July 25, 2025 • 36 mins
The democrat party has been trying to break the country for years. Why doesn’t the incoming president get sworn in immediately after their election? The only way the country will survive is with a reformed Democrat party. Hunting bears in Canada.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday, a Friday night, a wonderful Friday.
We have all kinds of things coming up this hour.
We're gonna talk a little bit, just a little bit
about the late night TV disaster. These comedies are getting fired.
Someone wants to know some whys about that. The incoming
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president not getting sworn in the day after.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why don't we do that? Should we change that?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Before we get to any of that stuff and other things,
I'm gonna address this right off the beat, the guy says,
Doctor Jesse, isn't every activist judge who overrides Trump's orders involved.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
In a coup? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I know obviously the short answer to that question is yes,
of course. But every Democrat is involved in a coup,
all of them in a way. Let's let's have an
honest conversation here, Democrats, there's a reason they don't fly
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the American flag. There's a reason. Let me let me
ask you this. Let me ask you genuinely, asking when
is the last time in your life you saw a
Democrat and a Democrat politician speak lovingly and genuinely about
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the greatness of America. I know there may be a
passing reference now and then, but they, of course, even
when they're trying to do that, let's say it's Independence
Day and its and it's Joe Biden, it's always like.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I've in America, the land of the Free, a great land.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I mean, granted, we're not perfect and we still have
a lot of problems. They can't get out one sentence
of the country is great. When is the last time
you saw a national Democrat speak lovingly about America? When
you can't name one, or at least not anywhere close
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to the modern era, if you rewind, you know, all
the way back to JFK, those types of Democrats would
But you can't name one. You can't, you can't name one.
There's a reason you can't name one, because they don't
do it. The whole purpose of the party, the entire
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purpose of the modern Democrat Party is to break America.
The central platform of the party in every way is
this place sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That is the central platform.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And if you just listen to them campaign, listen to
them talk, they scream it all the time. This is evil,
this is wrong. America is evil. America is evil. This
part's evil. This part sucks. These guys are evil. They suck,
They suck, They suck, and they suck. We should wreck this,
and this deserves to be wrecked, and that deserves to
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be wrecked. The entire Democrat Party operates as a coup apparatus.
If you are someone, for whatever reason, who hates America,
you have an ax to grind with America.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
There's only one political party you would vote for, and
we both know what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Even you communists who hate listen to the show, know
what I'm saying is true. The Democrat Party is operating
on a national scale, operating a coup, putting together a coup.
The purpose of the party is to tear down what
we have, break it. These freedoms ridiculous. We had the
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President of the United States of America in the year
twenty twenty to twenty twenty four, Joe Biden use repeatedly
use a phrase that at most of human history in
this country, most of American history, i should say, in
this country would have probably resulted in you getting impeached.
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You would certainly never be able to stand for election
ever again. The president of the United States of America
repeatedly stood up in front of the American people and said, well,
no amendment's absolute. The sacred rights enshrined in our constitution.
One's like the Second Amendment, the First Amendment. Well, none
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of that's absolute. Oh yeah, go ahead, Chris.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No amendment, no amendment to the Constitution is absolute.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Second Amendments his national film.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Like any other members nationally, we talk like it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
There's no amendment, it's absolute. When the amendment was passed,
it didn't say anybody can own a gun and any
kind of gun and any kind of weapon. You couldn't
buy a cannon. And when this amendment was passed, everybody thinks,
somehow the Second Amendment is absolute. You're not allowed to
go out and on an automatic weapon. You're not allowed
to own a machine gun, you're not allowed on a flamethrower,
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You're not allowed on so many other things.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Now I know we and most definitely the Democrat Party
has rotted to the point that maybe those statements don't
rattle you, don't shock you. For almost all of American history,
politicians would have been afraid to say something like that,
the amendments are absolute. There's no question the Democrat Party
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is the coup party. The whole purpose of the party
is America sucks. Help me burn it down. America sucks,
Help me burn it down. You ask whether every activist
judge who overrides Trump's orders is involved in a coup.
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That's what Democrats do. If there is something that protects
America or helps America, something like securing the border, you
understand as a Democrat you have to try to put
a stop to that. You opened up the border on purpose,
you brought in murders and rapists en mass on purpose.
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You're trying to burn the place down. So whenever anyone
tries to stop you from that revolution, you know that
you have to use your power. Maybe it's a judge,
city council, United States senator, whatever power you have, you
must use it for the revolution. Let's be honest about
where we are. And this was in no way a
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praise of the republic Party, which is so feckless and
weak and pathetic, sometimes spends too much money, stupid. You know,
anything bad you could say about Republicans, I would probably
agree with you. But the Democrat Party as a whole
despises the country.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And if you hate.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
America, there's only one party you vote for if you
love America. I'm not saying you have to vote Republican.
I realized there are plenty of libertarians listing, and that
the people of different bends. But if you hate America,
you know who to vote for. They practically scream it
on the campaign trail. I've always thought, I've always thought this,
I've always wanted this that when people do that when
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it's presidential season and it's debate time and they're starting
to have debates. The question was always well, if you
could ask one question of the Democrats on stage, what
would it be? Every single time I come up with
the same question, tell me what you love about America.
Could you imagine watching a stage full of Democrats try
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to try to work their way through that question. It
would be full if they even attempted to, It would
be full of all kinds of qualifiers. Now, I know
we still have a lot of problems, and there's a
lot of equality, and obviously that it's a really ugly
past and there's been a lot of genocide here, but
I love I love the fact that we're It would
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even their compliment would be some kind of, you know,
backhanded compliment. I love my favorite thing about America is
we're We're still trying to get it right.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We have a long way to go.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
But they can't just say I love it the way
you can for the person, the people you love most
in your life. Your kids, your mom, your wife, your husband. Hey,
tell me what you love about your husband. How long
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would it take you to start listing off things? Not
very long?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Hey, do you love your kids? Tell me what you
love about your kids?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Man, they have such sweethearts that you would never say, well,
I mean he's kind of an idiot in a dirt
ball and I really hate his stupid laugh, and he
kind of has an ugly face, and he got a
sea last year in chemistry, but you know he's working
on that. You'd never say that about your kids, would you.
