November 20, 2025 • 37 mins
The political suicide of bring in foreign workers over Americans. Trump pushing H1B’s again. The kind of messaging the American people need to hear. Swimmy the fish.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday. We
are almost there. Hold On for one more Day. That
was a great song. I think it was an eighties song.
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Either way, hold on for one more day. We're almost
to the end of the week and we have a
huge show for you tonight on The Jesse Kelly Show.
Although I am a touch upset, I'm going to try
to get that out right. In the opening here there
was something Trump said again today. I'm gonna try to
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get it out of my system. Once I get it
out of my system, we will bounce around to so
many other things. We're gonna talk about emails, astronauts, people
blowing snap funding, people not buying homes. A bunch of
people got fired in the wake of Charlie Kirk's murder
and the media is mad about it. Our court system
being a ratchet. All that and so much more coming
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up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. In fact,
Chris now I think of it, probably should have done
this before the show, grabbed that Trump line from Laura
Ingram where he was talking about the h one b's
and the foreigners and things like that. And I want
to say, as Chris digs that up, I want to
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say something we've talked before about how you are a
political person. I'm a political person. So we're going to
vote in a different way than the normies. And you
know that you're different. I'm different. We're not the norm
we're not the muchI wority. We're the hyper political people.
I got that. But you know, when I knew Democrats
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were and serious, serious trouble before the last election. When
I knew they were in serious trouble, I hung out.
You know, I hang out with normal people. I don't
live in DC, I don't live in New York City.
I do not hang out with other radio hosts or
politicians or lobbyists or anything like that. I hang out
with normal people who do normal things. Many of them
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are close to my age, which is obvious. People usually
hang out with people close to their age, so I'm
forty four. Most of the people I hang out with
have children, and the frustration and fear they had for
the jobs market for their children was palpable. The frustrations
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they would talk about, and some of their kids are
just dynamite students. They would talk about he graduated, he's
put out fifteen hundred resumes, he can't get a return
phone call. He's gonna move back into the home. This
is not one neighbor, this is the majority of my
friend circle. My daughter can't find anything, my son can't
find anything. She's moving back home. He's trying to find
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a job, she's waiting tables. It was everywhere in my
friend's circle. Americans were doing everything quote the right way, graduating.
Sometimes it was high school, trade school. Now the trade
school guys obviously fared better. But the ones went on
went to college, graduated good degrees. We're not talking basket
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weaving or any black studies that, we're talking good degrees.
And they couldn't find anything, and they were so mad,
and they were as signing blame. Every day there was
a news story about how many foreigners. Joe Biden was
coming in and that night they're talking to Aiden Shaden
and Braden and Aiden Jaden and Braiden can't find a job.
And they're as parents, not political people, as parents, they
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were furious, furious. I knew Democrats we're in serious trouble
going into that election because of the parent factor. The
kitchen table factor. Now you remember, I think it was
earlier this week when Trump sat down with or Ingram
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and said, this.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
H one B visa thing will not be a big
priority for your administration because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And we also do have to bring in talent when we.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Got your talent, and you know we don't have talented people.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents. And
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and say I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Going to put you into a factory.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
We're going to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
H one bees are not highly skilled people. And everyone
knows this. Now that's O ones, that's an O one visa.
That's a totally different thing. H one bes our low
skill entry level. Do you know what normies heard when
Donald Trump said, hey, Aiden, Jaden and Braiden, he doesn't
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have it. We've got to go get some Indians. You
know how that landed? Not well, I'll tell you that much.
Not well. Those same normy friends of mine are upset. Okay,
one bad interview let's the White House clearly heard the
backlash from you, from me, from the normies. Surely he's
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going to drop that line, right because parents don't want
to hear that. People struggling to find work, they don't
want to hear that. That's that's a really bad line.
You Americans are too dumb. We got to go bring
it in some more foreigners. Bad line, all right, Yeah,
a bad moment, it happens. This is Trump today.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
To bring people to get those plants opened. We want
you to do that, and we want those people to
teach our people how to make computer chips and how
to make other things. You can't come in, and I'm explaining,
you can't come in open up a massive computer chip
factory for billions and billions of dollars like is being
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done in Arizona, and think you're going to hire people
off an unemployment line to run it. They're going to
have to bring thousands of people with them. And I'm
going to welcome those people. Now. I love my conservative friends,
I love MAGA, but this is MAGA. And those people
are going to teach our people how to make computer chips,
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and in a short period of time, our people are
going to be doing great and those people can go
home where they probably always want to be. You know,
when people are born someplace, they tend to want to go,
and we have the greatest country in the world, but
they want to go.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And what Aiden, Jaden and Braden can't taught how to
make chips, that's basic company training. Aiden, Jaden and Braden
can't run a forklift, can't be taught how to push
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buttons on a machine. That's ridiculous. And not only is
it ridiculous, it's political suicide. The coalition that elected Donald
Trump is large, and there are all different parts of
the coalition with different motivations, there's no question about that.
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But the stop this immigration coalition is probably the biggest
part of it. And the only other part of the
coalition that can compare is that I need a job.
I'm not making ends meet coalition, and these kinds of
statements manage to offend both of them. We have a
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mid term election coming in twenty twenty six, less than
a year. The United States of America will go to
the polls and decide who they want to run the
House of Representatives and one third of the Senate. If
Democrats get enough votes, in the House of Representatives. They're
going to impeach Donald Trump every fifteen minutes for fun.
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They've already announced it. They won't even have a choice.
Their base will demand it. And if the next year
is Donald Trump telling Americans they're too stupid to make chips,
we have to have low skilled people from India by
the thousand come in and teach us, poor dumb American
oaks how to make things. We are going to get
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slaughtered in twenty twenty six. It's going to be you
and me on election night, crying in our beer, wondering
what went wrong. Even if, even if I'll give miss
even if he believes it, you don't say it. You
don't say it. I've had to have this conversation with
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my son, my youngest son, super picky eater, doesn't always
like the fact that ob can make some healthier meals.
