December 5, 2025 • 37 mins
Falsely accused of being a hoarder. What branch of the military should you join? Somalian politicians looting your tax dollars. Your cell phone does more than just track you where you go.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're going
to tackle everything from lying about crime statistics, to nuts
in the dessert to joining the military. There's just so
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much more to come on the show on a Friday.
Cannot wait for the weekend. So let's dig into this
one here, Jesse. Many Hispanics and Blacks are categorized as
white in crime stats. I verified this by looking at
county jail records in several states, including Texas. Now, CNN
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says Brian Cole is white. I'm sick of these organizations
covering for Hispanic and black criminals by making it look
like whites are the problem and the idea of what
we can do to stop this. Okay, So you should
understand that this happens all over the United States of America.
Local governments, state governments, federal government does this as well.
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Why But it's actually fairly simple. The United States of
America is laden with white guilt. Laden with it. Communists
have chosen to use that white guilt against our country.
They have chosen to use that white guilt, and they'll
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take official positions of power in police departments and politics
wherever it may be, and they will in an effort
to try to cover up for the white guild, they
will do everything they can to demonize white people and
cover for any minority. So if it's a black eighteen
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year old, nineteen year old and seventeen year old who
beat somebody to death in the streets of New York City,
the media will refer to them as teens and move on.
Teens is always a dead giveaway. They never call it
teens when it's white people only. It's beyond the media.
This is pervasive everywhere, everywhere in our society. It has
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become acceptable to crap on white people, demonize white people,
discriminate against white people, over and over and over again.
It's really the acceptable mainstream form of racism in the
United States of America, in much the same way racism
against black people used to be pretty mainstream in this country.
Obviously mainstream, you could speak about it openly without really
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fear of any kind of public backlash. It is completely
flipped the other way, and now you can do that
against white people. Now you ask how to fight against it. Well, First,
they're always going to lie about everything, not just crime statistics.
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Evil people, dumb people, easily manipulated people will lie without end.
And if your goal in life is to get evil
people to stop lying, if that's what you want, you're
going to have a very frustrated life. If your goal
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is to turn on CNN one day and not hear
things like that. Ryan Cole Jr. A thirty year old
white man from the DC suburbs, is if you want
that to stop, Jesse, how do I stop it? You're
going to be frustrated. Evil people are going to lie.
They are. Now, that doesn't mean you can't do anything.
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I was selling RV's before I started doing this job,
and you know everyone knows that by now I was
out of work trying to find something to pay the bills.
Found an advertisement on Craigslist for RV salesmen never sold
anything before, went showed up to my interview in a
suit and tie, and got hired. Ended up making a
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pretty good living at it for a while. At one
point in this RV sales job, we were hunting hunting
for a new salesman and we found one. The guy
comes into the office and funny dude, great personality, kind
of guy. You want to go out have lunch with him,
You want to hang out on Friday, Hey, should we
go play golf? And a guy when you first meet him,
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before you understand what you're dealing with, a guy who
had the most fascinating stories to tell about his life
and the most ridiculous things you could possibly imagine, but
sounded so cool. He was I'm not even kidding. At
one point he was a professional golfer. That's what he
had told us. Well, a minor league tour, of course,
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but he was a professional golfer, a professional ping pong player.
He had worked with the Border Patrol. When you first
meet him, it was so fascinating you couldn't get enough
of it. Wow, what a renaissance man. And then after
a while we all started to catch on. He's a
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compulsive liar. It's just like breathing for him. He didn't
actually do any of those things. He had been a
professional golfer, yet he went out golfing with us, and
we were all a bunch of hackers, and he wanted
any better than we were. He's just a liar. But
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with that knowledge came the power to tune him out.
You see you ask what you can do about all
the endless lies in the media. The pipe bomber was maga,
they're never going to stop lying. Ever, that's not who
these people are. Now. When they tell an outright lie
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about you, you can sue. Remember I told you I
actually teased this last hour. I forgot to follow up
on it. Remember I told you what they did to me.
I've told you that story about the South Park Charlie
Kirk episode where they lampooned Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk
loved it, loved it, thought it was hilarious. And then
after Charlie Kirk died, south Park pulled that episode, and
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I actually came on the radio and disagreed with it publicly.
I said, why I pulled the episode, Charlie loved it.
Leave it up there. It's totally fair. Disagreed with the move.
The New York Post printed a quote of mine. You
can go find it still, a quote of mine saying
South Park should pull the episode. That's not kind of
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twisting my words. That's just completely coming up with a
lie out of out of whole cloth. They just invented us.
A quote assigned it to me. Well, then other major
publications like the Hollywood Reporter and I think it was Jahu.
Other major publications started printing articles. Conservative radio host Jesse
Kelly says South Park should print should pull the episode.
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Conservative radio host Jesse Kelly says South Park should pull
the episode. Well, the New York Post finally pulled my
quote from the article after they realized it was a lie,
But by then every other news out that was quoting
the New York Post. You see, that's how they got
around it. As reported by The New York Post, Jesse
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Kelly said they should pull the episode. I never said,
I never even thought it. In fact, I disagree with it.
This is not about me. These people lie about everything
all the time, not tiny little eyes, big gigantic lie,
and they have no shame in it. And you will
never get them to stop violent, deadly insurrection on the
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capital nine months ago.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It was about white supremacy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In my view, what you You cannot stop evil people
from being evil. You're not going to stop compulsive liars
from telling lies. The only power you have is to
wake up and realize their liars and change the channel.
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Maybe you come equipped with friends and family to shoot
down the lies. Have video ready. Do what you can,
but you're not going to get somebody on CNN to
stop lying. They believe lying is a necessary part of
the revolution. Just is what it is. Jesse. You're regularly
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lecturing us not to nut the dessert, and yet you
were singing the praises of the delightful nutty crunch in
your neighbors m and roll concoction. Have you changed your
mind or admitting you're wrong? First, I don't admit that
I'm wrong. That would involve swallowing my pride and showing humility.
