May 13, 2025 • 37 mins
Why a GOP majority gets nothing done. No one wants to be a street communist, they all want to move up to the elites and you can do that if you leave the street stuff in the streets. Prediction: Republicans are not going to repeal Obamacare or Planned Parenthood funding.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On almost called it a Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's not a Friday. Look, Chris, I'm in a Friday mood. Sorry,
you're in a Monday mood. But I'm in a Friday mood.
But it is Tuesday. A couple more things really quickly
on this divide between the left and tribalism and things
like that, and then we're gonna move on to talk
about some things Trump said in Saudi Arabia. Today, House
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Gop is telling bulb face lies, Joe Biden's media is
still lying emails, and so much more coming up this
hour on The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, remember this, Ashley
Allison is her name. I'm gonna make something crystal clear.
This lady used to work for Joe Biden. Now, before
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I get to Donald Trump and Saudi Arabia, think for
a moment about all the things Donald Trump does. Now,
I don't care whether you love him or hate him,
it doesn't matter. But think about just what you see,
the meetings and the flying, and think about all the
job of the American president. Jobs, of the American president.
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It's an intense job. Well, we didn't have a functional
adult as president for four years, so who ran the
country And how in the world could one man destroy
so much in four years. Allow me to introduce you
once again to Ashley Allison. She not only thinks this way,
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she was a former Biden's staffer. If you'd like to
know why the United States government turned unbelievably evil for
four years and did so much evil for four years,
it's because this was the president.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
The people who are native to that land deserve their
rightful land back. That is not what the Afrikaaners actually
want to have happened, which are the white Africans and
so who are not originally from Africa who colonize South Africa.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Also, you know the African National Congress, they put out
a statement about Trump taking in the Afrikaaners. It's just
a couple of paragraphs if you like to read it.
But I think maybe the most revealing part is right
here in the fourth paragraph where they say this quote.
What the instigators of this falsehood seek is not safety
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but impunity from transformation. They flee not from persecution but
from justice, equality. And this is the best part and
accountability for historic privilege. When you hear these people talk, I.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Don't know what's going to opinion in the future. I'm
saying to you, with not called for the killing of
white people, at least for now, I can't guarantee the future.
Especially think if things are going the way they are,
don't be a revolution in this country. I can tell
you now.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Do not think for a single second the American left
thinks any differently. And this is yet another reminder. Get
familiar with firearms. You are blessed to live in a
place where you can own them, train them, train with them.
And that's a really, really, really important thing. It is
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as uncomfortable as this maybe for you to understand. There
are people in this country who would happily butcher you.
They would so plan accordingly. Now Trump was over in
Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
They rolled out a.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Couple things for Trump's visit in Saudi Arabia. Now let's
just go over a couple of things about Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
First.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
First, you know how we talk about trillionaire. There might
be a trillionaire one day. There probably will be a
trillionaire one day. There are a lot of people very
smart people. People I know who tell me there already
are trillionaires. They're in Saudi Arabia. The Saudi Royal family,
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they believe, are trillionaires with the tea, just sitting on
an ocean of oil, just sitting on an ocean of money.
And the funny thing about that money is when you
have that much money and yet you don't have the
number of people the infrastructure to maintain. I'm not saying
it's a nothing country at all.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But you can do some crazy things with the money.
For instance, I have heard I've obviously never seen with
my own eyes, I have heard there are palaces over
there for the royal family where it is normal for
you to get around the palace on a scooter because
nobody will walk that far.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
An electric scooter. You get on into I'll mit you
in the living room, hold on, and you gotta take
your little scooter through.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Maybe if your peat boodh jede, you get your husband
to hop on the back and you just cruise over
to the living You get what I'm saying. Money, lots
of it, and people who automatically, people who come into
vast quantities of wealth will oftentimes do some really extravagant
and sometimes dumb things.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
With the wealth.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I saw my buddy Jack Pisovic actually said today about
the McDonald's truck thing, that new money always acts like.
This is what Jack said. I want to make sure
he gets credit for it, but it's so incredibly true.
They brought out a McDonald's truck for Trump. How do
you even how do you even come up with that beforehand?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I do you even know that was a thing? A
McDonald's truck, like irving McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then he gets there and they have all these
royal horses and whatnot escorting his vehicle. It was just
it was the most over the top thing in the
world because they're flushed with cash. Trump talked about a
lot of things over there. Iran was the main point
with that set.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Iran can have a much brighter future, but will never
allow American and its allies to be threatened with terrorism
or nuclear attack. The choices there is to make. We
really want them to be a successful country. We want
them to be a wonderful, safe, great country, but they
cannot have a nuclear weapon. This is an offer that
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will not last forever. The time is right now for
them to choose right now. We don't have a lot
of time to wait.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I got the sense with that and a lot of
other things, Trump said, I'll play a couple of them.
That we are. We are really at a tipping point
when it comes to Iran in war, and I don't
like this at all. The prospect of another war over
there just sickens me. In fact, it sickens every g
Watt veteran. I know, we've seen the failures, we know
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how this goes. But he was talking about this.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I believe it is God's job to sit in judgment.
My job to defend America and to promote the fundamental
interest of stability, prosperity, and peace. That's what I really
want to do. I will never hesitate to wield American
power if it's necessary to defend the United States or
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to help defend our allies. And there will be no
mercy for any foe who tries to do us or
them harm. We will have no mercy. They understand that.
That's why I've been pretty lucky. A lot of people think,
you know, he's looking to fight, He's looking to fight
and things get settled. It's an amazing thing when they
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really think you mean it, but we do. We have
the greatest military, the strongest military, stronger than any nobody's
even close. We have the best weapons in the world,
but we don't want to use them. If you threaten
America or our partners, however, then you'll be faced with
overwhelming strength and devastating for us. We have things that
you don't even know about, you don't hear about.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Sounds like a man that's known as rattling sabers if
you will a lot of this time.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm here today not merely to condemn the past chaos
of Iran's leaders, but to offer them a new path,
and a much better path, toward a far better and
more hopeful future. As I've shown repeatedly, I am willing
to end past conflicts and forge new partnerships for better
and more stable world, even of our differences may be
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very profound, which obviously they are in the case of Iran.
I have never believed in having permanent enemies. I am
different than a lot of people think. I don't like
permanent enemies, but sometimes you need enemies to do the job,
and you have to do it right. Enemies get you motivated.
