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April 10, 2025 37 mins

Serving at the pleasure of the Praetorian Guard. Commies sniffing out who’s likely to be a friend and who’s likely to be a foe. Jesse’s blackpill moment. We wont stop spending til there’s a financial crash. Government spending is the reason why your standard of living is lower than your parents. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday. Oh
my goodness, we're almost there. The week is almost over. Smile.

(00:31):
It's been a long week with a lot of ups
and downs, and we got all kinds of good things,
bad things, various things in tap in store on tap
I don't know what it is. Things are coming on
the show tonight, So let's first, we're gonna discuss the
hold a certain group of people have on the Democrat

(00:52):
Party preventing them from reforming. It's amazing, it's fascinating to watch.
We'll talk about that. Yes, we'll touch on this big,
beautiful bill that's coming for us. All talk about the
media hiding Joe Biden's decline, what's going on with Gretchen
Whitmer praising Trump's tariffs. There's an angle there. People aren't
seeing Democrats hate voter ID. We'll talk about why, and

(01:18):
did meta Facebook, I mean, did they commit treason against
the United States of America. All that, plus an incredible
invention from Generation Z and so much more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now I'm
want to begin actually with this little clip. Probably haven't

(01:41):
even heard it. You definitely didn't watch it because it
was on CNN. Anderson Cooper sat down with Bernie Sanders
and they did one of these town hall events where
you bring in a bunch of dirty communists and then
you act like the questions are totally out of nowhere,
and you all and the communists in the audience and

(02:02):
they get up and speak, and there was just this
little ten fifteen second SoundBite where Bernie and Anderson are
sitting there and they called on this woman in the crowd.
And here's how it went.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
All the rapf fendor, Bernie Sanders, I want to introduce
Grace Thomas.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
She's a local civil rights attorney. She's a Democrat.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Right say then pronouns actually thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh maybe you couldn't hear because of that horrible way
they all speak. So I'll play it for you one
more time. Listen to the very end. Listen listen to
what she says, all.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
The rapfendor Bernie Sanders, I want to introduce Grace Thomas.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
She's a local civil rights attorney. She's a Democrat.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Right stay then pronouns actually thank you?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh, I actually use they them pronouns. Thank you well,
and you heard Annison Cooper, the host who was kind
enough to call on her. Oh immediately, Oh my goodness,
my bad. Okay, pause on that for a moment. Put
that little thing in your back pocket. No, don't get excited.
We're not going to do a long history thing. But

(03:02):
how much do you know about the Praetorian Guard of Rome?
This a little bit. Most people just know a little bit,
and that's fine. You don't need to know more than
a little bit. But the Praetorian Guard, what were they? Well, first,
there were no weapons allowed in the city center of
Rome except by the Praetorian Guard. The Praetorian Guard are

(03:27):
mostly known as the body guards of the emperors. In fact,
Augustus Augustus is really the first one who brought that
to be. He said, Hey, all these guides, and you
should know the Praetorian Guard. They were the hand picked
veterans of the army. So you know what that means, handpicked.

(03:49):
You're going to pick the studs who are the biggest, baddest,
scariest dudes in the Roman legions. You you, you, and you,
here's a new uniform, here's better pay. They got better pay.
You are now my bodyguard. And if you're an emperor
in Rome and you would like to not be assassinated,
it probably pays to have a bunch of highly trained,

(04:10):
tough as nails armored men surrounding you. Think of it
as if it's the ancient Secret Service, if the Secret
Service were the only ones with guns. Okay, think of
it that way. The Praetorian Guard and emperors. Augustus was
really the first, or Julius Caesar, depending on what you believe.
But the emperors after Augustus, they all used the Praetorian

(04:35):
Guard in this way. But something happened over time because
at first, like I said, it was Augustus and he
hand picked these men, and they're very tough, and they
kept him safe, and they had some other rules in Rome,
crowd control and things like that. But for the most part,
that's what they were, emperor's bodyguards. Okay, But these emperors

(05:02):
there were good ones, many many bad ones, you know them.
The Praetorian Guard it remained right where it was with
all this power, as the emperors would live and emperors
would die. Sometimes the emperors would even be assassinated. One
emperor in particular Caligula, a man, you know, he was

(05:25):
assassinated by his own praetorian guard. The head guy who
did the assassination was a guy that was made fun
of by Caligula all the time. Caligula called him effeminate
and mocked his voice. And then one day Caligula he
went to the games, the gladiator games, and then he

