June 30, 2025 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday, and we have all
kinds of stuff this hour. We're going to talk more
about the communist rich kids that turn out to be
genocidal monsters. That'll be a good time before we get
to that, and emails and other things. You know what
time it is, It's Monday, start of the second hour
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on Monday, and so that means it's Medal of Honor
Monday time. Every Monday, we do the same thing. We
simply take a medal of honor citation and we read it.
We remember their names, we remember their deeds. And these
names are not known, they're not most people will have
never heard of these people. Now, this name in particular
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has actually been in the news over the last week,
and we got a bunch of emails requesting this one.
You may remember, and I'm not going to go into
all this, that the United States Navy named a ship
after Harvey Milk, the gay activist. Yeah, that's what happens
when you elect Democrats set him out aside. Secretary of
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Defense Pete Hegseth announced that the ship has a new name,
Oscar V. Peterson. A lot of people heard that and
they thought to themselves, why are we naming a ship
after a Supreme Court case. Well, no, his name was
Oscar Werner Peterson and he was a chief water tender.
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This was during World War Two. I'm going to read
this citation, which is unbelievably short, and then I'm going
to explain it in a bit more detail. I am
going to warn you right now that I am going
to have to get a little bit graphic when I
describe what he did. This is a family friendly show
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now in always it always will be. You can listen
with your children. That will never ever change. But the
injuries and what people go through, I'm going to have
to explain it in a touch more detail because I mean,
this citation just is grossly inadequate. And then I'll play taps.
When it's done, you'll see why. In the end, Chris,
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without further ado.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Honoring those who went above and beyond. It's medal of
Honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And he was born in Prentice, Wisconsin. For extraordinary courage
and conspicuous heroism above and beyond the call of duty
while in charge of a repair party during an attack
on the USS in the Old Show by the enemy
Japanese aerial forces on the seventh of May nineteen forty two.
Lacking assistance because of injuries to the other members of
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his repair party and severely wounded himself, Peterson, with no
concern for his own life, closed the bulkhead to bulkhead
stop valves and in doing so received additional burns, which
resulted in his death. His spirit of self sacrifice, loyalty
characteristic of a fine seaman, was in keeping with the
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highest traditions of US Naval service, and he gallantly gave
his life in the service of his country. Now that
is an absurdly abridged version of what Oscar Peterson did. First,
let's discuss a couple things that we don't often discuss
or aren't often discussed when it comes to naval combat.
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We'll focus on World War two in the Pacific War.
One is have you ever wondered how they get gas?
You know, today we know we have nuclear powered ships
that can just go and go and go and go
and go, But we didn't have that back then. The
ships required fuel. I called it gas. It wasn't gas,
but the ships required fuel. No, you can't just take
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off in an aircraft carrier from Hawaii and navigate the
globe on a single tank. That's not how it works.
And think about the size of our fleet, how many ships.
That's a lot, how much fuel a lot we had
fuel ships. That's what this was. That's what V. Peterson
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was on a ship that was full of fuel for
the other ships. Right now, that's a critically important job.
You know who knew it was a critically important job.
The Japanese. The Japanese were well aware that without fuel,
that wonderful US Navy's not going anywhere. So to be
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on one of these ships was not safe. To be
on one of these ships was actually extremely dangerous. It's
just like being on one of the aircraft carriers. Those
were the ones they wanted. And combine that with this
little tidbit. It's an obvious point. But the ship is
full of fuel. It's unbelievably flammable. Now let's go to
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the other portion of this, the part that isn't sexy,
but it's honestly, it's some of the most bravery I've
ever seen in my life because the terror around the circumstances,
the repair crews on our naval ships. On our navy ships,
we light Look, we lionize the guns, right, we want to.
We picture the guy and the machine guns shooting down
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Japanese zeros as they're coming in. And that's cool, is it?
That's cool? Look at these guns he's shooting. But it's
the crews once a ship is wounded that have to
go down into the dark, the hot dark, the flooding dark,
to attempt to do things that will save the ship
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from going all the way down. And this is not
done for the most part up on the surface with
fresh air. You are going down into the depths of Look,
it would look like hell. It would feel like hell,
That's what it would be. Now, I have discussed this before,
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and I'm going to do this as delicately as I can,
but we have to explain it. Scalding. You know what
scalding is. It's not flame burns. They are steam burns.
You ever been around hot steam, even walked into a
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steam room at the gym, maybe got a little too
close to the steam coming out. Steam burns are horrific.
And the men who died when the steam room or
got scalded to death in World War II. To hear
the descriptions of their wounds is unimaginable. Their eyes melt out,
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their skin dangles off their body like ropes, their lungs
melt It's an unbelievably awful way to go. Oscar V.
Peterson took his repair crew. This man, remember, was born
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in eighteen ninety nine. How about that for a connection
from the past. He'd been in the Navy over twenty years.
By this time. He had a wife who he adored
and two sons who we also adored. Been in the
navy twenty years. His tanker this is during the Battle
of the Coral Sea. The Japanese dive bombers hit his tanker.
The tanker was in grave danger. He took his repair
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crew down into hell and an attempt to salvage the
ship from going all the way up in flames and
going underneath the waves. Well, like I already said, you
were descending into a world of flame and darkness and
steam and water. And it's just it's just a mixture
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of every horrible way you can imagine, every horrible thing
you can imagine. His entire crew gets wounded or dies.
He is the last man left. Now. I want to
paint this picture for you, and I want you to
imagine what you would do. And you don't have to
tell anybody, you don't have to be ashamed. But he
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was staring at the steam. Past the steam were bulkhead doors,
doors that he had to physically grab close and secure,
and in order to do that, he had to stand
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in the steam. He had to make the conscious choice
in order to save his crew, the entire boat, and
everybody on it. He had to walk into the steam
and not just breeze through it. Okay, hold your breath
really quick, burn a little bit. No, no, no, no no.
