July 16, 2025 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Another hour of a Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Wednesday. We'll dig into some of this illegal immigration stuff,
some auto pen stuff, ranch dressing, all that, all kinds
of new issues coming up in another hour of the
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world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, we've had a talk before,
many talks about illegal immigration, and we always will because
it's a subject I am passionate about. Really, immigration period.
I'm passionate about it. Legal and illegal immigration and mass
does not suddenly become wonderful just because some scumbag politician
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determines that it's legal your country. Yes, you can welcome
in new citizens. I'm not saying I wouldn't say otherwise.
But the United States of America for decades has just
been handed away dirt ball politicians and business leaders. They
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have opened up the borders of this country on purpose
to import cheaper workers and loyal voters. This has happened
for ages. That's why you got laid off and you
had to train your replacement for pennies on the dollar.
That's why you can't afford a house, can't afford medical
care yet, because the dirt balls who lead this country
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opened up its borders on purpose. That has that has
resulted in addiction, and addiction is one of those things
that I should not say everybody struggles with in their life.
That's not fair. I don't want to put my problems
on to other people. I've told you before. I used
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to have an alcohol problem that you would probably call
an addiction. When I got back from Iraq, I would
lock myself in my room after work and turn out
all the lights and close all the blinds and sit
there by myself, not even with the TV on, and
just drink as much beer as I possibly could. I
had a problem, Okay, So I'm not saying anybody. Everybody
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is going to go through something like that. That's my
own problem, my own issues. But addiction is common. Maybe
you're struggling with one right now. And the thing about
addiction is the longer you're addicted to something, the more
woven into you it becomes, and stopping it, separating from
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it can be brutally brutally painful, and in some cases,
separating from it, if these are extreme cases, separating from it,
if you do it too quickly, can be dead that
there are all kinds of rehab places and things like
that that'll tell you that about things like alcohol and
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stuff like that. You know, if you're struggling with that,
get help, drugs, get help. It's okay, just get help.
But if you've been hooked on let's say you've been
doing a fifth of whiskey every day for twenty years,
that's amazing, you're still alive. But let's say you've been
doing a fifth of whiskey every single day for twenty years,
it could possibly be dangerous to you to wake up
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tomorrow and not have a drum. The United States of America,
over decades, has become addicted to illegal immigration, Addicted to
cheap foreign labor. I said illegal. I want to I
want to change that. We've become addicted to immigration. Businesses
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have become addicted to well, I mean, we got we
have a new project starting up. We could we could
spend two hundred thousand dollars in higher Americans or hey,
we could put in for some esis and I mean
pennies on the dollar. We get some people in here
from India to spend time and time again. Businesses addicted
to immigration, legal and illegal. Politicians addicted to immigration. Every
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part of it, every part of the system of the
United States of America, has over a period of time,
become seriously addicted to illegal immigration. And now it's reached
such a point. This addiction has reached such an incredible
point that we have people running for mayor of major
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American cities openly talking about how he cares about back home.
That's where it's brought us. Now, everything I just said there,
I doubt you disagree with this is true. But here's where
it might get uncomfortable, the addiction. It's not only on
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the left. Why do you think Remember we talked about
Trump and mentioning well the farmers and the hospitality industry.
Remember when we talked about where that came from. Why
did that all of a sudden become a concern because
major Republican donors, Republican business owners were on the phone
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with Donald Trump. Hey, hey, mister President, I need some
relief out here. Hey mister President, I why do you
think that is? They're addicted too. Remember I told you
good point, Chriz. Remember I told you about my meeting
when I was running for Congress. All the local republic
Republican donors, big shots millionaires. They all wanted to find
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out who this young hothead was, who's running for Congress.
They didn't know anything about me. I'd never run for
anything before. They were not interested, not at all, in
my stance on taxes, abortion, gay marriage, and they couldn't
care one way or the other. When they wanted a meeting,
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they wanted to ask, just how serious are you about
all this border hawk stuff. You know, I've got some hotels,
I got some restaurants, I got some car washes. Jesse,
I mean you don't mean deport all of them, right,
I mean that was just you were just you were
just saying that, right, And when I responded, no, no,
I met it. All meeting ended quite quickly. I believe
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there is going to be a deportation push from the right.
I do not think, by the way, it's going to pass.
I know I'm not trying to freak you out, but
I think it's coming. Remember well, I'm sorry, Amnesty push,
not deportation push. Thank you, Chris. That's the first thing
you've ever done, right, Remember Maria Salazar, remember the one
we've made fun of forever. Maybe you're new to the show,
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but this is a Republican congresswoman from Florida, and just
listen to this brain dead walking talking point, and do you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Support a no fli zone in Ukraine?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir
Putting and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I don't know what it will mean. But you know
freedom is not.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone
will mean if you have to shoot down Russian planes.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I mean, of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Listen, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
She doesn't know anything about anything. She is, I believe,
a former newswoman from southern Florida, very pretty. I think
she's like sixty years old. But you could tell just
a knockout, but just the moron. But she does believe
she has a role to play in Congress. She's finally
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able to achieve that dream she thinks.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Here she is I do believe that the president promised
that the illegals who are criminals were going to be
kicked out of the country. Now there is another mass
of people, who most of them are Hispanics, who have
been here for more than five years. They have been
contributing to the economy who do not have a criminal record,
and those people are the ones who deserve some type
of dignity, And for the reason I'm introducing today, so
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I thank you for the opportunity immigration reform. A GOP
member of Congress is going to be trying to give dignity,
not amnesty, to those people who deserve to stay and contribute,
continue contributing to our economy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Dignity not amnesty. They've been here more than five years.
They don't have a criminal record, of course, unless you
count violating the sovereignty of our country and coming to
the United States of America illegally and staying here illegally,
and then you don't count any of those things. They
don't have a criminal record. And it's time to introduce
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dignity addicted, not just on the left, a deep, deep,
incredibly harmful addiction that will kill us if we don't
break ourselves from it. Don't make this about Hispanics anyway,
you lyne fraud. Half my friends are freaking Hispanics or
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I always call them Latinos. And they're all here legally,
some came here legally, some were born here. But don't
you dare try to take that communist talking point and
use it on me, you moron, because that will have
no effect with me whatsoever. Dignity, sell that somewhere else.
We're all stocked up on that crap here, dignity. But
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this is what happens. She runs for Congress, gets elected,
and now, instead of being a warrior for her district
or for Florida where she's from, views herself as a
warrior for her people. And that is why you and
I have to demand less immigration the United States of America.
