August 11, 2025 • 37 mins
Democrats are forced to take the crazy positions and be loud about it. Josh Hammer on what the constitution has to say about what Trump is doing. Why are there nearly a million permanent residents in DC? Medal of Honor Leon Vance Jr.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday,
and we have a bunch of things. The Democrat Party
continues to implode, and it's crazy to see Beto O'Rourke
reared his ugly head again and started shooting off his
mouth and just wow, good luck with that, guys. We'll
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do some emails this hour. We'll talk about Mexico not
sending us tomatoes anymore. All that and so much more
coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this
hour with me Bronco. But before we get to any
of that, it's Medal of Honor Monday time. And don't
shake your head, Chris, you know what time it is.
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We honor a hero. Now we have to remember the
men and remember their deeds. It's not enough to just
know that all these Medal of Honor citations are out
there somewhere. Well, I'm sure there's a document. Yeah, they're
all online. We can read them free. Multiple websites have
these Medal of Honor citations up. I want to encourage
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you again to do this with your family, do this
with your class, do this with the team you coach.
This is an important part of our social fabric. These
men gave up everything, many of them. Most of them
gave up everything. Remember that wonderful Reagan's speech where he
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was talking about he was over and I believe it
was France given a speech and he essentially said, I'm
paraphrasing that the mind plays a trick. When we talk
about these guys. We picture them as old men. But
they were an old men when they died. They were
young men. They didn't get to meet their grandkids, they
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didn't get to raise their kids, they didn't get baseball games,
and that they didn't get any of that. They gave
it up for us. And as always, remember you can
email love, hate, death threats, and you can email Medal
of honor suggestions. We have stacks and stacks of them,
but send them. We love them, we read them, then
we'll get to them eventually. This one, this guy says,
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I'm a deputy sheriff under a small rural county in
East Tennessee. Thirty three years of serving my community in
this great country. How about that man? I listened to
your show every night from eighteen hundred to twenty one hundred.
I really enjoy the Medal of Honor Mondays. Don't know
if you read this one, but I found one that
would be worthy to be heard. B twenty five B
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twenty four pilot from World War II, Leon Vance, So
without further ado, by the way, he was born in Enid, Oklahoma, Enid,
Oklahoma in nineteen sixteen. Let's read the Medal of Honor
citation for a Leon Robert Vance, Junior US Army Air Corps.
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So he was obviously in a play, right hey, honoring
those he went above and beyond. It's Medal of Honor
Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity above and beyond the
call of duty on the fifth of June nineteen forty four,
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when he led a heavy bombardment group in an attack
against defended enemy coastal positions in the vicinity of Wimeau, France.
Pause real quick, this is pre D Day. They're doing
pre You don't have to actually pause the music, Chris.
They're doing pre D day bombardment, trying to soften the target,
things like that. Approaching the target, his aircraft was hit
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repeatedly by anti air aircraft fire, which seriously crippled the ship,
killed the pilot and wounded several members of the crew,
including Lieutenant Colonel Vance, whose right foot was practically severed.
The pilot was killed piece of shrapnel hit him in
the head, killed immediately. In spite of his injury, and
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with three engines lost to flak good grief, he led
his formation over the target, bombing it successfully after applying
a tourniquet to his leg with the aid of the
radar operator, Lieutenant Colonel Vance. Realizing that the ship was
approaching a stall altitude with the one remaining engine failing,
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Gosh struggled to a semi upright position beside the copilot
and took over control of the ship, cutting the power
and feathering the last engine. He put the aircraft in glide,
sufficiently steeped to maintain his air speed, losing altitude, he
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at last reached the English coast, whereupon he ordered all
members of the crew to bail out, as he knew
they would all safely make land, but he received a
message over the inner phone system which led him to
believe one of the crew members was unable to jump
due to injuries, so he made the decision to ditch
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the ship in the channel thereby giving this man a
chance at life good freaking grief. To add further to
the danger of ditching the ship in his crippled condition,
there was a five hundred pound bomb hung up in
the bombay. Unable to climb into the seat vacated by
the co pilot since his foot hanging onto his leg
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by a few tendons had become lodged behind the co
pilot's seat. Oh He nevertheless made a successful ditching while
lying on the floor, using only alron in elevators for
control in the side window of the cockpit for visual reference.
On coming to rest in the water, the aircraft commenced
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to sink rapidly, with Lieutenant Colonel Vans pinned in the
cockpit by the upper turret, which had crashed in during
the landing. As it was settling beneath the waves, an
explosion occurred, which through Lieutenant Colonel Vance clear of the wreckage.
After clinging to a piece of floating wreckage until he
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could muster enough strength to inflate his life vest, he
began to search for the crew member whom he believed
to be aboard. Failing to find anyone, he began swimming
and was found approximately fifty minutes later by an air
sea rescue craft. By his extraordinary flying skill and gallant leadership,
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despite his grave injury, Lieutenant Colonel Vans led his formation
to successful bombing of the assigned target and returned the
crew to a point where they could bail out with safety.
His gallant and valorous decision to ditch the aircraft in
order to give the crew member he believed to be
aboard a chance for life exemplifies the highest traditions of
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the US Armed Forces. Is that not one of the
most amazing things you've ever heard in your entire freaking life.
I by the way I looked, I looked because I'm curious,
probably about the same thing you're curious about. The explosion.
Was that the bomb? Or see? That doesn't make sense
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to me. I don't think it was a five hundred
pound bomb underwater or not. Underwater would probably finished. I mean,
surely you would be dead, So that doesn't make sense
that it would be the bomb. I don't know what
the explosion was an engine who knows? But what a story,
And I am sad to say that it does not
have a happy ending. On July twenty sixth, he had
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to go recover from his injuries in England and then
he got on a a MedFlight. These medflights were happening
all over the world during World War Two. On July
twenty sixth, nineteen forty four, between Iceland and Newfoundland, the
C fifty four was lost on its way back to
the US, assumed to have crashed in the Atlantic. And
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I believe there were seventeen people on board, and they
all gave their lives for this country. You know, I
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don't think I don't think it's probably something I would
do a whole history thing on, But there are so
many of those medical flights or medical ships where men
and women, sometimes women gave their lives. I say women,
because especially in the Pacific, you know, women are just
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they're wonderful nurses. They're better nurses than men are, to
be honest with you, just their nature. These women would
care for these oftentimes terribly injured men on these flights
back from the Pacific. You got to try to get
them back to the States, you know, you got to
stop here and stop there, and they get shot at
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and shot and shot down, and sometimes you don't have
to be shot down. Remember this is nineteen forty four,
nineteen forty five. It's not today. Planes crash, things go wrong,
and everybody goes. Everybody dies. There's a it's a heartbreaking thing.
