April 28, 2025 • 37 mins
Who was the president over the last 4 years? Woodrow Wilson vs Joe Biden. Why Jesse keeps a 20 on him. Starting a bonfire on a sacred mountain. A theory on why Bondi isn’t going after more people in the government. They are only going to ramp up the rhetoric.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Monday. It is so good to be here.
And we will get the emails at some point in time.
It's just a bunch of other things we have to
go over first. First of all, as we as I
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said during the tease portion of this segment, the media
is never telling you what the big scandal is. They're
telling you what the Democrat Party wants you to focus
on at all times. Whatever the newest scandal is. Right now,
it's about the deportations or to report this and deport that.
Do you hear Marco Rubio on meet the pressure.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's a misleading headline. Okay, three US citizens ages four,
seven and two. We're not deported if or legally in
this country would deported. The children went with their mothers.
Those children are US citizens.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The scandals, not the deportations. That's what the system wants
you to think. One of the biggest scandals of my
lifetime is the fact that we just got done for
four years with a president who was not a functional adult.
You know, do you know anything about US history? Are
you into it at all? If you're even into it
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a little honestly, if you had a history class once
with a decent professor, you are aware that Woodrow Wilson
was not functional towards the end of his presidency. Everyone
even knows his wife's name, the first ladies. Most of
the time their names are forgotten to history. Everyone knows
Edith Wilson, why because she famously covered up for her
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husband as much as she could towards the end, because
he was not a functional adult. Now that is in
the early twentieth century, and we remember that that is
part of American history. You don't even have to be
some historical freak to know that little fact. For a
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little bit, and not even a lot of his presidency,
For a little bit of his presidency, Woodrow Wilson wasn't
fully functional. That's one hundred years ago, a century ago.
We still talk about it to this day. Woodrow Wilson
was infinitely, infinitely more capable than Joe Biden was during
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his four years. Look, and I know that I'm actually
gonna be as guilty as as anybody. You probably are too,
of laughing about some of it. I mean, how many
pieces on the soundboard are Joe Biden's dumb things. My
focus is just stay focused. Well, we joked because it
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was funny, and sometimes that's all you could do is
laugh through the pain, but setting us inside the humor
of it. Joe Biden wasn't actually the president for four years,
so who was I say this because there's a headline
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out from the Daily fetched President Trump calls for the
arrest of Biden operative behind the auto penn pardons. Now stop.
You do remember the pardons towards the end of Joe
Biden's presidency and how over the top and crazy it was.
All presidents pardon people towards the end of their presidency.
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All of them do. That's part of the presidential power.
It's part of the tradition. I think it's a dumb one,
but it's part of the tradition of the country. The
president gives out a bunch of pardons and all of
them do it, and they always look bad because in
general it's this political donor friend's son. You know, that's
how it always works. But it's one of those things
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that you and I kind of accepted. We've accepted it
this part of presidential politics. Trump's gonna do it. Obama's
gonna do it. Bush is gonna do it. Clinton's gonna
do it. Ragan did it. They all do it. Hey,
here's some pardons at the end. Here's a couple hundred pardons.
But then Joe Biden, he kind of had everybody sitting
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up in their chair. Joe Biden, by several times handed
out pardons to way more people than had ever been done.
And the most despicable, indefensible murders, rapists. Yeah, Chris eight
thousand of them, thousands of them, most presidents, it's hundreds.
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Joe Biden eight thousand. Here here, you have one, you
have one, you have one. And it was treated as
kind of a temporary scandal, which I guess in the
in the big picture, I guess it kind of was.
But let's just focus on that for a moment. Why
would he do that? Well, he didn't. Somebody did. Somebody
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auto penned, somebody signed Joe Biden's signature on those pardons.
Who was that person? And that, of course leads us
down that road of who was running the United States
of America as president of the United States for eight years.
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It's not a tiny little thing. It's kind of the
biggest deal in the world that we had to pretend
president for four years. And let's be honest, we know
how eight thousand dirt balls got sprung out of prison.
Joe Biden wasn't running the country. He's surrounded by committed
communists who were running the country. Committed communists believe in
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releasing violent criminals onto the streets as fast as possible.
And if you listen to this show or do any reading,
you know why that is. And it's not because they're
soft on crime. I hate when the right uses that term.
I despise it once again not being purposeful with your language.
Democrats do not spring violent criminals from jail because they're
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soft on crime. A little naive, guys. The Soviet Union,
the communists opened up the prisons for the same reason
Democrats open up the prisons and increase in violent crime
aids the revolution. It breaks up societies, it creates angst,
create it makes people look to the government for more help.
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And increase in violence in violent crime is more likely
to lead people into the communists camp. They have always
known this. That's why they release them. And not only
do they release them, they will protect them. They will
use the legal system to protect them and attack you.
Why because it's not because they're soft on crime. They're
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pro crime. Democrats are not soft on crime. They're pro crime,
pro rape, pro murder. They want rapes to happen, they
want murder, they want assault, they want robbery. These aren't
unfortunate byproducts of their criminal defense strategy. It's the purpose
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of the criminal defense strategy. That's why eight thousand violent
pieces of trash got pardons. It wasn't that Joe Biden
and handed them out. They committed communists beside him handed
them out hoping more people would be raped and murdered. Now,
that was just the presidential pardon portion of it. Who
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ran the rest of Joe Biden's presidency. I know one
person who helped run it. Her name was Susan Rice.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well, if you're a white male, Christian, cisgender, macho maga man,
you can be as dumb as a rock and be
deemed qualified to serve as Secretary of Defense. That's apparently
what we've learned from this episode. But let's also be
clear there's a serious point here. DEI has been used
as a slur. Anybody who you know fits the mold
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of somebody who is not a white Christian cisgender male
is by definition in this administration, deemed inferior.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That was thirty nine seconds. That provided a pretty good
explanation for how the country ran for four years, didn't it.
Why did the FBI go after pro lifers? Why did
the FBI send its Domestic Terrorism Task Force after angry
school board moms? How could the military do all the
sick things it did? How could this happen? How could
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that happen? Well, people like Susan Rice ran the United
States of America without breaks for four years. That's how
that happened. And so again, that scandal is several several
times greater than some deportations. Then arresting a judge who's
breaking the law. Of course, the media is unified. Telling
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you one thing. I want to give credit to Western Lensman.
