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March 21, 2023 38 mins

The "common ideals that most Americans share" aren't as common anymore as Vivek Ramaswamy thinks. State law enforcement protecting itself from the Federal government. The best thing that could've happened to the Trump campaign. How to dress up a frozen pizza. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show, and we are going to have so
much fun. No, Chris, what sense does that conversation make
that we just had? By the way, I'll get back
to the news here in a second on the Jesse
Kelly Show. But here's no let me set this up.
Let me set this up here in my portion of
the studio where we are here where I broadcast the

(00:22):
world famous Jesse Kelly Show, the air conditioning has been
cranked on high. Well I should that's not fair. The
air conditioning has been running on high exclusively for about
a week now. It's fifty five degrees in here and
dropping and dropping. So we went over to the thermostat

(00:46):
as you can imagine, days ago and adjusted it to
make it a little bit warm in here. I run hot,
so I don't mind it cold, but the temperature just
keeps dropping. The air conditioning hasn't turned off at all.
So I just right before we came back from break,
I told Chris, I think the air conditioning's broken in there,
and he said, no, it's working. We haven't turned up

(01:06):
to eighty five. It just won't turn off. I think
me choosing the temperature and its not going to that temperature.
Isn't that the very definition of the air conditioning is broking? Chris,
I believe it said it's just working too well. You
know what, Maybe that's fair. Maybe I'm looking to get

(01:28):
force in the mouth. All right, all right, before we
get to somebody pooping at a Hillary Clinton event, let's
get too a couple of emails here. Remember, you can
email the show your love, your hate, your death threats.
You're asked doctor Jesse, questions all can be emailed at
Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Hail Dictator Jesse.
While with President Trump potentially being indicted and arrested in

(01:49):
New York, wouldn't it make sense for both Trump and
heavy D to both lock arms and become a sanctuary
state against political prosecution. New York has to ask Florida
to extradite Trump. Heavy D can simply refuse it, just
like New York refuses to cooperate with Ice in regard
to illegal aliens. It's a win win for Trump and

(02:10):
Heavy D to play chicken because they can tie more
people to the stinker that is Alvin Brag if he
tries to drag Trump back. Okay, I don't mind the
thought at all. It's actually a really cool thought. It
would be really cool if we all woke up tomorrow
morning and Trump and Heavy d are doing a joint
press conference and they're all out there, no, we're not

(02:32):
gonna go and you can't have him and things like that,
and it would be cool. But let's step into the
real world. Let's go back into the real world. One
the GOP governors, including Ron de Santis, they're all missing
something that's really important right now, really really really important.

(02:53):
They just don't either they don't see or they don't
want to see why it's important. GOP governors right now
should be directing their state law enforcement to change its mission. Remember,
I believe it's forty nine of the fifty states have
some sort of state law enforcement. Here in Texas we
have the rangers, right, but net everyone has a cool

(03:15):
one like that. But either way, you have a state
law enforcement arm, and your state law enforcement arm will
generally do state crime things. Obviously, that's this is an
obvious point to make. GOP governors should be directing their
state law enforcement arm now to re orient themselves with

(03:35):
a new mission. Mission number one in red states across America.
For state police should be your job is to protect
our citizens from the federal government. That is your job.
That should be what they're doing. They're not doing it.
They will all be doing it in twenty years from now,

(03:57):
and they'll all be all, oh, man, I can't believe
we're so far behind. If only we'd seen this coming,
and then you'll be all, didn't you listen to the
oracle like I did back in the day, He told
you it was coming. Anyway, they're all failing at this.
That's what they should be doing, but none of them
are doing. So let's set out aside for a moment.
Let's deal with not your feelings or my feelings on

(04:19):
this crap arrest and all the other stuff. Let's deal
with the politics of it. We're gonna set all emotion
aside for a moment. Let's just deal with politically how
this works for Trump. Do keep this in mind, especially
if you're a Trump fan. This arrest, while it's horrible
for the country, terrible for the country. So it's a