Of course not, because you just love them.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And if I.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Asked you to tell me why, the love would be obvious,
wouldn't it It would? It would probably show up on
your face before I heard it in your words. Tell
me what you love about your mom. It would just
come out of you. My mom, she is the best,
she is always. It would never be well, I mean
she's kind of a stupid idiot and oh, gosh, she's
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terrible with money, but you would never that's not what
will come out of you. But that's how Democrats talk
about America. Every single part of the Democrat Party today
has not always been this way, but every single part
of the Democrat Party today works as a revolution. That's
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what they're fighting. They're fighting a revolution. It's not an accident.
They spend a fortune, all kinds of consultants, millions of dollars,
set up their national convention without a single American flag.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Not an accident on purpose.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Not one Democrat, not one person involved, looked at how
their convention was set up and said, maybe maybe we
should get the red, white, and blue in here. Not
one that'd be shamed into it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's a fact.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, you know what, Chris, that's a great one.
We'll use that coming back from the break. Dome actually
had a great one. That just it's so perfect for
what we're about to say. We'll put a little bow
on this and then we'll move on to other things.
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Speaker 1 (11:08):
We just don't. We are getting out bred.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
For lack of a more delicate way to put it,
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
We'll be back with Dome next the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It is is that Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Friday, And ask doctor Jesse Friday one final word
on this about you know, are the judges. Are the
judges operating a coup? And I said, well, the entire
Democrat parties operating a coup, that's what they're doing. And
I mentioned how they talk about America. Dome was asked,
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you know, kind of a version of the tell me
what you love about America? Make you can make fun
of her all you want. This is how Democrats always
answer this question.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
We need to guard that spirit. We have to guard
that spirit.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the
source of our optimism, which is that spirit that is
so uniquely American, And let that then inspire us by
helping us to be inspired to solve the problems that
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so many face, including our small business owners.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
She couldn't even get through that meaningless word salad garbage
without throwing in you hear it at the end. Help
us solve our many many problems.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
They can't do it. They're operating a coup Jesse. Why
does the incoming president not get sworn in the day
after the election? That leaves too much time for the
outgoing president to lay traps and destroy evidence. The idea
of a peaceful transfer of power is nice, but this
is a different age. Okay, well, let's talk about that,
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because I mean, you kind of summed it up at
the end, and maybe this would be somber. We'll try
to do some lighthearted stuff after this for a couple
of minutes, but we talk about the problems we have,
and our problems are huge as a country. They are
How do we solve them. What do we need to
do here? We should change this law here, change that
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law there. And I myself have complained about this transition
period that after Democrats lose, before Republicans are sworn in,
they do a whole bunch of evil things. Barack Obama
did it. We have all that revealed. Now what Obama did,
Joe Biden did it? Remember how they just started handing
out billions of dollars to left wing groups in that
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little period of time when the Communists are about to
lose power.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
They do the.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Most horrible, despicable things with that time frame. And so
we talk about we have to shrink that timeframe. We
have to swear in the president the next day. And
I agree with all all that stuff's true. We'll get
to why that doesn't happen in a moment. But here's
the god's honest truth. It's something I've mentioned before on
the show. We really truly cannot save America long term
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unless the Democrat Party changes into something it's not.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Doesn't mean they have to change into Republicans. I'm not
saying that, but we can't save the country long term
if one of the two major political parties is trying
to burn it down. What we're doing now, you and
me elections, local elections, being activists, trying to you know
what we're doing. Truly, we're trying to tread water. We're
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trying to keep our head above water until the Democrat
Party reforms. In the hopes I should say that the
Democrat Party will reform, because you can't operate a country
long term when one political party operates the way they operate. Yes,
right now, because Democrats are so evil. When a Republican wins,
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he should be sworn in the next day. But where
does that tell you? What does that tell you about
where you are as a country? If say my wife
has a drinking problem, believe me, she doesn't. But let's
say my wife has a terrible drinking problem and it's
out of control, and she's just drinking.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
All day long, all day.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's just just this horrible, horrible drinking problem, and so
I can't be at work as much because I need
to be home watching her to make sure she doesn't
get drunk and hurt herself. Now, being home to watch
her may help for a while, but I'm just treading
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water until she gets herself cleaned up. In the end,
I can't watch her all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
In the end, she's got to get herself cleaned up,
or it's not gonna work. Something's gonna fall apart. It's
going to be disastrous in the end. That's what we're
dealing with today with the communists. We are trying to
pass enough laws, when enough elections adjust this, adjust that,
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get this judge in bank on the Supreme Court. Here,
we're just trying to keep our heads above water until
the Democrat Party, Lord Willing, stops being sick, demonic, and evil.
That's what we're up against here.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
This is this can't go on.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
There is irrefutable evidence that detail how President Obama and
his national security team directed the creation of an intelligence
community assessment.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
That they knew was false. They knew it would.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Promote this contrived narrative that Russia interfered in the twenty
sixteen election to help President Trump win, selling it to
the American people as though it were true.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
The report that we released today's shows in great detail
how they carried this out. They manufactured findings from shoddy sources,
They suppressed evidence and credible intelligence that disproved their false claim.
They disobeyed traditional tradecraft intelligence community standards and withheld the
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truth from the American people. In doing so, they conspired
to subvert the will of the American people who elected
Donald Trump in that election in November of twenty sixteen.
They worked with their partners in the media to promote
this lie, ultimately to undermine the legitimacy of President Trump
and launching what would be a year's long coup against him.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
We can't go on like that forever. We can't watch
the Wife forever. That has to change. Let's lighten it
up a little bit. Next, get the Care for Rhinos
eight Days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday Memory. If you
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miss any part of the show, you can download the
whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. One more word on
what we just said, because Jewish producer Chris just said,
what if they won't self reform, what do we do?
