December 12, 2024 • 38 mins
The dangers of a half open door. Invading Northern Mexico to stop the cartels.How do ambushes know where to be. Do chicken wings suck? Buying parts of the border wall. What can churches do to attract men? Sounding bad to Norma and Norma by acting like a barbarian. Who’s primary loss would send the loudest message?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
an incredible ass Doctor Jesse Thursday. If I say so myself,
we'll talk about invading northern Mexico. Do these commies know
they're commies? The American types are chicken wings? Any good?
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All that and maybe just some more fun with the
Google stuff and so much more coming up tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now to finish my thought,
guy had emailed in, do you think we could just
invade northern Mexico and wipe out the cartels? Now? I
gave you a bunch of background on that. If you're
just now joining us, you cannot go download the podcast
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if you want the background on Mexico, the cartels, how
they came to be. There are things that sound great
on the campaign trail, but they are not that great
in practice. It is a very very very difficult thing
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to walk into any area, forget cartel whatever, to walk
into any area, take their current form of government, remove
it and replace it with a form of government you want.
Regime change is how it's oftentimes described. Chris said Afghanistan,
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but really pick your poison, pick your one. It's very,
very difficult, and people people fall in love with the
idea of it because almost universally, you're removing somebody or
something that's bad. So Afghanistan, for example, Chris brought it up,
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so we'll go there. We said we were going to
get Ben Lauden. Let's set that aside. Eventually we switched
the mission to, well, we have to remove the Taliban. Okay, Well,
it's easy to convince people to hate the Taliban. The
Taliban or freaking wretched. They're barbarians. They don't even let
little girls go to school. And if it's awful, they're horrible.
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So you get people all lathered up and rallied for
a cause. Look how bad these guys are. Yeah, Lisia
removed them. Yeah, and then we'll just replace them. But
people are so used to going along with it, they're like, yeah,
but replace them with who or whom if you will,
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and how are you gonna do that? Look what's happening
in Syria as we speak right now, Asad that dirt
ball in his father were butchers, butchers of people. Yeah,
it's easy to get the people all lathered up and
to convince them that this butcher needs to go, and
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maybe he does, but replacing him is infinitely more difficult.
Now there's a lot of talk people love because we
talk about fentanyl and we're worried about the drugs and
rapists and murders coming across the border, and we understand
the cartels facilitate a lot of that. And I got
all that. I got that. I think I'm one of
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the only people in the country, at least on our side,
who is dead set against going into Mexico. You know,
when we talk about taking out the cartels, people have
these visions of dropping Delta Force from up in the
clouds into the one cartel compound like you see in
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the movies, and they'll slip through the gates with their
envgs on and bepep take out thirty forty cartail guys
in boom. Cartels go on. But that is not how
it works at all. The cartel is the government. The
cartel makes the roads, paves the roads, The cartel builds
the schools, the cartel pays for the weddings. And this
is not me praising them. In areas in Mexico, they
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are the government. I told you the story one of
my buddies, one of my Mexican buddies, his family. They
were down there visiting other family in Mexico and they
were driving, and they were driving across one of the
areas held by the cartels, that's where their family lived,
and they were stopped. Cartel guys machine guns, the works,
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scary looking. Who are you? Why are you here? They said,
we are this, this, and this, show me ID again,
just like the cops. Would they show them? I D
who are you here to see? Who are here to visit?
I'm here to visit my aunt, my uncle. Stay right there.
We have to verify this. Sit right there on the
side of the road, peeing your pants. The cartel guys
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did exactly what they said they were gonna do. Went
got on the phone, got on the radio. Hey, these
people say they're here. Do these people live here? Who
are they here to see? Verified everything? Cartel guys walked
right back to the car. Here's your ID back. Not
only can you go, you are officially protected while you
were in our area. Have a nice drive, go see
your family. I'm not again, I'm not acting like these
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are warm codly people. I'm really not. But they are
the government of the area. So if you say you
want to go in and just take out the cartels,
what are you replacing it with? And how are you
planning on doing that in a country that has been
ruled by feudal lords since the Spanish were ruling the place.
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They have new feudal lords. Now, how are you going
to replace that? This goes back to well, Chris brought
it off. Chris is just saying the same thing something
I've talked about a lot on this show. We Americans
because we have a Christian founding. It was Christians that
founded the country. We have a real inclination towards Christianity,
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which obviously I like, it's a good thing. There is
also something with that where we have we have always
struggled with the idea of conquest and ruling people. If
the Indians, American Indian tribes are famously used now by
the dirty comedies we genocided them, but Americans were struggling
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with what to do with the Indians from the moment
we encountered them. It was never straightforward, it was never universal.
It was always what should we do? Should we leave
them alone? But we can't leave them alone. We kind
of have to take this but we don't want to
take it. We don't want to be mean, but we
can't let them do. I'm not really comfortable. You go
back and read anything on it. There were always arguments,
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what did we do here? I'm not sure, I'm not comfortable.
I shouldn't, we can't. And so when it comes to
things like conquest, eric Kens are famously squeamish. For really
the reason I just laid out, I'm actually doing some
reading right now. When we were dealing with this problem,
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I'll get into the details another time, and we were
obsessed with this term benevolent assimilation. What a term right
assimilation is? You're taking people who are not part of
your culture and you're essentially pretty much forcing them to
be part of your culture. You will learn my language,
will learn my lodge, you'll learn my customs. But of
course we didn't like that. So hey, let's benevolent assimilation.
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That sounds so much better. We do things better here.
If you want to take a place, take a place,
don't take it halfway. The dangers of half conquest. A
closed door generally cannot hurt you, An open door cannot
hurt you. You know what'll split your head open? That
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half open door when you walk into the side of it,
half conquests. We can argue all day long, you and me,
and it would be it's a fascinating debate when you
get into it with friends. We can argue about the
the rightness, the righteousness of full conquest just taking a place. Hey,
I like it here. I think I'll kill anyone who
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gets in my way and make it mine. We can
argue about the morality of full conquest, but half conquest
ain't no good thing. Yeah, Chris brought up Gaza a
very good point. Israelis. They've been having trouble with Palestine
since they moved into the place. Jews from around the
world came to Israel to set up a place for
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themselves where they could feel safe, safe from persecution. And
you know what Jews from around the world did in
that area, They conquered it. They had previously been there,
They got scattered to the winds by the Romans, so
they weren't they anymore, and they came back in using
a variety of tactics, some violent, some not, but they
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conquered it. They conquered an area, but they didn't conquer
the whole thing. They conquered an area, but then like, wow,
I mean Palestine. I guess look they can stay, all right,
We're gonna we'll let We'll let them stay. How has
that worked out? Both for Israel and the people of Palestine?
