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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
on a Wednesday. And it's going to be a gigantic
show on a Wednesday because we have gigantic things to
talk about, like Whoop be Golden.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, I'm just kidding. We're not talking about her.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Tonight, Joe Biden's already indicating the reason.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
He might drop out.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We're gonna have a discussion about getting people fired.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is that right? Is that wrong? How do we adjust
to that?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
There are opinions all over the board on the GOP Convention,
the RNC, the speakers, some love it, some hate it.
We have that emails, We have the Attorney General from
the state of Missouri, Gray one, one of the great ones,
really our best one right now coming up in fifteen
minutes from now.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
All that Peter Navarro just got out of prison.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He'll join us next hour in so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And
if you happen to be watching on the simulcast, humany,
notice that I'm wearing sunglasses. I have decided, Well, I've
made a major, major life decision. I will explain all
the reasoning behind it. About thirty minutes from now. Just
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get used to the sunglasses, is all I have to stay.
I want to begin here though it's not about Biden
or Trump and the convention or assassinations or any of
the other things. I want to begin well with this
email Jesse Libs of TikTok. That's a huge social media
account that exposes bad things the left. Does I know her,
(01:53):
She's a wonderful person. Libs of TikTok's doing a great
job exposing people who are celebrating the assassination attempt on Trump.
Some of these people are getting fired. Many people on
the right are saying we shouldn't be doing this. And
he goes on says a couple other things. And his
name is Chris, although I think he's probably a decent
person unlike the other one. So let's have a talk
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right now. In the wake of the Trump assassination, there
are dirty commies being fired. Many of them have been
fired or resigned across the country. Firefighters, cashiers at home depot,
people in more prestigious positions than that. They're being fired
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because in the wake of Trump almost being assassinated, they
all ran to social media or in the case of
one band, Tenacious Deeds, the name of the band that
didn't run a social media they just did it in
front of the crowd. They lamented the fact that Donald
Trump didn't have his head blown off. All of them
said something along the lines of I's too bad they missed.
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I'm sorry they missed. I wish he'd died, something along
those lines. And so we have somebody lives of TikTok
exposing these people, getting them fired in many cases. And
the opinions on this on the right are all over
the place, very very very divided.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
For a lot of people. A lot of people are
along the lines of, yeah, screw them, they deserve it.
It's revenge. Maybe that's you. A lot of people on
the right are oh no, oh, we.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Can't be like them. Oh, we can't be we can't
do what they've done. This is wrong. That's just a cashier.
This is cancel culture. I don't like cancel.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Car Okay, So let's have a talk.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Let's let's have an honest talk about something I like
to call nursery rhyme conservatism. If you've listened to the
show for any length of time, you've heard me use
that term before nursery rhyme conservatism, what is it? Well,
on the right, for most of my existence, the norm
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has been nursery rhyme conservatism.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And that is, if we.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Just brush our teeth and use our manners and say
yes ma'am and no sir, and we do things the
right way, then in the end, even if we lose,
we'll have lost the right way. That has been the
norm on the right for almost the entirety, For virtually
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the entirety of my life.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's gotten better, but it was at one point in time. Again,
this was most of my life. If someone on the
right suggested a boycott of a company or somebody who
was doing something bad, you know, Nike comes out and
they signed Kaepernick, and someone on the right would suggest, oh,
you should boycott Nike. For most of my life, people
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on the right would not only still shop at Nike,
they would lecture the people who weren't saying boycotts aren't
who we are, guys, We're not going to be like them.
That's been conservatism for most of my life, nursery rhyme conservatism.
