March 18, 2025 • 37 mins
The liberal white woman’s rescue dog. Why do we never get our extra sauces. What are we doing for the FBI whistleblowers. Running out of patience. There’s never been a grateful communist.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. And I'll get
to this kind of foreign policy stuff with the poot
and everything else in just a few minutes. There are
a few things I need to do first. First of all,
I played a little bit of it last hour, but
(00:38):
I realized I cheated everybody by laughing too hard and
cutting off the clip. And I need some humor in
my life. Don't you have days where you need humor
in your life. I'll be honest with you, I'm in
a terrible mood today. Maybe you can't tell, because my
mood got significantly better about the time the show started.
You put me in a good mood. I enjoy I
(00:59):
have fun with you. But I woke up this morning
and I did something that I've been really good about
that I haven't done in a long time. I went
and got breakfast tacos. I've been eating healthier for breakfast,
but this morning I got breakfast tacos and I have
not had breakfast tacos in three weeks, two or three weeks? What, Chris,
(01:22):
that's a long time. I haven't had breakfast tacos. I
got a little fat. I told you I've been trimming
that off, and today I woke up and I don't
know why. It was just like, screw it. Dad needs
some breakfast tacos. So I went out, got some tacos.
They were all wrapped in foil. Brought them home. Chreizo
(01:43):
egg cheese, that's what I ordered. Brought the tacos home,
opened them up. They put sour cream all over them.
Sour cream is like the most disgusting thing in the
history of mankind. Unedible unedible breakfast tacos ruined. Put me
on a negative trajectory all day long, all day long.
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Then I started stewing about the judges and things like that.
So we need to laugh. I need to laugh right now.
We'll get back to the hard news in a moment.
Fort Myers, Florida, the city council met because again I
played a little bit of this earlier, because they're being
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forced to work with ice. Now. Remember, work with ice
means deport the illegals that are in the community, and
the ones the Trump administration are going after now aren't
even just run of the mill ilegals. We're not talking
about the people at home depot you pick up to
do the siding on your house. We're talking MS thirteen
(02:45):
and Trende Aragua, like the most violent, vile human beings
on the planet. That's who the Trump administration is going
after first. That's who Ice wants to grab. And they
want to make sure Fort Myers is not impeding it.
And look, it's a little long. I think it's entertaining enough.
(03:05):
I'm gonna try to let it just play. But man,
I needed this laugh, the argument.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And I know there's no man intend to.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It that we would risk federal or state funding if
I don't sign.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Up with this.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I no, you can't see.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But it's three women.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
There's video of this. It's three women crime.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It is a tumultuous day and age, and this is
a day I hate city in the seat city quick
side notes. Sorry, I swear I'm gonna let him play.
At some point in time, remember this about a lot
of liberal white women. You understand the reality of life,
about how cultures clash and how you can't import barbarians,
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and like, you understand all that, but for so many
liberal white women foreigners, they're looked at like rest you dogs,
that's how they look at them. And I know that
sounds crazy, but remember these people are crazy. You could
take the most deranged, depraved member of MS thirteen tattoos
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all over his face, a rap sheet a mile long.
The liberal white woman will still believe he should be
brought into your community because to her he's a rescue dog.
Just that's how they look at it.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
It's not for sale, person, Verson, thank you for your words,
and thank you christ Burke. I can't I sit here
to represent my city. But my city is not just
all of us sitting here. He's the people that live
here to support you, chief, to support the intent of
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the city.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
I can't stand behind this is an immigrant, the only
immigrant sitting in this council. Because although this isn't about
me particularly, I have been in that position and I
can't I.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
This has.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
I can't even express how heavy this is in my heart.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
So if I can just add once again, this is
not a memorandum to create a group of officers who
out there and kick indoors and actively seek out immigrants.
It's a process that allows officers who come in contact
with people violating the laws, people creating, committing crimes that
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also happen to be a legal alien and have a warrant,
a civil warrant for that purpose. This is allowing our
police officers, our police department to do a better job.
It's not what it's portrayed to be.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's the police chief has to step in and say, no,
I don't Are you not understanding? This is just for
the wait, this is just for people who are committing
cross It's just four step. It doesn't even understand what
he's dealing with.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm sorry. I just thought the whole thing was really,
really funny. Also, a couple things before I get back
to the news. I'm distracted right now. Whatever happens from
time to time. Shut up, Chris. Remember my little sauce
rant last night about the most discriminated against people in
the world being a sauce, people who get sauces with dinner.
We got all kinds of emails, ones like this one.
(06:24):
Dear fellow holocausts or Holo sauce sorry not Holocaust Holo
sauce survivor. That's really funny. Just wanted to email you
and support as a fellow sauce and enthusiast. I've told
my wife for years. Food is mainly a sauce delivery system.
I don't know why bring a cup of sauces so hard,
but the man just wants to keep us down. He does.
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His name is Bradley. I got this one a little
bit of an explanation. I did not know this. Clearly
somebody in the restaurant industry, You, fellow saucers saucier's, if
you will, those of us who are being discriminated against.
This is a little behind the scenes as to why. Greetings,
(07:06):
my fellow sauce connoisseur, this guy said, I listened to
your shipping monologue. First, I would love an hour dedicated
to shipping. Second, I spent four years in the Navy,
and I was deployed on the NIMTZ back in two thousands.
So I looked at the Suez so on and so forth.
Wait a minute, that's not the right one. Did I
throw away the right one? Oh no, I threw away
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the right email. I read you the wrong email. Okay,
let me explained what the guy said. I read the
wrong email. By the way, great email, thanks appreciate it.
Uh the right email that I was reaching for that
I screwed. Oh no, it's in front of me. I
got the wrong Jesse. I can tell you that us
working stiffs feel your pain. It's about the extra blue cheese.
But if you haven't found out the answer to why
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you don't get your extra sauce, it's twofold. Okay, pay attention.
Sauc's one. The chef is the keeper of the sauces.
This I did not know. The waitress has to beg
for extra sauce, and the chef will often ransom it
for extra tips. Since most restaurants tip out the chef,
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which leads me to the second reason you don't get
your precious blue cheese. It annoys the waitress because she
basically has to submit to the demeaning chef to get
it for you. So, in all likelihood, when you ask
for extra sauce, they flat out don't like you anymore.
Here are your options. Bring your own and keep it quiet,
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or ask how much is extra sauce and volunteer a
buck or two. This will grease the wheels a bit.
