September 8, 2025 • 37 mins
The communist has taken over the judicial system and is letting our most violent offenders walk. They don’t do it accidentally or because they are soft on crime. They are pro crime. Defending yourself against the animals that are out there. Hunting hogs from a helicopter.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday. It
is probably the most jam packed show I believe we
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have ever done in the seven years of the Jesse
Kelly Show. And it's packed full of all kinds of
juicy goodness. And so here's what I's on tap for tonight.
And I'm warning you right now there are things I'm
not going to be able to get to tonight. There's
just too much out there first, and this will be
a little heavy, but I believe it is necessary. We're
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going to have a talk about crime and criminals in
this country that might be hard, hard to hear, and
it's not what you've been hearing about all day. Yes,
we're gonna bring up that thing in Charlotte, but it's
going to be different. Okay, So talk about that in
a moment of course. Medal of Honor Monday is one
hour from now. We will honor a hero, learn about
his deeds. Clay Martin, you know, the Marine Green Beret.
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He's going to talk to us about urban warfare in
the final hour. He knows a little bit about that stuff.
And tonight is the night it begins. Halfway through the
second hour on the show, our tournament begins, a sixteen
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the planet Tonight, I'm gonna tell you right now because
most have already voted tonight, and remember you can vote
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Chris and Corey are gonna put it up every day.
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It was Haiti versus Yemen tonight. What a match up?
What a match up? Both are worthy champions in my opinion,
but that's not how competition works. Sometimes Muhammad Ali fights
Joe Fraser and one of them has to lose. That's
the way it goes. Tonight is our Ali Fraser and
we will see who comes out on top. Before we
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get to that Tomfoolery and Medal of Honor Monday and
learning about urban warfare, we have to have a discussion
that is about you and me. You, your family members,
your friends, your neighbors, people close to you, Me, my sons,
my wife, my sister, my mom, friends. We have to
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have a talk about our personal safety as it relates
to where we are as a country right now. So
let me go ahead and give away the game a little,
and then I will explain in detail what I mean
and why I am saying it. We are not we
are not going to start taking animals off the streets
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and locking them up. These violent murderers and rapists and
thieves that we're all crying out for now, get them
off the streets, get them locked up. That is not
something that is going to happen anytime soon. And therefore
you and I we're gonna have to start making preparations
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for that. Now, allow me to explain why. Obviously this
is coming. A lot of this is off of that horrible,
horrible video which I wish I hadn't seen in Charlotte.
For those who don't know, Trump talked a little bit
about it today. This young beautiful woman, blonde, twenty three
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years old. We're working at a pizza restaurant. A refugee
from Ukraine gets on the train in Charlotte, and or
is it a bus, It's a trainer, a bus, I forget,
gets on a train in Charlotte, US call it train,
doesn't matter. And some savage, some sub human beast, who
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had been arrested fourteen times gets on sits right behind her.
She's sitting there on her phone. I watched the video.
He looks at her, reaches in his pocket, pulls out
a foldable knife, opens it up, stands above her. She
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has no idea what's coming, and that's where the video
cuts off. By the grace of God, we didn't actually
have to see the stabbing. But she is dead and
she is well. The heartbreak. Trump talked about it today.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And there was also a horrible killing recently in Charlotte
I talked about and so many others, and we will.
We're going to get to the end of it. And
you know, when you have horrible killings, you have to
take horrible actions.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He did the best he could to honor her today.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But truly, there are evil people. We're all people of religion,
but there are evil people, and we have to confront that.
I just give my love and hope to the family
of the young woman who was stabbed this morning or
last night in Charlotte by a madman. A lunatic just
got up and started. It's right on a tape, not
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really watchable because it's so horrible, but just viciously stabs
she's just sitting there. So they are evil people. We
have to be able to handle that. If we don't
handle that, we don't have a country.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now let's discuss the who, what, when, where, and why
not of this specific thing, but why. You are going
to have to take some form of action to protect yourself.
And so is your daughter, your husband, your son, your brother,
your sister, your mom, you personal. This is about to
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be personal violent crime. As we have talked about endlessly
over and over and over again on the show, violent
crime is what communists want. Please, I'm begging you to
understand something simple, and if you don't understand what I'm
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about to say right now, honestly, you should probably turn
the show off tonight, because this is why. If you
don't understand the basic concept of what I'm about to say,
then everything else will be confusing to you. You are
too lost, You are too naive, and you should go
listen to something else. You just are behind. If you
think democrats, politicians, judges, das, if you think they let
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animals out of prison because they're soft on crime or naive,
then you're lost. Turn off the radio. They're not naive,
they're not soft on crime. Communists want more violent crime.
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As unbelievable as it may be to you because you're saddened,
and you're sickened, and you're angry. As unbelievable as it
may be to you, Democrats watched that video and it
brought them joy. It brought them joy because they are
fighting a revolution, and because violent crime destabilizes a society
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and makes revolution more possible than it was before. Every
single communist regime has done the exact same thing in
the revolutionary phase. As we have discussed many times, the
Bolsheviks didn't just open up the prisons and let all
the murders and rapists out. That was step one. Step
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two was they then installed judges. They created a judicial
system that offered protection to the street animals so they
could continue to rape and murder and steal from people,
thus creating more instability and helping them consolidate power. Democrats
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are not soft on crime. Democrats are not soft on crime.
Democrats are not soft on crime. Stop using that word.
That term. They are pro rape, they are pro murder.
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When some monster they let out of prison goes on
to do something else monstrous, none of them are sitting
around saying, whoa, I can't believe it, what a shock.
I thought he'd turned his life around. Turns out he
was going to get arrested a fifteenth time. They turn
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him loose because they know the animal is going to
go do animal things. They know the rabid dog is
going to bite it again. That's why they turn him loose.
On to your street, under your bus, your sidewalk, standing
out in front of your home. Democrats put these people
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into your area as fast as they possibly can because
they want people murdered and robbed and raped. It is
hard for normal people with good hearts and a value
system of any kind to understand the level of evil
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and depravity of the Communist This has something every society
has struggled with, every society that has come up against
the Communist revolution. Really the thing that holds them back
the most is trying to understand what they don't mean
to do that. Right, it's wild when you read about
it everywhere it took place. Hold on. They're not doing
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that on purpose?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What they would never do this? Right? Yes they will,
and yes they do. Once again, I'm pleading. Before we
continue pleading, I'm begging, stop saying soft on crime. That's
not what you're dealing with here. You're not dealing with
naivete you're dealing with evil. Accept it now. Let's continue.