In fact, some of the closest friends of the United
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States of America, nations we fought wars against in generation's past,
and now they're our friends and our allies.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, Well, it was a big saber rattling thing for Iran.
Remember the history here, and there's a lot of history here.
It's ugly, but Iran they fund terror our guys in
Iraq who were getting blown up. Remember we had that
initial invasion into Iraq, that's that I was part of.
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But it actually Iraq got worse after I left. When
I tell people it was part of the initial invasion,
you could normally normally get a lot of oh, like, wow,
you must have saw the worst of it, and yeah,
it was Look it wasn't. It wasn't pleasant by any
stretch of the imagination. But all that ied stuff that
came after me, why because Iran started training militants, providing
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material and training to militants to go into Iraq and
blow our guys up. There are a lot of brave
Americans who are now dead because of Iran, who are
now maimed because of Iran.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This is what they do.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That missile bomb we sent after Kasam SOULMANI remember that
under Trump's first presidency, yeah, that was in part a
response to what Iran had done to us in Iraq.
There's a lot of history here. Let's just hope it
doesn't turn into war. That's not a good thing for anybody.
Contrary to what anybody's telling you, Yet, another Middle Eastern
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war is not a positive thing. I believe Trump is
making these threats to avoid that, and that is a
good thing, and he should be credited for that. Enough
of all that nonsense. Let's talk about fistfighting a kangaroo
and do some emails. Before we do that, let me
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Speaker 1 (11:55):
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Speaker 2 (12:00):
Lly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Remember you can email the show.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Man died of blunt
force injuries at US Zoo after a suspected kangaroo fight.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Apparently, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Laughing because he's dead, all right, not laughing, he's dead.
It's serious. But apparently there was a kangaroo in an
enclosure at the Child's Petting Zoo, and apparently this dude
got in and duked it out with one. And my
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only point on this is, I don't know how much
you know about zoo's or animal farm places, but let
me give you a couple of little tidbits from the
Kelly household. We have traveled a lot as a family
because I was always working construction or driving across the
country looking for work.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was out of work.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I was this is the life that we've had as
a family. And not only is my wife an animal freak,
my boys love animals.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They're boys. So maybe maybe you have only been to
one or two zoos, or maybe you've never been to
a zoo.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
In your life, but allow me to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
There are levels of zoos you.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Can't possibly imagine. For instance, for instance, if I say zoo,
maybe you're picturing the famous San Diego Zoo. I've done
the San Diego Zoo. Did it with a couple of
little kids with the little double stroller, pushing them all
over the place. And I've done the San Diego Zoo,
love it, great place. I've done the Nashville Zoo, super
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underrated Nashville Zoo, great New York Central Park.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I've done all. We've done all the zoos, okay, But
there are sub level zoos.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
We went to a zoo once here in actually Texas.
Actually I've been to a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
In Texas.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
There was a zoo we went to where for a fee,
you could feed the alligators yourself, and I don't mean
holding out a stick with a chicken on it. They
would allow you to use your hand and hold out
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it was a drumstick. It was a raw drumstick, a
piece of chicken, hold out a drumstick and allow the
alligator to grab the chicken from your hand. Did I
do it, Chris? Of course I did it. That's beside
the point. You shouldn't allow people to do that. Just
because I did it doesn't mean anyone else to do it. Yes,
I did it. We went to a zoo one time.
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We didn't know who to report this to, but some
of the animals were or injured and nobody was caring
for them.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And it wasn't even a zoo. It was somebody's backyard
where they had fenced in.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
A couple different areas. We went to this one and
this was in the San Antonio area. This one snake farm.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was soda.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'm sure everyone's gonna blow up their website now looking
for the place.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
One of the.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Greatest scariest things I've ever done in my life. It
was somebody's like three bedroom house that they had converted
into a quote snake farm, and they had the deadliest
snakes in the world, and they had them by rank,
black mamba and tai pans and everything else, and they
weren't even.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Look It was awful.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
To be honest with you, I like when predators are
allowed to roam, and I said all this, and I
hate zoos because I like when animals are allowed to roam.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I really love animals too.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But you could get They had black mamas, just like
in a big tub, and you could sit there and
stare at it, get right next to it. The fact
that there's a zoo and South Carolina that would facilitate
a kangaroo boxing match is not surprising to me in
the least. This is an article from the UK. Maybe
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it's surprising to you people, not to me. I have
traveled the roads of this country and I have seen
zoos like you can't possibly imagine. Hey, Jesse, you were
right about drug pricing problems. The companies have negotiated with
other nations for cheap prices. They sold the American public
that we must avoid price limits to keep a free
market in medical research. Going years ago, my doctor sent
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me to Universal drug Store in Canada. I could easily
order my drugs from them at a third of the
cost a third of the cost. Love the show says
her name is Diane, look like I said about the
drug pricing because of that pharmaceutical executive order. Me personally,
I don't believe in price controls. Me personally, I don't
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want the President or the Congress or anybody to look
at an industry and say, you stop doing this.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You have to do that. You sell this at that,
you don't sell this at that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And because that's my instinct, when the President signs an
executive order saying hey, you can't rip us off anymore,
immediately your first instinct is WHOA, wait a minute, Maybe
that's overstepping his authority, But hold on, we already had
price controls and we were getting screwed. Don't think whatever,
whether you love the executive order or not is really
not important.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You can hate it. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But don't think for a second that the pharmaceutical industry
is the free market in this country. It's anything but
the free market. They have partnered with the federal government
to fleece the American taxpayer and make a fortune. And
I realized pharmaceuticals have changed lives and saved lives. I'm
not anti all pharmaceuticals, contrary to what people think. But
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that huge cartel is partnered with the government. It's the
furthest thing from a free market.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
All right, let's talk about the DNC.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
David Hog is out, maybe some more emails before we
do that, let me talk to you about switching up
your cell phone service, because your cell phone service is garbage.
I mean, the service itself is probably fine, but Verizon
is a garbage company. They're horrible at and T T Mobile.
Besides the education system, Corporate America is the most damaging
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thing the Communists have ever taken over in this country.
They realize that they could get into those board rooms
and they could use all that corporate money against you
and your values in your country.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And they did it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And Verizon, AT and T and T Mobile have been
willing participants in that. Pure Talk never did. Pure Talk
said thanks, but no thanks.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We love America.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
And pure Talk does this for half the cost. Our
bill got cut in half when we switched from T
Mobile to Pure Talk. We didn't lose coverage at all.
