October 20, 2025 • 37 mins
Sending in the national Guard into places like San Francisco is a temporary fix. We need to go after the root of the problem. How did El Salvador go from the murder capitol of the world to the safest countries in the western hemisphere? Is the shutdown coming to an end? What you need to be a jewel thief. Medal of Honor: Christopher Celiz
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Monday. Of course, you know what we're gonna
do this hour. We're gonna get the Medal of Honor Monday.
In a couple moments, we've got to talk about cleaning
up the cities. Trump says he's gonna go into San Francisco.
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Talk about more of this, the results of diversity hiring,
Trump shouting at Zelenski, more layoffs in the DEI industry,
all that in so much more coming up on The
Jesse Kelly Show. But not right now, because right now,
you know what we're gonna do every hour, well not
every hour. Every Monday. At the start of the second hour,
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we do Medal of Honor Monday. We take are we
say his name, we read his citation, talk about his
deeds because it is important. He deserves to be remembered,
what he did deserves to be remembered. And more importantly,
our children need to hear about these people because they
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need to know that's the kind of person you want
to be. This is how we create a new generation
of heroes. And of course we take email suggestions, Always have,
always will Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, My
wife and I recently moved to a wonderful small town
outside of Charleston, South Carolina. Gosh, I love Charleston. I
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was reviewing the agenda for our upcoming council meeting and
came across a project the county is working on to
create a statue and monument to Sergeant first Class Christopher A. Saliz.
Did some digging. He was born and raised in our town.
He met his wife while the two were attending a
local Heusse school, spent some time attending the Citadel, and
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later enlisted in the army. Eventually earned a spot as
an Army ranger. He was awarded the Medal of Honor
for his actions in Afghanistan in twenty eighteen. My kids
are a little young for war stories, but I look
forward to the day they are old enough so I
can share Sergeant first Class Saliz's story with them. Thought
it might be a good one for you to share
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with your audience. Much appreciated centerfive brother and his name
is Chris, also a veteran of the g WATT the
Global War on Terror. So born in Somerville, South Carolina.
Let's find out about mister Christopher Andrew Salize. US Army
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Hey honoring those who went above and beyond It's Medal
of Honor Monday. Sergeant first class christ for A. Salies
distinguished himself by conspicuous gallantry above and beyond the call
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of duty while engaged with the enemy in Paktiya Province, Afghanistan,
on July twelfth, twenty eighteen. As the leader of a
special purpose unit comprised of partnered forces and members of
the first Battalions, seventy fifth Ranger Regiment, Sergeant first class
Salies led in operation to clear an area of enemy
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forces and thereby disrupt future attacks against the Government of
Afghanistan and allied forces. Shortly after his team reached their
final objectives, a large enemy force attacked, placing effective fire
on him and his team, preventing them from maneuvering to counterattack.
Realizing the danger the attack posed to his team and
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the operation, Sergeant first class Salies voluntarily exposed himself to
intense enemy machine gun in small arms fire to retur retrieve,
and employ a heavy weapons system, thereby allowing US and
partnered forces to regain the initiative maneuver to a secure
location and begin treatment of a critically wounded partnered force member.
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As a medical evacuation helicopter arrived, it was immediately engaged
by accurate and sustained enemy fire. Knowing how critical it
was to load the casualty, Sergeant first class Salize willingly
exposed himself to heavy enemy fire to direct and lead
the evacuation. As the casualty moved from a position of
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cover and out into intense enemy fire, Sergeant first class
Salize made a conscious effort to ensure his body acted
as a physical shield to his team carrying the casualty
and the crew of the aircraft. As the casualty was
loaded and Sergeant first Class's Saliz's team returned to cover,
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he alone remained at the aircraft returned, being a high
volume of fire and constantly repositioning himself to act as
a physical shield to the aircraft in its crew. With
his final reposition, Sergeant first class Salize placed himself directly
between the cockpit and the enemy, ensuring the aircraft was
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able to depart. As the helicopter lifted off, Sergeant first
class Salies was hit by enemy fire. Fully aware of
his own injury, but understanding the peril to the aircraft
from the intense enemy machine gun fire. Sergeant first class
Sali's motion to the aircraft to depart rather than remain
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behind to load him his selfless actions saved the life
of the evacuated partnered force member and almost certainly prevented
further casualties among other members of his team and the
aircrew throughout the engagement. Sergeant first Class Salies significantly changed
the course of battle by repeatedly placing himself in extreme
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danger to protect his team to defeat the enemy, and
it ultimately cost him his life. Sergeant first Class Saliz's
extraordinary heroism and selflessness above and beyond the call of duty.
We're in keeping with the highest traditions of military service,
and reflect great credit upon himself, his unit in the
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United States Army.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And we're going to play taps for this war. Rest
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in peace, brother, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So, I don't know if you saw the news it
dropped a couple hours ago, hour ago something like that
where Trump got permission. I don't know why he needs it,
but permission to go into Portland. Now, Can he send
the National Guard into Portland? These places and I'm looking
at a headline here. Trump vows to make San Francisco
great again. It's going to go into San Francisco. And
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I want to be clear about a couple of things. First,
stopping crime is important. It's a big deal, and in
some ways it's the biggest. And I'll explain why. When
people fear for their physical safety, they will endure whatever
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they have to endure to get that to stop. There's
just something palpable about it. It's something we've discussed before.
When someone feels like they are physically in danger, they
will do whatever, agree to whatever, pay whatever to get
it to stop. America's cities are disgusting, crime ridden, filthy dumps,
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and the good people who reside in those cities, Yes,
there are many good people who reside in those cities.
The good people who reside in those cities have every
right to want it to stop. And an American president
wanting it to stop, wanting to make these places safe,
wanting to make them great, is good. It is good.
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It is good to look at San Francisco and say
I want that cleaned up. I have actually never stepped
foot in San Francisco for most of my childhood. I
was told by people who travel that it is the
coolest American city, that it is beautiful and awesome. Now
because of communist rule, it is mocked internationally. There are
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apps for your phone you can download that track the
human poop because there's so much of it on the street.
