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November 26, 2024 35 mins

Trump’s new tariffs. Mexico and Canada are signaling they will stop these migrant caravans. The Party is Over. BK singing the praises of turkey. The cluster bombs and land mines that are now making their way to Ukraine. Should we get rid of the lame duck period between administrations? 

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. We
are almost there, almost time for Thanksgiving where we can
eat things that aren't turkey, gather with family. Thank God

(00:34):
for the blessings we have. But we still have issues
to tackle before we get to there. First, we're gonna
talk about these tariffs. Trump's out there threatening tariffs, and
you have a bunch of people. I love tariffs. I
hate tariffs, So let's talk about what's actually happening there.
But talking about the FBI. Apparently Americans aren't worried about

(00:54):
FBI background checks. This will go back to the currency
we were discussing before Thanksgiving. Turkeys are up twenty three percent,
and I'm happy about it. I'll explain exactly why we're
gonna have voicemails. We have one, very drunk, very threatening voicemail,
hilarious as it may be. Emails. Some guys are mad

(01:15):
at me, some people were thrilled with me. All that
a personal injury I suffered this morning, and so much
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
I want to begin. Let's begin with the tariff thing.
Because look, it's just you and me talking. I'm probably
gonna screw off a lot tonight. I'm in an amazing mood.

(01:36):
I'm probably gonna screw off tomorrow during the tomorrow's show too.
I'm sorry, I'm in a great mood. I we're close
to the holidays. I'm just having extra fun. The news
kind of dies. We're in that lall in between the
election and when he takes powers. It's a good time.
It's screw off Jesse time some I'm warning you also tomorrow,

(01:57):
asked doctor Jesse Wednesday, because I won't be here Thursday Friday, Thanksgiving.
Get your questions emailed in now Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com or leave us a voicemail eight seven seven
three seven seven four three seven three And yes, Chris,
I may or may not be in a good mood
because the wife and kids are out of town. Woke

(02:27):
up this morning. They had to FaceTime me. Did they
want to see me?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
It was about Fred, the freaking idiot. Talk. Where's Fred?
How's Fred doing? No one asked how I was doing.
It's all about Fred, anyway, So let's talk about tariffs.
Trump went full blast yesterday on social media, because that's
where news is broken now. It's not on ABC Nightly
News anymore, it's on social media. And Trump on social

(02:53):
media threatened Canada and Mexico and China. What he said
Canada and Mexico was this day one, when I get
into office, I'm slapping a twenty five percent tariff on
each of you until the tide of illegals and drugs
stops pouring over that border and into our country. It's

(03:16):
what Trump said publicly. He also threatened China. This one's
not getting as much play. He told China, Hey, China,
ten percent, ten percent tariff on you. If this fentinyl
doesn't stop coming from your country, make it stop, or
I will make it stop, all right. And so this
prompted a lot of economic discussion on the left and

(03:41):
the right, but the right for sure. Now let's first
of all, let's talk really quickly about Trump's economic vision,
economic policy. I actually have disagreements on some of it,
but I'm okay with these disagreements, these debates. Trump is
a Teddy Roosevelt Republican. I know we don't read history

(04:02):
books anymore, but if you read about Roosevelt and his
policy positions, on things. That's exactly what Trump is. He
is not a traditional free trade Republican. He's more of
a populist, protectionist style Republican. And there are going to
be a lot of people who argue about a lot

(04:23):
of that. But tariffs are something Trump genuinely believes it. However,
that is not what he's doing here. Let me ask you.
You ever go to a party in high school you
weren't supposed to go to. Maybe some underage drinking at

(04:44):
the party, Not that I think you would do such
a thing, or certainly not that I ever have, But
did you ever do such a thing? And kids don't
do it? You're not missing out, trust me, But I've
done it. You probably have done it now. At least
in my town in Bozeman, Montana. There wasn't a lot

(05:05):
of violent crime back then, and the cops therefore didn't
have a ton to do. So it was DUIs and
it was driving around busting up house parties with the
kids who were drinking booze underage. And you walk into
these parties and it feels wrong, but the good kind

