April 14, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
such a magnificent Monday, and on tap for this hour,
We're gonna do a little Medal of Honor Monday here
and just the moment, I am gonna do a little bit,
very very brief, little bit of history around that, just
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a couple of minutes long, maybe hopefully, and then we'll
talk about some communist violence. I'll put a bow on
that one. Trump said some really good things today. I
don't play a ton of White House audio just because
that's not the kind of radio show we do, but
I'm gonna play some of that. We'll talk about an
ancient altar and why the Left is now defending child sacrifice.
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All that and so much more is still to come
on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight. Now the
Okinawa campaign of the Pacific War. Because this is gonna
be our medal of honor citation. I'm gonna get to
that in a moment. Remember time for Medal of Honor Monday.
Every Monday, second hour started the second hour. This is
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what we do. We read a medal of honor citation. Well,
the war in the Pacific, Okinawa was the last of
the ground campaigns, the last of it all. The stuff
that really happened after Okinawa was a bunch of bombing,
including the atom bombs. Right, But the last and worst
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of the campaigns was Okinawa. And that makes sense why
it would be the worst. If you track our progress
across the Pacific, as we're trying to get closer and
closer to the Japanese homeland, it would make sense that
the final one is the closest one. The Japanese were
painfully aware that if we took Okinawa, we'rectically on their doorstep,
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and they were determined to hold it at any cost. Now,
Okinawa is a whole long I could do a whole
show on it. In fact I probably have. But for
the purpose of our conversation, for the purpose of our
Medal of honor citation, I wanted to explain that they
were not only dug in in caves and emplacements all
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over Okinawa, that there was one location Marines will all
know with three hills, three hills that were used to
protect each other. The hills don't worry about remembering these
names were sugar Loaf half Moon and Horseshoe. They're famous,
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that's obviously. That wasn't the official name. Those were the
names the Marines gave to them. Half Loaf, sugar or
sugar Loaf, half Moon, and Horseshoe. Okay. And the Japanese
held these hilltops and they were slaughtering everybody who went by,
and so you had to charge your way up the
hilltop and then they would slaughter you on the way up.
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If you happen to make it up and take over
the emplacements, then they would simply counterattack and slaughter you again.
And this was a massacre. More Marines died on these
little hills than you can possibly count. And this is
one of those things we've talked about this before, where
you'd send up whole units and the whole unit would
be gone. Essentially, you'd send up two hundred men, you
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get ten back. That's the kind of death we're talking
about here now. Or James Day, James Lewis Day, United
States Marines. I'm going to read his citation and then
I'll probably fill in some blanks if I don't do
it along the way, just to set it up for you.
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His squad was pretty much wiped out. At first he
was down to seven or eight men, and then he
was down to three men, including himself, and then a
mortar round hits, and it's just him and one other guy.
Two guys. Two guys who get left on the hill.
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They can't retreat. There's nowhere else to go. They're left
on the hill, and the Japanese want them off the
hill without further ado.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Right, Hey, honoring those who went above and beyond. It's
Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his
own life above and beyond the call of duty as
a squad leader in sustained combat operations against Japanese forces.
On the first day, Corporal Day rallied his squad in
the remnants of another unit and led them to a
critical position forward of the front lines of Sugarloaf Hill.
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Soon thereafter, they came under an intense mortar and artillery
barrad that was quickly followed by a ferocious ground attack
by some forty Japanese soldiers. Despite the loss of one
half of his men, Corporal Day remained at the forefront,
shouting encouragement, hurling hand grenades, and directing deadly fire, thereby
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repelling the determined enemy reinforced by six men. He led
his squad in repelling three fierce night attacks, but suffered
five additional marines killed and one wounded, whom he assisted
to safety. Uh, pause for a second. He ran them
all to safety anyway. Upon hearing nearby calls for Corman assistance,
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Corporal Day braved heavy enemy fire to escort four seriously
wounded marines one at a time to safety. He's carrying
these men off the hill and going back, okay. Corporal
Day then manned a light machine gun assisted by a
wounded marine, and halted another night attack. In this ferocious action,
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his machine gun was destroyed and he suffered multiple white
phosphorus and fragmentation wounds. That was when a mortar round
exploded and blew up his gun and killed the other marine.
He reorganized his defensive position in time to halt a
fifth enemy attack with devastating small arms fire. Now I
want to make sure I'm clear on this. This is
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now Corporal Day and one other marine per totally. I
believe the guy's name was who ended up losing his
life later on two marines all alone. The Japanese know
there are only two marines, and they are coming at
these guys repeatedly at night, trying to get them off
of this hill all right. On three separate occasion occasions,
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Japanese soldiers closed to within a few feet of his foxhole,
but were killed by Corporal Day. During the second day,
the enemy conducted numerous unsuccessful swarming attacks against his exposed position.
On the third day, a wounded and exhausted Corporal Day
repulsed the enemy's final attack, killing a dozen enemy soldiers
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at close range. Pause again really quickly. Part of the
one of the ways he was doing this, him and
his marine. It was pitch black and they could hear.
They had to wait until they heard the Japanese coming
up the hill. You didn't want to shoot because then
the Japanese would know exactly where you were because your
weapon gives off a flash. Him and his buddy were
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pulling the pins on grenades and rolling them down the hills,
blowing up Japanese people for three days dug into this hill.
On the third day, a wounded an exhausted Corporal Day
repulse the enemy's final attack, killing a dozen enemy soldiers
at close range. Having yielded no ground and with more
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than a hundred enemy dead around his position, Corporal Day
preserved the lives of his spellow marines and made a
significant contribution to the success of the Okinawa campaign. By
his extraordinary heroism, repeated acts of valor, and quintessential battlefield leadership,
Corporal Day inspired the efforts of his outnumbered marines to
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defeat a much larger enemy force, reflecting great credit upon
himself and upholding the highest traditions of the Marine Marine
Corps in the United States Naval Service, all alone, three
days on Sugar Loaf Hill fighting off waves of suicidal
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Japanese attackers, and he lived to tell the tale. That
is a beast, and he actually survived it. He didn't
get the Medal of Honor until shockingly, he didn't get
it till decades later. I think it was Bush or
maybe even Clinton, if I remember right, one of those
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two first Bush hw Bush. It was Bush or Clinton
who actually did it. Chris said, how do you sleep
those three days? You don't, You wake up and you
fight the entire time. You live on only adrenaline. You
don't sleep, you don't do anything. You expect to die
when it's just you and a buddy, and you've watched
all your other buddies be killed or wounded. You're everyone.
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You're banking on it being your last one, and your
goal is simply to kill as many and take as
many with you as you possibly can. And if you're
really good at killing people like Day was, maybe you
can kill so many that you can survive. And he
did survive. We don't have to play taps. We did.