He's the one who put together this montage. Listen to
these people. You know how, I tell you the Hive
Mind hands out its talking points to the communists. They
go up to the Hive Mind, they plug in, they
get updates as if they're robots, and then they carry
those updates out to the world. Listen to this little
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montage Wow. We begin tonight with the escalation in the
President's crackdown on illegal immigrations.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Today's dramatic escalation in the Trump Administration's conflict with judges.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
At the Trump administration signaling a major escalation in its
deportation efforts.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Today, and escalation and the Trump Administration's battle with the judiciary.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Tensions between local and federal authorities of our president.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'll let him keep going in a second. But you
notice how the left never escalates. You are always hey,
why are you escalating thing? Stop? Bet They can agitate, violence, riot,
it's you name it. It's never treated as an escalation
the second you step in and try to stop it, Hey, man,
slow down, you're getting out of the drums. Immigration crackdown
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escalated today.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
We began this hour with a major escalation of the
Trump Administration's cracked down and immigration.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
As we begin with what appears to be a major
escalation in the Trump Administration's deportation efforts, and.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
What is a major escalation in the battle here in
DC over immigration and deportation.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This feels like an insane and reckless escalation from them.
Wasn't an escalation when they sent the FBI and tomorrow
log Trump administration arresting a judge, I will tell you
you are not alone is a dramatic escalation.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
More aggressive moves, more escalation.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
With Trump's escalation of his migrant purge, this kind of
escalatory action, this is a dramatic escalation.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Escalation, escalation, escalation, escalation, escalation.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
He's seen an immigration and escalation and escalation. Be hive mind.
I'm going to read you aheadline ear bit of a
sober one. We'll get to some emails in a second.
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also keep this in mind. I love you, dear gigantis
cheapskate Kelly. I'm not a cheapskate. He said, you'd like
to keep a twenty on you in case of an emergency,
you would have cash. I think you've been spending too
much time with producer producer Chris. It's twenty twenty five,
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not nineteen twenty five. Do you keep a wooden nickel
in your pocket too? That's not very nice. This name
is didn't put it? Said, I can say his name.
He didn't put his name. Well, a twenty look, I said,
I keep a twenty on me for emergencies, as in,
you need a couple gallons of gas or a cheeseburger
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because you haven't eaten. I'm not prepping to go on
walk about for three weeks or something like that. That's
one two. I have this thing. Okay, all right, let
me just come out with it here and then we'll
then we can do the rest of the emails. Bob says,
I'm paranoid. Maybe that's fair, but I don't mean like
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an anxiety ridden person. And I'm very much not that.
But when I sit in a restaurant, I do have
to have my face to the door. I won't sit
with my back to the door. Bob already knows it.
It drives her crazy because sometimes the preferred seat, the
one she wants, is not where it is. But I'm
not sitting with my back to the door. The house
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door locks. The doors are locked at all times.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I destroy my family's happiness half the time. If they're
going in and out, they're out back, the boys are
playing or something like that. I want the door locked.
Somebody could so I'm gonna walk right in that door.
You never know. I have guns everywhere I carrie at home.
Do you know that? I'll think some nuts. And sometimes
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if I have just like wear around shorts, my junkie
just junkie wear around shorts like you would have. I
just walk around holding it now it's in the holster.
But if I'm walking around, I'm in the kitchen or
something like that, it's on the counter beside me. If
I'm if I'm running out back, I have it on me.
I thinks that's crazy. I feel better. I like knowing
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that I can shoot back if I ever have to
shoot back. That's it. That's it. When it comes to cash,
I I know this is good. Every kid listening is
going to make fun of me. I get it that.
I might keep you alive right now if you pay attention.
It's human nature to want to brag. Okay, it's human
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nature to want to brag about things you're happy about,
about things you're you're proud of, whatever it is, about
stuff you have. Don't do it. Don't brag about how
much money you have. Don't brag about your new car,
don't don't brag about your fancy shoes or your watches
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or whatever. Don't do it. And I'm not even saying
because it's the wrong thing to do, or I'm not
saying that for your own safety. Don't do it. Let
me tell you something. Because of the invention of social media,
it's made publicly bragging really, really easy, really really easy.
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When you buy a new BMW because you got promoted
at work, what do you do now? It used to
be you go, oh, you tell your buddies, Hey, I'm
coming to pick you up. Beards on me. You gotta
see my new car. It was a phone call. Maybe today,
What do you do right away?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Hold on me? App a selfie? Look at me and
my new BMW? Got it on Instagram? Oh what's that?
My diamond ear rings too? Yeah? Yeah, look at what
do they call it? Chris uh? Ice? Ice? I heard
my kid on diamonds I think are described as ice. Yeah,
we're so hip anyway, look at my ice? Yeah? You
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know who else is watching your Instagram? People who steal
for a living, people who hurt others to take things
from you. Why do I only keep a twenty on me?
I don't walk around with one hundred, let alone hundreds
and things like that. Why people will kill you for
one hundred dollars? Son? I have seen some very violent
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parts of this world, and I have been involved in
violence to the extreme level. And I'm telling you there
are some dark parts in this world, and there are
people who will kill you for those diamond ear rings.
They'll kill you for those shoes you just put on Twitter.
They'll kill you for that hundred dollars bill in your
They'll kill you for that stuff. If not because they
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want to take it, just out of pure jealousy, your
stuff you want to brag about. Don't keep it quiet.
Keep it quiet, all right, That's all. See Daddy, Jesse's done.
I'm moving on. Jesse. Is George Soros to devil? Is
if he's behind all the riots and vandalism, why isn't
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he being investigated? Is he the devil? Well, I don't
think he's the devil. But I'm going to play something
for you again, and I want you to listen and listen. Well,
this is judge Hannah Dugan. This is the judge that
helped an illegal alien escape when Ice was about to
arrest him.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
The law is a real challenge in making sure that
justice happens for people. It's transformative in people's lives, but
it also, especially the United States, is considered a stabilizing force.
It's something that keeps us out a constant path. The
rule of law is how we.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
She's a revolutionary revolutions aren't polite. The Communists would tell
you this he would tell you it to your face.
Revolutions aren't polite. Revolutions are violent. George Soros is fighting
a revolution against the West. He's talked about it, He's
written about it several times. He's trying to burn down
the country. What's amazing is that no president has done
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anything about it. That's what's amazing to me. I don't know.
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Just subscribe and leave a review talking about how big
my hands are. Now, I want to talk about impeaching
Donald Trump. Oh no, I don't want him impeached. But
I've already told you he's going to be impeached after
the midterms. Everyone knows it. The House is going to
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impeach him.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
There's a congressman out of Michigan, dual citizen born in India.
