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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Member. If you miss any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Chris
grab that Tim Kaine audio from yesterday, so we got
a question about it here. Hey, Jesse. After Tim Kain's
anti God comments about our inalienable rights, will religious leaders

(00:41):
finally condemn the Marxist Democrats for being the party of
Satan and evil? Thanks again for leading the fight for
our side. Well, there is a mentality that has seeped
into Western civilization over time, years and years and years

(01:01):
and years and years, and this mentality is well, for one,
let's rewind a little bit. We always saw ourselves from
the inception of this country, the United States of America.
We saw ourselves as being better, indifferent, and not better
in a snobby way necessarily, although I guess you could

(01:23):
look at it that way. But our founders, the people
who founded this country, not just the founding fathers, the
people who came over here established a country, saw themselves
as a people as different than how other countries around
the world had always operated. They just saw themselves that way,

(01:44):
and from way back, you know that they would look
at the Romans and they had admiration for a lot
of things the Romans did, but that whole conquering everyone
around you think, no, no, we're better than that. Now,
that's funny because we were busy green North America. But
it doesn't matter. We were always twisted up about that.
I know, your stupid history teacher told you otherwise, But

(02:07):
America was always twisted up and always having a moral
fight with itself about what to do with the Indians.
What did we do? Is it right? Do we just
take it? Did we leave them have it? That was
a constant fight, a constant fight here because we saw
ourselves as better most countries, most countries historically would have
just said get out or we'll kill all of you.

(02:30):
And by the way, there's no reservations. Either you assimilate
or will cut your freaking head off. That's how most
countries have handled it. Not America. Well, no, hold on,
we still have reservations so this day. That's how we
always saw ourselves better and different. We don't do things
like other people do things. We're different. Now. That can

(02:53):
be good, obviously, and it also like many good things,
it can be twisted into something that's terrible. It's bad
America when it comes to Christianity. No matter your belief system,
America has been a haven for Christian people unlike anything
the world has ever seen before. You could just practice

(03:17):
openly here. I've told you before at the Founding that
the Founding, the different colonies we had, they were actually
different branches of the church, and oftentimes they fought with
each other all the time, the Quakers and the Puritan
that like, this state had these people and that state
had those people, and that they were but it was
allowed here. No, no, no, no, no. You worship how

(03:39):
you want to worship. You're free to worship here. This
is a safe place. Build your church, go worship now.
Safety is good, isn't it. I want to be safe.
Don't you want to be safe? You want your family
to be safe. It's good. But you know so when

(04:00):
I first got back from myraq, you know how absurdly
observant I was in every single social setting. I would
stand with my back to the wall, no matter what
I was doing with I could be at the mall,
I could be at a sports bar. My eyes are

(04:21):
open and I'm looking around, and I'm assessing people at
all times absurdly observant. Fast forward twenty years later, I'm
not a fraction as debservant as I was now. Don't
get me wrong. I try to be eyes open, try
to sit with my back to the door, But not
a fraction as observant as I was now. Why the difference?

(04:41):
Because I had just come from a place where a
bunch of people were trying to kill me. Now I've
lived for twenty years and they're not trying to kill
me anymore. It breeds complacency and softness. I'm going to
take the boys out, obs gone the boys out for
dinner after the show tonight. We're going to go get

(05:02):
a pizza or something, go get some kind of late
night dinner tonight. Am I going to individually observe every
single person in the pizza joint and see? Is that guy?
Does he look crazy? Is this guy getting drunk and violent?
Does this guy look like he might? Am I going
to do that? Probably not, because it's been safe. Because

(05:26):
I've been safe. That same thing happened to American Christians,
American Christianity and Jews. To be honest with you, Chris,
I don't think you people got out of this either.
Same thing has happened. It's been a safe place, a
place where you can worship without fear. There are places
I remember a story a couple of years back, a

