January 5, 2026 • 36 mins
It’s going to be very hard to establish any kind of normalcy in Venezuela. What are we doing with Venezuela now that we have Maduro?Do the people want democracy?Tim Walz’s fall from grace. A crime family’s number one priority is to protect itself.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Monday. We'll talk some more Venezuela stuff, colonialism,
all this stuff that. There's a bunch of things to
go on this hour, including emails about it all. We'll
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talk about Tim Walls bouncing out of the race, so
much more. But you know what time it is. It's
been a couple weeks and I missed it. It's Medal
of Honor Monday time. We take a hero who earned
a medal of honor for you new listeners every Monday,
started the second hour, and we read his citation. We
remember the man, we remember his deeds. We remember that. Look,
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you don't always go to a far off land and
go into the middle of Caracas and pull off an
operation without anybody dying. That's not normally how it goes.
The other guys have guns. Two Sometimes you go and
don't come back. We got this email. We take email suggestions. Jesse.
I saw an article the other day about the cancelation
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of the m ten Booker Tank program. Normally I wouldn't
think twice about such a story, but this one bumms
me out. I lived in Central Nebraska for ten years.
In a week before we moved to Kansas, we were
sitting around the fire with our neighbors, the Bookers, and
they mentioned the Defense Department had been in contact with
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them about naming a tank in part after my neighbour's uncle,
Robert D. Booker of Callaway, Nebraska, who was posthumously awarded
the Medal of Honor for his actions in North Africa
World War Two. It's disappointing that the m ten Booker
has and scrapped, but a Medal of Honor Monday would
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be awesome. I love the show. Said. His name is Kurt.
All Right, Kurt, let's learn about Robert D. Booker born
July eleventh, nineteen twenty in Callawai, Nebraska. Shall we hey
honoring those who went above and beyond? It's Medal of
Honor Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk
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of life, above and beyond the call of duty in action.
On the ninth of April nineteen forty three, in the
vicinity of Fon Duke, Tunisia, Private Booker, while engaged in
action against the enemy, carried a light machine gun in
a box of ammunition over two hundred yards of open ground.
He continued to advance despite the fact that two enemy
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machine guns and several mortars were using him as an
individual target, although enemy artillery also began to register on him.
Upon reaching his objective, he immediately commenced firing. After being wounded.
He silenced one enemy machine gun and was beginning to
fire at the other when he received a second mortal wound.
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With his last remaining strength, he encouraged the members of
his squad and directed their fire. Private Booker act without
acted without regard for his own safety. His initiative encourage
against insurmountable odds are an example of the highest standard
of self sacrifice and fidelity to duty. It was a
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short one, but the man gave his life for this country,
and as usual, we will honor him with taps. Rest
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in peace, brother. All right, now to wrap up this
Venezuela stuff, because there are other things I want to
get to, the tim Walls stuff and your emails and edit.
I'll get to those in a moment. Now we should
understand something we have taken out the leadership of Venezuela.
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Their military leaders are, of course talking tough like they
all do. It's like every Middle Eastern dictator, you know,
we will rankwash the infidels and then they all just
promptly go die. Right, and they're all talking the same
way in Venezuela. Right now, we're going to fight back.
We're gonna fight back. We're gonna fight back. But we
have their president, we have their first lady, we have
their country surrounded. And Trump said this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So we are going to run the country until such
time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition.
Then it has to be judicious, because that's what we're
all about. We want peace, liberty, and justice for the
great people of Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, now comes the hard part. It's not that the
military part was easy. It was cool, it was amazing,
it was so impressive. Other militaries couldn't pull it off.
All all those things are true. But now we have
to make something out of nothing. Remember Maduro stole his
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last election. That's pretty well established. Even Democrats admit that.
But Hugo Chavez, the original communist dictator of Venezuela. By
most accounts, he was elected legitimately the people of Venezuela
for a variety of reasons decided that they wanted a
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socialist leader. Now, how happy, how sad are the people
about Maduro leaving? I don't know. There's all sorts of
conflicting reports out there. Remember to question everything you see
on the internet. Everyone likes to post videos now on
the Internet of Venezuelan people celebrating. I've got bad news
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for you. Most of those videos are not Venezuelan people celebrating.
They're a they're old videos. What do we have now,
what do we have in our possession? Well, if you
want to do the Monroe doctrine, which clearly the Trump
administration does want to do, and it's correct to want that,
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now you have to install a government there that has
to do two things, and these two things may very
well conflict with each other. It has to a satisfy
the will of the Venezuelan people, after all, it's their country.
But b it has to be a government that is
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not hostile to the United States of America. That's not easy.
That's not easy at all. It's easy on a macro
level to break things. It always has been. That's why
the communists have been so successful with their revolution. Here
we have this wonderful country. They want to burn it down.
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It's easy to burn things down. It's hard to build
a statue. Think about think about just a statue. Think
about having to come up with the idea, the design
for it, think about acquiring the materials. You have to
find the person or persons who can actually construct it
for you. Once you get the statue constructed, then you
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have to get it to where it's going. You have
to get the foundation down. You have to put the
thing up. You have to. It's hard, it's costly, it's
time consuming. How much time does it take to tear
it down? Not much. It's easy to break things. It's
another thing entirely to make things. We not only obviously
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want to do this in Venezuela, well, now we have
to do this in Venezuela because we've taken away their president.
We want to do this in Cuba, Colombia. Mex Cuba
is ready to fall.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, Cuba looks like it's ready to fall. I don't
know how if they're can hold out.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
By the way, you have to do something with Mexico.
Mexico has to get there act together because they're pouring
through Mexico and we're gonna have to do something.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We love Mexico to do it. They're capable of doing it,
but unfortunately the cartels are very strong in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
How simple as a president.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
So Columbian President Gustavo Petro, a couple of weeks ago,
you said he's got to watch it, and today he
said he's not concerned about anything happening to him in
the aftermath of this operation.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So just what your message.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Is, Well, he has cocaine mills, he has a factories
where he makes cocaine, and yeah, I think I stick
by my first statement. He's making cocaine, they're sending it
into the United States, so he does have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, I'm all about this Monroe doctin stuff. I am.
