March 27, 2023 • 37 mins
You live in a nation where half of the population doesn't share the same basic decency as you. A major shakeup is needed to turn America around but how will it take shape? Car guy Jesse. The 2nd silent auction.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is a Jesse
Kelly Show. We're gonna get to a bunch of emails
this hour or two as we finish this up here
on The Jesse Kelly Show, and we'll make fun of
John Kerry and do some other things. We got got
big plans for the hour. Remember, you can send your
emails into Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. One
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thing I do know about this hour, my focus is
just stay focused. That's my focus, Chris. Now, the last
part of this whole thing. We spent like the whole
show on this whole thing. But the last part of
this whole thing is this. Okay, you're just joining us
Wall Street Journal, randopole. It's really bad, showing patriotism, free fallowing,
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people wanting kids, free fallowing, religion free falling. It's really, really,
really bad. But there is another part of it. You
can call it good, you can call it bad. It's
not the same across both parties. You know, a Patriotism
is dropping as a total thirty to eight percent, lowest
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and forever. According to the survey, fifty nine percent of
Republicans said it's very important. Twenty three percent of Democrats,
very similar splits in religion and children as well, which
brings me to this. This is not a brand new phenomenon.
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It's obviously very very It's a lot worse now than
it was then. But this is one of those things.
I've told you this before. You know, I ran for
Congress in Arizona and I lost twice, won both primaries
and I lost general election. But I ran for Congress
in Arizona. But when you're running for office, you go
knock on doors. Now, I can't speak for every campaign,
but our campaign we had a rule. You don't go
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knock on Democrat doors. It's a waste of your time,
it's a waste of the volunteers time. You have a
list of the home and how they're registered there. Okay,
they got this home. They got three registered Republicans, all right,
at this home, two Republicans and an independent. We were
aiming for Republican homes, Republican homes because we were worried
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about the primary. This is when we were running in
the primary, and knocking on doors is simply hey, I'm
Jesse Kelly, I'm running for office. I hate communists. We
vote from that kind of thing. Go introduce yourself. So
you didn't go to Democrat homes, just forget it set
as a side. You went to Republican homes. Independence were
the one that was up in the air, people who
were unregistered or registered independent. You never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
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under any circumstances, walked by a home that had a
vehicle in the parking lot that had some sort of
military sticker on there. And if the guy had a
marine boppera sticker, you're knocking on the door. But that
wasn't the part that got me. This is the part
that got me, and it just proved to be so true.
It was amazing. You never walked by home that had
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an American flag displayed, whether they were flying the actual
flag itself or maybe you saw an American flag doormat
on the door. Why is that? They may not be
a Republican if they have an American flag, but they're
almost never a Democrat. Ever, Democrats don't flow America, don't
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fly American flags from their home. Democrats are not the
Unamerican party, they are the anti American party. Now what
does that mean for us going forward? Were going forward
in America? They are going to keep hating the country.
They're going to keep not having kids, They're going to
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keep not believing in anything, and therefore any area run
and governed by them, well, you already know how it's
going to end. It's going to end in disaster. So
allow me to use this entire two hours show to
finish all this with this. Why don't you and your
family get to a place that will still be around
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in a hundred years. Why don't you get to a
place where children are a priority? Why don't you get
to a place where religion is a priority, even if
it's not for you. Maybe you're sitting there and said, Jesse,
I don't believe in God. Man, fine, it's your life.
That's fine. Get to a place where other people. Do
you need this, Jesse, I don't care about the country. Man,
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You really should because it's a dark world out there.
You really really really should. There we go. That's it.
And in case you're wondering, maybe you're just tuning in,
why am I not doing mass shooting radio? Why am
I not talking all about the shooting today? And I
know the shooter is a tranny, and why why am
I not doing all these things today? Well? I want
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you to listen to this person. This is Terry Moran,
ABC News. All. That is police Chief John Drake of Nashville,
who is briefing reporters on the deadly grade school shooting
in Nashville at the Covenant School there this morning. The
police confirming six dead, three children, one eight years old,
two nine years old, and three adults, including Catherine Koontz,
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who is the head of the Covenant School. The police
chief also said that the shooter has been identified as
twenty eight year old female Audrey Hale. Said she's a
former student of the school and confirmed that Audrey Hall
was identified herself as a transgender person. A state of
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Tennessee earlier this month passed than the governor signed a
bill that banned transgender medical care for miners, as well
as a law that prohibited adult entertainment, including mail and
mel impersonators, after a series of drag show controversies in
that state. What's the doing? Why would he bring that up?
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I've told you this before. This goes right along the
lines of what we were just talking about. You can
roll your eyes, you can dismiss it, you can say
I'm wrong, but all the evidence says I'm right, and
it's time for you to grow up and accept it.
These people Terry Moran, Joe Biden, Corndiversity Higher. It doesn't
matter who it is. These people are not only not
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sorrowful when something horrible happens, these people are genuinely excited.
You're dealing with anti humans who believe the world needs
to be depopulated by about five or six billion people anyway.
They openly campaign on that. These are people who only
know power, rewarding their friends, punishing their enemies when you
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I got a text on the wife today. I did
tell her I knew about the shooting, so I didn't
tell her about the shootings. I didn't want her to know.
She always takes these things hard. She finally texted me
today bawling. She's bawling. When you find out about kids dying,
you cry. You think about the moms and the dad's
in the heartbreak and the Christmas and they're not gonna
be there anymore. And you think to yourself, because you're
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a decent person with values, You think to yourself, everyone
shares those values. But everyone doesn't. Everyone doesn't. You live
in a nation where the news is brought to you
by people who cheer when children die. We're the president
of the United States, cheers where children die him and
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always staffers they get together when these things happen and
they cheer, Oh my gosh, yes kids are dad. Whoooo Well,
I don't understand how could he blame how could he
blame some training bill, or how can he blame this
gun bill? But did you think it was about the kids?
He's going to blame his political opponents because when you're
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in an anti human it does give you freedoms that
you and I will never have. Terry Moran has freedoms
you and I will never know in this lifetime, and
I hope we don't ever know it. You know, if
those freedoms are to look at emotional, terrible things dispassionately
and figure out how to use them for your benefit.
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You it would never occur to you to take a
dead eight year old and use it for political gain,
to hurt your political opponents with it. It would never
it would never enter your mind with it. And that's good.
I don't want you to turn into that. I don't
want me to turn into that. But it is so
important we understand. It would never occur to Terry Moran
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not to because he doesn't feel anything for the death.
It presents him with an opportunity to make an unemotional decision. Oh, okay,
some kids died. Nice, that's good. We should be able
to use this on tonight's show. Do we know who?
Do we know who the shooter was? Who were the kids?
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The shooter? He wasn't black? Was he? Okay? He wasn't black?