(05:47):
bunch of Christians were beaten to death on the way
to church in Egypt. They knew they were going to church.
They just gathered around them with sticks and beat them
all to death. Places all over Africa to this day
where Christians are being genocided. If you were to talk
to those people about America's Las fair live and let
live turn the other cheak Christianity, they would laugh in

(06:10):
your freaking face. That slipped into our churches here because
it's been safe and easy to be a Christian here.
No one's going to persecute you, not until the Biden administration.
At least, no one's gonna persecute you. No one's going
to beat you to death, no one's gonna end. It's
bred softness. And so now you have pastors who don't

(06:34):
even think they're doing anything wrong. They'll sit up there, Oh,
we don't need to be political. We're not gonna talk
about a Look, we don't want to talk about gay marriage.
Let's not offend anybody. No, we're not going to bring
up abortion, immigration. Jesus would want everyone here, you know,
who speaks like that, a soft, weak, pathetic human being

(06:58):
who has lived a very safe existence his entire life.
There's not a single church in some god forsaken backwater
in Africa who's about to be hacked with a machete,
who would ever speak like that. America's feminized Christianity has
bred this kind of complacency. Chris. Play this again from

(07:20):
Tim Kaine. The United States of America in the year
twenty twenty five has one of its two major political
parties that has declared open war on the Christian Church.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
The notion that rights don't come from laws and don't
come from the government, but come from the Creator. That's
what the Iranian government believes. It's a theocratic regime that
bases its rule on Shia law and targetsunies behinds, Jews, Christians,
and other religious minorities. And they do it because they

(07:53):
believe that they understand what natural rights are from their creator.
So the statement that our rights, yes, do not come
from our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's troubling to Timkin that you would ever ever seek
out a power higher than him. He views himself as
your God, your king, your ultimate ruler, and anyone anyone
you look to who you put above tim Kin, he

(08:29):
considers that to be an enemy. He considers that to
be a threat to his rule, a threat to his kingship,
a threat to his very existence. Why do you think
why do you think they sent FBI agents into the church.
Why do you think the Communists did that? What a
weird thing to do, right, That's not something you do.

(08:52):
Why do they do that? Why do you think these
tranny shooters? Why do you think it's Christian and Catholic
schools that keep getting shot up all the time. What
do you think that is? They know who their enemy is,
they know it, they have declared it, and they fight

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it as if it's their entire existence. They are already
fighting a war. They're already fighting it.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
And you don't get a say, neither do I. I
don't want, I don't feel like and want. We don't
want any guns here.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
It wouldn't be right. You heard me go off about
this when those Jews had that animal in Colorado throw
Molotov cocktails on him. I think he burned some old
woman to death, didn't he, Chris, I think she passed away?
Yes she did. And I went off about this, and
you can call it insensitive. How in the world is
a group of Jews ever gathering without armed, without being armed,

(09:54):
the most persecuted people in the history of the world.
And you think you can just gather without arms. No, no,
start making swords and start acting like you're at war
because you are. The Communists decided it, you didn't. Let's
move on from that. We'll talk about everything from Stalin.
Someone wants to talk Stalin. Someone wants to know how

(10:16):
I ended up in Houston. Someone wants to know what
China's military parade? Are we going to fight them? And
what my favorite baseball team is. All that and so
much more is still to come. Now. I want you
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(10:40):
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(11:04):
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(11:24):
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Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
So now let us begin with some other things. Jesse
Stalin was a Stalinist, not a communist. His stated goal
was national expansion in all directions. Communism was just the
fist he you died used to clear a way forward,
so on and so forth. Thing. Anyway, all the best

(12:05):
to you and yours. This person was not in any way,
you know, criticizing. They were just saying Stalin was a
Stalinist and not a communist, and I wanted to talk
about this because it's important we understand something that we
try to talk about a lot on the show, the
difference between elite communists and street communists, because there is

(12:27):
a huge difference. We have to understand elite communists. When
I talk about that, I'm talking about politicians, virtually every Democrat,
people in the media, people in Hollywood, people, These people
who are powerful, wealthy, famous, These people, for the most part,

(12:50):
are not committed communists. They are not people who have
read Karl Marx, who are who who passionately about all
the different parts of communist filth. They are people who
are interested in money and power. They're interested in money

(13:12):
and power getting more of it for themselves. That is
their main interest. They choose to pretend to be communists
because for a lot of people, depending on the situation,
that's the easiest route to money and power. If you
were let's go to the bronx, that's where AOC represents.

