June 15, 2024 • 37 mins
Would the police defy unjust orders? Ordinary Men. The system has been filling up with people ideologically opposed to you. Weak men in the military are the ones you have to worry about. Who does the president think his enemies are? Favorite gospel song.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna talk
about the military taking on the American people. That'll be
light and fluffy and fun. Let's talk about an AK
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forty seven. What do I think about those things? Why
don't I laugh more on TV like I do on radio?
Someone wants to argue with me about chopsticks? Will make
fun of Lindsey Graham. Oh, that and so much more.
It's coming this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
I do have to play this little bit too. This
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is from Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson. But just remember this.
We call communism Marxism because that really is the governing
religion behind so much of what we see. But in
the end, on an even more macro level than that,
what is it? What is it? Well, it's just people
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in power acquiring more money and power for themselves and
destroying everyone else in the process. It's a tale as
old as time. It's not like the communists are the
first ones who have understood this concept. They may have
taken it to greater extremes than other people have before.
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Communists really have been more willing than honestly about anyone
else I can think of in world history to murder
their own people. Plenty of people have been conquers and
murderers and genocidal maniacs. The Communists to look at his
own country and burn it to the ground. It's really
really demonic. But in the end, it's just about getting
richer and more powerful. Remember the Communists in North Korea,
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the Kim family, they own a lot of mansions. What
is that? I forget what I figure? What the day
of that fancy liquor is Hennessy. There's Hennessy, the current
Kim his dad. He was the largest purchaser by far
of Hennessy on the planet. Lennon Ate a lot of
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steak dinners, So did Stalin Polepot lived real well. That
dirt ball in Venezuela. Oh boy, it's private air travel,
pretty girls, juicy steaks. Everyone else dies, everyone else starves
or is murdered by the regime. But in the end
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it's all just a scam. Mayor Brandon Johnson, he has
been caught, if you will, dropping thirty gee's on a
taxpayer money on things like hair and makeup. Dude's got
a crew cut. He's dropping thirty g's on hair and makeup.
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And this is what he said.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
About sometimes story last week about your spending of thirty
thousand dollars from your campaign fund for hair and makeup.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Sorry, campaign fund not taxpayer money campaign funds.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Can you respond to that and explain why you think
that's an appropriate use of the campaign dollars too many people.
Seems like a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I think it's always appropriate to make sure that we're
investing in small businesses, especially minority own, black owned, women
owned businesses. Our campaign spends money on food. We support
black and brown owned businesses, women owned businesses, printing, There
are a number of things that my campaign spends well.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Of course, he's just out there helping the black and
brown people. Of course, in the end, for all these people,
as soon as you move from being a street scumbag
and you get promoted into being an elite scumbag, in
the end, it's just about money and power, like so
much of the rest of it. Anyway, Hey, why is
inbalding oracle? That's not very nice. Every time the topic
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occurs about people versus the government. You explain that the
people have more arms than the government, despite not having
planes or cannons or whatever. My question is, if told
to attack the people, what percentage of enlisted service members,
three letter agencies and Capitol police would say no and
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defy orders. I don't think this thought has been addressed,
but I wonder about it each time. Let's say you
emailing from my pure talk phone and haven't heard the
freedo bandido in a while, and his name is Russell. Okay,
let's give Russell what he asked for.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
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like Drinco storn chips.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
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You must not appin Munch, munch, munch, a bunch of prittos.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now, let's have a talk. In fact, we haven't covered
this story in a long long time. It's covered a
story we're talking about, a book, an event in world history.
But it is beneficial for what we're dealing with now.
To answer the question the guy has if when when
the Commies finally decide that they're in a position of
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power and they start ordering us to be shot, how
many are going to go along with it? Army, FBI cops. Well,
there's a book I've told you about many times before,
one I would really recommend you read. Probably not for
the kids. It's a heavy, heavy read. But the book
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is called Ordinary Men. That's the name of the book.
It's called Ordinary Men. And here's what it's about. It's
about a reserve police battalion of the Nazis in World
War Two. Now, I need to clarify a couple of
things about who these guys were before I just do
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a real brief thing on the story. Okay, these were
not technically Nazis. These weren't SS types kill all the Jews, right,
These were reservists. They were older. They weren't the young,
twenty year old tip of the spear fighting men. These
were the accountants, the lawyers, the construction workers who get
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called up from the reserves to do relatively relatively safe
things during the war, meaning the area they were put
in charge of had already been conquered pacified. All the
me is gone. You bring up the reservists. Why they're
essentially there to do roadblocks, to take care of crime,
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to just do basic things, stand guard over the armory.
That's all. These guys are there for their reservists, that's
what they're there to do. And the book follows the
path of these guys, But the beginning is the most
interesting part. It's all really ugly, don't get me wrong,
But the beginning is the part that has always captured imagination,
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certainly mine. There's five hundred to these guys, and their
commander gets word from on high. Hey, there's a village
over here and it's full of Jews. We need you
to go to this village. March all the men out
of the village. They're going to go to labor camps,
the women and children. You guys need to go dig
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a bunch of deep holes, take them into the woods,
and shoot them all on the back of the head.
Now I need to stress again, these are not kill
all the Jews, Nazi types. Not everyone in the German
army at all was like that. These are tubby reservists.
And the commander, when he's given this order from on high,
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hates it. He's despondent, he's disgusted by it. He can't
believe this is what he's been ordered to do. And
so he stands in front of his unit of five
hundred men and says, we've just been ordered to kill
a bunch of women and kids. Anyone who doesn't want
to do this, I'm giving you permission right now, you
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can back out of this. You do not have to
do this. You're not gonna be what the court martial
or there will be no punishment or anything. If anyone
doesn't want to go shoot women and children, you can
back out of this right now. Five hundred men. Do
you know how many said I'm out? Ten four hundred
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and ninety men went along with it, some enthusiastically, I'm
sure many, many, many, many many, most the vast majority
very reluctantly. They were worried about the social stigma. I
don't want to look weak in front of my friends.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to
do that. And the book really chronicles it from there.
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Go pick it up as a fascinating read. They go,
they kill all these women and children. It's a terrible,
terrible story. But then the book it covers these guys
and the things they did from the rest of the war,
and that first night after they'd killed all these guys,
they were despondent, they wouldn't eat, they were drinking, they
had nightmares. By the end of the war, they looked
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forward to the next village. It just goes through the
breakdown of their morality, of their mentality, to where they
went from hating it but agreeing to do it, to
getting more and more comfortable with it, to looking forward
to it. That is not a story about Holocaust and Nazis.
