November 27, 2024 • 37 mins
The losers in the GOP will brag about cutting government funding when they really are just moving it around. Will Utah vote for any RINO so long as they are Mormon? Stop nutting the desserts. There’s no ability like relatability. Getting aggressive is social situations.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday, on a Thanksgiving Eve. And we have so
much to get into this Elon Vivek Department of Government Efficiency.
There's some stinky gopers involved in this whole thing. We'll
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discuss that. People have a lot to say about Thanksgiving
that'll probably have to be talked about this hour. Some
we have well, people were angry with Utah. I don't
understand why? Oh that and so much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I
want to begin here, doctor Jesse Iowa resident here that
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would love the primary my entire delegation. Joni Ernst was
just tapped to help Elon Vivek with DOGE. Is it
even possible to primary her?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
All right? So here is This is the problem we
are going to have and it's going to be a
source of frustration for you and me. But we also
have to understand this. We want the system cleaned out.
We want the bad guys to lose. We want them
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to be fired. This includes losers in the GOP. We
want them primary. We want we want the system cleaned out.
We want good people to replace them because we care
about our country. And that's good. All those things are good,
but it takes time to do it, and working within
the system makes it very very difficult to clean the system.
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I this Department of Government Efficiency. I'll just go ahead
and lay it out there. And I'm not going to
spend a lot of time on this because I don't
like talking about it. I love the idea of it.
I love that Elon and Vivek are doing it. I
love that they're talking about cutting this and cutting that.
And then I saw the list. I don't have it
in front of me, but then I saw the list
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of the gopeers who are going to be helping them
do it. And it's John Cornyn, it's Jony Ernst. And
if I was part of the swamp, part of the system,
and I wanted to ensure that no significant parts of
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the system are going to face any opposition, I would
do exactly what they've done. I would take some gop
rhinos and I would throw them on this DOGE commission
because they're going to get in there and they're going
to really dig into it. Except they're not. What they'll
do is what the people like Joni Ernst and John Cornyn,
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what they will do is they will act as if
they're doing something, but without ever actually doing anything significant.
You know, when I was a kid, you know, I
don't eat vegetables. I refuse to eat vegetables unless it's
an onion or something that's delicious. But I don't need
to eat vegetables. And so when I was a kid,
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I used to think I was really, really slick. My
parents would always of course, in my house, you had
to eat whatever was prepared. You sit down and you're
not allowed to get up to it's done. So I'd
sit down and there'd be something disgusting on the plate,
like turkey or lima beans or something like that or both,
and I would push things around the plate instead of
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leaving the big pile of lima beans right where they were.
I wouldn't eat any, of course, but I would move
some over here, and move some over there. Let's just
get rid of this big pile. I haven't actually done
anything significant, but from the outside looking at for someone
looking over at my plate, it might appear that I've
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done some damage to those lime of beans. Granted I
had ten before, I still have ten, but the ten
are in different places. That is the exact kind of
thing that the John Cornyn and Jony ear Ernst types
are gonna do with the Department of Government Efficiency. They'll
get in and you watch you just watch Chris write
this down. You watch the losers and the GOP senate
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who are getting involved in this. They're gonna start publicly
bragging about the cuts they're making, and they'll find the
most absurd things which we shouldn't be funding. Of course,
you know, we're we're funding turtles with mental disabilities in
the Caribbean. Like that's the kind of crazy crap the
government funds. They'll find these ridiculous things. Jony ERNs still
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find these things, and then she'll put it out there
all over social media. Look at what I've cut. We're
no longer funding these moronic turtles. I am cutting things.
It's an hotter to be part of Trump's government, and
we're cutting the government. Only when you dig into it,
it'll be fifty thousand dollars, not fifty two thousand dollars
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is nothing. It's significant. But you'll notice they're not going
to actually cut anything that's really really crushing us. That
stuff is what they're there to protect, you, see, so
I have a lot of concerns. I think they're gonna
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sit down at that plate full of lime of beans
and they're gonna push it all over the plate, and
then they're gonna brag to you and me if I
look at the great work we've done. I saw that
list of names that's going to be on the Doge Council,
and I just honestly almost poored a whiskey. Dear Papa Cream,
stop calling me that I said that nickname one time. Okay,
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I should not have said that. You recently mentioned your
stance on stop nutting the dessert. As a person experiencing
a tree nut allergy, I appreciate you speaking out against
big nuts. I'm sure you firmly stand behind your comments.
I call on you to lead by example and share
your recommendations for the best desserts. World famous author leading
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the charge, we can finally begin the noble work of
busting big nuts. Thanks for all you do. His name
is Greg. Yes, nuts do not belong in dessert. Stop
sprinkling nuts on my pudding, stop putting nuts in my brownies.
And pecan pie is the exception to this. So don't
email me about pecan pie. Pecan pie is the exception
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to this. Stop putting your nuts in dessert. Stop. I
love nuts. I'm mister nut right. They don't belong to dessert.
That's one two the best desserts ever. I'll tell you
what My favorite one that Ob makes is, well, she
makes a couple that are really good. You know of
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you've had oatmeal cream pies, Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies
before Ob. She makes them homemade from scratch, home made
aid oatmeal cream pies. When we have any kind of
a big party, a big Christmas party, a big whatever,
one of those things where everyone brings a dish, she
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will bring the oatmeal cream pie at cream pies. And
now it is known in the neighborhood. Her omeal cream
pies are famous everyone, kids and adults alike. They will
descend on whatever tupperware she brings like a pack of wolves,
and in two minutes it's the first thing gone. Every
time they will wipe out the oatmeal cream pies. I
have gotten to the point where I demand that she
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sets aside two or three for me to keep them
back to the house, because I won't get one at
the party. I won't get one. Homemade oatmeal cream pies
are amazing. She makes homemade banana pudding. Everyone listening in
Georgia right now is gonna appreciate that, because Georgia has
the best banana pudding I've ever had in my life.
But homemade banana pudding that is dynamite, but the best
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thing in the world that she makes. It's a berry
cobbler barry cobbler, only instead of normal pie crust on
top of it, it's a sugar cookie crust. So it's
a crust. It just looks like a pie crust, but
it's a little crunchier and it's got some sugar crystals
in it. She makes that with homemade vanilla ice cream,
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and she pulls the cob out of the oven, and
she's always like, you gotta wait, you're gonna bring your
math again. But I can never wait. So I go
and I scoop a couple things in and it's just
liquid hot magma at this point. But then I take
the homemade vanilla ice cream and I start dumping that
on there and it starts melting in. Oh my gosh,
it's the best thing. It's gosh, it's the best thing
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I've ever had in my life. Dear turkey hating Oracle,
you've gone total gi hot after turkey dinner. I'm gonna
get in to think you have gone COMI on us.
