July 30, 2025 • 37 mins
Pete is a true believer. What happens if Republicans start taking back the public treasury from democrats we can see lasting republican wins. Communism poisoning the roots of the tree that is America. Wing champ Jesse.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jesse Kelly Show, and it is hour two. I know
that was the song we used to open hour one.
Look I'm in such a good mood. I felt like
starting the show all over again. It's our two of
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a hump day,
and we're about to talk about percentages because someone's a
little down and out on the country because.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's something I've said.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
But we're gonna talk about that, and we're gonna talk
about watermelon, and we're gonna talk about the rear Admiral
Pete Buddhajitch, and we're.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Gonna talk about Europe being invaded and.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I've decided I'm gonna start my own country. All that
and so much more is still to come on the
second hour, and maybe some of that will bleed over
in the third hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
And remember, because I only I forgot to say it
at the opening of the first hour. Tomorrow is ask
Doctor Jesse Thursday. You need to get your questions emailed
(00:54):
in right now. Ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. We always have a good time there Before
we get to the rear Admiral And before we get
to percentages, I wanted to play this because this is
Vice President jd Vance. I really really like him, really
impressed by him so far, and this is going to
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go right with our percentages thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Here's what he said.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think that Europe, and frankly I would have said
this about America a year ago, but America, Europe is
at risk, I think of creating, of engaging in civilizational suicide.
They are unable to or unwilling too many countries to
control their borders. You see them starting to push back
against that, and good, that's a good thing. You see
them starting to limit the free speech of their own citizens,
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even as those citizens are protesting against things like the
border invasion that got Donald Trump and a number of
European leaders elected. So look, I want Europe to thrive.
I want them to be an important ally. Part of
that is going to be Europe respecting its own people,
respecting its own sovereignty. And America can't do that job
for them.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I like when the Vice President talks like that boldly
about other countries, and that led me to this one. Hey, Jesse,
we can't save this nation of half the country wants
to burn it down. I've said that several times before.
No way we can convince them to think differently. Unless
we get Obama, Biden, and Hillary to admit their scumbag
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trees and his actions without the threat of prosecution, that's
not likely to happen. They'll continue to spread their lies.
I keep hearing elections have consequences as that only one sided. Okay,
so he's talking about the prosecution or lack thereof of
the Obama's, the Bidens, the hillaries which we're look, it's
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not gonna happen. And please stop emailing me telling me that, Jesse,
we have to get Obama.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Stop saying that. I've never said otherwise.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know Obama should burn for sending the CIA and
FBI after Donald Trump. I know I'm with you, I agree,
but I also understand the country in which we live.
I understand presidential immunity is gonna stop us. Weak justices
are gonna stop us. The week GOP is gonna stop us.
(03:19):
So let's set that aside for a moment. I do
believe we can get a scalp. I should say I'm
hopeful we can get a powerful scalp, and that will
go a long way to putting some fear in these communists.
That's a that looks like John Brennan or James coming,
somebody going to prison. But let's talk percentages here. He said,
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as I've said, we can't save the country of half
the country wants to burn it down.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's just you can't build as fast as they can destroy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You cannot.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But how long let me ask you something, honestly, no
matter how old you are, you can either read about
it or you've lived through it. How long did it
take the United States of America to be infected to
the point where people, powerful people will publicly say things
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like this. This is the president of Sacramento States.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I would not say they're influenced by white people. They're
influenced by whiteness.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Whiteness is an ideology, it's a culture, it's a value system.
And what we need to do is we need to
eliminate that value system.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You want to eliminate whiteness.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Whiteness, not white people, whiteness.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
But how do you eliminate whiteness without eliminating white people?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You got it, You got it. That didn't happen overnight,
at no point. At no point in my first thirty
five years on this planet I'm forty four. At no
point in my life would a powerful person in a
prestigious position say something like that publicly. I know there's
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always been some monster who's been willing to grab a
megaphone on the street corner and shout something like that.
I got all that, but now you hear that from
elected leaders, presidents of universities, media figures. So we've reached
a point now that we haven't ever been at before.
But how long did it take us to get there?
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A very, very, very long time. I have used this
example before, but I'm going to use this example again
because it's the best one. It's the best way I
can visualize it, and hopefully it tells it helps you
visualize it. If the United States of America, if our
country is a gigantic tree, a big one, this picture
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one big tree in a field, Well, big leaves, big branches,
big trunk on the tree, and.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Roots. Big trees are big roots.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What happened was, decades and decades and decades and decades ago,
the poison of communism, socialism, Marxism.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Whatever word you want to put on it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Began to seep into the roots, just the ends, just
the dip, and then through activism, through their involvement and
our complacency, through our love of being nice, it started
to work its way past the tip up the root.
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We kept being nice, kept being complacent, They kept being active,
They kept showing up in primaries. More activism, more activism,
more complacency from us, and it worked its way all
the way up the roots, year after year after years,
slowly creeping, working its way up the roots, up the trunk,
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out the branches. And now now it's open, because now
it's in the leaves. And now we look at it
in the leaves, we look at people in positions of power,
willing to say the most ugly, despicable things, and we
say to ourselves, the tree cannot be saved. And maybe
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you're right. But if I can counter that, maybe it
can be saved. It just can't be fast and it
can't be easy. Don't make the mistake of thinking this
horrible place we're at right now, where half the country
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wants to burn it down. Don't make the mistake of
thinking that happened overnight. Don't make the mistake of thinking
that happened when Joe Biden got four years in office.
I know he made it all worse. He accelerated it.
I got that. Don't make the mistake of thinking it
began with Barack Obama, and I know his eight years
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really moved that poison up the tree, out the branches
and into the leaves. I know there are there have
been accelerants that have pushed the poison up faster.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I acknowledge that. But none of this happened all at once.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It did not.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Therefore, fixing it. Fixing it is going to take time.
As Jewish producer Chris just reminded me, like I say,
saving a country is a process, not an event. A process,
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and we hate that. Just like losing weight. I'm fat.
I want to lose weight tomorrow. It doesn't work that way.
It didn't get fat yesterday, and you won't get skinny tomorrow.