He had to stand in it and close these doors
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while his face, arms, everything was melting on him while
he saved this ship. Like I said, the citation, there
are so many citations we read that are grossly inadequate.
Now you understand why this man deserved to have his
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name on a ship a little bit more than Harvey Milk,
and why it's a wonderful thing that this happened, and
we are going to play taps in his honor. Obviously,
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I should also note I think I glossed over this point.
He did not die that day. They actually managed to
get him off the ship he saved who knows how
many lives, and then lived in agony. I don't even
want to think about for two more days before he
finally passed from his wounds. But that's bravery right there. Wow,
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I couldn't do it. That's bravery. All right. Let's move on,
Let's get back. Let's talk some politics. Let's talk about
the rich kid communists who have murdered so many people.
AOC's in the news, this want to be mayor of
New York, other things before we get to that. I
I know you already know this about me, but I
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(12:24):
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Speaker 1 (13:24):
Jesse get the cure for rhinos. He days with the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday,
reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. In fact, let's go to one of
these right now, because AOC is in the news. This
dirty communist men Donnie and New York is in the news.
This guy says, Hey, Oracle, I just saw man Donnie
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interviewed on Meet the Press. He checks us all the
box you've taught us for years, using sugary language to
high the death calleds goals. He comes across as articulate,
even reasonable as he spouts off his agenda for the people.
I bet if a journalists had interviewed young pull Pop
he would have sounded exactly like this. Well, let's talk
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about this again, because this is something we have to
be aware of. The communists. You know how we discussed
in the opening hour about the world of make believe.
They create a world of make believe and maintain a
world of make believe at all times, most almost every really,
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with the exception of Stalin and very few others, almost
every communist dictator, mass murdering piece of trash has been
a rich kid. Did you know that, and you know
what else, Almost every single one of them have lied
about that fact. They grow up wanting for nothing, but
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they need some sort of a struggle, some sort of
of a purpose in life. Maybe they had bad parents,
maybe parents were neglectful, maybe they learned it in school,
but eventually they developed this God complex and their purpose
in life is going to be to lead some sort
of a peasant revolt. That's how they always see themselves.
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In so doing, they kill more people than any other
religion in the history of the world in such a
short period of time. No religion in history has killed
as fast as communism has killed. And almost every single
one of them have been rich kids who pretend they're
not rich kids. This man, Donnie Guy. His mother is
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a or a millionaire, multi multimillionaire director, Bollywood director. His
father is a long tenured professor. This is a human
being who grow up wealthy, nice cars, private planes, first
class in the very least five star hotels. Video of
him eating rice with his hands because he quote feels
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for Third world people, he speaks like this.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
There are also other issues that we firmly believe in,
whether it's BDS right or whether it's the end goal
of seizing the means of production.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Seizing the means of production, he speaks like this, what.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
The purpose is about this entire project. It's not simply
to raise class consciousness, but to win socialism, and obviously
raising class consciousness is a critical part of that.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Did you know AOC isn't from the Bronx. Every time
you turn on the television and you see AOC's face,
she's always I'm from the Bronx, I'm the Bronx. I'm
a Bronx girl. I'm a bro. You don't mess with
the Bronx girl. AOC's from the burbs. Heoc is from
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a place called York Town. Everyone's been making fun of her.
She pretends like she grew up in the hood. ALC
is from suburbia. So why the act, ma'am donnie too.
Why stuff rice into your face with your hands like
some sort of an animal? Why the act? Well, it's
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always an act. They're always spoiled, bitter, little rich kids
who go on to murder people by the million and
feel like they're the good guys while they do it.
And don't do not be dismissive of America's communists, because
this isn't Cambodia, because this isn't China, because this isn't
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the Soviet Union. Our communists here in this country are
every bit as murderous and demonic as any communists who
have ever walked the planet. The only thing they lack
here is the opportunity to do so. Allow me to
introduce you to the potential next Mayor of New York.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Often found as legislation when we go into these courts.
The term violent crime is even used when people are
stealing packages. Violent crime is even used when people are
accused of burglary and there happens to be a housing
unit in that same dwelling. So violence is an artificial construction, right, right,
have to be very clear what's happening here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Violence is an artificial construction, no different than every other communists,
no different than Vladimir Lenin and his Bolsheviks opening up
the Soviet prisons, turning all the rapists and murderers loose,
and then after turning all the rapists and murderers loose
in the Soviet Union, they then use the judges in
the police force to protect the murderers and rapists while
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they arrested the law abiding citizens None of this sounds familiar. Right,
none of this would happen here in the United States
of America. Right. Always, rich kids with God complexes go
on to murder millions. Always. Let's do some emails. Next,
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Monday. So happy
the work week is just starting. Jewish producer Chris isn't
as happy as I am, but I'm thrilled about it.
Let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, I've been listening for
a few years. I also listen to others. Now I
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noticed right away how you identified those on the left
as communists, and you were the only one doing so.
But now everyone is calling the left communists. So just wondering,
how does it feel to truly be the oracle? Okay, one,
they are communists. Okay, let's get that out of the
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way first. They are communists. They have lied about that forever,
and we have to be willing to penetrate the lies. Remember,
the communist lies at all times about everything he believes.
That is how he must operate. Remember, remember, remember, think
our reverence for the truth might become might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
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finding consensus and getting important things done. He's trying to
get things done. He's trying to fight a revolution and
move it forward. His revolution will kill people, it will
hurt people. He knows this. Therefore, whatever he is describing,
he is lying. That's why abortion becomes women's reproductive rights. Okay,
he's lying at all times. So Democrats slowly but surely
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turned into communists over the years. But they understood that
communism wasn't as you don't want that label on you,
especially in the American public, so they lied about it.
The right, as they often do, went along with the lie. Well,
they're progressives there, they're liberal. No, no, no, they're communists.
They are They all want the same thing. They all
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have the exact same end goal in mind. Don't fool yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
There are also other issues that we firmly believe in,
whether it's be right or whether it's the end goal
of seasonal means of production.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
They're all communists, that's one. Two labels are effective. One
of the things Donald Trump has done very very well.
