January 23, 2025 • 36 mins
Trump is declassifying the JFK, RFK, and MLK files. Trump is going to purchase Greenland, and Jesse has some ideas. The communist must be brought to heel, and you are making it happen. Leftist mayor changing his tune on helping deportations.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an incredible ask. No, it's not an Ask Doctor Jesse Thursday.
Tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. This is just a regular
Thursday when we're talking about immigration stuff. Ooh more fear
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and pain for the communists. That sounds good. Democrats have
a language problem. I will discuss why the Bureau of
Prisons director got the X. And it appears we are
going to get to see the RFK files, the JFK files,
the MLK files. Now, I wanted to talk about that
for a moment, and I'm sorry. I've got to be
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this guy. I've got to be dad, Daddy Jesse. He's
back for a minute. Okay, And you know what dads are?
You know my dad? Every time you I told you
that story before about the car I wanted. I had
been busting my butt. Every job you could do, I
had done. Is I wanted to buy my first car,
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and I drove by the car dealership in Montana, Bosa, Montana.
Keep in mind it's currently a high of negative four,
or at least it was a couple of days ago.
But that's the kind of weather we're dealing with here.
Only I drove by the dealership, or we drove by
a dealership, and I saw the most beautiful Cadillac convertible
you've ever seen in your life. It was a nineteen
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fifty six blue Cadillac convertible, and it clearly had been
redone because the leather, the white leather on the inside
was all perfect. And all I all I could picture
as I'm looking at the car is how cool I
would look when I drive up and down the road,
even though the top would be up forever because the Montana.
But and then all the chicks, they would love me
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because look at this car. And I mean, everything's about
girls when you're that age. And I wanted this car
so bad, and I actually had enough money I could
almost afford it. And I asked my dad and he
said no, And I said, why, you know, I'm much
your cost to fix that car. You don't have any money.
What are you going to do with that? You can't
fix that car. You can't even afford gas. Go get
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one of these rice burner cars that gets thirty five
miles beragu. I mean, it's that's how my dad spoke
with what Chris. That's how the man talked, and funsucker
Dad denied me that purchase, and he was right. We
hate dads when they do that, right, So I've got
to step in here. We were excited about the release
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of these files, the RFK files, JFK files, MLK files,
and it's good what Trump is doing. I'm pleasantly surprised.
I can't believe he's just going through with it right away,
just boom, you can have them first. It's going to
be a little while. He signed the order today to
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have those things declassified. It might be I was told
forty five days by someone who would know. But it's
gonna be a little bit. So you're not about to
wake up tomorrow morning and read the JFK files in
the New York Times. And it's good that he's doing it,
because if there is any chance to re establish the
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bond between America's institutions and America's people, then the corrupt
institutions must open their books. There is no other way.
No more cover ups, no more lies. Nope, nope, nope.
You open up the books, show us all the things
you've done. That's how trust is earned back. You don't
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demand it, you don't cry, Nope, you earn it by
being open and honest. Open the books. So it's good. However,
the juicy stuff is not going to be in there.
I know what you're dreaming about. It's the exact same
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thing I'm dreaming about. You're dreaming about the same thing
I dream about, because you're the exact same as me.
I want to open up the JFK files on my
iPhone tomorrow morning, and I want to read about which
specific CIA agents were involved in blowing JFK's head off.
I want to know it all that's not going to
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be in there. And let me explain why. What do
you know about the Well, we've done the assassination of
Joe Colombo on the show. We'll just use a couple
of examples. Joe Colombo, he was an Italian mob boss, surprise, surprise,
head of the Colombo family, and he was assassinated. Who
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assassinated him? A dude who was a black dude who
was really into guns, had allegedly a history of mental illness.
But he is thought to be the one who killed well,
he is the one who killed Joe Colombo. He killed
him in a crowd and that a bunch of people
killed him immediately. And to this day we don't know
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who killed the black dude, which is weird because it
happened in a big crowd of people. Was it the cops,
was it Columbo's bodyguards? We don't know. But when that
black dude died, with it with him died, any ties
that can lead back to who actually paid for, ordered
and organized the assassination of Joe Colombo. That's why they
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pick people like that. Why did Lee Harvey Oswald get
mowed down by what a patriot, Jack Ruby, right out
there in the open, five minutes after he assassinates JFK. Well,
when Lee R. Harvey Oswald died, so did any ties
that would lead back to anyone whoever you think did it.
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Alexander the Great's father Philip. The second he's at a party,
a knife gets he shoved in between his ribs. As
he's dying on stage, the man who killed him takes
off running. Remember he's running. We're not even in the
era of cars yet, let alone planes. Right, the dude
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is on foot and at best he's going to get
to a horse, which he did have a horse waiting
for him. But either way, you're going to catch him
eventually with enough people. That's the way it works. But
they didn't catch him. They killed him immediately. And when
he died and he ties back to the people responsible
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died with him. When powerful people kill someone, and that
is the history of the world, businesses, governments, generals. When
powerful people have access to people who will murder for them.
In fact, if you have money, you have access to
people who will commit murders on your behalf. Please don't
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do that, but you do. If you have money, you
can you have someone killed. It's not hard to find.
And powerful people, if they're powerful enough and smart enough,
when they have somebody murdered, they sever the ties permanently.
They don't leave it up for imagination. Uh, speaking of
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the mom You ever Carlos Marcelo? You ever heard him?
Every single one listening to the sound of my voice
in New Orleans right now, they're all not in their heads.
The rest of the country probably a little fuzzy. Carlos
Marcelo was the Italian mob boss who ran New Orleans,
ran it with an iron fist. He was You never what, Chris,
You don't you never heard of Marcello? Oh dude, he's
one of the most powerful ones in the country, had
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the entire city on lockdown. Anyway, Uh, Marcelo, what he
would do when he went and someone killed. You want
to talk about evil, diabolical and genius, there are these things.
This is probably a negative racial name, so I don't
know whether or not someone will yell about this, But
there are these people. They were called zips. They were
known as zips. In fact, they're still known as zip
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Who were the zips? They were Sicilian criminals, Sicilian mobsters,
and specifically orphans. Marcelo when he wanted an American killed,
he would go to a Sicilian orphanage, grab a couple
of people willing to commit murder on his behalf, bring
over to this country a couple Sicilian orphans, so no parents,
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no one's going to be looking for him, no one
knows them here. They would go carry out whatever murder
he wanted committed, and then Marcelo would pop pop, kill them.
