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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. It
is ask Doctor Jesse Friday. I wanted to congratulate you
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for surviving to the end of the week, and we
have so much to talk about tonight, the greatest week
of questions maybe that we've ever had. I'm going to
go ahead and do a clean sweep right off the
back because you have all kinds of Iran is real questions.
I'm knocking those out right away so I don't have
to discuss the whole thing again, because I'm pretty sure
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we're about to bomb them this weekend. After we move
on from that, Barack Obama's talking about censorship, We'll discuss that,
and sure, Noble, could the South have won the Civil War?
Does the country itself have Democrat fatigue? Why didn't I
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much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
Kelly's Show. So let's knock this out of the way.
I'm gonna try to get this done in one segment,
maybe to take me two or three, but I'm gonna
get all the Israel Iran stuff out of the way.
As you know, I don't love talking foreign policy, but
ask doctor Jesse Fridays about you and not me, and
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the questions about Israel Iran different kinds of questions. They
came flooding in enough that I know I need to
address it, and so I am going to address it first.
There's a lot of reporting. This is not my reporting,
This is not my these are not my sources, but
there is a lot of reporting out there that it
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will kick off this weekend. It being America dropping bombs.
We've watched Israel missiles, bombs flying, all these sorties. Apparently
America is getting ready to get in the game. It's
hard to listen to this and not not assume that
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that's correct. This being this is Dorothy Camille Shay. You
probably don't know who that is, and it's not important.
But what is important is her role. Her role is
she is currently America's ambassador to the United Nations. So
because she's our ambassador, when she speaks, she needs Trump's
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permission to speak. She doesn't just get to run to
the cameras and spout off with whatever she wants. And
when she's addressing the UN, when she is speaking it
is Trump's voice speaking. Why would you go before the
UN and say this?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
We can no longer ignore that Iran has all that
it needs to achieve a nuclear weapon. All it needs
is a decision from their supreme leader that is unacceptable,
and this Council must urge them to change course.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That is preemptively justifying what you're getting ready to do.
I personally believe the intelligence that the bombs will be
dropping shortly. Look, they might be dropping as we speak,
but this weekend at some point in time, knowing that,
let's tackle your questions and tackle your fears and deal
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with all the other things that are going to come
with America dropping bombs on another Middle Eastern country. And
we don't know where we're going from here. So here
we go. Jesse, how are the missiles penetrating the Iron
Dome that protects Israel and severely damaging Tel Aviv? Can
you explain this tonight on your show? Okay, so let's
discuss the Iron Dome system and warfare in general and
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things like that. Israel has what is obviously known as
the Iron Dome. I'm not going to insult your intelligence.
You've heard of it. What is it? Though? There are,
especially in the metropolitan areas of Israel. There is a
missile defense system. In fact, you can look at them
online where a lot of them are. They're in town.
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Like you know how you've ever driven through New York
City and you'll see an outdoor basketball court just randomly,
just boom, there's a block of it. That same thing
will happen in Israel. In Tel Aviv, there is a
missile defense system. It is super advanced and it is
designed to detect and shoot down incoming rockets, incoming enemy missiles. Okay,
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it is really really impressive, but a couple things that
wonderful saying that I love so much. Quantity has a
quality all its own. That's a Napoleon quote. No missile
defense them none of them catch everything. It's just not possible.
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That it's not real. It's not reality. So what percentage? Well,
that's another thing. The missiles that the Iron Dome shoots
up to take out their missiles are uber expensive, majorly expensive,
and they're not unlimited. It is common when we think
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about modern warfare, especially when we even think about America
or a modern country like Israel. It's common to look
at the fighter jets and think Wow, they must have
ten thousand. It's common to look at the missiles. Wow,
they shot a thousand missiles. I'm sure that's unlimited. That
is not the case. Supplies in warfare now and always
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are finite. So initially the Iron Dome caught a higher
percentage than it's catching. Now the reports are that number
has gone down. It's not catching as many. There are
more missiles landing. Is that a trend or is that
a one off? I don't know, but keep this in
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mind as we embark allegedly on on this Israel Iran thing.
Iran is much much larger than Israel, ten times the population. No,
they don't have near the military capability. They're not technologically
as advanced. Israel is just much smarter, much sharper, much
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better troops, better, training better. There's no denying that, no
denying that. But quantity has a quality all its own.
How many missiles does Iran have? Yes, they're less accurate.
We've already discussed that they don't have the intelligence capability
to drop a missile in a coffee can the way
Israel does, the way we do. But what if you
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have thousands of them? I'm saying is initially we watched Israel,
very sharply one of the great intelligence operations I've seen
in my life locate and wipe out all the military
leadership of Iran. It was amazing. It was a total
scene out of the Godfather at the end where he
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just wipes out all of his enemies in one day.