The Japanese didn't care if you had a ship that
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was marked as a medical ship. They'll fire a torpedo
into that thing. Like it was nothing happened. A lot happened,
a lot sad tales. Anyway, All right, let's move on.
Let's talk about something happy, like democrats imploded and dogs.
Even though Fred isn't doing that great right now, Grandma
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his favorite person in the world by a mile. Much
to Aubrey's chagrin, Grandma left town a couple of days ago.
Fred has been crowed up by the front door ever since.
He's not doing that great waiting for her to come back.
But his coat is unbelievably shiny. I will tell you that,
courtesy of Roughgreens, we did have to make him eat
for the first time. He went on a little bit
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of a hunger strike without Grandma. I think maybe that
has something to do with the table scraps. She slips
them underneath the table whenever Obb isn't looking. I can't
say for sure, but he had he went on a
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We'll be back. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
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You're welcome. Is the Jesse Kelly's Show that was kind
of a heavy metal of honor citation. So Bronco is
ready to move on to something different. Remember you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's
talk about a couple happy things here first. So there's
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this thing that is it's always been a thing in
American politics, and that is this, when you are running
in a primary, you want to take the strongest possible
position on every issue to help you win the primary.
And then once you've won your primary, it's not that
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you want to moderate, because then that would make you
a liar. But you don't necessarily want to advertise all
your positions, and Republicans and Democrats have always done this
to some extent. You know how it works. If you're
a Republican, when you're in a primary, you want to
make sure nobody can get to your right, so you
take the strongest possible position on taxes and spending, in
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the border and abortion and everything else under the sun.
Then when the general election comes up, now maybe we
don't maybe we don't talk about abortion anymore. It's well,
you were kind of what Trump did. You just make
it about a couple issues, the border and inflation. That's
what he ran on, border inflation, border inflation. Democrats same thing.
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If you're a Democrat. You have to come out to
the left of MAO in a primary, and then in
a general election is shave some of those edges off.
But here is what is doomed people time and time
and time again in politics at any level. The extreme
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position you take in the primary comes back to bite
you in the general and you look unelectable because it's norms.
It's norm and Norma who vote people in. It's not
you and me. I wish it was. I wish you
could pick. I would just hand every election to you.
If I could you get them right? Most of the time,
we don't win elections. We have to work for them.
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But our votes don't win elections. The normies do these
I still I've never figured these people out. I vote
Democrat this year and then I'll vote Republican. Then these
people right, So the Democrat Party appears to be trapped
in a bit of a death spiral to where it
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doesn't matter this situation. They have to take these public
loud positions that are unpopular with almost everyone. With almost everyone,
Chris said, why, I'll tell you what. I'll get to
the why in a minute. Beto O'Rourke is a dork
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who runs for office every five minutes in Texas. And
he got up on stage on camera, and I don't
want you to listen like you. I know you're gonna disagree.
I know I'm gonna disagree the normy in your life.
Play him this and tell me what you think.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Next time we win power, We're gonna drive that car
like we stole it. We're gonna legalize every dreamer, every
dreamer's parents, every hard working American doing backbreaking work that
makes this country so great in the first place, even
greater as us citizens.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Mass amnesty and for their parents. Okay, said this.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We punch first, and we punch harder. We want California,
in New Jersey and Illinois and Maryland and every other
state where the Democrats hold the governor's mansion, the Assembly,
and the state Senate to redraw their congressional districts.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Now, not wait.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
For Texas to move first to maximize Democratic Party advantage. Listen,
you may say to yourself, well, those aren't the rules.
There are no reps in this game the rules. We
are gonna win whatever it takes.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, this is omar Fete that Somali was about to
be mayor of Minneapolis day one.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
If you were elected, what would be some of your
top two to three priorities for the city.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So that's a very good question. So the first I
would say, it would be a hostile federal government with
not only Donald Trump in office, but he has essentially
a trifecto the both chambers of Congress and a Supreme Court,
and a lot of our neighbors, especially our undocumented residents,
are very concerned.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
What's your number one priority for Minneapolis making sure the
legals get to stay. These positions don't just sound insane
to you. All my normy friends think these are bonkers positions. Bonkers,
you sound bonkers. So Jewish producer Chris asked, why why
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do they continue to do this? Well, they're actually sandwiched
now and probably trapped because they're sandwiched. Your base is
always pushing you to move to a stronger position. The
Republican base we want to pull the Lindsey Grahams to
the right. The Democrat base they want to pull, well,
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there aren't any moderate Democrats, but if there was a
moderate Democrat, they want to pull him to the left.
But you learn how to work with that. What is
dooming democrats is not their base, it's their donors too,
the wealthiest democrats, these billionaire types. I was talking to
Buck Sexton about this earlier today and he's like, yeah,
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these Reid Hoffman types, these billionaire Democrats, they are not
pushing their candidates to moderate. They are not pushing their
candidates to drop these crazy positions that are unpopular. They
are writing large checks and demanding Democrats take these extreme positions.
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Even if you are a moderate Democrat, you don't feel
like you have a choice but to take positions everyone hates.
Isn't that awesome. I think that's freaking awesome. Let's talk
to Josh Hammer about this DC home rule stuff. Is
it legal? Are the courts gonna screw all this up?
Can Donald Trump go do the same thing in Chicago
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in New York. Let's find that out and then we'll
do emails. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. It's time to
get all loyally and to do that, of course, you
know who we're bringing in, my friend Josh Hammer, host
of the Josh Hammer Show. Okay, Josh, first of all,
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when you need to break down some legal nerd stuff
for us, can Trump just take over DC?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Well, Jesse, the original Constitution, like the actual Constitution that
the founding fathers debated and ratified, makes pretty clear that
the Capital District is supposed to be run by Congress.
Congress and by extension, the executive branch to an extent.
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But it really was ideally supposed to be Congress initially
that would engage in direct legislative governance of Washington, d C.