(04:40):
terrible precedent. As I've said yesterday, it's only the beginning.
This arrest is outstanding for Donald Trump. Do you know
what drives so many people to vote. I will tell
you it's one of the main reasons I ever vote.
You know what drives people to vote spite? I often times,
I very rarely have actually ever voted for someone who

(05:03):
excited me. I vote because I despise at least one
of the two candidates, and I want to hurt their
political career, so I go vote against them. You have
any idea if you're if you're out there right now
with your maga hat on, you have any idea how
wonderful politically it is for Donald Trump to be arrested
in New York. You know how many Republicans are going

(05:23):
to vote for him in the primary now, just out
of spite for that kind of lawfair. So that's what one.
This is a political win for Trump. Now when Trump,
who's in a primary with heavy d And let me
pause on this for a quick second. You know, I
don't mind what you email me. I don't care about
your death threats or your hater I'm jesty, I'm never listening.
I don't none of that bothers me. But there is

(05:46):
there are some things that I want to stop. Please
stop emailing me. Rhonda Santis isn't even running, Yes he is.
I've told you forever that he's running. I told you
when he formed his campaign team. He's running a campaign
without running a campaign because it shields him from criticism

(06:08):
and allows him to be a governor. And it's not
something I'm guessing. This isn't me trying to do the
stupid oracle thing. I'm telling you things I know. Don't
ever send me another email that says it's not even running.
Yes he is. Stop, I'm not guessing he is running.
All right now that it'side, so Trump and heavy D
are in a primary. They're at each other's throats, and

(06:30):
it's going to get worse from here. You say they
should join together, but Trump, remember this is a political
win for Trump. It would be an idiotic move for
Trump to try to share that political win with Heavy D.
He doesn't need a joint press conference. This isn't a

(06:51):
win win for Ronda Santis. This is a win for
Donald Trump. You don't share that, not in a primary.
I'm not sharing squad, especially with my enemy. And as
far as Heavy D goes, I already told you he
stepped in it by making his statement at all about
the whole thing. You should have just ignored it. But
Heavy D, he's been Trump's out there today accusing him

(07:14):
of being a pedophile online pretty much said he dangs
out in parties with underaged girls. Do you think Heavy
D is going to risk any political capital protecting the
guy who called him a meat ball and said he's
a pedophile. And I'm not blaming from for that. That's
that's a bloody primary. That's the way it's gonna go.
Heavy D's not gonna waste political capital on that, and

(07:35):
he shouldn't. They're both in it to win a primary.
So that dream you have or I have, and I
admit it would be really cool of those two joining
together for a joint presser and we're gonna stand against
New York. That sounds really cool. It would never happen
Team Trump. I know they don't want you to believe this.
They're doing backflips about this indictment. I think Trump is

(07:59):
the in the driver's seat to win the primary anyway.
I've been very honest about that. There's a chance this
indictment might have sealed it for him. It's that big
of a deal. He's gonna run on this Team Trump
they're ecstatic. He's about to be mug shotted next week. Ecstatic.
Do you have any idea, Chris, go ahead and write
this one down. Not that it's not that it's really

(08:21):
far fetched. Do you have any idea how many fundraising
emails Team Trump and Trump's packs are going to send
out because of this arrest and indictment. It's going to
fill up his campaign coffers with it. It's brilliant for him.
On the other side of it, Team to Santists doesn't.
It's not good for them. It's not because it's so

(08:42):
good for Trump. It's not that it makes the Santists
look bad, none of that. It doesn't make the Santists
look bad. That'll all his end or not end in.
This will all be forgotten in a month or two.
That's just insiders like us. That's the stuff we talk about.
But when the other guy has a gigantic boost to him,
that hurts. So they're not going to join together. They're

(09:03):
competing with each other. You are mindful of you always
keep this in mind away and this is hard. This
is hard to remember. When you have a political candidate
you love, does it make you stupid? It's just love.
Gives you blinders, right, you can never be truly honest
about your kid. I can't be honest about my sons.
They're my sons. I love them. If one of them

