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October 27, 2025 38 mins

Taking advantage of our kindness. How did Mamdani get here? How is New York City about to fall to a foreign communist? The defense mechanism of the diversity hire. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. That's Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Monday, A magnificent Monday.
You know why, because the work week is just starting.

(00:32):
Isn't that exciting? We have an amazing show for you
tonight on the Jesse Kelly Show. We are going to
talk in wow in reference to some of the things
that are in the news about them using your values
against you. What happened to the West, specifically, what's happening
in the United States of America. I will try to

(00:52):
get to a bunch of emails tonight. It's Better of
Honor Monday that's coming up an hour from now. Trump
is in Japan's cool. That's probably the last of it
say about it, but still it's kind of cool. Apparently
they have a new PM over there who's going to
keep Japan Japan. And that's the kind of thing we
need here in this country as well. All that and

(01:13):
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
I want to I want to begin here. What do
you believe about being kind? What is kindness? What does
it mean to you? What should it mean? If if

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you're leaving church, you're leaving work, you're leaving school. Let's
say you got a dollar in your pocket. Someone comes
up to you and says, hey, not looking for a
hand out, but man, I could really use ninety nine
cent burrito from Taco Bell I haven't eaten in three days.

(01:56):
Are you tempted to give him that dollar? Do you
give him that dollar? Probably, even if you don't do it,
probably thinking about it. Okay, that's good. That same person says, hey,
I not only need a dollar, man, I could really
use a ride. I'm ten miles away, I got a

(02:17):
job interview. Could use a ride if you feel safe
with that person. Ladies, please don't give rides to homeless men.
But if you feel safe with that person, yeah, toss
him in the car, give him ride. Maybe I have
to get it washed after, but toss him in the car,
give him a ride. Okay. What if he wants to

(02:39):
come home with you that night? Hey, man, you really
use a place to stay. What if what if after
the next morning, what if he wakes up plops down
at the breakfast table with he says, I could use
some breakfast. Okay? What if he doesn't leave? When does

(03:04):
the limit get reached? And look, we can we go
down this list for ten minutes? But I think you
already know it's obvious where I'm going there is a limit, right,
there is a limit. And when the limit is reached,
do you look back and say, Wow, maybe the ride

(03:29):
was a mistake. Maybe letting him stay was a mistake.
Maybe maybe the dollar, Maybe the dollar was a mistake.
At some point in time, my kindness, my kindness was abused.
And now I not only have to extricate myself from

(03:49):
this situation, I need to analyze exactly what went wrong,
why it went wrong? What did I do to put
my self in a situation where I can't get the
bum off the couch? He's been here for three weeks?
How responsible for this? Am I? I'm gonna play you something.

(04:11):
Maybe have already heard it? Probably have, I'm sure. I'm
sure it's happened several times today on TV and the radio.
But you you, of course remember nine to eleven, if
you weren't alive, I know we have a bunch of
kids listening to the show. If you weren't alive for
nine to eleven, that was the day the towers came down.
Of course, al Qaeda, the United States of America became

(04:35):
acutely aware of the threat of Islamic jihad. Jihad radical
islam committing acts of terror had been going on for decades,
a couple of decades, but it had never hit us
like that. And we woke up one day and some
Jihadis flew planes into the towers, into the Pentagon. We

(04:57):
got thousands of Americans dead. We're looking around one and
what's going on? And in the wake of that, America Americans,
many of them, probably you, maybe if you were alive,
started to ask some.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Questions, Hey, uh, how prevalent is this way of thinking
with Muslims around the globe?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, it's not all of them, I got that. How many?
How many is too many? Do we have more here?
These people were here? How many more are here? Is
this going to happen again? Are they planning another one?
People were asking very honest, very basic questions. And in
response to those questions, we did not get a bunch

(05:46):
of people showing honest contrition. Hey, let's look inside. We
did not have legions, in legions of Islamic leaders around
the world stepping up and saying man and we got
a gee hoti problem. And we're gonna dig into it,
and we're gonna get it figured out. We're gonna root

(06:07):
this out because we don't want this either. We did
not see that. Did it happen from time to time?
Of course, we did not see that in mass across
the country. You know what we saw in mats across
then across the world. Actually we saw almost a shield
being thrown up. It sounded a lot like the next

(06:27):
mayor of New York City said here, Chris cut twelve, go,
I want to use this moment to speak to the
Muslims of New York City. Hmm. I want to speak
to the memory of my aunt who stopped taking the

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subway after September eleventh because she did not feel safe
in her hidjab. Now let's skip right past the obvious points,
the fake faith. Let me collect myself. That's all fake.
You understand that whole story's fake. People did journalism. They

(07:12):
found out his aunt wasn't even in the United States
of America, let alone in New York City, and she
wasn't wearing a good job. None of that was happened.
He made all that up, whole cloth. The emotions are
all made up. But he's a communist. He lies about
everything all the time. If you listen to the show,
you're well aware that that's what they do. They lie
like they breathe. You got all that, let's move past
all that. Why jump right there? Why why jump right there?

