August 12, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
We're moving off of that dark stuff. We're gonna get
to emails. That'll be a good time. We'll dog on
Cracker Barrel, We'll make fun of Jasmine Crockett. Mexico's getting
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a little uppity. All that and so much more coming
up on the next hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Some of that may bleed into the next one. I
don't know whatever. That's why they give us three hours.
All right, So let's discuss something here now. Before I
get to the actual story, I have to explain something
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that's pretty obvious. Anyone who listens to the show for
a long time will know this, but maybe you're a
new listener. Unbelievably the show keeps. So let me just
lay it out there. I am the ugliest of ugly American.
I love my country. I love it so much. I've
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been to other places, good places, bad places. You know
I've been. I've been to Bagdad, I've been to Paris, right,
I've been to other places. There's nothing like America. And
even when I go to other nice places like we
did six months in Okinawa and the Marine Corps Okanawa
was awesome. Just that whole area Japan's awesome, Like it
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was cool. It was awesome. It was awesome. I can't complain.
There was some hard training and stuff like that. I
can't complain. But by the end of that six months,
that at the time was by far the longest I'd
been away from home. I just wanted to be around Americans.
I wanted to be back in America. When I go overseas,
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when I travel at all and I see Americans, my
face lights up and we just talk. I know how
blessed I am, blessed to have been born here, blessed
with all the freedoms we have, the standard of living
we have. It's a great country, and I hope you're
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proud of it. I am proud of it. And I
don't get sentimental, as you know about many things. I'm
a cold, unfeeling, sociopathic jerk. I know that, but I
get sentimental about America. I watch movies are sad things,
and I don't cry, just not much of a crier.
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Man Star Spangled Banner gets me almost every time. If
it's done well, I just I'll get it a little
choked up, but d n there. Just I love it,
can't help it. And I have been this is a
whole bunch of an ugly American. I've been for I
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would say five years. I have been looking forward to
the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of America that's next year.
Just dwell on, how unbelievably cool that is. No matter
your age, you're going to be alive for two fifty,
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two hundred and fifty years of this country. I'm so excited.
I am so excited. I'm more excited for America's two
hundred and fiftieth birthday than I've ever been for anyone's
birthday ever, including myself, my wife, my kids, my parents.
It's two fifty and we're going to be here celebrating
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this country. And I told you it's been years. It's
like five years. I've been looking forward to it. I
couldn't get it out of my mind. This is when
I started looking forward to it, and then I started thinking, oh,
this is going to be awful. If Joe Biden got reelected,
what would that thing have looked like? Think about it?
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What would it have looked like? Have you visited recently
at all? The Thomas Jefferson's home is his historic Homan Virginia.
Have you visited. I haven't recently. I went before and
it was wonderful. It was cool. Every single person I've
talked to who's been there recently has talked about how
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they just destroyed everything. Now it's just a big thing
about slavery. It's no celebration of Jefferson or anything he did.
It's just slavery this, and slavery that, and slavery this
and slavery that. Look at that's a little taste of
what the communists have done to our history in this country.
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You know what, I'll play it again. I played it
at the end of last hour. These people, this is
Dalaiah Ramirez, Delia Ramirez. These people, the people who think
like this. They're not just members of Congress from Blue
areas or a mayor here or whatnot. They are the
people who have conquered our sacred historical institutions, and they
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have brought this America hating mentality into our country, into
our mainstream institutions. You can't even visit the home of
the guy who wrote the Declaration of Independence without getting
waterboarded by.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
This cors For me, being an American is the ability
to dream, to love, to have the scent, to be
able to organize and build a kind of solidarity that
recognizes the good and the bad of the formation of
this country, that is willing to reckon with how we
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have used colonialism to harm others, especially in the Western hemisphere.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Think what our two hundred and fiftieth birthday would have
been with those animals in charge of it. Oh, they
would have had to do something. It would have been
the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. It
would have been gayer than the US Navy. It would
have been all pink rainbow propaganda, crap. White people suck, crap,
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America sucks, colonialism, this country sucks. This sucks, and that sucks,
and this sucks. They would have had trannies in the parade.
It would have been this wonderful, incredible moment that should
have been would have been awful instead of a celebration
of two hundred and fifty years. It would have been awful.
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And now Trump is in charge of it. Even if
you are the biggest Trump hater in the world, for
whatever reasons, I know he's got his laws. Everybody does.
I get that. You have to admit he's going to
make it over the top America. The last I heard
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he was discussing doing it in Iowa and making it something.
Of course, this is the most trump thing ever a day.
We're not doing a day. It's going to be like
a year long event where where they're stretching it out
over so many months of celebrating this and celebrating that.
If you're looking for something to feel good about. We
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almost had the America Hating Democrats running our two hundred
and fiftieth birthday, and they would have ruined the whole thing.
And instead, because we won an election in November, because
you put in the work and I put in the work,
and we got out there and we went to the
polls and we made it happen. Our two hundred and
fiftieth birthday is going to be so over the top, red,
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white and blue. I cannot get the smile off of
my face. I swear I might rent a house in
Iowa and just do the show from Iowa the whole year.
And I promise you this crossed my heart and hope
to die unless I am dying or somebody in my
family is dying. I'm going to that celebration. I am going,
and I don't mean for an hour like the Kellies
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normally do. I'm just going to go bask in freedom, baby,
and it's going to be amazing. And look, the White
House is already preparing. You remember that thing I read
earlier from the Smithsonian, the Smithsonian's National Museum of African
American History, about the how white culture is hard work
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and politeness and all the craziness. Did you see this
headline from today? The White House to vet Smithsonian museums
to fit Trump's historical vision. Top White House officials will
scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections, and artist grants ahead of
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America's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. They are already digging
in and they are going to purge the America hating
communist filth from all the places that were gearing up
to crap all over this country for our two hundred
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and fiftieth. And that should make you smile. It makes
me so happy to know that our two fiftieth is
going to be awesome. I mean, shoot, they're cleaning up DC.
I might go to DC and then Iowa. I don't know.
I may just spend the whole time traveling the country
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and some ridiculous red, white and blue hat and T
shirt and everything else I can possibly find. I was
gonna say sunglasses, but I'd have to get my prescription.