(09:23):
screws up, I was probably his friend. A friend was
probably an idiot. So love does that. If you're on
one of the teams, you love your country, and that's
probably why you're on the team. This guy's best for
the country, and that's why I'm on Team Trump. That's
why I'm on Team De Santis. But because love of
country is the underlying reason you're there, you have these

(09:44):
dreams of this Trump the Santist coalition. Why can't they
just join together and Trump Trump is president and then
De Santis's VP, and then twenty twenty eight De Santists
will take over and everything's perfect. Come on, now, they're
both gigantic, ego driven men, like all important men are,

(10:04):
and they both want to be the Republican nominee for president,
and they're going to fight about it. And I can't
believe I got through that whole thing without getting to
the people who pooped at the Hillary Clinton show. I
am going to open with that next. Then we'll get
to more of these emails and things like that. Now,
speaking of digestive issues, has anyone asked was it a

(10:29):
human who pooped at the Hillary Clinton thing? Because no, no,
hear me out here. What if it was a dog?
People were thinking this is some kind of right wing protest.
What if it's a dog in need of rough Greens?
Because my dog Fred had digestive issues every single time
he ate a meal, and I mean every time. I'm

(10:51):
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in the world with anxiety. He doesn't ever have them anymore.
I don't remember the last time I had to clean
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(11:39):
I forgot to bring up that I screwed up a
history thing yesterday. I screwed it up and I got
called out on it. Remember you're allowed to do that obviously,
being a World War Two historian. This is the email.
I'm surprised you think that the Great Mariannas Turkey shoot
in the Battle of Le Te Gulf are the same.
The Turkey shoot and the Battle of the Philippine Sea
occurred at almost the same time in June nineteen forty four.

(12:01):
L Te Golf took place four months later in October.
Since late latee golf is in the Philippines, I can
see how you'd get this confused. But oh, great oracle,
you're wrong in this case. Look, thank you, says I
can say his name. His name is Bryan. Up yours, Brian,
don't correct me. On my show, it's the Jesse Kelly Show.

(12:21):
Here headline, someone took a dump in the aisle while
Hillary Clinton and Chelsea Clinton watched a Broadway show. Now,
I'm not gonna spend too long on this, but I
do think it's important we tackle the important issues of
the day. When I see people do things like this

(12:42):
in public, and anyone who spends any amount of time
in New York City or La or San Francisco has
seen people drop the kids off at the pool in public.
Everyone has seen this. Is there no wiping now carry
out here? I understand that there's a lot of mental

(13:03):
illness out there and at sometimes hey, look, I also
I've had dysentery twice. Yeah, that's not true. I had
dysentery once and jardio once. So I've I've had a
severe parasite twice, near death. Actually, oh, I understand what
it's like to really really have to go. But are

(13:24):
you ever concerned with the wiping portion of it? Or
are these people just walking around with Firebut at all
times I don't understand it. You know what, We're gonna
move on. I just I think about this every time
I'm in New York City and I see I'll look
more poop and I think to myself, I don't see anything.
I don't see any toilet paper that's around here. You

(13:44):
know what, Let's move on to some emails, Hi, Oracle,
let's sten to your Trump rank. Yesterday, I wondered, do
you know for a fact Trump has done nothing for
the January six prisoners. Trump is known for doing kind
deeds without telling anyone. Okay, I'm not gonna reash everything
I yesterday, but I will say this, Yes I know,

(14:05):
in fact I had their people reach out to me.
In fact, well, I won't come into all the details
of it. Yes I know, I'm not guessing. Yes, I know. Again,
I'm not saying Trump had some obligation to help the
January six prisoners. I'm not saying that at all. I'm
really not. It would be nice, being as how they're

(14:25):
all his biggest fans and they're being locked up as
a way to get to him. But all I was
saying was, don't call for more prisoners. You never helped
the last ones. They just got left there high and dry.
That's all I was saying. Jesse, with all this talk
of bank crashes and hard times, I think your audience
will be served well to know the best ways to

