November 26, 2025 • 39 mins
Praying for those in need. Never forgetting the little blessings. Being a Democrat means enduring a daily humiliation ritual and denying basic facts. A genuine resignation vs a grift. Sauce people need an act to protect their rights. Democrats have been ramping up this violent rhetoric. Twisting up malcontents to action.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a wonderful Wednesday,
hoop d and I'm going to look, I'm gonna talk
about the heavy stuff here in the open in a minute.
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I'm warning you right now, I'm gonna do that. And
then we are moving on and we're gonna do our
Thanksgiving show and talk about things we're thankful for. And
yes we'll hit on other political things and laugh about
the Crown Act and do that, but we are gonna
talk about things we're thankful for. Talk about the things
you're thankful for. This is a time to celebrate things
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and be grateful to God for the blessings large and
small we all have in our lives. That's what this
show is going to be. But I sadly cannot do
that right away as was my intention. My intention was
going to immediately start talking about Thanksgiving and being thankful.
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But we are going to talk briefly, just for a
couple of minutes, about what happened in Washington, d C.
What Chris three hours ago, two three hours ago, I
would say, in case you are not aware, you know,
the National Guard was in d c. Trump deployed them
to DC because he technically has federal control over DC,
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so you can do that, and then they can essentially
be the cops of DC if he wants them to be.
And a couple National Guard troops got gunned down in
d C a few hours ago, the night before Thanksgiving.
I'm going to save most of my political commentary before
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we talk about anything else. I want to say, now
is the time to pray. And no, we're not doing
any thoughts and prayers. No, now is the time to
pray for that family. There is a God, he is real,
he listens, and there is a family right now too.
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Families the night before Thanksgiving they got a phone call,
maybe even a knock at the door. And can you
even imagine can you even imagine the heartbreak, the anguish.
You know who's not thinking about turkey and stuffing? Right now?
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Two National Guard families, their worst nightmare has come home
and they need your prayer. They need it badly. Please
don't look. I don't care if you turn off the show.
Turn off the show. That prayer you're going to say
is more important than this show. I promise you that,
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bow your head, close your eyes. If you're not driving,
and say a prayer of comfort for those families. They
need it and they freaking deserve it all right now,
now that we have prayed, I keep saying that we
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have become a culture of assassination, that more people will die.
And it doesn't take any kind of a super genius
to see what has happened. It's not hard. What has
happened is we have a significant percentage of the American
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people are now mentally ill, probably many are demonic as well.
And when you combine that with the never ending rhetoric
of our politicians on the left, this apocalyptic rhetoric, this,
you know, the Nazi Hitler rhetoric, those two things combined
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are going to be combustible. They're going to be combustible.
I've told you before, I don't want you to ever
commit acts of violence. I don't want to commit any
more acts of violence in my life. I hope I've
done the last of my violence. But if I were
to say, if I were to sit here right in
front of Chris and Corey and tell them I want
you to go find a Democrat and punch them in
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the face, I probably could say that private Lea to
Chris and Corey because they're both solid human beings and
family men and they're not going to do it. But
I can't sit and say that to the radio audience
because there might be somebody listening right now who's enough
of a nutball that there's a chance he goes and
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does it, and then I would feel responsible for for that.
Now that's you, not not you. I'm not worried about
you in particular, but someone out there. Now, think about
how completely mentally broken and soulace the base of the
Democrat Party is, with all the endless LGBTQ filth and
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this and that, broken, demonic, angry, bitter, and then every day,
day after day, you're tuning into whatever garbage you happy
to listen to on the left, and you hear this
kind of crowd.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We believe that the National Guard and the military occupation
is the first step into rounding black people up and
putting them in detainment camps here in Washington, DC and
around the United States of America.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Now that doesn't move you to action, Praise God, But
you're not a mentally ill, demonic Democrat freak. How many
of those people do you have to say that stuff too?
Before they act. This stuff is not done. This is
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going to be how we live now because we first
mentally broke so many people and then we speak to
them like this. I just don't even know why there
aren't uprisings all over the country, and maybe there will be.
People need to start taking to the streets. This is
a dictator.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There needs to be unrest in the streets for as
long as there's unrest in our lives.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Enemies of the state, show me where it says that
protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Do something about your dad's immigration practices. Effectless comment, They go, low,
We can't. How do you resist the temptation to run
up and wring her neck?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The biggest terror.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Threat in this country is white men, most of them
radicalized to the right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I thought you should have punihed him in the face,
they say, even if you lost, he insulted your wife,
he's on the escalator and called Mexican's rapist immersed. He said, well,
what do you think I should do?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I think you should punch him in the face and
then gotten out of the race.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You would have been a hero. I'd like to punch
him in the face.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I said, if we're in high school, I'd take you
behind the gym and beat the hell.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Out of him. Punch some people in the face. When
was the last time an actor assassinated to president? They're
still going to have to go out and put a
bullet in Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And that's a fact.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Where is John Wilkes booth when you need?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the
White House? How many people have to hear that before
you find one who acts on that. Speaking specifically about
the National Guard, remember United States Senator Melissa Slotkin on
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ABC Coast to Coast ABC, Shoot That's International, said this, Well,
let's talk right now. Do you believe President Trump has
issued any illegal orders?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
To my knowledge, I am not aware of things that
are illegal, but certainly there are some legal gymnastics that
are going on with these Caribbean strikes and everything related
to Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hey, these illegal orders and what about the National Guard? Hey, Aliska, Hey, Alissa,
what are you worried about?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Look at these videos coming out of places like Chicago.
It makes me incredibly nervous that we're about to see
people in law enforcement, people in uniform, military get nervous,
get stressed, shoot at American civilians. It is very a
very very stressful situation for these law enforcement and for
the communities on the ground. So it was basically a
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warning to say, like if you're asked to do something,
particularly against American citizens.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This endless, relentless communist rhetoric from the elite communists is
interpreted by the street animals as orders. You don't interpret
things that your politicians say as orders, because you're a
normal human being. But if you've spent any time around
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mentally ill people, they don't hear things like you hear things.
