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October 15, 2025 37 mins

The only lesson democrats learned after their 4 year reign of punishing their political opponents. One day the animals will come back into power. A counterattack is coming. Pelosi is letting lose. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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(00:35):
We have a great show planned for you tonight on
the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. We are gonna discuss
what their plans are when they take power again, at
least little indications of that. We're gonna talk about that.
Barack Obama's back in the news. He's gonna tie you
into that Ice agents having bounties placed on their heads.
We'll dig into that a little bit more. Brandon Darby's

(00:58):
gonna come on later on and talk about that. Savannah
Hernandez has been knee deep in these Antifa protests. I'm
going to kind of take this group apart a little
bit from people who've actually had to smell them. The
Vatican is opening up a prayer room for Muslims. We
have emails, we're tearing up all these LGBTQ Air Force sidewalks,

(01:20):
and so much more coming up tonight on the world
Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let me talk about our
movement and our conduct and how we should be operating
right now, and I'm gonna I'm gonna come at this

(01:41):
by explaining exactly, or at least in some detail, what
they are undoubtedly going to be doing if they take
power again, and that they're already they're already putting out
audio bits on this. Now, let's talk about us first,
then we'll get to them. Right now, we have a

(02:03):
great deal of power, much more power than we have
had in recent years, and this very much includes the
first Trump administration, because we don't just have political power.
We're controlling various various states. We have the majority of states,
very slim majority in the House, slim majority in the Senate.
So we don't have the whole federal government, but we

(02:24):
have the White House. And we don't have the administrative state,
but we're working on that. But we have. We have
something that's more powerful right now. And you know what
that is because we talk about it all the time.
We have cultural power. That means the culture is going
our way. Well, every every chart, every graph, everything you

(02:45):
could possibly study shows the culture is going our way.
Here's two I'll give you right now. Remember the tranny insanity,
which we all never bought into. Obviously, the tranny insanity.
This idea that you could just chop up yourself and
change the sex you were born with insane. The numbers
of tranny kids, it's in free fall. It's basically gone

(03:09):
back to non existent. It's in free fall. Well, why
did it ever get to a point where it was
something like ten percent of the kids were identifying as trannees.
That was a social contagion. The culture, every part of
the culture was pushing it, celebrating it. This is what
you should be, You'll be a special little butterfly. And
the culture pushing it gave us more of it. Now

(03:31):
the culture is rejecting it. You know what else is
on the rise, shockingly on the rise. I'm gonna screw
up these numbers because I didn't print out the article.
Christianity church attendants Chris tracked at the other day, twenty
five percent increase in church attendance just since the murder
of Charlie Kirk. But it's more than that. The purchase
of Bibles up, I forget it was something like fifty

(03:53):
percent in the country. People are downloading. There's a Bible
app people were download to get What does all this say?
The culture is moving to the right, right now at dots.
I mean it is permanent to permanently to the right,
But right now the culture is leaving them and it
is coming to us. It is rejecting their demonic filth

(04:16):
and coming to us. This is awesome, it should be celebrated.
But there is a lesson that people with power, people
gaining power, people who have gained power, there is a lesson.
They always seem to screw up somehow, some way. That's
very clearly a human thing. It's something humans do when

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people gain power. Maybe you've gained power in your life.
Maybe you're in management now, maybe you run the company.
Maybe you're a parent, that's some level of power, a
school teacher, a coach, maybe you have some level of
power in your life. When people get power, they assume

(05:00):
that it is permanent and that they can do whatever
they want with it and it will always be there.
I've finally got power and it's gonna last forever. Baby.
That's not how life works, and in fact, how life
always works is the more you abuse that power, essentially,

(05:23):
the more you act like it's permanent, the faster it's
going to disappear on you, which brings us to the right.
Here's what is going to happen when the communists take
power again one day, when they have cultural power, when
they have government power. Here's what is going to happen.

(05:46):
I know it's hard to hear and hard to accept.
It will be so much worse than what they did
under Joe Biden. It will be so much worse than
what they did under Joe. They having taken over every
single part of our culture, they took the freaking they

(06:08):
took the governor off, and they pushed the pedal to
the medal under Joe Biden, and they went as hard
and fast as they could. Bring in all the foreigners,
hand out gigantic billion dollar checks to your friends, arrest
all your political opponents. There's a line. There's a story
from John Solomon at Just the News Today that in

(06:28):
their quote January sixth Congressional investigation, the scumbag communists and
the House of Representatives collected thirty million lines of phone data,
just a big dragnet on their political opponents. And that
will be nothing compared to what they'll do next time.