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That's the last thing you want to do. You stubbornly
hold your ground to the bitter end until you've lost
all credibility, family and friends, and then you can smile
in the knowledge that you never admitted you were wrong.
That's one two. I don't necessarily consider what he did
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nutting the dessert. Let me explain. Peanut butter is an excellent,
excellent dessert thing. There's nothing better than a good peanut
butter sauce on ice cream. In fact, it's better than
better than chocolate. I used to just go get a
scoop of jiff and dump it in a bowl of
vanilla ice cream and mix.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It all up.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Delicious. It's simple, right, Shut up, Chris, your white trash,
It's simple as delicious. The pecan nut concoction, it was.
He blended the things up into freaking dust and then
put them with I think it was butter and brown sugar.
They weren't nuts anymore. They were dust by that point
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in time. What I'm trying to get is this. This
is the lesson I want you to take from it.
The size of the nut matters. If the nut is
too big, it's gross. If the nut has been liquefied,
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you'll enjoy it. Right, Your dog will enjoy rough greens.
By the way, speaking of crushed into a fine powder,
you know nut greens is or nutgreens rough greens? Shut up, Corey.
Rough greens is a powder. You sprinkle the powder on
your dog's food. Your dog does not get vitamins, minerals, antioxidants,
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We'll be back. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. You can still email us.
We are live here Jesse at jesseclishow dot com. Let's
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do some more of these. Hello Jesse. I'm a seventeen
year old dude who's thinking about joining the military. My
family life is a bit of a mess. I've been
struggling with purpose in this life, and I've felt God's
call to join, but I don't know what branch to
serve in. I don't want to do the Army. That's
the only one I'm sure of. I'm straight, so I
don't know how well i'd fit in the Air Force.
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I think the Navy's cool, but that's just so I
can work on aircraft carriers. I'm from Nebraska, so water
might not be the best choice. Finally, that leaves the Marines,
which I just don't know anything about, really wondering how
you chose what branch, how you told your family. Thanks
for answering. Please don't say my name. My dad might
listen and I don't talk to him. All right, So
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first of all, brother, we'll say a prayer for your
family life. Just hope that gets worked out. And it's tough.
It's real tough when it's tough at home, so prayers
for that. I My story is, Look, you don't want
to follow in my shoes, Okay. I graduated high school.
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I was a blow average student because I never went
to class. I just wanted to go hang out with
my friends and do stupid things. I then went to
college for a year because you go to go to college,
I believe that ridiculous line. And I got a zero
point zero grade point average my first semester of college. Right.
I then did the second semester where I did better
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than that. Obviously, it's it's not hard to get better
than zero point zero. At the end of that year,
I did not like the man I saw in the mirror,
and I decided, I'm going to I'm going to change
my life. I'm not going to be a loser. I'm
not going to be a dirt ball. I'm going to
do something, something crazy, something drastic. Now. I have always
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loved and admired the military and veterans. I was that kid.
I was in the woods with my guns, sometimes toy guns.
As I got older, real guns, and I was Rambo.
I was this guy. That's how I grew up. That's
who I was. I've always loved it. When I was
stuck inside. You know what I was playing with G
I Joe. Do you remember g I Joe's the little
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army man with the little planes and stuff like that.
That's what I did. And I've always admired the Marines.
One of my buddies, Matt's his name, I gonna give
his last name. His older brother, who was much older,
was a United States Marine, just a tough guy, stud
road and motorcycles. One of those dudes. Dudes. The ladies
loved him. And you when you were a young man,
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you look up to that guy and you think, man,
that's cool. So I had these little marine influences in
my life. I told you before the John Wayne movie
Sans of Ewo Jima also influenced it. The Marines. I
knew them to be kind of the tip of the spear,
toughest fighting for his greatest light infantry in the world,
that kind of thing, and I wanted to see. Look.
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I wasn't trying to just be in the middle terry.
I wanted to see what I was made of. I
wanted to see if I was tough enough, and if
I wasn't. I wanted them to make me so right,
so I didn't even chop around. Probably not the smartest
thing in the world. I walked right down and walked
right in the Marine Corps recruiter's office, and I said,
I'm signing up to be a marine. And he said, okay,
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what job do you want? I said infantry And he said,
all right, well, let's slow down. Let's get you to
take the as VAB test, you know, the aptitude test,
so we can see what jobs you qualify for. You
never know what else may be out there. I took
the as VAB test. I'm sure I probably cheated or something,
because I killed it. On the as VAB test. I
got like an eighty seven low standards. That's right, Christ,
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I'd killed it on the ASVAB test. He says, okay, well,
you qualify for every job there is. Maybe you should
look at this book of jobs in the Marine Corps
because there might be something you like that like more.
And I said, no, infantry, I said, all right, So
that's what I did. That's why I did it, all right.
I wasn't one of these super brave uber patriots who
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joined after nine to eleven. I joined a year before
nine to eleven. Right, That's why I did it. And
if that's the kind of thing you were looking for,
do it. It's gonna suck, and in a way that
you'll look back on and smile. By the way, you
are going to go through misery and they're gonna make
it miserable on purpose. They're gonna make you hot, cold, tired, starving.
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They're going to make it suck. There are going to
be so many times where you look back and say
this or just you're you're experiencing right now, this sucks.
I ate this, and it'll be great for you if
that's what you're looking for, If you're just looking to
see the world or or get some better job training.
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All branches have wonderful stuff. And honestly, I make fun
of the air Force and the Navy and the Army,
but that's just because that's inner service fund. They're all
wonderful and they all offer for wonderful opportunities depending on
what you're looking for. You said you like aircraft carriers.
What's cooler than a freaking aircraft carrier? I've told everybody.