They're on the same five G network right now. They're
giving out brand new smartphones, brand new Samsung Galaxy for
thirty five bucks a month. Qualifying plans start at thirty
five bucks a month and that gets you a free
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phone switch.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Pick up your.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
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Speaker 5 (19:23):
Catch up.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Jessekellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Member, you can download the show
iHeart Spotify iTunes. So you know how much I hate
to do this. You know how much it pains me
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to sit here and talk about me being right about something,
telling you something, making a prediction about something in it
turning out to be true. That pains the oracle when
I have to do that. But sadly I'm gonna have
to do that once again.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You see, Remember.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All the times that we've talked about street communists versus
elite communists. How now and forever, there have always been
two different divisions. There are the people who actually have power,
the politicians and media people and rich people and the
professors of the elite power. They're the ones that actually
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have the power.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
And then there are.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
The true believers, the activists, the street animals, if you will,
the people you see dancing naked in the streets. Those
are the street communists the street animals. They both serve
a purpose. The elites want something destroyed or agitation done,
they call on the streets, and the streets do it.
The streets then, of course, need legal protection, and the
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elites provided. It's this really gross thing. But all human beings, you, me,
and everybody, all human beings enjoy the finer things in life.
Everybody does at some point in time. You don't want
to eat at Long John Silver anymore. You want to
eat at Red Lobster. Do you want to.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Upgrade at some point in time. That's just human nature.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Maybe you'll get to do that, maybe you won't. Not
that there's anything wrong with Long John Silver, but at
some point you want to upgrade. Street animals they don't
want to be street animals. They're usually stupid, they're usually
mentally ill and stupid. Lots of times they're on drugs,
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horrible family life, just basically savages, and they don't want
to be yelling and screaming and throwing bricks and doing
all this other stuff with the stupid signs. I told
you about that time I went to this court protest
of Brett Kavanaugh, and they had some young lady up
there without a top on, freaking no top on in public,
and all kinds of drawing, weird drawing all over herself,
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and she just stood there like a statue the whole time.
And I remember thinking about how sad that was as
I sat there staring at her, and I remember thinking
to myself, that has to be the most miserable human being.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
She just looked miserable.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
So street animals are miserable, and they don't They don't
want to be street animals forever, if possible. They want
to graduate into the elite circles, where the food gets better,
the hotels go from being two star to five star,
the clothes get more comfortable, first class air travel, people.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Know your name.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
They want to make the transition, and they're allowed.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
To with one little caveat You see, the elites are
not actually there for communism. Communism is just a vehicle
they use to get more power. They're not true believers.
John Carry, as much as he may claim, he doesn't
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actually believe the climate is changing on the planet, otherwise
he wouldn't fly private.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
He doesn't believe it at all. He knows that's a good.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Way to get more money in power. You see, you
are allowed as a street animal, as a savage, you
are allowed to come into elite circles, but you can't
come with everything you currently have, meaning the barbaric, animalistic
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things about you. They have to be left behind. And
if they're not left behind, then what's gonna happen is
you're gonna cause problems for the elites and that they
will never ever tolerate. The example we've used all the
time because it's the greatest one and it's one I predicted.
I told you it was coming was Jamal Bowman, congressman
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from New York. He's a lifelong street animal.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's what he always did.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Just animal, this animal Dad's street activism, Daoul all that stuff,
gets gets enough to support, gets enough support to run
for Congress, runs for Congress, gets elected, good for you,
makes the transition no more street animal.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You get to be a member of Congress.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
But it can't help himself. He's a barbarian and so
when there's a vote you don't like in the House
of Representatives, Jamal Bowman did.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
The kind of things he did his entire life.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
You just go break a law or do something crazy
because that's what you are, You're an animal. He went
and he pulled the fire alarm on camera, and it
was so bad for Democrats. A Keem Jeffries, poor Akiem
Jeffries had to pull him in and scold him for
two or three hours. The reports are and to what
are you doing? But Jamal Bowman didn't stop there. He
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couldn't help himself, screaming into the camera kill all the
Jews and all the other crazy crap that came out
of his mouth. He caused problems for the elites. Now
you know where Jamal Bowman isn't anymore. He's not in
Congress because the street animals are never ever ever allowed
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to make trouble for the elites.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Which brings us to another one I.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Told you was coming, David Hogg. David Hogg parlayed that
horrible school shooting in Parkland in Florida. He parlayed that
into a pretty decent career as a street animal gun
grabbing NERD was all over the television every single thing.
You should definitely give him off for your gun all
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the time. Ended up getting the Harvard education out of
the whole thing. Despite the factories of moron like I
am and then David Hogg started to sniff around about
the good life. Time to get off these streets, time
to get in with the d NC. You know, if
you're a big shot at the DNC or the RNC,
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that's a really nice life. Not only do you make
a nice salary. Let me tell you, you're probably flying
private lots at the time. Private jets, fancy planes, fancy fundraisers.
David Hogg finally got off those streets and.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Put on a nice suit, but he just couldn't help himself.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
David Hogg went on television and started calling for the
primary of Democrat members of Congress who weren't far left enough.
And now, well here it is well.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
The Democratic National Committee is engulfed in all sorts of
drama over who should lead the party, even though this
matter was thought to be decided months ago. Overnight, the
DNC took steps towards invalidating the elections of two vice chairs,
who some people believe were improperly chosen over concerns the
internal elections did not follow proper parliamentary procedures. As of now,
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both Malcolm Kinyata and David Hogg remade vice chairs, but
it's looking likely they'll have to run for their positions again.
DNC members will have to vote on what to do next.
Hogg says the attempt to nullify the elections is a
not so subtle way to punish him after he vowed
at primary. Some incumbent Democrats, through another organization.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That he leads, DNC panel votes to void David Hogg's
election as Democratic Vice chair. David Hogg, I understand that
it would probably be three hours of misery for you.
