October 20, 2025 • 37 mins
What was the deal with the No Kings protest. Communists lie about everything including the popularity of their movement. Teacher, Nurse, or Social Worker. They don’t accidentally become teachers.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Monday. What a magnificent
Monday it is going to be. So here's what you're
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in store for on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Yes,
I am reluctantly but willingly going to discuss the stupid
protests from the weekend. Don't worry, they're not a big deal.
But I'll talk about that as well. We have Donald
Trump getting in a shouting match with Zelenski. I believe
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the government is going to open again soon. That kind
of sucks. Apparently we're going to go into San franci
Cisco next and try to clean up the streets. We'll
talk about that. There was a huge robbery in France.
It's amazing and awesome but terrible. We'll discuss that. And
somebody hilariously did something at a hockey game that I
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totally support. All that emails so much more coming up
tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
go ahead and dig into one of the stories from
the weekend that wasn't a story. All this no Kings stuff.
I got all these emails about it. Jesse I'm sick
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of the media. They're just showing the no King's rally.
What about gas the email? Okay, okay, So first let's
talk about something. And you know this part already, but
this is an important part of walking our way through
why they do these things. Communists lie about everything all
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the time, everything all the time. You in your life
have lied, You will lie again. I have lied, I
will lie again. I never would brag about it, and
I feel icky when I think about the lies I've told,
just like you do. It's against my moral code. I
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would never say, Gosh, I told a great lie today
to somebody. It feels gross. Right. Communists don't have that,
that doesn't exist inside of them. Not only are lies acceptable,
lies are frankly demanded. You have to lie. That also
applies when it comes to the popularity of their revolution.
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They have always lied about the popularity of their revolution.
This is not a modern phenomenon. Every place Spain they
did this all the time when they had their little
communist revolution, The Bolsheviks did it in Soviet Union. They
have always lied about the popularity of their movement. Everyone
supports us well. Right now they are still in the
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revolution phase in America, and things aren't looking that great
for Democrat popularity. To put it mildly, the Democrat Party,
its brand continues to pull at an all time low.
It's not just political power they've lost, as we've talked about,
they've lost so much cultural power. They're feeling cultural power
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evaporate before them. They're feeling like all their power is
turning to dust in their hands. So what do you do?
People always go back to what they know. They always
go back to their foundation. You have basic things, Your
personality has a foundation. What do communists know? Street riots
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and protests? They always do it. They always have, they
always will. That's why you've heard a thousand Democrats. I've
played them all for you on this show, talking about
taking it to the streets. We've got to be street ready.
I mean, look, Jaya Powell, I have her. She's on
the board here right, Oh yeah, here, shut up, No,
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that's not it, Chris. Did you didn't put Jaya Powell
on the board. Chris? I thought we were gonna put
Jaya Powell on the board. Did you screw this up? Chris?
Screwed it up?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You know? It's okay, Chris. They know it by now.
It's okay, it's good street ready. We got to take
it to the streets. These people take it to the streets.
So let's talk about what we've experienced here in America.
We always we make jokes about, oh, it's protest season.
Looks like Democrats gonna be protesting again. But we haven't
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until recent years, really understood that it's all fake. That
there are several It's not like there's one. Several organizations,
many of them air Figers, Grote nonprofits. There are several
organizations in this country funded with left wing billionaire money,
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and what they do full time is organize and fund
street protests. It's what they do. Let's get people in
the streets. So how does this work. Here's how it works.
Let's say I'm George Soros. I'm just using his name
as a placeholder because it's one everyone knows. I'm George Soros.
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I am a dirty foreigner who should have had my
citizens stripped a long time ago. But that's another story.
And I'm upset that Donald Trump is deporting illegals. I
need America full of illegals in order to bring the
country down like I've always wanted. Donald Trump's deporting them
so want. I want big protests, massive demonstrations. So I
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do what I've always done. I go get my check book.
He's so old, you know, he still writes checks. I
go get my checkbook and I write a very large check. Hey,
here's one hundred million dollars, and I send it to
my foundation. You know, one of his famous foundations is
the Open Society Foundation. They always have these flowery, stupid names.
I send it to my foundation. The foundation. Look, it
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gets the check with instructions. Right, it's not a Oh
Christmas game early orson or hanukak Chris, Oh Christmas came early? No no, no,
no no no. They understand that money has to be
used for what George wants it used for. Then, the
Open Society Foundation has all kinds of organizations, nonprofits, it's
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that are attached to it, that exists under it. They
take five million and send it to this group in LA.
They take ten million and send it to this group
in Chicago. They take twenty million and send it to
this group in DC. They distribute the funds. Now, where
do the funds go from here? The funds go to
paying the people who will organize the riot. So let's
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say there are five people. We'll make it about LA.
You have an organization in LA. You really have fine,
five main people. They have a salary already, they're paid
to do this. They get this influx of money and
they it comes with instructions, Hey on this day? What
day to day? Did it's the twenty eighteenth, Hey on
October eighteenth. It's in a month. We need a big
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protest and we're gonna call it no Kings. So go
start printing signs, Go send your online army out there,
and start spreading the word around immediately that we're gonna
protest Trump this day. If you have to pay some
people to show up, here is your budget. Here's here's
two hundred thousand dollars, and I want you to distribute
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this to ensure that someone shows up, because they can't
ever afford nobody showing up, so it is paid. Oh,
by the way, here's your budget for some T shirts.
Here's your budget for some signs. Get some professional no
King signs printed and go. But it's even worse than issues.
See it also ties in groups that you would like
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to think would be non political, like teachers, unions in fact,
unions in general. No, it's not all unions, and it's
not all union workers, but unions are famously Democrat institutions
in this country. If you know anything about the history
of our elections and unions, I mean, shoot the mafia
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in unions. Unions are oftentimes used as foot soldiers for
the Democrat cause, so they get co opted into this. Hey,
you want to remain part of the SCIU October eighteenth,
I expect you to be there. Take the day off
of work, because we need you showing up at our
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no Kings protest in La Chicago? Does it? La? Does it? Seattle?
Does it? Miami? Does it? Money spread all across the country. Now,
here's been the problem. It's not as much of a
problem anymore, but here has been the problem. The problem
is normal people, good people, maybe even you. I'll tell
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you what it was definitely me at one point in
my life. You turn on the television on Saturday and
the media is covering of course, and that Look, there's
lots of people out there, and even if you disagree
with them, even if you hate them, you think to yourself, wow,
there are a lot of people unhappy with Trump. Wow,
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you know what we're going to lose in the midterms.