(13:37):
Let's set aside your morals for a moment. Set aside
your morality for a moment. Let's say you wanted money
and power and that was your driving force in life.
That's your driving force. That's what you care about? Now,
what's the best way to get that? If you're in

(13:57):
the Bronx, and maybe you are right now listening to
me on seven to ten wr, what's the best way
to get that? Politics? It's the easiest way, I should note. Granted,
you could always go to school and try to find
a way to be wealthy. I said, go to school,
but start your own business. Find a way to be
independently wealthy in that way. But even that, it may
make you wealthy, but won't necessarily make you powerful. If

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you want money and power, and more importantly to a
lot of these people, fame, you have got to put
yourself in the political game. Now you're in the Bronx,
something crazy like eighty percent Democrat? Are you gonna You're
gonna run on being a Second Amendment person? Hey, I'm
pro life, low taxes, I believe in God. How are

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you gonna run?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
You better sell communism. The people around you, the voters
in your area, are filthy, dirty communists, and so if
in your search for money and power, that's what you're
going to have to sell. Now, let's say you brought
up Stalin in the in Russia. It was Russia before

(15:09):
it was the Soviet Union in Russia. The Tsars had
ruled for three hundred years. Roughly, they'd ruled for three
hundred years. The people were sick of it. The people
hated them. They were tired of a lot of things,
Tired of the conditions of the country, tired of the
war it was World War One, tired of this, tired
of that, tired of this, tired of that, and people
begin to rise up and fight against it. Now, if

(15:33):
you're a person seeking money, in power and fame, and
you're in Russia at the time, and you can look
out and see, I think the days of Tsars might
be numbered. I think these Bolsheviks, I think they're going
to end up winning. Whose side are you going to join?

(15:56):
If you have no morality against it? Who you going
to join? Elite communists are rarely, rarely committed believers. We
love to It's a very common thing on the right
to point out hypocrisy of somebody like John Carey or
Bill Gates. They're always trying to take away fossil fuels.

(16:19):
They call him fossil fuels, of course, trying to take
away fossil fuels and take away your re suv and
cal farts are evil, and then we'll point out, hey,
he was just needing a tenderloin on a private jet.
What a hypocrite. He doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
He doesn't believe in any of that stuff. Even Bill

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Gates doesn't believe in any of that stuff. He believes
in acquiring more money and more power, and by selling
a belief in that stuff, he is able to acquire
more money and more power. Elite communists are always just
people interested in themselves. They're not ideological, They're just people

(17:05):
interested in money in power. They are the ones you
should truly, truly hate, And honestly, I know we don't
like street communists, all the feminists and Black Lives Matter
types and those types Antifa and whatnot. I don't like
them either, But most of those people are just idiots, confused,

(17:25):
usually had a bad upbringing of some kind, drugs, mental
health issues. The true believers of communism, the people outgluing
themselves to know Monette paintings and things like that, they, honestly,
in the back of your head, they should receive some

(17:47):
mercy and grace. We should still throw them in a
cage for ten years for doing what they do. Don't
get me wrong, But while you're throwing them in a cage,
you should feel bad for them. They're really dumb, really
mentally twisted people. The Demo crowd in your life. Your
mom to be vote in Democrat eighty years. She thinks
Donald Trump's the spawn of Satan. She's somebody whose mind

(18:07):
has been poisoned for years by the elite communists on
the news, who don't believe a single thing they're selling her.
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(19:16):
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I'm sorry, I know I played it like five times