He took out all the heads of the family and
one moment. It was amazing military intelligence operation. And what
that's going to do is that is going to severely
wound and slow down your enemy. So if you're in
the Iranian military, if you're trying to defend Iran, who's
even in charge of what This guy was here? But
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now he's dead. The deed did it, so it's bad,
really really bad. However, things don't last forever, Okay, in
a country of ninety million people with a military that size,
they are going to get back on their feet unless
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the Ayah told surrenders or dies and they just agree
to have a brand new government installed for them. This
is not me saying that Israel's gonna lose or America
is gonna lose or something like that. I'm not saying
that at all. I am saying beware of the easy
early days of war, Be very very aware of those
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you know Iraq, when we invaded in Iraq, Yes, we
lost some lives and I lost friends, and that's the
way it goes. But militarily, if you're looking at that
in a sober way, the actual defeat and destruction of
Saddam Hussein in his army in Iraq was pretty easy
for America. We just pounded the living crap out of
those guys artillery planes that we just crushed them, and
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we were look, what was it, three weeks we declared
war or declared victory? Three four weeks declared victory? How
much longer were we there? How many people died after that?
This is just me saying be cautious, be cautious, Cheer
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when you see things you like, pray when you see
things you don't. But beware of early successes and being
convinced that those early successes would last forever, because every
single army in the history of the world has learned
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that lesson, and they've often learned that lesson hard. Oh
look we got them, we beat them in this battle.
We're getting them, We're getting them, getting them. They suck,
they suck. Oh my gosh, there's a lot of them.
That has happened many times in history. All right, that
there are going to be Israeli casualties. I want you
to know that there are going to be Israelis who
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die in this war. There will be Don't think that
you're dealing with some completely third world dump in Africa
somewhere where they're still shooting, you know, sling shots in musket.
There are enough Iranians they're going to kill some Israelis
along the way. Every headline isn't going to be something
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you cheer about. There's gonna be a pilot that gets
shot down. I mean, God forbid, but there's gonna be
an American probably if we kick this thing off, potentially
an American who goes down. That's what happens when human
beings start shooting weapons at each other. People die. All right,
I'll try to knock out the rest of your questions
on all this. Then we're moving on. We have to
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make fun of democrats being theater kids. Anyway. Hang, this
is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Just warning you right now, I'm trying to knock out
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all your Israel Iran questions right off the bat, so
I can move on and talk about other stuff. But
I know you have questions. I know what's on your mind,
and the show on Friday belongs to you, So that's
what we're doing. You can email us Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. We are live here. Let's do another one, Jesse,
I know you're tired of talking about the war in
the Middle East, but one quick question. Israel claims to
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have total air dominance, So what will be the benefit
for us to get involved? Doesn't it make more sense
that the president is sending carriers and planes as a
preventative measure to stop so on and so forth, scary times.
Whether let's all pray for peace, quick resolution? All right?
Why would it make sense for us to get involved?
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Special Forces? You a Special Forces fan? Green Berets, you know,
Navy CEOs. There'll be special operations, but let's talk about
green Berets. You a big fan. Cool, right? What's cooler
than that? Super trained, these super tough guys, snipers through
all kinds of cool stuff. Who doesn't love that stuff?
Everybody loves that stuff? Admires that stuff, and they can
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do a lot of things. Of course, they're very, very
unbelievably capable because they're well trained, because they're so sharp,
because they're so this. But what true good are they
without a massive military force behind them? You know why?
It's like six hundred of them. Now, yes, that's six
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hundred super studs. Whoever the six hundred Rambos right, six
hundred super studs. Yes, they're great. But well, I'll tell
you what. I'll use this as an example my Alexander
the Great history story history show, which I'm glad that
you love so much. You can go download it iHeart
Spotify iTunes if you missed it. But we did an
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Alexander the Great story on the siege of Tire. Alexander
the Great had this unit that he was in love with.
He just thought they were his special forces guys. He
was always fighting with them. He was on the ground
alongside them. They were these kind of javelin men. I
won't go into the details of them, but they were awesome.