You're trying to single handedly destroy a great American tradition
like the Kammis are destroying everything else American. You've become
just like the trannies who are forcing their garbage down
our throats. What traditional holiday will you try to destroy? Next?
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Her name is Coleen. No, I'm not trying to destroy Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to help your Thanksgiving. I'm trying to aid
your Thanksgiving. You see, you said you can improve on
things that's allowed.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
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I did not follow your advice. I decided to go
very easy on this guy and see if you'd fall
for it. He did not. He was the appropriate amount
of suck up without being obnoxious, and he brought me
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a bottle of my favorite sketch. So far, so good.
But my question is I was in the Navy. There
are some really stupid guys I worked with that thought
they could get out of the Navy by breaking each
other's legs. And their plan was, you break my leg
and then afterwards I'll break your leg. At this angle, Aron,
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what's the dumbest thing you ever saw one of your
fellow marines do to try and get out of work
or try to get out of the service.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
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get the cure for rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course,
it's an ass doctor Jesse Wednesday. So the guy asked
the question, in case you're just now joining us, He
was in the Navy, saw some dudes trying to break
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each other's legs to get out of the Navy. Did
I ever see anybody do something stupid like that in
the Marines? I did, as a matter of fact. So
every platoon, at least to my knowledge, every platoon has
one or two guys who are complete and utter morons.
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It's just inevitable when you get that many people from
that many different walks of life. You're gonna have some geniuses,
you're gonna have some morons, you're gonna have the funny guy,
you're gonna have You're just gonna have different people, but
morons on a level that it really is amazing. You
don't fully appreciate how dumb some people are until you
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get forced into living with them for extended periods of time.
And there was one in my weapons platoon. I was
in first Battalion, seventh Marines, Alpha Company, Weapons Patoon. I
am not going to name this individual, so for our
purposes now, we'll just call him Chris. Chris was honestly lazy,
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I don't think is really how I would describe it,
just so stupid, Like you would tell him to do
something basic. He would finish petee in the morning, and
you would tell him go take a shower, and then
it's your uniform, mom, we have things we need to
do today, and you'd show up ten to fifteen minutes later,
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and he would just be sitting in his room, just
staring at the wall, not showered, not anything, and you'd
have to freak out and thrash him and make his
life miserable. And then he's just dumb, amazingly dumb, dumber
than you can possibly imagine, and the worst at every
single thing. No matter what we were doing, weapons wise
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or whatever, he couldn't do anything. Just really, honestly, they
should have drummed him out of the Marines. He was
so dumb and incapable of doing anything. Just a moron
and not a terrible guy. I need to know. He
was not like evil or something like that. Was just
an idiot, just a total idiot. So nine to eleven happens.
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Remember I was already in the Marines of nine to eleven,
I've been in for a year. Not long after. It
was a while after, but little ways after, we end
up deploying to Kuwait. And we all know it wasn't
exactly a mystery. You knew if you were watching at home,
you knew we were going to declare war on Iraq.
That's a reason they mobilized all these infratrue units into Kuwait.
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Now we go to Kuwait, but we don't go to
some official base or a barracks or something like that.
They put us in the middle of some god forsaken
strip of desert, and we put up these huge tents,
tents that sleep one hundred two hundred dudes put up
these huge tents. We essentially made a tent city out there,
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and that's where we slept, and that's where we began training, really, really,
really hard training. We always trained hard in the infantry anyway,
but they took it up a notch big time because
they're trying to put the finishing touches on combat. So
you're doing gas mask runs and just all kinds of crap.
As we're getting ready to shove off. We know we're
getting ready to shove off, they gave us a pen
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of adrenaline I forget what the EpiPen type thing. And
this was because they thought Saddam Hussein was going to
gas us. He had very publicly threatened to gas us.
We were actually doing a shoot once in Kuwait and
we were told we were getting gased. It turned out
to be a false alarm, but we had to pull
out our gas mask. Getting gassed was an extremely real
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threat for us. We were always wearing our mop gear,
that's your gas mask gear, you know, pants and jacket
things like that mop gear. And this moron was also,
it turns out, a complete coward. He did not want
to go to combat, which is understandable. I mean totally
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get not wanting to go to combat, but you can't
check it out on your buddies. He didn't look at
it that way. He takes this pen. The pen was
given to us. Sorry if I didn't clarify this. In
case you get gassed. If you've ever seen the movie
The Rock, you have a pretty good understanding of how
it goes. You inject yourself with this pen. It'll keep
you alive through Eric can keep you alive depending on
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how bad the gassing is. This moron goes down to
the porta John's one day, pulls out his pen and
sticks himself with it so he doesn't have to go
to combat. Essentially tries to create a medical emergency for
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himself so he gets kicked out and doesn't have to go.
And here's the best part of the entire thing. He
had something hard in his pocket. You have a pocket
on his trousers on the outside of his leg, like
cargo pants. He had something in there. I forget what
it was a book or there was something hard in there,
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he tries to stab himself and accidentally stabs the hard
thing in the side of his leg. He fails to
stab himself. All he ends up doing is bending the
needle tip of the epi pen thing, the adrenaline pen thing.
All he got was thrashed for the whole thing. He
didn't get kicked out, he didn't create a medical emergency.
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He did do push ups until he vomited all over himself,
and that's all he got for the entire thing. Yes,
I've seen some very dumb people do some very very
dumb things. So, speaking of which, somebody's angry with Utah.
He's in Utah and he's angry with Utah. I'm going
to try to talk him off the ledge in just
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a moment. Hang on, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Reminding
you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three. Let's get to them,
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shall we. Oracle? The Mormons of Utah are far too
trusting of any Mormon Republican who runs for office. They
will always just vote for whichever Mormon has the more
recognizable last name. It blows me away. We end up
with losers like Romney or Romney, Curtis and Cox actually
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sounds like a law firm. We're the most religious state
in the freaking Union, and our government clarified that he
goes by he him. Will you please rebuke us utahns.
I don't think he said that right on air, Love
Your Show. My wife hates it though, because she says
it's exactly like listening to me. His name is Marshall. Okay.