She can either pocket the cash as a tip or
use it to pay off the sauce Nazi in the
kitchen and ps. Asking repeatedly is a great way to
watch the quality of service deplete. It's a practically one
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to one reduction in service. Each time you ask, you'll
get a little worse. Okay, So that is actually helpful
in this way that I need to instead of just
being willing to throw a buck or two, I need
to lead with that. I need to Okay, I have
no problem doing that, but I should clarify now that
(09:19):
I have Now that I've seen the behind the scenes
of the puppet show, I've seen the strings. I know
how it works. Now you should understand I will offer
the money up front. From now on, the tip is
going to start to suffer if I don't get my
sauce period. I am. I am a good tipper. I'll
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be honest with you. I will I do way more
than frea twenty twenty five percent anymore. I'll up that
number anymore because I know people are hurt and they're
struggling to get by. I have always believed in tipping well,
even when I didn't have a dime, I tip well.
If I don't tip you well, you really sucked or
you were rude or something like that. I tip well.
(10:04):
From now on, Now that I know, I will do
two things, I am going to offer a buck or
two for my sauce. I'll make sure I have a
dollar on me. That's one. That's the good news. The
bad news is you are losing five percent if I
don't get my sauce automatically right off the bat. That's
a five percent deduction. And when my meal delivers. When
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my meal delivers, that doesn't mean I have to remind
you when you run back and get it. The sauce
comes with my meal because I ordered it with my meal,
or five percent off immediately, what, Chris, that's right, Chris.
At that point in time, you've already paid for it.
That's right. That's right. That's it. I decided to get
that off by chest. Now we can talk about the
war and Putin and everything else, and we'll make fun
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we can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right.
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. Don't forget. You can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, So Trump had
a phone call with Putin today. They agreed on I
didn't see this coming. They agreed on a limited ceasefire.
(12:21):
Trump came out on social media and said, well, they
agreed no more a no more firing at energy things
things like that, a limited ceasefire. So the I don't
have an update beyond this. Things are moving forward. As
we've talked about many times before. It won't move as
fast as you want it to or I want it to.
Very very difficult to stop a war, But it looks
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as if things are moving forward in a good way
and we can feel good about that. That's one. Two.
The WHO thies they're firing drones at our carrier group
we intercepted it. Don't worry about that. But this thing
might just end up being interesting. It might end up
being interesting because Iran is going to keep feeding this
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group everything they need to attack us. But the problem
is the Trump administration is well aware that Iran is
feeding them the things we need to attack us. Do
we bomb Iran? Look, now we're getting into a whole
different world, aren't we. Now we're getting into well, we've
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kind of been here before, right what Chris Chris said,
shouldn't we bomb Yemen? First? Well, we're bombing Yemen. That's
where the WHO these are. We're dropping bombs on Yemen.
But look, we in America, we don't under It's hard
for us to understand. This is hard for me to
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understand it. I know what I can read about it,
I can learn about it, but it's still hard for
me to conceptualize. Why doesn't the many government. Do you
say that your many? I say that, right, man, I'm smart.
Why isn't the Yameni government, Why don't they just go
stop the houties? They're not powerful enough, We don't recognize that.
But the Umeni government is not the most powerful entity
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inside of Yemen. They're just not. Why bomb the Yumeni
government when Iran is the one providing it? But then
you start bombing Iran, now we're talking yet another possible
war over there. It's just the whole thing is a
dag gone mess. Also bringing us to this point, last night,
Israel cooked it off again and Gaza started smoking things,
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took out four Hamas terrorists in Gaza, and then of
course the propaganda wars immediately launched back and forth. They're
killing babies the world, we're not and all the other things.
I don't. I haven't talked a lot about this whole
thing because I don't do with tinal foreign policy, as
you know. But I will just once again say I
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am floored, floored at how dumb Hamas is dumb and
don't say why, Yeah, they're terrorists. Stop. There's been all
kinds of smart terrorists. There's been all kinds of smart
evil people out there. Not all evil people were dumb
at all. I can't believe. I still just I'm dumbfounded
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at this. I am dumbfounded that you thought this was
gonna go any other way. You killed one thousand Israelis
on October seventh, and you didn't just kill them, that
that would have been You know what I would guess,
and I could be wrong about this, I would guess
that the response Israel's response to this would have been
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different if it had just been death. Not that death
is okay. If they just showed up, shot a bunch
of people, grenaded, a bunch of people, killed a thousand,
that the response would not have been as drastic as
it has been. But the smaller weaker party Hamas is
by far the smaller weaker party. You started torturing people
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and assaulting the women in terrible ways. The ones you
didn't slaughtered tortured, and the ones you didn't torture maybe
some of the ones you did. Then you chose to
just kidnap a bunch of them. My point is not
even it's not even about about the individual Israel Hamas thing.
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My point is that smaller weaker powers have bordered larger
powers who they hate. For all of history, that's always
been a thing. You have this powerful country with smaller,
weaker neighbors, maybe even warlike neighbors. But the warlike neighbors
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always understood even if they attacked the bigger power, even
if they did a raid or something like that, they
always understood, we should probably stay on the right side
of the line, or else we're going to really make
them angry and they're gonna come kill us. All our
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Indians went through this when we were expanding west. Even
some of the most violent groups they understood. I realized
that all the atrocities went back and forth. But even
some of the most violent groups understood, Hey, you know,
we could probably go attack that individual settlement and kill
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that family of five. They're gonna be mad about that.
They may even send the army, But we can do that. Hey,
let's do that. Should we attack this town of one
hundred and torture everybody to death? Ah, if we do that,
they're definitely gonna send the entire United States army and
we're all going to die. So we probably shouldn't take
it quite that far.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
But these morons and a moss, what did you think
they were gonna do a thousand people with rapes and
torture and babies, And what did you think they were
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Chris said, they're crazy. I realize that you're trying to talk.
You're trying to talk reason to people who are not reasonable.
How did you think they were gonna respond? You morons?
Go she anyway, speaking of morons, Fred's been hurting lately,
not physically, not physically emotionally. He's had a really hard
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time because Mom is down here and Mom she goes
back home on occasion. Now, Fred's fine until she leaves,
and then he lays by the front door whimpering. That's
what he does. He lays in whimpers until she returns.
It's the most pathetic thing. I've sent me a video
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of it the other day. It's the most embarrassing thing
I've ever seen. I have the most embarrassing dog in
the history of the world. He just gets really attached
and we love him. Everyone loves him. I can't imagine
what it's going to be like today we lose him.
We put rough greens on his food so that day
is as far away as humanly possible. Your dog, my dog.