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They were still duds. They breached the wall first when
they were entire when they were sieging Tire. But there
weren't that many of them, Yes, They were super tough,
and they were beating the people in front of them,
but they needed the massive Macedonian army to also breach
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to handle the brunt of the work. The tip of
the spear is majorly, majorly sharp, but it's still just
the tip Without that massive Macedonian army behind them. Tough
as they may be, they will be surrounded and slaughtered
and gone. Think about the Israel American military might in
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exactly that way. If you've been following this and you've
been watching Israel beat the living crap out of Iran,
you may be tempted to say, well, why do they
even need us? Why would we even get involved? Yes,
Israel's millilitary and intelligence super sharp, super capable. It's nothing
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compared to the size and strength of ours. Taking out
in Iranian general in his apartment because you can land
a missile in his coffee cup is one thing. Having
enough firepower to blow up in underground facility that is
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specifically built to not be blown up by bombs from
the air is a whole other ballgame. Remember this, Israel's
forces are limited by simple size. Quantity has equality all
its own. The entire freaking country is eight million people,
The entire country of Israel is New York City, the
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entire country. They are a cutting edge military. They are small.
It is small. They are taking on a country of
ninety million people. So total air dominance also keep this
in mind. Total air dominance can mean different things. Total
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air dominance can mean you don't have jets in the
sky all right, So that's good, that's good. Your jets
have taken out all their jets, or in the very least,
their jets are so old, so incapable now that they
won't even fly them in the air because you'll take
them out. That counts as total air dominance. But I
can own the air above the ground and still not
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be able, not have the total capability to take out
everything on the ground that I want, just because you
can't send jets up and take me out. Yes, I
have air dominance, but maybe I don't have everything I
need to take out all the things underneath me. Does
that make sense, good, Jesse. Now that we've established that
I'm naive and thinking we could help Israel by flying
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a handful of ordnance missions, we establish that since it
won't stop there, what would victory look like if we
worked side by side with Israel. Nation building has never worked,
and usually regime change brings in something even worse. What
are the oracle's thoughts? Okay, so let's touch on this
because I touched on it a bit yesterday and I've
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been asking this question two questions really, and we know
from reporting that came out today, these exact same questions
are still being asked at the highest levels allegedly. Now
this is allegedly because we just had you know, single
sources on these things. Allegedly jd Vance flat out had
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replace the current government? What do we want in place
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download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So let's
discuss the Israel Iran post war thing. I put it
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out yesterday, said it multiple times, and these discussions are
being had at the highest levels as we speak. Okay,
taking out Iran's great sounds good, right, it sounds awesome.
Taking out the iatolas. It's this big evil regime death,
the Israel death to America sponsored all this terrorism. Yet
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bad guys, bad guys, bad guys, all around one hundred
percent agree. But I asked if we're replacing the government,
and that is these stated goals, So don't email me
your lies in propaganda. The stated goal by American politicians
and israel politicians is replacement of the mulahs, getting rid
of their current government. So regime change is the goal.
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What are you replacing it with? And just as importantly,
who is facilitating this change? And people try to answer questions.
They try to answer those questions with me all day long,
and the emails reflected this too, with answers that weren't
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answers at all. Whoever, the Iranian people choose, that's up
to the Iranian people. Are you are you? Are you
in daycare? Do you still read nursery rhymes? What kind
of an insane, childish worldview is that it's up to
the Iranian people. You don't just get to dump a
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government and then go to the people and say, all right,
up to you, pick yours now, and they'll just swap
it out. Like Leonardo DiCaprio in a New Supermodel that's
not how life works at all. If you are going
to remove the current government of any sovereign country, what
has doomed us time and time and time and time
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and time and time again is there's no plan to
replace it, no realistic plan, no ability to facilitate that change.
These are really important questions. You have to think past
step one. Why don't like iron? Good? Neither do I?
The Ayatola is evil yep, totally agree. Murderous piece of trash. Yep.
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I hate his guts. I want him removed. Sounds good.
Who you replacing him with? Oh? I don't know. Ah.
That's a really important question, majorly important. Let me put
it to you this way. Do you remember Isis? Obviously
everyone remembers Isis. Chris and I have discussed this multiple times.
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Are they the most evil people who ever walked the planet?
Possibly when you look at the things they did to babies,
to I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Just.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Awful things that, honestly, I'm not sure a Nazi would do.
That's the stuff isis did They didn't get the power
of the Nazis, so they won't ever get that historical
pub But possibly the most evil people who ever lived?
Why did Isis? Rise when they rose power vacuum. Okay,
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let's say we get rid of the Iatolas, and I
think their days are numbered. That very clearly is where
we're going. We get rid of the current government of Iran.