What happened was this happened all in the post World
War two era. It really was not until nineteen seventy
three the Richard Nixon presidency, when Congress signed a law
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called the DC Home Rule Act that for the first
time really allowed Washington, d C. To govern more of itself.
And that was the original origins of the actual DC
Mayor's office. Prior to that, there was some sort of
symbolic head but the actual position of DC Mayor I
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think Miroel Bowser, Marion Barry back in the day. I
mean that goes back to this law that Congress passed
in nineteen seventy three, So it's a fairly recent thing.
But yes, I mean he can say that for purposes
of our administration, for purposes of the United States' part
and justice, that we are going to interpret the DC
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Home Rule Act in a certain fashion. It would be
even more legally justified if Congress were to amend this
statute and to provide an additional ammunition. But the overall
direction here of a certain greater federal direct control over
the Capitol District is directly in line with the founding
vision that I think the founding fathers were actually terrified
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of the prospects that Washington C. Could be truly truly
government itself and have voting members in Congress there they
thought that would be a recipe for disaster and corruption
and lots of other things that they oppose. So this
is actually a very kind of old school Founding Fathers
esque move. It happens to be a brilliant move, I
think when it comes to the actual public policy. I mean,
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let's talk about just coming back crime in DC. So
it's a no brainer. It's a policy no brainer, and
I think it's legally justified as well.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay, so is this going to be challenged in court?
Because I look, I want our nation's capital to be
shiny and beautiful. I talked about it earlier in the show.
Because it's a billboard for our country. I want it
cleaned up. I don't want people hurt. But we all
know that that is what democrats want. They're not soft
on crime, They're pro crime. They want people hurd they
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want people murdered. Is this going to get stopped?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Look when it comes to so there's a couple of
parts here. If I understanding that what's happening correcty, There
there is the DC Metro Police components, and then then
there is the National Guard components. The president has sprawling
authority to call up the National Guard and to make
use of it as he will. So if it is
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his discretion to send in additional National Guard troops in
the nation cap in the nation's capital to restore order,
if there is a legitimate crisis, then there are multiple
statutes on the book historically that will give him the
ability to do so. For instance, there is a statue
from the late nineteenth century called the Insurrection Act. Jesse
Mayor called the infamous op ed that Tom Cotton published
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with the New York Times back in the early days
of the Saint George Floyd Saint George Floyd riots back
there that kind of sent the whole New York Times
walking out of the office and led to Barry Wiss's
resignation all that he was talking about this law, the
Insurrection Act there. So, the Insurrection Act is one of
the ways that a president can say that there is
a crisis, there is a lack of law and order here,
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and we need to call up the National Guard. So
that seems to me to be on pretty sound authority. Now,
having said that, there are any number of left wing activists,
I call them judicial insurrectionists, These lower corps judges who
basically just get off on the fact of stopping Trump
no matter what. And I have no doubt that as
soon as Trump was finished at the White House lectern today,
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probably even before that, I'm sure you have the ACLU
and all the various left wing public interest legal outfits
lined up like ducks in a row waiting to go
suit this guy there, So I'm sure they're going to
challenge it. The DC Metro Police debates potentially could come
down to a statutory question over the DC Home Rule Act.
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But I think it's pretty well understood Jesse by most
lawyers that the federal government essentially has control over Washington,
d C. For most of our adult lifetimes, me and
you and everyone else, we've just operated in a world
whereby the federal government has, of its own volition, chosen
to delegate most of that authority to the d C
municipal government. But when you delegate something, you can ultimately
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then call it back really any time you want. I
think a way to analogize this that makes it a
little more easily digestible think of it when it comes
to Congress and the executive branch. So in the past
century since Woodrow Wilson got the modern administrative day going,
Congress has delegated massive, massive responsibility to the administrative state.
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Now I have a big issue with that. I think
President Trump does too. But the point is that if
Congress wants to reclaim its ability to govern in various
areas where it has delegated to the executive branch, Congress
can essentially do that tomorrow. It's kind of the same
thing here. I think the federal government has delegated a
lot of power to the DC municipal government and in
this case, by extension, the DC Metro Police. But if
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they want to take direct control, they can essentially do
that anytime they want to.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
All right again, Speaking with Josh Hammer, hosts of The
Josh Hammer Show, Josh, I'm going to play something for
you real quick.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Here was Trump too, and if we need to, we're
going to do the same thing in Chicago, which is
a disaster. We have a mayor there who's totally incompetent.
He's an incompetent man, and we have an incompetent governor there.
Pritzker is an incompetent His family threw him out of
the business and he ran for governor. And now I
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understand he wants to be pressed. But I noticed he
lost in Lroyd, so maybe he has a chance. You know,
you never know what happened.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay, all right, fat jokes aside, which is hilarious. Can
he do that? Can he just take Chicago?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
So the short answer is no. But what he can
do is he can similarly invoke statutes like the Insurrection
Act if he deems necessary, and increase the National Guard
presence in a lot of these blue cities Chicago, Los Angeles.
I mean, he actually just did that in Los Angeles
right in June during the anti ice, anti immigration enforcement
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riots there, just a couple months ago. So he's actually
already done that in other blue cities there. But you
can't just take over the Chicago Police Department, for instance,
in a way that the fellow government I think is
essentially legally justified in doing when it comes to the
Metro Police Department there. So that's the difference when it
comes to things like the actual municipal government. So you
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can't just abolish the Chicago Mayor's office, whereby I think
it's true that if Congress wants to essentially abolish the
DC Mayor's office tomorrow, they could easily do that. You
can't do that in a Chicago Los Angeles. It's not
the same thing. But when it comes to the National Guard, Jesse,
it's very much the same Prince bloodwork.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Josh, Why do we need people living in DC something
like seven hundred thousand people there? I'm not even, honestly,
not even trying to be glube. Why is this a
permanent residency for almost a million people? It should not
be this way.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I don't think it was supposed to be that way, honestly,
I don't think the Founding fathers ever expected that. Actually,
basically what happened was modern Washington, d C. Was carved
out of a little compromise between Virginia and Maryland, where
by both of the original colonies the King States would
then just give up a tiny parcel of land to
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literally house the Congress and the White House and so
forth there. But it was never meant to be a
place where people live, where there's restaurants and there's all
this common stuff. I think in an ideal scenario, if
you're really going to go back to the Founding vision
of America, we would go back to that. Unfortunately, the
genie is probably out of the bottle on that one,
but at a bare minimum, Jesse. Even if people are
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gonna live in this very swampy and deeply humidd district,
it seems to me like the DC government is feeling
epically to stop crime in our nation's capital, and time
for the Feds to set them Josh.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
He is Josh Hammer with the Josh Hammer Show. Thank you, buddy,
that is what I needed. I appreciate you very much.