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The Jesse Kelly Show. I Like it returns next. It
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Cannot get enough of this day except Bill Polte came
out and said a bunch of things they're going to
make you angry. The entire government's been stealing all your
money and it's been going absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
One of the things that we discovered pretty quickly was
there was about twenty nine hundred people that were supposed
to work in the building. Turns out only forty nine
were showing up full time.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
On a way no no slow down, slow down, twenty
nine hundred people. How many showed up on average.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
The highest that we saw on a five day work
week was forty nine people. And this would be at
Fannie May and Freddie Mack has a similar problem. We're
going to fix it. President Trump hired a businessman to
do this, and we're going to fix it for him.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You've been paying the salaries of federal workers. They've been
on vacation. Many we believe, have taken out second jobs
because they don't have to show up to the first job.
And while you've been struggling to make ends meet, our
government's been full of a bunch of scumbags who don't
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even go to work Monday.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Knock, knock, nobody's home. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You got this big, beautiful area where employees are supposed
to work.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Nobody's here. So we're in the second headquarter at Freddie Mac.
We were just in the other building. There was nobody
there for miles and miles and miles.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Look at these depths.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
They're clean.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
We've got a cafeteria again that's completely vacant. You've got
food that's being prepared. The staff that makes the food
is here five days a week, but the people who
work in this building, or should work in this building,
aren't here five days a week.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Full time staff shows up to make cafeteria food five
days a week. Federal employees don't even bother showing up
to eat it. Pause for a moment, then think about
how many tons of good food you paid for while
you were unable to afford eggs. How much good food
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got prepared and then tossed in the trash can because
federal employees didn't show back up to work. And just
a reminder that all this comes back to COVID and
the idea that we should stand six feet away from
other people, we should shut down companies for a virus,
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just just so freaking absurd. I can't believe we ever
bought into it. Here's another thing I like this, Scott Bescent,
who continues to impress me. He went on the news
and he said something I liked. But I'd like to
add something to with the culture. It's about the irs whistleblowers.
By the way, the.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Culture of being able to come forward when you see
wrongdoing is a central part of our democracy. I saw
these two fellows before the President's addressed to Congress. In
Speaker Johnson's office. They came over to me and said,
you know, sir, we're still being harassed. Seeing them in
person really brought it home for me. So I went
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and decided I would bring them into treasury, give them
a year to investigate the wrongdoing that's going on at
the IRS. So we'll have them in treasury. We'll learn
what's been going on at the IRS, what's been wrong,
How could this Hunter Biden a nonsense have happened, And
we're going to make sure it doesn't happen to anyone again,
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whether they're Republicans, Democrats, or independents.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
IRS whistle whistleblowers bravely stepped forward and said, the IRS
is running cover for Hunter Biden. We know that the
IRS is full of communists. Scott Pissent, to his credit,
grabbed these people, these brave people who gave up their
government position, and he is now not only handing them
back a different government position, he's putting them in charge
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of investigating the organization that ran them out. I love
all this, love all this, but I will put a
little addendum on the back end of this. What about
the FB whistleblowers, What about Steve Friend, Marcus Freeman, Garrett O'Boyle,
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What about Kyle? What about the FBI whistle blowers who
were brave enough to step forward and call out America's
evil secret state police agency. Unless something has changed recently
and I somehow missed it, they have not been made whole.
(24:34):
These gentlemen are still being attacked from the FBI. Suspend
it without pay, can't feed their families. I love that
we're getting these reformers in the government. I love it.
I'm happy, good, good, good, good, good good, up and
down the line. Why have the FBI whistle blowers not
been made whole yet? And I am willing to be patient.
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I'm willing to be patient mainly because Cash Mattel, who
I don't know, has an excellent reputation, and Dan Bongino,
who I do know, is a stud and I believe
that he's gonna fix it. That's why I'm gonna be patient.
But is this above them? Is someone above them holding
this up? And I'm just gonna let you know, because
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I know we have all kinds of people in the
government who listen Senate House, FBI. I needed to hear
me here. I'm willing to be patient for a while,
But these guys don't just deserve to be made whole.
These are heroes who gave up a lot to expose
in evil organization the FBI. When my patience runs out,
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I'm going to start being loud and I'm going to
start making things uncomfortable for you. Someone needs to take
care of the FBI whistleblowers, or I'm going to start
making things uncomfortable. I am not part of the administration,
and I don't want to be. This is exactly why
I don't wave pom poms. This is exactly why I
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don't ever fall into being a fan of this or that,
because I am interested in right in wrong and the
United States of America and somebody, maybe this is a
Pam BONDI problem. Someone had better take care of the
FBI whistleblowers. They deserve that and much much more. To
be frank, they deserve to be taken care of for
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the rest of their lives, for what they've had to
go through. That's what happens when you take on an evil,
secret state police agency. They had the guts to give
up their career to do so. I'll be frank. I'm
not happy. It's been what two months, almost two months?
What are we doing the irs. Guys are digging right
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back in FBI. Guys still twisted in the wind. Huh.
Like I said, I'm gonna be patient for a little
while and then I'm gonna run out of patience. Let
you know, thank you, this is an email. Sorry, thank
you for talking about the final days your dad. That
really hit home right now. I'm the dad, not close
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to my final days, but not a pillar of health either.
God bless you and yours. Yeah, look, I'm honest. I'm
honest with you as I can be without freaking turning
into a mess or something like that. I just I'm
I'm still not doing great. So there, that's what I'll
tell you. What else, I'll tell you what's really getting
me bad. But I don't like and so I'm so
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short tempered right now. I'm generally not that way. I'm
just not. But yeah, I what Chris, Chris hasn't noticed. Well,
I don't take it out. I try not to take
it out on people. Right, It's not you, right, it's
I'm just short tempered about everything, and I hate it.
I don't like it. I don't like it, Jessie, I
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work nights, and from time to time I stopped by
high end late night fast food places my way home.
It's one thirty am. I was polite at the white
Castle window, ordered simply three cheese sliders. I get to
the window, give the twenty something year old guy five
bucks and say thanks, keep the change. He shoves the
bag in my face, closes the window, and that's it.
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What happened to common courtesy. I will again let all
of you parents know. And it doesn't just go to parents.
Maybe you're a kid listening, and maybe you don't have
great parents or parents that teach you this. You could
teach yourself. Yes, sir, no, ma'am. Please thank you. Very
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very simple things. Sounds extremely simple, right if your parents
have taught you managers, you're probably rolling your eyes. Yeah,
everyone knows that, No they don't. Kids who aren't taught
don't know. And those phrases, those very simple phrases. I'm
not even talking about where to put your salad fork
and all that. I don't even know any of that crap.