(06:49):
There's an article from the Communist Atlantic today, America needs
a mass movement by this idiot, David Brooks. You read
it he's calling for large scale revolt in the country.
I have said it many times. I will again remind
you that you don't know a single Democrat. I'm not

(07:12):
talking about ones on TV either in your life, relative, friend, coworker.
You don't know one who looked at them arresting Donald
Trump and every jurisdiction in the country, which obviously means
it was ridiculous trumped up charges. You don't know a
single Democrat who has said to you, we shouldn't have
done that. That was an abuse of power. You know.

(07:35):
The lesson they took from it. We didn't go near
far enough, not near. That's the only lesson they learned
from that four year tyranny we just lived through. Not
just the people in power, everyday democrats. Their lesson was,
we have got to hit them a lot harder next time. Wow,

(07:57):
we got to send the FBI after more people. We
should arrest them all. Let's just kill a bunch. That's
the lesson they learned. What kind of things might be
in store the next time the communists take power in
this country. Now, don't take my word for it. Allow
me to introduce you to the governor of Illinois, a

(08:19):
man who will be in the running to be the
next president of the United States of America. The tables
will turn someday.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
These people should recognize that maybe they're not going to
get prosecuted today, although we're looking at doing that, but
they may get prosecuted after the Trump administration for the
things that they did because the statute limitations won't have run.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
What people is he talking about? Who are these criminals
that the next Democrat president intends to prosecute ICE agents?
He's talking about the ICE agents who are currently going
around the country arresting murderers, thieves, and sex offend in

(09:00):
deporting them. Democrats are already talking about arresting ICE members
who deported illegals. If they come back one day, and
it's inevitable they will come back one day, we have
to understand that they are going to be more committed

(09:21):
than before, not less more committed than before. So what
does all that mean, Because this wasn't supposed to be.
It's not doom and gloom. What does that mean? Oh
my gosh, They're going to return to power one day,
and when they do, they're going to be more committed.
They're going to be more vicious, They're going to be
more tyrannical. Well, here's what it means. We have to

(09:44):
act as if they will counter attack, and we have
to make preparations to ensure the counter attack will be
less severe for us. We have to do things in
preparation for them coming back and being more vicious. We

(10:05):
have to use this time, the time we have now.
We have bought ourselves precious, precious time, and we have
to use it wisely because we're not going to be
in management forever. One day the animals are coming back
to power. Let's talk a bit about using that precious time.
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Twenty third? I almost forgot Jewish producer Chris just reminded
me on the twenty third, that's next Thursday. I'm once

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again not going to be here, but once again it's
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(13:25):
is jealous. Let's go back to what we were talking
about all right, so we already covered. When they come back,
they'll be more vicious than they were before. They will
be more committed than they were before, not less. They
don't look at what they just did and say, wow,
that was too much, Wow we did wrong. They think
they didn't do enough. We didn't hit them hard enough.

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That's how they think. So what we have to do
is prepare for a counter attack. You know how often
we talk about the Korean War because it's one of
my favorite things to talk about, But this is a
great example of attacking and counter attacking. When we had
to go try to run the Chinese off of a hilltop,

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they're dug in trenches, fighting holes, and we have to
fight our way up, and men are dying and fighting
and dying and fighting, and it's bad, and we finally
take the hill. We always knew that they, having been
run off the hill, they were going to regroup and
they were going to come back and counterattack. We knew

(14:31):
they were coming, So when we took the top of
a hill in Korea, we didn't start lighting campfires and
eating s'mores and singing kumbai ya and playing we are
the Champion by Queen. Immediately upon taking the hill, because
you know a counter attack is coming, you start filling sandbags.
You take the trenches that are there, you make them deeper.

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You start stocking up AMMO, immediately stacking up grenades. They're
coming back, and they're going to be angry when they
get here, So prepare, prepare to make it hard for them.
Here's what I'm saying to you tonight, your area of control,

(15:18):
whatever area that might be in your life, you should
be using the time we've been bought, the time we
have bought. Time we've been bought, the time has been
given to UT's put it that way, because I can't
speak English. We should be using the time that's been
given to us to fill sandbags, to dig trenches. Meaning,

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if you live in a red area of any kind,
maybe you're in a red suburb of a blue city,
maybe you're in a red part of a red state,
and you're as red as it gets, you should be
and you should understand that you don't have near enough sandbags.
You don't you don't have near enough fortifications. Meaning the
Republicans who hold power in your area are weak and pathetic,