I feel so much smarter now, and that's saying something
because I felt pretty smart before. What, Chris, We're gonna
do some emails in a moment. Do you want to
feel smarter? You're gonna feel so smart when you're paying
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Medal of Honor Monday Member. If you miss any part
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heart Spotify iTunes. Yeah. Speaking of the Democrats being in
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serious trouble inside the DSA convention, this is from the
Free Beacon, that would be the Democratic Socialists of America.
Apparently they sent a message to the Democrats, we're in
charge now, we run the party. Man, get out of
that blue area. It's about to be some rough times
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Jesse Friday's show. In the first hour, Chris was shooting
his mouth off about San Diego Mexican food or something.
I don't normally pay attention to losers, but I think
Chris is confusing La with San Diego. There's a big
difference between San Diego Mexican food and La Mexican food. Okay,
all right, let's stop here for a minute, because he
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goes on say San Diego is known for their California burritos,
carnea sada, cheese, pico, and French fries. Okay, his name
is John. John. I support you, and I like that
you had an accurate description of Chris. But it's all
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the same, buddy. The San Diego has the California burrito.
Oh wouldn't you know It's got meat, cheese, pico, and
potatoes in it. That's like every other freaking burrito on
the planet. It's basically the same. I know everybody thinks
that it doesn't. Jim gaff again, have a great Mexican
(30:45):
have a great Mexican food comedy bit. I know he's
a dirty communist, but he has a great comedy bit
about this about how it's it's all the same. And
the only only exceptions that I really have found is
in New Mexico you get more hatch green chilies in
your Mexican food because that's where hatch New Mexico is
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and I love hatch green chilies, and that was very good.
In Texas, there definitely seems to be more of an
emphasis on the melted cheese portion, which I like. That's
one and two Texas. In true tex mex fashion, they'll
mix barbecue in there. So what are the great tex
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Mex restaurants in the Houston area. El Tempo is what
it's called to go and name drop them. El Tempo.
They have brisket, smoked brisket, and I don't mean garbage.
You know what you're thinking, Taco bell They threw it
in the nuker. No, somebody took some time smoked this
brisket and they'll give you like smoked brisket tacos and
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things like that. So there are tiny exceptions, and you know, look,
I'm a San Diego fan. We're coming to visit. By
the way, we're gonna come to visit. I don't know
about this year. Don't get your hopes up. Might have
to be next next year. We just got back from Boston.
All right, look, I want to I miss my bed.
All right now, I'm at the age where I have
to sleep in my bed most of the time. We're
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gonna come anyway. I like San Diego. That's not Let's
not act like your Mexican food is different than LA's.
All right, there's great Mexican food in LA. Everybody gets
snobby about this. It's like New York people when you
bring up New Jersey. When I bring up the great
food in New Jersey because New Jersey has awesome food,
I'll get just hate poured into me from the emails
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about those idiots suck. It's nothing like New York. New York.
It's no insult to you. New Jersey has great food,
great pizza, great cheese, steaks. I should point out Chris
said they're only eighty miles apart. Hey, Chris, do me
a favorite. Don't ever say that when you're back there, Bud,
don't ever say that to both of them. Get super
upset when you make those comparisons. It's like for those people,
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it's like comparing your wife to your ex. Just don't
do it, all right, Just trust me on that. I
do have some good news though. All the Mexican food
in America is about to improve because of this. Mexico
sets minimum tomato export prices following the end of a
US trade deal. The long story short, We're not gonna
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have as many tomatoes in this country. I love this.
I love this honestly. This nothing is made. Nothing has
made me as proud to be an American? Is that
right there? A yay yai yai.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
I am the Fritto Bundito, yagy.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I like Britos scornchips.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I do I want Brito scornchits.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'll get them from you. I yi yai yai Oh,
I am the Fritto Bundito.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Give me Britto scnchip. See, I'll be your friends, the
Fritto buntito.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You must not amunch, munch, munch a bunch of frizzos.
I hate tomatoes so much I can't stop thinking about it.
It actually happened to me. Happened to me. It was
a few days ago. I went out and got some Fijidas.
You know, I mean, you know how I am. I'm
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not got some Fijidas with up. We were watching the game,
eating some Fijidas. They come and they set down this
sizzling faheta tray for Bronco, and it's and it's all
the onions and the butter. They had this little metal
cup of butter on there. Chris, it was boiling the butter.
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It was so hot. The butter was like boiling and
bubbling over. It was this scarlet butter. Don't shake your head.
Oh it was so good man. You would have loved it.
You would have loved you got to talk the wife
into it. I'm telling you should be fine with it. Anyway,
all this meat, these onions, They even had a jalapeno
on there. Some chilis. I'm kidding, there weren't any chili's,
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but I just wanted to say that fresh door das.
And they had this butter on there. But there was
this huge, unsightly red tomato on there, infecting the entire
tray with everything. Is there anything worse than getting a
great sandwich or something? And they put a tomato on
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it and they tell you you can take it off,
but you can't not all the way. Oh sure you
can physically remove the tomato. But have you ever seen
a slug crawling across something? How it leaves that little
snail trail behind it. That snail trail of slime and
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grease smells like fish. The tomato does the exact same
thing to your food. You can take it off, but
there'll be so much tomato residue left over. What Chris, what?
What about salsa? Don't act like that's tomato? But don't
act like that's tomato. They mash it up and mix
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it up and put in all kinds of peppers and
all kinds of other stuff. Don't pretend like Marinaia sauces
tomato or ketchup is tomato. No, someone figured out how
to make something decent out of the most disgusting food
on the planet. That doesn't mean the food is good.
