March 21, 2025 • 37 mins
A solution to the deep frying problem. F-47 updating our military equipment to keep up with China. Cheeze-its vs goldfish. Stuck in the middle of the woods. What is Pam Bondi going to do? What did the JFK files really do for us? Trump getting more American hostages back to America.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. On a Friday, Final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and asked Doctor Jesse Friday,
we'll talk about Joe and Joe Biden here in a
few We apparently have a new fighter jet, which sounds sweet. Well,
(00:33):
wait a minute, I'm not sure if it's a fighter
To be honest with you, I don't know anything about it.
This new F forty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The forty seven will be the most advanced, most capable,
most lethal aircraft ever built. An experimental version of the
plane has secretly been flying for almost five years, and
we're confident that it massively overpowers the capabilities of any
of the nation. There's no other nation. We know every
other plane. I've seen everyone one of them, and it's
(01:01):
not even close as next level. You know level five
is good.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is level six.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They say their.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Forty seven is equipped with state of the arts stealth technologies,
virtually unseeable and unprecedented power. America's enemies will.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Never see it coming.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hopefully we won't have to use it for that purpose,
but you have to have it, and if it ever happens,
they won't know what the hell hit them.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't understand exactly what it is, but it sounds sweet.
I saw the picture of it when you saw the
picture of it today. I guess that's not going to
qualify as a fighter. I'm assuming a bomber. I don't know,
but it sounds awesome and the hate. Let's not be
dismissive of that. It is a big deal. It was
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always just the Navy, now is the Navy. In the
Air Force, you cannot fall behind your enemy technologically in
those two areas, your army or Marine Corps, whatever. You
can have a gun that's not quite top of the line.
(02:15):
You can. You can get away with a gun from
the Vietnam era. If you're facing a modern area gun,
a modern era gun, you can. It doesn't work that
way in the Air Force. It doesn't work that way
in the Navy. You have to be technologically more advanced
than they are. If that's what we got. Good dear Jesse.
(02:36):
I heard your listeners inquired about a contest to win
a trip to your studio. My mind instantly flashed. When
you describe the look on OB's face when you brought
her to your apartment for the first time, so no thanks.
You know, Ob has actually been in here in the
studio too, equally mortified here. We're dudes here. We don't
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have any women that work in the studio, and so
we decorate like dudes, as in, we don't decorate at all.
Everything is purely functional. There are places to sit, there
are places to eat, but we don't have corey. Do
we have a single plant? We have a plant. There's none,
There's nothing we don't We should get some greenery or something.
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Bob definitely brought that up last time, that there was
not any greenery in the house. There's nothing on the
walls except for the portrait of me looking like a
prince behind which that's awesome. Beyond that, we have a
globe and we have snacks. We have lots of snacks,
so I'd say we're setting here giant hands. Jesse. Do
you like Dairy Queen? If so built the Ultimate Blizzard,
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what are the toppings for you? Okay, so I have
something controversial. I have to say I like Dairy Queen
a lot. I'm not big on their ice cream. It's
not that I dislike their ice cream. It's soft served
ice cream. It's fine. I like a dipped cone. I
like a blizzard. I'm more of a butterfinger blizzard guy,
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but I like all those things. I like Dairy Queen's burgers,
and I don't know whether they still have them. For
the longest time, they did, and then the last time
I went to one, they didn't, and then I went
to one in a different town they did, so maybe
it's location specific. They have these little jalapino strips that
they deep fry. I think they're called Jaliscos Halisco's at
Fireman something like that. You can get the jalapino strips
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on a Dairy Queen burger. Mmmmmm. When I go to
Dairy Queen, I hardly ever get ice cream. I get
a burger. Ice Cream is overrated. I didn't say bad.
I like ice cream, it's fine. I just have never
been a huge ice cream man. I don't know, Jesse.
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What's worse. People who drive slow in the fast people
who treat a traffic circle like a four way stop.
His name is Matt Buddy. Traffic circles are wonderful, wonderful,
and here's why most people in society are hesitant and afraid,
so they get to a traffic circle and they freeze up.
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If you're an assertive person, what that means is you
can do whatever you want. You just go. I love
traffic circles because it allows you to bully all the
other drivers who are less certain about what they're doing,
people who drive slow in the fast lane. I've said
this forever. If I had a superpower, this is on
my short list of superpowers I wish I could have.
(05:41):
I wish I could. If you're puttzing along in the
fast lane and there's a line of cars behind you
and you're not considerate enough to look in the mirror
and get over, I wish I could safely safely shut
down your vehicle. Make sure you move safely to the
side of the road, so boom, shut your vehicle down.
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Move you to the side of the road, where you
have to sit there for fifteen minutes for the first violation.
If I ever catch you again, I have to do
it again. You have to sit there for a half hour.
That's what you get for being inconsiderate. The rear view
mirrors are there for a reason. If you ever look
in the rear view mirror and there's a long line
of cars, behind you. You're freaking rude and you believe
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you're the only person on the road, but you are not.
There are other drivers. Kindly move over so everyone else
can get by. Jesse, when was the last time anyone
was convicted of treason? Is it not a popular thing
to do? Well, there's you saw the news story today
that an FBI agent was trying to leave the country.
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He was trying to leave the country, had a one
way ticket to leave the country, and he got busted.
They snatched him up. He had been leaking classified information illegally.
So for me, this is like Christmas morning. We finally
have our first FBI agent in handcuffs, looking at serious
prison time. But to answer your questions, I know exactly
what you're asking me. Whence the last time someone got
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convicted of treason? This is gonna get It's a little dark,
but it's true. How do you convict someone of treason
in the country when half the country is treason us?
See what I mean? Well, when one of the two
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political parties has decided that America freaking sucks and America
should be burnt down, well that's treason. Look, I would
argue what Joe Biden did was treeson us with the gas.