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What a night we have tonight. Believe me, it's not
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all going to be dark and down and depressing. I
swear we're going to get through this and then we're
going to talk about awesome stuff, metal of honor and
crappiest country in the world and all kinds of stuff.
It's coming. But we have to have this talk because
I care about you and your personal safety, and I
care about me and more importantly, my family and their safety.
The violent crime is not about to go away, so
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let's discuss the why. We already talked about how they
want violent crime. We got all that. Stop saying soft
on crime, we got all that. Now Washington d C.
It's been all over the news the past few weeks
because what Donald Trump sent in the National Guard, and
we don't have to repeat all the numbers. With the
numbers you've heard over and over again, Washington d C.
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Was one of the most dangerous cities on planet Earth,
and all of a sudden, violent crime has disappeared. None
it's gone. Murders, robbery's gone. It's disappeared. Now, let me
ask you something, how many people do you think they
arrested in order to get violent crime to disappear in
Washington d c how many, seventeen hundred. That's it, and
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may be off a little bit now, but seventeen hundred
animals off the streets and violent crime is gone like that. Now,
here's what we take from that. Here's what we take
from that. When we hear things like that, we say
to ourselves, well, great, it's only it's only a small
percentage of the population. Find the animals, throw them in
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cages where they belong, and society will be cleaned up.
And you're correct if you think that. That's what I
think too, You're correct. I'm correct. We're correct in that
way of thinking. However, why do the animals get set free.
Why are they free? They are free because the Communists
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have in many areas completely conquered the judicial system, and
those are the people they want freed. Yeah, Jewish producer
Christians crunch the numbers. Point three percent of the DC
population was arrested and violent crime disappeared, point three percent gone.
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So when we see that, it seems so simple, But
you see, it's not that simple. The communists conquered our
university system, and they most definitely conquered the legal portion
of our university system. Your law professors, they're all communists.
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The result of that is there is an army of
communists every year graduating law school in army, not a
one here or two there, and are army of them,
an army of judges, just like magistrate judge Teresa Stokes.
Who is Teresa Stokes? She is the one with she
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slash her. She has her pronouns in her bio. Surprise, surprise.
She graduated Western Michigan University KOLI Law School. And she
did not graduate Western Michigan University KOLI Law School so
she could go on and make fame and fortune as
a lawyer somewhere. She graduated it as a communist so
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she could worm her way through the judicial system and
eventually find herself in position like magistrate judge. And because
she got that position, actually the reason she wanted that
position is not to administer the law, and it's not
to lean a little bit left. She is there, she
believes she is there specifically to allow murderers to go
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murder more, rapists to go rape more. She is a
judge sitting in a position of power, and she is
there to get criminals out of jail. She's the one
who released the Carlo Brown Junior so he could go
savage some poor little girl on the train somewhere. And
she did it on purpose, and she doesn't feel bad
about it at all, and she'll do it again tomorrow
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and the next day and the next day after that.
And you know what, Teresa Stokes is one. There are
legions of them across the United States of America, complete
savages with rogues on sitting behind the bench, and they
believe their job is to get those animals back out
on the streets so they can rape your daughter. That's
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what they want. It's not an unfortunate byproduct of soft
on crime beliefs. They want it, and they're everywhere. They're everywhere.
They're in the media too, running protection for the animals.
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Don't forget, if you get mad about some beast killing
a young woman, you're probably a racial.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Elon Musk, Charlie Kirk, other Trump aligne figures succeeded in
making this senseless death a symbol of big city crime.
We heard President Trump asked about it yesterday when he
was heading home from New York City. He didn't see em,
know much about it, He said he would get briefed.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And then today, whay are you geek? I can't manage.
I can't listen to his voice anymore. Now here's the
hard part. You got all that, you probably already understood
all that. The hard part is, we can't change this
anytime soon. In order to save the United States of
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America from violent crime, we have to do really two things.
We have to change the law schools in the United
States of America and we have to remove the animals
with robes on from the bench. These are things we
can do, but it's going to take years and years.
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Let's be honest. It's going to take decades and decades
of election wins and activism, and election wins and activism.
It's going to take a long time. Now, let's discuss
what that means specifically for you and me. Next. He
doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly,
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it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So let's finish up the stalks. I don't
want to do it any anymore. It's going to be
it's been dark. We have a crime problem in blue areas.
It's not going to get better because legions of judges
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already there legions of judges still coming out of law
school every new year. Every year there's a bunch of
new ones. By the way, one hour from right now,
we roll out the crappiest country in the world tournament.
It begins one hour from right now. Anyway, So I said,
this is about you and it's about me. This means
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we have to start doing things differently than we have
been doing. It supplies to me too. First, something you've
heard me rant about a lot. If you can get
out of a blue area, a blue city, do it.
There is no saving it. The North Carolina can, and
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I believe will be saved. I believe it is trending
the right way and North Carolina is going to be fine,
which is one of them, because I love the Carolina's
north end South Charlotte's not and it's my favorite airport
in the country. You know. I like Charlotte. I applied
for job. I tried to move to Charlotte at one
point in time. Charlotte's not coming back. The mayor, the judges,
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that they're all in place right now. Charlotte's not coming back.
Get out if you can, if you can't. Okay, I
got Let's address that if you can't. If you cannot,
you need to find a way where you can legally
defend yourself. This is the problem with these cities. The
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same judges who let the animals out of prison are
dying for a reason to send you to prison. It's
an ugly system. You are in hostile territory, you are
behind enemy lines. Dig through the laws of your area,
wherever you are, Sacramento or Charlotte, New York, or wherever
you are. Dig through the laws. Consult an attorney if
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you can, and find out what is legal for you
to carry. Remember burn as legal everywhere. Just a little
plug right there. Burn is legal everywhere. Carry something on you.
