March 17, 2025 • 38 mins
Daddy Jesse is back to talk about Trump saying Biden's pardons may be void because of fake signatures and the release of the JFK files tomorrow. The shelf life of honey. Democrats poll numbers are at all time lows and they think the problem is that they need to lie better.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Monday, and there's no possible chance I'm going
to get to everything I want to get to this hour.
Don't shake your head, Chris, It's not my fault. The
news is coming at me fast, and as a journalist,
(00:33):
I have to explain exactly what's going on. I'm kidding,
of course, I'm not a journalist, but there's a lot.
So I'm gonna deal with the Auto Penn thing. We'll
touch on the Democrats being in disarray. I haven't even
gotten to the Putin Ukraine stuff, the JFK file thing.
I would touch that yet either that game a couple
hours to now. I have emails, i have one more
(00:55):
story I have to get off my chest. I'm just
never gonna get to all of it. So as promised,
let's talk about what Trump said today because I have
to be Daddy Jesse again, and I'm sorry, this is
my least favorite Jesse. All right, I want to be
happy Jesse, foody, Jesse, white, trash, Jesse, history Jesse. Daddy
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Jesse is my least favorite Jesse and it's your least
favorite Jesse. But the problem is America doesn't have enough fathers,
and a lot of the ones we do have are
pretty worthless, and so as a result of that, the
country is overly emotional. They're prone to get whipped up
(01:42):
into a frenzy because we are dadless, fatherless, and what
you need is a father like I had that will
come in and ruin all of your fun in order
to get you back where you need to be and focused.
You can be caught up in all Remember that story
(02:03):
I told you about my dad when I'd saved up
all that money and I finally I was going to
buy this nineteen fifty six Cadillac, and I was so excited,
and my dad stepped in and said, no, you're not
the costume us to fix it. You can't even put
gas in it. No, that's stupid. You're stupid. That's what
I have to do from time to time. This is
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my job. Now we all woke up today. If we
saw what Donald Trump said, I guess I'll just go
ahead and read just a couple a little bit. I'm
not gonna do the whole things. You already know it.
The headline is Trump declares Biden auto pen pardons void.
The pardons that sleepy Joe Biden gave the Unselect Committee
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of political thugs and many others are hereby declared void
and vacant, vacant and no further effect. So it's Fauci
and the January sixth Committee and all that they don't have.
I have pardons because Joe Biden used auto pen and
all day long. I'm sure you've heard people, maybe you've
seen it on TV, maybe you read it on social media.
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Oh my gosh, ees fout, she's going to prison. Woo oh, yeah,
there's no more pardons. Liz Jamie's gone down. So now
now you get Daddy Jesse found she's not going to prison,
much as he deserves it. Liz Cheney, Adam Kin singer
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Adam Shift, they're not going to prison, and did take
it a step further. The pardons themselves that look, they
really weren't issued by Joe Biden. Donald Trump cannot void them.
It's not gonna happen. If he even attempts to actually
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legally do that, undoubtedly the courts would step in and
stop it. Because Joe Biden, well, the communists surround him,
handing out all those pardons. Yes it was an evil act,
Yes we should change what presidents are allowed to do
with pardons. But all that stuff, evil and horrible as
it was, was perfectly legal. And this is where you're
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gonna write me an email and just pause before he
hit send. Let me clarify. I know that Joe Biden
was not a functional adult. I am well aware of that.
I'm well aware that these pardons probably actually aren't legitimate
because it probably wasn't Joe Biden that signed most I know.
I know that, but that's not going to happen. He's
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not just going to eliminate the pardons. It's not going
to happen. However, that doesn't mean what he did today
was stupid or worthless or without any point whatsoever. If
you think what he did to is going to end
up with Fauci in prison, then you're sorely mistaken. But
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it does do other things. For one, it may very
well force the courts into doing something that we would like.
I don't know how they're going to work this out,
but it may very well force the courts to look
into just how much stuff was Joe Biden actually aware of,
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and if he was not a functional adult. How many
executive orders are legitimate? Just because the pardons are going
to hold up, that doesn't mean every executive order is
going to hold up. Maybe if the courts choose to
dig into this and this becomes a thing, maybe we
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will get some of Joe Biden's disastrous presidency eliminated. I
wouldn't bank on that, but at least there's a chance
of it. But that, in the end, combined with the
fact it probably makes the Liz Cheney's a little nervous,
it makes Fauci a little nervous. That is really all
you're going to get out of this. I'm sorry, but
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I just had to step in and say, the president
can't just revoke pardons by tweet or social media posts.
He can't just assign on it Joe Biden or Joe
Biden's maoist Handler's handed out those pardons, and those pardons,
as painful as it is, are completely valid. So let's
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just stick with that. Now, let's move on to the
other thing. I didn't want to address it. Early on
in the show The JFK Files, Trump came out, Chris,
you have that little SoundBite. Trump came out talking about
the JFK Files, and he said this, we.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Are tomorrow announcing and giving all of the Kennedy files.
So people have been waiting for decades for this, and
I've instructed my people.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That are responsible, lots of different people put together by
Chelsea Gabbert, and that's going to be released tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, We're just going to get all this stuff over
with because you don't like Daddy Jesse, and neither do I.
You're going to be disappointed. As we've discussed once before
on the show, Powerful People. If you, if I'll take
this back, if you like me, believe that powerful entities
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killed the President of the United States of America, President
John F. Kennedy. I don't know what entity you believe
did it. Maybe you believe it was the Soviet Union,
or the CIA, or the MOB or the FBI, or
some combination of that or any other entity. Chris is reel.
I don't even actually know. Is that a conspiracy theory?
Probably I could tell. Maybe you used your space lazers, Chris. Anyway,
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whatever powerful entity you believe killed the president of the
United States of America, if you believe that, do you
genuinely believe that Back in the nineteen sixties, they organized
the assassination of the President of the United States of
America and then left evidence of their complicity sitting around
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for seventy years. Do you think, Evan, Look, we'll call
it CIA, right, because that's what I believe. I think
it was a CIA mob operation. I don't don't know that.
That's what I believe. If you believe the Central Intelligence
Agency killed the President of the United States of America
because he was going to break up the Central Intelligence Agency,
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you believe they're powerful enough to organize taking out the
most powerful man on the planet, and then they were
just going to leave the files sitting around. Oh and
do keep in mind this is before the age of
really where everything was digitized computerized. I realized it was
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the sixties, and I know computers were around, but not
anything like we had now. So these would have all
been paper records, paper files. You think they were just
going to leave that file in the drawer for seventy years.