Kill the two zips. Two or three zis how many
every minute he brought and just like that, there's no
crime you're ever going to solve, and no one's going
to go looking for the two Sicilian orphans. The JFK
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files are not going to be what you want them
to be. Are powerful interests involved in the assassination of JFK? Well, honestly,
I don't know specific who did it. I've told you
my theory on it, but I think you'd have to
be pretty naive to think that that was a one
man operation. With all the background, It'd be pretty naive
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to think that Jack Ruby noted connections to the mob.
The guy used to be an enforcer for the Jewish
mob under Meyer landscape. Come on, that's cone. But you're
not going to get names. You're just not You're most
likely not even going to get organizations called out specifically.
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What if, and I don't know this, obviously I suspect it,
But what if the Central Intelligence Agency was involved in
the assassination of JFK. I doubt very much you're going
to read about that in the JFK files, Because anyone
who could have led back to the CIA, anyone who
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could have laid the breadcrumbs back to the Central intelligence
agents as being the responsible party for the assassination of
an American president, anyone who could have left those breadcrumbs
died not long after JFK died. That's how assassinations of
powerful people work. We want to imagine that it works
like it does in the movies, where if you want
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to take out a president or something like that, then
you hire the world's most elite assassin who had special
Forces training and he'll take the shot from six miles
away from a hot air balloon. That's not how it works.
They find the local moron on drugs and whatever, they
manipulate him, They get him to go commit basic suicide,
and then if he happens to live, which he never
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seems to do, they fire a bullet in the back
of his head and chuck him in the river and
there the crime will never be solved. That's how powerful
people are assassinated. What Chris, Chris thinks LBJ killed him.
And you know what's funny about this, Chris, my father.
One of the things that drove me in saying about
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him is he was always right about everything. No matter
what he said, he ended up being right. And we
all talked about it to this day how it drove
us nuts. My dad to the day he died, said,
oh it was LBJ. My dad agreed with you. I
was LBJ. I don't know maybe we should talk to
someone at Pure Talk about it. I don't think they're
going to have any inside knowledge about who killed JFK.
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But at least you'll be speaking to an American because
Peer Talk my cell phone company, they hire Americans, does
yours when you have to get a hold of someone
at customer service? You want a new phone service, whatever
it may be. Did they speak English? Do they understand English?
Is it pleasant when you speak to them on the phone?
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Who is it? Double? I know what it is. Switch
to Pure Talk, the patriotic cell phone company. You don't
sacrifice service. They're on the same five gen network and
the customer service is wonderful. And right now they're giving
out free Samsung Galaxies with qualified purchase. You want a
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free phone. Your phone's old and busted and cracked. Switch
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Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And
I am sorry I had to be Daddy Jesse and
let everybody down about the JFK files and whatnot. I'm
excited to read them too. I'm going to nerd out
on it too. It's not like I'm separating myself from it.
I can't wait. Maybe they forgotten left a little nugget
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in there, but those nuggets are not going to be
in there. It's still It's a very good move by Trump.
You want to start restoring trust, start opening the books.
It's a good move. Now, let's do a few emails
before we get back to politics. Hello, my jar head brother,
retired Navy chief. Try to watch you every month on
the first based exclusive exclusively on your recommendation. The wife
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and I stopped at Glacier National Park on our way
to visit relatives in Washington State. Not only did we
thoroughly enjoy the park, but we sampled huckleberry pie, huckleberry
chocolate bars, and of course huckleberry shakes. Best things ever.
Thanks for your culinary expertise the menu whisper doesn't miss
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when I tell you what food is delicious and what
to order. You can take it to the bank. Don't
shake your head, Chris, Chris, I said, take it to
the bank. That should be uniquely appealing to you. Listen, Chris,
have you ever had Huckleberry Corey, have you had Huckleberry? Well,
they grow natural up by Glacier National Park. You just
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can't even imagine how good it is. Hi, Hi, I'm
trying to think. Am I better at ordering food than
I am parallel parking? And I don't know what, Chris,
I don't know. It's tough. I mean, it's tough, Dear Jesse.
I was just listening to the podcast. You talk about
countries having to agree to take their illegals back. I say,
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if they refuse, we load them up on Sea one
thirties with fighter escorts flanked by destroyers. Dare them to
stop us. So onn to say, Okay, look I agree,
but here's what I would propose. And I'm dead serious
about this. Don't think for a second I'm kidding. Trump
is going to acquire Greenland. Chris, just go ahead and
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write that one down. I'm telling you we're going to
get Greenland. He's dead serious about it. He's serious about it,
and he's gonna get it. What Chris, what? No, No, No,
He's going to get the whole thing, the whole thing
he is. Greenland sucks. It's a gigantic, gigantic block of ice.
Have you seen how big Greenland is? Like fifty thousand
people live in that gigantic mass. You know why, because
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it's all icy hellscape. It's horrible. It's like living on
the dark side of Mars. No one wants to go there.
Trump's going to acquire it because it does have a
bunch of strategic significance, and Trump has talked about that.
You want to close off those waters to all these
Russian ships and ships and Chinese ships. Okay, that's fine.
We need camps. No, hear me out, Chris, Chris, now listen, No,
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not like Siberia. These will be nicer than the ones
they have there. I'm not talking about a gulag system, Chris.
I'm talking about a system of prison camps where we
keep people. And I think these camps should be reserved
exclusively for illegals we haven't been able to get rid
of yet, meaning their countries won't their home countries won't
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take them back. We need to keep them in these
frozen camps. And the other purpose we should have dual
purpose camps. Government employees, anybody, any politician convicted of corruption,
FBI agents, CIA bureaucrae. And look, I don't want separate camps.
I want government employees to be in the exact same
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camps as the illegals they let in. And I'm not
even close to kidding you. All, you corrupt scumbags, have
dedicated your careers to filling up my country with a
bunch of animals, and now I want you to bunk
right next to him. I want the dirt ball at
the FBI. I won him housed next to this.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Government was booked into jail after Limestone County deputies say
he sexually assaulted a child. They arrested Luis Lopez Martinez
on Sunday. Investigators say deputies were called to arrest him
after his family allegedly caught him in the act. When questioned,
investigators say he confessed and stated, quote, it is what
it is. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has placed an immigration
detainer on Lopez Martinez as well.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
They brought that animal into this country on purpose. And
not only did they bring him into the country on purpose,
they knew exactly where he was the entire time. That's
why ICE has already been able to arrest this guy.
And Democrats brought him into the country on purpose so
they can be housed right next to him. This guy,
this guy is from Haiti, just an animal, just a
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savage here committing as many crimes as he possibly can arrested.