I know somebody who lived in San Francisco, and she
said her car got broken into so many times that
she would leave signs on the car windows saying there's
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nothing of value in here, Please don't break my windows again.
To have that take place in a modern country like
America is such a disgrace because democrats are sick, evil
and demonic. But will set that aside. Going into places
like they're wanting to go into San Francisco and clean
it up is good. Chicago, Portland, New York City. It's
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good to want Americans to stop being victimized by crime.
But we have to have a talk about temporary solutions
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few I just want to talk about the sending National
Guard into these cities. So let's separate a couple of things. First,
Ice going into these cities where the illegals are is
one hundred percent good, right, lawful, and justified. And sending
in troops to protect Ice from the street animals good,
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right and justified. All these things are good and right
and justified. I'm talking about the idea of sending in
the National Guard to address crime the way it was
done in DC. All of a sudden, DC sparkling and
it's safe, and everyone's thinking to themselves, well, let's get
that everywhere. Well here's the reality of it. We'll make
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it about San Francisco, because that's the one that came
up today. If you, let's say, you send in the
National Guard, the Marines, the rangers, whoever, you send them
into San Francisco, and you've got on patrol on the streets,
all of a sudden, the poop is cleaned up. The
crime has gone away, no more breakds, no more murder,
no more drugs, and things are good. That's a good thing.
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That's a good thing, But it is also a temporary
thing because you are treating the symptom, not the actual disease.
The disease of crime in major cities is coming from
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the judiciary itself. I could sit here for the next
two hours on the show and read you headline after
headline after headline just like this. This one's from libs
of TikTok. Jacqueline D. Grant, a Democrat appointed judge, sentenced
Leif Brynoff to just fifteen days in jail and probation
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after he was convicted of assault for violently confronting an
elderly wheelchair bound man and a twelve year old during
Trump's visit to Hurricane Helene victims. He also pulled a
knife as police attempted to escort him from the victims.
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Fifteen days in jail, and I don't have to read
more because we talk about these stories so many times.
Guy's been arrested thirty times. Guy's been arrested forty times.
Guy's arrested fifty times. Now, this animal, these animals, Let's
say all these animals are all gathered in one neighborhood
in San Francisco. Can we stop them from doing animal
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things by putting the troops on the streets, No question,
no question, They'll hide inside. They'll be good little boys.
But that's not going to last. You know it, and
I know it, and we don't want it to last.
We have to handle the judge problem. You know El Salvador,
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That Bouquetli, the guy who gets he's the El Salvadorian leader.
In case you don't know who I'm talking about, El
Salvador was really the murder capital of the world. It
was a country that was run by gangs. And now
it is, I believe, the safest country in the Western hemisphere.
Not only is it safe, it's sparkling clean. We are
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considering taking a vacation there because I've been told it's affordable,
clean and so safe. You can walk your wife down
the street in the middle of the night, no problems whatsoever.
It's that safe. How did he do that? Well, you know,
it gets famous. You know what you already know about
the big prison system. Everyone knows about that. You've already
seen the pictures, You've already seen the video. We're sending
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illegals down there. Oh well, that's what they did. No,
that's part of what they did. You know what else
they did? They impeached judges. Do you know that it
became the most violent, disgusting country on the planet because
violent disgusting judges were letting criminals go free, light charges
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or no charges. I don't care how many Sea cot
that's the name of the prison. I don't know how
many sea coots. I don't care how many you would build.
You would never ever, ever be able to clean up
El Salvador until the judges who send those guys free
were removed from the bench. The GOP right now, what
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they're doing is they're taking ivy profen for a headache,
when the problem is the brain tumor. Sure, send in
your National Guard. That's fine, do this, do that. The
GOP is going to have to start attacking the root
of this problem, and the root of this problem are
the savages who wear judges robes. In this country. Legions
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of these communist activists are graduating law school every year,
and they're not going into law for money. They're not
going to prosecute criminals. They are going into law so
they can make sure animals are on the street to
murder and rape your daughter. That is why they went
into the legal profession. It's why they seek out a
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spot on the bench. Until these judges are removed, we
will never get a permanent solution to crime in this country.
I don't care how many National Guard, Marines, rangers, or
Navy seals happen to be walking the streets of Chicago.
The crime problem here will remain as long as the
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judges remain. That is simply a fact. The GOP is
going to have to start getting more serious about permanent solutions.
Have you heard a single member of the United States
House of Representatives talk about impeaching judges in any serious way? One?
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If you have, it's not more than one or two.
That's a serious solution. The National Guards a band aid.
You want to fix the problem, get rid of the judges.
If you don't have the guts to do that, crime
remains there. We'll do some emails next. Before we do
some emails speaking of crime. A crime that's not even
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run down and hardly ever prosecuted, is all this freaking
data crime, meaning the theft of your data online. It's horrible.
It's horrible how bad and pervasive this is. And nobody's
coming to save these people, no one in law enforcement.
There just aren't enough people to run down all of
these things. So what's the result. The result is one
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day you have an empty bank account. One day your
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Speaker 2 (19:28):
True.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a fantastic Monday. I remember, if you miss
any part of the show, you can download at iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. So I don't know how much longer the
government shutdown is gonna last. And I'm sorry about that.
I have greatly enjoyed the government shutdown. I think it's
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been wonderful. Almost every single part of it has been
spectacular to me. The thought of all these federal employees,
maybe even quittings you're not going to paid, it's been wonderful.
I've been really disappointed in how many firings there have been.
I was promised that it'd be really bad. There have
been whole agencies. I think it's been four thousand people
so far. But setting that aside, I think it might
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be coming to an end. Why this is why.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
This shutdown hasn't eaten and the Donald Trump support at all?
Isn't that approval rating is actually up a point and
in terms of in terms of his popular support. So
the bottom line is this The first shutdown during Trump's
first term twenty eighteen twenty nineteen was hurting Donald Trump.