Either way, it's going to be awesome and we should
feel good about it. It's going to be over the
top in awesome, and we should feel good about it
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because it was almost terrible. It was almost Oh, could
you imagine what they'd done, what they would have done
with it, Imagine what they would have done with it.
They would have wrecked it. Imagine if these people ran.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You don't think more police make streets safer? Uh no, Joe,
I'm a black woman in America.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I do not always think that more police make streets safer.
It would have been that. Oh all right, let's do
some emails. I'm behind on those. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at jessecalishow dot com. And remember you
can have meat as perfect as my meat. I'm not
I'm not the meat expert. I just have an IQ.
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Since that's it. I have an IQ since the wireless
cooking thermometer. That's a freaking miracle. You see. It has
this hub. You take the thermometer out of the hub,
you put it in your meat before you cook, before
you cook, and then put your meat in the oven
or on the stove, or on the smoker, or on
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the grill, and you walk away. If you're looking, you're
not cooking. That's the saying. You don't ever have to
look again. The IQ sense talks to the hub, which
talks to your phone. Your phone tells you when the
meat is done. Go watch a game, go to church,
go play a board game, go for a walk. Your
phone will let you know BB done. Take it off.
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There are recipes on there. It'll tell you the temperature
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Jesse Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
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on a wonderful, fantastic Tuesday. I remember if you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Jesse, why is everyone freaking
out that Trump is meeting? Putin one on one? Europeans
are in panic and Lindsey Graham's bending over backwards. Okay,
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so true. There's a couple of things on this. First
of all, Trump came out In case you missed it,
I don't know how you could have missed it. But
on Friday, Trump's flying to Alaska, Putin's flying to Alaska.
They're going to sit down and try to work this
whole thing out.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
This is really a feel out meeting a little bit,
and President Putin invited me to get involved. He wants
to get involved. I think I believe he wants to
get it over with.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I've said that a few times, and I've been disappointed.
The money that's been spent and the death is incredible.
It's the worst thing that's happened, by far, the worst
that's happened since World War Two. So I'm going in
to speak to Vladimir Putin and I'm going to be
telling him you got to end this war, you got
to end it. Well, We're going to have a meeting
with Ladimir Putin, and at the end of that meeting,
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probably in the first two minutes, I'll know exactly whether
or not a deal can be Only to know that
because that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, did you hear the part in that little thing
where he said, the money that's been spent. The money
that's been spent, Okay, why are people freaking out about
the potential end of this? And by the way, I'm
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going to get to a prediction about this meeting, but
you're gonna have to wait till I'm done having this
talk and then we'll talk about the meaning itself and whatnot.
But the money that's been spent. Why is Lindsey Graham
freaking out? Why is you're up upset? Why are all
these countries upset? Remember the history episode we did, actually
I think it was a couple of them on the
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Crimean War. No one knows anything about the Crimean War.
Don't worry, I'm not going to do it again right now.
But it was a war that took place roughly, not exactly,
during our Civil War. So that tells you the kind
of weapons and things like that that were being that
were going to be used there. The Crimean War, well,
it was over this exact area, this exact area. Keep
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in mind something, there are only so many choice places
on the planet that everyone wants, and countries may rise
and fall, technology may change, but what doesn't change is
the places there are on the planet. This is the
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only planet God gave us. That part of the world
is extremely valuable. Not just for the warm water port
that can get you out to the open ocean. That's
the only one. It's the only one. Don't get you
to the Mediterranean, out the Black Sea to the Mediterranean,
to the open ocean. It's your only option. It's not
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just that other resources that are there. It's a valuable
part of the world, a valuable part of the world
that everybody wants a piece of, not just the countries
that are currently there presiding over it. It's not just
Russia who wants a piece of it. It's not just
Ukraine who wants a piece of it. The UK wants
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a piece of it. Germany wants a piece of it,
America wants a piece of it, France wants a piece
of it. When there's valuable ground, people want a piece
of it. Period and a story. Now the value, let's
focus on that. There are trillions in money to be made.
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There trillions, trillions of dollars at stake. Trillions of dollars
will move nation states to war. Nation states can be
provoked to war over this little thing or that little thing.
But when you start talking money into trillions. Nations will
mobilize armies over money in the trillions, and they will
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march to war over that, and they always have and
they always will. That is something as old as war itself. Now,
why why when Russia invaded Ukraine? Remember, Ukraine is not
a NATO country. That's an important part here. They are
not a NATO country, and they would never be allowed
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to be a NATO country. Putin would probably launch nukes
before he allowed that to happen. He's not going to
allow a NATO country to be on his border. No one,
you shouldn't, No one would allow that. Why did the
West collectively freak out when Putin invaded Ah because he's invading. No,
there are invasions all over the world. The West didn't
care about all over the world right now and back then,
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all kinds of attempted conquests were happening all over the planet.
Why is that the one everybody freaked out about? Uk America?
Everybody because Western intelligence and really Western financial interests are
heavily invested in Ukraine controlling that so we can use
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it and not Putin, because if Putin gets it, he's
going to cut the West off from it, and he's
going to use it for his own purposes. So immediately
it was was it it almost bizarre? Even if you're
highly invested in this conflict one way or the other,
wasn't it almost bizarre? Everyone from Joe Biden to Mitch
McConnell ran to the microphone immediately and said, this is
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the most important thing happening in the world. And we
were all kind of suffering from inflation and open there
are all kinds of other things going on in America.
Kind of looked around and thought, huh, I mean, you
can say it's important, but the most important thing in
the world for Western governments, not allowing Vladimir Putin to
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take this incredibly valuable ground which nations have been fighting
over for centuries, is the most important thing in the world. Remember,
these people are all monsters. They don't care about you,
don't care about normal people trying to feed their family,
care about themselves. So that's a little bit of the background.
Now let's talk about what's happening and what I think
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It's still real to me, Dammit the terran stacks. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Talking about this Russia Ukraine meeting. So so
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Trump's flying to Alaska, He's gonna feel pootin out. Trump said, hey, hey,
I'm gonna know. You know, Hey, I'm gonna know right
away if I'm gonna be able to make a deal
or not. They're talking about land swappings. Zelensky doesn't want
to land swap. That's a why is you're up freaking out?
Why is Lindsey Graham freaking out? Because Vladimir Putin has
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conquered a large chunk of Ukraine and he currently holds
it and the Ukrainians, even with all the Western weapons
and Western training that has been provided, they've been unable
to eradicate the Russian forces from the region. Speaking about
biting and holding, which we talked about earlier in the show,
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Putin bit and he's holding it, period. He holds it.
