May 2, 2025 • 36 mins
It is not government waste, it is theft. The amount of your money that gets spend throwing parties for federal employees. Where does all you money go? The problem with “big beautiful bills”.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Friday, a magnificent Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We have all kinds of
amazing questions on everything under the sun, from the FBI, history, Democrats, Doge,
the big beautiful bill in Congress, all that, so much
(00:44):
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
I actually want to began on the Doge stuff from
today because it actually is applicable to one of the questions,
and it's applicable to what's happening right now in Congress.
It's this is the important thing that other people aren't
talking about. And I know the flashy headline about this
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and that and then, but this is what's important. The
guy says, Doge, what.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
In the world?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Man, Although we didn't say what in the world, They said,
why does it seem like Doge is fizzling out? Okay,
it's an interesting question because it comes on the heels
of a big Doge press release today talking about all
the things they just discovered. Now I'm going to go
through some of these things and then we're going to
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have a talk about Doge what, what is its real value?
What it's not? What it is anyway, here they were
there was.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
A four billion dollar COVID fund in the Department of Education,
and there was no receipts required, so people be just
drawed down on it. And when people looked into it,
this wasn't just this was before us. They found that
money was being used to rent out Caesar's Palace for parties,
rent out stadiums, et cetera. And so the one change
that DOGE made with our education is we had the
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simple requirement that if you draw down money, you must
first upload a receipt. That was the only change that
was made. You must upload your receipt, and upon doing so, yes,
nobody drew down any money anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, let me explain something before we go on, because
I know you're probably getting ready to punch the radio
or the dog or someone else. Please don't punch anybody.
Definitely don't punch your dog. Let me explain and what
I'm about to talk about, you know, but it's still
going to make your blood pressure go up. Hey it's Friday.
(02:35):
Let that go. We're just going to talk, Okay. I
ran for Congress one time, as you know, I've talked
about it many times before, and when I was running
for Congress the first time. This was during the recession,
right about that two thousand and eight recession. Time you remember,
anyone old enough remembers, it's a very tough time. And
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for me as an adult, because I was at the
Marine Corps this time, and I was in my twenties,
and you finally start to notice more things than you
do as a kid. You know, you notice different things
as a kid than you do as an adult. That
was the first time in my life I remember looking
around and kind of being hit at all the businesses
that were closing. I hadn't really lived as an adult
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in that America yet. That you have if you're old enough,
But for me at that time, that was really the
first time I looked around and I saw you could
see it with your own eyes, real economic suffering, real
strip malls that used to have six businesses in it,
little strip mall, you know, the little sandwich shop and
the dry cleaner. After six months it had two left
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and everything else is boarded up. And this is what
it was like. I was in Arizona. This was in
southern Arizona at the time, but This was across the country.
You remember what it was like. It really hit me.
You could see you could see everything shrinking. You could
see everything kind of just crumbling, a real economic downtern. Now,
running for Congress, as I've explained to you before, you
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have to raise money. I don't like to ask you
for money. So I don't have a lot of people
running for office on the show. It's very rare. As
you know, it's rare that I have anyone anyway, but
people running for office is extremely rare. That's part of
the reason is because they're going to ask for money.
And I'm going to ask for money. If I have
someone on that I care enough about, I'm gonna ask
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you to give them money. And that sucks. But you
know what money really matters in politics. You have to
raise it. You have to raise some of it. You
don't have to outraise your opponent, but you got to
raise money for commercials and all kinds of stuff. You
have to have it. Running for Congress was flying back
to Washington, d C. To ask different congressmen for money
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from their political packs. This was my Now, this is
stuff that you're gonna know, but this I lived it,
and this was my experience with it. I flew back
to Washington, d C. The very first time I had
never been in my life. We didn't get to go.
I didn't get to go on the Washington, d C.
Field trip so many school classes take and whatnot. I
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think we didn't have the money or something like that
at the time. But either way, I was in my
twenties and I'd never been to DC. Maybe you've never been.
This was my first experience with it. And we landed
in Washington, DC, and it was like the recession that
I had been living, that i'd been witnessing. It was
like I landed on a completely different planet. There was
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no recession in DC. In fact, it everything was new.
Everything was new, and there were new things being built.
What wasn't new was about to be new. It was shining,
and it was glass, and it was new paved roads
and it was new this and everything was brand new.
And I was with one of my guys, my campaign
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manager at the time is my buddy Adam, and I
because he had a lot of experience in DC. He
had lived there, did like an internship and stuff like
that there, and I was so floored by it that
we had a conversation by it. I said, dude, everything
is new, and he said, Jesse, where do you think
all your tax money goes, buddy, the federal government. All
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governments work this way. We'll stick with the federal government
for our purposes. Now, the federal government is full of
people criminals. They're not all criminals, of course, but it
is absolutely full of criminals. And they take that federal
job and stay in that federal job and work their
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way up through the federal employment system for two reasons. One,
the job security that comes with it. Everybody knows you
can't fire these frigging people. They're like dag gone ticks.
You got to burn them out. You can't get them out.
They're all unionized. You got to relocate, eliminate. It's a
nightmare trying to fire them. So one, it's the job
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security slash benefits. They all get the best benefits in
the world. But two, most of these people are not talented.
They don't have any unique gifts, they don't have an
outstanding work ethic, they don't have the things that you have.
They don't have the things that are required to make
it big in the private sector outside of the government. Well,
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what are they going to do settle for just nothing. No,
they want the finer things in life. To say, way,
you want the finer things in life. They want red lobster.
They don't want to settle for long John silvers. They
want to upgrade. They want the best of the best. Well,
I mean, we do work for the federal government and
there's so much money here the American treasury. It's just
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a sea of money. What if what if we found
out a way to get our hands on that money.
What if we did that? You know those stories about
mayor this mayor that Mayor Karen Bass just did this member.
They had that huge fire in Los Angeles, and the
controversy was that Mayor Karen Bass was on a taxpayer
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funded trip to freaking Africa at the time. Wow, we're
just studying how things are working in Ghana. She got
elected Los Angeles has a big, fat treasury. You didn't
think she was there to do some good with that
money or with that position, right, She's there to enrich herself,
to live like a king on your money. That's how
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it works in the federal government. Only it's so much
more than the mayor's office. Department after department after department
after department full of these career criminal commy bureaucrats who
can't make it in the private sector, aren't motivated to
even try, and why would they because they've made a
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twenty thirty year career luxuryou with your money. These people
at the Department of Education, Just think for a moment.