Comear what isn't redacted? And I know Trump said it's
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not going to be redacted. I get all that, but
what isn't redacted is not going to tell you anything
you don't already know. Or suspect. I am glad he's
doing it, and props to Donald Trump for doing it,
because we need Look, everything needs exposure, everything needs sunlight.
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The federal government high things from us for so long
has violated the trust of the American people to the
point they don't trust their government anymore. So I'm glad
he's doing it. It's a good thing. I'm not trying
to Debbie down what he's doing. What I'm trying to
say is, don't think that tomorrow morning you're gonna wake
up and open up the newspaper and you're gonna read
about the director of the CIA pulled the trigger himself.
(10:21):
It's not gonna happen what Chris Chris said. Am I
willing to bet a mustache on it? Buddy? That's not
worth the trouble that I had last time at home Afterwards,
ob did not appreciate the mustache the way I did,
and which is amazing because I think I look a
lot like Tom Selleck with a mustache, maybe without quite
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Speaker 1 (11:57):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday.
So happy to be here and we'll get to we'll
get to the looting of the treasury here in a
few the Democrat Party in disarray, and so much more.
But I just have to have to say something that
just happened during the break. So I have to explain
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first what Chris, I can provide an explanation. I have
to explain first why I was doing what I was
doing during the break. What I was doing during the break,
I was making myself a little cup of tea. Okay,
shut up, Chris. I'm not a tea man. I'm a
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coffee man, all right. I because I you know, I
do a TV show too. So I talked for four
hours a day, three hours of radio, an hour of TV.
I'm not complaining, obviously it's not even a job. But
after four hours of talking, sometimes the vocal cords they
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they need a little cup of tea. And so Chris
bought this. You bought it, Chris, I don't know what
you're making faces for. Chris bought this tea called gosh,
he bought this TV that's called throat Coat and the
TV the tea is for people who do what I do,
and singers and things like that. So I warmed up
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a little cup of tea during shut up, Chris, during
the break we have had in our kitchen here in
the studio, I would guess for three years, at least
two years. The largest container of honey you have ever
seen in your life? Do you know what? You know
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what a normal container of honey looks like. You get it.
You've seen honey in the grocery store. Right. How much
did you say that container was that you bought? Chris? Yeah,
Jewish producer, Chris, I kid you not to save money,
is what it is. Bought a five pound jug of honey. Now,
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we don't use much honey here. On occasion, I'll have
a little cup of tea for my voice. What Chris was?
Chris said, in his defense, he was going to make
meat with it. Yeah, we'll see that mead the same
time we see the mustard. Chris. Okay, So virtually the
entire ten gallon jug of honey has been in the
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kitchen forever. It is now, because this is two or
three years old, a solid block. It's no longer honey.
Nothing came out when I turned it upside down. You
can't eat, you can't penetrate it with the knife. It's
a solid block of honey. So I did what normal
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people would do. I turned around and I took this
three ton jug of honey and I threw it in
the trash can. Okay, I threw it in the recycling,
but I can't tell the difference. Sometimes I turned and
threw it in one of the receptacles. I figured maybe
the hippies would want some honey, or wherever the recycling goes.
Jewish producer Chris of course has to go in there,
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move it into the regular garbage can and then comes
back to complain, to complain that I threw away the
honey he purchased two or three years ago. What Chris,
honey does go bad?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It just went bad. It's sugar. It's sugar. Of course,
it freaking goes bad, Chris. Everything goes If it doesn't
go bad, Buddy, you shouldn't be eating it. Do you
realize that if it doesn't go bad.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Have you ever seen one of those internet things where
someone will uh buy like a quarter pounded with cheese
from McDonald's, and they'll leave it on displayed for like
ten years, and you come back and it looks exactly
the same because of all the horrible stuff in it,
and the whole point, and that is you shouldn't be
eating it if it's still good after two or three years. Chris,
you shouldn't be eating any what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And I'll buy you an extra thing on honey. Okay,
I'll buy you an extra thing of honey to make
up for the crippling financial loss that you didn't get
a proper interest rate or something on the five gallon
thing of honey that I just threw away. I just
want everyone to understand that this is what I deal with. Jesse.
Upon saying goodbye to a guest, would you mind including
his or her first and last name. Yes, it's lazy
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to not skip back and hear it, but Jennifer Glardy
good speaking to you would help me find and follow them. No,
I'm not gonna do that. I respect your request, but
I am a rude hanger upper and I got that
from my old man. Remember I used to tell you
all the time, when my dad was done talking to you,
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he would just kind of hang up. That's it. And
when he and it's not like this was just a
phone thing. If you I've watched him do this, If
you you stopped my dad at the grocery store just
to talk to him. Hey, dog whatever. Whenever he's done
with the conversation, if you take it too long, he'll
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just turn and walk away. You could be mid sentence
and that was it, all right, not saying he's just
gonna turn and walk away, doesn't matter what you're in
the middle of. I inherited that. So no, and plus,
remember my rules. This is a rule that was done
by a guest who I won't name, who was selling
a book, which I have no problem with. My friends.
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If they write a good book and I like it,
I'll tell I'll let them come on try to sell
the book. I'm no issue with that whatsoever. But he
gave We actually went back and timed it. I said
goodbye to him, and he proceeded to give a seven
minute sign off selling his book like the scummiest used
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car salesman in the world. And as soon as we
hung up. The rule was put into place that the
sign offs are quick, and I have the last word
when I say thank you. When I say goodbye, they
might slip in a bye or a word before Chris
can hang up the phone, but that is it. So
now I'm not going to give out full names anymore
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Speaker 1 (19:53):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I got this email today, Jesse. Both Chuck
Schumer and the Democrats went down on the eves of
the down on the eve of the IDEs of March.
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IDEs of March is when Julius Caesar was assassinated. In
case you're wondering what this guy was talking about, now
here's what's happening right now. Remember, Democrats are unpopular, extremely unpopular.