Years of decision making, years of it has brought you
to the point of being fat.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's going to take time to lose it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Years of our negligence and their activism has brought us
to where we are. It will take years to get
us back.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And so.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Let's talk about what that looks like and like I
said percentages.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
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Speaker 2 (09:34):
Kelly Show. I can't help it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm in a great mood tonight, and we are going
to talk about percentages here really quickly, and then wet
we have to discuss my new country and watermelon, and
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Speaker 6 (10:18):
So.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I know we have some really evil people in positions
of power in this country. I realize that for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But remember we've been fighting a fifty to fifty battle
for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
If you go back and look at the history of
presidential elections, ones we lost, ones we won.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's always fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
One forty nine fifty two fifty. It's it's always well,
wait a minute, fifty two to fifty wouldn't make sense
because that's more than one hundred.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That must have been the Joe Biden election. Quit. But
you understand what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's always at percentage or two, always has been. We
can work on that, and we are working on that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I don't know if this will make you feel good,
but I think it will help make my point. Here's
a headline from the Daily Caller. Blue States to try
to stop the Trump administration from investigating food stamp fraud.
All right, the details of this don't matter. You get it.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
The Blue States, the New York's of the world.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
They don't want the Trump administration to look into fraud
with food steps.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Why as they're cheating.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Because in order to get to that fifty one to
forty nine percent mark, whether we win that or lose that,
in order to get to that mark, Democrats have had
to lie, cheat, steal, and break the law. They have
had to with the a of the American media. They
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have had to use every dirty trick in the book
to try to figure out how to use your money,
tax payer money to pay for their cause. To pay
for their revolution, and you and me, we've paid for
their revolution for a long time. Obviously that that sounds bad,
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But hear me out here, think, think about this, with
all of academia in their pocket, all of the media,
the major American media in their pocket, with your money
in their pocket.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
With everything working for them in no institution, none, zero
institutions in this country now are on your side, with
every institution working for them, the treasury working for them,
the media working for them. Fifty forty nine fifty one.
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What happens if Republicans start taking this seriously, and Trump
two point zero is taking this seriously. What happens if
Republicans start taking this seriously and start defunding Democrats by
taking tax payer money away from them, that percentage starts
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to get fifty one point forty nine permanently in our favor,
maybe fifty two forty eight, maybe fifty three forty seven.
I've reached the end of my maskills, so I'm going
to stop there. You understand what I'm saying. If we
can take away the public treasury from the hands of
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American Democrats, it will take time. It will If we
can take the public Treasury away from them, and I
can't dismiss this. Continue to deport people. We are slowly
but surely attacking the very foundations that hold the Democrat
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Party up, and they will eventually be the seventy thirty
party on the thirty percent side of it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's happening everywhere. Why do you think these people, why
do you think Democrats will go on camera and say
the most deranged things. This is Betsy Coffe.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
The way it is written is.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Betsy Coffee name stupid?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Anyway, the way it is written is applying to all
levels of law enforcement. They're operating in the state of Michigan,
the sovereigns state of Michigan. And the bottom line is
that the people of Michigan, we do not want or
need secret police, masked, unidentified people snatching our neighbors off
the street.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Period, secret police snatching our neighbors off the street. She's
talking about ICE agents who are arresting in deporting illegals.
Why would she take such an unpopular position? Why would
she take that publicly? Why are Democrats willing to take
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unpopular positions on deporting illegals publicly? To the point, remember
that one, Senator Van Holland, we deported a human trafficker
to El Salvador. He was so upset about it he
flew down there for a photo op and had a
margarita with him. One of the worst pr moves I've
ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Why would you do that.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
They have to have them, They have to have your money,
They have to have illegals, they have to have them.
If we are starting to take that away.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
From them, we're going to win.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Now let's talk really quickly about something more serious. This
is from Fox News. The watermelon diet has gone viral,
and here's what experts say about this weight loss trend.
I don't want to speak to the weight loss that
may or may not come from watermelon, but can we
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be honest that watermelon's a disappointment? Chris, I'm not wrong. Listen, listen.
I will not be painted as a watermelon hater. What Chris,
Chris said, you put a little salter to heen on it. Chris,
you could put salt into heen on joy Behar's in
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soul and it would be delicious. That is not what
is that? Too far? It was too far?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
We'll continue this in a second. I actually think I
need a moment myself. Do we have a trash can
in here? Before we get to that, I want to
talk to you about Hillsdale College. That seems better. I
bet they have trash cans at Hillsdale. I bet they're phenomenal,
but you're never going to see them because you're not
smart enough to get in.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Neither am I.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
The good news is people like you and me, we
don't have to be smart enough to get in. Hillsdale
teaches us for free, for free, and honestly, in all
serious is I love that I can do this with
my sons, with my wife. They have more than forty
free online courses they've made available to listeners of the show.
(17:23):
They're not boring. You learn from people who love the
country and they're passionate about things like the Constitution. Do
you want to learn about capitalism? But let's set history
stuff aside. You know That's what I nerd out. They
have an Understanding Capitalism course. If you have a child,
I would say.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Ten and up. They need to listen to that course.
You can do it on your phone, do it in
the car. It's not like you have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse go enroll no cost to you.
Will continue with watermelon in the rear appirl.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Next you're listening to the ouricle.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You love this one.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get back
to the rear, whoa not back?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Before we get to the rear Admiral, I guess as
soon as I thought of him, I thought about back,
but before we get to what Chris, it's fine? Before
we get to the rear Admiral and back to the emails.
I just wanted to finish up this super important topic
we were talking about before we went into the break. Watermelon.
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I love a good watermelon as much as anybody. I understand.
In the summertime, you're packing up the family to go
down to a pool for the day, or maybe you're
heading down to the beach for the day.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Through some watermelon in the cooler.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Tough to beat, nice cool piece of watermelon, I understand.
Can we just be Frank, it's just you and me.
Can we be honest? It's disappointing ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yes, it is, Chris, And don't say put salt and
to heena on it. That's like people.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Who say, I wrap my meat loaf and bacon, so
it's good that anything.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is good with Sultan to heen what what Chris said?
Are you going seedless? Sometimes? Sometimes not?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
No, no, don't accuse me of only being a seedless person.
I eat watermelon in its purest form all the time too.
Sitting there spitting seeds out. I can practically do it
right here. I know how to eat watermelon with seeds,
without seeds. I'm an Ambi watermeloner, and I'm telling you,
if you're being honest.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It's not good most of the time. It's mushy.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's mushy most of the time, or it doesn't have
the same amount of flavor you want.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know, I'm right. You know what, how often?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
How often does a blueberry disappoint you?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Never? Hardly?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Ever, you might get a mushie one here there, then
you just feed it to the dog when the wife
isn't looking, and then you have another one. Watermelon, it disappoints.