This one is not hurting him at all. There's no
real reason Donald Trump might say, at least when it
comes to popular support, I want to get out of
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the shutdown.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Democrats. They shut down the government. They wanted something for it,
they wanted to show their base they were standing up
for something. But if it's not hurting Trump's popularity, that
means it's hurting yours. If it's hurting yours, how long
do you let it go on on? Now? The problem
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for Democrats is they have been trying to get something
for all this, trying to hold the government hostage to
get something for it. Give us money for illegals, give us,
give us this, give us something. I always assume the
Republicans would cave because mahman, they're Republicans, that's what they do.
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But if the poll numbers haven't moved in the favor
of Democrats, in fact, if the polls are getting worse
for you, how long do you let this go on?
How long can you let this go on? I don't
know how much longer it's going to last. And if
we have a three week shut down, a four week
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shut down, and it's only four thousand government employees who
have been fired, I will be unbelievably disappointed in the
Trump administration. I was promised mass firings. I was promised
the sore of God coming for the deep state. If
it's four thousand people, that is going to be shockingly unacceptable. Jesse,
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And the first hour of your show you exhorted that
means encouraged. I know what exhorted means? Well, I didn't
know exactly what it meant, Chris, but I've never used
it in a sentence, but I could. I will now
I'm exhorting you to stop. Hey, did that work? I did, dead,
I knew it. You exhorted your listeners to go to
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their secret or secretary of state's website. Specifically, you said,
whatever state you're listening to me from, your secretary of
state has an internet website. I am curious to know
if there is any other kind of website, because those
you find besides those you find on the Internet. I
feel like saying internet website is like saying, literally, I
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have a copy of the transcript if you need it
well of your show, rather keep up the good work.
That's freaking rude. Okay, I don't know all words to
use all the time, especially when it comes to these
new fangled things like the Internet. All right, Jesse, I
was working the grill at the concession stand at a
local high school football game. It was senior night. School
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recognized all the senior football players, cheerleaders, band members. There
were about twenty kids recognized. The school is from a
small inner city minority community in Pennsylvania. Of those twenty
kids recognize, can you guess how many thank their fathers?
The number is zero. They think their mothers, their grandparents,
their aunts and uncles, their neighbors, their friends, their boyfriends
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and girlfriends, but not one of them thank the father.
I assume it's because their fathers are not in their lives.
It's very sad and tragic. I know how this happened,
Democrat policies and common influence on culture. But how does
this crisis get fixed? Is there anything we can do
to help our brothers who have not stepped up prison ministry?
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I don't know. Look, obviously he's talking about the problem
of the black community. Although fatherlessness has grown in the
country exponentially over the past decades, but it's much more
pervasive in the black community than anywhere else. To the
tune of like three fourths now, I think the last
number I saw was seventy two, seventy three percent. And
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I want to remind you of a couple things. First
of all, during a time where there was segregation in
America during the in the fifties, in the nineteen fifties,
do you know the percentage of black kids who grew
up in this country with a two parent home, seventy
five percent. Seventy five percent during segregation had mom and
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dad still in the home. This is at a time
where they were oppressed in this country. Now, now that
we've advanced, seventy five percent grow up without a two
parent home. Democrats did this on purpose, you know that, right.
This all comes back to Lyndon Johnson, all that great
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society stuff. It's just how communists look at things. He
looked at the black population of the country, and he
wasn't concerned about racism. He wasn't concerned about them being
treated like second class citizens. He saw a voting block,
and everybody has a price. Human beings, for all of
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human history have been able to be bought by politicians.
It's the oldest concept in the world. I forget who
said it. It might have been Detokefille. I'm gonna screw
this up. I forget who said it about America, but
it was essentially he essentially said, I predict that America
is going to be doing great until the public figures
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out they can vote for themselves. Large gifts from the
public treasury. Politicians buy people's votes. Johnson and the Democrats,
they thought they had something, they figured out they had something. Hey,
what if we pay them? What if we did? Look,
what if we just pay them? And they did. And
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the result of that, the result of that is so
many kids growing up without their father because the financial
incentive is not to have one. And it's so insanely
not just sad, insanely damaging for society because dads are
so important that you know, as a child, you're supposed
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to have a dad and a mom. That's how we're created.
You need both influences in your life, both both young
boys and young girls do. And I realize life's not perfect.
Maybe you're in a single family household. Life's not perfect.
That's the way it goes sometimes. But it is so
damaging for society. But it's one of the most evil
things out there. It's terrible. It is very very bad
in the black community. How do you fix it? Honestly,
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I don't even want to go into it because I
don't know how you would fix it. Because in order
to fix it, what would have to happen would be
Republicans would have to actually take away in entitlement. And
the next time Republicans take away an entitlement from somebody
will be the first time Republicans take away an entitlement
from somebody. Democrats love to pass these entitlement things, they
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love to hand them out, and then Republicans like to
act indignant about it, but never actually do it. You
don't get re elected by taking away people's government checks.
You don't believe me. Ask any politician who's ever brought
up social Security or Medicare that just the idea of
reforming them. It's not like you have to be some
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the battle acts that says, oh, I eliminate them immediately.
I'm not saying that if you even bring up reforming
them at all, it will most likely cost you your
seat of power. You know who you can ask about
that me, because that issue is the reason I'm not
a sitting member of the United States Congress right now.
I lost the Gabrielle Gifference by four thousand votes. Why
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because she ran ad after ad after ad telling old
people I was going to take away their social security.
Enough of them across the aisle and now I mean,
by the grace of God, I'm not sitting in Congress.
This is how it works. People get addicted to their
government checks of any kind. Doesn't matter what the government
check is could be disability, so security, could be welfare,
whatever it is, and so these things remain permanent. What
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is that great Reagan quote, the qu closest thing to
eternal life on earth as a government program. I don't
know how we fix something like that. Gotta be some
sort of a spiritual fix. I guess I don't know how.
All right, let's talk about Let's talk about jewel thievery.
