July 30, 2025 • 38 mins
Looking at where we are compared to where we were. Trump calling out grandma vodka on insider trading. We are not all lovers of freedom in this country. Many people just want to take the easy way out.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It's Hope Day.
And I know what you're thinking. It's been the best
week ever because you've been here, Jesse and I have
great news for you. I'm here again tonight. In fact,
I'm in such a good mood. We're gonna talk about
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some good things to open up the show. There's all
kinds of ugliness out there, not just Chris. Nancy Pelosi's
in the news. There's a dirty communist in New York
trying to grab all your guns. We have emails. We're
gonna talk about world domination, watermelon, Kamala Harris isn't running
for office, the apparently aliens actually exist, all that and
(00:41):
so much more. It's coming up tonight on the world
famous Jesse Kelly's show. I want to I want to
begin here. And actually I've done this before. It's not
all the time by any means, but I've done this before,
and sometimes I feel I feel obligated to do this,
obligated to point out some things are really good. And
(01:06):
I know when it comes political people are all like this.
You should know, you me, even the dirty commies, but
will set them aside because they're not really human. Beings.
We'll just talk about you and me. You care about
politics because you understand power matters. It does. It's not
about politics, it's about power, Who holds power, who pushes what,
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who stops what. It's really really important for a country,
for a state, for your city, for your family. It
does matter. And because it matters a lot, all of us,
most definitely me, probably you two, we criticize, and we should.
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I'm not saying we shouldn't. Believe me, all the dirt
balls involved in politics, they all deserve criticism. From time
to time. We are critical of it because it is
so important. And if you're being honest, if I'm being honest,
we do that in our own personal lives, don't we.
When when something's really really really important, like where you're
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gonna eat for dinner, you will critique what Chris, You
will critique what people say. You will critique things that
matter a lot. And so when Senator Idiots does or
says something wrong, even if he's quote on our side,
you'll criticize. When Trump says does something wrong, maybe something
you don't agree with, you'll criticize, all criticize it. I'm
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not saying we shouldn't do that. But let's just pause
for a moment and think about some good things, because
it wasn't that long ago. We had a president who
had dementia, and he was not a functional adult. And
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whenever they brought him out, whenever they dosed him with
enough amphetamines, probably gave him a line of booger sugar
or two and rolled him out to a press conference.
It wasn't just that he was bad. He embarrassed us
in front of the entire world. How many times did
you and I have that talk when Joe Biden was president.
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I'm embarrassed, you're embarrassed. America means something to me. It
has a deep, deep meaning to me, It has a
deep meaning to you. And when the president is uh,
where's Jackie the congresswoman who just died two weeks earlier,
the whole world watches never they were doing skits in
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Saudi Arabia. In Italy, we got made fun of by
the freaking Italians about the president has dementia. They were
mocking us on the world stage. That wasn't long ago.
It's July. That wasn't long ago. It wasn't long ago
that fourteen thousand Haitians remember hades, the biggest stump on
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the planet. Maybe Somalia and Haiti could have a have
a head to head in that one. Probably throw in Afghanistan,
maybe Yemen. We could do a final four, Chris, we
should do that. We would offend everybody. We could do
like a final Let's do that. Corey's a sports guy,
will do like a March Madness bracket for the crappiest
countries on the planet. Anyway, don't get me distracted. Fourteen
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thousand Haitians arrived at our border. They wanted in. The
Biden administration tried to censor the media from saying they
were there. And after it was two or three days,
I forget what it was. We all woke up and
they were gone. But they didn't go home. They weren't
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back eating each other in Haiti. The Biden administration let
them all into our country, every one of them. It
wasn't that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. We
had a president stand up on camera and threatened the
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American people, threatened you with your job, threatened me, most
definitely threatened me, no question about it. Get vaccinated or
get fired. An unbelievable step. Not long ago. Today, it
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ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
August versus an very big day for this country because
money is going to pour into the United States like
we've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Today, it ain't bad.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, we've got a stronger than expected GDP number three
percent for the second quarter. Initial read. That's up from
a half percent in the first quarter. A two point
six percent was what was forecasting.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Trump administration sets a new record for illegal alien prosecutions.
US economy, as you just heard, grew at three percent
rate in Q two, better than expected pace it was
not long ago. Let's let's not be prisoners of the moment.
I tend to be. I'm most definitely pointing fingers at me.
(06:12):
Let's not be prisoners of the moment and always just
point out what we don't like right now. And I
know there are things you don't like, there are things
I don't like. We talk about it all the time.
Isn't it so much better now? Let's say let's say
let's say you are a die hard Trump hater. I
get that, there are people all over I get that.
(06:34):
I don't I don't care. I don't know the guy.
You love him, marying him. It doesn't matter to me.
I like him, but you don't like him. I don't care,
not your dad. Let's say you hate his scots. Everything
he does is stupid. He's a bombastick, he's a whatever. Okay,
I got I got it. What if I just gave
you all that? But what if I said this, Donald
Trump works like eighteen nineteen hours a day on behalf
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of America. Isn't that so much better better than what
we had? President Kudaver drooling on himself, falling off his bike,
tripping on stage, stumbling, mumbling, bumbling. I just sounded like
Chris Berman on ESPN. That was sweet, stumbling all over
(07:17):
the play? What Chris, don't you know? Do you not
know who Chris Berman is?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What kind of a.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Childhood did you have? What is wrong with you? He
was the you know what? Nevermind, We're not gonna I
don't have time for Chris. Chris will bring me down.
I'm trying to be up right now. I'm trying to
be up and I'm not gonna let Jewish producer Chris
bring me down. We just got over the worst four
years in presidential history. Even if you think Donald Trump
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sucks in every possible way, even if you think he's
the worst thing ever fine, don't care. Think that all
you want. That's fine. It's so much better, better than
it was. And on a I know it'll sound hoky. Note,
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don't you feel the patriotism more in the country. You
feel it, don't you? It's more obvious now people feel
more free to express it is the best way, I'll say,
than they did before. I'm not talking about you. I
know you expressed it loudly and proudly for four years
while we had those filthy communists running the country. I'm
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not talking about you. Normal Americans who go whichever way
the wind blows. They're super susceptible to societal pressures all
over the place. Norman Norma. They feel more comfortable now
throwing on an American flag talking about how great the
country is and it's better now. Everything isn't fixed, and
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everything won't be, not tomorrow, not next year, not on
the day you die, whenever that is. You can't fix
everything on this planet. It ain't perfect, it ain't all fixed.