Because we were talking about how the only way to
save the country long term is a reform Democrat party.
Until then, we're just treading water, trying to hold the
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animals off. If they won't self reform, what do we do.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Okay, Well, let's say let's say you have.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
A ranch, a little ranch, it's a little family ranch,
five hundred acres something like that. You have fifty head
of cattle on this ranch, you have a couple of sheep,
cup of chickens. They're your livelihood. You are an animal lover.
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Most ranchers are to some extent respect for the animals.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Let's say you get a wolf problem.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Of course, being a rancher, being as how that's your livelihood,
you're gonna have to trap them. You're gonna have to
kill some of them, but you've got to try to
hold the wolves off. You don't want to wipe them
out to completely exterminate him. You love wolves, but they
are your cows and your chickens and your sheep a
your livelihood. At some point in time, if they won't
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stop eating the cattle, you have to choose total victory
or you're gonna have to sell the ranch and move.
There's no other way around it. If the Democrat Party
will not reform and stop their demonic ways, stop their
revolution against the country, then we are going to have
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to try to achieve total political victory and run them
out of power. Every single place we find them in
this country. Ah, but that'll take too long. You are right,
that is not the ideal solution. It would take decades
and decades and decades decades to do that. But there's
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not another solution. Either they reform, or we have to
run them out completely, or we get a divorce. There's
no other way.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We can't.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I've used this analogy before and it's the most appropriate
analogy there is.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
If my wife wants to burn.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Our house down, and I love our house, I want
our house to stand, who's going to win in the end.
Can I watch her all the time? Or at some
point in time is she going to get behind my back.
I've got to go to work, I let the dog
out something, and she's going to pull out the matches
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in the gas. If we share a home with a
political party that wants to burn the place down, we
either have to change their way of thinking or.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
We have to run them out of the house.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But you're not going to share a home with someone
trying to burn the house down, because eventually they're going to.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's just all there is to it. Eventually they're going
to We.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Can't build human beings can't build as fast as human
beings can destroy. You can take twenty years designing, chiseling,
sculpting the tallest, most beautiful Jesse Kelly's statue in the world,
and you should what, Chris, But how long would it
take somebody to tear it down with the proper materials?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's down there, You go, move on, Jesse. Dear House
want to be I'm not like House.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
My oldest son keeps saying that I'm like this TV
character House, not like him at all. How do you
handle donations in public that force you to go through
their path and guilt you into giving. Our local police
and fire departments stand in busy intersections with boots collecting money,
similar to the bell ringers outside of the stores at Christmas.
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It works on me and most others, but I figured
you had a way to avoid guilt giving all my
answers No for everybody. For the most part, I just
say no now. I don't want to act like I'm
impervious to this. When it's firefighters or cops. I have
most definitely given before. But you know that thing that
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all these businesses do. Would you like to round up
twenty five cents for when you're red Jack in the
box or something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You're just trying to buy a.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Bag of chips and Walgreens, would you like to donate
two dollars to the homeless. No, that's my automatic answer.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And I don't feel the least bit bad about it
at all because most of those organizations, they're doing it
for tax write off reasons, and the charity they're giving
it to, they never break it down and explain it
to you. It's not like they're given to Preborn. It's
not like they're given to Tunnel to Towers. Remember what
I've warned you about charities. There are charity rating sites,
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websites multiple Before you ever give to a charity, whatever
it is. Get past the flowery name, Get past that
email that looks good, help us give a sick puppy
to the troops, Get past that. Look up that charity
on a charity rating website. Chris and me, this was
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before Corey came. When we started getting requests from these
different charities like Preborn or like Tunnel to Towers, we
paused everything because I'm so jaded, and we went digging first,
and we won't support anything that doesn't have basically a
perfect rating. Do you have any idea how many charities
out there? I'm using the air fingers quote swindle all
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your freaking money and hand it out to everything. I
don't trust any of them. My automatic answer is no
to everything, and I don't feel the least bit bad
about it.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That said, I try.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
To be I'm a horrible person, as you know. I
try to always be on the lookout for something that
touches my heart. But that has burned me in the
past too. If I'm being honest with you, you can't
look up individuals with charities. So when I hear a
personal story, Hey, this family just lost their house, you know, Hey,
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can you help them out? When I hear a personal
story like that, oftentimes, because I'm a big idiot, I
will think to myself, Oh, I want to help, how
can I help?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
And I've been torched on that more times than I
can count.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Remember that story I told you about after church in
Tucson one time. Now, I was pretty fresh out of
the rink where it's not like I had a lot
of money, but I think I probably had thirty forty
bucks in my back pocket. I come out of church
and in the church parking lot. Go figure, there's this lady,
this young mother there, and she has two or three kids.
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I forget what it's all small kids, and of course
she's holding one, she's got a baby. And she comes
right up to me at the parking lot. Hey, I'm desperate.
I've lost and now I forget every o the SOB story.
She told me, can you help out? Immediately I'm ripping,
reaching in my back pocket. I didn't even know how
much it was, just grabbed all the money I had
and just handed it to her. Yeah, go ahead, Oh
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I'm so sorry. And then I got in my truck
and looked across. It was the church shared a parking
lot with a big I think it was an empty
grocery store, but it's a big parking lot. Sat and
watched her walk across the parking lot to what I if.
I remember a brand spanking new Lexus SUV that she
and all those poor poor kids who aren't even eating
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went and hopped into. And I felt like the biggest
chump in the world.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I've been a regular brand new listener to your show
on the news station out of Buffalo for almost three
weeks now, all the subject of this one is greetings
from Canada. I enjoy your show. You have way too
much common sense. My only question is what are your
thoughts on Canada if you have any currently or from
the past, politically experienced experiences, traveling in the country, so
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on and so forth. Okay, well, I've spent a lot
of time in Canada. As a matter of fact, one
of my earliest fishing memories was it was part of
the family and I don't remember whose it was, but
when I was in Ohio, my dad was a big outdoorsman,
remember hunting, fishing, that's what he did. They took us
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up to a cabin. It wasn't anything fancy a cabin
in Canada, and that was my first introduction to muskie fish.
