February 5, 2024 • 37 mins
They are training your kids from a very early age to hate the country and to hate you. A deeper dive into Andrew Jackson and relocating the Indian tribes. Aldi is becoming openly racist but The Right won't do anything about it.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. We have a bunch
of stuff this hour. We're gonna make fun of Ken
Buck some more. We'll talk about these people wanting to
destroy it all. We're even gonna talk about Andrew Jackson.
But before we get to any of that, it's Monday.
It's the start of the second hour on Monday. And
you know what that means. It's time for Medal of
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Honor Monday. Every Monday, at this time, we take a
Medal of Honor citation and we read it. A medal
of honor citation is just a write up on someone
who earned a Medal of honor what they did. Sometimes
they're more detailed, sometimes they're less detailed. Oftentimes they die.
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But it's important to remember the men, remember their names,
remember their deeds, hold them up in front of the
next generation as what you should be, what you want
to be. Douglas Monroe, Douglas Arthur Monroe is one that
we have done before. He's one I will do again.
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People think I'm biased towards ones like this just because
it involves Marines, and that may be true. This one
actually came in from an email listener or an email
that came in from a listener. Remember you can email love, hate,
death threats, whatever. Look. Monroe was in the Coastguard. Coast
Guard obviously doesn't get a ton of love. In fact,
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we love to make fun of the Coastguard, but Coastguard
is for real, and the Coast Guard they did a
lot in World War Two, for sure. And it's not
because he was saving marines, although I love that. It
was how suicidal he was when he did it. Anyway, Chris,
without further ado, let's do.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It, hey, honoring those who went above and beyond its
Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's Douglas Albert Monroe, by the way, Sorry, not Douglas Arthur.
Douglas Albert Monroe, US Coast Guard, World War II Pacific
for extraordinary heroism and conspicuous gallantry in action above and
beyond the call of duty as petty officer in charge
of a group of twenty four Higgins boats engaged in
the evacuation of a battalion of Marines trapped by enemy
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Japanese forces at Point Cruise, Guadalcanal, on the twenty seventh
of September nineteen forty two, after making preliminary plans for
the evacuation of nearly five hundred beleagued marines, Monroe, under
constant strafing by enemy machine guns on the island, and
at great risk of his life, daringly led five of
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his small craft toward the shore. As he closed the beach,
he signaled the others to land, and then, in order
to draw the enemy's fire and protect the heavily loaded boats,
he valiantly placed his craft with its two small guns,
as a shield between the beachhead and the Japanese. When
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the perilous task of evacuation was nearly completed, Monroe was
instantly killed by enemy fire. But that's a lie, by
the way, I'll explain in a moment. But his crew,
two of whom were wounded, carried on until the last
boat had had cleared the beach. By his outstanding leadership,
expert planning, and dauntless devotion to duty, he and his
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courageous comrades undoubtedly saved the lives of many who otherwise
would have perished. Then he gallantly gave his life for
his country. And I will play taps for Douglas here
in a moment, But I do need to clarify a
couple things. One, he did not die instantly, says he
was instantly killed. That's not true if you actually read
into the story. Oh, he was shot and he was
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shot to pieces, and he was dying. Who's unconscious? When
they were trying to maybe try to take care of him,
he came too to ask if everyone else had lived.
He came too to check on his brothers in arms
to see if they had served. That was his main concern.
He's laying there shot to pieces. When you're that shot
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to pieces, you know you're dying. And his concern was
his brothers in arms. That's one. Two. I don't like
getting shot in paintball. It's a little a little disconcerting
if you will, to have paintballs being shot at you
whizzen by your head. It's flat out terrifying to be
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shot at for real. I have, and I did not
enjoy the experience. I couldn't imagine per Bisley putting myself
in front of heavy machine gun fire and just sitting
there waiting to get hit. Gosh, that's freaking awesome, and
I'd say more than nern tafts. What an awesome, dude, man,
(06:09):
What an awesome dude. All right, before we get back
to the dirty communists, scum and everything else, I think
we should probably let's walk through some emails tonight. I
This border bill has everybody all stressed, has everyone me
full of angs to so you know, we're just gonna
set it all aside for a minute and move on
to some other things. Now, Dear Oracle, I heard you
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mention Andrew Jackson, who's represented poorly within our education system.
The most common reference is the trail of tears. Can
you elaborate on this event and why Jackson was wrong?
The country was filled with actively hostile occupants who would scalp,
rape and murder. The citizens of this country have given
a chance to be given your own land. Seems like
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a more than generous agreement, Thank you. Okay, well let
me all right, let's talk about this actually, because what
you just said isn't necessarily accurate either, And I'm not
being insulting at all. I'm not being that's presented oftentimes
as the flip side of Wow, we genocided all the Indians.
That's always the America hating left. That's their that's their stands.
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It was genocide, And then on the right as a
natural reaction to that. Oftentimes you were here the right
say whaw what we were super nice, gave him everything
we needed the freeland. What's their problem? Okay? First, this
was the Indian Removal Act, the Indian Removal Act. It
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was not just one band of Indians. In fact, we're
gonna do a little American Indian talk here for a moment.
This was five different ones. These are the main ones.
It was chok Taw and Cherokee and Seminole and I'm
gonna forget a couple, but it's it's five different bands
of Indians. Okay, what was it about? Well, we have
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to talk overall. What was happening in the country. We
were busy, slowly conquering America, trying to do things nicely,
which I find to be frankly ridiculous. But this we
were founded by Christians. It is a Christian country because
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it was Christians who founded it, and they had lofty
views of themselves. And I'm not saying that to be insulting.
They viewed themselves as being Christian and therefore they wanted
to be loving and kind. At the same time, they
did want to conquer it. They did want to live here,
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and there were other people here. The United States of
America was conquered. We conquered the Indian tribes. You don't
have to handwring about it. You don't have to feel
bad about yourself about it. All lands are conquered lands,
as the saying goes, the Indian tribes were conquering each other.