And sometimes it turns you off, and sometimes you like it.
I get that, but he's great at labels. Lion Hillary. Yeah,
he's little Marco. He's a brander. He's spent his entire
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life branding, branding himself, branding others. That stuff can be
stupid and childish, right, ridiculous, but effective, stupid, childish, ridiculous,
call it whatever you want. Effective, You burn that into people.
So let me tell you this. The left, in certain
segments of our population, they've been unbelievably effective labeling you
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as a Nazi, a white supremacist. Did you know that?
You roll your eye. It's ridiculous, it's not true. You'll
say something that's true but also lame. They're the ones
who started the KKK, they're the ones that own slaves.
But that you're totally missing the point. The truth has
nothing to do with it. You've been labeled. Do you
know the portion of the black population in this country
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that believes Republicans are racists and hate black people? Well,
that's not true. No, no, no, no, no no. You're focusing
on the truth when you should focus on how that
mentality got there. That mentality got there by focused lies,
repeated year after year, media segment after media segment, Nazi,
white supremacist, Nazi white supremacist, Nazi white supremacist. While while
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you're rolling your eyes, that lie is being cemented into
the minds of people. It's effective. And while they've been
labeling you a Nazi white supremacist, we've been calling them progressives.
We still have half the American right calling these illegal
foreign barbarians migrants. The right calls the migrants going along
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with their lie, going along with their label. Why did
I call them communists? It's not just because they're communists,
it's because we have to meet that, we have to
match that. If they're calling us Nazis and we're calling
them progressives, we're going to lose. Their people will be
more committed than our people, and we will lose. That's two,
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now three. You said I deserve the credit for this.
That's ridiculous. We all deserve the credit for this. I
have been blessed to get a very large platform that
I don't deserve, and therefore I understand that my voice
may carry it may be carried to more people than yours.
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But I am not the one who has changed this.
I've helped. I'm not going to deny that I'm not
being fake, humble, here I have helped. I've moved that
ball forward, But so have you. Remember that talk we
had earlier. Culture change doesn't actually come from Hollywood, doesn't
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come from this musician. It doesn't come from legislation or Washington, DC.
All those things can help or hurt. Culture is all
of us. It's that meeting you had at work this morning,
It's that discussion you had with your father, it's you
standing up and speaking up in school. Culture is all
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of us. If something has shifted in the culture, and
it really has shifted, hasn't it, I know you notice
it shifted for the better. It's because we all participated
in it, all of us. This is something that communists
have gotten better than we've gotten for an understandable reason.
They're collectivists. They believe they're herd animals, as I've described
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many times. They believe in the herd. So they believe
if we all do a little something in the end,
it will have great p the right And I'm glad
we're this way. I'm glad you're this way. We are
more individualistic. If you will no no, no no, you
do it yourself, pick yourself up, you change it yourself.
That mentality can be wonderful for some things. But if
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you're trying to adjust language, if you're trying to adjust culture,
if you're trying to just change the political environment, Gosh,
I'm gonna sound like a fruity hippie. It really does
take all of us, it does. It takes all of us.
We all participated. I also participated. Again, I'm not being
fake humble, but we all participated. Jesse, your show is
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invading my dreams. I had a dream about fighting a cheetah.
The dream cheata have me around the throat, but he
had human hands. I escaped, but only after I wondered
how would Jesse deal with this? Thanks for fighting the
good fight. Look, I will take full credit for this.
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You now know how to fight cheetahs because of this show.
All the years of watching these wilderness documentaries which have
all been taken over by the freaks. Now, I won't
get into that in a moment, all that time at
Zoo's also taken over by the freaks. Did anybody ever
sit down and take the time to teach you how
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to defeat a cheetah in single combat, in hand to
hand combat? No, but I did. I took time out
of my day what Chris, time out of my day
to teach everybody something that may keep you alive one day.
Oh and on that note, I know I've gone off
on this before, but I have to say it again
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because we recently went to in It wasn't even a zoo,
it was an aquarium, But when we were in New
Orleans we went to an aquarium. I don't know at
what point every zoo and aquarium in the country got
taken over by the fruitcake climate change nutters, but it
is so unbelievably brutal to be just waterboarded by the
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end the save the Earth crap every time you're just
going to try and enjoy some wildlife and teach the
kids about things you have to be lectured about your
suv and recycling and sustainable coffee beans or whatever new
thing these hippie freaks are on today. It's awful. I
grew up watching Marty Stalfer wildlife shows with my dad.
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It was one of the few things my dad would
watch on television. He wanted to Chris, don't ever say
who when I talk about Marty Staffer Anyway, I grew
up watching He's a nature guy. Chris, what do you mean,
who is he? He was a crop hunter, only he
didn't feel the need to have a spitting cobra spit
in his face. He was a nature guy. He was
always out there in nature talking about animals. And look up,
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Marty Stufer, Chris, gosh, you're such a child. I pity you,
Marty Stalford. He might be Jewish? Is that a jew
Ish Dame, Chris? How do you not know? Isn't there
like a list you people?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Anyway? Either way, Marty Stalfer, I grew up watching nature
shows and it was just you know, lions and tigers
and bears and stuff like that. Now you can watch
two seconds of an animal doing something cool or something wild,
and then you're gonna have some freak. Normally a British voice.
I don't know why, but those Limeys love doing this.
Normally a British voice lecturing you about the pulit bear.
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The pular bears are almost all gone. Oh shut up.
The polar bears have been almost all gone for my
entire forty three years, and yet they still continue to
soldier on. Sorry, I didn't mean to get distracted. We
should talk about being proud to be an American I
think we should first check in on Minneapolis and see
how see how all this mass immigration stuff is going.
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Before we do that, let's get you that employee you've
been looking for. I know you're stressed. It's stressful when
you're looking for somebody, because hiring the wrong person it
really makes your whole life worse. It's not just that
it makes work worse, the bottom line worse. You carry
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more stress home. Soon you're fighting with your wife. It's awful.