It's so much better than what we had. Feel good
about that, all right, Feel really really good about that,
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and feel good about something else. Nancy Pelosi. This whole
insider trading in Congress might be going away soon. We'll
talk about that in a moment. Before we talk about that,
I want to talk to you speaking of Nancy Pelosi.
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Factor dot com. All right, let's make fun of Grandma Vodka. Next?
What truth attitude? Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly
(10:44):
Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a hump day. Don't get
mad at me for being in a good mood. I
can't help it. I'm in a good mood before Chris
brings me down. I'm going to transfer my good mood
over to you. We all know Chris will drag us
down eventually. Remember you can email the show love hey,
(11:05):
death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and we
will chop away at a bunch of those tonight. So
they've been working on the Pelosi Act, which is a
hilarious name for the act. The Pelosi Act is no
more insider trading. Trump touched on the insider trading Nancy
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Pelosi thing today.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, Nancy Pelosi became rich by having inside information. She
made a fortune with her husband, and I think that's disgraceful.
So in that sense, I'd like it, but I'd have
to really see the I you know, I study these
things very carefully, and this just happened, so I'll take
a look at it. But conceptually I like it. And
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what I do think is Nancy Pelosi should be investigated
because what she has the highest return of anybody practically
in the history of Wall Street save a few. Uh,
and how did that happen? It happened by she knows
exactly what's going to happen, what's going to be announced,
You buy stock, and then the stock goes up after
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the announcements made, and she had to be investigated.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
He's, of course right. And let's just clarify for those
who don't understand why and how it's a crime the
stock market that's publicly traded companies. Publicly traded companies, you me,
we have just as much of a right to buy,
to invest in publicly traded companies as Warren Buffett, you know,
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as anybody. Now, we don't have quite the same buying power,
but we have just as much of a right, and
even mister insider himself, Warren Buffett, because it's supposed to
be publicly accessible, even Warren Buffett does not get to
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get information you don't have access to and use it.
He doesn't get to get a call it could be
from his brother. And I realize I'm not naive I
understand this stuff happens. He doesn't get a call from
his brother. I don't even know if he has a brother.
Where his brother calls and says, hey, Red Lobster's about
to go gangbusters. They're bringing back all you can eat shrimp.
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Might want to buy now. And then he goes out
and he buys a thousand shares of Red Lobster. The
day before they make the announcement, the stock goes up.
He makes money. That's against the law, that's illegal. Nancy Pelosi,
and she's not alone. I realized we have fun dunking
on Grandma vodka. Nancy Pelosi's been doing this out in
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the open for years. Republicans do it too. It's not
just a list of Democrats, by the way. Republicans do
it too, out in the open for years, beating the
best people on the market. And there's never an explanation,
because there's only one explanation. The explanation is, I knew
Congress was going to announce this. I knew this law
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was going to be announced, this regulation was going to
be announced, and so AH moved a little bit of
money around and look at that, I made millions. It's
this has been a frustration to mine for a long time.
You've heard me talk about this before that in the
federal government, it's different in that so much of the
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open corruption is legal, whereas state and local government the
corruption is illegal. Meaning local corruption is the local city
councilman taking an envelope full of cash, the local mayor
taking an envelope full of cash to funnel a construction
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project to a guy who gave him the money. You know,
the standard bribery, pay for play political stuff. You get
all that. How many mayors, well, basically everybody who's ever
been elected in the Illinois and New Jersey. How many
people are in jail for stuff like that? A lot?
But in the federal government, Our federal government has been
so cancerous for so long, just a sickness running through
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it for so long, that they've found a way to
legalize their corruption. Look, that's really what pork spending is.
It's buying votes with your money. I know every Senator
loves it, and every member of the House loves it,
Republican and Democrat. Not every member, I'm overstating that. But
they love taking fifty million dollars in federal taxpayer money,
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your money, and going and building a new public park
with that money. And there's only one reason you're doing that.
It's not because they give a crap about the public park.
They're doing that to buy votes. That's that's naked corruption.
That's legal. It's not illegal. Nancy Pelosi and her tight
they've been openly corrupt for a long time. I did
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get a little nicker out of this little interview she
did with Jake Tapper on the subject, and Nancy Pelosi
became rach.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I might have to read that we're here to talk
about the sixtieth anniversary of Medicaid.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
That's what I agreed to come to talk to.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, but I wanted it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
That means in the election.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I wanted to give you a chances to respond. He
accused you of insider trading. What's your response to that?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
That's very ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
In fact, I very much support the trading of members
of COMUS, not that I think anybody's doing anything wrong.
If they are, they are prosecuted and they go to jail.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
But because of the.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Confidence and it stills in American people don't worry about this.
But I have no concern about the obvious investments. So
it had been made over time. I'm not into it.
My husband is, but it isn't anything to do with
anything insider.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I love that. I'm not into what my husband is. Oh,
what's that? Did he make a lot of money? Wow?
I can't believe that. I wonder how he came across
that information. Anyway, there are good things happening, man, really
really good things we should celebrate. We do an email
real quick Jesse. I live in northern New Jersey, New
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York state border. A recent conversation I have with one
of my liberal neighbors indicates that the only thing Democrats
are concerned about is the Epstein stuff. CNN has them
convinced Trump was involved with whatever Epstein was up to. However,
when you bring up to Clinton's involvement, they don't want
to hear about it. Guy said, it was actually a
(17:35):
good conversation, so on and so forth. So why is
it that the liberal amp Peggy in your life is
all of a sudden really really worried about this Epstein stuff?
Why is that? Let's talk about it in a moment.
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Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
(19:25):
wonderful Wednesday. And actually I completely forgot about this and
I owe this. I owe Jewish producer Chris for this
one because he's the one who reminded me. Tomorrow is
ask doctor Jesse Thursday can't be here Friday. Not my fault,
ah half my fault, Not my fault can't be here Friday.