His name is Shri Tannadar Fanadar. I don't I don't know,
I'm not I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know A blah but he I really want you to
look up a picture of this guy, because when I
first saw him sitting down behind a desk making the
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announcement that I'm about to play for you here, I
really thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit. I
thought to myself, Oh, this is gonna be probably not funny,
because Saturday Night Live is not funny. But that's what
it looked like visually. But on my life, this is
a real person and this is what he said.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
This is Congressman Shri Tanada. Donald Trump has already done
real damage to our democracy, but defining a unanimous nine
oh Supreme Court ruling that has to be the final straw,
is time we impeached Donald J.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Trump.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
The court said the wrongfully deported Kila Sea must be
allowed to stop.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Stop stop Chris, and stop laughing too. You too, Corey,
I see you in there. One. That's not funny. Two.
Instead of making fun of this guy, let's applaud him.
Let's applaud his ability to survive for no other reason. No, listen,
I distinctly remember, like it was yesterday. I remember when
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he fell off that bridge. Remember when he fell off
that large wooden bridge. You don't remember with all the
crocodiles in the river underneath it. Now, listen, you don't
remember this. It was on camera. I remember it was
yesterday Indiana Jones was fighting all these people on the bridge.
And what Chris, I'm serious, he survived. Look, and now
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he's in Congress, and I think it's wonderful. Right. I
know he's impeaching Trump and that's bad, but I think
it's wonderful. And I applaud you. Shredy v did he
whatever his name was, I applaud you, and I support you,
and I want you to know that I I'm like Chris,
did not mock you. All right now, John Kerry went
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over to the Pope's funeral. Now, I am not Catholic,
as you know. I know we have a bunch of
Catholics who listen, but it's not me. I'm not Catholic
and don't pretend to be. But I still show respect
to other people's beliefs. The pope passing away, the Pope's funeral,
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it's nothing I would look. I didn't even like that pope,
and I didn't mock him, and I won't mock him.
I mean not after he died. I'll mock him when
he's alive, but after he died, I'm not doing that.
It's a big deal to Catholics. My in laws are Catholic.
They ran right down to the church and pray and
all that. Okay, all right, So I didn't feel only
need to be disrespectful just because it's not my belief system.
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Same thing for Chris. Is there like a Jewish version
of the Pope or something like that, like a like
a Rabbi number one or something like nothing like that. Well,
either way, if there was one, if there was King Rabbi,
you know, I wouldn't well, I guess there was Chris
for a while. Anyway, I would show respect. No big deal.
But you see John Carey Camp, he was over there
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at the funeral. Here's what he said.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
The faith of the church and some of the beliefs
which are obviously based on faith not evidence. But in
the case of the climate crisis, it's all based on evidence.
It's not a matter of faith what is happening. It's
a matter of mathematics and.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
A few stupid idiots who believe in Jesus. That's what
That's what you get for believing in believing in blind faith. Anyway,
take my word for it. The ice caps are melting. Hey,
so why are there still ice caps? Well, they're melting. Yeah,
But you said the polar bears were dying to Well
they are, they're almost gone. Well you said acid rain?
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Yeah any minute now?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Did's take blind?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
God?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
These people? Man speaking of which stranded man alp airlifted
from Mount Fuji, then rescued again days later after he
returned to get his phone. Coward, What, Chris, I've been
stranded on Mount Fuji. I managed to make it out,
and I had less food than needed. What Chris, What?
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I didn't almost cause an international incident. Had we been caught,
it would have been an international incident. That doesn't count
as almost. It was a Marine Corps exercise in survival.
In that kind of terrain, we were not only hungry,
we were tired and we were starting to freeze. And
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so in their sacred national park, we started a bit
of a fire. Okay, what, Chris?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes, we were explicitly told not to start a fire,
but I don't understand why that. Listen, Chris, Orders orders
don't always have to be set in concrete. Okay. You
can tell a group of young marines not to start
a fire. But if you've a turned them loose in
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the wilderness without appropriate clothing, b starved them, and c
previously trained them on how to do things like start
a fire, well, I don't think you can exactly be
shocked when there ends up being a bit of a
bonfire in the middle of the forest. And let me
tell you what this was not some tiny little fire.
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I am six foot eight and the flames of this
bad boy were way above my head. This thing was
e enormous. And then because it was a group of marines,
we were doing a big land nav thing by the way,
land navigation where you have you know what land navigation is.
You have the topographical maps, you have maps, and you
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have compasses land navigation and you have to It's difficult,
I'll tell you that, but it takes a lot of practice.
Officers are, of course or terrible at it. But you
have to get from point A to point B and
there's no really fudging it. If you don't get from
A to B, like if you don't arrive at B,
then you won't be able to properly orientate yourself and
get to C and then get to D. So you
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have to get to b but sometimes you can't look.
You get lost in land nav, especially when you're learning
how to do it, you will get lost. And then
when you get lost, remember you're not on horseback here,
You're not driving a Mazda around the woods. You're on
foot up and down hill gullies. It's a big deal
if you end up two miles away from the point
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where you're supposed to be in five miles before the
next point, Like, these are big deals. And so we
all got lost. And then it got dark and they
don't come get you. It's not like anyone's gonna come
help you. There's nobody coming to save you. It got
dark and it got cold, and we needed a moment
to recuperate, and we did. We recuperated with a little
bit of an illegal fire. No big deal. Speaking of fired,
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here's joy Anne Reid fired from MSNBC. I can't believe
they kept this mensa member off TV.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Each community on Earth. If you take that away and
try to distill us just down to white folks, we'll
be like Europe and aging, slowly dying. Former empire. The
Roman Empire didn't survive.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Because Europe is a continent and Europe was never an empire,
so you can't really call it a former empire because
Europe is actually a collection of a lot of different states,
and some of them new, but most of them actually
are newer than well whatever.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Because it didn't have enough strength in its diversity, it
suppressed its diversity, and it died. If the US wants
to be the Roman Empire, keep voting the way you
vote in y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
That honestly might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard
in my entire life. And I'm somebody who's completely open
to different historical perspectives. It's not like I know everything.
I certainly don't. I'm just an idiot. I'd like to read,
but I do enjoy history. But it was the lack
of diversity that brought down the Roman Empire. Do you
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remember what I said at the beginning of the show
about it's been years and years and years of promoting
people for all the wrong reasons, and now the dumbest
people in the country they're now everywhere in important positions
of power. Yeah, anyway, we'll do a couple more emails
that will do headlines next the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
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still real to me, dammit. With turnstacks. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show
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can send us an email Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
I should let Marco Rubio finish saying his piece. He
went on meet the press, and of course they're talking
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you deported the kids in anyway? He answer this question pretty.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, and that's a misleading headline. Okay, three US citizens
ages four, seven and two were not deported. Their mothers,
who are legally in this country, were deported. The children
went with their mothers. If those children are US citizens,
they can come back into the United States and there's
their father or someone here who wants to assume them.