It's three hours of fun for us, but it would
probably be three hours of misery for you. But David,
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if you're listening, sir, you should really listen to the
Jesse Kelly Show. You would have known this was coming. Look,
it might even raise your team levels a little bit too,
for one, but you should really listen to the Jesse
Kelly Show. I'm not saying you're going to agree with me,
but just politically, you would have heard my words and
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you would have known it was coming for you. And
let this be a lesson to every one of U
street animals who hate listens to the show and sends
in your death rats, I'm coming to kill you. I'm
going to cut your head off and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, it every okay.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
They're never going to let you into the elite circles
if you don't stop being an animal.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Just a heads up.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I know you think they're your friends. They think you're
an animal, and they're going to demand you civilized before
you come in. Otherwise you'll be sitting next to David
and Jamal in the unemployment line. Just little heads up. Now,
let's talk about the GOP lying to us again in emails.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Next? Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he
think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Don't forget.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot
com and we'll get to those email in a second.
But look, there comes a point in time where I'm
going to ask you to stop lying to me, even
if the truth is ugly not something I want to hear.
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I'm ready for you to stop lying to me. And
this is about Republicans.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
In the House, in the Senate.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I remember, I remember it like it was yesterday because
I was a young, very angry man fresh out of
the Marine Corps. Decided to run for Congress because I
was mad at Barack Obama. And I remember after Obama
passed Obamacare, that goopeer after gopier would tell me till
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they were blue in the face that they were going
to repeal a Obamacare. And it was not one election cycle.
Keep in mind for you kids who maybe weren't old
enough to remember, every two years, I think every Republican
in the United States of America would run, we're going
to repeal Obamacare. We're going to take back the House,
and we're going to repeal Obamacare. And then the craziest
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thing happened. The GOP took back the House, but we
didn't have the Senate, right or no, no, no, we took
back to Yeah, we took back the House, and we
didn't have the presidency because Barack Obama was still there.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And so the GOP House kept passing these bills to
repeal Obamacare.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Now, obviously Barack Obama is not going to sign a
repeal of his signature law. So Obama simply kept vetoing
every one of these things. I think it was seven times,
if I remember right, they kept trying to repeal Obamacare.
We're going to repeal Obamacare. We're going to and then
all of our Senate candidates would do the same thing.
We're going to repeal Obamacare, and we're going to repeal.
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Elect me will repeal Obamacare. And then finally, finally, twenty
sixteen came them all and Donald Trump shocked the world.
He won the election against Hillary Clinton against all odds.
Every poll said he was going to lose, and Donald
Trump won the election. And so we're sitting there post election,
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and we have the House, and we have the Senate,
and we have Donald Trump, and I'm thinking to myself, whoa,
We're going to repeal Obamacare. Man, what a child I
was back then promptly fails in the Senate. They couldn't
even agree on a full repeal. They couldn't even get
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a skinny repeal through. So the GOP falsely promised forever
they were going to repeal it, and as soon as
they had the power to repeal it, they refused to
repeal it, which brings me, of course, to this. This
is the headline from Life Set House. GOP unveils plan, unveils, unveils,
unveils whatever veal is delicious, unveils Chris, can you people
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eat veal.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You can't. Maybe don't you think maybe you should find
out like a veal? What do you mean it sucks?
It's not gamy. What kind of veal have you had?
Via is delicious?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I haven't had it in ages, but I remember it
being really, really good, a veal parmesan or something. Yes,
it's a baby cow. I don't like to think about that. Chris,
you can eat it. I figured you people can't anyway.
Unveils not unveils, Chris, don't get hungry. The GOP house
unveils a plan to defund planned parenthood. To quote my father,
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if I had a nickel for every time the GOP
promised the defund planned parenthood, I would be a wealthy man.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
So Chris, go ahead and write this one down, buddy.
I am telling.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
You right now, the Republicans are not going to defund
planned parenthood. Maybe you're sitting there screaming why not. They
have the House, they have the Senate, Trump will sign it. Trump.
You are correct about all those things. But what here's
what you may be incorrect about is thinking the GOP
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as a whole. Some of them are, but thinking the
GOP as a whole is the opposition party. As I
have told you time in time in time again, there
is a relatively small and getting smaller, a small cabal
of Republicans in the House and the Senate. And they
don't see themselves at all as being the opposition party.
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They see themselves as being the controlled opposition, and they
will pretend until they're blue in the face, so you'll
keep electing them. And every time they come back to
the district, and every time they have a town hall
or run a commercial, they will tell you that they're
gonna repeal Obamacare, and they're gonna defund plan here planned Parenthood.
We're gonna get all this stuff done for you. And
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then when the moment comes to actually do it, they
will never actually do it. In fact, they will stop
it from being done. The Republicans and the House of
Representatives are not going to defund Planned Parenthood. And if
they happen to defund Planned Parenthood, the Republicans in the
United States Senate will stop the defunding of Planned Parenthood.
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Write that down, take a picture of it, Chris, make
sure you make a special note of it, because I
don't care what they're promising.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I'm done believing these lies.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I know what is campaign material and what is actually true.
And I hear a whole lot of bark from Republicans
every single time they run for office about it. How
many times you watched a commercial. He's a fighter, He'll
get back there and fight for us. He's a real fighter.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
And then all.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You weakling little losers go back to Washington, d C.
And get curb stomped by all the communists back there. Well,
I mean, I'm going to have to do that. I
need more campaign donations. I want him to like me.
I'm not really sure he told me this was important.
Sorry if I sound cynical, but planned parenthood abortion essentially
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is going to be funded by you and me for
a very long time until we start getting more involved
in primaries and start electing people in primaries primaries who
will actually do what they say, and when one of
them screws us over and they will, then we primary
them and find someone else, and that if they screw
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us over.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
We primary them too. When go peers in the House
and Senate live in mortal fear of a primary, when
they live in mortal fear of you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Then we will actually start to oppose communism in this country.
Until then we're stuck with empty promises like this garbage. There,
I got that off my chest. We'll talk about some
of the Biden stuff and we will get to emails
and other things in just a moment before we get
to those things. Speaking of abortion, if we have to
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fund it, at least we can oppose it as well.
That's what preborn is. That's what preborn does. The government's
going to steal your money and they're going to send
it to Planned parenthood. Why don't you take twenty eight
bucks right now and send it to preborn and save
a life. It's tax deductible. Consider it a way of
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balancing things out. Tax deductible. Preborn gives free ultrasounds to
women who are about to abort their babies free ultrasounds.