All right, good, we can use that. Oh wait, shooter
was a tranny though. Oh dang, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. This is okay, guys, we can
still don't don't don't, don't be down. We can still
use this. Hold on, the shooter was a tranny. Um,
oh it was Tennessee. Didn't they just didn't They just
pass that anti drag queen Bill? Nice? Nice? Okay, good,
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we'll use it for that. That's the angle for tonight.
The angle will be we'll blame Republicans cousin the bills. Nice? Nice,
Thanks for dying kids. You don't think that way. That's
a sick way to think. I'm glad you don't think
that way. But it really really is critical that you
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understand they do. That's what we're up against. All right,
let's make fun of John carry Its. Do some emails
and make fun of John carry That always brings us up.
That's what makes you happier. What makes me happier than
making fun of stupid people. There's nothing better in life,
nothing better in life. I'm pretty sure that's biblical. Chris,
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maybe not. I don't know who knows. You know it's
better than that, all right. I have to confess. We
had a movie night in the Kelly household yesterday and
I got caught feeding the dog some things that are
supposedly harmful to the dog. I didn't know popcorn was
harmful to the dog. It's not my fault. I sit there,
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I'm eating popcorn as he watched the movie. And he
comes puts his big fuffy face on me, and he's, look,
you're staring up at me. What am I supposed to do?
It's a dog's fault. At least he didn't have any
digestive problems afterwards. Now, Fred used to have digestive problems
after every single meal, every meal, whether it was popcorn
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or not. Why because his dog food's crap and Fred
has an anxious stomach. Now we bought him good food,
but there's nothing in dog food, not the food we
buy Fred, not the food you buy your dog. It's
just a big lump of nothing. That's why the shelf
life is ten thousand years. That's why you need Rough
Greens on your dog's food, all natural vitamins, minerals, probiotics.
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Your dog might even be able to eat popcorn, but
your dog will be healthier and live longer. You want
that dog around longer. I want Fred around as long
as possible, even though he's an idiot. Rough Greens dot
com slash Jesse all right, Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse.
Oh god on at Emily side on me, Jesse Kelly,
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don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is that
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Sounds like somebody's got
a case of the Monday's Chris. What Chris. We gotta
get that line on the soundboard. What a great line
that is from the movies. Let's get to some emails.
You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Hi, Jesse,
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I hate to say this. I really hope it doesn't happen,
but I'm starting to think the corruption in our government
is so deep it can't be fixed. At least it
finally just crumbles and collapses. All right, it's been a
heavy show. We've talked about a lot, so let's let's
deal with this. It can't be fixed. It can't be fixed.
It can't be fixed. One you might be right about that.
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I'm not. You know, I've never sat and sat here
and blown sunshine up your well. I've never sat here
and try to act like things are better than they are.
Shut up, Chris, I stop myself anyway. I've never tried
to act like things are better than they are. Maybe
you're right, Maybe it can't be safe, maybe we are
too far gone. There's absolutely a chance you are right.
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But I also know this. Things can turn around faster
than you think. And the history of the world is
not always nations as they become late stage republics and
they start to crumble, that they end up crumbling. Things
can change, things can turn it around. There are various
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things that can turn around. Some of them are wonderful,
some of them are horrible. But it can turn around.
There could be a civil war one day now. That
would be horrible. Beyond belief that it's the last thing
we want is for anybody to get hurt. But you
could have something like that turnering around. You could have
five years from now, ten years from now. How do
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you know a Marine divisional commander isn't going to march
his troops into Washington, DC and take over the government
and assume dictatorship of the nation. Now, that would obviously
not be desirable, It wouldn't be great, it's not what
we want. But if he's a Franco type, a Pinochet type,
and he decides to turn things around in his own
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that could happen. You don't know. I don't know. Maybe
there's a spiritual revival of some kind where Americans do
come back home that would turn it around. Maybe, Yeah,
I understand we're in a bad way. I'm not trying
to sugarcoat something I'm not And maybe the FEDS are
too far gone. Maybe we do need some sort of
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misery and death destruction of some kind before we can
turn it around. But I don't know that that's a case.
And the reason I say that is this. I live
in red America, and I spend my time in places
outside of Washington, DC, outside of the deep blue hubs. Man,
I just run into people all the time, all the
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time who want what you want and think like you think,
and they're just as passionate and upset about the things
that are bad, and they're just we had a Oh gosh,
I forgot to tell you about this. So the kids school,
there was a thing this weekend where they have a
carnival for the kids school and they have a classic
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car show and they have a silent auction. Now hold on, Chris, Yes,
I know, Chris, what you're thinking about the silent auction.
It actually is really bad, buddy, It's really bad. Now,
let me pause on this for a moment. Let me
pause on this for a moment. The silent car show.
You should know something. There are a lot of things
that I'm really bad at a lot of things, most things,
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really and most of them I'm okay with because I'm
kind of a sociopath who thinks really highly of himself.
But there are some things that I don't like or
i'm bad at that I wish I was good at
raw oysters. It's a great example here. I love cooked
oysters when they make them in the cheese and everything else,
you put hot sauce on them. I love those. But
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raw oysters we just get stay. Set some oysters down
and you sit and dabmin hot sauce and you slurp
them up. That's disgusting, but I want to like that.
That looks cool. I'll sit down with my buddies and
they're old. I'll give me a dozen oysters in a beer,
and I have a beer and you know, some garlic bread.
I don't want to slurp down some oysters, but I don't.
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Cars are the same thing, especially classic cars. They're so cool,
so cool, and I want to know everything about them,
and I want to drive them. I want to own one.
But they cost a lot of money. And I've never
really been taught anything about cars. I know how to
change the oil and change a tire and things. I'm
not an idiot, but I don't know anything about car.
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Oh that's a nineteen sixty seven Chevy Mustang. Chevy Chevy Camaro.
I guess I know Chevy didn't make a Mustang, but
I don't know what that means. So the boys were all, hey,
let's go see the classic cars. And of course i'm
a father, I saw, oh, absolutely, let's go check out
these rides. And then they'd say, Dad, what's this one?
And I kind of get really close to it where
it had to sign and the son, that's a nineteen
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sixty four Ford Mustang. That's a great year. I was
a great year for that. And yet the guy who
owns the car was always sitting right there and they
were always looking at me like that really doesn't sound
like he knows what he's talking about. So there was that,
But then there was this I have no idea why
I went off on this tan and oh yeah, yeah,
people wanting what you want. I'll get back to that
in a minute. Let's pause on this event we went
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to on Saturday for a moment, and rewind too. Do
you remember the last time there was an incident at
the kids' school? Maybe you've forgotten there was an incident
at the kids school involving a silent auction. I'll explain
what happened last time, and then I'll explain why I
feel like this time went better. I feel like there's
some disagreement in the home, but I feel like this
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time went better. All that is about to come on
The Jesse Kelly Show. But there is some tension at
home right now. Certainly there were purchases made that our
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That gets you thirty five percent off subscriptions. Now I'm
gonna finish on my school story and then talk about
why I'm a little more hopeful than you are for
the nation and more still to come. Hang on, this
is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
And I'm going to get back to the emails and
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the politics and making fun of John Kerry in a minute.