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It's not that we're full. We're full for now. It
has to stop. It has to stop until we revitalize,
until we reintroduce the ideas of being an American, until
we have generations of Americans educated in the greatness of
this country teaching them how to be good citizens. Then
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once we're done with that, maybe we can revisit this
whole thing. But this kind of crap has got to stop.
Drives me up the wall. Oh, speaking of addicted to
our legal immigration, you see this story. Oh, you're gonna
like this one. I'll get to that and then we'll
do some emails next. Before we do that, let's do
some good. Let's remember that tunnel to Towers is out
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there every day when we forget about them, the gold
Star families, the fallen first responder families, Tunnel to Towers.
Doesn't we read a headline, Oh, some firefighters were ambushed
in Idaho, and we're sad and we pray, and by
the way, keep praying because that community's gone through a lot.
But we're sad and we pray. But then we move
on and it's not because you're bad. There's a new scandal,
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there's a new something else. Well, those families haven't moved
on there. Everything has been taken from them. Tunnel to
Towers steps in and says, hey, let us pay off
your mortgage. So at least we can take that off
your plate. Aren't we commanded to take care of widows
and orphans? Tunnel to Towers, all they've ever asked for
is eleven bucks a month. Go to tumber two t
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it automatically. You'll never know it's gone. We'll be bad
truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Remember if you miss any part of the show, including
laying out my whole theory on the Trump. Epstein stuff
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in the first hour. You can download the whole thing
on I Heart, Spotify, iTunes. Now addicted to illegal immigration
every single part of this country. Remember all the Social
Security stuff where Trump was discovering. Trump and the Doge
team were discovering all these all these people were wait
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a minute, how do you how are you getting Social Security?
That's because they sell those numbers to illegals. Here's a
headline for you. Feds charged three current or former Louisiana
police chiefs and it alleged visa fraud scheme. Former Louisiana
police chiefs charged with taking bribes in exchange for filing
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false police reports that would allow non citizens to seek
a visa. That's let certain that lets certain crime victims
stay in the US. Essentially, if you're a victim of
you know, X, Y or Z, you get to stay.
You don't get deported. A bunch of cops, chiefs in
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police departments took bribes to cook the books on those
Remember that little story out of New Mexico where the judge.
The judge ended up living with an illegal posing with him,
him and his wife posing with him for pictures. The
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drug of illegal immigration has been injected into the veins
of the United States of America for decades, and it
will take so long to break this addiction. But we
must start, and we must be resolute, and we can't whine,
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and we can't we can't falter at all. We certainly
can't listen to ridiculous crap like this from Republicans.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I do believe that the President promised that the illegal
who are criminals, we're going to be kicked out of
the country. Now there is another massive people who most
of them are Hispanics, who have been here for more
than five years. They have been contributing to the economy,
who do not have a criminal record. And those people
are the ones who deserve some type of dignity and
for the reason I'm introducing today, So I thank you
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for the opportunity immigration reason.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
We only get morons like that in Congress because of
all this crap. Let's do some emails. It's been too heavy.
I'm ready to stop. Big hand Ranch King, I was
listening to yesterday's show and you read an email, but
the best ranch dressing. I'm a little shocked of your answer. Yes,
Ken's is the bomb, but you don't make your own ranch.
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It's super easy only takes a couple minutes per week.
Hidden Valley ranch, packet, milk, mayo, he said, I go
fifty to fifty mayo and sour cream. You can even
spice it up and use buttermilk. Jesse, this is life changing.
Give it a try, give me credit or take it
as your own. I don't care. Just let the bar
eat one. I'm going to take all the credit for this. Now.
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You don't get any credit. In fact, he said, I
can read his name. His name's Jesse. I wrote that
to myself. I'm not giving out his name. What Chris,
I'm not going to his name's Jesse. Oh who's this from? Jesse? Kelly? Oh,
that sounds like a good ranch recipe. But also you
should know Jesse who wrote in that email. It's not
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the year eighteen fifteen where I have to go grow
my own beats and cattle in order to have dinner.
I'm not going to make my own ranch when they
sell Hidden Valley and other kinds right there in the restaurant.
Why would I do that? Oh, Chris, here we go.
What Chris? What Chris? I understand they have the powder
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mix of ranch. You don't get to contribute to this
conversation because you promised us authentic homemade mustard, like twenty
five years and to this day, nobody has seen your mustard.
Nobody's heard about your mustard. I certainly haven't tasted it.
We work five feet from each other every single day.
I would know if this mysterious mustard had appeared. Where's
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the mustard, Chris? Where's about? What? What? I know you're
not advocating on make my own ranch. But what I'm
saying is, Chris, when it comes to homemade versus store bought,
you don't get to play mister Little House on the
Prairie anymore with me. No, sir, No, sir. I don't
believe you make your own mustard. Chris. I think that
was a lie. I think if I broke into your
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I think if oh, I know what pictures you probably
pulled off the internet somewhere, Chris. You know I don't
know technology. I think. I think if I was to
walk into your house, which I would never do in
a million years, I think, I mean, God only knows
what I would find in their homemade but nooras and
everything else, I think I think I would find storebot mustard. Chris.
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I think I think that you maybe it would maybe
it would be kosher mustard, but you certainly didn't make it. Chris,
By the way, is mustard kosher? I was assuming it is?
It is? It is what I bet you. You have
all kinds of jars of mustard purchased in there, probably
even a little gray poupon, maybe some frenches. And now
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you whom I kid, you wouldn't buy frenches whatever the
grocery store off brand is. That was twenty five cents less. Oh,
I'm right, alt I oh, I see you laughing. Yeah,
I am. I knew it. How did I know? How
did I know? By all means, don't poney up for
the frenches, Chris, please, it's okay. I know you can't
taste the difference. Okay, Chris, I got it. We all understand.
We understand, but you don't get to contribute anymore until
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I taste mustard. We even cheated the people. We promised
the people that there would be a taste test. You
told me mind taostes bitter, mine tastes the same. You
promised that we would do a blind taste test on
the air, and I would get you. We were gonna
buy weaners culture ones, and we were gonna put them
in buns, and we were gonna add the mustard to
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it and test it out. Has never materialized. A big
fat lie. Take it from a beaver hunter. You're a liar.
We'll do some more emails in a second. Before we
do that, let's get rid of your pain. I can't
do anything about the pain that comes from having a
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cris in your life, but I can do something about
your physical pain. It is everyone who has it just
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up in the morning and you think it's going to
hurt to get up, my knees going to hurt. It's
going to hurt, to shower, to use the toilet, to
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Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I love that the
Right is getting bolder. Boulder was speaking truth to the communists,
because that really is. It may be the most effective
anti communism is being bold enough to speak uncomfortable truths
right to their faces. The communists thrived for years with
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our niceness. We rolled our eyes, we lowered our heads.