Please thank you, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, yes, sir, no sir.
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Those phrases will carry you very very very far in life.
And more importantly, avoiding those phrases will hurt you your
entire life. You don't know, You won't know. Why didn't
I get that callback after that job interview? You couldn't
even be bothered to say thank you? Manners, Okay, take
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you very far? All right, all right, let's make fun
of Joyanne Reid and doctor Witch. Next, this is the
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
Don't forget. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse
(29:38):
kellyshow dot com. If you've been stay part of the show,
including my deep heartfelt apology about the whole Honey incident,
you can download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Also, remember
what I've told you before about the best way to
ensure your children never turn out to be communists is
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teach them to be grateful. Something you can teach children.
You can teach people to open up their eyes and
count their blessings. There's never been a grateful communist ever.
It's always about what they don't have and miss. But
it's always that doesn't matter how much they have in
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their life, financially, family wise, whatever, they're always bitter, resentful.
This is what I don't have, This is what I
don't get. I still do this with my sons randomly.
I'll just tell them. Tell me something you're grateful for,
doesn't have to be big, doesn't have to be small. Something,
find something, look around, find something you're grateful for, because
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we all have something. Right. I want you to listen
to this. Joy read Joyanne Red. She's that moron who
just got fired from MSNBC. Do keep in mind that
she made three million dollars a year and fellas if
memory serves me, it was just a Saturday show, right,
(31:06):
I believe she did one show a week, one show
a week, three million dollars a year. Have you ever
made three million dollars a year? She's sitting on stage here,
she is.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
And my mother was from Guyana, and so they were
the immigrants who came here on purpose and they got
the root awakening.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
My mother got the root awakening.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Like, Oh, it's racist here, that's weird for some reason.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
YE tell me this is the land of opportunity, but.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Not for me.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh, this is the land of opportunity, but not for me.
Oh it's race. It's racist here. The daughter of a
woman who came here from Guyana, found a gig that
paid her three million dollars a year to do one
TV show a week, and yet, with a straight face,
(32:03):
that vile little communist will still get on stage and
talk about how much this country sucks. Remember grateful, grateful
gratefulness might be the ultimate vaccine against communism. Always always
remember that. Also, remember doctor Witch, doctor Leanna Wang I
(32:25):
believe is her actual name, but she's affectionately known on
this show as doctor Witch. You saw her face during COVID.
She was all over television. Every single time you turned
on the TV, she was on there, usually explaining why
you shouldn't have rights anymore, unvaccinated shouldn't have rights, wear
nineteen masks. Really one of the more evil human beings
(32:45):
during that whole affair. This is her Now in public health,
there is always going to be a tension between individual
liberties and what's best for the group.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
That's just inherent in public health.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I want to give doctor Witch a little bit of
credit there because she's right. She doesn't mean to be
right in the way she's right, but she is right.
Remember to be very careful whenever you're batting around ideas
in your head. If you like this, you don't like that,
remember to be very very careful of never accepting the
communists premise for anything, and it could be look, I
(33:25):
still do this. You do this. It's a human nature
thing to accept the premise of somebody. Public health is
not a thing that should exist. There's no such thing
as public health. We are in a free country. There
is your health, my health, Chris's health, Corey's health, your
(33:47):
family's health. But the second you accept the idea of
public health doctors, public health this, then what you're doing
is you're paving the road for these nasty little tyrants
to crush you, to destroy your liberty. Don't accept the
premise public health this and public health fat. Also, don't
(34:10):
accept that you need Verizon or rat and T R
T mobile. That's another premise people have accepted. Those are,
of course the commercials you see on TV. Those are
the stores you see on every street corner. Oh, let's
stop at the AT and T store. Don't accept the
premise you don't need that. You need pure talk, pure Talk.
(34:30):
They're on the exact same network, so you're not sacrificing
service only. Pure Talk doesn't take your money and use
it to trash you and trash your country. That's the
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that is so patriotic they hire Americans who speak English.
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Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound
(35:15):
two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Chuck Schumer was already
weird enough. He also said this.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
I am hopeful that a Republican colleagues will resume working
with us, and I talked to them. One of the
places I told him to go in the gym. You know,
when you're on that bike in your shorts, panting away
next to a Republican, a lot of the inhibitions come off.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I just wish i'd never heard that before. I just
wish Chris Corey, I'm holding both of you responsible because
I had not heard that before you put it on
the audio list. I want everyone to know I did
not find that. These two dirt balls found that. And
now you know what, I'm gonna be picturing all night long,
all night I'm gonna be picturing. I've already mentally I'm
there where I'm at the gym, or maybe I'm on
(35:56):
the treadmill or one of these weirdos who rides the bike.
And I look to my left and there's Chuck Schumer
panting there on the bike's sweating and his inhibitions are
just falling off. And God only notes what Chuck Schumer
would said. But you guys are responsible for that image
being in my head now, and now that I just
said it, you're responsible for that image being in everyone
else's head. Rend Can you see the sweat just dripping
(36:18):
off of his nerves? How many mounds are you gone today?
Just with that awful voice? Oh gosh, I gave myself
the skeevies. And now here's a headline by oh, you know,
you know the thing headlines we didn't get to female
Delta pilot strikes the wing on the runway during landing. Well, look,
I'd be lying if I said I was shocked when
(36:40):
Biden bragged about defying Scotus. The media shrugged. Well, of
course the media. They're communist apporatics. They don't care about
Scotis or laws or anything else. They care about the revolution.
That's why they're there. Watch this is from National Pulse.
Influential Democrat praises Islamic terrorists, calls late hesbeala chief beloved. Well, yes,
(37:04):
that's the Democrat Party. Now it's who they are again.
The Bill Clinton days are gone, Trump says, Putin have
improved ties, says Trump. Putin say improved ties have a
huge upside according to the White House, I guess it's
not outside of the realm of possibility that America ends
up with normalized relations with Russia one day. Kind of
(37:26):
seems pretty far fetched given our history, but I guess
I could see it. Trump issues first border wall construction
contract of the second term. Remember Democrats got elected and
stopped the construction of the border wall and sold off
the materials. I will be back tomorrow, and yes we'll
talk about the JFK files they finally put out there.
(37:48):
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. And I'll get
to this kind of foreign policy stuff with the poot
and everything else in just a few minutes. There are
a few things I need to do first. First of all,
I played a little bit of it last hour, but
(00:38):
I realized I cheated everybody by laughing too hard and
cutting off the clip. And I need some humor in
my life. Don't you have days where you need humor
in your life. I'll be honest with you, I'm in
a terrible mood today. Maybe you can't tell, because my
mood got significantly better about the time the show started.
