October 9, 2025 • 38 mins
Hanging around people with severe mental delusions. Talking briefly on the Israel Gaza peace. Why doesn’t anything work anymore. Samurai vs Janissary.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday, an
amazing Thursday, and ask doctor Jesse Thursday and I'm in
(00:32):
the best mood. We're gonna have so much fun tonight.
We're gonna talk about what what if the Communists do
something back to us? Is that something we should be
worried about? Why doesn't anything work anymore? Some guy has
a wife who used to be an illegal, now she's
legal and turned into a nag. Somebody wants to know
if he should keep hanging out with trannys. Are you
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allowed to argue with veterans? And who would win in
a fight? Samuraizer Janice? Oh, that so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before
I dig into the questions, and honestly, I'm gonna spend
a minute. I've mentioned it last night. I'm going to
mention it briefly right now. I know about the peace deal.
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I don't care because I don't believe it there I
couldn't possibly lay it out any more frankly than that,
I think this thing is going to last about as
long as a pack of fruit stripe gum. I do
think the Trump administration deserves all the credit in the
world for their efforts constantly trying to make peace everywhere
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around the world. I think that's wonderful. Trump is great
at this. I applaud him, I applaud everybody involved. I
just don't think this is a big story because I
don't think it's gonna last. Forgive me if I don't
believe Hamas is going to lay down their arms and
go become uber drivers, although I'm pretty sure I had
one of them last night. Now let's move on Jesse.
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As a law enforcement officer who's lucky enough to work
somewhere that hasn't been taken over by a scumbag commie,
I think it's great we finally have a president who's
willing to take chances and address the issues of violent
animals taking over the streets and willing to send in
the troops to protect our cities. My only concern is
that setting certain precedents will come back to haunt us
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if the Commis take over. They tend to take things
to extreme. I feel like the first thing they would
do is use it to shut down and imprison anyone
who's against their cause like before, but way worse. What
say you?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So one, that's a very valid concern obviously, But I'm
going to tell you something and it's going to sound dark,
but it's not meant to be dark, honestly, it's meant
to be liberating. So hear me out here. You know
how bad it was under Joe Biden. I know you remember, obviously,
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it wasn't that long ago. The censorship, the FBI, CIA,
that the DOJ, the complete insane levels of tyranny and
corruption and mandates, and I know you remember all of it. Okay,
you got it. They're going to do worse next time.
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They did everything they could possibly do, everything that was
within their power to do, to use the government to
smash their political opponents. They did it last time. And
what lesson do you think they learned from that? I
have asked you before. I have asked you before if
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you know a single Democrat in your life who has
expressed regret that Democrats tried to throw Donald Trump in
prison so he couldn't be president. I have asked This
is a nationwide show, coast to coast, from New York
to Hawaii and everywhere in between. I don't even know
(04:15):
how many people are listening right now. I've asked several times,
do you know one Democrat who has said, Ah, that
probably wasn't the right thing to do. To have a
bunch of Democrat prosecutors try to imprison the Republican nominee
probably wasn't the right thing to do. Do you know
one Democrat? No, you don't, because I've asked a million times.
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We haven't gotten one email, not one. Do you know
why they don't regret it? They don't regret it at all.
Do you know the lesson they learned from it? I
know this is going to hurt to hear, But do
you know the lesson the communists learned from it? From Biden,
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from arresting Trump, from that they didn't go far enough?
I know that that is hard to hear and accept that.
You sat and I sat, and we watched such unspeakable
evil being done. They sent the Federal Bureau of Investigation
into Facebook to tell them to delete your account. Levels
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of tyranny unimaginable in this country. And they don't think
they went far enough. Nobody has talked to a single
Democrat that has said, wow, yeah, that kind of was wrong. Yeah.
I mean throwing a hissy fit after Roe versus Waight
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got overturned and digging up an old obscure law so
we could throw pro lifers in prison. Dah, that was
probably too far. We shouldn't have done that. There's not
a single Democrat in the United States of America who
thinks that was wrong. What I'm saying is, it is
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an understandable concern that they're going to do worse the
next time. If we do this, then they'll do that.
If we do this, then they'll do that. It's a
very very understandable concern. But allow me to liberate you
from that concern. Whatever we do now, it will not
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affect what they do next. If these people take power again, ever,
they will do worse. They will do every single thing
they can possibly think of within their power to smash you.
They will use every avenue, whether it be lawful, lawless, violence,
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you name it. They The lesson Democrats learned from four
years of Maoist evil was they didn't go far enough.
If they had gone far enough, Republicans wouldn't have all
this power now. We clearly were too weak. I keep
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bringing it up, but I'll bring it up again and
again and again, because every single poll reflects the exact
same thing. Democrats are dissatisfied with their leadership. Why because
they're too pro tranny, because they open up the border
too much. Nope, none of those things are a concern
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for Democrats. They're upset that their leadership isn't fighting Trump
hard enough. They're upset. The number one thing Democrats are
upset about, the word they use for their leadership is
their weak. Democrats are not crying out for a saner,
(07:56):
more moderate Democrat party. They are crying out for a
more vicious one. It doesn't matter what you do now,
what Trump does now, national Guard deportations. Yeah, play the poll, Chris.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Democrats in Congress oppose Trump too often? Just four percent?
How about the right amount? Just nineteen percent? How about
not enough? You don't have to be a mathematical genius
to know that. This is the largest number on your screen.
Seventy seven percent of Democratic voters say that their party
in Congress does not oppose Donald Trump nearly enough. They
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want them to fight Trump more. When you get seventy
seven percent of your own party agreeing on something, you
know that is the direction that they wish their representatives
and cenators in Congress in Washington actually.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Went, I wish we were not in this situation we're
in with a Democrat party that is insane. I would
rewind back to nineteen ninety right now if I could,
honestly the year two, I could. And it's not that
I would have been a Democrat back then, but you
could talk to them, you could get along with them.