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I spend enough time rebuking GOP primary voters in red states.
I don't need to single out Utah. But Utah is
just as guilty, right, the exact same thing we do
in Texas and Dakota that they do the same thing.
But let's talk about that because you made it kind
of about a Mormon thing, and that's that's obviously it's
somewhat fair. But let me explain everyone knows not exactly
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a mystery that Mormon is or LDS. Utah is central
casting for that that is where they settle down, that
is that's that is the LDS capital of the country,
and it's very, very powerful. The Mormon Church is very powerful,
very influential in the state of Utah. And I've had
a lot of people, including a lot of LDS people,
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email and complaining that that's all they believe, or that's
all that's the only seal of approval they need. The
second they feel like the Mormon Church gives their thumb
up on somebody, then for a lot of them, they'll
just go vote that way. Period. I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna dispute that, okay, but I will say there
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is no ability in life, whatever field you're in, politics,
doesn't matter what it is, there is no ability like relatability,
none whatsoever. It is a human nature thing. It's not
unique to Utah or Mormons, or Christians, or Jews, or
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Whites or Blacks or Mexicans or it is a universal
thing across the globe, across the span of time. People
want they want to feel like they know you. They
want to feel like you know them. You know why
Donald Trump is so good at retail politics? Retail politics?
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Why is he so good at it? What makes him
so good at it? Because when Donald Trump walks into
McDonald's and orders a big mac or whatever he orders
for McDonald's. Not only does he do that because he
genuinely likes McDonald's. You look at this guy, this New
York billionaire, always in a suit and tie, and you
think he eats what I eat. I eat McDonald's. Trump
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beats McDonald's UFC. Maybe you watch UFC, maybe you don't.
I like it. I'm not obsessed with it, but I'm
liking it more and more and more. But Donald Trump
goes to these fights. He goes to these big fights.
What other politician does that? And maybe you can say
I don't care about that, Yes I understand, but hear
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me out. You tell blue collar guy, UFC's bass is
blue caller dudes. And I know there are rich dudes
who watch it and women who watch it, but that's
their main base is blue collar dudes. When you walk
into that, when blue collar guy's watching UFC, even if
he's not political or whatever, and he sees Donald Trump
come and sit right the ring and be into it
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and cheer and whatnot, he looks at that and thinks
that guy knows me at least a little bit. He
likes what I like. I like watching the fights. Donald
Trump likes watching the fights, and it feels real to him.
He gets closer to Trump in that moment. It's part
of what doomed Dome. Unless you're a blind, drunk wine
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mom on anti anxiety medication, there's nothing about Dome that
most normal people find relatable. She comes off like a
far left valley girl. That's a very, very slim portion
of the population. Back to Utah. You say you're angry
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because the Mormons in Utah will go out and vote
for whoever they feel has the approval of the Mormon Church.
That's fair. It happens. Christians will do this exact same
thing too. I don't know Chris will have to testify
to this one. I'm sure Jewish people do the exact
same two because they find it relatable. It's an understandable thing,
but it is something we all have to guard against.
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Think about this. I want to think about this. Think
for a moment of how many Chris said, yes, you
do too. Think how many black people were absolutely burned
because they voted for Barack Obama. Now there were a
ton of black people. He for an understandable reason. He
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just dominated the black vote because the black voter in
the United States of America. Maybe that's you had never
in his lifetime had a chance to vote for a
black person for president. Now, if you're not black, that
sounds ridiculous to you. Why would you vote for some
street communists just because of the color of his skin?
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And I have echoed those words. I agree, I think
that's crazy, But I still totally get it. If you
grew up black in this country and you've never, ever,
ever had the chance to vote one time for a
black president and finding that opportunity presents itself to you,
and let's say you're not heavily political, you don't really
care about policy or really understand it, you're just a
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normal black person, and that opportunity presents itself. I can
totally get why people would jump on that opportunity. And
then but think about this, think about what it did
to them. Barack Obama crushed the black community. The black
community didn't really revitalize until Donald Trump took over, deregulated
the economy, he stopped the flow of illegal immigration, record
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low black unemployment. The black community got a huge boost
from Donald Trump, but voting based on relatability torched the
black community in this country. So that's a lesson, not
for black people it's a lesson for all of us.
It's a lesson for the Christians. It's a lesson for
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the Mormons, the whites, the blacks, the women, the lesson
for all of us. Be very, very careful voting based
on the guy who talks like you, walks like you,
eats what you eat, enjoys what you do, because oftentimes
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he's pretending, and oftentimes that's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
You know. Selena Zito said something last night. She was
talking about why Bob Casey. In case you missed it,
it was a fascinating interview last night at a few
of them. Go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. But
she was talking about why Bob Casey lost his Senate
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race in Pennsylvania. And I've heard this exact tale many
times before when an incumbent loses. She said, he stopped
being seen out there, and she mentioned, you know ribbon
cutting ceremonies. Well, this is what happens. Politicians stop caring
about being relatable because they've been in power so long
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they don't think they have to anymore. But it tells
you how they manipulate us, doesn't it. Because when you
are United States Senator, you do need to go to
the new ribbon cutting ceremony. If there's a Veterans Day thing, yeah,
you might want to go spend it with your family.
You know, you have to make three different stops at
different Veterans Day events because you have to be seen
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at the Veterans Day thing. You your entire life has
to be about pretending to care about things you probably
don't care about. Politicians lie all the time. That relatability
thing has burned many, many, many people clear back to Utah.
Now we're stuck with that scumbag Curtis. You know Curtis,
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new Senator from Utah. You know he was the rumors
are he was the one who torpedoed the Matt Gates nomination,
the reason you're not going to have Matt Gates as ag. Yeah,
we lost Murkowski and Collins, but Curtis from Blood Red
Utah said, who I don't like that again. We've got
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to get past the relatability thing. All of us do.
It's a very human nature thing. All right, let's talk
about moving to Montana. Somebody lost their temper having a
political conversation and needs some advice. We'll talk about that
before we talk about that. Let's talk about chalk. I
love talking about chalk, except you know how I take
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the chocl Lit powder every morning. Every morning. It's this
amazing powder that has all the vitamins and minerals you need.
And Ob she always makes us a super food smoothie
in the morning. I just kind of been going barbarian
because OB's been out of town till today. I've just
been mixing it up with water and chugging it. It's
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not bad. It's really not bad, Chris. It's not that bad. Really,
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Kelly Show on a Wednesday, and let's dig back into
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these things. Somebody got in a little bit of a
tiff with family and friends. Hey, Jesse, I'm in Arizona
for the holiday. My parents and I are sitting around
the kitchen table eating lunch. The conversation turns of politics.
