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May 7, 2025 37 mins

The biggest pot of money in the history of mankind is the US Treasury and people are always looking to get their hands on the cash. Scott Bessent talks about tracking Treasury dollars and takes on Maxine Waters in an IQ mismatch. If the right continues to elect reformers, eventually we can do some serious government clean up. Jesse's got some redhead blood.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final Hour, The Jesse Kelly Show. On a
wonderful Wednesday, I'll hug day and we're gonna talk about
that looting of the treasury. Here in a moment, we'll
get to some more emails, have a cultural discussion. Then
I'm sure we'll offend many people. Oh that and more

(00:32):
coming up in the final hour of the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now we have discussed this before, but
the reason so many of these people find jobs in
and around government is the money. The money. Let me
put it this way. If I let's say, let's say

(00:55):
I had a gigantic chest full of cash one hundred
dollars bills. I have one of those. By the way,
it's a security concern. But let's say I had a
gigantic chest full of one hundred dollars bills and the
word got out, how many different people would try to
find a way to get their hands on that money.
Criminals probably show up a stick a gun in my

(01:17):
face and try to steal the money. Legitimate people, friends,
family members, neighbors. Hey, I need some extra cash, you
mind if it can I get a loan. Hey, I'll
work it off. But just the fact that there's a
big pot of money there is going to attract people.
It's human nature. You know what. The biggest pot of
money and the history of mankind is the United States Treasury.

(01:40):
Even though it's empty, the United States Treasury is a
vast quantity of money, trillions of dollars with the tea
changing hands all the time, and just like that big
chest full of cash that I don't actually have, people
want it. They're looking at at it, and they want

(02:01):
to find a way to get some of that cash.
So they take jobs in government, They run for office,
they take jobs in the bureaucracy, and they steal every
single day in the federal government. How it always always works,
It's really the Joe Biden model. Courtesy of the Biden family.
We really got a great window into how political corruption works.

(02:24):
What Joe Biden and his scumbag family did, it's what
so many of them do. How's it work? Well, I'm
going to take my position as senator or vice president
or president, and that gives me an incredible amount of
access to that treasury. I essentially have the ultimate security
badge that will let me right into the big treasury room.

(02:45):
When I'm one of these politicians, and because I have
access to that treasury, people will find a way to
get money into my hands in order to get access
to that treasury in exchange for access to that treasury.
So with the Biden family, you know how it works.

(03:07):
He's vice president, he has to take a trip over
to China officially as the vice president. What do you do, Boo,
throw your scumbags son on the plane Air Force two.
Hunter Biden. You you go land and you take off
for your official duties. Hunter Biden. He goes and finds

(03:28):
a way to get some Chinese cash. Now, how's Hunter
Biden going to do that? He's a scumbag and an
addict and a loser. He doesn't have anything somebody would
pay for, correct, But Joe Biden does. And what Joe
Biden has is what access to the treasury. It's all

(03:50):
about that. And so these politicians, family members, friends, they'll
start NGOs, or they'll start a charity usually the same thing,
or they'll start this or that some is sort of
an organization. And then after they start the organization, the
person who has access to the treasury figures out a

(04:11):
way to funnel vast quantities of cash into that organization.
That's how corruption works at the federal level. And this
is why I have ranted and raved over and over
again about us stopping using that term waste when it
comes to government corruption. It's waste, fraud, and abuse. It's waste,
fraud and abuse. It's not waste, its theft they're stealing

(04:33):
from you. Scott be Sent sat in front of Congress
today he said this.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Of the one point five billion payments we pay we
send out every year, they're required to have something called
a task the treasury account symbol. We discovered that more
than one third, one third of those payments did not
have a test number. So, as the Appropriations Committee, you

(04:59):
should be shot by that, because how can a payment
be trecked back to an appropriation only through the task number?
So there was no accountability. So that is why the
four hundred and fifty organizations that sit above Treasury, where
Treasury acts as the paymaster, are unable to pass an audit.
So we have the crackdown on that. Every payment now

(05:23):
requires a test number.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's not waste. It didn't happen by accident. Somebody didn't
trip and fall and spill their coffee on a computer
and oh, would you look at that? A third of
the payments we send out you can't even track them.
That didn't happen by accident. They're stealing from you, they're
stealing from me, and not little thefts either. We're not