Are the people in Palestine under Hamas's rule? Are they
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better off because of the half conquest? No? They're not.
And the people the poor people in Israel. You can't
go to a freaking music concert in southern Israel without
a thousand barbarians falling from the clouds to butcher and
rape your women. How did half conquest help America? American Indians?
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Have you ever been to an Indian reservation? They're wretched,
freaking horrible. Are the Indians better off being stuck? They're
hubs of t trafficking, human trafficking, drug trafficking, alcoholism, poverty,
and they're so freaking sad the conditions those people live
in on reservations right here in America? Did we do
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the right thing with that half conquest? Well, we're gonna
take your lands and we're taking this, but we'll give
you this little spot. Here's a big spot in Oklahoma.
I'm sure it'll be nice. Yeah, it ain't that nice
when you live there. Trust me, I know all about them.
Ain't that nice? Speaking of October seventh, because of their
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proximity to people who hate them, people in Israel are
freaking still dying, butchered all the time, rockets coming down.
You can't stand on a bus stoped street corner without
some terrorists pulling out a knife and stabbing you to death.
And the IFCJ, the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews,
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has spent over forty years helping people on the ground,
trying to provide as much security as they can. Sometimes
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and remember you can also leave them by voicemail. About
an ambush? How do the enemy know where you're going
to be in order to perform an ambush? That's the
thing that's got me puzzled. Okay, how do the enemy
know where you're going to be so you can perform
an ambush? All right? Now, have you ever seen? Uh?
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What's it? What's Istanbul? I'm not talking about personally. I've
only been through the airport, so I'm not acting like
I've spent any time there. But you know where Istanbul is?
Right if you don't, but please look it up right now,
it's right as long as you're not driving. Look up Istanbul.
All right, this will come back to ambushes, trust me
on this. Istanbul Turkey. Wow, look at that. Look at
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where it is if you zoom in just a little bit. Wow,
that sure seems like that's probably a pretty advantageous location,
isn't it. It connects the Black Sea with the Mediterranean.
Look at that Black Sea. You see the Black Sea.
You have all these countries Black Sea. You've got Ukraine, Russia,
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all these places. They're all these Black Sea countries. And
then the only way by boat down into the Mediterranean
is right through that little narrow waterway the Istanbul sits on. Now,
Istanbul wasn't always there before that, it was Constantinople. Why
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is there always a major city right there? Because the
location of it, because of the harbor and everything else,
the location of where it is is so advantageous that
if you could this is not what we want, but
if you could, if you could, wipe out every single
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human being on the planet, but you save five hundred people,
that's where I am. But you wipe out every single
person on the planet, and you save five hundred people,
and you wiped out all the cities, all the buildings,
and any remnants of them. So the world is just
wild again. To snap your fingers, there's only five hundred
people left and everything else is gone. God breaks his promise,
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which I know you won't do, Lord, and he floods
the whole freaking place again, wipes it all out. And
everything's gone, and now you're starting all over again. Five
hundred people right here in Texas on the planet. Do
you know that if you came back one hundred or
two hundred years later, cross my heart and hope to die,
there would be a city right where Istanbul stands today,
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and right where Constantinople stood before it, and right where
other people have been before it. Why Because it's so
advantageous strategically, someone's gonna put a city there. It doesn't
take a genius. You have the flaxia, you have the meditant.
This is an important location when it comes to ambushing somebody.
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In the movies, you're watching a movie, a movie about Vietnam.
Let's say, let's say you're watching Patoon, one of the
great Vietnam movies. You're watching Patoon and they're getting ready
to ambush I remember this scene, Charlie Sheen's and there
are all these guys that are in there, Tom Behringer.
They're getting ready to ambush some Vietnamese in the middle
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of the night. But in the movies, all you're seeing
is jungles and moonlights and starlights, and it doesn't how
did they ever know somebody was coming well, you can
look at a piece of terrain and you can know
if someone is going to walk through here, they're going
to walk through here specifically for a variety of reasons.
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Maybe there's a river on this side, a cliff on
that side. Maybe it's a natural draw that they know
how to set up ambushes for the same reason they
knew how to set up and still know booby traps
in certain places. How do all these guys end up
stepping on land mines or stepping into booby traps of
some kind because they're walking along natural footpaths. That makes
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sense with the terrain, So you know eventually someone is
going to come walking down this footpath because it just
makes sense. Does that make sense? I hope that explained it.
It's not that much of a mystery. If I have
a well use this example. If I have a hilltop fort,
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I found a hill, I have a fort. I am
going to if I am a military commander at all,
worth my salt. This is just the most basic thing
in the world. I am going to step away from
that fort, and I am going to look at it
from an enemy's perspective, and I'm going to figure out
from an enemy's perspective. Wow, here I am, I'm down
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on the bottom. There is a fort I want to
take on top of the hill. How should I get
up there? What's the best way for me to get
up there? Ooh? Right around this side. It looks like
the fort doesn't have the best view of this side.
And there's this kind of natural little draw where we
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can walk up this side. And if you're a commander
worth your salt, that's where you're gonna put some defenses.
That's where you're gonna put some alarms, because you've already
studied it in World War Two? Any of these island
hopping things the Marines in the army did against the
Japanese in some of these places. How did the Japanese
islands are big? You only have so many machine guns?
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How did the Japanese? How did they know where the
Americans would land? Because there's only so many places you
can land on an island. There's cliffs over here, we
can't get through here. We know the Americans are clearly
going to land here, So this is where we'll put
up our machine gun nest. That explain it, Chris? Did
that explain it? I knew it would what Chris I
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was asking. I knew i'd nail it. Now, I know
you're not confused. Chris, quit telling lies. Now, you know what.
I'm confused. Why everyone doesn't own a four week emergency
food kit already? That confuses me. How much more chaos
do we need to see out there? Do you need
one of these Iranian drones to take out a power grid?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I hope they're not Iranian, and I hope they're not
going to do that. But everyone needs emergency food. That's basic.
Walk into your pantry and really take an honest assessment
of your pantry. How long can the people in your
home live off the non perishable food you have in
your pantry. It's not as long as you think. When
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I first did this a while ago, I was frankly mortified.