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I'm telling you again right now. Get your butt to Charleston,
South Carolina one day if you can, and go get
on the York Town. They have a World War II
aircraft carrier there that at least back in the day,
they would let you go down into the depths of it.
The depths one of the coolest freaking things ever. It's amazing.
If that's your thing, go join the Navy, man, go
see the world. There are opportunities with all of them.
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If you want the tough guy aspect of it, you
can join the Marines. Your equipment's gonna be worse, your
food's gonna be worse, your base is gonna be worse.
It is it is. When we were in Iraq, we
had these Army National Guard guys come in and we
were trying to train them so they didn't die, and
they were just not equipped. They had not had the training,
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and we were We couldn't believe our eyes at the
weapons and equipment they showed up with. We were full
time grunt Marines and their equipment was far superior to ours.
But maybe that appeals to you. Ready to appeal to me,
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Go chalk dot com slash Jesse. All right, let's talk
about people in Congress. Next, get the Care for Rhinos
eight days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask doctor
(19:30):
Jesse Friday, let's get back to him. Shall Wait, Hey, Bronco,
I was listening to you talk about people resigning from Congress,
and one thing I'll never understand is why these individuals
aren't ashamed to blatantly make it all about them. Where
is the sense of duty? Jesse? Well, I don't want
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to defend them, okay, And I'm not defending them because
I can't stand them. You know, I can't stand most politicians,
and I really hate when these Republicans resign early, slimming
our majority even more and screwing everything up, especially when
you're in the House of Representatives. It's only a two
year term. You can't tough out two years, so that
to blame me. I'm not defending them. However, let me
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ask you something. Do you have a job if I
was your boss, and I came to you today and
I said, hey, you're fired. I found somebody who's going
to replace you. You are fired, You no longer work here.
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Would you be upset? Obviously? Of course? Of course concern
about money, of course, all these things. But wouldn't you
acknowledge and I'm the same way. Look, if a Premier
fires me today, I'm the exact same way. Wouldn't you
acknowledge that in that moment? Part of your anger is
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you felt a sense of entitlement for your job, to
your job. You think about it as if it's your job,
right beg it about me right here. We're so blessed
to be able to do this show. Can't believe how
big it's gotten. We're just screwing off here. But I
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feel like it's our show, right Chris, It's our show.
Who could do it better than us? Of course we
don't think anybody, which probably not true. There's all kinds
of talented people out there, but we don't think anybody could.
How could you fire me? That job belongs to me?
But this job doesn't belong to me. The airwaves don't
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belong to me. Premiere Networks, they are kind enough to
allow me to use their network. But of course I
understand it's about money. It's not a charity, right. They
want they're interested in making money the show us to
make but I understand the reasons behind it. But I
do not own these airwaves. I have a sense of
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entitlement to something that doesn't actually belong to me. And
I have that sense of entitlement to it because I've
been doing it for long enough now I think, what
is it five years with Premieer. Now, I've been doing
it for long enough now that it has just become
ingrained in me that it's mine, belongs to me. My
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point when this comes to members of Congress and all
people is we want these people to be anti communist warriors,
fighting for us, fighting for what we care about, fighting
against the evil people. We want them to feel the
sense of duty we feel for them. We want them
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to feel that way, don't we I do too, Go
fight for me? What are you doing? And some But
once you've been there long enough, elected, re elected a
couple times, maybe the sense of duty gets a little
bit overshadowed with a sense of entitlement, meaning this is
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my seat in the House, this is my Senate seat,
it belongs to me. They don't go to work every
single day feeling blessed to be there. I'm so blessed
to have this opportunity to serve my country. Maybe, after
enough time, unless you guard yourself against it, maybe you
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start to feel like that seat belongs to you. It's
almost owed to you. And so when they do something
that you or I look at as violating their sense
of duty, not doing what's best for the country, we
get outraged. But maybe they don't feel that at all.
Maybe they don't. I think that. I think that's very,
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very common. They feel entitled to their positions, and then
we have emails like this, hey shiny head, which is
not nice. My theory what is wrong with you, guys,
is the more you fart, the better hair you have.
I fart a lot, and I have a head of
hair that b K would envy. I've never heard you
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fart on the air, and you're bald. Let it out.
I love the show What is wrong with You? What's
wrong with you? And no, that's not something Lord Willing
you're ever going to hear. But I'll tell you it's not.
I don't want to say it's some reoccurring fear some nightmare.
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I have that that plagues me all the time. But
I've been doing radio now for seven years. Right, it'll
be what is it already? Seven? Chris? Are we gonna go?
Are we it's something like that next year or something
like whatever. It's gonna call it seven years? Seven years
not a long time. I admit that. Like I said,
I've lived a normal life most of my life and
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this has never happened. But we are live here nationwide,
from New York to Hawaii. We are live. What do
you do if I have some sort of an emergency
that can't wait until the commercial break? Chris? We play
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music the way, just like a just like rock music
or something like that, some elevator music. I guess do
you have this music? I have never asked you this.
I'm i as well ask you now in front of anybody.
Do you have this at the ready? I mean, how
do you know I'm not gonna have an emergency right now?
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine, But how do you
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know there's there's not gonna be a problem right now?
Can we play? Can we play funny stuff? If I
do it? We have a lot of funny stuff. Maybe
we should pull out the Maria Salazar thing again. Maybe
we play the Frido Brandido for him.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
A yay ya yai, I am the Fritto bandito yagy
I like Trinto stornchips.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I love them.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I do I want Printo scornchits. I'll get them from you.
I yi yai yi. Oh I amb frito buantito. Give
me Brito scornchips and I'll be your friend the Fritto bundito.
You must not up in munch munch, munch, a bunch
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of pritos.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Don't worry. I'm back. It's it's not it's it's nothing else,
all right, oh feeling, we'll say, I'm kidding. I'm totally fine.
