't even shy
about why he did it. He said on camera, Remember
we played it on camera. He said he doesn't like
Ed Martin for the position because of Ed Martin's position
on January sixth, and Tom Tillis of course thinks January
sixth was like the scariest thing ever and everyone involved
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should be locked in a cage forever. He laid it out. Yeah,
here was if.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Mister Martin were being put forth as a US Attorney
for any district except the district where January sixth happened
the protest happened, I'd probably support them, but not in
this district.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And so Trump pulled his nomination. And I played it already,
but I'll play it again. Remember this is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is not afraid to go both barrels on anyone.
I'm anyone Trump will watch to this day. He'll watch
a movie he doesn't like and go on social media
and call the actor fat and stupid. Trump doesn't care.
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But Trump will kill you for that publicly. If you
get on his bad side, he'll crucify you. I have
just in recent memory, Trump has primaried out Bob good,
the most conservative member of the House of Representatives. He's
no longer in the House because of Trump. Trump has
threatened to do the same to Chip Roy and Thomas Massey.
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So again, I'm not going to go back and rehash
those things. But Trump is not afraid to challenge gopeers publicly.
Yet Tom Tillis torpedoes his nomination. Trump sounded almost grandfatherly
and gentlely.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We have somebody else that will be great. I just
want to say, Ed is unbelievable, and hopefully we can
bring him into whether it's DOJ or whatever, in some capacity,
because really outstand to me, it was disappointing. I'll be honest,
I have to be straight. I was disappointed. A lot
of people were disappointed, but that's the way it works.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sometimes, well I was disappointed, but that's the way it works.
Like my son came home with a d in math, Well,
I'm disappointed. So what do I think happened? I'll tell
you what I think happened. Next, you're listening to the
Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,
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Us and the Beatles bringing you into the weekend. Remember,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
All right, so back to the email, the question the
polling of Ed Martin's nomination from DC. What do I
think happened? There? Here's what I think happened. There are
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some There are some parts about life for all of us,
if we're being honest, that we don't like you. You
have to do certain things in life that you don't like,
that you don't want to do. You have to work
with people you don't want to work with. You know,
one of the best parts of this job, Chris Corey,
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cover up your ears. You don't want to know. One
of the best parts of this job. It's the own
job I've ever had in my life like this because
I lived a normal life my whole life, construction and
all kinds of things like that. This is the only
job I've ever had in my life where I got
to hand select the people I work with every single day.
Nobody ever gets that. You probably don't have that. You
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probably work with someone you can't stand right, inevitable, everybody does.
There's somebody in the freaking office. We all have to
do things, work with people, do things we don't like.
It's part of life. What I suspect is United States
senators are incredibly powerful that I know, particularly senators on
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the Judiciary Committee. Let's talk about this for just a
moment here. Committees. It's the nerdy, wonky details of Congress
that most people don't generally care about or pay attention to.
And don't think that you're dumb if you don't, because
I don't that much. But here's how it generally works.
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You know, there are committees, you already know that, but
they're not all equal, they're not all the same. There
are committees that are for the pariahs, the annoying ones.
You kind of have to put them on a committee,
but you put them on there. And then there are
the choice committees that have a lot more power in prestige.
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And you only get selected for these committees if you
raise a lot of money for the party. You've been
around for a long time, you know what I mean.
If you're a good boy, if you're a good girl.
Like in the House of Representatives, for example, the Ways
and Means Committee, that's a nerdy committee. You don't even
know what that does, right, hugely powerful. If you see
somebody on the Ways and Means Committee, they are in
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good with leadership period. The House Armed Services Committee. I
knew former Congressman, great dude, great dude, Duncan Hunters Senior.
I knew his son a little bit. But Duncan Hunters
Senior out of actually San Diego area, long serving congressman
from out there, Vietnam veteran War hero, actually long serving congressman.
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Really really great dude. He was formerly the head of
the House Armed Services Committee, and I used to talk
to him all the time stuff. But he was treated
he was royalty as head of the House Armed Services Committee.
Committees very important. The Senate Judiciary Committee might might be
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if you were to take all the committees in the
Senate and the House, that might be the most powerful
committee in Washington, d C. If for no other reason
than what you're seeing right now. The US attorneys, the judges,
the critically important positions in our DOJ. They have to
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be filtered through the Senate Judiciary Committee. They have to
be so I know what you would do if you
had controlled the Senate Judiciary Committee. You know what I
would do. We would get as many patriots through as
possible and filter out the COMMI scummedy, I got all that,
But this was a long way of me saying I
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suspect Donald Trump is treating Tom Tillis with kid gloves,
kid gloves that Thomas Massey didn't get, because he needs
Tom Tillis more more than just now Chris. That look,
Chris looks like he just bit into a sour piece
of food or something like that. I know, look, I
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know it sucks. It's awful, and I'm not even excusing it.
I already told you I wish he would have threatened
him publicly. No, I'll come primary you. You send my
attorney through. But I think Trump thinks at least he
needs him, and he may, and frankly right now he does.
If Trump goes to war with Tom Tillis. You can
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argue that that's the end of Tom Tillis's career, and
you may very well be correct, But North Carolina isn't
as red as South Carolina. We may lose that seat
to a Democrat. That then we're really screwed. And yes,
even if it ends Tom Tillis's career, if he goes
to war with Tom Tillis, Trump maybe doesn't get another
nominee through because Tillis is there throwing a wrench in
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the Judiciary Committee. This is my concern. If I'm being franked,
it's fun If frank, it's funny you brought up that name, Chris.