Sometimes he doesn't want chicken and rice. Sometimes he says it.
I've had to pull him aside. When your mother makes
dinner for you, you show gratitude one, and if you
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don't like it, shut your friggin mouth, eat and be quiet.
You don't have to voice every single thought that comes
into your head. Donald Trump is in the White House
because of affordability, because of the economy, the jobs market,
and immigration. Every single pull showed it. That's what he
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ran on. That's what put him in the White House.
Please stop telling Americans they're too stupid to learn how
to make chips. I don't know who is currently advising
the White House. Maybe this is just Trump's thing, he's
his own man. Maybe it's business leaders around him. I
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don't know who is currently saying this, but please, for
the please, in the name of a just merciful guy,
stop telling Americans they're too dumb. We need more foreigners.
Do you know what that sounds like to my normy
neighbors who have their college graduate sons living in their basement.
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It doesn't sound good. I'm going to move on. I'm
going to attempt to move on. I told you just
had to get that off my chest. Please stop saying this. Okay,
here we go, said to get that out. I'm better now, Chris,
I told you, I'm better now. It's a little bit upset.
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Show on a Thursday. I'm fine, I'm gonna move past
it here in a moment. I do want to remind
you that tomorrow is an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, so
you need to get all your questions emailed in right
now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. All three
hours belong to you tomorrow. We will have a good time,
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as we always do, answering questions, riffing on things. Yeah, look,
I already said the messaging needs to change. We have
to stop with this line about how we have to
bring in more foreigners. Let's stick with this kind of messaging.
This is the kind of messaging that gives people hope,
that makes people think this administration is correctly prioritizing them.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
The President uses the number twenty trillion in terms of
total investments, and I think that those commitments are real.
And whether it's corporate investment, whether it's a Jabs trade
deal or they're going to put in five hundred and
fifty billion, whether it's the Korean trade deal with three
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hundred and fifty billion, whether it's you know, Apple saying
that they're going to reshore.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I believe that.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
They may be up to five hundred billion, So you know,
it's investments like we've never seen. And Britt just to put.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That in, Okay, good, that's inspirational. Good, there's money coming in.
You know what that says to Americans. You might not
have a job today, you might not be making ends
meet today, it's going to get better. We're building things up.
That's good. Messaging this, This is good message.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So the non barn payrolls number coming in at one
hundred and nineteen thousand one or nineteen thousand. The estimate
was fifty thousand. Private sector jobs coming in at ninety
seven thousand. The estimate was fifty factory jobs. We saw
a loss of six thousand government jobs. Again of twenty
two thousand. Average work week all private workers thirty four
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point two hours average hour. Early earnings annually up three
point eight percent, a little bit better than expected.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yes, yes, we have investments coming, people are getting hired,
things are getting better. We think things are going to
ramp up. This is what the American people need to hear,
the normies need to hear. Let's stick with that, and
let's take whatever this messaging is and let's fly over.
I understand there's a huge volcanic explosion right now in Indonesia.
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Let's take this messaging and put it down a single
piece of paper, and let's take a flight over to
Indonesia and fly right over the top of the active
volcano and let's drop this messaging in there and never
think about it ever again. This messaging Indonesia.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
H one B VISA thing will not be a big
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And we also do have to bring in talent when
we've got.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Any of talent. We don't have talent in people.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory who're going
to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We don't have the talent. Let's that needs to go
to Indonesia. That's right into the volcano headline. Gen Z
delaying home ownership, and it's affecting other life decisions, life
decisions like getting married, having kids. The average age of
a homeowner continues to climb into the fifties. I just
(15:38):
saw another stat that said it's flirting with sixty years old.
I'm not at all blaming Donald Trump for that. All
I'm asking for is that the White House understand that
the midterms are coming. Twenty twenty eight is coming in
normal people are struggling. They have seen prices go up
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they have seen their standard of living go down. The
jobs market is dreadful right now, especially for young college graduates,
especially for them, the jobs market is bad. I saw
another statistic, well below half of college graduates have found
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employment at this time. You know what that is. That's
not only an angry twenty five year old, that's an
angry set of parents who just dropped one hundred thousand
dollars on a college education. That's right, Chris, They're talking
to their friends. There is a large amount of dissatisfaction
with life right now, well beyond political issues that you
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and I both care about, well beyond that kitchen table
issues are not landing well for Americans right now. When
Americans are sitting around with their neighbors, with their friends
at church, having dinner at night, they are not swapping
stories about how wonderful life is right now. They're complaining.
They're complaining about the cost of life, the jobs market.
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And again, I'm not laying this at Trump's feet. I'm
not laying the market. I'm not laying all this stuff
at Trump's feet at all. I'm really genuinely not. But
just like I screamed about when Joe Biden was president,
You have got to be careful what you say to
people when people are down and out and not making it.
(17:26):
Joe Biden went with the line of the economy's great,
your reporters just aren't reporting on it. That takes someone
who's already down and kicks dirt in their face. It
doesn't land well, does not land well, and Democrats got
creamed on that issue, creamed because it doesn't land well.
Don't tell people they have it good when they don't
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feel like they have it good. Don't tell people they're
too stupid so we need another fifty thousand people from
India to come into the country. Don't tell people H
one b's are highly skilled because they're not. Those are
low skilled workers. And definitely don't try to sell people
on the line that people who come over here on
a visa turn around and go back home because they
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want to. The vast majority of illegals in this country
are visa overstays. They get here, they get established here,
and they never freaking leave. Now I will finally move on.
Let's do some emails next. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the
(18:32):
Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Thursday. Remember, if you
miss any part of the show, you can download at
iHeart Spotify iTunes. So it's I'm gonna read you a
story that's wonderful but also aggravating. It's a story from
the Associated Press. Remember the Associated Press is a disgusting
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communist rag and has been for a long time. The
headline is my fagrance love how they call him that
thought they were in court for a routine hearing. Instead
it was a deportation trap. And they even described, Look,
there's a bunch of stories. Then here's the one I
love this one. Nearby, a Cuban man who had lived
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in the United States for years stepped into stepped from
an elevator and into the courtroom where the government lawyer
was waiting for what the man thought was a routine hearing.