Already announces he's not going back to Harry. I'm not
going back to Hayden. One of those threats is this
illegal alien from Haiti. I says he's a gang member
with seventeen criminal convictions in recent years.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So I mean no, Biden, bro thank Obama for everything
that he takes from me.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Boltmar Biden forever, thank Obama for everything. Beep Trump, I'm
not going back to Haiti. Okay, well that's fine. We
can get you to Greenland. I think, I think work
camp with coats and things like that. We don't want
to be impolite. We're gonna have facilities that have heat
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and things like that. We are not going to set
up a gulag system. It's going to be a series
of prison camps and work camps for illegal and government employees,
all mixed together. I don't want any separate camps. They
can all get in this together, and then all those
government employees they can find out how wonderful all these
imports are I love it. I love it. In fact,
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along those lines, I want to talk about Denver's mayor next.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a Thursday.
Reminding you you need to email the show. You're asked
doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com.
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Now I want to talk speaking of immigration and things
like that. I'm want to talk about fear and pain
once again when it comes to communists. I had somebody
ask me yesterday, why is it why does the left
feel so tamed right now? Because we know they're still there.
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Why are they not as loud as they were? What's
with the lack of street protests? Even the view is
kind of half hearted. Why isn't it loud in your
face as it was before? And here's what I said
to him. It was actually John Phillips. I was talking
to people. In fact, if you're listening to the sound
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of my voice, you should take a lot of credit
for this. One of the things that has changed, and
one of the reasons the left is so much quieter
now is the right has developed teeth and boldness. You see,
for the longest time, the longest time, the Communists were
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used to being the aggressor in every single situation in
this country, whether it be riot season but really mostly
in personal contacts with others, but famous communists, media stars,
and things like that. They were used to always being
the only loud ones screaming from the rooftops, taking a
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bold stand and the right for the longest time. Maybe
you're guilty of this. I will tell you I am
guilty of this when I look back at the way
I was in the past. When you are in any
kind of an event, social event, a party of any kind,
in the liberal amp, Peggy comes in screaming and yelling love,
I ain't Trump and I've had abortion woo. My normal
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response years ago is probably similar to yours, where I
just kind of roll my eyes and maybe I elbowed
my buddy. Hey man, let's go to the other room. Gosh,
I can't stand her, right, and we all just kind
of ignore her. Hope she shuts up and we let
her just continue to sit there and conduct herself like
an animal. Only it never works, did it. She never stopped,
She never could stop herself because the Communist can never
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ever control his demonic impulses. He's just rabbit animal who
goes and goes and goes and goes and goes. The
communist must be brought to heal by somebody. He will
never ever, ever, ever ever do it on his own.
It is not in his demonic nature. The communist must
be brought to heal, and the only thing that brings
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him to heal is fear and pain. He doesn't understand
anything else fear and pain. The reason the collective leftists,
the collective communists in this country are much quieter now
than they have been for the last ten fifteen years.
Is the right finally set aside that, oh well, let's
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just go to the next room crap, And we started
telling liberal and Peggy to shut her fat mouth or
leave because we've had enough of the garbage. And that's
a fact. I've watched it happen in my personal life
with family, with friends, I get your emails. I've seen
that people in different parties and interactions across this country.
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The right finally decided it had enough. No more. Nope,
you are not going to come in there running your suck. Nope,
we are going to have a conversation if you feel
like that's gonna happen, and it's working, and it's the
only thing that works on the communist And that brings
me to yet another example of this. Remember Denver's mayor,
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Mike Johnston is his name. If you're not in Denver,
you obviously don't know his name, but Mike Johnston is
his name. If you should see this fruitcake. And of
course he's one of these dirty comedy types. And after
and leading up to Donald Trump being sworn in, but
after the election, he's been loudly out there, I mean
really really loud, talking about how he's going to protect
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the illegals.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Trump's new borders are. Tom Homan has said that he
is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing in
the way of these policies that they want to enact.
Would you be willing to go to jail for these things? Yeah,
I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not seeking that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I think the goal is we want to be able
to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve hard problems.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You would encourage people to protest.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm not afraid of that. He's come out in multiple
public statements. You say, you're gonna go to jail to
protect these illegals. Yeah, you're dag gone right away, all
go illegals. Headline today from the Daily Caller Sanctuary mayor,
once willing to go to jail to stop ICE, now
says he'll work with the agency. Maybe you're wondering what
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happened last night Steven Miller, you know, one of Trump's
close advisor, Steven Miller, Stephen Miller, came out and said
just a heads up, we are one hundred percent moving
forward with We are going to be arresting and charging
any public official who commits a felony by harboring illegals
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in this country. He just said it. If you're one
of these mayors and you're going to it's a crime
to harbor illegals. It's a crime. It's not a partisan thing.
It's a crime. And you commit that crime, we're just
gonna arrest you too, and you'll be indicted and you'll
be charged. So how did mister I'm gonna protect oh
the illegals? How did that mayor go from that to Hey,
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you know what, I'm gonna work with Ice. Hey, look,
come to an agreement. We'll hang out. What changed fear.
Fear changed him. You see, he's an animal. He can't
control himself. He cannot control the demonic urges that overwhelm him.
He wakes up every day and he thinks about new
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ways to destroy one of the great American cities, Denver,
and he's done a wonderful job at that, taking one
of my favorite cities in the country and just carpet
bombing the whole thing. And that demonic savage he can't
change that about himself. Maybe hopefully, you know, hopefully one
day he gets rid of that and changes, but he
can't change it him. So his behavior, his demonic behavior,
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it must be changed for him, and fear and pain
is the only thing that works. And we just saw
it worked in a course in a matter of twenty
four hours. He went from I'm gonna go to jail. Okay,
we're gonna send you to jail. You know what, I
can work with you, guys. That's how it must work.
Set aside any notions of being hands off, lase fair,
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live and let live with communists. You cannot live and
let live your way out of communism. It has never
been done in the history of mankind, and it never
will be done. It has never been done. You must
take things back from them. They cannot control themselves. You
must do it for them. Your liberal aunt Peggy, she's
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gonna continue to destroy family reunions and these big events
if you continue to remain silent your eyes, talk about
her behind her back, let her know quite forcefully that
she needs to shut her fat mouth, and you will
find your family events much more peaceful from this point forward.
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I will tell you I'm not going to get too
specific here, but I have a bit of experience with
this in my own personal world. And you know what
the results have been. The animals, the communists, they just
stopped coming and now no one has to stress it anymore.
As soon as their demonic urges were met with some
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degree of force, that just got quiet and walked away,
and now we get to have lovely family events. That
is what you must do, Jessie. You need to write
a book about communism. Kids today are not taught the truth.
Since teachers are changing words and meanings. Progressivism, socialism, communism
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are all being taught is acceptable. Make it change and
tell the truth so these kids can understand. I believe
you can do it. I should write a book about communism. What, Chris,
you know what? What am I gonna call it? Let
me think about this, h I think if I think,
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if I had to settle on a name here, i'd
probably call it the Anti Communist Manifesto. And I bet
if I wrote it, I bet it would be a
national bestseller. And if I had to just spitballing here,
I would probably sell it at Jesse kellybook dot com.