(05:48):
talking about a candy bar, not that that's okay. Vast
quantities of wealth from you, your children and their children
after them. Here's a story from Luke Rezaiak at the
Daily Wire. He's a great investigative reporter. I've had him
on my TV show a couple of times. Headline is
this foreign eight official who resisted Doge took secret payments

(06:10):
after steering Africa money to a friend. Here's the story,
just little excerpt from it. Matthew Zahowe how to say
his name, he's the chief financial officer of the African
Development Foundation. Well, Doge. They wanted access to his books. Hey,

(06:32):
you're taking some government money. Let us in there, let
us take a look at it. And he said no,
you're not allowed. They had to physically take over the
building with US marshals in order to get access to everything.
Why because he was stealing and sending your money to
his friend, that's how federal corruption works. And this is

(06:55):
why it's incredibly, incredibly aggravating to watch the GOP get
ready to hand out another trillion dollars to all these
exact same organizations after claiming they're angry about it. Like
I said before, it's like handing a heroin addict a
suitcase full of cash. It's a guarantee to be a disaster.

(07:20):
You can't hand a criminal organization a blank check because
then they'll commit crimes with it. Our government is designed,
it's now. It wasn't before, but it is now now
that it's been taken over by evil people. Our government
is a large scheme designed to steal your money, designed

(07:41):
to raid and loot the United States Treasury, and everything
works to that end, to steal from you. Oh look
at this one. Norah O'Donnell, she's that almost said something
really bad. She's that communist reporter for CBS. Here's a
headline for you from Free Beacon. Nora O'Donnell makes the
news as Ice audits her husband's restaurant. Oh, wouldn't you know,

(08:07):
what a shock. Once again, there's a one, there's one
big system, and all of it seems to work. Only
for the left, all the time, all the time. Drives
me absolutely nuts to do some emails Jesse. I listen
every day on the drive home from work. I'm fifty
five and learning about World War Two. I have a

(08:28):
question to what happened to the eighty eighths flack? Didn't
it come down on the guys that fired? It could
be bad for folks on the ground. Great show. I
hope I get to hear reply, if any Well, there's
all kinds of World War Two is the largest man
made event in human history by a mile, and so

(08:49):
as crazy as it sounds, there's all kinds of stuff
that you don't know and I don't know about it,
just because it's so vast that it took place in
so many different parts of the world. Every single time
I read a new World War two book, and I've
read a lot of them, every single time I read
a new one, I learned something I had no earthly

(09:10):
idea about. And one of those things that's funny you
brought this up is the number of people who were
killed or injured of things falling from the sky. And
it wasn't always flack like weapons. Flak is an aerial
grenade I'll put it to you that way. They shoot
around up in the air, explodes at a certain elevation,

(09:34):
or eventually we got to the place where we had
radar in them, but that's another story entirely. It explodes,
you preset it at a certain elevation and it blows
up in the middle of the sky. You're hoping to
hurt the plane. They use them on us all the time,
but it's more than just flack. Every round shot, every
bullet shot, everything came down. Part of weapons safety today.

(09:55):
Don't shoot your weapon in the air. I think about
it every time I turned on one of these videos,
and it's usually in some Middle Eastern dump. You'll see
a bunch of people dancing around the fire cooking off
AK forty sevens in the air. Every single one of
those rounds is going to come down somewhere, and if
it hits somebody in the head, they're going to die.
That's a thing. In World War Two. You could be driving,

(10:16):
you could be on a mission and let's say you're
playing gets shot, and let's say your canteen on your
side catches fire or it gets damaged. You just grab
it and throw it out the window. That canteen could
land and kill somebody, and it did happen. It's a
crazy little thing. You know what else is crazy? I
really can't wrap my mind around the people who walk

(10:39):
around not ready to stop an evil man from hurting them.
Because evil men are all over the place. Go look
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Jesse Kelly Show It's still real to me?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Damn it?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
The trans dacks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday, A wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. How I have to
remind you one. You can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'd be remiss if I didn't
play Scott Biscent going up against Maxine Waters in Congress.