The man was doing what the law required and brought
along his wife, a legal resident, and their seven month
old infant. Oh. Then the lawyer quickly moved to have
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the man's asylum claim dismissed, and the judge agreed, making
the man eligible for expedited removal. As he left the courtroom,
the man was swarm by plain clothes immigration agents who
had been surveilling him. A struggle ensued, and the wife's
shouts could be heard from the hallway as the lawyer
moved on to the next case. So, before I get
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to the Trump portion of this, which is wonderful, actually
going to pay him a big fat compliment after ranting
and raving. It's aggravating beyond belief to me that our
court system, our media, and apparently the entire world just
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thinks you should come here no matter what, and you
should be able to stay here. This is the whole
point of immigration hearings, to decide whether or not you
can stay or have to go. But for so long
these hearings either didn't happen, or they would have a
hearing and just let them all stay. Now, the idea
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that you would decide he has to go is just
horrifying to everybody in the country, well, not to you,
horrifying to the media, horrifying to the illegals who are here.
What do you mean I have to You're supposed to
let everyone stay. The sense of entitlement everybody seems to
have to reside in the United States of America drives
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me up the freaking wall. Yes, you're here illegally. No,
your asylum claim is not valid. Goodbye. That's how it's
supposed to work. Boom hearing, gone see you. And another
part of this right because they do deserve credit. As
I've discussed, they are building a deportation machine that will
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take time, but they are working on it. Quote, over
the past nine months, the Trump administration has fired almost
ninety immigration judges seen by Trump's allies as too lenient.
They are cleaning out the immigration court system of all
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the filthy communists who are sitting there who allow all
these people to come in and stay in. They are
building the deportation machine, and I want to applaud them
for it. And as I've mentioned, even though I'm going
to get frustrated from time to time as I just did,
as long as I see the deportation machine being built
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and being used, the Trump administration is going to be
all right. In my book, I'm going to criticize when
I get mad. That's always going to happen. If you
don't like it, too bad, so sad, change a channel.
But as long as they are committed to getting these
foreigners end mass out of the country, I'm a supporter.
I am. We just have to we have to work
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on some messaging things. When you get up and tell
people Americans are too stupid, we need more foreigners. That's bad,
all right, these some emails. We have to clear out
some room. Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse, can you
explain how murders don't stop after guns are gone in
the UK and how stabbings and machetes Listen, Okay, I
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know what he's saying. We were going off about guns
yesterday because we played that young communist woman who was
talking about giving up your guns, and in response, whenever
communists have tried to confiscate our guns here in America,
the right has attempted to argue in good faith with them.
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Have you ever done this? You ever found yourself doing this?
I've done it. I'm not pointing fingers, meaning you start
arguments like this, well they have gun laws in Chicago
and they have all these murders. Clearly they don't work.
Or you say something like this guy said, well, no
that they ban guns in the UK, but now people
are just getting stabbed. Or you'll bring up logic, you'll
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bring up facts, and you know why you do that,
because you think you're dealing with someone who shares your
value system, and you think you're dealing with someone who's
being honest about what they want and what they believe.
You think your liberal aunt Peggy, you think she actually
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wants school shootings to stop, or that that's her motivation.
You think she actually wants people to stop being murdered,
or that that's her motivation. And if you just present
her with enough logic, enough black and white facts, that
she'll realized what she wants actually doesn't help save the
kids or doesn't help make the country safe. And eventually,
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if you use enough logic with her, will she'll get it.
The light will come on. Well, they have murders in
the UK, but you don't understand what you're dealing with.
She doesn't care about mass shootings. She doesn't get sad
when there's another classroom full of dead kids. She doesn't
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get sad when she hears the murder statistics going up
in this city or that state across the country. She
does not sit in fret about this murder or that thing,
or that is not her motivation at all. She's very,
very upset that the opponents of the revolution are armed.
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That's her motivation. That's her motivation in you. I don't
care how many statistics you bring her on guns or
the ban guns here or they ban guns there. And
it didn't work. No matter how many statistics you've brought her,
it's never worked, has it? Black and white facts? It
doesn't work, does it. You know why it doesn't work
because you're arguing with something she's not even really saying.
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She's lying. She's a communist. Communists lie about everything at
all times. Doesn't care about the mass shooting. She cares
about you being able to stop her from sending you
to a goo leg for not getting your tenth booster shot.
That's what upsets her. The communist revolutionaries in the United
States of America, that'd be democrats, are fighting a revolution
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to burn your country down. The thing they have to
have in order to complete this revolution, they have to
disarm their political opponents. Every communist who's ever taken power
has disarmed their political opponents first. For decades, well over
fifty years, democrats in this country have sought to find
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a way to disarm you. And it's not to stop
murders to it's to stop you. That's what they're interested
in stopping you, and it's so hard to accept that.
And because we don't understand that motivation, because we accept
their lives at face value, we try to have an
argument with them using this logic or these facts. But
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there's a reason it's never worked. I'll tell you something.
It's going to blow you away. Your liberal ant Peggy
knows gun laws don't work. She knows, She knows about
the murder numbers in Chicago and all the other she knows,
she gets it. She understands completely. Your liberal aunt Peggy,
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the wake of the latest school shooting, she knows that
the gun that a new gun law wouldn't have prevented
him from getting it. You can bring all that. She knows.
You're getting her motivation wrong. That's the problem. You're correct
in your arguments. What you're not understanding is your opponent,
liberal aunt Peggy wants to hurt you, or she at
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least wants the freedom to hurt you. If you don't
do what you're told, your gun prevents her from doing that.
They will always be after your guns for that reason
and that reason alone. All right now, I want you
to do something that's going to make you feel good.