We've gotten a couple emails in the past of people
who don't want us to play taps anymore. For one
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reason or another. I wish you wouldn't play taps. Let
me be crystal clear that will never ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever ever stop for any reason on this show. If
you're sick of it, turn off the radio and go
listen to something else. We played taps to honor the fallen.
We will always play taps to honor the fallen. If
you don't like it, you can roll it up in
a tight little wad and shove it where the sun
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don't shine. Is that perfectly clear. I don't care about
anything you have to say about it on this show.
That's what we do, not just the medal of honor
guys that people die in training. I don't give a
crap whether you like it or not. All right, all right,
we'll touch on a little bit more communist violence. We're
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gonna talk about what did some executive at Ford do?
And what's this title? And we're gonna play some trump comments. Next.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It is Jesse Kelly's show. Chris, what version of that
song was that that you just played? Was that? Was
it some kind of No? It wasn't. No, there was
Was that some kind of live version or something like that?
Whatever it was? No, whatever it was, it sucked. Okay,
and it sucked. I can sniff out a live version
a mile away. Everyone knows live music. It's great in person.
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It's devastating if you have to listen to it. No,
it is great in person. Chris. Quit being such a
party pooper. You're just trying to save money. No, there's
nothing worse than when you download a song and it
turns out it's the live version and the singer has
to make adjustments to how he sings a song, and
you have the crowd, Oh my gosh, he's my favorite.
It sucks. Is nothing more worth worse, especially when you
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paid a buck for it. What, Chris, what Johnny Cash
at fulsome prison is obviously an exception. Every anything Johnny
Cash does is an exception, Chris, we already know that
that's built in. Gosh, back to communist violence. I'm gonna
ask you something because we're getting a bunch of emails
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some people who don't really understand how they can justify it.
How can you justify it? How can you justify it? Well,
I'm going to ask you a question, Chris Cory. I'm
gonna ask you both. I have not prepped them ahead
of time. I'm gonna ask everybody a question. Okay, I'm
gonna ask you a question, and don't worry. It's not
come vocated. It's not only yes or no. But I
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don't want you to think about it. First thing that
pops into your head, okay, the first thing that pops
into your head, yes or no. You know who Captain
America is, right, everyone knows who Captain, the fictional character
Captain America. Would you consider Captain America to be a
violent man? Most people say no immediately. Most people would say, well, no,
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why not? He beats people up all the time. I
realized it's fictional. But I was reading his comic books
when I was a child. Shoots people, beats people up,
blows things up. They even make movies about it and
stuff like that. Now, why don't you consider him to
be violent? Because he's on the good team and he's
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fighting against bad guys, and so look, the bad guys
are violent. Who's the guy with the redhead, red Skull?
That's right, Red Skull. I haven't read comic books in
a long time. Red Skull. Red Skull's violent. Red Skull's
out there killing people. Captain America is not violent. He
only has to kill people to stop Red Skull from
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killing people. You see, how does the communist justify violence
in his mind? How could you justify that? Why is
it okay to fire Bamba Tesla Dealership? Why is it?
You know what, here's a great example. Remember that Luigi Loser,
the guy in New York City who assassinated the healthcare
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ceo United Healthcare ceo. We all watched it. It happened on camera,
was assassinated by this Luigi guy. It's on camera. Everyone
watched it happen. Okay, Luigi's not only getting all these
love letters in the mail, But CNN sat down with
a Taylor Lorenz. She had a very interesting perspective on Luigi.
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Remember remember why you don't think Captain America is violent.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So you're gonna see women especially that feel like, oh
my god, right, like, here's this man who who's revolutionary,
who's famous, who's handsome, who's young, who's smart. He's a
person that seems as like this morally good man, which
is hard to find. They want somebody to take on
this system, they want somebody to tear down these barbaric
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establishment institutions.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Did you hear what she said? She even called him
morally good. He had two small children. I'm forty three
years old. I lost my father six months ago today.
Six months ago today, I lost my father. I still
can't talk about it. Just guts me. Small children don't
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have a father anymore because Luigi assassinated him on the
streets of New York City. How does this communist see?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
So you're gonna see women especially that feel like, oh
my god, right, like, here's this man who who's revolutionary,
who's famous, who's handsome, who's young, who's smart. He's a
person that seems as like this morally good man, which
is hard to find. They want somebody to take on
the system. They want somebody to tear down these barbaric
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establishment institutions.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
How bad can he be when he's fighting the bad guys?
He's not violent. He can't be the bad guy in
the story. In fact, he's morally good. He's taking on
the Nazis. You have to commit acts of violence to
take on the Nazis. Now violence? Why is it that
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communists love it? Because remember, it's about destroying things. Everything sucks.
This is evil. You have to destroy things. Well, let
me ask you, is there a non violent way to
destroy things? Something so simple as a piece of paper.
I'm holding a piece of paper right here. It's just
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a plain white piece of paper. I want it. I
want it to go away. Is there a non violent
way to destroy this piece of paper. I have to
tear it. I have to burn it. I have to
do something to destroy it. Destruction is violence. If there's
a statue and I want it gone, is there a
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nonviolent way to remove the statue. I have to tear
it down. I have to carve it up. I have
to blow it up. I have to if I want
to destroy capitalism America, this is that government this or
that it's going to obviously involve violence. That's why they
commit so many acts of violence. They have my entire life,
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and that's why it's picking up now, and that's why
the media and Democrats themselves will try to run cover
for it by I don't know, calling Antifa an idea.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Chief is an idea, not an organization.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's what is tonight. Yeah. By the way, you know,
America's corporations have funded a lot of these evil violent groups.
You realize that, meaning if you patronize that business, you
funded it. And I have to point fingers at me.
I've had Verizon, I've had AT and T. T Mobile
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was the last mobile provider I had, So I've funded
plenty of it myself. I don't have them anymore. I
have Pure Talk now. Pure Talk one will save you
a fortune, Chris two. Pure Talk is the patriotic company.