New poll came out. They are actually record breakingly Unpopularican's.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Favorable views of the Democratic Party brand are at a
record low, just twenty nine percent. That's compared to thirty
six percent for Republicans. It is the lowest ever recorded
for Democrats and CNN polling going back more than thirty years.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's bad. When you juxtaposed that with the popularity of Trump,
it's really bad for first of all, the mood of
the country. This really jumped out.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
We asked, folks, is it in the right direction or
the wrong direction? That forty four percent you say right direction.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's up since November.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
And if that doesn't seem like a lot, the last
time it cracked forty percent, you got to go back
to twenty twelve. The last time it actually hit forty
four or higher January of two thousand and four. So
a lot of this is Republicans, but independence that number
is also up since the election.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
On the direction of the Country, Direction of the country,
highest approval of that in two decades. That is disastrous
for a political party. The Democrat Party is in disarray,
and we've discussed this many times on the show, but
we have yet another example of it. They are in dire,
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dire straits because the older, more sane, I know you
hate them, but the more sane, older Democrats who understand
what a winning Democrat coalition looks like, who understands how
to win elections, not make themselves a saying, the Nancy
Pelosis of the world, the Chuck Schumers, these types, the
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older saying or ones, are getting old and weak. They're
getting crowded out and pushed around, and the party is
being handed to morons like Jasmine Crockett, who can't keep
her fat face off the television.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
That's four years from now. If you were asking me
at least in two years, then I would have an
absolute answer. But I can tell you that there are
a lot of people that are watching his leadership in
this moment. This is the moment. We don't even know
what elections will look like in four years, if we
will have elections, and so I definitely think that.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That's Jasmine Crockett being asked about Chuck Schumer. What was
Chuck Schumer's mortal sin? Chuck Schumer decided to get a
few Democrats to sign on to the Continuing Resolution that
just passed instead of shutting down the government. Democrats wanted
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Chuck Schumer to shut down the government. Why didn't he
do it? Well, it's Chuck Schumer. He's a scumbag. He
doesn't care about the country. What he cares about is
the party in winning elections. Chuck Schumer will do anything
to protect the party and to win elections. Chuck Schumer
correctly assumed that Democrats would look even worse than they
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normally do if they were the ones held responsible for
shutting down the country. So he whipped up enough votes
and got the CR pushed through. Because of this mortal sin,
Chuck Schumer, the most powerful Democrat in the Senate has
had to cancel his upcoming book tour.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Backlash on the left is real. In fact, Wolf Chuck
Schumer is scheduled to do a book tour and a
number of cities on a book that he has authored
on anti Semitism. He has just canceled that book tour.
We are learning because of protests that were scheduled from
activist groups who wanted to go after his decision to
agree and allow the government funding bill to go forward
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to avoid a government shut down. They were furious at
his decision to do that. It just shows you the
anger on the left and the Democratic Party. Can they
get it back together?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
This key Chuck Schumer had to cancel his book tour
because the savages on the left were getting ready to
protest the Democrat senator's book tour. Now that all is
amazing in and of itself, but maybe the best part
of this whole thing is how these people continue, because
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they're communists, to lie to themselves. You see communists lie
about everything all the time. Remember that's not you think that.
It bothers you if someone were to call you a liar,
even if you are one, because you don't want to
be thought of in that way. Sin it's negative. But
for the Communists, telling the truth is the negative. He
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knows what he's selling is not something people want. And
so you were taught early on in Democrat politics. You're
taught early on you lie about everything at all times.
When you're asked about abortion, you call it women's reproductive rights.
You lie about everything at all times because the truth
of what you want, of what you like, is horrific.
And so they view all their problems as simply a
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lying problem, not as in, we shouldn't keep lying. They
just view they view their problems as in, wow, we're unpopular,
we must need better lie.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Democrats actually have to do politics now, and that is
where we are. But I do think they have much
more popular policy. These things that Trump wants to do
are very unpopular. The tariffs are unpopular. All of this
is unpopular. So if they can't make this, you know,
if they can't message on this, I don't know what
to tell them.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
If they can't message on this, Democrats are insanely unpopular.
But for these people, they only view it as a
messaging problem. This isn't a one off. Remember Biden used
to say this stuff all the time. And before Biden,
Obama used to say this stuff all the time. I
don't know if you still remember that stuff. Whenever they're asked,
whenever something's unpopular and they're asked about it, they were
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always saying, well, maybe if you'd report on it better,
or well, people just don't understand. But we just have
to work on our messaging. The problem is never the
disastrous evil things. They push the problem as well. I
guess you're not carrying my lies far enough for my
lies need to be better. Biden was always doing this thing.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
I think a polling is where it is.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Well, I don't think Peam by the way, every major
one who won re election and pulling numbers were mine
are now we're.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Pulling aside then right sentiment in this country despite all
these wins.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
I think all they've heard is negative news for three years.
Everything is negative and I'm not being.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Critically Well, yeah, of course they're unhappy you've been reporting
on it. If you just wouldn't report on it, Listen
to Chris Matthews. Listen to Chris Matthews, that longtime Democrat
pundit Membory. You had that stupid Joe hardball listen to
him describe the failure of Democrats at that state of
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the Union. The other nine they.
Speaker 11 (27:22):
Never questioned the facts. They let the President lie about
social Security and say that we're giving benefits to people
who are one hundred and sixty years older to their grandchildren.
We allowed Elon must to go on television and tell
everybody that we're using social Security as a lure to
bring people into the country illegally, that we're giving them
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benefits which were not were given.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We are everyone knows that. Anybody with a brain knows that.
But again they have to lie about everything at all times.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
To illegal people in the country who come in illegally.
We give it to them.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Lie after lie after life and said nothing.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
I'll tell you Carville, James Carver, who said the Democrats
should stay silent, maybe partially right. But where he's wrong
is you have to have a fact checker, and nobody
checks the facts anymore. And the lies are getting through
to the American people.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
They are notice what he said at the end, the
lies are getting through. What he actually means is the
truth is getting through. Forever they controlled everything, there were
only a few places to get the news. They controlled
them all and so they could control everything at all times.
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Now now that that control is coming apart, they are
coming apart because communism cannot exist without the foundation of
lies remaining solid. It's wild the watch. Well, look, there's
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One more segment.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
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Speaker 1 (30:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. And we're gonna be back tomorrow. And
I don't even know. I don't even know what's going
to have happened between now and tomorrow, between the carrier
groups heading over to the Middle East and the JFK
files and everything else. It's gonna be wild. So I
got such a probably touch on a couple of things
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here one Trump and putin they're gonna speak probably tomorrow.
This is about the ceasefire thing. That's something to cross
your fingers for anybody who's not a freaking monster, wants
that war to end, wants people to stop dying. Let's
hope that goes well. Also, I couldn't help but laugh Macrone.
That would be France's big cheese downplays Ukraine peacekeeping force.
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No massive soldiers needed. Remember how fast when Trump Kickselenski
out of the White House. All these European leaders came
out and said we're with you, We're staying with you,
and then that lasted about twenty four hours, and now
they're all, well, I mean, we're not going to send
troops or anything like that. When we said we stand
with you, we were more talking about just kind of
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verbal support, if you will. We weren't actually going to
be there, So that'd be something interesting. Remember what we
talked about, though, Just something to keep in the back
of your mind. Putin is incentivized. He wants it to
stop because he has the territory. He's holding the territory
he wanted. But he also is going to have to
(31:34):
have the pot sweetened now unless Trump can pull off
a miracle because he has a big chunk of Ukrainian
troops surrounded or almost surrounded. I don't know. I keep
getting weird reports on the ground, but they're in trouble.