But I got sidetracked here. I was going off about
something else about why I'm more hopeful about some things.
I'll get back to the hopefulness because as happens sometimes
on the show, I got sidetracked by my sidetrack. Now
my focus is just stay focused in a little while.
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For now, I'm not going to be focused now. Long
time listeners of the show will remember, there was an incident,
not my fault, at the kids' school sometime back. This
incident was devastating. It was it was homecoming night. We
were trying to raise it, and so as a fundraiser
to try to raise money for the school. They always
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need more money and more supplies for the kiddos and
stuff like that, they had a silent auction. I need
to be clear about this. I was never told times
where the Silent Auction started or ended. I was never
told any times. Okay, the wife says, hey, we got
to go to the homecoming game this Friday. I said, okay.
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She said, oh, there's a silent auction too. If you
want to pop in and see if there is anything
you like. I said, sure, I'd love to we go
to the Silent Auction. I am looking for something for
my father, and I'm also looking for something me and
the boys can do. Now I look around and I'm
thinking to myself, I don't really want to spend any
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money here times or tight, but hey, there was a
Jack Nicholas Master's golf flag that he had autographed from
one of the golf holes. My dad loves Jack Nicholas.
I'll put in a little bit for that the high Speed.
I think I've bid something like five dollars more than
the last guy. I'll put in the high sped. Someone's
gonna come in and outbid me. You never know, I
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might get it, but I didn't think I was going to.
And then I saw this little fishing trip down in
Galveston for me and the boys, just some little bay
fishing trip. Go out, catch a couple fish. Nothing fancy
at all. I think it was like three hundred dollars
or something like that. That's real money. So again, I
put five dollars more than the last guy, and I
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walk out for the game. It's not funny, Chris. Turns
out I made those two bids like five minutes. That's
not an exaggeration. I believe it was five minutes before
the Silent Auction ended. They called me that night telling
me I had purchased both items, had to pay for
both items, and had to come pick them up. That
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hurt all right. Now, fast forward to was it Saturday morning?
Kids have a big carnival with the silent auction at
the school. I want to be clear about something, and
I want to make it clear right now. I did
know the times this time, because I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice. Carnival. I think it went from
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ten to four that day, ten am to four pm
that day. I believe I am right about that. What
I do know is this, I was there in the beginning.
In the beginning of it, I was there, and the
wife wasn't there because she's still recovering from surgery. Just
me and the boys, and the boys found their friends
and they were off screwing around and stuff. And I thought, oh,
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Silent Auction, myz O, go see if there's anything cool
in there. But it's early, so I walk into the
Silent Auction right away. I see this movie pack, you know,
I love the movies, and it had it had gift
cards to the local movie theater, and then all kinds
of popcorn and little flavoring things you can put on
your popcorn, and some Coca Coola Classic and stuff. A
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real nice little movie pack in there, and I thought, oooh,
that'd be kind of cool. So again, peep peep peep.
I make a little bid a little bit more than Alaska.
But this Silent Auction has like five hours left. I
don't think I'm going to get it. And then I
turned to walk out. I was leaving, and then there
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was something else there. There was a griddle there, one
of the griddles, one of the flat top griddles. It's
one of the free standing ones that sits outside and
your patio, and it's where you can cook all kinds
of stuff. Now I need to clearify my son's I
make bacon for them sometimes, and only four pieces of
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bacon fit in the pan. So now I either have
to get up forty five minutes ahead of time and
try to bake it, or the wife does I need
a flat top to throw all the bacon on there?
I need a flat top for world famous Jesse Kelly burgers.
I need a flat top to make pancakes and eggs
with the bacon. This is a need. It wasn't even
a want, It's a need here. So I decided to
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place a small marker down in the silent auction for
the grid, and then I walked away. My youngest son
came running in the door at this point in time
and says, Dad, you're not bidden on silent auction stuff again,
And I said, yes I am, and don't you dare
tell your mother. So we move on. We leave the
carnival after everything's done and the kids are all ice
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creamed up, and I went back home that day and
I honestly, it was so early I didn't even think
about it. And then about a little after four in
the afternoon, phone beings, Okay, that's weird, And as I'm
grabbing my phone, number two hits turns out I was
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the lucky winner of both items once again. That I
had to go pick up at the school today. I
tried as best I could to tell the wife. When
I was explaining to her why these were necessities, she
tried to say, we don't have room for this, Jess,
You're not You shouldn't ever go to another silent auction again.
You can't be trusted. Had a lot of very hurtful
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things to say like that. I was trying to explain
to her that the griddle itself isn't even that big,
and don't want to be honest. When I was trying
to explain that, I really believed it. So that's not
really a lie. I really believed it. It turns out
it's a it's a thirty six inch griddle, and it's
a it's of a very good sauce. It's a very
good size, and finding some space for that at the
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house's probably going to be a problem. But so there's
some tensions at home. We're just gonna move on, you
know what. Let's focus. Let's focus on John Carey right now.
John Carey, he's stupid at been this high. There we are,
and look, we understand that. And the President has said
clearly he believes it's important to keep the lines of
communication with China open. He wants to have another conversation
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with President. She will move in that direction. But these
transits are normal, particularly for this particular president. No date
for that call. I totally played the wrong one. That's
John Kirby, this is John Carey. Private aviation is an
example of something where people are starting to pay more attension.
But when you know people who go to die to
talk about climate change fly private, it seems like they
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don't want to make They Actually I've talked to them
about it. They offset, they buy offsets, they offset, and
they are working harder than most people I know to
be able to try to affect this transition. Right, No, yeah,
no no we offset, No no no, our yachts and
our mansions and our private jets, no no, no no, no
no no. You have to eat the bugs. You have
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to give up your car, you have to reduce your
thermostat usage. You have to have your natural gas staff
bone or natural gas stove. Band I said, natural gas
staff boned. Chris, that doesn't make that doesn't make any
sense at all. What Michael, It didn't come out right.
I'm sorry anyway, But nothing for them, of course, nothing
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for them, nothing for the royalty. You see, they're moving forward.
They have a plan, these royal kings and queens for
the planet, and nothing can stop them. Now we're doing
a lot more than just the IRA. But in addition
to that, the President is issuing executive orders. They'll be
changes on automobile, on light truck, heavy truck, heavy duty,
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a number of initiatives that are being taken by states,
subnational cities. They really kept us in the game, frankly
during the Trump administration when he pulled out of the agreement.
But we've seventy five of the new electricity that came
online during the Trump administration came from renewable resources. So
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we have a lot of other options tools, if you will,
in the toolkit. Besides, the IRA gives you a quick
heads up on how they viewed things, doesn't it they're interested.
This is what blows away when people talk yell at
me about when I say moving to a red area
and fortify. They're constantly fortifying, seizing locations, cities, states, institutions,
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locking them down and then using them as weapons for
their agenda. But you even bring that up to the
right and they just recoil in horror. I'll never understand it.
