August 29, 2025 • 37 mins
What could a Vance VP look like? Trying to explore Egypt. Religious zealots are everywhere and they will try to push that religion on everyone around them. Why doesn't Pam Bondi wear a skirt to the office?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Friday, cruising into a
three day weekend, a labor day weekend. Put a smile
on your face and let's tackle some more questions. Shall
in enjoy ourselves? Hey, Jesse? If jd Vance is the
front runner for twenty twenty eight, who do you have?
(00:36):
Is the VP? I have Trump? Okay, it's not gonna
be Trump, all right, not gonna be Trump. Don't get
me wrong. It would. It would drive the left crazy.
But it's time to let him go. We don't want
a king. Trump himself would probably tell you that eight
(00:59):
years is enough. George Washington knew it. Eight years turn
around and give up power. And that's very difficult when
you have somebody you like in charge, but never ending
power for one man pretty much always ends up badly.
(01:21):
Let him go. There'll be others. Trump is not the last,
he's not the end. He's not the only hope. He
is somebody who, in a lot of ways moved the
ball forward in saving this country from communism. Not perfect, certainly,
all kinds of failures in there. I get that for sure,
(01:44):
but he has been invaluable to us, invaluable to us,
and we should always be appreciative of that fact while
also letting him go. There will be others, all right.
As VP goes. I would think it would be Rubio
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or DeSantis. Look Rohndi Santis, Rhonda Santis is a young man.
He's in his forties. I believe he's in his forties.
He's been the best governor in America for a long time.
He took Florida from being purple to being blood red,
unapologetically smashed through every right wing policy you could possibly imagine.
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He surely can't be done. And I don't think he
should be done, nor do I think he will be.
By the way, if he's not the VP pick, he's
going to land somewhere politically. But at that age, someone
who's shown that kind of courage, I could see it
being him. I could see it being Rubio, who's impressed me.
(02:53):
I could see it. You know, I don't know that
I would support this, in fact, I probably wouldn't, but
I could see it being Tulsie. She's making a lot
of splashes, a lot of name for herself. Every time
you turn around she's on the news saying things Trump likes.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You've also found many bags of information I think they
call them burn bags are supposed to be burned, and
they didn't get burned, having to do with how corrupt
the twenty twenty election was. And when will that all
come out.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mister President.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I will be the first to brief you once we
have that information collected. But you're right, we are finding
documents literally tucked away in the back of safes and
random offices, in these bags and in other areas, which
again speaks to the intent of those who are trying
to hide the truth from the American people and trying
(03:45):
to cover up the politicization that was led by people
like John Brennan and James Clapper and others that have
caused really immeasurable harm to the American people and to
our country.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm going to give you a dark horse for VP.
It's a it's a it's a super dark horse. But
I'm going to give it to you, and I want
to I want to be clear, I have not heard
any rumors at all, but I'll explain in a moment.
Governor Greg Abbott of Texas, Now this is not me
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pushing for it at all. I have not forgiven COVID tyranny,
and Texas may not have been you know, New York
or California, but there was too much tyranny here for me.
I'm not pushing for it. I'm not advocating for it.
But Greg Abbot is a very ambitious human being. Greg
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Abbott is also a prolific fundraiser. He is very, very
good at raising money. He is also a very savvy politician.
He's always given press conferences like this is very simple.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Hostile foreign adversaries like China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea,
as well as foreign terrorist organizations like Trenda Ragua must
not be allowed to own land in Texas.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Period.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
They should not be allowed access to our.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Critical Yeah you got it, you got it now. Jewish
producer Chris asked, because he's in a wheelchair, he had
a tree fall on him. It's a famous story here
in Texas. But because he's in a wheelchair, he's paralyzed
in the waist down, isn't that a negative? Again, I
can't speak for the normies. It's not bothered Texans at
all that particular thing. It's something he owns and let
(05:41):
me put this out there. What is one of the
major things that is killing the popularity of the Democrat
Party right now? In fact, it's one of the major
reasons why young people are leaving the Democrat Party in droves,
and for the first time in my life, young men
and young women are signing up to be Republics. They're mean,
(06:05):
They're always lecturing everybody, always unhappy, screaming, scolding, mean all
the time. Trump always looks like he's having fun. JD.
Vance can't get the smile off his face no matter
what he's talking about, looks joyful, jovial, and that is infectious.
(06:26):
Democrats are always screaming and angry and mean. So let
me ask you, there's such a thing as bait. What
do you think the left reaction would be if it
was Greg Abbott? What would they say? How long would
it take a Democrat, probably the Democrat nominee, to insult
(06:51):
the fact that Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair? They
obviously this already happens in Texas with Democrats. It already
happens if you're in Tech, which you're probably not, but
if you're in Texas, it's something you see. Oh yeah, Governor,
what was it a Jasmine Crockaan who calls them government
hot wheels already? Now that's look, I don't get offended.
I'm not offended. But how unappealing would Democrats make themselves
(07:16):
when Greg Abbott jumped in and they all started making
wheelchair jokes? Go ahead and make yourself not jump in, Chris, Chris,
we don't need you making jokes too. Why don't you
guys grow up in here? Okay? If Greg Abbot reels
in there at Chris, how long would it take for
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Democrats to immediately make themselves look awful? They have no
control of their mouths, no control of their emotions, even
if they didn't want to. They would stand up in
front of a large crowd of their street animals calling
for blood, and they would say something terrible five seconds
(07:58):
into Greg Abbott announcing candidacy that would make them look
horrible and unappealing to everybody. Don't count out greg Abbott.
I've not heard that before. I'll tell you what I
do know, though. What I do know is the twenty
twenty election. Now this I know. No the twenty twenty
election or no, no, no, was it twenty No? It
(08:21):
was the twenty twenty four election. I'm sorry, the twenty
twenty four election. Remember Joe Biden was president and Donald
Trump announced his candidacy very early, But before he announced that,
I think this was twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two ish,
maybe I was invited to and attended one of these
(08:41):
very private things where it's a bunch of millionaires and
a bunch of go peers discussing the potential field for Republicans.
And it was widely known in this meeting that if
Donald Trump had not declared that he was going to
run again, that Grey Gabbitt would have. Grey Gabbott was
(09:04):
going to be part of that field. Again, don't take
this as my advocacy for him at all, but I
can see that you have a long established governor who
raises money, speaks very well, he's very ambitious. I could
see it. I could totally see it. That's all I'm saying. Jesse.