But hiring the right employee it makes your life so
much better. But how do you do that? Well, if
it were me, I'd go to the place where all
the employees are already waiting. That's ZipRecruiter. They're already there,
They've already uploaded their resume. Why do you think four
out of five employers get somebody good within the first day.
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You're not years away, you're a day away. Go to
ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Try it for free. ZipRecruiter
dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. You're listening to
the ourcle You love this one.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's a scream Baby Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Monday,
and we'll get to being proud to be an American
and the difference between the two parties, which is pretty stark.
But before we get to the emails, I promised you this.
After all, it is Independence Day coming up this Friday,
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is it not? Minneapolis started Independence Day a little bit early.
Let's check in on.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
This somebody somebody, Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's weird. I didn't hear any Toby Keith, I did. Uh,
didn't hear any Thomas Jefferson quotes. What hold on? Let
me check my paper? What Independence Day? Where they still? Oh?
That was some Mollian independence day anyway, Just to remind that,
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mind the imports. You don't have to let everybody into
your country. In fact, if you let people into your
country in mass it's because you don't love it. Always
remember the test, the ultimate test on every issue. I'm
more passionate about many issues, by the way, but there
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is no other issue that is the ultimate test of
your patriotism. How many people do you want to come
into your country from foreign lands? If you are well,
we should let everybody in. It's because you hate your country.
You can tell how much you love a place based
on how open you want the entry requirements to be.
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You are restrictive about who you let in your home,
your children's school, maybe belonged to some sort of a
golf club or country club. You want there to be
restrictions on who can or can't come in. Why because
you love those places. The reason you're okay with anybody
coming to America, after all, we're a melting pot, it's
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because you don't actually care about it. That's fact. There
should never be this in an American city.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Effort somebody, somebody, Why do we have it?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
His Democrats are evil demons who want to burn down
the country. And because Republicans want the cheap labor and
very nice, it would be very very I want to
be seen as nice. After all. My youth pastor, when
he was doing a little dance on Sunday, told me
the Bible says we should let all the immigrants in, which,
by the way, is nothing close to what the Bible says,
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But that's what he told me in the middle of
the rock concert. It's what Jesus would want. Good grief,
dear men, you whisper. My girlfriend and I often argue
over the merits of food delivery services. She loves to
use these, despite their exorbitant costs. I hate them. I've
never had a good meal from one. It requires too
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many links in the chain of custody. The order is
either always messed up, cold or spilled all over the place.
Please weigh in, all right, I'm not going to be
a hypocrite. I have told you before that I buy
lunch for me and the fellas every single day, and
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we don't have the manpower here to have someone go
get it, so someone has to deliver it. We have
a food delivery almost every single day, really, every single day,
Monday through Friday here at the studio, so I can
hardly get here. Get on here and tell you that
it's bad. But I will tell you this. I have
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learned some valuable lessons that may or may not help you.
The first one is cheeseburgers. You cannot get a cheeseburger
delivered unless you have one of these two things. A
it is wrapped properly. Cheeseburgers do not travel well for
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very long. If you get one of these restaurants that
knows what they're doing and they wrap it in kind
of that foil stuff, now that will work. You can
get that there is this incredible cheeseburger place here in
our area that I will not name because I don't
want to. I'm about to bad mouth them, and I
love them. But when you sit down, they're famous for
their burgers, famous for them. People come from all around
to eat their burgers. They finally showed up on the
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delivery service. We got excited. We ordered it one day.
Chris knows exactly what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, that's right, Chris.
We were so excited, but they were a little far.
They got to us garbage. They didn't wrap the burger.
They threw it in a styrofoam container. Send it to
us garbage. You have to be careful with cheeseburger, so
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either a they have to be rapped properly or b
the location of the restaurant is important. If they're not
rapped properly, they better be someplace really, really really close.
This was a long way of saying I like food
delivery services not because they make it convenient, because those
are generally great people who are busting their butts who
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deliver it, and so treat them well. Tip them well,
that's a little tidbit. Tip them well. But actually that's
another point I'm about to make to you about food
delivery services on the app. Now you can pre tip
people more. Don't do that. I have told you I've
tried to pick up my tipping. I'm generally a good
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tipper anyway, but I've tried to pick it up in
recent years. I know people are struggling. I have noticed
this very disappointing fact, but a fact. Nonetheless, if I
pre tip too much, then the drivers will compete and
they'll try to select my order first because they see
you pre tip. And then I mean, there'll be ten
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minutes away from the restaurant, my food will get cold.
They'll just select it because they want the tip, and
I'll get garbage food tip well after, if they are polite,
they get it to You Tip those people as well
as you can. I know people have different financial means,
as well as you possibly can. And finally I mentioned
the burgers. You have to pick food that travels pasta
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travels well. Seafood eh, not so much. Okay, so travels well. Actually, really,
most Mexican food, I would argue travels well. Pizza, of
course travels well. Some things do not. You have to
pick the right kind of food you have to pick
it from the right location, and do not pre tip
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in a large way. I'm not saying give them no
pre tip at all. You have to give them some
kind of a tip or you're gonna risk them spitting
in your food or something like that. Post tip as
much as you can there. How about that, Chris, and
I forget any tidbits on there. I think I pretty
much summed it all up. We're about experts by now. Also,
here's another tip. Switch to pure Talk so you have
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more money to tip your driver. Because when we switch
from T Mobile to Pure Talk, our phone bill got
cut in half half. I remember because I used to
get text notifications when our bill was due for T Mobile,
and I remember just being staggered every month for some reason.