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Let's talk about crime. Though I just mentioned earlier that
this is not a ten very thing. Having crime, violent
crime be so prevalent here is not going to be
fixed soon. It is not. This is as long as
we're stuck with these judges. This is how we have
to learn to live. That means you have to take
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personal ownership of your safety. You cannot farm it out
to the cops or your brother or your dad, or
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Show it is The Jesse Kelly show on a Wonderful. Monday,
remember you can email the Show jesse At Jesse kellyshow dot.
Com SO i have to talk about potheads really quickly
before we go talk about the jewel theft In. France
there is there is a restaurant in the vicinity of our.
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Studio it is one of those restaurants that's very clearly stoner.
Based you can tell by the names of their sandwiches
and things like, that and the things they put on.
There you, know have a cheese steak with cheese sticks
and chicken fingers on. It just it's one of those
types of. Places now that said freakin. Delicious it is so.
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Good it's so. Delicious oh that's. Good here's the. Problem
we attempted to get some cheese steaks for ourselves a
couple of days. Ago this a couple of days, ago, Right,
chris a couple of days, ago and we found out
they have now adjusted their hours and they don't open
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until four in the. Afternoon potheads are, Lazy that's what it.
Is why are you shaking your, Head, Chris yes they.
Are don't tell me they're not making their. Lunch Many
this is a pothead, Thing that's what this. Is i'm
telling you right. Now this is. Laziness these potheads are
sleeping in till three in the, afternoon and then they're
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gonna come in and make our delicious. Sandwiches you know
who is it? Lazy these jewel thieves In. FRANCE i
just watched the Movie heat yesterday with my. Kids, WELL
i tried to make, It, WAN i tried to make
my kids watch, it BUT i have really lain kids
who didn't want to sit down and watch a movie
about bank theft and big shootouts and. Cops BUT i
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tried to make them Watch heat so they could learn
how to be jewel. Thieves, WELL i mean in. Cops
but did you see that the thieves stole the crown
jewels in four minutes from The Louver. Museum, chris did
you see? This they're getting in there with. Ladders they're
making off containing more than thirteen hundred. Diamonds, now let
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me ask you before we get to the, emails and
then we're going to make fun Of. Obama we'll do
some dei stuff we. Have we have all kinds of stuff.
Coming be honest with. Yourself you don't have to email
me and let me. Know be honest with. Yourself are
you rooting for? Them? Now? Now, now, listen this is what.
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Happens here's what. Happens You immediately you think to, yourself
why shouldn't because they're thieves and stealing things is? Wrong
of course you THINK i. Shouldn't so What i'll do
Is i'm going to pretend Like i'm not rooting for.
Them but deep, down And i'm sure this is because
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we all watch movies movie bank theft. Movies we all
Watched Ocean's eleven and things like that where people steal.
Things why do we root for? THEM i, look everyone
Knows i'm a bad, person even THOUGH i HATE i hate.
Thieves everyone knows that. Too BUT i hate, thieves But
i'm so. Impressed, What, Chris? WHAT i root for them
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BECAUSE i THINK i could do it on my, life
cross my heart and hope to. Die, Honestly May god
strike me down right now If i'm lying to. You
while we were Watching heat, YESTERDAY i, actually at one
point in time looked over At ab AND i SAID
i should have been a bank, robber and she rolled her.
Eyes in, fact her eyes may still be stuck, rolled
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how badly she rolled her. Eyes, What, chris what job
WOULD i? Want we've already talked about. This i'm a, wheelman.
RIGHT i Am Jason statham in the in the. TRANSPORTER
i am an amazing. DRIVER i don't know why people
have such a hard time accepting what a great DRIVER i.
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Am and it's not about. Speed this is where other
wheelmen get it. Wrong it's not about. Speed in, fact
WHAT i have can't really be. Taught it's about. INSTINCTS
i see things on the road other people don't see like, You.
Chris you probably just drive. Me i'm thinking several steps,
(34:46):
ahead several cars. Ahead if we're on a big let's
say we're on its four lanes on the, HIGHWAY i
can look up, ahead AND i will look up ahead
And i'll see that car is swerving six cars, ahead
but this guy's hitting. Brakes IF i get over, Now
i'll be able to get in with this flow of
traffic and zoom around. HIM i just have These it
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was From. GOD i don't want to take any credit for. It,
jesus thank You. Lord it's From. GOD i have these
instincts that make me an amazing. DRIVER i Don't it's
one of those things THAT i can't really put into.
Words have you ever talked to a great, chef like
a world class? Chef what don't make that? Face how
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he just, knows he knows a little more a little.
Oregano all that all that needs is a little bit more,
oregano and that'll be. Perfect that's HOW i drive IF
i was part of a, crew BECAUSE i would want a.
CREW i just, AGAIN i watched heat last. Night what
did they call?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
It?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Scores we're going to take, Scores. Chris If i'm an
out there taking, Scores i'm a. Wheelman what but NOW
i can't be in the bank for the. Rock, no, no, no, no,
no you don't. Understand i'm running things from the car
like a Like. Napoleon, right you want? Me you want
(36:12):
me manning the maps and things like. That i'm gonna
coordinate from the. Car those, guys those guys on the
front lines in the, bank they don't, know they don't.
Look they can't time. Everything, AGAIN i just watched. Heat
the cops are gonna be here in ninety. Seconds we
have to get these bearer bonds. Now And i'll be
on the radio letting them know. That i'll already have
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the car fired, up air conditioning. On everyone's gonna be.
Sweaty i'm gonna be no, radio of, course you know my.
Rules no radio in the. Car, anyway the kids are
really starting to push. Back can we have some? MUSIC
i don't let them do. IT i make them put
the phones. Away the phones go in the center. Console no.
Music but, anyway that's beside the. Point i'm a born.
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Wheelman even if part of me wants to be in
the bank fault going through people safe deposit boxes to get,
whatever to find, jewels the, jewel the diamonds and. Stuff
even if part of me wants, THAT i know How
god made me. Right Plus i'm so. Tall IF i
went into the, bank mask or no, mask Eventually i'm
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gonna get. BUSTED a. Wheelman nobody KNOWS i could be
a midget sitting behind the. Wheel nobody Knows i'll even
get one of those seats that lowers all the way.