You want it to be good because every now and
then you'll have a bite that is. I know, watermelon
at its best is tough to beat. I acknowledge that
all the way. But I guess I'm more see Chris
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because he lacks maturity. Chris is more of a flash
in the pan guy. If we have to what sports
season is it right now?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Baseball? Chris.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Chris likes the guy who will go out and he'll
strike out ten games in a row without a single hit,
but on game eleven he'll have three home runs and
Chris will say that guy is one of the great
baseball players.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Me.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, I needed to go one for four, two for
four every night. I because I am so much wiser
and more handsome and mature. I recognize that consistency. Consistency
is good. Watermelon doesn't have it. It's actually you know what, Chris,
I take it back. It's perfect for you. It's just
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not for me. What I'm being nice, I've decided it's
a perfect fruit for you. I want you to have it.
You can have all of it. I'll give you mine, Chris,
I'll give you mine.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Buddha Jedge is running for president. You're gonna hear me
bring him up several times. Not because I like to
talk about the rear admiral, but because if we're being honest,
if we have to have a serious moment after the
watermelon thing, he scares me a great deal. Uh No,
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it's not because of that, Chris, don't make that motion
with your wrist. It's not because of that. I'm not
standing in front of him. Stop, it's not because of that.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
It's you know.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You know, sometimes you just get a dark vibe about people,
and for dudes, this is less common because women are
more intuitive than men. It's one of the gifts God
gave them that he did not give us as well.
My wife can sniff out a scumbag long before I can.
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Corey yours too long before I can. And by the way,
every time she's ever done this, if it's someone I'm
working with us something like that, I argue, your Chris
is too. I argue with her initially too, like it's
the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Ah, I feel like he's a bad guy. Oh what
are you talking about? You just met him. He's a
great dude. He made me laugh. But you know what, six.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Months later, Wow, I really should have listened to you.
That was really a bad guy. Women are just more intuitive.
So women will nod their heads more at what I
just said than men will. But even dudes have had
a feeling that's there's a darkness in some people. There's
a darkness in some people. I have seen it in
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buddhajetg multiple times when he speaks in a public setting.
Some Democrats like a you know what, Chuck Schumer is
actually a great example. Chuck Schumer is the ultimate lizard person.
Chuck Schumer doesn't believe in anything. He knows he has to.
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He has to signal to the rabid street animals and
talk like Chae ga era. He under I understand all that,
but Chuck Schumer doesn't believe in any of that. If tomorrow, tomorrow,
if New York State turned blood red, if New York
State turned into a Republican state, Chuck Schumer would be
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over there at the microphone to the right of me.
Doesn't believe in anything. A complete lizard person. Some demo.
Some they're like that, they're just playing a role. They're
just playing a part. They know they have to tell
the street animals they'll burn down America.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Not Pete Buothajdge. His father.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Remember his father is a communist, a Marxist professor. I
believe he's open about that, but it's it's a well
known fact. His father's a Marxist professor. Now, let me
ask you if you had a father worth anything, and
maybe you didn't. If you didn't, I'm sorry, But did
your father's worldview have a deep effect on your life
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and your worldview? That's pretty universal. Dads will do that
to you. Pete Buddhajidge was raised in a home his father.
I was right about that. His father's a Marxist professor.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I thought so. Chris looked it up.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was raised in a home. Imagine, imagine the conversations
you had with your dad around the table when you're
out riding in the car, when you're at the beach
on the way to work, coming home from school, The
conversations you had with your father about life and girls
or America or boys or work or anything anything. Now
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imagine the conversations from the earliest age Pete Buddhajetge had
with his father. I have seen it. I can't even
put it into words. It's driving me crazy. I can't
put it into words what I've seen in anger. There's
something inside of him. Yeah, we'll get to that in
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a minute, Chris. But there's something inside of him that
is genuine That's part of what made Obama so dangerous
and so damaging to this country. Obama is not Chuck Schumer.
He wasn't playing a role, just playing a role for
the animals. Barack Obama again because of his upbringing and
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the people who nurtured him, who mentored him, Frank Marshall,
Davis Reverend, all these types. Barack Obama's hatred for America
was genuine. His wife maybe even more so. It's genuine.
It's not a put on. Pete Buddha Jeedge is genuine,
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a genuine disdain for this country, and probably more than
just the country, a real, real hate on for Christianity.
You've seen it, Chris. Even Chris knows what I'm talking about.
I've seen it multiple times. It'll flash across his face
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and he'll say something briefly and then he'll he'll he'll
he'll cover it back up. But there is a darkness
inside of that guy. And I'm not just talking about
his time in college. There's a darkness inside of that
guy that the thought of him taking power and maybe
you're thinking he can't. And maybe he can't because, like
Chris said, he's not gonna get the black vote, it's
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just the black community is not going to vote for
a gay dude. That's not what they do. That's why
he it's why he struggles with the black community in
every Democrat primary. So maybe he can't. Maybe he can't
drink enough forties out of a black paper bag like
he did before. It's still one of the funniest political
things I've ever seen in my life. Maybe he can't
do that. But the thought of that guy taking the
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reins as president worries me. It worries me a great deal.
And he's taking this very seriously, and he's going to
try to get that office. I'm not hopeful. Well, I'm
hopeful he won't be there, but I've been shocked before.
Now he's been shocked before. Probably stop, everyone, grow up.
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Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's talk about something good,
because Chris and Corey are immature. Both of you are immature,
and you need to straighten upe. Let's talk about tunnel
to towers and taking care of what those and orphans
in the ultimate transition to something very serious. Of course,
we just lost another cop famous New York City, a wife,
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two kids, got a knock on the door that every
CoP's wife dreads, he's never coming home again. How do
you even begin to put the pieces together after that?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And Tunnel to Towers, I don't want to act like
they're bringing people back, right. They can't. They don't do that.
But they have been coming alongside these fallen first responder
families for a long, long time member. Jonathan Diller, another
NYPD cop ambushed by an animal wife kid, Tunnel to
Towers stepped in and paid off their mortgage. Hey, we
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can't bring them back, but we love you and we're
here for you. All Tunnel to Towers has ever asked for
is eleven bucks a month. Go by the way, go
look them up. Look up their charity rating. I don't
want you to take my word for it. Go look
up what they do with your eleven bucks a month.