All right, they do have a goal that we'll talk
about that. We'll get to a couple more emails, the
headlines I didn't get to. Probably check out of here. Oh,
let's get to this real quick. Put your money where
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your morals are. Put your money where your morals are.
We talk about it all the time. Difficult to make
that choice. Sometimes, there are many things that are difficult.
I understand, especially if it's a tradition, maybe a family tradition.
I understand it's hard to turn off NFL football. I
get it. I miss it. I did it, but I
miss it. I get it. I understand it's difficult. But man,
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Pure talk has served us up a wind that is easy.
We don't have ten minutes to put our money where
our morals are. But Jessie, I'm worried about you're worried
about what switching from Verizon AT and T and T
Mobile where they hate you. Pure talks on the same
five G network is one of those big guys. You'll
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save a fortune. You're worried about the economy, You're worried
about money. How about a thousand dollars a year in
your pocket right now? My bill got in half. Average
family saves a g and it takes you ten minutes
on the cell phone. You get to keep. Why haven't
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before we get into all the rest of the headlines,
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get to a couple of emails here. I want to
get to this. Every single day is a day that
we should look around us, look at the headlines, and
realize we all need to train more, not less. More.
Now is the time to begin training yourself. Maybe that's
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weight training, Maybe that's weapons training. Maybe it's walking more.
Maybe maybe it's eating better. Maybe Lord Willing, it's all
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mantis x dot com. That's mantis x dot com domes
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on the rest of the world, including the United States
of America. I'm sure Africa's excited to have domes endorsement.
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Ha ha. What is digital blackface? And why is it
wrong when white people use it? This is from some
guy named John Blake on CNN. Like, I only brought
this up because this is a reminder to you. There's
a reason there's never a goal laid out for you.
The climate change nutters will never give you a goal.
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The LGBTQ demon mob never gives you a goal. Hey,
if this happens, then we'll shut up. The race hustlers
will never give you a goal. And there's never a destination.
The struggle is the point. The struggle allows these people
to gain power and money forever, forever. John Black at CNN.
This guy has no discernible skills, He has no talent,
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He has no IQ. He needs racism to go on
for ages. He needs racism the way Fiser needs COVID.
They rely on each other for their very existence. Ignore
these people. Oh, we do have a little thank you
to give to these people. Though. Reducing inequality could see
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world population fall to six billion dollars. This is a
new article from New Scientists. Or by six billion, See
world population fall by six billion, not six billion dollars.
So they say it's all about equality in making everything better,
but in the end, it's just about anti humanism and
slaughtering as many people as possible. Huh, boy, that sounds familiar.
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I think there's a really handsome guy on radio that
talks about that, what Chris. He's also a world famous
author who wrote the Anti Communist Manifesto. If you'd like
to understand how these people think and why they think
that way, it's available at Jesse kellybook dot com Jesse
kellybook dot com. Taliban releases photos of US equipment they
seized from Biden's disastrous pullout. When you combine that with
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the fact I ran as firing proxy middles missiles at US,
I'd say we pretty much have our answer on what
our standing in the world is. Our enemies are not clueless.
They have televisions, they see I have. Trump campaign says
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de santists need not apply. Apparently Trump put out the
word or his campaign put out the word that desantist
campaign staffers will not be welcome on Team Trump if
Team Trump wins the primary. I think this is an
outstanding move. Now it's not because I have anything against
the team desantist people. I know a lot of them.
A lot of them are wonderful. If Trump is going
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to finally start getting more discerning about the people he
brings into his administration, that's a good thing. You should
bring in people who are only loyal to you and
your mission. It kneecapped his first presidency that he had
idiot losers like his son in law Jared Kushner sitting
right next to him. You can't surround you if you
can't fill up your administration with people who hate you
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and your mission and then be shocked when it doesn't
work out very well. And now here's a headline. You
know the thing. Headlines we didn't get to you yet.
Another Biden pick withdraws nomination. Joe Biden had this Philip Washington,
who was supposed to be the head of the FAA.
This is a guy we played earlier who didn't know
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anything about planes or anything else. Of course, diversity hire
found who to blame. Washington had the right qualifications and
experience for this role he had. He's led the Denver
International Airport, one of the busiest airports in the world,
managed large, large, safety focused transportation agencies and served as
command sergeant major in the military. This was a veteran
of the military who was a veteran, and you know
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there were games that we played on, you know, an
onslaught of unfounded Republican attacks on mister Washington, oh or
she being attached. California governor wants medicaid to pay rent
for homeless and cost one hundred million dollars between this
in the reparations they're handing out. Isn't it insane to
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think that our largest, most important, richest, most powerful state, California,
they really are going to break that state in two financially.
Now Chris is cheering. Here's why you shouldn't be cheering.
The same six freak communists who governed California they governed
the United States government. They're going to do the same
thing they did with COVID. Remember the Democrat governors. They
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kept the lockdowns in place to hurt Trump's economy on purpose,
so they could bounce him from office. And they did
this under the understanding that if they crushed their own economies,
the FEDS would quickly step in. Joe Biden would step
in and start sending them gobs of money to make
up for it, and he did. He did. They'll just
pay California off too. Utah passes laws restricting social media
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use for miners. I don't know why you'd want your
miner on social media. Transwoman left sobbing the JFK airport
after a TSA agent hit her in the testicles. Yeah, well,
you wanted to be a dude. It took me nine
hundred and sixty tries to get my license at sixty nine,
but it costs me thousands of dollars. What is this
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woman's name? She's from South Korea? What is her name?
Cha Sasoon? Nine hundred and sixty tries, Chah, Listen to me.
It's probably not your fault, all right, Probably not your fault.
There's nothing you can do about who you are. But
after try number four or five, it's probably time to
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just admit that you shouldn't be out there on the road,
all right. It's probably time to just call it a day.
Take the bus, take a cab. It's time to walk away.
The email address is Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,
Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, Love hate, death threats,
Ask doctor Jesse questions we will be back tomorrow. Not bragging,
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but I'm working all five days this week. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is a Jesse
Kelly Show. We're gonna get to a bunch of emails
this hour or two as we finish this up here
on The Jesse Kelly Show, and we'll make fun of
John Kerry and do some other things. We got got
big plans for the hour. Remember, you can send your
emails into Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. One
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thing I do know about this hour, my focus is
just stay focused. That's my focus, Chris. Now, the last
part of this whole thing. We spent like the whole
show on this whole thing. But the last part of
this whole thing is this. Okay, you're just joining us
Wall Street Journal, randopole. It's really bad, showing patriotism, free fallowing,
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people wanting kids, free fallowing, religion free falling. It's really, really,
really bad. But there is another part of it. You
can call it good, you can call it bad. It's
not the same across both parties. You know, a Patriotism
is dropping as a total thirty to eight percent, lowest
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and forever. According to the survey, fifty nine percent of
Republicans said it's very important. Twenty three percent of Democrats,
very similar splits in religion and children as well, which
brings me to this. This is not a brand new phenomenon.