You know what, maybe, hey, guys, maybe we should moderate
on some of these things we're doing. Should we back
off of deporting ivegles. Look at all these people angry
with us. Now, this is going to cost us elections.
That is part of why they do it. Another part
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of why they do it, on top of intimidating us,
another part is it's a recruitment drive. Communists in general
are herd animals. Anyway, as we've discussed, what about that
guy may girl who knows maybe not political, maybe a
little political, sitting at home, maybe lonely, a lot of
loneliness out there today. I want to be part of something.
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I want some friends. There's even some chicks there. Maybe
I should Maybe I should go be part of it.
People love to be part of a crowd. They do.
It's a recruitment drive. It's an intimidation thing. But it's
not real. It's paid for organized. Now, let's discuss some
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of the things we saw and heard at it. Before
we discuss those things, do you know do you know
how I consume those protests? I didn't go. Could you
imagine the smell? You know? Nobody is going to eat
anything decent there? I mean if you saw some of
those women, all the food was gone. Anyway, I sat
at home in my cozy Earth robe. Yeah, did I
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get an eye roll from ob when I came out,
cup of coffee in hand robe on? I did, But
even she under her breath had to snicker a little
bit and say, oh, no, you're a robe guy. I
sat down with a couple cups of coffee in my
cozy Earth robe and watch these commie freaks dance and
poop on themselves in the streets. Get yourself some cozy
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dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
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fantastic Monday, only forty five minutes away from Medal of
Honor Monday. Of course, I don't remember if I mentioned
that in the opening, talking briefly here for just a
couple of minutes about the no Kings protests and things
like that from the weekend. All right, so I already
talked about these things are all paid and organized. Virtually
all communist street activism you've seen in your life is
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paid and organized professional protesters. Now, let's discuss some of
the people who show up at these things. Who would
show up because they're not all paid. Some people do
show up. Well, there are lovely, lovely people, lovely people
like this woman here, I should point out she has
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wrinkles and gray hair.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But Charlie Kirk being assassinated, they's a piece of garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Of course we were mad.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I am so tired of people saying.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Oh, but you know, it's a terrible thing. No Hitler
is dead.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm glad Hitler's dead.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Something that I've heard in interviewing Republicans is that they're
concerned with the healthcare going to undocumented immigrants. What would
you say about that.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I don't know that it's true. Yeah, Oh, she was
far from the only one. A lot of death wishing
up there for a birthday President.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
What do you hope happens? You know, you wake up
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I hope that I see the obituary that we're all
waiting for tomorrow. That's what I hope for.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, did you wishing that President Trump is dead?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Absolutely, absolutely, okay, absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, this dude allegedly I thought it was a chick
when I saw him. But this dude in Seattle.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
In this say, in this context, who's a Nazi?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Stephen Miller?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
So you're gonna kill Steven Miller?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If I had a chance.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Here was.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Steven Miller is a Nazi? So you're gonna kill Stephen
Miller if I had the chance. Right there on camera,
this guy got up and smoke. He actually had a
microphone in Illinois. We got to.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Grab a cob.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
We gotta churn around the coves on this fascist system.
These ice agents gotta get.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Shot and wipe out. These Ice agents gotta get shot
and wiped out, he screamed into the microphone. Of course,
the media did the best they could, roll out a
couple of the token Republicans, who of course aren't really Republicans,
like this big, huge dork David Brules.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I'm more center right, and I don't. I'm not gonna
be appealed to by a rally that seems super lefty.
But these seem just patriotic and American, and so I
feel completely at home with them, and.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Just patriotic and American.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He feels at home with our birthday president. What do
you hope happens? You know, you wake up tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I hope that I see the obituary that we're all
waiting for tomorrow. That's what I hope for.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, are you wishing that the President Trump is done?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Absolutely absolutely. We have discussed it before, so we're not
going to dig into it tonight. There's too much other
fun stuff, too many great emails, too many other things.
But we have become a culture of assassination. As I've
talked about before on the show, it's not you, it's
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not your side, it's not the right at all. The
communists in this country have become very, very violent now.
Not all of them commit acts of violence. Usually that's
reserved for their tranny pets, who are mentally shattered enough
to go do it before they kill themselves, but they
cheer it on. They want it to happen. They're so
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bold about it. They'll say it into the camera. They
don't just say it in the camera or at protests.
In Democrat circles, this is how they talk to each other.
They speak to each other all the time about your death,
the death of Donald Trump, the people who oppose them
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should die. This is how they talk. And this is
the result not only of a godless bunch of filthy
communists who don't know Jesus. This is the result of programming.
Human beings for all of history have been programmable, and
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we still are programmable. You are, I am. Here's the
honest truth. What goes into your eyes and ears affects
you way more than you think it does. You know
what I've you know what I've caught myself doing. You
want to hear something, You want to hear how programmable
we all are. I occasionally like some rock music. I
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mean I love rock music, as you know, you hear
the music in the show, and sometimes I like it
a little harder than Rage against the Machine. You know,
some good old hardcore, metallic, that kind of stuff, and
I jam to that. I like to work out to that.
Do you know that I have stopped listening to that
on my way into the studio to do the show,
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not because it makes me bad, it makes me mad.
I sit down, and I'm just more testy, I'm more
fired up. I don't want to bring you down. We're
all programmable. And years over, ten years now, ten years
of Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi has turned people very,
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very violent. And the heartbreaking part about that violence is
you can't turn them the other way. Neither can I.
Only they're guiding voices can deprogram these violent people. Only
the people in the leftist media and leftist politicians left
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us Hollywood. They're the only ones with the power to
deprogram these violent street animals, and up to now, they
have shown no desire to do so. Just keep that
in mind. Now to wrap this up and then we're
going to move on, let's talk about that big chungus
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woman we saw openly mocking Charlie Kirk's assassination. She, of course,
is a teacher. Before we get to that, maybe you
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Let's talk about Big Chungus next. True It's the Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
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wonderful Monday. Remember, if you email the show, you can
If you email the show, if you want to email
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If you happen to be watching, remember you can watch
the show on Jesse kellyshow dot com. Maybe you're asking yourself,
why is Jesse wearing a band not only a band
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aid on his finger, but a toy story band aid
on his finger. So, before we get to big chungus,
allow me to explain. There are things about getting old.