You don't have to celebrate that, but he does. He
holds it. Western leaders are freaking out because there are
trillions of dollars that are about to evaporate if a
peace deal happens. Now maybe you're about to say, well,
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I don't understand the lives lost. It's been terrible, I mean,
and no one knows the exact number, because everyone lies
during war, every side, your side, their side, every side lies.
Half a million. I've heard that, I've heard it's I've
heard a million. No one knows. It's a lot carnage
and normal people, good people like you, not me, but
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like you look at that and you think, well, don't
they want the loss of life to start? If that
don't they want the loss of life to stop? I
should say, I think. I think if you think like that,
you don't understand how truly evil so many leaders in
the West are. They would kill you and everyone you know,
everyone in your town, everyone in your state. Then in fact,
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they would nuke the United States of America if it
meant more money in power for them. These people are,
they really are evil to the core. Loss of life
completely inconsequential to them, And letd be paused for a second. Historically,
that's how evil kings, evil dictators have always been. Without
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a second thought, They'll march armies off to war and
widow tens of thousands of women, orphan as many kids.
They'll kill as many people as they have to for
the tiniest thing in the world. That's how evil leaders are.
Our leaders today aren't any less evil than some Assyrian
king who goes in sacks of town and murders all
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fifty thousand people just for the fun of it. They're
all the same same mentality. I'm powerful, I can do
what I want. I matter more. A'll massacre people want that.
Our leaders today, they are exactly the same. Now as
far as the meeting itself goes, let me give you
a piece of advice. We've probably talked about before, but
I just need you to hear me here. You're going
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to encounter, at some point in your life, sadly, someone
in your life going through a divorce. Maybe it's your
best friend, your brother, your sister, maybe God forbid, it's
your mom, Maybe it's your child. Maybe you are going
to encounter someone close to you who's going to go
through a divorce, and because you are a good person,
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you are going to want to step in im mediate
and stop it. That's what good people want. No, I
don't want this pain. I don't want this breakup. I
don't want this. Let's sit down, let's work it out.
Let me advise you against that. I have never, ever, ever,
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in my forty four years, seen that work. And one
hundred percent of the time, not fifty, not seventy, not
ninety one hundred percent of the time, the person who
tried to step in got hurt very badly for the attempt.
Why is that. It's not because your intentions aren't good.
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Your intentions are wonderful. But there's so much pain and
anger and bitterness in so of that home that you
can't fully understand because you're on the outside looking in.
There's a history there, and no just because your daughter's
been texting you about it doesn't mean you know. You
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don't fully grasp it. I don't fully grasp it. And
when you step in and try to mediate, you're just
going to get burned by the war you stuck your
nose in. Go read George Washington's farewell address. The founders
of this nation were emphatic that America stay out of
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foreign wars for exactly the reason I just told you.
It's not that they didn't have good hearts. It's not
that they didn't want peace on earth and all these stuff.
Course they wanted all these things, but they knew you
stick your nose and someone else's business, you are going
to end up getting burned and most likely You're not
going to fix a dag gone thing. All you're going
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to do is drag yourself into it. The United States
of America, this is no fault of Donald Trump, because
Joe Biden did it. Stuck its nose as far into
this war as you possibly could, to the point we
had American politicians on both sides bragging that we were
sending munitions that were killing Russian troops, bragging on camera
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that we were fighting a proxy war against the largest
nuclear power on the planet. Now we're in it. Now
we have stuck our nose in it. And Donald Trump,
to his credit, I want to point out, wants peace everywhere.
He's negotiating peace everywhere. Indy, a Pakistan, azerbar everywhere. Donald
Trump is negotiating peace, Iran, Israel. Donald Trump is trying
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to negotiate peace. He wants to death stop, wants the
killing to stop. Let's work this out. He is stepping
into an area that has been fought over for centuries,
sing in to a divorce. Then I don't think he
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can solve, and I know he thinks he can. He
wouldn't be Donald Trump if he didn't think he could.
Guys like that think like that. Remember on the campaign trail.
Remember what he would, Remember what he said about Russia
Ukraine constantly on the campaign trail. I'll have that thing
done day one, my first day in office. I'm gonna
wrap this whole thing up. I'll have a peace deal
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day one. I'm not criticized again. That's what he wanted,
That's what he tried. He's tried several times. He's tried
with Zelensky. Zelensky blew it up. He's tried with Putin,
Putin blew it up. Why does this keep happening? We
are stepping into a divorce that is ugly, and the arguments,
the fighting, the bitterness is generational and lasting. And they
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don't want peace if Putin, If Putin doesn't get to
keep in this land swap thing, if Putin doesn't get
to keep most of what he's taken, Putin's going to
reject it because in Putin's mind, to try to get
me out of it, you haven't been able to do
so far. We've been fighting for what is it, Chris,
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three years? I think now three years you've been trying
to get me out of it. You can't. No, Zelenski,
We've seen how belligerent that little troll is he wants
it all back. Now give me everything back. Well, you
lost it, you don't have it. It's not yours anymore.
It got taken from you. I applaud Donald Trump for
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putting himself out there, and it is a risk. It's
a risk of political capital, because what happens if Donald
Trump flies to Alaska, has this big meeting with Vladimir
Putin and flies away and it's just a huge dud.
Nothing comes of it, And that's what I believe it
will be. I think it'll be no peace, no nothing.
Well then kind of makes him look back, Oh you
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tried and you couldn't. Don't get wrong. I won't think
any less of him, but it'll be political capital he
didn't have to risk. I don't think this thing can
work out until it's worked out by those two sides.
Those are the players. That's the game. And that's enough
of that. Let's get back to some emails because I'm
behind on some of those, and then we'll talk about
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Mexico setting the military in hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Let's dig into some of these emails before we talk
about Mexico and a drug more dangerous than fentanyl, and
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oh my gosh, it's terrible, Jesse. In your world travels,
you need to put Andersonville, Georgia on your itinerary. It'll
give you I can't say that word. It'll give you
the shivers. You'll feel the ghosts, and you'll surely want
to do a history episode on this dark moment in
our history. After visiting the story of Providence, Spring could
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be an evident an episode on its own. All right,
So Chris, save this email. I just decided, live on
the air, that's my next tip history episode. We're gonna
talk about Andersonville. You know anything about han Andersonville? Chris,
you don't know anything about Andersonville, Corey, nothing good. Don't
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look it up. I'll teach you. We're gonna look this up.