I'll play it for you again. Just think for a
moment you want to get really angry. Think about all
the scrimping and saving you've had to do, trying to
make ends meet second job, worried about all the debt
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and everything else piling up on you, and then think
about the people at the Department of Education hopping on
a flight you paid for. Living it up at Caesar's
Palace Vegas.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Baby, there was a four billion dollar COVID fund in
the Department of Education and there was no receipts required,
so people be just drawed down on it. And when
people looked into it, this wasn't just this was before us.
They found that money was being used to rent out
Caesar's palace for parties, rent out stadiums, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Rent out Caesar's palace for parties, rent out stadiums. You
know that thing, big Wall Street firms, big law firms.
Do Hey, let's rent out Yankees the stadium, Baby boll
own the whole thing. Woo. Let's get Hootie and the
Blowfish to play. Money's flowing, woo. Yeah, those federal employees,
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they do that with your money, with your money. Now,
we're gonna have a long talk about Doge in Congress
and these people in just the moment. Hang on. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and
asked doctor Jesse Friday guy asked a question about Doge,
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and it was a timely question because there's so much
that's been exposed today. Don't worry, don't worry. We're gonna
get to kind of the Congress negative portion of this
in a little bit. But we're discussing these people that
worm their way into governments, all governments. This happens at
the state level, happens at the city level. And what
they do is they live at a higher standard of
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living than their salaries should allow, and they live that
way on your money. They get into these positions of power,
sometimes elected, sometimes not, and they rent out Caesar's Palace
and Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
A four billion dollar COVID fund in the Department of Education,
and there was no receipts required, so people be just
drawed down on it, and people looked into it. This
wasn't just this was before us. They found that money
was being used to rent out Caesar's Palace for parties,
rent out stadiums, et cetera. And so the one change
that do it?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
How does that work? How does that How does something
like that come in to be? Because we're going to
go over a couple other things here. Well, it's quite
simple actually, because a lot of this is going to
come back to Congress. This is going to hurt, but
it's quite simple. Eventually somebody Education Department, somebody they will
lobby Congress for something and they'll find a congressman. Hey,
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let's aoc hey, this is Bob over here at the
Education Apartment. Man. We're really we're really trying to get
some things done over here, some really important things, some
stuff that may affect your district. Actually, would you mind,
I know there's a big I know there's a big
budget coming up here. Would you mind putting this little
rider in that budget? Just one piece of paper? All
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this is it's a fund for us at the Education apartment.
So we have the funds we need and all that
you would you mind don't forget about that big teacher's
union donation. Would you would you mind putting that in
the bill? AOC looks it, says, sure, sure, I'll put
that in the bill. And of course this is twenty
thirty years ago. Either some corrupt person or some idiot
put it in a bill somewhere, and from there, if
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a slush fund was created, a slush fund of your money,
a slush fund government employees have been luxuriating off of
for years and years and years while you struggle to
pay the bills. Let's do some more.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Shall we thank the Inter American Foundation if is one
of the sees we visited, where you know, they get
fifty million dollars a year congressional money to give grants.
These are things like you know, alpaca farming and threw
improving them.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's a real example.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yes, that's the real description. Improving the marketability of peas
in Wazamala.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, so you might expect, you know, in the private
sectory nonprofit.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
To give it. This is this, this part is important.
I know you're already angry fifty billion dollars for our
paka farming and the studying of peace. It's about to
get more aggravating. But remember the story I just told
you about how in Tucson, Arizona, there was this recession.
All across America, wherever you were at the time, there
was this recession. And I flew to DC, yet everything
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seemed brand new.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Need even ninety percent of their money to grantees. In
the case of IAF that was fifty eight percent, So
the other half goes towards management.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, travel, What would you find exactly? I mean too.
An example is is that even if you're agreed with
with reporting alpaka.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Famas in Peru, well, actually most of the money never
made it out of DC.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's going into the pockets people in the neighborhood when
I lived, when I lived in DC for a year,
and when I was running for Congress, I swear on
my life every single person I met was in some
way in government. Money's orbit finding a way. Either they're
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actually working for the government, or they work for a
company that works for the government, or for a company
that works for another company that works for the government,
or for a company who works for a company. You get,
you get the idea, either government or government adjacent this money,
it's all fraud. It's not waste. I hate when they
use that. It's not waste. This is theft from the
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American taxpayer. It's all fraud. Why fifty million dollars for
hour pack goes down? Where is it? Peru? Alpacas in Peru,
And of course about twenty five cents actually gets sent
down to Peru, and that of course ends up in
some brother somebody's brother's cousins slush fund down there too.
What happens to the rest of it, It gets allocated
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to this government department, this government department. Well, first we
have to study it first. We wouldn't just want to
give money to any alpaca. Hey, my second cousin's brother,
he's he's got a new firm and that's what he does.
He studies alpaca farming. Hey, can we give him thirty
million dollars for that study? Yep, sounds good. You get
how it works. Everything, everything in the largest criminal organization
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on the planet, that would be the United States government,
everything is designed in some way to pull money from
your wallet. I keep using the example of organized crime,
and I use it because it is absolutely perfect. When
it comes to the United States federal government and how
they steal from you in a million different ways. There
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are people like these criminals, gangsters, mafia guys. Everything in
their life, everything they look at, everything they see, it
all becomes a potential hustle. Can I get in on that?
Can I figure out a way to skim off that?
Can I figure out? Hey, this guy has a lot
of mink coats. Could I figure out how to skim
some of those mint coats? This guy has a movie theater.
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I bet I could go to his movie theater and
charge him a dollar a sept every Friday night to
protect it. Hey, this guy sells cigarettes. I bet I
could get some of the Everything becomes a hustle, everything
becomes away. Hey, how do I get one over on
these guys and get some of that money. That's how
the criminal organization known as the United States Government operates.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday.
I do not forget we are live here on a
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Friday night. You can email us Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. Back to this those stuff, because this is
going to get to Congress and the bills and what's
going through here. Here's some more of it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Is the Small Business Administration giving loans to dead people,
people over the age of one hundred and twenty. Yeah,
the answer was yes, and it was around three hundred
thirty million dollars in total.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Three hundred and thirty million dollars in loans to dead people.
I want to once again completely stressed to you that
that is not waste. Okay. I hate when Republicans talk
like this. I hate when anyone on the right talks
like this. Be more purposeful with your language. Stop saying waste, fraud,
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and abuse. This is theft. You can call it fraud,
you can call it abuse. Don't say waste. Waste makes
it sound like, oh, you know what waste is. I'll
tell you what waste is. The other day I found
nine dollars in my shorts. I put on some shorts.