That was fishing for more aggressive fish, snapping turtles.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And then you know what, Chris.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You don't know what snapping turtles are. They are very,
very aggressive and I almost learned that lesson the hard
way anyway, snapping turtles, all of it. But all right,
I'll finish up on Canada here in a moment. Then
we'll get back to politics.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hang on, miss catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly show on a Wonderful Friday,
reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. We'll get back to the politics and
if you it's Friday, I feel like taking a break.
Somebody asked about Canada. One are my experiences. So when
I was a little little kid, we went up I
think only once once or twice to this cabin that
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someone in the family owned in Canada. It's long gone
since then, but went up there, did some fish in
that that I experienced that. Then we moved to Montana
when I was ten.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
My next experience in Canada was we were in Montana,
which is I believe south of Alberta. I think it's anyway,
whatever province.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It doesn't really matter, it's Canada, whatever province. It happened
to be south of The drinking age.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Up there was eighteen instead of twenty one, and so
when we all turned eighteen, like the bunch of idiot
heathens we were, we all loaded up in somebody's crappy
car and drove up into Canada so we could legally
buy beer. I know it was really dumb and immature,
and kids, please don't do stupid things like that. It's
a miracle. I'm still alive. So we went up into
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Canada to get beer. Then my father there's actually a
story behind this. So my dad had always wanted to
go bear hunting in Canada, black bear hunting. My dad
wants to go, So I'm gonna go. Apparently it's way
way way up north into Canada. We go up there,
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go back, black bear hunting. So he schedules this trip
ahead of time. I need to stress this point for
the show. It's scheduled like a year ahead of time,
scheduled and paid for, scheduled and paid for. Now, this
is post marine Corps. I am not only dating ob
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Remember Aubrey was an elite gymnast. She was actually on
the Canadian national team. She was on the University of
Arizona gymnastics team but full scholarship, and she made nationals there,
Like she was really really good.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
But she's a gymnast. That's why I agreed to meet her.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
She ends up falling in practice off of the balance beam.
She falls off the balance beam, like two days or
one day before I'm supposed to leave for Canada with
my father. She falls off the balance beam. She still
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tells a story to this day like I'm the worst
person in the world. And she dislocates her thumb. All right, Again,
I want.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
To stress she didn't dislocate her head. She didn't have
a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It was a thumb, all right, But it was severely dislocated.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I will hand you that. They couldn't pop it back
into place because all the tendons were torn up. Oh,
it was a mess. It was nasty. So she's tough
as nails.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
She can handle it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
She had to go in for surgery. I, being the
wonderful gentleman I am, was there when she went into
surgery and waited there for when she got out of surgery,
so I could drive her home.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Thumb surgery, not heart surgery, not brain surgery. Thumb surgery.
She gets out, I drive her home. This is the
part of the story she very much embellishes. She tells
everybody to this day that I dropped her off at
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the curb and left. That's not true at all. I
walked her inside.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Of the house.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
She had a roommate too, who was a woman. That's
what women are made to do, is take care of
stuff like that. I got her situated on the count.
She had a cast on, and she was kind of
drugged up anyway, that's probably why she misremembers the whole thing.
I made sure she was okay, and then I get
ready to leave, and she says, where are you going?
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I said, I'm going bear hunting. Remember I'm going bear
hunting in Canada. But I just had surgery. Yes, and
now you're out of surgery, and it went well either way,
I have to go bear hunting with my father.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I shall return right. That's the way.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Look, Odysseus had to go off. Okay, this is what
it's like. Lewis and Clark had no choice but to
go explore what Chris had no choice but to go
explore out west? What? Chris?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
What? How many days was I gone? A week? It
wasn't too bad. It was a week. It was a Canada.
It was a thumb.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
You've got two hands, all right, it was one thumb
and you had a roommate. I went up to Canada
bear hunting, wondering I didn't kill one.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I grew up hunting differently, meaning when we went to Montana,
that's when I really really started hunting. And in Montana
you have to stalk your prey. If you're deer hunting,
you got to get out there. You got to get
where they are. You have to low crawl, you have
to figure things out. If you're antelope hunting, you're going
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to be all over the rolling hills of the prairie
trying to you're hunting, right. If you're elk hunting, you
are walking up into the mountains, you're tracking them, You're
it's you're hunting, Okay. When I got up there to
bear hunt, I discovered that they had these super high
tree stands. I'll get to that in a moment, super
high tree stands, and that they put these tree stands
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by these barrels, these big barrels that they'd put out
in the woods, and they put stale doughnuts out there
and they baited. It was just bait for the bears
to come in. Now again, I don't want to sound
like some hippie animal rights activists, as I'm not, but
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I do love animals. I enjoyed hunting, but I do
love animals. The hunting was about the competition, right, and
that could I do? What could I find it? I
had plenty of bear come out and start eating. It
didn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Does that make sense, Chris? Do I sound like a
total woost there? It didn't. What's the challenge? Yeah, I
don't want to It's not that I want.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
To kill a bear. I want to hunt a bear.
You know, the killing is not the joy in it.
I want to hunt one. I want to see if
I if I can do it, if I can find him,
if I can Throwing some donuts on the ground and
just shooting him from a tree stand didn't seem.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Right, but it almost bit me in the rear.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It. Bear comes out rooting around. Bears have incredible noses.
Bear starts sniffing my way. I am sixty feet plus
up in a tree when I set a tree stand.
Don't think I meant, you know, fifteen feet up. You
are way way way up in this tree stand. You
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just go up there and sit up there for hours.
He's sniffing around, sniffing around. Finally starts very clearly sniffing
my direction and starts walking in my direction.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
A large black bear.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
He gets to the base of the tree and he
is now staring up directly at me, and I'm staring
down at him.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And he starts coming up.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
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All right, I'll finish that story. We'll get back to
politics next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday, a Friday night, a wonderful Friday.