Remember what he did with the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. We
were heading into the midterms and gas prices were high. Well,
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the strategic petroleum Reserve is there for times of war,
so you make sure if you're oil reduction, if your
ability to get oil is held back by war. It's
to make sure the country can continue to function. It
is a critical, critical thing. The Biden administration wiped out
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the Strategic Petroleum Reserve just so they could win more
seats in the midterms. He pumped all that gas into
the economy to lower gas prices so they wouldn't get
hurt as bad in the midterms. Tell me that's not treason.
You can't just do that. But who's going to convict
them when half the judges are trees? And it's I mean,
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this is the problem with where we are now and
where our mentality goes. We get all these wins, and
we are we're getting great wins, and I don't want
to be dismissive of those. We have so much work
to do because we have so many people in critical
positions of power who are trying to put the country
to the torch. And that is not an easy fix.
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There's no quick fix for that. How do you handle
the fact that Democrats packed over two hundred judges on
to the lower courts and these judges will now torch
this place and stop Trump from doing anything unless he
chooses to ignore them. There's no easy way around it.
I mean, this question goes along great with it, dear
great one. I'm Art from Connecticut. Hey, Art, Why does
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Soros do what he does? It doesn't make sense to
me spending all that money to have these freaks make
all this noise. George Soros has been quoted in UH
newspaper articles before of I don't even know if he
called it narcissism, but essentially thinking of himself as if
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he's some kind of a god. I believe he actually
used the word god, that he has this terrible god complex.
There are people who've been trained that the United States
of America is evil, that free markets are evil, that
that that our system is so evil. And there are
many Americans and foreigners who believe the highest calling is
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to stop the United States of America, to make the
United States of America crumble. And I could never explain
that to you, because I can't explain it to myself.
I think that's just the most despicable way to look
at things, especially when you look at a country like ours,
that we've done so much great, we do so much great,
so many wonderful things, to think that this is some
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kind of an evil empire that must be brought to heal.
I can't wrap my mind around, and I can't explain
it to you. All Right, some guy who uses bad
words is angry with me about something about Trump. I'm
not sure what it is. Someone wants to yell at
me about child endangerment, cheesy snacks, all that Chuck Schumer
and more still to come. Let me first talk to
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We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real
to me, dammit with ternstacks. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you can email
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the show if you want. Jesse at Jesse Kelly's Show
dot com Jesse. It's so wild to me that people
like Schumer fall victim to their own religion of destruction.
It's a case study in communism meeting their own. You
think Schumer is second guessing what he's helped create. Well,
a guy like Chuck Schumer, you've never done anything in
the private sector, A career politician, it's so gross that
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this exists. But a career politician who's now a millionaire
several times over, an immensely powerful human being, who's going
to be able to fly on private jets and fancy
steak dinners and fundraisers and mansions. He essentially will live
like royalty and has lived like royalty. What brought him
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that Democrat party? Politics brought him that getting involved in
politics brought him all that prestige, all that wealth, And
in being a Democrat, he knew he had to court
stream animals. You have to do that when you're a Democrat.
You have to court the worst people in our society,
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the dumbest people in our society, the dregs of society.
You understand, you have to go give speeches in front
of them. I still laugh. It's still one of the
funniest videos I've ever seen. I've never been able to
find it, but Chuck Schumer was at a Pride rally
in New York City and he's just such a frigging
goober anyway, with that dumb voice of his and how
he looks. And I remember he was sitting there in
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his khakis and he's just dressed like a middle aged dad,
and I remember he's going Pride, Pride, Pride. He just
looks like such a ham fisted dork. And I remember
thinking to myself, what a degrading moment. Dude isn't even
gay and he has to go walk with all these
people in their pink feather bubbles and the leather chaps
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screaming about pride, pride, pride? What a man? How low
do you have to degrade yourself to do that? But
it's brought him, well, it's brought him fame, it's brought
him power. That the power that I'll never know, power
that you'll never know, most likely, like I said, when
you're a United States Senator, especially when you're Chuck Schumer
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at that level, Chuck Schumer could visit Saudi Arabia and
ask for a meeting with the royal family and he
would get one in one of those palaces they're supposed
to have that you need a golf cart to drive
around it. Are you ever going to see one of
those palaces? I'm never going to see one of those palaces.
Chuck Schumer will if he wants to that life, getting
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that life of royalty. It comes with the cost, especially
when you're a Democrat. The modern Democrat Party has had
to court the street animals over and over and over again,
and then then after they've courted them, they've continued to
radicalize them with all the Nazi Nazi europagrants, not just shows.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Again, the American people do not trust Elon Musk and
Elon Musk is incompetent in his position. And how do
we know because they fired tens of thousands of the
people who's challenging court. The court said the people have
to go back, and now the people are coming back.
He's incompetent, he's a thief, he's a Nazi, and people
don't trust him.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
He's a Nazi. Years and years and years and years,
they've been telling your liberal aunt Peggy that she's fighting Nazis,
fighting Nazis, fighting Nazis, and now liberal ant Peggy believes
she's fighting Nazis, and so liberal ant Peggy will demand
the Democrat Party to the most insane, unpopular, extreme positions
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because you have to do anything you can do with
that stop Nazis. Haha. And so now Chuck Schuber finds
himself getting screamed out on television, having to go on
TV on the view and debase himself, having to go
on the view. I still can't believe he put this
on camera. Chuck Schumer knows about politics, he knows you
can't say things like this. He did it anyway, trying
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to save.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
His bude Is. I made my money all by my
how dare your government take my money from me? I
don't want to pay taxes or I've built my company
with my bare hands. How dare your government tell me
how I should treat my customers the land?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's bad to put on video? Okay, Chuck, that's what
he's trying to do to fend off the left flank
and maintain his leadership position. Dear food genius, what's the
best original cheesy snack cracker cheese? It's goldfish or cheese nips.
It's cheese, Its all day original cheese. Its still slap uh. Goldfish? Okay,
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let's just have a talk. Goldfish were never very good.