It was the weekend. Nine dollars was crumpled up in it.
I had forgotten that I had nine dollars in my shorts.
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Bob had washed those shorts. God knows how many times
I stuck my hand in there and found nine dollars. Now,
that's being wasteful. That's not appreciating the value of a dollar.
I just let nine dollars go to waste. That's waste.
Three hundred and thirty million dollars in small business loans
to dead people is theft. It's not waste, that's theft.
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Do you know what it takes to get a loan?
Have you ever gotten a loan? I'm sure you have.
Maybe it was a home loan, maybe it was a
small business loan. Was that a quick process that you
could just kind of fall into? Oh whoopsie, I applied
for a small business loan today. Oh dang, I guess
my finger slipped off the button and I clipped the
wrong one and I applied for a small business loan.
Was it quick? Did you find the process quick? You
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have to submit your self for a colonoscopy to get
a loan anymore. Yet, three hundred and thirty million dollars
of your money was sent out the door to small
businesses that didn't exist. Somebody applied for those loans and
received the money and spent it your money while you struggle,
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while you try to make ends me. I hope you're mad.
I'm mad. I want the American people to start caring.
And we're going to talk in a minute about what
we need to start caring about. We'll continue on. We'll
let them finish a couple more of these.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
By far, the least peaceful agency that we've worked with. Yeah, ironically,
of course. Additionally, we found that they were spending money
on things like private jets.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
He's talking about the Institute for Peace. Just a heads up,
what a name, right, the Institute for Peace. They just
found a large, large quantity of weapons at a building
the Institution in Tute for Peace owned in Washington, DC. Look,
if you could go look at pictures of the room.
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I saw pictures of the room. It's basically every guy's dream.
There are allegations. I'm just going to leave it at
that right now, there are allegations that was a Central
Intelligence Agency room. So you know exactly what the deal is. Here,
you understand how this works. Right in case you don't
understand how this works, here's how this works. Secret spy
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agencies like the Central Intelligence Agency, they can't afford to
have all the secret things they're doing as line items
in the United States budget, so they find ways to
lie and bury their things in the budgets of other departments.
In fact, other departments, entire departments are essentially Central Intelligence
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agency departments. But you don't want to say, hey, this
money's for black market weapons purchases in Zimbabwe. So instead
you have to create the Institute for Peace, give them
a big, fat budget bank on the fact none of
the losers in Congress will ever look into it, and
you've got a gigantic cash of weapons sitting there for
the CIA to screw up yet another government coup somewhere.
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That's how it works anyway. What they find there by
far the.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Least peaceful agency that we've worked with. Yeah, ironically, of course. Additionally,
we found that they were spending money on things like
private jets, and they even had a one hundred and
thirty thousand dollars contract with a former member of the Taliban.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, this is aereal.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
We don't encounter that in most agencies.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
What was the money going to the Taliban for? So
it was a contractor.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
They received one hundred and thirty thousand dollars for generic
services and to Elon's point, there was not actually a
clear description of what the contractor services work for.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
There wasn't a clear description because they were paying somebody
the Central Intelligence Agency. That was bag money. We'll never
know what it was for. I don't want to sit
and pretend what it was for. Who knows. Maybe he
was an informant, Maybe they were paying him to kill somebody.
Maybe that money was supposed to be paid asked on
to someone else doing black bag CIA stuff. I get it.
I don't. I don't actually need to know every single
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thing the spy world's doing. But that's what they're doing.
And that's also why the Institute for Peace was the
most hostile agency. As he said, this is an agency
run by spies, run on secrecy. Elon Musk and his
team of super nerds show up to comb through the books.
Central intelligence agencies probably not going to respond that nice
to it. That's what's happening right now. And finally for
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the for the grand finale, and we'll get off this
doge stuff. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
A lot of great work in the Treasury this week.
One of the crazy things with regards to the Treasury
is that when a payment is made, and the computers
at the Treasury actually pay but five trillion dollars per year,
like crazy amounts. There was formerly not a budget code
on there, so if a payment was made, you didn't
know actually what it was for. It could have been
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for anything.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Five trillion dollars and they didn't even have to mark
what it was for. You know that. You know that
I worked for Premiere, right, This show is syndicated by Premiere,
the largest most wonderful syndicator in the world. But Premiere
is underneath iHeart. You get that. So when I have
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to go somewhere for work, when I have to fly somewhere, hotel, food,
whatever it is, I have a credit card. I have
an iHeart credit card. And when I get back, Chris
has to submit all this stuff and he has to
have receipts for everything, and everything has to have a
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category too, right Chris, everything has to happen. What category
was this? Okay, you bought red lobster in Florida. I
need to know who were you? This is for a
two thousand dollars business trip to Florida. Submitting an expense
report into iHeart requires receipts? What was it for? Everything
has to Everything has to be marked. And don't think
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just because I'm me that I get away with it
if it's not marked. The Chris is shaking his head. Yeah,
he gets it, because Chris has to do it. Nope,
they'll send it right back to him. Uh No, you
have to declare what this was. What's this for? That's
for a two thousand dollars business trip to Florida? The
United States federal government, that criminal organization hands out five
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trillion dollars a year of your money without so much
as a code for why it's going where it's going.
This is not waste. These are crimes. Crimes have been
committed against you years in years in years of our
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negligence and GOP complicity in weakness has brought us to
the point we are now governed by a criminal organization.
And that brings me back to your question, was it
feels like DOGE has fizzled out. Well, it's not that
they've fizzled out, as you can tell. They're digging into
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things like the Treasury, like the Pentagon, things like that.
But there's a lot of misinformation, if I have to
use the word they love, there's a lot of misinformation
out there. About doge itself, what it actually can do,
what it can't do, what its value is, and what
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its value isn't. And another asked doctor Jesse, question is
going to lead us to that which we will get
to in a moment. Before we get to that, I
want to do something this is on behalf of preborn.
I got this email Jesse. A young woman at work
came to me a few days ago and confided in
me she is pregnant and wants to have an abortion.
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I listened to her reasons, offered her every option I
could think of in hopes of getting her to reconsider.
In the middle of her giving me another no, I
heard the words what if I adopt the baby come
out of my mouth. Jesse. I am a fifty five
year old woman with four young grandchildren. I have no
idea why I offered such an option, but I can
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tell you that when I did, I had a warming
sensation come over me. It was never my plan to
become a mother again at this stage in my life,
but maybe it's God's. It was the only option I
offered that got her to say she would think about it.
