December 19, 2024 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And here's what we
have this hour. We'll do a little bit of ilegal
immigration talk, some emails, emotional support, animals, will make fun
of the media, all that Dan Bongino's birthday and so
(00:35):
much more coming up this final hour of the world
famous Jesse Kelly's Show. So obviously you already heard about
trende arag while pulling people's fingernails out in an apartment
in Colorado in Aurora, Colorado, and I played for you
earlier the police chief venting his frustrations about we've been
going through this, where's the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It was a male and a female. They were accosted
by approximately feteen to fifteen armed individuals. They were pistol
whip they were beat they were mistreated. One of the
male was actually stabbed. He had a stab wound. So
does that fall in the category of torture for me? Yeah,
it does.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
There is a high assumption that they may not good.
They've arrested nineteen of them.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
When it comes yes, Hi, Jesse.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
It was arrested nineteen suspected trendy at Roagway gang members
and Aurora, Colorado. They say kidnapped and tortured two victims
for hours. This all happened at the edge at Lowie Complex,
which is the same apartment complex that was overrun by
the violent gang earlier this year.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right, I just wanted to read you this little headline,
this little tidbit. This is from Front page mag Biden
administration rushes out a rule to make it easier for
foreign workers to take American jobs. I'll combine that with
the mayor of Denver saying.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
This Trump's new borders. Our Tom Homan has said that
he is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing
in the way of these policies that they want to enact.
Would you be willing to go to jail for these things?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Yeah, I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not
seeking that. I think the goal is we want to
be able to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve
hard problems.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
You would encourage people to protest.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
I think we're going to look at every option. But yeah,
I don't think that there are you know, I talked
to some high school kids this week who were terrified
about this. I don't think those kids are going to
stand there and watch three of their classmates get pulled
out of a history class with the other twenty seven
stand behind.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Remember that all this is happening on purpose. American citizens
are being tortured, stabbed, beaten, pistol whipped because Democrats brought
illegals into the country on purpose. Americans are losing their
jobs because the Biden administration is bringing in legal immigrants
as fast as they possibly can on purpose. As we've
(02:55):
explained a million times, this is all being done on purpose,
not an accident. Joe Biden's not a functional adult. He
has America hating communists running the country. They have opened
up the country and brought them all in as fast
as they possibly can. That's why the cries of Eric
Adams fell on deaf ear.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
And this issue happened, and we asked for assistance over
and over again, and I refuse to remain silent while
I was watching this city harm. We no longer received
the support that we deserve. We no longer had an
opportunity to communicate with the President. It was a clear
statement from the White House that they didn't appear to
be happy that I was standing up for the city.
(03:38):
Another mayor should do that. Look at what happened in
these other city Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, Houston. Cities should
not be taken away the resources from their residents to
handle a national crisis.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And that is exactly why we need Tom Holman to
get in there and do what he says he's going.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
To day one. Day one, the ice offices across the
country will be out on the streets the right out
of the gate. President's made it clear, and I made
it clear. The priority right out of the gate's public
safety threats, and that's security threats. And there's plenty of
define right. I looked at the data. Under the Bidy administration,
the deportation of criminal aliens have decreased seventy four percent.
(04:20):
So we have all those folks that the Biden administration
failed to deport. Plus you get this ten over ten
million counters on the Southern Boarder that came across. We
got a lot of them look for too, So that
the public safety threats are plenty and it's going to
keep us busy.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
He was asked how many people.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't have a number. We want to rest as
many people as weekend, they're in the country illegally. Again
based on prioritization. We want to rest every criminal, every
gang member that's here illegally. That's a public safety threat.
We want to rest every fugitive, those who had due
process at great tax payer expense and have an order
deportation but didn't even became a fugitive. We had over
one point five million of those. And look, we got
(04:57):
mins of people who illegally. I've said, you're here illegally,
you're not off the table.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's exactly how we need to be talking. Dear Lamborghini Jesse. Okay,
so so let me explain. I don't have a Lamborghini.
I've never sat in a Lamborghini. I have touched one before,
but that's about as clothes as I've ever gotten to one.
But there was a picture floating around on the internet
(05:25):
some extremely tall guy driving a Lamborghini convertible and he
was so tall that his head stuck out completely clear
above the windshield, and it was a picture from behind,
and someone said it was me. It was not me.
That's not my car. I don't have a Lamborghini, nor
would I ever spend two three hundred thousand dollars on
(05:48):
a car under any circumstances. That's insane to me. I'm
the guy freaking out about one hundred and forty seven
dollars to overnight a couple pieces of paper. I'm not
spending two hundred thousand dollars for a Lamborghini anyway, the
guy says, Dear Lamborghini Jesse, now that we finally caught
you parading around town in your midlife crisis car, we
(06:08):
must know how it is that you can afford a
Lambeau but not a decent bottle of wine for our
brother Dan Bongino for his fiftieth birthday party. We also
need to know what type of wine it was, and
please don't tell us it was boxed, all right? So
I went to Dan last week. I went to Dan
(06:30):
Bongino's fiftieth birthday party. He's my buddy. I love Dan,
and he had a fiftieth birthday party. I the wife
was mortified. She decided she wanted to stop on the
way over and bring a bottle of wine. Pretty customary.
You don't want to show up empty handed at someone's
birthday party. So we stop in this little strip ball
(06:51):
run down liquor store with bars on the windows. It
was all there was. And she walks in and she
asked the guy, what's your best bottle of wine? Now
we're not in some fancy we're not in some fancy
total wine store or something like that. It's rof in there.
She said, what's your best bottle of wine? And you
should have seen the look on the guy's face behind
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the counter. I don't think he gets asked that question
a lot. And he takes her to some bottle of
wine and I think it was sixty bucks, seventy bucks,
something like that. So that's good? What Chris that's good?
Is that not good wine? I don't know. I don't
buy wine. Is that that's good? Right? Isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Chris said, you don't need to spend a lot of money.
Then again, that's what Chris says really about everything. So
we'll take that with a grain of salt. He got
sixty seven eighty dollars bottle of wine. And then I
asked the guy, what is the worst wine you have?
And it has to come in a box. And I
forget what it was, Phronsia. I think it might have
been Phronsie or Barefoot whatever it was it was. I
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think it was a half gallon of it, and I
think it was six dollars in ninety nine cents or
something like that. It's gotta be just pure wretched garbage.
And I brought that for Dan. And when I walked
into his birthday party he saw me. I said, Dan,
I brought you something nice. And he was so you
could tell he didn't even understand at first. He looks
and I'm like, this is some wine for you, And
(08:14):
I said it with a total straight face. Too. Ah, Sorry, Dan, Hey, Jesse,
my father died during the pandemic. I wasn't able to
be with him or see him before, so I can empathize.
