All Episodes

November 25, 2025 38 mins

Our country’s justice system. Why did the charges against James Comey and Laticia James have their charges dropped? The rumors around Pam Bondi. Why did congress condemning socialism spark so much anger on the right? The most discriminated group in America. 

Follow The Jesse Kelly Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheJesseKellyShow

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Tuesday, a magnificent Tuesday.
It's Thanksgiving week. We are two days away from stuffing

(00:33):
our fat faces like we're the cast of the Few
walking into Krispy Kreme and I can't get the smile
off my face. Be that as it may, there are
huge things happening right now. They've happened, they're happening now,
and we have to talk about them in some ways
that I think will probably actually make you feel better.

(00:54):
Some may make you feel worse. What kinds of things well,
cases against James kmy Letitia James. We'll discuss that, Pam Bondi,
the rumors around Pam BONDI will piggyback off that the
American people are angry about some things, and then the
Washington DC needs a heads up on it. We'll talk

(01:14):
about that, the invasion of Venezuela, this crazy communist white
woman who's about to get elected in Nashville. Why they
love illegals so much? Example number ten thousand, Trump's meeting
with Ma'm donnie. I have so many emails about that. Ah,
that and so much more coming up tonight on the

(01:35):
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's discuss, at least, according to
my emails, a couple of things that have you on
the edge. So let me just lay this out right away.
First of all, we're going to talk about the BONDI
James Comy, Letitia James stuff. Then we will discuss the
resignation from Congress of Marjorie Taylor Green and the supposed

(01:57):
upcoming resignation of More. We're going to get into both
those before we move on. And I will tell you
I'm gonna do medal of honor Tuesday, since I was
gone yesterday. That's one hour from now. All right, the headlines,
we're not good. You woke up, you read a headline
that said, the case against James Comy, former FBI James

(02:21):
Comy is dismissed. You read a headline that said that
the case against New York Attorney General Letitia James mortgage
fraud allegations, the case is dismissed. And I understand. I
understand full well the feelings that went through your veins
at that moment, because they're the exact same one ones

(02:41):
that went through mine. I am so sick of this.
There is no justice. None of these people are ever
going to jail. This is ridiculous, burned the whole country
to the ground. Me too, Me too. But before we
get to these specific cases, and I might be about
to make you feel better on those specific cases. Before

(03:03):
we get to that, understand this about what we're dealing
with here. That is frustrating, and it's going to be
frustrating for a very long time. So, because I have
often referred to our current system as the largest criminal
organization on the planet, let's talk about other criminal organizations,

(03:27):
if you will. Let's make it about the mafia in America,
because that's the one we're most familiar with, the mafia
or the Mexican cartels. The mafia now still very much exists,
as you see, there's always a new story about this
drug deal or this gambling thing or this assassination. Still exists,
always will, but nowhere near the level they used to be,

(03:51):
nowhere near the level of power. Why. Well, you can
say that because so many people got arrested, sent to prison,
things like that. Okay, that's part of it. But why
what is the real reason the mafia doesn't have the
power it used to have. Well, to talk about that

(04:12):
we have to rewind and discuss how it used to
be in several places in this country. It used to
be in places in this country, mafia guys could double park,
on a more extreme example, get away with murder. It
could do virtually anything in places like Chicago. There's a

(04:37):
famous story in Chicago, the Chicago Italian Mafia is known
as the Outfit or the Syndicate, where an outfit guy
killed a mayor on the steps of the Capitol building
and didn't get in trouble for it. How is that possible?
Is it because they have a lot of guns, they're
willing to commit murder. I've seen no sopranos. Is that why?

(05:00):
It's not why? You see, every single society has a
justice system of some kind. In ours, we have a
justice system. You know what it is. It's police officers,
it's prosecutors, it's defense attorneys, it's judges. This is the
justice system. And then an extension of that is, of course,
the prison system. And those mafia stories are famous too.