You put me in a good mood. I enjoy I
(00:59):
have fun with you. But I woke up this morning
and I did something that I've been really good about
that I haven't done in a long time. I went
and got breakfast tacos. I've been eating healthier for breakfast,
but this morning I got breakfast tacos and I have
not had breakfast tacos in three weeks, two or three weeks? What, Chris,
(01:22):
that's a long time. I haven't had breakfast tacos. I
got a little fat. I told you I've been trimming
that off, and today I woke up and I don't
know why. It was just like, screw it. Dad needs
some breakfast tacos. So I went out, got some tacos.
They were all wrapped in foil. Brought them home. Chreizo
(01:43):
egg cheese, that's what I ordered. Brought the tacos home,
opened them up. They put sour cream all over them.
Sour cream is like the most disgusting thing in the
history of mankind. Unedible unedible breakfast tacos ruined. Put me
on a negative trajectory all day long, all day long.
(02:04):
Then I started stewing about the judges and things like that.
So we need to laugh. I need to laugh right now.
We'll get back to the hard news in a moment.
Fort Myers, Florida, the city council met because again I
played a little bit of this earlier, because they're being
(02:24):
forced to work with ice. Now. Remember, work with ice
means deport the illegals that are in the community, and
the ones the Trump administration are going after now aren't
even just run of the mill ilegals. We're not talking
about the people at home depot you pick up to
do the siding on your house. We're talking MS thirteen
(02:45):
and Trende Aragua, like the most violent, vile human beings
on the planet. That's who the Trump administration is going
after first. That's who Ice wants to grab. And they
want to make sure Fort Myers is not impeding it.
And look, it's a little long. I think it's entertaining enough.
(03:05):
I'm gonna try to let it just play. But man,
I needed this laugh, the argument.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And I know there's no man intend to.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It that we would risk federal or state funding if
I don't sign.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Up with this.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I no, you can't see.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But it's three women.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
There's video of this. It's three women crime.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It is a tumultuous day and age, and this is
a day I hate city in the seat city quick
side notes. Sorry, I swear I'm gonna let him play.
At some point in time, remember this about a lot
of liberal white women. You understand the reality of life,
about how cultures clash and how you can't import barbarians,
(03:51):
and like, you understand all that, but for so many
liberal white women foreigners, they're looked at like rest you dogs,
that's how they look at them. And I know that
sounds crazy, but remember these people are crazy. You could
take the most deranged, depraved member of MS thirteen tattoos
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all over his face, a rap sheet a mile long.
The liberal white woman will still believe he should be
brought into your community because to her he's a rescue dog.
Just that's how they look at it.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
It's not for sale, person, Verson, thank you for your words,
and thank you christ Burke. I can't I sit here
to represent my city. But my city is not just
all of us sitting here. He's the people that live
here to support you, chief, to support the intent of
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the city.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
I can't stand behind this is an immigrant, the only
immigrant sitting in this council. Because although this isn't about
me particularly, I have been in that position and I
can't I.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
This has.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
I can't even express how heavy this is in my heart.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
So if I can just add once again, this is
not a memorandum to create a group of officers who
out there and kick indoors and actively seek out immigrants.
It's a process that allows officers who come in contact
with people violating the laws, people creating, committing crimes that
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also happen to be a legal alien and have a warrant,
a civil warrant for that purpose. This is allowing our
police officers, our police department to do a better job.
It's not what it's portrayed to be.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's the police chief has to step in and say, no,
I don't Are you not understanding? This is just for
the wait, this is just for people who are committing
cross It's just four step. It doesn't even understand what
he's dealing with.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm sorry. I just thought the whole thing was really,
really funny. Also, a couple things before I get back
to the news. I'm distracted right now. Whatever happens from
time to time. Shut up, Chris. Remember my little sauce
rant last night about the most discriminated against people in
the world being a sauce, people who get sauces with dinner.
We got all kinds of emails, ones like this one.
(06:24):
Dear fellow holocausts or Holo sauce sorry not Holocaust Holo
sauce survivor. That's really funny. Just wanted to email you
and support as a fellow sauce and enthusiast. I've told
my wife for years. Food is mainly a sauce delivery system.
I don't know why bring a cup of sauces so hard,
but the man just wants to keep us down. He does.
(06:46):
His name is Bradley. I got this one a little
bit of an explanation. I did not know this. Clearly
somebody in the restaurant industry, You, fellow saucers saucier's, if
you will, those of us who are being discriminated against.
This is a little behind the scenes as to why. Greetings,
(07:06):
my fellow sauce connoisseur, this guy said, I listened to
your shipping monologue. First, I would love an hour dedicated
to shipping. Second, I spent four years in the Navy,
and I was deployed on the NIMTZ back in two thousands.
So I looked at the Suez so on and so forth.
Wait a minute, that's not the right one. Did I
throw away the right one? Oh no, I threw away
(07:26):
the right email. I read you the wrong email. Okay,
let me explained what the guy said. I read the
wrong email. By the way, great email, thanks appreciate it.
Uh the right email that I was reaching for that
I screwed. Oh no, it's in front of me. I
got the wrong Jesse. I can tell you that us
working stiffs feel your pain. It's about the extra blue cheese.
But if you haven't found out the answer to why
(07:47):
you don't get your extra sauce, it's twofold. Okay, pay attention.
Sauc's one. The chef is the keeper of the sauces.
This I did not know. The waitress has to beg
for extra sauce, and the chef will often ransom it
for extra tips. Since most restaurants tip out the chef,
(08:10):
which leads me to the second reason you don't get
your precious blue cheese. It annoys the waitress because she
basically has to submit to the demeaning chef to get
it for you. So, in all likelihood, when you ask
for extra sauce, they flat out don't like you anymore.
Here are your options. Bring your own and keep it quiet,
(08:33):
or ask how much is extra sauce and volunteer a
buck or two. This will grease the wheels a bit.
She can either pocket the cash as a tip or
use it to pay off the sauce Nazi in the
kitchen and ps. Asking repeatedly is a great way to
watch the quality of service deplete. It's a practically one
(08:56):
to one reduction in service. Each time you ask, you'll
get a little worse. Okay, So that is actually helpful
in this way that I need to instead of just
being willing to throw a buck or two, I need
to lead with that. I need to Okay, I have
no problem doing that, but I should clarify now that
(09:19):
I have Now that I've seen the behind the scenes
of the puppet show, I've seen the strings. I know
how it works. Now you should understand I will offer
the money up front. From now on, the tip is
going to start to suffer if I don't get my
sauce period. I am. I am a good tipper. I'll
(09:42):
be honest with you. I will I do way more
than frea twenty twenty five percent anymore. I'll up that
number anymore because I know people are hurt and they're
struggling to get by. I have always believed in tipping well,
even when I didn't have a dime, I tip well.