They just weren't. They never had the pop, they never
did what Chris was. See, Chris just made my point
for me once again. Chris, by being dumb, made my
point for me. Chris chimed in and he said, flavor
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blasted goldfish. You're right, Chris. Why they need those because
the other ones were flavor lacking. That's why they need those.
Oh I like flavor blasted goldfish. I'll buy flavor flavor.
Why can I say that flavor blasted? Shut up, Chris,
it's a hard thing to say. I'll buy flavor blasted goldfish.
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You have to buy those because the other ones suck,
they're too bland. But cheese its, cheese its are the
sneaky assassin of the snack world. And here's what I mean.
You can go for a long time without trying to
cheese it. A long time, you don't think about it.
You'll walk by them in the grocery store, you'll be
in the doctor's office or a car dealership and they'll
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have the little minibags of those. You'll pass them by
and grab the cheetos or ruffles or something like that.
And then you'll be in a situation where you have
no other choice, and you'll snatch up and cheese it.
And every time you go, ooh, I forgot how good
these are. Phenomenal, phenomenal. I love cheese and white cheddar cheese.
It's hmm, about as good as it gets, almost as
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(18:29):
They hate you. My bill got cut in half when
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Jesse Kelly, switch to pure Talk. When we come back,
we'll talk about child endangerment, hostage rescues, and a whole
host of other things, even cheese, steak egg rules. Hang on,
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
By the way, Trump spoke today on the Department of
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Education and its functions, and those are going to be
divvied up two different groups. And I love what he
said for the most part. One little one little thing
I have to quit on.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
So if you look at the pelgram's supposed to be
a very good program Title one funding and resources for
children with special disabilities and special needs. They are going
to be preserved in full and redistributed to various other
agencies and departments will take very good care of them.
And it's very important to Linda, I know, and it's
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very important to all of us.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I love it. I love that we're breaking up the
Department of Education. I think it's wonderful. I like that
we're making sure or at least trying to do it carefully.
I'd also think, you know, if we're going to put
various if we're going to take the duties of the
Department of Education and we're going to hand those duties
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to various other parts of the government. I get that.
You know, HHS is going to handle nutrition. Shouldn't the
army handle special needs? Jesse, I wonder if the issue
of child endangerment ever came up with your dad leaving
you by yourself in that thicket near the elk. I
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don't think my dad would care my dad the issue
of child endangerment. Look, people grew up in a time
it's not just something you read about on the internet.
For you, for you young younger people, there was a
time in this country where especially we didn't have as
many screens. I'm not insulting you for being on your
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screen or any of that other stuff. I have a
phone too, whatnot, but that stuff really wasn't around. You
just went outside and you would leave and your parents
wouldn't know where you were because there's no cell phone
to get a hold of you. You get on a bike,
especially when you got a bike. When you got a bike,
you were all of a sudden free. You could go
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further and faster. My boys and I, my friends and
I, I mean, we would take our bikes and I would
leave the house. We would take off into the hills.
We would build bike ramps for ourselves, and we would
wipe out until we were bleeding and broken and limp
back home at dark. You want to know what it
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was like in my house, My sister Mickey and I
very big, very pigheaded like I am, or a really
really Irish family, and so Mickey and I would decide
that we weren't pleased with whatever level of discipline we'd
just received from mom or Dad, which usually involved a
paddling or something like that, and Mickey and I would
get together, I'm talking, uh, six years old, seven years old.
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We would decide that we are running away from home,
that we're going away, and don't think that this was
just like a passive thing. We would pack, we would
pack backpacks and everything. My mom, who didn't have a
lot of confidence it would last, she would oftentimes pack
us lunches, and Mickey and I we would just take
off into the woods. That's it. I had no destination
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in mind, and they were Keep in mind, this was
when we were back in Ohio. There were water moccasins everywhere,
cotton mouse depending on which part of the country, poisonous
snakes all over the place. Were what Chris Chris said,
how long did it last? About time it got dark?
Then we'd come on back home. But Mom wouldn't worry
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about it. Now we're talking the woods. I've got the
knows what you could have run into out there, wild animals, skunk,
and that was how it was done. I'll give you
one better. You want a story about me and the
old man and just kind of how he was. I
have to own a lot of this because I've always
been a bit of an adventurer anyway, where I enjoy
kind of danger and risks. Remember when I told you
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he took me to Canada fishing one time, and it
was way up into the Yukon and there was no
civilization anywhere. We actually went back to that place as
like a nostalgic trip when I was I think nineteen
nineteen or twenty years old, and I went up there
with one of my buddies, who was also a marine
at the time. So granted we were two people who
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knew how to handle ourselves. But at one point, me
and my buddy Matt, I'm not going to give out
his last name. Me and my buddy Matt. Remember, there
are no facilities, there's nothing. We are in a little
cabin and you're on a bunch of little lakes that
are that are broken up by various little strips of
of land, and there is nothing. There's no cell phone,
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no nothing, no radio, no nothing. You are all oone
me Matt. We take off on our own. One day,
Dad takes off he's fishing with his buddy. I tell
my dad, hey, we saw there's a couple lakes over
it's gonna take us a while to get there, but
we're gonna go fish that. It seems wild. There's no
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one else out there, and my dad's huh, go whatever
on your own. Go hop on my boat, take off,
get to aplete piece of land, Get on another boat.
After we walk through the piece of land, take off
across that lake, cross another piece of land, onto another boat.
I would guess if we were going straight back, I
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would guess we're probably three hours away from getting back
to the cabin. That's how long it took to get there.
Now these are wee wee wee little boats, really broken down.
This is a really old place, and now these little
motors on them. Right me, Matt. We go back to
this other place. We fish until we can't move our arms.