And it's time to have a discussion about where we are,
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why we're here where we're going?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
How do we fix things?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
First, let's understand the goal is that we don't live
in a country that's run by these demons.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I would agree that that's the goal. Would you not
agree with me? That's the goal?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
No matter where you stand on this, I don't want
these demons running the country. You don't want these demons
running the country.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
When you get to a place as a society where
you're condoning chopping off the penis of little boys, you've
really lost your freaking mind and you're in a bad place.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So you and I agree that that's our end goal? Right, Okay,
So that perfect? Now how do we get there?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, it's a long that's a long list, and that's
a long talk, and we'll have a lot of that
talk tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But I think you would both.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Agree that getting there involves defeating the communists. Right, you
would agree with that we cannot win if they're still
in power.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
That's not possible.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You can't have these people still in power. And when
all right, so we agree on that you have to
defeat them, And the.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Question becomes how do you defeat them?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
And so here's something I just want to discuss here
the social shame system. The social shame system. This is
again it's another term I made up. The social shame
system is what what am I talking about? Well, in
any society, doesn't matter where you are at any period
of time, your tribe, your nation, your whatever, there will
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be certain behaviors and they're not universal, they're different from
from society to society. But there will be certain behaviors
that are shunned. They just are. And when you shun
certain behaviors as a society, you will get less of them.
All right, So who determines who decides what the social
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shame system is in your society? Who gets to make
that decision what is acceptable, what is unacceptable?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Who gets to make that decision?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well, that's where we get into you and me and
counseling people, having people fired supporting that, being against that.
You see, there's no question that cultural leaders, be it politicians, celebrities,
media figures like really important radio hosts who are wearing
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sunglasses right now, pastors. There's no question that people with
sizable platforms will have a say, probably a large say,
in the social shame system, there's no question.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But they certainly don't have the only say at all. Really,
I would.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Argue the main driver of any society's social shame system
is the people themselves, the people, all of the people.
They're the ones who decide what is right, what is wrong,
what is good, what is bad.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Now, let me ask you something. In recent years, have
you ever.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Monitored or censored yourself in any kind of a social setting.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Because of politics?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Because your real thoughts here, your true thoughts would maybe
make a liberal ant pagy across the table uncomfortable. And
if you haven't censored yourself, do you know someone who has?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Of course you do, we all do. I know.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I could start listening names for you right now. Well,
I should have said this. I thought about saying that,
but I knew I knew Mark was there, and I
didn't want to offend market. You have you've adjusted? Why
have you made adjustments? You have made adjustments or someone
you know? I should say someone you know has made
adjustments because the social shame system has decided adjustments needed
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to be made.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Now I want you to pause on that.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
We're going to talk to Attorney General of Missouri, Andrew Bailey,
and then we're going to come back and we're going
to talk about nursery rhyme conservatism, the social shame system,
how do we feel about canceling people not canceling people?
And so much more coming up tonight on the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. And as long as we're talking
about talking, we should talk about peer talk, shouldn't we?
(09:28):
You see, your cell phone company is garbage. They're hot, stinky,
communist garbage and you should not have them. You should
not be making monthly payments to Verizon AT and T
or T Mobile. That's a monthly payment to someone who
freaking hates your guts. Well would you do that when
you have peer talk? Pere talk is the company who
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loves you. I just bumped the microphone again. Shut up, Chris.
Peer Talk's the company who loves you. They're the company
who shares your values, promotes your value. CEO is a veteran.
You save a fortune. Why wouldn't switch ten minutes on
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Say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back with Missouri's AG hang.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
On fighting for your freedom every day the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
A Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, and joining me
now is the great AG from the state of Missouri,
Andrew Bailey.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Army veteran and now a man.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Who's actually taking it to the people, doing the things
we've needed AG's to do for a very long time
in this country. Okay, you're the one that has something
new coming down the pike every single day. Every day
I see you're blasting away at the left in some way.
Explain what the latest is. Because I've lost Drevon and it's.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
A target rich and governament. My friend keeps us busy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Look, we're going to keep fighting against the enemies of freedom, safety,
and prosperity. And what I see happening right now with
this lawfair against President Trump, these are dark days in
our republic. The left is injecting poison into our democratic process.