We have all kinds of things coming up this hour.
We're gonna talk a little bit, just a little bit
about the late night TV disaster. These comedies are getting fired.
Someone wants to know some whys about that. The incoming
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president not getting sworn in the day after.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why don't we do that? Should we change that?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Before we get to any of that stuff and other things,
I'm gonna address this right off the beat, the guy says,
Doctor Jesse, isn't every activist judge who overrides Trump's orders involved.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
In a coup? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I know obviously the short answer to that question is yes,
of course. But every Democrat is involved in a coup,
all of them in a way. Let's let's have an
honest conversation here, Democrats, there's a reason they don't fly
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the American flag. There's a reason. Let me let me
ask you this. Let me ask you genuinely, asking when
is the last time in your life you saw a
Democrat and a Democrat politician speak lovingly and genuinely about
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the greatness of America. I know there may be a
passing reference now and then, but they, of course, even
when they're trying to do that, let's say it's Independence
Day and its and it's Joe Biden, it's always like.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I've in America, the land of the Free, a great land.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I mean, granted, we're not perfect and we still have
a lot of problems. They can't get out one sentence
of the country is great. When is the last time
you saw a national Democrat speak lovingly about America? When
you can't name one, or at least not anywhere close
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to the modern era, if you rewind, you know, all
the way back to JFK, those types of Democrats would
But you can't name one. You can't, you can't name one.
There's a reason you can't name one, because they don't
do it. The whole purpose of the party, the entire
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purpose of the modern Democrat Party is to break America.
The central platform of the party in every way is
this place sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That is the central platform.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And if you just listen to them campaign, listen to
them talk, they scream it all the time. This is evil,
this is wrong. America is evil. America is evil. This
part's evil. This part sucks. These guys are evil. They suck,
They suck, They suck, and they suck. We should wreck this,
and this deserves to be wrecked, and that deserves to
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be wrecked. The entire Democrat Party operates as a coup apparatus.
If you are someone, for whatever reason, who hates America,
you have an ax to grind with America.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
There's only one political party you would vote for, and
we both know what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Even you communists who hate listen to the show, know
what I'm saying is true. The Democrat Party is operating
on a national scale, operating a coup, putting together a coup.
The purpose of the party is to tear down what
we have, break it. These freedoms ridiculous. We had the
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President of the United States of America in the year
twenty twenty to twenty twenty four, Joe Biden use repeatedly
use a phrase that at most of human history in
this country, most of American history, i should say, in
this country would have probably resulted in you getting impeached.
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You would certainly never be able to stand for election
ever again. The president of the United States of America
repeatedly stood up in front of the American people and said, well,
no amendment's absolute. The sacred rights enshrined in our constitution.
One's like the Second Amendment, the First Amendment. Well, none
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of that's absolute. Oh yeah, go ahead, Chris.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No amendment, no amendment to the Constitution is absolute.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Second Amendments his national film.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Like any other members nationally, we talk like it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
There's no amendment, it's absolute. When the amendment was passed,
it didn't say anybody can own a gun and any
kind of gun and any kind of weapon. You couldn't
buy a cannon. And when this amendment was passed, everybody thinks,
somehow the Second Amendment is absolute. You're not allowed to
go out and on an automatic weapon. You're not allowed
to own a machine gun, you're not allowed on a flamethrower,
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You're not allowed on so many other things.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Now I know we and most definitely the Democrat Party
has rotted to the point that maybe those statements don't
rattle you, don't shock you. For almost all of American history,
politicians would have been afraid to say something like that,
the amendments are absolute. There's no question the Democrat Party
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is the coup party. The whole purpose of the party
is America sucks. Help me burn it down. America sucks,
Help me burn it down. You ask whether every activist
judge who overrides Trump's orders is involved in a coup.
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That's what Democrats do. If there is something that protects
America or helps America, something like securing the border, you
understand as a Democrat you have to try to put
a stop to that. You opened up the border on purpose,
you brought in murders and rapists en mass on purpose.
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You're trying to burn the place down. So whenever anyone
tries to stop you from that revolution, you know that
you have to use your power. Maybe it's a judge,
city council, United States senator, whatever power you have, you
must use it for the revolution. Let's be honest about
where we are. And this was in no way a
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praise of the republic Party, which is so feckless and
weak and pathetic, sometimes spends too much money, stupid. You know,
anything bad you could say about Republicans, I would probably
agree with you. But the Democrat Party as a whole
despises the country.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And if you hate.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
America, there's only one party you vote for if you
love America. I'm not saying you have to vote Republican.
I realized there are plenty of libertarians listing, and that
the people of different bends. But if you hate America,
you know who to vote for. They practically scream it
on the campaign trail. I've always thought, I've always thought this,
I've always wanted this that when people do that when
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it's presidential season and it's debate time and they're starting
to have debates. The question was always well, if you
could ask one question of the Democrats on stage, what
would it be? Every single time I come up with
the same question, tell me what you love about America.
Could you imagine watching a stage full of Democrats try
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to try to work their way through that question. It
would be full if they even attempted to, It would
be full of all kinds of qualifiers. Now, I know
we still have a lot of problems, and there's a
lot of equality, and obviously that it's a really ugly
past and there's been a lot of genocide here, but
I love I love the fact that we're It would
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even their compliment would be some kind of, you know,
backhanded compliment. I love my favorite thing about America is
we're We're still trying to get it right.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We have a long way to go.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
But they can't just say I love it the way
you can for the person, the people you love most
in your life. Your kids, your mom, your wife, your husband. Hey,
tell me what you love about your husband. How long
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would it take you to start listing off things? Not
very long?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Hey, do you love your kids? Tell me what you
love about your kids?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Man, they have such sweethearts that you would never say, well,
I mean he's kind of an idiot in a dirt
ball and I really hate his stupid laugh, and he
kind of has an ugly face, and he got a
sea last year in chemistry, but you know he's working
on that. You'd never say that about your kids, would you.