When they give, they don't flood playing parenthood with cash
or Black Lives Matter with cash. They make sure to
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help out veterans, get veterans medical care, get them back
on their feet, help them with debt. If you could
cut your cell phone bill in a half and patronize
a company like that. Why wouldn't you? It takes ten
minutes to switch dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, We'll
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be back, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Vaccian.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful month,
Oh man. Easy for me to say, wonderful Monday. Remember
you can email the show after I clear my throat
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. If you miss any part
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thing on iHeart iTunes. I can't wait to get to
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the emails. Chris, somebody had a dream about me. What look,
I'm sure many people do. This one in particular was
awesome and realistic. We'll talk about it in just a
few minutes. I do uh. Trump said a few things
today and really sharp things.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I don't generally play a ton of White House audio,
a ton of Caroline Levitt Trump audio. It just kind
of seems lazy. That sound right, lazy? Is there anything
easier than doing a talk radio show where you just
played trump zund bites all day long? It just kind
of seems lazy. But he had some good ones today.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Have you spoken to President's let to be served out
his offer to purchase more Patriot missile back.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
All right, I don't know. He's always looking to purchase missiles.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You know he's against Listen, when you start a war,
you gotta know that you can win the war, right,
you don't start a war against somebody that's twenty times
your size and then hope.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
That people give you some missiles.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Let's talk about this really quickly, because this is bigger
than Russia Ukraine. I know you're hot on World War
one because my email inbox filled up last week after
I did that. But world War one, why did it
get so big? Because of this concept of allies. And
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it's not that you don't want allies in life as
a person, or it's not that you don't want allies
as a country. Right, Allies can be beneficial, but it's
a very dangerous game to play. And when you point
out that, hey, you want an ally, Okay, let's talk
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about this. Let's talk about it with Russia Ukraine. Ukraine
wants an ally, they want allies. They've had allies. In fact,
they've had us, the largest most powerful country on earth,
as an ally, even though they're not part of NATO,
But that's another story entirely. They've had US as an ally.
Did it help Ukraine? Have you seen Ukraine with the
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exception of Kiev, Go look up the state of Ukrainian cities. Now, Ukraine,
in my personal opinion, is a beautiful country with really
an unbelievable history. It's a very, very corrupt country, I
understand that, but it's a beautiful country with a wonderful history.
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Their cities are all rubble. Now why are they rubble?
Why are they conscripting teenage boys? Why are there guys
my age? They look like balding with gray and their
beard in uniform. Now because all the other young men
are dead, a million and a half people dead. Why, well,
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Russia invaded. Yes, that's true. I'm not denying that at all.
It's not just that Russia invaded. Russia invaded and instead
of the smaller, weaker country capitulating. The world doesn't like that,
you see. So the world decided we can't let that
happen again, and the world stepped in and we propped
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Ukraine up for three years now and watched all their
young men die. Is Ukraine better off? And now now
they don't want to make peace. They simply don't want
to make Why would you want to make peace if
you're one of the big shots in the Ukrainian government,
if you're Zelenski, you've canceled the election, you're in power.
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You're filthy rich. This we know by now. Wonder how
that happened. You're filthy rich, you're super powerful, you're a
worldwide celebrity. You're not dying. You're never in any danger
of dying at all. It's really bad. Anyway, move on
past that Trump talked about. This is the right answer.
This is the exact right answer. I wish everyone in
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the GOP would speak like this.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
How many illegal criminals are you planning on exporting to
El Salvador?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And President bu Kelly, how many are you willing to
take from the US?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
As many as possible? And I just asked the president.
You know it's this massive complex that he built, jail complex.
I said, can you build some more of them place?
As many as we can get out of our country
that we're allowed in here by incompetent Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's how you answer that question, as many as possible, period,
end of story. That's the right thing. Oh, speaking of
which Bukeley, Bukeyley whatever. The president of OL Salvador. He's
doing a really good job. He was asked about, Hey,
this guy for mel Salvador, the MS thirteen gang member
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who the media likes to refer to as a Maryland man.
Are you going to bring him back?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Well, I'm suppose I suggested that as smuggle a terrorist
into the United States? Right, how can I mun I
run him to the UN States? Like I smuggle him
and to the United States? Or what do we do?
Of course I'm not going to do it. It's like,
let mean the questions we're busterous. How can I smuggle
the terrorists today? United States? I don't have the power
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to return him to the United States.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Reporter, of course, concerned with bringing a murderer back into
the United States of America, actually asks El Salvador's president, Hey,
can you just bring him back? Bokley answers the question, Right,
he's a terrorist. What do you want me to do?
Bring him back into the case, not even an American citizen.
Stephen Miller dunked on him pretty good today, as he
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usually does. He seems sharp because you know it's.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Asked by CNN, and they always ask it with a slant,
because they're totally slant because they don't know what's happening.
That's why nobody's watching him. But would you answer that
question also, which eadly's the illegal alien from El Salvador.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
So with respect to you, he's a citizen of El Salvador.
So it's very arrogant, even for American media to suggest
that we would even tell El Salvador how to handle
their own citizens as a starting point, as two immigration
courts found that he was a member of MS thirteen.
When President Trump declared MS thirteen to be a foreign
terrorist organization, that meant that he was no longer eligible
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under federal law, which I'm sure you know you're very
familiar with, the iona that he was no longer eligible
for any form of immigration relief in the United States.
So we had a deportation order that was valid, which
meant that under our law he's not even allowed to
be present in the United States and had to be
returned because of the foreign terrorists designation. This issue was
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then by district court judge completely inverted, and a district
court judge tried to tell the administration that they had
to kidnap a citizen of El Salvador and fly him
back here. That issue was raised to the Supreme Court,
and the Supreme Court said the district court order was
unlawful and its main opponents were reversed nine zero unanimously.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's Stephen Miller destroying CNN. But when you're CNN, this
is what you've become. And now your hosts have to
open up their shows. This is Dana Bash saying things
like this.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
For the record, since we heard President Trump say in
the Oval Office that CNN hates our country, CNN does
not hate our country. That should go without saying. I've
been here for thirty two years, and I see a
rhetorical device in him trying to say such a thing.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well, of course they do. Democrats hate the country. And
I'm not just saying that for talk radio. You know
that's true. How many Democrats in your life talk lovingly
about America? How many do you know? Honestly asking, do
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you know a single Democrat who gets choked up with patriotism?
Maybe during the national anthem, maybe during a military flyover.
Do you know do you know a single Democrat who
flies an American flag from their home? You're driving to
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my neighborhood. Honestly of the people. Everyone flies a flag.
This is what you do, especially especially during the holidays
like Independence Day, things like that, the American flags go up.
I remember when I lived in a Democrat neighborhood in Virginia.
Couldn't find one. Of course, Democrats hate the country. They've
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been top that it's evil. Now let's focus on what's important.
Somebody had a dream about me. We're going to do
that in some emails. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
still real to me, damage the Tarian stags. It is
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the Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Monday. Member, you
can email the show love hey, death threats, ask doctor Jesse,
questions for Friday. All that can be emailed in now
to Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Now it's time someone
many people, I'm sure, but someone had a dream about me.
(28:23):
A lady did, Chris, and she laid it all out.
And the subject to this one is I dreamt about you, Jesse.