There's the same people that will tell you that President
Trump is somehow a threat to democracy and then will
hijack a legal proceeding, a rogue prosecutor inclusive judiciary, will
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hijack the legal system and put up a junk case
against President Trump, and it was never intended to obtain
a legally valid conviction. It was always intended to take
him off the campaign trail, tether him to a Manhattan
court rumor eventually prison, and to silence him with the gaggard.
I've never seen the prosecutor ask for gaggard. That's the
defendant's right to a fair trial, and it's hurting Missourian.
So we filed suit at the United States Supreme Court
asking to put a stop to it once and for all.
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Missourians have a right to participate in a freefare and
open election absent interference by a rogue prosecutor.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
New York, Andrew, can you just lay this out for
me as best you can, because this is where this
gets so confusing. You have him, Okay, So you mentioned
the Trump trial. He's convicted in New York. Yeah, it's
a dirty comy in New York. But he's convicted in
New York. Half billion dollar judgment in New York. All
this stuff happens in New York. It's their own blue
jurisdiction where they control everything top to bottom. Yeah, we
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don't want that to happen. That's a terrible thing to happen.
How do we prevent that though, when they do control
it from top to bottom, when they control every level
of power of the legal system in one of these
blue hell holes, what.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Do you do?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Like, I think this lawsuit Missouri New York at the
United States Supreme Court is the only answer. I think
this is our best way to readdress our grievances. The
founders contemplated there would be disputes amongst the states and
created an original action docket an Article three, section two
of the United States Constitution at the US Supreme Court.
And so this is you know, the normal criminal defendant
appeal process takes eighteen to twenty four months, and it
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is inadequate to address the grievances that the Missourians have
in interference, that New York's interference in the election process.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's why this case at the Supreme Court is so important.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
All right, Now, let's talk about censorship. This is one
of those things that now that the government has sadly
aligned itself with big corporate America. Now big corporate America,
especially social media companies and others, they will do the
bidding of the White House without the White House doing it.
So when the White house is asked, they can say, hey,
I didn't delete your Facebook again, take it up with them.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's doing the same thing by other means, and it's
freaking wrong. Yeah, it's totally wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Look, the censorship that's going on today on big tech
social media is worse than at any point in human history.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Let's think about that for a second.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
When King George shut down a printing press, he did
it in plain view of everyone else. Everyone knew it happened,
and he was only preventing us from seeing the written word.
But what's happening on big tech with the shadow banding,
de emphasizing, deplatforming.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It's all conservative voices that are suffering.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
By the way, you may not ever know that you've
been de emphasized platform shadow band and certainly your viewers
or listeners may never know that, And so it's happening
in a clandestine manner.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But it's not just the written word that's being suppressed.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It's the spoken word, it's visual images, it's body language,
and so that the the speech that is being suppressed
is much more dynamic than any point in human history.
And that's why we've got to fight back. You know,
the case Missouri v. Biden going back down to the
truck court. Now, that's fighting against government censorship. But as
an attorney general, I'm also looking for new ways to take
the fight to the enemies of free speech in the
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corporate oligarchy of big tag, and I think antitrust laws
and consumer protection laws are the best tools I have
to fight that fight.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
All Right, I have a really stupid question, but you
and I have talked before, so you're used to that
by now.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, So here it is.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I look at the vast left wing network of things
like NGOs funding facilitating illegal immigration into the country places
like Brazil, the entire country.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Really, it's not all fifty states.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So you have the federal government working hand in hand
with NGOs, with these various left wing nonprofits which of
course that's air fingers quote nonprofits, to facilitate any legal
invasion into the United States of America. Ken, is there
something that can legally, incorrectly be done to take apart
that network, because that is wrong in every sense of
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the word.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But that wrong doesn't mean it's illegal.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well, they're co conspirators in the Biden invasion at the
southern border, and this is an invasion of the President's
own making. It's, like I said, making Missouri communities less safe.