I start by saying democrats or evil demons, and my
dad starts it on Trump. It ends with both of
us raising our voices and me shouting at my dad
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to get your head out of your beep. I'm having
trouble with being a pervasive or persuasives of voice for truth.
I have the facts in my head, but when the
yelling starts, I lose it. I get so upset and
I end up cursing and yelling. I know that by
doing so, I'm just working against the righteous cause. I've
always been an introvert. I've always been to one to
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let the normies say what they want. Why quietly sit
in the corner and roll my eyes. Though, now, after
being inspired by you to stand up and speak truth
and push back against the nonsense nonsense, I find myself
frothing and spitting like a madman. Do you have any advice?
All right? So, first, I'm glad you've chosen to speak up.
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For way, way too long we allow the communists to
be the aggressor and social situations, and that's really important
that we remember. That's really important that you don't let
that happen. It's not a small thing, because we have
a social shame system. Every culture does the social shame
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system where p people decide what behaviors, what ideas are
acceptable and unacceptable. And for so long, because the communist
was the only aggressor, we rolled our eyes and muttered
things under our breath, and he's over there screaming and
yelling about how much he loves open borders. He was
the one deciding what the social shame system would be.
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It's the one who speaks up who decides that. So
you can't let him do that anymore. Stop being quiet,
Stop rolling your eyes. He is the one who should
be ashamed. He's the one with evil, demonic views. He's
the one wanting to flood the country with murderers and rapists.
You don't have to be quiet. He should be quiet. However,
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when you argue with communists, when you debate them, and
I've done so many, many many times before, it's really
really critical for you to keep calm for a couple
different reasons. One I've done a lot of very terrible
things in my life, and I don't want to call
them mistakes. When I call them mistakes, it makes it
sound like I'm making an excuse for terrible things I
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consciously did. And almost every mistake I've ever made, every
every horrible thing I've done, or a bad thing I've said,
has come when I'm either angry or drunk. Almost every
single one of them. I could go down the list.
I was mad, I was drunk. I was mad, I
was drunk. I was mad. So I've learned in my
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forty three years, although I certainly have not perfected this,
that I should really avoid both of those states, that
I will do far fewer bad things if I stay
calm and I stay sober. I'm not trying to be
your priest. I'm just telling you for me personally. That's
what I've discovered about me in my life. But it's
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not just that the Communists. Remember but I say something
and get mad at me, You're probably going to wonder
what happened to Jesse. He still is a flesh and
blood human being. He's just very very lost. He's lost
for a variety of reasons. He has lost his mind.
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He now pushes a really, really horrible destructive religion, and
we want him to come home, right, We don't want
him to be lost. And you maybe you've got a
member of your family, maybe it's a daughter, a mom,
a dad. This guy's arguing with his dad, and dad
(32:36):
is lost. Dad is going to get mad, and you
don't have to sit there quietly. You can argue with dad,
but when he loses his mind and he starts screaming
and yelling and your daughter's yelling at you, you can
argue back, and you should argue back. But if you
lose your temper, you're not going to bring him back.
You can logically shoot down and should shoot down the ridiculous,
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demonic ideas while staying completely calm. I have found in
my personal life whenever I encounter a communist at a party, neighborhood, anywhere,
that this is an extremely effective way, if not convincing them,
at least getting them to shut up. I told you
about that one conversation I had was actually Canadian, and
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he was this big commie and he loved to run
his frigging mouth, and the second he walked into the party,
he started running his mouth about politics and all my
neighbors are getting giddy. They're like, Oh, we got to
get him a jesse. We gotta get in a jesse.
They're just giddy with excitement about watching me go in
on this guy. And he sat down and started arguing
about gun const confiscation. I didn't want to argue, but
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he decided he wanted to go all in on it.
And of course he started yelling and raising his voice
and losing his mind. And I just sat there the
entire time, and I wouldn't let him get off subject.
He tries to do that. It's a tactic. They try
to get you off subject. That's something that's stupid, Nazi
like you say. And if you let him get to you,
I'm not a Nazi. I get you just lost the argument. Nope, nope,
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you're not gonna reframe the argument. You're not gonna get
me off course that we're set the Nazi stuff aside
for a moment. You just said gun confiscated. Let's go
back to what you said. No, no, no, stay comp nope,
stay on subject. No, no, don't no name coalp Nope,
you're screaming and yelling. That's not gonna you stay right
there by the time we were done talking. I didn't
turn him into some bloodthirsty right winger, of course not.
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But by the time we were done talking, he was
so exasperated by the fact that I calmly shot down
every one of his moronic arguments that you just kind
of you could just see how deflated he was. He
just kind of shrugged his shoulders. The emotions, the emotions
they run off of. Oftentimes it's a tactic to throw
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you off and get you emotional. If he can get
you emotional, if he can get you screaming and yelling,
then he has you off topic. If you stay calm
and think, don't get offended, he's going to insult you.
He's going to call you a name, your liberal aunt Peggy,
is going to insult your intelligence, your morality, your whatever.
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This is a tactic that is done on purpose. If
you let it get to you, you will not win
the argument. You may not lose, but you will not win.
When you allow them to get to your emotions, you
are allowing them to reframe the argument and move you
off of something. So when you're having an argument with
people and they tell you you just want to close
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the border because you're a racist, Nazi who reminds them
of Adolf Hitler. If you get offended and raise your voice,
you're going to lose. If you just ignore that and
brush it aside and stay on topic, you will win.
I hope that helped. All right, Now it's time for
you to help and me to help. Time to help
the people of Israel who are currently suffering, suffering. You see,
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food City is not something people think about when they
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of people who still don't have homes over there. They
still need bomb shelters, they need firefighting equipment. They have
always then will always need flak jackets, helmets. So who's
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going to provide these things? If their government isn't gonna
do all this, who's gonna provide these things? The IFCJ
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All right, all right, let's talk about Montana. Someone wants
to know if I'm ever going to give Jewish producer
Chris A microphone. Somebody wants to talk about the difference
between communism and socialism and Napoleon hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday, on a Thanksgiving Eve. And we have so
much to get into this Elon Vivek Department of Government Efficiency.