Oh okay, let them go. But the Right is developing teeth,
and it blesses me. This exchange. Benny Thompson is one
of these piece of garbage congressmen. Benny Thompson had an
exchange today. This is a little long. I want you
to listen to it. Listen to how quickly he tries
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to shut things down when the truth is thrown in
his face.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
The violence is getting out of control, and it is
fueled by the demagogery of politicians. Whether it is one
of your members telling axios that there needs to be
blood to grab the attention of the press and the public,
another saying civility isn't working and to prepare for violence,
or even a member of this committee being arrested for
forcibly impeding and interfering with federal officials. This escalation deserves condemnation.
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It needs to stop, and it needs to stop now.
Assaults against ICE officers are up over eight hundred and
thirty percent, and that's a low ball estimate. There have
been violent incidents in Alvarado. McCallan with Ortland suspend briefly.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yes, Michael, so, I got a point of order h
the suant to Clause two K eight of Rule eleven.
I raise a point of order that this testimony is
outside the scope of the hearing.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I would object to that position, mister chairman, that's you, sir.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I would object. As he brought up that as a
result of Democrat rhetoric, ICE agents are being hunted in
this country. Headline Rhode Island. Democrats smears ICE as Nazi
Gaestapo thugs for arresting illegal aliens. This is Maxwell Frost.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
No one with an eyes and a conscient can ignore
what this really is. It's an internment camp, a place
full of people who look like me, latinos Haitian men,
subjugated to inhumane conditions under the guise of immigration enforcement.
And it's disgusting. It's an American It demands oversight.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That kind of rhetoric is taken as orders. When Democrats
speak like that, they're Nazis, their Nazis, kidnappings, their Nazis kidnappings,
Nazi Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Nazi. The mentally ill, demonic base
of the Democrat Party, they hear marching orders. So now
ICE agents have to wear masks or they risk their
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families being attacked. That's where we are as a country.
Somebody decided looking up about that in front of Congress.
Bennie Thompson knew what he was saying was true. That's
why he shut it down, and that's why he made
a feudal effort to get it struck from the congressional testimony.
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Because the truth is he knows it. Every single Democrat
knows it. They know that's what they're doing. It's not
as if they just use these crazy words and throw
out these crazy accusations and then something random happens and
they think, wow, I hope that wasn't a result of
what I said. Oh well no, no, no. They know
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that will be the result. Because violence and intimidation have
always been part of the communist tool belt. They understand
it aids them that people are afraid. That good people
are afraid, Ice agents are afraid, judges are afraid. Remember
remember how quickly the Supreme Court started wilting and doing
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us wrong once an assassin was found outside of Brett
Kavanaugh's house ready to shoot him in the head. Supreme
Court got a lot more to down, didn't it. The
Communists have always understood that they need to dial up
their rhetoric, make it as crazy as humanly possible.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Speak like this, because it doesn't start at this Everglade
attention center. It actually starts to your point, when folks
get pulled over for small traffic violations, end up in
a local jail under an icehold, have no ability to
seek due process, and then reality is that a lot
of these folks don't have the money to even afford
an attorney, and so you're creating an environment that is
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racially motivated that is not going to keep anyone more
safe because you're pulling law enforcement away from their actual jobs.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
But going after a violent.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Crime, that moron. Maybe a moron is a moron, but
she knows. The demonic Democrat base hears that, and they
hear marching orders, and they will go forward to commit
acts of violence, and the violence serves to intimidate their
political opponents, which helps them. That's a fact. Do some emails, Jesse.
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The communists create new words to give license to violate
our laws. This is along the lines of what I
was just talking about. New magic word gives a license
to kill ICE agents kidnapped as in I thought I
was being kidnapped because ICE agents did nab name tags.
And so he's a hundredercent right, his name is Ronald
one hundred percent right. That's why they've shifted to using
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that term kidnapped. They're kidnapping people, kidnapping people. You see,
if a federal officer is arresting you for violating immigration law,
for committing a crime of some kind, well you can't
violently fight back, or you're the criminal. But if you
say that federal officer is kidnapping people kidnapping you, then
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you when you fight back, you're not the criminal. You're
the good guy. You're fighting against the bad guys, fighting
against the criminals. This is how they build an army
of demonic, violent lunatics. And they have built I shouldn't
say they they have built. It is built. They have
spent years conditioning their demonic, mentally ill base that they
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are the good guys in the fight against Nazis and
the fight against kidnappers and the fight against racists. And
they've drilled that rhetoric into the head of their base
so many times. There are now legions of these people
out there marching, protesting rocks, shooting guns molotov cocktails. This
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is caused because the elite communists say to the street communists,
go there's the bad guys. Hurt them and the street communists.
Obey Jesse, yesterday you were answering a question about being
a dad and mentioned all the cool stuff you get
to do with your sons. Now not sympathy farming. But
I did not have a farm or father like that
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to teach me cool things. I now have a daughter
of my own, and I would like to take her
hunting and fishing and such. But I have no idea
where to even begin any thoughts on this. I don't
want to be a boring dad who just sits on
the couch and watches TV with her things. Okay, first,
I'm going to assume we'll use hunting for example. I'm
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going to assume, because of the way you frame this
that you don't know much about guns or hunting or
something like that. Don't feel bad. Different people had different upbringing.
I was raised in Montana. I was raised on that stuff,
and I was raised by a dad who geeked out
on that stuff. You don't have to worry about it,
all right, here's what you need to do. Here's what
you need to do. Go down and take a gun
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safety course with your daughter, a gun or hunting safety course.
They were called hunter safety courses when I was a kid.
Maybe they just have gun safety courses. You will go down,
you will learn the ins and outs, you'll learn safety
and that already. That is step one. Step two. Go
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to a range, borrow a weapon from a friend, go down,
get some ear protection, lean on a friend, ask somebody, Hey,
you want to come help me? Basics? Basics safety first,
learn how to learn how it functions, learn how to
pull the trigger. I don't know what your financial situation is.
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You can maybe jump ahead a little bit if you
maybe hire a guide, maybe ask a friend, Hey, you
wanna we wanna take a sound We want to go
dear hunt. We're gonna go rabbit hunting. And the same
thing when it comes to fishing. You don't have to
be super dad. Dads and moms both do this. You
look at that dad and you think, look at that
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super dad. I suck. I don't know anything. Women do
this to themselves all the time too. I'm a bad mom.
I didn't bake her the special cupcakes, but Nancy baked
her daughter the cupcakes. My I suck. Stop comparing yourself
to other parents. Just love your kids. You don't have
to be like me. I don't have to be like you.