You recognize we are threatened without right communism. You're also
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right they're not going to change. You even admitted in
another episode we will eventually have a right wing dictator.
So what are we waiting for? You're concerned the commedis
will do the same to us, But they already are.
Let's get the Commis before they get us. Viva Franco
and Viva Pinochet. The guy says, okay, So my concern
(09:50):
is not that the comedies will do the same to us,
not about the whole dictator thing. My concern is living
under one. I don't want a king. I don't want
a dictator. I want to be free. I know as
the Communists continue to do more and more evil things,
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that I will be a minority in that, and that
the people, many of whom, many of you are already
crying out for one. I do not want one. I'm
not interested. I want to be free. Maybe that's unrealistic,
probably is, but that's what I want. And I also
want you to keep the memories you have forever. When
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wanted on the display at the viewing and everything else,
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Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Let's continue
(12:05):
to get chop away at these things on what has
been a magnificent Friday. Okay, so it was a couple
of days ago, maybe yesterday, someone brought up the Holy
Land trip we had gone to as a show me, Chris,
the whole crew, the whole Jesse Kelly Show family, all
of you, well not all of you, but the people
who wanted to could afford it. We all went over
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to the Holy Land, and someone said, where's the next one.
Where's the next one? This guy has a suggestion, Egypt.
He said, think of it this way. The Holy Land
and Egypt are bookends of the Biblical story. There's an
amazing Coptic community in Cairo. They have a church where
from the story of Mary and Joseph they ran off
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and hit in Egypt in this particular church, and all
other things related to Egyptian captivity documented in the Old Testament. Hey, Chris,
absolutely fascinating. So Egypt provides additional context to all the
Old Testament and New Testament. Having a sea cruise to
Egypt would be an appropriate bookend to the cruise to Jerusalem,
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so on, so forth. I would also suggest Cairo Luxer
and then the Nile River, so on and so forth.
I looked into Egypt one time because I really, really
really want to go the history. It's a history thing
for me. I want to see the pyramids, I want
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to see the Sphinx, I want to see these things.
I want to walk into these Egyptian museums. Egypt is
so ancient we don't realize. I mean, we don't really
think about how ancient Egypt is, thousands of years before
Christ documented. This just an ancient, ancient place, ancient people,
ancient history. I wanted to go so bad that Ab
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and I at one point in time started looking at Disney.
I don't know if you know this, Disney does vacations,
vacations by Disney. They had an Egyptian when I'm sure
they still do. We eventually called it quits on that
because we're so disgusted with everything Disney. We never wanted
(14:15):
to give them another dime. So we called it quits
and let it go and never went back. But that
wasn't the only reason we called it quits on that one.
It was very expensive, very very expensive. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,
You of all people, are not rolling your eyes at
me for being cheap. How much was it, dude, I
think it was now, it was long. It was like
(14:35):
ten days or something. I think it was seven eight
grand a person a person, buddy, Yeah, it was a lot.
We were way sticker shocked, so we walked away because
of the Disney thing. We were super sticker shocked because
of the price. And Egypt can be very unsafe. I
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know people who go to Egypt for business. In fact,
I'm buddies with a guy who just got back not
long ago. And not all of them, but a lot
of them. They have security with them. There are security
companies over there who they escort them along. I don't
(15:17):
know that I want to bring my family to Egypt.
If I would probably go myself, I'll tell you that
I know that's probably wildly irresponsible. If it was me,
maybe me and the Fellas, I would go. And I'm
not telling you not to go if you have some dream.
This is I'm not trying to dump on Egypt if
you have some dream. The Islamic countries can be very
(15:39):
very dangerous to people who aren't Islamic, and to people
who are they can be. And Egypt has been a
place with a lot of upheaval, a lot of crime,
a lot of violence. There's terrorism there. It would be
on my mind, it would be on my mind. And
I have spent some time in countries like that, as
(16:00):
you were well aware, and it's on your mind. Hey,
what's in the trunk of that car? Hey, it's crowded
here in this shopping center. What's in that guy's backpack?
It's on your mind. Now. If I would be worried
about my family, I'd also be worried about yours. How
(16:22):
many I think we had something like two hundred people
come the last time we went. The show's grown exponentially
since then. What if that's three hundred four hundred people
kids and there were kids, you know, since family show
people listen as a family man, what if something happened
to one of your kids. I don't know that. I
(16:43):
want that on my conscience the rest of my life.
And maybe I'm way overthinking it. Maybe I'm being a
dad too much when it comes to this whole thing.
I don't know, but I don't want that. Jesse. I
rarely miss your podcast most days, but I'm faced with
a terrible dilemma. Some time in the nineties, my husband
fell in love with the Subaru brand. He's had about
(17:04):
four to five Foresters now two ascents. I'm on my
second out back after tenure with the mom Van. We
had a mom Van too. We drive to Colorado three
four times a year, so I need some reliable all
wheel drive in the mountains. Neither of us has ever
voted for a dirty communist or even a Democrat, and
our first option was Reagan. You often link Subaru out
(17:27):
back to your awful liberal and Peggy, Am I going
to need to switch brands to continue to hold my
head high? Ha? No, the get your If you like subru,
get a Subaru. Go Yeah. Look, it's not your fault.
They turned it into the Lesbaru. It's still a reliable car,
(17:47):
a car that does well for gas mileage, a car
that does well in the snow and ice. And if
you like it, stick with it. It's not your fault.
They ruined the freaking thing. Buy it, Go out your
leg hair and put wan to coexist on Now. I'm
kidding you get your superrew. Don't be tainted on it
just because I'm a jerk. All right, let's talk. Someone
(18:09):
wants to ask me about government funded daycare centers, the movies, somebody.
Someone wants to talk about Venezuela. What's going on? Will
recap that. I thought we recapped it earlier. We'll recap
that again in a moment. Before we recap those things,
let's recap this. There's no stock market that lasts forever.
(18:33):
We are at this super high market of the stock
market right now, as you know. But what happens after that,
every single time, go look at the history of it,
what happens after that? Every single time we're riding super high.
Right now, bubble's gonna pop eventually. Have you protected your
retirement that you worked hard for? What would it mean
(18:56):
to you if you woke up tomorrow when thirty percent
of it was gone? Let gold Co protect your retirement.