(14:45):
dress up a frozen pizza. I always put extra cheese
and my frozen pizza. A lot of people don't know this,
but you can put the extra cheese on it right
when you're dropping the frozen pizza in there, and it
melts just spine along with everything else. If not, it
adds to it. Now, I did get I did get

(15:06):
the stink eye in the house the other day. It's
a long story, but we had been out and about
and I didn't feel like doing anything for lunch, so
I thought, well, frozen pizza time, baby. I looked and
there was none in any of the freezers. But we
have a deep freezer in the garage that we've kind
of decommissioned. It was one of those little deep freezers.

(15:26):
But once we had that steer slaughtered because beef was
so expensive, we got a bigger Once we kind of
emptied the lower one, I was desperate, so I went
and looked in the lower one, and it turns out
in the bottom of the lower one, underneath some ice. Underneath,
underneath a little bit of ice, there was a frozen
pizza in there. What kind I'm glad you asked. I
have no idea because it wasn't a frozen pizza box.

(15:50):
It was just a frozen pizza that still had the
plastic wrap. So someone somewhere took it out of the
box and I pulled it. So I take it inside
to make a little healthy lunch for me and the boys.
I take the plastic off and I'm pulling the frozen
pizza out, and there were some there were some significant
sized ice chunkis on there as I'm removing them. I'm

(16:14):
not talking like some savage who's gonna cook it with
the ice crust. He's on there. As I'm removing them
and putting them in the sink, I look over and
the wife's just standing there staring at me across the house,
a gas that I would do such a thing. I
took the ice off, as I already tried to explain

(16:34):
Russian SU thirty five fighter jet intercepts two USB fifty
two bombers. Does it seem like we are getting into
military skirmishes more and more and more with Russia? Now?
If it doesn't seem that way, well you haven't been
paying attention. This stuff is officially in the realm of

(16:58):
making me nervous now because I believe Russia and jij
and Ping are now allies to the bone, because they
believed if they joined together, they will be able to
conquer the world. It does give me a doesn't make
me feel good to know that Venezuela's in that as well.
Venezuela's just south of us. Now we have Iran looks

(17:20):
like they're getting together with Saudi Arabia the major powers
of the world. Many of the major powers of the world.
They're not drifting our way. Not play any stretch of
the imagination. Now, I know what you're thinking, Jesse. I
wish we had leadership that was all over this. Well,
good news we do. I have a clip. Are you

(17:43):
ready to feel better about everything? I have a clip
from today clip you proabing heard yet, and it's gonna
make you feel better about America's foreign policy. You may
have thought that we've lost our way. You're sorely mistaken.
I'll play that clip for you in a second. Before
I play that clip, it might be it might be
a good eye Well you know what you know. I'll

(18:04):
let the headline speak for itself. You know all the
chicken shortages and eggs and things like that, Well, let's
combine that with headline. This is from the Epic Times.
US cattle inventory forecast falls to the lowest level in
nearly a decade. The cows are going away, the chickens
are going away. We're used to food being there all

(18:25):
the time, But the truth is the food won't be
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(18:46):
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(19:12):
it is that Jesse Kelly show. And I'm sorry I
scared you going into that break about America's foreign policy.
In this huge alliance of these other nations, we have
nuclear powers, enemies of ours joining together against us, and
I made it sound like America has lost its way

(19:32):
and there's nobody there trying to figure things out. Look,
John Kirby got up there today and he laid out
America's foreign policy pretty well. I think we're doing fine
around here and then President Biden has been nothing but
consistent about his belief foundational belief in human rights and

(19:53):
LGBTQ plus rights are human rights. And we again back
to the earlier question. We're never going to shy away
and be bashful about speaking up for those rights and
for individuals to live as they deem fit, as they
want to live. And that's something that's a core part
of our foreign policy in it and it will remain.
So people worried about our foreign policy, I think we're