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Eventually it just happened. You got swallowed up or run
out of your land by a bigger, stronger tribe. Why
were the Apaches mainly in Arizona? They used to be
in Texas. Well, the Comanches came in and the Apaches
realized they had to move on west. That's the way
life goes. Conquest. We conquered the Indians. We back then
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were thought of as this horrible raceous, misogynistic country. But
we were agonized as Americans. When I say we, I'm
talking about Americans were agonizing back then over what to
do with the Indians who were here.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, I want this land, I mean I need this land.
There's good farm land here and good timber is gold.
But the Indians are here.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We don't want to kick them out, right, Maybe we
can come to an agreement with them.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, we came to an agreement with.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Them, and that in and of itself got extremely complicated,
and let's talk about it. And this is probably going
to be not wonderful for most people to hear. Nevertheless,
it's the truth. It just is. Whether you're on the left, right, middle,
it's this is kind of how it went. So I'll
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The Jesse Kelly Show I Like It returns next.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday some reason.
We're now talking about Andrew and the Indian Removal Act
and a trail of tears and all kinds of stuff,
and I'm kind of doing Look, we'll get back to politics.
I'm doing a little background on America and its relationship
with the Indian tribes here. Okay, so we're founded founded,
a bunch of Christians found the country, see themselves as
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being nice and loving. At the same time, the land
itself needs to be conquered, and so from its very beginning,
the country agonized over how to handle things let's come
to an agreement here. I've got a peace agreement. Hey,
you can live here and we'll live here.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But this is.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
A big reason why so many bad things happened. When
you try to conquer things nicely, it doesn't end up
nice at all, just still ends up his conquest. When
we would negotiate something with a tribe, let's call it
the Seminoles. Who use the seminoles, they're famous Florida base,
It's famous Indian and try really cool tribe, but it
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would apply to any of them. Cherokee, Choctaw doesn't enter
any of the cool black Feet black FETs are cool anyway.
When you negotiate with a tribe, we would we're used
to having someone in charge. Hey, who's the president of
your tribe? Who is the president of the Seminoles? And
this is not in general how the Indian tribes worked.
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You see, there were seminal Indians, but then there were
several different groups of seminole Indians who were completely separate
from each other. So this little sect of seminal Indians,
they might have a chief who was old and wise
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and well thought of and very powerful, but he has
no authority whatsoever, none to go to the tribe next door,
also a Semino Indian tribe, and.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Tell them you will do this and you won't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But we would get with these Indian tribes and we'd
come up with an agreement. Hey, sit down with us.
We're not gonna touch your land. You can hunt all
the buffalo you want here. You in turn the of
our settlers alone. You won't touch them, right, and everything
will work out great for everybody, right, Okay, sign on
the dieted line.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hey, he signed on the dit of line. We're good
with the Seminoles.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Except you didn't sign an agreement with the Seminoles. You
signed in agreement with one Seminole tribe. So a week later,
when some settlers get raided and the women are kidnapped,
the men are killed, the livestock is taken, and it
turns out the evidence left behind points towards Seminoles, the
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United States of America takes that as some kind of betrayal,
the breaking of a treaty. When that Seminol tribe you
do the raiding, never sign any kind of a treaty
and never intended to follow any kind of a treaty.
And so then for us Okay, World War with the Seminoles. Well,
this was the Indian Removal Act was all about all
of these tribes that were in southern America. Just think Florida.
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That's the idea behind it. These this is an area
that we were taking over quickly. They had to go.
In our minds, they had to go, so they decided
to remove them. Now, let's be real, real clear about this.
A lot of Indians died during this removal. This was
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not not, no matter what your history professor says, some
kind of mass genocide of the Indians. We didn't take
a bunch of Indians. And I'm not saying we never
raided a village or killed innocent Indians. Of course we did.
We conquered the country, that's part of what we did.
I'm not saying that. But we didn't take any Indians
and line them up on a ditch and shoot them
in the back of the head or anything like that.
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We were removing these Indian tribes from the lands they
had known and moving them to lands out west. The problem,
more than anything, not that this would be any comfort
to an Indian starving to death. The problem was a
logistical problem. They wanted the tribes gone. They had a
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plan of a place to move them. What they didn't
properly plan for was getting them there, sheltering them on
the way there, and feeding them on the way there.
It was not a million Indians or any of this
other idiotic stuff your history teacher tells you about the
Indian Removal Act, or what's known as the Trail of Tears. Now,
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but a bunch of Indians died of exposure, thirst, hunger
while they were being removed from one place to another. Look, obviously,
you look on Look. If the entirety of Andrew Jackson's
life was the Trail of Tears, then I'd probably be
more sympathetic to the people who were calling him some
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kind of jerk. But he didn't just emerge from the swamp,
kill a bunch of Indians and then go back into
the swamp never to be seen again. Andrew Jackson was
a born fighter. That's how he was raised. That's what
he did his whole life. Again, I just want to emphasize,
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at the age of fourteen, he fought in the Revolutionary
War against the British and was captured and carried around
a scar on his head his entire life. Why because
at fourteen, a British officer told him shine my boots,
and Andrew Jackson told him where to shove his boots
and the officer was so mad he slashed him with
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the sword the Battle of New Orleans. Helping save this
country is a human being who had some really strong
thoughts about things. And yes, there's no question he's responsible
for the death of a bunch of Indians. He was
an Indian fighter too, he's fighting them all over the South.
Still one of those guys. Maybe you wouldn't want him
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to babysit your kids. You don't build nations without guys
like Andrew Jackson. That's a fact, all right. Now, let's
talk about this whole destroy everything. We get a lot
of questions about that destroy everything. There's a founder of
something called woke Kindergarten. Oh, I can't wait to play
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be back.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show Autumn Monday. Reminding you
email us. We love your emails Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
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are welcome. They all go right to Jewish producer Chris.
He prints out most of them and hands them to me.
(20:05):
I used to read all of them. We get way
too many now and some people they really take a
lot of time with the emails. They're really long. It
really shouldn't be that long. There's no reason it should
be that long. All right, Now, we got this little
tidbit courtesy of libs of TikTok want to make sure
she gets credit for it. But there's something called woke kindergarten.