(19:46):
You need to get your ask doctor Jesse questions in
now for tomorrow. All three hours belong to you Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. So why is it? Why
is it that the talking point of the Democrat in
your life is now Epstein? This Epstein, that Epstein, this
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Epstein that? Why is it? Well, we have to let's
let's rewind a little bit here and let's let's have
a discussion. And this is a hard one to have
because we hate this. I hate it and you do.
We are not all lovers of freedom. That is one
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of the biggest lies people on the right tell themselves
about humanity. We have a passion, you and I for
being free. The Constitution and rights and government shouldn't be
able to make you do this. And you're I'm there
with you. I'm there with you. And because it's so
obvious to us that that is a better way to live,
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we think that is universal. Some people just uh, maybe
they don't realize it yet. But don't you understand? Don't
you want to be free? Do I need to remind
you about the story of so many slaves throughout history?
(21:14):
Poppy Magnus is actually one of my favorite examples of this.
Slavery for you is abhorrent. Isn't it that the thought
of owning a slave, I would hope you're not. I
would hope you don't want that. The thought of being one, though,
doesn't that just turn your stomach? Being a slave, you
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don't have any rights. You go where you're told, you're
fed what you're fed, You sleep where you're told to sleep.
You have nothing except what you're given and what you're told.
It's not only horrible sounding to you, I would be
willing to bet that you have a hard time understanding
why anyone on earth would prefer that. Maybe you even
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deny anyone on earth would prefer that. No one wants
to be a slave. Pompy Magnus incredible Roman general. He's
only he's only remembered for the end when Julius Caesar
beat the living crap out of him. But Julius Caesar
beat the living crap out of a lot of people.
Losing a battle to Julius Caesar is not exactly a
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mark of shame. So Pompy Magnus finds himself on the run,
trying to figure out how to cobble together another army
for resistance to Caesar gets down to Egypt, which was
essentially a Roman province at this time, the bread basket
of Rome. Pompy Magnus gets on a little boat with
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his slave. Remember that Pompy Magnus owns this man. This man,
his slave, has no rights. He doesn't get to ever
go to Pompy Magnus and say, hey, you know, ow,
my kid has a concert this Friday night, and I
promised her I would attend. Is it okay?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
No, no no. He doesn't get Christmas off, he doesn't
get to he doesn't get wages. He eats what he's
told to eat, says what he's told to say, lives
where he's told to live. A slave. Pompy Magnus gets
to shore the Egyptians to curry favor with Julius. Caesar
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promptly stab him to death, kill him right in front
of his slave. His slave does not drop to his
knees and thank the Egyptians. He doesn't run away cheering
whoo free. Last Yes, he throws himself on Pompy Magnus's
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body in weeps that his master is gone. The biggest
lie people on the right tell themselves. Is that ever,
everyone wants to be free? It's not true at all,
have you ever, Let's use another example here. As long
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as we're going off on a tangent, you obviously know
at least a little bit about the westward expansion of America.
I'm talking covered wagons, braven, the sun and the winter,
and Austile Indians and Mexicans and everything else that was
a danger back then when you were going out west, bandits,
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you name it. But everyone didn't go. And maybe you
can say, well, just a lot of poor people went. No,
All kinds of poor people living in unimaginable filth in
cities across the eastern seaboard stayed right where they were.
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The crew Chris is already saying, why, Well, it's easy,
it's not nice, it's not lovely. You're gonna die of
cholera at eighteen. But until then, you know where you're
sleeping that night. You understand, you can pop down to
the local church and get a bull of soup for dinner.
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You'll be hungry. You won't starve out west Man, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna burn to death in the son.
No thanks. Not everybody wants to be free. The liberal
aunt Peggy in your life, the Democrat in your life.
They didn't mention Jeffrey Epstein's name for four years while
Joe Biden was president. Now they talk about it all
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the time. Why as their slaves, they have chosen to
become slaves. They listen to Democrat politicians, They listen to
four or five major network news channels. They've selected two, three,
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four completely communist websites. They understand there are more news channels.
They understand there are different podcasts and radio shows. They
understand there are all kinds of different places on the
Internet where they can get their information. They have chosen
to isolate themselves. Not because they don't know other things
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aren't available. They've chosen to isolate themselves because if I
just stay with CNN and I just listen to Chuck
Schumer and I just do what I'm told by two
or three sources, that I am guaranteed to be part
of the herd at all times. Why is your liberal
and Peggy talk about Jeffrey Epstein now and never did before.
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Here's why.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Under federal law, when any five Senators on the Homeland
Security and Government Affairs Committee call on the Executive Branch
to release investigative documents, they must comply. Our request covers
all documents, files, evidence, or other materials in the possession
of the Departartment of Justice or the FBI related to
the case of the United States versus Jeffrey Epstein. This
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includes records and documents related to Epstein and his clients,
while ensuring that the private information of any victims is protected.
We expect the Trump administration to provide these documents by
August the fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
And let's be honest, if you have a different mentality
than you do within reason, I understand there are really
really awful forms of slavery that nobody would want to
live in. But there are people who would just prefer
that life. Don't you know people in your life who
would prefer that life? Let me ask you, have you
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ever have you ever known someone or maybe it's your child,
who still lives at home and not just still lives
at home because they have to. I understand that's people's
lot in life now, especially as things are more expensive,
but lives at home omen youren't even really looking for
a job. Chris is nod in his head. You know
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people like that, don't you why I could never stomach it.
It would eat it me to be a failure, to
never try to achieve anything. It would it would eat
it me. Not everybody's built like you. Democrats, communists are
heard animals. And you make a mistake when you think
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they want to be free. They don't want to be free.
They want to be fed. And those are very different things. Hey, Chris,
write that down. That was brilliant. They don't they even Chris,
I do admit that was good. They don't want to
be free, they want to be fed. Gosh, I might
say that ten times during the show. Everybody write that down?
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You're listening to the oracle. You love this one. It's
a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. And so the
piggybacking on what we just said about how some people
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want to be slaves. And that's why that's why the
liberal an Peggy in your life wants to you know
she believes that Jeffrey Epstein's the most important thing in
the world, when she never mentioned it before. These are
all the exact same people who never heard about, never
cared about, didn't know anything about George Floyd of Minneapolis,
and soon they were out there attending one of his funerals.