(07:40):
Let me tell you why. Because the United States of
America was founded by wonderful people, Christian people. And that DNA,
whatever your belief system is, that DNA, of being kind
to strangers, of being kind to people, that DNA still

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flows through your veins. That is part of our national DNA.
And let me tell you the bad part. And this
is most definitely the bad part. Evil forces for a very, very,
very long time have recognized your spirit of kindness. They

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have recognized that person inside of you willing to hand
out a dollar so you can go get a burrito
at Taco Bell. They've recognized that kind heart of yours,
and for decades, in decades, in decades, they have used
that kind heart of yours as the opening they needed

(08:47):
to worm their way into your country en mass, so
they can conquer it, burn it down, and take it over.
Our kindness has been extended to so many people for
so many years, and now we are at the point

(09:09):
where we can't get the bum off the friggin sofa.
He's been there for months, and now in order to
save the country, in order to save the house, save
our family, he's got to go. So what we have
to do is we have to acknowledge that somewhere along
the line, maybe it was the dollar, maybe it was

(09:30):
the ride, maybe it was breakfast, Somewhere along the line,
our kindness wasn't kindness anymore. At some point along the way,
we became suckers and chumps, and we sat and watched
while these people used our values against us. At some
point in time, we have got to step up and

(09:51):
acknowledge where we went wrong, why we went wrong, and
set out to make it right. And let's make a
decision that we're a never going to find ourself in
this place again, because where we are right now is
disastrous and dangerous. It's killing people individually, it's killing our country,
it's killing our bottom line, it's killing our culture, it's

(10:14):
killing us. And that dollar for the burrito at Taco
Bell is how it began. Now, maybe we went wrong
with that dollar, maybe we didn't, But like I said,
we went wrong somewhere that some vile, dirty communist foreigner
is about to take over our greatest city. Well, there

(10:38):
are a lot of people who are gonna have to
own some of that. We'll talk a bit about that
more in a moment. Before we talk about that, let
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(11:00):
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Now let's get back to it right now. It's the
talk of the town, or at least the talk of
the country, that our greatest city in New York City
is about to elect an Islamist communist. And that begs
the question, how did this happen to our cities? It's

(12:49):
not just New York City? How did this happen to
our cities? Los Angeles? Los Angeles is mayor Karen bass
is an open communist, in fact, took several trips to
Cuba for communist training. Now she's the head of LA
let's focus on New York City. Though this man, Donna
Guy I brought it up last week, American born New

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Yorkers completely reject him. I think it was almost sixty
percent completely rejective. He would have no chance of winning
an election if it was only American born New Yorkers voting.
But to the tune of sixty percent, foreign born New
Yorkers love him. Who's their preferred candidate, the open communist?

(13:36):
How did we get here? I'm gonna play you something.
I want you to listen. Chris cut thirteen.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Go America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism,
and the American model was exported all around the world.
Abraham Lincoln generalized this of reservations. They herded American Indians

(14:05):
into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration.
Hitler realized two things. One that genocide was doable. It
is possible to do genocide. That's what Hitler realized. Second

(14:25):
thing Hitler realized is that you don't have to have
a common citizenship. You can differentiate between people. The Nuremberg
laws were patterned after American laws. Anyway, the US put
Indians in reservations. The US invented the model.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You know who that was courtesy of mazed More. He's
the one who dug that up. Do you know who
that was? That is March bood Man Donald That's right,
that is the father of the soon to be communist
mayor of New York City. He is not only right

(15:11):
here in America, Mahmoud Mamdani, he is a professor at
one of our elite universities. What how did he get here?
Because he wasn't born here. He's not from here at all.