If that look, if that URLs available, I don't even
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know if it is. Maybe maybe everyone should go check
it out right now Jesse kellybook dot com. Good idea,
I'll write that book. Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on at Thursday. Do
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So I had to do something before we get back
to politics and location and Democrats are talking about how
we have to change, how we have to speak. Before
I get to any of that, I did something and
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I feel gross about it. So here it is. I'm
just gonna lay it out for you I don't like
myself right now, but it did work. At Christmas time,
we wanted to do something nice for a couple different
sets of people in our lives. So we got a
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hold of this steak company. This is part of what
made me fall in love with Omaha steaks so much,
because they're so wonderful. But we both set that aside.
I got ahold of a different steak company and I
wanted to send some good steaks to some people, my
in laws, and we got two separate orders from this
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really nice steak company. And it was three hundred dollars.
Three hundred dollars. You should see Chris's face right now.
It's three hundred freaking dollars. Granted it was good steaks, right,
they were filats and all kind of They were good steaks,
but we wanted to do something really nice. Three hundred
dollars is crazy amount of money for some food, you know.
Like I told Chris, I can get a Little Caesars
thirty times for three hundred dollars. But we wanted to
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do something nice. Bobb said we couldn't get them little Caesars,
So we ended up getting them some steaks. Send it out.
They just never showed up. And I don't mean they
showed up late or something like that. That stuff happens. Whatever.
They never showed up. Okay, both neither order, neither orders,
so they're oz for two. OB did one of the orders.
I did the other one from the house. So I
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call this place four or five times, just trying to
get my money back. And I'm not trying to I
need to speak to the manager. I just want my
just send me my three hundred dollars back. It's a
lot of money. Send me my three hundred dollars. They
won't send me my money back. This was well, it's Christmas.
So it was almost a month ago. No money, no money,
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no money, no money. And two weeks ago I called
them and I tell them, look, I need my money back.
That's three hundred dollars. I'm not you know, I'm not.
I'm not calling and screaming and yelling, but you need
to send me back my money. Three hundred dollars. This big.
That's a lot of money. They tell me they'll call
me back the next morning. Having not heard from them.
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That was two weeks ago, so yesterday, yesterday, they send
me an email. One of those emails I'm sure it
was automated. Hey, this is this is I almost said
their name, this is whatever state company leave us an
online review. Here's a link for you. And I feel
so gross right now because I never ever ever do this.
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I think maybe maybe one time in my life, I
have ever left a negative online review for anybody. I
just don't do it. I don't do it. I left
them a nasty one one star and I just said,
it's one of the most unprofessional things ever. Not only
did they screw up my order twice, no one will
(31:16):
even send my money back. You know what just happened
during that commercial break, I just got a call from
that state company. Well, we got your online review and
we're really sad. We're sorry about that, and we're reprocessing
your refund immediately. So you weren't going to do that
until I left the review. That's the level of professionalism
we're with. And that is exactly, by the way, why
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I love Omaha Steaks. Every single time I've ever dealt
with Omaha Steaks, They're just freaking glorious. And I'm never
calling anyone else there. I just had to get that
off my chest. I love Omaha Steaks and they've never
done me like that. Gosh, it drives me freaking nuts.
Now let's change the subject here. They're some Obama staffers,
John love It, John Favreau, and they're out. They're trying
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trying to change things in the Democrat Party. They do
this huge, dirty comedy podcast called Pods Save America. It's
one of the biggest ones in the country. But they
are aware of a problem. And here's what they said.
If we want to be a party that can win elections,
we have to be a party people would want to attend.
And you see a Trump rally. People are having a
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good time at that event, and Trump is mixing it up.
And you talked about how do we take on misinformation.
How about a Democrat that's doing two hour press conferences,
that's going everywhere and can mix it up with everyone,
that can go on Joe Rogan. That seems like a
good hang. What they're saying is the Democrat Party does
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not speak the language of normal people anymore. They don't
they don't even know how to. And we've talked about
this before. There are a lot of reasons for that,
but one of the main reasons is purely geographical. The
Democrat Party, the talking points, the priorities of the Democrat Party.
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They are aligned perfectly with high end academia. Columbia, Harvard,
they align perfectly with high end academia. They align perfectly
with the politics of the corporate press, CNN, MSNBC, all
the producers to host or whatever, they all live in
the same place. They're all in New York, they're all
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in LA they're all in Atlanta, they're all in DC,
every single one of them. They reside exclusively in these
far left places where you will get genuine points with
your social circle if you're pro tranny enough. And they
take those talking points and they try to spread them
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to the masses, and then they're just flabbergasted at how
quickly they have been rejected by the rest of the
United States of America. All of us are susceptible to
being influenced by the people we are surrounded by. If
you are surrounded, if you moved to if you moved
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to Paris, France tomorrow, eventually you would pick up some
of the French mannerisms, some of the Paris mannerisms, some
of the language act sens things. It's inevitable if you lived,
worked and worshiped around those people, you would begin to
emulate them, and you would begin to lose touch and
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lose perspective with the place you left, wherever that place
happened to be. All of us are susceptible to this.
But the Democrat Party has so isolated itself. It's so
siloed itself on college campuses, which has really become where
the brain trust is, the far left, maoist college campuses.
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That now these people sit down and they do these
TV shows talking about the cringiest ways they can connect
with normal America. Remember when Dome tried to do this,
She got Tim Walls and they sent the poor guy
out pheasant hunting and he couldn't even load his shotgun
and it all looked really forced. Hey I'm Tim Walls,
and this is how I changed my oil and shoot
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some pheasants. Oh dang, this shotgun must be a little
old and it looks bad. They really are in the
wilderness right now, and I love it. Trump said something
else at the World Economic Form. We'll talk about that.
Let's talk about saving a baby's life first. Let's talk
about preborn being the hands and feet, not just saying
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we're pro life, being pro life. Preborn is how we
actually saved the lives preborn. They set up their pro
life clinics and the highest abortion areas in the country.
They don't play it safe. They walk right into the
heart of Buffalo and they say, hey, young lady, how
about a free ultra sound And if she hears that heartbeat,
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she will choose life almost every single time, and they
don't run out on her, then hey, thanks for coming in.
Good luck. If she needs help, the help she needs diapers, formula,
if she needs some sort of a shelter from an
abuse of some kind, rehab. Preborn is there ensuring lives
are saved. And that's what you do when you give
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to preborn, and it's freaking tax deductible. How great is that?