I'm saving this email. Anyone who doesn't know that's gonna
be my next thing. Time to do a little civil
war talk. Don't worry about I have all kinds of
violence and atrocities and stuff like that. It's great, Jesse.
I was on the grill the other night. I had
an epiphany. Does the menu Whisper prefer bun length or
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normal size wieners. I figured, since you have tiny hands,
you're probably used to you know that's not very nice.
We only do bun size wieners in the Kelly Household,
only bun size wieners. I will never understand it as
long as I live. Why are there wieners that leave
an extra two or three inches of bun? It's awful.
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You don't eat the hot dog for the bun, you
eat it for a combination of the two. I've told
you this before. If I'm on a budget, and I
have been many times, we go with bars. But bars
bars is probably not the best. Now, now that we're
moving on up, like the Jeffersons, we get ballpark ballpark
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bun size beef Francs. They're beef Chris, even you can
eat them ballpark. But what Chris has been shockingly pushing
for Hebrew Nationals. Hebrew Nationals are garbage, Chris. Yes they
or I've tried them. I know you have them in
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the fridge right now. I've seen them here. I get it.
I support it. Okay, go ahead, I support it. Take
them to synagogue. I have tried them one hundred times.
It's not like I don't want to like them. I
want to like them. I'm trying to be cultured. What
Chris what, I don't like them because of how pricey
they are. Don't take your values and put your values
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on me. That's not true at all. I buy ballpark.
Ballpark's got to be about even about the same. Have
I ever told you about the best hot dog I've
ever eaten in my life? So, in the Marine Corps,
after you graduate from boot camp, if you're in the infantry,
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at least you go Actually, I think this is everybody.
When you go to boot camp in San Diego, you
leave there and then you do post boot camp training
for whatever your specialty happens to be at Camp Pendleton,
which is southern California outside of San Diego. If you're
in the infantry, like I was, you will do a long,
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long post boot camp training. It was called then, I
don't know if it still is, s OI School of Infantry,
pretty advanced stuff. School of Infantry, And it was I'll
tell you this. Physically, it was much more difficult than
boot camp. School of Infantry training was. It was a lot.
You're on rock runs and all kinds of stuff. It
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was a lot. So while you're there, remember when you're
in Marine Corps boot camp. Unless this has changed, and
I don't think it has, you don't get weekends off.
You're always training. It's three months. You're always training. You
don't get to call home. There aren't phone calls. There's
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nothing but you and an angry drill instructor trying to
kill you. There's no weekend, there's no nothing. Now, that's
how it's supposed to be. That's why. That's how you
make a marine. I'm not complaining about it. But when
you get to SI, you're not a recruit anymore. Now
you're a marine. And occasionally, at least they did back
(33:07):
in the day, they will let you off for a
day or two. We always used the number of hours,
so it was you got a twenty four, or you
got a forty eight, or if we never got seventy
twos in Soi, maybe you get a seventy two. If
you go to the fleet you get a seventy two.
You get three days off. We had been cooped up.
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We wanted to go have fun, and they lectured us
the second we got to Soi. Because of its proximity
to Mexico that we were never, under any circumstances allowed
to go down to Tijuana. We are not allowed to
cross the border and go to Tijuana. It was too dangerous.
You're gonna get arrested, you're gonna get killed. Don't go
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to Tijuana. Well, if you tell that to a bunch
of young infantry marines, you might as well drive them
down to the border. If you're telling me I can't
go there, that must be where it's the most fun.
First weekend we got, and I mean the first weekend
we got, So go on to Tijuana. Right. They even
put guards, marine guards at the border trying to catch
(34:15):
marines crossing either way. That's how adavant they are. Do
not go to Tijuana. Well, as you know, the shadow,
I may be tall, but I'm very covert. Slipped across
the border with my boys. We drove down there, went
down to Tijuana, had a great time. You young marines listening,
(34:36):
I know a bunch of young marines listen. In all seriousness,
I'm totally serious right now, don't do that anymore. It's
way worse now than it was then. I wouldn't go now,
even when I even when I was a young marine.
I would not go anymore now two cartel controlled. Now
too dangerous, Okay, don't do no, they're not gonna go, Chris.
I just told them not to. Please, don't listen. I'd
be honest with you. Don't go now, don't go too
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dangers anyway, slipped across the border, had a great time.
We exit an establishment, a bar, We left a bar.
It was something like two am, like young Marines, due
just morons. And they had this Mexican on the streets
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on he's running a hot dog stand and I, oh, oh, yeah,
two am, Chris. Oh, Chris. There was a line. It's
not like he was about to close up, dude, it's
it's Tijuana, buddy. There was a frigging line. And I'm glad.
I don't know what was in these hot dogs, but
he's pulling out these hot dogs that are bacon wrapped,
(35:42):
and they were you know, we didn't have any money.
You don't have any money. You're dirt poor a buck apiece. Oh,
I know, Chris. You should see Chris. Now, Chris is
ready to go. Chris. Bacon wrapped, Buddy, bacon wrapped. You
can't go eat them anyway. Don't drive down there. And
ruin your kosher meal bacon wrapped hot dogs, and he
threw them right on this flat top. And like I said,
you know what the health and safety standards are. It's
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a miracle we didn't all die from that alone. Oh
my gosh, I have never in my life eaten a
hot dog that tasted that good. What, Chris, what? Why
don't you bac and wrap them and smoke them a home.
I've tried. I can't get them the same. I don't
know why the stude that's a special Mexican voodoo or
(36:26):
something like that. Have I told you about preborn? If
I told you about saving a baby's life? You know?
Babies right now and I'll see this this. Babies right
now are dying thousands a day. Abortion has not only
not gone away, abortion has increased since Roe Versus Way
(36:47):
got overturned. It's not because it got overturned, it's because
of this evil pill. They'll just mail it out to
women now. Is mail them a pill? Now? It's on demand? Sad?
Isn't it horrible? When evil is that available? How do
you fight back against it? Preborn is how preborn finds
that scared young mother and they give her an ultrasound.