I'm a happily married woman of twenty six years, but
last night I dreamt about you. Apparently you were my
teacher and trying to be fun, you sent us off
on a history scavenger hunt, part of which included gathering
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items from the grocery store to make one of your
favorite meals. Do you even like Greek salad? Because I
was having a heck of a time finding the colamada ollips. Okay, No,
I don't eat salad peerod, and I definitely don't eat
Greek salad. That's disgusting. If I ever do eat a salad,
it's generally going to be a Caesar salad where I'll
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take a few bites or The one exception is if
I'm in Red Lobster. A lot of people don't know
that Red Lobster has probably the best blue cheese dressing
in the history of the world. And so if you
get their salad, you have to get the tomatoes off
of it. But if you get their blue cheese, pepper
it up that's top notch. So already your dream is false.
(29:32):
I would do you really think I would send you
to make me a salad?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Anyway, at the end of the dream, a sci fi
hovercraft appeared and you climbed on top. That's real. Wanting
to show off for the class, you jumped off and
attempted one of those crouchy superhero landings. Unfortunately, you landed
weird and hurt your shoulder. Seeing your distress, I went
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back into the grocery store, fill a produce bag with ice,
and thought, good thing, he has relief factor. I woke
up chuckling to myself. Your podcast is literally the only
one I never tire of. But maybe it's time to
branch out, says I could say her name. Her name
is Megan, She says, ps, No, my husband wasn't jealous one.
(30:22):
I wouldn't hurt my shoulder. If I jumped off of
my hovercraft, I would probably hurt my knee. I would
probably not hurt my shoulder, but I might not hurt
my knee. A lot of people don't know this about me,
and I wish more people did. I have. Look, I'm
not an athletic person. Okay, I'm very tall, and I
know I have broad shoulders, but I'm slow and I'm
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not that coordinated. I played basketball my whole life, in
baseball my whole life, and I obviously I can throw
and catch a football, but I'm not an athlete. I
am not an athlete. Okay, I can play sports just
because that's what every guy did when generation everyone played something,
you played everything, really.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
But.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I have incredible ankles. Shut up, Chris, I have incredible ankles,
And allow me to explain, because maybe you think I'm
over selling this. I'm not over selling it at all.
My ankles, I never hurt them, I never sprained them.
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There's never a problem with them at all. And I
didn't fully realize what a blessing it was to have
super ankles until I joined the Marine Corps. And in
the Marines, you know, you're always humping gear. You're always
putting on a bunch of weight and humping it through
the mountains and through the desert and through every Your
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whole life is humping gear, right, You're always carrying a
bunch of weight. Well, your body's not really made to
carry a bunch of weight, and it's hard on the joints,
and it's dangerous. I found out on the ankles. You
if you step a little weird when you're walking without
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sixty pounds on your back, you can hurt yourself, tweak
your ankle a little bit. You step a little weird
with sixty pounds on your back, you can blow out
an ankle, a severe sprain, something torn, something broken, all
the time. I saw this happen more times than I
can count. Four years in the United States Marine Corps infantry,
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humping more weight than most because I was in the
mortars right, heavy weapons. You have to carry your weapon
plus plus mortar gear and everything else. Humping inhuman amounts
of weight. Never hurt my ankles one time? What why
are you're shaking your head, Chris. That's a true story.
Never one time. And it's not as if I didn't
never roll it or step wrong. That's going to happen
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when you get too exhausted, or you're always through rough terrain,
or you're gonna step on a rock or off a
little ledge or off a stick or something. You are
going to be in a situation where your ankle rolls.
It is going to happen. Never hurt me. There's something.
Quit rolling your eyes, Chris, there's something. I guess. I
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just have to give all the glory to God. To
be honest with you, there's something God given about my ankles.
I have. Actually I brought it up to ab and
she actually wasn't that supportive of it. Of donating my
ankles to science. Whenever it's done, listen, I still want
to be buried or cremated. I really don't care what
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you do, but I want to be buried. Cut off
the bottom of my of my legs and donated. Quit
checking your head, Chris donated to science so they can
figure out what's with my ankles. There's something in there,
maybe God. Maybe God gave me a extra tendon. Maybe he.
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I drank a lot of milk, and I mean a
lot of milk when I was a kid. My parents
used to cut me off from milk. That's how much
milk I used to drink. I just loved it. Not
chocolate milk either, I was never allowed to have that,
but just regular milk. I mean I would just Maybe
that's it. Maybe the milk all went right down to
my ankles. I can't explain it. I don't know what
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it was, but I have an incredible ankles, maybe the
best ankles ever. Dear Jesse Kelly, I invented my own sandwich.
I cook and chalk up or chop up Cobasa sausage.
I mix it in a bowl with American cheese and ketchup,
I spoon in a hot dog roll and eat. I
call it the Gavin Sandwich, named after myself. That sounds
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absolutely awful. That just sounds awful, doesn't it, Chris? It
sounds it's the ket You're exactly right, Chris, it's the ketchup,
maybe with a mayo or something or I don't not ketchup.
Definitely not ketchup. You have me until ketchup. That reminds
me though. Here's a little breakfast for you. It's a
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winter every time. They were known as eggs like Dad
makes in my house because that's what Dad made. Don't
hard boil your eggs. Soft boil. I usually do three
six minutes. That's six minutes, a six minute boil in
a separate bowl, in a cereal bowl. Melt a generous
amount of butter, one piece of bread, you toast it,
Pull the eggs out, Drop the soft boiled eggs in
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the butter, which you've melted in the microwave. Take your
toast out, tear it up into little bits, and drop
the bits of toast in there. Chop it all up
into a big, buttery, eggy, yoky mess in the bowl.
A lot of salt and pepper and some hot sauce.
Breakfast of kings. Right there there you go, Eggs like
Dad makes. Courtesy Thank you, Dad, I love you. Have
you given a tunnel with the Towers? Yet? Eleven dollars
(35:51):
a month is what they need to help widows and orphans.
Eleven bucks a month is not a lot to ask
we You know, we talk about these people who die
in combat or training. Who helps the families that we
all forget about? I forget about them too, because they're
not in the forefront of my mind, right, I don't
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work with them every single day. But man, after we
forgot about Dad who died, they didn't. He's never coming
home again, and that family needs help. Who helps them?
Tunnel to Towers does in more than ninety five cents
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of every dollar you give to Tunnel to Towers goes
to its programs. That's unheard of in the charity world.