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But for a variety of reasons, they have lost their
ever loving minds. And it's not just the Jasmine Crocketts
of the world. It's not just the aocs, it's not
just the Antifa animals in the streets. The normal, everyday,
run of the mill Democrat is an insane communists now
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who wants to burn you to the ground and your
country along with it. And only they can change that.
You look, unburden yourself. You can't fix it. You can't
fix them. Only they can fix them. And as of
this moment, this may change. But as of this moment,
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what does it date today? Chris October ninth, As of
October ninth, twenty twenty five, they don't want to Whatever
we do now, it won't affect what they do when
they come back. When they come back, and they will
one day, who knows when that'll be. When they come back,
they will do worse than they did last time. That's
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the lesson they learned. We didn't go far enough. Oh
arrested a bunch of Republicans, arrested Donald Trump. Clearly, we
didn't throw them in a cage deep and dark enough.
Because they're back, that's what they learned. Do with that,
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Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
I am sorry that I will be gone tomorrow. It
is not my fault. It is a business thing. I swear.
I'm not going to the beach somewhere. I'm not sipping
on my ties. It's a business thing. I'll be back
on Monday for medal of honor Monday and we will
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have us a real good time again next week. All right,
all right, So that's why we're doing ask doctor Jesse
Thursday today. And look, I'm I'm going to play the
man because he does deserve praise for what he did.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And just the whole world came together, to be honest,
so many countries that you wouldn't have even thought of it,
and they came together. The world has come together around
this deal. And that's something I would say that without that,
it wouldn't happen, you know, having the ability to deal
with trade, having the ability to use tariffs to help
(12:34):
me make a point, the tariffs have brought peace to
the world. I'm telling you, they brought peace to the world,
and not only here but with so many other deals.
You know, I've made seven peace deals where countries were,
in many cases thirty thirty one years, one thirty five, one,
thirty seven years, they've been fighting in millions of people
being killed, and I brought peace.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, look, let's hope it last. Yes, Actually, this guy says,
dear showgun oracle. My dad was a grumpy old man.
But now that he's gone, I'm wondering if he wasn't
grumpy enough. Nothing works anymore. I'm not even talking about
the energy efficient washer dryers that break down all the time,
but little things. My wife bought an expensive set of
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scissors a year ago. Today they couldn't cut through tissue paper.
When cleaning out my dad's house. Recently I found scissors
I used as a kid worked good as new. Why
does nothing work these days? I thought the question was
very very interesting because it's very very true, and I
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should I should put a huge disclaimer on what I'm
about to say. We all, I know, I definitely do.
We all look back at the past fondly, probably more
fondly than it was. That's a very human thing to do.
(14:02):
Things from our childhood of food that tasted better than
it actually was experiences. We remember them better than they
actually were. There's a psychology to this that I don't
fully understand. But we all do this. You do it,
I do it. It's a very common thing. So that's
that's a disclaimer. But to his point, he's correct. Why
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why doesn't anything work anymore? Remember I told you I
bought that midlife crisis car when I signed with Premiere.
Never bought anything like that in my life. I always
just sat pickups forwards. GMC's just pickups, drive pickup trucks.
But just wanted to do something. I don't know, kind
of crazy. It was a midlife crisis car. Told ab
I was gonna do it. She said, go go, you
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deserve it. Go do it, and don't get wrong. It
was fun, it was fast. Everything broke on it all
the time, all the time, all the time. Time he'd
started up. Oh no, I'm sorry. You have to sit
here in the garage while we reboot the software system.
You're driving down the road. You're thinking, Oh, things are
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gonna be great, everything's gonna be fine. Nope, another thing
is rattling. I have to reset this. Oh this light
is on. I'd never had these problems with my forward.
What Chris Chris said, is this the one that tried
to crush me? Yes, yes, you get in. It's got
all these fancy seat settings where you could adjust this
little thing and that little thing. You could make this
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thing basically formed to your backside. How great was it.
I'd start the car and it would smash me into
the dashboard every time. If my fingerprint scanner, yes I
needed a fingerprint scanner, if my hand was too greasy
or wet or something, it wouldn't scan my fingerprint. And
it's jamming me into this pedometer. Why doesn't anything work anymore?
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There are a ton of reasons for this. The outsourcing
to crappy, foreign, third world places is a huge reason
for it. I have tried very hard. I am not successful.
Neither are you. I'm sure I've tried very hard to
stop buying things that are made in China and Cambodia
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in all these other places, because they farm out the
work to these third world dumps where basic slave labor.
You're sitting in there twelve hours a day. They're not
trying to assemble the greatest thing in the world. They're
trying to assemble as many things as humanly possible and
send it out cheap. Things got cheap. That's part of
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the equation. Another part of the equation. Don't dismiss this
are the diversity efforts in the United States of America.
What have I called diversity over and over and over again,
the death of everything, not just big things, little things too.
You mentioned scissors, that Scissor company. Look about how what
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are their diversity efforts in recent years. The second you
diversify something on purpose, the second you stop making skills
the top priority. Whatever you're diversifying will get worse no
matter what, because you're eliminating qualified people. Nope, we can't
have them. We can't have them. Oh he's too white,
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he's too this, he's to that. Oh everything sucks, now,
do you do you know one of the main reasons
we don't engineer incredible things in this country the way
we used to because there are legions of highly intelligent
white kids who can't even get into college now because
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of the color of the skin. They'll go grab another
one hundred thousand people from India and give them the
engineering job. And the American listening to me right now
in Omaha, Nebraska, he can't he's got to go do
something else because he can't even get into school. That's reality,
and it slowly but surely kills everything around us. It's very,
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very real, and it is a problem. Let's hope it
gets fixed. All right, Let's let's move on. Somebody's friends
with the trainning wants to know if that should continue.
Some guy's common law wife turned into a coming. All
that and so much more, Let's talk real quickly about money. No, no,
(18:26):
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Speaker 1 (19:42):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday.