Widows and Orphans is where it goes. T the number
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two t dot org t twot dot org emails Next?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show, It is.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Remember
tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Thursday. Because I won't be
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emailed in right now to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Let's churn through a couple of these questions. Oracle, we
all know your position on food. If you had to
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do a competitive eating competition, which food could you camala
down better than anybody? Most listeners would say Cheddarbay biscuits
or breakfast tacos. I say there is a dark horse,
maybe something your mom or wife makes.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
All right, So.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
There are a couple candidates here. The first you mentioned
the wife. You know what a cream pie is? An
oatmeal cream pie from Little Debbie. You've seen oatmeal cream pies.
Please tell me they even sell double decker ones now
in the gas station. Oh, Chris, they're intense. I don't
think they're Kocher, buddy. They might be. They are.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Why can't keep.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Track of all the rules anyway? Oatmeal cream pies are
one of the great Little Debbie snacks ever. Ab I've
told you this before. Bob makes homemade ones from scratch.
I'm talking the frosting in the middle, the cookies to everything.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
They are.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Didn't I bring some for you? Two idiots one time?
I think I did. I'll do that next time she
makes them. They are so good, we will. You know,
we always have these neighborhood get togethers where everybody brings
a dish. She shows up with these people will finish
them before anyone touches an entree. Everybody swarms on them.
(31:18):
I don't have the stomach I used to have. I
used to be able to take down two foot longs
from subway. You realize that I used to be able
to take down two foot long cheese steaks from subway.
I look like Pete Butha jets just hammering them. I
can't do that anymore. I swear I could eat ten
of these oatmealk cream pies. Maybe that's too much. Maybe
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it's too much sugar. What Chris see Chris said, isn't
it too sweet? They're sweet, don't get me wrong, but
it's not like ice cream. I'm embarrassed to say what
I'm about to say. I don't even want to. I
feel a little dirty. You know, I can't really finish
milkshakes anymore. I love a milkshake. Order a milkshake, Yeah, exactly.
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It's too much. It gets to be too sweet, it's
too much.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'll get halfway through and I'm you know what, I've
had my fill. They're sweet, just the right amount. I
think there's even a little a little salt of some
kind of there. I don't want to ask a recipe.
It's just mmm, they're really really good. But I really think,
(32:30):
I really think I could do damage in a chicken
wing competition. I do you mentioned Cheddarbay biscuits, And of
course those are probably the most delicious delicacy in America,
Red Lobster's Cheddarbas. But they're also a bit of a
gut bomb. Even when I go to Red Lobby with
the boys it's two or three, I have to hold
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myself back before the meal comes because I want to
be able to eat my cage and shrimp pasta and whatnot.
I can eat a lot of chicken wings, and I
don't have, Like I said, I don't have the stomach
I used to have. I would be interested to see
how many wings I could take down in a wing competition.
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And I've told you before about this place, and I
hate myself that I can't give them publicity because I
don't remember the name, which, honestly, I feel terrible outside
of Knoxville, Tennessee. When AB and I when I was
out of work and we were driving across the country
trying to find work in whatever states we wanted to
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live in, Tennessee being one of the big ones because
I love it so much. We stopped at this barbecue
joint outside of Knoxville and there was a line. You
could see it from the highway, the barbecue joint. If
someone knows what this is, please please let email and
let me know. I want to give them pub. It
was a decent sized barbecue joint, meaning the building was
a good size, and it was off the highway because
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we found it. We drove by it and there was
a line. The parking lot was full.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Lines. Don't lie. Park that was full.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
There was a line. We were starving. We had our
kids are really young. Hey, let's pull and get something.
They had wings in there that were I forget the
order smoked and baked and fried, smoked and baked and fried.
Oh my gosh, they were so good, and they had
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the homemade dressings. I we didn't have enough money to
order extra back then, so I just got one order.
But I think it was ten to an order. I
could easily have done twenty without hesitation, maybe more.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Why are you making that face, Chris? What are you
making that face for it? What do you mean it's
not that much? Who do you think you are?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'll we eat more wings than you can eat? Yes,
I will, I'll eat plus. Remember my technique I've already got.
I've got the tongue punch technique with the flats where
you bite off one side. I only need one hand.
I've seen you do it before. You need two hands,
like an amateur.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
One hand.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I pick it up, boom, bite off one side, Flip
it over, boom, bite off the other side, put it
up to your mouth, tongue punch that center, meat out
the other side. Flip bite wing is clean, one handed
you that way, you get what it does? Is it
frees up another hand to grab your garlic bread, which
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is the ultimate wing side, or fries, or take a
drink of something without getting wing sauce all over it.
Why are you ignoring all this when you could be
you could be learning from me. What an honor you
have to learn from a master, and you just ignore everything?
Kids these days, I bet you don't even have pure talk. Well,
(35:47):
never mind, I know you have pure Talk because you
save money. Look at the easiest sell to get Jewish
producer Chris to switch to Pure Talk was just the
money savings. I mean, he's fine with the veteran veterans
CEO stuff and the fact that they don't give to
Black Lives Matter and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
He's fine with.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The Only way to really close him was money, and
it is nice to save a bunch of money. I
was a sticker shocked in a good way. We had
T Mobile, We had four lines. I got four people
in my house. We switched from T Mobile, and my
bill got cut completely in half when we switched to
pure Talk. And you know, I don't do technology, so
(36:26):
I was a little nervous. I don't want a new phone.
I have my contacts in here. I don't want a
new phone number. I'm such an important celebrity. People have
my number already. When you switch to pure Talk, you
don't need a new phone. They'll give you one if
you want. Want all the newest stuff, they have it.
You don't need a new number. You keep your number.
They transfer all that for you. Plus their CEO is
(36:47):
a Vietnam veteran. You remember what they did for Independence Day.
They were giving out American flags to vets. I love
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Dial you can do this during the break. Dial pound
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Huge savings. Right now.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We have
another hour. Let's talk about the announcement Dome made today.
Jesse Kelly Show, and it is hour two. I know
that was the song we used to open hour one.