If we're done adventuring in dumps like Afghanistan and Iraq,
sounds good to me. If we're going to take back
control of our hemisphere. So the communists are not going
to set up shop on our doorstep. Count me in.
But don't think this is going to be as easy
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as Delta Force taken out a president and then a
press conference saying we're going to run it. This is
almost undoubtedly going to involve a military presence in places
like Venezuela. What kind of opportunity does that present global
communists if we have a military presence there. And there's
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another aspect to this maybe you haven't thought of. Might
make you WinCE a little, And then we'll do some
emails before we get to that other thing. Let's get
to this. I have made one of the most cliche
New Year's resolutions in the history of mankind. It's lame.
Go ahead and roll your eyes now before I even
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say it. You ready, I told my family that I'm
going to make twenty twenty six the healthiest year I've
had in years. Shut up, Chris. No one wants to
hear from you right now, and I mean it, though
I would like you to join me. I'm not asking
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you to be some fitness freak. I'm not. I'm not
asking you to eat beans sprouts for every meal. I
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dot com. We'll get to emails in a moment. Let
me finish this up.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We're gonna run Venezuela. We're gonna run it until we
can hand over power to someone the people accept and
someone who will be a lot more pliable, if you
will with the United States of America and our wishes. Okay,
have we thought about this? Have we thought about the
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fact that Democrats are so subversive, so anti American, that
the Trump administration chose not to brief them on the
raid beforehand because they knew Democrats would leak that raid
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to the media. Now, think about this. If that raid
had been known ahead of time, our men would have died,
at least some of them to tell the enemy ahead
of time, the time and place where you're coming. Guarantees
American troops dead, guarantees somebody's son, husband, father, dies. And
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Democrats are so anti American, so subversive that Trump administration
didn't even tell them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maduro is a horrible, horrible person.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
But you don't treat lawlessness with other lawlessness. And that's
what's happened here. That's why they're all freaking out about it.
That's why they're all mad headline Ruby go to Democrats
who wanted Congress to approve maduro capture quote, couldn't afford leaks.
It was just simply known. It's just accepted in Washington, DC.
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Democrats hate America so much that they would have leaked
the raid to kill our troops so Donald Trump would
look bad. And by the way, I should note, still
somebody leaked it allegedly to media outlets. Still word got through.
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Now this is all alleged. Right now, I should note
that if they do find that leaker, there are only
two appropriate courses of action. Arrest that person, try that person,
and execute them on live television. That's treason, that's open
trees and against the United States of America. That's an
effort to get our troops killed. You should kill that
person and kill them publicly. If you don't kill that
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person publicly, I mean arrest them, try them and kill
them publicly. You should leak that person's name to Delta.
For that, I promise you they will handle things from
there in their own way. That's the only course of action.
But set all that aside. We now have to run Venezuela.
Democrats were going to leak the raid to get our
troops killed before the raid. Think how complicated and difficult
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it's going to be to establish an entirely new form
of government in Venezuela. This is with China angry about
the whole thing. China is furious already putting out public
statements international law. Russia, we have been very publicly sending
weapons over to Ukraine to kill Russian troops for years now.
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How willing do you think Russia would be to get
some stuff in there to kill our troops in Venezuela.
And that that, combined with the fact that one of
our two major political parties wants us to fail in
venezuzl here's Senator Chris van Holland Maryland.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Those Democrats really should come out on the record. Let's
have a debate. This is not a win for the
American people. Running Venezuela and talking about putting American lives
at risk to go into Columbia or Cuba or wherever
it may be, is not in our interests.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
How quickly do you think Chris van Holland will work
with the enemy to subvert what we're trying to do
and get our people killed to score political points are
eroad ahead? Would be extremely difficult if we had two
parties at home who at least all loved the country.
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Of course, screw ups and dumb and corrupt and all
the things that politicians generally are anyway, but if at
least you could agree on, hey, we all love America.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You think back to World War Two, there were differences
between Democrats and Republicans. You're not leaking information to the
Nazis and back channels if you're a Republican back then
to get troops killed just so you can hurt FDR's
poll numbers. That's not something that you would do. But
that is very much where we are here in the
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United States of America, and Republicans know it. The Republicans
in Washington, d C. Know it. You couldn't risk telling
even the highest ranking Democrats about this raid, because you
knew either they or someone who works for them would
have leaked it to the media or leaked it directly
to Venezuela to get our troops killed. We now have
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to operate a regime change operation in foreign lands with
that level of subversion back home. To say I'm concerned
would be putting it mildly. I'm very concerned, and I've
expressed this to you before. I don't think the United
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States of America, because of the Democrat Party today and
how sick and demonic it is, I do not believe
the United States of America could possibly prosecute a large
scale foreign war of any kind because I think Democrats
would try to make us lose. That's a tough place
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to be, isn't it. All Right? You have a bunch
of emails. I haven't done a single one. I've been
gone for two weeks. We're going to knock out some emails.
Then we'll come back. We'll talk about Tim Walls, will
even make fun of New York City. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, Vaccian,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
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Let's do some emails. I'm way behind Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Jesse explain how this trial for Maduro
is going to work? All right? Right, so stop for
a second. I have the exact same concerns you have.
Maduro is currently sitting in New York City, New York City,
corrupt communists, all these communist judges. What's the trial going
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to look like? What's the jury going to look like?
I don't know, No, nobody knows how that's going to
turn out. The trial portion of it is not what
actually matters most because even if he's found not guilty,
he's not going to be reinstalled into Columbia somewhere. He'll
go into exile. In China, he'll go into exile and
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maybe Cuba. That might not last long. Don't worry about
that right now. The trial part of it again kind
of a side thing. They were working out a legal
justification for it. The reason, part of the reason the
Trump administration continues to cite drugs, it's not that they
don't care about drugs. They do care about drugs. They do,
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to their credit, they care about it. Part of the
reason they continue to cite that is they're calling these people. Terrorists.