It's never happened to me before. I I hope it
doesn't happen to me. Hey, Jesse, my wife has horder tendencies.
Our garage is full of her crap. I sympathize with
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your wife. Oh, I believe has falsely accused me of
being a hoarder, but there is some accuracy to it.
For instance, you know how you get things that you
have to assemble. You'll get a chair or a dress
or something like that you have to sit down screwdriver,
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a couple of wrenches you have to assemble something. Everyone
has this, You know how they always send extra screws,
extra nuts and things like that with it. I never
throw those away. I can't throw them away. And every
time I keep them, I say to myself, what if
something goes wrong with this and I'll need the extra one? Now,
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I've never once needed the extra one, And the times
where I have, I've long lost where the specific one
for that goes right, I've lost it. It's gone yet.
I have a drawer in my garage. I bet I
have a hundred of these little the little packs of
the screws and things like that. I can't throw them away.
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Cords I never throw away chords. We have a box
of chords. If you have some sort of OCD, it
would put you probably into some sort of a stressed
out coma if you look at the chords, AB will
find things of mine and just throw them away. I
don't know what this is. Maybe it's a cheapness. Chris,
do you have this? That's a good person to ask. What? No,
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you go to home depot and buy the extras. Well,
I don't have to buy the extras, Chris, because I
have the other extras. Anyway, let's get back to politics,
talk about cell phones being tracking devices, people leaving their
dirt bag, countries and more. Next, Jesse Kelly returns. Next,
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it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
I remember, if you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
Before I get back to the emails, remember we keep
saying this whole Somali fraud crime ring in Minnesota's going
to keep getting worse and worse and worse and worse
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and worse. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in
the two days her agency has been investigating the state,
they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Richard Gear, the actor, said this, the.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Bad guys exploit the illusion of differences. Do you really
think these refugees and immigrants are different than us?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration says in
the two days her agency has been investing getting the state,
they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
The bad guys exploit the illusion of differences. Do you
really think these refugees and immigrants are different than us?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Cultures are not equal, different cultures. They're all over the planet.
They're not all equal. Some are wonderful, some are disgusting
and awful and should be either removed from the planet
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or kept to their own little dumps. European countries routinely
have to have classes for the incoming refuge males, teaching
them that rape is bad. The very idea of that
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probably blows your mind, right, because obviously any abuse of
a woman is horrible, wretched, Let alone that there are
cultures all over the planet so disgusting and demonic that
males have to be seated and told please don't rape her.
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It's actually wrong. No, we're not the same, No we're
not equal, and no you don't have to be acute,
don't You don't have to accept accusations of racism because
you don't want people from Somalia pillaging your country. They
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practice female genital mutilation at a rate of over ninety
percent in that country. And what do their leaders do
when they get to our country and get into office.
Here's what they do.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
The mock crusty that we have. How can you help us,
you know, be a better country, build back what we
used to have?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Back us? How can you help us? As a she's
an elected representative in the United States of America. Hey,
what are you doing with that job?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
The mock crusty that we have? How can you help us,
you know, be a better country, build back what we
used to have back in a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
So hopefully, Uh, that's my favorite part I think of
the whole thing. How can you help us build back
to what we used to have a long time ago?
Because no one knows a time where Somalia was anything
but a disgusting dump. And she caught herself in that.
She got halfway through the sentence and realized, I better
not find a date, because there is no date where
anything's decent here. But what's she doing here? Got the
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United States of America, got herself elected? Is she here
to make your community better, your state better, your country better?
Of course not. She's here to loot the.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Places that we have. How can you help us, you know,
be a better country, build back what we used to
have back in a long time ago, so hopefully back well.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
A while ago. It was a while ago. Hey see
arch and attack Survivor. You were talking about how cell
phones are tracking devices and know our every move. I
have a buddy who was on the back end of
a major cell phone carrier. He works in tracking and
all the cool stuff we were talking about. If I
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were to commit a crime, I would leave my phone
at home so they couldn't track me. He said, Oh no,
if they suspect you of a crime and your phone
is at home, they have the technology to know your patterns.
For example, you normally scroll Facebook, Instagram for hours on end.
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When you were suspected of committing that crime, your phone
wasn't being used. It goes deeper than just tracking you
with it in your pocket. I read this because it's true,
and I read this as a reminder to you because
the day may come where this information is important that
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whenever you are online, whatever you're doing, wherever you are,
it is, that information is being collected. It is being collected,
and once it is collected, it can be tracked down
by law enforcement whenever they suspect you of something, whatever
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you're doing. The information is already starting to come out
about this pipe bomber guy. Most of it's not even
from the government. Most of it is from private citizens
digging through publicly available information and finding, hey, did you
know back and twenty nineteen he was on this website
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and had this username and posted this, and he's got
friends with this, and he said, it's something I've tried
to drive home to my sons because they're in that
teenage boy troll phase. That joke you crack with your
friend in the message board, now that's hilarious. One day
somebody who has it out for you, private citizen or otherwise,
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tracks that information down and uses it to destroy their lives.
I don't think they're doing any of that, but we
had to have that conversation of be careful, remember everything
you do with that cell phone. That information is being gathered,
all right, and we don't know how they'll use it.
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One day but I think we all understand the government
generally doesn't have your best interests at heart. I have
your best interests at heart. That's why I talk to
you about gold so often, precious metals. The stories you
read from the Great Depression or the Great Recession, or
any of these things, it's so heartbreaking, especially when it's
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or visit Jesse likesgold dot com. All right, we still
have another hour left. People want to campaign to allow
women in the secret club that I'm starting. These people
fleeing their dirt bag countries. Can you be a Communist
and a Christian at the same time. Next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're going
to tackle everything from lying about crime statistics, to nuts
in the dessert to joining the military. There's just so
(00:33):
much more to come on the show on a Friday.