Actually most of getting older. I don't mind it. In fact,
I kind of enjoy it. I enjoy being forty four
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more than I enjoyed being twenty four. To be honest,
I like joking about it, but it's fun. Granted, my
hair is leaving and turning gray. You're not things hurt more.
But here's something I've noticed, and I'm not sure why.
I'm sure when I say this, somebody's going to email
in and tell me why. You will hurt yourself sometimes
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and you're not sure how or why or when it happened.
Oh and me, we went out to uh We had
a Halloween party on Saturday night for our friends and neighbors.
Her parents came into town. Believe me, it was not exactly.
It wasn't New Orleans right. It was the most old
person Halloween party in the world. But there was karaoke
and it was fun. We had a good time. Some
chicken Chris, you gotta try these chicken strips. Anyway, beside
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the point, we got back from the Halloween party ten
I think at night and Ab says, geez, look at
your finger. And I had blood, not only all over
my Halloween costume, it was dripping off the end of
my finger. I oh, Chris, you should see it. I
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completely tore like a chunk of flesh off the end
of my finger. No idea how I'm guessing I banged
it when we were folding up the chairs and tables
and things like that. But Chris said, I think I
would have felt it. Well, Chris, not when you're as
tough as me.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No what.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But anyway, so it keeps bleeding all over everything. I
needed some band aids. I go to the cupboard to
get some band aids. We have this big box of
normal band aids. And then I saw this little box
of Toy Story from the movie Toy Story Toy Story
band aids in there, and I'm thinking to myself, I
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hate that I'm about to sound like Chris. I don't
want to be wasteful. Obviously, no one's going to use them.
The boys are not going to use them. I don't care.
I'm now using Toy Story band aids until my finger
stops wit. And thank you, Chris. I knew I could
count on your support. I'm not sure that support is
going to come as much from everyone else, but thank
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you for once. I appreciate that. I didn't want to
be wasteful, So that's why I'm wearing a Toy Story
band aid. Now let's discuss Big Chungus. If you haven't
seen Big Chungus, she is quite famous by now. At
the Note one of the Note King's protests in Illinois,
there was this woman, I think, and as a car
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was driving by, she made a gun symbol with her
hand and stuck it in her neck and kept saying
bang bang, Just a mean, nasty, demonic hippoponamus making fun
of Charlie Kirk's assassination. And it was it was revolting. Honestly,
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it was terrible, especially when you think about that that
young widow and those kids that there's just kid was
really really bad. But I want to discuss more about
her professor profession because I wasn't surprised when I found
out what she did. Whenever I see a woman conducting
herself like that at a communist protest, I automatically play
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this little game in my head. And from now on,
if you like, you can play this little game with me.
My little game is always this, huh teacher, nurse or
social worker? Teacher, nurse or social worker. And do you
know why that's the little game I play in my
head every time, because every single friggin time, it's a teacher,
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it's a nurse, it's a social worker, every single time.
Not just women. By the way, this dude, guess what
works for a comb a.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Con We gotta churn around the cubs on this fascist system.
These ice Asians gonna get shot and wipe up.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, But after everyone found out that Chungus was a teacher,
they started to ask, wait, what, why are there so
many of these people in the teaching profession? Well, why
do they keep busting pedophiles working at Disney? Why is it?
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Why is it that when you come across some disgusting
story about a dude who is a pedophile with underage girls,
that he's a coach. He coaches girls volleyball, junior high.
He's a gymnastics coach. Gymnastics coaches seem to have a
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real problem in this area. Why, well, it's not a
chicken or the egg thing. The pedophile is at Disney
because that's where the children are. Because we have all
had a wonderful teacher, and there are many wonderful teachers
by the way, still, but because we have all had
a wonderful teacher, and we all were just built with
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a respect inside of us. For people who do that.
You don't make a lot of money, true, you don't
make squat and then you're dealing with kids all day long,
but you're trying to educate them. There's just there's a
respect that automatically comes with it. It's like cops. You
see a cop that automatically, even if you don't want to,
there's a level of respect that guy puts his life
on the line. We do that with teachers. But the
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truth is, if you're a disgusting communist and you want
to destroy people's children, you want to mentally shatter them,
you want to destroy their soul and turn them into miserable,
bitter communists foot soldiers for the rest of their lives.
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Is there a better profession than teacher for you to
go into. They are child predators. Keep in mind, maybe
not in the kiddie touching way, but they are child predators.
As soon as I saw Chungus stick in that face,
you're in her next saying bang bang bang. As soon
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as I saw I thought, oh, that's a teacher, and
of course not only a teacher kindergarten through eighth grade teacher.
Do you think Chungus went into the teaching profession and
then became a communist? Do you think Chungus was a
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communist who thought to herself, how can I do the
most good for the revolution? Can I? Where can I
properly serve the revolution? Well, like Lenin said, give me
four years with our nation's youth and the revolution will
never be defeated. That's not an exact quote. I screwed
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that up, but it's pretty close. Chungus, just like Lenin,
decided she was going to be a school teacher because
it gives her access to your children, and she can't
have them growing up happy with values. What if they
end up what if they start a family, What if
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what if they go to church? What if they love
their country? How could they possibly serve the revolution if
they love their country. And so Chungus said, you know what,
as soon as I finish these cookies, I'm going to
teaching school. And she did, and after she got done
in teaching school, she went on to be a teacher,
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breaking young minds. I know they're you're probably stuck in
whatever school situation you're stuck in. If you are in one,
most people don't have the means. Well, just private school.
Most people don't have the means. If you can do it,
if you can homeschool, do it. If not, make sure
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you're keeping your eyes on the Chungus in your child's school.
Remember that Black Lives Matter flag. That tranny flag in
your child's classroom is like a Neon sign saying I'm
a predator. I'm a predator. Just remember that. And don't
think you can buy her off with doughnuts. It won't work, certainly,
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don't bring her in apple all right, we'll do some
emails next.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
He doesn't care if you believe them, but he's right.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
wonderful Monday, only ten minutes away from Medal of Honor Monday. Member,
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify, Itunes's Dosinnbia's there's so many good
ones today. Hey, Oracle, I heard you talking about AI
taking away jobs. Well, I'm a meat cutter, so I
(29:47):
figure i'm safe. Your job, though, is doomed, and returning
to construction is out because of your failing old man body.