(15:33):
He is parents were Indian Muslim Indians. He grew up
in Uganda and back. In nineteen sixty three, as part
of something known as the Kennedy Airlift, Mahmoud Mamdani hopped
on a plane, left that god forsaken dump and came

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to the United Late the States of America. He came
to the United States of America having left a god
forsaken dump, and may I point this out at a
time when his people, the Indians in Uganda, were treated
terribly like second class citizens, at worse than that open

(16:20):
naked racial segregation. He gets on a plane, comes over
to the land of the Free in nineteen sixty three,
but all we gets so much worse. In nineteen sixty five,
he started to get involved in politics, in communism and

(16:44):
immediately started to speak out loudly about how evil the
United States of America was. Now before you start hating
Mahmoud Mamdani too much. And by the way, you can
hate him as much as you like. I can't stand him.
That was nineteen sixty five. Hang on a second, I

(17:04):
went to I went to community college. So my math
isn't that great. Let me see forty cross the tee.
So that's sixty years. We brought a disloyal, evil foreigner
into our country sixty years ago. He not only got

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here and immediately started to run his fat mouth and
take a steaming dump all over this country every chance
he got. He also chose to get a bride and
crap out that vile scum who's about to be the
Communist mayor of New York City. And for sixty years

(17:51):
six to zero, nobody denaturalized him, deported him, sent him
back to Uganda, India and island in the middle of Pacific.
I don't know for sixty years that foreigner came into
the United States of America and has spread vile poison
everywhere he's gone sixty years. And it's not like he

(18:16):
did it in some underground fashion, sending secret newsletters on camera,
on camera, crapping on your country. In mind for sixty years,
we'll get back to it in the moment before we
do that. That debt hasn't changed every day if you

(18:41):
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(19:02):
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(19:46):
Go make the call before the bubble pops. We'll be back.
What Chris we can make jokes. It's fine. We get
that right. The Jesse Kelly chef, it is the Jesse
Kelly's sh on a Monday Medal of Honor, Monday coming
up a half hour from now, and Jewish producer Chris

(20:07):
informed me during the break that he was concerned about
my blood pressure. I'm fine. I'm actually in an outstanding mood.
When I consider how my country has been handed away
by politicians for years and years and years, I get
temporarily testy, and then I go right back to being happy, Jesse, Chris, So,

(20:28):
I don't need you worried about me. My blood pressure
is fine, even mixed in some cardio today. I'm in
a great mood, Chris. I'm in a great mood, at
least I was until I started talking to you. Now,
back to what we were just discussing, mahmood, ma'am. Donnie
is one example. He's just one glaring example, because we
look right now. You're staring in horror, whether you're listening

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from New York City on the grade seven to ten
WR or rather you're like the rest of us, looking
in horror as New York City is about to burn
to the ground. We start looking around asking why, so,
let me simplify it for you. Like so many things
going on in the United States of America, the reason

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they're about to elect an open communist who's going to
burn the city to the ground is because for decades
we have opened this country up to every Third World barbarian.
We not only brought them here, we allowed them to
sneak in here, and then Republicans and Democrats have been
too weak and pathetic to pack them up and ship
them out. We not only will bring them here via

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things like the Kennedy Airlift. They'll get here and five
minutes later they walk out in the street, drop their pants,
take a steaming dump on the country, and we just
sit back and say, huh, look at them. Chris. I'll
tell you what. I want you to play it again.
I want you to play this again because it's so
beyond belief and it's so aggravating, and then I'm going

(21:56):
to try to move off it because I'm going to
get extremely angry about it. Mahmud Mamdani he got here
in nineteen sixty three. In nineteen sixty five, he discovered
an interest in choral Marx dove into communism and has
spent every waking moment since trying to burn down the

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United States of America. Not in hiding. He's not sending
coded messages. He's not using that secret ink we used
to use as children. He's not in some underground system
trying to subvert the country. Standing in front of class
after class after class at Columbia, crapping on this country,

(22:39):
teaching future generations to crap on this country, standing up
on stage on camera, speaking into the microphone. If you
are a foreigner, if you were born in a foreign land,
I don't care. By the way, if you've become a
naturalized citizen, if you were a foreigner, illegal, naturalized citizen,

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live in mortal fear of saying something like this. You
know why, because they should meet you the second you
come off stage, to strip you of your citizenship. Take
your sorry, ungrateful, but it put it on a plane
and set you back to whatever third world dump you
came from. Sixty years of.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
This, America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism,
and the American model was exported all around the world.
Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American
Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration.

(23:50):
Hitler realized two things. One that genocide was doable. It
is possible to do genocide. That's what Hitler realized. Second
thing Hitler realized is that you don't have to have
a common citizenship. You can differentiate between people. The Nuremberg

(24:12):
laws were patterned after American laws. Anyway. The US put
Indians in reservations. The US invented the model.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
The US invented the model. Hitler learned from us. My
hatred is so much greater for our weakling politicians than
it is for that vile scumbag. How could that be allowed?