(20:30):
What you should understand is this human being was giving
gobs of money to educate our nation's youth. Now oftentimes
when I discuss communists democrats, I talk about how they
just want to burn it all down. And even for
people who really kind of get it, that's hard to
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accept because who would want to burn down a house
they're living in?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Right? Who wants to think about when you're in the boat.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And that's the logical connection you often make that can't
quite translate in your mind. How how can these people
hate this country so much that they just want to
burn it down, fill it with illegals and the spending,
chop the penuts off of every kid, whatever, They want
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to burn everything down. It's crazy to someone like you
who doesn't think in those terms. And I understand that.
I think it's crazy too. Nevertheless, one thing I've learned
in my older age is you have to accept reality
as it is not the reality you want, or not
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the reality you think you should have. These people on
the left, they really genuinely hate this place and the
things they do. It's never about tolerance or kindness or
in fact, it's never about anything they say it's about.
It's always just about burning it all down. Sit back,
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don't take it for me, take it from her.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And I am one hundred percent ten toes down anti Israel.
I believe Israel has no right to exist. I believe
the United States has no right to exist. I believe
every settler colony who has committed genocide against Native peoples,
against indigenous people, has no right to exist. White supremacy
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destroys for the sake of destruction. Abolition destroys for the
sake of creation. We are not the same. I have
an unwavering respect for children, and I'm wavering love and
care and compassion for children, a commitment to children and
to their freedom, to their learning, to their lives, to
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sustaining their lives. What are the demons, y'all? Are the villains.
We've been trying to end y'all. Get free of y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
They really do want to burn it all down, and
they really do think they're the good guy in this story.
That's our challenge, and they're used to. They're used to
throwing up defenses that appeal to you and your values.
Always remember that. That's why they're so quick to pull
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out whatever card they can pull out, whether it be
the racist card or the misogyny car, whatever card they
can pull out, they're quick to pull those out to
protect themselves from any criticism as they burn it all down.
Exhibit A. Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago have.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Children who attend schools, who have soccer games. Y'all. You
know you're all asking me as if I'm not a
parent in this city. I get it. A mayor, I
get it. But you're asking me to give you a
date and I have to court. Do you understand that
you have not had a mayor like me? I get that.
I have a wife, I have children, they have schedules,
and plus you want me to do my job. I've
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got a wife and kids and stuff. I can't look.
You want me to go to.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Soccer practice and be mayor What do you think I'm
super human?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Gosh, these people.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Jesse, hope you had a nice day off yesterday. What
we all suffered, but I hope it was nice to you.
I'm turning fifty this year and visiting Alaska's on my
bucket list. Do you have any recommendations. I've only been
to Alaska once. I don't have any recommendations. I know
it's freaking awesome, though, I'm going back to Alaska.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oracle.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You've been hitting some important issues, but none will be
more important than this. For the Jesse calli Berger who
use American cheese or Deluxe American cheese. I feel like
your white trash self would use regular, but even white
trash splurges from time to time. I've never purchased Deluxe
American cheese in my entire life. I don't know what
the difference is. Christmas, I'm not buying it. The regular
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American cheese will be just fine.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
For Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I went to in and out Burger last week. Shut up, Chris,
it's delicious. I went to in and out Burger last
week and I got a value met Well I would
do they.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Still call them value meals?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't even know that you'd call them. I got
a triple cheeseburger with fries, and I think it was
a soda or something like that, a coke or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Twelve dollars, twelve dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I just I honestly, it really hit me because I
went to, uh, you know what everyone knows. I like
high end Mexican food. So we went to Taco Bell
last week for a family of four, A family of
four fifty five dollars in Taco Bell?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Did I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't want to sound like my dad. I don't
want to sound well back in my day.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
But how do how will people live? How do people
get by?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It blows me away.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And then you see these conveags on TV, like Chuck
Schumer talking about just handing billions of dollars away here
Ukraine and a bunch for you and Israel, a bunch
for you and you American Ah just suck at peasants.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
We're the turning point in America. This bill is crucial
and history will look back on it and say, did
America fail itself? Why is it crucial? Well, if we
don't aid Ukraine, Putin will be walk all over Ukraine.
We will lose the war and we could be fighting
in Eastern Europe in a NATO ally in a few years.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Americans won't like that.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
If we don't help Israel defend itself advanced Tamas, that
perpetual war will go on and on and on if
we don't help humanitarian aid to the starving Palestinians in Gaza,
hundreds of thousands could starve, and the border every anyone
has said it's chaos. A speaker you just saw Speaker Johnson,
he said it's chaos. We have to do something legislative
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a few months ago. So this is crucial for America.
It's a turning point. History is going to look over
our shoulders and say, did we rise to the occasion?
So as credit mich McConnell.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Did they lie about everything at all times? Every single
time a Democrat talks, they are lying. Ninety nine percent
of the time. When a Republican talks, they are lying.
But it is one hundred percent of the time for Democrats.
They hate this country. They understand the border has to
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be opened for them to burn it down. They know
they have all the money, all the authority, every law
they could ever need. They already have everything. What they
want is a bunch of money to send over to
Ukraine in Israel so they can keep getting gigantic defense
contractor donations. That's what they want. They want to wash
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a bunch of corrupt money through foreign countries, especially Ukraine.
Israel actually doesn't struggle with that the way Ukraine does.
But they want to wash a bunch of dirty money
through foreign countries, and they're just pillaging us to do it.
That's what grinds me so much. I mean, I was
talking about Taco Bell. Normal Americans can't live life the
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way they were living life even a few years ago.
And these people billions billions for you, and billions for you,
and billions for you, nothing for us. Freaking disgraceful. All right,
apparently all the is uh not big on white people.
We'll talk about that. Hang on, it is the Jesse
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Kelly Show. I almost didn't even come back, Chris. I
almost just let a jam. Why don't you like this song?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It's a great jam.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
You know what, People who don't like that song, it
says so much about you, Chris, And none of it's good.
I want you to know that none of it's good.