Eleven hundred instants of human trafficking in one year, more
than fifteen hundred deaths from fininal exposure. Those are at
the We can put that blame at the feet of
President Biden. He hung an open sign on our southern
border by repealing policies that work to control the southern
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border because he hated Trump more than he loves America.
But there are tools we can use prosecuting wrongdoers. You know,
Missouri is one of the last states where it's a
fellony offense to knowingly transport a criminal alien into or
through our state. And as I'm as long as I'm
Attorney general, we're going to use those statutes to deter
human trafficking and in fineral trafficking through our state.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
As the Attorney General of Missouri. Is there anything you
can do or are willing to do. I hate to
put you on the spot about Look, you have a
city named Kansas City, but you're not in Kansas. You're
in Missouri. Norm all Americans find this confusing and wrong.
Is there some way we can address this?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, that Kansas City is in Missouri. Yet. Yeah, that's no,
it is confusing.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I remember people celebrated that, you know, congratulating the state
of Kansas from the chiefs on one second, those are
our chiefs mans Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Really, that's on you, guys. If you can't know how
you can blame that on anyone else.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, that's that's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, Attorney General Andrew Bailey. I hope you stick around
a long time, sir. You are writing the book for
how to do your job. I appreciate you for my friend,
God bless your thank you, brother. Look, the Kansas City
thing had to be asked.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, the guys leading the charge against the Biden administration,
I had to ask tough questions. All right, it's the
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, before we get back to we're
going to get back to nursery rhyme, conservatism and the
social shame system and a lot of other things. Before
we do that, remember that this talk may be a
difficult one because we're talking about things that make us uncomfortable,
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things that make us squirm a little bit, things that
are different than how we've been doing them.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
It sucks. It's hard to wake up one day.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
No matter how old you are, whether you're five, twenty
five or eighty five, it's very, very difficult to wake
up one day and find out that you need to
do things differently, that you need to do things in
a way.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Because we gain a certain level of comfort with how
we live our lives, and we on the right have
lived our lives in a way that is live and
let live, and that's good for a long time, Live
and let live. Hey, whatever you do, you I'll do it.
That's how we've lived our lives. And we've whined and screened,
been yelled and complained about cancel culture on the left.
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They shouldn't be doing this. I don't like that they're doing.
They can't do this. And so now when the shoes
on the other foot, someone tries to blow Trump's brains out,
people start celebrating it like the vile little demons they are,
and they're getting canned from their jobs. Now we feel
oh icky, like we need showers. But we're gonna have
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Speaker 1 (19:00):
All right, Social shame system and.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Our role in that, and how we're going to have
to conduct ourselves going forward because you have a role
to play.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hang on feeling a little stocky, Follow like and subscribe
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Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And I forgot to remind you early on that tomorrow
is an ask doctor Jesse Thursday, because we're not gonna
be here Friday travel with all this convention stuff, so
you need to get your ask doctor Jesse questions in
right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All
three hours we'll be answering those questions.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Ask me anything.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Also a reminder about a half hour from now, we
have a major announcement coming, so you're gonna want to
be here for that. But back to what we were
talking about, and we're gonna get to Biden and Biden
talking about his health and I have a bunch of
email stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
We have all kinds of things we're gonna get to.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
But we're talking about the canceling firing of people on
the left because of abhorrent things they've put online. Ah Mad,
Trump didn't die. You've seen all these things. It's too
bad they missed. And there's a long list of people
this has happened to. There's a band, Jack Blacks in
this band Tenaciously, they went out in full concert and said.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, it's too bad they missed.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hahaha. They just canceled their tour. The outrage was so
bad they canceled their tour. All the way down to
a home depot employee puts something just despeakable I won't
even read it here online. She was quite sad that
Trump was not killed, and they tracked her down a normal.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Person revealed it. Lady lost her job.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
And there are understandably a lot of different opinions about
this on the right.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Is this right?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Is this wrong? Are we becoming like them? Are is
there a violate principles?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Are so? Let's talk. Social shame.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Is a critical part, probably the most critical part in
forming a culture. Do you realize that it's not actually
laws and it's not that laws don't matter.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Laws do matter.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
But we've talked about this before when it comes to
things like, what's something just super despicable child tranny stuff?