So I am coming to the Jesse Kelly family seeking prayers.
I would welcome anyone who might be willing to pray
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for the life of this little soul that he slash
she might be given the gift of life. What an
honor it would be to play a role in this endeavor.
Please keep up the great work on your show. We
all love you, says, We can say her name. Her
name is Kelly in Utah. One. Please join me in
saying a prayer for not just Kelly, for that young
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woman and for the baby that's going inside of her.
This is about the most awesome thing I've ever heard
of my life. Kelly, if you're listening, I'm asking that
you please keep us updated as we pray for you.
And this is me asking you maybe give twenty eight
dollars to Preborn tonight that twenty eight dollars buys one
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of these young women just like this an ultrasound so
she can hear that heartbeat and choose life. Preborn dot
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is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a fantastic Friday. Churning through the ask doctor
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Jesse questions all the news of the day, making fun
of check Shumor in a little while. But first we
just did all the Doze stuff in the government waste
everything else. This guy asked the question, because it's going
to come back to the Doge stuff. Just stay with me, Jesse.
The big beautiful bill. I've heard Congress has sent the
bill to the Senate. The Senate back to Congress with
less cuts than I heard. The bill would be passed
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by the nim A. Now I just heard John Thune
said it would be fourth of July. Jesse. If we
don't pass the bill asap, we'll lose the House. Jesse,
what's going on? Okay, So all the Doze stuff that
made you angry, this will come back to Congress. Doze
cannot cut things in any significance. That's what you want,
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and that's what I want, to be honest with you.
I want you. I want Elon and the super Nerds
to not just identify all this theft. I want them
to stop it, eliminate it. No, no, no, stop, Okay,
no more thirty million dollars for gay turtles. I want
the same thing you want, But Doge doesn't actually have
the power to do that. Now I'm not saying DOGE
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is useless at all, because exposing problems is an incredibly
important step in solving problems. That these things exist, that
DOGE exists. Hey, look at where this money's going. Is good.
I'm not dogging on it at all. But don't think
that's how it works in the government. How you can
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just expose it and then well, okay, b press a
couple buttons and not the money's coming back. Now the waste,
it's done. But Nope, that's not how it works. The
truth is that all this money that they're identifying, all
this fraud, all this theft in the United States government
that DOZE is identifying, all of it has been authorized
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by the United States Congress, by Republicans and Democrats inside
the United States Congress. So let's discuss how that happens,
because it's going to bring us to where we are now.
I touched on it a little bit earlier. You know
how that happens. You know how we end up with
this separate department that doesn't even sound like it should
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be a thing. And you want to know how this
separate department that shouldn't even be a thing gets three
hundred million dollars a year of your money to hand
out to dead people, which is obviously theft. How does
the how do these think these things come to be? Well,
they don't just magically fall out of the sky. Congress
authorizes them in big beautiful bills. That's how they do it. No, no, no,
(31:33):
no no. We can't do single issue bills. We can't
do this one issue, we can't do that one issue.
We can't have a bill that just deals with the
border or one that deals with taxes. Hey, let's do
a big bill. Let's just do a big one and
they'll put it all in there. The reason they expand
the size of the bills is so they can throw
more theft and fraud into the bill, because inside every
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trillion dollar bill is billions in billions and billions of
dollars of theft, authorizing Congress to steal your money and
hand it to their friends and family members. That's how
this stuff happens. Doge is discovering the things Congress has authorized,
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and Congress authorized all those things underneath a big beautiful bill.
What's happening right now in the House and Senate. I
don't have any good news for you. It's all bad,
every single bit of it. It's bad in the Senate,
it's bad in the House. This gigantic bill is a
colossal mistake. It's a disaster. It will fund, it will
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continue to fund every evil, criminal thing inside of the government.
Now I understand completely why the Trump administration wants the bill.
Trump wants what every president wants. He wants to do things,
and doing things ain't free. He wants to do things
and things money, and I want to make sure I
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am giving him all the credit in the world. The
things he wants to do are awesome. He wants, you know,
I want money to secure the border. I want money
for new navy ships, I want money for He wants
to do good things. And so because he wants to
do good things, Trump is repeatedly asking for a quote,
big beautiful bill. The problem is the second you make
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it a big beautiful bill with all the things you
want in it, they're gonna throw the three fourth things
you want in it and about three hundred things nobody
wants in there. And that's how we continue to get screwed.
You're thrilled that the Doge is exposing all this fraud
inside of the government, And I'm thrilled that Doge is
about to expose all the fraud inside of the government.
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But the here is the painful truth. The bill that's
about to go through Congress authorizes all of it. Again.
Do you know that there is no such thing as
a big bill that is beautiful? And if you really
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really want inflation to go down, if you really want
to get the debt under control, if we want to
continue the financial system we have always known, it involves
changing out Congress, not the president. Once every four years.
Every president, no matter how good they are, they're gonna
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do the same thing Trump's doing. They all do it.
Reagan did it, Clinton did it, Obama did it. Trump
did it, every single one of them. Does it give
me a big bill with all the stuff I want
in it?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Sure, mister President. We'll get you some stuff you want,
with some stuff we want to happens every single time.
If you want this game to stop, you and I
will start getting a lot more focused on who we
elect and don't elect to the United States House of
Representatives and the United State eight Senate. There's no such
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thing as a big bill that is beautiful. It does
not exist. It cannot exist. A criminal organization like the
United States Congress. It's not possible for them to create
a trillion dollar bill. That is good, it's not possible.
They can't do it. You might as well go give
the American mafia fifty million dollars to build a school.
Where do you think they're going to do with that? Oh,
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you might end up with some sort of a school.
Maybe you can get a one room shack or something
they built for fifty grand. But that's what it's like.
You give Congress a trillion dollars for anything, they're going
to do exactly what the mafia would do with it. Anyway,
I do hope you've went ahead and called gold Co
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agent who wrote in, and it pairs nicely with someone
else who rode in upset with the pace of things
(36:50):
at the FBI. Let's discuss that next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Friday, a magnificent Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We have all kinds of
amazing questions on everything under the sun, from the FBI, history, Democrats, Doge,
the big beautiful bill in Congress, all that, so much
(00:44):
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
I actually want to began on the Doge stuff from
today because it actually is applicable to one of the questions,
and it's applicable to what's happening right now in Congress.