When a woman hears that heartbeat, she chooses life almost
every time. All you have to do is go to
preborn dot com slash jesse preborn dot com slash jesse.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
We'll be back
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On almost called it a Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's not a Friday. Look, Chris, I'm in a Friday mood. Sorry,
you're in a Monday mood. But I'm in a Friday mood.
But it is Tuesday. A couple more things really quickly
on this divide between the left and tribalism and things
like that, and then we're gonna move on to talk
about some things Trump said in Saudi Arabia. Today, House
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Gop is telling bulb face lies, Joe Biden's media is
still lying emails, and so much more coming up this
hour on The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, remember this, Ashley
Allison is her name. I'm gonna make something crystal clear.
This lady used to work for Joe Biden. Now, before
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I get to Donald Trump and Saudi Arabia, think for
a moment about all the things Donald Trump does. Now,
I don't care whether you love him or hate him,
it doesn't matter. But think about just what you see,
the meetings and the flying, and think about all the
job of the American president. Jobs, of the American president.
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It's an intense job. Well, we didn't have a functional
adult as president for four years, so who ran the
country And how in the world could one man destroy
so much in four years. Allow me to introduce you
once again to Ashley Allison. She not only thinks this way,
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she was a former Biden's staffer. If you'd like to
know why the United States government turned unbelievably evil for
four years and did so much evil for four years,
it's because this was the president.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
The people who are native to that land deserve their
rightful land back. That is not what the Afrikaaners actually
want to have happened, which are the white Africans and
so who are not originally from Africa who colonize South Africa.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Also, you know the African National Congress, they put out
a statement about Trump taking in the Afrikaaners. It's just
a couple of paragraphs if you like to read it.
But I think maybe the most revealing part is right
here in the fourth paragraph where they say this quote.
What the instigators of this falsehood seek is not safety
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but impunity from transformation. They flee not from persecution but
from justice, equality. And this is the best part and
accountability for historic privilege. When you hear these people talk, I.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Don't know what's going to opinion in the future. I'm
saying to you, with not called for the killing of
white people, at least for now, I can't guarantee the future.
Especially think if things are going the way they are,
don't be a revolution in this country. I can tell
you now.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Do not think for a single second the American left
thinks any differently. And this is yet another reminder. Get
familiar with firearms. You are blessed to live in a
place where you can own them, train them, train with them.
And that's a really, really, really important thing. It is
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as uncomfortable as this maybe for you to understand. There
are people in this country who would happily butcher you.
They would so plan accordingly. Now Trump was over in
Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
They rolled out a.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Couple things for Trump's visit in Saudi Arabia. Now let's
just go over a couple of things about Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
First.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
First, you know how we talk about trillionaire. There might
be a trillionaire one day. There probably will be a
trillionaire one day. There are a lot of people very
smart people. People I know who tell me there already
are trillionaires. They're in Saudi Arabia. The Saudi Royal family,
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they believe, are trillionaires with the tea, just sitting on
an ocean of oil, just sitting on an ocean of money.
And the funny thing about that money is when you
have that much money and yet you don't have the
number of people the infrastructure to maintain. I'm not saying
it's a nothing country at all.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But you can do some crazy things with the money.
For instance, I have heard I've obviously never seen with
my own eyes, I have heard there are palaces over
there for the royal family where it is normal for
you to get around the palace on a scooter because
nobody will walk that far.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
An electric scooter. You get on into I'll mit you
in the living room, hold on, and you gotta take
your little scooter through.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Maybe if your peat boodh jede, you get your husband
to hop on the back and you just cruise over
to the living You get what I'm saying. Money, lots
of it, and people who automatically, people who come into
vast quantities of wealth will oftentimes do some really extravagant
and sometimes dumb things.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
With the wealth.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I saw my buddy Jack Pisovic actually said today about
the McDonald's truck thing, that new money always acts like.
This is what Jack said. I want to make sure
he gets credit for it, but it's so incredibly true.
They brought out a McDonald's truck for Trump. How do
you even how do you even come up with that beforehand?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I do you even know that was a thing? A
McDonald's truck, like irving McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then he gets there and they have all these
royal horses and whatnot escorting his vehicle. It was just
it was the most over the top thing in the
world because they're flushed with cash. Trump talked about a
lot of things over there. Iran was the main point
with that set.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Iran can have a much brighter future, but will never
allow American and its allies to be threatened with terrorism
or nuclear attack. The choices there is to make. We
really want them to be a successful country. We want
them to be a wonderful, safe, great country, but they
cannot have a nuclear weapon. This is an offer that
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will not last forever. The time is right now for
them to choose right now. We don't have a lot
of time to wait.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I got the sense with that and a lot of
other things, Trump said, I'll play a couple of them.
That we are. We are really at a tipping point
when it comes to Iran in war, and I don't
like this at all. The prospect of another war over
there just sickens me. In fact, it sickens every g
Watt veteran. I know, we've seen the failures, we know
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how this goes. But he was talking about this.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I believe it is God's job to sit in judgment.
My job to defend America and to promote the fundamental
interest of stability, prosperity, and peace. That's what I really
want to do. I will never hesitate to wield American
power if it's necessary to defend the United States or
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to help defend our allies. And there will be no
mercy for any foe who tries to do us or
them harm. We will have no mercy. They understand that.
That's why I've been pretty lucky. A lot of people think,
you know, he's looking to fight, He's looking to fight
and things get settled. It's an amazing thing when they
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really think you mean it, but we do. We have
the greatest military, the strongest military, stronger than any nobody's
even close. We have the best weapons in the world,
but we don't want to use them. If you threaten
America or our partners, however, then you'll be faced with
overwhelming strength and devastating for us. We have things that
you don't even know about, you don't hear about.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Sounds like a man that's known as rattling sabers if
you will a lot of this time.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm here today not merely to condemn the past chaos
of Iran's leaders, but to offer them a new path,
and a much better path, toward a far better and
more hopeful future. As I've shown repeatedly, I am willing
to end past conflicts and forge new partnerships for better
and more stable world, even of our differences may be
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very profound, which obviously they are in the case of Iran.
I have never believed in having permanent enemies. I am
different than a lot of people think. I don't like
permanent enemies, but sometimes you need enemies to do the job,
and you have to do it right. Enemies get you motivated.
In fact, some of the closest friends of the United
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States of America, nations we fought wars against in generation's past,
and now they're our friends and our allies.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, Well, it was a big saber rattling thing for Iran.