This is my concern with John Cornyan and the primary
John Cornyn has next year. You and I have discussed
this many times before. One of the most critical things
that we need. We have to have it. We need
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a red state, right I know, taken out in a primary.
I'm talking about a senator, not a member of the House,
a senator. It has to happen. So the other Lindsey
Graham John Thune types know it can happen to them.
We have to find somebody and make an example of them.
We have the greatest opportunity to do that next year
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I've ever seen in my time, in my twenty years
involved in politics, I've never seen an opportunity this great.
Because Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton will raise good money.
He has statewide name I d everyone already knows it.
He's already pulling comfortably ahead of John Cornyn. We have
our opportunity. It has been handed to us on a
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silver platter and the other GOP senators. If we take
out corn because Cornan's going to raise millions and millions
of dollars, He'll be superfunded. If we are able to
take out a super funded Rhino senate Democrat, it would
make Lindsey Graham sit up in his granny panties and
take notice. It would. I could just hear him, now,
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did you believe? Can you believe that? You know what
I mean? But there's a big concern I have, and
I've shared it with you before. There is no voice
in the country that comes close to the power of
Donald Trump's voice when it comes to Republican politics. Not politicians,
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nobody on television, nobody on the radio. I don't care
who the most powerful popular people are. What would that
be a Tucker Carlson, whatever. It doesn't matter who it is.
Nobody can sniff the power of the voice of Donald Trump.
He has been the central figure in GOP politics for
ten years now. If there's one thing that can doom
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us in that primary next year for John Cornyn, it's
Donald Trump. Now, combine these two things, which we both know.
You won't even get mad at me about it because
you know it's true too. Combine these two things. One,
what if Trump feels like he needs Cornyn, and he
may need Cornan there aren't many senators. What if he
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feels like he needs him for something. Combine that with
the fact that Donald Trump is the worst endorser of
candidates I've ever seen in my entire life. He will
primary Hip Roy and turn around and endorse Lindsey Graham
the next day. He's just terrible at it. I don't
know why, but he is. He's terrible at it. I'm
worried about next year. I'm worried. I will be waiting
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because Trump already said too He's going to weigh in
publicly but didn't say how. I am waiting for the
news to drop any minute of the John Cornan endorsement,
and it's gonna crush me. What Chris Chris said, maybe
he once packed him, but he's staying quiet. Well, I'll say,
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the greatest thing can Paxton has going for him with
that whole thing, is he's ahead in the polls. One
of the reasons Trump endorses horrible loser idiots and the
GOP is he oftentimes endorses the front runner because he
doesn't want to endorse the loser, so he'll pick a
front runner and say that's my guy. Well, if Paxton
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stays comfortably ahead, I have a hard time believing Trump
would jump on board with a loser. If Corn's losing,
Trump would probably just let him go. And so let's
cross our fingers about that. Whatever. I don't want to
talk about this anymore. I want to talk about frustration
with people who don't vote. Giving coupons is gifts. I
want to talk to you about what you can give
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Mom for Mother's Day. You know what Mom wants for
Mother's Day. She wants to be full of energy again.
She doesn't want to have to need an app at
three in the afternoon every day. That's not what Mom wants.
Mom wants to feel energized, focused, good ready to hang
out with you and more importantly, the grandkids. She doesn't
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care about you as much anymore. Why don't you get
mom for Mother's Day? A female vitality stacked from chalk
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Good news, Mom, they're not pills. It's natural. They're natural
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Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday
and Amazing Friday Memory. If you miss any part of
the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. We are going to discuss this u dunning
pool out of Raftsmussen about Democrats and what they want
done to Elon Musk, but that's gonna have to wait
(30:05):
for a few minutes. Let's do some other emails. Jesse
I heard your show. Your son is playing the heavy brass.
The tuba is not for little guys. I'm glad to
hear he didn't inherit your tiny hands. That's so that's
so mean. What do you think about giving coupons for gifts?
I'm asking because you're probably going to get the stare
down from Aubrey if you give her a card that
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says your Mother's Day gift was me sitting through the
rest of the concert the other day. But if you
give her a coupon for sitting through the next concert,
which she was going to make you do anyway, you
can take all the credit, which you enjoy doing. Okay.
I like the whole coupons for gifts thing, all right.
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I like I like the idea of it, but I
won't ever do it because here's what happens. You know
what happens to the little hand written gifts, because ab
and I have actually done this with each other before. Hey,
it's Valentine's Day. Let me put a little hand written
note in there. You get you get a free back
rub or something like that. You cash it in whenever
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you want. I'll make you hold Bady Hamburger Helper whenever
you ask you that that that kind of stuff. We've
done that stuff before. But you know where those things go.
I'll tell you where they go. They disappear into the deepest,
darkest pit on planet Earth. No, it's not the Marianna's
Trench in the Pacific Ocean. It's the gift card drawer.
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That's where they go. They disappear in the drawer where
you put the gift cards and then you forget them
for ever and you never use them. What, Chris, what
do I not use gift cards? I love gift cards.