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I mean, obviously it is. That's obviously a part of
that story. That is a story about human nature, and
there are a million examples of human nature. And we're
going to dig into this in a little more depth
here in a moment. I know it's as.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
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Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
jessekellyshow dot com. Chris Michael I will continue that conversation
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we were just having about Mexican food. I want to
tell you what happened last night, and now we're going
to have that conversation in front of the entire country.
But this is after I finished my story. No, I'll
tell you it's a great story. I'm about to help
you out. Anyway, back to what we were discussing. The
question in case you missed it, was, hey, what percentage
of the military would fire on American citizens if they
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were ordered to FBI cops? What percentage? And I was
telling the story, the brief, brief story of the book.
Ordinary men reserve police battalion under Nazi Germany go kill
a bunch of Jews. They don't want to do it,
but only ten of the five hundred refused. The rest
of them agreed to go along with it. Eventually they
get comfortable, comfortable with it. Eventually they look forward to it. Right.
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So that's the story. Look, the book goes into a
lot more depth. Highly recommend it, but let's set that
aside for a moment because I do need to clarify
a couple things, at least about that portion of the story.
The guys in that battalion, that reserved police battalion, they
were from a society where there was some Jewish people
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sucked stuff already built into them. It was already baked
into the cake. No, I am not saying everyone in
Germany at that time wanted the Jews to go to
the death camps, not at all. Most of the Germans
didn't even know about the friggin death camps. But because
of some long religious tensions. Remember there were there have
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been religious tensions between Catholics and Jews, Christians and Jews
for a very very very long time. Obviously, when it
comes to Jesus or not Jesus, that's that's a big thing.
And back in the day that really was you'd get
physical about something like that. It's much less so today.
But back then, when when both the Jewish faith and
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the Christian faith were more aggressive when it come when
it came to enforcing what they wanted, that could end
up with swords clashing, right that that was a big
deal for the longest time. So there were already tensions there,
and then when you build on those tensions in Germany
throughout Europe actually, once the Nazis started taking over, the
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depth the lengths they went to to tant Judaism and
Jews and the minds of the German people, it was,
it was pretty deep. If you were if you could
take a pole of German people back then and not
asked them if they wanted all the Jews gassed and murdered,
but if you were to pull the German people and
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ask them, hey, if you had your way, would you
live around Jews, You'd be shocked at the numbers of
them that would have said no, actually no, I didn't
mean they're want of them gas, but they don't want
them there, they don't, you see what I mean. So
in the basic German population, through endless amounts of propaganda,
you had already baked into the case some Jewish paper
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suck thing. So that is gonna skew those numbers. We
just talked about five hundred men, only ten of them refuse.
So now let's go to America. Let's talk about us.
Let's understand a couple things. There are differences between what
you asked me, meaning you asked about law enforcement, cops,
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three letter agencies in the military. Let's focus on law
enforcement for a moment. Let's begin there. Well, it's gonna
depend and this is what I mean. If the Capitol Police, Okay,
that's a great example, because that's the one you mentioned,
we'll go with that. That's the Washington d c. Police,
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the police of the Capitol. That is a despicable communist,
filthy organization full of a bunch of America hating freaking
dirt balls. If the Capitol police were ordered to open
fire on you and your family, they would do so
without a moment of hesitation. Now let's go let's forget that.
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Forget let's set them aside. Let's use a different extreme example.
Let's go to what's the reddest state in the Union, Wyoming, Idaho,
somewhere like that. You know what, forget that. Let's go
down south. This would be a better example. South Carolina,
North Carolina. What pick your thing, and let's get out
of a city. We're not in any of the big cities.
Let's go to a country jurisdiction. So that's going to
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be run by a sheriff, not local cops. It's going
to be run by a sheriff and a county that
votes about ninety five percent Republican. If somebody came and
ordered that sheriff to go fire on his own people,
depending on where you were, that sheriff might kill you.
If you pulled that in Louisiana with the wrong parish,
you're they'll probably going to feed you to the gators.
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In a place like that. So that's going to local cops.
It's going to depend on the jurisdiction. That's the truth. Now,
let's set local cops aside, or you know what, along
those same lines, state troopers, dude, state troopers are hardcore righties,
hardcore rightings. You get into a big city police department,
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that's where you're going to have major problems. State troopers
not so much. All right, So let's set cops aside.
Let's talk about the three letter agencies. These are federal
government employees, and the federal government has been killing itself,
bending over backwards for years to ensure that these three
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letter agencies are filled with people who hate you. Why
do you think why do you think the FBI is
recruiting at pride events? Pride events are despicable degeneracy. We're
talking adults dancing naked in front of children. That's degeneracy,
that's disgusting. Why would the FBI have a booth recruiting
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there because they're bringing those people in? Do you remember
after Saint George Floyd died. There's a picture, you can
go look it up if you'd like, available online. There's
a picture of FBI agents in uniform kneeling before Black
Lives Matter. If it's a three letter agency, oh, the
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answer will be yes when the orders are given. Now,
let's set them aside, and let's talk about the military.
Before we get to the military, let's do this. Let
me remind you that hard assets, they're what we have now,
and they're what we're going to have going forward. This
problem is not about to get better.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Higher prices for food and labor have for some restaurants
to declare bankruptcy or close locations, including Red Lobster, Applebee's,
and California based Rubios. Eight of Americans now consider fast
food a luxury item.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Do you have hard assets yet? The value you of
your dollar is going down and there's no end in
sight to the spending in printing. The value of the
dollar is going down. What have you done to prepare yourself?
Get some gold or silver, don't care what color it is.
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Get it in your ira, get it in your physical possession.
Do not sit on this, Get on this and get
what you can. Don't don't bankrupt yourself, but get what
you can. Okay, eight three, three nine five gold, We'll
be back. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
remember you missed any part of the show. Download the
whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes. I'm answering the
question about guy asked, Hey, what percentage of the local
cops or the three letter agencies or the military would
attack the American people if ordered to do so? And
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I told you, when it comes to local cops, totally
going to depend on the jurisdiction. Some rural red county sheriff,
absolutely not. You'll be okay. Some big city DC you
better watch yourself. State troopers you'd be okay. You're in LA,
watch yourself. And it just Rodney King who has to
worry about the LAPD. Now three letter agencies, every one
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of them would just assume they're all bad because it's
the ones that aren't would still full of orders right now.