I know that much. There's a huge chunk of Ukrainian
troops who pushed into Russia. They're being cut off. That's
(31:54):
a huge bargain chip in Putin's favor. So the deal
is probably gonna have to favor him more than you
would like it too, more than I would like it too,
because he holds the lives of all these troops in
his hands. Now, when you get your people cut off
behind enemy lines, that's not good. Now, remember that guy.
(32:18):
There's this guy trying to think where I hurt him.
I think it was on the radio and he talked.
He talks a lot about how they're looting the treasury
of the country. What Chris, But he talks about how
these people are like a bunch of bank robbers, how
we have a criminal government that exists only to loot
the treasury, to pillage the American treasury for their own good.
(32:41):
Remember that guy. I think his name starts with J. Anyway,
it doesn't matter. But Elon Musk sat down with Ted
Cruz and started just elaborating a little bit on some
of the things he's seen as he's gone through the
government books. Here's what he said.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
One of the biggest scam port holes we've uncovered, which
is really crazy, is the government can give money to
a so called nonprofit with with very few controls, and
then that and there's there's no auditing subsequently of that nonprofit,
So there's no So this is where with the you know,
whate quint nine billions, Stacey Arams, Who's who's They didn't
(33:17):
give themselves extremely lavished like insane salaries, expense everything yep,
to the to the nonprofit, you know, buy jets and
homes and all sorts of things.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Live like kings and queens.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yes on the taxpayer done? Correct? You mentioned this is
happening at scale. It's not just one live like kings
and queens. Where have I heard Chris? Well, you were
fresh by Emory? What don't shake your head? Where have
I heard that before? Hey, Corey, Chris doesn't seem to
want to talk. Who's the guy on the radio who
keeps Who's been saying that same thing for years? And
(33:51):
now we're finding out it was all true. Who's who's Chris?
That's not very nice. That's not very nice. No, you
know who? You know exactly who it was is naming
other people? Oh, by the way, along these lines, this
is from Free Beacon. Illinois restricts government contracts to DEI supporters,
propping up a divisive industry. You see, this isn't just
(34:14):
a federal thing, especially if you live in a blue state.
Communists believe in doing two things with government power, rewarding
their friends and punishing their enemies. They are stealing your
tax money and they're handing it out to friends and honestly,
(34:34):
let's be frank family members, so a bunch of it'll
float back to them. To be a Democrat in the
year twenty twenty five means you have found new and
creative ways to bloodsuck money out of the taxpayer's wallet
and it somehow ends up in your bank account. How
(34:55):
many times have I told you we have a criminal government?
And that's why government people going to prison is the
most important mission of the Trump presidency. It's more important
than the border or Yemen, or inflation or anything else,
because only government people going to prison gives us a
(35:15):
chance of them stopping this madness. If none of these
people go to prison for the crimes they've committed, then
we're going to end up right back here in just
a couple of years. Also, this Scott Bessent guy of
Trump's is impressing me, not at all.
Speaker 13 (35:32):
I've been in the investment of business for thirty five years,
and I can tell you that corrections are healthy, They're normal.
What's not healthy is straight up that you get these
your ford markets. That's how you get a financial crisis.
It would have been much healthier if someone had put
the brakes on in six oh seven, we wouldn't have
had the problems in eight. So I'm not worried about
(35:56):
the market.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Okay, I to Little Havana. I was forard my business thing.
When I was just popping in and out. On Saturday,
I had to go down to Miami. And you know
how much I love Cubans. I'm very frank about about.
I don't like all cultures. I just don't. I don't
like all peoples. I don't. I think some cultures are garbage.
And I tell you about the ones I love a lot. Well,
(36:19):
I tell you about the ones I hate too. I
love Cubans. I've always loved Cubans. I love the people,
I love the music, I love the food. I just
love it. And so I went strolling through Little Havana,
and I love Little Havana. I just love I love
those people. And I rolled into this barber shop, all Cubans,
all Cuban barbers, all Cuban customers. I was the only
(36:42):
white guy. And well, I take that back. Cubans can
be very light skinned. I was the only gringo in
the entire place. My wife thought I was a crazy person.
I had the time of my life. What, Chris, Well,
that's exactly right, Chris. You know what was funny is
I was I was working the best I could what
I had and it was all I needed. And he
(37:02):
was asking, you know, which guard do I use on
your head? And I could tell that's what he was asking.
And I was like, oh, no, poor varvar And what Chris?
And I was dropping all these moutras, graciases and stuff
like that. I could tell he was pretty impressed. And
now he's a headline by go.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
You know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
To a is for abortion. Public high school teaches ABC's
for Women's History Month. Remember what I told you at
the very beginning of the show, how there are predators
who have themselves and positions of power all across the country.
It's not just the judges. They're in your kid's school.
Be very, very wary of the predators in your kids' school.
(37:43):
China deports Japanese tourists over Great Wall buttocks. Pick reports states.
Apparently a couple of tourists in their twenties. They mooned
somebody and showed their butts on the Great Wall of China.
And I'll be honest, that's hilarious. Trump confirms the Epstein, JFK,
and MLK files are finally coming out. Okay, I guess
(38:05):
we'll see them. Supposedly, we'll see the JFK files tomorrow.
Just remember, before you get disappointed tomorrow, Daddy Jesse warned
you tonight that you were going to be disappointed. McCrone
says he will announce plans to mobilize civilians. Yes, I'm
sure all the patriotic frenchmen are going to be dying
to march off to war while the barbarians back home
(38:27):
pillage France. I will be back tomorrow to tackle all
the things that are going to happen between now and then.
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Monday, and there's no possible chance I'm going
to get to everything I want to get to this hour.
Don't shake your head, Chris, It's not my fault. The
news is coming at me fast, and as a journalist,
(00:33):
I have to explain exactly what's going on. I'm kidding,
of course, I'm not a journalist, but there's a lot.
So I'm gonna deal with the Auto Penn thing. We'll
touch on the Democrats being in disarray. I haven't even
gotten to the Putin Ukraine stuff, the JFK file thing.
I would touch that yet either that game a couple
hours to now. I have emails, i have one more
(00:55):
story I have to get off my chest. I'm just
never gonna get to all of it. So as promised,
let's talk about what Trump said today because I have
to be Daddy Jesse again, and I'm sorry, this is
my least favorite Jesse. All right, I want to be
happy Jesse, foody, Jesse, white, trash, Jesse, history Jesse. Daddy
(01:19):
Jesse is my least favorite Jesse and it's your least
favorite Jesse. But the problem is America doesn't have enough fathers,
and a lot of the ones we do have are
pretty worthless, and so as a result of that, the
country is overly emotional. They're prone to get whipped up
(01:42):
into a frenzy because we are dadless, fatherless, and what
you need is a father like I had that will
come in and ruin all of your fun in order
to get you back where you need to be and focused.