I want you to picture this picture this moment. It's
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Christmas morning. You're there with your fat with your father,
your mother. They have this wee little gift small they
on rapids from you, and it's a it's a thumb drive.
What's on the thumb drive? You plug it into the
family television set and mom, Dad, they're watching their wedding
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video that used to be on a VHS tape on
the big screen. How do you think that's gonna go
over Christmas morning? A baby album? Those pictures on the
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kellyshow dot com ask me anything. It's gonna be fun,
(29:14):
as it always is, so we're gonna get to what
Sean Duffy had to say about air travel and how
people dress and stuff like that. But I thought maybe
it would be a good time to take a little
bit of a break, just a litttle brief break, because
I realized we have all these new stations and new ears,
new listeners, and we're on Serious XM now on the
(29:38):
Megan Kelly channel, which is amazing. So we just we're
the show's growing, which is really weird. I have no idea,
what's wrong with you? Why don't you have any Anyway,
the show's growing. And I got this email, and honestly,
it made me laugh. Dear Emperor of Robes, my wife
and I used the Jesse promo code to officially become
Pure talk users for life. You weren't kidding. It was
so easy and nice to talk to them and sign up.
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Nice love that now that we are Pure Talkers. My
sound request is you telling your son's dead fish story again?
That always makes me cry laughing. You can say my
wife's in her or him and his wife's name Heidi
and Brad. All right, So here it is. I've told
this story a few times before. When my boys were younger.
(30:24):
I do not remember the ages they were. I would
guess we're talking four and six, five and seven, somewhere
in there. They were younger. They wanted a pet terribly
like boys do. My oldest son, James at that time,
had a pet hair allergy. He's kind of over it,
(30:46):
he has it a little bit, but he had a
pet hair allergy where it hives and make his eyes
swell up. Nothing horrible, but you're not gonna get a dog.
So we decided we were going to get them fish,
were going to get them fished. They each got a fish,
betas is what they were called it. The just looked
like goldfish to me, but they were betas. We get
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them fish at the pet store. They're very excited. They
had to name their fish. Okay, they had to name
their fish. They choose well, my youngest Luke, he wanted
to name his fish butt snake. Because boys are insanely
(31:27):
immature in anything that has the word butt in it,
they find hilarious. Bob and I expressly forbid him from
naming his fish butt snake. So instead he named his
fish Buttery. That is an important part of the story
to remember. Buttery is the name of the fish. All right, Buttery,
that's the name. Now fast forward my oldest son, who
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actually took great care of his fish. It died on
him in three weeks. All right, that's the way life goes.
We've all had to bury a dog, bury a cat.
That's where it goes. My youngest son who had buttery, Luke,
he never took care of his fish. He always forgot
to feed it. I think that fish ate like once
a week, and the dagcon thing would not die. It
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was like rasputant. We were waiting, Bob and I were
dying for the fish to die. We wanted the fish
to die because we actually had a trip coming up.
We were going back to back to Ohio for Christmas.
That's where her family is actually in lots of my family.
We were going back there for Christmas time, and we
didn't want to have to pay somebody to come over
to the house and feed the stupid frigging fish that
the kid doesn't even care about. But the daggon fish
(32:34):
won't die. He doesn't care about it, he doesn't feed it,
and this thing is a warrior. Okay. I was selling
our v's at the time, and I could not take
that much time off of work because you got to
sell to eat it's bott of mine. I had to
pay bills. Bob is leaving before me with the kids
a couple of days before me, and we talk and
(32:58):
we decide, Hey, once I leave, no Ob and I
had this discussion together. Once she leaves, I'm gonna flush
the toile the fish down the toilet. I'm just we'll
tell him he died. I'm going to flush the fish
down the toilet. Bob agrees to this. Okay, she takes off.
(33:20):
I flushed the fish right before I take off. I
gave him another couple of days. I even fed him,
and then I sent him out to the ocean or
wherever those pipes lead. I don't know. I watched finding
Nemo flushed him down the toilet. No big deal. Go
back to Ohio for Christmas, come back home. We are
home for twenty four to forty eight hours. And that's
(33:40):
an important thing to understand too. It's not like he
went running in the house looking for his fish. He
finally notices his fish is gone. He says where's my fish?
And I said, buddy, I flushed him down the toilet.
The fish is gone. I just gave it to him
right between the eyes. He's looking at me, and he
(34:00):
sees ob looking at him. She's very clearly trying to
decide how's he going to handle this. He takes a
long time, and then he starts breaking down, crying, crying.
She immediately starts glaring at me as if it's all
my fault. He runs and jumps into her arms and
starts sobbing on her chest. She's glaring daggers at me
(34:25):
from across the room, and I said, up, he's lying.
This is a put on. He's manipulating you. And he
stops for a second. She can't see him and kind
of gives me this look that he's afraid because he
knows I found him out. But then he goes back
to crying louder. He actually turns the volume up, and
she said, no, he loved that fish. And I said, really, hey, Luke,
(34:51):
what was the fish's name? He freezes again in fear
and his mind starts churning. Ask him again, Luke, what
was the fish's name? And he's sobbing, fake sobbing, and
he goes swimmy. He didn't even know the name of
(35:12):
the fish that I flushed down the toilet. He cried
so hard in her chest. We were at pet Smart
that day, buying them a lizard. It was a bearded dragon,
which again they didn't take care of, so we had
to give it away eventually to somebody who actually wanted
to feed it and take it out of the thing
(35:34):
and whatnot? What Chris, when am I on? Now? No,
it's just Fred, No, there's nothing else. There's just oh
and James has a snake here. But James is the
responsible one. James takes care of his snake. He takes
it out, he feeds it, he cleans it up. James
is fine, swimmy. So that's the story of the fish. Okay,
(35:55):
I flushed the fish down the toilet, all right there,
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Although I am a touch upset, I'm going to try
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was something Trump said again today. I'm gonna try to
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up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. In fact,
Chris now I think of it, probably should have done
this before the show, grabbed that Trump line from Laura
Ingram where he was talking about the h one b's
and the foreigners and things like that. And I want
to say, as Chris digs that up, I want to
(01:38):
say something we've talked before about how you are a
political person. I'm a political person. So we're going to
vote in a different way than the normies. And you
know that you're different. I'm different. We're not the norm
we're not the muchI wority. We're the hyper political people.