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And by the way, once she chooses life, they don't
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
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(00:31):
a little uppity. All that and so much more coming
up on the next hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Some of that may bleed into the next one. I
don't know whatever. That's why they give us three hours.
All right, So let's discuss something here now. Before I
get to the actual story, I have to explain something
(00:52):
that's pretty obvious. Anyone who listens to the show for
a long time will know this, but maybe you're a
new listener. Unbelievably the show keeps. So let me just
lay it out there. I am the ugliest of ugly American.
I love my country. I love it so much. I've
(01:13):
been to other places, good places, bad places. You know
I've been. I've been to Bagdad, I've been to Paris, right,
I've been to other places. There's nothing like America. And
even when I go to other nice places like we
did six months in Okinawa and the Marine Corps Okanawa
was awesome. Just that whole area Japan's awesome, Like it
(01:36):
was cool. It was awesome. It was awesome. I can't complain.
There was some hard training and stuff like that. I
can't complain. But by the end of that six months,
that at the time was by far the longest I'd
been away from home. I just wanted to be around Americans.
I wanted to be back in America. When I go overseas,
(01:57):
when I travel at all and I see Americans, my
face lights up and we just talk. I know how
blessed I am, blessed to have been born here, blessed
with all the freedoms we have, the standard of living
we have. It's a great country, and I hope you're
(02:18):
proud of it. I am proud of it. And I
don't get sentimental, as you know about many things. I'm
a cold, unfeeling, sociopathic jerk. I know that, but I
get sentimental about America. I watch movies are sad things,
and I don't cry, just not much of a crier.
(02:38):
Man Star Spangled Banner gets me almost every time. If
it's done well, I just I'll get it a little
choked up, but d n there. Just I love it,
can't help it. And I have been this is a
whole bunch of an ugly American. I've been for I
(02:58):
would say five years. I have been looking forward to
the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of America that's next year.
Just dwell on, how unbelievably cool that is. No matter
your age, you're going to be alive for two fifty,
(03:21):
two hundred and fifty years of this country. I'm so excited.
I am so excited. I'm more excited for America's two
hundred and fiftieth birthday than I've ever been for anyone's
birthday ever, including myself, my wife, my kids, my parents.
It's two fifty and we're going to be here celebrating
(03:42):
this country. And I told you it's been years. It's
like five years. I've been looking forward to it. I
couldn't get it out of my mind. This is when
I started looking forward to it, and then I started thinking, oh,
this is going to be awful. If Joe Biden got reelected,
what would that thing have looked like? Think about it?
(04:05):
What would it have looked like? Have you visited recently
at all? The Thomas Jefferson's home is his historic Homan Virginia.
Have you visited. I haven't recently. I went before and
it was wonderful. It was cool. Every single person I've
talked to who's been there recently has talked about how
(04:26):
they just destroyed everything. Now it's just a big thing
about slavery. It's no celebration of Jefferson or anything he did.
It's just slavery this, and slavery that, and slavery this
and slavery that. Look at that's a little taste of
what the communists have done to our history in this country.
(04:47):
You know what, I'll play it again. I played it
at the end of last hour. These people, this is
Dalaiah Ramirez, Delia Ramirez. These people, the people who think
like this. They're not just members of Congress from Blue
areas or a mayor here or whatnot. They are the
people who have conquered our sacred historical institutions, and they
(05:08):
have brought this America hating mentality into our country, into
our mainstream institutions. You can't even visit the home of
the guy who wrote the Declaration of Independence without getting
waterboarded by.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
This cors For me, being an American is the ability
to dream, to love, to have the scent, to be
able to organize and build a kind of solidarity that
recognizes the good and the bad of the formation of
this country, that is willing to reckon with how we
(05:45):
have used colonialism to harm others, especially in the Western hemisphere.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Think what our two hundred and fiftieth birthday would have
been with those animals in charge of it. Oh, they
would have had to do something. It would have been
the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. It
would have been gayer than the US Navy. It would
have been all pink rainbow propaganda, crap. White people suck, crap,
(06:18):
America sucks, colonialism, this country sucks. This sucks, and that sucks,
and this sucks. They would have had trannies in the parade.
It would have been this wonderful, incredible moment that should
have been would have been awful instead of a celebration
of two hundred and fifty years. It would have been awful.
(06:40):
And now Trump is in charge of it. Even if
you are the biggest Trump hater in the world, for
whatever reasons, I know he's got his laws. Everybody does.
I get that. You have to admit he's going to
make it over the top America. The last I heard
(07:03):
he was discussing doing it in Iowa and making it something.
Of course, this is the most trump thing ever a day.
We're not doing a day. It's going to be like
a year long event where where they're stretching it out
over so many months of celebrating this and celebrating that.
If you're looking for something to feel good about. We
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almost had the America Hating Democrats running our two hundred
and fiftieth birthday, and they would have ruined the whole thing.
And instead, because we won an election in November, because
you put in the work and I put in the work,
and we got out there and we went to the
polls and we made it happen. Our two hundred and
fiftieth birthday is going to be so over the top, red,
(07:47):
white and blue. I cannot get the smile off of
my face. I swear I might rent a house in
Iowa and just do the show from Iowa the whole year.
And I promise you this crossed my heart and hope
to die unless I am dying or somebody in my
family is dying. I'm going to that celebration. I am going,
and I don't mean for an hour like the Kellies
(08:08):
normally do. I'm just going to go bask in freedom, baby,
and it's going to be amazing. And look, the White
House is already preparing. You remember that thing I read
earlier from the Smithsonian, the Smithsonian's National Museum of African
American History, about the how white culture is hard work
(08:31):
and politeness and all the craziness. Did you see this
headline from today? The White House to vet Smithsonian museums
to fit Trump's historical vision. Top White House officials will
scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections, and artist grants ahead of
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America's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. They are already digging
in and they are going to purge the America hating
communist filth from all the places that were gearing up
to crap all over this country for our two hundred
(09:17):
and fiftieth. And that should make you smile. It makes
me so happy to know that our two fiftieth is
going to be awesome. I mean, shoot, they're cleaning up DC.
I might go to DC and then Iowa. I don't know.
I may just spend the whole time traveling the country
(09:38):
and some ridiculous red, white and blue hat and T
shirt and everything else I can possibly find. I was
gonna say sunglasses, but I'd have to get my prescription.