You can be caught up in all Remember that story
(02:03):
I told you about my dad when I'd saved up
all that money and I finally I was going to
buy this nineteen fifty six Cadillac, and I was so excited,
and my dad stepped in and said, no, you're not
the costume us to fix it. You can't even put
gas in it. No, that's stupid. You're stupid. That's what
I have to do from time to time. This is
(02:24):
my job. Now we all woke up today. If we
saw what Donald Trump said, I guess I'll just go
ahead and read just a couple a little bit. I'm
not gonna do the whole things. You already know it.
The headline is Trump declares Biden auto pen pardons void.
The pardons that sleepy Joe Biden gave the Unselect Committee
(02:48):
of political thugs and many others are hereby declared void
and vacant, vacant and no further effect. So it's Fauci
and the January sixth Committee and all that they don't have.
I have pardons because Joe Biden used auto pen and
all day long. I'm sure you've heard people, maybe you've
seen it on TV, maybe you read it on social media.
(03:10):
Oh my gosh, ees fout, she's going to prison. Woo oh, yeah,
there's no more pardons. Liz Jamie's gone down. So now
now you get Daddy Jesse found she's not going to prison,
much as he deserves it. Liz Cheney, Adam Kin singer
(03:31):
Adam Shift, they're not going to prison, and did take
it a step further. The pardons themselves that look, they
really weren't issued by Joe Biden. Donald Trump cannot void them.
It's not gonna happen. If he even attempts to actually
(03:54):
legally do that, undoubtedly the courts would step in and
stop it. Because Joe Biden, well, the communists surround him,
handing out all those pardons. Yes it was an evil act,
Yes we should change what presidents are allowed to do
with pardons. But all that stuff, evil and horrible as
it was, was perfectly legal. And this is where you're
(04:17):
gonna write me an email and just pause before he
hit send. Let me clarify. I know that Joe Biden
was not a functional adult. I am well aware of that.
I'm well aware that these pardons probably actually aren't legitimate
because it probably wasn't Joe Biden that signed most I know.
I know that, but that's not going to happen. He's
(04:43):
not just going to eliminate the pardons. It's not going
to happen. However, that doesn't mean what he did today
was stupid or worthless or without any point whatsoever. If
you think what he did to is going to end
up with Fauci in prison, then you're sorely mistaken. But
(05:06):
it does do other things. For one, it may very
well force the courts into doing something that we would like.
I don't know how they're going to work this out,
but it may very well force the courts to look
into just how much stuff was Joe Biden actually aware of,
(05:31):
and if he was not a functional adult. How many
executive orders are legitimate? Just because the pardons are going
to hold up, that doesn't mean every executive order is
going to hold up. Maybe if the courts choose to
dig into this and this becomes a thing, maybe we
(05:51):
will get some of Joe Biden's disastrous presidency eliminated. I
wouldn't bank on that, but at least there's a chance
of it. But that, in the end, combined with the
fact it probably makes the Liz Cheney's a little nervous,
it makes Fauci a little nervous. That is really all
you're going to get out of this. I'm sorry, but
(06:15):
I just had to step in and say, the president
can't just revoke pardons by tweet or social media posts.
He can't just assign on it Joe Biden or Joe
Biden's maoist Handler's handed out those pardons, and those pardons,
as painful as it is, are completely valid. So let's
(06:36):
just stick with that. Now, let's move on to the
other thing. I didn't want to address it. Early on
in the show The JFK Files, Trump came out, Chris,
you have that little SoundBite. Trump came out talking about
the JFK Files, and he said this, we.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Are tomorrow announcing and giving all of the Kennedy files.
So people have been waiting for decades for this, and
I've instructed my people.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That are responsible, lots of different people put together by
Chelsea Gabbert, and that's going to be released tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, We're just going to get all this stuff over
with because you don't like Daddy Jesse, and neither do I.
You're going to be disappointed. As we've discussed once before
on the show, Powerful People. If you, if I'll take
this back, if you like me, believe that powerful entities
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killed the President of the United States of America, President
John F. Kennedy. I don't know what entity you believe
did it. Maybe you believe it was the Soviet Union,
or the CIA, or the MOB or the FBI, or
some combination of that or any other entity. Chris is reel.
I don't even actually know. Is that a conspiracy theory?
Probably I could tell. Maybe you used your space lazers, Chris. Anyway,
(08:09):
whatever powerful entity you believe killed the president of the
United States of America, if you believe that, do you
genuinely believe that Back in the nineteen sixties, they organized
the assassination of the President of the United States of
America and then left evidence of their complicity sitting around
(08:33):
for seventy years. Do you think, Evan, Look, we'll call
it CIA, right, because that's what I believe. I think
it was a CIA mob operation. I don't don't know that.
That's what I believe. If you believe the Central Intelligence
Agency killed the President of the United States of America
because he was going to break up the Central Intelligence Agency,
(08:57):
you believe they're powerful enough to organize taking out the
most powerful man on the planet, and then they were
just going to leave the files sitting around. Oh and
do keep in mind this is before the age of
really where everything was digitized computerized. I realized it was
(09:17):
the sixties, and I know computers were around, but not
anything like we had now. So these would have all
been paper records, paper files. You think they were just
going to leave that file in the drawer for seventy years.
Comear what isn't redacted? And I know Trump said it's
(09:38):
not going to be redacted. I get all that, but
what isn't redacted is not going to tell you anything
you don't already know. Or suspect. I am glad he's
doing it, and props to Donald Trump for doing it,
because we need Look, everything needs exposure, everything needs sunlight.
(09:58):
The federal government high things from us for so long
has violated the trust of the American people to the
point they don't trust their government anymore. So I'm glad
he's doing it. It's a good thing. I'm not trying
to Debbie down what he's doing. What I'm trying to
say is, don't think that tomorrow morning you're gonna wake
up and open up the newspaper and you're gonna read
about the director of the CIA pulled the trigger himself.
(10:21):
It's not gonna happen what Chris Chris said. Am I
willing to bet a mustache on it? Buddy? That's not
worth the trouble that I had last time at home Afterwards,
ob did not appreciate the mustache the way I did,
and which is amazing because I think I look a
lot like Tom Selleck with a mustache, maybe without quite
(10:42):
as much hair, but me tom Sellick pretty much the
same guy. I wonder if Tom Selleck takes relief factor.
I bet he does, because I still see him on TV.
