May 2, 2025 • 37 mins
Why are liberals book smart but not street smart? You don’t learn how to think in college. Why isn’t the FBI moving faster when it comes to removing the rot? One year from now we must see FBI agents arrested for the crimes they have committed against the American people. The whistleblowers must be brought back. 60 minutes is getting an Emmy for their edited dome interview they are getting sued over.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show and a fantastic Friday, another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. We will get to
some FBI stuff here. We'll talk about democrats grouping us
all in with things, Jesse. Somebody wants well, I'm reading
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his email. Somebody wants to know should we give you
legal some slack? All that and so much more coming
up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this hour.
But I want to get to these two things because
I get a lot of these. I could have I
could have done a hundred of these for today. That
it's about cash battel, the FBI, the pace of things.
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I'll go to this one first. The subject of this
is cash battel and nothing done. Jesse. A bunch of
us guys were sitting around last night and the most
energetic conversation was about how we are all really frustrated
with Patel. All we're seeing is rearranging the deck chairs
on the Titanic. People in the FBI are going to
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who should be going to prison or put on leave.
Director Autumn, who was involved in the Steele dossier, was
put on administrative leave. Instead of firing all the woke
DEI agents who took a knee, they were demoted instead
of fired. The head of the FBI went after the
January six ers with the vendetta was given a promotion.
This is insane. If Trump doesn't make okay, you get it.
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His name is Steve. And then I got this email Jesse.
I'm a retired federal agent who has a lot of
experience with criminal prosecution. I would submit to you that
the arrest of Elvis Chan has more to do with
identifying those at the top of the FBI who were
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undoubtedly working with any number of other government agencies, who
actually planned and executed everything that happened before the twenty
twenty election. Elvis Chan was a mid level manager who
knew most, if not all, of the players. After he
undergoes a debriefing and provides information as to the players
in the conspiracy, you'll get your real arrests and prosecutions,
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And if it's as extensive as I believe it is,
it'll be heavy, and Chan will get rewarded for his cooperation.
He'll sing like a bird. They asked not that I
don't say their name, and I will not say their name,
and so I'm gonna I'm gonna we're gonna get to
this sixty minutes Kamala hari stuff in a second. But
I'm gonna say, this is a conversation we've had before.
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It's very, very difficult to tell you or tell me
to be patient when I for instance, when I tease
this little segment, I said, people are getting impatient with
the FBI. Jewish producer Chris during the break sits and
when the break said, yeah, that's you. You're getting impatient
with the FBI said, look, I know me too, same
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thing you've heard me ol. Arrest them, arrest them, Why
are they retiring? Why are they retiring? Why are they resigning?
But what relocated? But arrest them. I'm saying the same thing.
I'm having the same conversations with your friends. However, I
am also I have this other little I have this
other little birdie on my other shoulder who is telling
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me they are working on it, and I look, I
have things that I'm going to use that are going
to let me know whether they're actually doing good or not.
I'm not telling you to use the same things I
am using, but I'll be I'm just going to pour
out my soul for you. Here. Here's here, really the
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three big things I am going to use. All right
with me, I'm going to give it a year, a
year from now. And here's what I want to see
a year from now, Chris, you go ahead and write
this one down. I want to see government people arrested.
And I'm talking FBI people, if people who have drawn
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a paycheck from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, I want
them in handcuffs. Okay, that's one, handcuffs government people. Two,
the whistleblowers need to be brought back. The whistleblowers must
be brought back. I understand there are reasons. I'm told
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I shouldn't say. I understand. I've been told there are
reasons Garrett O'Boyle is still twisting in the wind. Not
his fault, that Steve Friend, that these studs, these these
heroes in the FBI who lost their career to expose
Joe Biden's FBI. I'm told that essentially, there are things
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that have to be done first. Okay, all right, I'm
consider me impatient, but I got it. Okay, they better
not be twisting in the wind a year from now.
So arrests whistleblowers brought back if they want to be
brought back either way made whole third. And I've never
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said this to you before. In fact, I don't know
that I've ever said this to anybody before. Here it
is is Dan Bongino still there. I understand Dan Bongino
is to you. He's you know, I mean, Dan's a stud.
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It's not like I don't I think you doubt Dan,
but I realize he's more of just a media voice.
You know, you've seen him on Fox News and his
podcast was huge. In his show and Dan's big, right,
you know, Dan Bongino is, but he's a voice on
the radio or a face usually an egg, but a
face on the television. You know, Dan Bongino. Okay, I
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am telling you this. This is you and me. Dan
Bongino is so genuine sometimes it's painful. What I mean
by that is that Dan Bongino you used to hear
on his podcast or see on television. Don't think for
a second that was an act. He is just as
intense in person. He believes it all in person. He
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believes it to the bone, meaning it like if you
if the last time I was at Dan's house, there
for his birthday party. Last time I was at Dan's house,
I mean there is it was this huge production his
birthday party. It was amazing. Hey, they had a band
and everything brought in. It was the most amazing birthday
party I've ever seen in my life. And Dan's there
and he's trying to be a good host, and he's
walking around, and finally Dan and I get together and
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Dan starts screaming about uh. It was like Joe Biden
at the time. I think it was. Dan immediately was
upset about corruption inside of the government. It wasn't Hey,
have you tried the r dervs or anything like that.
Dan is one of us. Look he's he's richer and
more famous, but he's one of us. Okay, if Dan leaves,
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that will tell me everything I need to know. That
will tell me everything I need to know. And that's honestly,
it's the day I dread. It's the day I worry about. There.
I just told you, if I wake up, what's that, Chris,
am I hearing? He's going to No? No, I've let
me be cli me let me clarify. I've never heard
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a word about Dan leaving. He's never said anything to
me privately about it. Either I've never even heard a
rumor about it. I've never heard a word about it.
That this is something I came up with in my
own mind. But I wake up every day and I
look at my phone for maybe a text message or
maybe just a headline Dan Bongino stepping down. If Dan
Bongino steps down, especially if it's over the next year,
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it can't be saved. He doesn't believe he can save it,
because it's not going to sit there and do nothing.
If he throws his hands up and says, screw it,
I'm done, that'll tell you it can't be fixed. Those
are my three things. Like I said, we'll call it
a year from now. What is it is it May first?