And I got all your emails about the Siege of Malta,
which we did the last two nights. You know what's funny,
Whenever I do history, I have no earthly idea how
it's going to land, And sometimes I think, ah, I'm
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not sure if they even liked it. I'm not sure that.
I don't even know if that, I don't know if
that was the right thing to do. I don't know if.
I don't know if I told that story the right way.
And every single time you love it blows me away.
If you missed it the last two nights, go download
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or saying ugly things. It's just not going to happen here.
So go enjoy a little siege of Malta. Talk you
got that, you heard the email last night. Even the
street comedies enjoy it. Just go enjoy some history. Jesse,
I'm a twenty seven year old man. I've always leaned
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Christian conservative. However, I stay friends with many leftists over
the years, as far back as high school, and a
couple of them he even became trannies. As the rhetoric
is increased over the years, their behavior became more and
more extreme. I've always stayed friendly because, like Charlie Kirk
always said, when people stopped communicating, they get violent. I
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recently went to dinner at my close friend's house who
is trans, and was shocked to hear them celebrating Charlie
Kirk's murder right to my face. I feel conflicted now
because I can't come to terms with the fact that
people I called friends for years celebrating the death of
someone who thought a lot like me, and they didn't
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seem to realize how disturbing they were behaving. One of
my other friends who thinks more like me said I
should have stopped being around them the second they became
trans and that I shouldn't associate with leftists? Was my
friend right and Charlie Kirk wrong? Is there no communication
possible with these communist animals? Having become a father recently,
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I've begun to feel I need to cut anyone out
who is like that. What do you say? Do I
cut off the crazy comies in my life? All right?
So here are a couple things. First, let me clarify
you really don't want to ever give up on anyone.
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You know, always keep them in your prayers. However, let
me ask you if you and I were friends. You
and I were friends, and I go from being a
normal human being to thinking that I can fly. Every
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time we get together, I tell you that I can fly,
that I'm going to go jump off a bridge, that
I'm going to go to the highest building around and
jump off bridge. When I get around your wife, your children,
I tell them that I can fly. I tell them,
in fact, not only do I think I can fly,
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that I can turn into a bird, and that I'm
going to I'm going to slowly but surely start gluing
feathers to myself and I'm going to become a bird
and I'm going to fly. Do you think I'm somebody
safe to be around? Do you think I'm somebody you
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should allow in your home, around your children. Look, I
would hope that you would pray for me, but you
need to let me go trans transgender. This trany insanity.
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These people, they are mentally ill. You do not have
to hate them, You certainly don't have to yell at them.
But they are mentally ill people who need professional help.
They need your prayer, they need professional help. But they
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are shattered mentally. And this is increasing because the evil
communists we know them as Democrats are trying to increase it.
Big Pharma is trying to increase it with drugs. Doctors
are trying to increase it because they make money off
these disgusting surgeries. So you take somebody who's mentally ill,
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Imagine it's me telling everyone I can turn into a bird,
and then I have a psychiatrist saying absolutely, I believe
you are a bird. I think you can turn into
a bird. In fact, let me give you a prescription here.
This will make it easier on your mind that as
you transition into a bird. And then I eventually go
into the doctor's office say doctor, I feel like I'm
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turning into a bird and I can fly, And he says, absolutely,
you can fly. In fact, why don't we schedule you
for a surgery next week where we'll chop your arms
off and we'll glue wings to your arms. So now
I went from being somebody mentally ill who has problems.
Now I have people everywhere who I think are in
positions of authority. They are confirming my mental they are
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affirming my mental illness, They're confirming all of my delusions.
Am I somebody you should dine with? Your friends were
celebrating the assassination of a thirty one year old husband
and father because your friends are sick. They're very, very sick,
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and you need to stay away from them for your
own sake, for the sake of your family. And look,
I'm not saying you can't ever minister to them in
some way, bring them a meal, you can touch. Of course,
of course you do that for people who are struggling,
no different than no different than working in a homeless shelter.
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You ever do that, done that before you know what
you encounter. All day long. People who are drugged out,
mentally ill, mentally broken. You can go serve help, but
you're not throwing them in the back of your car
and driving them down to Red Lobster for cheddar Bay biscuits. No, no, no, no, no,
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I'm sorry. I know that hurts, but you need to
get these people out of your life. They have moved
on and embraced a level of mental illness. It's not
just going to hurt them and hurt others. It could
very easily hurt you if you had a friend who
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became a very violent person, maybe not even necessarily with you.
They just love to punch. People love to get in
fights all the time. Every time you went out, even
at Red Lobster, he goes and pounds ten beers and
starts throwing punches at the bartender. Would you continue to
go out with him or would you say, now you know,
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I've got to move on. Your friends are broken mentally
and they are going to become more violent, because that's
what happens when your mind starts to melt and you
get that affirmed by people in positions of authority. I've
told you this before too. Don't ignore the drug aspect.
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Of this. Did you know that? I'm sure it's just
the case in other states, but I can confirm it.
I know this for a fact in Texas. Did you
know the pharmaceutical companies they will sponsor these LGBTQ demonic
filth parades here? Did you know that? Why? Why do
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you think that?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Because if you can shatter somebody mentally that way, they're
going to buy your drugs for the rest of their
probably very short lives. They will be buying your drugs
until the day you kill yourself. That's the truth. Sad,
it's horrible, it's evil, it's wrong, but that's the truth.
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Let them go, all right, let's get out of this.
Let's talk just a little bit about history. And then
someone wants to know or you allowed to argue with
a veteran what's this guy supposed to do about his
Mexican wife who's going crazy on him? Before we get
to that. And you know what else is crazy? Not
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday,
and ask doctor Jesse Thursday. Member. You can email us.
We're live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
before I get back to the questions, remember we were
talking last night about Katie Porker because she did that
interview and it was just a disaster.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
And what I'm saying to you is that, well to
those voters, okay, so you I don't want to keep
doing this. I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You're not gonna do the interview with them?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Nope, not like this. I'm not not with seven follow
ups to every single question you ask.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Every other candidate has a I don't care.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I don't care. I want to have a pleasant, positive.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, So a horrible person, and remember what I said,
you try to get to a bigger stage. It's going
to expose how horrible you are to more and more people.