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These are the same people who dropped him like a
bad habit the second Russia invaded Ukraine and the media
told them Ukraine was the next important thing. And you
might as well stop being getting frustrated, because I'm gonna
go ahead and spoil this for you. The liberal ant
Peggy in your life, who ever that person happens to
be employer, employee, sister, mom son, brother, whatever. I don't
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know what the next talking point will be. The system
will find a talking point in the liberal and Peggy
in your life in the drop of a hat will
drop all this Epstein stuff and immediately began talking about
what's next. And communists know this, the Democrats, the media,
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the system knows this. Have you have you ever thought
to yourself, because I know I thought this to myself.
When these people are all saying the same thing, you know,
you'll turn turn on CNN and they're saying the same
thing that Chuck Schumer's saying. Who's saying the same thing
that AOC is saying, Who's saying the same thing. They're
all saying the same thing, the same talking point, all
of it, all of it. Have you ever wondered, why
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don't these people care that we're all making fun of them?
I mean, how many montages have we put together and
other people would put together? I mean the great people
will put together montages. Tom Elliott and Mays and other
people put together the greatest stuff, mocking these people relentlessly.
They see that too. These people have huge ears, they're
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hugely insecure people. They see that too. Yet they don't change.
Nobody likes to be made fun of. They know you're
going to see it, they know someone's gonna put together
a montage of it. They know we're gonna play it
on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show, and they'll be
mocked coast to coast, And yet they don't change. Why
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Because it works on a certain percentage of the population.
Now that's what we're actually gonna get on that here
in just a few minutes, that percentage of the population,
but on a certain percentage of the population, which was
much higher a few years ago, but a certain percentage
of the population will believe whatever the new system talking
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point is. And they know it. They are willing to
withstand your mockery. They're willing to let you and me
get together and laugh in their stupid faces because they
understand at least a certain percentage of the population. We'll
believe it. It's worth the mockery to them. And along
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these lines, I've told you I'm in a great mood.
Trump is suing the Wall Street Journal. You may remember
it wasn't big. I told you this was coming, by
the way, But I told you that Trump knew someone
had planted some Epstein's stuff on him. He knew that
someone had planted something, and he knew it was about
(33:56):
to be leaked to the media. I told you this
about twenty four hours before it happened. The old Oracle
got that one right, didn't he. Chris, Chris, Do we
need to play it again? No, you can't find that
file anyway, anyone remember as anyway, Chris, But I told
you it was coming, And of course it happened in
the Wall Street Journal printed a ridiculous thing. It was
(34:17):
a letter that Trump allegedly sent to Epstein on his birthday, which, okay,
they worked together for a while. Maybe you and I
would believe that, except it didn't sound like Trump at all,
and he's doodling on it. Trump is never doodled on
anything to anyone's knowledge in his entire life.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It was so weak that even most of the left
didn't really run with it. But the Wall Street Journal
did well in the old days before Trump, actually before
Trump two point oh, because Trump one point oh wouldn't
have done this either. In the old days, Republicans would
have complained that they would have went to shows like
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this one or put out a public statement that this
is unfair, this is biased, this is this, this is that,
and then they would have let it go. Well, again,
that doesn't move the communist. The communist is only moved
by fear and pain. If you want to dissuade the communist,
you have to make him afraid or hurt him in
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some way, not physically. Don't break the law, and don't
hurt anybody, please, But you understand what I mean. Accusations
of dishonesty or bias, or hypocrisy or any of those
things have never moved a communist and never will. He's
trying to be those things. Those don't bother him. You
know what does bother him? Having to fork over millions
and millions of dollars. Donald Trump has made the GOP.
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Here you go, Chris Ready, more litigious, Chris, that's a
big word. I would like some more respect for using
that word. We're very litigious. Now. Trump continues to sue
media companies who outright lies, and allegedly this is what
we hear right now, Wall Street Journal has offered to
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settle the lawsuit already Donald Trump's suing them. Wall Street
Journal allegedly this is according to The Daily Fetched has
already said, hey, we'll write your check. Let's just write
your check. Why does this matter? What does this have
to do with the world of make believe your liberal
and Peggy lives in, Well, remember that world. That world
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has to be maintained at all times. That fake world
she lives in always needs a fresh coat of paint,
It always needs a new This A knew that it
has to be carefully maintained at all times. If the
media starts getting too afraid to tell outright lies because
they don't want to write gigantic checks, we're winning. We
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have not won. I'm not saying that we're winning and
it's a very good thing. All right, Let's talk about
those percentages, shall we? And we have to have a
heartfelt conversation about watermelon and immigration before we do that.
I want to have a heartfelt conversation about our pets.
I talk to you all the time about rough Greens.
(37:14):
You know what it can do for your dog. I've
told you what it can do for Fred, what it
has done for Fred. We kept the paper towel industry
in business for a while because Fred's stomach just didn't
do well with anything. I say, didn't do well with it.
With dog food, it didn't do well with anything. You
feed him a banana and it's coming back. Rough Greens
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has digestive enzymes and probiotics in it, on top of
the vitamins and minerals, and Fred keeps everything down now,
even the vegetables. The boys slip him under the table.
But they also have miogreens for your cat. Don't think
that you cat people are left out just because you're weird.
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Rough Greens has something for you. Three jumpstart trial bags
for dog owners cat owners. All you have to do
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Keep your pet alive. Let's talk about the rear Admiral.
Let's talk about percentages. Let's talk about watermelon,
Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It's Hope Day.
And I know what you're thinking. It's been the best
week ever because you've been here, Jesse and I have
great news for you. I'm here again tonight. In fact,
I'm in such a good mood. We're gonna talk about
(00:20):
some good things to open up the show. There's all
kinds of ugliness out there, not just Chris. Nancy Pelosi's
in the news. There's a dirty communist in New York
trying to grab all your guns. We have emails. We're
gonna talk about world domination, watermelon, Kamala Harris isn't running
for office, the apparently aliens actually exist, all that and
(00:41):
so much more. It's coming up tonight on the world
famous Jesse Kelly's show. I want to I want to
begin here. And actually I've done this before. It's not
all the time by any means, but I've done this before,
and sometimes I feel I feel obligated to do this,
obligated to point out some things are really good. And
(01:06):
I know when it comes political people are all like this.