If I don't tip you well, you really sucked or
you were rude or something like that. I tip well.
(10:04):
From now on, Now that I know, I will do
two things, I am going to offer a buck or
two for my sauce. I'll make sure I have a
dollar on me. That's one. That's the good news. The
bad news is you are losing five percent if I
don't get my sauce automatically right off the bat. That's
a five percent deduction. And when my meal delivers. When
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my meal delivers, that doesn't mean I have to remind
you when you run back and get it. The sauce
comes with my meal because I ordered it with my meal,
or five percent off immediately, what, Chris, that's right, Chris.
At that point in time, you've already paid for it.
That's right. That's right. That's it. I decided to get
that off by chest. Now we can talk about the
war and Putin and everything else, and we'll make fun
(10:50):
of joy and read and have a good time. Now,
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we can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right.
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. Don't forget. You can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, So Trump had
a phone call with Putin today. They agreed on I
didn't see this coming. They agreed on a limited ceasefire.
(12:21):
Trump came out on social media and said, well, they
agreed no more a no more firing at energy things
things like that, a limited ceasefire. So the I don't
have an update beyond this. Things are moving forward. As
we've talked about many times before. It won't move as
fast as you want it to or I want it to.
Very very difficult to stop a war, But it looks
(12:43):
as if things are moving forward in a good way
and we can feel good about that. That's one. Two.
The WHO thies they're firing drones at our carrier group
we intercepted it. Don't worry about that. But this thing
might just end up being interesting. It might end up
being interesting because Iran is going to keep feeding this
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group everything they need to attack us. But the problem
is the Trump administration is well aware that Iran is
feeding them the things we need to attack us. Do
we bomb Iran? Look, now we're getting into a whole
different world, aren't we. Now we're getting into well, we've
(13:29):
kind of been here before, right what Chris Chris said,
shouldn't we bomb Yemen? First? Well, we're bombing Yemen. That's
where the WHO these are. We're dropping bombs on Yemen.
But look, we in America, we don't under It's hard
for us to understand. This is hard for me to
(13:50):
understand it. I know what I can read about it,
I can learn about it, but it's still hard for
me to conceptualize. Why doesn't the many government. Do you
say that your many? I say that, right, man, I'm smart.
Why isn't the Yameni government, Why don't they just go
stop the houties? They're not powerful enough, We don't recognize that.
But the Umeni government is not the most powerful entity
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inside of Yemen. They're just not. Why bomb the Yumeni
government when Iran is the one providing it? But then
you start bombing Iran, now we're talking yet another possible
war over there. It's just the whole thing is a
dag gone mess. Also bringing us to this point, last night,
Israel cooked it off again and Gaza started smoking things,
(14:34):
took out four Hamas terrorists in Gaza, and then of
course the propaganda wars immediately launched back and forth. They're
killing babies the world, we're not and all the other things.
I don't. I haven't talked a lot about this whole
thing because I don't do with tinal foreign policy, as
you know. But I will just once again say I
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am floored, floored at how dumb Hamas is dumb and
don't say why, Yeah, they're terrorists. Stop. There's been all
kinds of smart terrorists. There's been all kinds of smart
evil people out there. Not all evil people were dumb
at all. I can't believe. I still just I'm dumbfounded
(15:17):
at this. I am dumbfounded that you thought this was
gonna go any other way. You killed one thousand Israelis
on October seventh, and you didn't just kill them, that
that would have been You know what I would guess,
and I could be wrong about this, I would guess
that the response Israel's response to this would have been
(15:40):
different if it had just been death. Not that death
is okay. If they just showed up, shot a bunch
of people, grenaded, a bunch of people, killed a thousand,
that the response would not have been as drastic as
it has been. But the smaller weaker party Hamas is
by far the smaller weaker party. You started torturing people
(16:05):
and assaulting the women in terrible ways. The ones you
didn't slaughtered tortured, and the ones you didn't torture maybe
some of the ones you did. Then you chose to
just kidnap a bunch of them. My point is not
even it's not even about about the individual Israel Hamas thing.
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My point is that smaller weaker powers have bordered larger
powers who they hate. For all of history, that's always
been a thing. You have this powerful country with smaller,
weaker neighbors, maybe even warlike neighbors. But the warlike neighbors
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always understood even if they attacked the bigger power, even
if they did a raid or something like that, they
always understood, we should probably stay on the right side
of the line, or else we're going to really make
them angry and they're gonna come kill us. All our
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Indians went through this when we were expanding west. Even
some of the most violent groups they understood. I realized
that all the atrocities went back and forth. But even
some of the most violent groups understood, Hey, you know,
we could probably go attack that individual settlement and kill
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that family of five. They're gonna be mad about that.
They may even send the army, But we can do that. Hey,
let's do that. Should we attack this town of one
hundred and torture everybody to death? Ah, if we do that,
they're definitely gonna send the entire United States army and
we're all going to die. So we probably shouldn't take
it quite that far.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
But these morons and a moss, what did you think
they were gonna do a thousand people with rapes and
torture and babies, And what did you think they were
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Chris said, they're crazy. I realize that you're trying to talk.
You're trying to talk reason to people who are not reasonable.
How did you think they were gonna respond? You morons?
Go she anyway, speaking of morons, Fred's been hurting lately,
not physically, not physically emotionally. He's had a really hard
(18:24):
time because Mom is down here and Mom she goes
back home on occasion. Now, Fred's fine until she leaves,
and then he lays by the front door whimpering. That's
what he does. He lays in whimpers until she returns.
It's the most pathetic thing. I've sent me a video
(18:45):
of it the other day. It's the most embarrassing thing
I've ever seen. I have the most embarrassing dog in
the history of the world. He just gets really attached
and we love him. Everyone loves him. I can't imagine
what it's going to be like today we lose him.
We put rough greens on his food so that day
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The Jesse Kelly Show. I Like it returns next. It
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Cannot get enough of this day except Bill Polte came
out and said a bunch of things they're going to
make you angry. The entire government's been stealing all your
money and it's been going absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
One of the things that we discovered pretty quickly was
there was about twenty nine hundred people that were supposed
to work in the building. Turns out only forty nine
were showing up full time.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
On a way no no slow down, slow down, twenty
nine hundred people. How many showed up on average.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
The highest that we saw on a five day work
week was forty nine people. And this would be at
Fannie May and Freddie Mack has a similar problem. We're
going to fix it. President Trump hired a businessman to
do this, and we're going to fix it for him.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You've been paying the salaries of federal workers. They've been
on vacation. Many we believe, have taken out second jobs
because they don't have to show up to the first job.