Politico dug up this brilliant little gem. I know you
can't see it, but Katie Porker is talking to the
camera and some she's at a kitchen and some girl
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comes out behind her. You can see the girl walk
out into the kitchen. It's some staffer who works for
How does Katie Porker handle it? Remember, as I play this,
remember this is how Katie Porker acts when the cameras
are rolling. How does Katie Porker act.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
When we're gonna lose more than half a million Californians
dying prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the
state could lose out of my shot, I wanted to
sell you that that's actually incorrect. It's not that it's
electric vehicles. It's that if you don't need the committments,
pars climbentquor Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
It does.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Okay, you also were in my shot before that. Stay
out of my shot.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Why don't you stay out of my shot? Chris? You
know what I think. I know you've never been in it,
but I could see you doing that. And so now
you know what, I'm going to start acting more like
Katie Porker. That's what we're gonna start laying down the
law around here. Just a terrible, terrible person oracle. Simple question,
who would win in a fight, the Japanese samurai or
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the Ottoman Janissaries? Both were equally armed at some point
in history. Your siege of multi Lesson got me wondering.
His name is Brian. Okay, First, one thing I didn't
say about the Janissaries, the Ottoman Janissaries. Did you know
there were slaves? They were oftentimes Christian slaves. They would
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again it's a Muslim empire of conquest. They would capture
Christians and force them into military training. Yeah, there are
slights anyway, Who would win in a fight? It's hard
for me. It's hard for me to believe anybody could
really probably defeat if we're talking about a one on
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one battle here, because remember, you you fight as a collective.
You fight, you know, you fight as a team. That's
how armies fight. But if we're talking one on one,
it's hard for me to believe that anybody could probably
defeat a Japanese Samurai. Remember the Samurai they went toe
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to toe with the Mongols. The Mongols are the greatest
army ever. Now, that Mongol army that crossed the ocean
to try to invade Japan. You remember, that's when the
hurricane came, the typhoon came and wiped them out. But
they had landed and they did get a foothold, they
got a toe hold in Japan. But the Japanese Samurai,
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they were given the Mongols everything they could handle. The Mongols.
The Mongols were blowing through everybody and they ran up
against the Japanese Samurai and they were all, whoa, my gosh,
those Samurai were bad, bad bad dudes. Man, bad dudes,
by the way, he Chris forgot to tell you, you
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know how I've been dreaming about going to Japan. I mean,
I've been to Japan. But that was in the Marines.
It wasn't the most it wasn't the nicest trip. I've
been dreaming about going to Japan. I was looking it
up because I do this sometimes. They have a samurai
museum in Japan and you can do samurai training. Or what, Chris,
(34:24):
why are you being like this? Or I am not
too tall to be a samurai. It's an advantage, Chris,
I would have a I would have a rich advantage.
But okay, I'll give you that. Maybe I am too
tall to be a samurai. The good news is they
have two different schools at this museum. They have a
samurai school in a ninja school. I can be a ninja.
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Of course, I could be a ninja. You I've told
you before how elusive I am. How I can people
think because I'm so big that everyone notices me. But
I can disappear like that in plain sight, I can disappear.
I kind of blend into the crowd. I just understand.
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I have this. I have this covert instinct that not
very many people have. I'm going to do the ninja school.
I'm going to go and I'm going to do the
ninja school. And it's going to be amazing. I've wanted
to be a ninja ever since I watched that movie
American Ninja. If he can do it, I can do
it anyway. The Samurai are going to beat the janisaries.
(35:34):
Have you have you? Have you taken any classes yet
for Hillsdale. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. What are
you going to do without me? I have a good idea.
Why don't you go do something for free? You know
how this show's free. Hillsdale gives out their wisdom for free.
More than forty free online courses. A lot of these
(35:55):
I would take if it interests you, you know, if
it interests you, take this if it interests you. Understanding
capitalism it's a seven lecture course. That's one everyone should take,
whether or not that interests you or not. It's important
to understand how an economy is supposed to work. Why
does free market? Why does that work?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Take that course? At least take that course all right.
Hillsdale dot Edu slash jesse is where you go to
enroll Hillsdale dot edu slash jesse. The others look, I
like the history stuff more because it's more interesting. Capitalism
is important that that's an important one. Go take that one. Jesse.
(36:40):
I recently had a heated exchange with a veteran. To
put it mildly, he was at a no King's protest.
I think he's a trader. I never served, but my
father was in World War Two, and your opinion, did
I overstep my bounds. I understand the inclination for Patrin
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to automatically respect veterans, and that's good. I'm glad we
are that way. I'm that way too. The second I
see that guy in the grocery store with his Korean
War hat, my respect meter goes through the roof in
the exact same way. I get that, But being a
veteran does not automatically exempt you from people arguing with you.
(37:21):
It doesn't make you right about everything. It doesn't mean
you're not a dirt ball. Honestly, a lot of the
heroes we talk about heroes, we know they come back
in their scumbags. It's the way it works. Because you
are brave and serve your country with honor does not
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magically make you a wonderful person. One of the best
warriors I ever served with in my life. I was
in Iraq with him. We walked the streets of bag
Dad together. Was a total dirt ball. I mean a
complete dirt ball. You're in combat with him, he's magnificent.
(38:03):
You're not gonna want him around your wife and kids.
I promise you that that's just the way it is.
All right, what's this guy supposed to do about his wife?
Who's turning Calmy. Let's talk a little bit more about
these communist street thugs next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday, an
amazing Thursday, and ask doctor Jesse Thursday and I'm in
(00:32):
the best mood. We're gonna have so much fun tonight.