Sounds wonderful. Who will rise? I'm not saying it will
be Isis because it won't be. They just don't have
that kind of a foothold there. But what if an
Isis like group, what if walk with me here? Iran
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has a military right, of course they do. They have
an air force, ground troops, all that stuff. What about
their generals, what do they believe? Are there going to
be some moderate generals in there who think all this
death to Israel stuff is ridiculous, Let's just get back
to being a normal country. Let's make some oil, pave
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some roads. Of course there are going to be some
of those. Are there going to be some hardcore hardliner
generals in there who go to sleep every single night
dreaming of slaughtering Americans and Jews? Yeah, which one of
those guys is going to win? Afterwards? Do you think?
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Do you think they're just going to turn over all
that weaponry and equipment over to the Israelis, to America?
What if one of those guys comes out on top.
What if the next Iranian government is way worse than
this one? People don't consider that to be a possibility. Yet,
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same thing happened in Libya, same thing happened in Afghanistan,
Same thing happened in Iraq. Same thing happen over and
over and over and over and over again. See oh yeah,
good point, Syria. What a wonderful, booming metropolis Syria is nowadays?
Over and over and over again, these questions. It's not
that there aren't answers. Maybe there are great answers, Maybe
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there is a great plan. But as of right now,
I hear vagaries, and vagaries don't govern a country of
ninety million people. If you are going to break it,
you are on some level going to buy it. And
if American bombs are going to be dropping on Iran,
and they may be dropped as we speak, I believe
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it will come this weekend. Anyway, If American bombs are
going to be dropping on Iran and we are going
to remove the current Iranian government, then we are going
to in some ways own what comes afterwards. In fact,
it's not even realistic to think Israel could manage a
country of ninety million people after they manage their own
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and nobody on the planet is going to allow Iran,
with its size and resources to become an Israeli puppet
state after Israel bomb that. There's not going to allow that. That. Yeah,
it just would never happen, that the world would step
in and say no, you don't just get to conquer it.
So what is the plan? Nobody can give me solid answers.
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I haven't seen solid answers. I get vagaries, I get
told how bad the Ayahtola is. I know all that.
I totally agree. Hate his freaking guts. Screw him. There
are a lot of people I hate. Be careful with
what comes afterwards. You're not naive. The guy called himself
naive for for not thinking for a thing that we
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can just drop a couple bombs and walk away. It's
not that you're naive. It's that human beings understandably get
emotional when they are faced with the prospect of taking
out a bad guy. Taking out a bad guy always
sounds good, doesn't it. It's part of the human condition,
especially as dudes. I read this book one time, great book,
What was It? A Wild at Heart? Was the name
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of the book. Wild at Heart was the name of
the book. One more time, so you don't email me
asking wild at Heart was the name of the book.
And the guy said something to the effect of, it's
been years since I read the book. He said something
to the effect of every man is born with this
instinct to love a good woman and kill a bad man.
It's just in our bones. So when we see an
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evil regime potentially getting taken out, our natural inclination is, yeah,
got them, boo bomb him. But we must think about
what comes after look at that. Okay, let's look at
historically what have been successful regime changes. Japan would be
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a great example. Post World War Two, great example. They
had this emperor, this really weird militaristic system that had
created all this death and misery. But how did we
achieve what we achieved? How did we take out that
emperor and replace them? What we had to move in
and essentially run all of Japan. We moved in the
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United States of America. We essentially became their temporary government
and completely owned and rebuilt the country as we slowly
but surely put into place everything we wanted. Is that
what we're doing any round. Can we do that? Can
Israel do that? I don't think so. I don't think
they're big enough. These are important questions, all right, I'm
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going to knock out two more of these, and I'm
going to try to take two minutes on it. I'm
going to knock out two more of the and I'm
walking away from this topic and I'm not looking back
on a Friday. I have a very very strong suspicion
that Monday is going to have to be all about this,
and I'm just cringing thinking about it. So you're getting
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the last two questions. I've answered as many of these.
I know you emailed in a ton trying to knock
out ones that kind of encompassed everyone's question, and then
we are walking away to tackle other things, other things
going on in the world. Barack Obama spoke, and I
want to get to that also. I think it's really
important if we want to know what future, what the
future is going to look like, to look back, look
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to what Barack Obama said. We'll get some guy texted
a girl and she hasn't texted him back. Could the
South have won the Civil War? Democrat fatigue. There's all
that and so much more coming up on the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. And we have to make fun
of singing Democrat. That's gonna be so much fun. So
let's go ahead and knock out the very last of
this Israel Iran stuff, and I'm not bringing it up
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for the rest of the show. Last one, well, second
to last one, Jesse. What happened to Iran's army? Did
they all desert? We don't know yet. It's all been
air strikes. Airstrikes and boots on the ground are two
different things, don't I'm sure some will desert. I'm sure
some will stay in fight. That's how it goes. We
don't know. There's a ton we don't know yet, Jesse,
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longtime listener. I wanted to get your take on something
that's been stirring a bit lately, Trump going after Tucker
Carlson on his non interventionate stance on Iran. I know
you've been clear about your own foreign policy views. I'm
curious where you land on this particular clash. Do you
think Trump is right calling out Tucker or is it
just another sign of the old gop hawk mindset still lingers.