(05:26):
of wrong, the adventurous kind of wrong. Oh I shouldn't
be here. What if my parents find out what's that
a beer? Oh, I've never tried one of those. Hey,
let me try a beer, you know. And the music's
too loud, and you finally work up the liquid courage
to talk to that dime you've been eyeballing in school,
and right about the time you're convincing yourself this is

(05:48):
the most fun you've ever had in your life. Woooooooo,
the sirens come on. You find out the house is
surrounded by cops. Yes, they did this to us routinely,
and in through the front and the back door would
come the cops, and everyone who wasn't fast enough is
in a great deal of trouble. You may find yourself
hiding in a field as the cops are walking around

(06:11):
the field looking for you. Yes, Chris, that was me.
Okay if you have to add specifics several times anyway,
you know what nobody says in that moment, Nobody, nobody
at the party looks at the cops and says, WHOA,
thank goodness, the cops are finally here. Time to turn
down the music, hand over the beer, and break this

(06:33):
party up. Nobody says that everybody doing wrong in the
party is mad, sad. These frigging cops. We were having
fun with cops ruin everything. This sucks. My mom's gonna
kill me. Nobody likes the guy who walks in, stops
the music, turns on the lights, and tells you to

(06:55):
stop talking to that dime and get ready to get
grounded for life by your parents. Nobody celebrates the cops
in that moment. What happens when Democrats take over the
United States of America. What happens is international. It's an
international house party that shouldn't happen. And here's why it

(07:18):
happens that way. As you know, we talk about it
all the time. The modern Democrat Party is nothing like
the old Democrat Party. It's not slightly different views on
unions and things like that. It's flat out America hatred.
And when they govern, that's how they govern. They govern
as if this place kind of sucks. We don't really

(07:39):
have a right to be here anyway. Throw open the borders,
bring in every barbarian, and you know what, we're going
to loot the treasury and hey, anyone else, anyone want
to get down on this. Hey, come on, hey everybody, Hey, everyone,
everyone across the globe, come on in, Come on the
country sucks anyway, Hey, come pick at the carcass of America.
That's how Democrats govern now. In fact, multiple Biden people

(08:01):
have been caught on camera undercover audio admitting, Oh, we
shouldn't have a border anyway, we don't deserve to have one,
open up the country. That's how Democrats think. That's how
they govern. And you know who loves that, Who absolutely
loves that? Well, all the other countries, every other country,

(08:21):
not just Canada and Mexico, Canada, Mexico, China. They love
that because America is this big, wealthy country. And hold
on a minute, Democrats are just gonna let us. They're
gonna let us do whatever we want to it for real.
They love it. Mexico loves it. Hey, we got all

(08:41):
these freaking illegals coming into Mexico. Hey, let's not even
slow them down to help them.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
To the border.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Those more on Americans will let them in. They do
the same thing in Canada. Remember that former German Chancellor Merkel,
Angela Merkel and Hala mrkil or whatever how do you
say her stupid name? She came out recently. She was
big interviewed and she was talking about how much she
disliked working with Trump, And what she said was, you

(09:08):
get in a big group of people, all these world leaders,
and Trump he always treated it like a competition, like
he had to win. Well, what's she really saying there?
When Democrats take over, they walk into this meeting and
it's an open checkbook with your money because they don't
take any pride in the country, don't care for the

(09:29):
country anyway. Hey, Germany, you need some of this. Here's
some billions for you and some billions for you, and
you can take this and you can take that. Our
country sucks anyway, you guys, just come take whatever you want.
Come on into my house party, drink my parents' liquor.
Come on in, everyone, come, everyone's welcome, everyone, come on in.
Just pillage the place. Canada, Mexico handle it the exact

(09:51):
same way, because they've got a bunch of scumbag leftists
in their government too. And I sympathize with every one
of you Mexicans and Canadians listening suffering under that kind
of leader. Oh, I know exactly what it's like. I'm sorry,
but the same thing. Everybody takes advantage of America when
they hate America. Democrats take over, it's house party. Time,