That's what gold cod is. It's retirement protection. You work
hard for that money. Let them incorporate precious metals into
it as part of it to give you some protection
(19:17):
no matter whether it's high or whether it's low, or
you're gonna sit around and wait for gold to hit
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Let gold Code take care of you, or go online.
Jesse likes gold dot com. We'll be back. What, Chris,
we can make jokes, It's fine, we get that right.
(19:40):
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday, A fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
And we're gonna keep rolling through these as fast as
we can. Because I realized the the end is nigh, Chris,
isn't that didn't I use that right? I did? I
did use it right. The weekend is not never mind,
(20:02):
the weekend is nigh. Look, I'm gonna keep working on it,
all right, I'm gonna keep working on it anyway. Jesse,
Occasionally you mentioned trailers, old movies, whatever. Any comments on
Liam Neeson's remake of The Naked Gun. We have heard
good and not so good reviews. Any comments. I'm not
(20:24):
sure if I can read the name of this family,
so I'm gonna set that aside. They didn't say that
I could, Okay, So first I should explain that I
am a huge fan of the old Naked Gun movies.
I should also explain that I don't don't go to
very many movies anymore, into obs frustration, to my wife's frustration,
(20:45):
I don't do many TV series anymore. We used to
when we were younger. We would It was one of
the things we did when we were off work. We
would watch a TV show together. That's something couples too.
I I'm so tired of all kinds of girl boss
di LGBTQ crap crammed into every freaking thing that I've
(21:12):
essentially just kind of walked away from most entertainment. I
know if I go to the movies. They're gonna do
something like that. If I start a TV series, it's
gonna be the first episode, and I'm gonna have to
see the first training character. And she knows. She knows
by now, she said, well, I lost him immediately. I'm
gonna be out that said. We went to as a
(21:36):
family the New Naked Gun. Now, it's going to depend
on the age of your children. It is by no
means extremely wrongchy or I wouldn't I wouldn't say that,
but it's not gonna be good for your six year old.
All right, My boys are fourteen and sixteen. They were,
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in our opinion, old enough to handle a couple of
crude jokes. Still be fine. There's no no nudy stuff
or anything like that, but there are gonna be some
crude jokes in there. I have not laughed that hard
at a movie in years. Years. I was doubled over
with laughter. I can't remember the last movie I saw
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that made me laugh as hard as that movie made
me laugh. And it's so stupid. It's the dumbest humor
in the world. And I love that. I'm not I
don't apologize for that at all. We loved it. I
loved it so much that I will watch it again
when it comes out on DVD not DVD, sorry, when
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it comes out where you can rent it online. Okay,
I will watch it again without hesitation. It was that
freaking funny. I loved it, absolutely loved it. There, Jesse,
I work for a company that provides services for government
fund daycare centers. Almost every place I visit has gay
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trans black Lives Matter plastered on the walls. Every time
I see it, I wonder how we let things get
this far out of control. Tell me how to fight
this and begin reversing this madness. Daycare centers, day trans
black lives matter stuff, daycare centers. Okay, So I want
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to We talk about this a lot, so I'll just
spend a minute on it. So it's Friday. He's a
religious zealot, the communist is, and he will spread his
religion wherever he is, wherever he is, in ways large
and small. If he's the president, he's going to light
up the White House in rainbow colors. If he runs
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a daycare, there's going to be a gay flag on
the wall and everything in between. If she runs a
public library, the books of American history will be sent
to the closet, and there's going to be Tranny books
on full display as fast as they can. Should I
bring up that old audio of LaToya Raven. Now, in fact,
(24:11):
Chris grab that old audio of LaToya Raven. Now the
Disney chick. This is a chick who produces movies and
TV shows. She gets a prestigious job at Disney. Disney
is majorly wealthy, majorly majorly powerful. We got this behind
the scenes stuff from an internal meeting. Now, imagine what
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you would do if a dream job landed in your lap,
how hard you would work to do the job. Well,
listen to what she worked at.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I worked at small studios most of my career, and
I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like,
oh you know, they won't let you show this at
the Disney show. And I'm like, okay. So I was
a little li sus when I started, But then my
experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard
on The showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like,
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our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like
my like not at all secret gay agenda, and so
like I feel like I felt like it was I mean,
like maybe it was that way in the past, but
I guess like something must have happened. And the last
like like they're turning it around, they're going hard, and
then all that like momentum that I felt like that
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sense of I don't have to be afraid. Let's have
these two characters kiss. Let's in the background, Like I
was just wherever I could, just basically adding queerness to
like the if you see anything clear the show around them.
But like I just was like no one would stop me,
and no one was trying to stop me.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Does that sound like a movie producer or a religious
sell it. This is how they operate everywhere they take power.
And so you say government funded daycare centers have Black
Lives Matter flags. This is what happens when you allow
your government to be filled with these vicious little communists.
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This is how they do things. Now that's the bad news.
Here's some more bad news for you. Don't worry, it's
gonna end with some good news. Here's some more bad news.
We will always always till the day you die. You're
going to struggle with this. You're going to run into
this filth in this place or that place. It's in
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your boy scouts, it's in your school, it's in your movies,
it's in your government, it's in the day care, it's everywhere.
You need to think about communism, well, think about your
country like a boat. Okay, it is a boat that's
been out at sea for a very long time. Taking
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on water is going to be the norm. Finding holes,
patching holes and baire the water. It's not a once
in a while thing, or you do it one time
and your done thing. It's all the time because the
water is always looking for cracks, always looking for a
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way to get into your ship. That's how communism is
with your country. The second we plug a hole here,
it's gonna start seeping in there, and we'll have to
patch that and bail and then as soon as we
do that, boom, another one sprouts. We're gonna have to
have to patch that and bail water, and then another
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and then another. The struggle is eternal because this is
a this is a battle of good and evil. It's
not a battle of Republicans and Democrats right and wrong.
This is good and evil. As soon as the devil
gets tired and hangs it up, then the communists will
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get tired of trying to destroy whatever it is you
love until that day comes. Our fight will continue on
and on and on, but not without end. Your life
will end before we win. But we will win in
the end. We will. It's going to be a lot
of struggle, a lot of fighting, a lot of hard work.
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We do have to patch. We do have to patch
those holes, and we do. We have to bail that water.