I know this is a pain. I know for dudes. Look,
I have days. It's Houston, Texas. It's the temperature of
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the sun. Cure. I have days where I just want
to wear some light shorts and a little T shirt
and I don't want to put on it. I don't
do it because I want my weapons on me at
all times. So I know, and look for women, especially
young women. If you're a young woman listening and you
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have one, I know that you want to wear whatever
you want to wear to make yourself look cute. And
if I got it, I understand that I'm not naive.
I get it. Get a purse. They have great ob
has them. They have great looking person You don't have
to have a big, ugly one. Great looking purses out
there that have little special compartments, so you can have something.
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Whatever that something is, but maybe it's a padlock in
a sock. I don't know what it is. Find what
is legal. These animals are not going away. They are
among us and will remain among us. So that means
we have to plan also, sending your daughter to college.
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I'm not going to go off on a big college rant.
That's for later in the show probably, but sending your
daughter to college and son. Honestly, young men are dying too.
They just had that in turn killed by those animals
in DC. The dude's a dude daughter. Sending your daughter
to college in a big city, talk to her first.
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If there's another option, take it. These places are dangerous
anyway for young women. Man alive. They are prey for
monsters like this. You think that guy would have got
up and pulled out his knife and stuck it in
my throat, Not in a million years, not that he couldn't,
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or not that I'm superhuman or something like that. Not
to me. He would have seen my size and would
have said, nah, I'll find the next one. But some dainty,
little one hundred pound thing. He's an animal. She's the prey.
So's your daughter. Be careful where she goes off to college.
Be careful. Another thing, And I don't mean to keep
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harping on this, but I'm going to until we are
all operating more safely than we do. Your cell phone,
I have one too, and just like you, I'm on
mine too much. No I'm not on it hours a day,
but it's still I'm on it too much more than
I should. It's just too easy. Scroll social media, look
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at something funny, get some work done, emails. It's too easy.
The world at your fingertips. When you're in public, especially
when you're walking around, get off your freaking phone and
open your eyes. If you ever find yourself walking in
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a public setting while you're on your phone, you are
dead wrong. Never do that. Ever. You have to send
a quick text, you have to do something. You have
to tweet something, stand with your back against the wall,
send it off and put your phone right back in
your pocket. That young lady, I mean, she doesn't know,
not victim blaming, doesn't know. How in the world could
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you be on your phone and not aware that that
two hundred plus pound monster came and parked right behind you.
She should have known and gotten up right away and
moved immediately. That's an immediate threat. He had threat written
all over him. She had no idea, you know why,
because her phone was right in her face. Get off
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your fun I'm not saying never get on your phone
if you're if you're a kid listening right now, don't
sneer at the radio and think I'm being a crotchety
old man. Have your Facebook or Instagram or whatever. Do
it be on your phone when you're home, when you're
seated at a restaurant, when your back's to the wall.
Stay off your phone. These phones get people killed because
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the animals. Did you know Did you know that these
animals they look for people who are on their phone.
Did you know that. I've had several cop friends tell
me that they especially at night. You know what they
look for? The glow in your car. People can see
from a long ways away when you're on your phone
in your car. They look for it, and then they
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come right for you. They're looking for it. You're not
safe in your car. Either get home and then spend
all night on Instagram. Pull it all night, or I
don't care, get off your phone in public and in
red areas where you are allowed to defend yourself properly,
start to familiarize yourself with firearms. If you haven't already,
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it's you're gonna end up having fun. I promise you
will end up having fun. Go down. Take a gun
safety class. That's how it begins. Safeties first. Anyway, take
a gun safety class. You'll be there with a bunch
of other beginners. Don't think you're gonna be some fish
out of water, the only idiot who doesn't know what
he's doing. Don't worry about that. Everyone else in that
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class is going to be the exact same situation. Brand
new want to learn. There'll be kids in there, adults
in there. Go take a gun safety class and then
begin the process of finding a gun that is right
for you. I am unless I go through a metal detector.
I have my gun on me at all times. I
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am never without it. Sitting here right now doing the
nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show behind a very secure locked door,
and Chris and Corey are armed like a small country
five feet away from me. And I still have my
gun sitting right here, arms reach away. I couldn't be
more protected than I am. Now it's sitting right there.
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I'm shooting back if one of the monsters comes to me,
begin the process. Please. I can't stress enough that this
crime situation is not about to be solved. It's not
about to go away. Oh Trump consent in the National Guard.
Even if he did, the second they're gone, they come
right back. The judges still remain, the DA still remain.
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It is a long road ahead to clean these streets up.
So plan to live around criminals. Okay, all right, I'm
done with it. Done, well, we'll screw off. Now. I'll
tell you something dumb in a moment, something horrible that
happened to me yesterday. I'm sure you enjoy it before
we do that. Stop paying AT and T, T Mobile
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and Verizon. Stop paying those companies. You know what really
pushed this country over the edge with the violent crime
where the George Floyd protests, all that black lives matter stuff,
and those protests had corporate sponsorship. Do yourself a favor.
This might hurt. Pick up that phone and look up
(28:27):
the name of your wireless company and black Lives Matter.
That's all you have to put in Google or whatever.
You use the name of your wireless company and black
Lives Matter. Tell me what you see. There's a very
good chance you paid to bring about this violent crime problem.
Look I did too. I've had Verizon at and T
and T Mobile. I'm not paying them anymore. I have
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Pure Talk now, the company that actually loves my country.
Go dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.
It takes ten minutes on the phone. You'll save money.
Go with the company that didn't promote all this filth.
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
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He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Monday. Don't worry. We're ten minutes away from Medal
of Honor Monday. We have our Crappiest Country in the
World tournament coming up next hour. Clay Martin in the
final hour, teaching us about urban warfare. It's a huge show.
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One final word again, I brought it up the crime.
I swear this is my final word on the crime
thing I brought up Berna. It's non lethal. Their compact
launcher is the size of a cell phone. Carrie something
on you at all times, ladies, even your little hot
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chick purse. This little compact launcher fits right in there.