(05:24):
Mafia guy goes to prison and instead of sitting with
the other prisoners, he's got a king sized bed. His
wife comes to see him every other night. He's eating
gourmet meals. He leaves every now and then. So every country,
our country has a justice system, and the justice system
is there to hold criminals accountable. According to the normal citizen,

(05:46):
you me, that's what we want the justice system to do.
We want every part of it dedicated to that. The cops,
the prosecutors, the judges, the prison system take criminals, take
guys who violate the laws in our society, arrest them,
prosecute them, and put them into prison. That's what we want.
That's what you want, and that's what I want. But

(06:09):
a criminal organization interested in committing crimes understands that that
justice system is a problem only only if you can't
infiltrate it and put your people into power in it.
If you can take that justice system in Chicago and

(06:32):
you can make sure it's your da he owes you
a favor. If you can make sure it's your judge,
you slipped him fifty thousand dollars last month. If you
can make sure it's your cop, he's been on the
take for ten years. If you can make sure the
justice department that the justice system itself works for, you

(06:55):
will kill anybody you want, Double park all you'd like
you can't get in trouble when the only system that
can get you in trouble works for you. You see,
the real power of any organized crime organization, no matter
wherever it is, is never really the guns and the

(07:17):
men and the willingness to commit violence, and the money
and things like that. It's the fact that the justice
system is owned by them. In Mexico, if the car
tells once you dead, they'll send the cops. Cops will
walk into the restaurant, arrest you in front of everyone else,
throw you in the back of a squad car, and

(07:38):
drive you out to the desert and fire a bullet
in the back of your head. The power comes from
owning the justice system now here in the United States
of America. It's not just for radio that I discuss
our system, specifically, our government system as the largest, most
powerful criminal organization on the planet for years and years

(08:01):
and years, because we're a country that's existed for almost
two hundred and fifty years, evil corrupt criminals have taken
over positions of great power inside of our government, and
they have committed great crimes with those positions of power.
But like any criminal organization, they understand there's potential problems

(08:25):
on the horizon. Why would there be problems? After all,
you're the FBI director, You're the New York Attorney General,
you're the senator this, you're the congressman that what could
possibly give you problems? The DOJ, the entire justice system itself,
all these prosecutors, all these judges, all these FBI agents,

(08:48):
they might very well look into your crimes, discover your crimes,
arrest you for your crimes, try you for your crimes,
and of course, in the end, imprison you for your crimes.
Now you're our capone in Chicago. What do you do?
You pay off the cops, you pay off the judges,

(09:08):
you pay off the prosecutors, and you get off scot free.
You're a communist and filtrator inside the federal government and
you don't want to go to prison for your crimes.
What do you do? You dedicate time, effort, and money
to ensuring your people are installed at every level of

(09:33):
the justice system, so you can't ever go down, you
can't ever burn. This is the system we have in
the United States of America. They don't own every judge,
they don't own every prosecutor, they don't even own every
FBI agent. Although that organization should still cease to exist,

(09:53):
but they own enough of them that we wake up
to stories about James Comy and Letitia James, who committed
obvious black and white crimes, and we see they're getting
off scot free, although they're not. I'll explain, and we
get angry and we say there's no justice in the
world and normal people like us. It's disheartening. It's disheartening,

(10:17):
and it feels like there is no justice on this earth.
Not quite, I'll explain in a moment. Before I explain,
you know that you know that at a local level,
these judges, they're still letting as many violent criminals out
as possible. Right, That's not something that used to happen

(10:40):
and is gone. There's a new headline every day about
some guy who's been arrested fifty times, setting a woman
on fire, raping someone in the park, murdering somebody. What
do you carry on your body to stop a bad
man from hurting you? And please don't say your cell phone,
Please don't say that. Now, this gets to the point

(11:00):
why I'm not allowed to carry a gun, Jesse. I
don't like guns. That's what Burna is here for. They
have a compact launcher now. It's four point zero seven
inches long. It fits right in a little holster, right
in your little purse, even in your pocket if you like.
It fires pepper balls or tear gas balls or kinetic rounds,

(11:24):
and it fires them hard, and it will stop a
bad man from setting you on fire. Don't hope for
the best. Hope is not a plan. Berna is a
plan by Rna Berna dot com slash Jesse Berna dot
com slash Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.