Chris love gift cards. I prefer gift cards. I prefer
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to give them. I prefer to receive them. But I
am infamous for placing them in a d and forgetting
them whenever I get whatever I'm getting. The last time
I discovered one, I went to water Burger and I
got a double cheeseburger as one does, fries Jalapino ranch,
(32:14):
and I got it. I got a coke because I
was in I was eating bat all right, I got
don't roll your eyes, Chris, I got a coke, and
I kid you not. They forgot my straw. Okay. I
open up the center console to grab a straw, because yes,
I keep spare straws and hot sauce in there. What
do I see a fifteen dollars gift card from water
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Burger after I'd just gone through and paid for it.
The free coupon thing, the hey you can have this thing?
Does it work? Ever, because nobody ever remembers them. Hey, Jesse,
my friend is one of those who claims to be
a conservative Trump supporter, however, does not vote. She accuses
me of being mean when I call her a total fraud, lazy,
(32:58):
and ultimately has nothing to say. What do you think.
I think she's a total fraud and she's lazy, but
I also think that that is human nature. There is
a quote. I've read you this quote before, but there's
a quote I want you to listen to. It's from
this Greek philosopher. I don't even know how to say
(33:20):
his name, Herok Clitoris or something like that, something like that. Anyway,
this is his quote. Out of every hundred men, ten
shouldn't even be there. Eighty are just targets. Nine are
the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them,
for they make the battle. Ah. But the one one
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is a warrior, and he will bring the others back. Now,
that's a great quote about war, but really it's a
quote about humanity. In human nature, that warrior in that
story is you. Not trying to patronize you, But when
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it comes to politically and political involvement, that's you. If
I were to grab one hundred random people off the
street and put them in a room, you probably I
bet you talk down to yourself or think down about yourself.
Do you ever hear something on this show or any
show really that you didn't know? Maybe I talked about
(34:23):
something you didn't know it, and maybe in that moment
maybe you feel dumb. Oh dang, I didn't know that.
Don't do that. I hear stuff I didn't know All
the time. You know so much more than your fellow countryman,
and you care so much more than your fellow countryman,
and you are frustrated because if you could get them
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to care, if you could get them to wake up,
then we could save this place a lot faster and
a lot easier. But they don't care. And I'm not
saying don't keep trying, because you can wake people up,
sometimes some of them. But that quote, it is human nature.
You get one hundred people in a room. The guy
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basically says, eighty of them are are useless, completely useless.
About nine of them will be good for anything. And
then there's the one superstar. He'll be the one that
has to handle the load for practically all hundred people
and drag them all back home. It's not a story
just about war. That's a story about life. Have you
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ever been in a group project? Maybe at work, at school?
Why do people hate group projects? You know who hates
group projects? The person who does something. Because the people
who do something know whenever they're put in a group project,
they'll be full. That group will be full of a
bunch of losers and freeloaders who don't do anything. And
(35:52):
I know because I was always that loser and freeloader
in the group project, especially in school when I didn't
want to study or take part than anything at all.
I know exactly what it's like. That's life. It sucks
for you, the birden. It is a burden to care
more than your fellow countryman. It's a burden you have
(36:14):
to carry though. I'm sorry, but it is a burden.
More responsibility falls on you than should fall on you.
And I'm about to say something a phrase that is
actually banned in my house, and I hardly ever say
it on the air, But I'm gonna say it because
I get it. It's not fair. I know it's not fair.
(36:37):
It's not fair that you you probably have something political
this weekend or next week, you vote in every primary,
you text friends, neighbors, and they don't ever do any
of that. But they get to enjoy in the country.
They get to enjoy the country, the community, the state
that you work for. It's not fair. I know it tough,
(36:59):
that's life, all right. Now. I'll make it a little
easier for you. You can get a free education from
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Book of Genesis, the Fall, the Roman Republic, the Constitution, capitalism.
Go embrace it and enjoy it all. Right now, I
have bad news for you. Remember Linda Fagen at the
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Coast Guard. Remember how I told you, I warned you
that there were fagons everywhere, everywhere. Well, guess what, we've
got another one. Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. Congratulations
to you. You have conquered the week. It's over. It's done.
(00:32):
It's weekend time. There's all kinds of stuff we have
to get to Tonight. We're gonna talk about Democrats getting
what they voted for. Somebody's angry about the whole Ed
Martin thing, Trump pulling the Ed Martin nomination. We'll discuss that.
Somebody wants to talk about giving out coupons as gifts.
Somebody's mad that her friend is too lazy to vote
(00:55):
and get involved all that history. Someone went to their
first pro test. We'll talk about that and so much
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
what I'm about to say is wrong. I'm just gonna
go ahead and get that out of the way first,
(01:15):
and wrong in this way. This is what I mean.
I have this love. You probably shared this with me.
I have this love of bad things happening to bad people.
Bad things happening to bad people makes me smile. I
(01:37):
saw a video one time of some dude, he was
just a thief, grabbed some woman's purse, grabbed her purse.
I think it was in New York City, but it
didn't matter, grabbed her purse, took off running across the street.
Boom gets mowed down by a truck, which he didn't
see as he was running away. He lived by the
way he lived, but he was severely injured, and I
(01:59):
thought it was the greatest thing I've ever seen in
my life. Ha ha ha. Then you want to know
why that's bad, because we always think everyone else is bad.