Eleven bucks a month, T the number two T dot
or work T two t dot or work. We still
have an hour? What happened at Ford? We'll be back
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
such a magnificent Monday, and on tap for this hour,
We're gonna do a little Medal of Honor Monday here
and just the moment, I am gonna do a little bit,
very very brief, little bit of history around that, just
(00:32):
a couple of minutes long, maybe hopefully, and then we'll
talk about some communist violence. I'll put a bow on
that one. Trump said some really good things today. I
don't play a ton of White House audio just because
that's not the kind of radio show we do, but
I'm gonna play some of that. We'll talk about an
ancient altar and why the Left is now defending child sacrifice.
(00:55):
All that and so much more is still to come
on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight. Now the
Okinawa campaign of the Pacific War. Because this is gonna
be our medal of honor citation. I'm gonna get to
that in a moment. Remember time for Medal of Honor Monday.
Every Monday, second hour started the second hour. This is
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what we do. We read a medal of honor citation. Well,
the war in the Pacific, Okinawa was the last of
the ground campaigns, the last of it all. The stuff
that really happened after Okinawa was a bunch of bombing,
including the atom bombs. Right, But the last and worst
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of the campaigns was Okinawa. And that makes sense why
it would be the worst. If you track our progress
across the Pacific, as we're trying to get closer and
closer to the Japanese homeland, it would make sense that
the final one is the closest one. The Japanese were
painfully aware that if we took Okinawa, we'rectically on their doorstep,
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and they were determined to hold it at any cost. Now,
Okinawa is a whole long I could do a whole
show on it. In fact I probably have. But for
the purpose of our conversation, for the purpose of our
Medal of honor citation, I wanted to explain that they
were not only dug in in caves and emplacements all
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over Okinawa, that there was one location Marines will all
know with three hills, three hills that were used to
protect each other. The hills don't worry about remembering these
names were sugar Loaf half Moon and Horseshoe. They're famous,
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that's obviously. That wasn't the official name. Those were the
names the Marines gave to them. Half Loaf, sugar or
sugar Loaf, half Moon, and Horseshoe. Okay. And the Japanese
held these hilltops and they were slaughtering everybody who went by,
and so you had to charge your way up the
hilltop and then they would slaughter you on the way up.
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If you happen to make it up and take over
the emplacements, then they would simply counterattack and slaughter you again.
And this was a massacre. More Marines died on these
little hills than you can possibly count. And this is
one of those things we've talked about this before, where
you'd send up whole units and the whole unit would
be gone. Essentially, you'd send up two hundred men, you
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get ten back. That's the kind of death we're talking
about here now. Or James Day, James Lewis Day, United
States Marines. I'm going to read his citation and then
I'll probably fill in some blanks if I don't do
it along the way, just to set it up for you.
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His squad was pretty much wiped out. At first he
was down to seven or eight men, and then he
was down to three men, including himself, and then a
mortar round hits, and it's just him and one other guy.
Two guys. Two guys who get left on the hill.
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They can't retreat. There's nowhere else to go. They're left
on the hill, and the Japanese want them off the
hill without further ado.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Right, Hey, honoring those who went above and beyond. It's
Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his
own life above and beyond the call of duty as
a squad leader in sustained combat operations against Japanese forces.
On the first day, Corporal Day rallied his squad in
the remnants of another unit and led them to a
critical position forward of the front lines of Sugarloaf Hill.
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Soon thereafter, they came under an intense mortar and artillery
barrad that was quickly followed by a ferocious ground attack
by some forty Japanese soldiers. Despite the loss of one
half of his men, Corporal Day remained at the forefront,
shouting encouragement, hurling hand grenades, and directing deadly fire, thereby
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repelling the determined enemy reinforced by six men. He led
his squad in repelling three fierce night attacks, but suffered
five additional marines killed and one wounded, whom he assisted
to safety. Uh, pause for a second. He ran them
all to safety anyway. Upon hearing nearby calls for Corman assistance,
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Corporal Day braved heavy enemy fire to escort four seriously
wounded marines one at a time to safety. He's carrying
these men off the hill and going back, okay. Corporal
Day then manned a light machine gun assisted by a
wounded marine, and halted another night attack. In this ferocious action,
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his machine gun was destroyed and he suffered multiple white
phosphorus and fragmentation wounds. That was when a mortar round
exploded and blew up his gun and killed the other marine.
He reorganized his defensive position in time to halt a
fifth enemy attack with devastating small arms fire. Now I
want to make sure I'm clear on this. This is
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now Corporal Day and one other marine per totally. I
believe the guy's name was who ended up losing his
life later on two marines all alone. The Japanese know
there are only two marines, and they are coming at
these guys repeatedly at night, trying to get them off
of this hill all right. On three separate occasion occasions,
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Japanese soldiers closed to within a few feet of his foxhole,
but were killed by Corporal Day. During the second day,
the enemy conducted numerous unsuccessful swarming attacks against his exposed position.
On the third day, a wounded and exhausted Corporal Day
repulsed the enemy's final attack, killing a dozen enemy soldiers
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at close range. Pause again really quickly. Part of the
one of the ways he was doing this, him and
his marine. It was pitch black and they could hear.
They had to wait until they heard the Japanese coming
up the hill. You didn't want to shoot because then
the Japanese would know exactly where you were because your
weapon gives off a flash. Him and his buddy were
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pulling the pins on grenades and rolling them down the hills,
blowing up Japanese people for three days dug into this hill.
On the third day, a wounded an exhausted Corporal Day
repulse the enemy's final attack, killing a dozen enemy soldiers
at close range. Having yielded no ground and with more
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than a hundred enemy dead around his position, Corporal Day
preserved the lives of his spellow marines and made a
significant contribution to the success of the Okinawa campaign. By
his extraordinary heroism, repeated acts of valor, and quintessential battlefield leadership,
Corporal Day inspired the efforts of his outnumbered marines to
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defeat a much larger enemy force, reflecting great credit upon
himself and upholding the highest traditions of the Marine Marine
Corps in the United States Naval Service, all alone, three
days on Sugar Loaf Hill fighting off waves of suicidal
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Japanese attackers, and he lived to tell the tale. That
is a beast, and he actually survived it. He didn't
get the Medal of Honor until shockingly, he didn't get
it till decades later. I think it was Bush or
maybe even Clinton, if I remember right, one of those
(08:59):
two first Bush hw Bush. It was Bush or Clinton
who actually did it. Chris said, how do you sleep
those three days? You don't, You wake up and you
fight the entire time. You live on only adrenaline. You
don't sleep, you don't do anything. You expect to die
when it's just you and a buddy, and you've watched
all your other buddies be killed or wounded. You're everyone.
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You're banking on it being your last one, and your
goal is simply to kill as many and take as
many with you as you possibly can. And if you're
really good at killing people like Day was, maybe you
can kill so many that you can survive. And he
did survive. We don't have to play taps. We did.