So onunce you're out of work, you can come to
East Tennessee and I'll train you till then keep speaking
hard truth. Maybe we are screwed, Chris, have you ever
(30:07):
thought about that? What if? What if AI can do
the show? I would? Chris has other prospects. Well, I
don't have any lawyers in my family, Buddy, I don't.
All right, that's I don't for one. Two, you know
I know something about meat cutting. You want to know.
You want to know. One of the reasons, all right,
I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna share it with you
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right now. One of the reasons I don't hunt anymore.
Not that I never hunt, you know, I just went
hog hunting. I don't have anything more against it. I'm
fine with hunting, but I grew up. We moved to Montana,
when I was ten, and my dad was just the
ultimate outdoorsman. That was his thing. My dad got dropped
(30:50):
into Alaska by helicopter one time by himself for a week,
and the helicopter came back and got him. He was
just out there hunting. Just dude. That was my dad.
He was my old man was He was one of
the kind. So my own man was an outdoorsman. He
was a hunter. And he would drag me out of
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bed in the morning and we go hump through the
snow trying to find elk or deer, or we drive
over to eastern Montana and kill antelope, or are we
go pheasant hunting or whatnot? And I enjoy those memories,
by the way, enjoy those memories, and it was fun.
It's a good time. You learn a lot.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
But you know one of the reasons I hated it
so much, Well I didn't. I should I take that back,
Not that I hated it so much. You want to
know one of the reasons I don't do it anymore.
When you would kill a deer or an elk or something,
it's only just begun you then you have to hump
it out of the mountains. So you've got to out there,
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usually in the snow. You're pulling up. Not only have
you got a gut it, you know, field dressing. That's
no big deal, right, I mean, dude, that was kind
of cool, right. You feel like Grizzly Adams. But you've
got to bust out a saw and you've got to
start chopping it up, and then you gotta hump it
out of the mountains. And let's say you're quote lucky
enough to where you don't have to hump it out
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of the mountains, meaning maybe you have access to a
four wheeler or a good mule or something. You have something,
some way to get it out whole without having to
quarter it up. Good deal, sounds good? Right? Nope? What
that means is you have to take it back to
somebody's garage. You have to hang it. Then you've got
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to go out and skit it. And once you're done
skit it. It seemed Does this make me sound lazy?
It seemed like a lot of work. It was a
lot of work once the fun is over. I don't
mind having the fun. The hunting was better than the shooting, right,
the stock and you're trying to get it then find
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that you get it. It's good and now you're gonna have
a freezer full of meat. But you get from hunting
it to the freezer is a lot of work. What
Chris Chris said, the meat doesn't taste that good. Have
you had elk? Buddy? Okay, dear, Now, what I'm about
to say is going to result in probably more hate
mail than we've ever had to the show. Remember you
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can send your love hating death threats to Jesse at
jesse kellyshow dot com deer meat socks. I do not
like venison. Elk is really good, but really good, really lean,
not too gamey at all. Depends kind of on what
they're eating all animals, it depends on what they're eating.
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But elk is really really good. I was not big
on moose. Bison, buffalo delicious, freaking delicious and really really
good for you. I I never killed a buffalo, but
at least up in Montana you could buy it. You
could buy it at a butcher's shop, or the grocery
store would have it, or even restaurants would have Hey,
you could have a bison. Stay. Bison is delicious. Elk
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is good, and they're huge. People who who have never
lived in the Rockies. They do not realize how big
elk are. They think they're just deer with a darker head. No,
elk are enormous, absolutely enormous. We would go. They would
give out cow tags. That's a female elk. Female. The
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males are called bulls, the cows are the female is
called cows. They would give out cow tags, and I mean,
you would think to yourself, why do you want to
go kill a cow elk? What's the big deal your freezer?
A cow? One cow elk will pack your freezer for
a year. That's a lot of money savings. Now. The
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worst though, was deer because I hated it, but we
didn't want to waste to meet and so it was
dear Night, it just sucked. It's anyway, let's get back
to the emails. Chris, Dear Fred whisper. I'm currently driving
through Oxford, Ally, Obama on the way to Talladega for NASCAR. Okay,
that would be fun. Just past the billboard on the
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side of the highway that said drive a tank for
ninety nine dollars. For two hundred dollars, you and Chris
could probably do some tank chouseting. He said. His name
is Parker, Buddy, I don't fit in tanks. I'm never
going to fit in a tank. Every tankeror every new
was frigging short. What Chris, Just stick your head out
of the hatch. What's wrong with you, Chris? That's how
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you get it shot off. Okay, I'm not sticking my
head out of any hatches. I'm not getting in any tanks.
Being in a tank sounds way cooler than it actually is.
It is all metal and uncomfortable stuff, and it's terrifying, terrifying.
I would never want to be in a tank. Here's something,
(35:49):
here's something for you. Maybe you have a tanker in
your family, maybe maybe one currently or in the past,
World War two, something like that. Those guys into death
a lot, a lot. There are a lot of weapons
that can take out a tank. Now, almost almost from
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the inception of a tank, which was World War One
when they started experimenting with him, almost from the inception
of the tank, we have figured out how to blow
up a tank, blow holes in a tank, that people
burn in tanks. I lost one of my buddies. He
drowned in a tank. It went in the river in
Iraq upside down, so he died in one. I do
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not like tanks. I am not a tank fan at all.
I'm never getting in a tank. No, thank you, But
I bet you i'd have receptions still with my pure
Talk phone in a tank, what Chris, I bet I would. People.
When I tell people that Pure Talk's gonna cost half,
you know, well, at least my bill got cut in
half when I switched from t Mobile to Pure Talk.
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When they hear that, they probably like Pure Talks values
and they like Pure Talks prices of course, but they
think to themselves, I don't want to drop calls. I
can't drop calls. I have to get ahold of my kids.
I need this phone for work. Pure Talk's on the
same towers. It's the same service. I'm not asking you
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to give up anything except for funding communism. Pure Talks
CEO walk the Jungles of Vietnam. Two tours with Mac
the SOG veteran lad. When they give back like they're
doing right now, they're giving dogs, rescue dogs to veterans.
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That's freaking cool. Dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, We'll
be back
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Monday. What a magnificent
Monday it is going to be. So here's what you're
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in store for on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Yes,
I am reluctantly but willingly going to discuss the stupid
protests from the weekend. Don't worry, they're not a big deal.