We never think about ourselves. Right now, I'm glad that
guy's got to get what's coming to him. Well, I
don't want to get what's coming to me anyway. So
what I'm about to say is wrong. Yet I feel
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like I'm coming from a good place when I say this. Democrats,
especially loud activist Democrats, people who vote Democrat and then
suffer under Democrat under communist rule, deserve it. And it
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makes me smile. It makes me laugh a lot. I'll
pair a news story that you probably already heard about
today with an email. Here. The email was this Jesse.
Once I tell people voting Democrats or evil, I believe
I can turn San Diego read again. I believe I
can turns San Diego great again. Guys talking about San Diego. Okay,
(03:04):
I'll pair that with this news story that you did here.
Mandy Moore, she's that singer, actress whatever, slams the LA
wildfire rebuild protocol as heartless, just to recap. You remember
that horrible La wildfire. It was awful, destroyed all these homes,
(03:27):
more than sixteen thousand structures destroyed. And you remember what
I told you right afterwards. Communists run Los Angeles at
every single level in California included, at every single level,
Communists Democrats run that state, and rebuilding is going to
be impossible because communists don't care about humanity or human tragedy.
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Everything's an opportunity. So they're going to take this area
that got torched and they're going to use it as
an opportunity for the revolution. They'll hand out goodies to
their friends, they'll punish their enemies, you know, all the
things communists do. And so here's this rich Hollywood star
and she's frustrated because she can't get things done. Calls
(04:12):
it heartless. But that's that's interesting. She even has a
quote here, shouldn't it shouldn't be surprised, but it's mind boggling,
the red tape and hoops they all put us through.
But here's the thing about that, Mandy, here's the thing.
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It's not mind boggling at all. I am a complete moron,
as you are well aware. I don't even have a degree.
I went to community college. I can't even speak. I
don't even use large words. I got like a two
point four grade point average in high school. I'm a
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complete idiot. And right after the fires were done, when
it was still smoking. You remember I said it on
the air, the rebuild will be a nightmare. So it
wasn't mind boggling to me. I knew it was coming.
Why is it mind boggling to you, Mandy? You see
democrats and this applies to way more than Mandy Moore
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at Los Angeles. This applies to every Democrat who's currently
hate listening to the show. The misery around you, the
violent crime, the illegals, the homeless everywhere, the endless taxes, fees,
red tape, the fact your life continues to get more
(05:37):
expensive and worse, is in no way mind boggling confusing?
Where did this come from the disaster that is the
area you reside in is a direct result of you.
Did you know that, Democrats, you are one hundred percent
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responsible for the miserable existence. Los Angeles is paradise the
guy brought up San Diego. San Diego may be the
greatest place in the country. It's perfect, the weather's perfect.
It's like seventy five twelve months a year, it's perfect.
I love San Diego. If you can't tell I go
there every chance I get. They've trashed that beautiful, beautiful place.
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But it's not a they. I shouldn't put it that way.
You see, they didn't do it. Democrats destroyed San Diego.
They destroyed Los Angeles, and the people who vote Democrat,
they are the ones responsible for the destruction of the area.
It's in no way mind boggling, it's in no way
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confusing at all. Mandy Moore tells every person who will
listen how much of a Democrat she is support Joe Biden.
I'm a lib, I'm a lib. Trump's the devil, over
and over and over and over and over again. She
wakes up one day and she can't rebuild her mansion
in Los Angeles, and she's mind boggled by the whole thing.
(07:01):
There's no mind boggling at all about it. My mind
is completely unboggled. I know exactly why your life is
miserable now. It's because of you. I'm gonna play you,
Brandon Johnson, Mayor of Chicago. Chicago. Maybe you're a city hater,
maybe you're a city lover, maybe you're a city resider.
(07:25):
I'm here to tell you Chicago is way cool. It's
a really cool place. Oh it's just a really It's
an iconic American city, a very very cool place, and
they've just trashed it. Here was Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Six developers, five of which are black, three are women.
We are moving in the right direction, and we're going
to continue to move aggressively with development, particularly for housing
and making it affordable. I promise the last last thing.
Green Social Housing is another initiative that we're putting forward
to create essentially a government, nonprofit entity that allows for
a revolving loan to continue to build more affordable units
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and then to make sure that that affordability remains in place.
Because what happens is you build property, you build homes,
and then of course natural a crew and gentrification takes place.
This is a way to stave off gentrification.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So let me explain what he's talking about there, Because
if you're in Chicago, if you're a Democrat listening in Chicago,
something's going to be happening now in the future, and
you're going to see it. And I want you to
know what's your fault. They hired a development crew and
they choose all choose all DEI hires. We have a
bunch of black people, we have a bunch of women,
we have a Viva via a bear. So they didn't
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hire the most qualified people. Not only do they hire
a bunch of DEI hires, they're putting policies into place
for and I quote, low income housing. So you Democrats
in Chicago, you Chicagoans who vote Democrat every time, you're
going to start seeing housing projects go up. As the
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housing projects go up, a couple things are going to
happen from that. Your property value will go down. The
crime around the housing project will go up as gang
members and criminals move into the housing project. The housing project. Chris,
go ahead and write this one down. Kind of a
futuristic thing, but it's definitely worth writing down. The housing project,
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building and development and all that stuff. It'll be full
of corruption because you hired a bunch of communists to
do it, so there'll be a bunch of payoffs. In fact,
at some point in the future, probably a couple of
years from now, there will be arrests, felonies will come
from all this, because that's what happens when corrupt communist
criminals are handed a bunch of money to do anything.