He's moving around pretty good. That's not a guy in
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still giving him strength. I don't know, but I would
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Speaker 1 (11:57):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday.
So happy to be here and we'll get to we'll
get to the looting of the treasury here in a
few the Democrat Party in disarray, and so much more.
But I just have to have to say something that
just happened during the break. So I have to explain
(12:21):
first what Chris, I can provide an explanation. I have
to explain first why I was doing what I was
doing during the break. What I was doing during the break,
I was making myself a little cup of tea. Okay,
shut up, Chris. I'm not a tea man. I'm a
(12:44):
coffee man, all right. I because I you know, I
do a TV show too. So I talked for four
hours a day, three hours of radio, an hour of TV.
I'm not complaining, obviously it's not even a job. But
after four hours of talking, sometimes the vocal cords they
(13:10):
they need a little cup of tea. And so Chris
bought this. You bought it, Chris, I don't know what
you're making faces for. Chris bought this tea called gosh,
he bought this TV that's called throat Coat and the
TV the tea is for people who do what I do,
and singers and things like that. So I warmed up
(13:30):
a little cup of tea during shut up, Chris, during
the break we have had in our kitchen here in
the studio, I would guess for three years, at least
two years. The largest container of honey you have ever
seen in your life? Do you know what? You know
(13:54):
what a normal container of honey looks like. You get it.
You've seen honey in the grocery store. Right. How much
did you say that container was that you bought? Chris? Yeah,
Jewish producer, Chris, I kid you not to save money,
is what it is. Bought a five pound jug of honey. Now,
(14:18):
we don't use much honey here. On occasion, I'll have
a little cup of tea for my voice. What Chris was?
Chris said, in his defense, he was going to make
meat with it. Yeah, we'll see that mead the same
time we see the mustard. Chris. Okay, So virtually the
entire ten gallon jug of honey has been in the
(14:41):
kitchen forever. It is now, because this is two or
three years old, a solid block. It's no longer honey.
Nothing came out when I turned it upside down. You
can't eat, you can't penetrate it with the knife. It's
a solid block of honey. So I did what normal
(15:02):
people would do. I turned around and I took this
three ton jug of honey and I threw it in
the trash can. Okay, I threw it in the recycling,
but I can't tell the difference. Sometimes I turned and
threw it in one of the receptacles. I figured maybe
the hippies would want some honey, or wherever the recycling goes.
Jewish producer Chris of course has to go in there,
(15:24):
move it into the regular garbage can and then comes
back to complain, to complain that I threw away the
honey he purchased two or three years ago. What Chris,
honey does go bad?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It just went bad. It's sugar. It's sugar. Of course,
it freaking goes bad, Chris. Everything goes If it doesn't
go bad, Buddy, you shouldn't be eating it. Do you
realize that if it doesn't go bad.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Have you ever seen one of those internet things where
someone will uh buy like a quarter pounded with cheese
from McDonald's, and they'll leave it on displayed for like
ten years, and you come back and it looks exactly
the same because of all the horrible stuff in it,
and the whole point, and that is you shouldn't be
eating it if it's still good after two or three years. Chris,
you shouldn't be eating any what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And I'll buy you an extra thing on honey. Okay,
I'll buy you an extra thing of honey to make
up for the crippling financial loss that you didn't get
a proper interest rate or something on the five gallon
thing of honey that I just threw away. I just
want everyone to understand that this is what I deal with. Jesse.
Upon saying goodbye to a guest, would you mind including
his or her first and last name. Yes, it's lazy
(16:39):
to not skip back and hear it, but Jennifer Glardy
good speaking to you would help me find and follow them. No,
I'm not gonna do that. I respect your request, but
I am a rude hanger upper and I got that
from my old man. Remember I used to tell you
all the time, when my dad was done talking to you,
(17:00):
he would just kind of hang up. That's it. And
when he and it's not like this was just a
phone thing. If you I've watched him do this, If
you you stopped my dad at the grocery store just
to talk to him. Hey, dog whatever. Whenever he's done
with the conversation, if you take it too long, he'll
(17:20):
just turn and walk away. You could be mid sentence
and that was it, all right, not saying he's just
gonna turn and walk away, doesn't matter what you're in
the middle of. I inherited that. So no, and plus,
remember my rules. This is a rule that was done
by a guest who I won't name, who was selling
a book, which I have no problem with. My friends.
(17:41):
If they write a good book and I like it,
I'll tell I'll let them come on try to sell
the book. I'm no issue with that whatsoever. But he
gave We actually went back and timed it. I said
goodbye to him, and he proceeded to give a seven
minute sign off selling his book like the scummiest used
(18:02):
car salesman in the world. And as soon as we
hung up. The rule was put into place that the
sign offs are quick, and I have the last word
when I say thank you. When I say goodbye, they
might slip in a bye or a word before Chris
can hang up the phone, but that is it. So
now I'm not going to give out full names anymore
(18:24):
at all. Go download the podcast on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Also,
have you looked at what's happening in the Middle East
right now? Remember we talked about the hoo Thies earlier.
Rumor has it multiple aircraft carriers are that way, are
heading that way, and Donald Trump is threatening Iran with
(18:48):
military strikes. Now, what does all this have to do
with anything? You know what that stuff does to markets?
You know what it does to markets. Did you see
gold just hit the record? Three thousand gold? Silver lasts forever?
Is there a single other thing you can name, a
(19:09):
single other thing you can put your money in that
lasts forever? Land, real estate, precious metals, That's what it is.
Let gold Code get some into your retirement. Let them
get some into your physical possession. You don't have to
go crazy. Get whatever you can do. No, Chris, Honey
doesn't last forever. No, it does not. No, Sorry, sorry,
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Speaker 1 (19:53):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I got this email today, Jesse. Both Chuck
Schumer and the Democrats went down on the eves of
the down on the eve of the IDEs of March.
(20:13):
IDEs of March is when Julius Caesar was assassinated. In
case you're wondering what this guy was talking about, now
here's what's happening right now. Remember, Democrats are unpopular, extremely unpopular.