(12:19):
I'm only playing this because it's funny. The IQ gap
has never ever been larger in a congressional exchange.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
You can't filibus to hear. This is not the philibus
to playground. And so what you did was you let
these strangers into our treasury with access to all of
the data, all of the personnel information, and you just
opened the door. Why'd you do that?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
No, ma'am, they were treasury employees.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh are you saying today in front of this committee
that all of them were treasure employees? That the twenty
five year old who's being identified, who worked for Elon
Musk was not allowed, was allowed and the Treasury.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Was that person there that he was a Treasury employee,
as was Tom Krausse, the senior person on the dog team.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
There were only two people.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
There were dogent employees also, Jesse.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was recently released from federal prison. That's cool, congrats,
a fact that I am not proud of, he says.
But I want to reach out because of what I've
seen over the last year, the horrors that the Democrats
have created with the transgender policy, and how it affects
the basic medical care for those who were not the
DEI hires who put not just inmates but officers themselves

(13:39):
in danger. There are so many things I want to
get out in the open. This is not a poor
inmate message, as again, I'm not proud of my past,
but there is much I think normal people don't know.
Free estrogen patches for anyone, followed by followed by prison
paid surgery. Oh my gosh. Anyway, the guy goes on

(14:01):
and on, and he says, I pray, God continues to
bless you for the work you do. Thank you, no,
bless you, brother. Good job getting out, and don't sit
and beat yourself up over what your past was. You're
out enjoy the freedom, carve a new path for yourself.
Good for you. Now. I'm not going to go into

(14:22):
all the details of the story because it's kind of
ugly and there's kids listing, but it's about the rise
of assault, the horrible assaults of women in Europe and
how they have tripled amid the surge of people from
other countries, of mainly Muslim migration from places like Afghanistan

(14:44):
and all over the place. It's been really bad and
what it's meant for the women of Europe. My purpose
of this talk, which would be very brief, is this,
don't ever ever accept from anybody that all cultures are equal.
That's not true. There are many different cultures on this

(15:07):
planet and many different ones that are wonderful, wonderful cultures,
very different but wonderful. And there are many cultures on
this planet that are garbage and you should never allow
that culture into your country. There are places, specifically where
we know there are predators in there. Afghanistan is one

(15:31):
of the main ones. European country after European country has
experienced this. We here in America have experienced this. Mass
migration from Afghanistan is a guarantee that your women will
be abused in some way, assaulted in some way. Somalia's

(15:52):
the exact same thing. Somalia has one of the lowest
IQs on average on the planet. I believe it's sixty
eight or seventy's. It's borderline. I believe it counts as retardation.
I think I think I'm right about that. Either way,
it's waterline. That's the average IQ. It's run by war lords.

(16:13):
The women have to endure. I can't say it on
the air. I'm not gonna say it on the air.
There's a medical procedure they put the women through that
is ugh, just really really gross, really terrible to these
poor women. And yet here in the United States of
America we will simply grab thousands at a time and

(16:34):
bring them here. And you should never do that. Don't
ever do that, and don't ever get sucked into that
lie that all cultures are equal and well what everyone
does is fine. No, some cultures treat women like garbage.
Some cultures treat children too, like garbage. There's a lot
of those. And if you allow that culture end mass

(16:55):
into your country, your country will not change them. Your
countrymen will suffer for it. This is how it works.
You see, if you were to I just mentioned Somalias,
we'll make it about that. If you're to grab one family,
one family from Somalia and bring them into America, you
would end up being okay because out of necessity, that

(17:16):
family would assimilate. They would have to learn the culture
and the language because they're outnumbered. There's no other there's
nothing else for them to do. They would have to
figure out how to assimilate. But when you grab fifty
thousand of them, you remove the need for them to
assimilate because they all just move in together, and they
all have the same restaurants, the same mosques, the same schools,

(17:36):
the same everything. They simply conquer an area and it
becomes little Somalia. When's the last time you went to
Mall of America in Minneapolis? Did you enjoy the experience?
All cultures are not equal. Some cultures are stinky garbage,
and you should keep them out of your country. And
any politician, Democrat or a Republican who wants their mass