(24:47):
How could we allow this to go on? And look,
this is one story. You know, all those stories we've
been having to read headlines about. I'm talking about this.
Stories on the highway where there's some trucker illegal, can't
speak English, can't read the road signs, cons from a

(25:09):
culture where they drive like complete psychopathic maniacs. And of
course he gets in a big rig and wipes out
a family of four on the highway. You know, it's
been story after story after story. Chris play Cut fifteen Go.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
California had issued sixty two thousand CDLs drivers who entered
illegally john who do not have a permanent legal status
as required by the FEDS. California sanctuary laws prohibit asking
applicants their immigration status. Governor Newsom said, there's not a problem.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Back to you, did I.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Hear you right? Did you say sixty two thousand?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
That's correct, My goodness, it's a federal audit.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Sixty two thousand truckers out on the highway. They're all.
Don't think they're all in California, that's where they got
their licenses. They're all across America. Maybe, as you're listening
to the sound of my voice, maybe that big rig
right next to you, maybe it has some foreigner in there.

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He doesn't care about the road signs, can't read him anyway,
doesn't ever read them in his culture. Now well, and
so he's got his head on straight today. Sixty years
of this. This is how we got to this place.
This is how we got to a place in a

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country where our big cities are filthy and communists, our
healthcare is backbreaking, the expensive young people can't afford home.
And it's not just the illegals. Remember this, American workers
have been training their foreign replacements for years. There's a

(26:50):
lot of reporting out there right now about USAA. You've
heard about USAA, USAA back in the day. In fact,
back when I was in the United States Marine Corps
had an outstanding reputation for customer service. But people started
to notice something over the past years. Customer service is
getting worse. Really, everything about it was getting worse. I

(27:14):
myself was a USA customer at one point, the USAA
customer at one point times great. But then things started
to go to crap and go to crap, and all
my friends, all my veteran friends, started complaining about it,
and it sucks now. And what happened. What happened. They
fired all the Americans and hired a bunch of people
from India. That's what happened. Did you know that seventy

(27:36):
percent Now now word is out that USAA is upset
with the direction the country's gone, and they're trying to
fix it. But so many parts of our country that
are broken are broken because we got our country handed
away to foreigners, handed away willingly. That's what's brought us here.

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And let's move off with the foreigner aspect, because there's
a domestic aspect. Of course, they collaborate. When we talk
about this, Ma'm donnie in New York City being elected,
it's not, of course, only the foreigners, it's also American communists.
Communists here collaborating with communist foreigners to burn down the

(28:22):
United States of America. And our domestic communists they really
use the same tactics that the foreigners do. Ma'm donnie,
comes here, my poor aunt on the subway with their
hit job which didn't happen. You see, our domestic communists
they know that kindness in your heart too, and they've

(28:43):
been using it for a very very very long time.
In fact, they've been using it so successfully for so
long that it now it's just instinct. It comes out
of them. Like I used the example earlier today, and
it's completely appropriate. It's like a scull. You know why skunks,
you know what they skunk stink? They stink because they

(29:04):
spray that foul smelling odor. Do you know why God
gave them that? Why do skunks have that hideous foul
smelling odor. It's a defense mechanism when they're threatened by anything,
When they feel they're under threat, they spray that. It's
a defense mechanism. You ever hear of a pigmy sperm whale?

(29:26):
You ever hear that? Probably not? Most people have not.
Did you know pigmy sperm whales? Did you know? When
they get threatened, they spray poop around. They create a
poop cloud in the ocean to protect themselves. So do
you know that it's really disgusting but also extremely effective?
Who wants to swim through a poop cloud? I'll play
you one of our domestic communists and their tactics in

(29:50):
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having ourselves a good time. Like I've decided, I'm all

(31:18):
done yelling. We're gonna do a bunch of emails and
stuff after Medal of Honor Monday. I just have to
finish this up and then we'll get to emails. We'll
do other things tough. We have other things to discuss
on the show. But again, it's not just foreigners who
use our kindness against us. It's our domestic communists who've
used our morals against us, our morality against us for

(31:39):
so so long that now like the skunk with its spray,
like the pygmy sperm whale with its poop cloud. The
second they feel threatened, they pull it out. And it's
amazing to listen to Corindiversity Hire. She of course wrote
a book like everyone else who used to work in

(31:59):
the White House, she wrote a book. But she's got
a problem. You see, she's not getting the same royal
treatment that every other Democrat who writes a book gets.
Why what is going on with Corindiversity Higher? Well, the
reason is Democrats are so upset right now. They're so
upset that Trump is back. They're so angry, and they

(32:21):
in part blamed Joe Biden for a variety of reasons
for that. So Corindiversity Higher is actually not getting the
red carpet rolled out for her the way former Democrats
normally do. So she's on this book tour, she's getting
asked some questions, well, why didn't you notice? Did you notice?