It's this is the important thing that other people aren't
talking about. And I know the flashy headline about this
(01:05):
and that and then, but this is what's important. The
guy says, Doge, what.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
In the world?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Man, Although we didn't say what in the world, They said,
why does it seem like Doge is fizzling out? Okay,
it's an interesting question because it comes on the heels
of a big Doge press release today talking about all
the things they just discovered. Now I'm going to go
through some of these things and then we're going to
(01:33):
have a talk about Doge what, what is its real value?
What it's not? What it is anyway, here they were
there was.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
A four billion dollar COVID fund in the Department of Education,
and there was no receipts required, so people be just
drawed down on it. And when people looked into it,
this wasn't just this was before us. They found that
money was being used to rent out Caesar's Palace for parties,
rent out stadiums, et cetera. And so the one change
that DOGE made with our education is we had the
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simple requirement that if you draw down money, you must
first upload a receipt. That was the only change that
was made. You must upload your receipt, and upon doing so, yes,
nobody drew down any money anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, let me explain something before we go on, because
I know you're probably getting ready to punch the radio
or the dog or someone else. Please don't punch anybody.
Definitely don't punch your dog. Let me explain and what
I'm about to talk about, you know, but it's still
going to make your blood pressure go up. Hey it's Friday.
(02:35):
Let that go. We're just going to talk, Okay. I
ran for Congress one time, as you know, I've talked
about it many times before, and when I was running
for Congress the first time. This was during the recession,
right about that two thousand and eight recession. Time you remember,
anyone old enough remembers, it's a very tough time. And
(02:57):
for me as an adult, because I was at the
Marine Corps this time, and I was in my twenties,
and you finally start to notice more things than you
do as a kid. You know, you notice different things
as a kid than you do as an adult. That
was the first time in my life I remember looking
around and kind of being hit at all the businesses
that were closing. I hadn't really lived as an adult
(03:21):
in that America yet. That you have if you're old enough,
But for me at that time, that was really the
first time I looked around and I saw you could
see it with your own eyes, real economic suffering, real
strip malls that used to have six businesses in it,
little strip mall, you know, the little sandwich shop and
the dry cleaner. After six months it had two left
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and everything else is boarded up. And this is what
it was like. I was in Arizona. This was in
southern Arizona at the time, but This was across the country.
You remember what it was like. It really hit me.
You could see you could see everything shrinking. You could
see everything kind of just crumbling, a real economic downtern. Now,
running for Congress, as I've explained to you before, you
(04:05):
have to raise money. I don't like to ask you
for money. So I don't have a lot of people
running for office on the show. It's very rare. As
you know, it's rare that I have anyone anyway, but
people running for office is extremely rare. That's part of
the reason is because they're going to ask for money.
And I'm going to ask for money. If I have
someone on that I care enough about, I'm gonna ask
(04:26):
you to give them money. And that sucks. But you
know what money really matters in politics. You have to
raise it. You have to raise some of it. You
don't have to outraise your opponent, but you got to
raise money for commercials and all kinds of stuff. You
have to have it. Running for Congress was flying back
to Washington, d C. To ask different congressmen for money
(04:46):
from their political packs. This was my Now, this is
stuff that you're gonna know, but this I lived it,
and this was my experience with it. I flew back
to Washington, d C. The very first time I had
never been in my life. We didn't get to go.
I didn't get to go on the Washington, d C.
Field trip so many school classes take and whatnot. I
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think we didn't have the money or something like that
at the time. But either way, I was in my
twenties and I'd never been to DC. Maybe you've never been.
This was my first experience with it. And we landed
in Washington, DC, and it was like the recession that
I had been living, that i'd been witnessing. It was
like I landed on a completely different planet. There was
(05:30):
no recession in DC. In fact, it everything was new.
Everything was new, and there were new things being built.
What wasn't new was about to be new. It was shining,
and it was glass, and it was new paved roads
and it was new this and everything was brand new.
And I was with one of my guys, my campaign
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manager at the time is my buddy Adam, and I
because he had a lot of experience in DC. He
had lived there, did like an internship and stuff like
that there, and I was so floored by it that
we had a conversation by it. I said, dude, everything
is new, and he said, Jesse, where do you think
all your tax money goes, buddy, the federal government. All
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governments work this way. We'll stick with the federal government
for our purposes. Now, the federal government is full of
people criminals. They're not all criminals, of course, but it
is absolutely full of criminals. And they take that federal
job and stay in that federal job and work their
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way up through the federal employment system for two reasons. One,
the job security that comes with it. Everybody knows you
can't fire these frigging people. They're like dag gone ticks.
You got to burn them out. You can't get them out.
They're all unionized. You got to relocate, eliminate. It's a
nightmare trying to fire them. So one, it's the job
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security slash benefits. They all get the best benefits in
the world. But two, most of these people are not talented.
They don't have any unique gifts, they don't have an
outstanding work ethic, they don't have the things that you have.
They don't have the things that are required to make
it big in the private sector outside of the government. Well,
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what are they going to do settle for just nothing. No,
they want the finer things in life. To say, way,
you want the finer things in life. They want red lobster.
They don't want to settle for long John silvers. They
want to upgrade. They want the best of the best. Well,
I mean, we do work for the federal government and
there's so much money here the American treasury. It's just
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a sea of money. What if what if we found
out a way to get our hands on that money.
What if we did that? You know those stories about
mayor this mayor that Mayor Karen Bass just did this member.
They had that huge fire in Los Angeles, and the
controversy was that Mayor Karen Bass was on a taxpayer
(08:11):
funded trip to freaking Africa at the time. Wow, we're
just studying how things are working in Ghana. She got
elected Los Angeles has a big, fat treasury. You didn't
think she was there to do some good with that
money or with that position, right, She's there to enrich herself,
to live like a king on your money. That's how
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it works in the federal government. Only it's so much
more than the mayor's office. Department after department after department
after department full of these career criminal commy bureaucrats who
can't make it in the private sector, aren't motivated to
even try, and why would they because they've made a
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twenty thirty year career luxuryou with your money. These people
at the Department of Education, Just think for a moment.
I'll play it for you again. Just think for a
moment you want to get really angry. Think about all
the scrimping and saving you've had to do, trying to
make ends meet second job, worried about all the debt
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and everything else piling up on you, and then think
about the people at the Department of Education hopping on
a flight you paid for. Living it up at Caesar's
Palace Vegas.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Baby, there was a four billion dollar COVID fund in
the Department of Education and there was no receipts required,
so people be just drawed down on it. And when
people looked into it, this wasn't just this was before us.