Remember the history here, and there's a lot of history here.
It's ugly, but Iran they fund terror our guys in
Iraq who were getting blown up. Remember we had that
initial invasion into Iraq, that's that I was part of.
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But it actually Iraq got worse after I left. When
I tell people it was part of the initial invasion,
you could normally normally get a lot of oh, like, wow,
you must have saw the worst of it, and yeah,
it was Look it wasn't. It wasn't pleasant by any
stretch of the imagination. But all that ied stuff that
came after me, why because Iran started training militants, providing
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material and training to militants to go into Iraq and
blow our guys up. There are a lot of brave
Americans who are now dead because of Iran, who are
now maimed because of Iran.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This is what they do.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That missile bomb we sent after Kasam SOULMANI remember that
under Trump's first presidency, yeah, that was in part a
response to what Iran had done to us in Iraq.
There's a lot of history here. Let's just hope it
doesn't turn into war. That's not a good thing for anybody.
Contrary to what anybody's telling you, Yet, another Middle Eastern
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war is not a positive thing. I believe Trump is
making these threats to avoid that, and that is a
good thing, and he should be credited for that. Enough
of all that nonsense. Let's talk about fistfighting a kangaroo
and do some emails. Before we do that, let me
talk to you about relief factor, because man, are you
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Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just try it. We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Lly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Remember you can email the show.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Man died of blunt
force injuries at US Zoo after a suspected kangaroo fight.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Apparently, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Laughing because he's dead, all right, not laughing, he's dead.
It's serious. But apparently there was a kangaroo in an
enclosure at the Child's Petting Zoo, and apparently this dude
got in and duked it out with one. And my
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only point on this is, I don't know how much
you know about zoo's or animal farm places, but let
me give you a couple of little tidbits from the
Kelly household. We have traveled a lot as a family
because I was always working construction or driving across the
country looking for work.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was out of work.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I was this is the life that we've had as
a family. And not only is my wife an animal freak,
my boys love animals.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They're boys. So maybe maybe you have only been to
one or two zoos, or maybe you've never been to
a zoo.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
In your life, but allow me to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
There are levels of zoos you.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Can't possibly imagine. For instance, for instance, if I say zoo,
maybe you're picturing the famous San Diego Zoo. I've done
the San Diego Zoo. Did it with a couple of
little kids with the little double stroller, pushing them all
over the place. And I've done the San Diego Zoo,
love it, great place. I've done the Nashville Zoo, super
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underrated Nashville Zoo, great New York Central Park.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I've done all. We've done all the zoos, okay, But
there are sub level zoos.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
We went to a zoo once here in actually Texas.
Actually I've been to a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
In Texas.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
There was a zoo we went to where for a fee,
you could feed the alligators yourself, and I don't mean
holding out a stick with a chicken on it. They
would allow you to use your hand and hold out
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it was a drumstick. It was a raw drumstick, a
piece of chicken, hold out a drumstick and allow the
alligator to grab the chicken from your hand. Did I
do it, Chris? Of course I did it. That's beside
the point. You shouldn't allow people to do that. Just
because I did it doesn't mean anyone else to do it. Yes,
I did it. We went to a zoo one time.
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We didn't know who to report this to, but some
of the animals were or injured and nobody was caring
for them.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And it wasn't even a zoo. It was somebody's backyard
where they had fenced in.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
A couple different areas. We went to this one and
this was in the San Antonio area. This one snake farm.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was soda.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'm sure everyone's gonna blow up their website now looking
for the place.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
One of the.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Greatest scariest things I've ever done in my life. It
was somebody's like three bedroom house that they had converted
into a quote snake farm, and they had the deadliest
snakes in the world, and they had them by rank,
black mamba and tai pans and everything else, and they
weren't even.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Look It was awful.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
To be honest with you, I like when predators are
allowed to roam, and I said all this, and I
hate zoos because I like when animals are allowed to roam.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I really love animals too.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But you could get They had black mamas, just like
in a big tub, and you could sit there and
stare at it, get right next to it. The fact
that there's a zoo and South Carolina that would facilitate
a kangaroo boxing match is not surprising to me in
the least. This is an article from the UK. Maybe
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it's surprising to you people, not to me. I have
traveled the roads of this country and I have seen
zoos like you can't possibly imagine. Hey, Jesse, you were
right about drug pricing problems. The companies have negotiated with
other nations for cheap prices. They sold the American public
that we must avoid price limits to keep a free
market in medical research. Going years ago, my doctor sent
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me to Universal drug Store in Canada. I could easily
order my drugs from them at a third of the
cost a third of the cost. Love the show says
her name is Diane, look like I said about the
drug pricing because of that pharmaceutical executive order. Me personally,
I don't believe in price controls. Me personally, I don't
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want the President or the Congress or anybody to look
at an industry and say, you stop doing this.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You have to do that. You sell this at that,
you don't sell this at that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And because that's my instinct, when the President signs an
executive order saying hey, you can't rip us off anymore,
immediately your first instinct is WHOA, wait a minute, Maybe
that's overstepping his authority, But hold on, we already had
price controls and we were getting screwed. Don't think whatever,
whether you love the executive order or not is really
not important.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You can hate it. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But don't think for a second that the pharmaceutical industry
is the free market in this country. It's anything but
the free market. They have partnered with the federal government
to fleece the American taxpayer and make a fortune. And
I realized pharmaceuticals have changed lives and saved lives. I'm
not anti all pharmaceuticals, contrary to what people think. But
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that huge cartel is partnered with the government. It's the
furthest thing from a free market.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
All right, let's talk about the DNC.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
David Hog is out, maybe some more emails before we
do that, let me talk to you about switching up
your cell phone service, because your cell phone service is garbage.
I mean, the service itself is probably fine, but Verizon
is a garbage company. They're horrible at and T T Mobile.
Besides the education system, Corporate America is the most damaging
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thing the Communists have ever taken over in this country.
They realize that they could get into those board rooms
and they could use all that corporate money against you
and your values in your country.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And they did it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And Verizon, AT and T and T Mobile have been
willing participants in that. Pure Talk never did. Pure Talk
said thanks, but no thanks.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We love America.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
And pure Talk does this for half the cost. Our
bill got cut in half when we switched from T
Mobile to Pure Talk. We didn't lose coverage at all.