But ultimately who was deported was their mother. Who's their
mothers who were here illegally. The children just went with
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their mothers. If someone's in this country unlawfully, illegally, that
person gets deported. If that person is with a two
year old child, as a two year old child and
says I want to take my child with you with me,
well then what you have two choices. You can say yes,
of course, you can take your child, whether they're a
citizen or not, because it's your child. Or you can
say yes, you can go, but your child must stay behind,
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and then your headlines would read US holding hostage two
year old, four year old, seven year old while mother deported.
So the mother, the parents make that choice. I imagine
those three US citizen children have fathers here in the
United States. They can stay with their father. That's up
to their family to decide where the children go. Children
go with their parents. Parents decide where their children go.
The US deported their mothers who were illegally in America.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Notice how anxious you can hear the whole time. Yeah, okay,
are dying dying to get the quality answer to stop anyway,
dear phallically challenged oracle, it's not nice. Pam BONDI will
never prosecute any government official for one simple reason. After
her service as attorney general, she's vulnerable to wrath of
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the deep state. I'll take is one communist state attorney
general to trump up a charge against her and take
it to a communist judge. At the very best, she'll
be financially ruined. At worst, should be in jail the
rest of her life. Pam is not stupid. She knows this.
How do we fix this? Well, this is why you
have to hurt them now. I hope you're not under
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the impression, no matter whatever you think about me and
what I say, what we have to do with these people,
I certainly hope you're not under the impression that if
we're really, really, really nice, that they maybe won't take
it as far the next time. No matter what happens now,
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they're going to ramp it up the next time. They
don't ramp it down, they're going to ramp it up.
Communists don't go backwards, they don't slam the brakes on.
They have various degrees of moving forward. They're going to
ramp up next time. The only chance you have at
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maybe slowing that down is hurting them badly enough so
next time they think, hey, maybe we shouldn't do this. Look,
I'll tell you something that I think is happening right now.
We've had enough headlines and I've had enough people whispered
to me that I'm not telling you what's happening, but
(32:25):
I think it's happening. The whole Russia collusion thing, that
whole lie that you're liberally and Peggy still believes because
she's a brain dead drone. Well, the government had a
lot to do with that lie, our intelligence agencies and
things like that. Our government got involved in politics on
behalf of Democrats and against Republicans. I think there's a
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chance that is being investigated as we speak now. That
will be a huge day for America. If there are
are people, multiple people, and important people. Don't give me
some patsy, multiple people, important people. If they are indicted
and arrested for that, that will be maybe the most
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important thing that happens in Trump's presidency. Why because again,
communists only believe in using power. There's never any other
reason to get it. You don't get it to protect it.
You don't get it to protect others, or you get
power to aid the revolution. When you get it, you
reward your friends and you punish your enemies. That's what
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communists believe with power, all kinds of power. Maybe that
power is teaching a kindergarten class. If that's what you do,
then you teach them to be gay. Maybe that power
is maybe you're a general. If that's what you are,
then you make sure you're disgusting. Communism is passed down
to every part of whatever you're in command of. Member
Linda Fagen, Coastguard commandant. She bragged on the television set
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about how diverse the new group was. She wanted little
fagins everywhere in the Coastguard, and obviously she succeeded. That's
what the communist does with his power. He believes in
using it, using it now. He does commit crimes when
he uses it at crimes because he doesn't care about
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the law. That doesn't me anything to him at all.
If communists who committed those crimes, with all the Russia
hoax stuff, if they are held to account, not resigns,
not in the retirements, I will not count that at all.
If they are arrested and held criminally liable, that is
the only chance you have the next time around at
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a communist not using his power. The only chance you
have is him looking at others sitting in prison and saying, ooh,
I'd really love to lie and take apart this Republican.
I have my job at the FBI, I have all
the power. I could do it. I want to use
it so bad. But man, the last FBI agent who that, yeah,
he's behind bars right now. You know what, I can't
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that is the only shot you have at getting them
to stop. Otherwise they'll never stop. All right, I'll never
stop telling you about Pure Talk, especially when they're giving
out free phones. Pick up your phone. I want you
to look at it. Look at those gross cracks in
the screen. Aren't you disappointed in yourself? I saw you
drop it when you were on it on the toilet.
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I know what you did. You see all the smudges,
and you know all your phone slowed down. I know,
I don't. What about a brand new Samsung Galaxy for free?
Qualifying plans start at thirty five dollars a month when
you switch to Pure Talk. That's the patriotic cell phone company,
so you stop paying the dirty comedy companies. Thirty five
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bucks a month gets you a brand new, free Samsung Galaxy.
Why haven't you switched yet? All you have to do
is dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.
You'll get to talk to Americans who speak English ten
minutes on the phone and you can be switched. Or
if you want to keep your garbage phone that you
(36:09):
dropped on the toilet, you can do that Pound two
five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Jesse, with all your fancy
bougie kitchen gadgets from the obliterator to the countertop ice
maker and now the meat thermometer. And make no mistake
about it, I'm glad your brisket is a crowd pleaser. However,
(36:29):
we never heard about your smoker. I always thought that
part of conquering the brisket battle is the whole process,
from the wood selection to the smoker type and prep
to stoking the fire and dry rub or marinate bait.
Please tell us your smoker is not yet another fancy
kitchen gadget to automatic set and forgetted appliance brought to
(36:53):
you by Chefman. Well, I do have a pellet smoker,
is what I prefer to use. Why are you making
that face, Chris? There's nothing wrong with the pellet smoker.
It's not an oven, Okay. I have to No, I
have to set the temperature once and then I have
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to remember to turn it off when I'm done. Let's
not forget about that. In one of these days, I'm
gonna clean it too, So let's not act like you're
the only one working. All right, It is a pellet smoker, okay.
And look, we don't have to major on the minor
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all right, I'm making brisket any way I can make brisket.
I also completely ran out of time for headlines. Apparently
it's the end of the show. Hopefully we'll get to
some of those tomorrow. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Monday. It is so good to be here.
And we will get the emails at some point in time.
It's just a bunch of other things we have to
go over first. First of all, as we as I
(00:34):
said during the tease portion of this segment, the media
is never telling you what the big scandal is. They're
telling you what the Democrat Party wants you to focus
on at all times. Whatever the newest scandal is. Right now,
it's about the deportations or to report this and deport that.