Of course not, because you just love them.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And if I.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Asked you to tell me why, the love would be obvious,
wouldn't it It would? It would probably show up on
your face before I heard it in your words. Tell
me what you love about your mom. It would just
come out of you. My mom, she is the best,
she is always. It would never be well, I mean
she's kind of a stupid idiot and oh, gosh, she's
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terrible with money, but you would never that's not what
will come out of you. But that's how Democrats talk
about America. Every single part of the Democrat Party today
has not always been this way, but every single part
of the Democrat Party today works as a revolution. That's
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what they're fighting. They're fighting a revolution. It's not an accident.
They spend a fortune, all kinds of consultants, millions of dollars,
set up their national convention without a single American flag.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Not an accident on purpose.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Not one Democrat, not one person involved, looked at how
their convention was set up and said, maybe maybe we
should get the red, white, and blue in here. Not
one that'd be shamed into it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's a fact.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, you know what, Chris, that's a great one.
We'll use that coming back from the break. Dome actually
had a great one. That just it's so perfect for
what we're about to say. We'll put a little bow
on this and then we'll move on to other things.
Speaking of Dome, you need to get your testosterone up,
all right, what Chris, just listen, you need to get
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your tea levels up. We don't make enough babies in
this country.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
We just don't. We are getting out bred.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
For lack of a more delicate way to put it,
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make the babies.
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
We'll be back with Dome next the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It is is that Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Friday, And ask doctor Jesse Friday one final word
on this about you know, are the judges. Are the
judges operating a coup? And I said, well, the entire
Democrat parties operating a coup, that's what they're doing. And
I mentioned how they talk about America. Dome was asked,
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you know, kind of a version of the tell me
what you love about America? Make you can make fun
of her all you want. This is how Democrats always
answer this question.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
We need to guard that spirit. We have to guard
that spirit.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the
source of our optimism, which is that spirit that is
so uniquely American, And let that then inspire us by
helping us to be inspired to solve the problems that
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so many face, including our small business owners.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
She couldn't even get through that meaningless word salad garbage
without throwing in you hear it at the end. Help
us solve our many many problems.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
They can't do it. They're operating a coup Jesse. Why
does the incoming president not get sworn in the day
after the election? That leaves too much time for the
outgoing president to lay traps and destroy evidence. The idea
of a peaceful transfer of power is nice, but this
is a different age. Okay, well, let's talk about that,
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because I mean, you kind of summed it up at
the end, and maybe this would be somber. We'll try
to do some lighthearted stuff after this for a couple
of minutes, but we talk about the problems we have,
and our problems are huge as a country. They are
How do we solve them. What do we need to
do here? We should change this law here, change that
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law there. And I myself have complained about this transition
period that after Democrats lose, before Republicans are sworn in,
they do a whole bunch of evil things. Barack Obama
did it. We have all that revealed. Now what Obama did,
Joe Biden did it? Remember how they just started handing
out billions of dollars to left wing groups in that
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little period of time when the Communists are about to
lose power.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
They do the.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Most horrible, despicable things with that time frame. And so
we talk about we have to shrink that timeframe. We
have to swear in the president the next day. And
I agree with all all that stuff's true. We'll get
to why that doesn't happen in a moment. But here's
the god's honest truth. It's something I've mentioned before on
the show. We really truly cannot save America long term
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unless the Democrat Party changes into something it's not.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Doesn't mean they have to change into Republicans. I'm not
saying that, but we can't save the country long term
if one of the two major political parties is trying
to burn it down. What we're doing now, you and
me elections, local elections, being activists, trying to you know
what we're doing. Truly, we're trying to tread water. We're
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trying to keep our head above water until the Democrat
Party reforms. In the hopes I should say that the
Democrat Party will reform, because you can't operate a country
long term when one political party operates the way they operate. Yes,
right now, because Democrats are so evil. When a Republican wins,
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he should be sworn in the next day. But where
does that tell you? What does that tell you about
where you are as a country? If say my wife
has a drinking problem, believe me, she doesn't. But let's
say my wife has a terrible drinking problem and it's
out of control, and she's just drinking.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
All day long, all day.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's just just this horrible, horrible drinking problem, and so
I can't be at work as much because I need
to be home watching her to make sure she doesn't
get drunk and hurt herself. Now, being home to watch
her may help for a while, but I'm just treading
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water until she gets herself cleaned up. In the end,
I can't watch her all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
In the end, she's got to get herself cleaned up,
or it's not gonna work. Something's gonna fall apart. It's
going to be disastrous in the end. That's what we're
dealing with today with the communists. We are trying to
pass enough laws, when enough elections adjust this, adjust that,
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get this judge in bank on the Supreme Court. Here,
we're just trying to keep our heads above water until
the Democrat Party, Lord Willing, stops being sick, demonic, and evil.
That's what we're up against here.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
This is this can't go on.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
There is irrefutable evidence that detail how President Obama and
his national security team directed the creation of an intelligence
community assessment.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
That they knew was false. They knew it would.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Promote this contrived narrative that Russia interfered in the twenty
sixteen election to help President Trump win, selling it to
the American people as though it were true.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
The report that we released today's shows in great detail
how they carried this out. They manufactured findings from shoddy sources,
They suppressed evidence and credible intelligence that disproved their false claim.
They disobeyed traditional tradecraft intelligence community standards and withheld the
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truth from the American people. In doing so, they conspired
to subvert the will of the American people who elected
Donald Trump in that election in November of twenty sixteen.
They worked with their partners in the media to promote
this lie, ultimately to undermine the legitimacy of President Trump
and launching what would be a year's long coup against him.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
We can't go on like that forever. We can't watch
the Wife forever. That has to change. Let's lighten it
up a little bit. Next, get the Care for Rhinos
eight Days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday Memory. If you
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miss any part of the show, you can download the
whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. One more word on
what we just said, because Jewish producer Chris just said,
what if they won't self reform, what do we do?
Because we were talking about how the only way to
save the country long term is a reform Democrat party.