You don't have to sacrifice fashion. They have holsters for
your belt. If you're a dude, you want to cover it,
get a Burner launcher. It's legal in all fifty states
without a permit. Swat teams are in love with these things. Shoots,
these pepper balls or teargas balls can stop an animal
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before he kills your daughter. B y Rna. Carry it
legal in all fifty states. You don't need a permit,
you don't need a background check. You go to burner
dot com and order it and they deliver it to
your front door. Carry one everywhere, Keep it in your car,
keep it in your purse, keep it by your bedside,
keep one on you. I because I live in a
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place where I can have a gun legally, I carry
lethal and non lethal. Many people don't have that option.
Maybe you're sitting there listening to me right now in Manhattan,
and you're saying I can't carry a gun. You can
carry a burner, burna dot com fight back with something,
all right, all right, So I might as well pull
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my pain onto you. You know, I've talked to you
before about how I wanted to go shoot wild hogs
in Texas. And let me explain for people who aren't here.
They are an invasive species that was introduced into Texas
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and for people not familiar, wild hogs produce several litters
a year. Several, it's three to five or something like that.
It's crazy how many babies they make. And they tear
up everything, absolutely everything, crops, you name it. They are
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a They're a plague on the state of Texas. They
are such a plague. There's no limit, there's no nothing.
They beg you go kill them. Farmers and ranchers they
will call and say, please, someone kill all these things.
They're destroying people's livelihoods, these horrible feral hogs. And they're mean,
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and they're big. They can get huge. They'll tear you apart,
big time, mean big, and they eat everything. They tear
up the ground, they tear up the fences, they tear
up the crops, they tear up them, they tear it
all up, they eat everything. Ay, even though I don't
like helicopters, I'll get to that in a moment. For
the longest time, I've seen this thing that happens here
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in Texas where you can go up in a helicopter.
They have these companies that do this, and you have
a weapon. I'll just call it an AR fifteen. That's
what everyone will understand. You have a weapon, and you
are hanging out the side of the helicopter like you're
in freaking Delta force, and the helicopter flies you over
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these hogs and you just mrk all these hogs from
the helicopter. And as much as I dislike hlos, as
you know, I've always wanted to do it, always wanted
to do it. My youngest son, Luke just turned fifteen.
What was what's his birthday? Christmas? September September first, September first,
but I can't remember everyone's birthday. September first, he turns fifteen,
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as kind of like a coming into manhood birthday gift,
I guess you would say, because it's a little over
the top. I got a helicopter hog hunt for me,
Luke and my oldest son James. And it was Sunday.
We woke up Sunday morning. It might as well have
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been Christmas morning. We were so unreasonably excited to do this.
They can handle weapons and stuff like that, so they
were fine. But the place was three and a half
hours away. I had to get up, drive three and
a half hours. We were going to get two hours
in the helicopter and then three and a half hours
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back home. But I didn't care. So that's seven hours
of driving and one day. But you know what worth
it to go up at a helicopter and shoot hogs.
That's like a once in a lifetime experience. I'm never
going to do that again. And it cost a fortune
a fortune to do it, so I'm never going to
do it again. But you know what, one of those things,
where as a father, I'm thinking, I'm going to give
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these boys a memory that they'll last a lifetime. A lifetime.
We get up first thing in the morning, cup of coffee,
cruise out, get up there. No hogs. We saw two
hogs in two hours. Now to their credit, the boys
(34:37):
who were on the same side of the heilo Mrked
one of them. They got they got a hog. But
and this was in the very beginning of the hog hunt.
After that, two hours just flying around the biggest waste
of money in my entire life, I am I'm actually
getting myself mad. I'm so mad, I'm like sick to
(34:59):
my stomach about the waste of money. It was what Chris,
What Chris? Chris of That's such a Chris thing to ask,
But it's a valid point. Chris said, is there a
discount or something? That's how hunting is, man, It's like fishing.
They don't call it shooting. They call it hunting. You
can't you can't guarantee that stuff. If the hogs are hidden,
(35:22):
or the hogs have migrated or the all. You can't
nick look unless you're at a feminist rally, it's hard
to find hogs sometimes. A lot of money, a lot
of driving Sunday completely gone for two hours of essentially
cruising around in a kilo what Chris what see? That's
(35:48):
what Obb said. Chris said, They'll still remember the experience
the rest of their lives. And you know what, I
know you're probably right, But I guess this is my
own fault for not managing my expectations. I just had this,
I had this picture in my head. You know what
it is is, I'm a sucker. And I bought the headlines,
(36:08):
I bought the advertising. I thought we were gonna be
I mean, honestly, I thought we were going to be
in the herd of them, like herds of the things
out in the open field where you just go fly
over them and you're just pop but you're just mowing
them down. I thought they were gonna be endless. And
they were non existent at all, non existent at all.
(36:29):
And the lady. They had a lady in the back
whose job it was to hand us magazines whenever we
shot them, and she gets on with the bag of geez.
I swear there had to be thirty forty magazines in there.
So that I'm looking at that, I'm thinking, oh my gosh,
but we're about to rock and roll out here. Nope.
(36:50):
The biggest waste of money dud in the history of mankind.
And that was my yesterday. So if I started off
the show salty today, it's because I'm dead broke and
we got nothing. No, in case you're wondering if I
got any maybe I said we saw two. One was
(37:10):
on the boy's side of the helo. The other one.
Pilot goes, shoot, shoot, shooting. I looked down. I had
five seconds and I cooked off as many rounds at
him as I could. He was moving pretty quick, and
the pilot goes, you got that one. I didn't see that.
I think, look, he is a more experienced guy. He
(37:31):
went into the underbrush. I certainly didn't see him go down.
Pilot says I did. But you know what Chris I did.
I just decided what Chris, I'm leaning on expertise. It's
called humility. In a way, I saved Texas. Now, speaking
of heroes, let's do Middle of Honor Monday next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday. It
is probably the most jam packed show I believe we
(00:32):
have ever done in the seven years of the Jesse
Kelly Show. And it's packed full of all kinds of
juicy goodness. And so here's what I's on tap for tonight.