It's all bad and I already thought poorly of you,
and now it's even worse. That's a Even the name
of the band is cool. It's called tragically Hip. What
a great what a great band name. I wouldn't expect
someone like you to know anything about that. Who shops
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at all the you shop at all the I will
admit the Kellys have shopped at all the more than
once great prices in all the here's the job listing
they have all the will quote will prioritize individuals coming
from the following communities refuge neuro divergent, Chris, look that up.
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I don't know what that word means, single parent, blind
or low vision. Wait, that's me deaf or heart of hearing. Huh,
that's funny. Black, Hispanic Asian military veterans, the elderly, lgbt Q,
and justice impacted individuals, so the straight white dude doesn't
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have to apply. Huh. Guess he doesn't get a job
at all. The I only pointed this out to point
this out. We must become lawsuit happy on the right.
The right is has been typically kind of not that
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thrilled about suing people. It's always been kind of the
loony left wing thing right ah, just sue this one
and sue that one. We have got to start suing.
We have got to start suing these corporations to their
knees to force them to stop the anti white racism
that is becoming systemic in this nation. It is becoming
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systemic in this nation the same way racism of other
forms used to be systemic in this nation, the exact
same way. And it's got to stop, and it's got
to stop, and we're gonna have to make them stop.
So we have got to start suing. By the way,
did I ever tell you speaking of suing people, Chris,
did I ever tell you about the scammers on the
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RV law I had? Oh, I never told you. Okay,
so you remember, hold on, We're gonna pause on politics
for a moment. We're gonna pause on politics.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Everyone pause.
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Jesse Kelly. All right. So I was selling RV's, you know,
that's the job I did. Before I started doing this,
I had a million jobs. This is one of the
jobs I did. I was a sales manager and it
was in Texas where I was selling them. And this
actually took place up in the Dallas area. I live
in Houston now, but our RV lot was in Dallas
and it was this big open lot, right, So there's
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no inclosed sales room. It was a big open lot.
Our office was a double wide mobile home and that
was that's what we had. And then you had this
big RV lot, and it was hot, really really hot.
That'll for that's going to come into play here in
a moment. And I have this family come in, dad, mom.
I would guess they were in their fifties or sixties,
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so not young. I guess they're in fifties, sixties, multiple
kids and a couple grandkids, because there's a big old family.
All right, all right, well see if we can find
them something. They start asking me about this RV or
that RV, and I said, oh, yeah, I think i'll
help you out. And so I take them out on
the lot. I think I have what they tell me
they're looking for. And now none of the RVs are
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plugged in. There's no air conditioning, so it's not only
it's one hundred outside, it's one hundred and twenty inside
the RV. It's hot. You're going to sweat when you
go out there on RV shop in Texas in the summer. Okay,
no big deal.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But some of these.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Folks are older, some are a little heavier too, and
I want to make sure they're taken care of. Trying
to be the good customer service guy. I take them out.
I have them sitting in this RV and They're kind
of dabbing their forehead and everyone's sweating, and I tell them, hey,
I'm going to run back to the RV shop real
quick and grab a salt some waters. I'm gonna go
get us some cold waters. I'll be right back. They were.
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They looked like they were liking it. They were really
kicking the tires.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay, good, good sign, good sign. I hop on my
golf cart. That's how we got around the RV lot.
Scoot on back to the mobile home. Throw a couple
of waters in a bag, Throw them on my golf cart.
Head back. I've probably been gone maybe five minutes, Probably
not five minutes. I was real fast. I didn't want
to leave them alone out there too long. Make sure
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I'm helping them along, guide them through everything. Maybe five
minutes I get back. There's no one on the outside
of the RV anymore. There were people on the outside
in inside. Everyone's inside. Okay, that's weird, no big deal.
Grab my waters. I walk up to the door. The
dude is sitting at the dining room table, one hand
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on his lower back, the other hand kind of gripping
his face as if he's in a whole lot of pain.
I walk in and I'm all, what's what's wrong? Because
I noticed the RV is tipped over towards the front.
The RV fell over when we were in it. I'm hurt,
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and I think I'm hurt bad, And of course she
jumps in now and says, yeah, he's hurt. He's hurt,
and I said, hold on, hold on. The RV fell over.
I'd spent a bunch of time in RVs. They had
never fallen over. There's a solid pole on the front
that you lower down to make sure the RV is balanced,
so it would be very difficult to get one to
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fall over without it. So I run up and look,
you know, I said, it's a solid pole. They had
sawed it in half when I went inside. Very clearly,
I've spent enough time with the saw in my hands
to know what it looked like. They even had the
shavings still on the ground. They saw the pole in
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half and then went inside and bounced around the RV
until they got the pole to snap and tip over,
and he's sitting in there faking an inner injury. They
of course had to run to the hospital afterwards and
sued the RV dealer ship and lost because it was
what they had done several times before.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
A whole family of scammers. How wild is that?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
And here do you know what the crazy part is this?
I think about this a lot. How messed up are
those kids gonna be? I mean, are you a grandpa
or did you have a grandpa? My grandpa on my
dad's side, Grandpa Jack, died when I was very very young.
I remember him but just a little. But my Grandpa
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Hank on my mom's side was a stun He was
just like one of the just the ultimate dude farmer,
huge family. They loved him to the day he died,
veteran like he was the assault of the Earth guy.
Everybody loved my grandpa Hank. You know, he was a
grandpa's grandpa. If you're over there you need some guidance
on something, or you need him to steak you some candy, Grandpa,
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it was a grandpa, right, Hey, Jesse, you want to
be begun to go shoot at the rats? Yes? I do, Grandpa,
Thank you very much. How wild would it be to
get taught by your grandpa and father how to scam people?
How jacked up does your mind have to be? By
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the time you're older. If that's your grandpa, isn't that wild?
That's true story. Anyway, we still have another hour. Let's
talk about online extremism. The online extremism they're looking out
for now and the Air Force is at it again.
Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. We have a bunch
of stuff this hour. We're gonna make fun of Ken
Buck some more. We'll talk about these people wanting to
destroy it all. We're even gonna talk about Andrew Jackson.
But before we get to any of that, it's Monday.