Cartels are terrorist organizations. This is now a terrorist organization. Hey,
the government of Venezuela it's run by the Cartel of
the Suns. That's a terrorist organization. When you designate somebody
because of all the various laws and things we've done,
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when you designate somebody as a terrorist, as a terrorist organization,
it gives you freedom to do things you wouldn't otherwise
be allowed to do. All right. That when they say terrorists,
it comes back to drugs. They said, hey, they're dealing drugs.
That's terrorism. You're now terrorists. That's that's the legal justification
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they're using to doing things they're doing. All right, Jesse,
great mission to get Maduro, but they didn't get his
VP or the other top people. Won't they just now
lightened or tighten up their illegal hold on power? Okay?
Kind of. Maybe Rubio had a back and forth on
I think it was Meet the Press, NBC's Meet the Press.
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He had a back and forth on this, talking about, well,
we're not going to have a country like Venezuela and
our hemisphere, and then she's pushing back here was her
or no it's not NBC, Sorry, it's the CBS. What
is it called? What's her stupid face? The Nation? Margaret
Brennan face the Nation.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
He's still in place. The Defense minister who is deep
ties to Russia, fifteen million dollar price on his head,
he is still in place. I'm confused. Are they still
wanted by the United States? Why didn't you arrest them?
If you are taking out the narco terrorist regime.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
You're confused. I don't know why that's confusing. They're still
in simple we're not going to go in and they
wrap up. You're gonna but yeah, but you can't go
You're going to go in and suck up five people.
They're already complaining about this one operation. Imagine the howels
we would have from everybody else if we actually had
to go and stay there four days to capture four
other people. We got the top priority. The number one
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person on the list was the guy who all.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Right, the VP's hiding out in Russia. Venezuela is already
apparently they're out there rounding up anyone they think might
have been involved, pulling their fingernails out, all the lovely
stuff they do down in that part of the world.
All Right, it's really really bad. Don't ever underestimate the
importance of sending a message. I mentioned at the end
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of last hour. I mentioned that as soon as they
had a communist takeover and they seized assets that belonged
to American companies, oil assets, if we couldn't take them back,
we should have nuked them right there. Not actually nuclear weapons,
but we should have just destroyed all of them, carpet
bomb them all out of existence. Why, well, that'd be expensive.
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Of what's the You have to send a message. You
have to send a message to the world. You don't
get to take our stuff and then use our stuff. No, no, no, no, no,
that doesn't work that way. Other people get the message.
Did you know you probably already do. There was a
Chinese delegation in Caracas when this operation went down. They
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were physically there in Caracas. They had just showed up. Boom,
we come in and steal the president out. What kind
of a message do you think that sends to China?
In China, that culture, they need messages like that, showing strength,
showing weakness. These things are extremely important, sending a message.
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I realize government's like Columbia right now, Colombian president's talking tough. Well,
come get me I'm not worried. Believe me, that's a lie.
He's very, very worried. If the United States of America
has the ability to completely dissate, we shut off the
power of the country, We disabled all your radar systems.
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We walked into your highly secured compound in the middle
of the night and black bagged your president and his
freaking wife without losing somebody. That sent a message to
everyone else on planet Earth about what can happen to you,
because here's what happens, especially when you're in power. All
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these all these Venezuelan's talking tough right now, they're all
not sleeping well because previously, I don't know, seventy two
hours ago, how long ago was this raided, ninety six
hours ago? You know what they're looking around and you
know what they see, armored cars everywhere. Look at all
these guys with guns. Look. I mean, sure America could
hurt us, they could blow up a ship here, or
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they could blockade this or there. But me personally, my
personal safety, it's all but guaranteed. Did you see It's
really cool if you go look at it. By the way,
did you see the aerial picture of the compound where
Maduro was. It was in the middle of the freaking
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jungle in the mountains. It was completely secured by his
peace in the middle of the jungle, and we went
in there and just stole him and killed all his
security personnel. What I'm trying to say is it's an
understandable concern. Hey, they still have a vice president who's
alive and in Russia, and they still have this general
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who's talking tough, and their defense secretaries of course talking
a lot of mess on TV. We will never give up. Oh,
I know the blusters coming hot and heavy. They're all
afraid right now, all of them. We just sent a
message to everybody, you should be concerned if we're upset,
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and that's a very important message. It was like the
opposite of it. Think about the opposite of it, the
Afghanistan collapse. We looked so bad, We looked weak. The
Taliban are throwing military parades, driving US equipment with our weapons.
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It made us looks so bad, and the rest of
the world, China and Russia included, they took notice of that.
That's the wrong message. You look weak, you look incompetent.
Other people watch that and they think, okay, I can
do something here. What's one of the reasons kruz Chef
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started getting bold enough to move nuclear weapons into Cuba.
Back in the day, he met with John F. Kennedy
thought he was weak, and Kennedy didn't turn out to
be weak right in the end we worked it out.
But Khruschef had a personal one on one meeting with
Kennedy and said, oh, yeah, we're good to go. Let's
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get some nukes in Cuba. This kid is small, he's young,
he doesn't have what it takes. We'll push this kid
around one meeting, and kruse Chef decided, Yeah, America's weak.
Sending a message matters. I know I didn't clean out
all the gunk, but sending a message matters, all right, Jesse,
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Happy New Year, the Breast, the Breast. The best Christmas
gift is having you return on air Live. Looking forward
to listening you in twenty twenty six with more political insight,
comically dry humor, amazing history features. As a matter of fact,
I was thinking maybe you could discuss the Battle of
Hastings in the Norman Conquest of ten sixty six. I
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am strongly considering the Battle of Hastings because it's one
a very very cool battle, and two not many people
know much about it. All right, well, we'll touch on
Tim Walls, Minnesota, the smally fraud stuff. Hang up, you're
listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is
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the Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic, fantastic money. We
already did Medal of honor Monday. We docked all kinds
of Venezuelas stuff. Missed. Any of that you can download
at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So let's talk about Tim Walls.