It's it's May second, Okay, so we'll call it next
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May first. Chris remind me. I'll put a reminder in
the phone. Those are my three things. I'm not telling
you to be patient because you don't. You deserve better
than that. You deserve to have the secret State Police
Agency defunded yesterday. To be honest with you, you know
what you actually deserve. It's what we you and I
used to scream about under Joe Biden you know, the
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GOP Congress under Joe Biden, you know, they should have
defunded the FBI back then, right zeroed out there funding
as soon as the Federal Bureau of Investigation kicks in
the door of the Republican nominee for president and raids
his wife's underwear drawer, the Federal Bureau of Investigations funding
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drops to zero. As soon as the FBI gets discovered
having electioneered the twenty twenty election on behalf of Joe Biden,
their funding should have been dropped to zero by the
GOP Congress. So this is not me telling you to
just calm down, be patient, It'll be fine. I'm telling
you the criteria I'm using. You are right, we need arrests,
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lots of them. But look, you heard what this former
federal federal agent said. Heard what they said. Maybe Elvis
Chan was put on terminal leave, and maybe Elvis Chan
is currently sitting in a room singing like a canary
right now exposing all the bad people in the FBI
who authorized this and told him to do that. And
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if that's the case, I'm fine with it. I'm totally
fine with it. If that's the case, I get look
If that's the case, let's do it. You have to
use these criminals and their testimony to get to bigger
and more invasive criminals. I will continue to come back
to this until it changes. The United States government is
a criminal organization allah the American Mafia, and so in
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order to take it down, we are going to have
to use the same tactics we use to take down
the American Mafia. Find somebody who's a member, figure out
a way to make him talk. If that's what Elvis
Chan is currently doing right now, sounds good to me.
What is completely unacceptable to me is a bunch of resignations.
No no, no, no no. You don't get to use
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your FBI badge as a license to arrest as many
Republicans and protect Democrats and then get away with the
retirement check of my money. No not, okay, we'll see. Look,
I'm taking my chalk. I'll be ready for whatever. I'll
be ready for whatever. You know what I did today
to breakfast? Tacos, little glass of orange juice, trying to
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tone down the orange juice because it's so heavy on sugar.
But big glass of water, little glass of orange juice.
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in your body. Man, you're gonna thank me when you start.
Everybody thanks me. I've never had an email once that
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That's talked about sixty minutes getting an Emmy next Truth Attitude,
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
fantastic Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we're gonna get to this
before I get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions.
We're gonna get to six minutes getting an Emmy nomination
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for that Kamala Harris interview. They edited pause on that
for a moment. Just put that in your back pocket.
Last night, it was quite entertaining. Bob and Luke. Luke's
my youngest, my fourteen year old and Ob is my wife,
and they love. He loves to give her crap and
get a rise out of her, and she loves to
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do the same to him. It's just hilarious to watch
those two, like peas in a pod, go back and forth.
The last night, Bob, she says to Luke, Hey, I'm
going to be substitute teaching. Do you want to come
have lunch with me? And Luke says, well, no, not really,
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and so obviously Ob is going to play that up here.
Why wouldn't you want to have lunch with your mother?
And Luke can see that he's screwed up. He just answered,
very honestly, he wanted to go scow off with his friends.
He can see that he's screwed up, and so as
an explanation for why he doesn't want to, this is
what he drops on his mother. Well, I already eat
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breakfast and dinner with you. Now, obviously that's a hilarious
and very true little story. But it's funny when people
are losing that they'll often do things to make the
losing even worse. You know, it's the football team that's
down fourteen points, so instead they try to run a
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trick play that nobody's practiced enough, and they fundle it,
and now they're down twenty one points. The American media,
the system itself, and I mean all the system, the education,
the media, all of it. It has a legitimacy crisis
right now. And they know they have a legitimacy crisis.
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They understand, they do, meaning the American people don't trust
them anymore. The American people don't watch CBS to get
news anymore. They don't read the New York Times. The
American people think the education departments the enemy. They think
the FBI is the enemy. The American people roll their
eyes when the CDC gives out warnings. Now the American system,
our system has lost its credibility. It's spit in our face,
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lied to us, and violated our trust so many times
that now the American people are pulling away and they're
finding other sources of information. But the problem is these pillars,
these institutions that need our legitimacy for their survival, they
don't understand how to save themselves, and so the things
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they try to do to get the legitimacy back makes
them lose even more legitimacy. Exhibit A is the sixty
minutes Kamala Harris interview the what we've talked about before,
the one Trump is suing CBS four it's not even
arguable what happened CBS and sixty minutes, which sells itself,
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as you know, the journalistic program. They sat down to
interview Kamala Harris leading up to her. Remember this is
right before the election. I think it was October if
I remember right, They sat down with Kamala Harris. The
problem was this, Kamala Harris is an idiot. She doesn't
know anything about anything. She can't talk, she can't speak
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eloquently about a single subject. Because she's sixty going on fifteen.
She knows nothing about anything. CBS interviews her, and her
answers are horrible. Sixty minutes knows they're horrible. They're so
horrible that one of her answers they just cut it
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and they took a different answer that she'd answered a
different question on and spliced it into that answer and
completely they lied. They lied, They told an outright lie
about what Kamala Harris said, and they did it so
Kamala Harris would win the election and Donald Trump would
lose the election. It's that simple, CBS lied, and they
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did it so Kamala Harris could win the election. That
that information came out trumps suing him for it. Good
for him that information came out. Here. You are, your CBS,
your sixty minutes, and you've lost even more credibility with
the American people. Most people I know think it's a joke.
Now they laugh when we talk about it. Well, what
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do you do? Well, there's you can go to two
different routes. I know what you should do if your
CBS in sixty minutes, what you should do is issue
a very very direct, very heartfelt public statement that you
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you did wrong, and you were dishonest and you misled
the American people and that kind of thing is not
going to happen again. The people responsible for that have
been fired, and from this point forward, CBS in sixty
minutes will hold itself to the highest, highest possible standards
and that that's how they intend to earn your trust back.
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Will that get your trust back?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But it would be It would be a start, wouldn't
it you. It would make you sit up in your chair.
Oh okay, okay, that's what they could do. But just
like Luke telling ab that he already had breakfast and
dinner with her. Instead, they're going to do the opposite thing,
and the system is going to nominate that specific interview
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for an Emmy, and I kid you not, the Emmy
is for the Outstanding Edited Interview, That's what it's for,
thus further destroying the legitimacy the credibility of CBS in
sixty Minutes and the Emmys. It's wild to watch when
people lose the things they do that make it so
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much worse than it already was. It's crazy. It's crazy
to me that you don't have a chef iq dot
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you got a chefiq dot com and you'll look at
these IQ senses and you'll see they have singles, doubles, triples.