(10:12):
turn up the music. Somebody packed the keg Wo tap
the keg. I'm sorry, Oh it's party time. And now
Donald Trump steps in. The cops are here. The party's over.
Talk about that and tariffs and other things. Before we
get to that, let's talk about having some energy and

(10:33):
be in a good mood. Energy and mood. These things
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the morning and you had a crappy night's sleep and
you don't feel well rested, you know right away your
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Speaker 4 (11:47):
The Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thanksgiving week
talking to little Trump tariffs. We have all kinds of
voicemails and fun stuff and it's just going to be
a great night. But what we were discussing is Trump
gets out there, threatens Canada, threatens Mexico twenty five percent
tariffs coming for each of you. And what happened in

(12:10):
the twelve hours, Well, it's about twenty four hours now
since Trump put out those public statements. Mexican president, that
dirty commie hag, she already came out and said, Hey,
these migrant caravans coming to America, We're gonna stop them.
They're not gonna happen. Justin Trudeau, filthy little child a
castro that he is, already got on the phone with

(12:31):
Donald Trump. Hey, Trump, Uh love you? What do you need, Bud?
Trump threatening these things is not about tariffs. It's not
about free markets or protectionism. And those debates are fine
to have, fine to have. If you disagree on tariffs
and things like that, that's totally a reasonable position. Or
if you love them, it's a reasonable position. We can

(12:54):
debate these things. This is not a tariff argument. This
is a sheriff argument. Naha, Chris, did you hear that?
You didn't? You weren't paying attention. Did you hear what
I did? No, Jewish producer Chris wasn't paying attention. So
I'm gonna say it again. So I said, Chris, it's
not a tariff argument. It's a sheriff argument. Don't shake

(13:15):
your head, Chris, I rhymed those two things. What am
I saying? This is about letting the world know the
party it's over. Turn on the lights, turn off the music,
Hand me your beer. The party is over. There will
be no more pillaging America. And if you are lucky

(13:36):
enough to be our neighbors, Canada and Mexico, if you
are neighbors with us, then you will be neighborly. You
will not throw open the doors to our country because
there's a bunch of people you don't want to deal with.
If you let them in your country, they're your problem.
Don't you dare let them in your country? And then

(13:56):
make them my problem, or we're going to have a problem,
and the world is going to hate it. They already
hate it. They're going to hate it. Europe will hated,
Mexico will hate it, Canada will hate it, China will hated.
Everyone will hate it because everyone was enjoying the party.
Everyone was enjoying the party that comes when democrats take

(14:19):
over the country. Every single one, every one of them
love it because they've got to pillage this place. That
Venezuela opened their prisons and emptied them into America, you
realize that democrats are so deeply evil. They allowed Venezuela

(14:40):
to walk into their prisons full of rapists and murderers,
and Venezuela told them, fellas, pack it up, you're going
to America. And in many cases, democrats flew them into
the country from Venezuela. How great is that for Venezuela.
You get all the scumbags out of your country, You

(15:02):
unload them onto a country you hate anyway, you don't
have the financial burden, you unload the violent crime. It's
the best thing in the world.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
The world.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Loves when democrats take over because it's good for everyone
but us. Now the party's over now, the cops are here.
That's what the tariff threat is about. And you watch
Chris write this one down. You watch Trump won't go
through with the twenty five percent tariff on Canada and

(15:34):
Mexico because they're so scared of that. They will have
calmed him down that they intend to take care of
their business before he takes office. And Trump will end
up saying something publicly along the lines of just wanted
to thank Mexico. They're going to change some things so
we don't have to do the twenty five percent tariff.
It's a negotiating tactic. But again, the right oftentimes can't

(15:58):
get out of its own way with these things because
we have different views on economies and free markets and
free trade and protectionism and things like that, and all
we hear are tariffs, and the right will spend all
day long arguing, well should we do with the tariffs?
It's really a tax. I'm not really sure about the tariffs.
That has nothing to do with tariffs. This is about

(16:18):
negotiating and letting the world know America is closed. You
were no longer allowed to treat this country like an
open sore. So no, you're not going to dump the
dregs of your society onto American soil because this country
rejected democrats and now the adults are back in charge.