He was a Naval Commander Master chief, Naval command Master Chief.
We lived in Hawaii for three years from seventy eight
to eighty one. He took the ferry to Ford Island
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every day to work, and we would get to go
with him occasionally. This is from that Pearl Harbor episode
or little history bit I did a little while ago.
That inlet is so small. It really was ingenius on
the part of the Japanese and ridiculously stupid on the
US's part to load it up. Although Ford island was repaired.
They left ordnance in many outer walls, maybe as a
(08:57):
reminder to never forget. It wasn't lost on us, even
though we were only elementary school, junior high aged. Great show.
He says, I can say his name, his name is Michael,
But he said, you can say my name, but you
do me a bigger honor by saying my father's Edward Spriggs.
That's his father's name. And then he goes on to say,
(09:19):
because my commie hag, because the commie hag he married
refused to honor his wishes and bury him next to
our mother instead of having him cremated and split between
eight to ten family members. I hope she suffers horribly
until she gets hit by a bus. Of course, we
three kids wish her all the best. That sounds like
(09:41):
it sounds like you wish her all the best, But yes,
honor in respect to mister Edward Spriggs. So there there's
some fairly rough economic news out there if you look
close enough, but there's always indicators that don't look great.
But one of the stories, one of these stories over
(10:02):
the past few years is how the poorer people have
gotten it the worst in everything. And that's not new.
That's really the history of the world. The poorer you are,
the harder things hit you in certain ways, certainly economic matters,
and there's there's a story about store closures we're going
to talk about really quickly that we'll do some more
(10:23):
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Speaker 1 (11:31):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, reminding
you if you miss any part of the show, download
the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. So there's an article
out in CBS about store closures. And this has been
a report that's been out there for a couple of
days now. There's a surge in store closures sixty nine
percent twenty twenty four, which sounds bad. It sounds bad already,
(12:04):
and it is. But and I don't even have a
ton I want to say about it. It just it
breaks my heart and I don't like it. You look
into which stores are closing, it's family, dollar, dollar tree, CBS.
It's clothes that poor people need or stores that poor
(12:25):
people use. Poor people need. And this all brings me
back to not just COVID, but so many of our
horrible policies we pass in this country. So much of
it falls onto the backs of poor people who are
barely making ends meet. Anyway, family dollar closes. But maybe
doesn't affect you. Maybe you shot there all the time.
(12:46):
Maybe it doesn't affect you. But a lot of people
rely on that stuff. And I hate watching what Washington,
DC has done to this country. And I hate watching
how they've assaulted businesses in these local politicians, who of
course turn loose all the dirt ball criminals, and the
dirt ball criminals go loot cvs and they go clear
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everything they can out, and soon that neighborhood that was
really the only store in the neighborhood it's gone to
And I just hate it. That's all. That was my
only points all I wanted to bring up. I don't
like it. It's the only thing I have to say
about it. Also, Chris doesn't understand what words mean and
how to use words. I needed something from Chris, and
(13:29):
Chris said, Okay, it'll be just a little bit. Now,
let me ask you something. Let me ask you something.
If someone tells you it'll be a little bit, what
is the time range you think we're dealing with here?
If someone told me a little bit, I would think
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five minutes. I mean that could be even fifteen minutes.
I realized it's a fairly vague term. But if you
told me was twenty minutes, even thirty minutes, that could
qualify as a little bit. Do you know what Chris
meant by a little bit?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Beau?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
As soon as he said a little bit, I said, well,
how long is a little bit? Do you know what
Chris said? One minute? One minute? That's not a little bit, Chris,
that's one minute. You see, if it's one minute, then
you say one minute? What? What? What you said? You
(14:32):
need a little bit? A little bit is not one minute, Chris.
That's not how the English language works. That's not how No, Chris, No, no,
that's not what words mean. A little bit can be
five minutes, it can be ten. I would have given
you twenty. A little bit is never, ever, ever, one minute. Chris,
learn about words anyway. This guy in the voicemail, he
(14:52):
knows about words.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Jessie. I like your team picture. The only thing I
don't like about it is you are a bigging me.
So you need to get a bigger crown. The crown
is too small for your head.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That guy lady, and I agree with her. The crown
is too small. It does a big guy huge hands.
I need a huge crown. But don't worry, there'll be
many other portraits. We've commissioned some artists to do it.
What Chris, Listen, they did commission artists. I went on
this website and you put your picture in there, and
(15:26):
they tell you that they're going to make you something,
that they'll make you a king or a general or whatever.
But then they give you the instructions when you're done,
when you're done uploading what you want done, they're like,
we've commissioned some of the finest artists that I knew
in that exact moment that I was going to tell
everyone that I commissioned some artists to do this for me. What,
Chris what? That's a good point. This one's a prince. Why.
(15:50):
I didn't want to be arrogant, right, I didn't want
to make it a king or something like that. Hey, Jesse,
the journalist with literally the biggest hands. It brings me
so much joy that we have someone on our side
the GOP establishment fears. It's awesome to hear them, undoubtedly
responding to your call to primary senators out who Americans
are tired of being betrayed by who treat their voters
(16:12):
like we're stupid. I'll gladly donate money to anyone who
runs against the naked ken dolls of the world, says
I can say his name, his name is Case. Well,
it's not just me, thank you for the compliment, but
it's you too. Don't think that you are powerless. We
talk about this when it comes to local politics all
(16:33):
the time. National politics can feel so overwhelming and you
can feel so powerless. Like the new bill, the new
cr they're going to pass, no debt ceiling, they're just
eliminating the debt ceiling adds a fortune to the debt,
doesn't cut a thing, it doesn't And you're sitting there,
You're you're frustrated. You just got the one shot down yesterday.
(16:54):
Now there's already a new bill and it sucks too.
It National politics can get so frustrating because we feel powerless,
but we are not. When we speak up and speak out.
That's why we got one shot down. We probably won't
get the next one shot down. But that's why these
senators are starting to be afraid of primary challengers. It's
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not only me, you talk about this too, It is
all of us. And yes, that's a good point, Chris.
They talk about it. It's not just something you brewed
about with friends anymore. Elh, somebody your primary, that guy.
People are getting loud about that. We are realizing this
myth of the silent majority is the dumbest idea ever.
(17:38):
You should never be silent. You should be loud, You
should be organized. We have to push for what we want.