We're gonna talk about what what if the Communists do
something back to us? Is that something we should be
worried about? Why doesn't anything work anymore? Some guy has
a wife who used to be an illegal, now she's
legal and turned into a nag. Somebody wants to know
if he should keep hanging out with trannys. Are you
(00:54):
allowed to argue with veterans? And who would win in
a fight? Samuraizer Janice? Oh, that so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before
I dig into the questions, and honestly, I'm gonna spend
a minute. I've mentioned it last night. I'm going to
mention it briefly right now. I know about the peace deal.
(01:21):
I don't care because I don't believe it there I
couldn't possibly lay it out any more frankly than that,
I think this thing is going to last about as
long as a pack of fruit stripe gum. I do
think the Trump administration deserves all the credit in the
world for their efforts constantly trying to make peace everywhere
(01:42):
around the world. I think that's wonderful. Trump is great
at this. I applaud him, I applaud everybody involved. I
just don't think this is a big story because I
don't think it's gonna last. Forgive me if I don't
believe Hamas is going to lay down their arms and
go become uber drivers, although I'm pretty sure I had
one of them last night. Now let's move on Jesse.
(02:05):
As a law enforcement officer who's lucky enough to work
somewhere that hasn't been taken over by a scumbag commie,
I think it's great we finally have a president who's
willing to take chances and address the issues of violent
animals taking over the streets and willing to send in
the troops to protect our cities. My only concern is
that setting certain precedents will come back to haunt us
(02:29):
if the Commis take over. They tend to take things
to extreme. I feel like the first thing they would
do is use it to shut down and imprison anyone
who's against their cause like before, but way worse. What
say you?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So one, that's a very valid concern obviously, But I'm
going to tell you something and it's going to sound dark,
but it's not meant to be dark, honestly, it's meant
to be liberating. So hear me out here. You know
how bad it was under Joe Biden. I know you remember, obviously,
(03:05):
it wasn't that long ago. The censorship, the FBI, CIA,
that the DOJ, the complete insane levels of tyranny and
corruption and mandates, and I know you remember all of it. Okay,
you got it. They're going to do worse next time.
(03:29):
They did everything they could possibly do, everything that was
within their power to do, to use the government to
smash their political opponents. They did it last time. And
what lesson do you think they learned from that? I
have asked you before. I have asked you before if
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you know a single Democrat in your life who has
expressed regret that Democrats tried to throw Donald Trump in
prison so he couldn't be president. I have asked This
is a nationwide show, coast to coast, from New York
to Hawaii and everywhere in between. I don't even know
(04:15):
how many people are listening right now. I've asked several times,
do you know one Democrat who has said, Ah, that
probably wasn't the right thing to do. To have a
bunch of Democrat prosecutors try to imprison the Republican nominee
probably wasn't the right thing to do. Do you know
one Democrat? No, you don't, because I've asked a million times.
(04:36):
We haven't gotten one email, not one. Do you know
why they don't regret it? They don't regret it at all.
Do you know the lesson they learned from it? I
know this is going to hurt to hear, But do
you know the lesson the communists learned from it? From Biden,
(04:58):
from arresting Trump, from that they didn't go far enough?
I know that that is hard to hear and accept that.
You sat and I sat, and we watched such unspeakable
evil being done. They sent the Federal Bureau of Investigation
into Facebook to tell them to delete your account. Levels
(05:22):
of tyranny unimaginable in this country. And they don't think
they went far enough. Nobody has talked to a single
Democrat that has said, wow, yeah, that kind of was wrong. Yeah.
I mean throwing a hissy fit after Roe versus Waight
(05:44):
got overturned and digging up an old obscure law so
we could throw pro lifers in prison. Dah, that was
probably too far. We shouldn't have done that. There's not
a single Democrat in the United States of America who
thinks that was wrong. What I'm saying is, it is
(06:07):
an understandable concern that they're going to do worse the
next time. If we do this, then they'll do that.
If we do this, then they'll do that. It's a
very very understandable concern. But allow me to liberate you
from that concern. Whatever we do now, it will not
(06:28):
affect what they do next. If these people take power again, ever,
they will do worse. They will do every single thing
they can possibly think of within their power to smash you.
They will use every avenue, whether it be lawful, lawless, violence,
(06:52):
you name it. They The lesson Democrats learned from four
years of Maoist evil was they didn't go far enough.
If they had gone far enough, Republicans wouldn't have all
this power now. We clearly were too weak. I keep
(07:13):
bringing it up, but I'll bring it up again and
again and again, because every single poll reflects the exact
same thing. Democrats are dissatisfied with their leadership. Why because
they're too pro tranny, because they open up the border
too much. Nope, none of those things are a concern
(07:34):
for Democrats. They're upset that their leadership isn't fighting Trump
hard enough. They're upset. The number one thing Democrats are
upset about, the word they use for their leadership is
their weak. Democrats are not crying out for a saner,
(07:56):
more moderate Democrat party. They are crying out for a
more vicious one. It doesn't matter what you do now,
what Trump does now, national Guard deportations. Yeah, play the poll, Chris.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Democrats in Congress oppose Trump too often? Just four percent?
How about the right amount? Just nineteen percent? How about
not enough? You don't have to be a mathematical genius
to know that. This is the largest number on your screen.
Seventy seven percent of Democratic voters say that their party
in Congress does not oppose Donald Trump nearly enough. They
(08:34):
want them to fight Trump more. When you get seventy
seven percent of your own party agreeing on something, you
know that is the direction that they wish their representatives
and cenators in Congress in Washington actually.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Went, I wish we were not in this situation we're
in with a Democrat party that is insane. I would
rewind back to nineteen ninety right now if I could,
honestly the year two, I could. And it's not that
I would have been a Democrat back then, but you
could talk to them, you could get along with them.
(09:08):
But for a variety of reasons, they have lost their
ever loving minds. And it's not just the Jasmine Crocketts
of the world. It's not just the aocs, it's not
just the Antifa animals in the streets. The normal, everyday,
run of the mill Democrat is an insane communists now
(09:30):
who wants to burn you to the ground and your
country along with it. And only they can change that.