I actually think they have quadruples. What is it. It's
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a wireless cooking thermometer. You put it in your meat,
your your chicken, your beef, your pork, your fish, whatever
you're cooking in the oven, the smoke or grill, and
you leave it in there. You're not opening it up
and checking it. That's how you screw your meat up.
You keep it closed. The whole time and leave the
thermometer in there. Your phone will notify you when it's done.
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You just open the app on your phone and say, ah,
I want this one. Add two twenty five internal temperature.
You don't have to sit and check. You don't have
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hands are. Let's get back to some of these questions,
shall we, Dear Jesse, I'm so sick and tired of democrats.
Whenever they admit or make a vague apology, they throw
us in their group. Oh We're sorry, but both sides
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need to do better. That's just crap, this guy says
your thoughts. No, it's a tactic, buddy, it's a tactic.
You've probably used it in your own personal life, or
you've dated or married somebody who did. We've all done it, men, women,
Everybody does it. When you are in the wrong in
an argument, when you do wrong, well you're probably not
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going to win the argument outright because you did wrong. Hey, Jesse,
did you drink all the beer in the fridge? I
got that beer because my parents were coming into town. Well,
I can't undrink the beer. And no, I didn't drink
We don't even have beer in the fridge. But you
get the idea. I didn't drink all the I can't
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undrink the beer. Okay, so if Bob's upset with me,
then I drank all the beer. What I cannot do
is hope to undrink it. But what I can do
if I get swollen with pride and I don't want
to admit I was wrong and I don't want to
just apologize, not that I would ever be like that,
what I can do is figure out a way to
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make us both at fun spread some of that blame around. Well,
I wouldn't have drank all the beer in the fridge.
Maybe if you ever got me some beer at the
grocery store for myself. I'd hate for you to think
of me once. See what I mean if at the
end of the argument, when I did wrong, we are
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both apologizing, Yeah, you're right, I could have got you
some beer, honey, that's a win for me. When communists
get caught doing evil things in this country, when they
get caught stealing, when they get caught bringing in illegals,
and definitely when they commit acts of violence, they do
it all the time. They love violence. You know why
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communists and violence they go hand in hand. You can't
get it out of them. They believe violence is a
necessary means to get what they want out of the revolution,
and so whenever they commit acts of violence, they'll come
out and condemn both sides. Everybody needs to turn down
the temperature. Every single time some crazy training nut job
firebombs something or does something like that, well, I mean
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everybody on both sides. It's a tactic to avoid all
that blame, all that public all the public eyes resting
on them. So when they screw up. Well, it's everybody's
fault when we screw up. Hey, it's your fault. It's
just a tactic. You don't have to get annoyed, just
recognize it and laugh it off. Jesse, what's your response
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when someone says, don't illegals get a little bit of
slack since the President of the United States of America
ushered them in. Here's my response. The reporting you back
to your country is slack. You realize that people think
I'm this crazy barbarian. I'm the moderate solution. You've violated
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the sovereignty of my country on purpose. I understand, and
by the way, I'm not an idiot. I understand why
you did it. If I was raised in some dump
like Italy, i'd try to come here too. But you
violated the sovereignty of my country, and you did it knowingly,
and you did it on purpose. The moderate kind solution
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is to apprehend you without harming you, feed you water,
you place you on an air conditioned airplane, and send
you back to the country you belong at great expense
to me. I should point out, you understand that this
stuff costs us money. None of this stuff is free.
You're paying for all that food. You're paying for, the flights,
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you're paying for the air conditioning, You're paying for all
of it. That is the That is us giving them slack.
You know what I want done. I've told you what
I want done, and I hope you didn't think I
was joking. I support Donald Trump's purchase of Greenland, and
I support his purchase of Greenland because it is a
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large barren, frozen healscape and I know there's a bunch
of minerals and things like that on there we want.
I'm a huge supporter of prison camps opening up on Greenland. No,
I don't want people tortured or killed. I don't want
a Google system. That's not what I'm saying. But everybody
can get a lovely winter coat. I want a prison camp,
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multiple prison camps set up in Greenland, specifically for illegals
and government employees who get arrested, charged, and convicted of crimes.
That's what I want. And yes, I want them housed together. No,
not separate, Nope, all of them together. Trendy Arragua can
sit right next to the FBI agent who decided to
arrest January six ers for a living. No, it's not Siberia, Chris,
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I want everyone fed. I'm not saying that give them
winter clothes. I don't want the moderate solution. Slack is
us telling you go back home. That is slack. I
don't violate any other country's sovereignty. It would never even
occur to me to violate another country's sovereignty. Whenever, whenever
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I travel, if I'm crossing borders internationally, I make sure
ahead of time. I'm making sure all my stuff is
in order. Is my passport in order? Am I good
to go? I will look into the State Department's website.
Do I need to notify the State Department when I
am in a country? What are your customs? What are
your laws? When we went to Israel for that big trip,
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remember we were there, what was it Sabbath or something like?
It wasn't Sabbath, Chris, what Shabbat? That's what I said,
I said, That's practically what I said, Chris. Anyway, it
was Shabbat, and so the food options were dreadful. Well,
I obeyed. They had this thing in the hotel we
were at. They had this thing where they had a
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lounge where you could go get some fruit and stuff
like that. And I was practically starving to death. And
it was something to new with Shabbat that I was
not allowed to take the food out and take it
to my room. You had to eat it in there.
It was something I didn't take the food out. Okay,
if that's your custom, this is the custom of the country,
this is the rules you abide by. Then I will
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respectfully sit there and eat my fruit in the thing
and I won't take it out. That's how people operate.
That's how you operate when you're in someone else's home.
Do you flush the toilet, wash your hands, take your
shoes off, put the toilet seat down. Do you thank
her for dinner? Do you? Of course you do these things.
You're a human being. Well, why is it just simply
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accepted by America that well, I mean, all these people
are pretty innocent. No they're not. Every single one of
them violated the sovereignty of my country on purpose, and
you can explain why they did it. I get it.
I get why they did it. But don't sell me
on the saintly immigrant.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, no, no, no no. There are all kinds of
people who came here legally and they had to wait forever,
and they had to bust their butts to get citizenship
and stuff like that. Now that guy, that guy and
me can be boys. That lady of me can be friends.
Don't tell me the illegal is not getting any slack.
Slack is being deported without a stop in Greenland. You
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better hope I don't get in charge. Hey, Jesse, A
lot of liberals in my life are very book smart,
but lack common sense in street smarts. Why is that?
It's very simple. Education systems of countries are very very important.