You're chopping the breast off of a fifteen year old girl.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do I want that band?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh? Of course yeah, ban it, take whoever did it
and throw them in a dark hole for the rest
of their lives. Of course, of course, yes, yes, yes,
I support all those things. But the truth is, ideally
you would live in the kind of country we had
five minutes ago where you would never want to do
something like that. You would never want to do something
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like that. Why, even if you're morally okay with it,
you'd never want to do something like that because cause
the social shame would be so intense. You couldn't show
your face at the neighborhood party, you couldn't show your
face at work, you couldn't show your face anywhere because
the social shame came down on you so hard. And
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here's the thing about that. We love how that sounds, right?
I bet you, I bet you. I have your agreement
no matter where you stand on that with what I
just said. Ideally, that's what we want. But here's where
it gets uncomfortable for us. And here's where we have
to drop nursery rhyme conservatism. You know who's in charge
of the social shame system. You me, The people we
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interact with in our daily lives, how we interact with them,
The behaviors we encourage, the behaviors we discourage.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
The things were loud about, the things we're quiet about.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
These are the things that determine what a social shame
system is in any society. And the reason you or
someone you know has been kind of quiet about politics
at parties for the last twenty thirty forty years is
because the social shame system in this country has gone
only one way. And yes, a big part of that
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is media, Hollywood, music, education system, all these institutions pulling
it one way. It's a big part of why it's
gone that way. But since the social shame system has
only gone that way, your liberal and Peggy walks into
Independence Day and brags about the ninth abortion she had
that morning. But you feel like the border should be
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totally secure with the border wall you can see from
outer space. But you didn't say it too loudly because oh,
I don't know Sarah's here, and you know how she
feels about that, and I.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Don't I don't want to. I don't want to make
it uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And you see that won't work. That won't work. What
is social shame in the end? What is the social
shame in the end? It's corrective actions. If we want
to put it in parenting terms, it's discipline. Now, are
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you a parent or I know we have a bunch
of kids listening to the show, or a child who's
gone through this. If you're a child who's gone through it,
did you enjoy the last time you were disciplined by
your mother or your father?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Parents?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
When you're disciplining Aiden, Jaden and Braden, do you make
it pleasant for them, or is the very nature of
corrective action of discipline unpleasant?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Of course it's unpleasant.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You're taking a behavior that's wrong and you have to
correct that, and that's going to be unpleasant, whatever form
that takes. Maybe you're a little old school like my parents,
in that form involves an oak paddle that was made
for your mother by one of the elders in the
church to quote, save you from the devil. That's a
true story about me, by the way. So maybe you
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got your rear end paddled. Maybe it's a time out.
Maybe you took his iPhone away for an hour.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It doesn't matter what it is. But it was unpleasant
for the one being disciplined, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Well.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
We have a society chock full of dirty commi demons
out there who believe they can and should run their
mouth about every vile thing they believe, twenty four hours
a day, seven days a week, and they've been allowed
to exist in a country like that where they can
do it free of consequence for decades because nursery rhyme
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conservatism has told us over and over and over again
that if you do anything tangible to that person.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Somehow you're a bad person, or.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You're un Christian or unprincipled or something like that. That
is hot, stinky garbage. Corrective action is uncomfortable oftentimes, like
in the Kelly household when I was a child. Oftentimes
it's flat out painful. I'm not telling you to go
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browse the social media account of every dirty commedy demon
out there and then track down their employer and try
to have them fired. I'm not telling you to do that.