They don't interpret things like you interpret things. You take
somebody who's bitter, maybe has nothing to live for, maybe
a religious motivation of some kind mixed in there. He
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takes on drugs, almost always on some sort of drug,
be them legal drugs or otherwise. And you tell that
person every single day, Nazi Hitler, Nazi hitler, bringing back
the slave patrols, Nazi Hitler, Nazi Hitler. That person might
just wake up one day thinking they're the good guy,
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pick up a weapon and go do something awful. And
I am sorry to tell you it's not going to stop.
It's not going to change. Democrats didn't stop talking this
way after Steve Scalise was gunned down. They didn't stop
talking this way after Donald Trump was shot in the head.
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They didn't stop talking this way after Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
And they're not going to stop talking this way tomorrow
because they want these things to happen. I'm sorry, say
a prayer for these families. We're going to move on
and do our Thanksgiving show now, all right, all right?
Speaking of Thanksgiving, you gather them with family. I want you,
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to think about every generation of your family that may
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We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fan fantastic Wednesday.
I know that's some terrible news we just covered. We're
going to set that aside. I felt obligated to talk
about it. But this is mainly going to be as
I told you. It was a show about giving thanks,
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a Thanksgiving show, your stories about giving thanks. And yes,
there are things we're going to touch on. You know,
we're going to touch on the thing that Josh Shapiro
and Pennsylvania just passed about hair freedom, the Crown Act.
We're going to talk about some ridiculous things during this show,
and of course we're going to get to BK and
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Julie Kelly and talk Thanksgiving things. But I wanted this
really to be about you and the reason, the reason
I wanted to do this show is we all have
times in our life. I most definitely have had many
where we lack gratitude because life is hard, because we're
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going through horrible things, jobless, a disease, or you're single,
or just there are so many hard things that come
in this life, and in those moments, it's easy to
feel sorry for yourself. I have, and it's easy to
think I have nothing to be thankful for. But when
you hear the stories from other people, it reminds you
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you're not alone. It reminds you there are things to
be grateful for, things large and small. Let's deal this tonight.
This is a show about gratitude, gratitude to God for
the things we have. Hey, Jesse, this Thanksgiving, our family
is deeply grateful that our oldest son, our nineteen year
old joy Boy, is alive. In June, he miraculously survived
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a horrific motorcycle accident that caused massive internal bleeding. We
were told eighty five percent chance he would not survive.
He lost a kidney and was paralyzed from the waist
down for two weeks. We didn't know if our baby
would live, although he spent eighty days away from home
fighting to get strong enough to return. We don't know
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why this happened. Many times we all have moments of
sadness and anger with our new normal, but the alternative
of him not being with us anymore is unthinkable, and
we know God has big plans for him. We're so
thankful that today, just five months later, he is home
and thriving in his recovery in rehab and steal our
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joy boy, Praise God, Thank you for a fun and
uplifting show. Happy Thanksgiving. Think about that, Think about that moment.
As a parent, I have one son who's driving, another
who's learning and just sucks at it because he's learning,
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Like it's not his fault. He'llens up being a fine driver,
But who's good at it? When you start out right,
you don't know how to break out to turn it,
and you think about it. I try not to dwell
on it, and we let him go fly. Today we
send them to the grocery store on their own obbs.
They're baking all the stuff for Thanksgiving, and she was like,
you always are short a couple things in the kitchen
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because she's baking for this and baking for that. Boys
go to the store, here's your list, and it goes
through your head. It just flashes. You don't want to
do I want to just flashes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
There's a lot of idiots out there, a lot of
people don't know what they're doing, a lot of drunks,
a lot of drugged out people, women on the road.
You never know what might happen. What if you get
that call, get to the hospital, what if you get
that call. That's a wonderful story. I pray for that family.
Glad he survived. Keep churning and burning, Jesse. I survived
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a ruptured brain aneurysm over the summer with no follow
on issues so far. I still get to enjoy my home,
family and my two adorable little buddies and watch them grow.
Between that and still hearing everyone make fun of your
teeny weeny hand, I can't ask for anything more. Well,
a hand thing is not nice, but I won't go
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into the details of it because it's personal and it's
still very fresh. Recently, there is a family in our
lives where the father just passed on in his thirties,
young kids, and you think about these stories of hey
diagnose with pancreatic cancer gone in six months, brain aneurysm gone.
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And it does remind you that every day is a blessing.
And I know that's the most cliche thing in the world,
isn't it. Every day above ground's a good day. I've
said it myself a million times. But doesn't that sound
so lame when you're sitting there on the side of
the road. You got laid off last week, you can't
pay the bills, you just got a flat tire. You
know you probably can't even afford to replace it. And
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then you hear somebody say to you, every day is
a blessing. Don't you just want to punch him in
the face. It doesn't feel like a blessing. This day sucks,
but it really really is. Any moment for any of
us could be the last. If you're still here breathing
the air, that's a good day. Think about Look think
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about that story we just talked about from DC. Think
about that how terrible that is. Think about the people
who now won't be home for Thanksgiving. Any day, any
moment could be my last day on earth. I might
die right now, might get my car on the way home,
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and somebody who gets a little too hammered, gets behind
the wheel, blows the red light and too bad, so
sad tomorrow. It's a fill in host. Oh, actually it'll
be a feeling host. Anyways, it's Thanksgiving, but Monday you're
banking on me coming back. It's a fill in host.
And you find out on the internet nets and Jesse's
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no longer with us. Could easily happen. Every day above
ground is a good day. We are going to continue
to read these emails and talk about the things we're
thankful for. I'm going to pause on that briefly to
make fun of Pennsylvania and how insane democrats are. Before
we do that, I wanted to make sure you knew
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Speaker 2 (19:34):
Catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
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Speaker 4 (19:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday,
the day before Thanksgiving, before we gather with friends, family,
whoever you're gathering with tomorrow, and we give thanks to
God for our endless, endless blessings.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm so grateful. I'm not a Democrat. I think about
this sometimes. It's not just the bitterness and anger, the
street animals and the demonic nature of the whole kind
of leftist capal. I think about being a Democrat politician
and the humiliation ritual you have to endure to placate
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all the completely bonkers wings of the Democrat Party, the
things you have to do. For instance of Eric Swallwell,
he's that loser Dork congressman from California. He's running for governor,
and audience member asks him about trannies. This we'll get
back to Pennsylvania in a minute and listen to listen
to his answer. He knows he can't answer to.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
The issue of men, men, men in women's faces harassing.