But I'll talk about that as well. We have Donald
Trump getting in a shouting match with Zelenski. I believe
(00:54):
the government is going to open again soon. That kind
of sucks. Apparently we're going to go into San franci
Cisco next and try to clean up the streets. We'll
talk about that. There was a huge robbery in France.
It's amazing and awesome but terrible. We'll discuss that. And
somebody hilariously did something at a hockey game that I
(01:16):
totally support. All that emails so much more coming up
tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
go ahead and dig into one of the stories from
the weekend that wasn't a story. All this no Kings stuff.
I got all these emails about it. Jesse I'm sick
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of the media. They're just showing the no King's rally.
What about gas the email? Okay, okay, So first let's
talk about something. And you know this part already, but
this is an important part of walking our way through
why they do these things. Communists lie about everything all
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the time, everything all the time. You in your life
have lied, You will lie again. I have lied, I
will lie again. I never would brag about it, and
I feel icky when I think about the lies I've told,
just like you do. It's against my moral code. I
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would never say, Gosh, I told a great lie today
to somebody. It feels gross. Right. Communists don't have that,
that doesn't exist inside of them. Not only are lies acceptable,
lies are frankly demanded. You have to lie. That also
applies when it comes to the popularity of their revolution.
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They have always lied about the popularity of their revolution.
This is not a modern phenomenon. Every place Spain they
did this all the time when they had their little
communist revolution, The Bolsheviks did it in Soviet Union. They
have always lied about the popularity of their movement. Everyone
supports us well. Right now they are still in the
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revolution phase in America, and things aren't looking that great
for Democrat popularity. To put it mildly, the Democrat Party,
its brand continues to pull at an all time low.
It's not just political power they've lost, as we've talked about,
they've lost so much cultural power. They're feeling cultural power
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evaporate before them. They're feeling like all their power is
turning to dust in their hands. So what do you do?
People always go back to what they know. They always
go back to their foundation. You have basic things, Your
personality has a foundation. What do communists know? Street riots
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and protests? They always do it. They always have, they
always will. That's why you've heard a thousand Democrats. I've
played them all for you on this show, talking about
taking it to the streets. We've got to be street ready.
I mean, look, Jaya Powell, I have her. She's on
the board here right, Oh yeah, here, shut up, No,
(04:14):
that's not it, Chris. Did you didn't put Jaya Powell
on the board. Chris? I thought we were gonna put
Jaya Powell on the board. Did you screw this up? Chris?
Screwed it up?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You know? It's okay, Chris. They know it by now.
It's okay, it's good street ready. We got to take
it to the streets. These people take it to the streets.
So let's talk about what we've experienced here in America.
We always we make jokes about, oh, it's protest season.
Looks like Democrats gonna be protesting again. But we haven't
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until recent years, really understood that it's all fake. That
there are several It's not like there's one. Several organizations,
many of them air Figers, Grote nonprofits. There are several
organizations in this country funded with left wing billionaire money,
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and what they do full time is organize and fund
street protests. It's what they do. Let's get people in
the streets. So how does this work. Here's how it works.
Let's say I'm George Soros. I'm just using his name
as a placeholder because it's one everyone knows. I'm George Soros.
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I am a dirty foreigner who should have had my
citizens stripped a long time ago. But that's another story.
And I'm upset that Donald Trump is deporting illegals. I
need America full of illegals in order to bring the
country down like I've always wanted. Donald Trump's deporting them
so want. I want big protests, massive demonstrations. So I
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do what I've always done. I go get my check book.
He's so old, you know, he still writes checks. I
go get my checkbook and I write a very large check. Hey,
here's one hundred million dollars, and I send it to
my foundation. You know, one of his famous foundations is
the Open Society Foundation. They always have these flowery, stupid names.
I send it to my foundation. The foundation. Look, it
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gets the check with instructions. Right, it's not a Oh
Christmas game early orson or hanukak Chris, Oh Christmas came early? No no, no,
no no no. They understand that money has to be
used for what George wants it used for. Then, the
Open Society Foundation has all kinds of organizations, nonprofits, it's
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that are attached to it, that exists under it. They
take five million and send it to this group in LA.
They take ten million and send it to this group
in Chicago. They take twenty million and send it to
this group in DC. They distribute the funds. Now, where
do the funds go from here? The funds go to
paying the people who will organize the riot. So let's
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say there are five people. We'll make it about LA.
You have an organization in LA. You really have fine,
five main people. They have a salary already, they're paid
to do this. They get this influx of money and
they it comes with instructions, Hey on this day? What
day to day? Did it's the twenty eighteenth, Hey on
October eighteenth. It's in a month. We need a big
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protest and we're gonna call it no Kings. So go
start printing signs, Go send your online army out there,
and start spreading the word around immediately that we're gonna
protest Trump this day. If you have to pay some
people to show up, here is your budget. Here's here's
two hundred thousand dollars, and I want you to distribute
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this to ensure that someone shows up, because they can't
ever afford nobody showing up, so it is paid. Oh,
by the way, here's your budget for some T shirts.
Here's your budget for some signs. Get some professional no
King signs printed and go. But it's even worse than issues.
See it also ties in groups that you would like
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to think would be non political, like teachers, unions in fact,
unions in general. No, it's not all unions, and it's
not all union workers, but unions are famously Democrat institutions
in this country. If you know anything about the history
of our elections and unions, I mean, shoot the mafia
(08:35):
in unions. Unions are oftentimes used as foot soldiers for
the Democrat cause, so they get co opted into this. Hey,
you want to remain part of the SCIU October eighteenth,
I expect you to be there. Take the day off
of work, because we need you showing up at our
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no Kings protest in La Chicago? Does it? La? Does it? Seattle?
Does it? Miami? Does it? Money spread all across the country. Now,
here's been the problem. It's not as much of a
problem anymore, but here has been the problem. The problem
is normal people, good people, maybe even you. I'll tell
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you what it was definitely me at one point in
my life. You turn on the television on Saturday and
the media is covering of course, and that Look, there's
lots of people out there, and even if you disagree
with them, even if you hate them, you think to yourself, wow,
there are a lot of people unhappy with Trump. Wow,
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you know what we're going to lose in the midterms.
You know what, maybe, hey, guys, maybe we should moderate
on some of these things we're doing. Should we back
off of deporting ivegles. Look at all these people angry
with us. Now, this is going to cost us elections.