Don't even try that with me. Here's what you need
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We'll be back
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday,
and we have a bunch of things. The Democrat Party
continues to implode, and it's crazy to see Beto O'Rourke
reared his ugly head again and started shooting off his
mouth and just wow, good luck with that, guys. We'll
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do some emails this hour. We'll talk about Mexico not
sending us tomatoes anymore. All that and so much more
coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this
hour with me Bronco. But before we get to any
of that, it's Medal of Honor Monday time. And don't
shake your head, Chris, you know what time it is.
(01:02):
We honor a hero. Now we have to remember the
men and remember their deeds. It's not enough to just
know that all these Medal of Honor citations are out
there somewhere. Well, I'm sure there's a document. Yeah, they're
all online. We can read them free. Multiple websites have
these Medal of Honor citations up. I want to encourage
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you again to do this with your family, do this
with your class, do this with the team you coach.
This is an important part of our social fabric. These
men gave up everything, many of them. Most of them
gave up everything. Remember that wonderful Reagan's speech where he
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was talking about he was over and I believe it
was France given a speech and he essentially said, I'm
paraphrasing that the mind plays a trick. When we talk
about these guys. We picture them as old men. But
they were an old men when they died. They were
young men. They didn't get to meet their grandkids, they
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didn't get to raise their kids, they didn't get baseball games,
and that they didn't get any of that. They gave
it up for us. And as always, remember you can
email love, hate, death threats, and you can email Medal
of honor suggestions. We have stacks and stacks of them,
but send them. We love them, we read them, then
we'll get to them eventually. This one, this guy says,
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I'm a deputy sheriff under a small rural county in
East Tennessee. Thirty three years of serving my community in
this great country. How about that man? I listened to
your show every night from eighteen hundred to twenty one hundred.
I really enjoy the Medal of Honor Mondays. Don't know
if you read this one, but I found one that
would be worthy to be heard. B twenty five B
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twenty four pilot from World War II, Leon Vance, So
without further ado, by the way, he was born in Enid, Oklahoma, Enid,
Oklahoma in nineteen sixteen. Let's read the Medal of Honor
citation for a Leon Robert Vance, Junior US Army Air Corps.
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So he was obviously in a play, right hey, honoring
those he went above and beyond. It's Medal of Honor
Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity above and beyond the
call of duty on the fifth of June nineteen forty four,
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when he led a heavy bombardment group in an attack
against defended enemy coastal positions in the vicinity of Wimeau, France.
Pause real quick, this is pre D Day. They're doing
pre You don't have to actually pause the music, Chris.
They're doing pre D day bombardment, trying to soften the target,
things like that. Approaching the target, his aircraft was hit
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repeatedly by anti air aircraft fire, which seriously crippled the ship,
killed the pilot and wounded several members of the crew,
including Lieutenant Colonel Vance, whose right foot was practically severed.
The pilot was killed piece of shrapnel hit him in
the head, killed immediately. In spite of his injury, and
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with three engines lost to flak good grief, he led
his formation over the target, bombing it successfully after applying
a tourniquet to his leg with the aid of the
radar operator, Lieutenant Colonel Vance. Realizing that the ship was
approaching a stall altitude with the one remaining engine failing,
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Gosh struggled to a semi upright position beside the copilot
and took over control of the ship, cutting the power
and feathering the last engine. He put the aircraft in glide,
sufficiently steeped to maintain his air speed, losing altitude, he
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at last reached the English coast, whereupon he ordered all
members of the crew to bail out, as he knew
they would all safely make land, but he received a
message over the inner phone system which led him to
believe one of the crew members was unable to jump
due to injuries, so he made the decision to ditch
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the ship in the channel thereby giving this man a
chance at life good freaking grief. To add further to
the danger of ditching the ship in his crippled condition,
there was a five hundred pound bomb hung up in
the bombay. Unable to climb into the seat vacated by
the co pilot since his foot hanging onto his leg
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by a few tendons had become lodged behind the co
pilot's seat. Oh He nevertheless made a successful ditching while
lying on the floor, using only alron in elevators for
control in the side window of the cockpit for visual reference.
On coming to rest in the water, the aircraft commenced
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to sink rapidly, with Lieutenant Colonel Vans pinned in the
cockpit by the upper turret, which had crashed in during
the landing. As it was settling beneath the waves, an
explosion occurred, which through Lieutenant Colonel Vance clear of the wreckage.
After clinging to a piece of floating wreckage until he
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could muster enough strength to inflate his life vest, he
began to search for the crew member whom he believed
to be aboard. Failing to find anyone, he began swimming
and was found approximately fifty minutes later by an air
sea rescue craft. By his extraordinary flying skill and gallant leadership,
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despite his grave injury, Lieutenant Colonel Vans led his formation
to successful bombing of the assigned target and returned the
crew to a point where they could bail out with safety.
His gallant and valorous decision to ditch the aircraft in
order to give the crew member he believed to be
aboard a chance for life exemplifies the highest traditions of
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the US Armed Forces. Is that not one of the
most amazing things you've ever heard in your entire freaking life.
I by the way I looked, I looked because I'm curious,
probably about the same thing you're curious about. The explosion.
Was that the bomb? Or see? That doesn't make sense
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to me. I don't think it was a five hundred
pound bomb underwater or not. Underwater would probably finished. I mean,
surely you would be dead, So that doesn't make sense
that it would be the bomb. I don't know what
the explosion was an engine who knows? But what a story,
And I am sad to say that it does not
have a happy ending. On July twenty sixth, he had
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to go recover from his injuries in England and then
he got on a a MedFlight. These medflights were happening
all over the world during World War Two. On July
twenty sixth, nineteen forty four, between Iceland and Newfoundland, the
C fifty four was lost on its way back to
the US, assumed to have crashed in the Atlantic. And
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I believe there were seventeen people on board, and they
all gave their lives for this country. You know, I
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don't think I don't think it's probably something I would
do a whole history thing on, But there are so
many of those medical flights or medical ships where men
and women, sometimes women gave their lives. I say women,
because especially in the Pacific, you know, women are just
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they're wonderful nurses. They're better nurses than men are, to
be honest with you, just their nature. These women would
care for these oftentimes terribly injured men on these flights
back from the Pacific. You got to try to get
them back to the States, you know, you got to
stop here and stop there, and they get shot at
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and shot and shot down, and sometimes you don't have
to be shot down. Remember this is nineteen forty four,
nineteen forty five. It's not today. Planes crash, things go wrong,
and everybody goes. Everybody dies. There's a it's a heartbreaking thing.