It's the start of the second hour on Monday. And
you know what that means. It's time for Medal of
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Honor Monday. Every Monday, at this time, we take a
Medal of Honor citation and we read it. A medal
of honor citation is just a write up on someone
who earned a Medal of honor what they did. Sometimes
they're more detailed, sometimes they're less detailed. Oftentimes they die.
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But it's important to remember the men, remember their names,
remember their deeds, hold them up in front of the
next generation as what you should be, what you want
to be. Douglas Monroe, Douglas Arthur Monroe is one that
we have done before. He's one I will do again.
(01:21):
People think I'm biased towards ones like this just because
it involves Marines, and that may be true. This one
actually came in from an email listener or an email
that came in from a listener. Remember you can email love, hate,
death threats, whatever. Look. Monroe was in the Coastguard. Coast
Guard obviously doesn't get a ton of love. In fact,
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we love to make fun of the Coastguard, but Coastguard
is for real, and the Coast Guard they did a
lot in World War Two, for sure. And it's not
because he was saving marines, although I love that. It
was how suicidal he was when he did it. Anyway, Chris,
without further ado, let's do.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It, hey, honoring those who went above and beyond its
Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's Douglas Albert Monroe, by the way, Sorry, not Douglas Arthur.
Douglas Albert Monroe, US Coast Guard, World War II Pacific
for extraordinary heroism and conspicuous gallantry in action above and
beyond the call of duty as petty officer in charge
of a group of twenty four Higgins boats engaged in
the evacuation of a battalion of Marines trapped by enemy
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Japanese forces at Point Cruise, Guadalcanal, on the twenty seventh
of September nineteen forty two, after making preliminary plans for
the evacuation of nearly five hundred beleagued marines, Monroe, under
constant strafing by enemy machine guns on the island, and
at great risk of his life, daringly led five of
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his small craft toward the shore. As he closed the beach,
he signaled the others to land, and then, in order
to draw the enemy's fire and protect the heavily loaded boats,
he valiantly placed his craft with its two small guns,
as a shield between the beachhead and the Japanese. When
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the perilous task of evacuation was nearly completed, Monroe was
instantly killed by enemy fire. But that's a lie, by
the way, I'll explain in a moment. But his crew,
two of whom were wounded, carried on until the last
boat had had cleared the beach. By his outstanding leadership,
expert planning, and dauntless devotion to duty, he and his
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courageous comrades undoubtedly saved the lives of many who otherwise
would have perished. Then he gallantly gave his life for
his country. And I will play taps for Douglas here
in a moment, But I do need to clarify a
couple things. One, he did not die instantly, says he
was instantly killed. That's not true if you actually read
into the story. Oh, he was shot and he was
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shot to pieces, and he was dying. Who's unconscious? When
they were trying to maybe try to take care of him,
he came too to ask if everyone else had lived.
He came too to check on his brothers in arms
to see if they had served. That was his main concern.
He's laying there shot to pieces. When you're that shot
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to pieces, you know you're dying. And his concern was
his brothers in arms. That's one. Two. I don't like
getting shot in paintball. It's a little a little disconcerting
if you will, to have paintballs being shot at you
whizzen by your head. It's flat out terrifying to be
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shot at for real. I have, and I did not
enjoy the experience. I couldn't imagine per Bisley putting myself
in front of heavy machine gun fire and just sitting
there waiting to get hit. Gosh, that's freaking awesome, and
I'd say more than nern tafts. What an awesome, dude, man,
(06:09):
What an awesome dude. All right, before we get back
to the dirty communists, scum and everything else, I think
we should probably let's walk through some emails tonight. I
This border bill has everybody all stressed, has everyone me
full of angs to so you know, we're just gonna
set it all aside for a minute and move on
to some other things. Now, Dear Oracle, I heard you
(06:31):
mention Andrew Jackson, who's represented poorly within our education system.
The most common reference is the trail of tears. Can
you elaborate on this event and why Jackson was wrong?
The country was filled with actively hostile occupants who would scalp,
rape and murder. The citizens of this country have given
a chance to be given your own land. Seems like
(06:53):
a more than generous agreement, Thank you. Okay, well let
me all right, let's talk about this actually, because what
you just said isn't necessarily accurate either, And I'm not
being insulting at all. I'm not being that's presented oftentimes
as the flip side of Wow, we genocided all the Indians.
That's always the America hating left. That's their that's their stands.
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It was genocide, And then on the right as a
natural reaction to that. Oftentimes you were here the right
say whaw what we were super nice, gave him everything
we needed the freeland. What's their problem? Okay? First, this
was the Indian Removal Act, the Indian Removal Act. It
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was not just one band of Indians. In fact, we're
gonna do a little American Indian talk here for a moment.
This was five different ones. These are the main ones.
It was chok Taw and Cherokee and Seminole and I'm
gonna forget a couple, but it's it's five different bands
of Indians. Okay, what was it about? Well, we have
(08:04):
to talk overall. What was happening in the country. We
were busy, slowly conquering America, trying to do things nicely,
which I find to be frankly ridiculous. But this we
were founded by Christians. It is a Christian country because
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it was Christians who founded it, and they had lofty
views of themselves. And I'm not saying that to be insulting.
They viewed themselves as being Christian and therefore they wanted
to be loving and kind. At the same time, they
did want to conquer it. They did want to live here,
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and there were other people here. The United States of
America was conquered. We conquered the Indian tribes. You don't
have to handwring about it. You don't have to feel
bad about yourself about it. All lands are conquered lands,
as the saying goes, the Indian tribes were conquering each other.
(09:07):
Eventually it just happened. You got swallowed up or run
out of your land by a bigger, stronger tribe. Why
were the Apaches mainly in Arizona? They used to be
in Texas. Well, the Comanches came in and the Apaches
realized they had to move on west. That's the way
life goes. Conquest. We conquered the Indians. We back then
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were thought of as this horrible raceous, misogynistic country. But
we were agonized as Americans. When I say we, I'm
talking about Americans were agonizing back then over what to
do with the Indians who were here.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, I want this land, I mean I need this land.
There's good farm land here and good timber is gold.