Set them aside. The American military, Now, this is going
to depend on a lot of things. I will tell
you something that I was told one third of the
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Green Berets. This was told to me by a Green
Beret who's currently in He said, I believe one third
of the Green Berets who are currently serving would attack
the American people if ordered to do so. Third, that's
the best the Green brays are the best of the best,
the tip of the spear. That's a third of them. Now,
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let's work our way down. In fact, let me read
this email to kind of make my point I'm about
to make, and I realize it's a heavy point, but
just hear me out, Jesse. I hear your point about
the military being built up to turn against the people.
I also hear your point about the caliber of soldier
that the military is being built up with. If a
group of these soldiers come and take away citizens' guns,
shots rang out, I'm picturing a bunch of soldiers scattering
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lack of a better way to put it. The guy says,
I'm not worried about it because the American military is
being weakened with all this DEI diversity crap and all
this other stuff. Is that I'm not worried about it.
But this is actually something that should concern you, and
it should concern you for this reason. In general, a
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strong man, a genuine strong man, is not the one
you really have to worry about as much doing something
evil and murderous towards you. If you see the picture
of some Delta Force guy and he's got a beard
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and he's got a bunch of unsightly tattoos, and he's strong,
and he's fast, and he's deadly, and you know it.
Can that guy kill you? Oh yeah, no question, kill
you me and everyone you know without breathing. But is
that guy one of these hard, charging but also thinking types.
Is that the type of guy who might not follow
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orders and he really really is not going to kill
women and children for the most part. Yeah, strong men
don't do that. That's not what strong men do. Now,
you're filling up the military with a bunch of LGBTQ filth,
a bunch of the civil rights commies. You're filling up
the military with a bunch of femine Nazis and all
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kinds of other things. What are these people? Angry? Bitter,
in weak? I remember seeing a little video of a
Navy sailor. This is a couple of weeks ago, two
or three weeks ago. He put some video up on
his social media of him transforming into drag and in
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full makeup, prancing like a woman across the deck of
an aircraft carry You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Chris?
You saw it. I saw it to everyone saw it.
That little fruitcake. That little fruitcake would follow orders and
would probably very much enjoy doing so. Weak men, those
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are the ones you need to be worried about. It's
not the strong guy. It's honestly, it's not the If
you told me that I had to take my wife
into a bar with a bunch of biker gangs, Bandido's,
Hell's Angel types, or I had to take her in
to some lgbtqbar. If you asked me which one I
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would feel safer with, shoot, I'd go to the biker
bar right now. I love bikers. I always get along
with them. Great. Is she going to hear some salty language? Yep?
When I go hit the head? Is someone going to
hit on her, No question about it. I'm probably gonna
be just fine in that bar. The other place, well,
that's where the predators are. That's where the predators are.
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And that's what I've tried to explain to you about
what's happening in the military. Because you love the military,
and I love the military, and you love America and
I love America, and therefore you want the military to
be strong, and you view it as something and it's
going to protect America. And that's how I view it
understand that the communist is not destroying the military. He
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is building a military. He is building a military to
do exactly what you want them military to do. You
want the military to do what attack America's enemies? Oh,
the communist is doing the exact same thing. The difference,
of course, is who do you think the enemies are
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versus who he thinks the enemies are? How many we
have the President of the United States of America, the
man who is the commander in chief, he has repeatedly
called Trump supporters an end of democracy, a threat to democracy,
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a threat to our foundation. And this is not a
one off for Joe Biden. The people who command the
military think like this, talk like this, and they are
building a military that will act on this.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
The United States and the world. O would get to
the ancient Greek ideas that first taught us that we
the people and the demon our democracy, can control our
own destiny, and you made us believe it, and the
idea that has endured for a millennia. But it's also
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an idea that every generation has had to fight to
upholl Every generation has a defeat democracies mortal foes because
in our imperfect world. Appetites and ambitions of a few
forever seek to dominate the lives and liberties of the many.
And sadly, we have both discussed, including the Summit the
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Democracies last year, that democracy is more under assault today
than including in the United States, than any time in
the recent past. But the Greek people know, just as
the American people do, that freedom and democracy are worth
sacrificing for it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's one of a million clips I could have played
for you. Remember what Coron diversity Hire said the day
after Joe Biden gave that really dark speech calling Trump's
supporters a threat to democracy. Remember how he had the
United States Marines behind him, which is never done. You
don't bring in uniformed military personnel when you're giving a
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political speech, if you're giving a presidential State of the
Union something along those lines. Yes, when you're giving a
speech as a Democrat or as a Republican, you don't
bring in the military. And Corin diversity Higher was rightfully asked.
She was asked, Hey, Corin, uh, the marines?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Why the presence of the Marines at the speech was
intended to demonstrate the deep and abiding respect the president
has for these service members to these ideals and the
unique role our independent military plays in defending our democracy.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You're a threat to democracy. You're a threat to democracy.
You you're a threat to democracy. Hey, what's with the Marines?
All those guys? They defend democracy. American communist is not
destroying the military. He is building a new one, a
new one for a new purpose. Let me ask you something.
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If you think this is over the top, if you
put in front of Joe Biden today AOC Nancy Pelosi,
pick your Democrat. If you put in front of them
a bonafide member of the Chinese Communist Party who's working
day and night to subvert the United States of America,
or a Trump supporter wearing a Maga hat and he
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had to eliminate one, which one would he eliminate? You
already know the answer. They're building one. Keep that in mind.
All right, that's enough heavy for a little bit. Let's
get on to some other stuff, all right, Hang up?
What truth attitude? Jesse Kelly? It is the Jesse Kelly
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Show that shows you how dated Tom Petty's music is.
If you live like a refugee today, that means Americans
will pay for everything for you. They just come into America.
Here's a visa card and a luxury hotel will fly
you wherever you want. Anyway, I owed you this because
I promised it to you. Before I get back to
the ask doctor Jesse questions. So I took the wife
out last night and we went to this little local
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Mexican restaurant. Just I needed to get away from the kids.
All right. Look, every now and then, the boys, all
they want to do was rough house, and I just
needed an hour was some Mexican food, okay, and then
I went home and I beat the snot out of them. Anyway,
we took the wife out to some Mexican food and
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she got the chicken fijidas. I got beef fijidas. I'm
generally not a fijieda man. I'm more of an enchilada man,
a case of dia man berya. Chris, you don't understand
that's Mexican for a gravy or whatever. But it's delicious. Anyway.