DOWN i could do, It, YES i. Could and look,
NOW i would have to remember my. Glasses BUT i
could do it for. Sure let's talk About obama and
(37:38):
the death OF dei next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Monday. Of course, you know what we're gonna
do this hour. We're gonna get the Medal of Honor Monday.
In a couple moments, we've got to talk about cleaning
up the cities. Trump says he's gonna go into San Francisco.
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Talk about more of this, the results of diversity hiring,
Trump shouting at Zelenski, more layoffs in the DEI industry,
all that in so much more coming up on The
Jesse Kelly Show. But not right now, because right now,
you know what we're gonna do every hour, well not
every hour. Every Monday. At the start of the second hour,
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we do Medal of Honor Monday. We take are we
say his name, we read his citation, talk about his
deeds because it is important. He deserves to be remembered,
what he did deserves to be remembered. And more importantly,
our children need to hear about these people because they
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need to know that's the kind of person you want
to be. This is how we create a new generation
of heroes. And of course we take email suggestions, Always have,
always will Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, My
wife and I recently moved to a wonderful small town
outside of Charleston, South Carolina. Gosh, I love Charleston. I
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was reviewing the agenda for our upcoming council meeting and
came across a project the county is working on to
create a statue and monument to Sergeant first Class Christopher A. Saliz.
Did some digging. He was born and raised in our town.
He met his wife while the two were attending a
local Heusse school, spent some time attending the Citadel, and
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later enlisted in the army. Eventually earned a spot as
an Army ranger. He was awarded the Medal of Honor
for his actions in Afghanistan in twenty eighteen. My kids
are a little young for war stories, but I look
forward to the day they are old enough so I
can share Sergeant first Class Saliz's story with them. Thought
it might be a good one for you to share
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with your audience. Much appreciated centerfive brother and his name
is Chris, also a veteran of the g WATT the
Global War on Terror. So born in Somerville, South Carolina.
Let's find out about mister Christopher Andrew Salize. US Army
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Hey honoring those who went above and beyond It's Medal
of Honor Monday. Sergeant first class christ for A. Salies
distinguished himself by conspicuous gallantry above and beyond the call
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of duty while engaged with the enemy in Paktiya Province, Afghanistan,
on July twelfth, twenty eighteen. As the leader of a
special purpose unit comprised of partnered forces and members of
the first Battalions, seventy fifth Ranger Regiment, Sergeant first class
Salies led in operation to clear an area of enemy
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forces and thereby disrupt future attacks against the Government of
Afghanistan and allied forces. Shortly after his team reached their
final objectives, a large enemy force attacked, placing effective fire
on him and his team, preventing them from maneuvering to counterattack.
Realizing the danger the attack posed to his team and
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the operation, Sergeant first class Salies voluntarily exposed himself to
intense enemy machine gun in small arms fire to retur retrieve,
and employ a heavy weapons system, thereby allowing US and
partnered forces to regain the initiative maneuver to a secure
location and begin treatment of a critically wounded partnered force member.
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As a medical evacuation helicopter arrived, it was immediately engaged
by accurate and sustained enemy fire. Knowing how critical it
was to load the casualty, Sergeant first class Salize willingly
exposed himself to heavy enemy fire to direct and lead
the evacuation. As the casualty moved from a position of
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cover and out into intense enemy fire, Sergeant first class
Salize made a conscious effort to ensure his body acted
as a physical shield to his team carrying the casualty
and the crew of the aircraft. As the casualty was
loaded and Sergeant first Class's Saliz's team returned to cover,
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he alone remained at the aircraft returned, being a high
volume of fire and constantly repositioning himself to act as
a physical shield to the aircraft in its crew. With
his final reposition, Sergeant first class Salize placed himself directly
between the cockpit and the enemy, ensuring the aircraft was
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able to depart. As the helicopter lifted off, Sergeant first
class Salies was hit by enemy fire. Fully aware of
his own injury, but understanding the peril to the aircraft
from the intense enemy machine gun fire. Sergeant first class
Sali's motion to the aircraft to depart rather than remain
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behind to load him his selfless actions saved the life
of the evacuated partnered force member and almost certainly prevented
further casualties among other members of his team and the
aircrew throughout the engagement. Sergeant first Class Salies significantly changed
the course of battle by repeatedly placing himself in extreme
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danger to protect his team to defeat the enemy, and
it ultimately cost him his life. Sergeant first Class Saliz's
extraordinary heroism and selflessness above and beyond the call of duty.
We're in keeping with the highest traditions of military service,
and reflect great credit upon himself, his unit in the
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United States Army.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And we're going to play taps for this war. Rest
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in peace, brother, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So, I don't know if you saw the news it
dropped a couple hours ago, hour ago something like that
where Trump got permission. I don't know why he needs it,
but permission to go into Portland. Now, Can he send
the National Guard into Portland? These places and I'm looking
at a headline here. Trump vows to make San Francisco
great again. It's going to go into San Francisco. And
(07:48):
I want to be clear about a couple of things. First,
stopping crime is important. It's a big deal, and in
some ways it's the biggest. And I'll explain why. When
people fear for their physical safety, they will endure whatever
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they have to endure to get that to stop. There's
just something palpable about it. It's something we've discussed before.
When someone feels like they are physically in danger, they
will do whatever, agree to whatever, pay whatever to get
it to stop. America's cities are disgusting, crime ridden, filthy dumps,
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and the good people who reside in those cities, Yes,
there are many good people who reside in those cities.
The good people who reside in those cities have every
right to want it to stop. And an American president
wanting it to stop, wanting to make these places safe,
wanting to make them great, is good. It is good.
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It is good to look at San Francisco and say
I want that cleaned up. I have actually never stepped
foot in San Francisco for most of my childhood. I
was told by people who travel that it is the
coolest American city, that it is beautiful and awesome. Now
because of communist rule, it is mocked internationally. There are
(09:23):
apps for your phone you can download that track the
human poop because there's so much of it on the street.