I thought to myself, Oh, I'm sure we'll be fine.
I think it was like three days and we were
going to be toast. My Patriots Supply has four week
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Remember
you could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
I have some bad news and I have some worst news.
The bad news is the Biden administration is so insanely corrupt.
America's communists are so dedicated to keeping the border open
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that they're currently taking the materials Trump would use for
the border wall, and they're auctioning the materials off for
virtually nothing, trying to make it as difficult as humanly
possible to secure the border. That's how anti American and
evil these people are. That's the bad news. The worst
news is Jewish producer Chris is currently on the auction
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site thinking about purchasing some because the prices are so low.
I'm not even kidding. I wish I was making this
up on my life. I wish Chris just turn off
the website. You're not buying anything. I understand. It's a
great savings I get it. Please no more, no more,
Dear Thursday Oracle. Does Elizabeth Warren actually know she's a communist? Yeah, yes,
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Elizabeth Warren does, a lot of Americans, many Americans, most
American Democrats do. Not that Democrat family member you have.
They really genuinely think they're just I'm just a liberal. Oh,
I'm kind of on the left. I'm a liberal. I'm
a progressive. They love saying these things because it soothes
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their conscience. They understand their communist adjacent they get that.
But no, I'm not one of those.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, I'm not. I'm not like one of these Soviet
Union style communists. No, oh, what's that you don't You
don't have your vaccine? Oh I think you should be fired.
Oh your child doesn't have a vaccine. I think you
should be arrested and put into a camp. But no,
I'm not a communist. No, I'm not a Soviet style communist.
Oh yeah, hey, Jesse, are chicken wings worth the hype?
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I say, no, chicken wings are probably the superior way
to eat chicken. I had some chicken wings today, and
you know these are you know, chicken wings are slave food.
This goes back to slavery. We would here in America week.
I promise I wasn't participating, but they obviously did. Weren't
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going to give the black slaves. They weren't going to
give them the choices, the choice pieces of anything they
wanted them to eat. But you weren't gonna get the
choice pieces of stuff. So if you killed a chicken,
you're gonna take the breasts and the thighs and the
more meaty things, and you're gonna take that in for yourself.
And what do you do. You leave the wings on there.
You chuck that to your slaves, and now they've got
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to figure out a way to make it more edible.
Corn Bread is a great example of this as well.
You know, cornbread slave fruit, slave food. You don't want
to give the actual corn to slaves. That's good stuff,
the owners would want it, but you grind it up
into corn meal, toss it to the slaves. Hey, here's
some cornmeal. Figure out what to do with it. And
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it's fantastic, absolutely delicious. So from an ugly history can
come something beautiful like chicken wings. I had some garlic
butter chicken wings today, garlic butter. Gosh, they were dynamite.
And I stopped at this place. I'm angry at myself
because to this day I cannot remember the name of it,
and I always remember the name of it. But we
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were read outside. We weren't in Knoxville, Tennessee, so we
weren't even We were outside of it, I want to say,
by some mileage ten miles, fifteen miles. And there was
this barbecue place that was clearly a huge hit. Remember
when it comes to restaurants, lines don't lie, and full
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parking lots don't lie. If there's a bunch of cars there,
there's a line there. That's where you need to go eat.
And we went into this barbecue place and they had
smoked and then baked and then fried the wings. Oh
my gosh, Oh Chris, they were so good. And they
had their homemade ranch and homemade blue cheese, all their
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homemade dressings. Oh my gosh, I'm starving now. Jesse, thanks
for an awesome radio show. It means more than you know.
Merry Christmas to you and your family and to Cory
and Chris. His name is Mike. Merry Christmas to you too,
Hey Jesse. As a pastor, I wanted you to know
that God loved you despite your freakishly small hands and
habit of eating crayons. Next month, I was speaking at
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a conference for Christian men. I've been asked to talk
about how churches can make themselves more of a place
men want to attend. I have some ideas, but I
was curious was what you would say, since you're always
railing on wimpy pastors, and rightly so. I already tell
every guy I meet that he's look if he's looking
to meet a dime, go to church. But I'm sure
there are other things that can be done. What say you,
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What can churches do to attract more men? Look, I
don't know. You don't want me to be your pastor.
And I'm certainly nobody who needs to be forming churches.
I'm the least qualified person in the world there. But
I will say what part of what has pushed some men,
not all men, but part of what has pushed some
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men away from the church is the James Langford style
flat in the front Christianity. That is a turnoff for men,
a huge, huge turnoff. And why do you have that
kind of effeminate nancy Christianity? Because they were trying to
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make the church as nice and welcoming as possible to everybody,
when that is not the church's job. The church's job
is to present the Word of God. That is the
church's job. It doesn't need an editor, it doesn't need
your help. And if churches would speak vocally about all
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the parts of the Bible and you have lessons, Look,
let me ask you this. If you go to church,
when's the last time your church did an ongoing sermon series.
You know how there's always a sermon series of some kind.
When is the last time your church did a sermon
series on Samson? Samson used to beat Philistine's to death
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with donkey Bones. When's the last time your church did
a series on Samson or King David or The Pick
Your Lion? Have they ever? Virtually every church series I
can remember it for most of my adult life is
some New Testament church series. And obviously New Testament's great, sorry, Chris,
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Obviously in New Testament's great, and we want to hear
from Jesus and things like that. But there's an entire
Bible and God wrote all of it. Do you talk
about all of it? When is the last time? Bible
is very very clear about wives being submissive to their husbands.
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Husbands are supposed to love their wives the way Jesus
loved the church, and wives are supposed to be submissive
to their husbands. Husbands are supposed to be the head
of the household. How many times that's a good point, Chris,
And it's in the New Testament. How many times has
your church spoken about that? And if they ever did
speak about it, did they speak directly to the women?
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Or did they do the last time, the only time
I've heard one message about this in the last ten
to fifteen years. And the pastor he practically broke his
back and every ankle trying to dance around the will
I'm not I just I just want everyone to understand it.
We love women. I'm not saying that you can't. He did.
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He basically turned into a contortionist that you'd see in
Las Vegas, one of these women that can fold ourselves
in fours and slip through the eye of a needle.
That's practically what the pastor did on stage to ensure
that he didn't offend anybody in the crowd. You're never
gonna get guys like that ever. Guys can see through it.