(05:47):
ducked out into a little tunnel. And in fact, I
saw this tunnel entrance when I visited the coliseum in
Rome and winter, I was dying to go in it.
Apparently no one can go in it. They haven't excavated it,
but they have the door to the tunnel. The tunnel
was an underground tunnel that led from the Colosseum to
where the emperor lived to the emperor's palace. It was

(06:10):
so obviously the emperor can go to and fro from
the gladiatorial games without being mobbed or assassinated. Except Caligila
decided to duck down into this tunnel without realizing his
praetorian guard they were going to kill him down there,
and they did. They stabbed them a bunch of times,

(06:30):
spit in his face. He died ugly, and Caligila had
it coming, believe me. He died ugly, and then something
interesting happened after that. You see, there was a man
named Claudius. Ever heard of Emperor Claudius. Claudius was born
with a limp, or they say he got it during

(06:52):
his youth. I guess I shouldn't say born. He got sick.
He had a limp, and he was kind of deaf,
very deaf. It depends on who you were talking to.
And we don't have a ton of sources on this,
but a lot of members of Claudius's family had been
murdered during the various emperor purges. Will kill this one,
kill all his family members, will kill this one, kill

(07:14):
all his family members. But they never killed Claudius. Why
because at that point in time, this was a much
different era. If you were in Rome and you were
a man, and you walked around with a limp, and
you were kind of thought of as deformed in some way,
you were just thought of as like a stupid nothing
that was someone you weren't someone anyone had to be

(07:36):
concerned about. So Claudius was so non threatening, so powerless,
they didn't even bother killing him. This kind of left
him there after the Praetorian guard killed Caligula in that
underground tunnel. They went looking for Claudius. They found Claudius

(07:59):
hide allegedly whimpering and crying in fear for his life
in a room, and the Praetorian guard looked down at
Claudius and essentially said, hey, get up, you're the emperor.
Now we decided it. There have been many times in

(08:20):
history I could have shared a story like this where
a very powerful person will empower a group of people,
maybe their bodyguards, maybe they're mercenaries, maybe it's just a
constituency that put them in power. And what happens after
that is a very interesting, very wild situation, in that

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the emperor has all this power, but the group that
put him there, or keeps him there, or has the
ability to remove him from being there, they equal, if
not surpass, the power of the emperor. Think about it
as it pertains the Rome, the emperor of the most

(09:06):
powerful country on earth, basically a god king. He can
speak a word in a country one thousand miles away
will be invaded and conquered. That's true power.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Right.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I saw the palace, I saw the hills, I saw
the marble, I saw it all, the Emperor ruled it all.
And yet the Emperor knew they all knew, they knew
that if the Praetorian Guard wants me gone, all be gone.
If the Praetorian Guard wants a new emperor, they'll simply

(09:43):
kill me, every member of my family, and they'll go
grab a new emperor. So he wasn't all powerful. They
were kind of in a weird way in this really
gross relationship where they were both all all powerful. Yes,
the emperor had tremendous power, and yes he had the

(10:05):
ability to, if he's so desired, to call in some
troops and crush the Praetorian Guard, as Constantine the Great
later on did, But that went both ways. You see,
what's happening right now in the Democrat Party in the
United States of America is in a way virtually identical

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to the situation I just laid out. I think it's
so fascinating, horrifying, but fascinating, and I can't wait to
watch it play out. I'll explain exactly what I mean
in a moment. Before I explain what I mean, I
want to talk to you about widows and orphans, helping
widows and orphans. We just the other day, read the

(10:48):
names of those soldiers who gave their lives in Lithuania.
Now that was one day, one list of names, and
then we moved on. You forgot their names already. It's okay,
I'm not judging you. I did too. Their families didn't forget.
They had husbands, wives, sons, sisters, brothers. Who comes along

(11:13):
when the wife loses everything, when the child loses their father,
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(12:17):
So I just played this clip on CNN, or I
should say, from CNN with Anderson Cooper, this clip of
this nutball. Of course, she's a civil rights attorney. Excuse me,
I go by day then pronounce.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
All of apple.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Senator Bernie Sanders, I want to introduce Grace Thomas.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
She's a local civil rights attorney. She's a Democrat.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Right, say them pronouns. Actually, thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
She spoke for maybe two seconds, and you can actually
hear the insanity in her voice, can't you. You can
hear it. It's dripping off of her. And I just
talked about how the Praetorian Guard of Rome was first
there to guard the emperors, and then they really realized