You look, unburden yourself. You can't fix it. You can't
fix them. Only they can fix them. And as of
this moment, this may change. But as of this moment,
(09:51):
what does it date today? Chris October ninth, As of
October ninth, twenty twenty five, they don't want to Whatever
we do now, it won't affect what they do when
they come back. When they come back, and they will
one day, who knows when that'll be. When they come back,
they will do worse than they did last time. That's
(10:14):
the lesson they learned. We didn't go far enough. Oh
arrested a bunch of Republicans, arrested Donald Trump. Clearly, we
didn't throw them in a cage deep and dark enough.
Because they're back, that's what they learned. Do with that,
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Speaker 4 (11:32):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
I am sorry that I will be gone tomorrow. It
is not my fault. It is a business thing. I swear.
I'm not going to the beach somewhere. I'm not sipping
on my ties. It's a business thing. I'll be back
on Monday for medal of honor Monday and we will
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have us a real good time again next week. All right,
all right, So that's why we're doing ask doctor Jesse
Thursday today. And look, I'm I'm going to play the
man because he does deserve praise for what he did.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And just the whole world came together, to be honest,
so many countries that you wouldn't have even thought of it,
and they came together. The world has come together around
this deal. And that's something I would say that without that,
it wouldn't happen, you know, having the ability to deal
with trade, having the ability to use tariffs to help
(12:34):
me make a point, the tariffs have brought peace to
the world. I'm telling you, they brought peace to the world,
and not only here but with so many other deals.
You know, I've made seven peace deals where countries were,
in many cases thirty thirty one years, one thirty five, one,
thirty seven years, they've been fighting in millions of people
being killed, and I brought peace.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, look, let's hope it last. Yes, Actually, this guy says,
dear showgun oracle. My dad was a grumpy old man.
But now that he's gone, I'm wondering if he wasn't
grumpy enough. Nothing works anymore. I'm not even talking about
the energy efficient washer dryers that break down all the time,
but little things. My wife bought an expensive set of
(13:19):
scissors a year ago. Today they couldn't cut through tissue paper.
When cleaning out my dad's house. Recently I found scissors
I used as a kid worked good as new. Why
does nothing work these days? I thought the question was
very very interesting because it's very very true, and I
(13:41):
should I should put a huge disclaimer on what I'm
about to say. We all, I know, I definitely do.
We all look back at the past fondly, probably more
fondly than it was. That's a very human thing to do.
(14:02):
Things from our childhood of food that tasted better than
it actually was experiences. We remember them better than they
actually were. There's a psychology to this that I don't
fully understand. But we all do this. You do it,
I do it. It's a very common thing. So that's
that's a disclaimer. But to his point, he's correct. Why
(14:26):
why doesn't anything work anymore? Remember I told you I
bought that midlife crisis car when I signed with Premiere.
Never bought anything like that in my life. I always
just sat pickups forwards. GMC's just pickups, drive pickup trucks.
But just wanted to do something. I don't know, kind
of crazy. It was a midlife crisis car. Told ab
I was gonna do it. She said, go go, you
(14:47):
deserve it. Go do it, and don't get wrong. It
was fun, it was fast. Everything broke on it all
the time, all the time, all the time. Time he'd
started up. Oh no, I'm sorry. You have to sit
here in the garage while we reboot the software system.
You're driving down the road. You're thinking, Oh, things are
(15:10):
gonna be great, everything's gonna be fine. Nope, another thing
is rattling. I have to reset this. Oh this light
is on. I'd never had these problems with my forward.
What Chris Chris said, is this the one that tried
to crush me? Yes, yes, you get in. It's got
all these fancy seat settings where you could adjust this
little thing and that little thing. You could make this
(15:30):
thing basically formed to your backside. How great was it.
I'd start the car and it would smash me into
the dashboard every time. If my fingerprint scanner, yes I
needed a fingerprint scanner, if my hand was too greasy
or wet or something, it wouldn't scan my fingerprint. And
it's jamming me into this pedometer. Why doesn't anything work anymore?
(15:55):
There are a ton of reasons for this. The outsourcing
to crappy, foreign, third world places is a huge reason
for it. I have tried very hard. I am not successful.
Neither are you. I'm sure I've tried very hard to
stop buying things that are made in China and Cambodia
(16:16):
in all these other places, because they farm out the
work to these third world dumps where basic slave labor.
You're sitting in there twelve hours a day. They're not
trying to assemble the greatest thing in the world. They're
trying to assemble as many things as humanly possible and
send it out cheap. Things got cheap. That's part of
(16:39):
the equation. Another part of the equation. Don't dismiss this
are the diversity efforts in the United States of America.
What have I called diversity over and over and over again,
the death of everything, not just big things, little things too.
You mentioned scissors, that Scissor company. Look about how what
(17:01):
are their diversity efforts in recent years. The second you
diversify something on purpose, the second you stop making skills
the top priority. Whatever you're diversifying will get worse no
matter what, because you're eliminating qualified people. Nope, we can't
have them. We can't have them. Oh he's too white,
(17:22):
he's too this, he's to that. Oh everything sucks, now,
do you do you know one of the main reasons
we don't engineer incredible things in this country the way
we used to because there are legions of highly intelligent
white kids who can't even get into college now because
(17:43):
of the color of the skin. They'll go grab another
one hundred thousand people from India and give them the
engineering job. And the American listening to me right now
in Omaha, Nebraska, he can't he's got to go do
something else because he can't even get into school. That's reality,
and it slowly but surely kills everything around us. It's very,
(18:06):
very real, and it is a problem. Let's hope it
gets fixed. All right, Let's let's move on. Somebody's friends
with the trainning wants to know if that should continue.
Some guy's common law wife turned into a coming. All
that and so much more, Let's talk real quickly about money. No, no,
(18:26):
this is not about Chris. We're going to talk about
visiting the vet. How much did it cost you the
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He's itching all the time. Ah, he keeps throwing up
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Speaker 1 (19:42):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday.