When you find a communist anywhere in your life, purge
them out. If they're on the school board, purge them,
run against them, gone, run them out, bail the water,
tear down the trainy flags, and get ready for the
next fight, because I promise you one is coming. And
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stop patronizing companies that push this crap to There's a
lot of them as hard. Nobody's perfect. Nobody can be
perfect with their spending habits because so much of this
crap has invaded corporate America. But we can all be better.
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Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's still real to me, damnit with trnstacks.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
On a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
I hope you are planning to take a load off
this weekend, spend some time with family, do something you
enjoy on a nice, long labor day weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You know what, I'm gonna do nothing? What Chris, You
know it's my favorite thing in the world. I'm gonna
do absolutely nothing. I Am gonna watch it documentary maybe two,
maybe three, maybe four. Nothing's gonna stop me. What Chris,
(30:45):
what's that, buddy? No kids sports this weekend, by the
grace of God, no kids sports at all. No nothing.
It's me in History. I might come back. I am
not promising you. Then I might come back ready for
a History episode. I don't know. I mean, shoot, by
the time we get back here, it might be a
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full blown revolution going on over there in the UK.
We might have to go across the pond Chris in
broadcast from there for tea and strumpets. And I don't
think we can do that, buddy. I don't think they
would allow us to do that. Maybe they would probably
not if they're in the middle of a revolution. But
this is where we need it. What this is? Yeah,
an on the ground reporter. After all, it's journalist Jesse.
(31:31):
There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the
bad Have I ever been?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I flew through England one time in the worst airport
in the history of mankind, London's Heathrow Airport. I've never
seen such a kaka mami Keystone cops set up in
my entire life. It was the most ridiculous, stupid thing
I've ever experienced. You landed and you had to go
(31:58):
get on a bus to the other terminal. But don't
think this is like a normal shuttle to another terminal.
It was like a twenty minute bus ride with stop signs.
And it was the most ridiculous, stupid thing I've ever
seen in my life. If I sound angry about it,
that's because I'm still angry about it to this day.
It was crazy. So no, I've never been. I've only
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flown through. My only desire to ever go. Although I
like England very much, I'm a fan, my desire is
the World War II history. I've told you before. I've
been told that Churchill's bunker is still there, untouched. They
left it alone, and so it's as well as is.
But the food, we're talking ten fifteen hours of air
(32:45):
travel for beans on toast. I'm out. I'm out. I
just don't have a burning desire. But this is why
we need one of those broadcast ships. We could sit
off the coast, what Chris, we could? We could sit
off the coast. I don't want tomatoes in my breakfast.
I don't want tomatoes on Earth. I don't want tomatoes anywhere.
(33:07):
Tomatoes are unworthy. And I'm just so full of bitterness
at how often they destroy sandwiches with it. You'll have
this amazing sandwich with some delicious meat and some delicious cheese,
and then they'll just assault it with this tomato that
then just dominates everything. It's all you can taste. It's disgusting.
Let's do some more questions, dear leather neck Jesse. My
(33:30):
question for you is why doesn't houm what is wrong
with you guys? Why doesn't Pam Bondy ever wear a skirt?
Why does she refuse to show us her gams? What?
It's a travesty. And I know whatever simpify and Mayor
(33:52):
Mri always have a purple crayon as dessert. Pam Bondi's
sixty years old man, sixty years old, and she's in Washington, DC,
and she's the Attorney General. She can't be running around
in a skirt like it's the pool at summertime. Okay,
she can't. What Chris, Yes, there is a dress code, okay.
(34:12):
And even if there's not an official dress code. She's
the Attorney General of the United States of America. She
has to present herself professionally, and she's a sixty year
old woman. She did come out and say this, which
I don't also.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Going to have voters. Secretary Duffy right, on our waterways,
it is illegal to be under the influence and on
a boat, So get a designated voater if you're out
on our waterways, whether it's the Potomac or the Gulf
of America or the Pacific.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Sorry I thought this was America. No, freedom is not free,
mister dictator. Want to be first to let you know,
thanks for the show. My question is what's going on
in Venezuela? Are we going to invade to install its
true president? His name is Eduardo. Donald Trump is not
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an invade guy. He has good He's been president for
five years now in total, is not invaded anywhere. The
military actions he's taken, the ones he prefers if he
has to take it is fly over there, no casualties
on our side, drop some bombs, you know, get in,
get out. I don't think there's any way Donald Trump
(35:23):
is going to invade Venezuela. I just don't see that
as being a realistic thing. But clearly the show of force,
I mean to have the naval assets we have down
there right now. He takes this very seriously, and Venezuela
they did more than just become a socialist country, which
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they did, and now those poor people down there are starving.
They became a socialist country and openly hostile to America.
And this is one of those things that cannot go
on without end. I'll never understand why weaker countries do this.
Weaker countries, once they get bad leadership, will routinely antagonize larger,
(36:10):
stronger countries until they get smacked around. It happens all
the time. Honestly, look at the Israel Hamas situation. You
could have just kept doing what you were doing, go
stab a few Israelis a year and just get away
with it, and it would have gone on. But you
had to try to do some massive, thousand person raid,
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and now you're getting it all taken away from you.
It's tappened time and time again. If you were the weaker,
smaller person in the bar where you are, be the
nicest person in the bar, buy someone up here, all smiles.
If you were the weaker country, stop giving speeches death
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to America this, and death to America that, and sponsoring
drug cartels and everything else. You focus on being really,
really polite. Because if the United States of America eventually
gets tired of it. There's nothing you can do to
stop us from crushing you like a grape. That's a fact.
(37:15):
Here's also a fact. You're about to have a great weekend.
Take that phone of yours, put it in the drawer.
Might you stash it for all three days? Read a book,
watch a documentary, enjoy your family. All our problems will
be here on Tuesday. I promise. That's all
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Friday, cruising into a
three day weekend, a labor day weekend. Put a smile
on your face and let's tackle some more questions. Shall
in enjoy ourselves? Hey, Jesse? If jd Vance is the
front runner for twenty twenty eight, who do you have?
(00:36):
Is the VP? I have Trump? Okay, it's not gonna
be Trump, all right, not gonna be Trump. Don't get
me wrong. It would. It would drive the left crazy.
But it's time to let him go. We don't want
a king. Trump himself would probably tell you that eight
(00:59):
years is enough. George Washington knew it. Eight years turn
around and give up power. And that's very difficult when
you have somebody you like in charge, but never ending
power for one man pretty much always ends up badly.