There is no quiet, polite way to get cowardly loser
politicians to do the right thing. And so when you
have people in the GOP who are screwing you over repeatedly,
then they need to be threatened with their seats. That's
(18:01):
what we must do. So when Joni Earnst and Lindsey
Graham are trying to torpedo Trump's cabinet picks, we need
to threaten them with primaries, and they need to be afraid.
They're not gonna do the right thing on their own.
They have to be made to be afraid, and we
all contribute to that. Well, we'll do a little bit
more on some of this stuff in a moment. Before
(18:22):
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you can leave us a voicemail as long as you
(19:55):
get right to the point eight seven seven three seven
seven four three seve three. And we've had some complaints
about the voicemail message. And I don't even remember what
exactly did I say, Chris, Can you play it? Can
I hear it here? And what did I say? Is it?
Is it rude? Was it rude? Chris said it was rude.
(20:17):
I don't remember being rude on it. But listen, that's
who I am. All Right, you're just gonna have to tough enough.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
I just heard that Trump invited g to his inauguration.
How about if he get all these world leaders to
show up at his inauguration. I don't think a world
leader has ever attended an American inauguration before. If you.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, that's fine. Uh new University of Colorado Boulder, Well,
the University of Colorado Boulder is uh. It's not exactly
a far right institution, I'll put it that way. I've
been there before. Actually it's really fun. But I won't
go into the details of that, but it's not exactly
a far right wing institution. And they have a course,
(21:05):
you see a new course. It's exploring feminism through Disney characters.
And they're catching all kinds of crap about this, and
I don't understand why Disney is the perfect route to
understand feminist characters. Have you seen Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
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That's a feminist right there. Or Poomba from The Lion King,
definitely a feminist. Have you seen Poomba? Do it close
up on Poomba. That's a feminist, that's what they look like.
Or Quasi Moto from The Hunchback of Notre Dame that
is a feminist. I don't know that I can think
of a better group to study feminism than Disney characters. Oh, Chris,
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you have the voicemail? Play it. I want to hear
how rude this is. I don't remember what I said.
What is it? What's up? It's Jesse Kelly of the
Jesse Kelly Show. We did not answer the phone because
we didn't want to talk to you, but you are
allowed to leave a voicemail here on the Jesse Kelly
Show and it just might get played on the air.
So get right to the point. Don't screw it up.
(22:10):
I don't see the problem, Maestro Kelly. Since the illegal
immigrants are not citizens and have broken laws to get here,
they shouldn't have any rights guaranteed in the constitution. Yes,
that's the way it should be. For some reason, this
suicidal country extends constitutional protections to people who don't belong here.
Illegals do not belong here. They should not be protected
(22:33):
by any American laws. They should be arrested and deported,
all of them. Jesse, Oh, this is about shot show,
he said. You're missing the obvious answer. You go to
shot show and purchase one of those invisible cloak things.
That way you can hide all the things you bought
under the cloat anyway, he says. My question, what if
(22:54):
any is inappropriate? Oh, it's asked doctor Jesse time early.
I guess if any is in appropriate. Tip to leave
for cleaning people. Okay, I have something embarrassing to say
about this tip for cleaning people. Now, A lot of
your life is how you were raised, and my folks were.
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We never had a lot of money, of course, but
they were always decent tippers. You're gonna get a twenty
percent tip. My father believed big time and my mom
and caring for other people as much as humanly possible,
and so they were always decent tippers. But to my knowledge,
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I don't know that we ever left a tip for
cleaning people in hotel rooms. It was not something I
had ever heard of in my life. And the granted
we weren't exactly staying at the Hilton, it was we
stayed at Motel six or we would always push for
Best Western because when I was a kid, that was
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the only place they would have a pool and we
wanted a place to swim because we didn't have a pool, right,
But it was always something like that, But even still
someone's cleaning the room, tipping the cleaning lady was just
never something that was done. And I grew clear into
adulthood and I never thought about it. I tried to
be a very good tipper, especially anymore I know people
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are hurting. I admire servers and things like that. You
generally start out with twenty five percent with me. Now
you can go down, I'll zero you out. If you're
an idiot or just rude or something like that, I'll
zero are you out. But you can go up. I'll
give you better than that if you can what Chris,
what Chris said, What if you'd believe the do not
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disturbed placard on? I'll get to that in a moment.
So I believe in tipping well. I like to tip well.
When I found out that tipping cleaning people in the
hotel room was the norm, I was mortified and I'm
still mortified at how many times I have not done this.
And to this day, I will forget to just leave
(25:09):
something for the cleaning lady because I'm not used to
leaving something for the cleaning lady. How much do I
do it? I leave five bucks. If I have a
five dollar bill, I leave five dollars. That's what I do.
To answer your question, Chris, what if you leave the
do not disturb sign on? The whole time? I thought
that definitely sounds like something you would do to avoid
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having to tip or anything like that. I think I
think that absolves you of your daily tipping. But remember
she's still going to have to come in there at
the end, and she's still going to have to clean
up after your three or four days and whatever God
forbidden flea flea filled hotel, you have put your poor
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wife and child up in in order to save twenty
five cents. That room is still going to have to
be cleaned. Even though you you got one of the
hourly rooms, Chris, It's still going to have to be cleaned.
So at some point you're still going to have to
leave her a fiver. Buddy, I've got bad news. Speaking
of cleaning ladies, the one we have here in this
building has me in stitches, and I'm not sure what
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to do about it because I don't you know, I
don't like scammers. Now, I don't like lazy people. At
the same time, I realize it's a real yin and
yang of my personality. I respect the hustle. So we
have this cleaning lady in our building. Chris and Corey
are both going to know exactly who I'm talking about
when I bring her up. I have got this is
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not a one off. This has happened to me several times.
I catch her when she thinks nobody is looking and
she's not doing anything. She's just leaning against the wall,
and then she will catch my eye. She always has
a rag in her hand. She will catch my eye
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or feel like she's been caught, and she'll turn and
just start rubbing whatever it is she's standing next to.
It happened to me today. I walked out of the
men's room and she happened to be Our men's room
is in some little hall. It's kind of out of
the way. I walk out and she was obviously just
sitting in the corner of the building on her phone.
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But I walk out and she wasn't close to anything.
There were no windows, there was no nothing. She has
this rag in her hand. She turns immediately and starts
rubbing the wall. She's just rubbing the wall, and I
can't decide if I love her or if I'm deeply
resemful of her laziness. But she has a fantastic hustle going. Oh.