But the Indians are here.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We don't want to kick them out, right, Maybe we
can come to an agreement with them.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, we came to an agreement with.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Them, and that in and of itself got extremely complicated,
and let's talk about it. And this is probably going
to be not wonderful for most people to hear. Nevertheless,
it's the truth. It just is. Whether you're on the left, right, middle,
it's this is kind of how it went. So I'll
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Speaker 3 (11:48):
The Jesse Kelly Show I Like It returns next.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday some reason.
We're now talking about Andrew and the Indian Removal Act
and a trail of tears and all kinds of stuff,
and I'm kind of doing Look, we'll get back to politics.
I'm doing a little background on America and its relationship
with the Indian tribes here. Okay, so we're founded founded,
a bunch of Christians found the country, see themselves as
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being nice and loving. At the same time, the land
itself needs to be conquered, and so from its very beginning,
the country agonized over how to handle things let's come
to an agreement here. I've got a peace agreement. Hey,
you can live here and we'll live here.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But this is.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
A big reason why so many bad things happened. When
you try to conquer things nicely, it doesn't end up
nice at all, just still ends up his conquest. When
we would negotiate something with a tribe, let's call it
the Seminoles. Who use the seminoles, they're famous Florida base,
It's famous Indian and try really cool tribe, but it
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would apply to any of them. Cherokee, Choctaw doesn't enter
any of the cool black Feet black FETs are cool anyway.
When you negotiate with a tribe, we would we're used
to having someone in charge. Hey, who's the president of
your tribe? Who is the president of the Seminoles? And
this is not in general how the Indian tribes worked.
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You see, there were seminal Indians, but then there were
several different groups of seminole Indians who were completely separate
from each other. So this little sect of seminal Indians,
they might have a chief who was old and wise
(13:39):
and well thought of and very powerful, but he has
no authority whatsoever, none to go to the tribe next door,
also a Semino Indian tribe, and.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Tell them you will do this and you won't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But we would get with these Indian tribes and we'd
come up with an agreement. Hey, sit down with us.
We're not gonna touch your land. You can hunt all
the buffalo you want here. You in turn the of
our settlers alone. You won't touch them, right, and everything
will work out great for everybody, right, Okay, sign on
the dieted line.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hey, he signed on the dit of line. We're good
with the Seminoles.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Except you didn't sign an agreement with the Seminoles. You
signed in agreement with one Seminole tribe. So a week later,
when some settlers get raided and the women are kidnapped,
the men are killed, the livestock is taken, and it
turns out the evidence left behind points towards Seminoles, the
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United States of America takes that as some kind of betrayal,
the breaking of a treaty. When that Seminol tribe you
do the raiding, never sign any kind of a treaty
and never intended to follow any kind of a treaty.
And so then for us Okay, World War with the Seminoles. Well,
this was the Indian Removal Act was all about all
of these tribes that were in southern America. Just think Florida.
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That's the idea behind it. These this is an area
that we were taking over quickly. They had to go.
In our minds, they had to go, so they decided
to remove them. Now, let's be real, real clear about this.
A lot of Indians died during this removal. This was
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not not, no matter what your history professor says, some
kind of mass genocide of the Indians. We didn't take
a bunch of Indians. And I'm not saying we never
raided a village or killed innocent Indians. Of course we did.
We conquered the country, that's part of what we did.
I'm not saying that. But we didn't take any Indians
and line them up on a ditch and shoot them
in the back of the head or anything like that.
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We were removing these Indian tribes from the lands they
had known and moving them to lands out west. The problem,
more than anything, not that this would be any comfort
to an Indian starving to death. The problem was a
logistical problem. They wanted the tribes gone. They had a
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plan of a place to move them. What they didn't
properly plan for was getting them there, sheltering them on
the way there, and feeding them on the way there.
It was not a million Indians or any of this
other idiotic stuff your history teacher tells you about the
Indian Removal Act, or what's known as the Trail of Tears. Now,
(16:32):
but a bunch of Indians died of exposure, thirst, hunger
while they were being removed from one place to another. Look, obviously,
you look on Look. If the entirety of Andrew Jackson's
life was the Trail of Tears, then I'd probably be
more sympathetic to the people who were calling him some
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kind of jerk. But he didn't just emerge from the swamp,
kill a bunch of Indians and then go back into
the swamp never to be seen again. Andrew Jackson was
a born fighter. That's how he was raised. That's what
he did his whole life. Again, I just want to emphasize,
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at the age of fourteen, he fought in the Revolutionary
War against the British and was captured and carried around
a scar on his head his entire life. Why because
at fourteen, a British officer told him shine my boots,
and Andrew Jackson told him where to shove his boots
and the officer was so mad he slashed him with
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the sword the Battle of New Orleans. Helping save this
country is a human being who had some really strong
thoughts about things. And yes, there's no question he's responsible
for the death of a bunch of Indians. He was
an Indian fighter too, he's fighting them all over the South.
Still one of those guys. Maybe you wouldn't want him
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to babysit your kids. You don't build nations without guys
like Andrew Jackson. That's a fact, all right. Now, let's
talk about this whole destroy everything. We get a lot
of questions about that destroy everything. There's a founder of
something called woke Kindergarten. Oh, I can't wait to play
(18:21):
this doozy for you before we get to that. Andrew
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One his upbringing. Two, he wasn't raised in modern America.
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be back.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show Autumn Monday. Reminding you
email us. We love your emails Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Oh, emails
are welcome. They all go right to Jewish producer Chris.
He prints out most of them and hands them to me.
(20:05):
I used to read all of them. We get way
too many now and some people they really take a
lot of time with the emails. They're really long. It
really shouldn't be that long. There's no reason it should
be that long. All right, Now, we got this little
tidbit courtesy of libs of TikTok want to make sure
she gets credit for it. But there's something called woke kindergarten.