There's some stinky gopers involved in this whole thing. We'll
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discuss that. People have a lot to say about Thanksgiving
that'll probably have to be talked about this hour. Some
we have well, people were angry with Utah. I don't
understand why? Oh that and so much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I
want to begin here, doctor Jesse Iowa resident here that
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would love the primary my entire delegation. Joni Ernst was
just tapped to help Elon Vivek with DOGE. Is it
even possible to primary her?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
All right? So here is This is the problem we
are going to have and it's going to be a
source of frustration for you and me. But we also
have to understand this. We want the system cleaned out.
We want the bad guys to lose. We want them
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to be fired. This includes losers in the GOP. We
want them primary. We want we want the system cleaned out.
We want good people to replace them because we care
about our country. And that's good. All those things are good,
but it takes time to do it, and working within
the system makes it very very difficult to clean the system.
(01:49):
I this Department of Government Efficiency. I'll just go ahead
and lay it out there. And I'm not going to
spend a lot of time on this because I don't
like talking about it. I love the idea of it.
I love that Elon and Vivek are doing it. I
love that they're talking about cutting this and cutting that.
And then I saw the list. I don't have it
in front of me, but then I saw the list
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of the gopeers who are going to be helping them
do it. And it's John Cornyn, it's Jony Ernst. And
if I was part of the swamp, part of the system,
and I wanted to ensure that no significant parts of
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the system are going to face any opposition, I would
do exactly what they've done. I would take some gop
rhinos and I would throw them on this DOGE commission
because they're going to get in there and they're going
to really dig into it. Except they're not. What they'll
do is what the people like Joni Ernst and John Cornyn,
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what they will do is they will act as if
they're doing something, but without ever actually doing anything significant.
You know, when I was a kid, you know, I
don't eat vegetables. I refuse to eat vegetables unless it's
an onion or something that's delicious. But I don't need
to eat vegetables. And so when I was a kid,
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I used to think I was really, really slick. My
parents would always of course, in my house, you had
to eat whatever was prepared. You sit down and you're
not allowed to get up to it's done. So I'd
sit down and there'd be something disgusting on the plate,
like turkey or lima beans or something like that or both,
and I would push things around the plate instead of
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leaving the big pile of lima beans right where they were.
I wouldn't eat any, of course, but I would move
some over here, and move some over there. Let's just
get rid of this big pile. I haven't actually done
anything significant, but from the outside looking at for someone
looking over at my plate, it might appear that I've
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done some damage to those lime of beans. Granted I
had ten before, I still have ten, but the ten
are in different places. That is the exact kind of
thing that the John Cornyn and Jony ear Ernst types
are gonna do with the Department of Government Efficiency. They'll
get in and you watch you just watch Chris write
this down. You watch the losers and the GOP senate
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who are getting involved in this. They're gonna start publicly
bragging about the cuts they're making, and they'll find the
most absurd things which we shouldn't be funding. Of course,
you know, we're we're funding turtles with mental disabilities in
the Caribbean. Like that's the kind of crazy crap the
government funds. They'll find these ridiculous things. Jony ERNs still
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find these things, and then she'll put it out there
all over social media. Look at what I've cut. We're
no longer funding these moronic turtles. I am cutting things.
It's an hotter to be part of Trump's government, and
we're cutting the government. Only when you dig into it,
it'll be fifty thousand dollars, not fifty two thousand dollars
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is nothing. It's significant. But you'll notice they're not going
to actually cut anything that's really really crushing us. That
stuff is what they're there to protect, you, see, so
I have a lot of concerns. I think they're gonna
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sit down at that plate full of lime of beans
and they're gonna push it all over the plate, and
then they're gonna brag to you and me if I
look at the great work we've done. I saw that
list of names that's going to be on the Doge Council,
and I just honestly almost poored a whiskey. Dear Papa Cream,
stop calling me that I said that nickname one time. Okay,
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I should not have said that. You recently mentioned your
stance on stop nutting the dessert. As a person experiencing
a tree nut allergy, I appreciate you speaking out against
big nuts. I'm sure you firmly stand behind your comments.
I call on you to lead by example and share
your recommendations for the best desserts. World famous author leading
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the charge, we can finally begin the noble work of
busting big nuts. Thanks for all you do. His name
is Greg. Yes, nuts do not belong in dessert. Stop
sprinkling nuts on my pudding, stop putting nuts in my brownies.
And pecan pie is the exception to this. So don't
email me about pecan pie. Pecan pie is the exception
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to this. Stop putting your nuts in dessert. Stop. I
love nuts. I'm mister nut right. They don't belong to dessert.
That's one two the best desserts ever. I'll tell you
what My favorite one that Ob makes is, well, she
makes a couple that are really good. You know of
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you've had oatmeal cream pies, Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies
before Ob. She makes them homemade from scratch, home made
aid oatmeal cream pies. When we have any kind of
a big party, a big Christmas party, a big whatever,
one of those things where everyone brings a dish, she
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will bring the oatmeal cream pie at cream pies. And
now it is known in the neighborhood. Her omeal cream
pies are famous everyone, kids and adults alike. They will
descend on whatever tupperware she brings like a pack of wolves,
and in two minutes it's the first thing gone. Every
time they will wipe out the oatmeal cream pies. I
have gotten to the point where I demand that she
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sets aside two or three for me to keep them
back to the house, because I won't get one at
the party. I won't get one. Homemade oatmeal cream pies
are amazing. She makes homemade banana pudding. Everyone listening in
Georgia right now is gonna appreciate that, because Georgia has
the best banana pudding I've ever had in my life.
But homemade banana pudding that is dynamite, but the best
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thing in the world that she makes. It's a berry
cobbler barry cobbler, only instead of normal pie crust on
top of it, it's a sugar cookie crust. So it's
a crust. It just looks like a pie crust, but
it's a little crunchier and it's got some sugar crystals
in it. She makes that with homemade vanilla ice cream,
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and she pulls the cob out of the oven, and
she's always like, you gotta wait, you're gonna bring your
math again. But I can never wait. So I go
and I scoop a couple things in and it's just
liquid hot magma at this point. But then I take
the homemade vanilla ice cream and I start dumping that
on there and it starts melting in. Oh my gosh,
it's the best thing. It's gosh, it's the best thing
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I've ever had in my life. Dear turkey hating Oracle,
you've gone total gi hot after turkey dinner. I'm gonna
get in to think you have gone COMI on us.