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We're catching walleye and pike or muskie, depending on what
part of the country we're catching fish. We're having a
time of our lives. It's starting to get I don't
want to say dark, but we're an hour from it
being dark, and we're three hours away. So we fired
up and we start motoring back. The boat was so
rotted out. The boat was rot that the motor snapped
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off of the back of the boat. Meaning the wood
on the boat just simply was warped and just boom,
it just broke off. Motor bottom of the lake, me Matt,
the middle of the Yukon. It's getting dark, nothing but
us and a couple of oars. And now that three
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hour trip back turned into four or five. And what
you gonna do? Aim in the right direction, start paddling,
keep it together. We came limping into camp like ten
o'clock that night. My old man was sitting there without
a care in the world, sitting there on the porch.
Ah figured you two idiots and make it back at
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some point in time. That was how I was raised.
Go figure it out, you go survive, go figure it out.
Help me alone. I really appreciate it. Jesse. Have you
ever had a cheese steak egg roll? I have had
a cheese steak egg roll. There was this steakhouse, uh, Morton's.
I think Morton's in National Chain, isn't it Chris? They
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had one, It is Corey. They had one in Tucson
and we had a campaign event there at one time,
a fundraiser event, and they had cheese steak egg rolls.
Oh my gosh, it was freaking amazing. Hey, lebron hands Jesse.
I've had enough of the words we hear each night
on the news. When are we going to see the
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January sixth committee subpoenaed along with the fifty one former
intelligence officials who lied about Hunter Biden's laptop? And when
will we see the elon deranged labeled domestic terrorists as
the January sixth protesters were. I don't give a rat
about the Kennedy files. Pam Bondy has done nothing to
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impress me yet and the subject of this one was
enough with the words. As we've said, I am right
now officially on a wait and see I'm in wait
and see mode with Pam Bondy. By the end of
Donald Trump's four years, we will see a bunch of
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government employees, current and former, either already in prison or
in the trial process or everything is a failure. Government
criminal must be prosecuted for government crimes. Otherwise it doesn't
matter about in border inflation, all that stuff, because the
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communists will simply just destroy all that the next time
they get into power. We must give the criminals inside
of the government something to be afraid of, and that
means arrests. I know they got an FBI guy today,
and I applaud them for it. Good for Pam BONDI good.
That's a good start. Credit where it's due. I also
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understand that legal things take time. They take time. It
doesn't work as fast as you want it or I
want it. You have to put together a case and
indictments and things like that. I'm gonna be hard on them.
It's me. I will. It takes longer than sixty days.
Let's see what they can do. One segment left, hang
on fighting for your freedom every day the Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Oh, final segment of
The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday,
and I hope you have a wonderful, blessed weekend. Member.
If you want to email me you can. We'll be
back on Monday for medal of honor Monday. You can
email me to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now
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here's an interesting question. Maybe we should have tackled this earlier, Jesse,
because the subject of this one is moral dilemma. How
should a hostage rescue be decided? Consider the failed Iran
hostage rescue attempted under Carter, the failed Pow Camp rescue
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in Vietnam, the partially successful rescue in Gaza. What if
more troops are lost than hostage is rescued. Do you
even keep trying even if it's a suicide mission for
the troops and the hostages may be killed via booby trafts?
What if more troops volunteer? I don't know the answer
to this. What do you say? I think that it's
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a wonderful question. Because there's not necessarily a great answer.
I'll give you one. Here's something for you to think about,
just something to think about. I'm not saying I sign
up for this because, like I said, I don't think
there's a right answer. But I had a guy say
this to me one time. Now, granted, this guy was
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a Navy seal and had done like three combat tours already,
so he was some he'd seen some things, but he
was a thinker for sure. And what he thought about
hostage rescue was this that we were talking about nations,
How nations should handle it, he said, Jesse. The actual
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rescuing of the innocent person being held hostage should be
a completely secondary priority. He said, if you can get
one out, fine, He said, the main priority of any
hostage rescue should be kill every single person responsible for
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taking the hostages, no matter what the situation is. No arrests.
You make sure everybody who took a hostage dies every
single time. And so we're going back and forth with
playing this metal experiment. We're having a couple of beers
and I said, okay, well that's that's a little draconian.
I get what you're saying, But what about what about
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the hostages? Right? What if? What if that's a bunch
of school kids, kindergarten class? He said, yeah, I understand that.
He said, I get it. He said. The idea is
supposed to be save as many innocent lives as possible, right,
that's the ultimate goal should be. I said yeah. He said, well,
forgetting the individual situation on a macro level over a
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long enough period of time, doesn't it save the most lives?
If it is understood that you will die if you
take a hostage? He said, isn't that the most humane thing? Now,
that's just one way to think about it. I understand
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what you're saying. So let's make it about Gaza because
that's a great example. Hamas exists underground and the tunnels.
These are not tiny little things either paid for by
the American taxpayer. These things are intricate. These things have
running water, ventilation, different rooms, corridors, levels to them, underground hospitals,
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you name it. They have it underground and they are
booby trapped to the max. Well, I don't care how
highly trained you are a Delta force, you know, all
those commando Israeli types. If you're Hamas and you're willing
to die and you're holding a hostage in an underground tunnel,
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thinking that you can get to that hostage before they
die is probably naiven. They know that this is all stuff.
They know, they've talked about it openly. So what's the
best way. I don't know that there's an answer to that.
I think that in my mind, you have to allow
the troops to assume some level of risk because one
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that's their job, and two they want to You know,
if you told me they're back in my Marine Corps
dates and I was nothing like any of these guys,
but you told me, hey, Jesse, do you want to
take your platoon in there and try to save They've
got three women and ten kids hostage. Some of you
may die. I tell you one thing, to a man,
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everyone in my platoon will be like, Okay, then someone
might die. We're going to save them. We're going to try.
That's the duty of a man, that's the duty of
an armed service member. And the cops feel the exact
same way, the good ones. Not of course, those losers
in 've Aaldey who listened to a bunch of kids
getting shot. But most cops feel the exact same way.
Whatever the situation is, I'm going in and that's the
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risk I take on when I put on the badge.