(16:40):
All right, all right, now we have gosh, I'm trying
to think of all who all we have tonight? I
did a guest heavy shows. It's Thanksgiving week and I'm
in a great mood. We have Selena Zito tonight. She's
going to give us kind of the back road skinny
on Trump's election. Remember Selena Zito came on here and

(17:01):
she told us before Trump won that he was gonna win,
not right before either where we all kind of felt
that she knew a while before. We have Selina Zito.
We have BK tonight. We're probably gonna have to hear
about his abs. I'm sorry, We're gonna have to hear
about BKA's abs. We'll talk to him about Thanksgiving. We
have Daniel Turner coming on tonight. We got a three
guest night. I have no idea how that happened exactly,

(17:21):
but either way, it's a three guest night on the
Jesse Kelly Show. And do not forget tomorrow is an
ask doctor Jesse Wednesdakes. I'll be gone for the rest
of the week, gonna celerate Thanksgiving with my fam Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot Com. What Chris Chris said? How
do I prep my turkey by not buying one? Chris? Okay,

(17:44):
but if I had to, I would probably do it
the way Kamala Harris did it, and I'd spatchcock it.
You ever, what, Chris, don't rub your head. You don't
know what spatchcocking is. You probably don't, but I guarantee
you that's what Dome does. I bet you she loves it.
I could totally see her love in that. Anyway, Let's
talk about something a little bit more important. Real quick.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
You're listening to the Oracle you love this one. It's
a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn it off. Chris Gosh,
just gosh, b K. Why does he do? It's Thanksgiving week,
It's Thanksgiving week and he has to bring that hatred
onto the show. It's not even music. Rap is superior
to that, and I don't like rap music. Girl. Someone
screaming into the microphone joining me now, host of the
Amazing World News with BK podcast. Former Air Force PJ. BK,

(18:41):
BK Okay, now shoot me straight the BK household. Is
it traditional Thanksgiving stuff? Is it turkey? Be honest? Is
it turkey?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
First of all, Jesse, even though it's Thanksgiving week, I
feel the hate flowing through me at all times, and
that's what keeps me incredibly jacked and tan at the gym.
That hatred, So it motivates me. I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna keep doing it.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I don't care if it's thanks for Giving week. Second
of all, I usually start off, I've go to multiple places.
I'm fortunate enough where there's a few bars within walking
distance to me, and every year they have a massive
spread for free. So I go in, have a cocktail,
load up a huge plate, go to the next one,
do the same thing, and then I'll end up at
somebody's house later in the night. But it's kind of
nice because uh yeah, And I don't care what anybody says, Jesse.

(19:29):
I like Turkey. I'm not getting I'm not seeding the
turkey to the haters. I'm just not.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, b K, big big Turkey fan, huh tell me, BKA,
how many times? How many times a year outside of Thanksgiving,
do you walk into a restaurant and order the turkey.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Jesse?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Your logic is flawed here because turkey why is the
singular dish of the of this holiday. You're honestly, it
should be against the law to order turkey at under
any other time of year. So it's so good, I
could it's so good. We only eat it once a
year because we couldn't handle it any other day of
the year.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm sorry, BK. I don't see
the Air Force logic in all this, you know, But
speaking of Air Force, I wanted to talk to you
about this because we haven't. We haven't talked about this
in a while, and I get emails every time you're
on from these young studs who listen to the show,
you know, high school, younger than that of a How
do I do? How do I do that? How do
I do that? If you're talking to a bunch of

(20:29):
young men right now who dream of maybe being an
Air Force PJ one day, some kind of super stud,
how do you guide them? What do you tell them? Uh?