(19:37):
last night. I have to play it again. It's one
of my favorite soundbites of all times. It's like a
minute long. James Carville is so exasperated by the insanity
going on in the Democrat Party because he wants him
to win elections and he sees him continually committing political suicide.
He's just so angry and desperate. He's stuttering, he's yelling.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Here.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Here he was after they dragged some Indian chick out
at the d n C to do a land acknowledgement
that we're on stolen land. Here's how James.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Why are you bringing us up in an election? Okay,
what we did with all kinds of things, would slavery,
would experiment with drugs, what we did during what happened
in the Confederacy, during the Civil War, Andersonville.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
And it's okay.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
This is an election and the d n C is
not the place to discuss this. Understand this. The d
n C does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't
exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history. It
doesn't exist to make people feel good. It exists get

(20:49):
just through your head to win elections. Now do you
think that is going to help us win elections? Talking
about land theft from the Dakotas, We're not. Please stop
this in the name of a just merciful God. Don't
you see what's happening. Don't you see where this has

(21:12):
brought us to. For god sakes, lady, if what is
Ken Martin doing? Doing that? Yo, you don't happen. One
job Ken is to win. You're supposed to try to
win elections.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
He's so mad, he's so exasperated. Please stop this in
the name of a just merciful gud.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Please stop this in the name of a just merciful gun.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
All right, sorry, it's Friday and I'm in a great mood.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
By the way, would you like to know the bracket
the country is involved in our crappiest Countries in the world.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
It's the twenty twenty five his country in the world competition.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'm going to give you the opening round matchups Monday
will just be for one matchup, but the opening round matchups.
First round, Zimbabwe takes on North Korea, Rwanda takes on Bangladesh.
South Sudan takes on France. That could be an upset.

(22:31):
Haiti takes on Yemen. God only knows who wins that.
Niger takes on Somalia. I mean, flip a coin, Sudan
versus the Congo, Pakistan versus India. This this is one
that could have been the championship. But there's nothing I

(22:52):
can do about it. They're meeting in the first round
and now they're going to have to work it out.
And finally, Afghanistan takes on Italy. We'll see who wins.
But that's Monday. It begins the tournament of tournaments. Now
let's get back to some serious matters. Dear Jesse Jetbelly,

(23:13):
China's recent military parade was pretty impressive. Do you think
we will ever go to war with China and what
do you think it would look like. Okay, so, first
of all, when it comes to military parades, we touched
on a little bit of this earlier about what the
communist does well. We have to acknowledge when our enemy
does something well, and oftentimes we have to copy it.

(23:36):
The communist organizes well, he gathers groups of people well,
he understands. Remember this. He always approaches things as if
he is out of power, as if he has no power,
because it's a revolutionary religion, and that's how it began.
They were out of power. And so communists to this

(23:58):
day we call them democrats, I mean is to this
day approach everything as if they're out of power. Now,
if you don't have actual power, physical power, you oftentimes
need numbers and you need violence, but we'll set that
aside aside for now. You need numbers, you need a group.

(24:19):
If there is the UFC heavyweight Champion of the world
and he's standing out in front of your house and
he says, I'm gonna come in, and let's say you
don't have a gun, I'm gonna come in and I'm
gonna I'm gonna beat up your wife, and you're not
gonna be able to stop him. You and probably two
buddies aren't going to be able to stop him. What
do you need? Numbers? You you need ten friends, then

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you'd be able to get him, probably be able to
get him numbers. The communist is excellent at organizing groups,
in mobilizing groups for any cause. He's very very good
at it. Always has been very good at it. It's essential.
It's part of their doctrine. They are trained go get
people organized. Now, expand that to a country that ends

(25:08):
up being governed by communists like China does. Do you remember?
Do you remember when China hosted the Olympics. I think
it was a summer Olympics. And I'm not a huge
Olympics person, I'll be honest with you, so I don't remember.
It wasn't that long ago, ten probably less than twenty
years ago. China organized they were hosting the Olympics. And