It's a turnoff, and ladies can see through it. It's
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a turnoff that seeker sensitive crap. You can shove that stuff.
I don't like it at all. Okay, who's the one
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There is a history story coming next week. Probably won't
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I already know what it's going to be on. I'm
not telling you, but I will give you. I'll try
to give you at least a day heads up so
you can make some preparations as we sit down and
buckle up and do a little history which I always
have a good time with, in which some of you
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enjoy and some hate. I don't care. I love it,
so I'm still doing it now. Before I get back
to the emails, I haven't gotten to. I do want
to touch on this. Remember we talked a lot about
the Democrat Party in the conflict that's going on internally,
and it's very much an aged conflict. The older Democrats,
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the Nancy Pelosi type Democrats, they have been around long
enough to see what a winning, successful Democrat coalition is.
It's a coalition that includes working people and things like that.
And they've also been around long enough to see what
losing that coalition looks like. A Democrat party that just
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wants to let every illegal in the country and wants
to cut off the penis of every young boy is
not going to have any kind of broad based appeal.
The Nancy Pelosis of the world have always understood that
the aocs of the world, they feel exactly the opposite.
They think the Nancy Pelosis of the world were too moderate,
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too nice. There's no where you haven't gone radical enough.
And there is a rumor that's been floating out there
today AOC is getting ready to take over as the
ranking member of a big shot committee rules committee in
the House. Nancy, behind the scenes is trying to subvert
the effort, trying to stop her. Why, well, you know
(32:08):
how Elizabeth Warren is getting all kinds of crap for
essentially saying, well that that dead CEO had it coming.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
We'll say it over and over. Violence is never the answer.
This guy gets a trial who's allegedly killed the CEO
of United Health. But you can only push people so
far and then they start to take hands.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, this has been the crazy communist messaging since that
CEO hit the sidewalk in New York over and over
and over. So to be clear, you don't have any
empathy for him after he was executing.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
I personally don't.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay, now wherever, I'm not even going to talk about
the morality of that. Do you know how that sounds
to norm and Norma the voter, the swing voter. They
all lost to Trump, the swing voter. Democrats have to
get back up. I'm not talking about you or me.
I'm not talking about far lefties either, the norm enormous.
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You know how that sounds to them? You sound like
a barbarian, You sound like an animal to them. AOC
I told you, I warned you years ago. She was
heading for leadership, AOC head into leadership. This is how
she talks about.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
This is not to say that an act of violence
is it is justified. But I think for anyone who
is confused or shocked or appalled, they need to understand
that people interpret and feel and experience denied claims as
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an act of violence against.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Them like every other communist who ever lived. Look, I
had no choice but to kill you or hurt you
because I interpreted whatever you did as an act of
violence against me. You know how that sound and norma
And the truth is that time is undefeated. Nancy Pelosi's
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going to be dead and fart and dust, and AOC
is still going to be in Congress in major positions
of power. It's very difficult to see a route where
the Democrat Party goes back towards the middle. I don't
understand how that can come about. I just I can't
foresee it. I'm sure eventually they'll figure it out, but
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I don't understand how they get there when all the
more moderate types, or at least ones who know they
need to sound more moderate, they're all old. They don't
have a ton of time left. AOC is like twelve.
She's going to be there for a very very long time.
It's uncomfortable, wouldn't it. That's very uncomfortable, Like getting shot
in the chest with a burn a pepper ball. All right,
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It's not quite that uncomfortable, because that would just flat
out incapacitate you. If you if someone took a burn
a pistol launcher member. These are non lethal, and they
shot you in the chest with one of these tear
gas balls or pepper balls or even just the hard
plastic kinetic rounds. These things hurt so insanely bad, and
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that's before they explode. The pepper balls then explode. It's
this powder cloud. You know. You can shoot the ground
in front of somebody, and when it's not like you
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Speaker 3 (36:06):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Why go you know this?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You know the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Emails we didn't get to you, dear Titan of tiny hands.
I'm usually gone for work during the week, but when
I am home, I tend to listen to your show
on the iHeartRadio app on speaker. The other day, I
was home unexpectedly and my daughter comes up to me
and says, the Jesse Kelly show, let's have some fun.
(36:31):
I looked at the clock and it was four point
fifty eight pm. I almost missed the best part of
the day. I've never been so proud of one of
my kids as I won then, as I was then.
Even my wife had to giggle. Keep doing what you're doing.
Can I get a Howard Dean Yell? His name is justin.
Of course you can. Oracle of oracles. You're wired into
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more information than any of us out there. I was wondering,
tell us your opinion, what's the worst anti American Politiciandoon,
Cornyn length Ford, Romney Graham, someone else whose primary loss
would resonate the loudest if he or she got canned. Well,
now it would be Thoon. And I'm not telling you
that's a possibility, because now that he's a Senate majority leader,
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he's probably gonna have so much juice behind him it'd
be very difficult to take him out. Corn And is
actually Cornan might be in trouble now because he lost
that leadership race. Losing that leadership race might have cost
him his senency. If we can get one good candidate
with some money, Corny might be in trouble. But the
more powerful the scalp, the better it is for us.
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But you don't have to get overwhelmed and look at
all the losers you just mentioned and think we have
to take all them out in a primary. Ideally we
would take all them out, and we can try to
take all them out, but you don't have to take
them all out. They do the things they do because
they believe none of them will ever be taken out.
They think they are so secure in those seats that
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they are indestructible. Prove to them that they're not, and
the others will start to fall in line. These people
are losers and they are followers. Excuse me, you're not
a loser. I guess maybe you are as a chance,
but you're not a loser. And it's time for me
to go. I'll be back on Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
an incredible ass Doctor Jesse Thursday. If I say so myself,
we'll talk about invading northern Mexico. Do these commies know
they're commies? The American types are chicken wings? Any good?
(00:33):
All that and maybe just some more fun with the
Google stuff and so much more coming up tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now to finish my thought,
guy had emailed in, do you think we could just
invade northern Mexico and wipe out the cartels? Now? I
gave you a bunch of background on that. If you're
just now joining us, you cannot go download the podcast
(00:54):
if you want the background on Mexico, the cartels, how
they came to be. There are things that sound great
on the campaign trail, but they are not that great
in practice. It is a very very very difficult thing
(01:16):
to walk into any area, forget cartel whatever, to walk
into any area, take their current form of government, remove
it and replace it with a form of government you want.