So it's a fascinating question one I don't know that
there's a right answer to. But I do know this.
The right answer for your dog is rough Greens that
I do know. I don't know. I also know this.
Fred would not be a good rescue dog at all
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at all. There would be no advantage to bringing Fred
along whatsoever. In fact, Fred doesn't really provide any advantages
unless you're having a bad day, then he's going to
make you feel really, really good. He's good at that,
That's about it. We do love him, though, and we
hope that big fluffy meathhead lives a very very long
time and that's why we give our good boy rough Greens.
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We sprinkle it on his food. It's a natural nutritional supplement.
It has omega oils and antioxidants and digestive enzymes and probiotics.
It will make sure your dog lives a very long
time in a healthier life. That's what's important. There's no
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Jesse And now.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Why go you know? You know the thing emails we
didn't get to Oracle. If you walk in a bathroom
and there are four urinals, three or normal and the
last one is tiny for midgets and Italians. If someone
is at the second urinal, what is the proper urinal
to take? Do you take one or three next to him?
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Or create space and take the mini one? You take
the mini one. I've never hesitated to take the mini one.
What the way gravity works? I don't care how tall
the thing is. It's all gonna fall in there eventually.
Dear World traveler, Jesse. Now that you're a famous radio
and TV personality, you should buy a shiny convertible sports
car to drive around. I'm sure you. I'm sure your
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nose whistle will drown out the wind noise when you
have the top down. You know, I thought this was
gonna be nice, but instead this turned out to be
mean and hurtful. That's one two. I don't want to
drive a convertible one because it messes up my hair.
In two. Wind is the worst of all weather. That's
why convertibles are ridiculous. Everyone knows wind is the worst.
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No one's ever said I love the wind, So why
would I add the worst weather to every driving experience? What? Chris?
You know what, Chris? I do have to worry about
my hair for your information. I have this new shampoo
and it is working so well for me. I can't
believe the shine. I can't believe the body on it, Jesse.
Will the movie stars in California that lost their homes
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face the same trouble trying to rebuild their homes or
will they get special treatment? Oh, they're gonna get special treatment.
But even they even they won't be over able to
overcome all the dirty comedies who are going to rebuild
that beautiful freaking area in southern California. It's criminal what
they're going to do with all that. You go, enjoy
your weekend and your family. Put the phone down. We'll
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be back on Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. On a Friday, Final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and asked Doctor Jesse Friday,
we'll talk about Joe and Joe Biden here in a
few We apparently have a new fighter jet, which sounds sweet. Well,
(00:33):
wait a minute, I'm not sure if it's a fighter
To be honest with you, I don't know anything about it.
This new F forty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The forty seven will be the most advanced, most capable,
most lethal aircraft ever built. An experimental version of the
plane has secretly been flying for almost five years, and
we're confident that it massively overpowers the capabilities of any
of the nation. There's no other nation. We know every
other plane. I've seen everyone one of them, and it's
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not even close as next level. You know level five
is good.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is level six.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They say their.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Forty seven is equipped with state of the arts stealth technologies,
virtually unseeable and unprecedented power. America's enemies will.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Never see it coming.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hopefully we won't have to use it for that purpose,
but you have to have it, and if it ever happens,
they won't know what the hell hit them.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't understand exactly what it is, but it sounds sweet.
I saw the picture of it when you saw the
picture of it today. I guess that's not going to
qualify as a fighter. I'm assuming a bomber. I don't know,
but it sounds awesome and the hate. Let's not be
dismissive of that. It is a big deal. It was
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always just the Navy, now is the Navy. In the
Air Force, you cannot fall behind your enemy technologically in
those two areas, your army or Marine Corps, whatever. You
can have a gun that's not quite top of the line.
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You can. You can get away with a gun from
the Vietnam era. If you're facing a modern area gun,
a modern era gun, you can. It doesn't work that
way in the Air Force. It doesn't work that way
in the Navy. You have to be technologically more advanced
than they are. If that's what we got. Good dear Jesse.
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I heard your listeners inquired about a contest to win
a trip to your studio. My mind instantly flashed. When
you describe the look on OB's face when you brought
her to your apartment for the first time, so no thanks.
You know, Ob has actually been in here in the
studio too, equally mortified here. We're dudes here. We don't
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have any women that work in the studio, and so
we decorate like dudes, as in, we don't decorate at all.
Everything is purely functional. There are places to sit, there
are places to eat, but we don't have corey. Do
we have a single plant? We have a plant. There's none,
There's nothing we don't We should get some greenery or something.
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Bob definitely brought that up last time, that there was
not any greenery in the house. There's nothing on the
walls except for the portrait of me looking like a
prince behind which that's awesome. Beyond that, we have a
globe and we have snacks. We have lots of snacks,
so I'd say we're setting here giant hands. Jesse. Do
you like Dairy Queen? If so built the Ultimate Blizzard,
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what are the toppings for you? Okay, so I have
something controversial. I have to say I like Dairy Queen
a lot. I'm not big on their ice cream. It's
not that I dislike their ice cream. It's soft served
ice cream. It's fine. I like a dipped cone. I
like a blizzard. I'm more of a butterfinger blizzard guy,
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but I like all those things. I like Dairy Queen's burgers,
and I don't know whether they still have them. For
the longest time, they did, and then the last time
I went to one, they didn't, and then I went
to one in a different town they did, so maybe
it's location specific. They have these little jalapino strips that
they deep fry. I think they're called Jaliscos Halisco's at
Fireman something like that. You can get the jalapino strips
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on a Dairy Queen burger. Mmmmmm. When I go to
Dairy Queen, I hardly ever get ice cream. I get
a burger. Ice Cream is overrated. I didn't say bad.
I like ice cream, it's fine. I just have never
been a huge ice cream man. I don't know, Jesse.
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What's worse. People who drive slow in the fast people
who treat a traffic circle like a four way stop.