And if you're looking around at the gangs and the homelessness,
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and your mom just got stabbed, and you don't like
the housing development that just lowered your home value, you
should know if you vote Democrat, you did it. You
are responsible. It's your fault. Chicago got so mad at
their last mayor, Lori Lightfoot, that they practically tossed her
out of office, and then they promptly ran to the
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polls and voted for an admitted socialist because he's black.
If Chicago's going downhill and you voted Democrat, well what
are those magical words we've said over and over and
over again. You voted for this, those magical for words.
Tell your Democrat friends in La Chicago, New York. You
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can yell and scream and pull your hair out about
Donald Trump all you want the condition of your area.
The destruction of America's greatest areas is your fault. Now
let's move on and talk about other things. Talk about
the Ed Martin, DC US attorney thing. Before we do that,
(10:54):
I want to read you this really quickly, Bionic Ankle's oracle.
I wanted to quickly respond to your listener's email from
Wednesday's show, The Blind Person who felt they'd lost everything. Jesse,
you really do feel avoid in many of our lives,
maybe because you're so relatable to the listener. Don't give up.
(11:14):
You have a fellow Jesse family listeners that pray for
you and share your hurt. I've also found that giving
the tunnel to towers and preborn helps me feel connected
and that I make a difference, and would encourage you
to join those families as well, if you're able. God
bless you and your family. Says she's I can say
her name. Her name is Wendy. I get more emails
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about people who give to preborn as a therapy. I
guess I'll put it that way, Jesse. I give to
preborn in honor of my mom, in honor of the
child we lost, in honor of this and honor of that.
If you are so inclined, go save a life with
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We'll be back. You're listening to the ourcle You love
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It's a scream Baby the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, a
fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And so let's
dig into more of your questions slash News of the
Day items. The the Ed Martin thing has many of
you very very upset case you've been gone all week.
(12:33):
Ed Martin was supposed to be the new head US
attorney in DC. Remember the DC area. That that area
is the worst area in the United States of America
as far as an evil judicial system, a communist run
judicial system. That area is the reason all the January
six ers got convicted. That that area, that is, it's
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centralized evil. Ed Martin was going to go in there
clean it up. Tom Tillis destroyed his nomination Trump. You know, well,
all we said this about it.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
We have somebody else that will be great. I just
want to say Ed is unbelievable, and hopefully we can
bring him into whether it's DOJ or whatever, in some capacity,
because really outsind it. To me. It was disappointing. I'll
be honest, I have to be straight. I was disappointed.
A lot of people were disappointed. But that's the way
it works sometimes, you know, that's the way it works.
(13:29):
And he wasn't rejected, but we felt it would be
very it would be hard and we have somebody else.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, he was rejected. They pulled his nomination because he
wasn't going to get through committee because of Tom Tillis.
They did announced it would be Janine Peerie making.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Just minutes ago, one of the co hosts of The
Five Judge, Janine Piro, will be appointed interim United States
Attorney for the District of Columbia. President Trump announced that
on Truth Social just moments ago. Janine was assistant.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, when we got this email, Taco Bell Jesse, I
was very disappointed to hear that President Trump pulled the
nomination of US Attorney Ed Martin. I believe that giving
the communists and rhinos another scalp is like chumming sharks.
I don't understand why he did it? What's going on? Said?
I can say his name? His name is Dave, and
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he did say. PS, did you ever try the taco Bell, Carmel,
Apple and Panada? It was amazing? I did not, but
now I'm mad that I didn't. Hey, Chris, can you
see if they still have that? Please? So maybe we can?
It's gone? When was it there?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Why didn't you tell me about it? Why didn't we
order it? It's already? What do you mean you tried?
I'll try, means I'll fail. I Why was I not notified?
I could have pulled some strings, Chris, I know Mexicans.
We could have gotten in there. And anyway, back to
the story about Ed Martin. Focused Chris, you were disappointed
(14:53):
that Trump pulled the nomination of Ed Martin. You don't
understand why he did it. What's going on? Okay, So
let me lay this out this way. I'm disappointed too.
I I believe, as we've discussed many times before, I
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believe that there is a ten to fifteen person GOP
senator cabal that is stopping us from stopping the communists
in this country. Whenever we have the really important vote,
the really important thing we need, one of them will
step up and stop it. They do it all the time,
over and over and over again. Pick your establishment. God,
(15:35):
they always do it. So you already know that. And look,
those were the guys who stopped Matt Gates from becoming
Attorney General. Again. I don't need your emails. I know
you don't like Matt Gates. I realize that I'm not
best friends with them. I don't know him. I've never
met him. I think he's obnoxious too. But that bulldog
would have blown things up at the DOJ. He was
(15:57):
unafraid to talk about GOP corruption any of that. He
would have kicked in the door of the DOJ and
started putting government people in prison. He was the one
that GOP shot down immediately. Couldn't even get through they
pulled it. And remember back when Trump pulled that, I flipped.
Why did I flip again, It's not somebo out of
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some love or affinity for Matt Gates. I flipped because
I knew exactly as you laid out here, that would
be chum in the water for the swamp if you
give up your Remember it was his first nominee. Matt
Gates was the first one he announced before heg Seth
Rubio anything. It was Matt Gates. He gave him Matt Gates.