You said it wasn't a thing. Fourteen times you said
it wasn't a thing. So I need you to show
all the women of California that you're gonna protect us.
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Are they gonna be men allowed in the women's room anymore?
We need to know answers straight. Are there gonna be women?
Are you against men in the women's locker rooms and sports?
That's all you need to answer.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I tell you, I know it's happening all of your
can't he can't let him keep going. He can't answer it.
Think about not being think about being so beholden to insane.
Sick demanded freak, demanded freaks that you can't answer this question. America.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
There are forty and they are forty five men.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You got it, Bigs, wouldn't it be exhausting? Josh Shapiro
is the governor of Pennsylvania. He's signed I can't even
get it out. You can't get it out. He signed
a bill yesterday, it was a hair freedom bill. I
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just I'll let him go ahead and.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Say today, when I sign the Crown Act into law.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That will be. I still can't let him keep coting
the Crown Act.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Today. When I sign the Crown Act into law, that
will be. That will be the next step in making
good on that promise of bringing about real freedom for
all Pennsylvanians. Look, we know that this is an issue
that dishproportionately affects black Pennsylvanians who wear their hair and
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protective styles like locks and natural braids or twists, and
it can manifest itself in a number of different ways,
from someone getting fired simply because of how they look,
or maybe someone getting passed over for a job because
of the way they wear their hair. That's unacceptable, and
in a moment, it will be illegal.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
People the Crown Act, the crowd acted, and of course
it's going to be a disaster. And of course they
had to have the activist step up.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Now, hair discrimination is part of the protected class of race,
which is in the PA Human Relations Act, So they
could call their statewide pensul Human Relations Commission, and are
also satellite offices all across the state.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The Crown Act just you know, and you know, here's
the thing, you know, Josh Shapiro, you know the second
this issue came before him, because it came before him
a long time before he had to sign the Act.
You know, internally, at least he went, oh, gosh, what
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are you? What are you? We have to do that,
do we? And you know, I probably even asked someone
close to him, is this something we have to do?
And somebody told him, listen, Governor, the fake civil rights
movement has to be placated, okay, and we're gonna call
it the Crown Act, and it's gonna be embarrassing and
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you're gonna have to get up there and you're gonna
have to pretend that black people don't get jobs because
of dreadlocks. And I'm sorry, but in order to keep
the Democrat coalition together and get you elected governor again,
this is something we have to do. And you know,
whether it was insider on the outside, and you know,
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he's thinking to himself, oh my freaking goodness, please, no,
is there any other way? And someone told him, Governor, no,
this is no other way you have to sign the
Crown Act. Hey Bronco, I was listening to your discussion
about people resigning from Congress. One thing I'll never understand
is why these individuals aren't ashamed to make it about them.
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If somebody has voted in for two years, they have
no right to bail out early Mark Green of ten
season example, if you run, you shouldn't dare. Where's the
sense of duty? Jesse. I'll just say again, I'll repeat
again what I said yesterday. When somebody on the right
resigns suddenly or leaves the movement suddenly, and this is
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not just about your Marjorie Taylor Green leaving. It's really not,
because it happens all the time. Remember all the resignations
from Trump's White House, and remember all that. The only
way to tell the genuineness. And I don't know if
that's a word, but I went to community college. The
genuineness of the reasons they left. It's not by what
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they say. It's not by what their fans say. It's
not by what their haters say. It's not by the
public statements they put out. The only way you can
tell how genuine someone is when they step up and
say I'm leaving. There is no more America. First, America's finished.
The Republican parties over. But the only way you can
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tell how genuine that is is by what comes after? Right?
What comes after? Meaning this, If I step up right
now and I tell you our two party system is broken,
the Republican Party can't possibly be fixed. I don't believe
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anyone wants to save America. So I've had enough and
I'm resigning from Congress. I don't want to stay in
this fight anymore. I am out. Okay, maybe you're yelling
at me, maybe you're cheering. Okay. If I do that
and then you don't hear from me anymore, I go
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back to the private sector. I essentially retire from the
public eye. Then, whether you love me or hate me,
what I said was probably really genuine. But if I
make that same statement, Republican Party can't be saved. I resigned.
I don't want to be in Congress anymore. And two
weeks later, it's announced that I've just signed a multimillion
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dollar deal with the view to take a steaming dump
on Republicans every single day. Then it wasn't genuine at all.
It was just a big scam because I found a
better deal to make money. And that's how you remember
other resignations from Trump's White House, some of them, some
of them actually did just resign and kind of moved on.
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Maybe they stayed in politics, but quietly moved on to
this think tank or this pack or something like that.
And then some of them immediately had a book published
somehow it was already written, had a book published in
a week, and they were on MSNBC and CNN every
single night telling everybody that Donald Trump was the Antichrist
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and the world was going to come to an end.
And that told you all you needed to know. I'm
not saying this about recent resignations. This is one of
these lessons we have to learn forever, because wherever we
will run into this forever, as long as you and
I are involved in politics, there will be people who
will step up and make a public spectacle about being out.
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I'm leaving. I don't like this, I quit, I retire.
And the only way you can tell how genuine they
are is what comes next, not what they say. What
comes next. Your liberal aunt Peggy comes to you and
tells you that she's finally had enough of being obese
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he's right. Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a wonderful Wednesday. Remember you can still email us.
We are live tonight Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Chris that was Genesis? That was really weird? What song
was that? It was awful? What was that? I actually
like Genesis too, but I felt like I was on drugs.
Let's do some more thankful emails, Jesse oh Man, this
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is a tough one. This past summer. My wife lost
her mom. Her father is terminally ill. My mom's health
is critical and we don't think she'll be able to
make it to Christmas. Our oldest daughter is waiting to
see an oncologist to confirm or rule out leukemia or
some rare blood infection. After driving six hours round trip
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to spend Thanksgiving with my father in law, I'll be
making the thirteen hour drive home to see my mom
for what will be her last Thanksgiving holiday. I'm thankful
that our oldest daughter will be making this a father
daughter trip and we can discuss not only her illness,
but life in general and how short and sweet it
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can be. I'm thankful that I'll hopefully get one last
opportunity to sit with my mom, make some videos for
our grandson, and hold her and tell her how much
of an inspiration she is and how much I love
her one last time. It's going to be a tough
path to walk this holiday season, But what I'm thankful
for the most is that the Good Lord doesn't let
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us walk it alone. Wonderful Thanksgiving, Jesse, Chris and Corey,
Thanks for all you do. Brings it home. Huh even
and all that thankful thankful for something. There's something for
everybody to be thankful for, and we need to remember
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it all right. We need to remember it even in
the darkest times. You're out of work, you're broke, everyone's sick.