Do you hear Marco Rubio on meet the pressure.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's a misleading headline. Okay, three US citizens ages four,
seven and two. We're not deported if or legally in
this country would deported. The children went with their mothers.
Those children are US citizens.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The scandals, not the deportations. That's what the system wants
you to think. One of the biggest scandals of my
lifetime is the fact that we just got done for
four years with a president who was not a functional adult.
You know, do you know anything about US history? Are
you into it at all? If you're even into it
(01:26):
a little honestly, if you had a history class once
with a decent professor, you are aware that Woodrow Wilson
was not functional towards the end of his presidency. Everyone
even knows his wife's name, the first ladies. Most of
the time their names are forgotten to history. Everyone knows
Edith Wilson, why because she famously covered up for her
(01:49):
husband as much as she could towards the end, because
he was not a functional adult. Now that is in
the early twentieth century, and we remember that that is
part of American history. You don't even have to be
some historical freak to know that little fact. For a
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little bit, and not even a lot of his presidency,
For a little bit of his presidency, Woodrow Wilson wasn't
fully functional. That's one hundred years ago, a century ago.
We still talk about it to this day. Woodrow Wilson
was infinitely, infinitely more capable than Joe Biden was during
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his four years. Look, and I know that I'm actually
gonna be as guilty as as anybody. You probably are too,
of laughing about some of it. I mean, how many
pieces on the soundboard are Joe Biden's dumb things. My
focus is just stay focused. Well, we joked because it
(02:53):
was funny, and sometimes that's all you could do is
laugh through the pain, but setting us inside the humor
of it. Joe Biden wasn't actually the president for four years,
so who was I say this because there's a headline
(03:14):
out from the Daily fetched President Trump calls for the
arrest of Biden operative behind the auto penn pardons. Now stop.
You do remember the pardons towards the end of Joe
Biden's presidency and how over the top and crazy it was.
All presidents pardon people towards the end of their presidency.
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All of them do. That's part of the presidential power.
It's part of the tradition. I think it's a dumb one,
but it's part of the tradition of the country. The
president gives out a bunch of pardons and all of
them do it, and they always look bad because in
general it's this political donor friend's son. You know, that's
how it always works. But it's one of those things
(03:59):
that you and I kind of accepted. We've accepted it
this part of presidential politics. Trump's gonna do it. Obama's
gonna do it. Bush is gonna do it. Clinton's gonna
do it. Ragan did it. They all do it. Hey,
here's some pardons at the end. Here's a couple hundred pardons.
But then Joe Biden, he kind of had everybody sitting
(04:19):
up in their chair. Joe Biden, by several times handed
out pardons to way more people than had ever been done.
And the most despicable, indefensible murders, rapists. Yeah, Chris eight
thousand of them, thousands of them, most presidents, it's hundreds.
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Joe Biden eight thousand. Here here, you have one, you
have one, you have one. And it was treated as
kind of a temporary scandal, which I guess in the
in the big picture, I guess it kind of was.
But let's just focus on that for a moment. Why
would he do that? Well, he didn't. Somebody did. Somebody
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auto penned, somebody signed Joe Biden's signature on those pardons.
Who was that person? And that, of course leads us
down that road of who was running the United States
of America as president of the United States for eight years.
(05:28):
It's not a tiny little thing. It's kind of the
biggest deal in the world that we had to pretend
president for four years. And let's be honest, we know
how eight thousand dirt balls got sprung out of prison.
Joe Biden wasn't running the country. He's surrounded by committed
communists who were running the country. Committed communists believe in
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releasing violent criminals onto the streets as fast as possible.
And if you listen to this show or do any reading,
you know why that is. And it's not because they're
soft on crime. I hate when the right uses that term.
I despise it once again not being purposeful with your language.
Democrats do not spring violent criminals from jail because they're
(06:13):
soft on crime. A little naive, guys. The Soviet Union,
the communists opened up the prisons for the same reason
Democrats open up the prisons and increase in violent crime
aids the revolution. It breaks up societies, it creates angst,
create it makes people look to the government for more help.
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And increase in violence in violent crime is more likely
to lead people into the communists camp. They have always
known this. That's why they release them. And not only
do they release them, they will protect them. They will
use the legal system to protect them and attack you.
Why because it's not because they're soft on crime. They're
(06:54):
pro crime. Democrats are not soft on crime. They're pro crime,
pro rape, pro murder. They want rapes to happen, they
want murder, they want assault, they want robbery. These aren't
unfortunate byproducts of their criminal defense strategy. It's the purpose
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of the criminal defense strategy. That's why eight thousand violent
pieces of trash got pardons. It wasn't that Joe Biden
and handed them out. They committed communists beside him handed
them out hoping more people would be raped and murdered. Now,
that was just the presidential pardon portion of it. Who
(07:37):
ran the rest of Joe Biden's presidency. I know one
person who helped run it. Her name was Susan Rice.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well, if you're a white male, Christian, cisgender, macho maga man,
you can be as dumb as a rock and be
deemed qualified to serve as Secretary of Defense. That's apparently
what we've learned from this episode. But let's also be
clear there's a serious point here. DEI has been used
as a slur. Anybody who you know fits the mold
(08:08):
of somebody who is not a white Christian cisgender male
is by definition in this administration, deemed inferior.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That was thirty nine seconds. That provided a pretty good
explanation for how the country ran for four years, didn't it.
Why did the FBI go after pro lifers? Why did
the FBI send its Domestic Terrorism Task Force after angry
school board moms? How could the military do all the
sick things it did? How could this happen? How could
(08:39):
that happen? Well, people like Susan Rice ran the United
States of America without breaks for four years. That's how
that happened. And so again, that scandal is several several
times greater than some deportations. Then arresting a judge who's
breaking the law. Of course, the media is unified. Telling
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you one thing. I want to give credit to Western Lensman.
He's the one who put together this montage. Listen to
these people. You know how, I tell you the Hive
Mind hands out its talking points to the communists. They
go up to the Hive Mind, they plug in, they
get updates as if they're robots, and then they carry
those updates out to the world. Listen to this little
(09:23):
montage Wow. We begin tonight with the escalation in the
President's crackdown on illegal immigrations.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Today's dramatic escalation in the Trump Administration's conflict with judges.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
At the Trump administration signaling a major escalation in its
deportation efforts.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Today, and escalation and the Trump Administration's battle with the judiciary.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Tensions between local and federal authorities of our president.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'll let him keep going in a second. But you
notice how the left never escalates. You are always hey,
why are you escalating thing? Stop? Bet They can agitate, violence, riot,
it's you name it. It's never treated as an escalation
the second you step in and try to stop it, Hey, man,
slow down, you're getting out of the drums. Immigration crackdown
(10:09):
escalated today.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
We began this hour with a major escalation of the
Trump Administration's cracked down and immigration.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
As we begin with what appears to be a major
escalation in the Trump Administration's deportation efforts, and.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
What is a major escalation in the battle here in
DC over immigration and deportation.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This feels like an insane and reckless escalation from them.