The Japanese didn't care if you had a ship that
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was marked as a medical ship. They'll fire a torpedo
into that thing. Like it was nothing happened. A lot happened,
a lot sad tales. Anyway, All right, let's move on.
Let's talk about something happy, like democrats imploded and dogs.
Even though Fred isn't doing that great right now, Grandma
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his favorite person in the world by a mile. Much
to Aubrey's chagrin, Grandma left town a couple of days ago.
Fred has been crowed up by the front door ever since.
He's not doing that great waiting for her to come back.
But his coat is unbelievably shiny. I will tell you that,
courtesy of Roughgreens, we did have to make him eat
for the first time. He went on a little bit
(11:12):
of a hunger strike without Grandma. I think maybe that
has something to do with the table scraps. She slips
them underneath the table whenever Obb isn't looking. I can't
say for sure, but he had he went on a
little mini hunger strike, but we had to get some
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We'll be back. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
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You're welcome. Is the Jesse Kelly's Show that was kind
of a heavy metal of honor citation. So Bronco is
ready to move on to something different. Remember you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's
talk about a couple happy things here first. So there's
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this thing that is it's always been a thing in
American politics, and that is this, when you are running
in a primary, you want to take the strongest possible
position on every issue to help you win the primary.
And then once you've won your primary, it's not that
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you want to moderate, because then that would make you
a liar. But you don't necessarily want to advertise all
your positions, and Republicans and Democrats have always done this
to some extent. You know how it works. If you're
a Republican, when you're in a primary, you want to
make sure nobody can get to your right, so you
take the strongest possible position on taxes and spending, in
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the border and abortion and everything else under the sun.
Then when the general election comes up, now maybe we
don't maybe we don't talk about abortion anymore. It's well,
you were kind of what Trump did. You just make
it about a couple issues, the border and inflation. That's
what he ran on, border inflation, border inflation. Democrats same thing.
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If you're a Democrat. You have to come out to
the left of MAO in a primary, and then in
a general election is shave some of those edges off.
But here is what is doomed people time and time
and time again in politics at any level. The extreme
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position you take in the primary comes back to bite
you in the general and you look unelectable because it's norms.
It's norm and Norma who vote people in. It's not
you and me. I wish it was. I wish you
could pick. I would just hand every election to you.
If I could you get them right? Most of the time,
we don't win elections. We have to work for them.
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But our votes don't win elections. The normies do these
I still I've never figured these people out. I vote
Democrat this year and then I'll vote Republican. Then these
people right, So the Democrat Party appears to be trapped
in a bit of a death spiral to where it
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doesn't matter this situation. They have to take these public
loud positions that are unpopular with almost everyone. With almost everyone,
Chris said, why, I'll tell you what. I'll get to
the why in a minute. Beto O'Rourke is a dork
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who runs for office every five minutes in Texas. And
he got up on stage on camera, and I don't
want you to listen like you. I know you're gonna disagree.
I know I'm gonna disagree the normy in your life.
Play him this and tell me what you think.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Next time we win power, We're gonna drive that car
like we stole it. We're gonna legalize every dreamer, every
dreamer's parents, every hard working American doing backbreaking work that
makes this country so great in the first place, even
greater as us citizens.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Mass amnesty and for their parents. Okay, said this.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We punch first, and we punch harder. We want California,
in New Jersey and Illinois and Maryland and every other
state where the Democrats hold the governor's mansion, the Assembly,
and the state Senate to redraw their congressional districts.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Now, not wait.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
For Texas to move first to maximize Democratic Party advantage. Listen,
you may say to yourself, well, those aren't the rules.
There are no reps in this game the rules. We
are gonna win whatever it takes.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, this is omar Fete that Somali was about to
be mayor of Minneapolis day one.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
If you were elected, what would be some of your
top two to three priorities for the city.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So that's a very good question. So the first I
would say, it would be a hostile federal government with
not only Donald Trump in office, but he has essentially
a trifecto the both chambers of Congress and a Supreme Court,
and a lot of our neighbors, especially our undocumented residents,
are very concerned.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
What's your number one priority for Minneapolis making sure the
legals get to stay. These positions don't just sound insane
to you. All my normy friends think these are bonkers positions. Bonkers,
you sound bonkers. So Jewish producer Chris asked, why why
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do they continue to do this? Well, they're actually sandwiched
now and probably trapped because they're sandwiched. Your base is
always pushing you to move to a stronger position. The
Republican base we want to pull the Lindsey Grahams to
the right. The Democrat base they want to pull, well,
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there aren't any moderate Democrats, but if there was a
moderate Democrat, they want to pull him to the left.
But you learn how to work with that. What is
dooming democrats is not their base, it's their donors too,
the wealthiest democrats, these billionaire types. I was talking to
Buck Sexton about this earlier today and he's like, yeah,
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these Reid Hoffman types, these billionaire Democrats, they are not
pushing their candidates to moderate. They are not pushing their
candidates to drop these crazy positions that are unpopular. They
are writing large checks and demanding Democrats take these extreme positions.
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Even if you are a moderate Democrat, you don't feel
like you have a choice but to take positions everyone hates.
Isn't that awesome. I think that's freaking awesome. Let's talk
to Josh Hammer about this DC home rule stuff. Is
it legal? Are the courts gonna screw all this up?
Can Donald Trump go do the same thing in Chicago
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in New York. Let's find that out and then we'll
do emails. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. It's time to
get all loyally and to do that, of course, you
know who we're bringing in, my friend Josh Hammer, host
of the Josh Hammer Show. Okay, Josh, first of all,
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when you need to break down some legal nerd stuff
for us, can Trump just take over DC?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Well, Jesse, the original Constitution, like the actual Constitution that
the founding fathers debated and ratified, makes pretty clear that
the Capital District is supposed to be run by Congress.
Congress and by extension, the executive branch to an extent.
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But it really was ideally supposed to be Congress initially
that would engage in direct legislative governance of Washington, d C.
What happened was this happened all in the post World
War two era. It really was not until nineteen seventy
three the Richard Nixon presidency, when Congress signed a law
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called the DC Home Rule Act that for the first
time really allowed Washington, d C. To govern more of itself.