I'm not a fijeeda man much, but I got beef
fijidas last night. She got the chicken fijidas. This place,
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they had something you could add to it that I'd
never heard of. Or experience before. A lot of you
may have heard of it. I never heard. It had
what was called berry. You could add berry or a
berry sauce or something like that too, something berry. I
don't know how to say it exactly, but here's what
it was. It was a bunch of Serrano peppers, and
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then it was kind of like a marsala sauce, like
a mushroom wine sauce. It was the best thing I've
ever eaten. Now you may be asking why I got it,
because of course I got my bee fijidas and she
got her fihidas, and she liked the looks of mine
more than hers, so I had to switch it out.
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Best thing that ever happened to me. I highly highly recommended.
It was awesome, absolutely awesome. Dear Sombrero dong Oracle, my
family got some wonderful health news this week. As a Christian,
of course, I immediately praise and gave thanks to the Lord.
Then I've fired up some Elvis gospel music. Do you
have a favorite gospel song? Swing down, Sweet Chariot and
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I'll have a new body or two of mine. I
love the show Despise Comies, Happy Father's Day, Preach on
his name is Jordan. I have always been an Amazing
Grace guy. I love the song, but I have an
axe to grind with the people who sing amazing Grace.
This is Chris. Do you know the song? I realize
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it talks about Jesus, but you know the song. Everyone
knows a song. The greatest verse of the song is
the one almost everyone cuts out of the song because
it's been covered by a million different singers, male singers,
female singers, R and B, country, you name it. Everyone
sings the first two and the last verse. But the
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greatest of the verses is the third verse. It's the
one that goes through many dangers, toils and snares. I
have already come. Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far,
and Grace will lead me home. That's the most beautiful
verse in the song. And most people don't even know
what's in the song, because for some explicable reason, every
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one of you popstars cuts that verse out. Cut out
the last one, or cut out the first one, or
do me a favor and just sing the whole freaking thing.
I didn't mean to start yelling, Hey lord, I didn't
mean to start yelling about amazing Grace. I apologize for that.
I've had a lot of caffeine today. That's gonna be
on me, all right, that's gonna be on me. You
know what I'll do to punish myself, well, to be honest,
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it's gonna be to punish myself and the boys. So
I have this plan for the weekend. You see, Sunday's
Father's Day. The family's already gonna take me out to lunch.
I know this. I am forcing them to watch a
documentary after I'm done with me. I'll make it an
hour or two. I don't want to torture them, but
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I have to always hear you said to dork with
you documentaries. You said to dork with it. Guess what,
It's Father's Day. I get to do whatever I want,
and they're gonna sit there and watch a documentary with me.
I haven't even decided which one it's gonna be yet.
And lastly, so I have this plan and the boys
aren't listening right now, so I can tell you what
the plan is. You know, I've told you about my
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burn up pistol launcher. It's these non lethal pistol launchers.
They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls or practice
rounds keeping mind or kinetic rounds, which is just the
hard plastic ones. Anyway, it would set all that stuff
aside for a moment. Practicing with it is something my
boys and I love to do. It. Just you go
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right in the backyard and they send you this target
with it and you practice and it's a blast. It's
something you can do anywhere. You know, you can just
go practice with it. And I do this a lot
with the boys only on Sunday. Instead of the practice rounds,
I think they're filled with baby powder or something like that.
Instead of the practice rounds, I'm gonna have the boys
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practice up close. I'm gonna tell because I do this
sometimes different distances, and I'm gonna tell them, hey, we
need to practice our five foot distances and I'm gonna
put the tear gas rounds in there, what Chris. And
it's gonna be hilarious. Absolutely, it's not gonna They're not
gonna be bad. It's outside. I mean, yeah that there
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may be some pain, but that's not my problem anyway.
Do you have your burn a pistol launcher yet? It'll
save your life and you can torment your children with it.
For Father's Day, in fact, it's the Father's Day gift
for dad, and also says keep this thing on you.
They're incredible. I love having a non lethal option with
my lethal option. Burn a dot com slash Jesse, get
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you ten percent off b y r NA dot com
slash Jesse. It'll not only save your life, you'll be
able to torment your kids. Hey, Jesse, if an A
case forty seven is as heavy as ten box as
you might be moving, how many boxes does r huge gun? Way?
That's a very good point Rambo's gun. Honestly, it is
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as heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Might be moving.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
It's gotta be twenty boxes. It has to be, Jesse.
I listen to you every day when watching your TV show.
You don't laugh like you do on radio versus TV.
I understand your limits. My question is why can't you
laugh on your TV show? Awesomeness on your military service?
I love you man, so on and so forth. Well,
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I you know, I do a TV show every night
on the first TV every night after this show, I
do a TV show and I actually someone just asked
me yesterday which one I like more? And I like
them both for different reasons. TV is there's a visual
element to TV that I really enjoy because I talked
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with my hands, and if you watch the radio show
on Simulcash, you know this to be true. I talk
with my hands, I roll my eyes, I make facial expressions,
I do all kinds of things. I don't do this
on purpose. It's just naturally how I talk and how
I try to get a point across. I do it
with my kids. It's just how I talk. I like
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that part of TV. I like that people can see
me do it. However, TV is so much more structured
than radio is. It is just so structured with how
the breaks work and how the guests work and how
everything is laid out. TV is much more scripted and structured,
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even though I don't have a teleprompter or writers or anything.
It's just me. It's much more structured radio. I love
radio because it is completely free wheeling, at least if
you do it like we do it. I realize most
other shows are probably a bit more structured than this one.
But we don't structure anything here. The show is not
scripted out. We don't write anything down. We have a
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bunch of stories out I'll pick my favorites and we'll
just kind of riff and start talking about life and sound,
and we'll joke and I'll talk about fahidas and other things.
I probably laugh more on radio, because, if I'm being honest,
while I like them both as far as pure fun goes,
Radio's more fun. You can't do that on TV. You
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can't do that. All right, we still have a whole hour.
I have a stack of questions, but I'm up to
the task. Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna talk
about the military taking on the American people. That'll be
light and fluffy and fun. Let's talk about an AK
(00:32):
forty seven. What do I think about those things? Why
don't I laugh more on TV like I do on radio?