(13:02):
they had the power. Soon they started killing emperors, they
started selecting their own emperors, whoever they wanted. America's Democrat
Party has made a lot of terrible, terrible mistakes. We're
talking about politically here. I should note we're not going
to address how bad they've been for the country. We're
just talking about internally their politics. They've made many, many,

(13:25):
many terrible mistakes. And one of the mistakes they made,
maybe the biggest mistake they made, is killing them to
this day. And here's what they did. You see, Communists
are very very good at analyzing who is likely to
be a friend and who is likely to be an enemy.

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They're very, very very good at that. They will say,
they will look at this person. Okay, so this is
h He's a white guy, he's twenty years old, he's
not college education, he works construction, he's getting married to
a woman, he has a dog. That guy, I don't
have to know anything else about that guy. If I'm
a Democrat, I automatically know that guy's probably not going

(14:12):
to be my friend. That guy's probably going to be
my enemy. And on the other side of it, here's
what the Democrat Party knows, and they've known it for
years and years and years, because they study trends, they
study things. This is a woman. She is miserable, she
hates men, she hates herself, she is single, fifty five

(14:37):
years old, and she has a master's degree. The Democrat
Party knows that that woman. They don't have to know
anything else about her. They know that woman is likely
an ally a strong, strong ally. Now here's how they
approach that. What they do, because everything is friend enemy

(14:59):
to them. What they do is they look at the white,
twenty year old construction worker guy who's not gay, and they, automatically,
without knowing anything about him individually, he's automatically treated as
an enemy. They will pass rules, laws, do whatever they
can get that guy. Be against that guy because they
know he's likely to turn out to be an enemy.

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And on the other side of the coin, the fifty
five year old master's degree single woman. They know she
needs to be courted, she needs to be appealed to.
We have to go after her her vote. She's likely
to be not only one of us. It's not just
that she will vote Democrat. That demographic, the highly educated, miserable,

(15:41):
single woman, she is most likely to be a powerbroker
for us. She will campaign, she will donate money, she
will donate time. That is a foot soldier, appeal to her,
go for her. And they've been so intent on that
demographic that they've actually taken critical steps over decades and

(16:02):
decades and decades to create more of her and fewer
of the dudes. You know, you know why there are
so many miserable single feminists out there. It's been a
focused effort to keep women miserable. You realize that it's
been done on purpose. If you tell me a young

(16:24):
woman is going to eventually be happy, maybe even maybe
even married, I'm not saying that it has to be
every woman's lot in life. Maybe she gets married, maybe
she has children, maybe she's a homemaker. Democrats have always
understood she's going to betray them. Eventually, she'll get to
the place where she will likely stop voting Democrat because
she's found happiness. If we can keep her miserable, she

(16:48):
will be with us forever. In fact, hey, let's get
her some drugs. She's got anxiety, of course everyone does.
Let's get her a lot of drugs. Let's get her
on some anti anxiety medication. We need to get her
into a therapist. We need to ensure that this woman
is told repeatedly, over and over and over again that
men are stupid and men are oppressive, and she's oppressed

(17:08):
and America socks, and we just need to pour this
stuff into her over and over and over and over
and over again. Not only will it encourage her to
become more of a foot soldier, to our side. It
will virtually guarantee that no man will ever want to
be with her, because no man wants to be with
a feminist. It's never happened in the.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
History of the world.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It never will happen. I know sometimes men and up
that way, but no man ever has grown up saying, man,
I really want a woman who's gonna bust me up
and be bitter all the time. That sounds like fun.
If they can guarantee that she will be single, miserable,
and drugged out. If they can guarantee those things, then

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they have guaranteed legions of foot soldiers. And in defense
of their strategy, as evil and horrible as it is,
it's been very successful for a very long time. You
can take it all the way down to the court system,
completely bent against men and pro women. Have you ever
talked to somebody goes through a divorce. You've seen it

(18:09):
completely completely against men and for women, courting them, recruiting them,
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Speaker 1 (19:41):
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we were talking about Democrats have spent years, decades, in
decades and decades creating and recruiting highly educated, single, miserable women.