And I'm warning you right now there are things I'm
not going to be able to get to tonight. There's
just too much out there first, and this will be
a little heavy, but I believe it is necessary. We're
(00:54):
going to have a talk about crime and criminals in
this country that might be hard, hard to hear, and
it's not what you've been hearing about all day. Yes,
we're gonna bring up that thing in Charlotte, but it's
going to be different. Okay, So talk about that in
a moment of course. Medal of Honor Monday is one
hour from now. We will honor a hero, learn about
his deeds. Clay Martin, you know, the Marine Green Beret.
(01:19):
He's going to talk to us about urban warfare in
the final hour. He knows a little bit about that stuff.
And tonight is the night it begins. Halfway through the
second hour on the show, our tournament begins, a sixteen
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team tournament to determine what is the crappiest country on
the planet Tonight, I'm gonna tell you right now because
most have already voted tonight, and remember you can vote
on the show's Twitter page. Jesse Kelly Show, the Boys,
Chris and Corey are gonna put it up every day.
(02:01):
It was Haiti versus Yemen tonight. What a match up?
What a match up? Both are worthy champions in my opinion,
but that's not how competition works. Sometimes Muhammad Ali fights
Joe Fraser and one of them has to lose. That's
the way it goes. Tonight is our Ali Fraser and
we will see who comes out on top. Before we
(02:22):
get to that Tomfoolery and Medal of Honor Monday and
learning about urban warfare, we have to have a discussion
that is about you and me. You, your family members,
your friends, your neighbors, people close to you, Me, my sons,
my wife, my sister, my mom, friends. We have to
(02:48):
have a talk about our personal safety as it relates
to where we are as a country right now. So
let me go ahead and give away the game a little,
and then I will explain in detail what I mean
and why I am saying it. We are not we
are not going to start taking animals off the streets
(03:13):
and locking them up. These violent murderers and rapists and
thieves that we're all crying out for now, get them
off the streets, get them locked up. That is not
something that is going to happen anytime soon. And therefore
you and I we're gonna have to start making preparations
(03:37):
for that. Now, allow me to explain why. Obviously this
is coming. A lot of this is off of that horrible,
horrible video which I wish I hadn't seen in Charlotte.
For those who don't know, Trump talked a little bit
about it today. This young beautiful woman, blonde, twenty three
(03:58):
years old. We're working at a pizza restaurant. A refugee
from Ukraine gets on the train in Charlotte, and or
is it a bus, It's a trainer, a bus, I forget,
gets on a train in Charlotte, US call it train,
doesn't matter. And some savage, some sub human beast, who
(04:20):
had been arrested fourteen times gets on sits right behind her.
She's sitting there on her phone. I watched the video.
He looks at her, reaches in his pocket, pulls out
a foldable knife, opens it up, stands above her. She
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has no idea what's coming, and that's where the video
cuts off. By the grace of God, we didn't actually
have to see the stabbing. But she is dead and
she is well. The heartbreak. Trump talked about it today.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And there was also a horrible killing recently in Charlotte
I talked about and so many others, and we will.
We're going to get to the end of it. And
you know, when you have horrible killings, you have to
take horrible actions.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He did the best he could to honor her today.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But truly, there are evil people. We're all people of religion,
but there are evil people, and we have to confront that.
I just give my love and hope to the family
of the young woman who was stabbed this morning or
last night in Charlotte by a madman. A lunatic just
got up and started. It's right on a tape, not
(05:33):
really watchable because it's so horrible, but just viciously stabs
she's just sitting there. So they are evil people. We
have to be able to handle that. If we don't
handle that, we don't have a country.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now let's discuss the who, what, when, where, and why
not of this specific thing, but why. You are going
to have to take some form of action to protect yourself.
And so is your daughter, your husband, your son, your brother,
your sister, your mom, you personal. This is about to
(06:07):
be personal violent crime. As we have talked about endlessly
over and over and over again on the show, violent
crime is what communists want. Please, I'm begging you to
understand something simple, and if you don't understand what I'm
(06:28):
about to say right now, honestly, you should probably turn
the show off tonight, because this is why. If you
don't understand the basic concept of what I'm about to say,
then everything else will be confusing to you. You are
too lost, You are too naive, and you should go
listen to something else. You just are behind. If you
think democrats, politicians, judges, das, if you think they let
(06:54):
animals out of prison because they're soft on crime or naive,
then you're lost. Turn off the radio. They're not naive,
they're not soft on crime. Communists want more violent crime.
(07:14):
As unbelievable as it may be to you because you're saddened,
and you're sickened, and you're angry. As unbelievable as it
may be to you, Democrats watched that video and it
brought them joy. It brought them joy because they are
fighting a revolution, and because violent crime destabilizes a society
(07:39):
and makes revolution more possible than it was before. Every
single communist regime has done the exact same thing in
the revolutionary phase. As we have discussed many times, the
Bolsheviks didn't just open up the prisons and let all
the murders and rapists out. That was step one. Step
(08:03):
two was they then installed judges. They created a judicial
system that offered protection to the street animals so they
could continue to rape and murder and steal from people,
thus creating more instability and helping them consolidate power. Democrats
(08:25):
are not soft on crime. Democrats are not soft on crime.
Democrats are not soft on crime. Stop using that word.
That term. They are pro rape, they are pro murder.
(08:45):
When some monster they let out of prison goes on
to do something else monstrous, none of them are sitting
around saying, whoa, I can't believe it, what a shock.
I thought he'd turned his life around. Turns out he
was going to get arrested a fifteenth time. They turn
(09:05):
him loose because they know the animal is going to
go do animal things. They know the rabid dog is
going to bite it again. That's why they turn him loose.
On to your street, under your bus, your sidewalk, standing
out in front of your home. Democrats put these people
(09:28):
into your area as fast as they possibly can because
they want people murdered and robbed and raped. It is
hard for normal people with good hearts and a value
system of any kind to understand the level of evil
(09:50):
and depravity of the Communist This has something every society
has struggled with, every society that has come up against
the Communist revolution. Really the thing that holds them back
the most is trying to understand what they don't mean
to do that. Right, it's wild when you read about
it everywhere it took place. Hold on. They're not doing
(10:11):
that on purpose?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What they would never do this? Right? Yes they will,
and yes they do. Once again, I'm pleading. Before we
continue pleading, I'm begging, stop saying soft on crime. That's
not what you're dealing with here. You're not dealing with
naivete you're dealing with evil. Accept it now. Let's continue.