Either way, it's going to be awesome and we should
feel good about it. It's going to be over the
top in awesome, and we should feel good about it
(09:59):
because it was almost terrible. It was almost Oh, could
you imagine what they'd done, what they would have done
with it, Imagine what they would have done with it.
They would have wrecked it. Imagine if these people ran.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You don't think more police make streets safer? Uh no, Joe,
I'm a black woman in America.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I do not always think that more police make streets safer.
It would have been that. Oh all right, let's do
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the show Jesse at jessecalishow dot com. And remember you
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on a wonderful, fantastic Tuesday. I remember if you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Jesse, why is everyone freaking
out that Trump is meeting? Putin one on one? Europeans
are in panic and Lindsey Graham's bending over backwards. Okay,
(12:09):
so true. There's a couple of things on this. First
of all, Trump came out In case you missed it,
I don't know how you could have missed it. But
on Friday, Trump's flying to Alaska, Putin's flying to Alaska.
They're going to sit down and try to work this
whole thing out.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
This is really a feel out meeting a little bit,
and President Putin invited me to get involved. He wants
to get involved. I think I believe he wants to
get it over with.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I've said that a few times, and I've been disappointed.
The money that's been spent and the death is incredible.
It's the worst thing that's happened, by far, the worst
that's happened since World War Two. So I'm going in
to speak to Vladimir Putin and I'm going to be
telling him you got to end this war, you got
to end it. Well, We're going to have a meeting
with Ladimir Putin, and at the end of that meeting,
(12:58):
probably in the first two minutes, I'll know exactly whether
or not a deal can be Only to know that
because that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, did you hear the part in that little thing
where he said, the money that's been spent. The money
that's been spent, Okay, why are people freaking out about
the potential end of this? And by the way, I'm
(13:27):
going to get to a prediction about this meeting, but
you're gonna have to wait till I'm done having this
talk and then we'll talk about the meaning itself and whatnot.
But the money that's been spent. Why is Lindsey Graham
freaking out? Why is you're up upset? Why are all
these countries upset? Remember the history episode we did, actually
I think it was a couple of them on the
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Crimean War. No one knows anything about the Crimean War.
Don't worry, I'm not going to do it again right now.
But it was a war that took place roughly, not exactly,
during our Civil War. So that tells you the kind
of weapons and things like that that were being that
were going to be used there. The Crimean War, well,
it was over this exact area, this exact area. Keep
(14:13):
in mind something, there are only so many choice places
on the planet that everyone wants, and countries may rise
and fall, technology may change, but what doesn't change is
the places there are on the planet. This is the
(14:34):
only planet God gave us. That part of the world
is extremely valuable. Not just for the warm water port
that can get you out to the open ocean. That's
the only one. It's the only one. Don't get you
to the Mediterranean, out the Black Sea to the Mediterranean,
to the open ocean. It's your only option. It's not
(14:56):
just that other resources that are there. It's a valuable
part of the world, a valuable part of the world
that everybody wants a piece of, not just the countries
that are currently there presiding over it. It's not just
Russia who wants a piece of it. It's not just
Ukraine who wants a piece of it. The UK wants
(15:17):
a piece of it. Germany wants a piece of it,
America wants a piece of it, France wants a piece
of it. When there's valuable ground, people want a piece
of it. Period and a story. Now the value, let's
focus on that. There are trillions in money to be made.
(15:38):
There trillions, trillions of dollars at stake. Trillions of dollars
will move nation states to war. Nation states can be
provoked to war over this little thing or that little thing.
But when you start talking money into trillions. Nations will
mobilize armies over money in the trillions, and they will
(16:02):
march to war over that, and they always have and
they always will. That is something as old as war itself. Now,
why why when Russia invaded Ukraine? Remember, Ukraine is not
a NATO country. That's an important part here. They are
not a NATO country, and they would never be allowed
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to be a NATO country. Putin would probably launch nukes
before he allowed that to happen. He's not going to
allow a NATO country to be on his border. No one,
you shouldn't, No one would allow that. Why did the
West collectively freak out when Putin invaded Ah because he's invading. No,
there are invasions all over the world. The West didn't
care about all over the world right now and back then,
(16:45):
all kinds of attempted conquests were happening all over the planet.
Why is that the one everybody freaked out about? Uk America?
Everybody because Western intelligence and really Western financial interests are
heavily invested in Ukraine controlling that so we can use
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it and not Putin, because if Putin gets it, he's
going to cut the West off from it, and he's
going to use it for his own purposes. So immediately
it was was it it almost bizarre? Even if you're
highly invested in this conflict one way or the other,
wasn't it almost bizarre? Everyone from Joe Biden to Mitch
McConnell ran to the microphone immediately and said, this is
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the most important thing happening in the world. And we
were all kind of suffering from inflation and open there
are all kinds of other things going on in America.
Kind of looked around and thought, huh, I mean, you
can say it's important, but the most important thing in
the world for Western governments, not allowing Vladimir Putin to
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take this incredibly valuable ground which nations have been fighting
over for centuries, is the most important thing in the world. Remember,
these people are all monsters. They don't care about you,
don't care about normal people trying to feed their family,
care about themselves. So that's a little bit of the background.
Now let's talk about what's happening and what I think
(18:13):
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It's still real to me, Dammit the terran stacks. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Talking about this Russia Ukraine meeting. So so
(19:46):
Trump's flying to Alaska, He's gonna feel pootin out. Trump said, hey, hey,
I'm gonna know. You know, Hey, I'm gonna know right
away if I'm gonna be able to make a deal
or not. They're talking about land swappings. Zelensky doesn't want
to land swap. That's a why is you're up freaking out?
Why is Lindsey Graham freaking out? Because Vladimir Putin has
(20:08):
conquered a large chunk of Ukraine and he currently holds
it and the Ukrainians, even with all the Western weapons
and Western training that has been provided, they've been unable
to eradicate the Russian forces from the region. Speaking about
biting and holding, which we talked about earlier in the show,
(20:29):
Putin bit and he's holding it, period. He holds it.
You don't have to celebrate that, but he does. He
holds it. Western leaders are freaking out because there are
trillions of dollars that are about to evaporate if a
peace deal happens. Now maybe you're about to say, well,
(20:51):
I don't understand the lives lost. It's been terrible, I mean,
and no one knows the exact number, because everyone lies
during war, every side, your side, their side, every side lies.