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Well, so, yeah, I do get caught. I get hit
up all the time. Jesse, like you you know, like, hey,
you know, I've always wanted to do this, you know
whether and it's not always PJA, it's any like kind
of special operations because you know, these are like the
guys they look up to.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
And one of the biggest things I say, I actually
turned them onto a friend of mine who I trust,
who has kind of a business in training up guys
who want to go to special operations, and he's got
group chats like in every major city in the country,
and I'll usually refer them to them. I'm just gonna
plug it here if you don't mind. Jesse so so
calm athlete on Instagram at so com athlete, and I

(21:14):
usually tell them to get with him because now these
guys can get in the group chat in the area
they're in, they can all do they can go on
training together, they can get workout tips together. So I
really stress that. But I'm also like the same things
haven't changed, Jesse. It's like run, you have to run.
You got to be able to run. You're always gonna
have to be able to run. You're gonna have to

(21:35):
be able to ruck. And you don't want to show
up at one of these things having not done either
one because you're gonna get shin splints and you just
can't do it anymore after that. So you have to
build that base powerfully. And I think too many guys
like equate like going to the gym and getting all huge,
like that's not really gonna save you. I saw a
bunch of huge guys who failed to make the cut,
And there's just way other things to think of it,

(21:57):
And the basics haven't changed. Running Kylston, being able to
carry a heavy load. Those three things are the top
three and everything else is way secondary of those top
three things.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
B Kay, who does make the cut? I love asking
guys like you this, guys like Clay Martin, you you
super ninja types, which, of course I was the furthest
thing in the world from that so fascinates me too, Right,
what guys make it? Who makes it? And who doesn't?
You said the big guys don't?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Uh yeah, I mean I'm not gonna and I'm not
gonna say not all big guys make it, because of
course they do. But you know, it's not like the movies.
You know, I grew up like you, Jesse, were watching
movies where every guy was like Schwarzenegger. Yeah, and just
just jacked out of his mind. And you know, most
commonly it's who made it were the small, skinny guys
who could run all day and who had the attitude

(22:46):
like it sounds so cliche, but you have got to
be like, there is no other option for me but
to complete this course, because you know, I talked to
a few young guys do it and they were like
they were kind of like, well, you know, if that
doesn't work out, then I and always you know, I'm
gonna be I really want to be a seal. But
if that doesn't work out, like I could also like
run on a computer so the Navy. And I'm like, bro,

(23:07):
you cannot have that mindset. You have to be like
this is all or nothing, and you have. And the
guys who have that, I see the determination in them,
and I see the desire and the drive, and those
are the guys who make it. And as you know Jesse,
a lot of times it's not the guy you'd expect.
I knew a dude soaking wet, one hundred and fifty pounds,
just but he was super organized. This dude ended up

(23:29):
being a Joint Special Operations Command operator. He was attached
to Delta Force for over a decade, and uh, if
you would have seen him when I went through selection
with him, you would have been like, no way, just
no way. And that's but that's who it is. The
guy who has the guy who has the will, the
drive and attention to detail is extremely important.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Also speaking with BK, host of World News with BK,
I know you eat that podcast up. I get to
great emails about it every single time. Bekay, So you
guys to help me understand the structure because I legitimately
don't know. You don't have your own teams like I know,
like Delta they have squadron, a squad squadron BC. I
know about the different you know, Green Berets, Fifth Group, seventh,

(24:14):
I get that, But every time I talk to one
of you pjs, it seems like they're always just breaking
one or two of you off and they're sending you
with the Seals and you're sending you with Delta. So
you don't have really a team, are you kind of
like a lone wolf?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
No, so they do. So there's definitely that aspect of
it when it comes to the special like the really
the Tier one special operations. But we also do have
like whole squadrons with pjs and they'll do you know,
they are usually the guys who in the rescue operations.
For example, everybody knows about the Alaskan pjs, you know,
pretty renowned for civilian rescues. They're on Alert twenty four