His name is Matt Buddy. Traffic circles are wonderful, wonderful,
and here's why most people in society are hesitant and afraid,
so they get to a traffic circle and they freeze up.
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If you're an assertive person, what that means is you
can do whatever you want. You just go. I love
traffic circles because it allows you to bully all the
other drivers who are less certain about what they're doing,
people who drive slow in the fast lane. I've said
this forever. If I had a superpower, this is on
my short list of superpowers I wish I could have.
(05:41):
I wish I could. If you're puttzing along in the
fast lane and there's a line of cars behind you
and you're not considerate enough to look in the mirror
and get over, I wish I could safely safely shut
down your vehicle. Make sure you move safely to the
side of the road, so boom, shut your vehicle down.
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Move you to the side of the road, where you
have to sit there for fifteen minutes for the first violation.
If I ever catch you again, I have to do
it again. You have to sit there for a half hour.
That's what you get for being inconsiderate. The rear view
mirrors are there for a reason. If you ever look
in the rear view mirror and there's a long line
of cars, behind you. You're freaking rude and you believe
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you're the only person on the road, but you are not.
There are other drivers. Kindly move over so everyone else
can get by. Jesse, when was the last time anyone
was convicted of treason? Is it not a popular thing
to do? Well, there's you saw the news story today
that an FBI agent was trying to leave the country.
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He was trying to leave the country, had a one
way ticket to leave the country, and he got busted.
They snatched him up. He had been leaking classified information illegally.
So for me, this is like Christmas morning. We finally
have our first FBI agent in handcuffs, looking at serious
prison time. But to answer your questions, I know exactly
what you're asking me. Whence the last time someone got
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convicted of treason? This is gonna get It's a little dark,
but it's true. How do you convict someone of treason
in the country when half the country is treason us?
See what I mean? Well, when one of the two
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political parties has decided that America freaking sucks and America
should be burnt down, well that's treason. Look, I would
argue what Joe Biden did was treeson us with the gas.
Remember what he did with the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. We
were heading into the midterms and gas prices were high. Well,
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the strategic petroleum Reserve is there for times of war,
so you make sure if you're oil reduction, if your
ability to get oil is held back by war. It's
to make sure the country can continue to function. It
is a critical, critical thing. The Biden administration wiped out
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the Strategic Petroleum Reserve just so they could win more
seats in the midterms. He pumped all that gas into
the economy to lower gas prices so they wouldn't get
hurt as bad in the midterms. Tell me that's not treason.
You can't just do that. But who's going to convict
them when half the judges are trees? And it's I mean,
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this is the problem with where we are now and
where our mentality goes. We get all these wins, and
we are we're getting great wins, and I don't want
to be dismissive of those. We have so much work
to do because we have so many people in critical
positions of power who are trying to put the country
to the torch. And that is not an easy fix.
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There's no quick fix for that. How do you handle
the fact that Democrats packed over two hundred judges on
to the lower courts and these judges will now torch
this place and stop Trump from doing anything unless he
chooses to ignore them. There's no easy way around it.
I mean, this question goes along great with it, dear
great one. I'm Art from Connecticut. Hey, Art, Why does
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Soros do what he does? It doesn't make sense to
me spending all that money to have these freaks make
all this noise. George Soros has been quoted in UH
newspaper articles before of I don't even know if he
called it narcissism, but essentially thinking of himself as if
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he's some kind of a god. I believe he actually
used the word god, that he has this terrible god complex.
There are people who've been trained that the United States
of America is evil, that free markets are evil, that
that that our system is so evil. And there are
many Americans and foreigners who believe the highest calling is
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to stop the United States of America, to make the
United States of America crumble. And I could never explain
that to you, because I can't explain it to myself.
I think that's just the most despicable way to look
at things, especially when you look at a country like ours,
that we've done so much great, we do so much great,
so many wonderful things, to think that this is some
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kind of an evil empire that must be brought to heal.
I can't wrap my mind around, and I can't explain
it to you. All Right, some guy who uses bad
words is angry with me about something about Trump. I'm
not sure what it is. Someone wants to yell at
me about child endangerment, cheesy snacks, all that Chuck Schumer
and more still to come. Let me first talk to
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We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real
to me, dammit with ternstacks. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you can email
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the show if you want. Jesse at Jesse Kelly's Show
dot com Jesse. It's so wild to me that people
like Schumer fall victim to their own religion of destruction.
It's a case study in communism meeting their own. You
think Schumer is second guessing what he's helped create. Well,
a guy like Chuck Schumer, you've never done anything in
the private sector, A career politician, it's so gross that
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this exists. But a career politician who's now a millionaire
several times over, an immensely powerful human being, who's going
to be able to fly on private jets and fancy
steak dinners and fundraisers and mansions. He essentially will live
like royalty and has lived like royalty. What brought him
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that Democrat party? Politics brought him that getting involved in
politics brought him all that prestige, all that wealth, And
in being a Democrat, he knew he had to court
stream animals. You have to do that when you're a Democrat.
You have to court the worst people in our society,
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the dumbest people in our society, the dregs of society.
You understand, you have to go give speeches in front
of them. I still laugh. It's still one of the
funniest videos I've ever seen. I've never been able to
find it, but Chuck Schumer was at a Pride rally
in New York City and he's just such a frigging
goober anyway, with that dumb voice of his and how
he looks. And I remember he was sitting there in
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his khakis and he's just dressed like a middle aged dad,
and I remember he's going Pride, Pride, Pride. He just
looks like such a ham fisted dork. And I remember
thinking to myself, what a degrading moment. Dude isn't even
gay and he has to go walk with all these
people in their pink feather bubbles and the leather chaps
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screaming about pride, pride, pride? What a man? How low
do you have to degrade yourself to do that? But
it's brought him, well, it's brought him fame, it's brought
him power. That the power that I'll never know, power
that you'll never know, most likely, like I said, when
you're a United States Senator, especially when you're Chuck Schumer
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at that level, Chuck Schumer could visit Saudi Arabia and
ask for a meeting with the royal family and he
would get one in one of those palaces they're supposed
to have that you need a golf cart to drive
around it. Are you ever going to see one of
those palaces? I'm never going to see one of those palaces.