Half a million. I've heard that, I've heard it's I've
heard a million. No one knows. It's a lot carnage
and normal people, good people like you, not me, but
(21:11):
like you look at that and you think, well, don't
they want the loss of life to start? If that
don't they want the loss of life to stop? I
should say, I think. I think if you think like that,
you don't understand how truly evil so many leaders in
the West are. They would kill you and everyone you know,
everyone in your town, everyone in your state. Then in fact,
(21:34):
they would nuke the United States of America if it
meant more money in power for them. These people are,
they really are evil to the core. Loss of life
completely inconsequential to them, And letd be paused for a second. Historically,
that's how evil kings, evil dictators have always been. Without
(21:55):
a second thought, They'll march armies off to war and
widow tens of thousands of women, orphan as many kids.
They'll kill as many people as they have to for
the tiniest thing in the world. That's how evil leaders are.
Our leaders today aren't any less evil than some Assyrian
king who goes in sacks of town and murders all
(22:17):
fifty thousand people just for the fun of it. They're
all the same same mentality. I'm powerful, I can do
what I want. I matter more. A'll massacre people want that.
Our leaders today, they are exactly the same. Now as
far as the meeting itself goes, let me give you
a piece of advice. We've probably talked about before, but
I just need you to hear me here. You're going
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to encounter, at some point in your life, sadly, someone
in your life going through a divorce. Maybe it's your
best friend, your brother, your sister, maybe God forbid, it's
your mom, Maybe it's your child. Maybe you are going
to encounter someone close to you who's going to go
through a divorce, and because you are a good person,
(23:05):
you are going to want to step in im mediate
and stop it. That's what good people want. No, I
don't want this pain. I don't want this breakup. I
don't want this. Let's sit down, let's work it out.
Let me advise you against that. I have never, ever, ever,
(23:27):
in my forty four years, seen that work. And one
hundred percent of the time, not fifty, not seventy, not
ninety one hundred percent of the time, the person who
tried to step in got hurt very badly for the attempt.
Why is that. It's not because your intentions aren't good.
(23:50):
Your intentions are wonderful. But there's so much pain and
anger and bitterness in so of that home that you
can't fully understand because you're on the outside looking in.
There's a history there, and no just because your daughter's
been texting you about it doesn't mean you know. You
(24:13):
don't fully grasp it. I don't fully grasp it. And
when you step in and try to mediate, you're just
going to get burned by the war you stuck your
nose in. Go read George Washington's farewell address. The founders
of this nation were emphatic that America stay out of
(24:36):
foreign wars for exactly the reason I just told you.
It's not that they didn't have good hearts. It's not
that they didn't want peace on earth and all these stuff.
Course they wanted all these things, but they knew you
stick your nose and someone else's business, you are going
to end up getting burned and most likely You're not
going to fix a dag gone thing. All you're going
(24:58):
to do is drag yourself into it. The United States
of America, this is no fault of Donald Trump, because
Joe Biden did it. Stuck its nose as far into
this war as you possibly could, to the point we
had American politicians on both sides bragging that we were
sending munitions that were killing Russian troops, bragging on camera
(25:20):
that we were fighting a proxy war against the largest
nuclear power on the planet. Now we're in it. Now
we have stuck our nose in it. And Donald Trump,
to his credit, I want to point out, wants peace everywhere.
He's negotiating peace everywhere. Indy, a Pakistan, azerbar everywhere. Donald
Trump is negotiating peace, Iran, Israel. Donald Trump is trying
(25:45):
to negotiate peace. He wants to death stop, wants the
killing to stop. Let's work this out. He is stepping
into an area that has been fought over for centuries,
sing in to a divorce. Then I don't think he
(26:05):
can solve, and I know he thinks he can. He
wouldn't be Donald Trump if he didn't think he could.
Guys like that think like that. Remember on the campaign trail.
Remember what he would, Remember what he said about Russia
Ukraine constantly on the campaign trail. I'll have that thing
done day one, my first day in office. I'm gonna
wrap this whole thing up. I'll have a peace deal
(26:26):
day one. I'm not criticized again. That's what he wanted,
That's what he tried. He's tried several times. He's tried
with Zelensky. Zelensky blew it up. He's tried with Putin,
Putin blew it up. Why does this keep happening? We
are stepping into a divorce that is ugly, and the arguments,
the fighting, the bitterness is generational and lasting. And they
(26:53):
don't want peace if Putin, If Putin doesn't get to
keep in this land swap thing, if Putin doesn't get
to keep most of what he's taken, Putin's going to
reject it because in Putin's mind, to try to get
me out of it, you haven't been able to do
so far. We've been fighting for what is it, Chris,
(27:15):
three years? I think now three years you've been trying
to get me out of it. You can't. No, Zelenski,
We've seen how belligerent that little troll is he wants
it all back. Now give me everything back. Well, you
lost it, you don't have it. It's not yours anymore.
It got taken from you. I applaud Donald Trump for
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putting himself out there, and it is a risk. It's
a risk of political capital, because what happens if Donald
Trump flies to Alaska, has this big meeting with Vladimir
Putin and flies away and it's just a huge dud.
Nothing comes of it, And that's what I believe it
will be. I think it'll be no peace, no nothing.
Well then kind of makes him look back, Oh you
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tried and you couldn't. Don't get wrong. I won't think
any less of him, but it'll be political capital he
didn't have to risk. I don't think this thing can
work out until it's worked out by those two sides.
Those are the players. That's the game. And that's enough
of that. Let's get back to some emails because I'm
behind on some of those, and then we'll talk about
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Mexico setting the military in hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Let's dig into some of these emails before we talk
about Mexico and a drug more dangerous than fentanyl, and
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oh my gosh, it's terrible, Jesse. In your world travels,
you need to put Andersonville, Georgia on your itinerary. It'll
give you I can't say that word. It'll give you
the shivers. You'll feel the ghosts, and you'll surely want
to do a history episode on this dark moment in
our history. After visiting the story of Providence, Spring could
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be an evident an episode on its own. All right,
So Chris, save this email. I just decided, live on
the air, that's my next tip history episode. We're gonna
talk about Andersonville. You know anything about han Andersonville? Chris,
you don't know anything about Andersonville, Corey, nothing good. Don't
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look it up. I'll teach you. We're gonna look this up.