Regime change is how it's oftentimes described. Chris said Afghanistan,
(01:37):
but really pick your poison, pick your one. It's very,
very difficult, and people people fall in love with the
idea of it because almost universally, you're removing somebody or
something that's bad. So Afghanistan, for example, Chris brought it up,
(02:00):
so we'll go there. We said we were going to
get Ben Lauden. Let's set that aside. Eventually we switched
the mission to, well, we have to remove the Taliban. Okay, Well,
it's easy to convince people to hate the Taliban. The
Taliban or freaking wretched. They're barbarians. They don't even let
little girls go to school. And if it's awful, they're horrible.
(02:23):
So you get people all lathered up and rallied for
a cause. Look how bad these guys are. Yeah, Lisia
removed them. Yeah, and then we'll just replace them. But
people are so used to going along with it, they're like, yeah,
but replace them with who or whom if you will,
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and how are you gonna do that? Look what's happening
in Syria as we speak right now, Asad that dirt
ball in his father were butchers, butchers of people. Yeah,
it's easy to get the people all lathered up and
to convince them that this butcher needs to go, and
(03:08):
maybe he does, but replacing him is infinitely more difficult.
Now there's a lot of talk people love because we
talk about fentanyl and we're worried about the drugs and
rapists and murders coming across the border, and we understand
the cartels facilitate a lot of that. And I got
all that. I got that. I think I'm one of
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the only people in the country, at least on our side,
who is dead set against going into Mexico. You know,
when we talk about taking out the cartels, people have
these visions of dropping Delta Force from up in the
clouds into the one cartel compound like you see in
(03:51):
the movies, and they'll slip through the gates with their
envgs on and bepep take out thirty forty cartail guys
in boom. Cartels go on. But that is not how
it works at all. The cartel is the government. The
cartel makes the roads, paves the roads, The cartel builds
the schools, the cartel pays for the weddings. And this
is not me praising them. In areas in Mexico, they
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are the government. I told you the story one of
my buddies, one of my Mexican buddies, his family. They
were down there visiting other family in Mexico and they
were driving, and they were driving across one of the
areas held by the cartels, that's where their family lived,
and they were stopped. Cartel guys machine guns, the works,
(04:37):
scary looking. Who are you? Why are you here? They said,
we are this, this, and this, show me ID again,
just like the cops. Would they show them? I D
who are you here to see? Who are here to visit?
I'm here to visit my aunt, my uncle. Stay right there.
We have to verify this. Sit right there on the
side of the road, peeing your pants. The cartel guys
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did exactly what they said they were gonna do. Went
got on the phone, got on the radio. Hey, these
people say they're here. Do these people live here? Who
are they here to see? Verified everything? Cartel guys walked
right back to the car. Here's your ID back. Not
only can you go, you are officially protected while you
were in our area. Have a nice drive, go see
your family. I'm not again, I'm not acting like these
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are warm codly people. I'm really not. But they are
the government of the area. So if you say you
want to go in and just take out the cartels,
what are you replacing it with? And how are you
planning on doing that in a country that has been
ruled by feudal lords since the Spanish were ruling the place.
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They have new feudal lords. Now, how are you going
to replace that? This goes back to well, Chris brought
it off. Chris is just saying the same thing something
I've talked about a lot on this show. We Americans
because we have a Christian founding. It was Christians that
founded the country. We have a real inclination towards Christianity,
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which obviously I like, it's a good thing. There is
also something with that where we have we have always
struggled with the idea of conquest and ruling people. If
the Indians, American Indian tribes are famously used now by
the dirty comedies we genocided them, but Americans were struggling
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with what to do with the Indians from the moment
we encountered them. It was never straightforward, it was never universal.
It was always what should we do? Should we leave
them alone? But we can't leave them alone. We kind
of have to take this but we don't want to
take it. We don't want to be mean, but we
can't let them do. I'm not really comfortable. You go
back and read anything on it. There were always arguments,
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what did we do here? I'm not sure, I'm not comfortable.
I shouldn't, we can't. And so when it comes to
things like conquest, eric Kens are famously squeamish. For really
the reason I just laid out, I'm actually doing some
reading right now. When we were dealing with this problem,
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I'll get into the details another time, and we were
obsessed with this term benevolent assimilation. What a term right
assimilation is? You're taking people who are not part of
your culture and you're essentially pretty much forcing them to
be part of your culture. You will learn my language,
will learn my lodge, you'll learn my customs. But of
course we didn't like that. So hey, let's benevolent assimilation.
(07:37):
That sounds so much better. We do things better here.
If you want to take a place, take a place,
don't take it halfway. The dangers of half conquest. A
closed door generally cannot hurt you, An open door cannot
hurt you. You know what'll split your head open? That
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half open door when you walk into the side of it,
half conquests. We can argue all day long, you and me,
and it would be it's a fascinating debate when you
get into it with friends. We can argue about the
the rightness, the righteousness of full conquest just taking a place. Hey,
I like it here. I think I'll kill anyone who
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gets in my way and make it mine. We can
argue about the morality of full conquest, but half conquest
ain't no good thing. Yeah, Chris brought up Gaza a
very good point. Israelis. They've been having trouble with Palestine
since they moved into the place. Jews from around the
world came to Israel to set up a place for
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themselves where they could feel safe, safe from persecution. And
you know what Jews from around the world did in
that area, They conquered it. They had previously been there,
They got scattered to the winds by the Romans, so
they weren't they anymore, and they came back in using
a variety of tactics, some violent, some not, but they
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conquered it. They conquered an area, but they didn't conquer
the whole thing. They conquered an area, but then like, wow,
I mean Palestine. I guess look they can stay, all right,
We're gonna we'll let We'll let them stay. How has
that worked out? Both for Israel and the people of Palestine?
Are the people in Palestine under Hamas's rule? Are they
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better off because of the half conquest? No? They're not.
And the people the poor people in Israel. You can't
go to a freaking music concert in southern Israel without
a thousand barbarians falling from the clouds to butcher and
rape your women. How did half conquest help America? American Indians?
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Have you ever been to an Indian reservation? They're wretched,
freaking horrible. Are the Indians better off being stuck? They're
hubs of t trafficking, human trafficking, drug trafficking, alcoholism, poverty,
and they're so freaking sad the conditions those people live
in on reservations right here in America? Did we do
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the right thing with that half conquest? Well, we're gonna
take your lands and we're taking this, but we'll give
you this little spot. Here's a big spot in Oklahoma.