(16:03):
and you need to be as angry and committed to
running them out of office right now as you were
when Joe Biden was tearing it up, Because the next
time one of these communists takes power, they're going to
do unimaginable things. Unimaginable things. Do the Republicans who have
office in your area, school board, state legislature, I don't
care what. Do they have the guts to stand up

(16:26):
for you. I'll be honest, the way the Chicago politicians
stand up for the animals. Chicago politicians, Illinois politicians, governor, mayor,
all the way down. They'll put it on the line
to protect an illegal Alian gang rapist so he doesn't
get deported. Is that disgusting, horrible and wrong? And every

(16:47):
way you bet it is. Will your Republican governor do
that for you? Will your Republican state senator, city councilman?
What preparations are you making now in anticipation of having
a much more vicious, much more violent communists take power

(17:09):
next time? Because that's the only way that goes. Honestly,
I want you to read this Atlantic article. I've never
tried to get you to read an Atlantic article. The
headline is American needs mass movement now, and he essentially
is panicking beyond belief. Not just panicking about Donald Trump.

(17:30):
He is fretting deeply that this movement, our movement to
the right, is going to last long after Donald Trump.
It's the end of the world. We gotta act now,
revolution time. This is how these people think. They are
not sorry for the demonic things they have done, not
even a little bit. They are ten times as committed

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now as they were before. We clearly didn't jail enough
of them. We clearly didn't get enough of them fired,
We didn't get enough of them debanked. We didn't censor
enough of them off social media. We better do more
next time. That's the lesson. The democrats in this country
learned one hundred percent of them one hundred percent. I'll
adjust that number to ninety nine. The first time I

(18:14):
hear a Democrat say we probably shouldn't have arrested Trump
in every jurisdiction in America. Maybe that was too far.
They didn't learn a lesson. Are you filling sandbags or
are you sitting on the beach? We'll move on. I
want to talk a little bit about Barack Obama, because
he's of course out there and can't help himself. Also,

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if including our history. We did an hour two last night.
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We're going to be talking about these bounties on ice
agent heads. I've mentioned it before, but the more I
think about it, here's what's bothering me. Here's why we
reached out to Brandon today. The cartels have historically not

(20:27):
pushed it too far, not pushed it too far going
after our guys. And I know about your Border patrol agents,
DEA agents, but historically they know where to stop. That
would be quite a step if they're actually putting bounties
on the heads of ice agents. And I'm going to
talk to Brandon about it and see the validity of

(20:49):
that story. I'm not sure if I buy it. If
it's true, that's quite an escalation set that outside. I'm
going to go back to talking about Barack Obama. You're
emailing about it because he's all over the news. Barack
Obama's back, Jesse. I'm tired to Barack Obama. But listen.
It's helpful when you listen. When communists talk. We should listen,

(21:11):
and there is a talk we have had many times before.
In fact, I'm grateful he came out and talked again
because he basically he reinforced everything I talked to you about.
So let me say it again. The communist is a
religious sell it. As you know, he believes his religion
is the one true religion. All other religions they are

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heretical any other belief system. It has to be purged,
It has to be stopped in order for the one
true religion to finally take power. So let me ask
you something. Are you religious in some way? You know
Chris is Jewish? Do you understand? Are you religious in

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any way? Are you a Christian? Maybe let's use that
as an example. Would you like the local coffee shop
to display Bible versus maybe even have a cross on
the wall. You probably would, right your school, even the
public school? The Ten Commandments? What's wrong with the Ten Commandments?

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Even if you don't believe it, it isn't Aren't those all
good lessons? I've said that to people before. Are don't steal,
you don't murder anybody? These are good things. Would you
want that in your school? You would like your religion
woven into everything to some level. Right, so does the communist,

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But it's not just about being woven into He doesn't want.
He doesn't care if the local coffee shop wants to
have a gay pride flag hanging up. Whether or not
they want to, it's not important. When he sees that
coffee shop, he's diase an institution that has some power.