Give them whatever you want. Twenty eight bucks saves a life,
Give them twenty eight grand if you can. Preborn dot
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hour hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an incredible ask. No, it's not an Ask Doctor Jesse Thursday.
Tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. This is just a regular
Thursday when we're talking about immigration stuff. Ooh more fear
(00:32):
and pain for the communists. That sounds good. Democrats have
a language problem. I will discuss why the Bureau of
Prisons director got the X. And it appears we are
going to get to see the RFK files, the JFK files,
the MLK files. Now, I wanted to talk about that
for a moment, and I'm sorry. I've got to be
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this guy. I've got to be dad, Daddy Jesse. He's
back for a minute. Okay, And you know what dads are?
You know my dad? Every time you I told you
that story before about the car I wanted. I had
been busting my butt. Every job you could do, I
had done. Is I wanted to buy my first car,
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and I drove by the car dealership in Montana, Bosa, Montana.
Keep in mind it's currently a high of negative four,
or at least it was a couple of days ago.
But that's the kind of weather we're dealing with here.
Only I drove by the dealership, or we drove by
a dealership, and I saw the most beautiful Cadillac convertible
you've ever seen in your life. It was a nineteen
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fifty six blue Cadillac convertible, and it clearly had been
redone because the leather, the white leather on the inside
was all perfect. And all I all I could picture
as I'm looking at the car is how cool I
would look when I drive up and down the road,
even though the top would be up forever because the Montana.
But and then all the chicks, they would love me
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because look at this car. And I mean, everything's about
girls when you're that age. And I wanted this car
so bad, and I actually had enough money I could
almost afford it. And I asked my dad and he
said no, And I said, why, you know, I'm much
your cost to fix that car. You don't have any money.
What are you going to do with that? You can't
fix that car. You can't even afford gas. Go get
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one of these rice burner cars that gets thirty five
miles beragu. I mean, it's that's how my dad spoke
with what Chris. That's how the man talked, and funsucker
Dad denied me that purchase, and he was right. We
hate dads when they do that, right, So I've got
to step in here. We were excited about the release
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of these files, the RFK files, JFK files, MLK files,
and it's good what Trump is doing. I'm pleasantly surprised.
I can't believe he's just going through with it right away,
just boom, you can have them first. It's going to
be a little while. He signed the order today to
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have those things declassified. It might be I was told
forty five days by someone who would know. But it's
gonna be a little bit. So you're not about to
wake up tomorrow morning and read the JFK files in
the New York Times. And it's good that he's doing it,
because if there is any chance to re establish the
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bond between America's institutions and America's people, then the corrupt
institutions must open their books. There is no other way.
No more cover ups, no more lies. Nope, nope, nope.
You open up the books, show us all the things
you've done. That's how trust is earned back. You don't
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demand it, you don't cry, Nope, you earn it by
being open and honest. Open the books. So it's good. However,
the juicy stuff is not going to be in there.
I know what you're dreaming about. It's the exact same
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thing I'm dreaming about. You're dreaming about the same thing
I dream about, because you're the exact same as me.
I want to open up the JFK files on my
iPhone tomorrow morning, and I want to read about which
specific CIA agents were involved in blowing JFK's head off.
I want to know it all that's not going to
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be in there. And let me explain why. What do
you know about the Well, we've done the assassination of
Joe Colombo on the show. We'll just use a couple
of examples. Joe Colombo, he was an Italian mob boss, surprise, surprise,
head of the Colombo family, and he was assassinated. Who
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assassinated him? A dude who was a black dude who
was really into guns, had allegedly a history of mental illness.
But he is thought to be the one who killed well,
he is the one who killed Joe Colombo. He killed
him in a crowd and that a bunch of people
killed him immediately. And to this day we don't know
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who killed the black dude, which is weird because it
happened in a big crowd of people. Was it the cops,
was it Columbo's bodyguards? We don't know. But when that
black dude died, with it with him died, any ties
that can lead back to who actually paid for, ordered
and organized the assassination of Joe Colombo. That's why they
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pick people like that. Why did Lee Harvey Oswald get
mowed down by what a patriot, Jack Ruby, right out
there in the open, five minutes after he assassinates JFK. Well,
when Lee R. Harvey Oswald died, so did any ties
that would lead back to anyone whoever you think did it.
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Alexander the Great's father Philip. The second he's at a party,
a knife gets he shoved in between his ribs. As
he's dying on stage, the man who killed him takes
off running. Remember he's running. We're not even in the
era of cars yet, let alone planes. Right, the dude
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is on foot and at best he's going to get
to a horse, which he did have a horse waiting
for him. But either way, you're going to catch him
eventually with enough people. That's the way it works. But
they didn't catch him. They killed him immediately. And when
he died and he ties back to the people responsible
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died with him. When powerful people kill someone, and that
is the history of the world, businesses, governments, generals. When
powerful people have access to people who will murder for them.
In fact, if you have money, you have access to
people who will commit murders on your behalf. Please don't
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do that, but you do. If you have money, you
can you have someone killed. It's not hard to find.
And powerful people, if they're powerful enough and smart enough,
when they have somebody murdered, they sever the ties permanently.
They don't leave it up for imagination. Uh, speaking of
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the mom You ever Carlos Marcelo? You ever heard him?
Every single one listening to the sound of my voice
in New Orleans right now, they're all not in their heads.
The rest of the country probably a little fuzzy. Carlos
Marcelo was the Italian mob boss who ran New Orleans,
ran it with an iron fist. He was You never what, Chris,
You don't you never heard of Marcello? Oh dude, he's
one of the most powerful ones in the country, had
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the entire city on lockdown. Anyway, Uh, Marcelo, what he
would do when he went and someone killed. You want
to talk about evil, diabolical and genius, there are these things.
This is probably a negative racial name, so I don't
know whether or not someone will yell about this, But
there are these people. They were called zips. They were
known as zips. In fact, they're still known as zip
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Who were the zips? They were Sicilian criminals, Sicilian mobsters,
and specifically orphans. Marcelo when he wanted an American killed,
he would go to a Sicilian orphanage, grab a couple
of people willing to commit murder on his behalf, bring
over to this country a couple Sicilian orphans, so no parents,
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no one's going to be looking for him, no one
knows them here. They would go carry out whatever murder
he wanted committed, and then Marcelo would pop pop, kill them.
Kill the two zips. Two or three zis how many
every minute he brought and just like that, there's no
crime you're ever going to solve, and no one's going
to go looking for the two Sicilian orphans. The JFK
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files are not going to be what you want them
to be. Are powerful interests involved in the assassination of JFK? Well, honestly,
I don't know specific who did it. I've told you
my theory on it, but I think you'd have to
be pretty naive to think that that was a one
man operation. With all the background, It'd be pretty naive
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to think that Jack Ruby noted connections to the mob.