I'm sure it'll be nice. Yeah, it ain't that nice
when you live there. Trust me, I know all about them.
Ain't that nice? Speaking of October seventh, because of their
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proximity to people who hate them, people in Israel are
freaking still dying, butchered all the time, rockets coming down.
You can't stand on a bus stoped street corner without
some terrorists pulling out a knife and stabbing you to death.
And the IFCJ, the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews,
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has spent over forty years helping people on the ground,
trying to provide as much security as they can. Sometimes
it's just as simple as a flak jacket. We'll save
your life. I'll tell you that much. Having a flat
jacket in your home is not something you want to
think about needing. But in certain parts of the world
you do emergency food, a place to stay, an armored
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ambulance in case some terrorists tries to shoot it up
while you're on your way to the hospital. The IFCJ
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and remember you can also leave them by voicemail. About
an ambush? How do the enemy know where you're going
to be in order to perform an ambush? That's the
thing that's got me puzzled. Okay, how do the enemy
know where you're going to be so you can perform
an ambush? All right? Now, have you ever seen? Uh?
(12:20):
What's it? What's Istanbul? I'm not talking about personally. I've
only been through the airport, so I'm not acting like
I've spent any time there. But you know where Istanbul is?
Right if you don't, but please look it up right now,
it's right as long as you're not driving. Look up Istanbul.
All right, this will come back to ambushes, trust me
on this. Istanbul Turkey. Wow, look at that. Look at
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where it is if you zoom in just a little bit. Wow,
that sure seems like that's probably a pretty advantageous location,
isn't it. It connects the Black Sea with the Mediterranean.
Look at that Black Sea. You see the Black Sea.
You have all these countries Black Sea. You've got Ukraine, Russia,
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all these places. They're all these Black Sea countries. And
then the only way by boat down into the Mediterranean
is right through that little narrow waterway the Istanbul sits on. Now,
Istanbul wasn't always there before that, it was Constantinople. Why
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is there always a major city right there? Because the
location of it, because of the harbor and everything else,
the location of where it is is so advantageous that
if you could this is not what we want, but
if you could, if you could, wipe out every single
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human being on the planet, but you save five hundred people,
that's where I am. But you wipe out every single
person on the planet, and you save five hundred people,
and you wiped out all the cities, all the buildings,
and any remnants of them. So the world is just
wild again. To snap your fingers, there's only five hundred
people left and everything else is gone. God breaks his promise,
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which I know you won't do, Lord, and he floods
the whole freaking place again, wipes it all out. And
everything's gone, and now you're starting all over again. Five
hundred people right here in Texas on the planet. Do
you know that if you came back one hundred or
two hundred years later, cross my heart and hope to die,
there would be a city right where Istanbul stands today,
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and right where Constantinople stood before it, and right where
other people have been before it. Why Because it's so
advantageous strategically, someone's gonna put a city there. It doesn't
take a genius. You have the flaxia, you have the meditant.
This is an important location when it comes to ambushing somebody.
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In the movies, you're watching a movie, a movie about Vietnam.
Let's say, let's say you're watching Patoon, one of the
great Vietnam movies. You're watching Patoon and they're getting ready
to ambush I remember this scene, Charlie Sheen's and there
are all these guys that are in there, Tom Behringer.
They're getting ready to ambush some Vietnamese in the middle
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of the night. But in the movies, all you're seeing
is jungles and moonlights and starlights, and it doesn't how
did they ever know somebody was coming well, you can
look at a piece of terrain and you can know
if someone is going to walk through here, they're going
to walk through here specifically for a variety of reasons.
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Maybe there's a river on this side, a cliff on
that side. Maybe it's a natural draw that they know
how to set up ambushes for the same reason they
knew how to set up and still know booby traps
in certain places. How do all these guys end up
stepping on land mines or stepping into booby traps of
some kind because they're walking along natural footpaths. That makes
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sense with the terrain, So you know eventually someone is
going to come walking down this footpath because it just
makes sense. Does that make sense? I hope that explained it.
It's not that much of a mystery. If I have
a well use this example. If I have a hilltop fort,
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I found a hill, I have a fort. I am
going to if I am a military commander at all,
worth my salt. This is just the most basic thing
in the world. I am going to step away from
that fort, and I am going to look at it
from an enemy's perspective, and I'm going to figure out
from an enemy's perspective. Wow, here I am, I'm down
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on the bottom. There is a fort I want to
take on top of the hill. How should I get
up there? What's the best way for me to get
up there? Ooh? Right around this side. It looks like
the fort doesn't have the best view of this side.
And there's this kind of natural little draw where we
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can walk up this side. And if you're a commander
worth your salt, that's where you're gonna put some defenses.
That's where you're gonna put some alarms, because you've already
studied it in World War Two? Any of these island
hopping things the Marines in the army did against the
Japanese in some of these places. How did the Japanese
islands are big? You only have so many machine guns?
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How did the Japanese? How did they know where the
Americans would land? Because there's only so many places you
can land on an island. There's cliffs over here, we
can't get through here. We know the Americans are clearly
going to land here, So this is where we'll put
up our machine gun nest. That explain it, Chris? Did
that explain it? I knew it would what Chris I
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was asking. I knew i'd nail it. Now, I know
you're not confused. Chris, quit telling lies. Now, you know what.
I'm confused. Why everyone doesn't own a four week emergency
food kit already? That confuses me. How much more chaos
do we need to see out there? Do you need
one of these Iranian drones to take out a power grid?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I hope they're not Iranian, and I hope they're not
going to do that. But everyone needs emergency food. That's basic.
Walk into your pantry and really take an honest assessment
of your pantry. How long can the people in your
home live off the non perishable food you have in
your pantry. It's not as long as you think. When
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I first did this a while ago, I was frankly mortified.
I thought to myself, Oh, I'm sure we'll be fine.
I think it was like three days and we were
going to be toast. My Patriots Supply has four week
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you could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
I have some bad news and I have some worst news.
The bad news is the Biden administration is so insanely corrupt.
America's communists are so dedicated to keeping the border open
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that they're currently taking the materials Trump would use for
the border wall, and they're auctioning the materials off for
virtually nothing, trying to make it as difficult as humanly
possible to secure the border. That's how anti American and
evil these people are. That's the bad news. The worst
news is Jewish producer Chris is currently on the auction
(20:19):
site thinking about purchasing some because the prices are so low.