Wasn't an escalation when they sent the FBI and tomorrow
log Trump administration arresting a judge, I will tell you
you are not alone is a dramatic escalation.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
More aggressive moves, more escalation.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
With Trump's escalation of his migrant purge, this kind of
escalatory action, this is a dramatic escalation.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Escalation, escalation, escalation, escalation, escalation.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
He's seen an immigration and escalation and escalation. Be hive mind.
I'm going to read you aheadline ear bit of a
sober one. We'll get to some emails in a second.
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defeat abortion just yet. One of the main reasons is
the abortion pill gets mailed to people's homes. Young women
are told that it's safe, that it's like popping an ibuprofen,
but of course it's terrible in a variety of ways.
Preborn is our best weapon against this, because what preborn
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(12:20):
also keep this in mind. I love you, dear gigantis
cheapskate Kelly. I'm not a cheapskate. He said, you'd like
to keep a twenty on you in case of an emergency,
you would have cash. I think you've been spending too
much time with producer producer Chris. It's twenty twenty five,
(12:41):
not nineteen twenty five. Do you keep a wooden nickel
in your pocket too? That's not very nice. This name
is didn't put it? Said, I can say his name.
He didn't put his name. Well, a twenty look, I said,
I keep a twenty on me for emergencies, as in,
you need a couple gallons of gas or a cheeseburger
(13:03):
because you haven't eaten. I'm not prepping to go on
walk about for three weeks or something like that. That's
one two. I have this thing. Okay, all right, let
me just come out with it here and then we'll
then we can do the rest of the emails. Bob says,
I'm paranoid. Maybe that's fair, but I don't mean like
(13:25):
an anxiety ridden person. And I'm very much not that.
But when I sit in a restaurant, I do have
to have my face to the door. I won't sit
with my back to the door. Bob already knows it.
It drives her crazy because sometimes the preferred seat, the
one she wants, is not where it is. But I'm
not sitting with my back to the door. The house
(13:46):
door locks. The doors are locked at all times.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I destroy my family's happiness half the time. If they're
going in and out, they're out back, the boys are
playing or something like that. I want the door locked.
Somebody could so I'm gonna walk right in that door.
You never know. I have guns everywhere I carrie at home.
Do you know that? I'll think some nuts. And sometimes
(14:14):
if I have just like wear around shorts, my junkie
just junkie wear around shorts like you would have. I
just walk around holding it now it's in the holster.
But if I'm walking around, I'm in the kitchen or
something like that, it's on the counter beside me. If
I'm if I'm running out back, I have it on me.
I thinks that's crazy. I feel better. I like knowing
(14:36):
that I can shoot back if I ever have to
shoot back. That's it. That's it. When it comes to cash,
I I know this is good. Every kid listening is
going to make fun of me. I get it that.
I might keep you alive right now if you pay attention.
It's human nature to want to brag. Okay, it's human
(14:58):
nature to want to brag about things you're happy about,
about things you're you're proud of, whatever it is, about
stuff you have. Don't do it. Don't brag about how
much money you have. Don't brag about your new car,
don't don't brag about your fancy shoes or your watches
(15:19):
or whatever. Don't do it. And I'm not even saying
because it's the wrong thing to do, or I'm not
saying that for your own safety. Don't do it. Let
me tell you something. Because of the invention of social media,
it's made publicly bragging really, really easy, really really easy.
(15:42):
When you buy a new BMW because you got promoted
at work, what do you do now? It used to
be you go, oh, you tell your buddies, Hey, I'm
coming to pick you up. Beards on me. You gotta
see my new car. It was a phone call. Maybe today,
What do you do right away?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Hold on me? App a selfie? Look at me and
my new BMW? Got it on Instagram? Oh what's that?
My diamond ear rings too? Yeah? Yeah, look at what
do they call it? Chris uh? Ice? Ice? I heard
my kid on diamonds I think are described as ice. Yeah,
we're so hip anyway, look at my ice? Yeah? You
(16:20):
know who else is watching your Instagram? People who steal
for a living, people who hurt others to take things
from you. Why do I only keep a twenty on me?
I don't walk around with one hundred, let alone hundreds
and things like that. Why people will kill you for
one hundred dollars? Son? I have seen some very violent
(16:43):
parts of this world, and I have been involved in
violence to the extreme level. And I'm telling you there
are some dark parts in this world, and there are
people who will kill you for those diamond ear rings.
They'll kill you for those shoes you just put on Twitter.
They'll kill you for that hundred dollars bill in your
They'll kill you for that stuff. If not because they
(17:03):
want to take it, just out of pure jealousy, your
stuff you want to brag about. Don't keep it quiet.
Keep it quiet, all right, That's all. See Daddy, Jesse's done.
I'm moving on. Jesse. Is George Soros to devil? Is
if he's behind all the riots and vandalism, why isn't
(17:23):
he being investigated? Is he the devil? Well, I don't
think he's the devil. But I'm going to play something
for you again, and I want you to listen and listen. Well,
this is judge Hannah Dugan. This is the judge that
helped an illegal alien escape when Ice was about to
arrest him.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
The law is a real challenge in making sure that
justice happens for people. It's transformative in people's lives, but
it also, especially the United States, is considered a stabilizing force.
It's something that keeps us out a constant path. The
rule of law is how we.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
She's a revolutionary revolutions aren't polite. The Communists would tell
you this he would tell you it to your face.
Revolutions aren't polite. Revolutions are violent. George Soros is fighting
a revolution against the West. He's talked about it, He's
written about it several times. He's trying to burn down
the country. What's amazing is that no president has done
(18:29):
anything about it. That's what's amazing to me. I don't know.
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Just subscribe and leave a review talking about how big
my hands are. Now, I want to talk about impeaching
Donald Trump. Oh no, I don't want him impeached. But
I've already told you he's going to be impeached after
the midterms. Everyone knows it. The House is going to
(20:17):
impeach him.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
There's a congressman out of Michigan, dual citizen born in India.