I know somebody who lived in San Francisco, and she
said her car got broken into so many times that
she would leave signs on the car windows saying there's
(09:44):
nothing of value in here, Please don't break my windows again.
To have that take place in a modern country like
America is such a disgrace because democrats are sick, evil
and demonic. But will set that aside. Going into places
like they're wanting to go into San Francisco and clean
it up is good. Chicago, Portland, New York City. It's
(10:08):
good to want Americans to stop being victimized by crime.
But we have to have a talk about temporary solutions
versus lasting solutions, and we're going to do that in
a moment. In fact, we're going to do that right now.
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we will get back to those emails here in a
(11:58):
few I just want to talk about the sending National
Guard into these cities. So let's separate a couple of things. First,
Ice going into these cities where the illegals are is
one hundred percent good, right, lawful, and justified. And sending
in troops to protect Ice from the street animals good,
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right and justified. All these things are good and right
and justified. I'm talking about the idea of sending in
the National Guard to address crime the way it was
done in DC. All of a sudden, DC sparkling and
it's safe, and everyone's thinking to themselves, well, let's get
that everywhere. Well here's the reality of it. We'll make
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it about San Francisco, because that's the one that came
up today. If you, let's say, you send in the
National Guard, the Marines, the rangers, whoever, you send them
into San Francisco, and you've got on patrol on the streets,
all of a sudden, the poop is cleaned up. The
crime has gone away, no more breakds, no more murder,
no more drugs, and things are good. That's a good thing.
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That's a good thing, But it is also a temporary
thing because you are treating the symptom, not the actual disease.
The disease of crime in major cities is coming from
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the judiciary itself. I could sit here for the next
two hours on the show and read you headline after
headline after headline just like this. This one's from libs
of TikTok. Jacqueline D. Grant, a Democrat appointed judge, sentenced
Leif Brynoff to just fifteen days in jail and probation
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after he was convicted of assault for violently confronting an
elderly wheelchair bound man and a twelve year old during
Trump's visit to Hurricane Helene victims. He also pulled a
knife as police attempted to escort him from the victims.
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Fifteen days in jail, and I don't have to read
more because we talk about these stories so many times.
Guy's been arrested thirty times. Guy's been arrested forty times.
Guy's arrested fifty times. Now, this animal, these animals, Let's
say all these animals are all gathered in one neighborhood
in San Francisco. Can we stop them from doing animal
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things by putting the troops on the streets, No question,
no question, They'll hide inside. They'll be good little boys.
But that's not going to last. You know it, and
I know it, and we don't want it to last.
We have to handle the judge problem. You know El Salvador,
(14:55):
That Bouquetli, the guy who gets he's the El Salvadorian leader.
In case you don't know who I'm talking about, El
Salvador was really the murder capital of the world. It
was a country that was run by gangs. And now
it is, I believe, the safest country in the Western hemisphere.
Not only is it safe, it's sparkling clean. We are
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considering taking a vacation there because I've been told it's affordable,
clean and so safe. You can walk your wife down
the street in the middle of the night, no problems whatsoever.
It's that safe. How did he do that? Well, you know,
it gets famous. You know what you already know about
the big prison system. Everyone knows about that. You've already
seen the pictures, You've already seen the video. We're sending
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illegals down there. Oh well, that's what they did. No,
that's part of what they did. You know what else
they did? They impeached judges. Do you know that it
became the most violent, disgusting country on the planet because
violent disgusting judges were letting criminals go free, light charges
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or no charges. I don't care how many Sea cot
that's the name of the prison. I don't know how
many sea coots. I don't care how many you would build.
You would never ever, ever be able to clean up
El Salvador until the judges who send those guys free
were removed from the bench. The GOP right now, what
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they're doing is they're taking ivy profen for a headache,
when the problem is the brain tumor. Sure, send in
your National Guard. That's fine, do this, do that. The
GOP is going to have to start attacking the root
of this problem, and the root of this problem are
the savages who wear judges robes. In this country. Legions
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of these communist activists are graduating law school every year,
and they're not going into law for money. They're not
going to prosecute criminals. They are going into law so
they can make sure animals are on the street to
murder and rape your daughter. That is why they went
into the legal profession. It's why they seek out a
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spot on the bench. Until these judges are removed, we
will never get a permanent solution to crime in this country.
I don't care how many National Guard, Marines, rangers, or
Navy seals happen to be walking the streets of Chicago.
The crime problem here will remain as long as the
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judges remain. That is simply a fact. The GOP is
going to have to start getting more serious about permanent solutions.
Have you heard a single member of the United States
House of Representatives talk about impeaching judges in any serious way? One?
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If you have, it's not more than one or two.
That's a serious solution. The National Guards a band aid.
You want to fix the problem, get rid of the judges.
If you don't have the guts to do that, crime
remains there. We'll do some emails next. Before we do
some emails speaking of crime. A crime that's not even
(18:19):
run down and hardly ever prosecuted, is all this freaking
data crime, meaning the theft of your data online. It's horrible.
It's horrible how bad and pervasive this is. And nobody's
coming to save these people, no one in law enforcement.
There just aren't enough people to run down all of
these things. So what's the result. The result is one
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day you have an empty bank account. One day your
credit scores wiped out because somebody took out a mortgage
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True.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a fantastic Monday. I remember, if you miss
any part of the show, you can download at iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. So I don't know how much longer the
government shutdown is gonna last. And I'm sorry about that.
I have greatly enjoyed the government shutdown. I think it's
(19:51):
been wonderful. Almost every single part of it has been
spectacular to me. The thought of all these federal employees,
maybe even quittings you're not going to paid, it's been wonderful.
I've been really disappointed in how many firings there have been.
I was promised that it'd be really bad. There have
been whole agencies. I think it's been four thousand people
so far. But setting that aside, I think it might
(20:13):
be coming to an end. Why this is why.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
This shutdown hasn't eaten and the Donald Trump support at all?
Isn't that approval rating is actually up a point and
in terms of in terms of his popular support. So
the bottom line is this The first shutdown during Trump's
first term twenty eighteen twenty nineteen was hurting Donald Trump.