And I got all your emails about the Siege of Malta,
which we did the last two nights. You know what's funny,
Whenever I do history, I have no earthly idea how
it's going to land, And sometimes I think, ah, I'm
(20:07):
not sure if they even liked it. I'm not sure that.
I don't even know if that, I don't know if
that was the right thing to do. I don't know if.
I don't know if I told that story the right way.
And every single time you love it blows me away.
If you missed it the last two nights, go download
the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes, it's all free. Go download
(20:30):
the podcast. It's like everything else on this show, it's
kid friendly. You don't have to worry. We're not cussing
or saying ugly things. It's just not going to happen here.
So go enjoy a little siege of Malta. Talk you
got that, you heard the email last night. Even the
street comedies enjoy it. Just go enjoy some history. Jesse,
I'm a twenty seven year old man. I've always leaned
(20:51):
Christian conservative. However, I stay friends with many leftists over
the years, as far back as high school, and a
couple of them he even became trannies. As the rhetoric
is increased over the years, their behavior became more and
more extreme. I've always stayed friendly because, like Charlie Kirk
always said, when people stopped communicating, they get violent. I
(21:14):
recently went to dinner at my close friend's house who
is trans, and was shocked to hear them celebrating Charlie
Kirk's murder right to my face. I feel conflicted now
because I can't come to terms with the fact that
people I called friends for years celebrating the death of
someone who thought a lot like me, and they didn't
(21:35):
seem to realize how disturbing they were behaving. One of
my other friends who thinks more like me said I
should have stopped being around them the second they became
trans and that I shouldn't associate with leftists? Was my
friend right and Charlie Kirk wrong? Is there no communication
possible with these communist animals? Having become a father recently,
(21:59):
I've begun to feel I need to cut anyone out
who is like that. What do you say? Do I
cut off the crazy comies in my life? All right?
So here are a couple things. First, let me clarify
you really don't want to ever give up on anyone.
(22:23):
You know, always keep them in your prayers. However, let
me ask you if you and I were friends. You
and I were friends, and I go from being a
normal human being to thinking that I can fly. Every
(22:49):
time we get together, I tell you that I can fly,
that I'm going to go jump off a bridge, that
I'm going to go to the highest building around and
jump off bridge. When I get around your wife, your children,
I tell them that I can fly. I tell them,
in fact, not only do I think I can fly,
(23:12):
that I can turn into a bird, and that I'm
going to I'm going to slowly but surely start gluing
feathers to myself and I'm going to become a bird
and I'm going to fly. Do you think I'm somebody
safe to be around? Do you think I'm somebody you
(23:34):
should allow in your home, around your children. Look, I
would hope that you would pray for me, but you
need to let me go trans transgender. This trany insanity.
(23:55):
These people, they are mentally ill. You do not have
to hate them, You certainly don't have to yell at them.
But they are mentally ill people who need professional help.
They need your prayer, they need professional help. But they
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are shattered mentally. And this is increasing because the evil
communists we know them as Democrats are trying to increase it.
Big Pharma is trying to increase it with drugs. Doctors
are trying to increase it because they make money off
these disgusting surgeries. So you take somebody who's mentally ill,
(24:41):
Imagine it's me telling everyone I can turn into a bird,
and then I have a psychiatrist saying absolutely, I believe
you are a bird. I think you can turn into
a bird. In fact, let me give you a prescription here.
This will make it easier on your mind that as
you transition into a bird. And then I eventually go
into the doctor's office say doctor, I feel like I'm
(25:01):
turning into a bird and I can fly, And he says, absolutely,
you can fly. In fact, why don't we schedule you
for a surgery next week where we'll chop your arms
off and we'll glue wings to your arms. So now
I went from being somebody mentally ill who has problems.
Now I have people everywhere who I think are in
positions of authority. They are confirming my mental they are
(25:24):
affirming my mental illness, They're confirming all of my delusions.
Am I somebody you should dine with? Your friends were
celebrating the assassination of a thirty one year old husband
and father because your friends are sick. They're very, very sick,
(25:44):
and you need to stay away from them for your
own sake, for the sake of your family. And look,
I'm not saying you can't ever minister to them in
some way, bring them a meal, you can touch. Of course,
of course you do that for people who are struggling,
no different than no different than working in a homeless shelter.
(26:07):
You ever do that, done that before you know what
you encounter. All day long. People who are drugged out,
mentally ill, mentally broken. You can go serve help, but
you're not throwing them in the back of your car
and driving them down to Red Lobster for cheddar Bay biscuits. No, no, no, no, no,
(26:31):
I'm sorry. I know that hurts, but you need to
get these people out of your life. They have moved
on and embraced a level of mental illness. It's not
just going to hurt them and hurt others. It could
very easily hurt you if you had a friend who
(26:54):
became a very violent person, maybe not even necessarily with you.
They just love to punch. People love to get in
fights all the time. Every time you went out, even
at Red Lobster, he goes and pounds ten beers and
starts throwing punches at the bartender. Would you continue to
go out with him or would you say, now you know,
(27:14):
I've got to move on. Your friends are broken mentally
and they are going to become more violent, because that's
what happens when your mind starts to melt and you
get that affirmed by people in positions of authority. I've
told you this before too. Don't ignore the drug aspect.
(27:37):
Of this. Did you know that? I'm sure it's just
the case in other states, but I can confirm it.
I know this for a fact in Texas. Did you
know the pharmaceutical companies they will sponsor these LGBTQ demonic
filth parades here? Did you know that? Why? Why do
(27:59):
you think that?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Because if you can shatter somebody mentally that way, they're
going to buy your drugs for the rest of their
probably very short lives. They will be buying your drugs
until the day you kill yourself. That's the truth. Sad,
it's horrible, it's evil, it's wrong, but that's the truth.
(28:22):
Let them go, all right, let's get out of this.