You're trying to single handedly destroy a great American tradition
like the Kammis are destroying everything else American. You've become
just like the trannies who are forcing their garbage down
our throats. What traditional holiday will you try to destroy? Next?
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Her name is Coleen. No, I'm not trying to destroy Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to help your Thanksgiving. I'm trying to aid
your Thanksgiving. You see, you said you can improve on
things that's allowed.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Jesse, Sergeant Grease, you here retired law enforcement call him
with an update and a question. Update is you had
some advice about meeting the brand new boyfriend of my daughter.
I did not follow your advice. I decided to go
very easy on this guy and see if you'd fall
for it. He did not. He was the appropriate amount
of suck up without being obnoxious, and he brought me
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a bottle of my favorite sketch. So far, so good.
But my question is I was in the Navy. There
are some really stupid guys I worked with that thought
they could get out of the Navy by breaking each
other's legs. And their plan was, you break my leg
and then afterwards I'll break your leg. At this angle, Aron,
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what's the dumbest thing you ever saw one of your
fellow marines do to try and get out of work
or try to get out of the service.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
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get the cure for rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course,
it's an ass doctor Jesse Wednesday. So the guy asked
the question, in case you're just now joining us, He
was in the Navy, saw some dudes trying to break
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each other's legs to get out of the Navy. Did
I ever see anybody do something stupid like that in
the Marines? I did, as a matter of fact. So
every platoon, at least to my knowledge, every platoon has
one or two guys who are complete and utter morons.
(12:20):
It's just inevitable when you get that many people from
that many different walks of life. You're gonna have some geniuses,
you're gonna have some morons, you're gonna have the funny guy,
you're gonna have You're just gonna have different people, but
morons on a level that it really is amazing. You
don't fully appreciate how dumb some people are until you
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get forced into living with them for extended periods of time.
And there was one in my weapons platoon. I was
in first Battalion, seventh Marines, Alpha Company, Weapons Patoon. I
am not going to name this individual, so for our
purposes now, we'll just call him Chris. Chris was honestly lazy,
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I don't think is really how I would describe it,
just so stupid, Like you would tell him to do
something basic. He would finish petee in the morning, and
you would tell him go take a shower, and then
it's your uniform, mom, we have things we need to
do today, and you'd show up ten to fifteen minutes later,
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and he would just be sitting in his room, just
staring at the wall, not showered, not anything, and you'd
have to freak out and thrash him and make his
life miserable. And then he's just dumb, amazingly dumb, dumber
than you can possibly imagine, and the worst at every
single thing. No matter what we were doing, weapons wise
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or whatever, he couldn't do anything. Just really, honestly, they
should have drummed him out of the Marines. He was
so dumb and incapable of doing anything. Just a moron
and not a terrible guy. I need to know. He
was not like evil or something like that. Was just
an idiot, just a total idiot. So nine to eleven happens.
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Remember I was already in the Marines of nine to eleven,
I've been in for a year. Not long after. It
was a while after, but little ways after, we end
up deploying to Kuwait. And we all know it wasn't
exactly a mystery. You knew if you were watching at home,
you knew we were going to declare war on Iraq.
That's a reason they mobilized all these infratrue units into Kuwait.
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Now we go to Kuwait, but we don't go to
some official base or a barracks or something like that.
They put us in the middle of some god forsaken
strip of desert, and we put up these huge tents,
tents that sleep one hundred two hundred dudes put up
these huge tents. We essentially made a tent city out there,
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and that's where we slept, and that's where we began training, really, really,
really hard training. We always trained hard in the infantry anyway,
but they took it up a notch big time because
they're trying to put the finishing touches on combat. So
you're doing gas mask runs and just all kinds of crap.
As we're getting ready to shove off. We know we're
getting ready to shove off, they gave us a pen
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of adrenaline I forget what the EpiPen type thing. And
this was because they thought Saddam Hussein was going to
gas us. He had very publicly threatened to gas us.
We were actually doing a shoot once in Kuwait and
we were told we were getting gased. It turned out
to be a false alarm, but we had to pull
out our gas mask. Getting gassed was an extremely real
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threat for us. We were always wearing our mop gear,
that's your gas mask gear, you know, pants and jacket
things like that mop gear. And this moron was also,
it turns out, a complete coward. He did not want
to go to combat, which is understandable. I mean totally
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get not wanting to go to combat, but you can't
check it out on your buddies. He didn't look at
it that way. He takes this pen. The pen was
given to us. Sorry if I didn't clarify this. In
case you get gassed. If you've ever seen the movie
The Rock, you have a pretty good understanding of how
it goes. You inject yourself with this pen. It'll keep
you alive through Eric can keep you alive depending on
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how bad the gassing is. This moron goes down to
the porta John's one day, pulls out his pen and
sticks himself with it so he doesn't have to go
to combat. Essentially tries to create a medical emergency for
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himself so he gets kicked out and doesn't have to go.
And here's the best part of the entire thing. He
had something hard in his pocket. You have a pocket
on his trousers on the outside of his leg, like
cargo pants. He had something in there. I forget what
it was a book or there was something hard in there,
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he tries to stab himself and accidentally stabs the hard
thing in the side of his leg. He fails to
stab himself. All he ends up doing is bending the
needle tip of the epi pen thing, the adrenaline pen thing.
All he got was thrashed for the whole thing. He
didn't get kicked out, he didn't create a medical emergency.
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He did do push ups until he vomited all over himself,
and that's all he got for the entire thing. Yes,
I've seen some very dumb people do some very very
dumb things. So, speaking of which, somebody's angry with Utah.
He's in Utah and he's angry with Utah. I'm going
to try to talk him off the ledge in just
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a moment. Hang on, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Reminding
you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three. Let's get to them,
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shall we. Oracle? The Mormons of Utah are far too
trusting of any Mormon Republican who runs for office. They
will always just vote for whichever Mormon has the more
recognizable last name. It blows me away. We end up
with losers like Romney or Romney, Curtis and Cox actually
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sounds like a law firm. We're the most religious state
in the freaking Union, and our government clarified that he
goes by he him. Will you please rebuke us utahns.
I don't think he said that right on air, Love
Your Show. My wife hates it though, because she says
it's exactly like listening to me. His name is Marshall. Okay.
(19:05):
I spend enough time rebuking GOP primary voters in red states.
I don't need to single out Utah. But Utah is
just as guilty, right, the exact same thing we do
in Texas and Dakota that they do the same thing.