And I don't mean necessarily just schools. Right as soon
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as I say education system, automatically we picture schools because
that's how our education system works in America. There's grade school,
and then there's middle school, and then there's high school,
and then there's college afterwards. That's the education system in
the country. I'm talking about the system a country uses,
whatever the country and whatever time period, the system the
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country uses to train its young people how to operate
inside of that country and how they should operate inside
of that country. And how your young people are trained
by the education system, we'll determine in large part where
they go from there. I'll explain it just a moment.
Hang on, this is a Jesse Kelly show. It is
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday, I can't wait to make fun of
Chuck Schumer. That'll be fun here in just a few minutes.
Before we get to that, and we do have to
talk Disney, some guys trying to sell me on Brazilian barbecue,
judges getting arrested, all kinds of things, all right, But
before we get to that, I want to continue on
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the point the guy was asking, I know a bunch
of liberals who are very book smart, but not street smart.
They don't know anything. And I talked about countries education system.
Here's how our education system works in the United States
of America, how a lot of it works. This is
obviously not universal, but it's general structure. Is what I'm
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about to say. When you go to school, you learn
to absorb things, add them to your memory, and then
regurgitate things. That's school. You might have even shrugged or
scoffed at that because it's such an obvious point, But
you go. You learn your abcs, you regurgitate your NBCs ABC's,
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you learn sentence structure, You learn algebra, which is horrible.
You learn chemistry, but what are you learning? Will teach
me the periodic table. I'll repeat it back to you.
That's what you learn. You absorb, regurgitate, absorb, regurgitate. What
you are generally not learning is how to think. And
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that's not an accident. The education system doesn't want you
to think. It wants to program you. And most education
systems really are like this. They're trying to program you
in a certain way, in a certain way of thinking,
but ours tries to program you into simply absorbing information,
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regurgitating information. Absorb, regurgitate, absorb, or regurgitate. I tell you
all the time not to agree with me all the time.
Don't I don't agree with anybody all the time. Don't
wave anybody's palm palms. If you are Jesse's always right,
you're dead wrong because I'm not always right. If you're
Trump's always right, you're dead wrong. Trump's not always right.
Nobody's always right. Think for yourself, you think, disagree, learn
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to process things in mind. Our education system doesn't work
that way. In fact, it encourages just the opposite. And
then you asked about your liberal friends. It gets worse
from there, because most people can exist in that system. Okay,
I'll learn my ABCS and I'll learn my algebra and
stuff like that. But when you get into higher education,
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it's not an accident. The longer you go to college,
the greater the chances are you're on the left. I
forget what the last poll number was I looked at,
but it's astounding. If you don't go to college college
at all, chances are you'll be on the right. The
longer you stay in college, the greater the chances are
you will be on the left. It's very, very difficult
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to find PhDs or master's degree people who aren't complete communists.
Why that is the finishing school for programming, and they
make it. It actually comes back to the sixty minutes
Emmy Kamala Harris interview thing. They make it so if
you want the credentials, you must think in this extremely
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narrow way, and you are not allowed out of thinking
like that if you want the credential. Chris grab that
audio that we played a while ago. Columbia. My most
positive was Columbia, Columbia's medical school where at their graduation
they're having to repeat all the Calmy Gobbly book about
how unequal, everything is and equity and all this other crap.
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It's just want to Oh, you have it, go ahead
and play. Now, let me set this up again. They're
graduating medical students. Listen to what they are forced to recite. Together,
we enter the.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Profession of medicine with appreciation for the opportunity to build
on the scientific and humanistic achievements of the past. We
also recognize the acts and systems of oppression affected in
the name of medicine. We take this oath of service
to begin building a future grounded in truth, restoration, and
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equity to fulfillment.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, I got the gist, Chris. Why did your doctor
turn into a system serving loser who tried to inject
you with the COVID vacs that wasn't proven during the
COVID vaccine stuff. Because your doctor, he was forced into
a narrow way of thinking, or they wouldn't have allowed
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him to become a doctor. You see, this is, like
I said, it's very similar to Obama or Obama Kamala Harris,
CBS sixty minutes getting nominated for an Emmy for an interview.
CBS is currently getting sued over because they lied so
badly in the interview. You credential morons. You credential people
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who hate you. You credential not people who hate you.
You credential the people who are on your side, and
you bar the people who hate you because they won't
they won't conform to that way of thinking. You see,
you force everybody you want to be a doctor? Better
push equity. You're gonna push equity, right, Hey, white people
are evil? Hey? Will you sign on the sign this
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piece of paper saying that white people are evil? You
do think white people are evil? Right? I've got your
medical degree being in schools? Really are you paid a
lot of money for this? You do want to be
a doctor? Right? It just you know what? Push that
covid vacs. You've heard we're sponsored by Pfizer. Right, push
that covid vas for us? Hey, you know what? They need?
Six injections. You believe that I thought you wanted to
be a doctor. That's how it works. The longer you
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spend in our education system because it's been poisoned, the
greater chances you have of turning into a leftist. And
this probably should serve as a warning to parents out there.
In fact, we're going to get to some parenting stuff
here in a minute, But be careful with your baby
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girl and young man. Be very careful with them. And
for aspirational parents with aspirational children, this can become really
difficult because what if you're sitting there, what if your
daughter wants to become a doctor straight a student, probably
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has a wonderful heart, wants to help people. She wants
to become a doctor. And I'm not telling you not
to let her become a doctor, That's not what I'm saying.
But you better approach that so incredibly carefully because what's
gonna happen is she's majorly accomplished. She is going to
be applying to all these colleges and the elite medical
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schools out there. She's going to want desperately to get
into them, and she's going to try so hard to
get into them. And there's a chance that's the last
place in the world you should send your daughter. But Daddy,
I want to get into Columbia. Daddy, all the smartest
kids go to Columbia. Daddy, please just let me go
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to Columbia. You better be so so careful because they're
going to get her and they're going to eat her
up for eight years on college campus. They're going to
Piketter and Chewitor and Picketer and Chewitor and Picketer and
Chewitor and whittle her down and soon, oh, you'll get
a doctor back after about eight years. Yeah, half her
(35:57):
head will be shaved, the other half will be paying
and she'll be bringing home or girlfriend. You watch, you watch,
It's happened more times than I can count. Again. I'm
not saying don't let them go to medical school. I'm
not be careful, be really really careful, because that's where
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let's do some parenting talk. Democrat party is unpopular. Let's
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make fun of Chuck Schumer in more Final hour
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show and a fantastic Friday, another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. We will get to
some FBI stuff here. We'll talk about democrats grouping us
all in with things, Jesse. Somebody wants well, I'm reading
(00:32):
his email. Somebody wants to know should we give you
legal some slack? All that and so much more coming
up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this hour.