You should know, you me, even the dirty commies, but
will set them aside because they're not really human. Beings.
We'll just talk about you and me. You care about
politics because you understand power matters. It does. It's not
about politics, it's about power, Who holds power, who pushes what,
(01:28):
who stops what. It's really really important for a country,
for a state, for your city, for your family. It
does matter. And because it matters a lot, all of us,
most definitely me, probably you two, we criticize, and we should.
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I'm not saying we shouldn't. Believe me, all the dirt
balls involved in politics, they all deserve criticism. From time
to time. We are critical of it because it is
so important. And if you're being honest, if I'm being honest,
we do that in our own personal lives, don't we.
When when something's really really really important, like where you're
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gonna eat for dinner, you will critique what Chris, You
will critique what people say. You will critique things that
matter a lot. And so when Senator Idiots does or
says something wrong, even if he's quote on our side,
you'll criticize. When Trump says does something wrong, maybe something
you don't agree with, you'll criticize, all criticize it. I'm
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not saying we shouldn't do that. But let's just pause
for a moment and think about some good things, because
it wasn't that long ago. We had a president who
had dementia, and he was not a functional adult. And
(02:50):
whenever they brought him out, whenever they dosed him with
enough amphetamines, probably gave him a line of booger sugar
or two and rolled him out to a press conference.
It wasn't just that he was bad. He embarrassed us
in front of the entire world. How many times did
you and I have that talk when Joe Biden was president.
(03:12):
I'm embarrassed, you're embarrassed. America means something to me. It
has a deep, deep meaning to me, It has a
deep meaning to you. And when the president is uh,
where's Jackie the congresswoman who just died two weeks earlier,
the whole world watches never they were doing skits in
(03:33):
Saudi Arabia. In Italy, we got made fun of by
the freaking Italians about the president has dementia. They were
mocking us on the world stage. That wasn't long ago.
It's July. That wasn't long ago. It wasn't long ago
that fourteen thousand Haitians remember hades, the biggest stump on
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the planet. Maybe Somalia and Haiti could have a have
a head to head in that one. Probably throw in Afghanistan,
maybe Yemen. We could do a final four, Chris, we
should do that. We would offend everybody. We could do
like a final Let's do that. Corey's a sports guy,
will do like a March Madness bracket for the crappiest
countries on the planet. Anyway, don't get me distracted. Fourteen
(04:22):
thousand Haitians arrived at our border. They wanted in. The
Biden administration tried to censor the media from saying they
were there. And after it was two or three days,
I forget what it was. We all woke up and
they were gone. But they didn't go home. They weren't
(04:44):
back eating each other in Haiti. The Biden administration let
them all into our country, every one of them. It
wasn't that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. We
had a president stand up on camera and threatened the
(05:04):
American people, threatened you with your job, threatened me, most
definitely threatened me, no question about it. Get vaccinated or
get fired. An unbelievable step. Not long ago. Today, it
(05:25):
ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
August versus an very big day for this country because
money is going to pour into the United States like
we've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Today, it ain't bad.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, we've got a stronger than expected GDP number three
percent for the second quarter. Initial read. That's up from
a half percent in the first quarter. A two point
six percent was what was forecasting.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Trump administration sets a new record for illegal alien prosecutions.
US economy, as you just heard, grew at three percent
rate in Q two, better than expected pace it was
not long ago. Let's let's not be prisoners of the moment.
I tend to be. I'm most definitely pointing fingers at me.
(06:12):
Let's not be prisoners of the moment and always just
point out what we don't like right now. And I
know there are things you don't like, there are things
I don't like. We talk about it all the time.
Isn't it so much better now? Let's say let's say
let's say you are a die hard Trump hater. I
get that, there are people all over I get that.
(06:34):
I don't I don't care. I don't know the guy.
You love him, marying him. It doesn't matter to me.
I like him, but you don't like him. I don't care,
not your dad. Let's say you hate his scots. Everything
he does is stupid. He's a bombastick, he's a whatever. Okay,
I got I got it. What if I just gave
you all that? But what if I said this, Donald
Trump works like eighteen nineteen hours a day on behalf
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of America. Isn't that so much better better than what
we had? President Kudaver drooling on himself, falling off his bike,
tripping on stage, stumbling, mumbling, bumbling. I just sounded like
Chris Berman on ESPN. That was sweet, stumbling all over
(07:17):
the play? What Chris, don't you know? Do you not
know who Chris Berman is?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What kind of a.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Childhood did you have? What is wrong with you? He
was the you know what? Nevermind, We're not gonna I
don't have time for Chris. Chris will bring me down.
I'm trying to be up right now. I'm trying to
be up and I'm not gonna let Jewish producer Chris
bring me down. We just got over the worst four
years in presidential history. Even if you think Donald Trump
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sucks in every possible way, even if you think he's
the worst thing ever fine, don't care. Think that all
you want. That's fine. It's so much better, better than
it was. And on a I know it'll sound hoky. Note,
(08:07):
don't you feel the patriotism more in the country. You
feel it, don't you? It's more obvious now people feel
more free to express it is the best way, I'll say,
than they did before. I'm not talking about you. I
know you expressed it loudly and proudly for four years
while we had those filthy communists running the country. I'm
(08:27):
not talking about you. Normal Americans who go whichever way
the wind blows. They're super susceptible to societal pressures all
over the place. Norman Norma. They feel more comfortable now
throwing on an American flag talking about how great the
country is and it's better now. Everything isn't fixed, and
(08:52):
everything won't be, not tomorrow, not next year, not on
the day you die, whenever that is. You can't fix
everything on this planet. It ain't perfect, it ain't all fixed.
It's so much better than what we had. Feel good
about that, all right, Feel really really good about that,
(09:13):
and feel good about something else. Nancy Pelosi. This whole
insider trading in Congress might be going away soon. We'll
talk about that in a moment. Before we talk about that,
I want to talk to you speaking of Nancy Pelosi.