(27:42):
Speaking of hustle, passenger slammed for bringing gigantic emotional support
dog onto the flight. Now, I'm a big believer in
service dogs and service animals, especially one that are trained
to seizures. A lot of vets get a lot of
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help from these animals with PTSD and things like that,
so I get that, but sometimes it's very clear that
this is a scam people were taking advantage of. I
saw an emotional support rotweiler on a plane last month,
and that person who had it bought one seat. It
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was in. It was back in economy. There were three
seats in the row, and the person of course got
the bulkhead seat and the person got the aisle seat,
and the rotweiler laid on the feet of the two
other passengers for the entirety of the flight. Yeah, that's
gonna be a noe for me. All right, We'll do
(28:49):
a few more emails and headlines I didn't get to,
and then we're checking out of here until ask doctor
Jesse Friday. Before we do that, let's make sure we're
supporting the ifcat Jay International Fellowship of Christians in Jews
because the people of Israel need our help. They need
our support. They need food. You know, people over there
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are struggling with food. They need firefighting equipment kind of Ah,
don't you think not something you think about, why would
why would they need that? Where there are places, especially
in northern Israel, they don't have it. They don't have it,
and they need it. Who provides these things? The IFCJ
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
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out of here just until tomorrow. Did you hear, Kathy Hogel?
Remember they lie about everything at all times, not accidentally.
They're not misleading, they're lying. They have to because if
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you told the truth about what you're doing, they would
never get power again. Kathy Hochel, you know these democrats
love to talk about, well, crime's down, crime's down as
they turn all the scumbags loose from jail. Ye, no,
it's not.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
I know.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
You like to say that that overall crime is down
twelve percent since the pandemic, But murders are up two
hundred percent, felony assault is up fifty five percent, and
burglary is up one hundred and forty percent. So are
you saying that this is progress?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Are you talking about statewide city.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Or crime in the transit system. I'm sorry, Govny. Crime
in the Okay, run answer that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That should turn to the Kaida you want to answer that. Look,
here's the headline. Smith College will offer a White Supremacy
in the Age of Trump course in twenty twenty five.
White supremacy is not a thing that exists in any
organized fashion in this country anymore. If you are ever
credibly labeled a white supremacist, your entire life is over.
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You will never work again, your children won't be able
to go to school. You will end up having to
move to a separate state, maybe even a separate country,
and change your name. But why do so many of
these crazy communists believe they are somehow fighting against a
KKK in white supremacy? Because that world of make believe
has been built for them by people who lie about
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everything and who need them to reside in that world.
Do some voicemail.
Speaker 9 (31:51):
I hear you talk a lot about so, and yes
you've got a lot of good tastes.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I don't talk that much about food.
Speaker 9 (31:59):
I hear you talk a lot about sod, and yes
you've got a lot of good taste in it, because
you like the same things that I do. But what
really bothers me is that you've never want in my
three years of listening to your show brought up grilled
cheese and tomato soup. And he used to live in Montana.
This is simple unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
All right, I'm gonna tell you why. First, don't come
at me about grilled cheese. My mom makes the best
grilled cheese ever because she essentially deep fries the grilled cheese.
It's not even just butter. You know, normal people would
make grilled cheese with butter. Butter, maybe you'd spread it
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on the bread, or maybe you'd drop a little butter
in the pan. Oh not the kellies, you see. My
mom will flat out just take oil and just dump
oil in there and get that nice and pipe and
hot shrill, have the grilled cheese in there. You know what.
Ob makes an amazing grilled cheese too, But I know
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all about grilled cheese. I lived on grilled cheese when
I was in the Marine Corps because the chow hal
is kind of terrible and it's not always available for you.
You want some ability to eat something, but you don't
have any money. I got one of those George Foreman grills.
I don't even know if they still make those. Have
you seen the George Foreman grills that the George Foreman grill.
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It's just a grill sits on your countertop. It's got
a top and a bottom to it, and you just
put something in there and you drop it down and
sizzle it. But I went and got some Kraft cheese,
American cheese singles, butter loaf of bread, and a George
Foreman grill, and he used to sell them to my
fellow Marines for a buck. You could come buy for
a buck and I'll make you a grilled cheese. Always
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be hustling. I don't have to tell you, Chris, always
be hustling, Always figure out a way to make a buck.
So I used to I know all about grilled cheese.
The reason you haven't heard me say anything about grilled
cheese and tomato soup is it sucks because tomato soup sucks.
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It's inferior. If you want to step your game up,
you're gonna set aside the ridiculous dipping your grilled cheese
and tomato soup, and you'll come around to dipping your
grilled cheese in hot sauce. You don't need tomato soup.
You need some Texas Pete chilula maybe Cajun chef Crystal.
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There's a million different hot sauces you can choose from.
A grilled cheese sandwich reaches its pinnacle when it's dipped
in hot sauce tomato soup. I mean it's okay, I've
done it. I had one of the greatest grilled cheeses
ever dipped in that. It was at the Texas State
Fair and they serve a deep fried grilled cheese sandwich
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which has to be tried before death, and they have
a little little cup of tomato soup there. So I've
done it. I'll eat it. But hot sauce is where
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Speaker 8 (36:02):
And now he's a headline.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
By you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
MSNBC's Stephanie Rule says reaching Harris was like using the
pony express. I really don't like these mainstream media people
whining about not being able to access Kamala Harris. You
allowed that when you allowed Joe Biden to run for
president without ever doing an interview. They told you what
(36:33):
they wanted from you, and you gave it to them.
Now I'm glad you get stiffed Biden. Harris administration green
lights electric vehicle mandate for a dozen states. Trump is
just gonna spend his entire first week in office eliminating
these ridiculous executive orders. Alec Baldwin claims some in Hollywood
(36:54):
canceled him after the Rust shooting, like being dead roaming
the earth. Yeah, it's wild how much your friends will
shun you once you murder somebody. Russia vows response to
Ukraine strike with Western missiles. Let's just hope we can
get this thing wrapped up. Gosh, we can't get Trump
there fast enough. Wall Street stocks rebound despite government shut
(37:16):
down threat. Wall Street wants everything to continue as it
is because Wall Street is married to Washington DC. Don't
ever judge the goodness or badness of legislation based on
whether or not Wall Street likes it. You know what
Wall Street likes, vast quantities of your money, which is
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what they hoover up through the tunnel that is Washington DC.
Ohio School District to pay four hundred and fifty thousand
dollars to a teacher fired for not using the trans
students pronouns a reminder that we need to be more litigious.
Report Walmart is giving employees body cameras to increase safety.