Chuck Schumer will if he wants to that life, getting
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that life of royalty. It comes with the cost, especially
when you're a Democrat. The modern Democrat Party has had
to court the street animals over and over and over again,
and then then after they've courted them, they've continued to
radicalize them with all the Nazi Nazi europagrants, not just shows.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Again, the American people do not trust Elon Musk and
Elon Musk is incompetent in his position. And how do
we know because they fired tens of thousands of the
people who's challenging court. The court said the people have
to go back, and now the people are coming back.
He's incompetent, he's a thief, he's a Nazi, and people
don't trust him.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
He's a Nazi. Years and years and years and years,
they've been telling your liberal aunt Peggy that she's fighting Nazis,
fighting Nazis, fighting Nazis, and now liberal ant Peggy believes
she's fighting Nazis, and so liberal ant Peggy will demand
the Democrat Party to the most insane, unpopular, extreme positions
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because you have to do anything you can do with
that stop Nazis. Haha. And so now Chuck Schuber finds
himself getting screamed out on television, having to go on
TV on the view and debase himself, having to go
on the view. I still can't believe he put this
on camera. Chuck Schumer knows about politics, he knows you
can't say things like this. He did it anyway, trying
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to save.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
His bude Is. I made my money all by my
how dare your government take my money from me? I
don't want to pay taxes or I've built my company
with my bare hands. How dare your government tell me
how I should treat my customers the land?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's bad to put on video? Okay, Chuck, that's what
he's trying to do to fend off the left flank
and maintain his leadership position. Dear food genius, what's the
best original cheesy snack cracker cheese? It's goldfish or cheese nips.
It's cheese, Its all day original cheese. Its still slap uh. Goldfish? Okay,
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let's just have a talk. Goldfish were never very good.
They just weren't. They never had the pop, they never
did what Chris was. See, Chris just made my point
for me once again. Chris, by being dumb, made my
point for me. Chris chimed in and he said, flavor
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blasted goldfish. You're right, Chris. Why they need those because
the other ones were flavor lacking. That's why they need those.
Oh I like flavor blasted goldfish. I'll buy flavor flavor.
Why can I say that flavor blasted? Shut up, Chris,
it's a hard thing to say. I'll buy flavor blasted goldfish.
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You have to buy those because the other ones suck,
they're too bland. But cheese its, cheese its are the
sneaky assassin of the snack world. And here's what I mean.
You can go for a long time without trying to
cheese it. A long time, you don't think about it.
You'll walk by them in the grocery store, you'll be
in the doctor's office or a car dealership and they'll
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have the little minibags of those. You'll pass them by
and grab the cheetos or ruffles or something like that.
And then you'll be in a situation where you have
no other choice, and you'll snatch up and cheese it.
And every time you go, ooh, I forgot how good
these are. Phenomenal, phenomenal. I love cheese and white cheddar cheese.
It's hmm, about as good as it gets, almost as
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we'll talk about child endangerment, hostage rescues, and a whole
host of other things, even cheese, steak egg rules. Hang on,
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
By the way, Trump spoke today on the Department of
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Education and its functions, and those are going to be
divvied up two different groups. And I love what he
said for the most part. One little one little thing
I have to quit on.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
So if you look at the pelgram's supposed to be
a very good program Title one funding and resources for
children with special disabilities and special needs. They are going
to be preserved in full and redistributed to various other
agencies and departments will take very good care of them.
And it's very important to Linda, I know, and it's
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very important to all of us.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I love it. I love that we're breaking up the
Department of Education. I think it's wonderful. I like that
we're making sure or at least trying to do it carefully.
I'd also think, you know, if we're going to put
various if we're going to take the duties of the
Department of Education and we're going to hand those duties
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to various other parts of the government. I get that.
You know, HHS is going to handle nutrition. Shouldn't the
army handle special needs? Jesse, I wonder if the issue
of child endangerment ever came up with your dad leaving
you by yourself in that thicket near the elk. I
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don't think my dad would care my dad the issue
of child endangerment. Look, people grew up in a time
it's not just something you read about on the internet.
For you, for you young younger people, there was a
time in this country where especially we didn't have as
many screens. I'm not insulting you for being on your
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screen or any of that other stuff. I have a
phone too, whatnot, but that stuff really wasn't around. You
just went outside and you would leave and your parents
wouldn't know where you were because there's no cell phone
to get a hold of you. You get on a bike,
especially when you got a bike. When you got a bike,
you were all of a sudden free. You could go
(21:29):
further and faster. My boys and I, my friends and
I, I mean, we would take our bikes and I would
leave the house. We would take off into the hills.
We would build bike ramps for ourselves, and we would
wipe out until we were bleeding and broken and limp
back home at dark. You want to know what it
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was like in my house, My sister Mickey and I
very big, very pigheaded like I am, or a really
really Irish family, and so Mickey and I would decide
that we weren't pleased with whatever level of discipline we'd
just received from mom or Dad, which usually involved a
paddling or something like that, and Mickey and I would
get together, I'm talking, uh, six years old, seven years old.
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We would decide that we are running away from home,
that we're going away, and don't think that this was
just like a passive thing. We would pack, we would
pack backpacks and everything. My mom, who didn't have a
lot of confidence it would last, she would oftentimes pack
us lunches, and Mickey and I we would just take
off into the woods. That's it. I had no destination
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in mind, and they were Keep in mind, this was
when we were back in Ohio. There were water moccasins everywhere,
cotton mouse depending on which part of the country, poisonous
snakes all over the place. Were what Chris Chris said,
how long did it last? About time it got dark?