People were dying. Maybe you're dying. Maybe you're listening to
me right now, and you're dying. And it's hard to
sit there and think, what in the world should I
be thankful for. I'm about to leave this life. There's
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still things you can be thankful for. You had one.
So many people didn't you had one, Jesse. This year,
I'm grateful for the happiness and health of my children,
my employment, and my daughter in my baptisms a few
months a few months ago. How about that praise Jesus.
I'm also thankful for conservative podcasts like yours. I listen
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to many many, but yours is the best mixture of
hard facts and random adhd rants. I don't go on
random h adhd rants? Do I do that?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
What does that mean? I do not what the sauce
ran from last night? That wasn't adhd? I care. I
have always had a heart for oppressed peoples. I always
have for people who are discriminated against. What Chris, that's
(33:38):
exactly right. Jewish producer Christians had a brilliant idea. You
know how they have the Crown Act in Pennsylvania Today.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
When I sign the Crown Act into law.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
That will be.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
That will be the next step in making good on
that promise of bringing about real freedom for all Pennsylvania. Look,
we know that this is an issue the dish proper.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hear me out. I'm just doing this live, So we're
just gonna have to riff on this. They have the
Crown Act. What if we sauce people get the Cream Act? No, Chris,
what the Cream Act? We I deserve my cream. You
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deserve your cream. You ordered the cream, the waitress didn't
bring it. You have no legal recourse. You know you're
not even going to get your money back because the
cream will come magically about a half a second after
you're done. Where's your justice? Where's my justice? The Cream Act? Chris?
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I like it. We might. We might workshop the name
a little. I'm not sure if I need to, but
I don't even know what it stands for. Well, I'm
gonna come up with something during the break, and then
we're going to go with it. In fact, I'm going
to text every legislator I know and tell them to
start working on it. There you go, Chris Jesse. I
know I'm sending this a little early, but you were
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asking us to email things we're thankful for. My husband
lost his job in March. Took him four months in
about one hundred and fifty applications, but he found a
new job this passed July. It pays the same as
he was making before. The commute is only twenty minutes.
Oh that's glorious. It's a company that manufactures their product
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in the USA, and he really loves it. Praise God
and all his blessings. Ay men. I every guy, if
he lives long enough, and I guess some women now
that we allowed him in the workforce, every guy, if
he lives long enough, will have a job with a
commute that grinds him down to the nubs. I've had
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so many of these. Honestly, that's been most of my jobs,
brutally long commutes. I've told you when I lived in DC,
I lived. It was only there for a year, but
I lived eleven miles from the office from our house
in Northern Virginia, Alexandria, to DC. Eleven miles. There were
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days I believe my record was an hour in twenty
one minutes to get home eleven miles, an hour in
twenty one minutes. I went to Chicago recently, remember for
that Radio Hall of Fame thing. No, sadly, I wasn't
getting inducted. I know you're going to find that shocking,
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but the Radio Hall of Fame thing. I go to Chicago,
and as I was leaving, I'll fast forward. When I
was leaving, it was twenty minutes from my hotel to
the Chicago Airport Ohare. I was flying out of Ohare
twenty minutes hotel of the airport. But when I got there,
I think it was a Friday afternoon. When I got there,
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it was an hour in ten minutes. A twenty minute
commute was an hour and ten minutes. The people who
do that, if you're one of those people, maybe you're
in the car right now, maybe as you're listening to
the sound of my voice, you are in the car
heading two or from work, and this is you. You
have one of these grinding commutes that it's just the
most soul sucking thing in the world. I wanted to
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say this to you right now, and I mean it
with all my heart. I am grateful for you. I
am grateful that there are people who are quality enough
human beings, hardworking enough, trying to make ends meet. Trying
to provide for their families that they're willing to go
through that freaking miserable grind every single day. It sucks
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if you have a commute twenty minutes or less. I
would say probably say thirty or less, but twenty is,
in my opinion, the sweet spot twenty or less. If
you have a commute that's twenty minutes or less and
you haven't thought of it, now is a really good
time to bow your head and close your eyes. And
I'm not even kidding thank God for it, because I've
lived on the other half and it friggin sucks. My wrong, Chris,
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it's freaking horrible. All right, we still have two more
hours of stuff to be grateful for. We'll talk to
b K about what weird health food, workout freak Thanksgiving
meals he eats Julie Kelly in the final hour. All
that and more still to come on the Jesse Kelly Show.
You know what I'm grateful for. I'm grateful that aub
did not notice I'm wearing the same pair of pants
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two days in a row. Why it's the only pair
of everywhere pants from Cozy Earth that I know. Oh, Chris,
you think I'm lying. I'm on camera, buddy, right there.
Told you, told you, Oh, I tell the truth. When
you own a pair of everywhere pants from Cozy Earth,
you don't have to choose between comfort or style. They
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look great, but it's like wearing freaking sweatpants, but this stretchy, soft, gloriousness.
Get some Cozy Earth in your life. It's like it's
like being home all day long, and then when you
get home, the towels, the robes, you want to be
a robe guy, the sheets, all of it. Huge Black
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a wonderful Wednesday,
hoop d and I'm going to look, I'm gonna talk
about the heavy stuff here in the open in a minute.
(00:32):
I'm warning you right now, I'm gonna do that. And
then we are moving on and we're gonna do our
Thanksgiving show and talk about things we're thankful for. And
yes we'll hit on other political things and laugh about
the Crown Act and do that, but we are gonna
talk about things we're thankful for. Talk about the things
you're thankful for. This is a time to celebrate things
(00:53):
and be grateful to God for the blessings large and
small we all have in our lives. That's what this
show is going to be. But I sadly cannot do
that right away as was my intention. My intention was
going to immediately start talking about Thanksgiving and being thankful.