Someone wants to argue with me about chopsticks? Will make
fun of Lindsey Graham. Oh, that and so much more.
It's coming this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
I do have to play this little bit too. This
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is from Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson. But just remember this.
We call communism Marxism because that really is the governing
religion behind so much of what we see. But in
the end, on an even more macro level than that,
what is it? What is it? Well, it's just people
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in power acquiring more money and power for themselves and
destroying everyone else in the process. It's a tale as
old as time. It's not like the communists are the
first ones who have understood this concept. They may have
taken it to greater extremes than other people have before.
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Communists really have been more willing than honestly about anyone
else I can think of in world history to murder
their own people. Plenty of people have been conquers and
murderers and genocidal maniacs. The Communists to look at his
own country and burn it to the ground. It's really
really demonic. But in the end, it's just about getting
richer and more powerful. Remember the Communists in North Korea,
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the Kim family, they own a lot of mansions. What
is that? I forget what I figure? What the day
of that fancy liquor is Hennessy. There's Hennessy, the current
Kim his dad. He was the largest purchaser by far
of Hennessy on the planet. Lennon Ate a lot of
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steak dinners, So did Stalin Polepot lived real well. That
dirt ball in Venezuela. Oh boy, it's private air travel,
pretty girls, juicy steaks. Everyone else dies, everyone else starves
or is murdered by the regime. But in the end
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it's all just a scam. Mayor Brandon Johnson, he has
been caught, if you will, dropping thirty gee's on a
taxpayer money on things like hair and makeup. Dude's got
a crew cut. He's dropping thirty g's on hair and makeup.
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And this is what he said.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
About sometimes story last week about your spending of thirty
thousand dollars from your campaign fund for hair and makeup.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Sorry, campaign fund not taxpayer money campaign funds.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Can you respond to that and explain why you think
that's an appropriate use of the campaign dollars too many people.
Seems like a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I think it's always appropriate to make sure that we're
investing in small businesses, especially minority own, black owned, women
owned businesses. Our campaign spends money on food. We support
black and brown owned businesses, women owned businesses, printing, There
are a number of things that my campaign spends well.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Of course, he's just out there helping the black and
brown people. Of course, in the end, for all these people,
as soon as you move from being a street scumbag
and you get promoted into being an elite scumbag, in
the end, it's just about money and power, like so
much of the rest of it. Anyway, Hey, why is
inbalding oracle? That's not very nice. Every time the topic
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occurs about people versus the government. You explain that the
people have more arms than the government, despite not having
planes or cannons or whatever. My question is, if told
to attack the people, what percentage of enlisted service members,
three letter agencies and Capitol police would say no and
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defy orders. I don't think this thought has been addressed,
but I wonder about it each time. Let's say you
emailing from my pure talk phone and haven't heard the
freedo bandido in a while, and his name is Russell. Okay,
let's give Russell what he asked for.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
A ya yuy I am the Crino Baldino Regie. I
like Drinco storn chips.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh I want printos conchit I'll get them from you.
I yi yai yi, oh ymb fritto buntito, give me
Britos conchit sin. I'll be your friends the fritto buntito.
You must not appin Munch, munch, munch, a bunch of prittos.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now, let's have a talk. In fact, we haven't covered
this story in a long long time. It's covered a
story we're talking about, a book, an event in world history.
But it is beneficial for what we're dealing with now.
To answer the question the guy has if when when
the Commies finally decide that they're in a position of
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power and they start ordering us to be shot, how
many are going to go along with it? Army, FBI cops. Well,
there's a book I've told you about many times before,
one I would really recommend you read. Probably not for
the kids. It's a heavy, heavy read. But the book
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is called Ordinary Men. That's the name of the book.
It's called Ordinary Men. And here's what it's about. It's
about a reserve police battalion of the Nazis in World
War Two. Now, I need to clarify a couple of
things about who these guys were before I just do
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a real brief thing on the story. Okay, these were
not technically Nazis. These weren't SS types kill all the Jews, right,
These were reservists. They were older. They weren't the young,
twenty year old tip of the spear fighting men. These
were the accountants, the lawyers, the construction workers who get
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called up from the reserves to do relatively relatively safe
things during the war, meaning the area they were put
in charge of had already been conquered pacified. All the
me is gone. You bring up the reservists. Why they're
essentially there to do roadblocks, to take care of crime,
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to just do basic things, stand guard over the armory.
That's all. These guys are there for their reservists, that's
what they're there to do. And the book follows the
path of these guys, But the beginning is the most
interesting part. It's all really ugly, don't get me wrong,
But the beginning is the part that has always captured imagination,
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certainly mine. There's five hundred to these guys, and their
commander gets word from on high. Hey, there's a village
over here and it's full of Jews. We need you
to go to this village. March all the men out
of the village. They're going to go to labor camps,
the women and children. You guys need to go dig
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a bunch of deep holes, take them into the woods,
and shoot them all on the back of the head.
Now I need to stress again, these are not kill
all the Jews, Nazi types. Not everyone in the German
army at all was like that. These are tubby reservists.
And the commander, when he's given this order from on high,
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hates it. He's despondent, he's disgusted by it. He can't
believe this is what he's been ordered to do. And
so he stands in front of his unit of five
hundred men and says, we've just been ordered to kill
a bunch of women and kids. Anyone who doesn't want
to do this, I'm giving you permission right now, you
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can back out of this. You do not have to
do this. You're not gonna be what the court martial
or there will be no punishment or anything. If anyone
doesn't want to go shoot women and children, you can
back out of this right now. Five hundred men. Do
you know how many said I'm out? Ten four hundred
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and ninety men went along with it, some enthusiastically, I'm
sure many, many, many, many many, most the vast majority
very reluctantly. They were worried about the social stigma. I
don't want to look weak in front of my friends.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to
do that. And the book really chronicles it from there.
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Go pick it up as a fascinating read. They go,
they kill all these women and children. It's a terrible,
terrible story. But then the book it covers these guys
and the things they did from the rest of the war,
and that first night after they'd killed all these guys,
they were despondent, they wouldn't eat, they were drinking, they
had nightmares. By the end of the war, they looked
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forward to the next village. It just goes through the
breakdown of their morality, of their mentality, to where they
went from hating it but agreeing to do it, to
getting more and more comfortable with it, to looking forward
to it. That is not a story about Holocaust and Nazis.