What a fall from grace. Huh? Think about think about this.
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Five minutes ago, Tim Walls, he was the VP nominee
for the Democrat Party of the United States of America.
Now we all know Kamala Harris Dome. She got blown
out in the election. I know that. You know that
I got it. But a couple things go wrong here,
a couple things go wrong there. Dome wins that election,
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and Tim Walls is now one heartbeat away from the presidency.
Tim Walls, governor of Minnesota, was a big deal to
be a governor. Today steps up announces he's not running
for re election. Of course, he's always blaming Trump and
everything else.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
I don't want to minch words here. Donald Trump and
his ally in Washington and in Saint Paul and online
want to make our state a colder, meaner place. They
want to poison our people against each other by attacking
our neighbors, and ultimately they want to take away much
of what makes Minnesota the best place in the country
to raise a family.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Now, I've seen a lot of confusion today on why
Tim Walls would do this. Why would Tim Walls resign?
Why would he will not resign? But why would he
announce he's not running again? And I've seen people say, well,
Tim Walls is owning it. Remember we haven't had this
stock in a while. The system, the system being the
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communist system where they've infiltrated most of the institutions and
they all work together now to destroy America and loot
the treasury. That is the system. It is most easy
for me to think about it as if it's a
mafia family, an organized crime family. What is priority one
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for an organized crime family at all times protecting itself?
There is nobody, including who you might think of as
the boss of an organized crime family, who is bigger
or more powerful, or more important than the family protecting itself.
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Do you remember, I'd like to joke because I'm stupid
and arrogant about being an oracle. That's why I call
myself an oracle. But you do remember when I called
it a long time before it happened that Joe Biden
would not run for reelection. Do you remember what I said?
I said, he won't run, he won't be allowed to run. Now,
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how did I call that? Because I'm not an oracle
and I do not have a high IQ at all,
how did I call it? How do I know that? Well,
the Democrat Party, they are the communist revolution in the
United States of America. They are the system. Joe Biden,
even as sitting president, is not more powerful than the system.
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And Joe Biden, due to his dreadful poll numbers, threatened
the system's power. And so Joe Biden got a little
talking to. It was Nancy Pelosi, it was other board members,
other bosses, if you will, in our communist system, they
sat down old Papa Joe. I'm sure there were threats.
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I'm sure there were bribes. We'll never know all the details,
but what we do know is Joe Biden was not
asked to step out Joe Biden was told step out.
Thanks for your services. Joe, Bye bye. There is nobody
no communists in this country, no elected democrat, no communist
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in corporate America, finance media, anywhere. There is nobody who
is larger and more important than the system doing what
its number one goal is, and that's protecting itself. That
all this Samali fraud stuff, it's not just that it's
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hurting Tim Walls. This Smali fraud stuff. It what it
did was it broke containment from the political bubble that
you and I live in. We're the hyperinformed, right, We're
the ones that are even on Christmas vacation, We're browsing
the news every day. We're thinking about things that's you though.
You're weird. I'm weird. We're weird people, normies. They were
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all just watching football, this one, go to church, travel
to meet family, watching football, have a Christmas Ham. They
didn't care about politics. But when they're having a hard
time making ends meet and they find out every single
person apparently we've brought here from Somalia. It's not everyone,
but every single person we've brought here from Somalia has
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been leeching off the taxpayer while they're having a hard
time making ends meet. It made normies furious. I hung
out with normies my entire Christmas break. They were all
spitting mad about it. It broke containment and it got
to the normies. Well, what happens is if it gets
If anything gets the normies, stuff that makes Republicans look
bad or Democrats look bad, that's doom for that political party.
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Tim Walls, he didn't own anything. I guarantee you. Maybe
we'll find out one day, maybe we won't. I guarantee you.
Tim Wall's got a phone call. Tim Walls got up
an uncomfortable knock at the door by a messenger, maybe
a powerful person, maybe a messenger of a powerful a
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powerful person, and it went something like this, Tim, this
smali fraud. Stuff looks bad from what I hear. As
more stuff comes out, it's gonna look even worse. It's
making the family look bad. Tim, we can't have the
family look bad. Tim, you need to go and look.
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He's a governor, he's been a loyal servant of the system.
I'm sure there was probably an offer made as well.
Tim Walls will end up making two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars a year teaching one class a week at
the University of Minnesota or something like that. Tim Walls
to make half a million dollars a year sitting on
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the board of the League of Trainees or whatever new
communist organization there is out there. I'm sure there's a
little something. The wet his beak on the way out
the door. Hey, you gotta give up the governor's mansion.
Sorry about that, Tim, We can't have your bring the
family down. But again, just like a mafia family. Hey,
you're going down. You gotta go to prison for twenty years.
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You start squealing, well we might have to kill you,
maybe your wife too. If you just be a good
soldier and shut your mouth and go off to prison.
Your kids we'll buy them a car, will pay for
their college. Your wife won't be hurting. Be a good
soldier now and shut your mouth. Then go off to
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the pen. The communists run it as if it's a
mafia family. They are all expendable, every single one of them.
And the second you threaten the safety of the system,
you're done. That's it. Doesn't matter what your prior service is.
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Monday. We'll talk some more Venezuela stuff, colonialism,
all this stuff that. There's a bunch of things to
go on this hour, including emails about it all. We'll
(00:32):
talk about Tim Walls bouncing out of the race, so
much more. But you know what time it is. It's
been a couple weeks and I missed it. It's Medal
of Honor Monday time. We take a hero who earned
a medal of honor for you new listeners every Monday,
started the second hour, and we read his citation. We
remember the man, we remember his deeds. We remember that. Look,
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you don't always go to a far off land and
go into the middle of Caracas and pull off an
operation without anybody dying. That's not normally how it goes.