But I want to get to these two things because
I get a lot of these. I could have I
could have done a hundred of these for today. That
it's about cash battel, the FBI, the pace of things.
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I'll go to this one first. The subject of this
is cash battel and nothing done. Jesse. A bunch of
us guys were sitting around last night and the most
energetic conversation was about how we are all really frustrated
with Patel. All we're seeing is rearranging the deck chairs
on the Titanic. People in the FBI are going to
(01:15):
who should be going to prison or put on leave.
Director Autumn, who was involved in the Steele dossier, was
put on administrative leave. Instead of firing all the woke
DEI agents who took a knee, they were demoted instead
of fired. The head of the FBI went after the
January six ers with the vendetta was given a promotion.
This is insane. If Trump doesn't make okay, you get it.
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His name is Steve. And then I got this email Jesse.
I'm a retired federal agent who has a lot of
experience with criminal prosecution. I would submit to you that
the arrest of Elvis Chan has more to do with
identifying those at the top of the FBI who were
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undoubtedly working with any number of other government agencies, who
actually planned and executed everything that happened before the twenty
twenty election. Elvis Chan was a mid level manager who
knew most, if not all, of the players. After he
undergoes a debriefing and provides information as to the players
in the conspiracy, you'll get your real arrests and prosecutions,
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And if it's as extensive as I believe it is,
it'll be heavy, and Chan will get rewarded for his cooperation.
He'll sing like a bird. They asked not that I
don't say their name, and I will not say their name,
and so I'm gonna I'm gonna we're gonna get to
this sixty minutes Kamala hari stuff in a second. But
I'm gonna say, this is a conversation we've had before.
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It's very, very difficult to tell you or tell me
to be patient when I for instance, when I tease
this little segment, I said, people are getting impatient with
the FBI. Jewish producer Chris during the break sits and
when the break said, yeah, that's you. You're getting impatient
with the FBI said, look, I know me too, same
(03:06):
thing you've heard me ol. Arrest them, arrest them, Why
are they retiring? Why are they retiring? Why are they resigning?
But what relocated? But arrest them. I'm saying the same thing.
I'm having the same conversations with your friends. However, I
am also I have this other little I have this
other little birdie on my other shoulder who is telling
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me they are working on it, and I look, I
have things that I'm going to use that are going
to let me know whether they're actually doing good or not.
I'm not telling you to use the same things I
am using, but I'll be I'm just going to pour
out my soul for you. Here. Here's here, really the
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three big things I am going to use. All right
with me, I'm going to give it a year, a
year from now. And here's what I want to see
a year from now, Chris, you go ahead and write
this one down. I want to see government people arrested.
And I'm talking FBI people, if people who have drawn
(04:15):
a paycheck from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, I want
them in handcuffs. Okay, that's one, handcuffs government people. Two,
the whistleblowers need to be brought back. The whistleblowers must
be brought back. I understand there are reasons. I'm told
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I shouldn't say. I understand. I've been told there are
reasons Garrett O'Boyle is still twisting in the wind. Not
his fault, that Steve Friend, that these studs, these these
heroes in the FBI who lost their career to expose
Joe Biden's FBI. I'm told that essentially, there are things
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that have to be done first. Okay, all right, I'm
consider me impatient, but I got it. Okay, they better
not be twisting in the wind a year from now.
So arrests whistleblowers brought back if they want to be
brought back either way made whole third. And I've never
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said this to you before. In fact, I don't know
that I've ever said this to anybody before. Here it
is is Dan Bongino still there. I understand Dan Bongino
is to you. He's you know, I mean, Dan's a stud.
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It's not like I don't I think you doubt Dan,
but I realize he's more of just a media voice.
You know, you've seen him on Fox News and his
podcast was huge. In his show and Dan's big, right,
you know, Dan Bongino is, but he's a voice on
the radio or a face usually an egg, but a
face on the television. You know, Dan Bongino. Okay, I
(06:04):
am telling you this. This is you and me. Dan
Bongino is so genuine sometimes it's painful. What I mean
by that is that Dan Bongino you used to hear
on his podcast or see on television. Don't think for
a second that was an act. He is just as
intense in person. He believes it all in person. He
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believes it to the bone, meaning it like if you
if the last time I was at Dan's house, there
for his birthday party. Last time I was at Dan's house,
I mean there is it was this huge production his
birthday party. It was amazing. Hey, they had a band
and everything brought in. It was the most amazing birthday
party I've ever seen in my life. And Dan's there
and he's trying to be a good host, and he's
walking around, and finally Dan and I get together and
(06:49):
Dan starts screaming about uh. It was like Joe Biden
at the time. I think it was. Dan immediately was
upset about corruption inside of the government. It wasn't Hey,
have you tried the r dervs or anything like that.
Dan is one of us. Look he's he's richer and
more famous, but he's one of us. Okay, if Dan leaves,
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that will tell me everything I need to know. That
will tell me everything I need to know. And that's honestly,
it's the day I dread. It's the day I worry about. There.
I just told you, if I wake up, what's that, Chris,
am I hearing? He's going to No? No, I've let
me be cli me let me clarify. I've never heard
(07:32):
a word about Dan leaving. He's never said anything to
me privately about it. Either I've never even heard a
rumor about it. I've never heard a word about it.
That this is something I came up with in my
own mind. But I wake up every day and I
look at my phone for maybe a text message or
maybe just a headline Dan Bongino stepping down. If Dan
Bongino steps down, especially if it's over the next year,
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it can't be saved. He doesn't believe he can save it,
because it's not going to sit there and do nothing.
If he throws his hands up and says, screw it,
I'm done, that'll tell you it can't be fixed. Those
are my three things. Like I said, we'll call it
a year from now. What is it is it May first?