And that was the original origins of the actual DC
Mayor's office. Prior to that, there was some sort of
symbolic head but the actual position of DC Mayor I
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think Miroel Bowser, Marion Barry back in the day. I
mean that goes back to this law that Congress passed
in nineteen seventy three, So it's a fairly recent thing.
But yes, I mean he can say that for purposes
of our administration, for purposes of the United States' part
and justice, that we are going to interpret the DC
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Home Rule Act in a certain fashion. It would be
even more legally justified if Congress were to amend this
statute and to provide an additional ammunition. But the overall
direction here of a certain greater federal direct control over
the Capitol District is directly in line with the founding
vision that I think the founding fathers were actually terrified
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of the prospects that Washington C. Could be truly truly
government itself and have voting members in Congress there they
thought that would be a recipe for disaster and corruption
and lots of other things that they oppose. So this
is actually a very kind of old school Founding Fathers
esque move. It happens to be a brilliant move, I
think when it comes to the actual public policy. I mean,
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let's talk about just coming back crime in DC. So
it's a no brainer. It's a policy no brainer, and
I think it's legally justified as well.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay, so is this going to be challenged in court?
Because I look, I want our nation's capital to be
shiny and beautiful. I talked about it earlier in the show.
Because it's a billboard for our country. I want it
cleaned up. I don't want people hurt. But we all
know that that is what democrats want. They're not soft
on crime, They're pro crime. They want people hurd they
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want people murdered. Is this going to get stopped?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Look when it comes to so there's a couple of
parts here. If I understanding that what's happening correcty, There
there is the DC Metro Police components, and then then
there is the National Guard components. The president has sprawling
authority to call up the National Guard and to make
use of it as he will. So if it is
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his discretion to send in additional National Guard troops in
the nation cap in the nation's capital to restore order,
if there is a legitimate crisis, then there are multiple
statutes on the book historically that will give him the
ability to do so. For instance, there is a statue
from the late nineteenth century called the Insurrection Act. Jesse
Mayor called the infamous op ed that Tom Cotton published
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with the New York Times back in the early days
of the Saint George Floyd Saint George Floyd riots back
there that kind of sent the whole New York Times
walking out of the office and led to Barry Wiss's
resignation all that he was talking about this law, the
Insurrection Act there. So, the Insurrection Act is one of
the ways that a president can say that there is
a crisis, there is a lack of law and order here,
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and we need to call up the National Guard. So
that seems to me to be on pretty sound authority. Now,
having said that, there are any number of left wing activists,
I call them judicial insurrectionists, These lower corps judges who
basically just get off on the fact of stopping Trump
no matter what. And I have no doubt that as
soon as Trump was finished at the White House lectern today,
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probably even before that, I'm sure you have the ACLU
and all the various left wing public interest legal outfits
lined up like ducks in a row waiting to go
suit this guy there, So I'm sure they're going to
challenge it. The DC Metro Police debates potentially could come
down to a statutory question over the DC Home Rule Act.
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But I think it's pretty well understood Jesse by most
lawyers that the federal government essentially has control over Washington,
d C. For most of our adult lifetimes, me and
you and everyone else, we've just operated in a world
whereby the federal government has, of its own volition, chosen
to delegate most of that authority to the d C
municipal government. But when you delegate something, you can ultimately
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then call it back really any time you want. I
think a way to analogize this that makes it a
little more easily digestible think of it when it comes
to Congress and the executive branch. So in the past
century since Woodrow Wilson got the modern administrative day going,
Congress has delegated massive, massive responsibility to the administrative state.
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Now I have a big issue with that. I think
President Trump does too. But the point is that if
Congress wants to reclaim its ability to govern in various
areas where it has delegated to the executive branch, Congress
can essentially do that tomorrow. It's kind of the same
thing here. I think the federal government has delegated a
lot of power to the DC municipal government and in
this case, by extension, the DC Metro Police. But if
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they want to take direct control, they can essentially do
that anytime they want to.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
All right again, Speaking with Josh Hammer, hosts of The
Josh Hammer Show, Josh, I'm going to play something for
you real quick.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Here was Trump too, and if we need to, we're
going to do the same thing in Chicago, which is
a disaster. We have a mayor there who's totally incompetent.
He's an incompetent man, and we have an incompetent governor there.
Pritzker is an incompetent His family threw him out of
the business and he ran for governor. And now I
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understand he wants to be pressed. But I noticed he
lost in Lroyd, so maybe he has a chance. You know,
you never know what happened.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay, all right, fat jokes aside, which is hilarious. Can
he do that? Can he just take Chicago?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
So the short answer is no. But what he can
do is he can similarly invoke statutes like the Insurrection
Act if he deems necessary, and increase the National Guard
presence in a lot of these blue cities Chicago, Los Angeles.
I mean, he actually just did that in Los Angeles
right in June during the anti ice, anti immigration enforcement
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riots there, just a couple months ago. So he's actually
already done that in other blue cities there. But you
can't just take over the Chicago Police Department, for instance,
in a way that the fellow government I think is
essentially legally justified in doing when it comes to the
Metro Police Department there. So that's the difference when it
comes to things like the actual municipal government. So you
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can't just abolish the Chicago Mayor's office, whereby I think
it's true that if Congress wants to essentially abolish the
DC Mayor's office tomorrow, they could easily do that. You
can't do that in a Chicago Los Angeles. It's not
the same thing. But when it comes to the National Guard, Jesse,
it's very much the same Prince bloodwork.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Josh, Why do we need people living in DC something
like seven hundred thousand people there? I'm not even, honestly,
not even trying to be glube. Why is this a
permanent residency for almost a million people? It should not
be this way.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I don't think it was supposed to be that way, honestly,
I don't think the Founding fathers ever expected that. Actually,
basically what happened was modern Washington, d C. Was carved
out of a little compromise between Virginia and Maryland, where
by both of the original colonies the King States would
then just give up a tiny parcel of land to
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literally house the Congress and the White House and so
forth there. But it was never meant to be a
place where people live, where there's restaurants and there's all
this common stuff. I think in an ideal scenario, if
you're really going to go back to the Founding vision
of America, we would go back to that. Unfortunately, the
genie is probably out of the bottle on that one,
but at a bare minimum, Jesse. Even if people are
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gonna live in this very swampy and deeply humidd district,
it seems to me like the DC government is feeling
epically to stop crime in our nation's capital, and time
for the Feds to set them Josh.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
He is Josh Hammer with the Josh Hammer Show. Thank you, buddy,
that is what I needed. I appreciate you very much.