I'm not even kidding. I wish I was making this
up on my life. I wish Chris just turn off
the website. You're not buying anything. I understand. It's a
great savings I get it. Please no more, no more,
Dear Thursday Oracle. Does Elizabeth Warren actually know she's a communist? Yeah, yes,
(20:40):
Elizabeth Warren does, a lot of Americans, many Americans, most
American Democrats do. Not that Democrat family member you have.
They really genuinely think they're just I'm just a liberal. Oh,
I'm kind of on the left. I'm a liberal. I'm
a progressive. They love saying these things because it soothes
(21:02):
their conscience. They understand their communist adjacent they get that.
But no, I'm not one of those.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, I'm not. I'm not like one of these Soviet
Union style communists. No, oh, what's that you don't You
don't have your vaccine? Oh I think you should be fired.
Oh your child doesn't have a vaccine. I think you
should be arrested and put into a camp. But no,
I'm not a communist. No, I'm not a Soviet style communist.
Oh yeah, hey, Jesse, are chicken wings worth the hype?
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I say, no, chicken wings are probably the superior way
to eat chicken. I had some chicken wings today, and
you know these are you know, chicken wings are slave food.
This goes back to slavery. We would here in America week.
I promise I wasn't participating, but they obviously did. Weren't
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going to give the black slaves. They weren't going to
give them the choices, the choice pieces of anything they
wanted them to eat. But you weren't gonna get the
choice pieces of stuff. So if you killed a chicken,
you're gonna take the breasts and the thighs and the
more meaty things, and you're gonna take that in for yourself.
And what do you do. You leave the wings on there.
You chuck that to your slaves, and now they've got
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to figure out a way to make it more edible.
Corn Bread is a great example of this as well.
You know, cornbread slave fruit, slave food. You don't want
to give the actual corn to slaves. That's good stuff,
the owners would want it, but you grind it up
into corn meal, toss it to the slaves. Hey, here's
some cornmeal. Figure out what to do with it. And
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it's fantastic, absolutely delicious. So from an ugly history can
come something beautiful like chicken wings. I had some garlic
butter chicken wings today, garlic butter. Gosh, they were dynamite.
And I stopped at this place. I'm angry at myself
because to this day I cannot remember the name of it,
and I always remember the name of it. But we
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were read outside. We weren't in Knoxville, Tennessee, so we
weren't even We were outside of it, I want to say,
by some mileage ten miles, fifteen miles. And there was
this barbecue place that was clearly a huge hit. Remember
when it comes to restaurants, lines don't lie, and full
(23:21):
parking lots don't lie. If there's a bunch of cars there,
there's a line there. That's where you need to go eat.
And we went into this barbecue place and they had
smoked and then baked and then fried the wings. Oh
my gosh, Oh Chris, they were so good. And they
had their homemade ranch and homemade blue cheese, all their
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homemade dressings. Oh my gosh, I'm starving now. Jesse, thanks
for an awesome radio show. It means more than you know.
Merry Christmas to you and your family and to Cory
and Chris. His name is Mike. Merry Christmas to you too,
Hey Jesse. As a pastor, I wanted you to know
that God loved you despite your freakishly small hands and
habit of eating crayons. Next month, I was speaking at
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a conference for Christian men. I've been asked to talk
about how churches can make themselves more of a place
men want to attend. I have some ideas, but I
was curious was what you would say, since you're always
railing on wimpy pastors, and rightly so. I already tell
every guy I meet that he's look if he's looking
to meet a dime, go to church. But I'm sure
there are other things that can be done. What say you,
(24:29):
God bless He says. His name is Mark. He also
asks for the freedo bandido for the wife and kids, Alyssa, Lydia,
Eli and Maya. Yeah, I think we could do that.
A Yi yai yai, I am betrinto bandito hecky I
like printo stornchips. I love them.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I do I want printo scornchis. I'll get them from you.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
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me pritos conscription.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I'll be your friends the fristo bumpito.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You must not have.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Munch a bunch of pritos.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
What can churches do to attract more men? Look, I
don't know. You don't want me to be your pastor.
And I'm certainly nobody who needs to be forming churches.
I'm the least qualified person in the world there. But
I will say what part of what has pushed some men,
not all men, but part of what has pushed some
(25:33):
men away from the church is the James Langford style
flat in the front Christianity. That is a turnoff for men,
a huge, huge turnoff. And why do you have that
kind of effeminate nancy Christianity? Because they were trying to
(25:54):
make the church as nice and welcoming as possible to everybody,
when that is not the church's job. The church's job
is to present the Word of God. That is the
church's job. It doesn't need an editor, it doesn't need
your help. And if churches would speak vocally about all
(26:16):
the parts of the Bible and you have lessons, Look,
let me ask you this. If you go to church,
when's the last time your church did an ongoing sermon series.
You know how there's always a sermon series of some kind.
When is the last time your church did a sermon
series on Samson? Samson used to beat Philistine's to death
(26:39):
with donkey Bones. When's the last time your church did
a series on Samson or King David or The Pick
Your Lion? Have they ever? Virtually every church series I
can remember it for most of my adult life is
some New Testament church series. And obviously New Testament's great, sorry, Chris,
(27:01):
Obviously in New Testament's great, and we want to hear
from Jesus and things like that. But there's an entire
Bible and God wrote all of it. Do you talk
about all of it? When is the last time? Bible
is very very clear about wives being submissive to their husbands.
(27:22):
Husbands are supposed to love their wives the way Jesus
loved the church, and wives are supposed to be submissive
to their husbands. Husbands are supposed to be the head
of the household. How many times that's a good point, Chris,
And it's in the New Testament. How many times has
your church spoken about that? And if they ever did
speak about it, did they speak directly to the women?
(27:46):
Or did they do the last time, the only time
I've heard one message about this in the last ten
to fifteen years. And the pastor he practically broke his
back and every ankle trying to dance around the will
I'm not I just I just want everyone to understand it.
We love women. I'm not saying that you can't. He did.
(28:08):
He basically turned into a contortionist that you'd see in
Las Vegas, one of these women that can fold ourselves
in fours and slip through the eye of a needle.
That's practically what the pastor did on stage to ensure
that he didn't offend anybody in the crowd. You're never
gonna get guys like that ever. Guys can see through it.
It's a turnoff, and ladies can see through it. It's
(28:29):
a turnoff that seeker sensitive crap. You can shove that stuff.