I'm really genuinely not. If that's your thing, go ahead,
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But you've seen me be very very aggressive with people
individuals and do this exact kind of a thing. You remember,
I got the marshal of a Fourth of July parade.
Run out the door. Don't feel at least a bit
bad about it. Corrective actions, discipline, these are the things
that decide what a social shame system is. And because
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we've never acted like that in the past, we don't
necessarily want to act like that in the future.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We don't want to act like that now.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But if we don't, if you refuse to participate in
the social shame.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
System, no way it's Dan Bongino.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
If you refuse to participate in the social shame system,
you're contributing to our loss.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No, this is live, You're live.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Listen, Dan, I was going to break the news to
the audience in a while, I've made Dan Bongino just
joined us.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Dan Bongino needs no introduction.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I've made a conscious decision that I'm going to be
a sunglasses inside guy, like all the rappers are one.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Look how good I looked, Dan, It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Well yeah, well of course you thought it was a celebrity,
and I don't blame you for thinking that. Well, plus
their prescription, Dan, I gotta be honest. Part of the
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reason is people keep waving at me and pointing at
me on the way by in their faces or just
the big blur have no idea who anybody is, so
I just keep waving back.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
These secret service guys they would have worked glasses. They
maybe they would have sawt like on the roof Mane.
I mean, gosh, you and I I mean you've got
this tactical experience given your background. I mean you know
you see this story, You're like, you got this has
to be eating you up inside you.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You must be thinking.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I'm like, we spend six freaking trillion dollars on a
government bro, we can't get some freaking drones up there
or some confident people. I mean, this has got me
so bitter and pissed off. I can't even tell you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Dan one hundred and forty eight yard shot. I know
my wife can make that one hundred and forty eight yards.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
We qualified in the Secret Service when I was their handgun.
We took five shots at one hundred. But the handgun
you don't see much. The front side blocks everything out.
You know, you're lucky to hit the target unless you're
really good.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
That's what a handgun. Dude, you're telling me what a two, two,
three or five five? So you don't even need a scull.
You could iron sight that. I mean, that's just insane.
It's in boot can. If we were iron sighting with
flight five hundred meters, no.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Problem, no problem, I mean, really disgusting.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I have to go to break dances this guy, shoot it.
We're going a beer tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
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Do you know you have to stop bad people from
hurting you. This goes back to what we were talking
about already. Bad people don't stop because you want them to.
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They have to be made to stop. If a bad
person wants to hurt you, your wife, your daughter, what
are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna ask them?
You're gonna pick up your phone and call the cops.
Are you're gonna pull out your burn A pistol launcher
and stop them? This is a non lethal pistol launcher.
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Speaker 2 (30:32):
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Speaker 1 (30:42):
Fregagin'dan Bongino.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So I need to explain because I realized that it
may have sounded weird, and who knows when they even
got the other microphone on and the last segment. So
the last segment, you know, I was going off about
social shame system and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I was being extremely witty and wise. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Anyway, at the convention, I might as so just lay
all this out in the convention We're not actually in
the convention building. We're in a separate media building. There's
a separate building for media people. And it's not nearly look,
it's not nearly as fancy as you want to imagine. Okay,
there are a bunch of cubby holes. It's essentially on
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I think we're on a basketball court. Yeah, I guarantee
we're on a basketball court. We're on a basketball court,
and there's all this carpet down and there's a bunch
of cubbies along the walls. In the middle there are
aisles of these little booths. I guess I shouldn't say, cubbies,
these little boos booths boos, shut up. I went to
community college. There are these little booths along the side.
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This is where people are doing their shows from now.
Iheart's obviously pretty pretty freaking big. That the biggest there is, right,
and Premiere did this thing super right. A lot of
people deserve a lot of credit for this whole thing.
Julie Christ and there's a long list of people either way.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
They really did it. So they did this huge stage
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So I'm sitting here yelling like an idiot while everyone
else is doing their show quietly. I'm screaming and yelling
and doing you know, the things I do. But we're
right in the middle.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You can't miss it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We're center stage as a huge celebrity like me should be.