(25:30):
the opening ceremony. I know because ob loves the Olympics.
We always have to watch the opening ceremony. It was
jaw dropping, and honestly, I know it's an Olympics opening ceremony.
It was a little bit intimidating how in sync they

(25:53):
were the production. It was a wow factor. Yeah you
Chris remembers it. Chris remembers it. If you don't remember it,
go look at I guarantee it's on YouTube or something
like that. Go look it up. This is a long
way of saying China is always going to do a
good military parade because the communist organizes well, groups people

(26:17):
up well, and their complete lack of respect for human dignity,
lack of respect for the citizen, it actually helps them
with things like opening ceremonies in parades.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh you dropped your baton. I guess we'll shoot your
mother in the head. That kind of thing motivates people.
It's not ideal, like you don't want to live in
a country like that. I don't want to live in
a country like that, but it is an effective way
to motivate people. Communists are herd.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Animals, and they learn to move as a herd where
the herd is going. Your liberal at Peggy goes, and
that herd mentality it makes it easier for elite communists
to organize things like parades and to organize things like
social movements. Communists organize better than the right does because

(27:10):
we are more naturally individuals. Individuals. I hate people telling
me what to do, almost to probably all the way
to a childish extent. You've heard me do it on
the radio before. If somebody emails me and tells me
to stop talking about something or don't do something, I'll
dedicate an entire segment to it. Yeah. Yet, or if

(27:34):
someone tells me to talk about something, you won't talk
about this. I'll never talk about it again. You don't
get to tell me what to do. Ever, that is
a very common mentality to some extent on the right.
I don't want to be told what to do, and
I like that we have that. I don't want to
be a herd animal, and I don't want you to
be a herd animal. You think for yourself. But we

(27:57):
struggle to organize. Oftentimes because of it, we don't group
as well. China is always going to put on a
fancy military parade, but always keep in mind, if you
have to put a little smiling face on all this,
all that fancy looking military hardware, it was made in China.

(28:18):
And that's more than just an old cliche stuff that's
made in China sucks. They don't have the same standards
at all. In fact, I have a little story about that.
And then we'll talk about war with China. Next.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday going through all of your questions.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It's been a great show, it's been a great week.
Put a smile on your face. Remember, if you miss
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Spotify iTunes. Now back to the other part of the question.
Do I think we will ever go to war with China?
What do I think that would look like? You know,
there's a thing you see this sometimes in nature where animals,

(29:07):
even if they fight, they won't take it too far,
and they won't take it too far because if they
take it too far, it can mean the death of
both of them. Look, I'm gonna use some examples here,
and there are exceptions on it. But two grizzlies squaring off,

(29:29):
two male grizzlies, they're gonna square off to own the
females in that territory. It's mating season. It's very calm,
you know, Lions, tigers, bears, they all do this thing.
The males fight to earn the right to the females.
We don't have to go into any more depth than that.
You get what I'm saying. And don't get me wrong,
they do die on occasion. On occasion, they die. But

(29:50):
if you've ever dug into this or watched stuff on it,
I love that stuff. I grew up watching that stuff
with my dad. If you ever watch it, they fight,
and it's and it's mean, and they bleed, someone gets
in the ear, torn off, someone might even lose an eye.
But these gigantic, super powerful creatures, full of claws and

(30:12):
teeth and muscle and everything else, at some point in
time they stop. They stop and they walk away. You
know what. That's it? Now? These are animals whose aren't
human beings. Why because if those two bears take it

(30:33):
too far. Let's say one of them gets his jaw damaged,
that bear's going to die. Now. There's no doctor, there's
no er. Let's say his paw gets severely damaged, maybe
even bitten off or halfway off. That bear is probably

(30:56):
going to die now, will not be able to track
down hunt food enough so that understanding keeps them from
taking it too far. Lots of the time. I know
there are plenty of exceptions. They do die on occasion.
I get that, But that understanding, that's the reason. Are
we ever going to go to war with China? Some