I don't like it at all. Okay, who's the one
we need to take out in a primary? Let's talk
about that. Let's also talk about taking out the pain
in your life. Do you have it? Everyone does? Eventually
you do. If you're young, and you don't, eventually you
(28:50):
do because parts of your body break down before other parts,
and so you're fine for what You're fine one day.
The next day you wake up and your shoulder just
nags at you all the freaking time. And then soon
you're golfing anymore, or you're not doing this anywhere. You're
not going for a run, you're not going on a hike.
You don't want to go for a walk. You don't
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be back the Jesse Kelly Show. I Like It returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Remember, I'm not gonna
be here tomorrow. You gonna have to live without me.
But I will be back on Monday. And do not forget.
(30:18):
There is a history story coming next week. Probably won't
be on Monday, but I will be giving you one.
I already know what it's going to be on. I'm
not telling you, but I will give you. I'll try
to give you at least a day heads up so
you can make some preparations as we sit down and
buckle up and do a little history which I always
have a good time with, in which some of you
(30:40):
enjoy and some hate. I don't care. I love it,
so I'm still doing it now. Before I get back
to the emails, I haven't gotten to. I do want
to touch on this. Remember we talked a lot about
the Democrat Party in the conflict that's going on internally,
and it's very much an aged conflict. The older Democrats,
(31:00):
the Nancy Pelosi type Democrats, they have been around long
enough to see what a winning, successful Democrat coalition is.
It's a coalition that includes working people and things like that.
And they've also been around long enough to see what
losing that coalition looks like. A Democrat party that just
(31:23):
wants to let every illegal in the country and wants
to cut off the penis of every young boy is
not going to have any kind of broad based appeal.
The Nancy Pelosis of the world have always understood that
the aocs of the world, they feel exactly the opposite.
They think the Nancy Pelosis of the world were too moderate,
(31:44):
too nice. There's no where you haven't gone radical enough.
And there is a rumor that's been floating out there
today AOC is getting ready to take over as the
ranking member of a big shot committee rules committee in
the House. Nancy, behind the scenes is trying to subvert
the effort, trying to stop her. Why, well, you know
(32:08):
how Elizabeth Warren is getting all kinds of crap for
essentially saying, well that that dead CEO had it coming.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
We'll say it over and over. Violence is never the answer.
This guy gets a trial who's allegedly killed the CEO
of United Health. But you can only push people so
far and then they start to take hands.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, this has been the crazy communist messaging since that
CEO hit the sidewalk in New York over and over
and over. So to be clear, you don't have any
empathy for him after he was executing.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
I personally don't.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay, now wherever, I'm not even going to talk about
the morality of that. Do you know how that sounds
to norm and Norma the voter, the swing voter. They
all lost to Trump, the swing voter. Democrats have to
get back up. I'm not talking about you or me.
I'm not talking about far lefties either, the norm enormous.
(33:06):
You know how that sounds to them? You sound like
a barbarian, You sound like an animal to them. AOC
I told you, I warned you years ago. She was
heading for leadership, AOC head into leadership. This is how
she talks about.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
This is not to say that an act of violence
is it is justified. But I think for anyone who
is confused or shocked or appalled, they need to understand
that people interpret and feel and experience denied claims as
(33:43):
an act of violence against.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Them like every other communist who ever lived. Look, I
had no choice but to kill you or hurt you
because I interpreted whatever you did as an act of
violence against me. You know how that sound and norma
And the truth is that time is undefeated. Nancy Pelosi's
(34:08):
going to be dead and fart and dust, and AOC
is still going to be in Congress in major positions
of power. It's very difficult to see a route where
the Democrat Party goes back towards the middle. I don't
understand how that can come about. I just I can't
foresee it. I'm sure eventually they'll figure it out, but
(34:30):
I don't understand how they get there when all the
more moderate types, or at least ones who know they
need to sound more moderate, they're all old. They don't
have a ton of time left. AOC is like twelve.
She's going to be there for a very very long time.
It's uncomfortable, wouldn't it. That's very uncomfortable, Like getting shot
in the chest with a burn a pepper ball. All right,
(34:52):
It's not quite that uncomfortable, because that would just flat
out incapacitate you. If you if someone took a burn
a pistol launcher member. These are non lethal, and they
shot you in the chest with one of these tear
gas balls or pepper balls or even just the hard
plastic kinetic rounds. These things hurt so insanely bad, and
(35:15):
that's before they explode. The pepper balls then explode. It's
this powder cloud. You know. You can shoot the ground
in front of somebody, and when it's not like you
have to be majorly accurate. It is the the defense
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Speaker 3 (36:06):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Why go you know this?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You know the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Emails we didn't get to you, dear Titan of tiny hands.
I'm usually gone for work during the week, but when
I am home, I tend to listen to your show
on the iHeartRadio app on speaker. The other day, I
was home unexpectedly and my daughter comes up to me
and says, the Jesse Kelly show, let's have some fun.
(36:31):
I looked at the clock and it was four point
fifty eight pm. I almost missed the best part of
the day. I've never been so proud of one of
my kids as I won then, as I was then.
Even my wife had to giggle. Keep doing what you're doing.
Can I get a Howard Dean Yell? His name is justin.
Of course you can. Oracle of oracles. You're wired into
(36:51):
more information than any of us out there. I was wondering,
tell us your opinion, what's the worst anti American Politiciandoon,
Cornyn length Ford, Romney Graham, someone else whose primary loss
would resonate the loudest if he or she got canned. Well,
now it would be Thoon. And I'm not telling you
that's a possibility, because now that he's a Senate majority leader,
(37:15):
he's probably gonna have so much juice behind him it'd
be very difficult to take him out. Corn And is
actually Cornan might be in trouble now because he lost
that leadership race. Losing that leadership race might have cost
him his senency. If we can get one good candidate
with some money, Corny might be in trouble. But the
more powerful the scalp, the better it is for us.
(37:38):
But you don't have to get overwhelmed and look at
all the losers you just mentioned and think we have
to take all them out in a primary. Ideally we
would take all them out, and we can try to
take all them out, but you don't have to take
them all out. They do the things they do because
they believe none of them will ever be taken out.
They think they are so secure in those seats that
(38:01):
they are indestructible. Prove to them that they're not, and
the others will start to fall in line. These people
are losers and they are followers. Excuse me, you're not
a loser. I guess maybe you are as a chance,
but you're not a loser. And it's time for me
to go. I'll be back on Monday. That's all
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