Look I'm in such a good mood. I felt like
starting the show all over again. It's our two of
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a hump day,
and we're about to talk about percentages because someone's a
little down and out on the country because.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's something I've said.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
But we're gonna talk about that, and we're gonna talk
about watermelon, and we're gonna talk about the rear Admiral
Pete Buddhajitch, and we're.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Gonna talk about Europe being invaded and.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I've decided I'm gonna start my own country. All that
and so much more is still to come on the
second hour, and maybe some of that will bleed over
in the third hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
And remember, because I only I forgot to say it
at the opening of the first hour. Tomorrow is ask
Doctor Jesse Thursday. You need to get your questions emailed
(00:54):
in right now. Ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. We always have a good time there Before
we get to the rear Admiral And before we get
to percentages, I wanted to play this because this is
Vice President jd Vance. I really really like him, really
impressed by him so far, and this is going to
(01:16):
go right with our percentages thing.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Here's what he said.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think that Europe, and frankly I would have said
this about America a year ago, but America, Europe is
at risk, I think of creating, of engaging in civilizational suicide.
They are unable to or unwilling too many countries to
control their borders. You see them starting to push back
against that, and good, that's a good thing. You see
them starting to limit the free speech of their own citizens,
(01:40):
even as those citizens are protesting against things like the
border invasion that got Donald Trump and a number of
European leaders elected. So look, I want Europe to thrive.
I want them to be an important ally. Part of
that is going to be Europe respecting its own people,
respecting its own sovereignty. And America can't do that job
for them.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I like when the Vice President talks like that boldly
about other countries, and that led me to this one. Hey, Jesse,
we can't save this nation of half the country wants
to burn it down. I've said that several times before.
No way we can convince them to think differently. Unless
we get Obama, Biden, and Hillary to admit their scumbag
(02:22):
trees and his actions without the threat of prosecution, that's
not likely to happen. They'll continue to spread their lies.
I keep hearing elections have consequences as that only one sided. Okay,
so he's talking about the prosecution or lack thereof of
the Obama's, the Bidens, the hillaries which we're look, it's
(02:45):
not gonna happen. And please stop emailing me telling me that, Jesse,
we have to get Obama.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Stop saying that. I've never said otherwise.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know Obama should burn for sending the CIA and
FBI after Donald Trump. I know I'm with you, I agree,
but I also understand the country in which we live.
I understand presidential immunity is gonna stop us. Weak justices
are gonna stop us. The week GOP is gonna stop us.
(03:19):
So let's set that aside for a moment. I do
believe we can get a scalp. I should say I'm
hopeful we can get a powerful scalp, and that will
go a long way to putting some fear in these communists.
That's a that looks like John Brennan or James coming,
somebody going to prison. But let's talk percentages here. He said,
(03:44):
as I've said, we can't save the country of half
the country wants to burn it down.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's just you can't build as fast as they can destroy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You cannot.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But how long let me ask you something, honestly, no
matter how old you are, you can either read about
it or you've lived through it. How long did it
take the United States of America to be infected to
the point where people, powerful people will publicly say things
(04:19):
like this. This is the president of Sacramento States.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I would not say they're influenced by white people. They're
influenced by whiteness.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Whiteness is an ideology, it's a culture, it's a value system.
And what we need to do is we need to
eliminate that value system.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You want to eliminate whiteness.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Whiteness, not white people, whiteness.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
But how do you eliminate whiteness without eliminating white people?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You got it, You got it. That didn't happen overnight,
at no point. At no point in my first thirty
five years on this planet I'm forty four. At no
point in my life would a powerful person in a
prestigious position say something like that publicly. I know there's
(05:07):
always been some monster who's been willing to grab a
megaphone on the street corner and shout something like that.
I got all that, but now you hear that from
elected leaders, presidents of universities, media figures. So we've reached
a point now that we haven't ever been at before.
But how long did it take us to get there?
(05:28):
A very, very, very long time. I have used this
example before, but I'm going to use this example again
because it's the best one. It's the best way I
can visualize it, and hopefully it tells it helps you
visualize it. If the United States of America, if our
country is a gigantic tree, a big one, this picture
(05:50):
one big tree in a field, Well, big leaves, big branches,
big trunk on the tree, and.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Roots. Big trees are big roots.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What happened was, decades and decades and decades and decades ago,
the poison of communism, socialism, Marxism.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Whatever word you want to put on it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Began to seep into the roots, just the ends, just
the dip, and then through activism, through their involvement and
our complacency, through our love of being nice, it started
to work its way past the tip up the root.
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We kept being nice, kept being complacent, They kept being active,
They kept showing up in primaries. More activism, more activism,
more complacency from us, and it worked its way all
the way up the roots, year after year after years,
slowly creeping, working its way up the roots, up the trunk,
(06:56):
out the branches. And now now it's open, because now
it's in the leaves. And now we look at it
in the leaves, we look at people in positions of power,
willing to say the most ugly, despicable things, and we
say to ourselves, the tree cannot be saved. And maybe
(07:20):
you're right. But if I can counter that, maybe it
can be saved. It just can't be fast and it
can't be easy. Don't make the mistake of thinking this
horrible place we're at right now, where half the country
(07:41):
wants to burn it down. Don't make the mistake of
thinking that happened overnight. Don't make the mistake of thinking
that happened when Joe Biden got four years in office.
I know he made it all worse. He accelerated it.
I got that. Don't make the mistake of thinking it
began with Barack Obama, and I know his eight years
(08:01):
really moved that poison up the tree, out the branches
and into the leaves. I know there are there have
been accelerants that have pushed the poison up faster.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I acknowledge that. But none of this happened all at once.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It did not.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Therefore, fixing it. Fixing it is going to take time.
As Jewish producer Chris just reminded me, like I say,
saving a country is a process, not an event. A process,
(08:41):
and we hate that. Just like losing weight. I'm fat.
I want to lose weight tomorrow. It doesn't work that way.
It didn't get fat yesterday, and you won't get skinny tomorrow.