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I mean, obviously it is. That's obviously a part of
that story. That is a story about human nature, and
there are a million examples of human nature. And we're
going to dig into this in a little more depth
here in a moment. I know it's as.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But it is something we have to talk about. Now,
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That's T two T dot org. We'll be back. Jesse
Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
jessekellyshow dot com. Chris Michael I will continue that conversation
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we were just having about Mexican food. I want to
tell you what happened last night, and now we're going
to have that conversation in front of the entire country.
But this is after I finished my story. No, I'll
tell you it's a great story. I'm about to help
you out. Anyway, back to what we were discussing. The
question in case you missed it, was, hey, what percentage
of the military would fire on American citizens if they
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were ordered to FBI cops? What percentage? And I was
telling the story, the brief, brief story of the book.
Ordinary men reserve police battalion under Nazi Germany go kill
a bunch of Jews. They don't want to do it,
but only ten of the five hundred refused. The rest
of them agreed to go along with it. Eventually they
get comfortable, comfortable with it. Eventually they look forward to it. Right.
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So that's the story. Look, the book goes into a
lot more depth. Highly recommend it, but let's set that
aside for a moment because I do need to clarify
a couple things, at least about that portion of the story.
The guys in that battalion, that reserved police battalion, they
were from a society where there was some Jewish people
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sucked stuff already built into them. It was already baked
into the cake. No, I am not saying everyone in
Germany at that time wanted the Jews to go to
the death camps, not at all. Most of the Germans
didn't even know about the friggin death camps. But because
of some long religious tensions. Remember there were there have
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been religious tensions between Catholics and Jews, Christians and Jews
for a very very very long time. Obviously, when it
comes to Jesus or not Jesus, that's that's a big thing.
And back in the day that really was you'd get
physical about something like that. It's much less so today.
But back then, when when both the Jewish faith and
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the Christian faith were more aggressive when it come when
it came to enforcing what they wanted, that could end
up with swords clashing, right that that was a big
deal for the longest time. So there were already tensions there,
and then when you build on those tensions in Germany
throughout Europe actually, once the Nazis started taking over, the
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depth the lengths they went to to tant Judaism and
Jews and the minds of the German people, it was,
it was pretty deep. If you were if you could
take a pole of German people back then and not
asked them if they wanted all the Jews gassed and murdered,
but if you were to pull the German people and
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ask them, hey, if you had your way, would you
live around Jews, You'd be shocked at the numbers of
them that would have said no, actually no, I didn't
mean they're want of them gas, but they don't want
them there, they don't, you see what I mean. So
in the basic German population, through endless amounts of propaganda,
you had already baked into the case some Jewish paper
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suck thing. So that is gonna skew those numbers. We
just talked about five hundred men, only ten of them refuse.
So now let's go to America. Let's talk about us.
Let's understand a couple things. There are differences between what
you asked me, meaning you asked about law enforcement, cops,
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three letter agencies in the military. Let's focus on law
enforcement for a moment. Let's begin there. Well, it's gonna
depend and this is what I mean. If the Capitol Police, Okay,
that's a great example, because that's the one you mentioned,
we'll go with that. That's the Washington d c. Police,
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the police of the Capitol. That is a despicable communist,
filthy organization full of a bunch of America hating freaking
dirt balls. If the Capitol police were ordered to open
fire on you and your family, they would do so
without a moment of hesitation. Now let's go let's forget that.
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Forget let's set them aside. Let's use a different extreme example.
Let's go to what's the reddest state in the Union, Wyoming, Idaho,
somewhere like that. You know what, forget that. Let's go
down south. This would be a better example. South Carolina,
North Carolina. What pick your thing, and let's get out
of a city. We're not in any of the big cities.
Let's go to a country jurisdiction. So that's going to
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be run by a sheriff, not local cops. It's going
to be run by a sheriff and a county that
votes about ninety five percent Republican. If somebody came and
ordered that sheriff to go fire on his own people,
depending on where you were, that sheriff might kill you.
If you pulled that in Louisiana with the wrong parish,
you're they'll probably going to feed you to the gators.
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In a place like that. So that's going to local cops.
It's going to depend on the jurisdiction. That's the truth. Now,
let's set local cops aside, or you know what, along
those same lines, state troopers, dude, state troopers are hardcore righties,
hardcore rightings. You get into a big city police department,
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that's where you're going to have major problems. State troopers
not so much. All right, So let's set cops aside.
Let's talk about the three letter agencies. These are federal
government employees, and the federal government has been killing itself,
bending over backwards for years to ensure that these three
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letter agencies are filled with people who hate you. Why
do you think why do you think the FBI is
recruiting at pride events? Pride events are despicable degeneracy. We're
talking adults dancing naked in front of children. That's degeneracy,
that's disgusting. Why would the FBI have a booth recruiting
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there because they're bringing those people in? Do you remember
after Saint George Floyd died. There's a picture, you can
go look it up if you'd like, available online. There's
a picture of FBI agents in uniform kneeling before Black
Lives Matter. If it's a three letter agency, oh, the
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answer will be yes when the orders are given. Now,
let's set them aside, and let's talk about the military.
Before we get to the military, let's do this. Let
me remind you that hard assets, they're what we have now,
and they're what we're going to have going forward. This
problem is not about to get better.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Higher prices for food and labor have for some restaurants
to declare bankruptcy or close locations, including Red Lobster, Applebee's,
and California based Rubios. Eight of Americans now consider fast
food a luxury item.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Do you have hard assets yet? The value you of
your dollar is going down and there's no end in
sight to the spending in printing. The value of the
dollar is going down. What have you done to prepare yourself?
Get some gold or silver, don't care what color it is.
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Get it in your ira, get it in your physical possession.
Do not sit on this, Get on this and get
what you can. Don't don't bankrupt yourself, but get what
you can. Okay, eight three, three nine five gold, We'll
be back. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
remember you missed any part of the show. Download the
whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes. I'm answering the
question about guy asked, Hey, what percentage of the local
cops or the three letter agencies or the military would
attack the American people if ordered to do so? And
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I told you, when it comes to local cops, totally
going to depend on the jurisdiction. Some rural red county sheriff,
absolutely not. You'll be okay. Some big city DC you
better watch yourself. State troopers you'd be okay. You're in LA,
watch yourself. And it just Rodney King who has to
worry about the LAPD. Now three letter agencies, every one
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of them would just assume they're all bad because it's
the ones that aren't would still full of orders right now.