(01:14):
But we are going to talk briefly, just for a
couple of minutes, about what happened in Washington, d C.
What Chris three hours ago, two three hours ago, I
would say, in case you are not aware, you know,
the National Guard was in d c. Trump deployed them
to DC because he technically has federal control over DC,
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so you can do that, and then they can essentially
be the cops of DC if he wants them to be.
And a couple National Guard troops got gunned down in
d C a few hours ago, the night before Thanksgiving.
I'm going to save most of my political commentary before
(02:02):
we talk about anything else. I want to say, now
is the time to pray. And no, we're not doing
any thoughts and prayers. No, now is the time to
pray for that family. There is a God, he is real,
he listens, and there is a family right now too.
(02:23):
Families the night before Thanksgiving they got a phone call,
maybe even a knock at the door. And can you
even imagine can you even imagine the heartbreak, the anguish.
You know who's not thinking about turkey and stuffing? Right now?
(02:45):
Two National Guard families, their worst nightmare has come home
and they need your prayer. They need it badly. Please
don't look. I don't care if you turn off the show.
Turn off the show. That prayer you're going to say
is more important than this show. I promise you that,
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bow your head, close your eyes. If you're not driving,
and say a prayer of comfort for those families. They
need it and they freaking deserve it all right now,
now that we have prayed, I keep saying that we
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have become a culture of assassination, that more people will die.
And it doesn't take any kind of a super genius
to see what has happened. It's not hard. What has
happened is we have a significant percentage of the American
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people are now mentally ill, probably many are demonic as well.
And when you combine that with the never ending rhetoric
of our politicians on the left, this apocalyptic rhetoric, this,
you know, the Nazi Hitler rhetoric, those two things combined
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are going to be combustible. They're going to be combustible.
I've told you before, I don't want you to ever
commit acts of violence. I don't want to commit any
more acts of violence in my life. I hope I've
done the last of my violence. But if I were
to say, if I were to sit here right in
front of Chris and Corey and tell them I want
you to go find a Democrat and punch them in
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the face, I probably could say that private Lea to
Chris and Corey because they're both solid human beings and
family men and they're not going to do it. But
I can't sit and say that to the radio audience
because there might be somebody listening right now who's enough
of a nutball that there's a chance he goes and
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does it, and then I would feel responsible for for that.
Now that's you, not not you. I'm not worried about
you in particular, but someone out there. Now, think about
how completely mentally broken and soulace the base of the
Democrat Party is, with all the endless LGBTQ filth and
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this and that, broken, demonic, angry, bitter, and then every day,
day after day, you're tuning into whatever garbage you happy
to listen to on the left, and you hear this
kind of crowd.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We believe that the National Guard and the military occupation
is the first step into rounding black people up and
putting them in detainment camps here in Washington, DC and
around the United States of America.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Now that doesn't move you to action, Praise God, But
you're not a mentally ill, demonic Democrat freak. How many
of those people do you have to say that stuff too?
Before they act. This stuff is not done. This is
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going to be how we live now because we first
mentally broke so many people and then we speak to
them like this. I just don't even know why there
aren't uprisings all over the country, and maybe there will be.
People need to start taking to the streets. This is
a dictator.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There needs to be unrest in the streets for as
long as there's unrest in our lives.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Enemies of the state, show me where it says that
protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Do something about your dad's immigration practices. Effectless comment, They go, low,
We can't. How do you resist the temptation to run
up and wring her neck?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The biggest terror.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Threat in this country is white men, most of them
radicalized to the right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I thought you should have punihed him in the face,
they say, even if you lost, he insulted your wife,
he's on the escalator and called Mexican's rapist immersed. He said, well,
what do you think I should do?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I think you should punch him in the face and
then gotten out of the race.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You would have been a hero. I'd like to punch
him in the face.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I said, if we're in high school, I'd take you
behind the gym and beat the hell.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Out of him. Punch some people in the face. When
was the last time an actor assassinated to president? They're
still going to have to go out and put a
bullet in Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And that's a fact.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Where is John Wilkes booth when you need?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the
White House? How many people have to hear that before
you find one who acts on that. Speaking specifically about
the National Guard, remember United States Senator Melissa Slotkin on
(07:49):
ABC Coast to Coast ABC, Shoot That's International, said this, Well,
let's talk right now. Do you believe President Trump has
issued any illegal orders?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
To my knowledge, I am not aware of things that
are illegal, but certainly there are some legal gymnastics that
are going on with these Caribbean strikes and everything related
to Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hey, these illegal orders and what about the National Guard? Hey, Aliska, Hey, Alissa,
what are you worried about?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Look at these videos coming out of places like Chicago.
It makes me incredibly nervous that we're about to see
people in law enforcement, people in uniform, military get nervous,
get stressed, shoot at American civilians. It is very a
very very stressful situation for these law enforcement and for
the communities on the ground. So it was basically a
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warning to say, like if you're asked to do something,
particularly against American citizens.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This endless, relentless communist rhetoric from the elite communists is
interpreted by the street animals as orders. You don't interpret
things that your politicians say as orders, because you're a
normal human being. But if you've spent any time around
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mentally ill people, they don't hear things like you hear things.
They don't interpret things like you interpret things. You take
somebody who's bitter, maybe has nothing to live for, maybe
a religious motivation of some kind mixed in there. He
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takes on drugs, almost always on some sort of drug,
be them legal drugs or otherwise. And you tell that
person every single day, Nazi Hitler, Nazi hitler, bringing back
the slave patrols, Nazi Hitler, Nazi Hitler. That person might
just wake up one day thinking they're the good guy,
(09:54):
pick up a weapon and go do something awful. And
I am sorry to tell you it's not going to stop.
It's not going to change. Democrats didn't stop talking this
way after Steve Scalise was gunned down. They didn't stop
talking this way after Donald Trump was shot in the head.
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They didn't stop talking this way after Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
And they're not going to stop talking this way tomorrow
because they want these things to happen. I'm sorry, say
a prayer for these families. We're going to move on
and do our Thanksgiving show now, all right, all right?