Years of decision making, years of it has brought you
to the point of being fat.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's going to take time to lose it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Years of our negligence and their activism has brought us
to where we are. It will take years to get
us back.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And so.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Let's talk about what that looks like and like I
said percentages.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Next, miss something, there's a podcast, get it on demand
wherever podcasts are found. The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Kelly Show. I can't help it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm in a great mood tonight, and we are going
to talk about percentages here really quickly, and then wet
we have to discuss my new country and watermelon, and
then we'll get back to the rear raber and some
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(09:59):
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Speaker 6 (10:18):
So.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I know we have some really evil people in positions
of power in this country. I realize that for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But remember we've been fighting a fifty to fifty battle
for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
If you go back and look at the history of
presidential elections, ones we lost, ones we won.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's always fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
One forty nine fifty two fifty. It's it's always well,
wait a minute, fifty two to fifty wouldn't make sense
because that's more than one hundred.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That must have been the Joe Biden election. Quit. But
you understand what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's always at percentage or two, always has been. We
can work on that, and we are working on that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I don't know if this will make you feel good,
but I think it will help make my point. Here's
a headline from the Daily Caller. Blue States to try
to stop the Trump administration from investigating food stamp fraud.
All right, the details of this don't matter. You get it.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
The Blue States, the New York's of the world.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
They don't want the Trump administration to look into fraud
with food steps.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Why as they're cheating.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Because in order to get to that fifty one to
forty nine percent mark, whether we win that or lose that,
in order to get to that mark, Democrats have had
to lie, cheat, steal, and break the law. They have
had to with the a of the American media. They
(12:02):
have had to use every dirty trick in the book
to try to figure out how to use your money,
tax payer money to pay for their cause. To pay
for their revolution, and you and me, we've paid for
their revolution for a long time. Obviously that that sounds bad,
(12:22):
But hear me out here, think, think about this, with
all of academia in their pocket, all of the media,
the major American media in their pocket, with your money
in their pocket.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
With everything working for them in no institution, none, zero
institutions in this country now are on your side, with
every institution working for them, the treasury working for them,
the media working for them. Fifty forty nine fifty one.
(13:05):
What happens if Republicans start taking this seriously, and Trump
two point zero is taking this seriously. What happens if
Republicans start taking this seriously and start defunding Democrats by
taking tax payer money away from them, that percentage starts
(13:29):
to get fifty one point forty nine permanently in our favor,
maybe fifty two forty eight, maybe fifty three forty seven.
I've reached the end of my maskills, so I'm going
to stop there. You understand what I'm saying. If we
can take away the public treasury from the hands of
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American Democrats, it will take time. It will If we
can take the public Treasury away from them, and I
can't dismiss this. Continue to deport people. We are slowly
but surely attacking the very foundations that hold the Democrat
(14:11):
Party up, and they will eventually be the seventy thirty
party on the thirty percent side of it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's happening everywhere. Why do you think these people, why
do you think Democrats will go on camera and say
the most deranged things. This is Betsy Coffe.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
The way it is written is.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Betsy Coffee name stupid?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Anyway, the way it is written is applying to all
levels of law enforcement. They're operating in the state of Michigan,
the sovereigns state of Michigan. And the bottom line is
that the people of Michigan, we do not want or
need secret police, masked, unidentified people snatching our neighbors off
the street.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Period, secret police snatching our neighbors off the street. She's
talking about ICE agents who are arresting in deporting illegals.
Why would she take such an unpopular position? Why would
she take that publicly? Why are Democrats willing to take
(15:12):
unpopular positions on deporting illegals publicly? To the point, remember
that one, Senator Van Holland, we deported a human trafficker
to El Salvador. He was so upset about it he
flew down there for a photo op and had a
margarita with him. One of the worst pr moves I've
ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Why would you do that.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
They have to have them, They have to have your money,
They have to have illegals, they have to have them.
If we are starting to take that away.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
From them, we're going to win.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Now let's talk really quickly about something more serious. This
is from Fox News. The watermelon diet has gone viral,
and here's what experts say about this weight loss trend.
I don't want to speak to the weight loss that
may or may not come from watermelon, but can we
(16:12):
be honest that watermelon's a disappointment? Chris, I'm not wrong. Listen, listen.
I will not be painted as a watermelon hater. What Chris,
Chris said, you put a little salter to heen on it. Chris,
you could put salt into heen on joy Behar's in
(16:34):
soul and it would be delicious. That is not what
is that? Too far? It was too far?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
We'll continue this in a second. I actually think I
need a moment myself. Do we have a trash can
in here? Before we get to that, I want to
talk to you about Hillsdale College. That seems better. I
bet they have trash cans at Hillsdale. I bet they're phenomenal,
but you're never going to see them because you're not
smart enough to get in.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Neither am I.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
The good news is people like you and me, we
don't have to be smart enough to get in. Hillsdale
teaches us for free, for free, and honestly, in all
serious is I love that I can do this with
my sons, with my wife. They have more than forty
free online courses they've made available to listeners of the show.
(17:23):
They're not boring. You learn from people who love the
country and they're passionate about things like the Constitution. Do
you want to learn about capitalism? But let's set history
stuff aside. You know That's what I nerd out. They
have an Understanding Capitalism course. If you have a child,
I would say.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Ten and up. They need to listen to that course.
You can do it on your phone, do it in
the car. It's not like you have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse go enroll no cost to you.
Will continue with watermelon in the rear appirl.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Next you're listening to the ouricle.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You love this one.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get back
to the rear, whoa not back?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Before we get to the rear Admiral, I guess as
soon as I thought of him, I thought about back,
but before we get to what Chris, it's fine? Before
we get to the rear Admiral and back to the emails.
I just wanted to finish up this super important topic
we were talking about before we went into the break. Watermelon.
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I love a good watermelon as much as anybody. I understand.
In the summertime, you're packing up the family to go
down to a pool for the day, or maybe you're
heading down to the beach for the day.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Through some watermelon in the cooler.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Tough to beat, nice cool piece of watermelon, I understand.
Can we just be Frank, it's just you and me.
Can we be honest? It's disappointing ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yes, it is, Chris, And don't say put salt and
to heena on it. That's like people.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Who say, I wrap my meat loaf and bacon, so
it's good that anything.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is good with Sultan to heen what what Chris said?
Are you going seedless? Sometimes? Sometimes not?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
No, no, don't accuse me of only being a seedless person.
I eat watermelon in its purest form all the time too.
Sitting there spitting seeds out. I can practically do it
right here. I know how to eat watermelon with seeds,
without seeds. I'm an Ambi watermeloner, and I'm telling you,
if you're being honest.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It's not good most of the time. It's mushy.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's mushy most of the time, or it doesn't have
the same amount of flavor you want.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know, I'm right. You know what, how often?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
How often does a blueberry disappoint you?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Never? Hardly?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Ever, you might get a mushie one here there, then
you just feed it to the dog when the wife
isn't looking, and then you have another one. Watermelon, it disappoints.