I have so many failures. You have so many failures
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that you care enough is all that matters. The rest
you will figure out. Okay, don't sit and beat yourself
up like that. Just take step one. Ain't you know
what she'll benefit from watching you? Learn? Learning? From you.
Learning is a benefit as well, Honey, I don't know.
Let's go find out together. She'll take a lesson from
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Wednesday member.
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Let's get to
the emails, though, because we are behind and I'm ready
to just I'm ready to hear from you. Jesse, what
did you use to cap the beaver? At twenty two
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you would preserve more pelt, but a three hundred short
mag might make equal clean. Ooh, the dude said he
heard they're delicious. I used a seventeen HMR. It's a
little bit bigger than a twenty two. I I'm not
a huge hunter anymore, but my dad taught me how
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to hunt. I told you, I've told you this before.
When I was a kid before I mean we're talking
five six years old, my dad would go rabbit hunting
back in Ohio. We had beagles dogs, and he used
beagles to go rabbit hunting, and he'd be out there
with his shotgun. Well, like any young man, I wanted
to be like my dad, and I wanted to do
whatever dad was doing. And I had all these toy
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guns because I was just kind of always like that.
And I would take my toy gun out rabbit hunting
with my dad. And I'd be pointing at the rabbits
and shooting, you know nothing, use it's a toy gun
when he was shooting it. So that's kind of how
I grew up. And then we moved to Montana and
it was deer hunting and elk hunting and things like that.
So my dad was a hunter. I don't know that
I call myself a hunter. I did it with my dad,
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and I've done it some since then, but mostly with
my dad. But he was also big on animals in
the outdoors. If you want to see my dad rip
your head off, go ahead and throw a wrapper or
something like that down a can or something. Go ahead
and litter in the great outdoors and watch my dad
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come on glued on you. And when it came to animals,
we either ate what we shot or if it was
something we didn't think we were going to eat, they
have all kinds of different shelters. You could donate the
meat to the Montana. He insisted on that when it
comes to animals themselves. He's an animal lover as Honestly,
most hunters are people who don't hunt. Don't get that,
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but most hunters are animal lovers. There's always a scumbag
out there. I realize that, but most hunters are animal lovers.
You did not wound an animal in my house, in
my house, in my dad's house. If you, God forbid,
did not land a kill shot on the animal and
you wounded it, you will track that animal down. If
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it takes you days, you will track that animal down,
and you will find it, and you will finish it,
because you don't want that animal to suffer. I may
believe in removing pests. You know, I'll shoot all gophers
all day long, But even then, I don't hate gophers.
They're a nuisance, They destroy your yard. They the livestock
will break legs on them. It's just it's a pest.
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But even then I don't want them to suffer. With beaver,
You're right, twenty two might be enough, but beavers are
pretty hardy, and I was worried about that, so I
went up. That was a long way of saying, win
in doubt. I mean I was joking about the pelt
went in doubt. We always believed in using more than
you need it, win in doubt. Overkill is underrated. As
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the old saying goes, what Chris Chris said, you might
have been joking about the pelt, but you could still
get it. Oh, I'll get another one, buddy, I'll be
another one. Unless that unless that beaver's friends have already
put the word out that there's a beaver hunter over here,
a beaver slayer, and he'll eat you up. Maybe that's
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the word they put out. What Chris, don't make that
face Jessie along the lines of last night's show, wanting
accountability and not to move on. I believe the autopen
piece is a distraction. It will be hard to prove
that Biden didn't authorize absent and administrative official specifically stating
they didn't get authorization. But I wanted to point out
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why it's critical to challenge the preemptive pardons, whether autopen
or not. Okay, so I'm not going to touch on
all this because it's a long but it's good email,
and I want to make sure I kind of doubled
down on what I told you last night about the
auto pen stuff. Do you remember the Obama birth certificate stuff.
If you're old enough, you remember, and Trump actually got
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down on that, But remember what it was in case
you forgot, or in case you're a little younger. I know,
we have kids who listen and we love that. There
was I'm not going to call it a conspiracy theory,
because you know, there's some evidence out there, but there
was a belief system that grew once Barack Obama got
elected that he should not have been allowed to be
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president because the theory was he was not born in America.
They say he was born somewhere else. You have to
be born in America to be president. Therefore he should
get kicked out. And people would always ask me what
I thought about it? What I thought about it, and
I could lay it all out for you, but I'm
(35:41):
not going to bother right now. But the main point
of what I would say when people asked was this,
what difference does it make? Meaning they're not going to
kick him out? You know it, and I know it.
They're not going to kick him out. That doesn't mean
we shouldn't look into it. Said the same thing back then,
look into it, figure it out, figure out what you believe,
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figure out what's right, what's wrong, But go into it
with a realistic expectation. They're not going to impeach him,
They're not going to kick him out. You can prove
you can grab all the documentation you want everything, you're
about to email me right now. I've seen it, and frankly,
I believe a lot of it. It's fine, But they
were never going to kick him out. So how much
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time do you waste tread and water on it? But
spinning your reels is probably more what I was trying
to say. But with the Biden autopen stuff, did you
know they already called some of his people in today
and they're taking the fifth I believe there is something
there with the autopen stuff, and that's me I would
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tell you if it was a waste of time. No,
I don't think doctor Fauci's going to prison. I'm sorry. No,
I don't think Hunter Biden's finally going to go down.
I'm not telling you that. I don't believe that. I
don't think that they'll they'll work their way through everything
they have to work, work their way through and get
all the way there. I'm not saying that. I'm not
telling you the deep State's gonna burn for this. I'm
not saying that. But if there is criminal behavior, and
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it certainly appears that there was criminal behavior, exposing it
to the American people and maybe just maybe getting them
to rat on each other. We might see something, some
kind of a benefit. It is a huge deal. It's
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a huge scandal. I'm not gonna over promise that we're
gonna see faut you behind bars, as much as I
want that, it's not gonna happen. But we might get somewhere.
And unless we try on this, we don't know. I
don't think we should drop it. I think we should
pursue it. And Trump is so hot on it, I
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think we will pursue it. I want you to pursue
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Another hour of a Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Wednesday. We'll dig into some of this illegal immigration stuff,
some auto pen stuff, ranch dressing, all that, all kinds
of new issues coming up in another hour of the
(00:34):
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, we've had a talk before,
many talks about illegal immigration, and we always will because
it's a subject I am passionate about. Really, immigration period.
I'm passionate about it. Legal and illegal immigration and mass
does not suddenly become wonderful just because some scumbag politician
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determines that it's legal your country. Yes, you can welcome
in new citizens. I'm not saying I wouldn't say otherwise.