Cannot wait for the weekend. So let's dig into this
one here, Jesse. Many Hispanics and Blacks are categorized as
white in crime stats. I verified this by looking at
county jail records in several states, including Texas. Now, CNN
(00:55):
says Brian Cole is white. I'm sick of these organizations
covering for Hispanic and black criminals by making it look
like whites are the problem and the idea of what
we can do to stop this. Okay, So you should
understand that this happens all over the United States of America.
Local governments, state governments, federal government does this as well.
(01:18):
Why But it's actually fairly simple. The United States of
America is laden with white guilt. Laden with it. Communists
have chosen to use that white guilt against our country.
They have chosen to use that white guilt, and they'll
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take official positions of power in police departments and politics
wherever it may be, and they will in an effort
to try to cover up for the white guild, they
will do everything they can to demonize white people and
cover for any minority. So if it's a black eighteen
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year old, nineteen year old and seventeen year old who
beat somebody to death in the streets of New York City,
the media will refer to them as teens and move on.
Teens is always a dead giveaway. They never call it
teens when it's white people only. It's beyond the media.
This is pervasive everywhere, everywhere in our society. It has
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become acceptable to crap on white people, demonize white people,
discriminate against white people, over and over and over again.
It's really the acceptable mainstream form of racism in the
United States of America, in much the same way racism
against black people used to be pretty mainstream in this country.
Obviously mainstream, you could speak about it openly without really
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fear of any kind of public backlash. It is completely
flipped the other way, and now you can do that
against white people. Now you ask how to fight against it. Well, First,
they're always going to lie about everything, not just crime statistics.
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Evil people, dumb people, easily manipulated people will lie without end.
And if your goal in life is to get evil
people to stop lying, if that's what you want, you're
going to have a very frustrated life. If your goal
(03:35):
is to turn on CNN one day and not hear
things like that. Ryan Cole Jr. A thirty year old
white man from the DC suburbs, is if you want
that to stop, Jesse, how do I stop it? You're
going to be frustrated. Evil people are going to lie.
They are. Now, that doesn't mean you can't do anything.
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I was selling RV's before I started doing this job,
and you know everyone knows that by now I was
out of work trying to find something to pay the bills.
Found an advertisement on Craigslist for RV salesmen never sold
anything before, went showed up to my interview in a
suit and tie, and got hired. Ended up making a
(04:22):
pretty good living at it for a while. At one
point in this RV sales job, we were hunting hunting
for a new salesman and we found one. The guy
comes into the office and funny dude, great personality, kind
of guy. You want to go out have lunch with him,
You want to hang out on Friday, Hey, should we
go play golf? And a guy when you first meet him,
(04:48):
before you understand what you're dealing with, a guy who
had the most fascinating stories to tell about his life
and the most ridiculous things you could possibly imagine, but
sounded so cool. He was I'm not even kidding. At
one point he was a professional golfer. That's what he
had told us. Well, a minor league tour, of course,
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but he was a professional golfer, a professional ping pong player.
He had worked with the Border Patrol. When you first
meet him, it was so fascinating you couldn't get enough
of it. Wow, what a renaissance man. And then after
a while we all started to catch on. He's a
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compulsive liar. It's just like breathing for him. He didn't
actually do any of those things. He had been a
professional golfer, yet he went out golfing with us, and
we were all a bunch of hackers, and he wanted
any better than we were. He's just a liar. But
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with that knowledge came the power to tune him out.
You see you ask what you can do about all
the endless lies in the media. The pipe bomber was maga,
they're never going to stop lying. Ever, that's not who
these people are. Now. When they tell an outright lie
(06:12):
about you, you can sue. Remember I told you I
actually teased this last hour. I forgot to follow up
on it. Remember I told you what they did to me.
I've told you that story about the South Park Charlie
Kirk episode where they lampooned Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk
loved it, loved it, thought it was hilarious. And then
after Charlie Kirk died, south Park pulled that episode, and
(06:36):
I actually came on the radio and disagreed with it publicly.
I said, why I pulled the episode, Charlie loved it.
Leave it up there. It's totally fair. Disagreed with the move.
The New York Post printed a quote of mine. You
can go find it still, a quote of mine saying
South Park should pull the episode. That's not kind of
(07:00):
twisting my words. That's just completely coming up with a
lie out of out of whole cloth. They just invented us.
A quote assigned it to me. Well, then other major
publications like the Hollywood Reporter and I think it was Jahu.
Other major publications started printing articles. Conservative radio host Jesse
Kelly says South Park should print should pull the episode.
(07:22):
Conservative radio host Jesse Kelly says South Park should pull
the episode. Well, the New York Post finally pulled my
quote from the article after they realized it was a lie,
But by then every other news out that was quoting
the New York Post. You see, that's how they got
around it. As reported by The New York Post, Jesse
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Kelly said they should pull the episode. I never said,
I never even thought it. In fact, I disagree with it.
This is not about me. These people lie about everything
all the time, not tiny little eyes, big gigantic lie,
and they have no shame in it. And you will
never get them to stop violent, deadly insurrection on the
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capital nine months ago.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It was about white supremacy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In my view, what you You cannot stop evil people
from being evil. You're not going to stop compulsive liars
from telling lies. The only power you have is to
wake up and realize their liars and change the channel.
(08:30):
Maybe you come equipped with friends and family to shoot
down the lies. Have video ready. Do what you can,
but you're not going to get somebody on CNN to
stop lying. They believe lying is a necessary part of
the revolution. Just is what it is. Jesse. You're regularly
(08:52):
lecturing us not to nut the dessert, and yet you
were singing the praises of the delightful nutty crunch in
your neighbors m and roll concoction. Have you changed your
mind or admitting you're wrong? First, I don't admit that
I'm wrong. That would involve swallowing my pride and showing humility.