I got that. But you know, when I knew Democrats
(01:59):
were and serious, serious trouble before the last election. When
I knew they were in serious trouble, I hung out.
You know, I hang out with normal people. I don't
live in DC, I don't live in New York City.
I do not hang out with other radio hosts or
politicians or lobbyists or anything like that. I hang out
with normal people who do normal things. Many of them
(02:23):
are close to my age, which is obvious. People usually
hang out with people close to their age, so I'm
forty four. Most of the people I hang out with
have children, and the frustration and fear they had for
the jobs market for their children was palpable. The frustrations
(02:48):
they would talk about, and some of their kids are
just dynamite students. They would talk about he graduated, he's
put out fifteen hundred resumes, he can't get a return
phone call. He's gonna move back into the home. This
is not one neighbor, this is the majority of my
friend circle. My daughter can't find anything, my son can't
find anything. She's moving back home. He's trying to find
(03:09):
a job, she's waiting tables. It was everywhere in my
friend's circle. Americans were doing everything quote the right way, graduating.
Sometimes it was high school, trade school. Now the trade
school guys obviously fared better. But the ones went on
went to college, graduated good degrees. We're not talking basket
(03:31):
weaving or any black studies that, we're talking good degrees.
And they couldn't find anything, and they were so mad,
and they were as signing blame. Every day there was
a news story about how many foreigners. Joe Biden was
coming in and that night they're talking to Aiden Shaden
and Braden and Aiden Jaden and Braiden can't find a job.
And they're as parents, not political people, as parents, they
(03:54):
were furious, furious. I knew Democrats we're in serious trouble
going into that election because of the parent factor. The
kitchen table factor. Now you remember, I think it was
earlier this week when Trump sat down with or Ingram
(04:14):
and said, this.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
H one B visa thing will not be a big
priority for your administration because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And we also do have to bring in talent when we.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Got your talent, and you know we don't have talented people.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents. And
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and say I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Going to put you into a factory.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
We're going to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
H one bees are not highly skilled people. And everyone
knows this. Now that's O ones, that's an O one visa.
That's a totally different thing. H one bes our low
skill entry level. Do you know what normies heard when
Donald Trump said, hey, Aiden, Jaden and Braiden, he doesn't
(05:11):
have it. We've got to go get some Indians. You
know how that landed? Not well, I'll tell you that much.
Not well. Those same normy friends of mine are upset. Okay,
one bad interview let's the White House clearly heard the
backlash from you, from me, from the normies. Surely he's
(05:33):
going to drop that line, right because parents don't want
to hear that. People struggling to find work, they don't
want to hear that. That's that's a really bad line.
You Americans are too dumb. We got to go bring
it in some more foreigners. Bad line, all right, Yeah,
a bad moment, it happens. This is Trump today.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
To bring people to get those plants opened. We want
you to do that, and we want those people to
teach our people how to make computer chips and how
to make other things. You can't come in, and I'm explaining,
you can't come in open up a massive computer chip
factory for billions and billions of dollars like is being
(06:12):
done in Arizona, and think you're going to hire people
off an unemployment line to run it. They're going to
have to bring thousands of people with them. And I'm
going to welcome those people. Now. I love my conservative friends,
I love MAGA, but this is MAGA. And those people
are going to teach our people how to make computer chips,
(06:34):
and in a short period of time, our people are
going to be doing great and those people can go
home where they probably always want to be. You know,
when people are born someplace, they tend to want to go,
and we have the greatest country in the world, but
they want to go.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And what Aiden, Jaden and Braden can't taught how to
make chips, that's basic company training. Aiden, Jaden and Braden
can't run a forklift, can't be taught how to push
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buttons on a machine. That's ridiculous. And not only is
it ridiculous, it's political suicide. The coalition that elected Donald
Trump is large, and there are all different parts of
the coalition with different motivations, there's no question about that.
(07:37):
But the stop this immigration coalition is probably the biggest
part of it. And the only other part of the
coalition that can compare is that I need a job.
I'm not making ends meet coalition, and these kinds of
statements manage to offend both of them. We have a
(08:01):
mid term election coming in twenty twenty six, less than
a year. The United States of America will go to
the polls and decide who they want to run the
House of Representatives and one third of the Senate. If
Democrats get enough votes, in the House of Representatives. They're
going to impeach Donald Trump every fifteen minutes for fun.
(08:23):
They've already announced it. They won't even have a choice.
Their base will demand it. And if the next year
is Donald Trump telling Americans they're too stupid to make chips,
we have to have low skilled people from India by
the thousand come in and teach us, poor dumb American
oaks how to make things. We are going to get
(08:44):
slaughtered in twenty twenty six. It's going to be you
and me on election night, crying in our beer, wondering
what went wrong. Even if, even if I'll give miss
even if he believes it, you don't say it. You
don't say it. I've had to have this conversation with
(09:08):
my son, my youngest son, super picky eater, doesn't always
like the fact that ob can make some healthier meals.
Sometimes he doesn't want chicken and rice. Sometimes he says it.
I've had to pull him aside. When your mother makes
dinner for you, you show gratitude one, and if you
(09:29):
don't like it, shut your friggin mouth, eat and be quiet.
You don't have to voice every single thought that comes
into your head. Donald Trump is in the White House
because of affordability, because of the economy, the jobs market,
and immigration. Every single pull showed it. That's what he
(09:51):
ran on. That's what put him in the White House.
Please stop telling Americans they're too stupid to learn how
to make chips. I don't know who is currently advising
the White House. Maybe this is just Trump's thing, he's
his own man. Maybe it's business leaders around him. I
(10:12):
don't know who is currently saying this, but please, for
the please, in the name of a just merciful guy,
stop telling Americans they're too dumb. We need more foreigners.