But the United States of America for decades has just
been handed away dirt ball politicians and business leaders. They
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have opened up the borders of this country on purpose
to import cheaper workers and loyal voters. This has happened
for ages. That's why you got laid off and you
had to train your replacement for pennies on the dollar.
That's why you can't afford a house, can't afford medical
care yet, because the dirt balls who lead this country
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opened up its borders on purpose. That has that has
resulted in addiction, and addiction is one of those things
that I should not say everybody struggles with in their life.
That's not fair. I don't want to put my problems
on to other people. I've told you before. I used
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to have an alcohol problem that you would probably call
an addiction. When I got back from Iraq, I would
lock myself in my room after work and turn out
all the lights and close all the blinds and sit
there by myself, not even with the TV on, and
just drink as much beer as I possibly could. I
had a problem, Okay, So I'm not saying anybody. Everybody
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is going to go through something like that. That's my
own problem, my own issues. But addiction is common. Maybe
you're struggling with one right now. And the thing about
addiction is the longer you're addicted to something, the more
woven into you it becomes, and stopping it, separating from
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it can be brutally brutally painful, and in some cases,
separating from it, if these are extreme cases, separating from it,
if you do it too quickly, can be dead that
there are all kinds of rehab places and things like
that that'll tell you that about things like alcohol and
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stuff like that. You know, if you're struggling with that,
get help, drugs, get help. It's okay, just get help.
But if you've been hooked on let's say you've been
doing a fifth of whiskey every day for twenty years,
that's amazing, you're still alive. But let's say you've been
doing a fifth of whiskey every single day for twenty years,
it could possibly be dangerous to you to wake up
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tomorrow and not have a drum. The United States of America,
over decades, has become addicted to illegal immigration, Addicted to
cheap foreign labor. I said illegal. I want to I
want to change that. We've become addicted to immigration. Businesses
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have become addicted to well, I mean, we got we
have a new project starting up. We could we could
spend two hundred thousand dollars in higher Americans or hey,
we could put in for some esis and I mean
pennies on the dollar. We get some people in here
from India to spend time and time again. Businesses addicted
to immigration, legal and illegal. Politicians addicted to immigration. Every
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part of it, every part of the system of the
United States of America, has over a period of time,
become seriously addicted to illegal immigration. And now it's reached
such a point. This addiction has reached such an incredible
point that we have people running for mayor of major
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American cities openly talking about how he cares about back home.
That's where it's brought us. Now, everything I just said there,
I doubt you disagree with this is true. But here's where
it might get uncomfortable, the addiction. It's not only on
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the left. Why do you think Remember we talked about
Trump and mentioning well the farmers and the hospitality industry.
Remember when we talked about where that came from. Why
did that all of a sudden become a concern because
major Republican donors, Republican business owners were on the phone
(05:21):
with Donald Trump. Hey, hey, mister President, I need some
relief out here. Hey mister President, I why do you
think that is? They're addicted too. Remember I told you
good point, Chriz. Remember I told you about my meeting
when I was running for Congress. All the local republic
Republican donors, big shots millionaires. They all wanted to find
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out who this young hothead was, who's running for Congress.
They didn't know anything about me. I'd never run for
anything before. They were not interested, not at all, in
my stance on taxes, abortion, gay marriage, and they couldn't
care one way or the other. When they wanted a meeting,
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they wanted to ask, just how serious are you about
all this border hawk stuff. You know, I've got some hotels,
I got some restaurants, I got some car washes. Jesse,
I mean you don't mean deport all of them, right,
I mean that was just you were just you were
just saying that, right, And when I responded, no, no,
I met it. All meeting ended quite quickly. I believe
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there is going to be a deportation push from the right.
I do not think, by the way, it's going to pass.
I know I'm not trying to freak you out, but
I think it's coming. Remember well, I'm sorry, Amnesty push,
not deportation push. Thank you, Chris. That's the first thing
you've ever done, right, Remember Maria Salazar, remember the one
we've made fun of forever. Maybe you're new to the show,
(06:52):
but this is a Republican congresswoman from Florida, and just
listen to this brain dead walking talking point, and do you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Support a no fli zone in Ukraine?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir
Putting and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I don't know what it will mean. But you know
freedom is not.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone
will mean if you have to shoot down Russian planes.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I mean, of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Listen, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
She doesn't know anything about anything. She is, I believe,
a former newswoman from southern Florida, very pretty. I think
she's like sixty years old. But you could tell just
a knockout, but just the moron. But she does believe
she has a role to play in Congress. She's finally
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able to achieve that dream she thinks.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Here she is I do believe that the president promised
that the illegals who are criminals were going to be
kicked out of the country. Now there is another mass
of people, who most of them are Hispanics, who have
been here for more than five years. They have been
contributing to the economy who do not have a criminal record,
and those people are the ones who deserve some type
of dignity, And for the reason I'm introducing today, so
(08:13):
I thank you for the opportunity immigration reform. A GOP
member of Congress is going to be trying to give dignity,
not amnesty, to those people who deserve to stay and contribute,
continue contributing to our economy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Dignity not amnesty. They've been here more than five years.
They don't have a criminal record, of course, unless you
count violating the sovereignty of our country and coming to
the United States of America illegally and staying here illegally,
and then you don't count any of those things. They
don't have a criminal record. And it's time to introduce
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dignity addicted, not just on the left, a deep, deep,
incredibly harmful addiction that will kill us if we don't
break ourselves from it. Don't make this about Hispanics anyway,
you lyne fraud. Half my friends are freaking Hispanics or
(09:11):
I always call them Latinos. And they're all here legally,
some came here legally, some were born here. But don't
you dare try to take that communist talking point and
use it on me, you moron, because that will have
no effect with me whatsoever. Dignity, sell that somewhere else.
We're all stocked up on that crap here, dignity. But
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this is what happens. She runs for Congress, gets elected,
and now, instead of being a warrior for her district
or for Florida where she's from, views herself as a
warrior for her people. And that is why you and
I have to demand less immigration the United States of America.
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It's not that we're full. We're full for now. It
has to stop. It has to stop until we revitalize,
until we reintroduce the ideas of being an American, until
we have generations of Americans educated in the greatness of
this country teaching them how to be good citizens. Then
(10:21):
once we're done with that, maybe we can revisit this
whole thing. But this kind of crap has got to stop.
Drives me up the wall. Oh, speaking of addicted to
our legal immigration, you see this story. Oh, you're gonna
like this one. I'll get to that and then we'll
do some emails next. Before we do that, let's do
some good. Let's remember that tunnel to Towers is out
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there every day when we forget about them, the gold
Star families, the fallen first responder families, Tunnel to Towers.