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That's the last thing you want to do. You stubbornly
hold your ground to the bitter end until you've lost
all credibility, family and friends, and then you can smile
in the knowledge that you never admitted you were wrong.
That's one two. I don't necessarily consider what he did
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nutting the dessert. Let me explain. Peanut butter is an excellent,
excellent dessert thing. There's nothing better than a good peanut
butter sauce on ice cream. In fact, it's better than
better than chocolate. I used to just go get a
scoop of jiff and dump it in a bowl of
vanilla ice cream and mix.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It all up.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Delicious. It's simple, right, Shut up, Chris, your white trash,
It's simple as delicious. The pecan nut concoction, it was.
He blended the things up into freaking dust and then
put them with I think it was butter and brown sugar.
They weren't nuts anymore. They were dust by that point
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in time. What I'm trying to get is this. This
is the lesson I want you to take from it.
The size of the nut matters. If the nut is
too big, it's gross. If the nut has been liquefied,
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you'll enjoy it. Right, Your dog will enjoy rough greens.
By the way, speaking of crushed into a fine powder,
you know nut greens is or nutgreens rough greens? Shut up, Corey.
Rough greens is a powder. You sprinkle the powder on
your dog's food. Your dog does not get vitamins, minerals, antioxidants,
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We'll be back. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. You can still email us.
We are live here Jesse at jesseclishow dot com. Let's
(12:05):
do some more of these. Hello Jesse. I'm a seventeen
year old dude who's thinking about joining the military. My
family life is a bit of a mess. I've been
struggling with purpose in this life, and I've felt God's
call to join, but I don't know what branch to
serve in. I don't want to do the Army. That's
the only one I'm sure of. I'm straight, so I
don't know how well i'd fit in the Air Force.
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I think the Navy's cool, but that's just so I
can work on aircraft carriers. I'm from Nebraska, so water
might not be the best choice. Finally, that leaves the Marines,
which I just don't know anything about, really wondering how
you chose what branch, how you told your family. Thanks
for answering. Please don't say my name. My dad might
listen and I don't talk to him. All right, So
(12:47):
first of all, brother, we'll say a prayer for your
family life. Just hope that gets worked out. And it's tough.
It's real tough when it's tough at home, so prayers
for that. I My story is, Look, you don't want
to follow in my shoes, Okay. I graduated high school.
(13:07):
I was a blow average student because I never went
to class. I just wanted to go hang out with
my friends and do stupid things. I then went to
college for a year because you go to go to college,
I believe that ridiculous line. And I got a zero
point zero grade point average my first semester of college. Right.
I then did the second semester where I did better
(13:28):
than that. Obviously, it's it's not hard to get better
than zero point zero. At the end of that year,
I did not like the man I saw in the mirror,
and I decided, I'm going to I'm going to change
my life. I'm not going to be a loser. I'm
not going to be a dirt ball. I'm going to
do something, something crazy, something drastic. Now. I have always
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loved and admired the military and veterans. I was that kid.
I was in the woods with my guns, sometimes toy guns.
As I got older, real guns, and I was Rambo.
I was this guy. That's how I grew up. That's
who I was. I've always loved it. When I was
stuck inside. You know what I was playing with G
I Joe. Do you remember g I Joe's the little
(14:13):
army man with the little planes and stuff like that.
That's what I did. And I've always admired the Marines.
One of my buddies, Matt's his name, I gonna give
his last name. His older brother, who was much older,
was a United States Marine, just a tough guy, stud
road and motorcycles. One of those dudes. Dudes. The ladies
loved him. And you when you were a young man,
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you look up to that guy and you think, man,
that's cool. So I had these little marine influences in
my life. I told you before the John Wayne movie
Sans of Ewo Jima also influenced it. The Marines. I
knew them to be kind of the tip of the spear,
toughest fighting for his greatest light infantry in the world,
that kind of thing, and I wanted to see. Look.
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I wasn't trying to just be in the middle terry.
I wanted to see what I was made of. I
wanted to see if I was tough enough, and if
I wasn't. I wanted them to make me so right,
so I didn't even chop around. Probably not the smartest
thing in the world. I walked right down and walked
right in the Marine Corps recruiter's office, and I said,
I'm signing up to be a marine. And he said, okay,
(15:18):
what job do you want? I said infantry And he said,
all right, well, let's slow down. Let's get you to
take the as VAB test, you know, the aptitude test,
so we can see what jobs you qualify for. You
never know what else may be out there. I took
the as VAB test. I'm sure I probably cheated or something,
because I killed it. On the as VAB test. I
got like an eighty seven low standards. That's right, Christ,
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I'd killed it on the ASVAB test. He says, okay, well,
you qualify for every job there is. Maybe you should
look at this book of jobs in the Marine Corps
because there might be something you like that like more.
And I said, no, infantry, I said, all right, So
that's what I did. That's why I did it, all right.
I wasn't one of these super brave uber patriots who
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joined after nine to eleven. I joined a year before
nine to eleven. Right, That's why I did it. And
if that's the kind of thing you were looking for,
do it. It's gonna suck, and in a way that
you'll look back on and smile. By the way, you
are going to go through misery and they're gonna make
it miserable on purpose. They're gonna make you hot, cold, tired, starving.
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They're going to make it suck. There are going to
be so many times where you look back and say
this or just you're you're experiencing right now, this sucks.
I ate this, and it'll be great for you if
that's what you're looking for, If you're just looking to
see the world or or get some better job training.
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All branches have wonderful stuff. And honestly, I make fun
of the air Force and the Navy and the Army,
but that's just because that's inner service fund. They're all
wonderful and they all offer for wonderful opportunities depending on
what you're looking for. You said you like aircraft carriers.
What's cooler than a freaking aircraft carrier? I've told everybody.
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I'm telling you again right now. Get your butt to Charleston,
South Carolina one day if you can, and go get
on the York Town. They have a World War II
aircraft carrier there that at least back in the day,
they would let you go down into the depths of it.