That is part of why they do it. Another part
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of why they do it, on top of intimidating us,
another part is it's a recruitment drive. Communists in general
are herd animals. Anyway, as we've discussed, what about that
guy may girl who knows maybe not political, maybe a
little political, sitting at home, maybe lonely, a lot of
loneliness out there today. I want to be part of something.
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I want some friends. There's even some chicks there. Maybe
I should Maybe I should go be part of it.
People love to be part of a crowd. They do.
It's a recruitment drive. It's an intimidation thing. But it's
not real. It's paid for organized. Now, let's discuss some
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of the things we saw and heard at it. Before
we discuss those things, do you know do you know
how I consume those protests? I didn't go. Could you
imagine the smell? You know? Nobody is going to eat
anything decent there? I mean if you saw some of
those women, all the food was gone. Anyway, I sat
at home in my cozy Earth robe. Yeah, did I
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get an eye roll from ob when I came out,
cup of coffee in hand robe on? I did, But
even she under her breath had to snicker a little
bit and say, oh, no, you're a robe guy. I
sat down with a couple cups of coffee in my
cozy Earth robe and watch these commie freaks dance and
poop on themselves in the streets. Get yourself some cozy
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Earth stuff. Everything we have, Oh gosh, it's about half
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Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
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fantastic Monday, only forty five minutes away from Medal of
Honor Monday. Of course, I don't remember if I mentioned
that in the opening, talking briefly here for just a
couple of minutes about the no Kings protests and things
like that from the weekend. All right, so I already
talked about these things are all paid and organized. Virtually
all communist street activism you've seen in your life is
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paid and organized professional protesters. Now, let's discuss some of
the people who show up at these things. Who would
show up because they're not all paid. Some people do
show up. Well, there are lovely, lovely people, lovely people
like this woman here, I should point out she has
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wrinkles and gray hair.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But Charlie Kirk being assassinated, they's a piece of garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Of course we were mad.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I am so tired of people saying.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Oh, but you know, it's a terrible thing. No Hitler
is dead.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm glad Hitler's dead.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Something that I've heard in interviewing Republicans is that they're
concerned with the healthcare going to undocumented immigrants. What would
you say about that.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I don't know that it's true. Yeah, Oh, she was
far from the only one. A lot of death wishing
up there for a birthday President.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
What do you hope happens? You know, you wake up
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I hope that I see the obituary that we're all
waiting for tomorrow. That's what I hope for.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, did you wishing that President Trump is dead?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Absolutely, absolutely, okay, absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, this dude allegedly I thought it was a chick
when I saw him. But this dude in Seattle.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
In this say, in this context, who's a Nazi?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Stephen Miller?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
So you're gonna kill Steven Miller?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If I had a chance.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Here was.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Steven Miller is a Nazi? So you're gonna kill Stephen
Miller if I had the chance. Right there on camera,
this guy got up and smoke. He actually had a
microphone in Illinois. We got to.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Grab a cob.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
We gotta churn around the coves on this fascist system.
These ice agents gotta get.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Shot and wipe out. These Ice agents gotta get shot
and wiped out, he screamed into the microphone. Of course,
the media did the best they could, roll out a
couple of the token Republicans, who of course aren't really Republicans,
like this big, huge dork David Brules.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I'm more center right, and I don't. I'm not gonna
be appealed to by a rally that seems super lefty.
But these seem just patriotic and American, and so I
feel completely at home with them, and.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Just patriotic and American.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He feels at home with our birthday president. What do
you hope happens? You know, you wake up tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I hope that I see the obituary that we're all
waiting for tomorrow. That's what I hope for.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, are you wishing that the President Trump is done?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Absolutely absolutely. We have discussed it before, so we're not
going to dig into it tonight. There's too much other
fun stuff, too many great emails, too many other things.
But we have become a culture of assassination. As I've
talked about before on the show, it's not you, it's
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not your side, it's not the right at all. The
communists in this country have become very, very violent now.
Not all of them commit acts of violence. Usually that's
reserved for their tranny pets, who are mentally shattered enough
to go do it before they kill themselves, but they
cheer it on. They want it to happen. They're so
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bold about it. They'll say it into the camera. They
don't just say it in the camera or at protests.
In Democrat circles, this is how they talk to each other.
They speak to each other all the time about your death,
the death of Donald Trump, the people who oppose them
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should die. This is how they talk. And this is
the result not only of a godless bunch of filthy
communists who don't know Jesus. This is the result of programming.
Human beings for all of history have been programmable, and
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we still are programmable. You are, I am. Here's the
honest truth. What goes into your eyes and ears affects
you way more than you think it does. You know
what I've you know what I've caught myself doing. You
want to hear something, You want to hear how programmable
we all are. I occasionally like some rock music. I
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mean I love rock music, as you know, you hear
the music in the show, and sometimes I like it
a little harder than Rage against the Machine. You know,
some good old hardcore, metallic, that kind of stuff, and
I jam to that. I like to work out to that.
Do you know that I have stopped listening to that
on my way into the studio to do the show,
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not because it makes me bad, it makes me mad.
I sit down, and I'm just more testy, I'm more
fired up. I don't want to bring you down. We're
all programmable. And years over, ten years now, ten years
of Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi has turned people very,
(17:51):
very violent. And the heartbreaking part about that violence is
you can't turn them the other way. Neither can I.
Only they're guiding voices can deprogram these violent people. Only
the people in the leftist media and leftist politicians left
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us Hollywood. They're the only ones with the power to
deprogram these violent street animals, and up to now, they
have shown no desire to do so. Just keep that
in mind. Now to wrap this up and then we're
going to move on, let's talk about that big chungus
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woman we saw openly mocking Charlie Kirk's assassination. She, of course,
is a teacher. Before we get to that, maybe you
are a communist and you've recently lost your job. That's
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employer because they're already on ziprecruider. You see, they got
(18:59):
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Let's talk about Big Chungus next. True It's the Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
(20:05):
wonderful Monday. Remember, if you email the show, you can
If you email the show, if you want to email
the show, you can. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
If you happen to be watching, remember you can watch
the show on Jesse kellyshow dot com. Maybe you're asking yourself,
why is Jesse wearing a band not only a band
(20:26):
aid on his finger, but a toy story band aid
on his finger. So, before we get to big chungus,
allow me to explain. There are things about getting old.