(32:42):
What about the decline? But why did and listen to
the skunk, listen to the pigmy sperm whale, bust out
the defense mechanism when she feels threatened.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Go I woke up every day very proud to be
the White House pre secretary. I woke up every day
as a as a black woman who is queer, who
had never no one had ever seen someone like me
at that podium stadt it.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
We got it.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
We got it, Chris. She's far from being alone. You
know what that is? Why is? Why is that a
defense mechanism? Well, it's always worked her entire life. It's
always worked. That has always provided her with a level

(33:31):
of cover whenever she's threatened. Hold on, I'm black, Wait,
I need both and queer. I'm a huge lessie. Don't
yell at me. You can't yell at me. Didn't you
hear I'm black and a lessie. You heard right. She
pulls it out because works, or at least has it

(33:55):
has worked. Now that level that the effectiveness of that,
it's going down. If you want to feel good about something,
it's going down with normal people. It's going down for
a variety of reasons, not the least of which is
the George Floyd stuff. I mentioned that before. We've mentioned
it many times before during the COVID era, and the

(34:18):
Floyd stuff took place during the COVID era. During the
COVID era, many many, many, many, many things, many things
burnt out the last of their goodwill with the American people.
Our institutions burn up, all their goodwill gone. Now everyone
laughs at the CDC and the race hustlers, the race

(34:41):
communists in this country, really most of the identity politics people.
Over the last four years or so, they burn out
the last of it. The American people don't want to
hear anymore. We're tired of hearing it. We're tired of
living under the thumb of this. But they have learned
four years that it has been effective on a very

(35:04):
nice American public. Years in years in years in years.
These people have risen up through the ranks. These people
have gotten jobs they don't deserve by pulling out that
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(35:25):
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You know, four out of five employers find somebody the

(35:48):
first day that loser who's working for you, send them
to the unemployment line where the other losers go. Go
get somebody good. They're waiting for you, whether it's a
Season one pooyee, somebody, permanent, ZipRecruiter, dot com, slash Jesse,
let you try it for free. The time to take

(36:10):
out the trash is now, all right, all right, I
should explain something by the way. I I know the
show probably sounds a little different today. Stop adjusting your radio.
Stop it. Stop stop yelling at Spotify or iTunes or
however you're listening. We're having a little technical issue on

(36:33):
the show. There's a it's a small technical issue. We're
working it out. Should be worked out by tomorrow. It's
not you. It's not you. It's me. Actually, you know what, No,
it's not you. It's Chris. That's who it is. Remember
it's always Chris's fault. Oh Chris, I forgot to tell
you that. I'm also tell everybody now that we're here. So,

(36:54):
speaking of hiring better people in customer service, my son
had a cross country race out of town, so we
had to stay at a hotel last night. It was
actually in Waco, Texas. By the way, we had to
stay at a hotel last night in Waco, Texas. Waco cool, cool,
cool little town. We had to stay at this hotel
and some reason I couldn't stay asleep last night. At

(37:17):
four am, I was awake. Didn't better, really, but I couldn't.
Couldn't stay asleep, decide. You know how much I love
to walk cities. I tell you all the time. It's
a great way to get a feel for a city.
I love to walk cities. Wake up. Finally, I just
get out of bed at five point thirty, throw all
my clothes and I figured, you know, let's go get
some miles in, get some exercise, just go walk the city,
go get a feel for it. It was sixty degrees, it's nice.

(37:39):
I go for forty minute walk, walking around miles, checking
the place out. I get back from a forty minute walk.
Girls work in the front desk, and I figured they've got,
you know, those complimentary bottles of water back there somewhere,
and I asked her, I said, hey, do you mind
sorry to put you out? Everything's closed right so I
can't buy anything. I said, do you have one of

(38:01):
those bottles of water? Can I get a bottle of
water from you, and she says, no, I don't have one,
but yeah, I can get one for you. And so
out of politeness, I said, oh, you don't have to
put yourself out, and she goes, okay, thanks, I get
you not okay. She actually had the phone in her

(38:23):
hand get ready to call and get a bottle of water,
and I dropped the polite line up you don't need
to and she's like, okay, thanks and just sets the
phone back down. See this is why you have to
get a hold of ZIP recruiter. Chris. Oh gosh, I
actually thought of you instantly when she did it. Chris.
You know why, because that's something you would do. No, Chris,
she wasn't black and queer. Okay, I mean I guess

(38:46):
you mightn't have been queer. I don't know. I didn't
ask if she played softball. Medal of Honor Monday next
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