Doesn't we read a headline, Oh, some firefighters were ambushed
in Idaho, and we're sad and we pray, and by
the way, keep praying because that community's gone through a lot.
But we're sad and we pray. But then we move
on and it's not because you're bad. There's a new scandal,
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there's a new something else. Well, those families haven't moved
on there. Everything has been taken from them. Tunnel to
Towers steps in and says, hey, let us pay off
your mortgage. So at least we can take that off
your plate. Aren't we commanded to take care of widows
and orphans? Tunnel to Towers, all they've ever asked for
is eleven bucks a month. Go to tumber two t
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truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Remember if you miss any part of the show, including
laying out my whole theory on the Trump. Epstein stuff
(11:57):
in the first hour. You can download the whole thing
on I Heart, Spotify, iTunes. Now addicted to illegal immigration
every single part of this country. Remember all the Social
Security stuff where Trump was discovering. Trump and the Doge
team were discovering all these all these people were wait
(12:18):
a minute, how do you how are you getting Social Security?
That's because they sell those numbers to illegals. Here's a
headline for you. Feds charged three current or former Louisiana
police chiefs and it alleged visa fraud scheme. Former Louisiana
police chiefs charged with taking bribes in exchange for filing
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false police reports that would allow non citizens to seek
a visa. That's let certain that lets certain crime victims
stay in the US. Essentially, if you're a victim of
you know, X, Y or Z, you get to stay.
You don't get deported. A bunch of cops, chiefs in
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police departments took bribes to cook the books on those
Remember that little story out of New Mexico where the judge.
The judge ended up living with an illegal posing with him,
him and his wife posing with him for pictures. The
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drug of illegal immigration has been injected into the veins
of the United States of America for decades, and it
will take so long to break this addiction. But we
must start, and we must be resolute, and we can't whine,
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and we can't we can't falter at all. We certainly
can't listen to ridiculous crap like this from Republicans.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I do believe that the President promised that the illegal
who are criminals, we're going to be kicked out of
the country. Now there is another massive people who most
of them are Hispanics, who have been here for more
than five years. They have been contributing to the economy,
who do not have a criminal record. And those people
are the ones who deserve some type of dignity and
for the reason I'm introducing today, So I thank you
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for the opportunity immigration reason.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
We only get morons like that in Congress because of
all this crap. Let's do some emails. It's been too heavy.
I'm ready to stop. Big hand Ranch King, I was
listening to yesterday's show and you read an email, but
the best ranch dressing. I'm a little shocked of your answer. Yes,
Ken's is the bomb, but you don't make your own ranch.
(14:41):
It's super easy only takes a couple minutes per week.
Hidden Valley ranch, packet, milk, mayo, he said, I go
fifty to fifty mayo and sour cream. You can even
spice it up and use buttermilk. Jesse, this is life changing.
Give it a try, give me credit or take it
as your own. I don't care. Just let the bar
eat one. I'm going to take all the credit for this. Now.
(15:08):
You don't get any credit. In fact, he said, I
can read his name. His name's Jesse. I wrote that
to myself. I'm not giving out his name. What Chris,
I'm not going to his name's Jesse. Oh who's this from? Jesse? Kelly? Oh,
that sounds like a good ranch recipe. But also you
should know Jesse who wrote in that email. It's not
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the year eighteen fifteen where I have to go grow
my own beats and cattle in order to have dinner.
I'm not going to make my own ranch when they
sell Hidden Valley and other kinds right there in the restaurant.
Why would I do that? Oh, Chris, here we go.
What Chris? What Chris? I understand they have the powder
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mix of ranch. You don't get to contribute to this
conversation because you promised us authentic homemade mustard, like twenty
five years and to this day, nobody has seen your mustard.
Nobody's heard about your mustard. I certainly haven't tasted it.
We work five feet from each other every single day.
I would know if this mysterious mustard had appeared. Where's
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the mustard, Chris? Where's about? What? What? I know you're
not advocating on make my own ranch. But what I'm
saying is, Chris, when it comes to homemade versus store bought,
you don't get to play mister Little House on the
Prairie anymore with me. No, sir, No, sir. I don't
believe you make your own mustard. Chris. I think that
was a lie. I think if I broke into your
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I think if oh, I know what pictures you probably
pulled off the internet somewhere, Chris. You know I don't
know technology. I think. I think if I was to
walk into your house, which I would never do in
a million years, I think, I mean, God only knows
what I would find in their homemade but nooras and
everything else, I think I think I would find storebot mustard. Chris.
(16:58):
I think I think that you maybe it would maybe
it would be kosher mustard, but you certainly didn't make it. Chris,
By the way, is mustard kosher? I was assuming it is?
It is? It is what I bet you. You have
all kinds of jars of mustard purchased in there, probably
even a little gray poupon, maybe some frenches. And now
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you whom I kid, you wouldn't buy frenches whatever the
grocery store off brand is. That was twenty five cents less. Oh,
I'm right, alt I oh, I see you laughing. Yeah,
I am. I knew it. How did I know? How
did I know? By all means, don't poney up for
the frenches, Chris, please, it's okay. I know you can't
taste the difference. Okay, Chris, I got it. We all understand.
We understand, but you don't get to contribute anymore until
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I taste mustard. We even cheated the people. We promised
the people that there would be a taste test. You
told me mind taostes bitter, mine tastes the same. You
promised that we would do a blind taste test on
the air, and I would get you. We were gonna
buy weaners culture ones, and we were gonna put them
in buns, and we were gonna add the mustard to
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it and test it out. Has never materialized. A big
fat lie. Take it from a beaver hunter. You're a liar.
We'll do some more emails in a second. Before we
do that, let's get rid of your pain. I can't
do anything about the pain that comes from having a
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cris in your life, but I can do something about
your physical pain. It is everyone who has it just
nods because they know it's soul crushing. When you wake
up in the morning and you think it's going to
hurt to get up, my knees going to hurt. It's
going to hurt, to shower, to use the toilet, to
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Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I love that the
Right is getting bolder. Boulder was speaking truth to the communists,
because that really is. It may be the most effective
anti communism is being bold enough to speak uncomfortable truths
right to their faces. The communists thrived for years with
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our niceness. We rolled our eyes, we lowered our heads.
Oh okay, let them go. But the Right is developing teeth,
and it blesses me. This exchange. Benny Thompson is one
of these piece of garbage congressmen. Benny Thompson had an
exchange today. This is a little long. I want you
to listen to it. Listen to how quickly he tries
(20:35):
to shut things down when the truth is thrown in
his face.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
The violence is getting out of control, and it is
fueled by the demagogery of politicians. Whether it is one
of your members telling axios that there needs to be
blood to grab the attention of the press and the public,
another saying civility isn't working and to prepare for violence,
or even a member of this committee being arrested for
forcibly impeding and interfering with federal officials. This escalation deserves condemnation.