New poll came out. They are actually record breakingly Unpopularican's.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Favorable views of the Democratic Party brand are at a
record low, just twenty nine percent. That's compared to thirty
six percent for Republicans. It is the lowest ever recorded
for Democrats and CNN polling going back more than thirty years.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's bad. When you juxtaposed that with the popularity of Trump,
it's really bad for first of all, the mood of
the country. This really jumped out.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
We asked, folks, is it in the right direction or
the wrong direction? That forty four percent you say right direction.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's up since November.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
And if that doesn't seem like a lot, the last
time it cracked forty percent, you got to go back
to twenty twelve. The last time it actually hit forty
four or higher January of two thousand and four. So
a lot of this is Republicans, but independence that number
is also up since the election.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
On the direction of the Country, Direction of the country,
highest approval of that in two decades. That is disastrous
for a political party. The Democrat Party is in disarray,
and we've discussed this many times on the show, but
we have yet another example of it. They are in dire,
(21:43):
dire straits because the older, more sane, I know you
hate them, but the more sane, older Democrats who understand
what a winning Democrat coalition looks like, who understands how
to win elections, not make themselves a saying, the Nancy
Pelosis of the world, the Chuck Schumers, these types, the
(22:04):
older saying or ones, are getting old and weak. They're
getting crowded out and pushed around, and the party is
being handed to morons like Jasmine Crockett, who can't keep
her fat face off the television.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
That's four years from now. If you were asking me
at least in two years, then I would have an
absolute answer. But I can tell you that there are
a lot of people that are watching his leadership in
this moment. This is the moment. We don't even know
what elections will look like in four years, if we
will have elections, and so I definitely think that.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That's Jasmine Crockett being asked about Chuck Schumer. What was
Chuck Schumer's mortal sin? Chuck Schumer decided to get a
few Democrats to sign on to the Continuing Resolution that
just passed instead of shutting down the government. Democrats wanted
(23:00):
Chuck Schumer to shut down the government. Why didn't he
do it? Well, it's Chuck Schumer. He's a scumbag. He
doesn't care about the country. What he cares about is
the party in winning elections. Chuck Schumer will do anything
to protect the party and to win elections. Chuck Schumer
correctly assumed that Democrats would look even worse than they
(23:23):
normally do if they were the ones held responsible for
shutting down the country. So he whipped up enough votes
and got the CR pushed through. Because of this mortal sin,
Chuck Schumer, the most powerful Democrat in the Senate has
had to cancel his upcoming book tour.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Backlash on the left is real. In fact, Wolf Chuck
Schumer is scheduled to do a book tour and a
number of cities on a book that he has authored
on anti Semitism. He has just canceled that book tour.
We are learning because of protests that were scheduled from
activist groups who wanted to go after his decision to
agree and allow the government funding bill to go forward
(24:06):
to avoid a government shut down. They were furious at
his decision to do that. It just shows you the
anger on the left and the Democratic Party. Can they
get it back together?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
This key Chuck Schumer had to cancel his book tour
because the savages on the left were getting ready to
protest the Democrat senator's book tour. Now that all is
amazing in and of itself, but maybe the best part
of this whole thing is how these people continue, because
(24:39):
they're communists, to lie to themselves. You see communists lie
about everything all the time. Remember that's not you think that.
It bothers you if someone were to call you a liar,
even if you are one, because you don't want to
be thought of in that way. Sin it's negative. But
for the Communists, telling the truth is the negative. He
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knows what he's selling is not something people want. And
so you were taught early on in Democrat politics. You're
taught early on you lie about everything at all times.
When you're asked about abortion, you call it women's reproductive rights.
You lie about everything at all times because the truth
of what you want, of what you like, is horrific.
And so they view all their problems as simply a
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lying problem, not as in, we shouldn't keep lying. They
just view they view their problems as in, wow, we're unpopular,
we must need better lie.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Democrats actually have to do politics now, and that is
where we are. But I do think they have much
more popular policy. These things that Trump wants to do
are very unpopular. The tariffs are unpopular. All of this
is unpopular. So if they can't make this, you know,
if they can't message on this, I don't know what
to tell them.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
If they can't message on this, Democrats are insanely unpopular.
But for these people, they only view it as a
messaging problem. This isn't a one off. Remember Biden used
to say this stuff all the time. And before Biden,
Obama used to say this stuff all the time. I
don't know if you still remember that stuff. Whenever they're asked,
whenever something's unpopular and they're asked about it, they were
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always saying, well, maybe if you'd report on it better,
or well, people just don't understand. But we just have
to work on our messaging. The problem is never the
disastrous evil things. They push the problem as well. I
guess you're not carrying my lies far enough for my
lies need to be better. Biden was always doing this thing.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
I think a polling is where it is.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Well, I don't think Peam by the way, every major
one who won re election and pulling numbers were mine
are now we're.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Pulling aside then right sentiment in this country despite all
these wins.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
I think all they've heard is negative news for three years.
Everything is negative and I'm not being.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Critically Well, yeah, of course they're unhappy you've been reporting
on it. If you just wouldn't report on it, Listen
to Chris Matthews. Listen to Chris Matthews, that longtime Democrat
pundit Membory. You had that stupid Joe hardball listen to
him describe the failure of Democrats at that state of
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the Union. The other nine they.
Speaker 11 (27:22):
Never questioned the facts. They let the President lie about
social Security and say that we're giving benefits to people
who are one hundred and sixty years older to their grandchildren.
We allowed Elon must to go on television and tell
everybody that we're using social Security as a lure to
bring people into the country illegally, that we're giving them
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benefits which were not were given.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We are everyone knows that. Anybody with a brain knows that.
But again they have to lie about everything at all times.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
To illegal people in the country who come in illegally.
We give it to them.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Lie after lie after life and said nothing.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
I'll tell you Carville, James Carver, who said the Democrats
should stay silent, maybe partially right. But where he's wrong
is you have to have a fact checker, and nobody
checks the facts anymore. And the lies are getting through
to the American people.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
They are notice what he said at the end, the
lies are getting through. What he actually means is the
truth is getting through. Forever they controlled everything, there were
only a few places to get the news. They controlled
them all and so they could control everything at all times.
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Now now that that control is coming apart, they are
coming apart because communism cannot exist without the foundation of
lies remaining solid. It's wild the watch. Well, look, there's
a couple things at play here. There's all that, and
there's the fact that so many Americans are taking male
vitality stacks and female vitality stacks that their brains are
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working better. You know, if you were to say the
sky is green, even five six years ago, a lot
of Americans would actually believe the sky is green. But
since then, the anti communists at Chalk have been getting
these natural herbal supplements into people's bodies, and their minds
are working better. When you have a country full of
dudes who have a twenty percent increase in their testosterone
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in ninety days because they're taking male vitality stacks from Chalk,
you can't lie to a guy like that. His mine
works too well. Same thing for the ladies with female
vitality stacks. The truth is, it's not just the emergence
of new alternate forms of media. It's Chalk responsible for
all this. Do you want to be involved in that?
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One more segment.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. And we're gonna be back tomorrow. And
I don't even know. I don't even know what's going
to have happened between now and tomorrow, between the carrier
groups heading over to the Middle East and the JFK
files and everything else. It's gonna be wild. So I
got such a probably touch on a couple of things
(30:25):
here one Trump and putin they're gonna speak probably tomorrow.