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What a night we have tonight. Believe me, it's not
(12:03):
all going to be dark and down and depressing. I
swear we're going to get through this and then we're
going to talk about awesome stuff, metal of honor and
crappiest country in the world and all kinds of stuff.
It's coming. But we have to have this talk because
I care about you and your personal safety, and I
care about me and more importantly, my family and their safety.
The violent crime is not about to go away, so
(12:28):
let's discuss the why. We already talked about how they
want violent crime. We got all that. Stop saying soft
on crime, we got all that. Now Washington d C.
It's been all over the news the past few weeks
because what Donald Trump sent in the National Guard, and
we don't have to repeat all the numbers. With the
numbers you've heard over and over again, Washington d C.
(12:49):
Was one of the most dangerous cities on planet Earth,
and all of a sudden, violent crime has disappeared. None
it's gone. Murders, robbery's gone. It's disappeared. Now, let me
ask you something, how many people do you think they
arrested in order to get violent crime to disappear in
Washington d c how many, seventeen hundred. That's it, and
(13:17):
may be off a little bit now, but seventeen hundred
animals off the streets and violent crime is gone like that. Now,
here's what we take from that. Here's what we take
from that. When we hear things like that, we say
to ourselves, well, great, it's only it's only a small
percentage of the population. Find the animals, throw them in
(13:41):
cages where they belong, and society will be cleaned up.
And you're correct if you think that. That's what I
think too, You're correct. I'm correct. We're correct in that
way of thinking. However, why do the animals get set free.
Why are they free? They are free because the Communists
(14:05):
have in many areas completely conquered the judicial system, and
those are the people they want freed. Yeah, Jewish producer
Christians crunch the numbers. Point three percent of the DC
population was arrested and violent crime disappeared, point three percent gone.
(14:25):
So when we see that, it seems so simple, But
you see, it's not that simple. The communists conquered our
university system, and they most definitely conquered the legal portion
of our university system. Your law professors, they're all communists.
(14:47):
The result of that is there is an army of
communists every year graduating law school in army, not a
one here or two there, and are army of them,
an army of judges, just like magistrate judge Teresa Stokes.
Who is Teresa Stokes? She is the one with she
(15:10):
slash her. She has her pronouns in her bio. Surprise, surprise.
She graduated Western Michigan University KOLI Law School. And she
did not graduate Western Michigan University KOLI Law School so
she could go on and make fame and fortune as
a lawyer somewhere. She graduated it as a communist so
(15:32):
she could worm her way through the judicial system and
eventually find herself in position like magistrate judge. And because
she got that position, actually the reason she wanted that
position is not to administer the law, and it's not
to lean a little bit left. She is there, she
believes she is there specifically to allow murderers to go
(15:56):
murder more, rapists to go rape more. She is a
judge sitting in a position of power, and she is
there to get criminals out of jail. She's the one
who released the Carlo Brown Junior so he could go
savage some poor little girl on the train somewhere. And
she did it on purpose, and she doesn't feel bad
about it at all, and she'll do it again tomorrow
(16:19):
and the next day and the next day after that.
And you know what, Teresa Stokes is one. There are
legions of them across the United States of America, complete
savages with rogues on sitting behind the bench, and they
believe their job is to get those animals back out
on the streets so they can rape your daughter. That's
(16:43):
what they want. It's not an unfortunate byproduct of soft
on crime beliefs. They want it, and they're everywhere. They're everywhere.
They're in the media too, running protection for the animals.
(17:05):
Don't forget, if you get mad about some beast killing
a young woman, you're probably a racial.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Elon Musk, Charlie Kirk, other Trump aligne figures succeeded in
making this senseless death a symbol of big city crime.
We heard President Trump asked about it yesterday when he
was heading home from New York City. He didn't see em,
know much about it, He said he would get briefed.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And then today, whay are you geek? I can't manage.
I can't listen to his voice anymore. Now here's the
hard part. You got all that, you probably already understood
all that. The hard part is, we can't change this
anytime soon. In order to save the United States of
(17:48):
America from violent crime, we have to do really two things.
We have to change the law schools in the United
States of America and we have to remove the animals
with robes on from the bench. These are things we
can do, but it's going to take years and years.
(18:12):
Let's be honest. It's going to take decades and decades
of election wins and activism, and election wins and activism.
It's going to take a long time. Now, let's discuss
what that means specifically for you and me. Next. He
doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly,
(18:39):
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So let's finish up the stalks. I don't
want to do it any anymore. It's going to be
it's been dark. We have a crime problem in blue areas.
It's not going to get better because legions of judges
(19:01):
already there legions of judges still coming out of law
school every new year. Every year there's a bunch of
new ones. By the way, one hour from right now,
we roll out the crappiest country in the world tournament.
It begins one hour from right now. Anyway, So I said,
this is about you and it's about me. This means
(19:21):
we have to start doing things differently than we have
been doing. It supplies to me too. First, something you've
heard me rant about a lot. If you can get
out of a blue area, a blue city, do it.
There is no saving it. The North Carolina can, and
(19:44):
I believe will be saved. I believe it is trending
the right way and North Carolina is going to be fine,
which is one of them, because I love the Carolina's
north end South Charlotte's not and it's my favorite airport
in the country. You know. I like Charlotte. I applied
for job. I tried to move to Charlotte at one
point in time. Charlotte's not coming back. The mayor, the judges,
(20:08):
that they're all in place right now. Charlotte's not coming back.
Get out if you can, if you can't. Okay, I
got Let's address that if you can't. If you cannot,
you need to find a way where you can legally
defend yourself. This is the problem with these cities. The
(20:31):
same judges who let the animals out of prison are
dying for a reason to send you to prison. It's
an ugly system. You are in hostile territory, you are
behind enemy lines. Dig through the laws of your area,
wherever you are, Sacramento or Charlotte, New York, or wherever
you are. Dig through the laws. Consult an attorney if
(20:54):
you can, and find out what is legal for you
to carry. Remember burn as legal everywhere. Just a little
plug right there. Burn is legal everywhere. Carry something on you.