You want it to be good because every now and
then you'll have a bite that is. I know, watermelon
at its best is tough to beat. I acknowledge that
all the way. But I guess I'm more see Chris
(20:26):
because he lacks maturity. Chris is more of a flash
in the pan guy. If we have to what sports
season is it right now?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Baseball? Chris.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Chris likes the guy who will go out and he'll
strike out ten games in a row without a single hit,
but on game eleven he'll have three home runs and
Chris will say that guy is one of the great
baseball players.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Me.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, I needed to go one for four, two for
four every night. I because I am so much wiser
and more handsome and mature. I recognize that consistency. Consistency
is good. Watermelon doesn't have it. It's actually you know what, Chris,
I take it back. It's perfect for you. It's just
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not for me. What I'm being nice, I've decided it's
a perfect fruit for you. I want you to have it.
You can have all of it. I'll give you mine, Chris,
I'll give you mine.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Buddha Jedge is running for president. You're gonna hear me
bring him up several times. Not because I like to
talk about the rear admiral, but because if we're being honest,
if we have to have a serious moment after the
watermelon thing, he scares me a great deal. Uh No,
(21:48):
it's not because of that, Chris, don't make that motion
with your wrist. It's not because of that. I'm not
standing in front of him. Stop, it's not because of that.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
It's you know.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You know, sometimes you just get a dark vibe about people,
and for dudes, this is less common because women are
more intuitive than men. It's one of the gifts God
gave them that he did not give us as well.
My wife can sniff out a scumbag long before I can.
(22:24):
Corey yours too long before I can. And by the way,
every time she's ever done this, if it's someone I'm
working with us something like that, I argue, your Chris
is too. I argue with her initially too, like it's
the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Ah, I feel like he's a bad guy. Oh what
are you talking about? You just met him. He's a
great dude. He made me laugh. But you know what, six.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Months later, Wow, I really should have listened to you.
That was really a bad guy. Women are just more intuitive.
So women will nod their heads more at what I
just said than men will. But even dudes have had
a feeling that's there's a darkness in some people. There's
a darkness in some people. I have seen it in
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buddhajetg multiple times when he speaks in a public setting.
Some Democrats like a you know what, Chuck Schumer is
actually a great example. Chuck Schumer is the ultimate lizard person.
Chuck Schumer doesn't believe in anything. He knows he has to.
(23:29):
He has to signal to the rabid street animals and
talk like Chae ga era. He under I understand all that,
but Chuck Schumer doesn't believe in any of that. If tomorrow, tomorrow,
if New York State turned blood red, if New York
State turned into a Republican state, Chuck Schumer would be
(23:52):
over there at the microphone to the right of me.
Doesn't believe in anything. A complete lizard person. Some demo.
Some they're like that, they're just playing a role. They're
just playing a part. They know they have to tell
the street animals they'll burn down America.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Not Pete Buothajdge. His father.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Remember his father is a communist, a Marxist professor. I
believe he's open about that, but it's it's a well
known fact. His father's a Marxist professor. Now, let me
ask you if you had a father worth anything, and
maybe you didn't. If you didn't, I'm sorry, But did
your father's worldview have a deep effect on your life
(24:36):
and your worldview? That's pretty universal. Dads will do that
to you. Pete Buddhajidge was raised in a home his father.
I was right about that. His father's a Marxist professor.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I thought so. Chris looked it up.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was raised in a home. Imagine, imagine the conversations
you had with your dad around the table when you're
out riding in the car, when you're at the beach
on the way to work, coming home from school, The
conversations you had with your father about life and girls
or America or boys or work or anything anything. Now
(25:13):
imagine the conversations from the earliest age Pete Buddhajetge had
with his father. I have seen it. I can't even
put it into words. It's driving me crazy. I can't
put it into words what I've seen in anger. There's
something inside of him. Yeah, we'll get to that in
(25:34):
a minute, Chris. But there's something inside of him that
is genuine That's part of what made Obama so dangerous
and so damaging to this country. Obama is not Chuck Schumer.
He wasn't playing a role, just playing a role for
the animals. Barack Obama again because of his upbringing and
(25:54):
the people who nurtured him, who mentored him, Frank Marshall,
Davis Reverend, all these types. Barack Obama's hatred for America
was genuine. His wife maybe even more so. It's genuine.
It's not a put on. Pete Buddha Jeedge is genuine,
(26:16):
a genuine disdain for this country, and probably more than
just the country, a real, real hate on for Christianity.
You've seen it, Chris. Even Chris knows what I'm talking about.
I've seen it multiple times. It'll flash across his face
(26:37):
and he'll say something briefly and then he'll he'll he'll
he'll cover it back up. But there is a darkness
inside of that guy. And I'm not just talking about
his time in college. There's a darkness inside of that
guy that the thought of him taking power and maybe
you're thinking he can't. And maybe he can't because, like
Chris said, he's not gonna get the black vote, it's
(27:01):
just the black community is not going to vote for
a gay dude. That's not what they do. That's why
he it's why he struggles with the black community in
every Democrat primary. So maybe he can't. Maybe he can't
drink enough forties out of a black paper bag like
he did before. It's still one of the funniest political
things I've ever seen in my life. Maybe he can't
do that. But the thought of that guy taking the
(27:22):
reins as president worries me. It worries me a great deal.
And he's taking this very seriously, and he's going to
try to get that office. I'm not hopeful. Well, I'm
hopeful he won't be there, but I've been shocked before.
Now he's been shocked before. Probably stop, everyone, grow up.
(27:44):
Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's talk about something good,
because Chris and Corey are immature. Both of you are immature,
and you need to straighten upe. Let's talk about tunnel
to towers and taking care of what those and orphans
in the ultimate transition to something very serious. Of course,
we just lost another cop famous New York City, a wife,
(28:10):
two kids, got a knock on the door that every
CoP's wife dreads, he's never coming home again. How do
you even begin to put the pieces together after that?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And Tunnel to Towers, I don't want to act like
they're bringing people back, right. They can't. They don't do that.
But they have been coming alongside these fallen first responder
families for a long, long time member. Jonathan Diller, another
NYPD cop ambushed by an animal wife kid, Tunnel to
Towers stepped in and paid off their mortgage. Hey, we
(28:49):
can't bring them back, but we love you and we're
here for you. All Tunnel to Towers has ever asked for
is eleven bucks a month. Go by the way, go
look them up. Look up their charity rating. I don't
want you to take my word for it. Go look
up what they do with your eleven bucks a month.