Set them aside. The American military, Now, this is going
to depend on a lot of things. I will tell
you something that I was told one third of the
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Green Berets. This was told to me by a Green
Beret who's currently in He said, I believe one third
of the Green Berets who are currently serving would attack
the American people if ordered to do so. Third, that's
the best the Green brays are the best of the best,
the tip of the spear. That's a third of them. Now,
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let's work our way down. In fact, let me read
this email to kind of make my point I'm about
to make, and I realize it's a heavy point, but
just hear me out, Jesse. I hear your point about
the military being built up to turn against the people.
I also hear your point about the caliber of soldier
that the military is being built up with. If a
group of these soldiers come and take away citizens' guns,
shots rang out, I'm picturing a bunch of soldiers scattering
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lack of a better way to put it. The guy says,
I'm not worried about it because the American military is
being weakened with all this DEI diversity crap and all
this other stuff. Is that I'm not worried about it.
But this is actually something that should concern you, and
it should concern you for this reason. In general, a
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strong man, a genuine strong man, is not the one
you really have to worry about as much doing something
evil and murderous towards you. If you see the picture
of some Delta Force guy and he's got a beard
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and he's got a bunch of unsightly tattoos, and he's strong,
and he's fast, and he's deadly, and you know it.
Can that guy kill you? Oh yeah, no question, kill
you me and everyone you know without breathing. But is
that guy one of these hard, charging but also thinking types.
Is that the type of guy who might not follow
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orders and he really really is not going to kill
women and children for the most part. Yeah, strong men
don't do that. That's not what strong men do. Now,
you're filling up the military with a bunch of LGBTQ filth,
a bunch of the civil rights commies. You're filling up
the military with a bunch of femine Nazis and all
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kinds of other things. What are these people? Angry? Bitter,
in weak? I remember seeing a little video of a
Navy sailor. This is a couple of weeks ago, two
or three weeks ago. He put some video up on
his social media of him transforming into drag and in
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full makeup, prancing like a woman across the deck of
an aircraft carry You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Chris?
You saw it. I saw it to everyone saw it.
That little fruitcake. That little fruitcake would follow orders and
would probably very much enjoy doing so. Weak men, those
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are the ones you need to be worried about. It's
not the strong guy. It's honestly, it's not the If
you told me that I had to take my wife
into a bar with a bunch of biker gangs, Bandido's,
Hell's Angel types, or I had to take her in
to some lgbtqbar. If you asked me which one I
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would feel safer with, shoot, I'd go to the biker
bar right now. I love bikers. I always get along
with them. Great. Is she going to hear some salty language? Yep?
When I go hit the head? Is someone going to
hit on her, No question about it. I'm probably gonna
be just fine in that bar. The other place, well,
that's where the predators are. That's where the predators are.
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And that's what I've tried to explain to you about
what's happening in the military. Because you love the military,
and I love the military, and you love America and
I love America, and therefore you want the military to
be strong, and you view it as something and it's
going to protect America. And that's how I view it
understand that the communist is not destroying the military. He
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is building a military. He is building a military to
do exactly what you want them military to do. You
want the military to do what attack America's enemies? Oh,
the communist is doing the exact same thing. The difference,
of course, is who do you think the enemies are
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versus who he thinks the enemies are? How many we
have the President of the United States of America, the
man who is the commander in chief, he has repeatedly
called Trump supporters an end of democracy, a threat to democracy,
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a threat to our foundation. And this is not a
one off for Joe Biden. The people who command the
military think like this, talk like this, and they are
building a military that will act on this.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
The United States and the world. O would get to
the ancient Greek ideas that first taught us that we
the people and the demon our democracy, can control our
own destiny, and you made us believe it, and the
idea that has endured for a millennia. But it's also
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an idea that every generation has had to fight to
upholl Every generation has a defeat democracies mortal foes because
in our imperfect world. Appetites and ambitions of a few
forever seek to dominate the lives and liberties of the many.
And sadly, we have both discussed, including the Summit the
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Democracies last year, that democracy is more under assault today
than including in the United States, than any time in
the recent past. But the Greek people know, just as
the American people do, that freedom and democracy are worth
sacrificing for it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's one of a million clips I could have played
for you. Remember what Coron diversity Hire said the day
after Joe Biden gave that really dark speech calling Trump's
supporters a threat to democracy. Remember how he had the
United States Marines behind him, which is never done. You
don't bring in uniformed military personnel when you're giving a
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political speech, if you're giving a presidential State of the
Union something along those lines. Yes, when you're giving a
speech as a Democrat or as a Republican, you don't
bring in the military. And Corin diversity Higher was rightfully asked.
She was asked, Hey, Corin, uh, the marines?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Why the presence of the Marines at the speech was
intended to demonstrate the deep and abiding respect the president
has for these service members to these ideals and the
unique role our independent military plays in defending our democracy.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You're a threat to democracy. You're a threat to democracy.
You you're a threat to democracy. Hey, what's with the Marines?
All those guys? They defend democracy. American communist is not
destroying the military. He is building a new one, a
new one for a new purpose. Let me ask you something.
(28:08):
If you think this is over the top, if you
put in front of Joe Biden today AOC Nancy Pelosi,
pick your Democrat. If you put in front of them
a bonafide member of the Chinese Communist Party who's working
day and night to subvert the United States of America,
or a Trump supporter wearing a Maga hat and he
(28:32):
had to eliminate one, which one would he eliminate? You
already know the answer. They're building one. Keep that in mind.
All right, that's enough heavy for a little bit. Let's
get on to some other stuff, all right, Hang up?
What truth attitude? Jesse Kelly? It is the Jesse Kelly
(28:54):
Show that shows you how dated Tom Petty's music is.
If you live like a refugee today, that means Americans
will pay for everything for you. They just come into America.
Here's a visa card and a luxury hotel will fly
you wherever you want. Anyway, I owed you this because
I promised it to you. Before I get back to
the ask doctor Jesse questions. So I took the wife
out last night and we went to this little local
(29:16):
Mexican restaurant. Just I needed to get away from the kids.
All right. Look, every now and then, the boys, all
they want to do was rough house, and I just
needed an hour was some Mexican food, okay, and then
I went home and I beat the snot out of them. Anyway,
we took the wife out to some Mexican food and
(29:37):
she got the chicken fijidas. I got beef fijidas. I'm
generally not a fijieda man. I'm more of an enchilada man,
a case of dia man berya. Chris, you don't understand
that's Mexican for a gravy or whatever. But it's delicious. Anyway.