I know this is a pain. I know for dudes. Look,
I have days. It's Houston, Texas. It's the temperature of
(21:15):
the sun. Cure. I have days where I just want
to wear some light shorts and a little T shirt
and I don't want to put on it. I don't
do it because I want my weapons on me at
all times. So I know, and look for women, especially
young women. If you're a young woman listening and you
(21:37):
have one, I know that you want to wear whatever
you want to wear to make yourself look cute. And
if I got it, I understand that I'm not naive.
I get it. Get a purse. They have great ob
has them. They have great looking person You don't have
to have a big, ugly one. Great looking purses out
there that have little special compartments, so you can have something.
(22:01):
Whatever that something is, but maybe it's a padlock in
a sock. I don't know what it is. Find what
is legal. These animals are not going away. They are
among us and will remain among us. So that means
we have to plan also, sending your daughter to college.
(22:23):
I'm not going to go off on a big college rant.
That's for later in the show probably, but sending your
daughter to college and son. Honestly, young men are dying too.
They just had that in turn killed by those animals
in DC. The dude's a dude daughter. Sending your daughter
to college in a big city, talk to her first.
(22:45):
If there's another option, take it. These places are dangerous
anyway for young women. Man alive. They are prey for
monsters like this. You think that guy would have got
up and pulled out his knife and stuck it in
my throat, Not in a million years, not that he couldn't,
(23:07):
or not that I'm superhuman or something like that. Not
to me. He would have seen my size and would
have said, nah, I'll find the next one. But some dainty,
little one hundred pound thing. He's an animal. She's the prey.
So's your daughter. Be careful where she goes off to college.
Be careful. Another thing, And I don't mean to keep
(23:29):
harping on this, but I'm going to until we are
all operating more safely than we do. Your cell phone,
I have one too, and just like you, I'm on
mine too much. No I'm not on it hours a day,
but it's still I'm on it too much more than
I should. It's just too easy. Scroll social media, look
(23:52):
at something funny, get some work done, emails. It's too easy.
The world at your fingertips. When you're in public, especially
when you're walking around, get off your freaking phone and
open your eyes. If you ever find yourself walking in
(24:15):
a public setting while you're on your phone, you are
dead wrong. Never do that. Ever. You have to send
a quick text, you have to do something. You have
to tweet something, stand with your back against the wall,
send it off and put your phone right back in
your pocket. That young lady, I mean, she doesn't know,
not victim blaming, doesn't know. How in the world could
(24:40):
you be on your phone and not aware that that
two hundred plus pound monster came and parked right behind you.
She should have known and gotten up right away and
moved immediately. That's an immediate threat. He had threat written
all over him. She had no idea, you know why,
because her phone was right in her face. Get off
(25:02):
your fun I'm not saying never get on your phone
if you're if you're a kid listening right now, don't
sneer at the radio and think I'm being a crotchety
old man. Have your Facebook or Instagram or whatever. Do
it be on your phone when you're home, when you're
seated at a restaurant, when your back's to the wall.
Stay off your phone. These phones get people killed because
(25:27):
the animals. Did you know Did you know that these
animals they look for people who are on their phone.
Did you know that. I've had several cop friends tell
me that they especially at night. You know what they
look for? The glow in your car. People can see
from a long ways away when you're on your phone
in your car. They look for it, and then they
(25:49):
come right for you. They're looking for it. You're not
safe in your car. Either get home and then spend
all night on Instagram. Pull it all night, or I
don't care, get off your phone in public and in
red areas where you are allowed to defend yourself properly,
start to familiarize yourself with firearms. If you haven't already,
(26:14):
it's you're gonna end up having fun. I promise you
will end up having fun. Go down. Take a gun
safety class. That's how it begins. Safeties first. Anyway, take
a gun safety class. You'll be there with a bunch
of other beginners. Don't think you're gonna be some fish
out of water, the only idiot who doesn't know what
he's doing. Don't worry about that. Everyone else in that
(26:36):
class is going to be the exact same situation. Brand
new want to learn. There'll be kids in there, adults
in there. Go take a gun safety class and then
begin the process of finding a gun that is right
for you. I am unless I go through a metal detector.
I have my gun on me at all times. I
(26:58):
am never without it. Sitting here right now doing the
nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show behind a very secure locked door,
and Chris and Corey are armed like a small country
five feet away from me. And I still have my
gun sitting right here, arms reach away. I couldn't be
more protected than I am. Now it's sitting right there.
(27:20):
I'm shooting back if one of the monsters comes to me,
begin the process. Please. I can't stress enough that this
crime situation is not about to be solved. It's not
about to go away. Oh Trump consent in the National Guard.
Even if he did, the second they're gone, they come
right back. The judges still remain, the DA still remain.
(27:41):
It is a long road ahead to clean these streets up.
So plan to live around criminals. Okay, all right, I'm
done with it. Done, well, we'll screw off. Now. I'll
tell you something dumb in a moment, something horrible that
happened to me yesterday. I'm sure you enjoy it before
we do that. Stop paying AT and T, T Mobile
(28:03):
and Verizon. Stop paying those companies. You know what really
pushed this country over the edge with the violent crime
where the George Floyd protests, all that black lives matter stuff,
and those protests had corporate sponsorship. Do yourself a favor.
This might hurt. Pick up that phone and look up
(28:27):
the name of your wireless company and black Lives Matter.
That's all you have to put in Google or whatever.
You use the name of your wireless company and black
Lives Matter. Tell me what you see. There's a very
good chance you paid to bring about this violent crime problem.
Look I did too. I've had Verizon at and T
and T Mobile. I'm not paying them anymore. I have
(28:50):
Pure Talk now, the company that actually loves my country.
Go dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.
It takes ten minutes on the phone. You'll save money.
Go with the company that didn't promote all this filth.
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
(29:11):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Monday. Don't worry. We're ten minutes away from Medal
of Honor Monday. We have our Crappiest Country in the
World tournament coming up next hour. Clay Martin in the
final hour, teaching us about urban warfare. It's a huge show.
(29:34):
One final word again, I brought it up the crime.