And Dan Bongino goes walking by, and of course, because
Dan is Dan, of course he sees me and just
no care.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
In the world for the fact, for the fact that
it's live. He just storms right on the stage and
comes up and sits down and starts talking.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So if there if it sounded weird last segment, or
you missed the first little bit, it's because he just
sat at the microphone beside me and just started going.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He just started talking, and that's stand on, gino, and
I guess the cat's out of the bag.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I was gonna make the huge announcement, you know, in
a couple minutes and ten minutes or so, but.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'm gonna make it now. I feel like I'm.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
A sunglasses inside guy now and I just made that
decision today.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
And let me let me explain, let me explain.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Obviously, we've all seen the rappers and guys that wear
their sunglasses inside.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Look one, I look extremely cool. That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I've had this argument with my wife forever that I
like to have the sunglasses. Have you seen the sunglass
cords that they connect and so you can take the
sunglasses off and they hang right in front of you.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I love these cords.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
They're the greatest thing in the world because because I'd
take my glasses off and I put them on, and
I take them off and I put them on right well,
then when it's hanging in front of me when I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It just happened to me today. I was eating some
wings and some.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Cheese curds and a big old globa ranch right down
on my sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Which are right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Now I'm in the restaurant, I'm cleaning off my sunglasses,
or or if you don't have the cord, then where
are they?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
They're on top of your head.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Then you forget you bend over when you're going pe
They're in the urinal. Now you have to you see
what I'm talking about. Why am I dealing with any
of this when I can just put them exactly where
they're meant to be, right on my face? Why would
I make any adjustments at all? And all this comes
with an added bonus, And if you were listening to
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the last segment, you know what that bonus is.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I am what do you call it? My near sighted?
Or I can see things close to me, so I'm
near sighted? Is that right? Near sighted? I'm near sighted?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So I'm not the guy, by the grace of God,
my mentor Michael barryes this guy.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You should make fun of him for it.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
He has to put on reading glasses and when he's
reading something, he pulls out these glasses and he starts reading.
I don't have to do that. I'm not that guy.
But if you're well, put it this way, If the
TV's fifteen feet away ten fifteen feet away. It's not
HD anymore for me. If I'm driving, I can't really
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I can't really read street signs, so it gets a
little blurry. Well, if I'm at an event like this,
I don't know how many people I have either unfairly
complimented or been totally rude to because people will wave
to me, or I'm sure friends, like there's Alexis Wilkins
right there. I'm sure friends have looked and I didn't
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even know who they work. Sat in my glasses on
because I'm so old, and everybody gets blurry and I
can't see anything, and so I'm seeing, you, know how,
what a polite, kind person I am. I'm a very kind,
big hearted person. I don't want to be rude anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And I look cool.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm a sunglasses on inside guy. Now I've made the decision.
I've made the final call. This is who I am,
and this is who.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm gonna be. So going forward, when you see me,
I know.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You're gonna think that guy's really important because he's wearing sunglasses.
And I want you to know you're right. Right, You're
right about that. Also, I'm right about a lot of things.
You may remember this. This is from two and a
half years ago. I say this is my theory. I say,
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marching orders have gone out and they're officially sick and
tired of Joe Biden. Jo head and write it down, fellas,
he'll resign medical reasons or something like that.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
They'll be carton.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You remember when I said that, Right, It's not that
I've ever brought that up before, or not that I
would ever rub it in anyone's face if I turned
out to be right about something. But Joe Biden did
come out today and say this. He didn't actually say
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the fireworks sounds that I just played That was supposed
to be Joe Biden in an interview talking about how
he resigned if it was for medical reasons. But you
know what, now that I think about it, I like
the fireworks. See that wasn't that profound. That totally ruined
the entire prediction thing I was doing. Just know it
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was going to be nails. But you know how we
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