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Can you even imagine the highlight videos we are going
to get from Walmart body cameras. I will see you
tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And here's what we
have this hour. We'll do a little bit of ilegal
immigration talk, some emails, emotional support, animals, will make fun
of the media, all that Dan Bongino's birthday and so
(00:35):
much more coming up this final hour of the world
famous Jesse Kelly's Show. So obviously you already heard about
trende arag while pulling people's fingernails out in an apartment
in Colorado in Aurora, Colorado, and I played for you
earlier the police chief venting his frustrations about we've been
going through this, where's the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It was a male and a female. They were accosted
by approximately feteen to fifteen armed individuals. They were pistol
whip they were beat they were mistreated. One of the
male was actually stabbed. He had a stab wound. So
does that fall in the category of torture for me? Yeah,
it does.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
There is a high assumption that they may not good.
They've arrested nineteen of them.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
When it comes yes, Hi, Jesse.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
It was arrested nineteen suspected trendy at Roagway gang members
and Aurora, Colorado. They say kidnapped and tortured two victims
for hours. This all happened at the edge at Lowie Complex,
which is the same apartment complex that was overrun by
the violent gang earlier this year.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right, I just wanted to read you this little headline,
this little tidbit. This is from Front page mag Biden
administration rushes out a rule to make it easier for
foreign workers to take American jobs. I'll combine that with
the mayor of Denver saying.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
This Trump's new borders. Our Tom Homan has said that
he is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing
in the way of these policies that they want to enact.
Would you be willing to go to jail for these things?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Yeah, I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not
seeking that. I think the goal is we want to
be able to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve
hard problems.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
You would encourage people to protest.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
I think we're going to look at every option. But yeah,
I don't think that there are you know, I talked
to some high school kids this week who were terrified
about this. I don't think those kids are going to
stand there and watch three of their classmates get pulled
out of a history class with the other twenty seven
stand behind.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Remember that all this is happening on purpose. American citizens
are being tortured, stabbed, beaten, pistol whipped because Democrats brought
illegals into the country on purpose. Americans are losing their
jobs because the Biden administration is bringing in legal immigrants
as fast as they possibly can on purpose. As we've
(02:55):
explained a million times, this is all being done on purpose,
not an accident. Joe Biden's not a functional adult. He
has America hating communists running the country. They have opened
up the country and brought them all in as fast
as they possibly can. That's why the cries of Eric
Adams fell on deaf ear.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
And this issue happened, and we asked for assistance over
and over again, and I refuse to remain silent while
I was watching this city harm. We no longer received
the support that we deserve. We no longer had an
opportunity to communicate with the President. It was a clear
statement from the White House that they didn't appear to
be happy that I was standing up for the city.
(03:38):
Another mayor should do that. Look at what happened in
these other city Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, Houston. Cities should
not be taken away the resources from their residents to
handle a national crisis.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And that is exactly why we need Tom Holman to
get in there and do what he says he's going.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
To day one. Day one, the ice offices across the
country will be out on the streets the right out
of the gate. President's made it clear, and I made
it clear. The priority right out of the gate's public
safety threats, and that's security threats. And there's plenty of
define right. I looked at the data. Under the Bidy administration,
the deportation of criminal aliens have decreased seventy four percent.
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So we have all those folks that the Biden administration
failed to deport. Plus you get this ten over ten
million counters on the Southern Boarder that came across. We
got a lot of them look for too, So that
the public safety threats are plenty and it's going to
keep us busy.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
He was asked how many people.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't have a number. We want to rest as
many people as weekend, they're in the country illegally. Again
based on prioritization. We want to rest every criminal, every
gang member that's here illegally. That's a public safety threat.
We want to rest every fugitive, those who had due
process at great tax payer expense and have an order
deportation but didn't even became a fugitive. We had over
one point five million of those. And look, we got
(04:57):
mins of people who illegally. I've said, you're here illegally,
you're not off the table.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's exactly how we need to be talking. Dear Lamborghini Jesse. Okay,
so so let me explain. I don't have a Lamborghini.
I've never sat in a Lamborghini. I have touched one before,
but that's about as clothes as I've ever gotten to one.
But there was a picture floating around on the internet
(05:25):
some extremely tall guy driving a Lamborghini convertible and he
was so tall that his head stuck out completely clear
above the windshield, and it was a picture from behind,
and someone said it was me. It was not me.
That's not my car. I don't have a Lamborghini, nor
would I ever spend two three hundred thousand dollars on
(05:48):
a car under any circumstances. That's insane to me. I'm
the guy freaking out about one hundred and forty seven
dollars to overnight a couple pieces of paper. I'm not
spending two hundred thousand dollars for a Lamborghini anyway, the
guy says, Dear Lamborghini Jesse, now that we finally caught
you parading around town in your midlife crisis car, we
(06:08):
must know how it is that you can afford a
Lambeau but not a decent bottle of wine for our
brother Dan Bongino for his fiftieth birthday party. We also
need to know what type of wine it was, and
please don't tell us it was boxed, all right? So
I went to Dan last week. I went to Dan
(06:30):
Bongino's fiftieth birthday party. He's my buddy. I love Dan,
and he had a fiftieth birthday party. I the wife
was mortified. She decided she wanted to stop on the
way over and bring a bottle of wine. Pretty customary.
You don't want to show up empty handed at someone's
birthday party. So we stop in this little strip ball
(06:51):
run down liquor store with bars on the windows. It
was all there was. And she walks in and she
asked the guy, what's your best bottle of wine? Now
we're not in some fancy we're not in some fancy
total wine store or something like that. It's rof in there.
She said, what's your best bottle of wine? And you
should have seen the look on the guy's face behind
(07:11):
the counter. I don't think he gets asked that question
a lot. And he takes her to some bottle of
wine and I think it was sixty bucks, seventy bucks,
something like that. So that's good? What Chris that's good?
Is that not good wine? I don't know. I don't
buy wine. Is that that's good? Right? Isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Chris said, you don't need to spend a lot of money.
Then again, that's what Chris says really about everything. So
we'll take that with a grain of salt. He got
sixty seven eighty dollars bottle of wine. And then I
asked the guy, what is the worst wine you have?
And it has to come in a box. And I
forget what it was, Phronsia. I think it might have
been Phronsie or Barefoot whatever it was it was. I
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think it was a half gallon of it, and I
think it was six dollars in ninety nine cents or
something like that. It's gotta be just pure wretched garbage.
And I brought that for Dan. And when I walked
into his birthday party he saw me. I said, Dan,
I brought you something nice. And he was so you
could tell he didn't even understand at first. He looks
and I'm like, this is some wine for you, And
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I said it with a total straight face. Too. Ah, Sorry, Dan, Hey, Jesse,
my father died during the pandemic. I wasn't able to
be with him or see him before, so I can empathize.