(17:58):
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(19:28):
wonderful Wednesday, and we are gonna do some emails here,
But I'm just along the same lines we've been talking
about tonight. Most headline is most Californians support armed police
officers at schools, a new poll shows, And that really
shows the duality of man, doesn't it. Parents in California

(19:50):
they want schools to be safe places with armed guards.
But parents in California still vote for Democrats, who are
the most pro crime party, nakedly pro crime, and they're
not even hiding it really anymore. I just my heartbreaks
for the great people in California, for all the Republicans
in California, all the people on the right, because they

(20:10):
are just surrounded and overwhelmed, and that just sucks. Hey, Jesse,
you made a great point calling out our COMMI military,
largely authorized by Obama, being the reason Pete Hegseth is
being so hunted by the left. Do you think if
given two to three terms of Trump, a Trump vance
administration has a realistic shot at rooting out much of

(20:31):
the fraud? Listen, thank you? Uh says his name is Ike. Yes,
I do. I Well, I'll put it this way if
we continue, because remember Trump's done in three years, nothing's
going to change that. He's even said to himself. Once
Trump's gone, I do worry about the right because he's

(20:55):
been such a central figure. I worry that the right
is going to be a little bit lost because there's
no Trump to look to. Frankly, I think the left
will be a little bit lost because they have so
turned Trump into the Antichrist. I think they will not
know what to do with themselves when they look around
and there's no more Trump to make everything about. So
I don't know which direction the right will go at

(21:17):
the end of Trump's term, because he's going away. It's
not coming back. He's not going to be in power anymore.
But if the right continues to select reformers, and I'll
be honest, I think the right will. I think the
people themselves have had enough of the Tom Tillis GOP types.
I think the people have had enough of the John
Cornyn types. I think that we are slowly It's too slow,

(21:41):
but it's happening. I think we are slowly making changes.
So if we continue to elect reformers, then after a
long enough time, yeah, I think we can get it
cleaned out. Never completely, because it's a government, so there's
always going to be fraud in there. There's always going
to be gumbags in there, that's a fact. But with

(22:02):
enough time, yes, the problem is right now it feels
desperate because we lived through four years of Joe Biden
and we saw just how bad it was, and it
shocked us, didn't it shock you? I mean, remember when
the president threatened us, Remember when he told us he
was losing patience with us, and then he stood up

(22:24):
and he called half the country a threat to democracy.
That it seems like small stuff now because it was
so common. Those were huge leaps into a direction we've
never gone before in this country. And we look at
that and we think to ourselves, Wow, these people are
sick freaks, these people are evil. Someone better rein them in.

(22:45):
And so that's part of the reason the country made
changes and we went a different direction. But we can't
clean out decades worth of gunk in a year or
two years, three years, four years. But it can be
cleaned out with a long, focused effort. That's part of
why I talk about how many different battles we have

(23:06):
to fight before we win. That it's not one battle.
It can't be just the presidency. And I know how
many people feel like it should be or want it
to be that because we just want a big victory.
So because we won the victory in November, we just
want Trump to be able to, Hey, why can't he
just do this? Why won't they let him just do that?

(23:28):
Just let Trump do this? But that's not how it works.
Power is not centralized in one office in this country,
and that's a good thing. Power is spread out throughout
the federal government, throughout the country itself, with the different states,
throughout the states themselves, with the different towns, cities in
Power is spread out, meaning we have a thousand battles