We've gotten a couple emails in the past of people
who don't want us to play taps anymore. For one
(09:42):
reason or another. I wish you wouldn't play taps. Let
me be crystal clear that will never ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever ever stop for any reason on this show. If
you're sick of it, turn off the radio and go
listen to something else. We played taps to honor the fallen.
We will always play taps to honor the fallen. If
you don't like it, you can roll it up in
a tight little wad and shove it where the sun
(10:03):
don't shine. Is that perfectly clear. I don't care about
anything you have to say about it on this show.
That's what we do, not just the medal of honor
guys that people die in training. I don't give a
crap whether you like it or not. All right, all right,
we'll touch on a little bit more communist violence. We're
(10:23):
gonna talk about what did some executive at Ford do?
And what's this title? And we're gonna play some trump comments. Next.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It is Jesse Kelly's show. Chris, what version of that
song was that that you just played? Was that? Was
it some kind of No? It wasn't. No, there was
Was that some kind of live version or something like that?
Whatever it was? No, whatever it was, it sucked. Okay,
and it sucked. I can sniff out a live version
a mile away. Everyone knows live music. It's great in person.
(11:01):
It's devastating if you have to listen to it. No,
it is great in person. Chris. Quit being such a
party pooper. You're just trying to save money. No, there's
nothing worse than when you download a song and it
turns out it's the live version and the singer has
to make adjustments to how he sings a song, and
you have the crowd, Oh my gosh, he's my favorite.
It sucks. Is nothing more worth worse, especially when you
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paid a buck for it. What, Chris, what Johnny Cash
at fulsome prison is obviously an exception. Every anything Johnny
Cash does is an exception, Chris, we already know that
that's built in. Gosh, back to communist violence. I'm gonna
ask you something because we're getting a bunch of emails
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some people who don't really understand how they can justify it.
How can you justify it? How can you justify it? Well,
I'm going to ask you a question, Chris Cory. I'm
gonna ask you both. I have not prepped them ahead
of time. I'm gonna ask everybody a question. Okay, I'm
gonna ask you a question, and don't worry. It's not
come vocated. It's not only yes or no. But I
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don't want you to think about it. First thing that
pops into your head, okay, the first thing that pops
into your head, yes or no. You know who Captain
America is, right, everyone knows who Captain, the fictional character
Captain America. Would you consider Captain America to be a
violent man? Most people say no immediately. Most people would say, well, no,
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why not? He beats people up all the time. I
realized it's fictional. But I was reading his comic books
when I was a child. Shoots people, beats people up,
blows things up. They even make movies about it and
stuff like that. Now, why don't you consider him to
be violent? Because he's on the good team and he's
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fighting against bad guys, and so look, the bad guys
are violent. Who's the guy with the redhead, red Skull?
That's right, Red Skull. I haven't read comic books in
a long time. Red Skull. Red Skull's violent. Red Skull's
out there killing people. Captain America is not violent. He
only has to kill people to stop Red Skull from
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killing people. You see, how does the communist justify violence
in his mind? How could you justify that? Why is
it okay to fire Bamba Tesla Dealership? Why is it?
You know what, here's a great example. Remember that Luigi Loser,
the guy in New York City who assassinated the healthcare
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ceo United Healthcare ceo. We all watched it. It happened on camera,
was assassinated by this Luigi guy. It's on camera. Everyone
watched it happen. Okay, Luigi's not only getting all these
love letters in the mail, But CNN sat down with
a Taylor Lorenz. She had a very interesting perspective on Luigi.
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Remember remember why you don't think Captain America is violent.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So you're gonna see women especially that feel like, oh
my god, right, like, here's this man who who's revolutionary,
who's famous, who's handsome, who's young, who's smart. He's a
person that seems as like this morally good man, which
is hard to find. They want somebody to take on
this system, they want somebody to tear down these barbaric
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establishment institutions.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Did you hear what she said? She even called him
morally good. He had two small children. I'm forty three
years old. I lost my father six months ago today.
Six months ago today, I lost my father. I still
can't talk about it. Just guts me. Small children don't
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have a father anymore because Luigi assassinated him on the
streets of New York City. How does this communist see?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
So you're gonna see women especially that feel like, oh
my god, right, like, here's this man who who's revolutionary,
who's famous, who's handsome, who's young, who's smart. He's a
person that seems as like this morally good man, which
is hard to find. They want somebody to take on
the system. They want somebody to tear down these barbaric
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establishment institutions.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
How bad can he be when he's fighting the bad guys?
He's not violent. He can't be the bad guy in
the story. In fact, he's morally good. He's taking on
the Nazis. You have to commit acts of violence to
take on the Nazis. Now violence? Why is it that
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communists love it? Because remember, it's about destroying things. Everything sucks.
This is evil. You have to destroy things. Well, let
me ask you, is there a non violent way to
destroy things? Something so simple as a piece of paper.
I'm holding a piece of paper right here. It's just
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a plain white piece of paper. I want it. I
want it to go away. Is there a non violent
way to destroy this piece of paper. I have to
tear it. I have to burn it. I have to
do something to destroy it. Destruction is violence. If there's
a statue and I want it gone, is there a
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nonviolent way to remove the statue. I have to tear
it down. I have to carve it up. I have
to blow it up. I have to if I want
to destroy capitalism America, this is that government this or
that it's going to obviously involve violence. That's why they
commit so many acts of violence. They have my entire life,
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and that's why it's picking up now, and that's why
the media and Democrats themselves will try to run cover
for it by I don't know, calling Antifa an idea.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Chief is an idea, not an organization.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's what is tonight. Yeah. By the way, you know,
America's corporations have funded a lot of these evil violent groups.
You realize that, meaning if you patronize that business, you
funded it. And I have to point fingers at me.
I've had Verizon, I've had AT and T. T Mobile
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was the last mobile provider I had, So I've funded
plenty of it myself. I don't have them anymore. I
have Pure Talk now. Pure Talk one will save you
a fortune, Chris two. Pure Talk is the patriotic company.