They found that money was being used to rent out
Caesar's palace for parties, rent out stadiums, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Rent out Caesar's palace for parties, rent out stadiums. You
know that thing, big Wall Street firms, big law firms.
Do Hey, let's rent out Yankees the stadium, Baby boll
own the whole thing. Woo. Let's get Hootie and the
Blowfish to play. Money's flowing, woo. Yeah, those federal employees,
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they do that with your money, with your money. Now,
we're gonna have a long talk about Doge in Congress
and these people in just the moment. Hang on. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and
asked doctor Jesse Friday guy asked a question about Doge,
(10:35):
and it was a timely question because there's so much
that's been exposed today. Don't worry, don't worry. We're gonna
get to kind of the Congress negative portion of this
in a little bit. But we're discussing these people that
worm their way into governments, all governments. This happens at
the state level, happens at the city level. And what
they do is they live at a higher standard of
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living than their salaries should allow, and they live that
way on your money. They get into these positions of power,
sometimes elected, sometimes not, and they rent out Caesar's Palace
and Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
A four billion dollar COVID fund in the Department of Education,
and there was no receipts required, so people be just
drawed down on it, and people looked into it. This
wasn't just this was before us. They found that money
was being used to rent out Caesar's Palace for parties,
rent out stadiums, et cetera. And so the one change
that do it?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
How does that work? How does that How does something
like that come in to be? Because we're going to
go over a couple other things here. Well, it's quite
simple actually, because a lot of this is going to
come back to Congress. This is going to hurt, but
it's quite simple. Eventually somebody Education Department, somebody they will
lobby Congress for something and they'll find a congressman. Hey,
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let's aoc hey, this is Bob over here at the
Education Apartment. Man. We're really we're really trying to get
some things done over here, some really important things, some
stuff that may affect your district. Actually, would you mind,
I know there's a big I know there's a big
budget coming up here. Would you mind putting this little
rider in that budget? Just one piece of paper? All
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this is it's a fund for us at the Education apartment.
So we have the funds we need and all that
you would you mind don't forget about that big teacher's
union donation. Would you would you mind putting that in
the bill? AOC looks it, says, sure, sure, I'll put
that in the bill. And of course this is twenty
thirty years ago. Either some corrupt person or some idiot
put it in a bill somewhere, and from there, if
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a slush fund was created, a slush fund of your money,
a slush fund government employees have been luxuriating off of
for years and years and years while you struggle to
pay the bills. Let's do some more.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Shall we thank the Inter American Foundation if is one
of the sees we visited, where you know, they get
fifty million dollars a year congressional money to give grants.
These are things like you know, alpaca farming and threw
improving them.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's a real example.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yes, that's the real description. Improving the marketability of peas
in Wazamala.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, so you might expect, you know, in the private
sectory nonprofit.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
To give it. This is this, this part is important.
I know you're already angry fifty billion dollars for our
paka farming and the studying of peace. It's about to
get more aggravating. But remember the story I just told
you about how in Tucson, Arizona, there was this recession.
All across America, wherever you were at the time, there
was this recession. And I flew to DC, yet everything
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seemed brand new.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Need even ninety percent of their money to grantees. In
the case of IAF that was fifty eight percent, So
the other half goes towards management.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, travel, What would you find exactly? I mean too.
An example is is that even if you're agreed with
with reporting alpaka.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Famas in Peru, well, actually most of the money never
made it out of DC.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's going into the pockets people in the neighborhood when
I lived, when I lived in DC for a year,
and when I was running for Congress, I swear on
my life every single person I met was in some
way in government. Money's orbit finding a way. Either they're
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actually working for the government, or they work for a
company that works for the government, or for a company
that works for another company that works for the government,
or for a company who works for a company. You get,
you get the idea, either government or government adjacent this money,
it's all fraud. It's not waste. I hate when they
use that. It's not waste. This is theft from the
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American taxpayer. It's all fraud. Why fifty million dollars for
hour pack goes down? Where is it? Peru? Alpacas in Peru,
And of course about twenty five cents actually gets sent
down to Peru, and that of course ends up in
some brother somebody's brother's cousins slush fund down there too.
What happens to the rest of it, It gets allocated
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to this government department, this government department. Well, first we
have to study it first. We wouldn't just want to
give money to any alpaca. Hey, my second cousin's brother,
he's he's got a new firm and that's what he does.
He studies alpaca farming. Hey, can we give him thirty
million dollars for that study? Yep, sounds good. You get
how it works. Everything, everything in the largest criminal organization
(15:35):
on the planet, that would be the United States government,
everything is designed in some way to pull money from
your wallet. I keep using the example of organized crime,
and I use it because it is absolutely perfect. When
it comes to the United States federal government and how
they steal from you in a million different ways. There
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are people like these criminals, gangsters, mafia guys. Everything in
their life, everything they look at, everything they see, it
all becomes a potential hustle. Can I get in on that?
Can I figure out a way to skim off that?
Can I figure out? Hey, this guy has a lot
of mink coats. Could I figure out how to skim
some of those mint coats? This guy has a movie theater.
(16:20):
I bet I could go to his movie theater and
charge him a dollar a sept every Friday night to
protect it. Hey, this guy sells cigarettes. I bet I
could get some of the Everything becomes a hustle, everything
becomes away. Hey, how do I get one over on
these guys and get some of that money. That's how
the criminal organization known as the United States Government operates.
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I do not forget we are live here on a
(18:09):
Friday night. You can email us Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. Back to this those stuff, because this is
going to get to Congress and the bills and what's
going through here. Here's some more of it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Is the Small Business Administration giving loans to dead people,
people over the age of one hundred and twenty. Yeah,
the answer was yes, and it was around three hundred
thirty million dollars in total.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Three hundred and thirty million dollars in loans to dead people.
I want to once again completely stressed to you that
that is not waste. Okay. I hate when Republicans talk
like this. I hate when anyone on the right talks
like this. Be more purposeful with your language. Stop saying waste, fraud,
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and abuse. This is theft. You can call it fraud,
you can call it abuse. Don't say waste. Waste makes
it sound like, oh, you know what waste is. I'll
tell you what waste is. The other day I found
nine dollars in my shorts. I put on some shorts.
It was the weekend. Nine dollars was crumpled up in it.
I had forgotten that I had nine dollars in my shorts.