(11:49):
It's still real to me, Dammit the rnstacks. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificit magnificent Tuesday. Remember
you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Do not forget tomorrow. Tomorrow we are gonna do. We're
gonna do a pretty normal show. But there's gonna be

(12:10):
another part of the show tomorrow because it's our last
show before Thanksgiving and everything. I want an email from
you on something you're grateful for does not have to
be big, does not can be big, that's fine, can
be small. Maybe you're grateful for a good pair of shoes,
your wife, a good job, a car that runs. Maybe

(12:34):
it's something even bigger than tell me what you're grateful
for Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. And of course
any other email you want to send in is fine. Okay,
So we're talking about comy Letitia James. They had their
charges dismissed. Are all the headlines? Before I get to that,
Just a couple more words on the system we have.

(12:56):
We have a criminal organization known as the United States Government.
They have worked very very hard to put for themselves
a system, a justice system in place that will allow
them to get off scott free when they commit crimes,
and that will allow their street animal accomplices to get
off scott free when they commit crimes. This is why

(13:20):
you wake up every day and you see stories like that.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
August trial for Abdifata Yusef, the jury heard evidence that
he ran his home healthcare company, Promise Health, out of
a mailbox at a Central Avenue address where multiple other
home healthcare companies were supposedly located. Yusuf and his wife,
Lola Ahmed, where charge was stealing seven point two million
dollars of taxpayer money through Medicaid over billing in a
personal care assistant or PCA scam. The couple allegedly spent

(13:46):
tens of thousands of the fraud money on luxury items
for themselves. Despite the jury swiftly convicting Yusef, Judge Sarah
West last week decided they got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
She tossed out the verdant. That's why stories like this
every day it's painful, Like just.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
To like talk about it is like think about it,
like just me remembering, like what happened that day.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
It's like trump addic. Honestly, she was.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Charged with forcibly assaulting and resisting or impeding a border
agent and labeled a domestic terrorist by the Department of
Homeland Security. For Martinez, she's just happy this chapter is
over with.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's the lady accused of ramming her vehicle into a
Border patrol vehicle. The judge dismissed the charges. The criminals
in this country have installed criminal judges, criminal prosecutors, and
certainly at the federal level, criminal cops into our system

(14:47):
because that's true protection, that's true protection from ever getting
convicted of crimes. This judge who dismissed the Komi stuff,
that Letitia James stuff, she's not there to prosecute criminals
to judge to preside over cases. She was installed there

(15:09):
specifically to do what she did. She was installed there
to ensure communist criminals can never burn for their crimes. Now,
let me give you a couple nitty gritty, very boring
details about these two things, and then we will discuss
Pam Bondi and the rumors about her replacement and things

(15:30):
like that. First of all, why were both of these
cases dismissed? What did the judge decide? Here's how it worked,
and this is the most basic way I can explain it.
Here's how it worked. Trump put into place, as is
his right, a temporary US attorney, a temporary US attorney.

(15:53):
Right now, when you install a temporary US attorney, you
only have so many days in case, in this case,
hundred days, but that's not important. And then after that
their time is up and there's a replacement. Okay, the
replacement came in, the replacement resigned. What the judge was saying,

(16:16):
because by the way, after the replacement resigned, Trump put
the same lady back in. What the judge said wrongly
was that you can't do that. You're not allowed to
put another person back in there. It's something that's not allowed.
It's a ridiculous ruling. We all know why she did it.
What does it mean specifically, Set outside all those nerdy details,

(16:39):
here's what it means for James Comy. This potentially ran
out the clock on the statute of limitations for the
crimes he's accused of. That means there is a chance
this got James Comy off scott free. There's a chance.
I'm not saying it did. There's a chance for the

(17:00):
Tisha James not at all her crimes. Her alleged crimes
were too recent, and there will be a new US
attorney and she will be prosecuted again. All right, So
maybe James Cony is off scott free. Now, the Tishia
James is not off scott free. Now, step back from

(17:23):
the ledge. It's okay. We are going to keep encountering
this same thing over and over again because we're inside
the city of Chicago. The year is nineteen thirty and
we're trying to prosecute members of al Capone's criminal organization.
We keep getting charges dismissed, hung juries, criminals walking away