The guy used to be an enforcer for the Jewish
mob under Meyer landscape. Come on, that's cone. But you're
not going to get names. You're just not You're most
likely not even going to get organizations called out specifically.
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What if, and I don't know this, obviously I suspect it,
But what if the Central Intelligence Agency was involved in
the assassination of JFK. I doubt very much you're going
to read about that in the JFK files, Because anyone
who could have led back to the CIA, anyone who
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could have laid the breadcrumbs back to the Central intelligence
agents as being the responsible party for the assassination of
an American president, anyone who could have left those breadcrumbs
died not long after JFK died. That's how assassinations of
powerful people work. We want to imagine that it works
like it does in the movies, where if you want
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to take out a president or something like that, then
you hire the world's most elite assassin who had special
Forces training and he'll take the shot from six miles
away from a hot air balloon. That's not how it works.
They find the local moron on drugs and whatever, they
manipulate him, They get him to go commit basic suicide,
and then if he happens to live, which he never
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seems to do, they fire a bullet in the back
of his head and chuck him in the river and
there the crime will never be solved. That's how powerful
people are assassinated. What Chris, Chris thinks LBJ killed him.
And you know what's funny about this, Chris, my father.
One of the things that drove me in saying about
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him is he was always right about everything. No matter
what he said, he ended up being right. And we
all talked about it to this day how it drove
us nuts. My dad to the day he died, said,
oh it was LBJ. My dad agreed with you. I
was LBJ. I don't know maybe we should talk to
someone at Pure Talk about it. I don't think they're
going to have any inside knowledge about who killed JFK.
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But at least you'll be speaking to an American because
Peer Talk my cell phone company, they hire Americans, does
yours when you have to get a hold of someone
at customer service? You want a new phone service, whatever
it may be. Did they speak English? Do they understand English?
Is it pleasant when you speak to them on the phone?
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Who is it? Double? I know what it is. Switch
to Pure Talk, the patriotic cell phone company. You don't
sacrifice service. They're on the same five gen network and
the customer service is wonderful. And right now they're giving
out free Samsung Galaxies with qualified purchase. You want a
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free phone. Your phone's old and busted and cracked. Switch
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Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And
I am sorry I had to be Daddy Jesse and
let everybody down about the JFK files and whatnot. I'm
excited to read them too. I'm going to nerd out
on it too. It's not like I'm separating myself from it.
I can't wait. Maybe they forgotten left a little nugget
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in there, but those nuggets are not going to be
in there. It's still It's a very good move by Trump.
You want to start restoring trust, start opening the books.
It's a good move. Now, let's do a few emails
before we get back to politics. Hello, my jar head brother,
retired Navy chief. Try to watch you every month on
the first based exclusive exclusively on your recommendation. The wife
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and I stopped at Glacier National Park on our way
to visit relatives in Washington State. Not only did we
thoroughly enjoy the park, but we sampled huckleberry pie, huckleberry
chocolate bars, and of course huckleberry shakes. Best things ever.
Thanks for your culinary expertise the menu whisper doesn't miss
(13:28):
when I tell you what food is delicious and what
to order. You can take it to the bank. Don't
shake your head, Chris, Chris, I said, take it to
the bank. That should be uniquely appealing to you. Listen, Chris,
have you ever had Huckleberry Corey, have you had Huckleberry? Well,
they grow natural up by Glacier National Park. You just
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can't even imagine how good it is. Hi, Hi, I'm
trying to think. Am I better at ordering food than
I am parallel parking? And I don't know what, Chris,
I don't know. It's tough. I mean, it's tough, Dear Jesse.
I was just listening to the podcast. You talk about
countries having to agree to take their illegals back. I say,
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if they refuse, we load them up on Sea one
thirties with fighter escorts flanked by destroyers. Dare them to
stop us. So onn to say, Okay, look I agree,
but here's what I would propose. And I'm dead serious
about this. Don't think for a second I'm kidding. Trump
is going to acquire Greenland. Chris, just go ahead and
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write that one down. I'm telling you we're going to
get Greenland. He's dead serious about it. He's serious about it,
and he's gonna get it. What Chris, what? No, No, No,
He's going to get the whole thing, the whole thing
he is. Greenland sucks. It's a gigantic, gigantic block of ice.
Have you seen how big Greenland is? Like fifty thousand
people live in that gigantic mass. You know why, because
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it's all icy hellscape. It's horrible. It's like living on
the dark side of Mars. No one wants to go there.
Trump's going to acquire it because it does have a
bunch of strategic significance, and Trump has talked about that.
You want to close off those waters to all these
Russian ships and ships and Chinese ships. Okay, that's fine.
We need camps. No, hear me out, Chris, Chris, now listen, No,
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not like Siberia. These will be nicer than the ones
they have there. I'm not talking about a gulag system, Chris.
I'm talking about a system of prison camps where we
keep people. And I think these camps should be reserved
exclusively for illegals we haven't been able to get rid
of yet, meaning their countries won't their home countries won't
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take them back. We need to keep them in these
frozen camps. And the other purpose we should have dual
purpose camps. Government employees, anybody, any politician convicted of corruption,
FBI agents, CIA bureaucrae. And look, I don't want separate camps.
I want government employees to be in the exact same
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camps as the illegals they let in. And I'm not
even close to kidding you. All, you corrupt scumbags, have
dedicated your careers to filling up my country with a
bunch of animals, and now I want you to bunk
right next to him. I want the dirt ball at
the FBI. I won him housed next to this.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Government was booked into jail after Limestone County deputies say
he sexually assaulted a child. They arrested Luis Lopez Martinez
on Sunday. Investigators say deputies were called to arrest him
after his family allegedly caught him in the act. When questioned,
investigators say he confessed and stated, quote, it is what
it is. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has placed an immigration
detainer on Lopez Martinez as well.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
They brought that animal into this country on purpose. And
not only did they bring him into the country on purpose,
they knew exactly where he was the entire time. That's
why ICE has already been able to arrest this guy.
And Democrats brought him into the country on purpose so
they can be housed right next to him. This guy,
this guy is from Haiti, just an animal, just a
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savage here committing as many crimes as he possibly can arrested.