(24:49):
to seven and that is a squadron all of pj's
and that's the only people there are. They've been talking
lately about trying to form Air Force only squad drons,
but this is like, you know, there's some growing pains
there because they were specialized for so long. Intil one thing.
It's like, well, how are we going to put together

(25:09):
a team with the capability of say a Green Beret
Operational Detachment ALPHA twelve man team? Are we? How do
we put together a team that has all of that
same skill set? And some of it was lacking, which
is why they created, for one, this new special reconnaissance
program in the Air Force, and they go through the
selections a pair, rescue and combat control, and those are

(25:31):
the guys, you know, they're really put the drone stuff
hard and the reconnaissance stuff hard, the maps and all that.
So hopefully we'll see it one day but so far, Yeah,
it's still like at those top levels, you know, guys
will just go off, they'll be attached to to dev group,
you know, one or two to a ODA working overseas.
And that's just the way it's been for a long time.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
B Kay, help me understand why they would be behind,
because for a lot of people, you know, when they
look at Green Berets or naves or let the Delta
guys pjs, it's just all a bunch of studs, right,
It's all a bunch of studs. You put them up
in a room, if they're not wearing their uniform, they're
all gonna kind of look the same, talk the same.
That's gonna be you know, alpha types. So why can't

(26:13):
a twelve man PJ crew now do essentially what a
Green Beret group can do.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
So there's there's a few reasons for that, And I
would say I'm not an expert on this, Jesse, but
I would say a huge reason for that is for
a long time, Pearevski was an enlisted only job. We
didn't have leadership. You know, the Navy has like four
star seals, the Green Berets have four star Green Berets,
you know, and they've been doing that for decades. We

(26:41):
only brought officer Air Force ground pounders in like in
the early two thousands, so they're well behind. There's not
a single two star Air Force general who came from
a special operations background. We don't have it. We're like
these these enlisted guys. For example, in Vietnam, the enlisted pjs,
they were at an air crew and technically the flight

(27:02):
the helicopter pilot was their commander. And that's the way
it was for a very very long time. And then
sadly they realized, well, wait a minute, we're not getting
the autonomy we want because we don't have anybody advocating
for us. And now they're trying to do this rescue
the you know, the combat rescue officer, the combat control general.
But they're just behind the power curve on that. So

(27:23):
I don't know. I still haven't seen the two star
from an ASSPEC war background, and I don't know when
I'm going to see it.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
BK, you are the man host of World News with
Peak with BK. Thank you, my brother. I appreciate you
as always.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Thanks and enjoy that Turkey Jesse.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh, anyway, we forgot to play this this is great.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, you know what you're talking about. Liberal moth.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Dude, just call me a liberal.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I hope you've died to they. I hope you die.
I'll be get a the dialus y. Yeah, how's that? Yeah,
I get Jeffy you Pieter. Oh, you're MTV everywhere.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
If you'd like to leave us a voicemail, you can
eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
We'll be back The Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Wednesday. Gets your questions emailed in
now to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Yeah, the
party's over. The party's over. The adults are here. The
cops have showed up. There's another article out about all

(28:52):
the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio. They're leaving. Quote, I'm scared
because my business in Haiti was bombed. I lost my mom.
Someone come in my business and then they whatever if
I get a deportation back to Haiti. So that they are,
they're already running all the puff pieces out there. You
can't deport them. You can't deport them, but they're already leaving.
They got it, and that's exactly what we need.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Let's do some voicemails, shall we, oh Jesse ned borlog
here India Company third but dying third Marines firston first squad.
It's terrible with sending in all these cluster bombs. It's
sick too. Many of my marine buddies were killed with
booby traps around Hill fifty five. Biden's is leaving Trump

(29:41):
in a bad spot.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
First of all, rest in peace to your brothers. And
I mentioned this the other day. It's not just the missiles.
That we're giving Ukraine permission to launch these missiles into Russia.
That's getting all the headlines. That's the thing that most
people are talking about, allowing them to use anti personnel minds.