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They pooh pooed it, he pulled it, and they marched on.
I think it set a bad example. He just did
the same thing with Ed Martin, gave him a scalp.
It's no mystery who did it. Tom Tillis. As much
as I hate his guts now and forever, at least
he was honest about it. Tom Tillis the Republican who
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destroyed Ed Martin's nomination. And Tom Tillis wasn't even shy
about why he did it. He said on camera, Remember
we played it on camera. He said he doesn't like
Ed Martin for the position because of Ed Martin's position
on January sixth, and Tom Tillis of course thinks January
sixth was like the scariest thing ever and everyone involved
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should be locked in a cage forever. He laid it out. Yeah,
here was if.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Mister Martin were being put forth as a US Attorney
for any district except the district where January sixth happened
the protest happened, I'd probably support them, but not in
this district.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And so Trump pulled his nomination. And I played it already,
but I'll play it again. Remember this is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is not afraid to go both barrels on anyone.
I'm anyone Trump will watch to this day. He'll watch
a movie he doesn't like and go on social media
and call the actor fat and stupid. Trump doesn't care.
(18:02):
But Trump will kill you for that publicly. If you
get on his bad side, he'll crucify you. I have
just in recent memory, Trump has primaried out Bob good,
the most conservative member of the House of Representatives. He's
no longer in the House because of Trump. Trump has
threatened to do the same to Chip Roy and Thomas Massey.
(18:23):
So again, I'm not going to go back and rehash
those things. But Trump is not afraid to challenge gopeers publicly.
Yet Tom Tillis torpedoes his nomination. Trump sounded almost grandfatherly
and gentlely.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We have somebody else that will be great. I just
want to say, Ed is unbelievable, and hopefully we can
bring him into whether it's DOJ or whatever, in some capacity,
because really outstand to me, it was disappointing. I'll be honest,
I have to be straight. I was disappointed. A lot
of people were disappointed, but that's the way it works.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sometimes, well I was disappointed, but that's the way it works.
Like my son came home with a d in math, Well,
I'm disappointed. So what do I think happened? I'll tell
you what I think happened. Next, you're listening to the
Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,
(19:25):
Us and the Beatles bringing you into the weekend. Remember,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
All right, so back to the email, the question the
polling of Ed Martin's nomination from DC. What do I
think happened? There? Here's what I think happened. There are
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some There are some parts about life for all of us,
if we're being honest, that we don't like you. You
have to do certain things in life that you don't like,
that you don't want to do. You have to work
with people you don't want to work with. You know,
one of the best parts of this job, Chris Corey,
(20:06):
cover up your ears. You don't want to know. One
of the best parts of this job. It's the own
job I've ever had in my life like this because
I lived a normal life my whole life, construction and
all kinds of things like that. This is the only
job I've ever had in my life where I got
to hand select the people I work with every single day.
Nobody ever gets that. You probably don't have that. You
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probably work with someone you can't stand right, inevitable, everybody does.
There's somebody in the freaking office. We all have to
do things, work with people, do things we don't like.
It's part of life. What I suspect is United States
senators are incredibly powerful that I know, particularly senators on
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the Judiciary Committee. Let's talk about this for just a
moment here. Committees. It's the nerdy, wonky details of Congress
that most people don't generally care about or pay attention to.
And don't think that you're dumb if you don't, because
I don't that much. But here's how it generally works.
(21:16):
You know, there are committees, you already know that, but
they're not all equal, they're not all the same. There
are committees that are for the pariahs, the annoying ones.
You kind of have to put them on a committee,
but you put them on there. And then there are
the choice committees that have a lot more power in prestige.
(21:38):
And you only get selected for these committees if you
raise a lot of money for the party. You've been
around for a long time, you know what I mean.
If you're a good boy, if you're a good girl.
Like in the House of Representatives, for example, the Ways
and Means Committee, that's a nerdy committee. You don't even
know what that does, right, hugely powerful. If you see
somebody on the Ways and Means Committee, they are in
(22:00):
good with leadership period. The House Armed Services Committee. I
knew former Congressman, great dude, great dude, Duncan Hunters Senior.
I knew his son a little bit. But Duncan Hunters
Senior out of actually San Diego area, long serving congressman
from out there, Vietnam veteran War hero, actually long serving congressman.
(22:22):
Really really great dude. He was formerly the head of
the House Armed Services Committee, and I used to talk
to him all the time stuff. But he was treated
he was royalty as head of the House Armed Services Committee.
Committees very important. The Senate Judiciary Committee might might be
(22:44):
if you were to take all the committees in the
Senate and the House, that might be the most powerful
committee in Washington, d C. If for no other reason
than what you're seeing right now. The US attorneys, the judges,
the critically important positions in our DOJ. They have to
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be filtered through the Senate Judiciary Committee. They have to
be so I know what you would do if you
had controlled the Senate Judiciary Committee. You know what I
would do. We would get as many patriots through as
possible and filter out the COMMI scummedy, I got all that,
But this was a long way of me saying I
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suspect Donald Trump is treating Tom Tillis with kid gloves,
kid gloves that Thomas Massey didn't get, because he needs
Tom Tillis more more than just now Chris. That look,
Chris looks like he just bit into a sour piece
of food or something like that. I know, look, I
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know it sucks. It's awful, and I'm not even excusing it.