It's it's May second, Okay, so we'll call it next
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May first. Chris remind me. I'll put a reminder in
the phone. Those are my three things. I'm not telling
you to be patient because you don't. You deserve better
than that. You deserve to have the secret State Police
Agency defunded yesterday. To be honest with you, you know
what you actually deserve. It's what we you and I
used to scream about under Joe Biden you know, the
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GOP Congress under Joe Biden, you know, they should have
defunded the FBI back then, right zeroed out there funding
as soon as the Federal Bureau of Investigation kicks in
the door of the Republican nominee for president and raids
his wife's underwear drawer, the Federal Bureau of Investigations funding
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drops to zero. As soon as the FBI gets discovered
having electioneered the twenty twenty election on behalf of Joe Biden,
their funding should have been dropped to zero by the
GOP Congress. So this is not me telling you to
just calm down, be patient, It'll be fine. I'm telling
you the criteria I'm using. You are right, we need arrests,
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lots of them. But look, you heard what this former
federal federal agent said. Heard what they said. Maybe Elvis
Chan was put on terminal leave, and maybe Elvis Chan
is currently sitting in a room singing like a canary
right now exposing all the bad people in the FBI
who authorized this and told him to do that. And
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if that's the case, I'm fine with it. I'm totally
fine with it. If that's the case, I get look
If that's the case, let's do it. You have to
use these criminals and their testimony to get to bigger
and more invasive criminals. I will continue to come back
to this until it changes. The United States government is
a criminal organization allah the American Mafia, and so in
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order to take it down, we are going to have
to use the same tactics we use to take down
the American Mafia. Find somebody who's a member, figure out
a way to make him talk. If that's what Elvis
Chan is currently doing right now, sounds good to me.
What is completely unacceptable to me is a bunch of resignations.
No no, no, no no. You don't get to use
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your FBI badge as a license to arrest as many
Republicans and protect Democrats and then get away with the
retirement check of my money. No not, okay, we'll see. Look,
I'm taking my chalk. I'll be ready for whatever. I'll
be ready for whatever. You know what I did today
to breakfast? Tacos, little glass of orange juice, trying to
(10:54):
tone down the orange juice because it's so heavy on sugar.
But big glass of water, little glass of orange juice.
Male vitality stack every single morning. Maybe that's why I'm
always so full of pep. Maybe that's why my mood
is good all the time. Get some natural herbal supplements
in your body. Man, you're gonna thank me when you start.
Everybody thanks me. I've never had an email once that
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That's talked about sixty minutes getting an Emmy next Truth Attitude,
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
fantastic Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we're gonna get to this
before I get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions.
We're gonna get to six minutes getting an Emmy nomination
(12:03):
for that Kamala Harris interview. They edited pause on that
for a moment. Just put that in your back pocket.
Last night, it was quite entertaining. Bob and Luke. Luke's
my youngest, my fourteen year old and Ob is my wife,
and they love. He loves to give her crap and
get a rise out of her, and she loves to
(12:25):
do the same to him. It's just hilarious to watch
those two, like peas in a pod, go back and forth.
The last night, Bob, she says to Luke, Hey, I'm
going to be substitute teaching. Do you want to come
have lunch with me? And Luke says, well, no, not really,
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and so obviously Ob is going to play that up here.
Why wouldn't you want to have lunch with your mother?
And Luke can see that he's screwed up. He just answered,
very honestly, he wanted to go scow off with his friends.
He can see that he's screwed up, and so as
an explanation for why he doesn't want to, this is
what he drops on his mother. Well, I already eat
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breakfast and dinner with you. Now, obviously that's a hilarious
and very true little story. But it's funny when people
are losing that they'll often do things to make the
losing even worse. You know, it's the football team that's
down fourteen points, so instead they try to run a
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trick play that nobody's practiced enough, and they fundle it,
and now they're down twenty one points. The American media,
the system itself, and I mean all the system, the education,
the media, all of it. It has a legitimacy crisis
right now. And they know they have a legitimacy crisis.
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They understand, they do, meaning the American people don't trust
them anymore. The American people don't watch CBS to get
news anymore. They don't read the New York Times. The
American people think the education departments the enemy. They think
the FBI is the enemy. The American people roll their
eyes when the CDC gives out warnings. Now the American system,
our system has lost its credibility. It's spit in our face,
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lied to us, and violated our trust so many times
that now the American people are pulling away and they're
finding other sources of information. But the problem is these pillars,
these institutions that need our legitimacy for their survival, they
don't understand how to save themselves, and so the things
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they try to do to get the legitimacy back makes
them lose even more legitimacy. Exhibit A is the sixty
minutes Kamala Harris interview the what we've talked about before,
the one Trump is suing CBS four it's not even
arguable what happened CBS and sixty minutes, which sells itself,
(15:01):
as you know, the journalistic program. They sat down to
interview Kamala Harris leading up to her. Remember this is
right before the election. I think it was October if
I remember right, They sat down with Kamala Harris. The
problem was this, Kamala Harris is an idiot. She doesn't
know anything about anything. She can't talk, she can't speak
(15:24):
eloquently about a single subject. Because she's sixty going on fifteen.
She knows nothing about anything. CBS interviews her, and her
answers are horrible. Sixty minutes knows they're horrible. They're so
horrible that one of her answers they just cut it
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and they took a different answer that she'd answered a
different question on and spliced it into that answer and
completely they lied. They lied, They told an outright lie
about what Kamala Harris said, and they did it so
Kamala Harris would win the election and Donald Trump would
lose the election. It's that simple, CBS lied, and they
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did it so Kamala Harris could win the election. That
that information came out trumps suing him for it. Good
for him that information came out. Here. You are, your CBS,
your sixty minutes, and you've lost even more credibility with
the American people. Most people I know think it's a joke.
Now they laugh when we talk about it. Well, what
(16:31):
do you do? Well, there's you can go to two
different routes. I know what you should do if your
CBS in sixty minutes, what you should do is issue
a very very direct, very heartfelt public statement that you
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you did wrong, and you were dishonest and you misled
the American people and that kind of thing is not
going to happen again. The people responsible for that have
been fired, and from this point forward, CBS in sixty
minutes will hold itself to the highest, highest possible standards
and that that's how they intend to earn your trust back.
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Will that get your trust back?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But it would be It would be a start, wouldn't
it you. It would make you sit up in your chair.
Oh okay, okay, that's what they could do. But just
like Luke telling ab that he already had breakfast and
dinner with her. Instead, they're going to do the opposite thing,
and the system is going to nominate that specific interview
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for an Emmy, and I kid you not, the Emmy
is for the Outstanding Edited Interview, That's what it's for,
thus further destroying the legitimacy the credibility of CBS in
sixty Minutes and the Emmys. It's wild to watch when
people lose the things they do that make it so
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much worse than it already was. It's crazy. It's crazy
to me that you don't have a chef iq dot
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you got a chefiq dot com and you'll look at
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I actually think they have quadruples. What is it. It's
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a wireless cooking thermometer. You put it in your meat,
your your chicken, your beef, your pork, your fish, whatever
you're cooking in the oven, the smoke or grill, and
you leave it in there. You're not opening it up
and checking it. That's how you screw your meat up.