He was a Naval Commander Master chief, Naval command Master Chief.
We lived in Hawaii for three years from seventy eight
to eighty one. He took the ferry to Ford Island
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every day to work, and we would get to go
with him occasionally. This is from that Pearl Harbor episode
or little history bit I did a little while ago.
That inlet is so small. It really was ingenius on
the part of the Japanese and ridiculously stupid on the
US's part to load it up. Although Ford island was repaired.
They left ordnance in many outer walls, maybe as a
(08:57):
reminder to never forget. It wasn't lost on us, even
though we were only elementary school, junior high aged. Great show.
He says, I can say his name, his name is Michael,
But he said, you can say my name, but you
do me a bigger honor by saying my father's Edward Spriggs.
That's his father's name. And then he goes on to say,
(09:19):
because my commie hag, because the commie hag he married
refused to honor his wishes and bury him next to
our mother instead of having him cremated and split between
eight to ten family members. I hope she suffers horribly
until she gets hit by a bus. Of course, we
three kids wish her all the best. That sounds like
(09:41):
it sounds like you wish her all the best, But yes,
honor in respect to mister Edward Spriggs. So there there's
some fairly rough economic news out there if you look
close enough, but there's always indicators that don't look great.
But one of the stories, one of these stories over
(10:02):
the past few years is how the poorer people have
gotten it the worst in everything. And that's not new.
That's really the history of the world. The poorer you are,
the harder things hit you in certain ways, certainly economic matters,
and there's there's a story about store closures we're going
to talk about really quickly that we'll do some more
(10:23):
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Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, reminding
you if you miss any part of the show, download
the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. So there's an article
out in CBS about store closures. And this has been
a report that's been out there for a couple of
days now. There's a surge in store closures sixty nine
percent twenty twenty four, which sounds bad. It sounds bad already,
(12:04):
and it is. But and I don't even have a
ton I want to say about it. It just it
breaks my heart and I don't like it. You look
into which stores are closing, it's family, dollar, dollar tree, CBS.
It's clothes that poor people need or stores that poor
(12:25):
people use. Poor people need. And this all brings me
back to not just COVID, but so many of our
horrible policies we pass in this country. So much of
it falls onto the backs of poor people who are
barely making ends meet. Anyway, family dollar closes. But maybe
doesn't affect you. Maybe you shot there all the time.
(12:46):
Maybe it doesn't affect you. But a lot of people
rely on that stuff. And I hate watching what Washington,
DC has done to this country. And I hate watching
how they've assaulted businesses in these local politicians, who of
course turn loose all the dirt ball criminals, and the
dirt ball criminals go loot cvs and they go clear
(13:08):
everything they can out, and soon that neighborhood that was
really the only store in the neighborhood it's gone to
And I just hate it. That's all. That was my
only points all I wanted to bring up. I don't
like it. It's the only thing I have to say
about it. Also, Chris doesn't understand what words mean and
how to use words. I needed something from Chris, and
(13:29):
Chris said, Okay, it'll be just a little bit. Now,
let me ask you something. Let me ask you something.
If someone tells you it'll be a little bit, what
is the time range you think we're dealing with here?
If someone told me a little bit, I would think
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five minutes. I mean that could be even fifteen minutes.
I realized it's a fairly vague term. But if you
told me was twenty minutes, even thirty minutes, that could
qualify as a little bit. Do you know what Chris
meant by a little bit?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Beau?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
As soon as he said a little bit, I said, well,
how long is a little bit? Do you know what
Chris said? One minute? One minute? That's not a little bit, Chris,
that's one minute. You see, if it's one minute, then
you say one minute? What? What? What you said? You
(14:32):
need a little bit? A little bit is not one minute, Chris.
That's not how the English language works. That's not how No, Chris, No, no,
that's not what words mean. A little bit can be
five minutes, it can be ten. I would have given
you twenty. A little bit is never, ever, ever, one minute. Chris,
learn about words anyway. This guy in the voicemail, he
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knows about words.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Jessie. I like your team picture. The only thing I
don't like about it is you are a bigging me.
So you need to get a bigger crown. The crown
is too small for your head.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That guy lady, and I agree with her. The crown
is too small. It does a big guy huge hands.
I need a huge crown. But don't worry, there'll be
many other portraits. We've commissioned some artists to do it.
What Chris, Listen, they did commission artists. I went on
this website and you put your picture in there, and
(15:26):
they tell you that they're going to make you something,
that they'll make you a king or a general or whatever.
But then they give you the instructions when you're done,
when you're done uploading what you want done, they're like,
we've commissioned some of the finest artists that I knew
in that exact moment that I was going to tell
everyone that I commissioned some artists to do this for me. What,
Chris what? That's a good point. This one's a prince. Why.
(15:50):
I didn't want to be arrogant, right, I didn't want
to make it a king or something like that. Hey, Jesse,
the journalist with literally the biggest hands. It brings me
so much joy that we have someone on our side
the GOP establishment fears. It's awesome to hear them, undoubtedly
responding to your call to primary senators out who Americans
are tired of being betrayed by who treat their voters
(16:12):
like we're stupid. I'll gladly donate money to anyone who
runs against the naked ken dolls of the world, says
I can say his name, his name is Case. Well,
it's not just me, thank you for the compliment, but
it's you too. Don't think that you are powerless. We
talk about this when it comes to local politics all
(16:33):
the time. National politics can feel so overwhelming and you
can feel so powerless. Like the new bill, the new
cr they're going to pass, no debt ceiling, they're just
eliminating the debt ceiling adds a fortune to the debt,
doesn't cut a thing, it doesn't And you're sitting there,
You're you're frustrated. You just got the one shot down yesterday.
(16:54):
Now there's already a new bill and it sucks too.
It National politics can get so frustrating because we feel powerless,
but we are not. When we speak up and speak out.
That's why we got one shot down. We probably won't
get the next one shot down. But that's why these
senators are starting to be afraid of primary challengers. It's
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not only me, you talk about this too, It is
all of us. And yes, that's a good point, Chris.
They talk about it. It's not just something you brewed
about with friends anymore. Elh, somebody your primary, that guy.
People are getting loud about that. We are realizing this
myth of the silent majority is the dumbest idea ever.
(17:38):
You should never be silent. You should be loud, You
should be organized. We have to push for what we want.
There is no quiet, polite way to get cowardly loser
politicians to do the right thing. And so when you
have people in the GOP who are screwing you over repeatedly,
then they need to be threatened with their seats. That's
(18:01):
what we must do. So when Joni Earnst and Lindsey
Graham are trying to torpedo Trump's cabinet picks, we need
to threaten them with primaries, and they need to be afraid.