Let's talk just a little bit about history. And then
someone wants to know or you allowed to argue with
a veteran what's this guy supposed to do about his
Mexican wife who's going crazy on him? Before we get
to that. And you know what else is crazy? Not
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before I get back to the questions, remember we were
talking last night about Katie Porker because she did that
interview and it was just a disaster.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
And what I'm saying to you is that, well to
those voters, okay, so you I don't want to keep
doing this. I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You're not gonna do the interview with them?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Nope, not like this. I'm not not with seven follow
ups to every single question you ask.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Every other candidate has a I don't care.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I don't care. I want to have a pleasant, positive.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, So a horrible person, and remember what I said,
you try to get to a bigger stage. It's going
to expose how horrible you are to more and more people.
Politico dug up this brilliant little gem. I know you
can't see it, but Katie Porker is talking to the
camera and some she's at a kitchen and some girl
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comes out behind her. You can see the girl walk
out into the kitchen. It's some staffer who works for
How does Katie Porker handle it? Remember, as I play this,
remember this is how Katie Porker acts when the cameras
are rolling. How does Katie Porker act.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
When we're gonna lose more than half a million Californians
dying prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the
state could lose out of my shot, I wanted to
sell you that that's actually incorrect. It's not that it's
electric vehicles. It's that if you don't need the committments,
pars climbentquor Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
It does.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Okay, you also were in my shot before that. Stay
out of my shot.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Why don't you stay out of my shot? Chris? You
know what I think. I know you've never been in it,
but I could see you doing that. And so now
you know what, I'm going to start acting more like
Katie Porker. That's what we're gonna start laying down the
law around here. Just a terrible, terrible person oracle. Simple question,
who would win in a fight, the Japanese samurai or
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the Ottoman Janissaries? Both were equally armed at some point
in history. Your siege of multi Lesson got me wondering.
His name is Brian. Okay, First, one thing I didn't
say about the Janissaries, the Ottoman Janissaries. Did you know
there were slaves? They were oftentimes Christian slaves. They would
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again it's a Muslim empire of conquest. They would capture
Christians and force them into military training. Yeah, there are
slights anyway, Who would win in a fight? It's hard
for me. It's hard for me to believe anybody could
really probably defeat if we're talking about a one on
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one battle here, because remember, you you fight as a collective.
You fight, you know, you fight as a team. That's
how armies fight. But if we're talking one on one,
it's hard for me to believe that anybody could probably
defeat a Japanese Samurai. Remember the Samurai they went toe
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to toe with the Mongols. The Mongols are the greatest
army ever. Now, that Mongol army that crossed the ocean
to try to invade Japan. You remember, that's when the
hurricane came, the typhoon came and wiped them out. But
they had landed and they did get a foothold, they
got a toe hold in Japan. But the Japanese Samurai,
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they were given the Mongols everything they could handle. The Mongols.
The Mongols were blowing through everybody and they ran up
against the Japanese Samurai and they were all, whoa, my gosh,
those Samurai were bad, bad bad dudes. Man, bad dudes,
by the way, he Chris forgot to tell you, you
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know how I've been dreaming about going to Japan. I mean,
I've been to Japan. But that was in the Marines.
It wasn't the most it wasn't the nicest trip. I've
been dreaming about going to Japan. I was looking it
up because I do this sometimes. They have a samurai
museum in Japan and you can do samurai training. Or what, Chris,
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why are you being like this? Or I am not
too tall to be a samurai. It's an advantage, Chris,
I would have a I would have a rich advantage.
But okay, I'll give you that. Maybe I am too
tall to be a samurai. The good news is they
have two different schools at this museum. They have a
samurai school in a ninja school. I can be a ninja.
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Of course, I could be a ninja. You I've told
you before how elusive I am. How I can people
think because I'm so big that everyone notices me. But
I can disappear like that in plain sight, I can disappear.
I kind of blend into the crowd. I just understand.
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I have this. I have this covert instinct that not
very many people have. I'm going to do the ninja school.
I'm going to go and I'm going to do the
ninja school. And it's going to be amazing. I've wanted
to be a ninja ever since I watched that movie
American Ninja. If he can do it, I can do
it anyway. The Samurai are going to beat the janisaries.
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Have you have you? Have you taken any classes yet
for Hillsdale. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. What are
you going to do without me? I have a good idea.
Why don't you go do something for free? You know
how this show's free. Hillsdale gives out their wisdom for free.
More than forty free online courses. A lot of these
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I would take if it interests you, you know, if
it interests you, take this if it interests you. Understanding
capitalism it's a seven lecture course. That's one everyone should take,
whether or not that interests you or not. It's important
to understand how an economy is supposed to work. Why
does free market? Why does that work?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Take that course? At least take that course all right.
Hillsdale dot Edu slash jesse is where you go to
enroll Hillsdale dot edu slash jesse. The others look, I
like the history stuff more because it's more interesting. Capitalism
is important that that's an important one. Go take that one. Jesse.
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I recently had a heated exchange with a veteran. To
put it mildly, he was at a no King's protest.
I think he's a trader. I never served, but my
father was in World War Two, and your opinion, did
I overstep my bounds. I understand the inclination for Patrin
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to automatically respect veterans, and that's good. I'm glad we
are that way. I'm that way too. The second I
see that guy in the grocery store with his Korean
War hat, my respect meter goes through the roof in
the exact same way. I get that, But being a
veteran does not automatically exempt you from people arguing with you.
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It doesn't make you right about everything. It doesn't mean
you're not a dirt ball. Honestly, a lot of the
heroes we talk about heroes, we know they come back
in their scumbags. It's the way it works. Because you
are brave and serve your country with honor does not
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magically make you a wonderful person. One of the best
warriors I ever served with in my life. I was
in Iraq with him. We walked the streets of bag
Dad together. Was a total dirt ball. I mean a
complete dirt ball. You're in combat with him, he's magnificent.
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You're not gonna want him around your wife and kids.
I promise you that that's just the way it is.
All right, what's this guy supposed to do about his wife?
Who's turning Calmy. Let's talk a little bit more about
these communist street thugs next
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