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Bob had washed those shorts. God knows how many times
I stuck my hand in there and found nine dollars. Now,
that's being wasteful. That's not appreciating the value of a dollar.
I just let nine dollars go to waste. That's waste.
Three hundred and thirty million dollars in small business loans
to dead people is theft. It's not waste, that's theft.
(19:35):
Do you know what it takes to get a loan?
Have you ever gotten a loan? I'm sure you have.
Maybe it was a home loan, maybe it was a
small business loan. Was that a quick process that you
could just kind of fall into? Oh whoopsie, I applied
for a small business loan today. Oh dang, I guess
my finger slipped off the button and I clipped the
wrong one and I applied for a small business loan.
Was it quick? Did you find the process quick? You
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have to submit your self for a colonoscopy to get
a loan anymore. Yet, three hundred and thirty million dollars
of your money was sent out the door to small
businesses that didn't exist. Somebody applied for those loans and
received the money and spent it your money while you struggle,
(20:22):
while you try to make ends me. I hope you're mad.
I'm mad. I want the American people to start caring.
And we're going to talk in a minute about what
we need to start caring about. We'll continue on. We'll
let them finish a couple more of these.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
By far, the least peaceful agency that we've worked with. Yeah, ironically,
of course. Additionally, we found that they were spending money
on things like private jets.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
He's talking about the Institute for Peace. Just a heads up,
what a name, right, the Institute for Peace. They just
found a large, large quantity of weapons at a building
the Institution in Tute for Peace owned in Washington, DC. Look,
if you could go look at pictures of the room.
(21:06):
I saw pictures of the room. It's basically every guy's dream.
There are allegations. I'm just going to leave it at
that right now, there are allegations that was a Central
Intelligence Agency room. So you know exactly what the deal is. Here,
you understand how this works. Right in case you don't
understand how this works, here's how this works. Secret spy
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agencies like the Central Intelligence Agency, they can't afford to
have all the secret things they're doing as line items
in the United States budget, so they find ways to
lie and bury their things in the budgets of other departments.
In fact, other departments, entire departments are essentially Central Intelligence
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agency departments. But you don't want to say, hey, this
money's for black market weapons purchases in Zimbabwe. So instead
you have to create the Institute for Peace, give them
a big, fat budget bank on the fact none of
the losers in Congress will ever look into it, and
you've got a gigantic cash of weapons sitting there for
the CIA to screw up yet another government coup somewhere.
(22:14):
That's how it works anyway. What they find there by
far the.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Least peaceful agency that we've worked with. Yeah, ironically, of course. Additionally,
we found that they were spending money on things like
private jets, and they even had a one hundred and
thirty thousand dollars contract with a former member of the Taliban.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, this is aereal.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
We don't encounter that in most agencies.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
What was the money going to the Taliban for? So
it was a contractor.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
They received one hundred and thirty thousand dollars for generic
services and to Elon's point, there was not actually a
clear description of what the contractor services work for.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
There wasn't a clear description because they were paying somebody
the Central Intelligence Agency. That was bag money. We'll never
know what it was for. I don't want to sit
and pretend what it was for. Who knows. Maybe he
was an informant, Maybe they were paying him to kill somebody.
Maybe that money was supposed to be paid asked on
to someone else doing black bag CIA stuff. I get it.
I don't. I don't actually need to know every single
(23:06):
thing the spy world's doing. But that's what they're doing.
And that's also why the Institute for Peace was the
most hostile agency. As he said, this is an agency
run by spies, run on secrecy. Elon Musk and his
team of super nerds show up to comb through the books.
Central intelligence agencies probably not going to respond that nice
to it. That's what's happening right now. And finally for
(23:29):
the for the grand finale, and we'll get off this
doge stuff. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
A lot of great work in the Treasury this week.
One of the crazy things with regards to the Treasury
is that when a payment is made, and the computers
at the Treasury actually pay but five trillion dollars per year,
like crazy amounts. There was formerly not a budget code
on there, so if a payment was made, you didn't
know actually what it was for. It could have been
(23:57):
for anything.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Five trillion dollars and they didn't even have to mark
what it was for. You know that. You know that
I worked for Premiere, right, This show is syndicated by Premiere,
the largest most wonderful syndicator in the world. But Premiere
is underneath iHeart. You get that. So when I have
(24:23):
to go somewhere for work, when I have to fly somewhere, hotel, food,
whatever it is, I have a credit card. I have
an iHeart credit card. And when I get back, Chris
has to submit all this stuff and he has to
have receipts for everything, and everything has to have a
(24:45):
category too, right Chris, everything has to happen. What category
was this? Okay, you bought red lobster in Florida. I
need to know who were you? This is for a
two thousand dollars business trip to Florida. Submitting an expense
report into iHeart requires receipts? What was it for? Everything
has to Everything has to be marked. And don't think
(25:08):
just because I'm me that I get away with it
if it's not marked. The Chris is shaking his head. Yeah,
he gets it, because Chris has to do it. Nope,
they'll send it right back to him. Uh No, you
have to declare what this was. What's this for? That's
for a two thousand dollars business trip to Florida? The
United States federal government, that criminal organization hands out five
(25:33):
trillion dollars a year of your money without so much
as a code for why it's going where it's going.
This is not waste. These are crimes. Crimes have been
committed against you years in years in years of our
(25:54):
negligence and GOP complicity in weakness has brought us to
the point we are now governed by a criminal organization.
And that brings me back to your question, was it
feels like DOGE has fizzled out. Well, it's not that
they've fizzled out, as you can tell. They're digging into
(26:17):
things like the Treasury, like the Pentagon, things like that.
But there's a lot of misinformation, if I have to
use the word they love, there's a lot of misinformation
out there. About doge itself, what it actually can do,
what it can't do, what its value is, and what
(26:38):
its value isn't. And another asked doctor Jesse, question is
going to lead us to that which we will get
to in a moment. Before we get to that, I
want to do something this is on behalf of preborn.
I got this email Jesse. A young woman at work
came to me a few days ago and confided in
me she is pregnant and wants to have an abortion.
(27:00):
I listened to her reasons, offered her every option I
could think of in hopes of getting her to reconsider.
In the middle of her giving me another no, I
heard the words what if I adopt the baby come
out of my mouth. Jesse. I am a fifty five
year old woman with four young grandchildren. I have no
idea why I offered such an option, but I can
(27:21):
tell you that when I did, I had a warming
sensation come over me. It was never my plan to
become a mother again at this stage in my life,
but maybe it's God's. It was the only option I
offered that got her to say she would think about it.