Do you know what that sounds like to my normy
neighbors who have their college graduate sons living in their basement.
(10:34):
It doesn't sound good. I'm going to move on. I'm
going to attempt to move on. I told you just
had to get that off my chest. Please stop saying this. Okay,
here we go, said to get that out. I'm better now, Chris,
I told you, I'm better now. It's a little bit upset.
(10:56):
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(12:01):
Show on a Thursday. I'm fine, I'm gonna move past
it here in a moment. I do want to remind
you that tomorrow is an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, so
you need to get all your questions emailed in right
now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. All three
hours belong to you tomorrow. We will have a good time,
(12:22):
as we always do, answering questions, riffing on things. Yeah, look,
I already said the messaging needs to change. We have
to stop with this line about how we have to
bring in more foreigners. Let's stick with this kind of messaging.
This is the kind of messaging that gives people hope,
that makes people think this administration is correctly prioritizing them.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
The President uses the number twenty trillion in terms of
total investments, and I think that those commitments are real.
And whether it's corporate investment, whether it's a Jabs trade
deal or they're going to put in five hundred and
fifty billion, whether it's the Korean trade deal with three
(13:06):
hundred and fifty billion, whether it's you know, Apple saying
that they're going to reshore.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I believe that.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
They may be up to five hundred billion, So you know,
it's investments like we've never seen. And Britt just to put.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That in, Okay, good, that's inspirational. Good, there's money coming in.
You know what that says to Americans. You might not
have a job today, you might not be making ends
meet today, it's going to get better. We're building things up.
That's good. Messaging this, This is good message.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So the non barn payrolls number coming in at one
hundred and nineteen thousand one or nineteen thousand. The estimate
was fifty thousand. Private sector jobs coming in at ninety
seven thousand. The estimate was fifty factory jobs. We saw
a loss of six thousand government jobs. Again of twenty
two thousand. Average work week all private workers thirty four
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point two hours average hour. Early earnings annually up three
point eight percent, a little bit better than expected.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yes, yes, we have investments coming, people are getting hired,
things are getting better. We think things are going to
ramp up. This is what the American people need to hear,
the normies need to hear. Let's stick with that, and
let's take whatever this messaging is and let's fly over.
I understand there's a huge volcanic explosion right now in Indonesia.
(14:28):
Let's take this messaging and put it down a single
piece of paper, and let's take a flight over to
Indonesia and fly right over the top of the active
volcano and let's drop this messaging in there and never
think about it ever again. This messaging Indonesia.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
H one B VISA thing will not be a big
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And we also do have to bring in talent when
we've got.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Any of talent. We don't have talent in people.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory who're going
to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We don't have the talent. Let's that needs to go
to Indonesia. That's right into the volcano headline. Gen Z
delaying home ownership, and it's affecting other life decisions, life
decisions like getting married, having kids. The average age of
a homeowner continues to climb into the fifties. I just
(15:38):
saw another stat that said it's flirting with sixty years old.
I'm not at all blaming Donald Trump for that. All
I'm asking for is that the White House understand that
the midterms are coming. Twenty twenty eight is coming in
normal people are struggling. They have seen prices go up
(16:01):
they have seen their standard of living go down. The
jobs market is dreadful right now, especially for young college graduates,
especially for them, the jobs market is bad. I saw
another statistic, well below half of college graduates have found
(16:21):
employment at this time. You know what that is. That's
not only an angry twenty five year old, that's an
angry set of parents who just dropped one hundred thousand
dollars on a college education. That's right, Chris, They're talking
to their friends. There is a large amount of dissatisfaction
with life right now, well beyond political issues that you
(16:43):
and I both care about, well beyond that kitchen table
issues are not landing well for Americans right now. When
Americans are sitting around with their neighbors, with their friends
at church, having dinner at night, they are not swapping
stories about how wonderful life is right now. They're complaining.
They're complaining about the cost of life, the jobs market.
(17:06):
And again, I'm not laying this at Trump's feet. I'm
not laying the market. I'm not laying all this stuff
at Trump's feet at all. I'm really genuinely not. But
just like I screamed about when Joe Biden was president,
You have got to be careful what you say to
people when people are down and out and not making it.
(17:26):
Joe Biden went with the line of the economy's great,
your reporters just aren't reporting on it. That takes someone
who's already down and kicks dirt in their face. It
doesn't land well, does not land well, and Democrats got
creamed on that issue, creamed because it doesn't land well.
Don't tell people they have it good when they don't
(17:47):
feel like they have it good. Don't tell people they're
too stupid so we need another fifty thousand people from
India to come into the country. Don't tell people H
one b's are highly skilled because they're not. Those are
low skilled workers. And definitely don't try to sell people
on the line that people who come over here on
a visa turn around and go back home because they
(18:10):
want to. The vast majority of illegals in this country
are visa overstays. They get here, they get established here,
and they never freaking leave. Now I will finally move on.
Let's do some emails next. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the
(18:32):
Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Thursday. Remember, if you
miss any part of the show, you can download at
iHeart Spotify iTunes. So it's I'm gonna read you a
story that's wonderful but also aggravating. It's a story from
the Associated Press. Remember the Associated Press is a disgusting
(18:54):
communist rag and has been for a long time. The
headline is my fagrance love how they call him that
thought they were in court for a routine hearing. Instead
it was a deportation trap. And they even described, Look,
there's a bunch of stories. Then here's the one I
love this one. Nearby, a Cuban man who had lived
(19:17):
in the United States for years stepped into stepped from
an elevator and into the courtroom where the government lawyer
was waiting for what the man thought was a routine hearing.