You keep it closed. The whole time and leave the
thermometer in there. Your phone will notify you when it's done.
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You just open the app on your phone and say, ah,
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hands are. Let's get back to some of these questions,
shall we, Dear Jesse, I'm so sick and tired of democrats.
Whenever they admit or make a vague apology, they throw
us in their group. Oh We're sorry, but both sides
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need to do better. That's just crap, this guy says
your thoughts. No, it's a tactic, buddy, it's a tactic.
You've probably used it in your own personal life, or
you've dated or married somebody who did. We've all done it, men, women,
Everybody does it. When you are in the wrong in
an argument, when you do wrong, well you're probably not
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going to win the argument outright because you did wrong. Hey, Jesse,
did you drink all the beer in the fridge? I
got that beer because my parents were coming into town. Well,
I can't undrink the beer. And no, I didn't drink
We don't even have beer in the fridge. But you
get the idea. I didn't drink all the I can't
(20:35):
undrink the beer. Okay, so if Bob's upset with me,
then I drank all the beer. What I cannot do
is hope to undrink it. But what I can do
if I get swollen with pride and I don't want
to admit I was wrong and I don't want to
just apologize, not that I would ever be like that,
what I can do is figure out a way to
(20:58):
make us both at fun spread some of that blame around. Well,
I wouldn't have drank all the beer in the fridge.
Maybe if you ever got me some beer at the
grocery store for myself. I'd hate for you to think
of me once. See what I mean if at the
end of the argument, when I did wrong, we are
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both apologizing, Yeah, you're right, I could have got you
some beer, honey, that's a win for me. When communists
get caught doing evil things in this country, when they
get caught stealing, when they get caught bringing in illegals,
and definitely when they commit acts of violence, they do
it all the time. They love violence. You know why
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communists and violence they go hand in hand. You can't
get it out of them. They believe violence is a
necessary means to get what they want out of the revolution,
and so whenever they commit acts of violence, they'll come
out and condemn both sides. Everybody needs to turn down
the temperature. Every single time some crazy training nut job
firebombs something or does something like that, well, I mean
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everybody on both sides. It's a tactic to avoid all
that blame, all that public all the public eyes resting
on them. So when they screw up. Well, it's everybody's
fault when we screw up. Hey, it's your fault. It's
just a tactic. You don't have to get annoyed, just
recognize it and laugh it off. Jesse, what's your response
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when someone says, don't illegals get a little bit of
slack since the President of the United States of America
ushered them in. Here's my response. The reporting you back
to your country is slack. You realize that people think
I'm this crazy barbarian. I'm the moderate solution. You've violated
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the sovereignty of my country on purpose. I understand, and
by the way, I'm not an idiot. I understand why
you did it. If I was raised in some dump
like Italy, i'd try to come here too. But you
violated the sovereignty of my country, and you did it knowingly,
and you did it on purpose. The moderate kind solution
(23:13):
is to apprehend you without harming you, feed you water,
you place you on an air conditioned airplane, and send
you back to the country you belong at great expense
to me. I should point out, you understand that this
stuff costs us money. None of this stuff is free.
You're paying for all that food. You're paying for, the flights,
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you're paying for the air conditioning, You're paying for all
of it. That is the That is us giving them slack.
You know what I want done. I've told you what
I want done, and I hope you didn't think I
was joking. I support Donald Trump's purchase of Greenland, and
I support his purchase of Greenland because it is a
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large barren, frozen healscape and I know there's a bunch
of minerals and things like that on there we want.
I'm a huge supporter of prison camps opening up on Greenland. No,
I don't want people tortured or killed. I don't want
a Google system. That's not what I'm saying. But everybody
can get a lovely winter coat. I want a prison camp,
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multiple prison camps set up in Greenland, specifically for illegals
and government employees who get arrested, charged, and convicted of crimes.
That's what I want. And yes, I want them housed together. No,
not separate, Nope, all of them together. Trendy Arragua can
sit right next to the FBI agent who decided to
arrest January six ers for a living. No, it's not Siberia, Chris,
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I want everyone fed. I'm not saying that give them
winter clothes. I don't want the moderate solution. Slack is
us telling you go back home. That is slack. I
don't violate any other country's sovereignty. It would never even
occur to me to violate another country's sovereignty. Whenever, whenever
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I travel, if I'm crossing borders internationally, I make sure
ahead of time. I'm making sure all my stuff is
in order. Is my passport in order? Am I good
to go? I will look into the State Department's website.
Do I need to notify the State Department when I
am in a country? What are your customs? What are
your laws? When we went to Israel for that big trip,
(25:24):
remember we were there, what was it Sabbath or something like?
It wasn't Sabbath, Chris, what Shabbat? That's what I said,
I said, That's practically what I said, Chris. Anyway, it
was Shabbat, and so the food options were dreadful. Well,
I obeyed. They had this thing in the hotel we
were at. They had this thing where they had a
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lounge where you could go get some fruit and stuff
like that. And I was practically starving to death. And
it was something to new with Shabbat that I was
not allowed to take the food out and take it
to my room. You had to eat it in there.
It was something I didn't take the food out. Okay,
if that's your custom, this is the custom of the country,
this is the rules you abide by. Then I will
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respectfully sit there and eat my fruit in the thing
and I won't take it out. That's how people operate.
That's how you operate when you're in someone else's home.
Do you flush the toilet, wash your hands, take your
shoes off, put the toilet seat down. Do you thank
her for dinner? Do you? Of course you do these things.
You're a human being. Well, why is it just simply
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accepted by America that well, I mean, all these people
are pretty innocent. No they're not. Every single one of
them violated the sovereignty of my country on purpose, and
you can explain why they did it. I get it.
I get why they did it. But don't sell me
on the saintly immigrant.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, no, no, no no. There are all kinds of
people who came here legally and they had to wait forever,
and they had to bust their butts to get citizenship
and stuff like that. Now that guy, that guy and
me can be boys. That lady of me can be friends.
Don't tell me the illegal is not getting any slack.
Slack is being deported without a stop in Greenland. You
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better hope I don't get in charge. Hey, Jesse, A
lot of liberals in my life are very book smart,
but lack common sense in street smarts. Why is that?
It's very simple. Education systems of countries are very very important.
And I don't mean necessarily just schools. Right as soon
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as I say education system, automatically we picture schools because
that's how our education system works in America. There's grade school,
and then there's middle school, and then there's high school,
and then there's college afterwards. That's the education system in
the country. I'm talking about the system a country uses,
whatever the country and whatever time period, the system the
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country uses to train its young people how to operate
inside of that country and how they should operate inside
of that country. And how your young people are trained
by the education system, we'll determine in large part where
they go from there. I'll explain it just a moment.