Can you imagine how many aches and pains she must
have at her age? I would look. I'm not saying
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Relief Factor can do anything for her liver. It probably can't.
That thing's liquefied by this point in time. But Relief
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go through. You know, I know what hurts on you.
Your knee hurts, doesn't, your back hurts hers? It's probably
more denture pain. But whatever the physical pain is. Relief
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Factor is one hundred percent drug free and it can
and will help. It's developed by doctors, but it is
drug free, and they are so confident, their borderline cocky.
They sell three weeks of it. That's it, nineteen ninety five.
You pay for three weeks worth. If you don't like it,
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never call again. They won't send you anymore. Almost everyone
calls again. What do you think that is? Call one
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Factor dot com. All right, let's make fun of Grandma Vodka. Next?
What truth attitude? Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly
(10:44):
Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a hump day. Don't get
mad at me for being in a good mood. I
can't help it. I'm in a good mood before Chris
brings me down. I'm going to transfer my good mood
over to you. We all know Chris will drag us
down eventually. Remember you can email the show love hey,
(11:05):
death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and we
will chop away at a bunch of those tonight. So
they've been working on the Pelosi Act, which is a
hilarious name for the act. The Pelosi Act is no
more insider trading. Trump touched on the insider trading Nancy
(11:27):
Pelosi thing today.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, Nancy Pelosi became rich by having inside information. She
made a fortune with her husband, and I think that's disgraceful.
So in that sense, I'd like it, but I'd have
to really see the I you know, I study these
things very carefully, and this just happened, so I'll take
a look at it. But conceptually I like it. And
(11:48):
what I do think is Nancy Pelosi should be investigated
because what she has the highest return of anybody practically
in the history of Wall Street save a few. Uh,
and how did that happen? It happened by she knows
exactly what's going to happen, what's going to be announced,
You buy stock, and then the stock goes up after
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the announcements made, and she had to be investigated.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
He's, of course right. And let's just clarify for those
who don't understand why and how it's a crime the
stock market that's publicly traded companies. Publicly traded companies, you me,
we have just as much of a right to buy,
to invest in publicly traded companies as Warren Buffett, you know,
(12:39):
as anybody. Now, we don't have quite the same buying power,
but we have just as much of a right, and
even mister insider himself, Warren Buffett, because it's supposed to
be publicly accessible, even Warren Buffett does not get to
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get information you don't have access to and use it.
He doesn't get to get a call it could be
from his brother. And I realize I'm not naive I
understand this stuff happens. He doesn't get a call from
his brother. I don't even know if he has a brother.
Where his brother calls and says, hey, Red Lobster's about
to go gangbusters. They're bringing back all you can eat shrimp.
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Might want to buy now. And then he goes out
and he buys a thousand shares of Red Lobster. The
day before they make the announcement, the stock goes up.
He makes money. That's against the law, that's illegal. Nancy Pelosi,
and she's not alone. I realized we have fun dunking
on Grandma vodka. Nancy Pelosi's been doing this out in
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the open for years. Republicans do it too. It's not
just a list of Democrats, by the way. Republicans do
it too, out in the open for years, beating the
best people on the market. And there's never an explanation,
because there's only one explanation. The explanation is, I knew
Congress was going to announce this. I knew this law
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was going to be announced, this regulation was going to
be announced, and so AH moved a little bit of
money around and look at that, I made millions. It's
this has been a frustration to mine for a long time.
You've heard me talk about this before that in the
federal government, it's different in that so much of the
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open corruption is legal, whereas state and local government the
corruption is illegal. Meaning local corruption is the local city
councilman taking an envelope full of cash, the local mayor
taking an envelope full of cash to funnel a construction
(14:49):
project to a guy who gave him the money. You know,
the standard bribery, pay for play political stuff. You get
all that. How many mayors, well, basically everybody who's ever
been elected in the Illinois and New Jersey. How many
people are in jail for stuff like that? A lot?
But in the federal government, Our federal government has been
so cancerous for so long, just a sickness running through
(15:14):
it for so long, that they've found a way to
legalize their corruption. Look, that's really what pork spending is.
It's buying votes with your money. I know every Senator
loves it, and every member of the House loves it,
Republican and Democrat. Not every member, I'm overstating that. But
they love taking fifty million dollars in federal taxpayer money,
(15:38):
your money, and going and building a new public park
with that money. And there's only one reason you're doing that.
It's not because they give a crap about the public park.
They're doing that to buy votes. That's that's naked corruption.
That's legal. It's not illegal. Nancy Pelosi and her tight
they've been openly corrupt for a long time. I did
(15:59):
get a little nicker out of this little interview she
did with Jake Tapper on the subject, and Nancy Pelosi
became rach.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I might have to read that we're here to talk
about the sixtieth anniversary of Medicaid.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
That's what I agreed to come to talk to.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, but I wanted it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
That means in the election.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I wanted to give you a chances to respond. He
accused you of insider trading. What's your response to that?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
That's very ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
In fact, I very much support the trading of members
of COMUS, not that I think anybody's doing anything wrong.
If they are, they are prosecuted and they go to jail.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
But because of the.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Confidence and it stills in American people don't worry about this.
But I have no concern about the obvious investments. So
it had been made over time. I'm not into it.
My husband is, but it isn't anything to do with
anything insider.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I love that. I'm not into what my husband is. Oh,
what's that? Did he make a lot of money? Wow?
I can't believe that. I wonder how he came across
that information. Anyway, there are good things happening, man, really
really good things we should celebrate. We do an email
real quick Jesse. I live in northern New Jersey, New
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York state border. A recent conversation I have with one
of my liberal neighbors indicates that the only thing Democrats
are concerned about is the Epstein stuff. CNN has them
convinced Trump was involved with whatever Epstein was up to. However,
when you bring up to Clinton's involvement, they don't want
to hear about it. Guy said, it was actually a
(17:35):
good conversation, so on and so forth. So why is
it that the liberal amp Peggy in your life is
all of a sudden really really worried about this Epstein stuff?
Why is that? Let's talk about it in a moment.