The depths one of the coolest freaking things ever. It's amazing.
If that's your thing, go join the Navy, man, go
see the world. There are opportunities with all of them.
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If you want the tough guy aspect of it, you
can join the Marines. Your equipment's gonna be worse, your
food's gonna be worse, your base is gonna be worse.
It is it is. When we were in Iraq, we
had these Army National Guard guys come in and we
were trying to train them so they didn't die, and
they were just not equipped. They had not had the training,
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and we were We couldn't believe our eyes at the
weapons and equipment they showed up with. We were full
time grunt Marines and their equipment was far superior to ours.
But maybe that appeals to you. Ready to appeal to me,
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about people in Congress. Next, get the Care for Rhinos
eight days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask doctor
(19:30):
Jesse Friday, let's get back to him. Shall Wait, Hey, Bronco,
I was listening to you talk about people resigning from Congress,
and one thing I'll never understand is why these individuals
aren't ashamed to blatantly make it all about them. Where
is the sense of duty? Jesse? Well, I don't want
(19:52):
to defend them, okay, And I'm not defending them because
I can't stand them. You know, I can't stand most politicians,
and I really hate when these Republicans resign early, slimming
our majority even more and screwing everything up, especially when
you're in the House of Representatives. It's only a two
year term. You can't tough out two years, so that
to blame me. I'm not defending them. However, let me
(20:16):
ask you something. Do you have a job if I
was your boss, and I came to you today and
I said, hey, you're fired. I found somebody who's going
to replace you. You are fired, You no longer work here.
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Would you be upset? Obviously? Of course? Of course concern
about money, of course, all these things. But wouldn't you
acknowledge and I'm the same way. Look, if a Premier
fires me today, I'm the exact same way. Wouldn't you
acknowledge that in that moment? Part of your anger is
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you felt a sense of entitlement for your job, to
your job. You think about it as if it's your job,
right beg it about me right here. We're so blessed
to be able to do this show. Can't believe how
big it's gotten. We're just screwing off here. But I
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feel like it's our show, right Chris, It's our show.
Who could do it better than us? Of course we
don't think anybody, which probably not true. There's all kinds
of talented people out there, but we don't think anybody could.
How could you fire me? That job belongs to me?
But this job doesn't belong to me. The airwaves don't
(21:46):
belong to me. Premiere Networks, they are kind enough to
allow me to use their network. But of course I
understand it's about money. It's not a charity, right. They
want they're interested in making money the show us to
make but I understand the reasons behind it. But I
do not own these airwaves. I have a sense of
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entitlement to something that doesn't actually belong to me. And
I have that sense of entitlement to it because I've
been doing it for long enough now I think, what
is it five years with Premieer. Now, I've been doing
it for long enough now that it has just become
ingrained in me that it's mine, belongs to me. My
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point when this comes to members of Congress and all
people is we want these people to be anti communist warriors,
fighting for us, fighting for what we care about, fighting
against the evil people. We want them to feel the
sense of duty we feel for them. We want them
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to feel that way, don't we I do too, Go
fight for me? What are you doing? And some But
once you've been there long enough, elected, re elected a
couple times, maybe the sense of duty gets a little
bit overshadowed with a sense of entitlement, meaning this is
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my seat in the House, this is my Senate seat,
it belongs to me. They don't go to work every
single day feeling blessed to be there. I'm so blessed
to have this opportunity to serve my country. Maybe, after
enough time, unless you guard yourself against it, maybe you
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start to feel like that seat belongs to you. It's
almost owed to you. And so when they do something
that you or I look at as violating their sense
of duty, not doing what's best for the country, we
get outraged. But maybe they don't feel that at all.
Maybe they don't. I think that. I think that's very,
(24:04):
very common. They feel entitled to their positions, and then
we have emails like this, hey shiny head, which is
not nice. My theory what is wrong with you, guys,
is the more you fart, the better hair you have.
I fart a lot, and I have a head of
hair that b K would envy. I've never heard you
(24:26):
fart on the air, and you're bald. Let it out.
I love the show What is wrong with You? What's
wrong with you? And no, that's not something Lord Willing
you're ever going to hear. But I'll tell you it's not.
I don't want to say it's some reoccurring fear some nightmare.
(24:46):
I have that that plagues me all the time. But
I've been doing radio now for seven years. Right, it'll
be what is it already? Seven? Chris? Are we gonna go?
Are we it's something like that next year or something
like whatever. It's gonna call it seven years? Seven years
not a long time. I admit that. Like I said,
I've lived a normal life most of my life and
(25:08):
this has never happened. But we are live here nationwide,
from New York to Hawaii. We are live. What do
you do if I have some sort of an emergency
that can't wait until the commercial break? Chris? We play
(25:34):
music the way, just like a just like rock music
or something like that, some elevator music. I guess do
you have this music? I have never asked you this.
I'm i as well ask you now in front of anybody.
Do you have this at the ready? I mean, how
do you know I'm not gonna have an emergency right now?
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine, But how do you
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know there's there's not gonna be a problem right now?
Can we play? Can we play funny stuff? If I
do it? We have a lot of funny stuff. Maybe
we should pull out the Maria Salazar thing again. Maybe
we play the Frido Brandido for him.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
A yay ya yai, I am the Fritto bandito yagy
I like Trinto stornchips.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I love them.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I do I want Printo scornchits. I'll get them from you.
I yi yai yi. Oh I amb frito buantito. Give
me Brito scornchips and I'll be your friend the Fritto bundito.
You must not up in munch munch, munch, a bunch
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of pritos.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Don't worry. I'm back. It's it's not it's it's nothing else,
all right, oh feeling, we'll say, I'm kidding. I'm totally fine.
It's never happened to me before. I I hope it
doesn't happen to me. Hey, Jesse, my wife has horder tendencies.