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It's obviously very very It's a lot worse now than
it was then. But this is one of those things.
I've told you this before. You know, I ran for
Congress in Arizona and I lost twice, won both primaries
and I lost general election. But I ran for Congress
in Arizona. But when you're running for office, you go
knock on doors. Now, I can't speak for every campaign,
but our campaign we had a rule. You don't go
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knock on Democrat doors. It's a waste of your time,
it's a waste of the volunteers time. You have a
list of the home and how they're registered there. Okay,
they got this home. They got three registered Republicans, all right,
at this home, two Republicans and an independent. We were
aiming for Republican homes, Republican homes because we were worried
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about the primary. This is when we were running in
the primary, and knocking on doors is simply hey, I'm
Jesse Kelly, I'm running for office. I hate communists. We
vote from that kind of thing. Go introduce yourself. So
you didn't go to Democrat homes, just forget it set
as a side. You went to Republican homes. Independence were
the one that was up in the air, people who
were unregistered or registered independent. You never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
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under any circumstances, walked by a home that had a
vehicle in the parking lot that had some sort of
military sticker on there. And if the guy had a
marine boppera sticker, you're knocking on the door. But that
wasn't the part that got me. This is the part
that got me, and it just proved to be so true.
It was amazing. You never walked by home that had
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an American flag displayed, whether they were flying the actual
flag itself or maybe you saw an American flag doormat
on the door. Why is that? They may not be
a Republican if they have an American flag, but they're
almost never a Democrat. Ever, Democrats don't flow America, don't
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fly American flags from their home. Democrats are not the
Unamerican party, they are the anti American party. Now what
does that mean for us going forward? Were going forward
in America? They are going to keep hating the country.
They're going to keep not having kids, They're going to
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keep not believing in anything, and therefore any area run
and governed by them, well, you already know how it's
going to end. It's going to end in disaster. So
allow me to use this entire two hours show to
finish all this with this. Why don't you and your
family get to a place that will still be around
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in a hundred years. Why don't you get to a
place where children are a priority? Why don't you get
to a place where religion is a priority, even if
it's not for you. Maybe you're sitting there and said, Jesse,
I don't believe in God. Man, fine, it's your life.
That's fine. Get to a place where other people. Do
you need this, Jesse, I don't care about the country. Man,
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You really should because it's a dark world out there.
You really really really should. There we go. That's it.
And in case you're wondering, maybe you're just tuning in,
why am I not doing mass shooting radio? Why am
I not talking all about the shooting today? And I
know the shooter is a tranny, and why why am
I not doing all these things today? Well? I want
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you to listen to this person. This is Terry Moran,
ABC News. All. That is police Chief John Drake of Nashville,
who is briefing reporters on the deadly grade school shooting
in Nashville at the Covenant School there this morning. The
police confirming six dead, three children, one eight years old,
two nine years old, and three adults, including Catherine Koontz,
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who is the head of the Covenant School. The police
chief also said that the shooter has been identified as
twenty eight year old female Audrey Hale. Said she's a
former student of the school and confirmed that Audrey Hall
was identified herself as a transgender person. A state of
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Tennessee earlier this month passed than the governor signed a
bill that banned transgender medical care for miners, as well
as a law that prohibited adult entertainment, including mail and
mel impersonators, after a series of drag show controversies in
that state. What's the doing? Why would he bring that up?
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I've told you this before. This goes right along the
lines of what we were just talking about. You can
roll your eyes, you can dismiss it, you can say
I'm wrong, but all the evidence says I'm right, and
it's time for you to grow up and accept it.
These people Terry Moran, Joe Biden, Corndiversity Higher. It doesn't
matter who it is. These people are not only not
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sorrowful when something horrible happens, these people are genuinely excited.
You're dealing with anti humans who believe the world needs
to be depopulated by about five or six billion people anyway.
They openly campaign on that. These are people who only
know power, rewarding their friends, punishing their enemies when you
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I got a text on the wife today. I did
tell her I knew about the shooting, so I didn't
tell her about the shootings. I didn't want her to know.
She always takes these things hard. She finally texted me
today bawling. She's bawling. When you find out about kids dying,
you cry. You think about the moms and the dad's
in the heartbreak and the Christmas and they're not gonna
be there anymore. And you think to yourself, because you're
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a decent person with values, You think to yourself, everyone
shares those values. But everyone doesn't. Everyone doesn't. You live
in a nation where the news is brought to you
by people who cheer when children die. We're the president
of the United States, cheers where children die him and
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always staffers they get together when these things happen and
they cheer, Oh my gosh, yes kids are dad. Whoooo Well,
I don't understand how could he blame how could he
blame some training bill, or how can he blame this
gun bill? But did you think it was about the kids?
He's going to blame his political opponents because when you're
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in an anti human it does give you freedoms that
you and I will never have. Terry Moran has freedoms
you and I will never know in this lifetime, and
I hope we don't ever know it. You know, if
those freedoms are to look at emotional, terrible things dispassionately
and figure out how to use them for your benefit.
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You it would never occur to you to take a
dead eight year old and use it for political gain,
to hurt your political opponents with it. It would never
it would never enter your mind with it. And that's good.
I don't want you to turn into that. I don't
want me to turn into that. But it is so
important we understand. It would never occur to Terry Moran
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not to because he doesn't feel anything for the death.
It presents him with an opportunity to make an unemotional decision. Oh, okay,
some kids died. Nice, that's good. We should be able
to use this on tonight's show. Do we know who?
Do we know who the shooter was? Who were the kids?
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The shooter? He wasn't black? Was he? Okay? He wasn't black?
All right, good, we can use that. Oh wait, shooter
was a tranny though. Oh dang, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. This is okay, guys, we can
still don't don't don't, don't be down. We can still
use this. Hold on, the shooter was a tranny. Um,
oh it was Tennessee. Didn't they just didn't They just
pass that anti drag queen Bill? Nice? Nice? Okay, good,
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we'll use it for that. That's the angle for tonight.
The angle will be we'll blame Republicans cousin the bills. Nice? Nice,
Thanks for dying kids. You don't think that way. That's
a sick way to think. I'm glad you don't think
that way. But it really really is critical that you
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understand they do. That's what we're up against. All right,
let's make fun of John carry Its. Do some emails
and make fun of John carry That always brings us up.
That's what makes you happier. What makes me happier than
making fun of stupid people. There's nothing better in life,
nothing better in life. I'm pretty sure that's biblical. Chris,
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maybe not. I don't know who knows. You know it's
better than that, all right. I have to confess. We
had a movie night in the Kelly household yesterday and
I got caught feeding the dog some things that are
supposedly harmful to the dog. I didn't know popcorn was
harmful to the dog. It's not my fault. I sit there,
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I'm eating popcorn as he watched the movie. And he
comes puts his big fuffy face on me, and he's, look,
you're staring up at me. What am I supposed to do?