(01:21):
Let him go. There'll be others. Trump is not the last,
he's not the end. He's not the only hope. He
is somebody who, in a lot of ways moved the
ball forward in saving this country from communism. Not perfect, certainly,
all kinds of failures in there. I get that for sure,
(01:44):
but he has been invaluable to us, invaluable to us,
and we should always be appreciative of that fact while
also letting him go. There will be others, all right.
As VP goes. I would think it would be Rubio
(02:07):
or DeSantis. Look Rohndi Santis, Rhonda Santis is a young man.
He's in his forties. I believe he's in his forties.
He's been the best governor in America for a long time.
He took Florida from being purple to being blood red,
unapologetically smashed through every right wing policy you could possibly imagine.
(02:32):
He surely can't be done. And I don't think he
should be done, nor do I think he will be.
By the way, if he's not the VP pick, he's
going to land somewhere politically. But at that age, someone
who's shown that kind of courage, I could see it
being him. I could see it being Rubio, who's impressed me.
(02:53):
I could see it. You know, I don't know that
I would support this, in fact, I probably wouldn't, but
I could see it being Tulsie. She's making a lot
of splashes, a lot of name for herself. Every time
you turn around she's on the news saying things Trump likes.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You've also found many bags of information I think they
call them burn bags are supposed to be burned, and
they didn't get burned, having to do with how corrupt
the twenty twenty election was. And when will that all
come out.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mister President.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I will be the first to brief you once we
have that information collected. But you're right, we are finding
documents literally tucked away in the back of safes and
random offices, in these bags and in other areas, which
again speaks to the intent of those who are trying
to hide the truth from the American people and trying
(03:45):
to cover up the politicization that was led by people
like John Brennan and James Clapper and others that have
caused really immeasurable harm to the American people and to
our country.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm going to give you a dark horse for VP.
It's a it's a it's a super dark horse. But
I'm going to give it to you, and I want
to I want to be clear, I have not heard
any rumors at all, but I'll explain in a moment.
Governor Greg Abbott of Texas, Now this is not me
(04:22):
pushing for it at all. I have not forgiven COVID tyranny,
and Texas may not have been you know, New York
or California, but there was too much tyranny here for me.
I'm not pushing for it. I'm not advocating for it.
But Greg Abbot is a very ambitious human being. Greg
(04:43):
Abbott is also a prolific fundraiser. He is very, very
good at raising money. He is also a very savvy politician.
He's always given press conferences like this is very simple.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Hostile foreign adversaries like China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea,
as well as foreign terrorist organizations like Trenda Ragua must
not be allowed to own land in Texas.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Period.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
They should not be allowed access to our.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Critical Yeah you got it, you got it now. Jewish
producer Chris asked, because he's in a wheelchair, he had
a tree fall on him. It's a famous story here
in Texas. But because he's in a wheelchair, he's paralyzed
in the waist down, isn't that a negative? Again, I
can't speak for the normies. It's not bothered Texans at
all that particular thing. It's something he owns and let
(05:41):
me put this out there. What is one of the
major things that is killing the popularity of the Democrat
Party right now? In fact, it's one of the major
reasons why young people are leaving the Democrat Party in droves,
and for the first time in my life, young men
and young women are signing up to be Republics. They're mean,
(06:05):
They're always lecturing everybody, always unhappy, screaming, scolding, mean all
the time. Trump always looks like he's having fun. JD.
Vance can't get the smile off his face no matter
what he's talking about, looks joyful, jovial, and that is infectious.
(06:26):
Democrats are always screaming and angry and mean. So let
me ask you, there's such a thing as bait. What
do you think the left reaction would be if it
was Greg Abbott? What would they say? How long would
it take a Democrat, probably the Democrat nominee, to insult
(06:51):
the fact that Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair? They
obviously this already happens in Texas with Democrats. It already
happens if you're in Tech, which you're probably not, but
if you're in Texas, it's something you see. Oh yeah, Governor,
what was it a Jasmine Crockaan who calls them government
hot wheels already? Now that's look, I don't get offended.
I'm not offended. But how unappealing would Democrats make themselves
(07:16):
when Greg Abbott jumped in and they all started making
wheelchair jokes? Go ahead and make yourself not jump in, Chris, Chris,
we don't need you making jokes too. Why don't you
guys grow up in here? Okay? If Greg Abbot reels
in there at Chris, how long would it take for
(07:38):
Democrats to immediately make themselves look awful? They have no
control of their mouths, no control of their emotions, even
if they didn't want to. They would stand up in
front of a large crowd of their street animals calling
for blood, and they would say something terrible five seconds
(07:58):
into Greg Abbott announcing candidacy that would make them look
horrible and unappealing to everybody. Don't count out greg Abbott.
I've not heard that before. I'll tell you what I
do know, though. What I do know is the twenty
twenty election. Now this I know. No the twenty twenty
election or no, no, no, was it twenty No? It
(08:21):
was the twenty twenty four election. I'm sorry, the twenty
twenty four election. Remember Joe Biden was president and Donald
Trump announced his candidacy very early, But before he announced that,
I think this was twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two ish,
maybe I was invited to and attended one of these
(08:41):
very private things where it's a bunch of millionaires and
a bunch of go peers discussing the potential field for Republicans.
And it was widely known in this meeting that if
Donald Trump had not declared that he was going to
run again, that Grey Gabbitt would have. Grey Gabbott was
(09:04):
going to be part of that field. Again, don't take
this as my advocacy for him at all, but I
can see that you have a long established governor who
raises money, speaks very well, he's very ambitious. I could
see it. I could totally see it. That's all I'm saying. Jesse.
You recognize we are threatened without right communism. You're also
(09:26):
right they're not going to change. You even admitted in
another episode we will eventually have a right wing dictator.
So what are we waiting for? You're concerned the commedis
will do the same to us, But they already are.