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It needs to stop, and it needs to stop now.
Assaults against ICE officers are up over eight hundred and
thirty percent, and that's a low ball estimate. There have
been violent incidents in Alvarado. McCallan with Ortland suspend briefly.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yes, Michael, so, I got a point of order h
the suant to Clause two K eight of Rule eleven.
I raise a point of order that this testimony is
outside the scope of the hearing.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I would object to that position, mister chairman, that's you, sir.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I would object. As he brought up that as a
result of Democrat rhetoric, ICE agents are being hunted in
this country. Headline Rhode Island. Democrats smears ICE as Nazi
Gaestapo thugs for arresting illegal aliens. This is Maxwell Frost.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
No one with an eyes and a conscient can ignore
what this really is. It's an internment camp, a place
full of people who look like me, latinos Haitian men,
subjugated to inhumane conditions under the guise of immigration enforcement.
And it's disgusting. It's an American It demands oversight.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That kind of rhetoric is taken as orders. When Democrats
speak like that, they're Nazis, their Nazis, kidnappings, their Nazis kidnappings,
Nazi Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Nazi. The mentally ill, demonic base
of the Democrat Party, they hear marching orders. So now
ICE agents have to wear masks or they risk their
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families being attacked. That's where we are as a country.
Somebody decided looking up about that in front of Congress.
Bennie Thompson knew what he was saying was true. That's
why he shut it down, and that's why he made
a feudal effort to get it struck from the congressional testimony.
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Because the truth is he knows it. Every single Democrat
knows it. They know that's what they're doing. It's not
as if they just use these crazy words and throw
out these crazy accusations and then something random happens and
they think, wow, I hope that wasn't a result of
what I said. Oh well no, no, no. They know
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that will be the result. Because violence and intimidation have
always been part of the communist tool belt. They understand
it aids them that people are afraid. That good people
are afraid, Ice agents are afraid, judges are afraid. Remember
remember how quickly the Supreme Court started wilting and doing
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us wrong once an assassin was found outside of Brett
Kavanaugh's house ready to shoot him in the head. Supreme
Court got a lot more to down, didn't it. The
Communists have always understood that they need to dial up
their rhetoric, make it as crazy as humanly possible.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Speak like this, because it doesn't start at this Everglade
attention center. It actually starts to your point, when folks
get pulled over for small traffic violations, end up in
a local jail under an icehold, have no ability to
seek due process, and then reality is that a lot
of these folks don't have the money to even afford
an attorney, and so you're creating an environment that is
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racially motivated that is not going to keep anyone more
safe because you're pulling law enforcement away from their actual jobs.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
But going after a violent.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Crime, that moron. Maybe a moron is a moron, but
she knows. The demonic Democrat base hears that, and they
hear marching orders, and they will go forward to commit
acts of violence, and the violence serves to intimidate their
political opponents, which helps them. That's a fact. Do some emails, Jesse.
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The communists create new words to give license to violate
our laws. This is along the lines of what I
was just talking about. New magic word gives a license
to kill ICE agents kidnapped as in I thought I
was being kidnapped because ICE agents did nab name tags.
And so he's a hundredercent right, his name is Ronald
one hundred percent right. That's why they've shifted to using
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that term kidnapped. They're kidnapping people, kidnapping people. You see,
if a federal officer is arresting you for violating immigration law,
for committing a crime of some kind, well you can't
violently fight back, or you're the criminal. But if you
say that federal officer is kidnapping people kidnapping you, then
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you when you fight back, you're not the criminal. You're
the good guy. You're fighting against the bad guys, fighting
against the criminals. This is how they build an army
of demonic, violent lunatics. And they have built I shouldn't
say they they have built. It is built. They have
spent years conditioning their demonic, mentally ill base that they
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are the good guys in the fight against Nazis and
the fight against kidnappers and the fight against racists. And
they've drilled that rhetoric into the head of their base
so many times. There are now legions of these people
out there marching, protesting rocks, shooting guns molotov cocktails. This
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is caused because the elite communists say to the street communists,
go there's the bad guys. Hurt them and the street communists.
Obey Jesse, yesterday you were answering a question about being
a dad and mentioned all the cool stuff you get
to do with your sons. Now not sympathy farming. But
I did not have a farm or father like that
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to teach me cool things. I now have a daughter
of my own, and I would like to take her
hunting and fishing and such. But I have no idea
where to even begin any thoughts on this. I don't
want to be a boring dad who just sits on
the couch and watches TV with her things. Okay, first,
I'm going to assume we'll use hunting for example. I'm
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going to assume, because of the way you frame this
that you don't know much about guns or hunting or
something like that. Don't feel bad. Different people had different upbringing.
I was raised in Montana. I was raised on that stuff,
and I was raised by a dad who geeked out
on that stuff. You don't have to worry about it,
all right, here's what you need to do. Here's what
you need to do. Go down and take a gun
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safety course with your daughter, a gun or hunting safety course.
They were called hunter safety courses when I was a kid.
Maybe they just have gun safety courses. You will go down,
you will learn the ins and outs, you'll learn safety
and that already. That is step one. Step two. Go
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to a range, borrow a weapon from a friend, go down,
get some ear protection, lean on a friend, ask somebody, Hey,
you want to come help me? Basics? Basics safety first,
learn how to learn how it functions, learn how to
pull the trigger. I don't know what your financial situation is.
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You can maybe jump ahead a little bit if you
maybe hire a guide, maybe ask a friend, Hey, you
wanna we wanna take a sound We want to go
dear hunt. We're gonna go rabbit hunting. And the same
thing when it comes to fishing. You don't have to
be super dad. Dads and moms both do this. You
look at that dad and you think, look at that
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super dad. I suck. I don't know anything. Women do
this to themselves all the time too. I'm a bad mom.
I didn't bake her the special cupcakes, but Nancy baked
her daughter the cupcakes. My I suck. Stop comparing yourself
to other parents. Just love your kids. You don't have
to be like me. I don't have to be like you.
I have so many failures. You have so many failures
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that you care enough is all that matters. The rest
you will figure out. Okay, don't sit and beat yourself
up like that. Just take step one. Ain't you know
what she'll benefit from watching you? Learn? Learning? From you.
Learning is a benefit as well, Honey, I don't know.
Let's go find out together. She'll take a lesson from
that and get her a burn. A pistol launcher please
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all women. Now, I carry one myself, so I don't
want to make this just about women. But Berna's compact launcher.