It shocked me every month, thinking this is what it
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costs for four phone lines. You know what Pure Talk's
been doing leading up to Independence Day, sending American flags
out to veterans so they can wave them proudly on
Independence Day. And this is the kind of company that
will save you money. You can keep your phone, keep
your phone number. It's easy. You have to make a
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phone call. You realize you can do this with a
phone call. You can do this during the break, and
you'll speak to an American dial pound two five zero
and say Jesse Kelly. You won't have to hear this. Instead,
you'll hear somebody in English speaking politely to you pound
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two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday, and we have all
kinds of stuff this hour. We're going to talk more
about the communist rich kids that turn out to be
genocidal monsters. That'll be a good time before we get
to that, and emails and other things. You know what
time it is, It's Monday, start of the second hour
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on Monday, and so that means it's Medal of Honor
Monday time. Every Monday, we do the same thing. We
simply take a medal of honor citation and we read it.
We remember their names, we remember their deeds. And these
names are not known, they're not most people will have
never heard of these people. Now, this name in particular
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has actually been in the news over the last week,
and we got a bunch of emails requesting this one.
You may remember, and I'm not going to go into
all this, that the United States Navy named a ship
after Harvey Milk, the gay activist. Yeah, that's what happens
when you elect Democrats set him out aside. Secretary of
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Defense Pete Hegseth announced that the ship has a new name,
Oscar V. Peterson. A lot of people heard that and
they thought to themselves, why are we naming a ship
after a Supreme Court case. Well, no, his name was
Oscar Werner Peterson and he was a chief water tender.
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This was during World War Two. I'm going to read
this citation, which is unbelievably short, and then I'm going
to explain it in a bit more detail. I am
going to warn you right now that I am going
to have to get a little bit graphic when I
describe what he did. This is a family friendly show
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now in always it always will be. You can listen
with your children. That will never ever change. But the
injuries and what people go through, I'm going to have
to explain it in a touch more detail because I mean,
this citation just is grossly inadequate. And then I'll play taps.
When it's done, you'll see why. In the end, Chris,
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without further ado.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Honoring those who went above and beyond. It's medal of
Honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And he was born in Prentice, Wisconsin. For extraordinary courage
and conspicuous heroism above and beyond the call of duty
while in charge of a repair party during an attack
on the USS in the Old Show by the enemy
Japanese aerial forces on the seventh of May nineteen forty two.
Lacking assistance because of injuries to the other members of
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his repair party and severely wounded himself, Peterson, with no
concern for his own life, closed the bulkhead to bulkhead
stop valves and in doing so received additional burns, which
resulted in his death. His spirit of self sacrifice, loyalty
characteristic of a fine seaman, was in keeping with the
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highest traditions of US Naval service, and he gallantly gave
his life in the service of his country. Now that
is an absurdly abridged version of what Oscar Peterson did. First,
let's discuss a couple things that we don't often discuss
or aren't often discussed when it comes to naval combat.
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We'll focus on World War two in the Pacific War.
One is have you ever wondered how they get gas?
You know, today we know we have nuclear powered ships
that can just go and go and go and go
and go, But we didn't have that back then. The
ships required fuel. I called it gas. It wasn't gas,
but the ships required fuel. No, you can't just take
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off in an aircraft carrier from Hawaii and navigate the
globe on a single tank. That's not how it works.
And think about the size of our fleet, how many ships.
That's a lot, how much fuel a lot we had
fuel ships. That's what this was. That's what V. Peterson
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was on a ship that was full of fuel for
the other ships. Right now, that's a critically important job.
You know who knew it was a critically important job.
The Japanese. The Japanese were well aware that without fuel,
that wonderful US Navy's not going anywhere. So to be
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on one of these ships was not safe. To be
on one of these ships was actually extremely dangerous. It's
just like being on one of the aircraft carriers. Those
were the ones they wanted. And combine that with this
little tidbit. It's an obvious point. But the ship is
full of fuel. It's unbelievably flammable. Now let's go to
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the other portion of this, the part that isn't sexy,
but it's honestly, it's some of the most bravery I've
ever seen in my life because the terror around the circumstances,
the repair crews on our naval ships. On our navy ships,
we light Look, we lionize the guns, right, we want to.
We picture the guy and the machine guns shooting down
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Japanese zeros as they're coming in. And that's cool, is it?
That's cool? Look at these guns he's shooting. But it's
the crews once a ship is wounded that have to
go down into the dark, the hot dark, the flooding dark,
to attempt to do things that will save the ship
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from going all the way down. And this is not
done for the most part up on the surface with
fresh air. You are going down into the depths of Look,
it would look like hell. It would feel like hell,
That's what it would be. Now, I have discussed this before,
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and I'm going to do this as delicately as I can,
but we have to explain it. Scalding. You know what
scalding is. It's not flame burns. They are steam burns.
You ever been around hot steam, even walked into a
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steam room at the gym, maybe got a little too
close to the steam coming out. Steam burns are horrific.
And the men who died when the steam room or
got scalded to death in World War II. To hear
the descriptions of their wounds is unimaginable. Their eyes melt out,
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their skin dangles off their body like ropes, their lungs
melt It's an unbelievably awful way to go. Oscar V.
Peterson took his repair crew. This man, remember, was born
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in eighteen ninety nine. How about that for a connection
from the past. He'd been in the Navy over twenty years.
By this time. He had a wife who he adored
and two sons who we also adored. Been in the
navy twenty years. His tanker this is during the Battle
of the Coral Sea. The Japanese dive bombers hit his tanker.
The tanker was in grave danger. He took his repair
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crew down into hell and an attempt to salvage the
ship from going all the way up in flames and
going underneath the waves. Well, like I already said, you
were descending into a world of flame and darkness and
steam and water. And it's just it's just a mixture
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of every horrible way you can imagine, every horrible thing
you can imagine. His entire crew gets wounded or dies.
He is the last man left. Now. I want to
paint this picture for you, and I want you to
imagine what you would do. And you don't have to
tell anybody, you don't have to be ashamed. But he
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was staring at the steam. Past the steam were bulkhead doors,
doors that he had to physically grab close and secure,
and in order to do that, he had to stand
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in the steam. He had to make the conscious choice
in order to save his crew, the entire boat, and
everybody on it. He had to walk into the steam
and not just breeze through it. Okay, hold your breath
really quick, burn a little bit. No, no, no, no no.