Speaking of Thanksgiving, you gather them with family. I want you,
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I want you to think about tomorrow. I want you
to think about every generation of your family that may
be there now. Picture this. What if future generations of
your family could look at those home videos you have,
those VHS tapes, the ones that are currently getting moldy
and rotting and they're not going to work soon. What
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drive with all those hard copy pictures you have? How
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We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fan fantastic Wednesday.
I know that's some terrible news we just covered. We're
going to set that aside. I felt obligated to talk
about it. But this is mainly going to be as
I told you. It was a show about giving thanks,
(12:15):
a Thanksgiving show, your stories about giving thanks. And yes,
there are things we're going to touch on. You know,
we're going to touch on the thing that Josh Shapiro
and Pennsylvania just passed about hair freedom, the Crown Act.
We're going to talk about some ridiculous things during this show,
and of course we're going to get to BK and
(12:36):
Julie Kelly and talk Thanksgiving things. But I wanted this
really to be about you and the reason, the reason
I wanted to do this show is we all have
times in our life. I most definitely have had many
where we lack gratitude because life is hard, because we're
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going through horrible things, jobless, a disease, or you're single,
or just there are so many hard things that come
in this life, and in those moments, it's easy to
feel sorry for yourself. I have, and it's easy to
think I have nothing to be thankful for. But when
you hear the stories from other people, it reminds you
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you're not alone. It reminds you there are things to
be grateful for, things large and small. Let's deal this tonight.
This is a show about gratitude, gratitude to God for
the things we have. Hey, Jesse, this Thanksgiving, our family
is deeply grateful that our oldest son, our nineteen year
old joy Boy, is alive. In June, he miraculously survived
(13:43):
a horrific motorcycle accident that caused massive internal bleeding. We
were told eighty five percent chance he would not survive.
He lost a kidney and was paralyzed from the waist
down for two weeks. We didn't know if our baby
would live, although he spent eighty days away from home
fighting to get strong enough to return. We don't know
(14:06):
why this happened. Many times we all have moments of
sadness and anger with our new normal, but the alternative
of him not being with us anymore is unthinkable, and
we know God has big plans for him. We're so
thankful that today, just five months later, he is home
and thriving in his recovery in rehab and steal our
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joy boy, Praise God, Thank you for a fun and
uplifting show. Happy Thanksgiving. Think about that, Think about that moment.
As a parent, I have one son who's driving, another
who's learning and just sucks at it because he's learning,
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Like it's not his fault. He'llens up being a fine driver,
But who's good at it? When you start out right,
you don't know how to break out to turn it,
and you think about it. I try not to dwell
on it, and we let him go fly. Today we
send them to the grocery store on their own obbs.
They're baking all the stuff for Thanksgiving, and she was like,
you always are short a couple things in the kitchen
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because she's baking for this and baking for that. Boys
go to the store, here's your list, and it goes
through your head. It just flashes. You don't want to
do I want to just flashes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
There's a lot of idiots out there, a lot of
people don't know what they're doing, a lot of drunks,
a lot of drugged out people, women on the road.
You never know what might happen. What if you get
that call, get to the hospital, what if you get
that call. That's a wonderful story. I pray for that family.
Glad he survived. Keep churning and burning, Jesse. I survived
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a ruptured brain aneurysm over the summer with no follow
on issues so far. I still get to enjoy my home,
family and my two adorable little buddies and watch them grow.
Between that and still hearing everyone make fun of your
teeny weeny hand, I can't ask for anything more. Well,
a hand thing is not nice, but I won't go
(16:08):
into the details of it because it's personal and it's
still very fresh. Recently, there is a family in our
lives where the father just passed on in his thirties,
young kids, and you think about these stories of hey
diagnose with pancreatic cancer gone in six months, brain aneurysm gone.
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And it does remind you that every day is a blessing.
And I know that's the most cliche thing in the world,
isn't it. Every day above ground's a good day. I've
said it myself a million times. But doesn't that sound
so lame when you're sitting there on the side of
the road. You got laid off last week, you can't
pay the bills, you just got a flat tire. You
know you probably can't even afford to replace it. And
(16:54):
then you hear somebody say to you, every day is
a blessing. Don't you just want to punch him in
the face. It doesn't feel like a blessing. This day sucks,
but it really really is. Any moment for any of
us could be the last. If you're still here breathing
the air, that's a good day. Think about Look think
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about that story we just talked about from DC. Think
about that how terrible that is. Think about the people
who now won't be home for Thanksgiving. Any day, any
moment could be my last day on earth. I might
die right now, might get my car on the way home,
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and somebody who gets a little too hammered, gets behind
the wheel, blows the red light and too bad, so
sad tomorrow. It's a fill in host. Oh, actually it'll
be a feeling host. Anyways, it's Thanksgiving, but Monday you're
banking on me coming back. It's a fill in host.
And you find out on the internet nets and Jesse's
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no longer with us. Could easily happen. Every day above
ground is a good day. We are going to continue
to read these emails and talk about the things we're
thankful for. I'm going to pause on that briefly to
make fun of Pennsylvania and how insane democrats are. Before
we do that, I wanted to make sure you knew
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what other nations were doing. Nations super wealthy people in nations,
they're both doing the same thing right now. They're buying
up as much gold and silver as they possibly can.
Nations are actually moving away from their reserve currency in
buying gold. What do you think they know? They know
there's a global reset coming at some point in time,
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and for those without solid things, it's going to be brutal.
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Speaker 2 (19:34):
Catch up.
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Speaker 4 (19:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday,
the day before Thanksgiving, before we gather with friends, family,
whoever you're gathering with tomorrow, and we give thanks to
God for our endless, endless blessings.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm so grateful. I'm not a Democrat. I think about
this sometimes. It's not just the bitterness and anger, the
street animals and the demonic nature of the whole kind
of leftist capal. I think about being a Democrat politician
and the humiliation ritual you have to endure to placate
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all the completely bonkers wings of the Democrat Party, the
things you have to do. For instance of Eric Swallwell,
he's that loser Dork congressman from California. He's running for governor,
and audience member asks him about trannies. This we'll get
back to Pennsylvania in a minute and listen to listen
to his answer. He knows he can't answer to.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
The issue of men, men, men in women's faces harassing.
You said it wasn't a thing. Fourteen times you said
it wasn't a thing. So I need you to show
all the women of California that you're gonna protect us.