The man was doing what the law required and brought
along his wife, a legal resident, and their seven month
old infant. Oh. Then the lawyer quickly moved to have
(19:38):
the man's asylum claim dismissed, and the judge agreed, making
the man eligible for expedited removal. As he left the courtroom,
the man was swarm by plain clothes immigration agents who
had been surveilling him. A struggle ensued, and the wife's
shouts could be heard from the hallway as the lawyer
moved on to the next case. So, before I get
(20:03):
to the Trump portion of this, which is wonderful, actually
going to pay him a big fat compliment after ranting
and raving. It's aggravating beyond belief to me that our
court system, our media, and apparently the entire world just
(20:24):
thinks you should come here no matter what, and you
should be able to stay here. This is the whole
point of immigration hearings, to decide whether or not you
can stay or have to go. But for so long
these hearings either didn't happen, or they would have a
hearing and just let them all stay. Now, the idea
(20:47):
that you would decide he has to go is just
horrifying to everybody in the country, well, not to you,
horrifying to the media, horrifying to the illegals who are here.
What do you mean I have to You're supposed to
let everyone stay. The sense of entitlement everybody seems to
have to reside in the United States of America drives
(21:09):
me up the freaking wall. Yes, you're here illegally. No,
your asylum claim is not valid. Goodbye. That's how it's
supposed to work. Boom hearing, gone see you. And another
part of this right because they do deserve credit. As
I've discussed, they are building a deportation machine that will
(21:32):
take time, but they are working on it. Quote, over
the past nine months, the Trump administration has fired almost
ninety immigration judges seen by Trump's allies as too lenient.
They are cleaning out the immigration court system of all
(21:53):
the filthy communists who are sitting there who allow all
these people to come in and stay in. They are
building the deportation machine, and I want to applaud them
for it. And as I've mentioned, even though I'm going
to get frustrated from time to time as I just did,
as long as I see the deportation machine being built
(22:15):
and being used, the Trump administration is going to be
all right. In my book, I'm going to criticize when
I get mad. That's always going to happen. If you
don't like it, too bad, so sad, change a channel.
But as long as they are committed to getting these
foreigners end mass out of the country, I'm a supporter.
I am. We just have to we have to work
(22:36):
on some messaging things. When you get up and tell
people Americans are too stupid, we need more foreigners. That's bad,
all right, these some emails. We have to clear out
some room. Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse, can you
explain how murders don't stop after guns are gone in
the UK and how stabbings and machetes Listen, Okay, I
(22:59):
know what he's saying. We were going off about guns
yesterday because we played that young communist woman who was
talking about giving up your guns, and in response, whenever
communists have tried to confiscate our guns here in America,
the right has attempted to argue in good faith with them.
(23:19):
Have you ever done this? You ever found yourself doing this?
I've done it. I'm not pointing fingers, meaning you start
arguments like this, well they have gun laws in Chicago
and they have all these murders. Clearly they don't work.
Or you say something like this guy said, well, no
that they ban guns in the UK, but now people
are just getting stabbed. Or you'll bring up logic, you'll
(23:43):
bring up facts, and you know why you do that,
because you think you're dealing with someone who shares your
value system, and you think you're dealing with someone who's
being honest about what they want and what they believe.
You think your liberal aunt Peggy, you think she actually
(24:04):
wants school shootings to stop, or that that's her motivation.
You think she actually wants people to stop being murdered,
or that that's her motivation. And if you just present
her with enough logic, enough black and white facts, that
she'll realized what she wants actually doesn't help save the
kids or doesn't help make the country safe. And eventually,
(24:25):
if you use enough logic with her, will she'll get it.
The light will come on. Well, they have murders in
the UK, but you don't understand what you're dealing with.
She doesn't care about mass shootings. She doesn't get sad
when there's another classroom full of dead kids. She doesn't
(24:46):
get sad when she hears the murder statistics going up
in this city or that state across the country. She
does not sit in fret about this murder or that thing,
or that is not her motivation at all. She's very,
very upset that the opponents of the revolution are armed.
(25:11):
That's her motivation. That's her motivation in you. I don't
care how many statistics you bring her on guns or
the ban guns here or they ban guns there. And
it didn't work. No matter how many statistics you've brought her,
it's never worked, has it? Black and white facts? It
doesn't work, does it. You know why it doesn't work
because you're arguing with something she's not even really saying.
(25:34):
She's lying. She's a communist. Communists lie about everything at
all times. Doesn't care about the mass shooting. She cares
about you being able to stop her from sending you
to a goo leg for not getting your tenth booster shot.
That's what upsets her. The communist revolutionaries in the United
States of America, that'd be democrats, are fighting a revolution
(25:55):
to burn your country down. The thing they have to
have in order to complete this revolution, they have to
disarm their political opponents. Every communist who's ever taken power
has disarmed their political opponents first. For decades, well over
fifty years, democrats in this country have sought to find
(26:17):
a way to disarm you. And it's not to stop
murders to it's to stop you. That's what they're interested
in stopping you, and it's so hard to accept that.
And because we don't understand that motivation, because we accept
their lives at face value, we try to have an
argument with them using this logic or these facts. But
(26:38):
there's a reason it's never worked. I'll tell you something.
It's going to blow you away. Your liberal ant Peggy
knows gun laws don't work. She knows, She knows about
the murder numbers in Chicago and all the other she knows,
she gets it. She understands completely. Your liberal aunt Peggy,
(27:00):
the wake of the latest school shooting, she knows that
the gun that a new gun law wouldn't have prevented
him from getting it. You can bring all that. She knows.
You're getting her motivation wrong. That's the problem. You're correct
in your arguments. What you're not understanding is your opponent,
liberal aunt Peggy wants to hurt you, or she at
(27:22):
least wants the freedom to hurt you. If you don't
do what you're told, your gun prevents her from doing that.
They will always be after your guns for that reason
and that reason alone. All right now, I want you
to do something that's going to make you feel good.
I want you to picture this picture this moment. It's
(27:44):
Christmas morning. You're there with your fat with your father,
your mother. They have this wee little gift small they
on rapids from you, and it's a it's a thumb drive.