(20:17):
on the right track, all right. And look, I don't
know why there's so much outrage about something like that.
It listened. Like we've talked about before, nations have religions,
and your entire nation, every part of your culture will
orbit around your religion. That's the way it works. If

(20:37):
you live in a small tribe or a major empire,
whatever the religion is of the nation, the entertainment will
orbit around it. Your foreign policy will orbit around it.
Major corporations will orbit around the religion of your government.
You'll make your laws orbiting around the religion of the nation. Well,

(20:58):
I think I think a lot of people on the
right get confused or angry because they don't understand that
we have a new religion. We were a Christian nation
that was founded by Christians, of course on religious freedom,
but we were founded by Christians, and that's why so
much of our culture for so long orbited around Christianity.
So the founders talked about God and why there was

(21:19):
Ten Commandments in every school in courthouse, and why Hollywood
would put out movies like The Ten Commandments. Chris, you
probably watching it had Moses in it, and you understand.
But now, what movies are out this weekend? What laws?
What laws have passed recently through Congress? Let me look

(21:41):
for the hang on, give me a second, just looking
through my list here, what are the Christian laws that
have passed through Congress. Huh, that's weird. I don't see
any of those. I do. I do see the gay
marriage bill, but that's man. Maybe they lost Maybe, Chris,
maybe my list isn't up to date. Maybe I just
don't see the new Christian laws that were pasted. Okay,

(22:04):
so let's set hey, let's set that aside. Your favorite
football team, basketball team, hockey team. Now, do you remember
when they had Christian Night the other night and everyone
came out with like a cross on their jersey. Do
you remember that? Oh you you can't see that. Huh,
that's weird. I didn't see that either. I did see

(22:25):
Rainbow Night where everyone had to wear a rainbow jersey.
So you still think we're a Christian nation. We have
a new religion. Of course, that's going to be part
of our foreign policy. Part of Israel's foreign policy is
mindful of Judaism and Jews. Part of Saudi Arabia's foreign policy,

(22:46):
they're mindful of their brand of Islam. That's why them
and Iran have been at each other's throats, because one
Shiite and one Sunny and they don't get along. And
part of the reason they don't get along, part of
their foreign policy is shaped by the religion of their
nation and their nation, their entertainment, every part of their
nation orbits around that. You don't live in the same

(23:11):
country your dad did you live in the US of
gay of course that's going to influence our foreign policy
as well. It's the national religion. Oracle. First, I'd like
to thank you for not you know what. It's nice
to have an appreciation from people, Chris. It's nice when
people show appreciation. This guy says Oracle. First, I'd like

(23:32):
to thank you for not shameless shamelessly pushing the book
you wrote, the Anti Communist Manifesto. I'm well aware you
can buy it at Jesse kellybook dot com. It's so
refreshing not to hear about the Anti Communist Manifesto over
and over, which can be purchased at Jesse kellybook dot com.
Thank you, Chris. I like that people have appreciation for that. Anyway.

(23:53):
You guy goes on to say, I've not heard anything
from you about Vivek Ramaswami. You say, go earn my vote.
Well he is. He used the word literally because he
knows I hated. He is literally saying everything you lay
out to earn that vote. What am I missing? Listen?
Thank you? Okay, Well, I obviously have heard of this guy.

(24:15):
I admit I don't know anything about him. I don't
know anything about his background. I have seen some things
sent to me from people about his takes on COVID
and lockdowns early on that don't sound like they would
align with me. But do you remember do you remember

(24:36):
why I told you? You You? Remember when Nicki Hayley came
out and announced she was running for president and you
remember I told you I was against that, And do
you remember I told you why I was against her.
Let's stand against her. I stand against her because she
cave to the rage mob back when she was governor.
And one of the essentials for me going forward is

(24:59):
that you understand if you're on the right and you
want to represent me, you want to serve me, you
want to lead me, I need you to understand what
you're dealing with. You and when you cave to the
communist street mob, that's what it really tells me, is
that you don't understand at all what you're dealing with