He had to stand in it and close these doors
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while his face, arms, everything was melting on him while
he saved this ship. Like I said, the citation, there
are so many citations we read that are grossly inadequate.
Now you understand why this man deserved to have his
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name on a ship a little bit more than Harvey Milk,
and why it's a wonderful thing that this happened, and
we are going to play taps in his honor. Obviously,
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I should also note I think I glossed over this point.
He did not die that day. They actually managed to
get him off the ship he saved who knows how
many lives, and then lived in agony. I don't even
want to think about for two more days before he
finally passed from his wounds. But that's bravery right there. Wow,
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I couldn't do it. That's bravery. All right. Let's move on,
Let's get back. Let's talk some politics. Let's talk about
the rich kid communists who have murdered so many people.
AOC's in the news, this want to be mayor of
New York, other things before we get to that. I
I know you already know this about me, but I
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I can't do technology. That's why I have Jewish producer Chris.
I just I can't. I can't do it. It annoys me.
It's just that I can't. I don't want to do it.
I hated all the buttons and the apps and this
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(12:24):
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Speaker 1 (13:24):
Jesse get the cure for rhinos. He days with the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday,
reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. In fact, let's go to one of
these right now, because AOC is in the news. This
dirty communist men Donnie and New York is in the news.
This guy says, Hey, Oracle, I just saw man Donnie
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interviewed on Meet the Press. He checks us all the
box you've taught us for years, using sugary language to
high the death calleds goals. He comes across as articulate,
even reasonable as he spouts off his agenda for the people.
I bet if a journalists had interviewed young pull Pop
he would have sounded exactly like this. Well, let's talk
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about this again, because this is something we have to
be aware of. The communists. You know how we discussed
in the opening hour about the world of make believe.
They create a world of make believe and maintain a
world of make believe at all times, most almost every really,
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with the exception of Stalin and very few others, almost
every communist dictator, mass murdering piece of trash has been
a rich kid. Did you know that, and you know
what else, Almost every single one of them have lied
about that fact. They grow up wanting for nothing, but
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they need some sort of a struggle, some sort of
of a purpose in life. Maybe they had bad parents,
maybe parents were neglectful, maybe they learned it in school,
but eventually they developed this God complex and their purpose
in life is going to be to lead some sort
of a peasant revolt. That's how they always see themselves.
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In so doing, they kill more people than any other
religion in the history of the world in such a
short period of time. No religion in history has killed
as fast as communism has killed. And almost every single
one of them have been rich kids who pretend they're
not rich kids. This man, Donnie Guy. His mother is
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a or a millionaire, multi multimillionaire director, Bollywood director. His
father is a long tenured professor. This is a human
being who grow up wealthy, nice cars, private planes, first
class in the very least five star hotels. Video of
him eating rice with his hands because he quote feels
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for Third world people, he speaks like this.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
There are also other issues that we firmly believe in,
whether it's BDS right or whether it's the end goal
of seizing the means of production.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Seizing the means of production, he speaks like this, what.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
The purpose is about this entire project. It's not simply
to raise class consciousness, but to win socialism, and obviously
raising class consciousness is a critical part of that.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Did you know AOC isn't from the Bronx. Every time
you turn on the television and you see AOC's face,
she's always I'm from the Bronx, I'm the Bronx. I'm
a Bronx girl. I'm a bro. You don't mess with
the Bronx girl. AOC's from the burbs. Heoc is from
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a place called York Town. Everyone's been making fun of her.
She pretends like she grew up in the hood. ALC
is from suburbia. So why the act, ma'am donnie too.
Why stuff rice into your face with your hands like
some sort of an animal? Why the act? Well, it's
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always an act. They're always spoiled, bitter, little rich kids
who go on to murder people by the million and
feel like they're the good guys while they do it.
And don't do not be dismissive of America's communists, because
this isn't Cambodia, because this isn't China, because this isn't
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the Soviet Union. Our communists here in this country are
every bit as murderous and demonic as any communists who
have ever walked the planet. The only thing they lack
here is the opportunity to do so. Allow me to
introduce you to the potential next Mayor of New York.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Often found as legislation when we go into these courts.
The term violent crime is even used when people are
stealing packages. Violent crime is even used when people are
accused of burglary and there happens to be a housing
unit in that same dwelling. So violence is an artificial construction, right, right,
have to be very clear what's happening here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Violence is an artificial construction, no different than every other communists,
no different than Vladimir Lenin and his Bolsheviks opening up
the Soviet prisons, turning all the rapists and murderers loose,
and then after turning all the rapists and murderers loose
in the Soviet Union, they then use the judges in
the police force to protect the murderers and rapists while
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they arrested the law abiding citizens None of this sounds familiar. Right,
none of this would happen here in the United States
of America. Right. Always, rich kids with God complexes go
on to murder millions. Always. Let's do some emails. Next,
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Monday. So happy
the work week is just starting. Jewish producer Chris isn't
as happy as I am, but I'm thrilled about it.
Let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, I've been listening for
a few years. I also listen to others. Now I
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noticed right away how you identified those on the left
as communists, and you were the only one doing so.
But now everyone is calling the left communists. So just wondering,
how does it feel to truly be the oracle? Okay, one,
they are communists. Okay, let's get that out of the
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way first. They are communists. They have lied about that forever,
and we have to be willing to penetrate the lies. Remember,
the communist lies at all times about everything he believes.
That is how he must operate. Remember, remember, remember, think
our reverence for the truth might become might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
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finding consensus and getting important things done. He's trying to
get things done. He's trying to fight a revolution and
move it forward. His revolution will kill people, it will
hurt people. He knows this. Therefore, whatever he is describing,
he is lying. That's why abortion becomes women's reproductive rights. Okay,
he's lying at all times. So Democrats slowly but surely
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turned into communists over the years. But they understood that
communism wasn't as you don't want that label on you,
especially in the American public, so they lied about it.