But let's talk about that because you made it kind
of about a Mormon thing, and that's that's obviously it's
somewhat fair. But let me explain everyone knows not exactly
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a mystery that Mormon is or LDS. Utah is central
casting for that that is where they settle down, that
is that's that is the LDS capital of the country,
and it's very, very powerful. The Mormon Church is very powerful,
very influential in the state of Utah. And I've had
a lot of people, including a lot of LDS people,
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email and complaining that that's all they believe, or that's
all that's the only seal of approval they need. The
second they feel like the Mormon Church gives their thumb
up on somebody, then for a lot of them, they'll
just go vote that way. Period. I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna dispute that, okay, but I will say there
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is no ability in life, whatever field you're in, politics,
doesn't matter what it is, there is no ability like relatability,
none whatsoever. It is a human nature thing. It's not
unique to Utah or Mormons, or Christians, or Jews, or
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Whites or Blacks or Mexicans or it is a universal
thing across the globe, across the span of time. People
want they want to feel like they know you. They
want to feel like you know them. You know why
Donald Trump is so good at retail politics? Retail politics?
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Why is he so good at it? What makes him
so good at it? Because when Donald Trump walks into
McDonald's and orders a big mac or whatever he orders
for McDonald's. Not only does he do that because he
genuinely likes McDonald's. You look at this guy, this New
York billionaire, always in a suit and tie, and you
think he eats what I eat. I eat McDonald's. Trump
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beats McDonald's UFC. Maybe you watch UFC, maybe you don't.
I like it. I'm not obsessed with it, but I'm
liking it more and more and more. But Donald Trump
goes to these fights. He goes to these big fights.
What other politician does that? And maybe you can say
I don't care about that, Yes I understand, but hear
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me out. You tell blue collar guy, UFC's bass is
blue caller dudes. And I know there are rich dudes
who watch it and women who watch it, but that's
their main base is blue collar dudes. When you walk
into that, when blue collar guy's watching UFC, even if
he's not political or whatever, and he sees Donald Trump
come and sit right the ring and be into it
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and cheer and whatnot, he looks at that and thinks
that guy knows me at least a little bit. He
likes what I like. I like watching the fights. Donald
Trump likes watching the fights, and it feels real to him.
He gets closer to Trump in that moment. It's part
of what doomed Dome. Unless you're a blind, drunk wine
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mom on anti anxiety medication, there's nothing about Dome that
most normal people find relatable. She comes off like a
far left valley girl. That's a very, very slim portion
of the population. Back to Utah. You say you're angry
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because the Mormons in Utah will go out and vote
for whoever they feel has the approval of the Mormon Church.
That's fair. It happens. Christians will do this exact same
thing too. I don't know Chris will have to testify
to this one. I'm sure Jewish people do the exact
same two because they find it relatable. It's an understandable thing,
but it is something we all have to guard against.
(23:07):
Think about this. I want to think about this. Think
for a moment of how many Chris said, yes, you
do too. Think how many black people were absolutely burned
because they voted for Barack Obama. Now there were a
ton of black people. He for an understandable reason. He
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just dominated the black vote because the black voter in
the United States of America. Maybe that's you had never
in his lifetime had a chance to vote for a
black person for president. Now, if you're not black, that
sounds ridiculous to you. Why would you vote for some
street communists just because of the color of his skin?
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And I have echoed those words. I agree, I think
that's crazy, But I still totally get it. If you
grew up black in this country and you've never, ever,
ever had the chance to vote one time for a
black president and finding that opportunity presents itself to you,
and let's say you're not heavily political, you don't really
care about policy or really understand it, you're just a
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normal black person, and that opportunity presents itself. I can
totally get why people would jump on that opportunity. And
then but think about this, think about what it did
to them. Barack Obama crushed the black community. The black
community didn't really revitalize until Donald Trump took over, deregulated
the economy, he stopped the flow of illegal immigration, record
(24:35):
low black unemployment. The black community got a huge boost
from Donald Trump, but voting based on relatability torched the
black community in this country. So that's a lesson, not
for black people it's a lesson for all of us.
It's a lesson for the Christians. It's a lesson for
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the Mormons, the whites, the blacks, the women, the lesson
for all of us. Be very, very careful voting based
on the guy who talks like you, walks like you,
eats what you eat, enjoys what you do, because oftentimes
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he's pretending, and oftentimes that's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
You know. Selena Zito said something last night. She was
talking about why Bob Casey. In case you missed it,
it was a fascinating interview last night at a few
of them. Go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. But
she was talking about why Bob Casey lost his Senate
(25:39):
race in Pennsylvania. And I've heard this exact tale many
times before when an incumbent loses. She said, he stopped
being seen out there, and she mentioned, you know ribbon
cutting ceremonies. Well, this is what happens. Politicians stop caring
about being relatable because they've been in power so long
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they don't think they have to anymore. But it tells
you how they manipulate us, doesn't it. Because when you
are United States Senator, you do need to go to
the new ribbon cutting ceremony. If there's a Veterans Day thing, yeah,
you might want to go spend it with your family.
You know, you have to make three different stops at
different Veterans Day events because you have to be seen
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at the Veterans Day thing. You your entire life has
to be about pretending to care about things you probably
don't care about. Politicians lie all the time. That relatability
thing has burned many, many, many people clear back to Utah.
Now we're stuck with that scumbag Curtis. You know Curtis,
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new Senator from Utah. You know he was the rumors
are he was the one who torpedoed the Matt Gates nomination,
the reason you're not going to have Matt Gates as ag. Yeah,
we lost Murkowski and Collins, but Curtis from Blood Red
Utah said, who I don't like that again. We've got
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to get past the relatability thing. All of us do.
It's a very human nature thing. All right, let's talk
about moving to Montana. Somebody lost their temper having a
political conversation and needs some advice. We'll talk about that
before we talk about that. Let's talk about chalk. I
love talking about chalk, except you know how I take
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the chocl Lit powder every morning. Every morning. It's this
amazing powder that has all the vitamins and minerals you need.
And Ob she always makes us a super food smoothie
in the morning. I just kind of been going barbarian
because OB's been out of town till today. I've just
been mixing it up with water and chugging it. It's
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not bad. It's really not bad, Chris. It's not that bad. Really,
it's not It doesn't matter. I feel good. I just
mix up some water, chug it, boom, all my nutrition
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Kelly Show on a Wednesday, and let's dig back into
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these things. Somebody got in a little bit of a
tiff with family and friends. Hey, Jesse, I'm in Arizona
for the holiday. My parents and I are sitting around
the kitchen table eating lunch. The conversation turns of politics.