They're not gonna do the right thing on their own.
They have to be made to be afraid, and we
all contribute to that. Well, we'll do a little bit
more on some of this stuff in a moment. Before
(18:22):
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(19:55):
get right to the point eight seven seven three seven
seven four three seve three. And we've had some complaints
about the voicemail message. And I don't even remember what
exactly did I say, Chris, Can you play it? Can
I hear it here? And what did I say? Is it?
Is it rude? Was it rude? Chris said it was rude.
(20:17):
I don't remember being rude on it. But listen, that's
who I am. All Right, you're just gonna have to tough enough.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
I just heard that Trump invited g to his inauguration.
How about if he get all these world leaders to
show up at his inauguration. I don't think a world
leader has ever attended an American inauguration before. If you.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, that's fine. Uh new University of Colorado Boulder, Well,
the University of Colorado Boulder is uh. It's not exactly
a far right institution, I'll put it that way. I've
been there before. Actually it's really fun. But I won't
go into the details of that, but it's not exactly
a far right wing institution. And they have a course,
(21:05):
you see a new course. It's exploring feminism through Disney characters.
And they're catching all kinds of crap about this, and
I don't understand why Disney is the perfect route to
understand feminist characters. Have you seen Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
(21:26):
That's a feminist right there. Or Poomba from The Lion King,
definitely a feminist. Have you seen Poomba? Do it close
up on Poomba. That's a feminist, that's what they look like.
Or Quasi Moto from The Hunchback of Notre Dame that
is a feminist. I don't know that I can think
of a better group to study feminism than Disney characters. Oh, Chris,
(21:49):
you have the voicemail? Play it. I want to hear
how rude this is. I don't remember what I said.
What is it? What's up? It's Jesse Kelly of the
Jesse Kelly Show. We did not answer the phone because
we didn't want to talk to you, but you are
allowed to leave a voicemail here on the Jesse Kelly
Show and it just might get played on the air.
So get right to the point. Don't screw it up.
(22:10):
I don't see the problem, Maestro Kelly. Since the illegal
immigrants are not citizens and have broken laws to get here,
they shouldn't have any rights guaranteed in the constitution. Yes,
that's the way it should be. For some reason, this
suicidal country extends constitutional protections to people who don't belong here.
Illegals do not belong here. They should not be protected
(22:33):
by any American laws. They should be arrested and deported,
all of them. Jesse, Oh, this is about shot show,
he said. You're missing the obvious answer. You go to
shot show and purchase one of those invisible cloak things.
That way you can hide all the things you bought
under the cloat anyway, he says. My question, what if
(22:54):
any is inappropriate? Oh, it's asked doctor Jesse time early.
I guess if any is in appropriate. Tip to leave
for cleaning people. Okay, I have something embarrassing to say
about this tip for cleaning people. Now, A lot of
your life is how you were raised, and my folks were.
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We never had a lot of money, of course, but
they were always decent tippers. You're gonna get a twenty
percent tip. My father believed big time and my mom
and caring for other people as much as humanly possible,
and so they were always decent tippers. But to my knowledge,
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I don't know that we ever left a tip for
cleaning people in hotel rooms. It was not something I
had ever heard of in my life. And the granted
we weren't exactly staying at the Hilton, it was we
stayed at Motel six or we would always push for
Best Western because when I was a kid, that was
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the only place they would have a pool and we
wanted a place to swim because we didn't have a pool, right,
But it was always something like that, But even still
someone's cleaning the room, tipping the cleaning lady was just
never something that was done. And I grew clear into
adulthood and I never thought about it. I tried to
be a very good tipper, especially anymore I know people
(24:22):
are hurting. I admire servers and things like that. You
generally start out with twenty five percent with me. Now
you can go down, I'll zero you out. If you're
an idiot or just rude or something like that, I'll
zero are you out. But you can go up. I'll
give you better than that if you can what Chris,
what Chris said, What if you'd believe the do not
(24:45):
disturbed placard on? I'll get to that in a moment.
So I believe in tipping well. I like to tip well.
When I found out that tipping cleaning people in the
hotel room was the norm, I was mortified and I'm
still mortified at how many times I have not done this.
And to this day, I will forget to just leave
(25:09):
something for the cleaning lady because I'm not used to
leaving something for the cleaning lady. How much do I
do it? I leave five bucks. If I have a
five dollar bill, I leave five dollars. That's what I do.
To answer your question, Chris, what if you leave the
do not disturb sign on? The whole time? I thought
that definitely sounds like something you would do to avoid
(25:30):
having to tip or anything like that. I think I
think that absolves you of your daily tipping. But remember
she's still going to have to come in there at
the end, and she's still going to have to clean
up after your three or four days and whatever God
forbidden flea flea filled hotel, you have put your poor
(25:53):
wife and child up in in order to save twenty
five cents. That room is still going to have to
be cleaned. Even though you you got one of the
hourly rooms, Chris, It's still going to have to be cleaned.
So at some point you're still going to have to
leave her a fiver. Buddy, I've got bad news. Speaking
of cleaning ladies, the one we have here in this
building has me in stitches, and I'm not sure what
(26:16):
to do about it because I don't you know, I
don't like scammers. Now, I don't like lazy people. At
the same time, I realize it's a real yin and
yang of my personality. I respect the hustle. So we
have this cleaning lady in our building. Chris and Corey
are both going to know exactly who I'm talking about
when I bring her up. I have got this is
(26:38):
not a one off. This has happened to me several times.
I catch her when she thinks nobody is looking and
she's not doing anything. She's just leaning against the wall,
and then she will catch my eye. She always has
a rag in her hand. She will catch my eye
(27:00):
or feel like she's been caught, and she'll turn and
just start rubbing whatever it is she's standing next to.
It happened to me today. I walked out of the
men's room and she happened to be Our men's room
is in some little hall. It's kind of out of
the way. I walk out and she was obviously just
sitting in the corner of the building on her phone.
(27:21):
But I walk out and she wasn't close to anything.
There were no windows, there was no nothing. She has
this rag in her hand. She turns immediately and starts
rubbing the wall. She's just rubbing the wall, and I
can't decide if I love her or if I'm deeply
resemful of her laziness. But she has a fantastic hustle going. Oh.