It's a dog's fault. At least he didn't have any
digestive problems afterwards. Now, Fred used to have digestive problems
after every single meal, every meal, whether it was popcorn
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or not. Why because his dog food's crap and Fred
has an anxious stomach. Now we bought him good food,
but there's nothing in dog food, not the food we
buy Fred, not the food you buy your dog. It's
just a big lump of nothing. That's why the shelf
life is ten thousand years. That's why you need Rough
Greens on your dog's food, all natural vitamins, minerals, probiotics.
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Your dog might even be able to eat popcorn, but
your dog will be healthier and live longer. You want
that dog around longer. I want Fred around as long
as possible, even though he's an idiot. Rough Greens dot
com slash Jesse all right, Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse.
Oh god on at Emily side on me, Jesse Kelly,
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don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is that
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Sounds like somebody's got
a case of the Monday's Chris. What Chris. We gotta
get that line on the soundboard. What a great line
that is from the movies. Let's get to some emails.
You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Hi, Jesse,
(12:03):
I hate to say this. I really hope it doesn't happen,
but I'm starting to think the corruption in our government
is so deep it can't be fixed. At least it
finally just crumbles and collapses. All right, it's been a
heavy show. We've talked about a lot, so let's let's
deal with this. It can't be fixed. It can't be fixed.
It can't be fixed. One you might be right about that.
(12:24):
I'm not. You know, I've never sat and sat here
and blown sunshine up your well. I've never sat here
and try to act like things are better than they are.
Shut up, Chris, I stop myself anyway. I've never tried
to act like things are better than they are. Maybe
you're right, Maybe it can't be safe, maybe we are
too far gone. There's absolutely a chance you are right.
(12:44):
But I also know this. Things can turn around faster
than you think. And the history of the world is
not always nations as they become late stage republics and
they start to crumble, that they end up crumbling. Things
can change, things can turn it around. There are various
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things that can turn around. Some of them are wonderful,
some of them are horrible. But it can turn around.
There could be a civil war one day now. That
would be horrible. Beyond belief that it's the last thing
we want is for anybody to get hurt. But you
could have something like that turnering around. You could have
five years from now, ten years from now. How do
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you know a Marine divisional commander isn't going to march
his troops into Washington, DC and take over the government
and assume dictatorship of the nation. Now, that would obviously
not be desirable, It wouldn't be great, it's not what
we want. But if he's a Franco type, a Pinochet type,
and he decides to turn things around in his own
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that could happen. You don't know. I don't know. Maybe
there's a spiritual revival of some kind where Americans do
come back home that would turn it around. Maybe, Yeah,
I understand we're in a bad way. I'm not trying
to sugarcoat something I'm not And maybe the FEDS are
too far gone. Maybe we do need some sort of
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misery and death destruction of some kind before we can
turn it around. But I don't know that that's a case.
And the reason I say that is this. I live
in red America, and I spend my time in places
outside of Washington, DC, outside of the deep blue hubs. Man,
I just run into people all the time, all the
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time who want what you want and think like you think,
and they're just as passionate and upset about the things
that are bad, and they're just we had a Oh gosh,
I forgot to tell you about this. So the kids school,
there was a thing this weekend where they have a
carnival for the kids school and they have a classic
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car show and they have a silent auction. Now hold on, Chris, Yes,
I know, Chris, what you're thinking about the silent auction.
It actually is really bad, buddy, It's really bad. Now,
let me pause on this for a moment. Let me
pause on this for a moment. The silent car show.
You should know something. There are a lot of things
that I'm really bad at a lot of things, most things,
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really and most of them I'm okay with because I'm
kind of a sociopath who thinks really highly of himself.
But there are some things that I don't like or
i'm bad at that I wish I was good at
raw oysters. It's a great example here. I love cooked
oysters when they make them in the cheese and everything else,
you put hot sauce on them. I love those. But
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raw oysters we just get stay. Set some oysters down
and you sit and dabmin hot sauce and you slurp
them up. That's disgusting, but I want to like that.
That looks cool. I'll sit down with my buddies and
they're old. I'll give me a dozen oysters in a beer,
and I have a beer and you know, some garlic bread.
I don't want to slurp down some oysters, but I don't.
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Cars are the same thing, especially classic cars. They're so cool,
so cool, and I want to know everything about them,
and I want to drive them. I want to own one.
But they cost a lot of money. And I've never
really been taught anything about cars. I know how to
change the oil and change a tire and things. I'm
not an idiot, but I don't know anything about car.
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Oh that's a nineteen sixty seven Chevy Mustang. Chevy Chevy Camaro.
I guess I know Chevy didn't make a Mustang, but
I don't know what that means. So the boys were all, hey,
let's go see the classic cars. And of course i'm
a father, I saw, oh, absolutely, let's go check out
these rides. And then they'd say, Dad, what's this one?
And I kind of get really close to it where
it had to sign and the son, that's a nineteen
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sixty four Ford Mustang. That's a great year. I was
a great year for that. And yet the guy who
owns the car was always sitting right there and they
were always looking at me like that really doesn't sound
like he knows what he's talking about. So there was that,
But then there was this I have no idea why
I went off on this tan and oh yeah, yeah,
people wanting what you want. I'll get back to that
in a minute. Let's pause on this event we went
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to on Saturday for a moment, and rewind too. Do
you remember the last time there was an incident at
the kids' school? Maybe you've forgotten there was an incident
at the kids school involving a silent auction. I'll explain
what happened last time, and then I'll explain why I
feel like this time went better. I feel like there's
some disagreement in the home, but I feel like this
(17:26):
time went better. All that is about to come on
The Jesse Kelly Show. But there is some tension at
home right now. Certainly there were purchases made that our
view does not necessary, which is ridiculous. But you know
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That gets you thirty five percent off subscriptions. Now I'm
gonna finish on my school story and then talk about
why I'm a little more hopeful than you are for
the nation and more still to come. Hang on, this
is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
And I'm going to get back to the emails and
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the politics and making fun of John Kerry in a minute.
But I got sidetracked here. I was going off about
something else about why I'm more hopeful about some things.
I'll get back to the hopefulness because as happens sometimes
on the show, I got sidetracked by my sidetrack. Now
my focus is just stay focused in a little while.
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For now, I'm not going to be focused now. Long
time listeners of the show will remember, there was an incident,
not my fault, at the kids' school sometime back. This
incident was devastating. It was it was homecoming night. We
were trying to raise it, and so as a fundraiser
to try to raise money for the school. They always
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need more money and more supplies for the kiddos and
stuff like that, they had a silent auction. I need
to be clear about this. I was never told times
where the Silent Auction started or ended. I was never
told any times. Okay, the wife says, hey, we got
to go to the homecoming game this Friday. I said, okay.