Until then, we're just treading water, trying to hold the
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animals off. If they won't self reform, what do we do.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Okay, Well, let's say let's say you have.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
A ranch, a little ranch, it's a little family ranch,
five hundred acres something like that. You have fifty head
of cattle on this ranch, you have a couple of sheep,
cup of chickens. They're your livelihood. You are an animal lover.
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Most ranchers are to some extent respect for the animals.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Let's say you get a wolf problem.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Of course, being a rancher, being as how that's your livelihood,
you're gonna have to trap them. You're gonna have to
kill some of them, but you've got to try to
hold the wolves off. You don't want to wipe them
out to completely exterminate him. You love wolves, but they
are your cows and your chickens and your sheep a
your livelihood. At some point in time, if they won't
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stop eating the cattle, you have to choose total victory
or you're gonna have to sell the ranch and move.
There's no other way around it. If the Democrat Party
will not reform and stop their demonic ways, stop their
revolution against the country, then we are going to have
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to try to achieve total political victory and run them
out of power. Every single place we find them in
this country. Ah, but that'll take too long. You are right,
that is not the ideal solution. It would take decades
and decades and decades decades to do that. But there's
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not another solution. Either they reform, or we have to
run them out completely, or we get a divorce. There's
no other way.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We can't.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I've used this analogy before and it's the most appropriate
analogy there is.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
If my wife wants to burn.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Our house down, and I love our house, I want
our house to stand, who's going to win in the end.
Can I watch her all the time? Or at some
point in time is she going to get behind my back.
I've got to go to work, I let the dog
out something, and she's going to pull out the matches
(21:35):
in the gas. If we share a home with a
political party that wants to burn the place down, we
either have to change their way of thinking or.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
We have to run them out of the house.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But you're not going to share a home with someone
trying to burn the house down, because eventually they're going to.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's just all there is to it. Eventually they're going
to We.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Can't build human beings can't build as fast as human
beings can destroy. You can take twenty years designing, chiseling,
sculpting the tallest, most beautiful Jesse Kelly's statue in the world,
and you should what, Chris, But how long would it
take somebody to tear it down with the proper materials?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's down there, You go, move on, Jesse. Dear House
want to be I'm not like House.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
My oldest son keeps saying that I'm like this TV
character House, not like him at all. How do you
handle donations in public that force you to go through
their path and guilt you into giving. Our local police
and fire departments stand in busy intersections with boots collecting money,
similar to the bell ringers outside of the stores at Christmas.
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It works on me and most others, but I figured
you had a way to avoid guilt giving all my
answers No for everybody. For the most part, I just
say no now. I don't want to act like I'm
impervious to this. When it's firefighters or cops. I have
most definitely given before. But you know that thing that
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all these businesses do. Would you like to round up
twenty five cents for when you're red Jack in the
box or something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You're just trying to buy a.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Bag of chips and Walgreens, would you like to donate
two dollars to the homeless. No, that's my automatic answer.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And I don't feel the least bit bad about it
at all because most of those organizations, they're doing it
for tax write off reasons, and the charity they're giving
it to, they never break it down and explain it
to you. It's not like they're given to Preborn. It's
not like they're given to Tunnel to Towers. Remember what
I've warned you about charities. There are charity rating sites,
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websites multiple Before you ever give to a charity, whatever
it is. Get past the flowery name, Get past that
email that looks good, help us give a sick puppy
to the troops, Get past that. Look up that charity
on a charity rating website. Chris and me, this was
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before Corey came. When we started getting requests from these
different charities like Preborn or like Tunnel to Towers, we
paused everything because I'm so jaded, and we went digging first,
and we won't support anything that doesn't have basically a
perfect rating. Do you have any idea how many charities
out there? I'm using the air fingers quote swindle all
(24:35):
your freaking money and hand it out to everything. I
don't trust any of them. My automatic answer is no
to everything, and I don't feel the least bit bad
about it.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That said, I try.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
To be I'm a horrible person, as you know. I
try to always be on the lookout for something that
touches my heart. But that has burned me in the
past too. If I'm being honest with you, you can't
look up individuals with charities. So when I hear a
personal story, Hey, this family just lost their house, you know, Hey,
(25:13):
can you help them out? When I hear a personal
story like that, oftentimes, because I'm a big idiot, I
will think to myself, Oh, I want to help, how
can I help?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
And I've been torched on that more times than I
can count.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Remember that story I told you about after church in
Tucson one time. Now, I was pretty fresh out of
the rink where it's not like I had a lot
of money, but I think I probably had thirty forty
bucks in my back pocket. I come out of church
and in the church parking lot. Go figure, there's this lady,
this young mother there, and she has two or three kids.
(25:49):
I forget what it's all small kids, and of course
she's holding one, she's got a baby. And she comes
right up to me at the parking lot. Hey, I'm desperate.
I've lost and now I forget every o the SOB story.
She told me, can you help out? Immediately I'm ripping,
reaching in my back pocket. I didn't even know how
much it was, just grabbed all the money I had
and just handed it to her. Yeah, go ahead, Oh
(26:12):
I'm so sorry. And then I got in my truck
and looked across. It was the church shared a parking
lot with a big I think it was an empty
grocery store, but it's a big parking lot. Sat and
watched her walk across the parking lot to what I if.
I remember a brand spanking new Lexus SUV that she
and all those poor poor kids who aren't even eating
(26:34):
went and hopped into. And I felt like the biggest
chump in the world.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I've been a regular brand new listener to your show
on the news station out of Buffalo for almost three
weeks now, all the subject of this one is greetings
from Canada. I enjoy your show. You have way too
much common sense. My only question is what are your
thoughts on Canada if you have any currently or from
the past, politically experienced experiences, traveling in the country, so
(27:04):
on and so forth. Okay, well, I've spent a lot
of time in Canada. As a matter of fact, one
of my earliest fishing memories was it was part of
the family and I don't remember whose it was, but
when I was in Ohio, my dad was a big outdoorsman,
remember hunting, fishing, that's what he did. They took us
(27:26):
up to a cabin. It wasn't anything fancy a cabin
in Canada, and that was my first introduction to muskie fish.