Already announces he's not going back to Harry. I'm not
going back to Hayden. One of those threats is this
illegal alien from Haiti. I says he's a gang member
with seventeen criminal convictions in recent years.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So I mean no, Biden, bro thank Obama for everything
that he takes from me.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Boltmar Biden forever, thank Obama for everything. Beep Trump, I'm
not going back to Haiti. Okay, well that's fine. We
can get you to Greenland. I think, I think work
camp with coats and things like that. We don't want
to be impolite. We're gonna have facilities that have heat
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and things like that. We are not going to set
up a gulag system. It's going to be a series
of prison camps and work camps for illegal and government employees,
all mixed together. I don't want any separate camps. They
can all get in this together, and then all those
government employees they can find out how wonderful all these
imports are I love it. I love it. In fact,
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along those lines, I want to talk about Denver's mayor next.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a Thursday.
Reminding you you need to email the show. You're asked
doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com.
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Now I want to talk speaking of immigration and things
like that. I'm want to talk about fear and pain
once again when it comes to communists. I had somebody
ask me yesterday, why is it why does the left
feel so tamed right now? Because we know they're still there.
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Why are they not as loud as they were? What's
with the lack of street protests? Even the view is
kind of half hearted. Why isn't it loud in your
face as it was before? And here's what I said
to him. It was actually John Phillips. I was talking
to people. In fact, if you're listening to the sound
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of my voice, you should take a lot of credit
for this. One of the things that has changed, and
one of the reasons the left is so much quieter
now is the right has developed teeth and boldness. You see,
for the longest time, the longest time, the Communists were
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used to being the aggressor in every single situation in
this country, whether it be riot season but really mostly
in personal contacts with others, but famous communists, media stars,
and things like that. They were used to always being
the only loud ones screaming from the rooftops, taking a
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bold stand and the right for the longest time. Maybe
you're guilty of this. I will tell you I am
guilty of this when I look back at the way
I was in the past. When you are in any
kind of an event, social event, a party of any kind,
in the liberal amp, Peggy comes in screaming and yelling love,
I ain't Trump and I've had abortion woo. My normal
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response years ago is probably similar to yours, where I
just kind of roll my eyes and maybe I elbowed
my buddy. Hey man, let's go to the other room. Gosh,
I can't stand her, right, and we all just kind
of ignore her. Hope she shuts up and we let
her just continue to sit there and conduct herself like
an animal. Only it never works, did it. She never stopped,
She never could stop herself because the Communist can never
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ever control his demonic impulses. He's just rabbit animal who
goes and goes and goes and goes and goes. The
communist must be brought to heal by somebody. He will
never ever, ever, ever ever do it on his own.
It is not in his demonic nature. The communist must
be brought to heal, and the only thing that brings
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him to heal is fear and pain. He doesn't understand
anything else fear and pain. The reason the collective leftists,
the collective communists in this country are much quieter now
than they have been for the last ten fifteen years.
Is the right finally set aside that, oh well, let's
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just go to the next room crap, And we started
telling liberal and Peggy to shut her fat mouth or
leave because we've had enough of the garbage. And that's
a fact. I've watched it happen in my personal life
with family, with friends, I get your emails. I've seen
that people in different parties and interactions across this country.
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The right finally decided it had enough. No more. Nope,
you are not going to come in there running your suck. Nope,
we are going to have a conversation if you feel
like that's gonna happen, and it's working, and it's the
only thing that works on the communist And that brings
me to yet another example of this. Remember Denver's mayor,
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Mike Johnston is his name. If you're not in Denver,
you obviously don't know his name, but Mike Johnston is
his name. If you should see this fruitcake. And of
course he's one of these dirty comedy types. And after
and leading up to Donald Trump being sworn in, but
after the election, he's been loudly out there, I mean
really really loud, talking about how he's going to protect
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the illegals.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Trump's new borders are. Tom Homan has said that he
is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing in
the way of these policies that they want to enact.
Would you be willing to go to jail for these things? Yeah,
I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not seeking that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I think the goal is we want to be able
to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve hard problems.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You would encourage people to protest.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm not afraid of that. He's come out in multiple
public statements. You say, you're gonna go to jail to
protect these illegals. Yeah, you're dag gone right away, all
go illegals. Headline today from the Daily Caller Sanctuary mayor,
once willing to go to jail to stop ICE, now
says he'll work with the agency. Maybe you're wondering what
(23:33):
happened last night Steven Miller, you know, one of Trump's
close advisor, Steven Miller, Stephen Miller, came out and said
just a heads up, we are one hundred percent moving
forward with We are going to be arresting and charging
any public official who commits a felony by harboring illegals
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in this country. He just said it. If you're one
of these mayors and you're going to it's a crime
to harbor illegals. It's a crime. It's not a partisan thing.
It's a crime. And you commit that crime, we're just
gonna arrest you too, and you'll be indicted and you'll
be charged. So how did mister I'm gonna protect oh
the illegals? How did that mayor go from that to Hey,
(24:18):
you know what, I'm gonna work with Ice. Hey, look,
come to an agreement. We'll hang out. What changed fear.
Fear changed him. You see, he's an animal. He can't
control himself. He cannot control the demonic urges that overwhelm him.
He wakes up every day and he thinks about new
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ways to destroy one of the great American cities, Denver,
and he's done a wonderful job at that, taking one
of my favorite cities in the country and just carpet
bombing the whole thing. And that demonic savage he can't
change that about himself. Maybe hopefully, you know, hopefully one
day he gets rid of that and changes, but he
can't change it him. So his behavior, his demonic behavior,
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it must be changed for him, and fear and pain
is the only thing that works. And we just saw
it worked in a course in a matter of twenty
four hours. He went from I'm gonna go to jail. Okay,
we're gonna send you to jail. You know what, I
can work with you, guys. That's how it must work.
Set aside any notions of being hands off, lase fair,
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live and let live with communists. You cannot live and
let live your way out of communism. It has never
been done in the history of mankind, and it never
will be done. It has never been done. You must
take things back from them. They cannot control themselves. You
must do it for them. Your liberal aunt Peggy, she's
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gonna continue to destroy family reunions and these big events
if you continue to remain silent your eyes, talk about
her behind her back, let her know quite forcefully that
she needs to shut her fat mouth, and you will
find your family events much more peaceful from this point forward.
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I will tell you I'm not going to get too
specific here, but I have a bit of experience with
this in my own personal world. And you know what
the results have been. The animals, the communists, they just
stopped coming and now no one has to stress it anymore.
As soon as their demonic urges were met with some
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degree of force, that just got quiet and walked away,
and now we get to have lovely family events. That
is what you must do, Jessie. You need to write
a book about communism. Kids today are not taught the truth.
Since teachers are changing words and meanings. Progressivism, socialism, communism
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are all being taught is acceptable. Make it change and
tell the truth so these kids can understand. I believe
you can do it. I should write a book about communism. What, Chris,
you know what? What am I gonna call it? Let
me think about this, h I think if I think,
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if I had to settle on a name here, i'd
probably call it the Anti Communist Manifesto. And I bet
if I wrote it, I bet it would be a
national bestseller. And if I had to just spitballing here,
I would probably sell it at Jesse kellybook dot com.