I already told you I wish he would have threatened
him publicly. No, I'll come primary you. You send my
attorney through. But I think Trump thinks at least he
needs him, and he may, and frankly right now he does.
If Trump goes to war with Tom Tillis. You can
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argue that that's the end of Tom Tillis's career, and
you may very well be correct, But North Carolina isn't
as red as South Carolina. We may lose that seat
to a Democrat. That then we're really screwed. And yes,
even if it ends Tom Tillis's career, if he goes
to war with Tom Tillis, Trump maybe doesn't get another
nominee through because Tillis is there throwing a wrench in
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the Judiciary Committee. This is my concern. If I'm being franked,
it's fun If frank, it's funny you brought up that name, Chris.
This is my concern with John Cornyan and the primary
John Cornyn has next year. You and I have discussed
this many times before. One of the most critical things
that we need. We have to have it. We need
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a red state, right I know, taken out in a primary.
I'm talking about a senator, not a member of the House,
a senator. It has to happen. So the other Lindsey
Graham John Thune types know it can happen to them.
We have to find somebody and make an example of them.
We have the greatest opportunity to do that next year
(25:20):
I've ever seen in my time, in my twenty years
involved in politics, I've never seen an opportunity this great.
Because Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton will raise good money.
He has statewide name I d everyone already knows it.
He's already pulling comfortably ahead of John Cornyn. We have
our opportunity. It has been handed to us on a
(25:42):
silver platter and the other GOP senators. If we take
out corn because Cornan's going to raise millions and millions
of dollars, He'll be superfunded. If we are able to
take out a super funded Rhino senate Democrat, it would
make Lindsey Graham sit up in his granny panties and
take notice. It would. I could just hear him, now,
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did you believe? Can you believe that? You know what
I mean? But there's a big concern I have, and
I've shared it with you before. There is no voice
in the country that comes close to the power of
Donald Trump's voice when it comes to Republican politics. Not politicians,
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nobody on television, nobody on the radio. I don't care
who the most powerful popular people are. What would that
be a Tucker Carlson, whatever. It doesn't matter who it is.
Nobody can sniff the power of the voice of Donald Trump.
He has been the central figure in GOP politics for
ten years now. If there's one thing that can doom
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us in that primary next year for John Cornyn, it's
Donald Trump. Now, combine these two things, which we both know.
You won't even get mad at me about it because
you know it's true too. Combine these two things. One,
what if Trump feels like he needs Cornyn, and he
may need Cornan there aren't many senators. What if he
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feels like he needs him for something. Combine that with
the fact that Donald Trump is the worst endorser of
candidates I've ever seen in my entire life. He will
primary Hip Roy and turn around and endorse Lindsey Graham
the next day. He's just terrible at it. I don't
know why, but he is. He's terrible at it. I'm
worried about next year. I'm worried. I will be waiting
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because Trump already said too He's going to weigh in
publicly but didn't say how. I am waiting for the
news to drop any minute of the John Cornan endorsement,
and it's gonna crush me. What Chris Chris said, maybe
he once packed him, but he's staying quiet. Well, I'll say,
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the greatest thing can Paxton has going for him with
that whole thing, is he's ahead in the polls. One
of the reasons Trump endorses horrible loser idiots and the
GOP is he oftentimes endorses the front runner because he
doesn't want to endorse the loser, so he'll pick a
front runner and say that's my guy. Well, if Paxton
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stays comfortably ahead, I have a hard time believing Trump
would jump on board with a loser. If Corn's losing,
Trump would probably just let him go. And so let's
cross our fingers about that. Whatever. I don't want to
talk about this anymore. I want to talk about frustration
with people who don't vote. Giving coupons is gifts. I
want to talk to you about what you can give
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Mom for Mother's Day. You know what Mom wants for
Mother's Day. She wants to be full of energy again.
She doesn't want to have to need an app at
three in the afternoon every day. That's not what Mom wants.
Mom wants to feel energized, focused, good ready to hang
out with you and more importantly, the grandkids. She doesn't
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care about you as much anymore. Why don't you get
mom for Mother's Day? A female vitality stacked from chalk
shul Turner knows a fan. I want to take pills.
Good news, Mom, they're not pills. It's natural. They're natural
herbal supplements. And you can let mom know that the
most hardcore anti communists I've ever met in the corporate
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world are the chalkpeople. Nobody, nobody's as hardcore as the chalkpeople.
That's what Mom really wants. Go get her a subscription
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Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday
and Amazing Friday Memory. If you miss any part of
the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. We are going to discuss this u dunning
pool out of Raftsmussen about Democrats and what they want
done to Elon Musk, but that's gonna have to wait
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for a few minutes. Let's do some other emails. Jesse
I heard your show. Your son is playing the heavy brass.
The tuba is not for little guys. I'm glad to
hear he didn't inherit your tiny hands. That's so that's
so mean. What do you think about giving coupons for gifts?
I'm asking because you're probably going to get the stare
down from Aubrey if you give her a card that
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says your Mother's Day gift was me sitting through the
rest of the concert the other day. But if you
give her a coupon for sitting through the next concert,
which she was going to make you do anyway, you
can take all the credit, which you enjoy doing. Okay.
I like the whole coupons for gifts thing, all right.