That was fishing for more aggressive fish, snapping turtles.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And then you know what, Chris.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You don't know what snapping turtles are. They are very,
very aggressive and I almost learned that lesson the hard
way anyway, snapping turtles, all of it. But all right,
I'll finish up on Canada here in a moment. Then
we'll get back to politics.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Hang on, miss catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly show on a Wonderful Friday,
reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. We'll get back to the politics and
if you it's Friday, I feel like taking a break.
Somebody asked about Canada. One are my experiences. So when
I was a little little kid, we went up I
think only once once or twice to this cabin that
(28:27):
someone in the family owned in Canada. It's long gone
since then, but went up there, did some fish in
that that I experienced that. Then we moved to Montana
when I was ten.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
My next experience in Canada was we were in Montana,
which is I believe south of Alberta. I think it's anyway,
whatever province.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It doesn't really matter, it's Canada, whatever province. It happened
to be south of The drinking age.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Up there was eighteen instead of twenty one, and so
when we all turned eighteen, like the bunch of idiot
heathens we were, we all loaded up in somebody's crappy
car and drove up into Canada so we could legally
buy beer. I know it was really dumb and immature,
and kids, please don't do stupid things like that. It's
a miracle. I'm still alive. So we went up into
(29:18):
Canada to get beer. Then my father there's actually a
story behind this. So my dad had always wanted to
go bear hunting in Canada, black bear hunting. My dad
wants to go, So I'm gonna go. Apparently it's way
way way up north into Canada. We go up there,
(29:38):
go back, black bear hunting. So he schedules this trip
ahead of time. I need to stress this point for
the show. It's scheduled like a year ahead of time,
scheduled and paid for, scheduled and paid for. Now, this
is post marine Corps. I am not only dating ob
(30:02):
Remember Aubrey was an elite gymnast. She was actually on
the Canadian national team. She was on the University of
Arizona gymnastics team but full scholarship, and she made nationals there,
Like she was really really good.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
But she's a gymnast. That's why I agreed to meet her.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
She ends up falling in practice off of the balance beam.
She falls off the balance beam, like two days or
one day before I'm supposed to leave for Canada with
my father. She falls off the balance beam. She still
(30:38):
tells a story to this day like I'm the worst
person in the world. And she dislocates her thumb. All right, Again,
I want.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
To stress she didn't dislocate her head. She didn't have
a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It was a thumb, all right, But it was severely dislocated.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I will hand you that. They couldn't pop it back
into place because all the tendons were torn up. Oh,
it was a mess. It was nasty. So she's tough
as nails.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
She can handle it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
She had to go in for surgery. I, being the
wonderful gentleman I am, was there when she went into
surgery and waited there for when she got out of surgery,
so I could drive her home.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Thumb surgery, not heart surgery, not brain surgery. Thumb surgery.
She gets out, I drive her home. This is the
part of the story she very much embellishes. She tells
everybody to this day that I dropped her off at
(31:44):
the curb and left. That's not true at all. I
walked her inside.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Of the house.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
She had a roommate too, who was a woman. That's
what women are made to do, is take care of
stuff like that. I got her situated on the count.
She had a cast on, and she was kind of
drugged up anyway, that's probably why she misremembers the whole thing.
I made sure she was okay, and then I get
ready to leave, and she says, where are you going?
(32:14):
I said, I'm going bear hunting. Remember I'm going bear
hunting in Canada. But I just had surgery. Yes, and
now you're out of surgery, and it went well either way,
I have to go bear hunting with my father.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I shall return right. That's the way.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Look, Odysseus had to go off. Okay, this is what
it's like. Lewis and Clark had no choice but to
go explore what Chris had no choice but to go
explore out west? What? Chris?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
What? How many days was I gone? A week? It
wasn't too bad. It was a week. It was a Canada.
It was a thumb.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
You've got two hands, all right, it was one thumb
and you had a roommate. I went up to Canada
bear hunting, wondering I didn't kill one.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I grew up hunting differently, meaning when we went to Montana,
that's when I really really started hunting. And in Montana
you have to stalk your prey. If you're deer hunting,
you got to get out there. You got to get
where they are. You have to low crawl, you have
to figure things out. If you're antelope hunting, you're going
(33:24):
to be all over the rolling hills of the prairie
trying to you're hunting, right. If you're elk hunting, you
are walking up into the mountains, you're tracking them, You're
it's you're hunting, Okay. When I got up there to
bear hunt, I discovered that they had these super high
tree stands. I'll get to that in a moment, super
high tree stands, and that they put these tree stands
(33:48):
by these barrels, these big barrels that they'd put out
in the woods, and they put stale doughnuts out there
and they baited. It was just bait for the bears
to come in. Now again, I don't want to sound
like some hippie animal rights activists, as I'm not, but
(34:08):
I do love animals. I enjoyed hunting, but I do
love animals. The hunting was about the competition, right, and
that could I do? What could I find it? I
had plenty of bear come out and start eating. It
didn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Does that make sense, Chris? Do I sound like a
total woost there? It didn't. What's the challenge? Yeah, I
don't want to It's not that I want.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
To kill a bear. I want to hunt a bear.
You know, the killing is not the joy in it.
I want to hunt one. I want to see if
I if I can do it, if I can find him,
if I can Throwing some donuts on the ground and
just shooting him from a tree stand didn't seem.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Right, but it almost bit me in the rear.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It. Bear comes out rooting around. Bears have incredible noses.
Bear starts sniffing my way. I am sixty feet plus
up in a tree when I set a tree stand.
Don't think I meant, you know, fifteen feet up. You
are way way way up in this tree stand. You
(35:12):
just go up there and sit up there for hours.
He's sniffing around, sniffing around. Finally starts very clearly sniffing
my direction and starts walking in my direction.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
A large black bear.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
He gets to the base of the tree and he
is now staring up directly at me, and I'm staring
down at him.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And he starts coming up.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
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