(30:08):
For people who don't understand it, it doesn't sound like much.
It's a gigantic escalation. You could hear it that guy's voice.
I'm gonna play it again. You can hear it in
that guy's voice. You you watch your buddy get his
legs blown off because he stepped on a mine three
feet in front of you before you could step on it.

(30:31):
And you you have to pull out a rag and
wipe your buddy's blood off of your face because he
stepped on a mine. It creates a visceral hatred in
you that will last forever, and that we are now
we're allowing this to happen.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh Jesse ned borlog here India Company, thirddayan Thord Marines,
first Platoon, first squad. It's terrible with sending in all
these cluster bombs. It's sick too. Many of my marine
buddies were killed with movie traps around Hill fifty five.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
But can hear it in his voice, can't you? Well,
we're doing that now on purpose. They're escalating things on purpose.
And you know what it made me think about. I
know it's kind of weird to think along these lines,
but I was sitting here thinking, we've been talking a
lot about how much evidence they're of course destroying. Right now.

(31:31):
They're shredding every paper they can. There's a shredder truck
in front of the DOJ they're deleting. I guarantee they
have software deleting more emails and files than you can imagine.
They're they're using this period of time in between the
election of Donald Trump and when he's actually sworn in
to cover up the evidence of as many of their

(31:52):
crimes as humanly possible. Maybe maybe it's time to do
away with the system where there's a lag in between administrations.
Maybe you have an election and the second the election
is called, Donald Trump shows up to Washington d C.
Puts his hand on a Bible. He's sworn in as president,

(32:16):
and his people officially move in and monitor everything. And
I don't like that because there's a lot of reasons
to have that lag time. There's a lot of reasons
that make sense to have the lag time. The incoming
administration needs to staff up, the other people need to
staff Down's just it's it's not easy to just snap
your fingers and make it happen. There's a reason for

(32:37):
the lag But now that our country is operated by
criminals who will violate every single law when they take
over and then try to cover up that fact, maybe
it's time to do away with it. Honestly, I bet
you this guy's upset.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, you don't what you're talking about, Liberal mother. I
hope you die to me, I help you die. I'll
dial YEP. How that I get jelse you you're MCV anyway.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Remember I told you, I don't understand it. I can't
relate to this mentality. The people who hate listen, they
listen longer, and they listen more intently than the people
who love listen. I don't understand that way of thinking.
I don't consume anything that I don't enjoy. I don't
go home and watch Rachel Mattou or something that would

(33:45):
never even occur to me. Oh, you're right, Chris. They
leave the drunkest voicemails. They're all just plastered, and they
call in. Did I tell you how I hurt myself
this morning? So I took a belt buckle to the
privates this morning. Listen, you know how obs out of town.
We obbs out of town. So I figured, go ahead

(34:09):
and wear my jeans an extra day. You don't need
to change your jeans every day. I can get two
or three days out of this and she's not gonna
be there. And there it's a jeans you bore yesterday.
So I got home last night, I took my jeans off,
I left my belt on there. I threw them in
the bathroom and figured out it's still on those same
jeans tomorrow. But I didn't. I was not careful. This morning,

(34:32):
I'm standing in front of my sink. I jam a
leg in and then I jammed the other leg in,
and I yanked the jeans up. I'm not used to
there being a belt on the jeans, and I yanked
them up, and that thing flopped around. The belt buckle
flopped around really really fast. And oh man, if you
had come into the bathroom at that time, you would

(34:54):
have seen me pants around my ankles. I had to
take a knee, which, of course, then fre had to
come in and stuff his big, fat, fluffy face in
front of me, seeking out attention. In my moment of agony,
it was bad. It was bad. I still haven't told
ab about it. I'm not gonna tell her because I
know she's gonna be upset about the geens. I'm trying
to help her out, is what I'm trying to cut

(35:16):
down on laundry. I love you, Princess. If you're listening,
I treasure you, and I didn't want you to have
to do any laundry. Anyway. We have a huge show
still for you. Let's talk about the FBI and the
lack of trust next.
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