(20:05):
They are the beating heart of the Democrat party today.
I could point to you that chart that I've pointed
to many, many, many times before, where you go down
the various demographics. Married men they vote Republican. Single men
they vote Republican. Married women they vote Republican's. But it's
always all those numbers are about, eh, fifty two, fifty

(20:26):
five percent Republican, Republican, Republican. But then there's this outlier.
It's eye popping when you look at the chart. Single women,
seventy percent Democrat. So you look at that chart, and
the communist looks at that chart, and you come up
with different ideas. But I'll tell you one idea the

(20:48):
communist definitely had. He looked at that chart and he
said to himself, well, we need to make sure more
women stay single, period. And so they've done everything they
can to create and recruit mentally ill single women. And
when I say mental leo, I'm not exaggerating. That was
what was that number they put out, I think it

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was sixty percent of them have been diagnosed with mental
health issues diagnosed. Those are just the ones who've been
diagnosed with it. Communists saw them as being the ultimate
praetorian guard, the ultimate foot soldier. Find these women, create them,
recruit them, and they will lay down in traffic to

(21:32):
ensure we can burn down America. They will help us
do it. They will want they will cheer for the
mass importation of rapists. These are the women who are
that sick and that mentally ill. They'll be okay with it.
In fact, they'll cheer it on. But Democrats have now
run into a gigantic problem, and I don't know how

(21:58):
they fix it. Disney's heiress, she's an Abigail. Disney's her name.
She's a wretched communist and a mega donor. She fears
for her party's future. Quote. We have no leverage, no
uniting message. Quote. We could all show up on the streets,
but what would be the uniting message. The chaos is deliberate.
It's meant to give us too much to handle. Do

(22:20):
we go out there about the environment? Do we go
out there about DEI? Do we go out there about
gay rights? About women's rights? Picture the normy voter in
Pennsylvania Michigan, Wisconsin, and these are the issues that are
pushed forward by the Democrat Party. He doesn't want any
part of that. The mentally ill single woman has become

(22:45):
the ultimate praetorian guard holding back the Democrat Party, holding
the Democrat Party hostage. Because they now control the party,
they have the power, and they hold the Democrat Party
hostage the Democrat Party. There are Democrats, especially the older ones.

(23:05):
You've heard them, We've played soundbites of it. They'll drip
this out on the news or drip that on on
the news, or even some of them are even younger.
One of them was that congressman I forget where he
was someplace back east a Democrat. He even came out
and said, hey, look the whole trannies and women's sports thing,
that's probably something we could get away. He got so

(23:27):
savaged for that. We haven't heard a word from him since.
Joe Biden made the mistake of calling an illegal in
illegal during his State of the Union address. His press
team booked an entire press tour so he could apologize
for calling an illegal immigrant an illegal immigrant. The mentally

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ill single white woman, she is the beating heart of
the Democrat Party. But she is also now its sword
and shield, and they cannot move without her permission. She
won't allow any of the reforms that could bring the
Democrat Party back into relevance. And it is amazing to

(24:08):
watch it, amazing to watch it. Anderson Cooper is a
card carrying communist sitting on stage next to you, a
United States Senator, an admitted socialist. They call on this
woman who gets to speak on CNN. Hey, so would
you like to answer a question? And the first thing

(24:29):
she does is scold them for using the wrong pronoun.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
For Senator Bernie Sanders. I want to introduce Grace Thomas.
She's a local civil rights attorney.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
She's a Democrat, right.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Say them pronouns? Actually, thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh listen to Anderson, Oh oh oh. They don't have
the power, or at least they don't think they have
the power to hold these women back. Now, I hate
to give democrats a vice, and I know none of

(25:02):
the comedies hate listening will listen anyway. So I could
tell you that someone's going to have to put that
woman in her place. You realize that, And this is
what I mean by that. If you were a Democrat
and you wanted to get elected, so you can keep
destroying America. You want to stand that, guys, Well, Bernie

(25:26):
Sanders is actually a great example. Bernie Sanders is a
long serving Democrat. He's not going to lose his next election.
He'll of course die in the Senate like every other senator.
None of these people can ever seem to retire. Bernie
Sanders should have stepped in immediately right there and said, well,
who boo, bo okay, stop, we need to stop this.