His name is Shri Tannadar Fanadar. I don't I don't know,
I'm not I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know A blah but he I really want you to
look up a picture of this guy, because when I
first saw him sitting down behind a desk making the
(20:41):
announcement that I'm about to play for you here, I
really thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit. I
thought to myself, Oh, this is gonna be probably not funny,
because Saturday Night Live is not funny. But that's what
it looked like visually. But on my life, this is
a real person and this is what he said.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
This is Congressman Shri Tanada. Donald Trump has already done
real damage to our democracy, but defining a unanimous nine
oh Supreme Court ruling that has to be the final straw,
is time we impeached Donald J.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Trump.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
The court said the wrongfully deported Kila Sea must be
allowed to stop.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Stop stop Chris, and stop laughing too. You too, Corey,
I see you in there. One. That's not funny. Two.
Instead of making fun of this guy, let's applaud him.
Let's applaud his ability to survive for no other reason. No, listen,
I distinctly remember, like it was yesterday. I remember when
(21:46):
he fell off that bridge. Remember when he fell off
that large wooden bridge. You don't remember with all the
crocodiles in the river underneath it. Now, listen, you don't
remember this. It was on camera. I remember it was
yesterday Indiana Jones was fighting all these people on the bridge.
And what Chris, I'm serious, he survived. Look, and now
(22:10):
he's in Congress, and I think it's wonderful. Right. I
know he's impeaching Trump and that's bad, but I think
it's wonderful. And I applaud you. Shredy v did he
whatever his name was, I applaud you, and I support you,
and I want you to know that I I'm like Chris,
did not mock you. All right now, John Kerry went
(22:31):
over to the Pope's funeral. Now, I am not Catholic,
as you know. I know we have a bunch of
Catholics who listen, but it's not me. I'm not Catholic
and don't pretend to be. But I still show respect
to other people's beliefs. The pope passing away, the Pope's funeral,
(22:53):
it's nothing I would look. I didn't even like that pope,
and I didn't mock him, and I won't mock him.
I mean not after he died. I'll mock him when
he's alive, but after he died, I'm not doing that.
It's a big deal to Catholics. My in laws are Catholic.
They ran right down to the church and pray and
all that. Okay, all right, So I didn't feel only
need to be disrespectful just because it's not my belief system.
(23:13):
Same thing for Chris. Is there like a Jewish version
of the Pope or something like that, like a like
a Rabbi number one or something like nothing like that. Well,
either way, if there was one, if there was King Rabbi,
you know, I wouldn't well, I guess there was Chris
for a while. Anyway, I would show respect. No big deal.
But you see John Carey Camp, he was over there
(23:38):
at the funeral. Here's what he said.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
The faith of the church and some of the beliefs
which are obviously based on faith not evidence. But in
the case of the climate crisis, it's all based on evidence.
It's not a matter of faith what is happening. It's
a matter of mathematics and.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
A few stupid idiots who believe in Jesus. That's what
That's what you get for believing in believing in blind faith. Anyway,
take my word for it. The ice caps are melting. Hey,
so why are there still ice caps? Well, they're melting. Yeah,
But you said the polar bears were dying to Well
they are, they're almost gone. Well you said acid rain?
(24:19):
Yeah any minute now?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Did's take blind?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
God?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
These people? Man speaking of which stranded man alp airlifted
from Mount Fuji, then rescued again days later after he
returned to get his phone. Coward, What, Chris, I've been
stranded on Mount Fuji. I managed to make it out,
and I had less food than needed. What Chris, What?
(24:46):
I didn't almost cause an international incident. Had we been caught,
it would have been an international incident. That doesn't count
as almost. It was a Marine Corps exercise in survival.
In that kind of terrain, we were not only hungry,
we were tired and we were starting to freeze. And
(25:07):
so in their sacred national park, we started a bit
of a fire. Okay, what, Chris?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes, we were explicitly told not to start a fire,
but I don't understand why that. Listen, Chris, Orders orders
don't always have to be set in concrete. Okay. You
can tell a group of young marines not to start
a fire. But if you've a turned them loose in
(25:40):
the wilderness without appropriate clothing, b starved them, and c
previously trained them on how to do things like start
a fire, well, I don't think you can exactly be
shocked when there ends up being a bit of a
bonfire in the middle of the forest. And let me
tell you what this was not some tiny little fire.
(26:02):
I am six foot eight and the flames of this
bad boy were way above my head. This thing was
e enormous. And then because it was a group of marines,
we were doing a big land nav thing by the way,
land navigation where you have you know what land navigation is.
You have the topographical maps, you have maps, and you
(26:22):
have compasses land navigation and you have to It's difficult,
I'll tell you that, but it takes a lot of practice.
Officers are, of course or terrible at it. But you
have to get from point A to point B and
there's no really fudging it. If you don't get from
A to B, like if you don't arrive at B,
then you won't be able to properly orientate yourself and
get to C and then get to D. So you
(26:44):
have to get to b but sometimes you can't look.
You get lost in land nav, especially when you're learning
how to do it, you will get lost. And then
when you get lost, remember you're not on horseback here,
You're not driving a Mazda around the woods. You're on
foot up and down hill gullies. It's a big deal
if you end up two miles away from the point
(27:05):
where you're supposed to be in five miles before the
next point, Like, these are big deals. And so we
all got lost. And then it got dark and they
don't come get you. It's not like anyone's gonna come
help you. There's nobody coming to save you. It got
dark and it got cold, and we needed a moment
to recuperate, and we did. We recuperated with a little
bit of an illegal fire. No big deal. Speaking of fired,
(27:28):
here's joy Anne Reid fired from MSNBC. I can't believe
they kept this mensa member off TV.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Each community on Earth. If you take that away and
try to distill us just down to white folks, we'll
be like Europe and aging, slowly dying. Former empire. The
Roman Empire didn't survive.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Because Europe is a continent and Europe was never an empire,
so you can't really call it a former empire because
Europe is actually a collection of a lot of different states,
and some of them new, but most of them actually
are newer than well whatever.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Because it didn't have enough strength in its diversity, it
suppressed its diversity, and it died. If the US wants
to be the Roman Empire, keep voting the way you
vote in y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
That honestly might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard
in my entire life. And I'm somebody who's completely open
to different historical perspectives. It's not like I know everything.
I certainly don't. I'm just an idiot. I'd like to read,
but I do enjoy history. But it was the lack
of diversity that brought down the Roman Empire. Do you
(28:43):
remember what I said at the beginning of the show
about it's been years and years and years of promoting
people for all the wrong reasons, and now the dumbest
people in the country they're now everywhere in important positions
of power. Yeah, anyway, we'll do a couple more emails
that will do headlines next the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
(29:05):
still real to me, dammit. With turnstacks. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show
on a magnificent Monday. We will be back tomorrow. You
can send us an email Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
I should let Marco Rubio finish saying his piece. He
went on meet the press, and of course they're talking
(29:27):
you deported the kids in anyway? He answer this question pretty.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, and that's a misleading headline. Okay, three US citizens
ages four, seven and two were not deported. Their mothers,
who are legally in this country, were deported. The children
went with their mothers. If those children are US citizens,
they can come back into the United States and there's
their father or someone here who wants to assume them.