Let's get the Commis before they get us. Viva Franco
and Viva Pinochet. The guy says, okay, So my concern
(09:50):
is not that the comedies will do the same to us,
not about the whole dictator thing. My concern is living
under one. I don't want a king. I don't want
a dictator. I want to be free. I know as
the Communists continue to do more and more evil things,
(10:12):
that I will be a minority in that, and that
the people, many of whom, many of you are already
crying out for one. I do not want one. I'm
not interested. I want to be free. Maybe that's unrealistic,
probably is, but that's what I want. And I also
want you to keep the memories you have forever. When
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my dad died, I still remember it. This gigantic, white,
white cardboard box got plopped down on the kitchen of
my mom's house because we had to go through all
these pictures, all these photographs and figure out what we
wanted on the display at the viewing and everything else,
(10:57):
and so many things I'd never even seen before. And
I remember thinking to myself, man, I want these on
my phone. I want to see the old man whenever
I want, and Legacy Box did it for me. Precious
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(11:20):
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We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
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Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Let's continue
(12:05):
to get chop away at these things on what has
been a magnificent Friday. Okay, so it was a couple
of days ago, maybe yesterday, someone brought up the Holy
Land trip we had gone to as a show me, Chris,
the whole crew, the whole Jesse Kelly Show family, all
of you, well not all of you, but the people
who wanted to could afford it. We all went over
(12:27):
to the Holy Land, and someone said, where's the next one.
Where's the next one? This guy has a suggestion, Egypt.
He said, think of it this way. The Holy Land
and Egypt are bookends of the Biblical story. There's an
amazing Coptic community in Cairo. They have a church where
from the story of Mary and Joseph they ran off
(12:49):
and hit in Egypt in this particular church, and all
other things related to Egyptian captivity documented in the Old Testament. Hey, Chris,
absolutely fascinating. So Egypt provides additional context to all the
Old Testament and New Testament. Having a sea cruise to
Egypt would be an appropriate bookend to the cruise to Jerusalem,
(13:09):
so on, so forth. I would also suggest Cairo Luxer
and then the Nile River, so on and so forth.
I looked into Egypt one time because I really, really
really want to go the history. It's a history thing
for me. I want to see the pyramids, I want
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to see the Sphinx, I want to see these things.
I want to walk into these Egyptian museums. Egypt is
so ancient we don't realize. I mean, we don't really
think about how ancient Egypt is, thousands of years before
Christ documented. This just an ancient, ancient place, ancient people,
ancient history. I wanted to go so bad that Ab
(13:55):
and I at one point in time started looking at Disney.
I don't know if you know this, Disney does vacations,
vacations by Disney. They had an Egyptian when I'm sure
they still do. We eventually called it quits on that
because we're so disgusted with everything Disney. We never wanted
(14:15):
to give them another dime. So we called it quits
and let it go and never went back. But that
wasn't the only reason we called it quits on that one.
It was very expensive, very very expensive. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,
You of all people, are not rolling your eyes at
me for being cheap. How much was it, dude, I
think it was now, it was long. It was like
(14:35):
ten days or something. I think it was seven eight
grand a person a person, buddy, Yeah, it was a lot.
We were way sticker shocked, so we walked away because
of the Disney thing. We were super sticker shocked because
of the price. And Egypt can be very unsafe. I
(14:56):
know people who go to Egypt for business. In fact,
I'm buddies with a guy who just got back not
long ago. And not all of them, but a lot
of them. They have security with them. There are security
companies over there who they escort them along. I don't
(15:17):
know that I want to bring my family to Egypt.
If I would probably go myself, I'll tell you that
I know that's probably wildly irresponsible. If it was me,
maybe me and the Fellas, I would go. And I'm
not telling you not to go if you have some dream.
This is I'm not trying to dump on Egypt if
you have some dream. The Islamic countries can be very
(15:39):
very dangerous to people who aren't Islamic, and to people
who are they can be. And Egypt has been a
place with a lot of upheaval, a lot of crime,
a lot of violence. There's terrorism there. It would be
on my mind, it would be on my mind. And
I have spent some time in countries like that, as
(16:00):
you were well aware, and it's on your mind. Hey,
what's in the trunk of that car? Hey, it's crowded
here in this shopping center. What's in that guy's backpack?
It's on your mind. Now. If I would be worried
about my family, I'd also be worried about yours. How
(16:22):
many I think we had something like two hundred people
come the last time we went. The show's grown exponentially
since then. What if that's three hundred four hundred people
kids and there were kids, you know, since family show
people listen as a family man, what if something happened
to one of your kids. I don't know that. I
(16:43):
want that on my conscience the rest of my life.
And maybe I'm way overthinking it. Maybe I'm being a
dad too much when it comes to this whole thing.
I don't know, but I don't want that. Jesse. I
rarely miss your podcast most days, but I'm faced with
a terrible dilemma. Some time in the nineties, my husband
fell in love with the Subaru brand. He's had about
(17:04):
four to five Foresters now two ascents. I'm on my
second out back after tenure with the mom Van. We
had a mom Van too. We drive to Colorado three
four times a year, so I need some reliable all
wheel drive in the mountains. Neither of us has ever
voted for a dirty communist or even a Democrat, and
our first option was Reagan. You often link Subaru out
(17:27):
back to your awful liberal and Peggy, Am I going
to need to switch brands to continue to hold my
head high? Ha? No, the get your If you like subru,
get a Subaru. Go Yeah. Look, it's not your fault.
They turned it into the Lesbaru. It's still a reliable car,
(17:47):
a car that does well for gas mileage, a car
that does well in the snow and ice. And if
you like it, stick with it. It's not your fault.
They ruined the freaking thing. Buy it, Go out your
leg hair and put wan to coexist on Now. I'm
kidding you get your superrew. Don't be tainted on it
just because I'm a jerk. All right, let's talk. Someone
(18:09):
wants to ask me about government funded daycare centers, the movies, somebody.
Someone wants to talk about Venezuela. What's going on? Will
recap that. I thought we recapped it earlier. We'll recap
that again in a moment. Before we recap those things,
let's recap this. There's no stock market that lasts forever.
(18:33):
We are at this super high market of the stock
market right now, as you know. But what happens after that,
every single time, go look at the history of it,
what happens after that? Every single time we're riding super high.
Right now, bubble's gonna pop eventually. Have you protected your
retirement that you worked hard for? What would it mean
(18:56):
to you if you woke up tomorrow when thirty percent
of it was gone? Let gold Co protect your retirement.
That's what gold cod is. It's retirement protection. You work
hard for that money. Let them incorporate precious metals into
it as part of it to give you some protection
(19:17):
no matter whether it's high or whether it's low, or
you're gonna sit around and wait for gold to hit
another record high. Call eight five five eight one seven Gold.
Let gold Code take care of you, or go online.