Hang on, this is a Jesse Kelly show. It is
(28:21):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday, I can't wait to make fun of
Chuck Schumer. That'll be fun here in just a few minutes.
Before we get to that, and we do have to
talk Disney, some guys trying to sell me on Brazilian barbecue,
judges getting arrested, all kinds of things, all right, But
before we get to that, I want to continue on
(28:41):
the point the guy was asking, I know a bunch
of liberals who are very book smart, but not street smart.
They don't know anything. And I talked about countries education system.
Here's how our education system works in the United States
of America, how a lot of it works. This is
obviously not universal, but it's general structure. Is what I'm
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about to say. When you go to school, you learn
to absorb things, add them to your memory, and then
regurgitate things. That's school. You might have even shrugged or
scoffed at that because it's such an obvious point, But
you go. You learn your abcs, you regurgitate your NBCs ABC's,
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you learn sentence structure, You learn algebra, which is horrible.
You learn chemistry, but what are you learning? Will teach
me the periodic table. I'll repeat it back to you.
That's what you learn. You absorb, regurgitate, absorb, regurgitate. What
you are generally not learning is how to think. And
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that's not an accident. The education system doesn't want you
to think. It wants to program you. And most education
systems really are like this. They're trying to program you
in a certain way, in a certain way of thinking,
but ours tries to program you into simply absorbing information,
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regurgitating information. Absorb, regurgitate, absorb, or regurgitate. I tell you
all the time not to agree with me all the time.
Don't I don't agree with anybody all the time. Don't
wave anybody's palm palms. If you are Jesse's always right,
you're dead wrong because I'm not always right. If you're
Trump's always right, you're dead wrong. Trump's not always right.
Nobody's always right. Think for yourself, you think, disagree, learn
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to process things in mind. Our education system doesn't work
that way. In fact, it encourages just the opposite. And
then you asked about your liberal friends. It gets worse
from there, because most people can exist in that system. Okay,
I'll learn my ABCS and I'll learn my algebra and
stuff like that. But when you get into higher education,
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it's not an accident. The longer you go to college,
the greater the chances are you're on the left. I
forget what the last poll number was I looked at,
but it's astounding. If you don't go to college college
at all, chances are you'll be on the right. The
longer you stay in college, the greater the chances are
you will be on the left. It's very, very difficult
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to find PhDs or master's degree people who aren't complete communists.
Why that is the finishing school for programming, and they
make it. It actually comes back to the sixty minutes
Emmy Kamala Harris interview thing. They make it so if
you want the credentials, you must think in this extremely
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narrow way, and you are not allowed out of thinking
like that if you want the credential. Chris grab that
audio that we played a while ago. Columbia. My most
positive was Columbia, Columbia's medical school where at their graduation
they're having to repeat all the Calmy Gobbly book about
how unequal, everything is and equity and all this other crap.
(32:06):
It's just want to Oh, you have it, go ahead
and play. Now, let me set this up again. They're
graduating medical students. Listen to what they are forced to recite. Together,
we enter the.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Profession of medicine with appreciation for the opportunity to build
on the scientific and humanistic achievements of the past. We
also recognize the acts and systems of oppression affected in
the name of medicine. We take this oath of service
to begin building a future grounded in truth, restoration, and
(32:38):
equity to fulfillment.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, I got the gist, Chris. Why did your doctor
turn into a system serving loser who tried to inject
you with the COVID vacs that wasn't proven during the
COVID vaccine stuff. Because your doctor, he was forced into
a narrow way of thinking, or they wouldn't have allowed
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him to become a doctor. You see, this is, like
I said, it's very similar to Obama or Obama Kamala Harris,
CBS sixty minutes getting nominated for an Emmy for an interview.
CBS is currently getting sued over because they lied so
badly in the interview. You credential morons. You credential people
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who hate you. You credential not people who hate you.
You credential the people who are on your side, and
you bar the people who hate you because they won't
they won't conform to that way of thinking. You see,
you force everybody you want to be a doctor? Better
push equity. You're gonna push equity, right, Hey, white people
are evil? Hey? Will you sign on the sign this
(33:46):
piece of paper saying that white people are evil? You
do think white people are evil? Right? I've got your
medical degree being in schools? Really are you paid a
lot of money for this? You do want to be
a doctor? Right? It just you know what? Push that
covid vacs. You've heard we're sponsored by Pfizer. Right, push
that covid vas for us? Hey, you know what? They need?
Six injections. You believe that I thought you wanted to
be a doctor. That's how it works. The longer you
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spend in our education system because it's been poisoned, the
greater chances you have of turning into a leftist. And
this probably should serve as a warning to parents out there.
In fact, we're going to get to some parenting stuff
here in a minute, But be careful with your baby
(34:31):
girl and young man. Be very careful with them. And
for aspirational parents with aspirational children, this can become really
difficult because what if you're sitting there, what if your
daughter wants to become a doctor straight a student, probably
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has a wonderful heart, wants to help people. She wants
to become a doctor. And I'm not telling you not
to let her become a doctor, That's not what I'm saying.
But you better approach that so incredibly carefully because what's
gonna happen is she's majorly accomplished. She is going to
be applying to all these colleges and the elite medical
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schools out there. She's going to want desperately to get
into them, and she's going to try so hard to
get into them. And there's a chance that's the last
place in the world you should send your daughter. But Daddy,
I want to get into Columbia. Daddy, all the smartest
kids go to Columbia. Daddy, please just let me go
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to Columbia. You better be so so careful because they're
going to get her and they're going to eat her
up for eight years on college campus. They're going to
Piketter and Chewitor and Picketer and Chewitor and Picketer and
Chewitor and whittle her down and soon, oh, you'll get
a doctor back after about eight years. Yeah, half her
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head will be shaved, the other half will be paying
and she'll be bringing home or girlfriend. You watch, you watch,
It's happened more times than I can count. Again. I'm
not saying don't let them go to medical school. I'm
not be careful, be really really careful, because that's where
you lose them. And look, speaking of doctors, you know
doctors develop relief factor. You did know that, right. It's
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don't want you taking things. Real doctors, good doctors. They
don't want you taking things to mask your pain. But
they don't want you ignoring it either. You have to
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it every day and the daily pain that plagues you
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Your body's already trying to fight the inflammation. Your body
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can get back to living the life you want. All right,
let's do some parenting talk. Democrat party is unpopular. Let's
(37:29):
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