But ultimately who was deported was their mother. Who's their
mothers who were here illegally. The children just went with
(29:52):
their mothers. If someone's in this country unlawfully, illegally, that
person gets deported. If that person is with a two
year old child, as a two year old child and
says I want to take my child with you with me,
well then what you have two choices. You can say yes,
of course, you can take your child, whether they're a
citizen or not, because it's your child. Or you can
say yes, you can go, but your child must stay behind,
(30:13):
and then your headlines would read US holding hostage two
year old, four year old, seven year old while mother deported.
So the mother, the parents make that choice. I imagine
those three US citizen children have fathers here in the
United States. They can stay with their father. That's up
to their family to decide where the children go. Children
go with their parents. Parents decide where their children go.
The US deported their mothers who were illegally in America.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Notice how anxious you can hear the whole time. Yeah, okay,
are dying dying to get the quality answer to stop anyway,
dear phallically challenged oracle, it's not nice. Pam BONDI will
never prosecute any government official for one simple reason. After
her service as attorney general, she's vulnerable to wrath of
(30:58):
the deep state. I'll take is one communist state attorney
general to trump up a charge against her and take
it to a communist judge. At the very best, she'll
be financially ruined. At worst, should be in jail the
rest of her life. Pam is not stupid. She knows this.
How do we fix this? Well, this is why you
have to hurt them now. I hope you're not under
(31:21):
the impression, no matter whatever you think about me and
what I say, what we have to do with these people,
I certainly hope you're not under the impression that if
we're really, really, really nice, that they maybe won't take
it as far the next time. No matter what happens now,
(31:42):
they're going to ramp it up the next time. They
don't ramp it down, they're going to ramp it up.
Communists don't go backwards, they don't slam the brakes on.
They have various degrees of moving forward. They're going to
ramp up next time. The only chance you have at
(32:04):
maybe slowing that down is hurting them badly enough so
next time they think, hey, maybe we shouldn't do this. Look,
I'll tell you something that I think is happening right now.
We've had enough headlines and I've had enough people whispered
to me that I'm not telling you what's happening, but
(32:25):
I think it's happening. The whole Russia collusion thing, that
whole lie that you're liberally and Peggy still believes because
she's a brain dead drone. Well, the government had a
lot to do with that lie, our intelligence agencies and
things like that. Our government got involved in politics on
behalf of Democrats and against Republicans. I think there's a
(32:50):
chance that is being investigated as we speak now. That
will be a huge day for America. If there are
are people, multiple people, and important people. Don't give me
some patsy, multiple people, important people. If they are indicted
and arrested for that, that will be maybe the most
(33:12):
important thing that happens in Trump's presidency. Why because again,
communists only believe in using power. There's never any other
reason to get it. You don't get it to protect it.
You don't get it to protect others, or you get
power to aid the revolution. When you get it, you
reward your friends and you punish your enemies. That's what
(33:34):
communists believe with power, all kinds of power. Maybe that
power is teaching a kindergarten class. If that's what you do,
then you teach them to be gay. Maybe that power
is maybe you're a general. If that's what you are,
then you make sure you're disgusting. Communism is passed down
to every part of whatever you're in command of. Member
Linda Fagen, Coastguard commandant. She bragged on the television set
(33:58):
about how diverse the new group was. She wanted little
fagins everywhere in the Coastguard, and obviously she succeeded. That's
what the communist does with his power. He believes in
using it, using it now. He does commit crimes when
he uses it at crimes because he doesn't care about
(34:18):
the law. That doesn't me anything to him at all.
If communists who committed those crimes, with all the Russia
hoax stuff, if they are held to account, not resigns,
not in the retirements, I will not count that at all.
If they are arrested and held criminally liable, that is
the only chance you have the next time around at
(34:41):
a communist not using his power. The only chance you
have is him looking at others sitting in prison and saying, ooh,
I'd really love to lie and take apart this Republican.
I have my job at the FBI, I have all
the power. I could do it. I want to use
it so bad. But man, the last FBI agent who that, yeah,
he's behind bars right now. You know what, I can't
(35:04):
that is the only shot you have at getting them
to stop. Otherwise they'll never stop. All right, I'll never
stop telling you about Pure Talk, especially when they're giving
out free phones. Pick up your phone. I want you
to look at it. Look at those gross cracks in
the screen. Aren't you disappointed in yourself? I saw you
drop it when you were on it on the toilet.
(35:25):
I know what you did. You see all the smudges,
and you know all your phone slowed down. I know,
I don't. What about a brand new Samsung Galaxy for free?
Qualifying plans start at thirty five dollars a month when
you switch to Pure Talk. That's the patriotic cell phone company,
so you stop paying the dirty comedy companies. Thirty five
(35:48):
bucks a month gets you a brand new, free Samsung Galaxy.
Why haven't you switched yet? All you have to do
is dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.
You'll get to talk to Americans who speak English ten
minutes on the phone and you can be switched. Or
if you want to keep your garbage phone that you
(36:09):
dropped on the toilet, you can do that Pound two
five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Jesse, with all your fancy
bougie kitchen gadgets from the obliterator to the countertop ice
maker and now the meat thermometer. And make no mistake
about it, I'm glad your brisket is a crowd pleaser. However,
(36:29):
we never heard about your smoker. I always thought that
part of conquering the brisket battle is the whole process,
from the wood selection to the smoker type and prep
to stoking the fire and dry rub or marinate bait.
Please tell us your smoker is not yet another fancy
kitchen gadget to automatic set and forgetted appliance brought to
(36:53):
you by Chefman. Well, I do have a pellet smoker,
is what I prefer to use. Why are you making
that face, Chris? There's nothing wrong with the pellet smoker.
It's not an oven, Okay. I have to No, I
have to set the temperature once and then I have
(37:15):
to remember to turn it off when I'm done. Let's
not forget about that. In one of these days, I'm
gonna clean it too, So let's not act like you're
the only one working. All right, It is a pellet smoker, okay.
And look, we don't have to major on the minor
(37:36):
all right, I'm making brisket any way I can make brisket.
I also completely ran out of time for headlines. Apparently
it's the end of the show. Hopefully we'll get to
some of those tomorrow. That's all.
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