When they give, they don't flood playing parenthood with cash
or Black Lives Matter with cash. They make sure to
(18:09):
help out veterans, get veterans medical care, get them back
on their feet, help them with debt. If you could
cut your cell phone bill in a half and patronize
a company like that. Why wouldn't you? It takes ten
minutes to switch dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, We'll
(18:33):
be back, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Vaccian.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful month,
Oh man. Easy for me to say, wonderful Monday. Remember
you can email the show after I clear my throat
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. If you miss any part
of the show. You can also down theread the whole
thing on iHeart iTunes. I can't wait to get to
(19:02):
the emails. Chris, somebody had a dream about me. What look,
I'm sure many people do. This one in particular was
awesome and realistic. We'll talk about it in just a
few minutes. I do uh. Trump said a few things
today and really sharp things.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I don't generally play a ton of White House audio,
a ton of Caroline Levitt Trump audio. It just kind
of seems lazy. That sound right, lazy? Is there anything
easier than doing a talk radio show where you just
played trump zund bites all day long? It just kind
of seems lazy. But he had some good ones today.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Have you spoken to President's let to be served out
his offer to purchase more Patriot missile back.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
All right, I don't know. He's always looking to purchase missiles.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You know he's against Listen, when you start a war,
you gotta know that you can win the war, right,
you don't start a war against somebody that's twenty times
your size and then hope.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
That people give you some missiles.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Let's talk about this really quickly, because this is bigger
than Russia Ukraine. I know you're hot on World War
one because my email inbox filled up last week after
I did that. But world War one, why did it
get so big? Because of this concept of allies. And
(20:23):
it's not that you don't want allies in life as
a person, or it's not that you don't want allies
as a country. Right, Allies can be beneficial, but it's
a very dangerous game to play. And when you point
out that, hey, you want an ally, Okay, let's talk
(20:43):
about this. Let's talk about it with Russia Ukraine. Ukraine
wants an ally, they want allies. They've had allies. In fact,
they've had us, the largest most powerful country on earth,
as an ally, even though they're not part of NATO,
But that's another story entirely. They've had US as an ally.
Did it help Ukraine? Have you seen Ukraine with the
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exception of Kiev, Go look up the state of Ukrainian cities. Now, Ukraine,
in my personal opinion, is a beautiful country with really
an unbelievable history. It's a very, very corrupt country, I
understand that, but it's a beautiful country with a wonderful history.
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Their cities are all rubble. Now why are they rubble?
Why are they conscripting teenage boys? Why are there guys
my age? They look like balding with gray and their
beard in uniform. Now because all the other young men
are dead, a million and a half people dead. Why, well,
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Russia invaded. Yes, that's true. I'm not denying that at all.
It's not just that Russia invaded. Russia invaded and instead
of the smaller, weaker country capitulating. The world doesn't like that,
you see. So the world decided we can't let that
happen again, and the world stepped in and we propped
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Ukraine up for three years now and watched all their
young men die. Is Ukraine better off? And now now
they don't want to make peace. They simply don't want
to make Why would you want to make peace if
you're one of the big shots in the Ukrainian government,
if you're Zelenski, you've canceled the election, you're in power.
(22:37):
You're filthy rich. This we know by now. Wonder how
that happened. You're filthy rich, you're super powerful, you're a
worldwide celebrity. You're not dying. You're never in any danger
of dying at all. It's really bad. Anyway, move on
past that Trump talked about. This is the right answer.
This is the exact right answer. I wish everyone in
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the GOP would speak like this.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
How many illegal criminals are you planning on exporting to
El Salvador?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And President bu Kelly, how many are you willing to
take from the US?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
As many as possible? And I just asked the president.
You know it's this massive complex that he built, jail complex.
I said, can you build some more of them place?
As many as we can get out of our country
that we're allowed in here by incompetent Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's how you answer that question, as many as possible, period,
end of story. That's the right thing. Oh, speaking of
which Bukeley, Bukeyley whatever. The president of OL Salvador. He's
doing a really good job. He was asked about, Hey,
this guy for mel Salvador, the MS thirteen gang member
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who the media likes to refer to as a Maryland man.
Are you going to bring him back?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Well, I'm suppose I suggested that as smuggle a terrorist
into the United States? Right, how can I mun I
run him to the UN States? Like I smuggle him
and to the United States? Or what do we do?
Of course I'm not going to do it. It's like,
let mean the questions we're busterous. How can I smuggle
the terrorists today? United States? I don't have the power
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to return him to the United States.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Reporter, of course, concerned with bringing a murderer back into
the United States of America, actually asks El Salvador's president, Hey,
can you just bring him back? Bokley answers the question, Right,
he's a terrorist. What do you want me to do?
Bring him back into the case, not even an American citizen.
Stephen Miller dunked on him pretty good today, as he
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usually does. He seems sharp because you know it's.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Asked by CNN, and they always ask it with a slant,
because they're totally slant because they don't know what's happening.
That's why nobody's watching him. But would you answer that
question also, which eadly's the illegal alien from El Salvador.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
So with respect to you, he's a citizen of El Salvador.
So it's very arrogant, even for American media to suggest
that we would even tell El Salvador how to handle
their own citizens as a starting point, as two immigration
courts found that he was a member of MS thirteen.
When President Trump declared MS thirteen to be a foreign
terrorist organization, that meant that he was no longer eligible
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under federal law, which I'm sure you know you're very
familiar with, the iona that he was no longer eligible
for any form of immigration relief in the United States.
So we had a deportation order that was valid, which
meant that under our law he's not even allowed to
be present in the United States and had to be
returned because of the foreign terrorists designation. This issue was
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then by district court judge completely inverted, and a district
court judge tried to tell the administration that they had
to kidnap a citizen of El Salvador and fly him
back here. That issue was raised to the Supreme Court,
and the Supreme Court said the district court order was
unlawful and its main opponents were reversed nine zero unanimously.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's Stephen Miller destroying CNN. But when you're CNN, this
is what you've become. And now your hosts have to
open up their shows. This is Dana Bash saying things
like this.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
For the record, since we heard President Trump say in
the Oval Office that CNN hates our country, CNN does
not hate our country. That should go without saying. I've
been here for thirty two years, and I see a
rhetorical device in him trying to say such a thing.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well, of course they do. Democrats hate the country. And
I'm not just saying that for talk radio. You know
that's true. How many Democrats in your life talk lovingly
about America? How many do you know? Honestly asking, do
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you know a single Democrat who gets choked up with patriotism?
Maybe during the national anthem, maybe during a military flyover.
Do you know do you know a single Democrat who
flies an American flag from their home? You're driving to
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my neighborhood. Honestly of the people. Everyone flies a flag.
This is what you do, especially especially during the holidays
like Independence Day, things like that, the American flags go up.
I remember when I lived in a Democrat neighborhood in Virginia.
Couldn't find one. Of course, Democrats hate the country. They've
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been top that it's evil. Now let's focus on what's important.
Somebody had a dream about me. We're going to do
that in some emails. Next the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
still real to me, damage the Tarian stags. It is
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the Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Monday. Member, you
can email the show love hey, death threats, ask doctor Jesse,
questions for Friday. All that can be emailed in now
to Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Now it's time someone
many people, I'm sure, but someone had a dream about me.