(25:20):
and who you're dealing with, and what these people want.
I told you that. That's why I didn't stand with her.
Glenn Beck, who is somebody I obviously admire a lot,
had on Vveck. I'm sorry if I'm saying his name wrong,
but it's a foreign name, and I'm an American and
I don't know how to say anything foreign. But ve Vivec,
whatever's name is. He sat down with Glenn and I

(25:43):
heard this, and well, it probably won't be a turn
off to you. It was to me though. Here he
was I think that most Americans believe in these basic ideals,
the ones you and I just talked about, from self governance,
to free speech, to merit and so on. Most Americans,
not all of them, most of them agree in these ideals,
and most of them, even further than that, I think,

(26:06):
deeply believe and think that their neighbors and their colleagues
and their classmates are good and believe these things to
be true also, But they can't be quite sure anymore
because you're not allowed to talk about it in the
Most Americans believe in free speech. Most Americans believe their

(26:32):
fellow Americans are good. We share these ideals with most Americans?
Are you kidding me? Is that some kind of a joke. No, No,

(26:53):
don't get me wrong. I wish that was true. Oh
my gosh, do I wish that was true. That sounds
wonderful to me. Listen, Darkness does not coexist with light,
It doesn't merge with light. One of the two will win.

(27:17):
This is not nineteen sixty anymore. You do not share
a country with people who want to coexist with you,
with people who believe in your freedom of speech, living,
driving anything. You share a country now with a bunch
of freaking monsters, and you will conquer them, or they

(27:42):
will conquer you. There's not a third direction. I find
statements like this to be the biggest turn off in
the world. I'm going to elaborate on this a little
bit more than just the second. Yeah, hey, let's do
something good before we get to see something good. Let's
give two widows and orphans. Seems I did read somewhere

(28:05):
that that's what we're supposed to do, right, care for
widows and orphans, for rig any bounce to you. Well,
when you don't come back from Afghanistan or Iraq, you
get a nice little right up in the local paper,
and friends and family will gather around you for a
little while, help you pack and move. They'll come to
the funeral, But six months later, a year later, they're

(28:27):
all gone and the fanfares over and Dad's still not there.
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(28:50):
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(29:12):
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(29:32):
I'll play it again. I know this sounds nice. Maybe
you nodded along, maybe you said, oh, I want that too,
But man, I don't, and I don't want anyone who believes.
I think that most Americans believe in these basic ideals,
the ones you and I just talked about, from self
governance to free speech, to merit and so on. Most Americans,

(29:55):
not all of them, most of them agree in these ideals,
and most of them, even further than that, I think,
deeply believe and think that their neighbors and their colleagues
are good and their classmates are good, and believe these
things to be true. Also, fifty nine percent of Democrats
pulled in this country thought you should deserve to lose

(30:15):
your job if you didn't take the COVID vaccine. But duoh, yeah,
most Americans believe that that's that's insane. That's not true.
And here's the thing. It's not that I think this
makes him a bad guy. I don't know anything about it.
He's probably a very good guy. But if that's how
you are going to approach the job of the presidency
or senator or governor or anything like that, guys, if

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we just hey, we're just kind, we're not understanding each other,
we all kind of want the same thing, guys, then
you're not ready for the fight we're in. That's all
there is to it. You're not. That's not true what
you said at all anyway, And even if it was
true most Americans, that doesn't matter at all. That goes
back to the huge failure the right has made for

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my entire life. They think popularity matters, or majority matters,
or plurality matters, None of those things matter at all.
Power is what matters. And the Communist has always understood that,
go fill up your town with red. People have ninety
five percent of your town be republican. You know why

(31:21):
they're still a child drag show because you gave up
critical seats of power to the communist and he understood,
I don't need numbers, I need power. You can have
the whole Republican town. I'll go become the city manager
and I'll spread that sodom inamor of filth everywhere I
feel like it. It's crazy that we still think like that.