(25:46):
We're having a town hall, we're sharing concerns, we're figuring
out the direction of the party, and you're not going
to sit there and scold us with this kind of
insanity about your preferred pronouns. Because he can't be this
as a party anymore. And if we continue to be
this as a party, we're never going to win another election.

(26:06):
So don't you ever lecture me again, and save these
lectures for somebody else. We will now call on somebody else.
No more of this insanity. You sit down, shut up,
you're done. We're talking to somebody else. They could do that,
and you know what, Bernie Sanders could get away with it.
He could. You might think there'd be screeching and yelling
and of course there would be, because feminists screech and

(26:28):
yell all the time. But what it would do if
one Democrat stepped up and said that, It would give
others the courage to step up and say, hey, yeah,
you know what, we're done with this whole thing. And
none of them will. None of them will. And so
now the mentally ill woman, she is the power inside

(26:49):
of the Democrat party. Immigration. In fact, we'll talk about
immigration really quickly. Anybody you don't have to be a
political person, Anybody who's at all saying knows you can't.
You can't import barbarians in mass into your country. In fact,

(27:09):
you know that the normies even know this, because immigration
was one of the number one reasons Donald Trump won.
Democrats got elected. They opened up the border on purpose
and flooded the country with murderers and rapists. Even normies
were all, hey, whoa, you can't do that. It's a
huge reason if you look at the pull testing, it's

(27:30):
a huge reason Donald Trump won the election was immigration. Now,
knowing that, have you seen a single Democrat utter a
word about the intentional opening of America's borders under Joe Biden.
The only thing I've heard was an anonymously sourced United

(27:55):
States senator gave a statement. I think maybe it was
too politico. I don't know. It was a white ago
that said, hey, yeah, maybe we didn't manage the border
thing properly. That was the most emphatic statement I've heard,
and it was given anonymously. Now, this is a political
party that knows a wide open border is a loser
with all the sane Americans. But you know who loves

(28:17):
an open border mentally ill single women. Because third world
barbarians are viewed at as rescue dogs. For them, they
become their children. We've talked about this before. They take
the motherly instinct of these women and they aim at
foreign barbarians. The only demographic in this country that once

(28:37):
the mass importation of murderers and rapists are mentally ill
single women. Every other demographic you need to get elected
doesn't want it, and yet the entire Democrat party embraces
it because they're held hostage. It's amazing to watch. All Right,
we're done with that. I'm going to talk as briefly

(28:58):
as I can about the budget because I'm about to
blow a gasking on it, and then we'll move on
to other things hang.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
On The Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at
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Speaker 1 (29:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday.
Do not forget tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And
you need to email your questions in now to Jesse
at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So I've decided that I'm
going to do one segment on this and one segment

(29:31):
only at least today, and then I'm not going to
do anymore because I don't like to present problems without solutions.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
And.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I have a blackpill moment for you. Okay, So first,
remember remember all these senators who said this, this is
and he needs to own it.

Speaker 7 (29:57):
Due to rampant inflation spurred by record government spending and
consumer prices are escalating at a historic pace.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Inflation is real. Don't dismiss it.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
This is a natural emergency.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
What I would like to do is get the administration
to focus on this.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
There's an old expression that when you find yourself in
a whole quick digging. President Biden's inflation is strangling a
feat of a free people. The American people deserve better.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Your your life is more expensive because of government spending.
Your life is more expensive because of government spending. One
more time, your life is more expensive because of government spending.
And there's a gigantic, gigantic bill. It's going to make

(30:57):
its way through the House, and it's going to make
its way through this Senate, and they'll be a little
a little tea crossed here and an I dotted there,
and then Donald Trump's going to sign it. And then
all those Republicans, every single one of them, top to bottom,
who's told you that inflation's bad because of Joe Biden.
Inflation's bad because of Joe Biden, and inflation's bad because

(31:19):
of Joe Biden. They're all going to be as responsible
for it as they already are. I am convinced completely
that we will not stop our spending until there is
an economic collapse. And I am convinced that it will
not change. The American people don't want it. The politicians

(31:41):
we elect don't have the guts to stop it. We
are do you do you understand what we did during
World War Two and why we did it. Wars in
general are expensive anyway. You have to feed, you have
to supply the troops, you have to pay the troops
you have to. It's just it's they're very expensive. They
were expensive when it was swords and shields. They're expensive