(17:46):
scott free, and we're freaking out, understandably, But that's because
we haven't fully accepted that it's going to take time
to get the legal corruption out of our system. All right, now,
that hopefully made you feel better. Let's talk about Pambondi,
the rumors that are out there today. Before we get

(18:08):
to those rumors, let's talk about this. I love that
you're taking advantage of the new Pure Talk thing. What
new thing? Oh, I don't know. They're unlimited plan for
twenty nine ninety five a month. Well how long though?
Does that expire? For life? I have never seen this

(18:29):
in my life. Twenty nine dollars in ninety five cents
a month, Pure Talks unlimited plan. This plan is normally
in the sixties right now, it's twenty nine to ninety five.
When you sign up this month, it ends December seventh.
I need to stress that. Sign up and you will
pay twenty nine to ninety five a month for life.

(18:49):
Imagine five ten years from now having an unlimited plan
anywhere for twenty nine to ninety five. If you don't now,
you will regret it. Dial pound two five zero in,
say Jesse Kelly. I'm asking for you to spend ten
minutes on the phone with an American who speaks English.
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, switch to pure talk.

(19:15):
Do remember some restrictions apply. See puretalk dot com for details.
We'll talk Pambondi next. This is a Jesse Kelly show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday,
a half hour away from Medal of Honor Monday. We
still have so much to get to the House resignations.

(19:36):
I'm going to address your your concerns about the Mamdani meeting,
illegal immigration, all kinds of other stuff. Now that that
was the kind of nitty gritty details about the corrupt
criminal system we have and why the James Comy Letitia
James stuff got dismissed. Let's set that stuff aside now
and let's discuss Pambondi. I'm sure you have heard. If

(19:58):
you have not heard, the rumors are flowing. That does
not mean the rumors are accurate, but the rumors are flowing.
You know who Andrew Bailey is. Let's rewind a little bit. Missouri,
which it's kind of weird and you wouldn't think it,
but Missouri is quickly becoming one of the most hardcore

(20:18):
anti communist states in the Union. And they had an
attorney general by the name of Eric Schmidt. Eric Schmidt
is a stud just awesome, awesome guy, just like you,
just like me. He decides to run for United States Senate,
gets elected. He's now Senator Eric Schmidt. Great dude, Great dude.

(20:39):
Who replaces him, Andrew Bailey? Do you know the reason
Doctor Fauci is on the record. He got deposed and
on the record and it looks dishonest. It was Andrew
Bailey who did that. Attorney General Andrew Bailey of Missouri.
It was a few months ago we got to have

(21:00):
that was weird, and we didn't spend a ton of
time on it because you don't care about individual states
and their attorney general. It's not something that's on your
mind all the time or mine. Andrew Bailey was leaving
his post as Attorney General of Missouri and he was
going to be I think it was assistant deputy director
of the FBI. I don't know the exact thought. I
believe that's what it was. That's kind of weird. We

(21:23):
already have a deputy director, we have the Dan Bongino.
But it was odd. It was eyebrow raising, but nothing
you're going to spend a ton of time on or
I'm going to spend a ton of time on and
I did you know I asked people about it? How
that's how what Chris people be texting? All right, I texted.

(21:47):
I didn't get much for information, but it was still odd.
The rumors, and I need to stress again, they're only
rumors are that Andrew Bailey may potentially replace Pam Bondy
in the coming months. The rumors say Trump is frustrated,
he's angry, and he may have Andrew Bailey replace her. Which,

(22:12):
now that would make more sense if you put him
at the FBI learning about the bones of all these cases,
kind of setting him up to walk into the job.
What also would make sense is Donald Trump is famous
for this. Maybe he's leaning on Pam Bondy in public

(22:34):
to try to prompt more action. Maybe he's feeling the
heat from you and from me, And that's kind of
what I want to get to here. Do you remember this?
This was from last week? Do you remember this? Just
showing this from the Hill right now?