(20:30):
What you should understand is this human being was giving
gobs of money to educate our nation's youth. Now oftentimes
when I discuss communists democrats, I talk about how they
just want to burn it all down. And even for
people who really kind of get it, that's hard to
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accept because who would want to burn down a house
they're living in?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Right? Who wants to think about when you're in the boat.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And that's the logical connection you often make that can't
quite translate in your mind. How how can these people
hate this country so much that they just want to
burn it down, fill it with illegals and the spending,
chop the penuts off of every kid, whatever, They want
(21:25):
to burn everything down. It's crazy to someone like you
who doesn't think in those terms. And I understand that.
I think it's crazy too. Nevertheless, one thing I've learned
in my older age is you have to accept reality
as it is not the reality you want, or not
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the reality you think you should have. These people on
the left, they really genuinely hate this place and the
things they do. It's never about tolerance or kindness or
in fact, it's never about anything they say it's about.
It's always just about burning it all down. Sit back,
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don't take it for me, take it from her.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And I am one hundred percent ten toes down anti Israel.
I believe Israel has no right to exist. I believe
the United States has no right to exist. I believe
every settler colony who has committed genocide against Native peoples,
against indigenous people, has no right to exist. White supremacy
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destroys for the sake of destruction. Abolition destroys for the
sake of creation. We are not the same. I have
an unwavering respect for children, and I'm wavering love and
care and compassion for children, a commitment to children and
to their freedom, to their learning, to their lives, to
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sustaining their lives. What are the demons, y'all? Are the villains.
We've been trying to end y'all. Get free of y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
They really do want to burn it all down, and
they really do think they're the good guy in this story.
That's our challenge, and they're used to. They're used to
throwing up defenses that appeal to you and your values.
Always remember that. That's why they're so quick to pull
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out whatever card they can pull out, whether it be
the racist card or the misogyny car, whatever card they
can pull out, they're quick to pull those out to
protect themselves from any criticism as they burn it all down.
Exhibit A. Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago have.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Children who attend schools, who have soccer games. Y'all. You
know you're all asking me as if I'm not a
parent in this city. I get it. A mayor, I
get it. But you're asking me to give you a
date and I have to court. Do you understand that
you have not had a mayor like me? I get that.
I have a wife, I have children, they have schedules,
and plus you want me to do my job. I've
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got a wife and kids and stuff. I can't look.
You want me to go to.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Soccer practice and be mayor What do you think I'm
super human?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Gosh, these people.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Jesse, hope you had a nice day off yesterday. What
we all suffered, but I hope it was nice to you.
I'm turning fifty this year and visiting Alaska's on my
bucket list. Do you have any recommendations. I've only been
to Alaska once. I don't have any recommendations. I know
it's freaking awesome, though, I'm going back to Alaska.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oracle.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You've been hitting some important issues, but none will be
more important than this. For the Jesse calli Berger who
use American cheese or Deluxe American cheese. I feel like
your white trash self would use regular, but even white
trash splurges from time to time. I've never purchased Deluxe
American cheese in my entire life. I don't know what
the difference is. Christmas, I'm not buying it. The regular
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American cheese will be just fine.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
For Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I went to in and out Burger last week. Shut up, Chris,
it's delicious. I went to in and out Burger last
week and I got a value met Well I would
do they.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Still call them value meals?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't even know that you'd call them. I got
a triple cheeseburger with fries, and I think it was
a soda or something like that, a coke or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Twelve dollars, twelve dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I just I honestly, it really hit me because I
went to, uh, you know what everyone knows. I like
high end Mexican food. So we went to Taco Bell
last week for a family of four, A family of
four fifty five dollars in Taco Bell?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Did I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't want to sound like my dad. I don't
want to sound well back in my day.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
But how do how will people live? How do people
get by?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It blows me away.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And then you see these conveags on TV, like Chuck
Schumer talking about just handing billions of dollars away here
Ukraine and a bunch for you and Israel, a bunch
for you and you American Ah just suck at peasants.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
We're the turning point in America. This bill is crucial
and history will look back on it and say, did
America fail itself? Why is it crucial? Well, if we
don't aid Ukraine, Putin will be walk all over Ukraine.
We will lose the war and we could be fighting
in Eastern Europe in a NATO ally in a few years.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Americans won't like that.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
If we don't help Israel defend itself advanced Tamas, that
perpetual war will go on and on and on if
we don't help humanitarian aid to the starving Palestinians in Gaza,
hundreds of thousands could starve, and the border every anyone
has said it's chaos. A speaker you just saw Speaker Johnson,
he said it's chaos. We have to do something legislative
(27:06):
a few months ago. So this is crucial for America.
It's a turning point. History is going to look over
our shoulders and say, did we rise to the occasion?
So as credit mich McConnell.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Did they lie about everything at all times? Every single
time a Democrat talks, they are lying. Ninety nine percent
of the time. When a Republican talks, they are lying.
But it is one hundred percent of the time for Democrats.
They hate this country. They understand the border has to
(27:38):
be opened for them to burn it down. They know
they have all the money, all the authority, every law
they could ever need. They already have everything. What they
want is a bunch of money to send over to
Ukraine in Israel so they can keep getting gigantic defense
contractor donations. That's what they want. They want to wash
(28:01):
a bunch of corrupt money through foreign countries, especially Ukraine.
Israel actually doesn't struggle with that the way Ukraine does.
But they want to wash a bunch of dirty money
through foreign countries, and they're just pillaging us to do it.
That's what grinds me so much. I mean, I was
talking about Taco Bell. Normal Americans can't live life the
(28:23):
way they were living life even a few years ago.
And these people billions billions for you, and billions for you,
and billions for you, nothing for us. Freaking disgraceful. All right,
apparently all the is uh not big on white people.
We'll talk about that. Hang on, it is the Jesse
(28:44):
Kelly Show. I almost didn't even come back, Chris. I
almost just let a jam. Why don't you like this song?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It's a great jam.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
You know what, People who don't like that song, it
says so much about you, Chris, And none of it's good.
I want you to know that none of it's good.
It's all bad and I already thought poorly of you,
and now it's even worse. That's a Even the name
of the band is cool. It's called tragically Hip. What
a great what a great band name. I wouldn't expect
someone like you to know anything about that. Who shops
(29:13):
at all the you shop at all the I will
admit the Kellys have shopped at all the more than
once great prices in all the here's the job listing
they have all the will quote will prioritize individuals coming
from the following communities refuge neuro divergent, Chris, look that up.