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His name is Thomas Well. Donald Trump is the largest
most powerful voice on the right, inning has been for
ten years. He has more sway with the right than
any other human being on the planet. Even when Rush
Limbaugh was alive, Donald Trump probably had more sway with
more people on the right than even Rush Limbaugh did.
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That's how powerful it is. You would probably say that
Tucker Carlson is second. If you had a great him,
I would say probably second. If not, he's definitely top five.
He's up there. And those two they really got together
for the election. Tucker really backed him. Trump really appreciated it.
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They were hanging out, they were texting, they were pictured together,
they were all this and that. But they are really
crossways on this particular issue, and it was always going
to go this way. It was always going to go
this way between I've said before Type A men can
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work with other type A men occasionally and temporarily, but
they will never be able to work with each other
long term. I have never seen this work once in
my entire lifetime. Men who are used to leading and
being the most prominent voice in the room do not
generally work well with other men who were that way.
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Now to men who aren't very type A. And that's
fine if you're not by the way you are how
God made you. They don't understand that. Women oftentimes don't
understand that. It just looks like pride and ego and
all this other stuff. I get how ridiculous. It looks
from the outside looking in, but that's how it always
goes me personally. I wish that stuff didn't play out publicly,
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as I've said many times before, but that is how
that stuff is always going to go. That is the
last of my Israel Iran talk. I'm worn out. I
don't want to talk about the Middle East anymore. I
want to talk about America. I want to make fun
of democrats. I want to talk about I want to
talk about a theory that's been thrown around a lot,
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not by me, but I don't know that. I'm not
buying into it. I put it to you this way.
The theory is theater kids. We all know theater kids.
We knew them in high school. Everybody knew the theater kids.
Maybe you were, maybe you are a theater kid. And
there's nothing wrong with being a theater kid. We need
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the arts we do. That stuff is important. It is
important for a society, for a culture. I'm personally not artistic,
so I can't I can't contribute. I can't help you.
I can't sing or dance, or did the play an
instrument any of those things. I'm a Kelly. All I
can do is eat right. So I'm not putting down
the profession itself, but they are different. Aren't they ever
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known a theater kid? Very I hate to even say this,
very theatrical. Everything has to be this trauma thing and
everything is a performance. It's it's who they are. I've
known many talk radio guys, guys who do talk radio,
have gotten to know them over the years of doing it.
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And one thing that kills me about so many of them,
I would say, it's the majority of them, is when
we're hanging out, even if it's just us or we
go out and we have steak, they're always still like
talking like they're on the radio. They it's a lot
theater kids are the exact same way. Everything has to
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be an over dramatic performance. The theory is that the
Democrat Party over the years has been taken over by
theater kids. And part of the theory is we've stopped
allowing bullying in school, and what happened was the theater kids,
who were always on the receiving end of said bullying,
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they ended up conquering everything and now they run the
Democrat Party. Kind of a ridiculous online theory, right, Yeah,
this is Hank Johnson from today. Hey, drop.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Where you're going with that gun in your hand.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I'm going Chris is right. This is the guy at
the party who pulls the guitar out. This is him.
He just got done smoking pot. His hair's long, and
everyone's like, wait, why down the street? Shoot down democracy?
You know I want to be a king someday.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
In case you're wondering, yes, that is the very same
Hank Johnson from this infamous Cliffs.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Is a island that at its widest level is what
twelve miles from shore to shore, and at his smallest level,
the smallest location, it's seven miles.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Between one shore and the other.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Is that correct? I don't have the exact dimensions, but
to your point, sir, I think Guam is a small island.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
My fear is that the whole island will become so
overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
We don't anticipate that.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
I'd say, thank Johnson. But back to the theater kids thing.
Remember Francis Collins.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Joined together by this noble dream. You got that. So
it's just all the good people. But the second line
part of this family, and the last line, we're joined
together by this noble dream that with me. This is
that's all for all the good people people they are,
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they're the theater kids.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Who are.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
We will? We will? I think the theory is solid. Anyway,
stop whit, I'm crying. We have to talk about Barack Obama.
We have to talk about Barack Obama. We have to
talk about censorship is what we have to talk about. First, well,
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wait a minute, we're going to do that while we
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