Speaker 5 (22:50):
This is a measure to condemn socialism. The vote is
still being tabulated, but of note, the four leading down
Democrats in the House voted with Republicans to condemn socialism.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
The House Republicans last week held a vote to condemn socialism. Now,
I can see your blood pressure rising, so is mine.
Why did that go over so poorly? Because it's something
that does nothing, but you wouldn't think it would actually
create anger on the riot after all, I don't like socialism.

(23:31):
You don't like socialism. Why did it anger you so much?
Why did it anger me so much? We need tangible
things now. The era of Republicans giving a great committee
question to somebody railing against someone in the Senate, passing

(23:53):
these condemnations of socialism, and then going to us and
getting a pat on the head for it, that era
is gone. The anger on the right at the criminality
of our system is only rising. It's going up, up, up,
up and up. We want prices down, we want every
illegal deported, and we really want government criminals thrown into prison.

(24:18):
We don't give a crap about the latest condemnation of socialism.
And not only that that you did it. It's kind
of insulting. It's a little bit insulting. It's the equivalent
of ob yelling at me because because I've been eating
poorly and then I order a salad and just throw

(24:41):
it away. It's kind of what it feels like. It's
almost it'd be better if you didn't even order it
than just doing that. It would be better to not
do anything else that's just for show now, because we're
all done with show. Pam Bondi has put a lot
of very bad things on her resume. In the course
of a she called a bunch of conservative influencers up

(25:04):
to the White House and told them they were going
to get binders of Epstein information. There was no information
in it. She made herself, Donald Trump, and every one
of those people look bad in that moment. That looked really,
really bad. Then she kept going on the news saying
all kinds of things like that.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
We will find out who you are and we will
come after you. Domestic terrorists, foreign terrorist, you better look
out because we're coming after you. And if you've committed fraud,
we're coming after you. You better watch out because we're
coming after you. Let me be very clear, if you
don't comply with federal law, you're going to be next.
Let this be a warning. You can run, but you

(25:41):
cannot hide. Justice is coming.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Justice is coming. Yet the lady who rams Border patrol
agents Judge dismissed the charges. Justice is coming, but a
judge just tossed out a guilty villa verdict because the
couple happen to be Somali. Justice is coming. But the
woman who drove a U haul truck at federal officials,
it's currently free on bail. A woman accused of driving
a U haul truck toward officers during an immigration protest

(26:06):
in Oakland last month is now free on bail. Authority
say twenty six justice hasn't gotten here, and we're frustrated.
Justice justice is coming.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
People have to be held accountable. No one Sean is
above the law. No one is above the law. And
you will be held accountable. And you know, a very
liberal grand jury and one of the most liberal jurisdictions
in the country just indicted James Comy. Now we know,
of course we have to go to trial. We'll have
a great trial team and everyone, of course is innocent
until proven guilty. However, we are going to trial in

(26:41):
this case. And this is just the beginning.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
We wake up this morning, we see James Comy and
Letitia James have their charges dismissed. We're done with resolutions,
We're done with Fox News hits that sound tough. Justice
is coming. You're going down. You can't do this fair
or unfair. The right has had enough of words. We

(27:09):
have had enough, and we don't want to hear any
more idle threats. No more barking. It's time to start biting.
No more barking. And by the way, that may be
on some level unfair of you and me to demand that,
because we just discussed the criminal system we currently have
in place. Pam BONDI can't remove every communist judge. She can't,

(27:33):
so maybe at some point, maybe at some level, it's
not even fair. But you're not interested in fair right now,
and neither am I. I don't have time to worry
about what is fair or what is unfair. Life is unfair.
You are the top law enforcement officer in the United
States of America. We now have less than four years,
right about three years left, and then we have to

(27:54):
assume the worst. You have three years to start sending
government criminals into jail, into prison, and right now they're
all walking away scott free with nothing but a few
legal fees, which you're probably be covered by George Soros
on the back end. Fair, unfair. I don't want to
hear it. I don't know whether the rumors are true
either do you. We'll find out in the coming days.