This one is not hurting him at all. There's no
real reason Donald Trump might say, at least when it
comes to popular support, I want to get out of
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the shutdown.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Democrats. They shut down the government. They wanted something for it,
they wanted to show their base they were standing up
for something. But if it's not hurting Trump's popularity, that
means it's hurting yours. If it's hurting yours, how long
do you let it go on on? Now? The problem
(21:01):
for Democrats is they have been trying to get something
for all this, trying to hold the government hostage to
get something for it. Give us money for illegals, give us,
give us this, give us something. I always assume the
Republicans would cave because mahman, they're Republicans, that's what they do.
(21:23):
But if the poll numbers haven't moved in the favor
of Democrats, in fact, if the polls are getting worse
for you, how long do you let this go on?
How long can you let this go on? I don't
know how much longer it's going to last. And if
we have a three week shut down, a four week
(21:45):
shut down, and it's only four thousand government employees who
have been fired, I will be unbelievably disappointed in the
Trump administration. I was promised mass firings. I was promised
the sore of God coming for the deep state. If
it's four thousand people, that is going to be shockingly unacceptable. Jesse,
(22:08):
And the first hour of your show you exhorted that
means encouraged. I know what exhorted means? Well, I didn't
know exactly what it meant, Chris, but I've never used
it in a sentence, but I could. I will now
I'm exhorting you to stop. Hey, did that work? I did, dead,
I knew it. You exhorted your listeners to go to
(22:29):
their secret or secretary of state's website. Specifically, you said,
whatever state you're listening to me from, your secretary of
state has an internet website. I am curious to know
if there is any other kind of website, because those
you find besides those you find on the Internet. I
feel like saying internet website is like saying, literally, I
(22:51):
have a copy of the transcript if you need it
well of your show, rather keep up the good work.
That's freaking rude. Okay, I don't know all words to
use all the time, especially when it comes to these
new fangled things like the Internet. All right, Jesse, I
was working the grill at the concession stand at a
local high school football game. It was senior night. School
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recognized all the senior football players, cheerleaders, band members. There
were about twenty kids recognized. The school is from a
small inner city minority community in Pennsylvania. Of those twenty
kids recognize, can you guess how many thank their fathers?
The number is zero. They think their mothers, their grandparents,
their aunts and uncles, their neighbors, their friends, their boyfriends
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and girlfriends, but not one of them thank the father.
I assume it's because their fathers are not in their lives.
It's very sad and tragic. I know how this happened,
Democrat policies and common influence on culture. But how does
this crisis get fixed? Is there anything we can do
to help our brothers who have not stepped up prison ministry?
(23:54):
I don't know. Look, obviously he's talking about the problem
of the black community. Although fatherlessness has grown in the
country exponentially over the past decades, but it's much more
pervasive in the black community than anywhere else. To the
tune of like three fourths now, I think the last
number I saw was seventy two, seventy three percent. And
(24:18):
I want to remind you of a couple things. First
of all, during a time where there was segregation in
America during the in the fifties, in the nineteen fifties,
do you know the percentage of black kids who grew
up in this country with a two parent home, seventy
five percent. Seventy five percent during segregation had mom and
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dad still in the home. This is at a time
where they were oppressed in this country. Now, now that
we've advanced, seventy five percent grow up without a two
parent home. Democrats did this on purpose, you know that, right.
This all comes back to Lyndon Johnson, all that great
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society stuff. It's just how communists look at things. He
looked at the black population of the country, and he
wasn't concerned about racism. He wasn't concerned about them being
treated like second class citizens. He saw a voting block,
and everybody has a price. Human beings, for all of
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human history have been able to be bought by politicians.
It's the oldest concept in the world. I forget who
said it. It might have been Detokefille. I'm gonna screw
this up. I forget who said it about America, but
it was essentially he essentially said, I predict that America
is going to be doing great until the public figures
(25:50):
out they can vote for themselves. Large gifts from the
public treasury. Politicians buy people's votes. Johnson and the Democrats,
they thought they had something, they figured out they had something. Hey,
what if we pay them? What if we did? Look,
what if we just pay them? And they did. And
(26:14):
the result of that, the result of that is so
many kids growing up without their father because the financial
incentive is not to have one. And it's so insanely
not just sad, insanely damaging for society because dads are
so important that you know, as a child, you're supposed
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to have a dad and a mom. That's how we're created.
You need both influences in your life, both both young
boys and young girls do. And I realize life's not perfect.
Maybe you're in a single family household. Life's not perfect.
That's the way it goes sometimes. But it is so
damaging for society. But it's one of the most evil
things out there. It's terrible. It is very very bad
in the black community. How do you fix it? Honestly,
(27:01):
I don't even want to go into it because I
don't know how you would fix it. Because in order
to fix it, what would have to happen would be
Republicans would have to actually take away in entitlement. And
the next time Republicans take away an entitlement from somebody
will be the first time Republicans take away an entitlement
from somebody. Democrats love to pass these entitlement things, they
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love to hand them out, and then Republicans like to
act indignant about it, but never actually do it. You
don't get re elected by taking away people's government checks.
You don't believe me. Ask any politician who's ever brought
up social Security or Medicare that just the idea of
reforming them. It's not like you have to be some
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the battle acts that says, oh, I eliminate them immediately.
I'm not saying that if you even bring up reforming
them at all, it will most likely cost you your
seat of power. You know who you can ask about
that me, because that issue is the reason I'm not
a sitting member of the United States Congress right now.
I lost the Gabrielle Gifference by four thousand votes. Why
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because she ran ad after ad after ad telling old
people I was going to take away their social security.
Enough of them across the aisle and now I mean,
by the grace of God, I'm not sitting in Congress.
This is how it works. People get addicted to their
government checks of any kind. Doesn't matter what the government
check is could be disability, so security, could be welfare,
whatever it is, and so these things remain permanent. What
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is that great Reagan quote, the qu closest thing to
eternal life on earth as a government program. I don't
know how we fix something like that. Gotta be some
sort of a spiritual fix. I guess I don't know how.