(27:42):
Speaking of hustle, passenger slammed for bringing gigantic emotional support
dog onto the flight. Now, I'm a big believer in
service dogs and service animals, especially one that are trained
to seizures. A lot of vets get a lot of
(28:05):
help from these animals with PTSD and things like that,
so I get that, but sometimes it's very clear that
this is a scam people were taking advantage of. I
saw an emotional support rotweiler on a plane last month,
and that person who had it bought one seat. It
(28:28):
was in. It was back in economy. There were three
seats in the row, and the person of course got
the bulkhead seat and the person got the aisle seat,
and the rotweiler laid on the feet of the two
other passengers for the entirety of the flight. Yeah, that's
gonna be a noe for me. All right, We'll do
(28:49):
a few more emails and headlines I didn't get to,
and then we're checking out of here until ask doctor
Jesse Friday. Before we do that, let's make sure we're
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because the people of Israel need our help. They need
our support. They need food. You know, people over there
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are struggling with food. They need firefighting equipment kind of Ah,
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why would they need that? Where there are places, especially
in northern Israel, they don't have it. They don't have it,
and they need it. Who provides these things? The IFCJ
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Speaker 1 (29:50):
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Speaker 2 (29:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, and then we're checking
out of here just until tomorrow. Did you hear, Kathy Hogel?
Remember they lie about everything at all times, not accidentally.
They're not misleading, they're lying. They have to because if
(30:19):
you told the truth about what you're doing, they would
never get power again. Kathy Hochel, you know these democrats
love to talk about, well, crime's down, crime's down as
they turn all the scumbags loose from jail. Ye, no,
it's not.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
I know.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
You like to say that that overall crime is down
twelve percent since the pandemic, But murders are up two
hundred percent, felony assault is up fifty five percent, and
burglary is up one hundred and forty percent. So are
you saying that this is progress?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Are you talking about statewide city.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Or crime in the transit system. I'm sorry, Govny. Crime
in the Okay, run answer that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That should turn to the Kaida you want to answer that. Look,
here's the headline. Smith College will offer a White Supremacy
in the Age of Trump course in twenty twenty five.
White supremacy is not a thing that exists in any
organized fashion in this country anymore. If you are ever
credibly labeled a white supremacist, your entire life is over.
(31:22):
You will never work again, your children won't be able
to go to school. You will end up having to
move to a separate state, maybe even a separate country,
and change your name. But why do so many of
these crazy communists believe they are somehow fighting against a
KKK in white supremacy? Because that world of make believe
has been built for them by people who lie about
(31:45):
everything and who need them to reside in that world.
Do some voicemail.
Speaker 9 (31:51):
I hear you talk a lot about so, and yes
you've got a lot of good tastes.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I don't talk that much about food.
Speaker 9 (31:59):
I hear you talk a lot about sod, and yes
you've got a lot of good taste in it, because
you like the same things that I do. But what
really bothers me is that you've never want in my
three years of listening to your show brought up grilled
cheese and tomato soup. And he used to live in Montana.
This is simple unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
All right, I'm gonna tell you why. First, don't come
at me about grilled cheese. My mom makes the best
grilled cheese ever because she essentially deep fries the grilled cheese.
It's not even just butter. You know, normal people would
make grilled cheese with butter. Butter, maybe you'd spread it
(32:46):
on the bread, or maybe you'd drop a little butter
in the pan. Oh not the kellies, you see. My
mom will flat out just take oil and just dump
oil in there and get that nice and pipe and
hot shrill, have the grilled cheese in there. You know what.
Ob makes an amazing grilled cheese too, But I know
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all about grilled cheese. I lived on grilled cheese when
I was in the Marine Corps because the chow hal
is kind of terrible and it's not always available for you.
You want some ability to eat something, but you don't
have any money. I got one of those George Foreman grills.
I don't even know if they still make those. Have
you seen the George Foreman grills that the George Foreman grill.
(33:29):
It's just a grill sits on your countertop. It's got
a top and a bottom to it, and you just
put something in there and you drop it down and
sizzle it. But I went and got some Kraft cheese,
American cheese singles, butter loaf of bread, and a George
Foreman grill, and he used to sell them to my
fellow Marines for a buck. You could come buy for
a buck and I'll make you a grilled cheese. Always
(33:50):
be hustling. I don't have to tell you, Chris, always
be hustling, Always figure out a way to make a buck.
So I used to I know all about grilled cheese.
The reason you haven't heard me say anything about grilled
cheese and tomato soup is it sucks because tomato soup sucks.
(34:13):
It's inferior. If you want to step your game up,
you're gonna set aside the ridiculous dipping your grilled cheese
and tomato soup, and you'll come around to dipping your
grilled cheese in hot sauce. You don't need tomato soup.
You need some Texas Pete chilula maybe Cajun chef Crystal.
(34:40):
There's a million different hot sauces you can choose from.
A grilled cheese sandwich reaches its pinnacle when it's dipped
in hot sauce tomato soup. I mean it's okay, I've
done it. I had one of the greatest grilled cheeses
ever dipped in that. It was at the Texas State
Fair and they serve a deep fried grilled cheese sandwich
(35:03):
which has to be tried before death, and they have
a little little cup of tomato soup there. So I've
done it. I'll eat it. But hot sauce is where
it's really at. And if you were taking your male
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Speaker 8 (36:02):
And now he's a headline.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
By you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
MSNBC's Stephanie Rule says reaching Harris was like using the
pony express. I really don't like these mainstream media people
whining about not being able to access Kamala Harris. You
allowed that when you allowed Joe Biden to run for
president without ever doing an interview. They told you what
(36:33):
they wanted from you, and you gave it to them.
Now I'm glad you get stiffed Biden. Harris administration green
lights electric vehicle mandate for a dozen states. Trump is
just gonna spend his entire first week in office eliminating
these ridiculous executive orders. Alec Baldwin claims some in Hollywood
(36:54):
canceled him after the Rust shooting, like being dead roaming
the earth. Yeah, it's wild how much your friends will
shun you once you murder somebody. Russia vows response to
Ukraine strike with Western missiles. Let's just hope we can
get this thing wrapped up. Gosh, we can't get Trump
there fast enough. Wall Street stocks rebound despite government shut
(37:16):
down threat. Wall Street wants everything to continue as it
is because Wall Street is married to Washington DC. Don't
ever judge the goodness or badness of legislation based on
whether or not Wall Street likes it. You know what
Wall Street likes, vast quantities of your money, which is
(37:38):
what they hoover up through the tunnel that is Washington DC.
Ohio School District to pay four hundred and fifty thousand
dollars to a teacher fired for not using the trans
students pronouns a reminder that we need to be more litigious.
Report Walmart is giving employees body cameras to increase safety.
(38:01):
Can you even imagine the highlight videos we are going
to get from Walmart body cameras. I will see you
tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all
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