The other guys have guns. Two Sometimes you go and
don't come back. We got this email. We take email suggestions. Jesse.
I saw an article the other day about the cancelation
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of the m ten Booker Tank program. Normally I wouldn't
think twice about such a story, but this one bumms
me out. I lived in Central Nebraska for ten years.
In a week before we moved to Kansas, we were
sitting around the fire with our neighbors, the Bookers, and
they mentioned the Defense Department had been in contact with
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them about naming a tank in part after my neighbour's uncle,
Robert D. Booker of Callaway, Nebraska, who was posthumously awarded
the Medal of Honor for his actions in North Africa
World War Two. It's disappointing that the m ten Booker
has and scrapped, but a Medal of Honor Monday would
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be awesome. I love the show. Said. His name is Kurt.
All Right, Kurt, let's learn about Robert D. Booker born
July eleventh, nineteen twenty in Callawai, Nebraska. Shall we hey
honoring those who went above and beyond? It's Medal of
Honor Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk
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of life, above and beyond the call of duty in action.
On the ninth of April nineteen forty three, in the
vicinity of Fon Duke, Tunisia, Private Booker, while engaged in
action against the enemy, carried a light machine gun in
a box of ammunition over two hundred yards of open ground.
He continued to advance despite the fact that two enemy
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machine guns and several mortars were using him as an
individual target, although enemy artillery also began to register on him.
Upon reaching his objective, he immediately commenced firing. After being wounded.
He silenced one enemy machine gun and was beginning to
fire at the other when he received a second mortal wound.
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With his last remaining strength, he encouraged the members of
his squad and directed their fire. Private Booker act without
acted without regard for his own safety. His initiative encourage
against insurmountable odds are an example of the highest standard
of self sacrifice and fidelity to duty. It was a
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short one, but the man gave his life for this country,
and as usual, we will honor him with taps. Rest
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in peace, brother. All right, now to wrap up this
Venezuela stuff, because there are other things I want to
get to, the tim Walls stuff and your emails and edit.
I'll get to those in a moment. Now we should
understand something we have taken out the leadership of Venezuela.
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Their military leaders are, of course talking tough like they
all do. It's like every Middle Eastern dictator, you know,
we will rankwash the infidels and then they all just
promptly go die. Right, and they're all talking the same
way in Venezuela. Right now, we're going to fight back.
We're gonna fight back. We're gonna fight back. But we
have their president, we have their first lady, we have
their country surrounded. And Trump said this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So we are going to run the country until such
time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition.
Then it has to be judicious, because that's what we're
all about. We want peace, liberty, and justice for the
great people of Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, now comes the hard part. It's not that the
military part was easy. It was cool, it was amazing,
it was so impressive. Other militaries couldn't pull it off.
All all those things are true. But now we have
to make something out of nothing. Remember Maduro stole his
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last election. That's pretty well established. Even Democrats admit that.
But Hugo Chavez, the original communist dictator of Venezuela. By
most accounts, he was elected legitimately the people of Venezuela
for a variety of reasons decided that they wanted a
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socialist leader. Now, how happy, how sad are the people
about Maduro leaving? I don't know. There's all sorts of
conflicting reports out there. Remember to question everything you see
on the internet. Everyone likes to post videos now on
the Internet of Venezuelan people celebrating. I've got bad news
(06:55):
for you. Most of those videos are not Venezuelan people celebrating.
They're a they're old videos. What do we have now,
what do we have in our possession? Well, if you
want to do the Monroe doctrine, which clearly the Trump
administration does want to do, and it's correct to want that,
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now you have to install a government there that has
to do two things, and these two things may very
well conflict with each other. It has to a satisfy
the will of the Venezuelan people, after all, it's their country.
But b it has to be a government that is
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not hostile to the United States of America. That's not easy.
That's not easy at all. It's easy on a macro
level to break things. It always has been. That's why
the communists have been so successful with their revolution. Here
we have this wonderful country. They want to burn it down.
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It's easy to burn things down. It's hard to build
a statue. Think about think about just a statue. Think
about having to come up with the idea, the design
for it, think about acquiring the materials. You have to
find the person or persons who can actually construct it
for you. Once you get the statue constructed, then you
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have to get it to where it's going. You have
to get the foundation down. You have to put the
thing up. You have to. It's hard, it's costly, it's
time consuming. How much time does it take to tear
it down? Not much. It's easy to break things. It's
another thing entirely to make things. We not only obviously
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want to do this in Venezuela, well, now we have
to do this in Venezuela because we've taken away their president.
We want to do this in Cuba, Colombia. Mex Cuba
is ready to fall.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, Cuba looks like it's ready to fall. I don't
know how if they're can hold out.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
By the way, you have to do something with Mexico.
Mexico has to get there act together because they're pouring
through Mexico and we're gonna have to do something.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We love Mexico to do it. They're capable of doing it,
but unfortunately the cartels are very strong in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
How simple as a president.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
So Columbian President Gustavo Petro, a couple of weeks ago,
you said he's got to watch it, and today he
said he's not concerned about anything happening to him in
the aftermath of this operation.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So just what your message.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Is, Well, he has cocaine mills, he has a factories
where he makes cocaine, and yeah, I think I stick
by my first statement. He's making cocaine, they're sending it
into the United States, so he does have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, I'm all about this Monroe doctin stuff. I am.
If we're done adventuring in dumps like Afghanistan and Iraq,
sounds good to me. If we're going to take back
control of our hemisphere. So the communists are not going
to set up shop on our doorstep. Count me in.