They're on the same five G network right now. They're
giving out brand new smartphones, brand new Samsung Galaxy for
thirty five bucks a month. Qualifying plans start at thirty
five bucks a month and that gets you a free
(19:07):
phone switch.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Pick up your.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Phone dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly
pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Catch up.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Jessekellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Member, you can download the show
iHeart Spotify iTunes. So you know how much I hate
to do this. You know how much it pains me
(19:49):
to sit here and talk about me being right about something,
telling you something, making a prediction about something in it
turning out to be true. That pains the oracle when
I have to do that. But sadly I'm gonna have
to do that once again.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You see, Remember.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All the times that we've talked about street communists versus
elite communists. How now and forever, there have always been
two different divisions. There are the people who actually have power,
the politicians and media people and rich people and the
professors of the elite power. They're the ones that actually
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have the power.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
And then there are.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
The true believers, the activists, the street animals, if you will,
the people you see dancing naked in the streets. Those
are the street communists the street animals. They both serve
a purpose. The elites want something destroyed or agitation done,
they call on the streets, and the streets do it.
The streets then, of course, need legal protection, and the
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elites provided. It's this really gross thing. But all human beings, you, me,
and everybody, all human beings enjoy the finer things in life.
Everybody does at some point in time. You don't want
to eat at Long John Silver anymore. You want to
eat at Red Lobster. Do you want to.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Upgrade at some point in time. That's just human nature.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Maybe you'll get to do that, maybe you won't. Not
that there's anything wrong with Long John Silver, but at
some point you want to upgrade. Street animals they don't
want to be street animals. They're usually stupid, they're usually
mentally ill and stupid. Lots of times they're on drugs,
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horrible family life, just basically savages, and they don't want
to be yelling and screaming and throwing bricks and doing
all this other stuff with the stupid signs. I told
you about that time I went to this court protest
of Brett Kavanaugh, and they had some young lady up
there without a top on, freaking no top on in public,
and all kinds of drawing, weird drawing all over herself,
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and she just stood there like a statue the whole time.
And I remember thinking about how sad that was as
I sat there staring at her, and I remember thinking
to myself, that has to be the most miserable human being.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
She just looked miserable.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
So street animals are miserable, and they don't They don't
want to be street animals forever, if possible. They want
to graduate into the elite circles, where the food gets better,
the hotels go from being two star to five star,
the clothes get more comfortable, first class air travel, people.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Know your name.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
They want to make the transition, and they're allowed.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
To with one little caveat You see, the elites are
not actually there for communism. Communism is just a vehicle
they use to get more power. They're not true believers.
John Carry, as much as he may claim, he doesn't
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actually believe the climate is changing on the planet, otherwise
he wouldn't fly private.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
He doesn't believe it at all. He knows that's a good.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Way to get more money in power. You see, you
are allowed as a street animal, as a savage, you
are allowed to come into elite circles, but you can't
come with everything you currently have, meaning the barbaric, animalistic
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things about you. They have to be left behind. And
if they're not left behind, then what's gonna happen is
you're gonna cause problems for the elites and that they
will never ever tolerate. The example we've used all the
time because it's the greatest one and it's one I predicted.
I told you it was coming was Jamal Bowman, congressman
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from New York. He's a lifelong street animal.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's what he always did.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Just animal, this animal Dad's street activism, Daoul all that stuff,
gets gets enough to support, gets enough support to run
for Congress, runs for Congress, gets elected, good for you,
makes the transition no more street animal.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You get to be a member of Congress.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
But it can't help himself. He's a barbarian and so
when there's a vote you don't like in the House
of Representatives, Jamal Bowman did.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
The kind of things he did his entire life.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
You just go break a law or do something crazy
because that's what you are, You're an animal. He went
and he pulled the fire alarm on camera, and it
was so bad for Democrats. A Keem Jeffries, poor Akiem
Jeffries had to pull him in and scold him for
two or three hours. The reports are and to what
are you doing? But Jamal Bowman didn't stop there. He
(25:03):
couldn't help himself, screaming into the camera kill all the
Jews and all the other crazy crap that came out
of his mouth. He caused problems for the elites. Now
you know where Jamal Bowman isn't anymore. He's not in
Congress because the street animals are never ever ever allowed
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to make trouble for the elites.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Which brings us to another one I.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Told you was coming, David Hogg. David Hogg parlayed that
horrible school shooting in Parkland in Florida. He parlayed that
into a pretty decent career as a street animal gun
grabbing NERD was all over the television every single thing.
You should definitely give him off for your gun all
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the time. Ended up getting the Harvard education out of
the whole thing. Despite the factories of moron like I
am and then David Hogg started to sniff around about
the good life. Time to get off these streets, time
to get in with the d NC. You know, if
you're a big shot at the DNC or the RNC,
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that's a really nice life. Not only do you make
a nice salary. Let me tell you, you're probably flying
private lots at the time. Private jets, fancy planes, fancy fundraisers.
David Hogg finally got off those streets and.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Put on a nice suit, but he just couldn't help himself.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
David Hogg went on television and started calling for the
primary of Democrat members of Congress who weren't far left enough.
And now, well here it is well.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
The Democratic National Committee is engulfed in all sorts of
drama over who should lead the party, even though this
matter was thought to be decided months ago. Overnight, the
DNC took steps towards invalidating the elections of two vice chairs,
who some people believe were improperly chosen over concerns the
internal elections did not follow proper parliamentary procedures. As of now,
(27:10):
both Malcolm Kinyata and David Hogg remade vice chairs, but
it's looking likely they'll have to run for their positions again.
DNC members will have to vote on what to do next.
Hogg says the attempt to nullify the elections is a
not so subtle way to punish him after he vowed
at primary. Some incumbent Democrats, through another organization.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That he leads, DNC panel votes to void David Hogg's
election as Democratic Vice chair. David Hogg, I understand that
it would probably be three hours of misery for you.
It's three hours of fun for us, but it would
probably be three hours of misery for you. But David,
(27:48):
if you're listening, sir, you should really listen to the
Jesse Kelly Show. You would have known this was coming. Look,
it might even raise your team levels a little bit too,
for one, but you should really listen to the Jesse
Kelly Show. I'm not saying you're going to agree with me,
but just politically, you would have heard my words and
(28:08):
you would have known it was coming for you. And
let this be a lesson to every one of U
street animals who hate listens to the show and sends
in your death rats, I'm coming to kill you. I'm
going to cut your head off and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, it every okay.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
They're never going to let you into the elite circles
if you don't stop being an animal.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Just a heads up.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I know you think they're your friends. They think you're
an animal, and they're going to demand you civilized before
you come in. Otherwise you'll be sitting next to David
and Jamal in the unemployment line. Just little heads up. Now,
let's talk about the GOP lying to us again in emails.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Next? Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he
think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Don't forget.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot
com and we'll get to those email in a second.