I'm not a fijeeda man much, but I got beef
fijidas last night. She got the chicken fijidas. This place,
(30:02):
they had something you could add to it that I'd
never heard of. Or experience before. A lot of you
may have heard of it. I never heard. It had
what was called berry. You could add berry or a
berry sauce or something like that too, something berry. I
don't know how to say it exactly, but here's what
it was. It was a bunch of Serrano peppers, and
(30:24):
then it was kind of like a marsala sauce, like
a mushroom wine sauce. It was the best thing I've
ever eaten. Now you may be asking why I got it,
because of course I got my bee fijidas and she
got her fihidas, and she liked the looks of mine
more than hers, so I had to switch it out.
(30:46):
Best thing that ever happened to me. I highly highly recommended.
It was awesome, absolutely awesome. Dear Sombrero dong Oracle, my
family got some wonderful health news this week. As a Christian,
of course, I immediately praise and gave thanks to the Lord.
Then I've fired up some Elvis gospel music. Do you
have a favorite gospel song? Swing down, Sweet Chariot and
(31:10):
I'll have a new body or two of mine. I
love the show Despise Comies, Happy Father's Day, Preach on
his name is Jordan. I have always been an Amazing
Grace guy. I love the song, but I have an
axe to grind with the people who sing amazing Grace.
This is Chris. Do you know the song? I realize
(31:31):
it talks about Jesus, but you know the song. Everyone
knows a song. The greatest verse of the song is
the one almost everyone cuts out of the song because
it's been covered by a million different singers, male singers,
female singers, R and B, country, you name it. Everyone
sings the first two and the last verse. But the
(31:53):
greatest of the verses is the third verse. It's the
one that goes through many dangers, toils and snares. I
have already come. Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far,
and Grace will lead me home. That's the most beautiful
verse in the song. And most people don't even know
what's in the song, because for some explicable reason, every
(32:15):
one of you popstars cuts that verse out. Cut out
the last one, or cut out the first one, or
do me a favor and just sing the whole freaking thing.
I didn't mean to start yelling, Hey lord, I didn't
mean to start yelling about amazing Grace. I apologize for that.
I've had a lot of caffeine today. That's gonna be
on me, all right, that's gonna be on me. You
know what I'll do to punish myself, well, to be honest,
(32:36):
it's gonna be to punish myself and the boys. So
I have this plan for the weekend. You see, Sunday's
Father's Day. The family's already gonna take me out to lunch.
I know this. I am forcing them to watch a
documentary after I'm done with me. I'll make it an
hour or two. I don't want to torture them, but
(32:57):
I have to always hear you said to dork with
you documentaries. You said to dork with it. Guess what,
It's Father's Day. I get to do whatever I want,
and they're gonna sit there and watch a documentary with me.
I haven't even decided which one it's gonna be yet.
And lastly, so I have this plan and the boys
aren't listening right now, so I can tell you what
the plan is. You know, I've told you about my
(33:17):
burn up pistol launcher. It's these non lethal pistol launchers.
They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls or practice
rounds keeping mind or kinetic rounds, which is just the
hard plastic ones. Anyway, it would set all that stuff
aside for a moment. Practicing with it is something my
boys and I love to do. It. Just you go
(33:38):
right in the backyard and they send you this target
with it and you practice and it's a blast. It's
something you can do anywhere. You know, you can just
go practice with it. And I do this a lot
with the boys only on Sunday. Instead of the practice rounds,
I think they're filled with baby powder or something like that.
Instead of the practice rounds, I'm gonna have the boys
(34:01):
practice up close. I'm gonna tell because I do this
sometimes different distances, and I'm gonna tell them, hey, we
need to practice our five foot distances and I'm gonna
put the tear gas rounds in there, what Chris. And
it's gonna be hilarious. Absolutely, it's not gonna They're not
gonna be bad. It's outside. I mean, yeah that there
(34:23):
may be some pain, but that's not my problem anyway.
Do you have your burn a pistol launcher yet? It'll
save your life and you can torment your children with it.
For Father's Day, in fact, it's the Father's Day gift
for dad, and also says keep this thing on you.
They're incredible. I love having a non lethal option with
my lethal option. Burn a dot com slash Jesse, get
(34:43):
you ten percent off b y r NA dot com
slash Jesse. It'll not only save your life, you'll be
able to torment your kids. Hey, Jesse, if an A
case forty seven is as heavy as ten box as
you might be moving, how many boxes does r huge gun? Way?
That's a very good point Rambo's gun. Honestly, it is
(35:06):
as heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Might be moving.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
It's gotta be twenty boxes. It has to be, Jesse.
I listen to you every day when watching your TV show.
You don't laugh like you do on radio versus TV.
I understand your limits. My question is why can't you
laugh on your TV show? Awesomeness on your military service?
I love you man, so on and so forth. Well,
(35:32):
I you know, I do a TV show every night
on the first TV every night after this show, I
do a TV show and I actually someone just asked
me yesterday which one I like more? And I like
them both for different reasons. TV is there's a visual
element to TV that I really enjoy because I talked
(35:56):
with my hands, and if you watch the radio show
on Simulcash, you know this to be true. I talk
with my hands, I roll my eyes, I make facial expressions,
I do all kinds of things. I don't do this
on purpose. It's just naturally how I talk and how
I try to get a point across. I do it
with my kids. It's just how I talk. I like
(36:16):
that part of TV. I like that people can see
me do it. However, TV is so much more structured
than radio is. It is just so structured with how
the breaks work and how the guests work and how
everything is laid out. TV is much more scripted and structured,
(36:37):
even though I don't have a teleprompter or writers or anything.
It's just me. It's much more structured radio. I love
radio because it is completely free wheeling, at least if
you do it like we do it. I realize most
other shows are probably a bit more structured than this one.
But we don't structure anything here. The show is not
scripted out. We don't write anything down. We have a
(37:00):
bunch of stories out I'll pick my favorites and we'll
just kind of riff and start talking about life and sound,
and we'll joke and I'll talk about fahidas and other things.
I probably laugh more on radio, because, if I'm being honest,
while I like them both as far as pure fun goes,
Radio's more fun. You can't do that on TV. You
(37:24):
can't do that. All right, we still have a whole hour.
I have a stack of questions, but I'm up to
the task. Hang on,
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