We haven't had this talk in a little while before
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(19:25):
wonderful Wednesday. And actually I completely forgot about this and
I owe this. I owe Jewish producer Chris for this
one because he's the one who reminded me. Tomorrow is
ask doctor Jesse Thursday can't be here Friday. Not my fault,
ah half my fault, Not my fault can't be here Friday.
(19:46):
You need to get your ask doctor Jesse questions in
now for tomorrow. All three hours belong to you Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. So why is it? Why
is it that the talking point of the Democrat in
your life is now Epstein? This Epstein, that Epstein, this
(20:07):
Epstein that? Why is it? Well, we have to let's
let's rewind a little bit here and let's let's have
a discussion. And this is a hard one to have
because we hate this. I hate it and you do.
We are not all lovers of freedom. That is one
(20:28):
of the biggest lies people on the right tell themselves
about humanity. We have a passion, you and I for
being free. The Constitution and rights and government shouldn't be
able to make you do this. And you're I'm there
with you. I'm there with you. And because it's so
obvious to us that that is a better way to live,
(20:53):
we think that is universal. Some people just uh, maybe
they don't realize it yet. But don't you understand? Don't
you want to be free? Do I need to remind
you about the story of so many slaves throughout history?
(21:14):
Poppy Magnus is actually one of my favorite examples of this.
Slavery for you is abhorrent. Isn't it that the thought
of owning a slave, I would hope you're not. I
would hope you don't want that. The thought of being one, though,
doesn't that just turn your stomach? Being a slave, you
(21:34):
don't have any rights. You go where you're told, you're
fed what you're fed, You sleep where you're told to sleep.
You have nothing except what you're given and what you're told.
It's not only horrible sounding to you, I would be
willing to bet that you have a hard time understanding
why anyone on earth would prefer that. Maybe you even
(21:56):
deny anyone on earth would prefer that. No one wants
to be a slave. Pompy Magnus incredible Roman general. He's
only he's only remembered for the end when Julius Caesar
beat the living crap out of him. But Julius Caesar
beat the living crap out of a lot of people.
Losing a battle to Julius Caesar is not exactly a
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mark of shame. So Pompy Magnus finds himself on the run,
trying to figure out how to cobble together another army
for resistance to Caesar gets down to Egypt, which was
essentially a Roman province at this time, the bread basket
of Rome. Pompy Magnus gets on a little boat with
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his slave. Remember that Pompy Magnus owns this man. This man,
his slave, has no rights. He doesn't get to ever
go to Pompy Magnus and say, hey, you know, ow,
my kid has a concert this Friday night, and I
promised her I would attend. Is it okay?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
No, no no. He doesn't get Christmas off, he doesn't
get to he doesn't get wages. He eats what he's
told to eat, says what he's told to say, lives
where he's told to live. A slave. Pompy Magnus gets
to shore the Egyptians to curry favor with Julius. Caesar
(23:25):
promptly stab him to death, kill him right in front
of his slave. His slave does not drop to his
knees and thank the Egyptians. He doesn't run away cheering
whoo free. Last Yes, he throws himself on Pompy Magnus's
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body in weeps that his master is gone. The biggest
lie people on the right tell themselves. Is that ever,
everyone wants to be free? It's not true at all,
have you ever, Let's use another example here. As long
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as we're going off on a tangent, you obviously know
at least a little bit about the westward expansion of America.
I'm talking covered wagons, braven, the sun and the winter,
and Austile Indians and Mexicans and everything else that was
a danger back then when you were going out west, bandits,
(24:28):
you name it. But everyone didn't go. And maybe you
can say, well, just a lot of poor people went. No,
All kinds of poor people living in unimaginable filth in
cities across the eastern seaboard stayed right where they were.
(24:54):
The crew Chris is already saying, why, Well, it's easy,
it's not nice, it's not lovely. You're gonna die of
cholera at eighteen. But until then, you know where you're
sleeping that night. You understand, you can pop down to
the local church and get a bull of soup for dinner.
(25:15):
You'll be hungry. You won't starve out west Man, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna burn to death in the son.
No thanks. Not everybody wants to be free. The liberal
aunt Peggy in your life, the Democrat in your life.
They didn't mention Jeffrey Epstein's name for four years while
Joe Biden was president. Now they talk about it all
(25:38):
the time. Why as their slaves, they have chosen to
become slaves. They listen to Democrat politicians, They listen to
four or five major network news channels. They've selected two, three,
(25:59):
four completely communist websites. They understand there are more news channels.
They understand there are different podcasts and radio shows. They
understand there are all kinds of different places on the
Internet where they can get their information. They have chosen
to isolate themselves. Not because they don't know other things
(26:19):
aren't available. They've chosen to isolate themselves because if I
just stay with CNN and I just listen to Chuck
Schumer and I just do what I'm told by two
or three sources, that I am guaranteed to be part
of the herd at all times. Why is your liberal
and Peggy talk about Jeffrey Epstein now and never did before.
(26:42):
Here's why.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Under federal law, when any five Senators on the Homeland
Security and Government Affairs Committee call on the Executive Branch
to release investigative documents, they must comply. Our request covers
all documents, files, evidence, or other materials in the possession
of the Departartment of Justice or the FBI related to
the case of the United States versus Jeffrey Epstein. This
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includes records and documents related to Epstein and his clients,
while ensuring that the private information of any victims is protected.
We expect the Trump administration to provide these documents by
August the fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
And let's be honest, if you have a different mentality
than you do within reason, I understand there are really
really awful forms of slavery that nobody would want to
live in. But there are people who would just prefer
that life. Don't you know people in your life who
would prefer that life? Let me ask you, have you
(27:44):
ever have you ever known someone or maybe it's your child,
who still lives at home and not just still lives
at home because they have to. I understand that's people's
lot in life now, especially as things are more expensive,
but lives at home omen youren't even really looking for
a job. Chris is nod in his head. You know
(28:05):
people like that, don't you why I could never stomach it.
It would eat it me to be a failure, to
never try to achieve anything. It would it would eat
it me. Not everybody's built like you. Democrats, communists are
heard animals. And you make a mistake when you think
(28:30):
they want to be free. They don't want to be free.
They want to be fed. And those are very different things. Hey, Chris,
write that down. That was brilliant. They don't they even Chris,
I do admit that was good. They don't want to
be free, they want to be fed. Gosh, I might
say that ten times during the show. Everybody write that down?