I swear this is my final word on the crime
thing I brought up Berna. It's non lethal. Their compact
launcher is the size of a cell phone. Carrie something
on you at all times, ladies, even your little hot
(29:56):
chick purse. This little compact launcher fits right in there.
You don't have to sacrifice fashion. They have holsters for
your belt. If you're a dude, you want to cover it,
get a Burner launcher. It's legal in all fifty states
without a permit. Swat teams are in love with these things. Shoots,
these pepper balls or teargas balls can stop an animal
(30:18):
before he kills your daughter. B y Rna. Carry it
legal in all fifty states. You don't need a permit,
you don't need a background check. You go to burner
dot com and order it and they deliver it to
your front door. Carry one everywhere, Keep it in your car,
keep it in your purse, keep it by your bedside,
keep one on you. I because I live in a
(30:40):
place where I can have a gun legally, I carry
lethal and non lethal. Many people don't have that option.
Maybe you're sitting there listening to me right now in Manhattan,
and you're saying I can't carry a gun. You can
carry a burner, burna dot com fight back with something,
all right, all right, So I might as well pull
(31:02):
my pain onto you. You know, I've talked to you
before about how I wanted to go shoot wild hogs
in Texas. And let me explain for people who aren't here.
They are an invasive species that was introduced into Texas
(31:24):
and for people not familiar, wild hogs produce several litters
a year. Several, it's three to five or something like that.
It's crazy how many babies they make. And they tear
up everything, absolutely everything, crops, you name it. They are
(31:45):
a They're a plague on the state of Texas. They
are such a plague. There's no limit, there's no nothing.
They beg you go kill them. Farmers and ranchers they
will call and say, please, someone kill all these things.
They're destroying people's livelihoods, these horrible feral hogs. And they're mean,
(32:06):
and they're big. They can get huge. They'll tear you apart,
big time, mean big, and they eat everything. They tear
up the ground, they tear up the fences, they tear
up the crops, they tear up them, they tear it
all up, they eat everything. Ay, even though I don't
like helicopters, I'll get to that in a moment. For
the longest time, I've seen this thing that happens here
(32:26):
in Texas where you can go up in a helicopter.
They have these companies that do this, and you have
a weapon. I'll just call it an AR fifteen. That's
what everyone will understand. You have a weapon, and you
are hanging out the side of the helicopter like you're
in freaking Delta force, and the helicopter flies you over
(32:47):
these hogs and you just mrk all these hogs from
the helicopter. And as much as I dislike hlos, as
you know, I've always wanted to do it, always wanted
to do it. My youngest son, Luke just turned fifteen.
What was what's his birthday? Christmas? September September first, September first,
but I can't remember everyone's birthday. September first, he turns fifteen,
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as kind of like a coming into manhood birthday gift,
I guess you would say, because it's a little over
the top. I got a helicopter hog hunt for me,
Luke and my oldest son James. And it was Sunday.
We woke up Sunday morning. It might as well have
(33:36):
been Christmas morning. We were so unreasonably excited to do this.
They can handle weapons and stuff like that, so they
were fine. But the place was three and a half
hours away. I had to get up, drive three and
a half hours. We were going to get two hours
in the helicopter and then three and a half hours
(33:56):
back home. But I didn't care. So that's seven hours
of driving and one day. But you know what worth
it to go up at a helicopter and shoot hogs.
That's like a once in a lifetime experience. I'm never
going to do that again. And it cost a fortune
a fortune to do it, so I'm never going to
do it again. But you know what, one of those things,
where as a father, I'm thinking, I'm going to give
(34:16):
these boys a memory that they'll last a lifetime. A lifetime.
We get up first thing in the morning, cup of coffee,
cruise out, get up there. No hogs. We saw two
hogs in two hours. Now to their credit, the boys
(34:37):
who were on the same side of the heilo Mrked
one of them. They got they got a hog. But
and this was in the very beginning of the hog hunt.
After that, two hours just flying around the biggest waste
of money in my entire life, I am I'm actually
getting myself mad. I'm so mad, I'm like sick to
(34:59):
my stomach about the waste of money. It was what Chris,
What Chris? Chris of That's such a Chris thing to ask,
But it's a valid point. Chris said, is there a
discount or something? That's how hunting is, man, It's like fishing.
They don't call it shooting. They call it hunting. You
can't you can't guarantee that stuff. If the hogs are hidden,
(35:22):
or the hogs have migrated or the all. You can't
nick look unless you're at a feminist rally, it's hard
to find hogs sometimes. A lot of money, a lot
of driving Sunday completely gone for two hours of essentially
cruising around in a kilo what Chris what see? That's
(35:48):
what Obb said. Chris said, They'll still remember the experience
the rest of their lives. And you know what, I
know you're probably right, But I guess this is my
own fault for not managing my expectations. I just had this,
I had this picture in my head. You know what
it is is, I'm a sucker. And I bought the headlines,
(36:08):
I bought the advertising. I thought we were gonna be
I mean, honestly, I thought we were going to be
in the herd of them, like herds of the things
out in the open field where you just go fly
over them and you're just pop but you're just mowing
them down. I thought they were gonna be endless. And
they were non existent at all, non existent at all.
(36:29):
And the lady. They had a lady in the back
whose job it was to hand us magazines whenever we
shot them, and she gets on with the bag of geez.
I swear there had to be thirty forty magazines in there.
So that I'm looking at that, I'm thinking, oh my gosh,
but we're about to rock and roll out here. Nope.
(36:50):
The biggest waste of money dud in the history of mankind.
And that was my yesterday. So if I started off
the show salty today, it's because I'm dead broke and
we got nothing. No, in case you're wondering if I
got any maybe I said we saw two. One was
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on the boy's side of the helo. The other one.
Pilot goes, shoot, shoot, shooting. I looked down. I had
five seconds and I cooked off as many rounds at
him as I could. He was moving pretty quick, and
the pilot goes, you got that one. I didn't see that.
I think, look, he is a more experienced guy. He
(37:31):
went into the underbrush. I certainly didn't see him go down.
Pilot says I did. But you know what Chris I did.
I just decided what Chris, I'm leaning on expertise. It's
called humility. In a way, I saved Texas. Now, speaking
of heroes, let's do Middle of Honor Monday next
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