Our garage is full of her crap. I sympathize with
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your wife. Oh, I believe has falsely accused me of
being a hoarder, but there is some accuracy to it.
For instance, you know how you get things that you
have to assemble. You'll get a chair or a dress
or something like that you have to sit down screwdriver,
(27:22):
a couple of wrenches you have to assemble something. Everyone
has this, You know how they always send extra screws,
extra nuts and things like that with it. I never
throw those away. I can't throw them away. And every
time I keep them, I say to myself, what if
something goes wrong with this and I'll need the extra one? Now,
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I've never once needed the extra one, And the times
where I have, I've long lost where the specific one
for that goes right, I've lost it. It's gone yet.
I have a drawer in my garage. I bet I
have a hundred of these little the little packs of
the screws and things like that. I can't throw them away.
(28:08):
Cords I never throw away chords. We have a box
of chords. If you have some sort of OCD, it
would put you probably into some sort of a stressed
out coma if you look at the chords, AB will
find things of mine and just throw them away. I
don't know what this is. Maybe it's a cheapness. Chris,
do you have this? That's a good person to ask. What? No,
(28:33):
you go to home depot and buy the extras. Well,
I don't have to buy the extras, Chris, because I
have the other extras. Anyway, let's get back to politics,
talk about cell phones being tracking devices, people leaving their
dirt bag, countries and more. Next, Jesse Kelly returns. Next,
(28:53):
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
I remember, if you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
Before I get back to the emails, remember we keep
saying this whole Somali fraud crime ring in Minnesota's going
to keep getting worse and worse and worse and worse
(29:15):
and worse. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in
the two days her agency has been investigating the state,
they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Richard Gear, the actor, said this, the.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Bad guys exploit the illusion of differences. Do you really
think these refugees and immigrants are different than us?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration says in
the two days her agency has been investing getting the state,
they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
The bad guys exploit the illusion of differences. Do you
really think these refugees and immigrants are different than us?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Cultures are not equal, different cultures. They're all over the planet.
They're not all equal. Some are wonderful, some are disgusting
and awful and should be either removed from the planet
(30:48):
or kept to their own little dumps. European countries routinely
have to have classes for the incoming refuge males, teaching
them that rape is bad. The very idea of that
(31:09):
probably blows your mind, right, because obviously any abuse of
a woman is horrible, wretched, Let alone that there are
cultures all over the planet so disgusting and demonic that
males have to be seated and told please don't rape her.
(31:33):
It's actually wrong. No, we're not the same, No we're
not equal, and no you don't have to be acute,
don't You don't have to accept accusations of racism because
you don't want people from Somalia pillaging your country. They
(31:56):
practice female genital mutilation at a rate of over ninety
percent in that country. And what do their leaders do
when they get to our country and get into office.
Here's what they do.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
The mock crusty that we have. How can you help us,
you know, be a better country, build back what we
used to have?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Back us? How can you help us? As a she's
an elected representative in the United States of America. Hey,
what are you doing with that job?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
The mock crusty that we have? How can you help us,
you know, be a better country, build back what we
used to have back in a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
So hopefully, Uh, that's my favorite part I think of
the whole thing. How can you help us build back
to what we used to have a long time ago?
Because no one knows a time where Somalia was anything
but a disgusting dump. And she caught herself in that.
She got halfway through the sentence and realized, I better
not find a date, because there is no date where
anything's decent here. But what's she doing here? Got the
(33:00):
United States of America, got herself elected? Is she here
to make your community better, your state better, your country better?
Of course not. She's here to loot the.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Places that we have. How can you help us, you know,
be a better country, build back what we used to
have back in a long time ago, so hopefully back well.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
A while ago. It was a while ago. Hey see
arch and attack Survivor. You were talking about how cell
phones are tracking devices and know our every move. I
have a buddy who was on the back end of
a major cell phone carrier. He works in tracking and
all the cool stuff we were talking about. If I
(33:43):
were to commit a crime, I would leave my phone
at home so they couldn't track me. He said, Oh no,
if they suspect you of a crime and your phone
is at home, they have the technology to know your patterns.
For example, you normally scroll Facebook, Instagram for hours on end.
(34:05):
When you were suspected of committing that crime, your phone
wasn't being used. It goes deeper than just tracking you
with it in your pocket. I read this because it's true,
and I read this as a reminder to you because
the day may come where this information is important that
(34:26):
whenever you are online, whatever you're doing, wherever you are,
it is, that information is being collected. It is being collected,
and once it is collected, it can be tracked down
by law enforcement whenever they suspect you of something, whatever
(34:51):
you're doing. The information is already starting to come out
about this pipe bomber guy. Most of it's not even
from the government. Most of it is from private citizens
digging through publicly available information and finding, hey, did you
know back and twenty nineteen he was on this website
(35:12):
and had this username and posted this, and he's got
friends with this, and he said, it's something I've tried
to drive home to my sons because they're in that
teenage boy troll phase. That joke you crack with your
friend in the message board, now that's hilarious. One day
somebody who has it out for you, private citizen or otherwise,
(35:36):
tracks that information down and uses it to destroy their lives.
I don't think they're doing any of that, but we
had to have that conversation of be careful, remember everything
you do with that cell phone. That information is being gathered,
all right, and we don't know how they'll use it.
(35:57):
One day but I think we all understand the government
generally doesn't have your best interests at heart. I have
your best interests at heart. That's why I talk to
you about gold so often, precious metals. The stories you
read from the Great Depression or the Great Recession, or
any of these things, it's so heartbreaking, especially when it's
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older people who lose their retirement and you read these
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or visit Jesse likesgold dot com. All right, we still
have another hour left. People want to campaign to allow
women in the secret club that I'm starting. These people
fleeing their dirt bag countries. Can you be a Communist
and a Christian at the same time. Next
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