(29:39):
I don't know what that word means, single parent, blind
or low vision. Wait, that's me deaf or heart of hearing. Huh,
that's funny. Black, Hispanic Asian military veterans, the elderly, lgbt Q,
and justice impacted individuals, so the straight white dude doesn't
(30:04):
have to apply. Huh. Guess he doesn't get a job
at all. The I only pointed this out to point
this out. We must become lawsuit happy on the right.
The right is has been typically kind of not that
(30:24):
thrilled about suing people. It's always been kind of the
loony left wing thing right ah, just sue this one
and sue that one. We have got to start suing.
We have got to start suing these corporations to their
knees to force them to stop the anti white racism
that is becoming systemic in this nation. It is becoming
(30:47):
systemic in this nation the same way racism of other
forms used to be systemic in this nation, the exact
same way. And it's got to stop, and it's got
to stop, and we're gonna have to make them stop.
So we have got to start suing. By the way,
did I ever tell you speaking of suing people, Chris,
did I ever tell you about the scammers on the
(31:07):
RV law I had? Oh, I never told you. Okay,
so you remember, hold on, We're gonna pause on politics
for a moment. We're gonna pause on politics.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Everyone pause.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I have to tell you a little story before I
tell you. Wait, before I tell you the story. Just
I want to again emphasize how wonderful it is to
work with pure talk. The youngest son. There was an
incident this weekend. I don't we don't want to go
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(31:37):
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(32:18):
Jesse Kelly. All right. So I was selling RV's, you know,
that's the job I did. Before I started doing this,
I had a million jobs. This is one of the
jobs I did. I was a sales manager and it
was in Texas where I was selling them. And this
actually took place up in the Dallas area. I live
in Houston now, but our RV lot was in Dallas
and it was this big open lot, right, So there's
(32:38):
no inclosed sales room. It was a big open lot.
Our office was a double wide mobile home and that
was that's what we had. And then you had this
big RV lot, and it was hot, really really hot.
That'll for that's going to come into play here in
a moment. And I have this family come in, dad, mom.
I would guess they were in their fifties or sixties,
(33:00):
so not young. I guess they're in fifties, sixties, multiple
kids and a couple grandkids, because there's a big old family.
All right, all right, well see if we can find
them something. They start asking me about this RV or
that RV, and I said, oh, yeah, I think i'll
help you out. And so I take them out on
the lot. I think I have what they tell me
they're looking for. And now none of the RVs are
(33:22):
plugged in. There's no air conditioning, so it's not only
it's one hundred outside, it's one hundred and twenty inside
the RV. It's hot. You're going to sweat when you
go out there on RV shop in Texas in the summer. Okay,
no big deal.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But some of these.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Folks are older, some are a little heavier too, and
I want to make sure they're taken care of. Trying
to be the good customer service guy. I take them out.
I have them sitting in this RV and They're kind
of dabbing their forehead and everyone's sweating, and I tell them, hey,
I'm going to run back to the RV shop real
quick and grab a salt some waters. I'm gonna go
get us some cold waters. I'll be right back. They were.
(33:56):
They looked like they were liking it. They were really
kicking the tires.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay, good, good sign, good sign. I hop on my
golf cart. That's how we got around the RV lot.
Scoot on back to the mobile home. Throw a couple
of waters in a bag, Throw them on my golf cart.
Head back. I've probably been gone maybe five minutes, Probably
not five minutes. I was real fast. I didn't want
to leave them alone out there too long. Make sure
(34:21):
I'm helping them along, guide them through everything. Maybe five
minutes I get back. There's no one on the outside
of the RV anymore. There were people on the outside
in inside. Everyone's inside. Okay, that's weird, no big deal.
Grab my waters. I walk up to the door. The
dude is sitting at the dining room table, one hand
(34:43):
on his lower back, the other hand kind of gripping
his face as if he's in a whole lot of pain.
I walk in and I'm all, what's what's wrong? Because
I noticed the RV is tipped over towards the front.
The RV fell over when we were in it. I'm hurt,
(35:03):
and I think I'm hurt bad, And of course she
jumps in now and says, yeah, he's hurt. He's hurt,
and I said, hold on, hold on. The RV fell over.
I'd spent a bunch of time in RVs. They had
never fallen over. There's a solid pole on the front
that you lower down to make sure the RV is balanced,
so it would be very difficult to get one to
(35:24):
fall over without it. So I run up and look,
you know, I said, it's a solid pole. They had
sawed it in half when I went inside. Very clearly,
I've spent enough time with the saw in my hands
to know what it looked like. They even had the
shavings still on the ground. They saw the pole in
(35:45):
half and then went inside and bounced around the RV
until they got the pole to snap and tip over,
and he's sitting in there faking an inner injury. They
of course had to run to the hospital afterwards and
sued the RV dealer ship and lost because it was
what they had done several times before.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
A whole family of scammers. How wild is that?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
And here do you know what the crazy part is this?
I think about this a lot. How messed up are
those kids gonna be? I mean, are you a grandpa
or did you have a grandpa? My grandpa on my
dad's side, Grandpa Jack, died when I was very very young.
I remember him but just a little. But my Grandpa
(36:30):
Hank on my mom's side was a stun He was
just like one of the just the ultimate dude farmer,
huge family. They loved him to the day he died,
veteran like he was the assault of the Earth guy.
Everybody loved my grandpa Hank. You know, he was a
grandpa's grandpa. If you're over there you need some guidance
on something, or you need him to steak you some candy, Grandpa,
(36:51):
it was a grandpa, right, Hey, Jesse, you want to
be begun to go shoot at the rats? Yes? I do, Grandpa,
Thank you very much. How wild would it be to
get taught by your grandpa and father how to scam people?
How jacked up does your mind have to be? By
(37:11):
the time you're older. If that's your grandpa, isn't that wild?
That's true story. Anyway, we still have another hour. Let's
talk about online extremism. The online extremism they're looking out
for now and the Air Force is at it again.
Hang on,
Host
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