But don't think this is going to be as easy
(10:15):
as Delta Force taken out a president and then a
press conference saying we're going to run it. This is
almost undoubtedly going to involve a military presence in places
like Venezuela. What kind of opportunity does that present global
communists if we have a military presence there. And there's
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another aspect to this maybe you haven't thought of. Might
make you WinCE a little, And then we'll do some
emails before we get to that other thing. Let's get
to this. I have made one of the most cliche
New Year's resolutions in the history of mankind. It's lame.
Go ahead and roll your eyes now before I even
(10:58):
say it. You ready, I told my family that I'm
going to make twenty twenty six the healthiest year I've
had in years. Shut up, Chris. No one wants to
hear from you right now, and I mean it, though
I would like you to join me. I'm not asking
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you to be some fitness freak. I'm not. I'm not
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dot com. We'll get to emails in a moment. Let
me finish this up.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We're gonna run Venezuela. We're gonna run it until we
can hand over power to someone the people accept and
someone who will be a lot more pliable, if you
will with the United States of America and our wishes. Okay,
have we thought about this? Have we thought about the
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fact that Democrats are so subversive, so anti American, that
the Trump administration chose not to brief them on the
raid beforehand because they knew Democrats would leak that raid
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to the media. Now, think about this. If that raid
had been known ahead of time, our men would have died,
at least some of them to tell the enemy ahead
of time, the time and place where you're coming. Guarantees
American troops dead, guarantees somebody's son, husband, father, dies. And
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Democrats are so anti American, so subversive that Trump administration
didn't even tell them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maduro is a horrible, horrible person.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
But you don't treat lawlessness with other lawlessness. And that's
what's happened here. That's why they're all freaking out about it.
That's why they're all mad headline Ruby go to Democrats
who wanted Congress to approve maduro capture quote, couldn't afford leaks.
It was just simply known. It's just accepted in Washington, DC.
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Democrats hate America so much that they would have leaked
the raid to kill our troops so Donald Trump would
look bad. And by the way, I should note, still
somebody leaked it allegedly to media outlets. Still word got through.
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Now this is all alleged. Right now, I should note
that if they do find that leaker, there are only
two appropriate courses of action. Arrest that person, try that person,
and execute them on live television. That's treason, that's open
trees and against the United States of America. That's an
effort to get our troops killed. You should kill that
person and kill them publicly. If you don't kill that
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person publicly, I mean arrest them, try them and kill
them publicly. You should leak that person's name to Delta.
For that, I promise you they will handle things from
there in their own way. That's the only course of action.
But set all that aside. We now have to run Venezuela.
Democrats were going to leak the raid to get our
troops killed before the raid. Think how complicated and difficult
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it's going to be to establish an entirely new form
of government in Venezuela. This is with China angry about
the whole thing. China is furious already putting out public
statements international law. Russia, we have been very publicly sending
weapons over to Ukraine to kill Russian troops for years now.
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How willing do you think Russia would be to get
some stuff in there to kill our troops in Venezuela.
And that that, combined with the fact that one of
our two major political parties wants us to fail in
venezuzl here's Senator Chris van Holland Maryland.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Those Democrats really should come out on the record. Let's
have a debate. This is not a win for the
American people. Running Venezuela and talking about putting American lives
at risk to go into Columbia or Cuba or wherever
it may be, is not in our interests.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
How quickly do you think Chris van Holland will work
with the enemy to subvert what we're trying to do
and get our people killed to score political points are
eroad ahead? Would be extremely difficult if we had two
parties at home who at least all loved the country.
(16:43):
Of course, screw ups and dumb and corrupt and all
the things that politicians generally are anyway, but if at
least you could agree on, hey, we all love America.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You think back to World War Two, there were differences
between Democrats and Republicans. You're not leaking information to the
Nazis and back channels if you're a Republican back then
to get troops killed just so you can hurt FDR's
poll numbers. That's not something that you would do. But
that is very much where we are here in the
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United States of America, and Republicans know it. The Republicans
in Washington, d C. Know it. You couldn't risk telling
even the highest ranking Democrats about this raid, because you
knew either they or someone who works for them would
have leaked it to the media or leaked it directly
to Venezuela to get our troops killed. We now have
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to operate a regime change operation in foreign lands with
that level of subversion back home. To say I'm concerned
would be putting it mildly. I'm very concerned, and I've
expressed this to you before. I don't think the United
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States of America, because of the Democrat Party today and
how sick and demonic it is, I do not believe
the United States of America could possibly prosecute a large
scale foreign war of any kind because I think Democrats
would try to make us lose. That's a tough place
(18:19):
to be, isn't it. All Right? You have a bunch
of emails. I haven't done a single one. I've been
gone for two weeks. We're going to knock out some emails.
Then we'll come back. We'll talk about Tim Walls, will
even make fun of New York City. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, Vaccian,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
(18:42):
Let's do some emails. I'm way behind Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Jesse explain how this trial for Maduro
is going to work? All right? Right, so stop for
a second. I have the exact same concerns you have.
Maduro is currently sitting in New York City, New York City,
corrupt communists, all these communist judges. What's the trial going
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to look like? What's the jury going to look like?
I don't know, No, nobody knows how that's going to
turn out. The trial portion of it is not what
actually matters most because even if he's found not guilty,
he's not going to be reinstalled into Columbia somewhere. He'll
go into exile. In China, he'll go into exile and
(19:30):
maybe Cuba. That might not last long. Don't worry about
that right now. The trial part of it again kind
of a side thing. They were working out a legal
justification for it. The reason, part of the reason the
Trump administration continues to cite drugs, it's not that they
don't care about drugs. They do care about drugs. They do,
(19:50):
to their credit, they care about it. Part of the
reason they continue to cite that is they're calling these people. Terrorists.
Cartels are terrorist organizations. This is now a terrorist organization. Hey,
the government of Venezuela it's run by the Cartel of
the Suns. That's a terrorist organization. When you designate somebody
because of all the various laws and things we've done,
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when you designate somebody as a terrorist, as a terrorist organization,
it gives you freedom to do things you wouldn't otherwise
be allowed to do. All right. That when they say terrorists,
it comes back to drugs. They said, hey, they're dealing drugs.