Widows and Orphans is where it goes. T the number
(29:10):
two t dot org t twot dot org emails Next?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show, It is.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Remember
tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Thursday. Because I won't be
here Friday this week. You need to get your questions
emailed in right now to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Let's churn through a couple of these questions. Oracle, we
all know your position on food. If you had to
(29:50):
do a competitive eating competition, which food could you camala
down better than anybody? Most listeners would say Cheddarbay biscuits
or breakfast tacos. I say there is a dark horse,
maybe something your mom or wife makes.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
All right, So.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
There are a couple candidates here. The first you mentioned
the wife. You know what a cream pie is? An
oatmeal cream pie from Little Debbie. You've seen oatmeal cream pies.
Please tell me they even sell double decker ones now
in the gas station. Oh, Chris, they're intense. I don't
think they're Kocher, buddy. They might be. They are.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Why can't keep.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Track of all the rules anyway? Oatmeal cream pies are
one of the great Little Debbie snacks ever. Ab I've
told you this before. Bob makes homemade ones from scratch.
I'm talking the frosting in the middle, the cookies to everything.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
They are.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Didn't I bring some for you? Two idiots one time?
I think I did. I'll do that next time she
makes them. They are so good, we will. You know,
we always have these neighborhood get togethers where everybody brings
a dish. She shows up with these people will finish
them before anyone touches an entree. Everybody swarms on them.
(31:18):
I don't have the stomach I used to have. I
used to be able to take down two foot longs
from subway. You realize that I used to be able
to take down two foot long cheese steaks from subway.
I look like Pete Butha jets just hammering them. I
can't do that anymore. I swear I could eat ten
of these oatmealk cream pies. Maybe that's too much. Maybe
(31:41):
it's too much sugar. What Chris see Chris said, isn't
it too sweet? They're sweet, don't get me wrong, but
it's not like ice cream. I'm embarrassed to say what
I'm about to say. I don't even want to. I
feel a little dirty. You know, I can't really finish
milkshakes anymore. I love a milkshake. Order a milkshake, Yeah, exactly.
(32:02):
It's too much. It gets to be too sweet, it's
too much.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'll get halfway through and I'm you know what, I've
had my fill. They're sweet, just the right amount. I
think there's even a little a little salt of some
kind of there. I don't want to ask a recipe.
It's just mmm, they're really really good. But I really think,
(32:30):
I really think I could do damage in a chicken
wing competition. I do you mentioned Cheddarbay biscuits, And of
course those are probably the most delicious delicacy in America,
Red Lobster's Cheddarbas. But they're also a bit of a
gut bomb. Even when I go to Red Lobby with
the boys it's two or three, I have to hold
(32:51):
myself back before the meal comes because I want to
be able to eat my cage and shrimp pasta and whatnot.
I can eat a lot of chicken wings, and I
don't have, Like I said, I don't have the stomach
I used to have. I would be interested to see
how many wings I could take down in a wing competition.
(33:13):
And I've told you before about this place, and I
hate myself that I can't give them publicity because I
don't remember the name, which, honestly, I feel terrible outside
of Knoxville, Tennessee. When AB and I when I was
out of work and we were driving across the country
trying to find work in whatever states we wanted to
(33:33):
live in, Tennessee being one of the big ones because
I love it so much. We stopped at this barbecue
joint outside of Knoxville and there was a line. You
could see it from the highway, the barbecue joint. If
someone knows what this is, please please let email and
let me know. I want to give them pub. It
was a decent sized barbecue joint, meaning the building was
a good size, and it was off the highway because
(33:54):
we found it. We drove by it and there was
a line. The parking lot was full.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Lines. Don't lie. Park that was full.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
There was a line. We were starving. We had our
kids are really young. Hey, let's pull and get something.
They had wings in there that were I forget the
order smoked and baked and fried, smoked and baked and fried.
Oh my gosh, they were so good, and they had
(34:21):
the homemade dressings. I we didn't have enough money to
order extra back then, so I just got one order.
But I think it was ten to an order. I
could easily have done twenty without hesitation, maybe more.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Why are you making that face, Chris? What are you
making that face for it? What do you mean it's
not that much? Who do you think you are?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'll we eat more wings than you can eat? Yes,
I will, I'll eat plus. Remember my technique I've already got.
I've got the tongue punch technique with the flats where
you bite off one side. I only need one hand.
I've seen you do it before. You need two hands,
like an amateur.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
One hand.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I pick it up, boom, bite off one side, Flip
it over, boom, bite off the other side, put it
up to your mouth, tongue punch that center, meat out
the other side. Flip bite wing is clean, one handed
you that way, you get what it does? Is it
frees up another hand to grab your garlic bread, which
(35:27):
is the ultimate wing side, or fries, or take a
drink of something without getting wing sauce all over it.
Why are you ignoring all this when you could be
you could be learning from me. What an honor you
have to learn from a master, and you just ignore everything?
Kids these days, I bet you don't even have pure talk. Well,
(35:47):
never mind, I know you have pure Talk because you
save money. Look at the easiest sell to get Jewish
producer Chris to switch to Pure Talk was just the
money savings. I mean, he's fine with the veteran veterans
CEO stuff and the fact that they don't give to
Black Lives Matter and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
He's fine with.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The Only way to really close him was money, and
it is nice to save a bunch of money. I
was a sticker shocked in a good way. We had
T Mobile, We had four lines. I got four people
in my house. We switched from T Mobile, and my
bill got cut completely in half when we switched to
pure Talk. And you know, I don't do technology, so
(36:26):
I was a little nervous. I don't want a new phone.
I have my contacts in here. I don't want a
new phone number. I'm such an important celebrity. People have
my number already. When you switch to pure Talk, you
don't need a new phone. They'll give you one if
you want. Want all the newest stuff, they have it.
You don't need a new number. You keep your number.
They transfer all that for you. Plus their CEO is
(36:47):
a Vietnam veteran. You remember what they did for Independence Day.
They were giving out American flags to vets. I love
freaking pure talk man, and hey switch to save money.
Dial you can do this during the break. Dial pound
two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll save you
(37:08):
an additional fifty percent off your first month right now.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Huge savings. Right now.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We have
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