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I like I like the idea of it, but I
won't ever do it because here's what happens. You know
what happens to the little hand written gifts, because ab
and I have actually done this with each other before. Hey,
it's Valentine's Day. Let me put a little hand written
note in there. You get you get a free back
rub or something like that. You cash it in whenever
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you want. I'll make you hold Bady Hamburger Helper whenever
you ask you that that that kind of stuff. We've
done that stuff before. But you know where those things go.
I'll tell you where they go. They disappear into the deepest,
darkest pit on planet Earth. No, it's not the Marianna's
Trench in the Pacific Ocean. It's the gift card drawer.
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That's where they go. They disappear in the drawer where
you put the gift cards and then you forget them
for ever and you never use them. What, Chris, what
do I not use gift cards? I love gift cards.
Chris love gift cards. I prefer gift cards. I prefer
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to give them. I prefer to receive them. But I
am infamous for placing them in a d and forgetting
them whenever I get whatever I'm getting. The last time
I discovered one, I went to water Burger and I
got a double cheeseburger as one does, fries Jalapino ranch,
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and I got it. I got a coke because I
was in I was eating bat all right, I got
don't roll your eyes, Chris, I got a coke, and
I kid you not. They forgot my straw. Okay. I
open up the center console to grab a straw, because yes,
I keep spare straws and hot sauce in there. What
do I see a fifteen dollars gift card from water
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Burger after I'd just gone through and paid for it.
The free coupon thing, the hey you can have this thing?
Does it work? Ever, because nobody ever remembers them. Hey, Jesse,
my friend is one of those who claims to be
a conservative Trump supporter, however, does not vote. She accuses
me of being mean when I call her a total fraud, lazy,
(32:58):
and ultimately has nothing to say. What do you think.
I think she's a total fraud and she's lazy, but
I also think that that is human nature. There is
a quote. I've read you this quote before, but there's
a quote I want you to listen to. It's from
this Greek philosopher. I don't even know how to say
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his name, Herok Clitoris or something like that, something like that. Anyway,
this is his quote. Out of every hundred men, ten
shouldn't even be there. Eighty are just targets. Nine are
the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them,
for they make the battle. Ah. But the one one
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is a warrior, and he will bring the others back. Now,
that's a great quote about war, but really it's a
quote about humanity. In human nature, that warrior in that
story is you. Not trying to patronize you, But when
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it comes to politically and political involvement, that's you. If
I were to grab one hundred random people off the
street and put them in a room, you probably I
bet you talk down to yourself or think down about yourself.
Do you ever hear something on this show or any
show really that you didn't know? Maybe I talked about
(34:23):
something you didn't know it, and maybe in that moment
maybe you feel dumb. Oh dang, I didn't know that.
Don't do that. I hear stuff I didn't know All
the time. You know so much more than your fellow countryman,
and you care so much more than your fellow countryman,
and you are frustrated because if you could get them
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to care, if you could get them to wake up,
then we could save this place a lot faster and
a lot easier. But they don't care. And I'm not
saying don't keep trying, because you can wake people up,
sometimes some of them. But that quote, it is human nature.
You get one hundred people in a room. The guy
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basically says, eighty of them are are useless, completely useless.
About nine of them will be good for anything. And
then there's the one superstar. He'll be the one that
has to handle the load for practically all hundred people
and drag them all back home. It's not a story
just about war. That's a story about life. Have you
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ever been in a group project? Maybe at work, at school?
Why do people hate group projects? You know who hates
group projects? The person who does something. Because the people
who do something know whenever they're put in a group project,
they'll be full. That group will be full of a
bunch of losers and freeloaders who don't do anything. And
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I know because I was always that loser and freeloader
in the group project, especially in school when I didn't
want to study or take part than anything at all.
I know exactly what it's like. That's life. It sucks
for you, the birden. It is a burden to care
more than your fellow countryman. It's a burden you have
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to carry though. I'm sorry, but it is a burden.
More responsibility falls on you than should fall on you.
And I'm about to say something a phrase that is
actually banned in my house, and I hardly ever say
it on the air, But I'm gonna say it because
I get it. It's not fair. I know it's not fair.
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It's not fair that you you probably have something political
this weekend or next week, you vote in every primary,
you text friends, neighbors, and they don't ever do any
of that. But they get to enjoy in the country.
They get to enjoy the country, the community, the state
that you work for. It's not fair. I know it tough,
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that's life, all right. Now. I'll make it a little
easier for you. You can get a free education from
Hillsdale College. Doesn't that make it better? I would think
it does. Look even, you know what, here's a perfect
opportunity for your normy friends. Why don't you get them
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to take a free course or two from Hillsdale. They're
offering more than forty courses online for free. Hey tell you,
tell your friend, why don't you learn about capitalism? Hillsdale
will teach you at no cost. You're not even selling
her anything. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jetsy slash Jesse. You
know why I can't say my name Hillsdale dot Edu
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slash Jesse. There's no cost more than forty courses for free.
Book of Genesis, the Fall, the Roman Republic, the Constitution, capitalism.
Go embrace it and enjoy it all. Right now, I
have bad news for you. Remember Linda Fagen at the
(38:08):
Coast Guard. Remember how I told you, I warned you
that there were fagons everywhere, everywhere. Well, guess what, we've
got another one. Hang on,
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