Actually most of getting older. I don't mind it. In fact,
I kind of enjoy it. I enjoy being forty four
(20:47):
more than I enjoyed being twenty four. To be honest,
I like joking about it, but it's fun. Granted, my
hair is leaving and turning gray. You're not things hurt more.
But here's something I've noticed, and I'm not sure why.
I'm sure when I say this, somebody's going to email
in and tell me why. You will hurt yourself sometimes
(21:11):
and you're not sure how or why or when it happened.
Oh and me, we went out to uh We had
a Halloween party on Saturday night for our friends and neighbors.
Her parents came into town. Believe me, it was not exactly.
It wasn't New Orleans right. It was the most old
person Halloween party in the world. But there was karaoke
and it was fun. We had a good time. Some
chicken Chris, you gotta try these chicken strips. Anyway, beside
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the point, we got back from the Halloween party ten
I think at night and Ab says, geez, look at
your finger. And I had blood, not only all over
my Halloween costume, it was dripping off the end of
my finger. I oh, Chris, you should see it. I
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completely tore like a chunk of flesh off the end
of my finger. No idea how I'm guessing I banged
it when we were folding up the chairs and tables
and things like that. But Chris said, I think I
would have felt it. Well, Chris, not when you're as
tough as me.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No what.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But anyway, so it keeps bleeding all over everything. I
needed some band aids. I go to the cupboard to
get some band aids. We have this big box of
normal band aids. And then I saw this little box
of Toy Story from the movie Toy Story Toy Story
band aids in there, and I'm thinking to myself, I
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hate that I'm about to sound like Chris. I don't
want to be wasteful. Obviously, no one's going to use them.
The boys are not going to use them. I don't care.
I'm now using Toy Story band aids until my finger
stops wit. And thank you, Chris. I knew I could
count on your support. I'm not sure that support is
going to come as much from everyone else, but thank
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you for once. I appreciate that. I didn't want to
be wasteful, So that's why I'm wearing a Toy Story
band aid. Now let's discuss Big Chungus. If you haven't
seen Big Chungus, she is quite famous by now. At
the Note one of the Note King's protests in Illinois,
there was this woman, I think, and as a car
(23:26):
was driving by, she made a gun symbol with her
hand and stuck it in her neck and kept saying
bang bang, Just a mean, nasty, demonic hippoponamus making fun
of Charlie Kirk's assassination. And it was it was revolting. Honestly,
(23:46):
it was terrible, especially when you think about that that
young widow and those kids that there's just kid was
really really bad. But I want to discuss more about
her professor profession because I wasn't surprised when I found
out what she did. Whenever I see a woman conducting
herself like that at a communist protest, I automatically play
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this little game in my head. And from now on,
if you like, you can play this little game with me.
My little game is always this, huh teacher, nurse or
social worker? Teacher, nurse or social worker. And do you
know why that's the little game I play in my
head every time, because every single friggin time, it's a teacher,
(24:34):
it's a nurse, it's a social worker, every single time.
Not just women. By the way, this dude, guess what
works for a comb a.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Con We gotta churn around the cubs on this fascist system.
These ice Asians gonna get shot and wipe up.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, But after everyone found out that Chungus was a teacher,
they started to ask, wait, what, why are there so
many of these people in the teaching profession? Well, why
do they keep busting pedophiles working at Disney? Why is it?
(25:16):
Why is it that when you come across some disgusting
story about a dude who is a pedophile with underage girls,
that he's a coach. He coaches girls volleyball, junior high.
He's a gymnastics coach. Gymnastics coaches seem to have a
(25:36):
real problem in this area. Why, well, it's not a
chicken or the egg thing. The pedophile is at Disney
because that's where the children are. Because we have all
had a wonderful teacher, and there are many wonderful teachers
by the way, still, but because we have all had
a wonderful teacher, and we all were just built with
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a respect inside of us. For people who do that.
You don't make a lot of money, true, you don't
make squat and then you're dealing with kids all day long,
but you're trying to educate them. There's just there's a
respect that automatically comes with it. It's like cops. You
see a cop that automatically, even if you don't want to,
there's a level of respect that guy puts his life
on the line. We do that with teachers. But the
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truth is, if you're a disgusting communist and you want
to destroy people's children, you want to mentally shatter them,
you want to destroy their soul and turn them into miserable,
bitter communists foot soldiers for the rest of their lives.
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Is there a better profession than teacher for you to
go into. They are child predators. Keep in mind, maybe
not in the kiddie touching way, but they are child predators.
As soon as I saw Chungus stick in that face,
you're in her next saying bang bang bang. As soon
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as I saw I thought, oh, that's a teacher, and
of course not only a teacher kindergarten through eighth grade teacher.
Do you think Chungus went into the teaching profession and
then became a communist? Do you think Chungus was a
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communist who thought to herself, how can I do the
most good for the revolution? Can I? Where can I
properly serve the revolution? Well, like Lenin said, give me
four years with our nation's youth and the revolution will
never be defeated. That's not an exact quote. I screwed
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that up, but it's pretty close. Chungus, just like Lenin,
decided she was going to be a school teacher because
it gives her access to your children, and she can't
have them growing up happy with values. What if they
end up what if they start a family, What if
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what if they go to church? What if they love
their country? How could they possibly serve the revolution if
they love their country. And so Chungus said, you know what,
as soon as I finish these cookies, I'm going to
teaching school. And she did, and after she got done
in teaching school, she went on to be a teacher,
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breaking young minds. I know they're you're probably stuck in
whatever school situation you're stuck in. If you are in one,
most people don't have the means. Well, just private school.
Most people don't have the means. If you can do it,
if you can homeschool, do it. If not, make sure
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you're keeping your eyes on the Chungus in your child's school.
Remember that Black Lives Matter flag. That tranny flag in
your child's classroom is like a Neon sign saying I'm
a predator. I'm a predator. Just remember that. And don't
think you can buy her off with doughnuts. It won't work, certainly,
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don't bring her in apple all right, we'll do some
emails next.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
He doesn't care if you believe them, but he's right.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
wonderful Monday, only ten minutes away from Medal of Honor Monday. Member,
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify, Itunes's Dosinnbia's there's so many good
ones today. Hey, Oracle, I heard you talking about AI
taking away jobs. Well, I'm a meat cutter, so I
(29:47):
figure i'm safe. Your job, though, is doomed, and returning
to construction is out because of your failing old man body.