All right? Anyway, you you need better employees, or at
(28:55):
least one, at least one, let me offer you a
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slash Jesse, ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back.
You're listening to the oracle. You love this one. It's
a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. And so the
piggybacking on what we just said about how some people
(30:22):
want to be slaves. And that's why that's why the
liberal an Peggy in your life wants to you know
she believes that Jeffrey Epstein's the most important thing in
the world, when she never mentioned it before. These are
all the exact same people who never heard about, never
cared about, didn't know anything about George Floyd of Minneapolis,
and soon they were out there attending one of his funerals.
(30:44):
These are the same people who dropped him like a
bad habit the second Russia invaded Ukraine and the media
told them Ukraine was the next important thing. And you
might as well stop being getting frustrated, because I'm gonna
go ahead and spoil this for you. The liberal ant
Peggy in your life, who ever that person happens to
be employer, employee, sister, mom son, brother, whatever. I don't
(31:09):
know what the next talking point will be. The system
will find a talking point in the liberal and Peggy
in your life in the drop of a hat will
drop all this Epstein stuff and immediately began talking about
what's next. And communists know this, the Democrats, the media,
(31:31):
the system knows this. Have you have you ever thought
to yourself, because I know I thought this to myself.
When these people are all saying the same thing, you know,
you'll turn turn on CNN and they're saying the same
thing that Chuck Schumer's saying. Who's saying the same thing
that AOC is saying, Who's saying the same thing. They're
all saying the same thing, the same talking point, all
of it, all of it. Have you ever wondered, why
(31:56):
don't these people care that we're all making fun of them?
I mean, how many montages have we put together and
other people would put together? I mean the great people
will put together montages. Tom Elliott and Mays and other
people put together the greatest stuff, mocking these people relentlessly.
They see that too. These people have huge ears, they're
(32:17):
hugely insecure people. They see that too. Yet they don't change.
Nobody likes to be made fun of. They know you're
going to see it, they know someone's gonna put together
a montage of it. They know we're gonna play it
on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show, and they'll be
mocked coast to coast, And yet they don't change. Why
(32:45):
Because it works on a certain percentage of the population.
Now that's what we're actually gonna get on that here
in just a few minutes, that percentage of the population,
but on a certain percentage of the population, which was
much higher a few years ago, but a certain percentage
of the population will believe whatever the new system talking
(33:10):
point is. And they know it. They are willing to
withstand your mockery. They're willing to let you and me
get together and laugh in their stupid faces because they
understand at least a certain percentage of the population. We'll
believe it. It's worth the mockery to them. And along
(33:34):
these lines, I've told you I'm in a great mood.
Trump is suing the Wall Street Journal. You may remember
it wasn't big. I told you this was coming, by
the way, But I told you that Trump knew someone
had planted some Epstein's stuff on him. He knew that
someone had planted something, and he knew it was about
(33:56):
to be leaked to the media. I told you this
about twenty four hours before it happened. The old Oracle
got that one right, didn't he. Chris, Chris, Do we
need to play it again? No, you can't find that
file anyway, anyone remember as anyway, Chris, But I told
you it was coming, And of course it happened in
the Wall Street Journal printed a ridiculous thing. It was
(34:17):
a letter that Trump allegedly sent to Epstein on his birthday, which, okay,
they worked together for a while. Maybe you and I
would believe that, except it didn't sound like Trump at all,
and he's doodling on it. Trump is never doodled on
anything to anyone's knowledge in his entire life.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It was so weak that even most of the left
didn't really run with it. But the Wall Street Journal
did well in the old days before Trump, actually before
Trump two point oh, because Trump one point oh wouldn't
have done this either. In the old days, Republicans would
have complained that they would have went to shows like
(35:01):
this one or put out a public statement that this
is unfair, this is biased, this is this, this is that,
and then they would have let it go. Well, again,
that doesn't move the communist. The communist is only moved
by fear and pain. If you want to dissuade the communist,
you have to make him afraid or hurt him in
(35:23):
some way, not physically. Don't break the law, and don't
hurt anybody, please, But you understand what I mean. Accusations
of dishonesty or bias, or hypocrisy or any of those
things have never moved a communist and never will. He's
trying to be those things. Those don't bother him. You
know what does bother him? Having to fork over millions
and millions of dollars. Donald Trump has made the GOP.
(35:45):
Here you go, Chris Ready, more litigious, Chris, that's a
big word. I would like some more respect for using
that word. We're very litigious. Now. Trump continues to sue
media companies who outright lies, and allegedly this is what
we hear right now, Wall Street Journal has offered to
(36:07):
settle the lawsuit already Donald Trump's suing them. Wall Street
Journal allegedly this is according to The Daily Fetched has
already said, hey, we'll write your check. Let's just write
your check. Why does this matter? What does this have
to do with the world of make believe your liberal
and Peggy lives in, Well, remember that world. That world
(36:28):
has to be maintained at all times. That fake world
she lives in always needs a fresh coat of paint,
It always needs a new This A knew that it
has to be carefully maintained at all times. If the
media starts getting too afraid to tell outright lies because
they don't want to write gigantic checks, we're winning. We
(36:52):
have not won. I'm not saying that we're winning and
it's a very good thing. All right, Let's talk about
those percentages, shall we? And we have to have a
heartfelt conversation about watermelon and immigration before we do that.
I want to have a heartfelt conversation about our pets.
I talk to you all the time about rough Greens.
(37:14):
You know what it can do for your dog. I've
told you what it can do for Fred, what it
has done for Fred. We kept the paper towel industry
in business for a while because Fred's stomach just didn't
do well with anything. I say, didn't do well with it.
With dog food, it didn't do well with anything. You
feed him a banana and it's coming back. Rough Greens
(37:36):
has digestive enzymes and probiotics in it, on top of
the vitamins and minerals, and Fred keeps everything down now,
even the vegetables. The boys slip him under the table.
But they also have miogreens for your cat. Don't think
that you cat people are left out just because you're weird.
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(38:17):
Keep your pet alive. Let's talk about the rear Admiral.
Let's talk about percentages. Let's talk about watermelon,
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