That's terrorism. You're now terrorists. That's that's the legal justification
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they're using to doing things they're doing. All right, Jesse,
great mission to get Maduro, but they didn't get his
VP or the other top people. Won't they just now
lightened or tighten up their illegal hold on power? Okay?
Kind of. Maybe Rubio had a back and forth on
I think it was Meet the Press, NBC's Meet the Press.
(20:56):
He had a back and forth on this, talking about, well,
we're not going to have a country like Venezuela and
our hemisphere, and then she's pushing back here was her
or no it's not NBC, Sorry, it's the CBS. What
is it called? What's her stupid face? The Nation? Margaret
Brennan face the Nation.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
He's still in place. The Defense minister who is deep
ties to Russia, fifteen million dollar price on his head,
he is still in place. I'm confused. Are they still
wanted by the United States? Why didn't you arrest them?
If you are taking out the narco terrorist regime.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
You're confused. I don't know why that's confusing. They're still
in simple we're not going to go in and they
wrap up. You're gonna but yeah, but you can't go
You're going to go in and suck up five people.
They're already complaining about this one operation. Imagine the howels
we would have from everybody else if we actually had
to go and stay there four days to capture four
other people. We got the top priority. The number one
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person on the list was the guy who all.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Right, the VP's hiding out in Russia. Venezuela is already
apparently they're out there rounding up anyone they think might
have been involved, pulling their fingernails out, all the lovely
stuff they do down in that part of the world.
All Right, it's really really bad. Don't ever underestimate the
importance of sending a message. I mentioned at the end
(22:15):
of last hour. I mentioned that as soon as they
had a communist takeover and they seized assets that belonged
to American companies, oil assets, if we couldn't take them back,
we should have nuked them right there. Not actually nuclear weapons,
but we should have just destroyed all of them, carpet
bomb them all out of existence. Why, well, that'd be expensive.
(22:37):
Of what's the You have to send a message. You
have to send a message to the world. You don't
get to take our stuff and then use our stuff. No, no, no, no, no,
that doesn't work that way. Other people get the message.
Did you know you probably already do. There was a
Chinese delegation in Caracas when this operation went down. They
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were physically there in Caracas. They had just showed up. Boom,
we come in and steal the president out. What kind
of a message do you think that sends to China?
In China, that culture, they need messages like that, showing strength,
showing weakness. These things are extremely important, sending a message.
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I realize government's like Columbia right now, Colombian president's talking tough. Well,
come get me I'm not worried. Believe me, that's a lie.
He's very, very worried. If the United States of America
has the ability to completely dissate, we shut off the
power of the country, We disabled all your radar systems.
(23:49):
We walked into your highly secured compound in the middle
of the night and black bagged your president and his
freaking wife without losing somebody. That sent a message to
everyone else on planet Earth about what can happen to you,
because here's what happens, especially when you're in power. All
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these all these Venezuelan's talking tough right now, they're all
not sleeping well because previously, I don't know, seventy two
hours ago, how long ago was this raided, ninety six
hours ago? You know what they're looking around and you
know what they see, armored cars everywhere. Look at all
these guys with guns. Look. I mean, sure America could
hurt us, they could blow up a ship here, or
(24:33):
they could blockade this or there. But me personally, my
personal safety, it's all but guaranteed. Did you see It's
really cool if you go look at it. By the way,
did you see the aerial picture of the compound where
Maduro was. It was in the middle of the freaking
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jungle in the mountains. It was completely secured by his
peace in the middle of the jungle, and we went
in there and just stole him and killed all his
security personnel. What I'm trying to say is it's an
understandable concern. Hey, they still have a vice president who's
alive and in Russia, and they still have this general
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who's talking tough, and their defense secretaries of course talking
a lot of mess on TV. We will never give up. Oh,
I know the blusters coming hot and heavy. They're all
afraid right now, all of them. We just sent a
message to everybody, you should be concerned if we're upset,
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and that's a very important message. It was like the
opposite of it. Think about the opposite of it, the
Afghanistan collapse. We looked so bad, We looked weak. The
Taliban are throwing military parades, driving US equipment with our weapons.
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It made us looks so bad, and the rest of
the world, China and Russia included, they took notice of that.
That's the wrong message. You look weak, you look incompetent.
Other people watch that and they think, okay, I can
do something here. What's one of the reasons kruz Chef
(26:20):
started getting bold enough to move nuclear weapons into Cuba.
Back in the day, he met with John F. Kennedy
thought he was weak, and Kennedy didn't turn out to
be weak right in the end we worked it out.
But Khruschef had a personal one on one meeting with
Kennedy and said, oh, yeah, we're good to go. Let's
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get some nukes in Cuba. This kid is small, he's young,
he doesn't have what it takes. We'll push this kid
around one meeting, and kruse Chef decided, Yeah, America's weak.
Sending a message matters. I know I didn't clean out
all the gunk, but sending a message matters, all right, Jesse,
(27:04):
Happy New Year, the Breast, the Breast. The best Christmas
gift is having you return on air Live. Looking forward
to listening you in twenty twenty six with more political insight,
comically dry humor, amazing history features. As a matter of fact,
I was thinking maybe you could discuss the Battle of
Hastings in the Norman Conquest of ten sixty six. I
(27:29):
am strongly considering the Battle of Hastings because it's one
a very very cool battle, and two not many people
know much about it. All right, well, we'll touch on
Tim Walls, Minnesota, the smally fraud stuff. Hang up, you're
listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is
(27:54):
the Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic, fantastic money. We
already did Medal of honor Monday. We docked all kinds
of Venezuelas stuff. Missed. Any of that you can download
at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So let's talk about Tim Walls.
What a fall from grace. Huh? Think about think about this.
(28:16):
Five minutes ago, Tim Walls, he was the VP nominee
for the Democrat Party of the United States of America.