Jesse likes gold dot com. We'll be back. What, Chris,
we can make jokes, It's fine, we get that right.
(19:40):
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday, A fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
And we're gonna keep rolling through these as fast as
we can. Because I realized the the end is nigh, Chris,
isn't that didn't I use that right? I did? I
did use it right. The weekend is not never mind,
(20:02):
the weekend is nigh. Look, I'm gonna keep working on it,
all right, I'm gonna keep working on it anyway. Jesse,
Occasionally you mentioned trailers, old movies, whatever. Any comments on
Liam Neeson's remake of The Naked Gun. We have heard
good and not so good reviews. Any comments. I'm not
(20:24):
sure if I can read the name of this family,
so I'm gonna set that aside. They didn't say that
I could, Okay, So first I should explain that I
am a huge fan of the old Naked Gun movies.
I should also explain that I don't don't go to
very many movies anymore, into obs frustration, to my wife's frustration,
(20:45):
I don't do many TV series anymore. We used to
when we were younger. We would It was one of
the things we did when we were off work. We
would watch a TV show together. That's something couples too.
I I'm so tired of all kinds of girl boss
di LGBTQ crap crammed into every freaking thing that I've
(21:12):
essentially just kind of walked away from most entertainment. I
know if I go to the movies. They're gonna do
something like that. If I start a TV series, it's
gonna be the first episode, and I'm gonna have to
see the first training character. And she knows. She knows
by now, she said, well, I lost him immediately. I'm
gonna be out that said. We went to as a
(21:36):
family the New Naked Gun. Now, it's going to depend
on the age of your children. It is by no
means extremely wrongchy or I wouldn't I wouldn't say that,
but it's not gonna be good for your six year old.
All right, My boys are fourteen and sixteen. They were,
(22:00):
in our opinion, old enough to handle a couple of
crude jokes. Still be fine. There's no no nudy stuff
or anything like that, but there are gonna be some
crude jokes in there. I have not laughed that hard
at a movie in years. Years. I was doubled over
with laughter. I can't remember the last movie I saw
(22:24):
that made me laugh as hard as that movie made
me laugh. And it's so stupid. It's the dumbest humor
in the world. And I love that. I'm not I
don't apologize for that at all. We loved it. I
loved it so much that I will watch it again
when it comes out on DVD not DVD, sorry, when
(22:45):
it comes out where you can rent it online. Okay,
I will watch it again without hesitation. It was that
freaking funny. I loved it, absolutely loved it. There, Jesse,
I work for a company that provides services for government
fund daycare centers. Almost every place I visit has gay
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trans black Lives Matter plastered on the walls. Every time
I see it, I wonder how we let things get
this far out of control. Tell me how to fight
this and begin reversing this madness. Daycare centers, day trans
black lives matter stuff, daycare centers. Okay, So I want
(23:28):
to We talk about this a lot, so I'll just
spend a minute on it. So it's Friday. He's a
religious zealot, the communist is, and he will spread his
religion wherever he is, wherever he is, in ways large
and small. If he's the president, he's going to light
up the White House in rainbow colors. If he runs
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a daycare, there's going to be a gay flag on
the wall and everything in between. If she runs a
public library, the books of American history will be sent
to the closet, and there's going to be Tranny books
on full display as fast as they can. Should I
bring up that old audio of LaToya Raven. Now, in fact,
(24:11):
Chris grab that old audio of LaToya Raven. Now the
Disney chick. This is a chick who produces movies and
TV shows. She gets a prestigious job at Disney. Disney
is majorly wealthy, majorly majorly powerful. We got this behind
the scenes stuff from an internal meeting. Now, imagine what
(24:33):
you would do if a dream job landed in your lap,
how hard you would work to do the job. Well,
listen to what she worked at.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I worked at small studios most of my career, and
I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like,
oh you know, they won't let you show this at
the Disney show. And I'm like, okay. So I was
a little li sus when I started, But then my
experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard
on The showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like,
(25:03):
our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like
my like not at all secret gay agenda, and so
like I feel like I felt like it was I mean,
like maybe it was that way in the past, but
I guess like something must have happened. And the last
like like they're turning it around, they're going hard, and
then all that like momentum that I felt like that
(25:26):
sense of I don't have to be afraid. Let's have
these two characters kiss. Let's in the background, Like I
was just wherever I could, just basically adding queerness to
like the if you see anything clear the show around them.
But like I just was like no one would stop me,
and no one was trying to stop me.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Does that sound like a movie producer or a religious
sell it. This is how they operate everywhere they take power.
And so you say government funded daycare centers have Black
Lives Matter flags. This is what happens when you allow
your government to be filled with these vicious little communists.
(26:07):
This is how they do things. Now that's the bad news.
Here's some more bad news for you. Don't worry, it's
gonna end with some good news. Here's some more bad news.
We will always always till the day you die. You're
going to struggle with this. You're going to run into
this filth in this place or that place. It's in
(26:31):
your boy scouts, it's in your school, it's in your movies,
it's in your government, it's in the day care, it's everywhere.
You need to think about communism, well, think about your
country like a boat. Okay, it is a boat that's
been out at sea for a very long time. Taking
(26:51):
on water is going to be the norm. Finding holes,
patching holes and baire the water. It's not a once
in a while thing, or you do it one time
and your done thing. It's all the time because the
water is always looking for cracks, always looking for a
(27:16):
way to get into your ship. That's how communism is
with your country. The second we plug a hole here,
it's gonna start seeping in there, and we'll have to
patch that and bail and then as soon as we
do that, boom, another one sprouts. We're gonna have to
have to patch that and bail water, and then another
(27:37):
and then another. The struggle is eternal because this is
a this is a battle of good and evil. It's
not a battle of Republicans and Democrats right and wrong.
This is good and evil. As soon as the devil
gets tired and hangs it up, then the communists will
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get tired of trying to destroy whatever it is you
love until that day comes. Our fight will continue on
and on and on, but not without end. Your life
will end before we win. But we will win in
the end. We will. It's going to be a lot
of struggle, a lot of fighting, a lot of hard work.
(28:22):
We do have to patch. We do have to patch
those holes, and we do. We have to bail that water.