The right, as they often do, went along with the lie. Well,
they're progressives there, they're liberal. No, no, no, they're communists.
They are They all want the same thing. They all
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have the exact same end goal in mind. Don't fool yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
There are also other issues that we firmly believe in,
whether it's be right or whether it's the end goal
of seasonal means of production.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
They're all communists, that's one. Two labels are effective. One
of the things Donald Trump has done very very well.
And sometimes it turns you off, and sometimes you like it.
I get that, but he's great at labels. Lion Hillary. Yeah,
he's little Marco. He's a brander. He's spent his entire
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life branding, branding himself, branding others. That stuff can be
stupid and childish, right, ridiculous, but effective, stupid, childish, ridiculous,
call it whatever you want. Effective, You burn that into people.
So let me tell you this. The left, in certain
segments of our population, they've been unbelievably effective labeling you
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as a Nazi, a white supremacist. Did you know that?
You roll your eye. It's ridiculous, it's not true. You'll
say something that's true but also lame. They're the ones
who started the KKK, they're the ones that own slaves.
But that you're totally missing the point. The truth has
nothing to do with it. You've been labeled. Do you
know the portion of the black population in this country
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that believes Republicans are racists and hate black people? Well,
that's not true. No, no, no, no, no no. You're focusing
on the truth when you should focus on how that
mentality got there. That mentality got there by focused lies,
repeated year after year, media segment after media segment, Nazi,
white supremacist, Nazi white supremacist, Nazi white supremacist. While while
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you're rolling your eyes, that lie is being cemented into
the minds of people. It's effective. And while they've been
labeling you a Nazi white supremacist, we've been calling them progressives.
We still have half the American right calling these illegal
foreign barbarians migrants. The right calls the migrants going along
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with their lie, going along with their label. Why did
I call them communists? It's not just because they're communists,
it's because we have to meet that, we have to
match that. If they're calling us Nazis and we're calling
them progressives, we're going to lose. Their people will be
more committed than our people, and we will lose. That's two,
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now three. You said I deserve the credit for this.
That's ridiculous. We all deserve the credit for this. I
have been blessed to get a very large platform that
I don't deserve, and therefore I understand that my voice
may carry it may be carried to more people than yours.
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But I am not the one who has changed this.
I've helped. I'm not going to deny that I'm not
being fake, humble, here I have helped. I've moved that
ball forward, But so have you. Remember that talk we
had earlier. Culture change doesn't actually come from Hollywood, doesn't
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come from this musician. It doesn't come from legislation or Washington, DC.
All those things can help or hurt. Culture is all
of us. It's that meeting you had at work this morning,
It's that discussion you had with your father, it's you
standing up and speaking up in school. Culture is all
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of us. If something has shifted in the culture, and
it really has shifted, hasn't it, I know you notice
it shifted for the better. It's because we all participated
in it, all of us. This is something that communists
have gotten better than we've gotten for an understandable reason.
They're collectivists. They believe they're herd animals, as I've described
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many times. They believe in the herd. So they believe
if we all do a little something in the end,
it will have great p the right And I'm glad
we're this way. I'm glad you're this way. We are
more individualistic. If you will no no, no no, you
do it yourself, pick yourself up, you change it yourself.
That mentality can be wonderful for some things. But if
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you're trying to adjust language, if you're trying to adjust culture,
if you're trying to just change the political environment, Gosh,
I'm gonna sound like a fruity hippie. It really does
take all of us, it does. It takes all of us.
We all participated. I also participated. Again, I'm not being
fake humble, but we all participated. Jesse, your show is
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invading my dreams. I had a dream about fighting a cheetah.
The dream cheata have me around the throat, but he
had human hands. I escaped, but only after I wondered
how would Jesse deal with this? Thanks for fighting the
good fight. Look, I will take full credit for this.
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You now know how to fight cheetahs because of this show.
All the years of watching these wilderness documentaries which have
all been taken over by the freaks. Now, I won't
get into that in a moment, all that time at
Zoo's also taken over by the freaks. Did anybody ever
sit down and take the time to teach you how
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to defeat a cheetah in single combat, in hand to
hand combat? No, but I did. I took time out
of my day what Chris, time out of my day
to teach everybody something that may keep you alive one day.
Oh and on that note, I know I've gone off
on this before, but I have to say it again
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because we recently went to in It wasn't even a zoo,
it was an aquarium, But when we were in New
Orleans we went to an aquarium. I don't know at
what point every zoo and aquarium in the country got
taken over by the fruitcake climate change nutters, but it
is so unbelievably brutal to be just waterboarded by the
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end the save the Earth crap every time you're just
going to try and enjoy some wildlife and teach the
kids about things you have to be lectured about your
suv and recycling and sustainable coffee beans or whatever new
thing these hippie freaks are on today. It's awful. I
grew up watching Marty Stalfer wildlife shows with my dad.
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It was one of the few things my dad would
watch on television. He wanted to Chris, don't ever say
who when I talk about Marty Staffer Anyway, I grew
up watching He's a nature guy. Chris, what do you mean,
who is he? He was a crop hunter, only he
didn't feel the need to have a spitting cobra spit
in his face. He was a nature guy. He was
always out there in nature talking about animals. And look up,
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Marty Stufer, Chris, gosh, you're such a child. I pity you,
Marty Stalford. He might be Jewish? Is that a jew
Ish Dame, Chris? How do you not know? Isn't there
like a list you people?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Anyway? Either way, Marty Stalfer, I grew up watching nature
shows and it was just you know, lions and tigers
and bears and stuff like that. Now you can watch
two seconds of an animal doing something cool or something wild,
and then you're gonna have some freak. Normally a British voice.
I don't know why, but those Limeys love doing this.
Normally a British voice lecturing you about the pulit bear.
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The pular bears are almost all gone. Oh shut up.
The polar bears have been almost all gone for my
entire forty three years, and yet they still continue to
soldier on. Sorry, I didn't mean to get distracted. We
should talk about being proud to be an American I
think we should first check in on Minneapolis and see
how see how all this mass immigration stuff is going.