I feel so much smarter now, and that's saying something
because I felt pretty smart before. What, Chris, We're gonna
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It's still real to me, dammit the TRN stacks. It
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serious trouble inside the DSA convention, this is from the
Free Beacon, that would be the Democratic Socialists of America.
Apparently they sent a message to the Democrats, we're in
charge now, we run the party. Man, get out of
that blue area. It's about to be some rough times
(29:37):
Jesse Friday's show. In the first hour, Chris was shooting
his mouth off about San Diego Mexican food or something.
I don't normally pay attention to losers, but I think
Chris is confusing La with San Diego. There's a big
difference between San Diego Mexican food and La Mexican food. Okay,
all right, let's stop here for a minute, because he
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goes on say San Diego is known for their California burritos,
carnea sada, cheese, pico, and French fries. Okay, his name
is John. John. I support you, and I like that
you had an accurate description of Chris. But it's all
(30:23):
the same, buddy. The San Diego has the California burrito.
Oh wouldn't you know It's got meat, cheese, pico, and
potatoes in it. That's like every other freaking burrito on
the planet. It's basically the same. I know everybody thinks
that it doesn't. Jim gaff again, have a great Mexican
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have a great Mexican food comedy bit. I know he's
a dirty communist, but he has a great comedy bit
about this about how it's it's all the same. And
the only only exceptions that I really have found is
in New Mexico you get more hatch green chilies in
your Mexican food because that's where hatch New Mexico is
(31:06):
and I love hatch green chilies, and that was very good.
In Texas, there definitely seems to be more of an
emphasis on the melted cheese portion, which I like. That's
one and two Texas. In true tex mex fashion, they'll
mix barbecue in there. So what are the great tex
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Mex restaurants in the Houston area. El Tempo is what
it's called to go and name drop them. El Tempo.
They have brisket, smoked brisket, and I don't mean garbage.
You know what you're thinking, Taco bell They threw it
in the nuker. No, somebody took some time smoked this
brisket and they'll give you like smoked brisket tacos and
(31:48):
things like that. So there are tiny exceptions, and you know, look,
I'm a San Diego fan. We're coming to visit. By
the way, we're gonna come to visit. I don't know
about this year. Don't get your hopes up. Might have
to be next next year. We just got back from Boston.
All right, look, I want to I miss my bed.
All right now, I'm at the age where I have
to sleep in my bed most of the time. We're
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gonna come anyway. I like San Diego. That's not Let's
not act like your Mexican food is different than LA's.
All right, there's great Mexican food in LA. Everybody gets
snobby about this. It's like New York people when you
bring up New Jersey. When I bring up the great
food in New Jersey because New Jersey has awesome food,
I'll get just hate poured into me from the emails
(32:31):
about those idiots suck. It's nothing like New York. New York.
It's no insult to you. New Jersey has great food,
great pizza, great cheese, steaks. I should point out Chris
said they're only eighty miles apart. Hey, Chris, do me
a favorite. Don't ever say that when you're back there, Bud,
don't ever say that to both of them. Get super
upset when you make those comparisons. It's like for those people,
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it's like comparing your wife to your ex. Just don't
do it, all right, Just trust me on that. I
do have some good news though. All the Mexican food
in America is about to improve because of this. Mexico
sets minimum tomato export prices following the end of a
US trade deal. The long story short, We're not gonna
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have as many tomatoes in this country. I love this.
I love this honestly. This nothing is made. Nothing has
made me as proud to be an American? Is that
right there? A yay yai yai.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
I am the Fritto Bundito, yagy.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I like Britos scornchips.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I do I want Brito scornchits.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'll get them from you. I yi yai yai Oh,
I am the Fritto Bundito.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Give me Britto scnchip. See, I'll be your friends, the
Fritto buntito.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You must not amunch, munch, munch a bunch of frizzos.
I hate tomatoes so much I can't stop thinking about it.
It actually happened to me. Happened to me. It was
a few days ago. I went out and got some Fijidas.
You know, I mean, you know how I am. I'm
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not got some Fijidas with up. We were watching the game,
eating some Fijidas. They come and they set down this
sizzling faheta tray for Bronco, and it's and it's all
the onions and the butter. They had this little metal
cup of butter on there. Chris, it was boiling the butter.
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It was so hot. The butter was like boiling and
bubbling over. It was this scarlet butter. Don't shake your head.
Oh it was so good man. You would have loved it.
You would have loved you got to talk the wife
into it. I'm telling you should be fine with it. Anyway,
all this meat, these onions, They even had a jalapeno
on there. Some chilis. I'm kidding, there weren't any chili's,
(34:57):
but I just wanted to say that fresh door das.
And they had this butter on there. But there was
this huge, unsightly red tomato on there, infecting the entire
tray with everything. Is there anything worse than getting a
great sandwich or something? And they put a tomato on
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it and they tell you you can take it off,
but you can't not all the way. Oh sure you
can physically remove the tomato. But have you ever seen
a slug crawling across something? How it leaves that little
snail trail behind it. That snail trail of slime and
(35:42):
grease smells like fish. The tomato does the exact same
thing to your food. You can take it off, but
there'll be so much tomato residue left over. What Chris, what?
What about salsa? Don't act like that's tomato? But don't
act like that's tomato. They mash it up and mix
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it up and put in all kinds of peppers and
all kinds of other stuff. Don't pretend like Marinaia sauces
tomato or ketchup is tomato. No, someone figured out how
to make something decent out of the most disgusting food
on the planet. That doesn't mean the food is good.
Don't even try that with me. Here's what you need
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to try, a ZipRecruiter, because you need to hire some
better people. You do, you know it? And I know what.
You've got dead weight in the office, and it holds
you back. Doesn't it hold back your happiness? I know
when I wake up in the morning, I roll over,
look at the wife, say hi to the kids, and
(36:45):
then at some point in time it's going to dawn
on me. Oh my gosh, I have to go to work.
With Chris today. It holds me back. You don't need
to live like that. Hiring somebody good is easy now
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has this matching technology. I still don't understand how they
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of five have somebody in a day. Try it for free.
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