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Are they gonna be men allowed in the women's room anymore?
We need to know answers straight. Are there gonna be women?
Are you against men in the women's locker rooms and sports?
That's all you need to answer.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I tell you, I know it's happening all of your
can't he can't let him keep going. He can't answer it.
Think about not being think about being so beholden to insane.
Sick demanded freak, demanded freaks that you can't answer this question. America.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
There are forty and they are forty five men.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You got it, Bigs, wouldn't it be exhausting? Josh Shapiro
is the governor of Pennsylvania. He's signed I can't even
get it out. You can't get it out. He signed
a bill yesterday, it was a hair freedom bill. I
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just I'll let him go ahead and.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Say today, when I sign the Crown Act into law.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That will be. I still can't let him keep coting
the Crown Act.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Today. When I sign the Crown Act into law, that
will be. That will be the next step in making
good on that promise of bringing about real freedom for
all Pennsylvanians. Look, we know that this is an issue
that dishproportionately affects black Pennsylvanians who wear their hair and
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protective styles like locks and natural braids or twists, and
it can manifest itself in a number of different ways,
from someone getting fired simply because of how they look,
or maybe someone getting passed over for a job because
of the way they wear their hair. That's unacceptable, and
in a moment, it will be illegal.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
People the Crown Act, the crowd acted, and of course
it's going to be a disaster. And of course they
had to have the activist step up.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Now, hair discrimination is part of the protected class of race,
which is in the PA Human Relations Act, So they
could call their statewide pensul Human Relations Commission, and are
also satellite offices all across the state.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The Crown Act just you know, and you know, here's
the thing, you know, Josh Shapiro, you know the second
this issue came before him, because it came before him
a long time before he had to sign the Act.
You know, internally, at least he went, oh, gosh, what
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are you? What are you? We have to do that,
do we? And you know, I probably even asked someone
close to him, is this something we have to do?
And somebody told him, listen, Governor, the fake civil rights
movement has to be placated, okay, and we're gonna call
it the Crown Act, and it's gonna be embarrassing and
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you're gonna have to get up there and you're gonna
have to pretend that black people don't get jobs because
of dreadlocks. And I'm sorry, but in order to keep
the Democrat coalition together and get you elected governor again,
this is something we have to do. And you know,
whether it was insider on the outside, and you know,
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he's thinking to himself, oh my freaking goodness, please, no,
is there any other way? And someone told him, Governor, no,
this is no other way you have to sign the
Crown Act. Hey Bronco, I was listening to your discussion
about people resigning from Congress. One thing I'll never understand
is why these individuals aren't ashamed to make it about them.
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If somebody has voted in for two years, they have
no right to bail out early Mark Green of ten
season example, if you run, you shouldn't dare. Where's the
sense of duty? Jesse. I'll just say again, I'll repeat
again what I said yesterday. When somebody on the right
resigns suddenly or leaves the movement suddenly, and this is
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not just about your Marjorie Taylor Green leaving. It's really not,
because it happens all the time. Remember all the resignations
from Trump's White House, and remember all that. The only
way to tell the genuineness. And I don't know if
that's a word, but I went to community college. The
genuineness of the reasons they left. It's not by what
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they say. It's not by what their fans say. It's
not by what their haters say. It's not by the
public statements they put out. The only way you can
tell how genuine someone is when they step up and
say I'm leaving. There is no more America. First, America's finished.
The Republican parties over. But the only way you can
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tell how genuine that is is by what comes after? Right?
What comes after? Meaning this, If I step up right
now and I tell you our two party system is broken,
the Republican Party can't possibly be fixed. I don't believe
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anyone wants to save America. So I've had enough and
I'm resigning from Congress. I don't want to stay in
this fight anymore. I am out. Okay, maybe you're yelling
at me, maybe you're cheering. Okay. If I do that
and then you don't hear from me anymore, I go
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back to the private sector. I essentially retire from the
public eye. Then, whether you love me or hate me,
what I said was probably really genuine. But if I
make that same statement, Republican Party can't be saved. I resigned.
I don't want to be in Congress anymore. And two
weeks later, it's announced that I've just signed a multimillion
(27:04):
dollar deal with the view to take a steaming dump
on Republicans every single day. Then it wasn't genuine at all.
It was just a big scam because I found a
better deal to make money. And that's how you remember
other resignations from Trump's White House, some of them, some
of them actually did just resign and kind of moved on.
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Maybe they stayed in politics, but quietly moved on to
this think tank or this pack or something like that.
And then some of them immediately had a book published
somehow it was already written, had a book published in
a week, and they were on MSNBC and CNN every
single night telling everybody that Donald Trump was the Antichrist
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and the world was going to come to an end.
And that told you all you needed to know. I'm
not saying this about recent resignations. This is one of
these lessons we have to learn forever, because wherever we
will run into this forever, as long as you and
I are involved in politics, there will be people who
will step up and make a public spectacle about being out.
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I'm leaving. I don't like this, I quit, I retire.
And the only way you can tell how genuine they
are is what comes next, not what they say. What
comes next. Your liberal aunt Peggy comes to you and
tells you that she's finally had enough of being obese
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and she wants to lose one hundred and fifty pounds
so she can get down to three hundred. Is she
going to improve her diet? She going to start working out?
If not, she didn't mean it. The proof is in
the pudding. You know that LifeLock can save you a
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you had no money? What if you were bank account
But if you picked up your phone right now and
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my wife's been Christmas shopping. But what if yours said zeros?
Because someone stole your data. Every day there's a new
gigantic data breach where they're stealing people's social Security numbers.
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They're wiping out their bank accounts, they're taking loans out
in their name. And the problem is you don't know.
You don't know. They could be taking a load down
in your name right now and you would have no idea.
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he's right. Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a wonderful Wednesday. Remember you can still email us.
We are live tonight Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Chris that was Genesis? That was really weird? What song
was that? It was awful? What was that? I actually
like Genesis too, but I felt like I was on drugs.