(28:18):
But what I do know is we're done with resolutions,
We're done with interviews. Start sending government criminals to prison
because we want to save our country. If you need help,
get a female vitality stack from Chalk. That's the best
I can tell you. Pam. Look, I've had I don't
know how many women email the show and talk about

(28:39):
how much energy they have now. Not that weird, jittery,
amped up caffeine palms or sweaty energy. I'm talking about
just natural energy. Where you get home and you do
you want to go cook, you want to go walk,
you want to go play a sport, you want to
do something with the kids, because you just feel great
and your mind feels great. That way. You never call

(29:01):
people to Washington, DC and hand them binders that have
nothing in it. You want to experience a whole new
level of energy and focus with natural herbal supplements, no drugs,
natural herbal supplements. That's what Chalk's here for. And they
have a Black Friday special right now. When you subscribe
and use the promo code Jesse, you get a free

(29:22):
ninety nine dollars bag of chocolate powder with your first
delivery Chalk dot Com promo code Jesse cho q dot
Com promo code Jesse We'll be back. Miss something. There's
a podcast. You get it on demand wherever podcasts are found,

(29:42):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
on a magnificent Tuesday, ten minutes away from Medal of
Honor Tuesday, because we weren't here yesterday. So that's the
pambondie stuff. I know you're frustrated. I'm frustrated. It's a
very corrupt system and I'm not gonna do and I

(30:03):
told you so. Think I'm not. But do you you
do remember all the way back to the very beginning
when Donald Trump first got elected and he nominated former
Congressman Matt Gates from Florida as Attorney General. I don't
know Matt Gates. I'm not a fan, not an enemy.
I don't know Matt Gates. But what I do know

(30:25):
about Matt Gates is when he was in the House
of Representatives, he was a relentless pit bull about government
corruption on both sides, had no time for it. Was
not there to make friends made all kinds of enemies.
Almost immediately Matt Gates got shot down by the GOP Senate.

(30:47):
They said, no, not him, what And then when you
look back in hindsight, he was the only major Trump
appointee that didn't get through. They may have not liked
Pete Haig Seth or not liked this guy or not
like but in the end they felt, hey, he's a
newly elected president. Even when the popular vote, he gets

(31:10):
who he wants. That was the attitude. That's why he
got everyone else. He gets who he wants except for
one position. Now, did you think that was about Matt
Gates and his issues, whatever they may be. It's not
about Matt Gates. It was about the position itself. For

(31:31):
the GOP Senate, They'll let you have the CIA director,
you want the FBI director, you want the Department of
the Defense secretary. I don't know what to say. I
don't know what to call him now, the head of
the Department of War, the War secretary. They'll let you
have all those things now, But you see the top
law enforcement officer in the United States of America. That

(31:53):
person is somebody who can actually legitimately threaten the system.
That is someone who holds the power to threaten the
criminal organization known as the United States government. So that
is the one position we can't allow. Hey, we can't
get a reformer in there. So what did he do?

(32:14):
What do you do? They're rejected, Matt Gates. You went
with good old fashioned establishment Pam Bondie and everyone who's
listened to the show for a while remembers I freaked
out back then for a reason. There is a reason
they allowed her and didn't allow him, because they knew

(32:36):
you were going to get a whole lot of this.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
We will find out who you are and we will
come after you. Domestic terrorists, foreign terrorist. You better look
out because we're coming after you. And if you've committed fraud,
we're coming after you. You better watch out because we're
coming after you. Let me be very clear, if you
don't comply with federal law, you're going to be next.
Let this be a warning. You can run, but you

(32:58):
cannot hide. Justice is coming.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah anyway, I'm going to talk about something a bigger
injustice than all this. I had to go to New
York over the weekend. That's where I was. It was
for business stuff, the suits and whatever. Had to go
to New York City. Plus, I'd like to visit the
place before Mam Donnie burns the whole thing down. We'll
get to the Mam Donnie meeting next hour. I will,
I promise. I wanted to visit New York City anyway,

(33:25):
and the suits wanted me up there, so I had
to go up there. We go out steakhouse on Saturday night.
Nice right, Hey, who doesn't love a free steak? Steak's expensive?
Now you go to a steakhouse for steak, Now, it's
like sixty bucks, it's expensive. I'll take free steak. Sit
down in the steakhouse. This is a nice steakhouse. They