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She said, oh, there's a silent auction too. If you
want to pop in and see if there is anything
you like. I said, sure, I'd love to we go
to the Silent Auction. I am looking for something for
my father, and I'm also looking for something me and
the boys can do. Now I look around and I'm
thinking to myself, I don't really want to spend any
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money here times or tight, but hey, there was a
Jack Nicholas Master's golf flag that he had autographed from
one of the golf holes. My dad loves Jack Nicholas.
I'll put in a little bit for that the high Speed.
I think I've bid something like five dollars more than
the last guy. I'll put in the high sped. Someone's
gonna come in and outbid me. You never know, I
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might get it, but I didn't think I was going to.
And then I saw this little fishing trip down in
Galveston for me and the boys, just some little bay
fishing trip. Go out, catch a couple fish. Nothing fancy
at all. I think it was like three hundred dollars
or something like that. That's real money. So again, I
put five dollars more than the last guy, and I
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walk out for the game. It's not funny, Chris. Turns
out I made those two bids like five minutes. That's
not an exaggeration. I believe it was five minutes before
the Silent Auction ended. They called me that night telling
me I had purchased both items, had to pay for
both items, and had to come pick them up. That
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hurt all right. Now, fast forward to was it Saturday morning?
Kids have a big carnival with the silent auction at
the school. I want to be clear about something, and
I want to make it clear right now. I did
know the times this time, because I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice. Carnival. I think it went from
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ten to four that day, ten am to four pm
that day. I believe I am right about that. What
I do know is this, I was there in the beginning.
In the beginning of it, I was there, and the
wife wasn't there because she's still recovering from surgery. Just
me and the boys, and the boys found their friends
and they were off screwing around and stuff. And I thought, oh,
(22:27):
Silent Auction, myz O, go see if there's anything cool
in there. But it's early, so I walk into the
Silent Auction right away. I see this movie pack, you know,
I love the movies, and it had it had gift
cards to the local movie theater, and then all kinds
of popcorn and little flavoring things you can put on
your popcorn, and some Coca Coola Classic and stuff. A
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real nice little movie pack in there, and I thought, oooh,
that'd be kind of cool. So again, peep peep peep.
I make a little bid a little bit more than Alaska.
But this Silent Auction has like five hours left. I
don't think I'm going to get it. And then I
turned to walk out. I was leaving, and then there
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was something else there. There was a griddle there, one
of the griddles, one of the flat top griddles. It's
one of the free standing ones that sits outside and
your patio, and it's where you can cook all kinds
of stuff. Now I need to clearify my son's I
make bacon for them sometimes, and only four pieces of
(23:32):
bacon fit in the pan. So now I either have
to get up forty five minutes ahead of time and
try to bake it, or the wife does I need
a flat top to throw all the bacon on there?
I need a flat top for world famous Jesse Kelly burgers.
I need a flat top to make pancakes and eggs
with the bacon. This is a need. It wasn't even
a want, It's a need here. So I decided to
(23:54):
place a small marker down in the silent auction for
the grid, and then I walked away. My youngest son
came running in the door at this point in time
and says, Dad, you're not bidden on silent auction stuff again,
And I said, yes I am, and don't you dare
tell your mother. So we move on. We leave the
carnival after everything's done and the kids are all ice
(24:16):
creamed up, and I went back home that day and
I honestly, it was so early I didn't even think
about it. And then about a little after four in
the afternoon, phone beings, Okay, that's weird, And as I'm
grabbing my phone, number two hits turns out I was
(24:36):
the lucky winner of both items once again. That I
had to go pick up at the school today. I
tried as best I could to tell the wife. When
I was explaining to her why these were necessities, she
tried to say, we don't have room for this, Jess,
You're not You shouldn't ever go to another silent auction again.
You can't be trusted. Had a lot of very hurtful
(24:57):
things to say like that. I was trying to explain
to her that the griddle itself isn't even that big,
and don't want to be honest. When I was trying
to explain that, I really believed it. So that's not
really a lie. I really believed it. It turns out
it's a it's a thirty six inch griddle, and it's
a it's of a very good sauce. It's a very
good size, and finding some space for that at the
(25:20):
house's probably going to be a problem. But so there's
some tensions at home. We're just gonna move on, you
know what. Let's focus. Let's focus on John Carey right now.
John Carey, he's stupid at been this high. There we are,
and look, we understand that. And the President has said
clearly he believes it's important to keep the lines of
communication with China open. He wants to have another conversation
(25:41):
with President. She will move in that direction. But these
transits are normal, particularly for this particular president. No date
for that call. I totally played the wrong one. That's
John Kirby, this is John Carey. Private aviation is an
example of something where people are starting to pay more attension.
But when you know people who go to die to
talk about climate change fly private, it seems like they
(26:03):
don't want to make They Actually I've talked to them
about it. They offset, they buy offsets, they offset, and
they are working harder than most people I know to
be able to try to affect this transition. Right, No, yeah,
no no we offset, No no no, our yachts and
our mansions and our private jets, no no, no no, no
no no. You have to eat the bugs. You have
(26:23):
to give up your car, you have to reduce your
thermostat usage. You have to have your natural gas staff
bone or natural gas stove. Band I said, natural gas
staff boned. Chris, that doesn't make that doesn't make any
sense at all. What Michael, It didn't come out right.
I'm sorry anyway, But nothing for them, of course, nothing
(26:44):
for them, nothing for the royalty. You see, they're moving forward.
They have a plan, these royal kings and queens for
the planet, and nothing can stop them. Now we're doing
a lot more than just the IRA. But in addition
to that, the President is issuing executive orders. They'll be
changes on automobile, on light truck, heavy truck, heavy duty,
(27:04):
a number of initiatives that are being taken by states,
subnational cities. They really kept us in the game, frankly
during the Trump administration when he pulled out of the agreement.
But we've seventy five of the new electricity that came
online during the Trump administration came from renewable resources. So
(27:24):
we have a lot of other options tools, if you will,
in the toolkit. Besides, the IRA gives you a quick
heads up on how they viewed things, doesn't it they're interested.
This is what blows away when people talk yell at
me about when I say moving to a red area
and fortify. They're constantly fortifying, seizing locations, cities, states, institutions,
(27:46):
locking them down and then using them as weapons for
their agenda. But you even bring that up to the
right and they just recoil in horror. I'll never understand it.
All right, they do have a goal that we'll talk
about that. We'll get to a couple more emails, the
headlines I didn't get to. Probably check out of here. Oh,
let's get to this real quick. Put your money where
(28:08):
your morals are. Put your money where your morals are.
We talk about it all the time. Difficult to make
that choice. Sometimes, there are many things that are difficult.
I understand, especially if it's a tradition, maybe a family tradition.
I understand it's hard to turn off NFL football. I
get it. I miss it. I did it, but I
miss it. I get it. I understand it's difficult. But man,
(28:30):
Pure talk has served us up a wind that is easy.