Now we all know Kamala Harris Dome. She got blown
out in the election. I know that. You know that
I got it. But a couple things go wrong here,
a couple things go wrong there. Dome wins that election,
(28:39):
and Tim Walls is now one heartbeat away from the presidency.
Tim Walls, governor of Minnesota, was a big deal to
be a governor. Today steps up announces he's not running
for re election. Of course, he's always blaming Trump and
everything else.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
I don't want to minch words here. Donald Trump and
his ally in Washington and in Saint Paul and online
want to make our state a colder, meaner place. They
want to poison our people against each other by attacking
our neighbors, and ultimately they want to take away much
of what makes Minnesota the best place in the country
to raise a family.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Now, I've seen a lot of confusion today on why
Tim Walls would do this. Why would Tim Walls resign?
Why would he will not resign? But why would he
announce he's not running again? And I've seen people say, well,
Tim Walls is owning it. Remember we haven't had this
stock in a while. The system, the system being the
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communist system where they've infiltrated most of the institutions and
they all work together now to destroy America and loot
the treasury. That is the system. It is most easy
for me to think about it as if it's a
mafia family, an organized crime family. What is priority one
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for an organized crime family at all times protecting itself?
There is nobody, including who you might think of as
the boss of an organized crime family, who is bigger
or more powerful, or more important than the family protecting itself.
(30:32):
Do you remember, I'd like to joke because I'm stupid
and arrogant about being an oracle. That's why I call
myself an oracle. But you do remember when I called
it a long time before it happened that Joe Biden
would not run for reelection. Do you remember what I said?
I said, he won't run, he won't be allowed to run. Now,
(30:53):
how did I call that? Because I'm not an oracle
and I do not have a high IQ at all,
how did I call it? How do I know that? Well,
the Democrat Party, they are the communist revolution in the
United States of America. They are the system. Joe Biden,
even as sitting president, is not more powerful than the system.
(31:17):
And Joe Biden, due to his dreadful poll numbers, threatened
the system's power. And so Joe Biden got a little
talking to. It was Nancy Pelosi, it was other board members,
other bosses, if you will, in our communist system, they
sat down old Papa Joe. I'm sure there were threats.
(31:38):
I'm sure there were bribes. We'll never know all the details,
but what we do know is Joe Biden was not
asked to step out Joe Biden was told step out.
Thanks for your services. Joe, Bye bye. There is nobody
no communists in this country, no elected democrat, no communist
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in corporate America, finance media, anywhere. There is nobody who
is larger and more important than the system doing what
its number one goal is, and that's protecting itself. That
all this Samali fraud stuff, it's not just that it's
(32:23):
hurting Tim Walls. This Smali fraud stuff. It what it
did was it broke containment from the political bubble that
you and I live in. We're the hyperinformed, right, We're
the ones that are even on Christmas vacation, We're browsing
the news every day. We're thinking about things that's you though.
You're weird. I'm weird. We're weird people, normies. They were
(32:46):
all just watching football, this one, go to church, travel
to meet family, watching football, have a Christmas Ham. They
didn't care about politics. But when they're having a hard
time making ends meet and they find out every single
person apparently we've brought here from Somalia. It's not everyone,
but every single person we've brought here from Somalia has
(33:08):
been leeching off the taxpayer while they're having a hard
time making ends meet. It made normies furious. I hung
out with normies my entire Christmas break. They were all
spitting mad about it. It broke containment and it got
to the normies. Well, what happens is if it gets
If anything gets the normies, stuff that makes Republicans look
bad or Democrats look bad, that's doom for that political party.
(33:34):
Tim Walls, he didn't own anything. I guarantee you. Maybe
we'll find out one day, maybe we won't. I guarantee you.
Tim Wall's got a phone call. Tim Walls got up
an uncomfortable knock at the door by a messenger, maybe
a powerful person, maybe a messenger of a powerful a
(33:55):
powerful person, and it went something like this, Tim, this
smali fraud. Stuff looks bad from what I hear. As
more stuff comes out, it's gonna look even worse. It's
making the family look bad. Tim, we can't have the
family look bad. Tim, you need to go and look.
(34:19):
He's a governor, he's been a loyal servant of the system.
I'm sure there was probably an offer made as well.
Tim Walls will end up making two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars a year teaching one class a week at
the University of Minnesota or something like that. Tim Walls
to make half a million dollars a year sitting on
(34:40):
the board of the League of Trainees or whatever new
communist organization there is out there. I'm sure there's a
little something. The wet his beak on the way out
the door. Hey, you gotta give up the governor's mansion.
Sorry about that, Tim, We can't have your bring the
family down. But again, just like a mafia family. Hey,
you're going down. You gotta go to prison for twenty years.
(35:04):
You start squealing, well we might have to kill you,
maybe your wife too. If you just be a good
soldier and shut your mouth and go off to prison.
Your kids we'll buy them a car, will pay for
their college. Your wife won't be hurting. Be a good
soldier now and shut your mouth. Then go off to
(35:25):
the pen. The communists run it as if it's a
mafia family. They are all expendable, every single one of them.
And the second you threaten the safety of the system,
you're done. That's it. Doesn't matter what your prior service is.
(35:46):
That's it. Jessie got both my wife and son. Who
goes off to college next year. Berna's for Christmas. It
was the best Christmas ever. The best thing about is
her burna is now my now. My wife's best friend
hasn't left the house without it since she got it.
Thanks for advertising this wonderful product, says, his name is Chris.
(36:09):
What is your wife, Carrie? To protect herself, Berna shoots pepperballs,
tear gas balls, kinetic rounds. It's legal in all fifty
states as they destroy public safety. What is your son, Carrie?
Your daughter off to college? You're just gonna sit at
home at night and cross your fingers. B y Rna
(36:31):
Berna dot com. Use the promo code Jesse Berna dot com.
We'll be back.
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Jesse Kelly
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