So onunce you're out of work, you can come to
East Tennessee and I'll train you till then keep speaking
hard truth. Maybe we are screwed, Chris, have you ever
(30:07):
thought about that? What if? What if AI can do
the show? I would? Chris has other prospects. Well, I
don't have any lawyers in my family, Buddy, I don't.
All right, that's I don't for one. Two, you know
I know something about meat cutting. You want to know.
You want to know. One of the reasons, all right,
I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna share it with you
(30:28):
right now. One of the reasons I don't hunt anymore.
Not that I never hunt, you know, I just went
hog hunting. I don't have anything more against it. I'm
fine with hunting, but I grew up. We moved to Montana,
when I was ten, and my dad was just the
ultimate outdoorsman. That was his thing. My dad got dropped
(30:50):
into Alaska by helicopter one time by himself for a week,
and the helicopter came back and got him. He was
just out there hunting. Just dude. That was my dad.
He was my old man was He was one of
the kind. So my own man was an outdoorsman. He
was a hunter. And he would drag me out of
(31:13):
bed in the morning and we go hump through the
snow trying to find elk or deer, or we drive
over to eastern Montana and kill antelope, or are we
go pheasant hunting or whatnot? And I enjoy those memories,
by the way, enjoy those memories, and it was fun.
It's a good time. You learn a lot.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
But you know one of the reasons I hated it
so much, Well I didn't. I should I take that back,
Not that I hated it so much. You want to
know one of the reasons I don't do it anymore.
When you would kill a deer or an elk or something,
it's only just begun you then you have to hump
it out of the mountains. So you've got to out there,
(31:53):
usually in the snow. You're pulling up. Not only have
you got a gut it, you know, field dressing. That's
no big deal, right, I mean, dude, that was kind
of cool, right. You feel like Grizzly Adams. But you've
got to bust out a saw and you've got to
start chopping it up, and then you gotta hump it
out of the mountains. And let's say you're quote lucky
enough to where you don't have to hump it out
(32:13):
of the mountains, meaning maybe you have access to a
four wheeler or a good mule or something. You have something,
some way to get it out whole without having to
quarter it up. Good deal, sounds good? Right? Nope? What
that means is you have to take it back to
somebody's garage. You have to hang it. Then you've got
(32:35):
to go out and skit it. And once you're done
skit it. It seemed Does this make me sound lazy?
It seemed like a lot of work. It was a
lot of work once the fun is over. I don't
mind having the fun. The hunting was better than the shooting, right,
the stock and you're trying to get it then find
(32:56):
that you get it. It's good and now you're gonna have
a freezer full of meat. But you get from hunting
it to the freezer is a lot of work. What
Chris Chris said, the meat doesn't taste that good. Have
you had elk? Buddy? Okay, dear, Now, what I'm about
to say is going to result in probably more hate
mail than we've ever had to the show. Remember you
(33:20):
can send your love hating death threats to Jesse at
jesse kellyshow dot com deer meat socks. I do not
like venison. Elk is really good, but really good, really lean,
not too gamey at all. Depends kind of on what
they're eating all animals, it depends on what they're eating.
(33:40):
But elk is really really good. I was not big
on moose. Bison, buffalo delicious, freaking delicious and really really
good for you. I I never killed a buffalo, but
at least up in Montana you could buy it. You
could buy it at a butcher's shop, or the grocery
store would have it, or even restaurants would have Hey,
you could have a bison. Stay. Bison is delicious. Elk
(34:02):
is good, and they're huge. People who who have never
lived in the Rockies. They do not realize how big
elk are. They think they're just deer with a darker head. No,
elk are enormous, absolutely enormous. We would go. They would
give out cow tags. That's a female elk. Female. The
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males are called bulls, the cows are the female is
called cows. They would give out cow tags, and I mean,
you would think to yourself, why do you want to
go kill a cow elk? What's the big deal your freezer?
A cow? One cow elk will pack your freezer for
a year. That's a lot of money savings. Now. The
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worst though, was deer because I hated it, but we
didn't want to waste to meet and so it was
dear Night, it just sucked. It's anyway, let's get back
to the emails. Chris, Dear Fred whisper. I'm currently driving
through Oxford, Ally, Obama on the way to Talladega for NASCAR. Okay,
that would be fun. Just past the billboard on the
(35:05):
side of the highway that said drive a tank for
ninety nine dollars. For two hundred dollars, you and Chris
could probably do some tank chouseting. He said. His name
is Parker, Buddy, I don't fit in tanks. I'm never
going to fit in a tank. Every tankeror every new
was frigging short. What Chris, Just stick your head out
of the hatch. What's wrong with you, Chris? That's how
(35:26):
you get it shot off. Okay, I'm not sticking my
head out of any hatches. I'm not getting in any tanks.
Being in a tank sounds way cooler than it actually is.
It is all metal and uncomfortable stuff, and it's terrifying, terrifying.
I would never want to be in a tank. Here's something,
(35:49):
here's something for you. Maybe you have a tanker in
your family, maybe maybe one currently or in the past,
World War two, something like that. Those guys into death
a lot, a lot. There are a lot of weapons
that can take out a tank. Now, almost almost from
(36:10):
the inception of a tank, which was World War One
when they started experimenting with him, almost from the inception
of the tank, we have figured out how to blow
up a tank, blow holes in a tank, that people
burn in tanks. I lost one of my buddies. He
drowned in a tank. It went in the river in
Iraq upside down, so he died in one. I do
(36:32):
not like tanks. I am not a tank fan at all.
I'm never getting in a tank. No, thank you, But
I bet you i'd have receptions still with my pure
Talk phone in a tank, what Chris, I bet I would. People.
When I tell people that Pure Talk's gonna cost half,
you know, well, at least my bill got cut in
half when I switched from t Mobile to Pure Talk.
(36:54):
When they hear that, they probably like Pure Talks values
and they like Pure Talks prices of course, but they
think to themselves, I don't want to drop calls. I
can't drop calls. I have to get ahold of my kids.
I need this phone for work. Pure Talk's on the
same towers. It's the same service. I'm not asking you
(37:15):
to give up anything except for funding communism. Pure Talks
CEO walk the Jungles of Vietnam. Two tours with Mac
the SOG veteran lad. When they give back like they're
doing right now, they're giving dogs, rescue dogs to veterans.
(37:35):
That's freaking cool. Dial pound two five zero and say
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