But look, there comes a point in time where I'm
going to ask you to stop lying to me, even
if the truth is ugly not something I want to hear.
(29:27):
I'm ready for you to stop lying to me. And
this is about Republicans.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
In the House, in the Senate.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I remember, I remember it like it was yesterday because
I was a young, very angry man fresh out of
the Marine Corps. Decided to run for Congress because I
was mad at Barack Obama. And I remember after Obama
passed Obamacare, that goopeer after gopier would tell me till
(29:56):
they were blue in the face that they were going
to repeal a Obamacare. And it was not one election cycle.
Keep in mind for you kids who maybe weren't old
enough to remember, every two years, I think every Republican
in the United States of America would run, we're going
to repeal Obamacare. We're going to take back the House,
and we're going to repeal Obamacare. And then the craziest
(30:19):
thing happened. The GOP took back the House, but we
didn't have the Senate, right or no, no, no, we took
back to Yeah, we took back the House, and we
didn't have the presidency because Barack Obama was still there.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And so the GOP House kept passing these bills to
repeal Obamacare.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Now, obviously Barack Obama is not going to sign a
repeal of his signature law. So Obama simply kept vetoing
every one of these things. I think it was seven times,
if I remember right, they kept trying to repeal Obamacare.
We're going to repeal Obamacare. We're going to and then
all of our Senate candidates would do the same thing.
We're going to repeal Obamacare, and we're going to repeal.
(30:59):
Elect me will repeal Obamacare. And then finally, finally, twenty
sixteen came them all and Donald Trump shocked the world.
He won the election against Hillary Clinton against all odds.
Every poll said he was going to lose, and Donald
Trump won the election. And so we're sitting there post election,
(31:21):
and we have the House, and we have the Senate,
and we have Donald Trump, and I'm thinking to myself, whoa,
We're going to repeal Obamacare. Man, what a child I
was back then promptly fails in the Senate. They couldn't
even agree on a full repeal. They couldn't even get
(31:42):
a skinny repeal through. So the GOP falsely promised forever
they were going to repeal it, and as soon as
they had the power to repeal it, they refused to
repeal it, which brings me, of course, to this. This
is the headline from Life Set House. GOP unveils plan, unveils, unveils,
unveils whatever veal is delicious, unveils Chris, can you people
(32:05):
eat veal.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You can't. Maybe don't you think maybe you should find
out like a veal? What do you mean it sucks?
It's not gamy. What kind of veal have you had?
Via is delicious?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I haven't had it in ages, but I remember it
being really, really good, a veal parmesan or something. Yes,
it's a baby cow. I don't like to think about that. Chris,
you can eat it. I figured you people can't anyway.
Unveils not unveils, Chris, don't get hungry. The GOP house
unveils a plan to defund planned parenthood. To quote my father,
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if I had a nickel for every time the GOP
promised the defund planned parenthood, I would be a wealthy man.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
So Chris, go ahead and write this one down, buddy.
I am telling.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
You right now, the Republicans are not going to defund
planned parenthood. Maybe you're sitting there screaming why not. They
have the House, they have the Senate, Trump will sign it. Trump.
You are correct about all those things. But what here's
what you may be incorrect about is thinking the GOP
(33:40):
as a whole. Some of them are, but thinking the
GOP as a whole is the opposition party. As I
have told you time in time in time again, there
is a relatively small and getting smaller, a small cabal
of Republicans in the House and the Senate. And they
don't see themselves at all as being the opposition party.
(34:05):
They see themselves as being the controlled opposition, and they
will pretend until they're blue in the face, so you'll
keep electing them. And every time they come back to
the district, and every time they have a town hall
or run a commercial, they will tell you that they're
gonna repeal Obamacare, and they're gonna defund plan here planned Parenthood.
We're gonna get all this stuff done for you. And
(34:27):
then when the moment comes to actually do it, they
will never actually do it. In fact, they will stop
it from being done. The Republicans and the House of
Representatives are not going to defund Planned Parenthood. And if
they happen to defund Planned Parenthood, the Republicans in the
United States Senate will stop the defunding of Planned Parenthood.
(34:49):
Write that down, take a picture of it, Chris, make
sure you make a special note of it, because I
don't care what they're promising.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I'm done believing these lies.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I know what is campaign material and what is actually true.
And I hear a whole lot of bark from Republicans
every single time they run for office about it. How
many times you watched a commercial. He's a fighter, He'll
get back there and fight for us. He's a real fighter.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
And then all.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You weakling little losers go back to Washington, d C.
And get curb stomped by all the communists back there. Well,
I mean, I'm going to have to do that. I
need more campaign donations. I want him to like me.
I'm not really sure he told me this was important.
Sorry if I sound cynical, but planned parenthood abortion essentially
(35:38):
is going to be funded by you and me for
a very long time until we start getting more involved
in primaries and start electing people in primaries primaries who
will actually do what they say, and when one of
them screws us over and they will, then we primary
them and find someone else, and that if they screw
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us over.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
We primary them too. When go peers in the House
and Senate live in mortal fear of a primary, when
they live in mortal fear of you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Then we will actually start to oppose communism in this country.
Until then we're stuck with empty promises like this garbage. There,
I got that off my chest. We'll talk about some
of the Biden stuff and we will get to emails
and other things in just a moment before we get
to those things. Speaking of abortion, if we have to
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fund it, at least we can oppose it as well.
That's what preborn is. That's what preborn does. The government's
going to steal your money and they're going to send
it to Planned parenthood. Why don't you take twenty eight
bucks right now and send it to preborn and save
a life. It's tax deductible. Consider it a way of
(36:58):
balancing things out. Tax deductible. Preborn gives free ultrasounds to
women who are about to abort their babies free ultrasounds.
When a woman hears that heartbeat, she chooses life almost
every time. All you have to do is go to
preborn dot com slash jesse preborn dot com slash jesse.
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