(23:51):
to fight. The presidency is just one. It's just one,
one of a lot of them. Anyway, Oh, I should
play you this because it was funny. Gregory Meeks, one
of these moron Democrats, tried to give old Scott Pisenta
gotcha and it went hilariously, Well.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Who was the president in twenty twenty four? The one
believes President Biden.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
One believes you one of those non believers that the election,
the American people didn't vote.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I am not you're not. Now.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't think that's what he's saying. I think what
he is saying is that this guy was never the
president for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
And I don't think it's been forgotten by the people.
I think he's being forgotten by the leadership a little bit.
Excuse my cough. The fact is that, well, he doesn't
say it is, and I think the rest of the
world I know, and I can tell you the last
meeting of the G seven meeting the NATO seven.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
So no, I don't think this guy was brought.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Should you have withdrawn earlier, given someone else a big ye?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
I don't think it would have mattered. We left at
a time when we were we had a good candidate,
she fully funded, and what happened.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Was a Listen, listen to this this thought of something.
Listen to Trump talks.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
We were losing trillion dollars a year. Now we're not
losing anything, you know, That's the way I look at it.
We were losing with China and trade at trillion dollars
a year more actually one point in one.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
But the subject doesn't matter. Listen how Listen how Donald
Trump talks. Then listen to Joe Biden.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Should you have withdrawn earlier, given someone else a big yell?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
I don't. I don't think it would have.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Mattered.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
We left to the time when we had a good candidate,
she fully funded. And what happened was I have become.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
I've just signed a proclamation officially designating tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
We had four years without a functional adult as president.
I can't believe we survived. I've legit floored, then we
survived the whole thing. Jesse, Oh you guys, they just
hired a hot Hispanic chick at my work this morning.
I hit her with the old buen as tart as.

(26:42):
She didn't actually say it, but I'm pretty sure she
was impressed. Oh, buddie, she was so impressed. She was
so impressed. And tell you what, don't just don't just
throw the lingo at her. Get her something to let
her know you're interested. Have you ever had the cinnamon

(27:02):
twists at Taco bell I'm serious, Corey, have you had
these things? They melt in your mouth, They melt in
your mouth, and Mexicans love them. Right, Get her nothing extravagant.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You don't want to act like it's about money. Get
her in order of the Taco Bells cinnamon twists, and
see how it lands. Let me tell you what, buddy,
you'd be eating homemade Tomali's before you know it, before
you know it. Let her know that's exactly right, Corey,
It's authentic. Let her know that you respect her culture
all right. Let her know that she'll be putty in

(27:38):
your hands. Do your milk, ankles. I just made the
best breakfast sandwich ever. I pan toasted buttered bread on
both sides. I spread name brand chunky peanut butter ooh,
and topped it with apple wood smoked thick cut bacon.
Your thoughts, that sounds amazing, You know, I haven't had
chunky peanut butter in a while. We get the smooth stuff.

(28:01):
How I'm in the mood for some chunky Corey? Are
you chunky or smooth? You're smooth? You don't like the
chunky at all, not even for a little way to
mix it up or something like that. What is wrong
with you?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
You know?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I should have known that because let me tell you
something about producer Corey. I think I've told you this before.
He takes the onions off of his Patty meoult. He
gets Paddy Mount Burgers without the onions, when that's like
the entire point of the Patti meout. I'm not even
kidding me. I'm not worried about it, because I'm my
own man. Because I take chalk every day, I feel great.

(28:37):
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us Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. So, I guess
China's got a bunch of protests kicking off. And I
don't know why I wanted to talk to you about this,
but I just find this to be fascinating. So here's
the deal. In China. It's communists, but it's not as

(30:06):
solid as you would imagine. It's shaky, if you will.
They have a huge essentially, they have a million person
national police force that has to go around and forcing
all kinds of things because again, the power isn't isn't
as secure as they want it to be. Ji Jinping,

(30:28):
he's worried about his own military because the power isn't
as secure as they want it to be. And the
workers were always told they're slaves, slave, slaves, and for
in large part that's true, but they're not actual slaves.
They are people who do get paychecks and they need
those paychecks to live and they work in Look, it's

(30:51):
Chinese factories. The conditions are awful, awful. I read last
article I read on it. They were interviewing these factory
workers who were to twelve hours a day, seven days
a week, no weekend, no, nothing. Twelve hours a day, Corey,
That's like, that's a lot. I can't do all the
math in my head, but it seems like it would

(31:11):
be a lot. Whatever, seven times twelve, it's a lot
of hours. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is
not the hours. The point is they work them like dogs. Well,
what do you think is happening with these tariffs right now?
The tariffs are shutting down Chinese factories. We the United

(31:33):
States of America, we are comfortably the largest purchaser of
Chinese goods on the planet. I forget what the number is.
I want to say thirty percent. Don't quote me on that,
but I think that's pretty close. That thirty percent of
Chinese goods are purchased by the United States of America. Well,
imagine taking a thirty percent cut in any business. So