I start by saying democrats or evil demons, and my
dad starts it on Trump. It ends with both of
us raising our voices and me shouting at my dad
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to get your head out of your beep. I'm having
trouble with being a pervasive or persuasives of voice for truth.
I have the facts in my head, but when the
yelling starts, I lose it. I get so upset and
I end up cursing and yelling. I know that by
doing so, I'm just working against the righteous cause. I've
always been an introvert. I've always been to one to
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let the normies say what they want. Why quietly sit
in the corner and roll my eyes. Though, now, after
being inspired by you to stand up and speak truth
and push back against the nonsense nonsense, I find myself
frothing and spitting like a madman. Do you have any advice?
All right? So, first, I'm glad you've chosen to speak up.
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For way, way too long we allow the communists to
be the aggressor and social situations, and that's really important
that we remember. That's really important that you don't let
that happen. It's not a small thing, because we have
a social shame system. Every culture does the social shame
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system where p people decide what behaviors, what ideas are
acceptable and unacceptable. And for so long, because the communist
was the only aggressor, we rolled our eyes and muttered
things under our breath, and he's over there screaming and
yelling about how much he loves open borders. He was
the one deciding what the social shame system would be.
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It's the one who speaks up who decides that. So
you can't let him do that anymore. Stop being quiet,
Stop rolling your eyes. He is the one who should
be ashamed. He's the one with evil, demonic views. He's
the one wanting to flood the country with murderers and rapists.
You don't have to be quiet. He should be quiet. However,
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when you argue with communists, when you debate them, and
I've done so many, many many times before, it's really
really critical for you to keep calm for a couple
different reasons. One I've done a lot of very terrible
things in my life, and I don't want to call
them mistakes. When I call them mistakes, it makes it
sound like I'm making an excuse for terrible things I
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consciously did. And almost every mistake I've ever made, every
every horrible thing I've done, or a bad thing I've said,
has come when I'm either angry or drunk. Almost every
single one of them. I could go down the list.
I was mad, I was drunk. I was mad, I
was drunk. I was mad. So I've learned in my
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forty three years, although I certainly have not perfected this,
that I should really avoid both of those states, that
I will do far fewer bad things if I stay
calm and I stay sober. I'm not trying to be
your priest. I'm just telling you for me personally. That's
what I've discovered about me in my life. But it's
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not just that the Communists. Remember but I say something
and get mad at me, You're probably going to wonder
what happened to Jesse. He still is a flesh and
blood human being. He's just very very lost. He's lost
for a variety of reasons. He has lost his mind.
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He now pushes a really, really horrible destructive religion, and
we want him to come home, right, We don't want
him to be lost. And you maybe you've got a
member of your family, maybe it's a daughter, a mom,
a dad. This guy's arguing with his dad, and dad
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is lost. Dad is going to get mad, and you
don't have to sit there quietly. You can argue with dad,
but when he loses his mind and he starts screaming
and yelling and your daughter's yelling at you, you can
argue back, and you should argue back. But if you
lose your temper, you're not going to bring him back.
You can logically shoot down and should shoot down the ridiculous,
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demonic ideas while staying completely calm. I have found in
my personal life whenever I encounter a communist at a party, neighborhood, anywhere,
that this is an extremely effective way, if not convincing them,
at least getting them to shut up. I told you
about that one conversation I had was actually Canadian, and
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he was this big commie and he loved to run
his frigging mouth, and the second he walked into the party,
he started running his mouth about politics and all my
neighbors are getting giddy. They're like, Oh, we got to
get him a jesse. We gotta get in a jesse.
They're just giddy with excitement about watching me go in
on this guy. And he sat down and started arguing
about gun const confiscation. I didn't want to argue, but
(33:43):
he decided he wanted to go all in on it.
And of course he started yelling and raising his voice
and losing his mind. And I just sat there the
entire time, and I wouldn't let him get off subject.
He tries to do that. It's a tactic. They try
to get you off subject. That's something that's stupid, Nazi
like you say. And if you let him get to you,
I'm not a Nazi. I get you just lost the argument. Nope, nope,
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you're not gonna reframe the argument. You're not gonna get
me off course that we're set the Nazi stuff aside
for a moment. You just said gun confiscated. Let's go
back to what you said. No, no, no, stay comp nope,
stay on subject. No, no, don't no name coalp Nope,
you're screaming and yelling. That's not gonna you stay right
there by the time we were done talking. I didn't
turn him into some bloodthirsty right winger, of course not.
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But by the time we were done talking, he was
so exasperated by the fact that I calmly shot down
every one of his moronic arguments that you just kind
of you could just see how deflated he was. He
just kind of shrugged his shoulders. The emotions, the emotions
they run off of. Oftentimes it's a tactic to throw
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you off and get you emotional. If he can get
you emotional, if he can get you screaming and yelling,
then he has you off topic. If you stay calm
and think, don't get offended, he's going to insult you.
He's going to call you a name, your liberal aunt Peggy,
is going to insult your intelligence, your morality, your whatever.
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This is a tactic that is done on purpose. If
you let it get to you, you will not win
the argument. You may not lose, but you will not win.
When you allow them to get to your emotions, you
are allowing them to reframe the argument and move you
off of something. So when you're having an argument with
people and they tell you you just want to close
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the border because you're a racist, Nazi who reminds them
of Adolf Hitler. If you get offended and raise your voice,
you're going to lose. If you just ignore that and
brush it aside and stay on topic, you will win.
I hope that helped. All right, Now it's time for
you to help and me to help. Time to help
the people of Israel who are currently suffering, suffering. You see,
(35:58):
food City is not something people think about when they
think about Israel, but it's real. There are a lot
of people who still don't have homes over there. They
still need bomb shelters, they need firefighting equipment. They have
always then will always need flak jackets, helmets. So who's
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going to provide these things? If their government isn't gonna
do all this, who's gonna provide these things? The IFCJ
is the one who provides them. Over forty years, they've
been on the ground providing these things. Help them. Help.
If you have a heart to do so, go to
support IFCJ dot org and help, or you can you
can call them eight eight eight four eight eight IFCJ.
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All right, all right, let's talk about Montana. Someone wants
to know if I'm ever going to give Jewish producer
Chris A microphone. Somebody wants to talk about the difference
between communism and socialism and Napoleon hang on
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