And while you've been struggling to make ends meet, our
government's been full of a bunch of scumbags who don't
(20:59):
even go to work Monday.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Knock, knock, nobody's home. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You got this big, beautiful area where employees are supposed
to work.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Nobody's here. So we're in the second headquarter at Freddie Mac.
We were just in the other building. There was nobody
there for miles and miles and miles.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Look at these depths.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
They're clean.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
We've got a cafeteria again that's completely vacant. You've got
food that's being prepared. The staff that makes the food
is here five days a week, but the people who
work in this building, or should work in this building,
aren't here five days a week.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Full time staff shows up to make cafeteria food five
days a week. Federal employees don't even bother showing up
to eat it. Pause for a moment, then think about
how many tons of good food you paid for while
you were unable to afford eggs. How much good food
(21:52):
got prepared and then tossed in the trash can because
federal employees didn't show back up to work. And just
a reminder that all this comes back to COVID and
the idea that we should stand six feet away from
other people, we should shut down companies for a virus,
(22:13):
just just so freaking absurd. I can't believe we ever
bought into it. Here's another thing I like this, Scott Bescent,
who continues to impress me. He went on the news
and he said something I liked. But I'd like to
add something to with the culture. It's about the irs whistleblowers.
By the way, the.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Culture of being able to come forward when you see
wrongdoing is a central part of our democracy. I saw
these two fellows before the President's addressed to Congress. In
Speaker Johnson's office. They came over to me and said,
you know, sir, we're still being harassed. Seeing them in
person really brought it home for me. So I went
(22:56):
and decided I would bring them into treasury, give them
a year to investigate the wrongdoing that's going on at
the IRS. So we'll have them in treasury. We'll learn
what's been going on at the IRS, what's been wrong,
How could this Hunter Biden a nonsense have happened, And
we're going to make sure it doesn't happen to anyone again,
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whether they're Republicans, Democrats, or independents.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
IRS whistle whistleblowers bravely stepped forward and said, the IRS
is running cover for Hunter Biden. We know that the
IRS is full of communists. Scott Pissent, to his credit,
grabbed these people, these brave people who gave up their
government position, and he is now not only handing them
back a different government position, he's putting them in charge
(23:45):
of investigating the organization that ran them out. I love
all this, love all this, but I will put a
little addendum on the back end of this. What about
the FB whistleblowers, What about Steve Friend, Marcus Freeman, Garrett O'Boyle,
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What about Kyle? What about the FBI whistle blowers who
were brave enough to step forward and call out America's
evil secret state police agency. Unless something has changed recently
and I somehow missed it, they have not been made whole.
(24:34):
These gentlemen are still being attacked from the FBI. Suspend
it without pay, can't feed their families. I love that
we're getting these reformers in the government. I love it.
I'm happy, good, good, good, good, good good, up and
down the line. Why have the FBI whistle blowers not
been made whole yet? And I am willing to be patient.
(24:59):
I'm willing to be patient mainly because Cash Mattel, who
I don't know, has an excellent reputation, and Dan Bongino,
who I do know, is a stud and I believe
that he's gonna fix it. That's why I'm gonna be patient.
But is this above them? Is someone above them holding
this up? And I'm just gonna let you know, because
(25:19):
I know we have all kinds of people in the
government who listen Senate House, FBI. I needed to hear
me here. I'm willing to be patient for a while,
But these guys don't just deserve to be made whole.
These are heroes who gave up a lot to expose
in evil organization the FBI. When my patience runs out,
(25:42):
I'm going to start being loud and I'm going to
start making things uncomfortable for you. Someone needs to take
care of the FBI whistleblowers, or I'm going to start
making things uncomfortable. I am not part of the administration,
and I don't want to be. This is exactly why
I don't wave pom poms. This is exactly why I
(26:05):
don't ever fall into being a fan of this or that,
because I am interested in right in wrong and the
United States of America and somebody, maybe this is a
Pam BONDI problem. Someone had better take care of the
FBI whistleblowers. They deserve that and much much more. To
be frank, they deserve to be taken care of for
(26:27):
the rest of their lives, for what they've had to
go through. That's what happens when you take on an evil,
secret state police agency. They had the guts to give
up their career to do so. I'll be frank. I'm
not happy. It's been what two months, almost two months?
What are we doing the irs. Guys are digging right
(26:49):
back in FBI. Guys still twisted in the wind. Huh.
Like I said, I'm gonna be patient for a little
while and then I'm gonna run out of patience. Let
you know, thank you, this is an email. Sorry, thank
you for talking about the final days your dad. That
really hit home right now. I'm the dad, not close
(27:13):
to my final days, but not a pillar of health either.
God bless you and yours. Yeah, look, I'm honest. I'm
honest with you as I can be without freaking turning
into a mess or something like that. I just I'm
I'm still not doing great. So there, that's what I'll
tell you. What else, I'll tell you what's really getting
me bad. But I don't like and so I'm so
(27:34):
short tempered right now. I'm generally not that way. I'm
just not. But yeah, I what Chris, Chris hasn't noticed. Well,
I don't take it out. I try not to take
it out on people. Right, It's not you, right, it's
I'm just short tempered about everything, and I hate it.
I don't like it. I don't like it, Jessie, I
(27:55):
work nights, and from time to time I stopped by
high end late night fast food places my way home.
It's one thirty am. I was polite at the white
Castle window, ordered simply three cheese sliders. I get to
the window, give the twenty something year old guy five
bucks and say thanks, keep the change. He shoves the
bag in my face, closes the window, and that's it.
(28:16):
What happened to common courtesy. I will again let all
of you parents know. And it doesn't just go to parents.
Maybe you're a kid listening, and maybe you don't have
great parents or parents that teach you this. You could
teach yourself. Yes, sir, no, ma'am. Please thank you. Very
(28:36):
very simple things. Sounds extremely simple, right if your parents
have taught you managers, you're probably rolling your eyes. Yeah,
everyone knows that, No they don't. Kids who aren't taught
don't know. And those phrases, those very simple phrases. I'm
not even talking about where to put your salad fork
and all that. I don't even know any of that crap.
Please thank you, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, yes, sir, no sir.