We don't have ten minutes to put our money where
our morals are. But Jessie, I'm worried about you're worried
about what switching from Verizon AT and T and T
Mobile where they hate you. Pure talks on the same
five G network is one of those big guys. You'll
(28:51):
save a fortune. You're worried about the economy, You're worried
about money. How about a thousand dollars a year in
your pocket right now? My bill got in half. Average
family saves a g and it takes you ten minutes
on the cell phone. You get to keep. Why haven't
you switched? Pick up your phone? Tonight's tonight. Put your
(29:14):
money where your morals are. Dial pound two five zero,
say Jesse Kelly, Pure talk. These are your people, These
are my people. Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.
Switch to Pure Talk The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
(29:34):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't worry, you
still got all week with me. You can email me
Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse
Kelly Show dot com. Don't forget to text to love
one wishing them a very happy Buenos Tardez on a Monday. Now,
before we get into all the rest of the headlines,
(29:56):
get to a couple of emails here. I want to
get to this. Every single day is a day that
we should look around us, look at the headlines, and
realize we all need to train more, not less. More.
Now is the time to begin training yourself. Maybe that's
(30:17):
weight training, Maybe that's weapons training. Maybe it's walking more.
Maybe maybe it's eating better. Maybe Lord Willing, it's all
the above. I'm trying for all the above, although failing
at some mantis x allows me to train. If I
don't train. If I don't train, then God forbid I
run into my own monster one day there wants to
(30:37):
kill me, or my sons, or my wife or someone
else I care about. Am I ready because I'm gonna
be scared. You're gonna be scared. The adrenaline's pumping, You're
gonna be all over the place. You will shoot that
day as well as you have trained before that day.
Mantis x allows you to train in your home, in
your office, dry fire training, real feedback, getting you better, faster,
(31:04):
more lethal, just like you need to be. Should you
ever encounter that monster, God forbid, go to mantis x
dot com. The Green Berets use it for a reason,
the Marines use it for a reason. Mantis x dot com.
Let today be the day that reminds you be faster
and deadlier than he is when the time comes. All right,
(31:26):
mantis x dot com. That's mantis x dot com domes
talking about Africa. I'm very excited about the future. I'm
very excited about the impact of the future of Africa
on the rest of the world, including the United States
of America. I'm sure Africa's excited to have domes endorsement.
(31:48):
Ha ha. What is digital blackface? And why is it
wrong when white people use it? This is from some
guy named John Blake on CNN. Like, I only brought
this up because this is a reminder to you. There's
a reason there's never a goal laid out for you.
The climate change nutters will never give you a goal.
(32:09):
The LGBTQ demon mob never gives you a goal. Hey,
if this happens, then we'll shut up. The race hustlers
will never give you a goal. And there's never a destination.
The struggle is the point. The struggle allows these people
to gain power and money forever, forever. John Black at CNN.
This guy has no discernible skills, He has no talent,
(32:32):
He has no IQ. He needs racism to go on
for ages. He needs racism the way Fiser needs COVID.
They rely on each other for their very existence. Ignore
these people. Oh, we do have a little thank you
to give to these people. Though. Reducing inequality could see
(32:55):
world population fall to six billion dollars. This is a
new article from New Scientists. Or by six billion, See
world population fall by six billion, not six billion dollars.
So they say it's all about equality in making everything better,
but in the end, it's just about anti humanism and
slaughtering as many people as possible. Huh, boy, that sounds familiar.
(33:20):
I think there's a really handsome guy on radio that
talks about that, what Chris. He's also a world famous
author who wrote the Anti Communist Manifesto. If you'd like
to understand how these people think and why they think
that way, it's available at Jesse kellybook dot com Jesse
kellybook dot com. Taliban releases photos of US equipment they
seized from Biden's disastrous pullout. When you combine that with
(33:43):
the fact I ran as firing proxy middles missiles at US,
I'd say we pretty much have our answer on what
our standing in the world is. Our enemies are not clueless.
They have televisions, they see I have. Trump campaign says
(34:03):
de santists need not apply. Apparently Trump put out the
word or his campaign put out the word that desantist
campaign staffers will not be welcome on Team Trump if
Team Trump wins the primary. I think this is an
outstanding move. Now it's not because I have anything against
the team desantist people. I know a lot of them.
A lot of them are wonderful. If Trump is going
(34:25):
to finally start getting more discerning about the people he
brings into his administration, that's a good thing. You should
bring in people who are only loyal to you and
your mission. It kneecapped his first presidency that he had
idiot losers like his son in law Jared Kushner sitting
right next to him. You can't surround you if you
can't fill up your administration with people who hate you
(34:47):
and your mission and then be shocked when it doesn't
work out very well. And now here's a headline. You
know the thing. Headlines we didn't get to you yet.
Another Biden pick withdraws nomination. Joe Biden had this Philip Washington,
who was supposed to be the head of the FAA.
This is a guy we played earlier who didn't know
(35:08):
anything about planes or anything else. Of course, diversity hire
found who to blame. Washington had the right qualifications and
experience for this role he had. He's led the Denver
International Airport, one of the busiest airports in the world,
managed large, large, safety focused transportation agencies and served as
command sergeant major in the military. This was a veteran
of the military who was a veteran, and you know
(35:33):
there were games that we played on, you know, an
onslaught of unfounded Republican attacks on mister Washington, oh or
she being attached. California governor wants medicaid to pay rent
for homeless and cost one hundred million dollars between this
in the reparations they're handing out. Isn't it insane to
(35:55):
think that our largest, most important, richest, most powerful state, California,
they really are going to break that state in two financially.
Now Chris is cheering. Here's why you shouldn't be cheering.
The same six freak communists who governed California they governed
the United States government. They're going to do the same
thing they did with COVID. Remember the Democrat governors. They
(36:17):
kept the lockdowns in place to hurt Trump's economy on purpose,
so they could bounce him from office. And they did
this under the understanding that if they crushed their own economies,
the FEDS would quickly step in. Joe Biden would step
in and start sending them gobs of money to make
up for it, and he did. He did. They'll just
pay California off too. Utah passes laws restricting social media
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use for miners. I don't know why you'd want your
miner on social media. Transwoman left sobbing the JFK airport
after a TSA agent hit her in the testicles. Yeah, well,
you wanted to be a dude. It took me nine
hundred and sixty tries to get my license at sixty nine,
but it costs me thousands of dollars. What is this
(37:01):
woman's name? She's from South Korea? What is her name?
Cha Sasoon? Nine hundred and sixty tries, Chah, Listen to me.
It's probably not your fault, all right, Probably not your fault.
There's nothing you can do about who you are. But
after try number four or five, it's probably time to
(37:23):
just admit that you shouldn't be out there on the road,
all right. It's probably time to just call it a day.
Take the bus, take a cab. It's time to walk away.
The email address is Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,
Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, Love hate, death threats,
Ask doctor Jesse questions we will be back tomorrow. Not bragging,
(37:45):
but I'm working all five days this week. That's all
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