All right, let's talk about Let's talk about jewel thievery.
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Let's talk about crime. Though I just mentioned earlier that
this is not a ten very thing. Having crime, violent
crime be so prevalent here is not going to be
fixed soon. It is not. This is as long as
we're stuck with these judges. This is how we have
to learn to live. That means you have to take
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personal ownership of your safety. You cannot farm it out
to the cops or your brother or your dad, or
you have to own your own personal safety. You right now,
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(31:02):
Good it's so. Delicious oh that's. Good here's the. Problem
we attempted to get some cheese steaks for ourselves a
couple of days. Ago this a couple of days, ago, Right,
chris a couple of days, ago and we found out
they have now adjusted their hours and they don't open
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until four in the. Afternoon potheads are, Lazy that's what it.
Is why are you shaking your, Head, Chris yes they.
Are don't tell me they're not making their. Lunch Many
this is a pothead, Thing that's what this. Is i'm
telling you right. Now this is. Laziness these potheads are
sleeping in till three in the, afternoon and then they're
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gonna come in and make our delicious. Sandwiches you know
who is it? Lazy these jewel thieves In. FRANCE i
just watched the Movie heat yesterday with my. Kids, WELL
i tried to make, It, WAN i tried to make
my kids watch, it BUT i have really lain kids
who didn't want to sit down and watch a movie
about bank theft and big shootouts and. Cops BUT i
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tried to make them Watch heat so they could learn
how to be jewel. Thieves, WELL i mean in. Cops
but did you see that the thieves stole the crown
jewels in four minutes from The Louver. Museum, chris did
you see? This they're getting in there with. Ladders they're
making off containing more than thirteen hundred. Diamonds, now let
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me ask you before we get to the, emails and
then we're going to make fun Of. Obama we'll do
some dei stuff we. Have we have all kinds of stuff.
Coming be honest with. Yourself you don't have to email
me and let me. Know be honest with. Yourself are
you rooting for? Them? Now? Now, now, listen this is what.
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Happens here's what. Happens You immediately you think to, yourself
why shouldn't because they're thieves and stealing things is? Wrong
of course you THINK i. Shouldn't so What i'll do
Is i'm going to pretend Like i'm not rooting for.
Them but deep, down And i'm sure this is because
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we all watch movies movie bank theft. Movies we all
Watched Ocean's eleven and things like that where people steal.
Things why do we root for? THEM i, look everyone
Knows i'm a bad, person even THOUGH i HATE i hate.
Thieves everyone knows that. Too BUT i hate, thieves But
i'm so. Impressed, What, Chris? WHAT i root for them
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BECAUSE i THINK i could do it on my, life
cross my heart and hope to. Die, Honestly May god
strike me down right now If i'm lying to. You
while we were Watching heat, YESTERDAY i, actually at one
point in time looked over At ab AND i SAID
i should have been a bank, robber and she rolled her.
Eyes in, fact her eyes may still be stuck, rolled
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how badly she rolled her. Eyes, What, chris what job
WOULD i? Want we've already talked about. This i'm a, wheelman.
RIGHT i Am Jason statham in the in the. TRANSPORTER
i am an amazing. DRIVER i don't know why people
have such a hard time accepting what a great DRIVER i.
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Am and it's not about. Speed this is where other
wheelmen get it. Wrong it's not about. Speed in, fact
WHAT i have can't really be. Taught it's about. INSTINCTS
i see things on the road other people don't see like, You.
Chris you probably just drive. Me i'm thinking several steps,
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ahead several cars. Ahead if we're on a big let's
say we're on its four lanes on the, HIGHWAY i
can look up, ahead AND i will look up ahead
And i'll see that car is swerving six cars, ahead
but this guy's hitting. Brakes IF i get over, Now
i'll be able to get in with this flow of
traffic and zoom around. HIM i just have These it
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was From. GOD i don't want to take any credit for. It,
jesus thank You. Lord it's From. GOD i have these
instincts that make me an amazing. DRIVER i Don't it's
one of those things THAT i can't really put into.
Words have you ever talked to a great, chef like
a world class? Chef what don't make that? Face how
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he just, knows he knows a little more a little.
Oregano all that all that needs is a little bit more,
oregano and that'll be. Perfect that's HOW i drive IF
i was part of a, crew BECAUSE i would want a.
CREW i just, AGAIN i watched heat last. Night what
did they call?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
It?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Scores we're going to take, Scores. Chris If i'm an
out there taking, Scores i'm a. Wheelman what but NOW
i can't be in the bank for the. Rock, no, no, no, no,
no you don't. Understand i'm running things from the car
like a Like. Napoleon, right you want? Me you want
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me manning the maps and things like. That i'm gonna
coordinate from the. Car those, guys those guys on the
front lines in the, bank they don't, know they don't.
Look they can't time. Everything, AGAIN i just watched. Heat
the cops are gonna be here in ninety. Seconds we
have to get these bearer bonds. Now And i'll be
on the radio letting them know. That i'll already have
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the car fired, up air conditioning. On everyone's gonna be.
Sweaty i'm gonna be no, radio of, course you know my.
Rules no radio in the. Car, anyway the kids are
really starting to push. Back can we have some? MUSIC
i don't let them do. IT i make them put
the phones. Away the phones go in the center. Console no.
Music but, anyway that's beside the. Point i'm a born.
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Wheelman even if part of me wants to be in
the bank fault going through people safe deposit boxes to get,
whatever to find, jewels the, jewel the diamonds and. Stuff
even if part of me wants, THAT i know How
god made me. Right Plus i'm so. Tall IF i
went into the, bank mask or no, mask Eventually i'm
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gonna get. BUSTED a. Wheelman nobody KNOWS i could be
a midget sitting behind the. Wheel nobody Knows i'll even
get one of those seats that lowers all the way.
DOWN i could do, It, YES i. Could and look,
NOW i would have to remember my. Glasses BUT i
could do it for. Sure let's talk About obama and
(37:38):
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