(28:57):
Those phrases will carry you very very very far in life.
And more importantly, avoiding those phrases will hurt you your
entire life. You don't know, You won't know. Why didn't
I get that callback after that job interview? You couldn't
even be bothered to say thank you? Manners, Okay, take
(29:17):
you very far? All right, all right, let's make fun
of Joyanne Reid and doctor Witch. Next, this is the
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
Don't forget. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse
(29:38):
kellyshow dot com. If you've been stay part of the show,
including my deep heartfelt apology about the whole Honey incident,
you can download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Also, remember
what I've told you before about the best way to
ensure your children never turn out to be communists is
(30:02):
teach them to be grateful. Something you can teach children.
You can teach people to open up their eyes and
count their blessings. There's never been a grateful communist ever.
It's always about what they don't have and miss. But
it's always that doesn't matter how much they have in
(30:24):
their life, financially, family wise, whatever, they're always bitter, resentful.
This is what I don't have, This is what I
don't get. I still do this with my sons randomly.
I'll just tell them. Tell me something you're grateful for,
doesn't have to be big, doesn't have to be small. Something,
find something, look around, find something you're grateful for, because
(30:45):
we all have something. Right. I want you to listen
to this. Joy read Joyanne Red. She's that moron who
just got fired from MSNBC. Do keep in mind that
she made three million dollars a year and fellas if
memory serves me, it was just a Saturday show, right,
(31:06):
I believe she did one show a week, one show
a week, three million dollars a year. Have you ever
made three million dollars a year? She's sitting on stage here,
she is.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
And my mother was from Guyana, and so they were
the immigrants who came here on purpose and they got
the root awakening.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
My mother got the root awakening.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Like, Oh, it's racist here, that's weird for some reason.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
YE tell me this is the land of opportunity, but.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Not for me.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh, this is the land of opportunity, but not for me.
Oh it's race. It's racist here. The daughter of a
woman who came here from Guyana, found a gig that
paid her three million dollars a year to do one
TV show a week, and yet, with a straight face,
(32:03):
that vile little communist will still get on stage and
talk about how much this country sucks. Remember grateful, grateful
gratefulness might be the ultimate vaccine against communism. Always always
remember that. Also, remember doctor Witch, doctor Leanna Wang I
(32:25):
believe is her actual name, but she's affectionately known on
this show as doctor Witch. You saw her face during COVID.
She was all over television. Every single time you turned
on the TV, she was on there, usually explaining why
you shouldn't have rights anymore, unvaccinated shouldn't have rights, wear
nineteen masks. Really one of the more evil human beings
(32:45):
during that whole affair. This is her Now in public health,
there is always going to be a tension between individual
liberties and what's best for the group.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
That's just inherent in public health.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I want to give doctor Witch a little bit of
credit there because she's right. She doesn't mean to be
right in the way she's right, but she is right.
Remember to be very careful whenever you're batting around ideas
in your head. If you like this, you don't like that,
remember to be very very careful of never accepting the
communists premise for anything, and it could be look, I
(33:25):
still do this. You do this. It's a human nature
thing to accept the premise of somebody. Public health is
not a thing that should exist. There's no such thing
as public health. We are in a free country. There
is your health, my health, Chris's health, Corey's health, your
(33:47):
family's health. But the second you accept the idea of
public health doctors, public health this, then what you're doing
is you're paving the road for these nasty little tyrants
to crush you, to destroy your liberty. Don't accept the
premise public health this and public health fat. Also, don't
(34:10):
accept that you need Verizon or rat and T R
T mobile. That's another premise people have accepted. Those are,
of course the commercials you see on TV. Those are
the stores you see on every street corner. Oh, let's
stop at the AT and T store. Don't accept the
premise you don't need that. You need pure talk, pure Talk.
(34:30):
They're on the exact same network, so you're not sacrificing
service only. Pure Talk doesn't take your money and use
it to trash you and trash your country. That's the
benefit of patronizing a business full of veterans, a business
that is so patriotic they hire Americans who speak English.
Oh and did you want a new phone? Not some
(34:52):
piece of junk either. How about a brand new iPhone fourteen,
brand new Samsung Galaxy for zero dollars. You can get
one of those with a qualifying plan. It takes a
couple minutes on the phone speaking to a pleasant American,
and you'll save money. Might Bill got cut in half?
Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound
(35:15):
two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Chuck Schumer was already
weird enough. He also said this.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
I am hopeful that a Republican colleagues will resume working
with us, and I talked to them. One of the
places I told him to go in the gym. You know,
when you're on that bike in your shorts, panting away
next to a Republican, a lot of the inhibitions come off.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I just wish i'd never heard that before. I just
wish Chris Corey, I'm holding both of you responsible because
I had not heard that before you put it on
the audio list. I want everyone to know I did
not find that. These two dirt balls found that. And
now you know what, I'm gonna be picturing all night long,
all night I'm gonna be picturing. I've already mentally I'm
there where I'm at the gym, or maybe I'm on
(35:56):
the treadmill or one of these weirdos who rides the bike.
And I look to my left and there's Chuck Schumer
panting there on the bike's sweating and his inhibitions are
just falling off. And God only notes what Chuck Schumer
would said. But you guys are responsible for that image
being in my head now, and now that I just
said it, you're responsible for that image being in everyone
else's head. Rend Can you see the sweat just dripping
(36:18):
off of his nerves? How many mounds are you gone today?
Just with that awful voice? Oh gosh, I gave myself
the skeevies. And now here's a headline by oh, you know,
you know the thing headlines we didn't get to female
Delta pilot strikes the wing on the runway during landing. Well, look,
I'd be lying if I said I was shocked when
(36:40):
Biden bragged about defying Scotus. The media shrugged. Well, of
course the media. They're communist apporatics. They don't care about
Scotis or laws or anything else. They care about the revolution.
That's why they're there. Watch this is from National Pulse.
Influential Democrat praises Islamic terrorists, calls late hesbeala chief beloved. Well, yes,
(37:04):
that's the Democrat Party. Now it's who they are again.
The Bill Clinton days are gone, Trump says, Putin have
improved ties, says Trump. Putin say improved ties have a
huge upside according to the White House, I guess it's
not outside of the realm of possibility that America ends
up with normalized relations with Russia one day. Kind of
(37:26):
seems pretty far fetched given our history, but I guess
I could see it. Trump issues first border wall construction
contract of the second term. Remember Democrats got elected and
stopped the construction of the border wall and sold off
the materials. I will be back tomorrow, and yes we'll
talk about the JFK files they finally put out there.
(37:48):
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