(33:46):
have all these sauce options for the steak. Now, I'm
normally not a sauce on honor with the steak guy.
Just season it some steak butter or something like that.
That's normally how I eat a steak. I've not nothing
against sauces, but this place had all these specialty sauces.
One of the specialty sauces in this place was and

(34:09):
Chovy Holland Dais sauce Chris an Chovy Hollandai saucy with
me on this fascinating right, fascinating. I've never heard of it.
I figure might as well, and surely this is the
kind of place that will remember I order my steak.

(34:30):
When I order my steak, I order a side of
anchovy hollandais sauce. Do you think they brought the sauce?
Do you think the sauce came out with I don't know.
I had to be two hundred dollars worth of food
with everybody who was there and eating. Do you think
they brought the sauce? No, No, of course not, because

(34:53):
the most discriminated against minority in the United States of
America are sauce people, those of us who ask for
something so simple. It could be a side of ketchup.
It could be a side of ranch Maybe it's some
weird anchoby Hollidays which actually turned out to suck really bad,
by the way. Yeah, yeah, Eventually, it doesn't matter what

(35:14):
it is. The waitress, she might write it down, she
might not write it down. But one thing that's a guarantee,
you can etch it in stone, like the Ten Commandments.
They will not bring the sauce when you get your food,
and then ten minutes after you get your food, as
it's sitting there getting cold. The waitress will come up
and ask how everything is, and you will tell the

(35:34):
waitress that you didn't get your sauce. And after you
tell the waitress that, she'll act surprised like she does
every time it, says something like, oh, they didn't bring it,
And then you'll wait another ten minutes as she bounces
around to her other ten tables to fill up their
water and take this person's order. And by the time,
right about the time you're finishing off the last morsel

(35:55):
of whatever your meal is, that's when the sauce will
finally arrive at your table. Because sauce people are treated
like freaking lepers. What you want is completely unimportant. The
way he just doesn't eat sauce. They don't need sauce
in the back, I don't need this, So if I
don't care about it, surely the person who ordered it
didn't care about it. And you know what, God only

(36:15):
knows what they charged for the sauce in this steakhouse.
I wouldn't know because I didn't pay. I bet it
was five six bucks, maybe even more. And I guarantee
you they put it on the bill too. They never
bring the freaking sauce. I don't understand. I have worked
in a restaurant before. You have a piece of paper
in front of you, you write down on the paper,

(36:36):
bring the sauce. Then the paper gets handed back, and
then they're laying the meal out and somebody looks at
the meal and looks at the piece of paper. Uh,
sauce isn't there. I'll add the sauce. But apparently this
two step process that could be done by a monkey
that's been hitting the head too many times is too
difficult for the restaurant industry. It is beyond belief that

(36:58):
we sauce people can never get we want. Oh, I'm
so upset. I got my blood pressure up. Chris, I'm
gonna be all right. I'm gonna text somebody. I'm gonna
text someone that's it, and I'll be fine. You know,
we'll do Metal of Honor Monday. Don't get my mind
off the sauce, and then I'll talk about the Mamdani
stuff and the congressional resignations. Before we get to that,

(37:23):
let's talk about something that's coming soon. Christmas. It's Christmas morning,
sitting around the tree with the fam Let's say your
dad's there and Your gift to him is just a
little box, just a wee little box. He opens up
that box. It's a thumb drive and you say, Dad,

(37:45):
you'll plug it into the TV. Your dad plugs the
thumb drive into the TV and it's his wedding album
digitized on the television. It's the baby book View digitized
wedding Day. Do you want your home VHS tapes, your

(38:08):
hard copy pictures? Do you want them digitized and handed
to the person you love the most. Of course you do.
Legacy Box will do it by hand and they'll get
it to you by Christmas. Go to legacy box dot
com slash Jesse and give the gift that will always
be remembered after you're dead and gone. It'll be remembered.
Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back.
Advertise With Us

Host

Jesse Kelly

Jesse Kelly

Popular Podcasts

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.