When you find a communist anywhere in your life, purge
them out. If they're on the school board, purge them,
run against them, gone, run them out, bail the water,
tear down the trainy flags, and get ready for the
next fight, because I promise you one is coming. And
(28:45):
stop patronizing companies that push this crap to There's a
lot of them as hard. Nobody's perfect. Nobody can be
perfect with their spending habits because so much of this
crap has invaded corporate America. But we can all be better.
Your cell phone is a layup. Everyone has a cell phone,
(29:07):
everyone has a mobile company. Switching to pure talk is painless.
Pure talk saves you money. There's another incentive right there.
And pure Talk loves your country the way the communists
hate it. That's so much Pure Talk loves it. Go
look at the charitable giving of Verizon AT and T
(29:28):
and T Mobile. That's your money going to all that filth.
Then look at what pure Talk does. This wonderful veteran
led company and they're on the same network. Well, I
can't drop calls. It's the same network, it's the same towers,
and it's easy. You can switch right now. During the break,
dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly Pound
(29:52):
two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's still real to me, damnit with trnstacks.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
On a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
I hope you are planning to take a load off
this weekend, spend some time with family, do something you
enjoy on a nice, long labor day weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You know what, I'm gonna do nothing? What Chris, You
know it's my favorite thing in the world. I'm gonna
do absolutely nothing. I Am gonna watch it documentary maybe two,
maybe three, maybe four. Nothing's gonna stop me. What Chris,
(30:45):
what's that, buddy? No kids sports this weekend, by the
grace of God, no kids sports at all. No nothing.
It's me in History. I might come back. I am
not promising you. Then I might come back ready for
a History episode. I don't know. I mean, shoot, by
the time we get back here, it might be a
(31:06):
full blown revolution going on over there in the UK.
We might have to go across the pond Chris in
broadcast from there for tea and strumpets. And I don't
think we can do that, buddy. I don't think they
would allow us to do that. Maybe they would probably
not if they're in the middle of a revolution. But
this is where we need it. What this is? Yeah,
an on the ground reporter. After all, it's journalist Jesse.
(31:31):
There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the
bad Have I ever been?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I flew through England one time in the worst airport
in the history of mankind, London's Heathrow Airport. I've never
seen such a kaka mami Keystone cops set up in
my entire life. It was the most ridiculous, stupid thing
I've ever experienced. You landed and you had to go
(31:58):
get on a bus to the other terminal. But don't
think this is like a normal shuttle to another terminal.
It was like a twenty minute bus ride with stop signs.
And it was the most ridiculous, stupid thing I've ever
seen in my life. If I sound angry about it,
that's because I'm still angry about it to this day.
It was crazy. So no, I've never been. I've only
(32:18):
flown through. My only desire to ever go. Although I
like England very much, I'm a fan, my desire is
the World War II history. I've told you before. I've
been told that Churchill's bunker is still there, untouched. They
left it alone, and so it's as well as is.
But the food, we're talking ten fifteen hours of air
(32:45):
travel for beans on toast. I'm out. I'm out. I
just don't have a burning desire. But this is why
we need one of those broadcast ships. We could sit
off the coast, what Chris, we could? We could sit
off the coast. I don't want tomatoes in my breakfast.
I don't want tomatoes on Earth. I don't want tomatoes anywhere.
(33:07):
Tomatoes are unworthy. And I'm just so full of bitterness
at how often they destroy sandwiches with it. You'll have
this amazing sandwich with some delicious meat and some delicious cheese,
and then they'll just assault it with this tomato that
then just dominates everything. It's all you can taste. It's disgusting.
Let's do some more questions, dear leather neck Jesse. My
(33:30):
question for you is why doesn't houm what is wrong
with you guys? Why doesn't Pam Bondy ever wear a skirt?
Why does she refuse to show us her gams? What?
It's a travesty. And I know whatever simpify and Mayor
(33:52):
Mri always have a purple crayon as dessert. Pam Bondi's
sixty years old man, sixty years old, and she's in Washington, DC,
and she's the Attorney General. She can't be running around
in a skirt like it's the pool at summertime. Okay,
she can't. What Chris, Yes, there is a dress code, okay.
(34:12):
And even if there's not an official dress code. She's
the Attorney General of the United States of America. She
has to present herself professionally, and she's a sixty year
old woman. She did come out and say this, which
I don't also.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Going to have voters. Secretary Duffy right, on our waterways,
it is illegal to be under the influence and on
a boat, So get a designated voater if you're out
on our waterways, whether it's the Potomac or the Gulf
of America or the Pacific.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Sorry I thought this was America. No, freedom is not free,
mister dictator. Want to be first to let you know,
thanks for the show. My question is what's going on
in Venezuela? Are we going to invade to install its
true president? His name is Eduardo. Donald Trump is not
(35:01):
an invade guy. He has good He's been president for
five years now in total, is not invaded anywhere. The
military actions he's taken, the ones he prefers if he
has to take it is fly over there, no casualties
on our side, drop some bombs, you know, get in,
get out. I don't think there's any way Donald Trump
(35:23):
is going to invade Venezuela. I just don't see that
as being a realistic thing. But clearly the show of force,
I mean to have the naval assets we have down
there right now. He takes this very seriously, and Venezuela
they did more than just become a socialist country, which
(35:44):
they did, and now those poor people down there are starving.
They became a socialist country and openly hostile to America.
And this is one of those things that cannot go
on without end. I'll never understand why weaker countries do this.
Weaker countries, once they get bad leadership, will routinely antagonize larger,
(36:10):
stronger countries until they get smacked around. It happens all
the time. Honestly, look at the Israel Hamas situation. You
could have just kept doing what you were doing, go
stab a few Israelis a year and just get away
with it, and it would have gone on. But you
had to try to do some massive, thousand person raid,
(36:32):
and now you're getting it all taken away from you.
It's tappened time and time again. If you were the weaker,
smaller person in the bar where you are, be the
nicest person in the bar, buy someone up here, all smiles.
If you were the weaker country, stop giving speeches death
(36:53):
to America this, and death to America that, and sponsoring
drug cartels and everything else. You focus on being really,
really polite. Because if the United States of America eventually
gets tired of it. There's nothing you can do to
stop us from crushing you like a grape. That's a fact.
(37:15):
Here's also a fact. You're about to have a great weekend.
Take that phone of yours, put it in the drawer.
Might you stash it for all three days? Read a book,
watch a documentary, enjoy your family. All our problems will
be here on Tuesday. I promise. That's all
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Jesse Kelly
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