This is about the ceasefire thing. That's something to cross
your fingers for anybody who's not a freaking monster, wants
that war to end, wants people to stop dying. Let's
hope that goes well. Also, I couldn't help but laugh Macrone.
That would be France's big cheese downplays Ukraine peacekeeping force.
(30:49):
No massive soldiers needed. Remember how fast when Trump Kickselenski
out of the White House. All these European leaders came
out and said we're with you, We're staying with you,
and then that lasted about twenty four hours, and now
they're all, well, I mean, we're not going to send
troops or anything like that. When we said we stand
with you, we were more talking about just kind of
(31:12):
verbal support, if you will. We weren't actually going to
be there, So that'd be something interesting. Remember what we
talked about, though, Just something to keep in the back
of your mind. Putin is incentivized. He wants it to
stop because he has the territory. He's holding the territory
he wanted. But he also is going to have to
(31:34):
have the pot sweetened now unless Trump can pull off
a miracle because he has a big chunk of Ukrainian
troops surrounded or almost surrounded. I don't know. I keep
getting weird reports on the ground, but they're in trouble.
I know that much. There's a huge chunk of Ukrainian
troops who pushed into Russia. They're being cut off. That's
(31:54):
a huge bargain chip in Putin's favor. So the deal
is probably gonna have to favor him more than you
would like it too, more than I would like it too,
because he holds the lives of all these troops in
his hands. Now, when you get your people cut off
behind enemy lines, that's not good. Now, remember that guy.
(32:18):
There's this guy trying to think where I hurt him.
I think it was on the radio and he talked.
He talks a lot about how they're looting the treasury
of the country. What Chris, But he talks about how
these people are like a bunch of bank robbers, how
we have a criminal government that exists only to loot
the treasury, to pillage the American treasury for their own good.
(32:41):
Remember that guy. I think his name starts with J. Anyway,
it doesn't matter. But Elon Musk sat down with Ted
Cruz and started just elaborating a little bit on some
of the things he's seen as he's gone through the
government books. Here's what he said.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
One of the biggest scam port holes we've uncovered, which
is really crazy, is the government can give money to
a so called nonprofit with with very few controls, and
then that and there's there's no auditing subsequently of that nonprofit,
So there's no So this is where with the you know,
whate quint nine billions, Stacey Arams, Who's who's They didn't
(33:17):
give themselves extremely lavished like insane salaries, expense everything yep,
to the to the nonprofit, you know, buy jets and
homes and all sorts of things.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Live like kings and queens.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yes on the taxpayer done? Correct? You mentioned this is
happening at scale. It's not just one live like kings
and queens. Where have I heard Chris? Well, you were
fresh by Emory? What don't shake your head? Where have
I heard that before? Hey, Corey, Chris doesn't seem to
want to talk. Who's the guy on the radio who
keeps Who's been saying that same thing for years? And
(33:51):
now we're finding out it was all true. Who's who's Chris?
That's not very nice. That's not very nice. No, you
know who? You know exactly who it was is naming
other people? Oh, by the way, along these lines, this
is from Free Beacon. Illinois restricts government contracts to DEI supporters,
propping up a divisive industry. You see, this isn't just
(34:14):
a federal thing, especially if you live in a blue state.
Communists believe in doing two things with government power, rewarding
their friends and punishing their enemies. They are stealing your
tax money and they're handing it out to friends and honestly,
(34:34):
let's be frank family members, so a bunch of it'll
float back to them. To be a Democrat in the
year twenty twenty five means you have found new and
creative ways to bloodsuck money out of the taxpayer's wallet
and it somehow ends up in your bank account. How
(34:55):
many times have I told you we have a criminal government?
And that's why government people going to prison is the
most important mission of the Trump presidency. It's more important
than the border or Yemen, or inflation or anything else,
because only government people going to prison gives us a
(35:15):
chance of them stopping this madness. If none of these
people go to prison for the crimes they've committed, then
we're going to end up right back here in just
a couple of years. Also, this Scott Bessent guy of
Trump's is impressing me, not at all.
Speaker 13 (35:32):
I've been in the investment of business for thirty five years,
and I can tell you that corrections are healthy, They're normal.
What's not healthy is straight up that you get these
your ford markets. That's how you get a financial crisis.
It would have been much healthier if someone had put
the brakes on in six oh seven, we wouldn't have
had the problems in eight. So I'm not worried about
(35:56):
the market.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Okay, I to Little Havana. I was forard my business thing.
When I was just popping in and out. On Saturday,
I had to go down to Miami. And you know
how much I love Cubans. I'm very frank about about.
I don't like all cultures. I just don't. I don't
like all peoples. I don't. I think some cultures are garbage.
And I tell you about the ones I love a lot. Well,
(36:19):
I tell you about the ones I hate too. I
love Cubans. I've always loved Cubans. I love the people,
I love the music, I love the food. I just
love it. And so I went strolling through Little Havana,
and I love Little Havana. I just love I love
those people. And I rolled into this barber shop, all Cubans,
all Cuban barbers, all Cuban customers. I was the only
(36:42):
white guy. And well, I take that back. Cubans can
be very light skinned. I was the only gringo in
the entire place. My wife thought I was a crazy person.
I had the time of my life. What, Chris, Well,
that's exactly right, Chris. You know what was funny is
I was I was working the best I could what
I had and it was all I needed. And he
(37:02):
was asking, you know, which guard do I use on
your head? And I could tell that's what he was asking.
And I was like, oh, no, poor varvar And what Chris?
And I was dropping all these moutras, graciases and stuff
like that. I could tell he was pretty impressed. And
now he's a headline by go.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
You know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
To a is for abortion. Public high school teaches ABC's
for Women's History Month. Remember what I told you at
the very beginning of the show, how there are predators
who have themselves and positions of power all across the country.
It's not just the judges. They're in your kid's school.
Be very, very wary of the predators in your kids' school.
(37:43):
China deports Japanese tourists over Great Wall buttocks. Pick reports states.
Apparently a couple of tourists in their twenties. They mooned
somebody and showed their butts on the Great Wall of China.
And I'll be honest, that's hilarious. Trump confirms the Epstein, JFK,
and MLK files are finally coming out. Okay, I guess
(38:05):
we'll see them. Supposedly, we'll see the JFK files tomorrow.
Just remember, before you get disappointed tomorrow, Daddy Jesse warned
you tonight that you were going to be disappointed. McCrone
says he will announce plans to mobilize civilians. Yes, I'm
sure all the patriotic frenchmen are going to be dying
to march off to war while the barbarians back home
(38:27):
pillage France. I will be back tomorrow to tackle all
the things that are going to happen between now and then.
That's all
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