What's on the thumb drive? You plug it into the
family television set and mom, Dad, they're watching their wedding
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video that used to be on a VHS tape on
the big screen. How do you think that's gonna go
over Christmas morning? A baby album? Those pictures on the
thumb drive. That's what Legacy Box does. And Legacy Box
will get you your thumb drive back by Christmas if
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you get it to them soon. Tis the season. Their
Black Friday special is on now nine dollars a tape.
We're talking hard copy pictures, VHS tapes, film reels, all
kinds of things. Legacybox dot com, slash Jesse. Get them
digitized now, Legacy box dot com, slash Jesse. We'll be back.
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as it always is, so we're gonna get to what
Sean Duffy had to say about air travel and how
people dress and stuff like that. But I thought maybe
it would be a good time to take a little
bit of a break, just a litttle brief break, because
I realized we have all these new stations and new ears,
new listeners, and we're on Serious XM now on the
(29:38):
Megan Kelly channel, which is amazing. So we just we're
the show's growing, which is really weird. I have no idea,
what's wrong with you? Why don't you have any Anyway,
the show's growing. And I got this email, and honestly,
it made me laugh. Dear Emperor of Robes, my wife
and I used the Jesse promo code to officially become
Pure talk users for life. You weren't kidding. It was
so easy and nice to talk to them and sign up.
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Nice love that now that we are Pure Talkers. My
sound request is you telling your son's dead fish story again?
That always makes me cry laughing. You can say my
wife's in her or him and his wife's name Heidi
and Brad. All right, So here it is. I've told
this story a few times before. When my boys were younger.
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I do not remember the ages they were. I would
guess we're talking four and six, five and seven, somewhere
in there. They were younger. They wanted a pet terribly
like boys do. My oldest son, James at that time,
had a pet hair allergy. He's kind of over it,
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he has it a little bit, but he had a
pet hair allergy where it hives and make his eyes
swell up. Nothing horrible, but you're not gonna get a dog.
So we decided we were going to get them fish,
were going to get them fished. They each got a fish,
betas is what they were called it. The just looked
like goldfish to me, but they were betas. We get
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them fish at the pet store. They're very excited. They
had to name their fish. Okay, they had to name
their fish. They choose well, my youngest Luke, he wanted
to name his fish butt snake. Because boys are insanely
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immature in anything that has the word butt in it,
they find hilarious. Bob and I expressly forbid him from
naming his fish butt snake. So instead he named his
fish Buttery. That is an important part of the story
to remember. Buttery is the name of the fish. All right, Buttery,
that's the name. Now fast forward my oldest son, who
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actually took great care of his fish. It died on
him in three weeks. All right, that's the way life goes.
We've all had to bury a dog, bury a cat.
That's where it goes. My youngest son who had buttery, Luke,
he never took care of his fish. He always forgot
to feed it. I think that fish ate like once
a week, and the dagcon thing would not die. It
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was like rasputant. We were waiting, Bob and I were
dying for the fish to die. We wanted the fish
to die because we actually had a trip coming up.
We were going back to back to Ohio for Christmas.
That's where her family is actually in lots of my family.
We were going back there for Christmas time, and we
didn't want to have to pay somebody to come over
to the house and feed the stupid frigging fish that
the kid doesn't even care about. But the daggon fish
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won't die. He doesn't care about it, he doesn't feed it,
and this thing is a warrior. Okay. I was selling
our v's at the time, and I could not take
that much time off of work because you got to
sell to eat it's bott of mine. I had to
pay bills. Bob is leaving before me with the kids
a couple of days before me, and we talk and
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we decide, Hey, once I leave, no Ob and I
had this discussion together. Once she leaves, I'm gonna flush
the toile the fish down the toilet. I'm just we'll
tell him he died. I'm going to flush the fish
down the toilet. Bob agrees to this. Okay, she takes off.
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I flushed the fish right before I take off. I
gave him another couple of days. I even fed him,
and then I sent him out to the ocean or
wherever those pipes lead. I don't know. I watched finding
Nemo flushed him down the toilet. No big deal. Go
back to Ohio for Christmas, come back home. We are
home for twenty four to forty eight hours. And that's
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an important thing to understand too. It's not like he
went running in the house looking for his fish. He
finally notices his fish is gone. He says where's my fish?
And I said, buddy, I flushed him down the toilet.
The fish is gone. I just gave it to him
right between the eyes. He's looking at me, and he
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sees ob looking at him. She's very clearly trying to
decide how's he going to handle this. He takes a
long time, and then he starts breaking down, crying, crying.
She immediately starts glaring at me as if it's all
my fault. He runs and jumps into her arms and
starts sobbing on her chest. She's glaring daggers at me
(34:25):
from across the room, and I said, up, he's lying.
This is a put on. He's manipulating you. And he
stops for a second. She can't see him and kind
of gives me this look that he's afraid because he
knows I found him out. But then he goes back
to crying louder. He actually turns the volume up, and
she said, no, he loved that fish. And I said, really, hey, Luke,
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what was the fish's name? He freezes again in fear
and his mind starts churning. Ask him again, Luke, what
was the fish's name? And he's sobbing, fake sobbing, and
he goes swimmy. He didn't even know the name of
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the fish that I flushed down the toilet. He cried
so hard in her chest. We were at pet Smart
that day, buying them a lizard. It was a bearded dragon,
which again they didn't take care of, so we had
to give it away eventually to somebody who actually wanted
to feed it and take it out of the thing
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and whatnot? What Chris, when am I on? Now? No,
it's just Fred, No, there's nothing else. There's just oh
and James has a snake here. But James is the
responsible one. James takes care of his snake. He takes
it out, he feeds it, he cleans it up. James
is fine, swimmy. So that's the story of the fish. Okay,
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I flushed the fish down the toilet, all right there,
And I'm happy that you were happy with your talk.
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So there's a couple of things we're gonna go over
next hour. I'm gonna get to some emails at some
point in time, but we're gonna talk about these snaps
basically welfare. We're going to talk about the human trafficking
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that was enabled by the Biden administration, astronauts, the people
fired in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, all that,
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