(31:56):
they're having to lay off factory workers. There's a lot
of Chinese people, a lot of them. This could spark
something big. It might not, who knows, who knows how
these things work, but it could. It has the potential
to cause a regime change over there. That kind of

(32:18):
wild to think about. Is it not so that everything
you know? Everything can I guess work for some good
in the end. Mister Kelly, I've heard multiple rants against redheads,
and while I cannot disagree with your comments, I dated
angry redhead and angry redhead volleyball player in college that said,
isn't there an entire island off the coast of England

(32:39):
full of them? Called Ireland? And correct me if I'm wrong?
Isn't Kelly a good Irish name? Could you be harboring
redhead dna? If so, does this mean part of you
as redheaded? You know, I've thought about this before because
I am a Kelly, obviously, and that is about as
Irish a name as you can possibly get. And red
hair is so common on that island. Is there some

(33:03):
of that in my blood? And I think there might be,
because I'll tell you what happened to me the other day.
We had some friends over. It was game night. We
had a bunch of neighbors over to the house and
they were out back and a bunch of people were

(33:23):
drinking beer. I wasn't having anything that night, but a
bunch of people were having beers, you know whatever, beers
at the towns, and they were stuffing the beers in
our outdoor trash can we just have kind of one
of these crappy plastic outdoor trash cans. I went to
go take out the trash the next morning, and the
neighbors had stuffed the trash can so full of beer bottles,

(33:44):
which I did not partake in. They had stuffed the
trash can so full of beer bottles that I couldn't
get the bag out of the can, and I couldn't
get out of the can so badly that finally the
top of the bag just tore right off. As it
tears off, the trash can falls over, and now there
are beer cans and beer bottles rolling all over the

(34:07):
back of the patio. There's nobody else around at the time,
so there I am on my hands and knees out
back picking up empty beer bottles with stale, skunky beer
all over me. I lost my temper, and I won't
go into all the details, but that trash can itself

(34:29):
is no longer in the Kelly Holme. The can is
actually gone completely. The children heard me say some words
that I'm not not thrilled that I said in the
exact moment. There's definitely some redhead in me. I'm telling you,
there is there is for sure.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
And now here's a headline.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
But you know the thing, headlines we didn't get to us.
Diet company, weight watchers files for bankruptcy. Feminists can't catch
your break around here. Town official allegedly shoots lost door
dash driver looking for directions. Look, there are parts of

(35:07):
this planet, parts of this country, and I have been
I've lived in these parts where you better be real
careful which driveway you pull into. People will not take
kindly to you. Visiting woman arrested after a raccoon named
Chewi is found with a meth pipe in a driver's
seat during a police stop. Let the woman live. University
of Chicago's stats professor cancels the midterm and pushes students

(35:31):
to join anti Trump protests instead. Again, another top university
that has turned into a communist recruitment camp. This is
why we have to tackle that issue, and we have
to stop sending them money. CBP. That'd be Border Patrol
DNA whistleblowers finally cleared. Trump reverses Biden administration's retaliation. These guys,

(35:56):
they were brave whistleblowers. They blew the whistle. They got
made hole again. Let's hope the same thing happens for
the FBI whistleblowers. Stephen A. Smith says he's glad Trump.
Glad Trump won because Democrats have played black Americans like suckers.
I don't know. I don't have time for the latest thing.

(36:17):
Steven A. Smith said to pretend like he's on our
side for five seconds, right before he goes back to
trashing US. Teamster's president praises Trump's movie tariffs rip Hollywood
studios as un American an addiction to outsourcing our members work. Hey,
just what a weird, weird planet. The Teamsters are now

(36:38):
on our side. This has never been that way before.
Trump te's his very very big announcement ahead of the
Middle East trip. Carney says he's on the edge of
my on the edge of my seat, and that's Canada's
new prime minister. I don't know about Carney, but we'll
see what Trump gets done in the Middle East. You

(36:58):
you're gonna have to wait until tomorrow for more of me,
and I have to wait till tomorrow for more of you.
That's all
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