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They have some money, they have advertising, they have customers
who come through, they get people's eyes in ears. And
because they have some power, they should work for the revolution.
They can do so willingly. That would be great. If
they choose to not do that, then he has two
options in his mind. You can destroy that institution, boycott, bankrupt, arson,

(23:27):
destroy that coffee shop, or better for the Communists usually
is infiltrate it and take it over. If they're showing
the Ten Commandments instead of your gay pride flag, buy it,
sue them, harass them, take over the management position, do
whatever you have to do so you can finally get

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to the point where you can tear those dirty Ten
Commandments off the wall and put up the tranny flag
right next to the Black Lives Matter flag. Every sin
he sees everything, schools, coffee shops, the NFL, the FBI,
a law office, Hollywood. Everything he sees he believes should

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work exclusively on behalf of his religion, exclusively for his revolution.
That's how the communist looks at the world. People who
don't have this domineering way of thinking, which is probably you.
I don't think that way either. People who don't have
that way of thinking struggle to understand. That's why the

(24:37):
communist operates the way he operates. Find something, either it
works for your revolution, or you a destroy it or
be take it over to ensure it will work for
your revolution. And so you can call on that institution
whenever you need that institution. Right now, you know how

(24:58):
I mentioned, I just got done talking about it. The
culture is going our way. The country is moving away
from the communists, and they're moving towards us. They know this.
So Barack Obama, Hey, Barack, what should be happening right now?
Now that you're losing some cultural and political power.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Right now, there's just a little discomfort. And so when
I say, for example, if you're a law firm, you
know you saying to we're going to represent who we
want and we're going to stand up for what we
think is our core mission of upholding the law. And

(25:38):
maybe we'll lose some business for that, but that's what
we believe, that's what's needed.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Plus I'll let them keep going. Believe he's got more
to say. Barack Obama sees the legal profession, law firms.
What does he see We just talked about it something
that could be used for the revolution? What's that mean? Well,
a law firm, you shouldn't ever represent a Republican. You're

(26:07):
supposed to be helping the revolution. So if Donald Trump
finds himself with criminal charges in every jurisdiction in the country,
which he basically did, Donald Trump, billionaire real estate developer,
would normally have access to the finest attorneys in the
United States of America who charge ungodly amounts of money.

(26:28):
But instead he had to go to smaller, boutique boutique
I don't know how to say it, smaller boutique law
firms in order to grab attorneys to represent him. Why
did he just like how Aleena Haba looks. No, the
big law firms wouldn't represent him. They've become tools of

(26:50):
the revolution. And what else is Barack Obama saying, Hey,
we've got charges looks like they're coming down. We already
have Tiss James indicted. We have these John Bolton looks
to be in trouble, John Brennan, James Coby, possible, Christopher Waite.
But it might get bad for some of these communists.
What's Barack Obama saying, Hey, fancy law firm, how about

(27:13):
you set aside those two thousand dollars an hour fees
and do the right thing for the revolution and go
represent them for free law firms. The legal profession just
another institution that should be used for the revolution.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
If you're a university president, say, well, you know what
this will hurt if we lose some grant money in
the federal government. But that's what indowments are for. Let's
see if we can ride this out, because what we're
not going to do is compromise our basic academic independence.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
If you're a business, what's happening in the university system.
Our university system is sadly, disgustingly funded in large part
by the government. Federal government and state government funded by you.
All those evil communist institutions doing whatever they can to

(28:07):
train future maoists. Yeah, they do so with your tax money.
Lots of the time grants and things like that. The
Trump administration has to their credit, they have come out
and said, hey, Harvard, there's no more federal money coming
your way. If you continue things like racist enrollment practices

(28:28):
where you censor out the Asians and just bring in
as many black people as possible. That's racist. We're not
allowing that anymore. But Barack Obama wants them to stand strong,
scolding them. Hey institutions, Hey universities, I don't care about
the money. Remember, you work for the revolution and only

(28:51):
for the revolution. He's not done. I'll play some more
in a moment. Before I play it, he's about to
talk about businesses. I think it was an accident that
one day you woke up and the street animals are
burning down police precincts with corporate sponsorship. Did you not
think that was amazing? Well, that was another thing the

(29:15):
communists recognized. The business. The business environment in any country
is an institution with large quantities of money that flow
through it, large amounts of influence. And so you paid
your Verizon bille, you paid your AT and T bill,
you paid your T mobile bill, and then woke up
the next day to find your money funding communism on

(29:38):
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(30:41):
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to some emails here in just a moment. I wanted
to play something though, because alcohol, some people can handle
it and some people can't. Some people you've probably known

(31:06):
people like this. Maybe this is you. Some people can
go out to dinner and have a beer, have a
glass of wine. Stop there, go home, have a good
night's sleep, wake up, live normal. Others this has been
me in my life. Others can't have one, You might
as well have ten. Now that's how I used to be.

(31:27):
It's terrible that that's some people, right. And then there
are the worst, the worst, and these are the people
who should never ever ever even consider touching a drop
of alcohol. It's not just that they have one and
that leads to ten. They get violent and mean I

(31:52):
have more than one friend that way. Eventually you just
got to stop hanging out with them. Is they turn
into a different person. I will always believe it's some
sort of chemical thing where the alcohol just doesn't mix
well with what that body type or something, and they
get violent, which of course brings us to Grandma vodka.