If that look, if that URLs available, I don't even
(27:39):
know if it is. Maybe maybe everyone should go check
it out right now Jesse kellybook dot com. Good idea,
I'll write that book. Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on at Thursday. Do
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So I had to do something before we get back
to politics and location and Democrats are talking about how
we have to change, how we have to speak. Before
I get to any of that, I did something and
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I feel gross about it. So here it is. I'm
just gonna lay it out for you I don't like
myself right now, but it did work. At Christmas time,
we wanted to do something nice for a couple different
sets of people in our lives. So we got a
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hold of this steak company. This is part of what
made me fall in love with Omaha steaks so much,
because they're so wonderful. But we both set that aside.
I got ahold of a different steak company and I
wanted to send some good steaks to some people, my
in laws, and we got two separate orders from this
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really nice steak company. And it was three hundred dollars.
Three hundred dollars. You should see Chris's face right now.
It's three hundred freaking dollars. Granted it was good steaks, right,
they were filats and all kind of They were good steaks,
but we wanted to do something really nice. Three hundred
dollars is crazy amount of money for some food, you know.
Like I told Chris, I can get a Little Caesars
thirty times for three hundred dollars. But we wanted to
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do something nice. Bobb said we couldn't get them little Caesars,
So we ended up getting them some steaks. Send it out.
They just never showed up. And I don't mean they
showed up late or something like that. That stuff happens. Whatever.
They never showed up. Okay, both neither order, neither orders,
so they're oz for two. OB did one of the orders.
I did the other one from the house. So I
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call this place four or five times, just trying to
get my money back. And I'm not trying to I
need to speak to the manager. I just want my
just send me my three hundred dollars back. It's a
lot of money. Send me my three hundred dollars. They
won't send me my money back. This was well, it's Christmas.
So it was almost a month ago. No money, no money,
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no money, no money. And two weeks ago I called
them and I tell them, look, I need my money back.
That's three hundred dollars. I'm not you know, I'm not.
I'm not calling and screaming and yelling, but you need
to send me back my money. Three hundred dollars. This big.
That's a lot of money. They tell me they'll call
me back the next morning. Having not heard from them.
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That was two weeks ago, so yesterday, yesterday, they send
me an email. One of those emails I'm sure it
was automated. Hey, this is this is I almost said
their name, this is whatever state company leave us an
online review. Here's a link for you. And I feel
so gross right now because I never ever ever do this.
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I think maybe maybe one time in my life, I
have ever left a negative online review for anybody. I
just don't do it. I don't do it. I left
them a nasty one one star and I just said,
it's one of the most unprofessional things ever. Not only
did they screw up my order twice, no one will
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even send my money back. You know what just happened
during that commercial break, I just got a call from
that state company. Well, we got your online review and
we're really sad. We're sorry about that, and we're reprocessing
your refund immediately. So you weren't going to do that
until I left the review. That's the level of professionalism
we're with. And that is exactly, by the way, why
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I love Omaha Steaks. Every single time I've ever dealt
with Omaha Steaks, They're just freaking glorious. And I'm never
calling anyone else there. I just had to get that
off my chest. I love Omaha Steaks and they've never
done me like that. Gosh, it drives me freaking nuts.
Now let's change the subject here. They're some Obama staffers,
John love It, John Favreau, and they're out. They're trying
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trying to change things in the Democrat Party. They do
this huge, dirty comedy podcast called Pods Save America. It's
one of the biggest ones in the country. But they
are aware of a problem. And here's what they said.
If we want to be a party that can win elections,
we have to be a party people would want to attend.
And you see a Trump rally. People are having a
(32:23):
good time at that event, and Trump is mixing it up.
And you talked about how do we take on misinformation.
How about a Democrat that's doing two hour press conferences,
that's going everywhere and can mix it up with everyone,
that can go on Joe Rogan. That seems like a
good hang. What they're saying is the Democrat Party does
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not speak the language of normal people anymore. They don't
they don't even know how to. And we've talked about
this before. There are a lot of reasons for that,
but one of the main reasons is purely geographical. The
Democrat Party, the talking points, the priorities of the Democrat Party.
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They are aligned perfectly with high end academia. Columbia, Harvard,
they align perfectly with high end academia. They align perfectly
with the politics of the corporate press, CNN, MSNBC, all
the producers to host or whatever, they all live in
the same place. They're all in New York, they're all
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in LA they're all in Atlanta, they're all in DC,
every single one of them. They reside exclusively in these
far left places where you will get genuine points with
your social circle if you're pro tranny enough. And they
take those talking points and they try to spread them
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to the masses, and then they're just flabbergasted at how
quickly they have been rejected by the rest of the
United States of America. All of us are susceptible to
being influenced by the people we are surrounded by. If
you are surrounded, if you moved to if you moved
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to Paris, France tomorrow, eventually you would pick up some
of the French mannerisms, some of the Paris mannerisms, some
of the language act sens things. It's inevitable if you lived,
worked and worshiped around those people, you would begin to
emulate them, and you would begin to lose touch and
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lose perspective with the place you left, wherever that place
happened to be. All of us are susceptible to this.
But the Democrat Party has so isolated itself. It's so
siloed itself on college campuses, which has really become where
the brain trust is, the far left, maoist college campuses.
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That now these people sit down and they do these
TV shows talking about the cringiest ways they can connect
with normal America. Remember when Dome tried to do this,
She got Tim Walls and they sent the poor guy
out pheasant hunting and he couldn't even load his shotgun
and it all looked really forced. Hey I'm Tim Walls,
and this is how I changed my oil and shoot
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some pheasants. Oh dang, this shotgun must be a little
old and it looks bad. They really are in the
wilderness right now, and I love it. Trump said something
else at the World Economic Form. We'll talk about that.
Let's talk about saving a baby's life first. Let's talk
about preborn being the hands and feet, not just saying
(35:37):
we're pro life, being pro life. Preborn is how we
actually saved the lives preborn. They set up their pro
life clinics and the highest abortion areas in the country.
They don't play it safe. They walk right into the
heart of Buffalo and they say, hey, young lady, how
about a free ultra sound And if she hears that heartbeat,
(36:00):
she will choose life almost every single time, and they
don't run out on her, then hey, thanks for coming in.
Good luck. If she needs help, the help she needs diapers, formula,
if she needs some sort of a shelter from an
abuse of some kind, rehab. Preborn is there ensuring lives
are saved. And that's what you do when you give
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to preborn, and it's freaking tax deductible. How great is that?
Give them whatever you want. Twenty eight bucks saves a life,
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