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Before we do that, let's get you that employee you've
been looking for. I know you're stressed. It's stressful when
you're looking for somebody, because hiring the wrong person it
really makes your whole life worse. It's not just that
it makes work worse, the bottom line worse. You carry
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Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's a scream Baby Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Monday,
and we'll get to being proud to be an American
and the difference between the two parties, which is pretty stark.
But before we get to the emails, I promised you this.
After all, it is Independence Day coming up this Friday,
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is it not? Minneapolis started Independence Day a little bit early.
Let's check in on.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
This somebody somebody, Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's weird. I didn't hear any Toby Keith, I did. Uh,
didn't hear any Thomas Jefferson quotes. What hold on? Let
me check my paper? What Independence Day? Where they still? Oh?
That was some Mollian independence day anyway, Just to remind that,
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mind the imports. You don't have to let everybody into
your country. In fact, if you let people into your
country in mass it's because you don't love it. Always
remember the test, the ultimate test on every issue. I'm
more passionate about many issues, by the way, but there
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is no other issue that is the ultimate test of
your patriotism. How many people do you want to come
into your country from foreign lands? If you are well,
we should let everybody in. It's because you hate your country.
You can tell how much you love a place based
on how open you want the entry requirements to be.
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You are restrictive about who you let in your home,
your children's school, maybe belonged to some sort of a
golf club or country club. You want there to be
restrictions on who can or can't come in. Why because
you love those places. The reason you're okay with anybody
coming to America, after all, we're a melting pot, it's
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because you don't actually care about it. That's fact. There
should never be this in an American city.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Effort somebody, somebody, Why do we have it?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
His Democrats are evil demons who want to burn down
the country. And because Republicans want the cheap labor and
very nice, it would be very very I want to
be seen as nice. After all. My youth pastor, when
he was doing a little dance on Sunday, told me
the Bible says we should let all the immigrants in, which,
by the way, is nothing close to what the Bible says,
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But that's what he told me in the middle of
the rock concert. It's what Jesus would want. Good grief,
dear men, you whisper. My girlfriend and I often argue
over the merits of food delivery services. She loves to
use these, despite their exorbitant costs. I hate them. I've
never had a good meal from one. It requires too
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many links in the chain of custody. The order is
either always messed up, cold or spilled all over the place.
Please weigh in, all right, I'm not going to be
a hypocrite. I have told you before that I buy
lunch for me and the fellas every single day, and
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we don't have the manpower here to have someone go
get it, so someone has to deliver it. We have
a food delivery almost every single day, really, every single day,
Monday through Friday here at the studio, so I can
hardly get here. Get on here and tell you that
it's bad. But I will tell you this. I have
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learned some valuable lessons that may or may not help you.
The first one is cheeseburgers. You cannot get a cheeseburger
delivered unless you have one of these two things. A
it is wrapped properly. Cheeseburgers do not travel well for
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very long. If you get one of these restaurants that
knows what they're doing and they wrap it in kind
of that foil stuff, now that will work. You can
get that there is this incredible cheeseburger place here in
our area that I will not name because I don't
want to. I'm about to bad mouth them, and I
love them. But when you sit down, they're famous for
their burgers, famous for them. People come from all around
to eat their burgers. They finally showed up on the
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delivery service. We got excited. We ordered it one day.
Chris knows exactly what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, that's right, Chris.
We were so excited, but they were a little far.
They got to us garbage. They didn't wrap the burger.
They threw it in a styrofoam container. Send it to
us garbage. You have to be careful with cheeseburger, so
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either a they have to be rapped properly or b
the location of the restaurant is important. If they're not
rapped properly, they better be someplace really, really really close.
This was a long way of saying I like food
delivery services not because they make it convenient, because those
are generally great people who are busting their butts who
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deliver it, and so treat them well. Tip them well,
that's a little tidbit. Tip them well. But actually that's
another point I'm about to make to you about food
delivery services on the app. Now you can pre tip
people more. Don't do that. I have told you I've
tried to pick up my tipping. I'm generally a good
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tipper anyway, but I've tried to pick it up in
recent years. I know people are struggling. I have noticed
this very disappointing fact, but a fact. Nonetheless, if I
pre tip too much, then the drivers will compete and
they'll try to select my order first because they see
you pre tip. And then I mean, there'll be ten
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minutes away from the restaurant, my food will get cold.
They'll just select it because they want the tip, and
I'll get garbage food tip well after, if they are polite,
they get it to You Tip those people as well
as you can. I know people have different financial means,
as well as you possibly can. And finally I mentioned
the burgers. You have to pick food that travels pasta
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travels well. Seafood eh, not so much. Okay, so travels well. Actually, really,
most Mexican food, I would argue travels well. Pizza, of
course travels well. Some things do not. You have to
pick the right kind of food you have to pick
it from the right location, and do not pre tip
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in a large way. I'm not saying give them no
pre tip at all. You have to give them some
kind of a tip or you're gonna risk them spitting
in your food or something like that. Post tip as
much as you can there. How about that, Chris, and
I forget any tidbits on there. I think I pretty
much summed it all up. We're about experts by now. Also,
here's another tip. Switch to pure Talk so you have
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more money to tip your driver. Because when we switch
from T Mobile to Pure Talk, our phone bill got
cut in half half. I remember because I used to
get text notifications when our bill was due for T Mobile,
and I remember just being staggered every month for some reason.
It shocked me every month, thinking this is what it
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costs for four phone lines. You know what Pure Talk's
been doing leading up to Independence Day, sending American flags
out to veterans so they can wave them proudly on
Independence Day. And this is the kind of company that
will save you money. You can keep your phone, keep
your phone number. It's easy. You have to make a
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phone call. You realize you can do this with a
phone call. You can do this during the break, and
you'll speak to an American dial pound two five zero
and say Jesse Kelly. You won't have to hear this. Instead,
you'll hear somebody in English speaking politely to you pound
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two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
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