(31:18):
would say it's inevitable, and I'm not going to argue
if you say that, maybe it is inevitable. China believes
they're in competition with us, and we know we're in
competition with them too. There's a competition. It's fairly open competition.
But especially in the nuclear age, these gigantic superpowers, they're

(31:43):
much more hesitant to go to war with each other
because there's an understanding that an actual hot war, now,
when you have world ending weapons, an actual hot war,
now it's probably impossible to win for anybody, even if

(32:07):
even if you're the one who comes out on top.
In the end. Let's say we get into some god
forbid hot war with China, and let's say it's a
five year thing, and on the back end it's the
Chinese coming to Washington, d C. To sign over a
piece agreement in America, you win. What does the United

(32:27):
States of America look like at that point in time
with the missile capability technology EMPs, I'm not so sure
that that's an inevitability. I think that there will be
regional skirmishes that maybe you know, Taiwan. China's not kidding

(32:49):
about Taiwan, but I could see it be regional. A
big hot war with China it can't be won, then
that's that's that goes for countries that aren't near as
powerful as US, like Russia. We consider Russia to be
a superpower, and of course they are a superpower, but

(33:11):
Russia can't sniff US militarily and economically. Russia's economy is
the size of Texas' economy. You know that Texas's economy.
They're not. They're not a pimple on our behind when
it comes to economics. But even a hot war with Russia,
who actually wants it. They have the most nuclear weapons

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of any country on the planet. Even if we if
we fought one in one, or even if god forbid,
they fought one in one, what does Russia look like
at the end of that. It's all a bunch of
smoldering ruin. I know, you know, nuclear weapons are terrible
and all that, but in a way they do bring
about peace. In a way they do a certain level

(33:57):
of peace comes with the fact that, hey, I've got
this weapon right here, don't make me pull out mine.
I know you'll pull out yours. It's it brings peace
with it, Jesse. I see ex Yankee Mark tech Shara.
I think that's how you say tech Shira techs Earra,
Mark techs Era running for Congress in Texas and knowing
you were a Giants fan, who's your favorite Major League

(34:20):
Baseball team? Well, I was a Giants fan. I don't
watch the NFL anymore. I'm not watching that crap with
all the n racism in the end zone and stuff.
But I get it that you do. I don't. There's
no judgment here. I miss it. I do so when
it comes to professional sports, I have discovered something as

(34:41):
I go through life, and everyone hates me for this,
and you're about to hate me for this too. What's
with loyalty? Listen, Chris, I moved to Houston, and I'll
go over that story here in a minute. I moved
to Houston. I'd never lived in a city that had
a professional baseball team. This is eight nine years ago.

(35:07):
The Astros were good. We started going to Astros games.
They were into playoffs. I decided I like this team.
I'm an Astros fan now, lifelong fan. What Chris, What
Chris said? It doesn't feel as good when you just

(35:28):
acquire a new team, No, Chris, it feels great when
you bragged to your friends about how my team is
better than your team and your team sucks. And I
acquired the Houston Astros as my favorite team and eight
nine years ago whenever we moved here because they were good,

(35:48):
And now that's my team. I grew up a Chicago
White Sox fan of all things. Don't ask why, because
I don't remember. I knew I liked Frank Thomas. He
was my favorite player. But that's the reason why. Also,
you need to switch to Pure Talk for me before
we get onto the Churchill Bunker, my story California and
other things. I need you to switch up your phone service.

(36:13):
You don't need at and TT Mobile or Verizon. I
understand for most people turning off the NFL as a
bridge too far. I got it. But everybody can switch
their cell service. Everybody ten minutes on the phone to
stop funding companies who hate your guts. What's ten minutes

(36:34):
you can do that before I come back and give
you my story about moving to Houston and garbage like that.
Ten minutes, switch to the cell phone company that loves you,
a cell phone company that loves America above all, pure talk.
Pick up your phone because they have a special right now.
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