(32:02):
when its boats and tanks and planes. Wars are very,
very expensive. And we we supplied not only our own army,
not only our own military, I should say we supplied
the entire planet. During World War II, we spent in
human amounts of money to fight a global war that

(32:25):
was fought in Alaska, in Africa, it was fought in Italy,
it was fought in Germany, it was fought in the Philippines,
it was fought in Guam. It was fought all over
the planet. And the United States of America spent in
human amount of money to fight a war like that.
Did you know that the United States of America as

(32:47):
we speak in twenty twenty five is spending money adjusted
for inflation, at the exact same levels we were when
we were fighting a global war in the nineteen forties,
with no war at all. There are no cuts, nothing
of any significance. Everyone wow in the future, that's a lie.

(33:08):
Come on, I was born at night, but not last night.
Those never materialize. There are no cuts, and no one
even wants cuts.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
No one's calling for we have great things happening with
our military. We also essentially approved a budget which is
in the facility. You'll like to hear this of a
trillion dollars one trillion dollars, and then nobody's said anything
like it. We have to build our military, and we're
very coarse conscious, but the military is something that we

(33:36):
have to build, and we have to be strong because
you got a lot of bad form.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
The military hasn't passed an audit in years. There's inhuman
amounts of waste and fraud inside of the military, and
we're just going to throw them at trillion dollars too,
trullion for you, and a trillion for you, and a
trillion there, and a trullion there, and a trillion there
and a trillion there. We aren't even reversing the COVID
increases in spending levels. In fact, we're not even attempting

(34:04):
to do so. During COVID we decided to spend as
if we were fighting World War two again, and we've
never gone back. There's no appetite for it. Ooh, now
I got more money, more billions more this Ooh, give
me more, give me more, give me more, give me more.
Give it to me. I'm a senator. I need it
so I can hand it out to my state and
build an airport named after me. I need it as
a congressman so I can I can hand out money

(34:26):
for my district, and I can pay this road, and
I can do this, and I can do that. Oh
more and more and more and more and more, more
and more and more and more more. And the American
people believe it too. They don't ever vote. American people
never vote to cut spending ever, ever, ever, ever. It's
never a driver to the polls. The American people simply
don't care. Instead, they'll run to the they'll run to

(34:47):
the polls, and they'll vote for guys like Senator Kennedy
because manny makes some funny.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
I have some shared a congresswoman. Okay, she courtege to
be the leader of the Democratic Party. She's entitled to
her opinion. I'm entitled to man As I've said about
them before, I think she's the reason there are directions
on a shampoo.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Bob's so funny.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Oh my gosh, directions on the shampoo bottle.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh that is good. Wow, man, that is good. Anyway,
he votes for every spending bill that comes across his desk.
They all do. Not all of them, that's not fair,
but enough of them do. And the reason I'm only
doing one segment on it is, I mean, I hate
to even put it this way. I am completely without

(35:41):
hope when it comes to spend it, I am without hope.
The American people don't want it to stop. Democrats don't
want it to stop. Republicans don't want it to stop.
And so what's coming is a guarantee. That's what's so
exasperating about this thing. It's not left, right or middle.

(36:02):
It's math. You can't do this forever. And when that
end date comes, and I don't know when it'll be.
When that end date comes, it's going to be more
painful than you can possibly imagine. And no one cares,
and you can't get them to care. So I'll just
say one more time and then I'm going to let

(36:24):
it go. Government spending is the reason you have a
lower standard of living than your parents did. Government spending
is the reason you can't afford groceries or lumber, or
to take vacations anymore. And no one wants to stop
government spending. So there, I feel better. I got that
off my chest anyway. At least the IQ Sense will
help you save some money on meat because you'll never

(36:47):
ruin a piece of meat again. Have you ever ruined
a piece of chicken port Chris, No, I'm sorry beef.
You ever ruined a piece of meat? Overcooking it, under
cooking it?

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I used to all the time. It's not an exact
science until the IQ sense came along. The wireless cooking thermometer.
The wireless cooking thermometer, you leave in the meat, you
don't open it up and check and open it up
and I think it needs five more minutes. Those days
are gone. Whether you're smoking a brisket or have a
steak in the oven, be your canned chicken Knight, whatever

(37:23):
you're making oven stove smoke or whatever, get an IQ Sense.
It'll tell you when it's done. Your phone will tell
you when it's done. These things are amazing. Save fifteen percent.
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