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And I'll tell you something else that mindset that hey,
we all kind of want the same things that was
planted in the right by the left. Look, if you
and I are getting ready to get in a knife fight.
You got a knife right here, you got a knife,
You're about to come in the studio. What kind of

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mentality do I want you to have as you walk
in here and we're getting ready to have a knife fight.
Do I want you to think this is a life
or death fight I kill him, or he's gonna carve
my heart out of my chest and hold it over
me and eat it. Or do I want you to think, oh,
I know we have nyes, but hey, it's kind of
friendly and look, we all just kind of want to
have a little bit of fun. Here. I would die
for you to come through that door thinking, well, it's

(32:27):
just gonna be a funzie knife fight, just a little
bit back and forth and web funzies. The left has
done this to the right forever. Oh hey, we all
want it, we all want the same things. And you
know where you see this? You know, I bet you've
seen it like this. You know, are you voted for
this campaign we've been on, which I hope you're still continuing.
By the way, for you new listeners, remember when you're
a Democrat voting friend, co worker, relative complains about something

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that's a direct result of Democrat policies, it's important that
we stop being nice and start informing them you voted
for this. No more coddling, no more mammy time. America
needs a dad, and it's up to you, and it's
up to me. You voted for it. You voted for it.
You voted for it. Have you noticed how often they
back away when that happens. Oftentimes it's immediate they shrivel up.

(33:17):
Why well, because these people have operated, the left has
operated for my entire life in this nation as the aggressor,
even in just conversation. That's why they don't seem to
have any sense of decorum. They've never been put in check.
We've always been polite, we've always been nice about it.

(33:37):
We've always just well, that's just nuts, not ruined Thanksgiving.
It's just Aunt Peggy. We all know how she is,
and therefore Aunt Peggy has never learned her place. Now
she's a rabid wolverine who thinks she can walk in
any family gathering and just run her stupid communist mouth
through it, and no one will ever do anything, Which
is why when you step up and say you voted

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for it, enjoy it. Aunt Peggy goes slinking out back
to drink more boxed wine. Because Aunt Peggy had no
idea that she wasn't the only person with conviction. She's
lived her entire life being the only aggressor in every conversation.
She just got introduced to a new one. Now she

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shrivels up. The left has thrived for years on the
quote niceness of the right. Oh be nice, Oh it's
Aunt Peggy. Well we gotta turn the other cheek. Be nice, guys.
We just have to love everyone. We got this crap
actually in church on Sunday, I'm thinking about leaving like

(34:41):
this it's now just love everybody. Stop listening to people
who divide. Just love everyone. Barf no, No, it's time
to step up and fight for your culture. They're cutting
off your boy's penises. I think now's the time to
dig in and say no. I think now is the

(35:04):
time when niceness gets set aside. And now's definitely not
the time to set aside this childlike notion that we're
all just hey, we all kind of we all agree, right,
I mean, you love America. I love America. I mean
everyone loves America. Most Americans believe in these basic ideals,
the ones you and I just talked about, from self

(35:25):
governance to free speech, to merit and so on. Most Americans,
not all of them, most of them agree in these ideals,
and most of them even further than that, I think,
deeply believe and think that their neighbors and their colleagues
are good and their classmates are good and believe these
things to be true also. But they can't be quite

(35:47):
sure anymore because you're not allowed to talk about it.
In the oct the President of the United States of
America gave a prime time address with two Marines standing
behind him in the dark, backlit by red light, informing
the entire country that the other side are a bunch
of dangerous white supremacist Nazis who are a danger to democracy.

(36:08):
Democrats when pulled after the Donald Trump election of twenty
twenty and asked what their biggest issue in the country was,
they said it was white supremacy that doesn't exist in
any organized form at all. This this is the press
secretary of the White Hause. Everything that we have seen
since June when Roe v. Wade was taken away from

(36:30):
women puts women's lives in danger. And now we're seeing
anti abortion legislation across the country again dangerous to the
health of women. Do you know if you watch a
thirteen week baby, thirteen week old baby in its mother's
womb as they attempt an abortion, you will actually see
the baby attempting to physically escape the tools they're using.

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