(32:13):
Nancy what Chris Nancy Pelosi has been drunk for a
long time, and this has been This has been a
very common thing in historically of powerful people struggling with alcohol.
The mongol Cons struggle with alcohol, like half of them
drank themselves to death. There's something about getting a bunch

(32:36):
of power. Maybe it's because you can sleep in the
next day. I don't know. Maybe I don't know what
the reasoning is. But people who get powerful really struggle
with alcohol. And we all remember, I would say, four
or five years ago, Nancy Pelosi went from being this
I'm not gonna say, wonderful speaker, but certainly a clear communicator,

(32:58):
no question about that, advanced safe. She did a lot
of that. That's how the angry drunk begins. And then
you drink for long enough, the chemical imbalance in your
brain gets bad enough you just turn mean. She's in
the twilight of her career, no question about that. Not

(33:20):
even the head Democrat in the House of Representatives anymore.
And Nancy Pelosi doesn't want to answer any more questions
about January sixth. National Guard on January sixth, shut up,
hang on, let me restart. Let me restart the audio
since Jewish producer Chris didn't have the soundboard on in time,
so I'll restart the whole thing. Don't worry, Chris. Let

(33:40):
us know whenever you're ready. No rush. Why did you
refuse the National Guard on January sixth.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Shut up, I did not refuse the National Guard the
President didn't send it. Why are you coming here with
republican talking points as if you're a serious.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Journal You shut up something, Oh, I get me another bourbon?
You shut up. You're not even a You're not Why
did you refuse the National Guard on January sixth?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Shut up?

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I did not refuse the National Guard. The president didn't
send it. Why are you coming here with republican talking
points as if you're a serious journal.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I'll tell you, you know, watching Grandma vodka age makes me
a little jealous. You know why I don't mind getting older.
I joke about the fact I'm losing my hair and
my beard's going gray, and how life is. It's how
life now. They got to touch up your ears when
you go get your haircuts. It's terrible, but it is

(34:38):
what it is. I don't mind getting older. In fact,
I can't wait to be even older than I am
now so I can just straight yell at everybody. That's
the way I'm gonna be. I'm totally committed to it.
It's not something i'm dreading. I'm looking forward to today
where I could just be a jerk to anyone I want.
It's gonna be fantastic. Jesse. Given that the cartels have

(35:02):
bounties on ice officers, aren't US officials who legislate no
masks giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Okay, we'll
address the US officials saying no masks. We'll address that
in a moment. But this whole bounty on ice officers heads.
Remember Christy nome I played to you the audio she

(35:23):
came out and she said, Hey, we're finding out it's
ten thousand dollars for a day at ice officer. The
cartels are paying for bounties. I am. I'm curious about that,
and I'm curious because cartels have historically understood there are
limits to the escalation. There are limits. Otherwise you're going

(35:46):
to risk the ire of the United States government, and
that's a good way to die. I am bringing on
Brandon Darby a half hour from right now, and I'm
going to ask him, and he's going to give it
to us straight. I'm going to ask him, does that
sound legit to you? I'm not saying it's not legit.
Maybe the bounties out there, this is something that's happening.

(36:07):
But the more I think about it, the more I
think to myself, you are the cartels. You already have
Donald Trump blowing your boats out of the water, declaring
that he's going to wipe you from the face of
the planet. It would be the all time bad timing
Award if you paid to have an ice agent killed.

(36:28):
Good God, it would be the Marines going into Mexico.
It would be bad. It'd be really really bad. But
I don't know, I don't know. I'll tell you this,
We're all going to need some chalk for this journey
we're on, because we're all going to need to be
in good moods and full of energy. And that's what
chock will do. You don't realize how much your mind

(36:49):
is foggy right now. You don't realize it because your
testosterone going down happens slowly over time, and so every
day is a little foggier and a little fog year
and a little fog year. And then you discover natural
herbal supplements from chalk, and you start and every day,

(37:10):
I'd say after about thirty days, maybe sixty, the fog
lifts a little more, a little more, a little more.
Soon you're ninety days in your tea levels are up
twenty percent, and you're thinking to yourself good grief. I
was half brain dead before I started it. Do you
want to feel great, better mood, full of energy, You
get home from work and you're ready to go do stuff.

(37:31):
You're not even out of gas. Chok will give you that.
Go try some natural herbal supplements from Chalk. They have
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(37:54):
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