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A lady did, Chris, and she laid it all out.
And the subject to this one is I dreamt about you, Jesse.
I'm a happily married woman of twenty six years, but
last night I dreamt about you. Apparently you were my
teacher and trying to be fun, you sent us off
on a history scavenger hunt, part of which included gathering
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items from the grocery store to make one of your
favorite meals. Do you even like Greek salad? Because I
was having a heck of a time finding the colamada ollips. Okay, No,
I don't eat salad peerod, and I definitely don't eat
Greek salad. That's disgusting. If I ever do eat a salad,
it's generally going to be a Caesar salad where I'll
(29:09):
take a few bites or The one exception is if
I'm in Red Lobster. A lot of people don't know
that Red Lobster has probably the best blue cheese dressing
in the history of the world. And so if you
get their salad, you have to get the tomatoes off
of it. But if you get their blue cheese, pepper
it up that's top notch. So already your dream is false.
(29:32):
I would do you really think I would send you
to make me a salad?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Anyway, at the end of the dream, a sci fi
hovercraft appeared and you climbed on top. That's real. Wanting
to show off for the class, you jumped off and
attempted one of those crouchy superhero landings. Unfortunately, you landed
weird and hurt your shoulder. Seeing your distress, I went
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back into the grocery store, fill a produce bag with ice,
and thought, good thing, he has relief factor. I woke
up chuckling to myself. Your podcast is literally the only
one I never tire of. But maybe it's time to
branch out, says I could say her name. Her name
is Megan, She says, ps, No, my husband wasn't jealous one.
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I wouldn't hurt my shoulder. If I jumped off of
my hovercraft, I would probably hurt my knee. I would
probably not hurt my shoulder, but I might not hurt
my knee. A lot of people don't know this about me,
and I wish more people did. I have. Look, I'm
not an athletic person. Okay, I'm very tall, and I
know I have broad shoulders, but I'm slow and I'm
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not that coordinated. I played basketball my whole life, in
baseball my whole life, and I obviously I can throw
and catch a football, but I'm not an athlete. I
am not an athlete. Okay, I can play sports just
because that's what every guy did when generation everyone played something,
you played everything, really.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
But.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I have incredible ankles. Shut up, Chris, I have incredible ankles,
And allow me to explain, because maybe you think I'm
over selling this. I'm not over selling it at all.
My ankles, I never hurt them, I never sprained them.
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There's never a problem with them at all. And I
didn't fully realize what a blessing it was to have
super ankles until I joined the Marine Corps. And in
the Marines, you know, you're always humping gear. You're always
putting on a bunch of weight and humping it through
the mountains and through the desert and through every Your
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whole life is humping gear, right, You're always carrying a
bunch of weight. Well, your body's not really made to
carry a bunch of weight, and it's hard on the joints,
and it's dangerous. I found out on the ankles. You
if you step a little weird when you're walking without
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sixty pounds on your back, you can hurt yourself, tweak
your ankle a little bit. You step a little weird
with sixty pounds on your back, you can blow out
an ankle, a severe sprain, something torn, something broken, all
the time. I saw this happen more times than I
can count. Four years in the United States Marine Corps infantry,
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humping more weight than most because I was in the
mortars right, heavy weapons. You have to carry your weapon
plus plus mortar gear and everything else. Humping inhuman amounts
of weight. Never hurt my ankles one time? What why
are you're shaking your head, Chris. That's a true story.
Never one time. And it's not as if I didn't
never roll it or step wrong. That's going to happen
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when you get too exhausted, or you're always through rough terrain,
or you're gonna step on a rock or off a
little ledge or off a stick or something. You are
going to be in a situation where your ankle rolls.
It is going to happen. Never hurt me. There's something.
Quit rolling your eyes, Chris, there's something. I guess. I
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just have to give all the glory to God. To
be honest with you, there's something God given about my ankles.
I have. Actually I brought it up to ab and
she actually wasn't that supportive of it. Of donating my
ankles to science. Whenever it's done, listen, I still want
to be buried or cremated. I really don't care what
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you do, but I want to be buried. Cut off
the bottom of my of my legs and donated. Quit
checking your head, Chris donated to science so they can
figure out what's with my ankles. There's something in there,
maybe God. Maybe God gave me a extra tendon. Maybe he.
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I drank a lot of milk, and I mean a
lot of milk when I was a kid. My parents
used to cut me off from milk. That's how much
milk I used to drink. I just loved it. Not
chocolate milk either, I was never allowed to have that,
but just regular milk. I mean I would just Maybe
that's it. Maybe the milk all went right down to
my ankles. I can't explain it. I don't know what
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it was, but I have an incredible ankles, maybe the
best ankles ever. Dear Jesse Kelly, I invented my own sandwich.
I cook and chalk up or chop up Cobasa sausage.
I mix it in a bowl with American cheese and ketchup,
I spoon in a hot dog roll and eat. I
call it the Gavin Sandwich, named after myself. That sounds
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absolutely awful. That just sounds awful, doesn't it, Chris? It
sounds it's the ket You're exactly right, Chris, it's the ketchup,
maybe with a mayo or something or I don't not ketchup.
Definitely not ketchup. You have me until ketchup. That reminds
me though. Here's a little breakfast for you. It's a
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winter every time. They were known as eggs like Dad
makes in my house because that's what Dad made. Don't
hard boil your eggs. Soft boil. I usually do three
six minutes. That's six minutes, a six minute boil in
a separate bowl, in a cereal bowl. Melt a generous
amount of butter, one piece of bread, you toast it,
Pull the eggs out, Drop the soft boiled eggs in
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the butter, which you've melted in the microwave. Take your
toast out, tear it up into little bits, and drop
the bits of toast in there. Chop it all up
into a big, buttery, eggy, yoky mess in the bowl.
A lot of salt and pepper and some hot sauce.
Breakfast of kings. Right there there you go, Eggs like
Dad makes. Courtesy Thank you, Dad, I love you. Have
you given a tunnel with the Towers? Yet? Eleven dollars
(35:51):
a month is what they need to help widows and orphans.
Eleven bucks a month is not a lot to ask
we You know, we talk about these people who die
in combat or training. Who helps the families that we
all forget about? I forget about them too, because they're
not in the forefront of my mind, right, I don't
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work with them every single day. But man, after we
forgot about Dad who died, they didn't. He's never coming
home again, and that family needs help. Who helps them?
Tunnel to Towers does in more than ninety five cents
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of every dollar you give to Tunnel to Towers goes
to its programs. That's unheard of in the charity world.
Eleven bucks a month, T the number two T dot
or work T two t dot or work. We still
have an hour? What happened at Ford? We'll be back
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