It's the size of a smartphone. It's a little over
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It's legal everywhere. It fits in that dainty little hot
chick purse you carry around you eat, a little jogging
tight in your car, and it'll stop a badman from
hurting you badly. Get a BURNA pistol launcher for the
person you love the most. Legal all fifty states, Legal
in all fifty states. It's not a gun. I don't
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like guns. It's not a gun. Right in your purse,
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burna dot com. We'll be back truth Attitude. Jesse Kelly.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Wednesday member.
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Let's get to
the emails, though, because we are behind and I'm ready
to just I'm ready to hear from you. Jesse, what
did you use to cap the beaver? At twenty two
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you would preserve more pelt, but a three hundred short
mag might make equal clean. Ooh, the dude said he
heard they're delicious. I used a seventeen HMR. It's a
little bit bigger than a twenty two. I I'm not
a huge hunter anymore, but my dad taught me how
(31:23):
to hunt. I told you, I've told you this before.
When I was a kid before I mean we're talking
five six years old, my dad would go rabbit hunting
back in Ohio. We had beagles dogs, and he used
beagles to go rabbit hunting, and he'd be out there
with his shotgun. Well, like any young man, I wanted
to be like my dad, and I wanted to do
whatever dad was doing. And I had all these toy
(31:43):
guns because I was just kind of always like that.
And I would take my toy gun out rabbit hunting
with my dad. And I'd be pointing at the rabbits
and shooting, you know nothing, use it's a toy gun
when he was shooting it. So that's kind of how
I grew up. And then we moved to Montana and
it was deer hunting and elk hunting and things like that.
So my dad was a hunter. I don't know that
I call myself a hunter. I did it with my dad,
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and I've done it some since then, but mostly with
my dad. But he was also big on animals in
the outdoors. If you want to see my dad rip
your head off, go ahead and throw a wrapper or
something like that down a can or something. Go ahead
and litter in the great outdoors and watch my dad
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come on glued on you. And when it came to animals,
we either ate what we shot or if it was
something we didn't think we were going to eat, they
have all kinds of different shelters. You could donate the
meat to the Montana. He insisted on that when it
comes to animals themselves. He's an animal lover as Honestly,
most hunters are people who don't hunt. Don't get that,
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but most hunters are animal lovers. There's always a scumbag
out there. I realize that, but most hunters are animal lovers.
You did not wound an animal in my house, in
my house, in my dad's house. If you, God forbid,
did not land a kill shot on the animal and
you wounded it, you will track that animal down. If
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it takes you days, you will track that animal down,
and you will find it, and you will finish it,
because you don't want that animal to suffer. I may
believe in removing pests. You know, I'll shoot all gophers
all day long, But even then, I don't hate gophers.
They're a nuisance, They destroy your yard. They the livestock
will break legs on them. It's just it's a pest.
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But even then I don't want them to suffer. With beaver,
You're right, twenty two might be enough, but beavers are
pretty hardy, and I was worried about that, so I
went up. That was a long way of saying, win
in doubt. I mean I was joking about the pelt
went in doubt. We always believed in using more than
you need it, win in doubt. Overkill is underrated. As
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the old saying goes, what Chris Chris said, you might
have been joking about the pelt, but you could still
get it. Oh, I'll get another one, buddy, I'll be
another one. Unless that unless that beaver's friends have already
put the word out that there's a beaver hunter over here,
a beaver slayer, and he'll eat you up. Maybe that's
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the word they put out. What Chris, don't make that
face Jessie along the lines of last night's show, wanting
accountability and not to move on. I believe the autopen
piece is a distraction. It will be hard to prove
that Biden didn't authorize absent and administrative official specifically stating
they didn't get authorization. But I wanted to point out
(34:36):
why it's critical to challenge the preemptive pardons, whether autopen
or not. Okay, so I'm not going to touch on
all this because it's a long but it's good email,
and I want to make sure I kind of doubled
down on what I told you last night about the
auto pen stuff. Do you remember the Obama birth certificate stuff.
If you're old enough, you remember, and Trump actually got
(34:58):
down on that, But remember what it was in case
you forgot, or in case you're a little younger. I know,
we have kids who listen and we love that. There
was I'm not going to call it a conspiracy theory,
because you know, there's some evidence out there, but there
was a belief system that grew once Barack Obama got
elected that he should not have been allowed to be
(35:21):
president because the theory was he was not born in America.
They say he was born somewhere else. You have to
be born in America to be president. Therefore he should
get kicked out. And people would always ask me what
I thought about it? What I thought about it, and
I could lay it all out for you, but I'm
(35:41):
not going to bother right now. But the main point
of what I would say when people asked was this,
what difference does it make? Meaning they're not going to
kick him out? You know it, and I know it.
They're not going to kick him out. That doesn't mean
we shouldn't look into it. Said the same thing back then,
look into it, figure it out, figure out what you believe,
(36:03):
figure out what's right, what's wrong, But go into it
with a realistic expectation. They're not going to impeach him,
They're not going to kick him out. You can prove
you can grab all the documentation you want everything, you're
about to email me right now. I've seen it, and frankly,
I believe a lot of it. It's fine, But they
were never going to kick him out. So how much
(36:25):
time do you waste tread and water on it? But
spinning your reels is probably more what I was trying
to say. But with the Biden autopen stuff, did you
know they already called some of his people in today
and they're taking the fifth I believe there is something
there with the autopen stuff, and that's me I would
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tell you if it was a waste of time. No,
I don't think doctor Fauci's going to prison. I'm sorry. No,
I don't think Hunter Biden's finally going to go down.
I'm not telling you that. I don't believe that. I
don't think that they'll they'll work their way through everything
they have to work, work their way through and get
all the way there. I'm not saying that. I'm not
telling you the deep State's gonna burn for this. I'm
not saying that. But if there is criminal behavior, and
(37:12):
it certainly appears that there was criminal behavior, exposing it
to the American people and maybe just maybe getting them
to rat on each other. We might see something, some
kind of a benefit. It is a huge deal. It's
(37:32):
a huge scandal. I'm not gonna over promise that we're
gonna see faut you behind bars, as much as I
want that, it's not gonna happen. But we might get somewhere.
And unless we try on this, we don't know. I
don't think we should drop it. I think we should
pursue it. And Trump is so hot on it, I
(37:53):
think we will pursue it. I want you to pursue
rough greens in the meantime. That's what I want you
to pursue. And thankfully you don't have to go through
subpoenas and legal documentations and things like that. To introduce
your dog to real nutrition for the first time, all
you have to do is make a phone call or
go to the website. Your dog eats empty calories every
(38:13):
single day. That's what you feed them. If the food
is brown, it's dead. There's nothing in it. I don't
care what it says on the bag that this is
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