I'm saving this email. Anyone who doesn't know that's gonna
be my next thing. Time to do a little civil
war talk. Don't worry about I have all kinds of
violence and atrocities and stuff like that. It's great, Jesse.
I was on the grill the other night. I had
an epiphany. Does the menu Whisper prefer bun length or
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normal size wieners. I figured, since you have tiny hands,
you're probably used to you know that's not very nice.
We only do bun size wieners in the Kelly Household,
only bun size wieners. I will never understand it as
long as I live. Why are there wieners that leave
an extra two or three inches of bun? It's awful.
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You don't eat the hot dog for the bun, you
eat it for a combination of the two. I've told
you this before. If I'm on a budget, and I
have been many times, we go with bars. But bars
bars is probably not the best. Now, now that we're
moving on up, like the Jeffersons, we get ballpark ballpark
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bun size beef Francs. They're beef Chris, even you can
eat them ballpark. But what Chris has been shockingly pushing
for Hebrew Nationals. Hebrew Nationals are garbage, Chris. Yes they
or I've tried them. I know you have them in
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the fridge right now. I've seen them here. I get it.
I support it. Okay, go ahead, I support it. Take
them to synagogue. I have tried them one hundred times.
It's not like I don't want to like them. I
want to like them. I'm trying to be cultured. What
Chris what, I don't like them because of how pricey
they are. Don't take your values and put your values
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on me. That's not true at all. I buy ballpark.
Ballpark's got to be about even about the same. Have
I ever told you about the best hot dog I've
ever eaten in my life? So, in the Marine Corps,
after you graduate from boot camp, if you're in the infantry,
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at least you go Actually, I think this is everybody.
When you go to boot camp in San Diego, you
leave there and then you do post boot camp training
for whatever your specialty happens to be at Camp Pendleton,
which is southern California outside of San Diego. If you're
in the infantry, like I was, you will do a long,
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long post boot camp training. It was called then, I
don't know if it still is, s OI School of Infantry,
pretty advanced stuff. School of Infantry, And it was I'll
tell you this. Physically, it was much more difficult than
boot camp. School of Infantry training was. It was a lot.
You're on rock runs and all kinds of stuff. It
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was a lot. So while you're there, remember when you're
in Marine Corps boot camp. Unless this has changed, and
I don't think it has, you don't get weekends off.
You're always training. It's three months. You're always training. You
don't get to call home. There aren't phone calls. There's
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nothing but you and an angry drill instructor trying to
kill you. There's no weekend, there's no nothing. Now, that's
how it's supposed to be. That's why. That's how you
make a marine. I'm not complaining about it. But when
you get to SI, you're not a recruit anymore. Now
you're a marine. And occasionally, at least they did back
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in the day, they will let you off for a
day or two. We always used the number of hours,
so it was you got a twenty four, or you
got a forty eight, or if we never got seventy
twos in Soi, maybe you get a seventy two. If
you go to the fleet you get a seventy two.
You get three days off. We had been cooped up.
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We wanted to go have fun, and they lectured us
the second we got to Soi. Because of its proximity
to Mexico that we were never, under any circumstances allowed
to go down to Tijuana. We are not allowed to
cross the border and go to Tijuana. It was too dangerous.
You're gonna get arrested, you're gonna get killed. Don't go
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to Tijuana. Well, if you tell that to a bunch
of young infantry marines, you might as well drive them
down to the border. If you're telling me I can't
go there, that must be where it's the most fun.
First weekend we got, and I mean the first weekend
we got, So go on to Tijuana. Right. They even
put guards, marine guards at the border trying to catch
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marines crossing either way. That's how adavant they are. Do
not go to Tijuana. Well, as you know, the shadow,
I may be tall, but I'm very covert. Slipped across
the border with my boys. We drove down there, went
down to Tijuana, had a great time. You young marines listening,
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I know a bunch of young marines listen. In all seriousness,
I'm totally serious right now, don't do that anymore. It's
way worse now than it was then. I wouldn't go now,
even when I even when I was a young marine.
I would not go anymore now two cartel controlled. Now
too dangerous, Okay, don't do no, they're not gonna go, Chris.
I just told them not to. Please, don't listen. I'd
be honest with you. Don't go now, don't go too
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dangers anyway, slipped across the border, had a great time.
We exit an establishment, a bar, We left a bar.
It was something like two am, like young Marines, due
just morons. And they had this Mexican on the streets
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on he's running a hot dog stand and I, oh, oh, yeah,
two am, Chris. Oh, Chris. There was a line. It's
not like he was about to close up, dude, it's
it's Tijuana, buddy. There was a frigging line. And I'm glad.
I don't know what was in these hot dogs, but
he's pulling out these hot dogs that are bacon wrapped,
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and they were you know, we didn't have any money.
You don't have any money. You're dirt poor a buck apiece. Oh,
I know, Chris. You should see Chris. Now, Chris is
ready to go. Chris. Bacon wrapped, Buddy, bacon wrapped. You
can't go eat them anyway. Don't drive down there. And
ruin your kosher meal bacon wrapped hot dogs, and he
threw them right on this flat top. And like I said,
you know what the health and safety standards are. It's
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a miracle we didn't all die from that alone. Oh
my gosh, I have never in my life eaten a
hot dog that tasted that good. What, Chris, what? Why
don't you bac and wrap them and smoke them a home.
I've tried. I can't get them the same. I don't
know why the stude that's a special Mexican voodoo or
(36:26):
something like that. Have I told you about preborn? If
I told you about saving a baby's life? You know?
Babies right now and I'll see this this. Babies right
now are dying thousands a day. Abortion has not only
not gone away, abortion has increased since Roe Versus Way
(36:47):
got overturned. It's not because it got overturned, it's because
of this evil pill. They'll just mail it out to
women now. Is mail them a pill? Now? It's on demand? Sad?
Isn't it horrible? When evil is that available? How do
you fight back against it? Preborn is how preborn finds
that scared young mother and they give her an ultrasound.
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And by the way, once she chooses life, they don't
just toss her on the street. Hey, you need care,
you need a substance abuse help, you need diapers, you
need a place to stay, two years of care. Preborn
is there that rhymed? That was awesome. All they asked
from you twenty eight bucks. But give them whatever you want.
Twenty eight bucks buys the ultrasound. It's all that's deductible. Right,
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