Let's do some more thankful emails, Jesse oh Man, this
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is a tough one. This past summer. My wife lost
her mom. Her father is terminally ill. My mom's health
is critical and we don't think she'll be able to
make it to Christmas. Our oldest daughter is waiting to
see an oncologist to confirm or rule out leukemia or
some rare blood infection. After driving six hours round trip
(31:12):
to spend Thanksgiving with my father in law, I'll be
making the thirteen hour drive home to see my mom
for what will be her last Thanksgiving holiday. I'm thankful
that our oldest daughter will be making this a father
daughter trip and we can discuss not only her illness,
but life in general and how short and sweet it
(31:34):
can be. I'm thankful that I'll hopefully get one last
opportunity to sit with my mom, make some videos for
our grandson, and hold her and tell her how much
of an inspiration she is and how much I love
her one last time. It's going to be a tough
path to walk this holiday season, But what I'm thankful
for the most is that the Good Lord doesn't let
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us walk it alone. Wonderful Thanksgiving, Jesse, Chris and Corey,
Thanks for all you do. Brings it home. Huh even
and all that thankful thankful for something. There's something for
everybody to be thankful for, and we need to remember
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it all right. We need to remember it even in
the darkest times. You're out of work, you're broke, everyone's sick.
People were dying. Maybe you're dying. Maybe you're listening to
me right now, and you're dying. And it's hard to
sit there and think, what in the world should I
be thankful for. I'm about to leave this life. There's
(32:44):
still things you can be thankful for. You had one.
So many people didn't you had one, Jesse. This year,
I'm grateful for the happiness and health of my children,
my employment, and my daughter in my baptisms a few
months a few months ago. How about that praise Jesus.
I'm also thankful for conservative podcasts like yours. I listen
(33:04):
to many many, but yours is the best mixture of
hard facts and random adhd rants. I don't go on
random h adhd rants? Do I do that?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
What does that mean? I do not what the sauce
ran from last night? That wasn't adhd? I care. I
have always had a heart for oppressed peoples. I always
have for people who are discriminated against. What Chris, that's
(33:38):
exactly right. Jewish producer Christians had a brilliant idea. You
know how they have the Crown Act in Pennsylvania Today.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
When I sign the Crown Act into law.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
That will be.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
That will be the next step in making good on
that promise of bringing about real freedom for all Pennsylvania. Look,
we know that this is an issue the dish proper.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hear me out. I'm just doing this live, So we're
just gonna have to riff on this. They have the
Crown Act. What if we sauce people get the Cream Act? No, Chris,
what the Cream Act? We I deserve my cream. You
(34:27):
deserve your cream. You ordered the cream, the waitress didn't
bring it. You have no legal recourse. You know you're
not even going to get your money back because the
cream will come magically about a half a second after
you're done. Where's your justice? Where's my justice? The Cream Act? Chris?
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I like it. We might. We might workshop the name
a little. I'm not sure if I need to, but
I don't even know what it stands for. Well, I'm
gonna come up with something during the break, and then
we're going to go with it. In fact, I'm going
to text every legislator I know and tell them to
start working on it. There you go, Chris Jesse. I
know I'm sending this a little early, but you were
(35:13):
asking us to email things we're thankful for. My husband
lost his job in March. Took him four months in
about one hundred and fifty applications, but he found a
new job this passed July. It pays the same as
he was making before. The commute is only twenty minutes.
Oh that's glorious. It's a company that manufactures their product
(35:34):
in the USA, and he really loves it. Praise God
and all his blessings. Ay men. I every guy, if
he lives long enough, and I guess some women now
that we allowed him in the workforce, every guy, if
he lives long enough, will have a job with a
commute that grinds him down to the nubs. I've had
(35:54):
so many of these. Honestly, that's been most of my jobs,
brutally long commutes. I've told you when I lived in DC,
I lived. It was only there for a year, but
I lived eleven miles from the office from our house
in Northern Virginia, Alexandria, to DC. Eleven miles. There were
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days I believe my record was an hour in twenty
one minutes to get home eleven miles, an hour in
twenty one minutes. I went to Chicago recently, remember for
that Radio Hall of Fame thing. No, sadly, I wasn't
getting inducted. I know you're going to find that shocking,
(36:36):
but the Radio Hall of Fame thing. I go to Chicago,
and as I was leaving, I'll fast forward. When I
was leaving, it was twenty minutes from my hotel to
the Chicago Airport Ohare. I was flying out of Ohare
twenty minutes hotel of the airport. But when I got there,
I think it was a Friday afternoon. When I got there,
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it was an hour in ten minutes. A twenty minute
commute was an hour and ten minutes. The people who
do that, if you're one of those people, maybe you're
in the car right now, maybe as you're listening to
the sound of my voice, you are in the car
heading two or from work, and this is you. You
have one of these grinding commutes that it's just the
most soul sucking thing in the world. I wanted to
(37:20):
say this to you right now, and I mean it
with all my heart. I am grateful for you. I
am grateful that there are people who are quality enough
human beings, hardworking enough, trying to make ends meet. Trying
to provide for their families that they're willing to go
through that freaking miserable grind every single day. It sucks
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if you have a commute twenty minutes or less. I
would say probably say thirty or less, but twenty is,
in my opinion, the sweet spot twenty or less. If
you have a commute that's twenty minutes or less and
you haven't thought of it, now is a really good
time to bow your head and close your eyes. And
I'm not even kidding thank God for it, because I've
lived on the other half and it friggin sucks. My wrong, Chris,
(38:10):
it's freaking horrible. All right, we still have two more
hours of stuff to be grateful for. We'll talk to
b K about what weird health food, workout freak Thanksgiving
meals he eats Julie Kelly in the final hour. All
that and more still to come on the Jesse Kelly Show.
You know what I'm grateful for. I'm grateful that aub
did not notice I'm wearing the same pair of pants
(38:31):
two days in a row. Why it's the only pair
of everywhere pants from Cozy Earth that I know. Oh, Chris,
you think I'm lying. I'm on camera, buddy, right there.
Told you, told you, Oh, I tell the truth. When
you own a pair of everywhere pants from Cozy Earth,
you don't have to choose between comfort or style. They
(38:56):
look great, but it's like wearing freaking sweatpants, but this stretchy, soft, gloriousness.
Get some Cozy Earth in your life. It's like it's
like being home all day long, and then when you
get home, the towels, the robes, you want to be
a robe guy, the sheets, all of it. Huge Black
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