So I am coming to the Jesse Kelly family seeking prayers.
I would welcome anyone who might be willing to pray
(27:42):
for the life of this little soul that he slash
she might be given the gift of life. What an
honor it would be to play a role in this endeavor.
Please keep up the great work on your show. We
all love you, says, We can say her name. Her
name is Kelly in Utah. One. Please join me in
saying a prayer for not just Kelly, for that young
(28:06):
woman and for the baby that's going inside of her.
This is about the most awesome thing I've ever heard
of my life. Kelly, if you're listening, I'm asking that
you please keep us updated as we pray for you.
And this is me asking you maybe give twenty eight
dollars to Preborn tonight that twenty eight dollars buys one
(28:27):
of these young women just like this an ultrasound so
she can hear that heartbeat and choose life. Preborn dot
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is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a fantastic Friday. Churning through the ask doctor
(28:50):
Jesse questions all the news of the day, making fun
of check Shumor in a little while. But first we
just did all the Doze stuff in the government waste
everything else. This guy asked the question, because it's going
to come back to the Doge stuff. Just stay with me, Jesse.
The big beautiful bill. I've heard Congress has sent the
bill to the Senate. The Senate back to Congress with
less cuts than I heard. The bill would be passed
(29:12):
by the nim A. Now I just heard John Thune
said it would be fourth of July. Jesse. If we
don't pass the bill asap, we'll lose the House. Jesse,
what's going on? Okay, So all the Doze stuff that
made you angry, this will come back to Congress. Doze
cannot cut things in any significance. That's what you want,
(29:37):
and that's what I want, to be honest with you.
I want you. I want Elon and the super Nerds
to not just identify all this theft. I want them
to stop it, eliminate it. No, no, no, stop, Okay,
no more thirty million dollars for gay turtles. I want
the same thing you want, But Doge doesn't actually have
the power to do that. Now I'm not saying DOGE
(30:02):
is useless at all, because exposing problems is an incredibly
important step in solving problems. That these things exist, that
DOGE exists. Hey, look at where this money's going. Is good.
I'm not dogging on it at all. But don't think
that's how it works in the government. How you can
(30:23):
just expose it and then well, okay, b press a
couple buttons and not the money's coming back. Now the waste,
it's done. But Nope, that's not how it works. The
truth is that all this money that they're identifying, all
this fraud, all this theft in the United States government
that DOZE is identifying, all of it has been authorized
(30:47):
by the United States Congress, by Republicans and Democrats inside
the United States Congress. So let's discuss how that happens,
because it's going to bring us to where we are now.
I touched on it a little bit earlier. You know
how that happens. You know how we end up with
this separate department that doesn't even sound like it should
(31:08):
be a thing. And you want to know how this
separate department that shouldn't even be a thing gets three
hundred million dollars a year of your money to hand
out to dead people, which is obviously theft. How does
the how do these think these things come to be? Well,
they don't just magically fall out of the sky. Congress
authorizes them in big beautiful bills. That's how they do it. No, no, no,
(31:33):
no no. We can't do single issue bills. We can't
do this one issue, we can't do that one issue.
We can't have a bill that just deals with the
border or one that deals with taxes. Hey, let's do
a big bill. Let's just do a big one and
they'll put it all in there. The reason they expand
the size of the bills is so they can throw
more theft and fraud into the bill, because inside every
(31:57):
trillion dollar bill is billions in billions and billions of
dollars of theft, authorizing Congress to steal your money and
hand it to their friends and family members. That's how
this stuff happens. Doge is discovering the things Congress has authorized,
(32:17):
and Congress authorized all those things underneath a big beautiful bill.
What's happening right now in the House and Senate. I
don't have any good news for you. It's all bad,
every single bit of it. It's bad in the Senate,
it's bad in the House. This gigantic bill is a
colossal mistake. It's a disaster. It will fund, it will
(32:40):
continue to fund every evil, criminal thing inside of the government.
Now I understand completely why the Trump administration wants the bill.
Trump wants what every president wants. He wants to do things,
and doing things ain't free. He wants to do things
and things money, and I want to make sure I
(33:02):
am giving him all the credit in the world. The
things he wants to do are awesome. He wants, you know,
I want money to secure the border. I want money
for new navy ships, I want money for He wants
to do good things. And so because he wants to
do good things, Trump is repeatedly asking for a quote,
big beautiful bill. The problem is the second you make
(33:25):
it a big beautiful bill with all the things you
want in it, they're gonna throw the three fourth things
you want in it and about three hundred things nobody
wants in there. And that's how we continue to get screwed.
You're thrilled that the Doge is exposing all this fraud
inside of the government, And I'm thrilled that Doge is
about to expose all the fraud inside of the government.
(33:47):
But the here is the painful truth. The bill that's
about to go through Congress authorizes all of it. Again.
Do you know that there is no such thing as
a big bill that is beautiful? And if you really
(34:10):
really want inflation to go down, if you really want
to get the debt under control, if we want to
continue the financial system we have always known, it involves
changing out Congress, not the president. Once every four years.
Every president, no matter how good they are, they're gonna
(34:30):
do the same thing Trump's doing. They all do it.
Reagan did it, Clinton did it, Obama did it. Trump
did it, every single one of them. Does it give
me a big bill with all the stuff I want
in it?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Sure, mister President. We'll get you some stuff you want,
with some stuff we want to happens every single time.
If you want this game to stop, you and I
will start getting a lot more focused on who we
elect and don't elect to the United States House of
Representatives and the United State eight Senate. There's no such
(35:01):
thing as a big bill that is beautiful. It does
not exist. It cannot exist. A criminal organization like the
United States Congress. It's not possible for them to create
a trillion dollar bill. That is good, it's not possible.
They can't do it. You might as well go give
the American mafia fifty million dollars to build a school.
Where do you think they're going to do with that? Oh,
(35:22):
you might end up with some sort of a school.
Maybe you can get a one room shack or something
they built for fifty grand. But that's what it's like.
You give Congress a trillion dollars for anything, they're going
to do exactly what the mafia would do with it. Anyway,
I do hope you've went ahead and called gold Co
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because I'm telling you what's common. There's going to be
another big bill, and we're not going to get inflation
under control, and there's going to be uncertainty, and that's
why you need precious metals. Look, if you'd called gold
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all right? All right? Now, we have a retired federal
agent who wrote in, and it pairs nicely with someone
else who rode in upset with the pace of things
(36:50):
at the FBI. Let's discuss that next
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