Then we'd come on back home. But Mom wouldn't worry
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about it. Now we're talking the woods. I've got the
knows what you could have run into out there, wild animals, skunk,
and that was how it was done. I'll give you
one better. You want a story about me and the
old man and just kind of how he was. I
have to own a lot of this because I've always
been a bit of an adventurer anyway, where I enjoy
kind of danger and risks. Remember when I told you
(23:20):
he took me to Canada fishing one time, and it
was way up into the Yukon and there was no
civilization anywhere. We actually went back to that place as
like a nostalgic trip when I was I think nineteen
nineteen or twenty years old, and I went up there
with one of my buddies, who was also a marine
at the time. So granted we were two people who
(23:41):
knew how to handle ourselves. But at one point, me
and my buddy Matt, I'm not going to give out
his last name. Me and my buddy Matt. Remember, there
are no facilities, there's nothing. We are in a little
cabin and you're on a bunch of little lakes that
are that are broken up by various little strips of
of land, and there is nothing. There's no cell phone,
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no nothing, no radio, no nothing. You are all oone
me Matt. We take off on our own. One day,
Dad takes off he's fishing with his buddy. I tell
my dad, hey, we saw there's a couple lakes over
it's gonna take us a while to get there, but
we're gonna go fish that. It seems wild. There's no
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one else out there, and my dad's huh, go whatever
on your own. Go hop on my boat, take off,
get to aplete piece of land, Get on another boat.
After we walk through the piece of land, take off
across that lake, cross another piece of land, onto another boat.
I would guess if we were going straight back, I
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would guess we're probably three hours away from getting back
to the cabin. That's how long it took to get there.
Now these are wee wee wee little boats, really broken down.
This is a really old place, and now these little
motors on them. Right me, Matt. We go back to
this other place. We fish until we can't move our arms.
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We're catching walleye and pike or muskie, depending on what
part of the country we're catching fish. We're having a
time of our lives. It's starting to get I don't
want to say dark, but we're an hour from it
being dark, and we're three hours away. So we fired
up and we start motoring back. The boat was so
rotted out. The boat was rot that the motor snapped
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off of the back of the boat. Meaning the wood
on the boat just simply was warped and just boom,
it just broke off. Motor bottom of the lake, me Matt,
the middle of the Yukon. It's getting dark, nothing but
us and a couple of oars. And now that three
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hour trip back turned into four or five. And what
you gonna do? Aim in the right direction, start paddling,
keep it together. We came limping into camp like ten
o'clock that night. My old man was sitting there without
a care in the world, sitting there on the porch.
Ah figured you two idiots and make it back at
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some point in time. That was how I was raised.
Go figure it out, you go survive, go figure it out.
Help me alone. I really appreciate it. Jesse. Have you
ever had a cheese steak egg roll? I have had
a cheese steak egg roll. There was this steakhouse, uh, Morton's.
I think Morton's in National Chain, isn't it Chris? They
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had one, It is Corey. They had one in Tucson
and we had a campaign event there at one time,
a fundraiser event, and they had cheese steak egg rolls.
Oh my gosh, it was freaking amazing. Hey, lebron hands Jesse.
I've had enough of the words we hear each night
on the news. When are we going to see the
(27:01):
January sixth committee subpoenaed along with the fifty one former
intelligence officials who lied about Hunter Biden's laptop? And when
will we see the elon deranged labeled domestic terrorists as
the January sixth protesters were. I don't give a rat
about the Kennedy files. Pam Bondy has done nothing to
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impress me yet and the subject of this one was
enough with the words. As we've said, I am right
now officially on a wait and see I'm in wait
and see mode with Pam Bondy. By the end of
Donald Trump's four years, we will see a bunch of
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government employees, current and former, either already in prison or
in the trial process or everything is a failure. Government
criminal must be prosecuted for government crimes. Otherwise it doesn't
matter about in border inflation, all that stuff, because the
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communists will simply just destroy all that the next time
they get into power. We must give the criminals inside
of the government something to be afraid of, and that
means arrests. I know they got an FBI guy today,
and I applaud them for it. Good for Pam BONDI good.
That's a good start. Credit where it's due. I also
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understand that legal things take time. They take time. It
doesn't work as fast as you want it or I
want it. You have to put together a case and
indictments and things like that. I'm gonna be hard on them.
It's me. I will. It takes longer than sixty days.
Let's see what they can do. One segment left, hang
on fighting for your freedom every day the Jesse Kelly Show.
(28:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Oh, final segment of
The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday,
and I hope you have a wonderful, blessed weekend. Member.
If you want to email me you can. We'll be
back on Monday for medal of honor Monday. You can
email me to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now
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here's an interesting question. Maybe we should have tackled this earlier, Jesse,
because the subject of this one is moral dilemma. How
should a hostage rescue be decided? Consider the failed Iran
hostage rescue attempted under Carter, the failed Pow Camp rescue
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in Vietnam, the partially successful rescue in Gaza. What if
more troops are lost than hostage is rescued. Do you
even keep trying even if it's a suicide mission for
the troops and the hostages may be killed via booby trafts?
What if more troops volunteer? I don't know the answer
to this. What do you say? I think that it's
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a wonderful question. Because there's not necessarily a great answer.
I'll give you one. Here's something for you to think about,
just something to think about. I'm not saying I sign
up for this because, like I said, I don't think
there's a right answer. But I had a guy say
this to me one time. Now, granted, this guy was
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a Navy seal and had done like three combat tours already,
so he was some he'd seen some things, but he
was a thinker for sure. And what he thought about
hostage rescue was this that we were talking about nations,
How nations should handle it, he said, Jesse. The actual
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rescuing of the innocent person being held hostage should be
a completely secondary priority. He said, if you can get
one out, fine, He said, the main priority of any
hostage rescue should be kill every single person responsible for
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taking the hostages, no matter what the situation is. No arrests.
You make sure everybody who took a hostage dies every
single time. And so we're going back and forth with
playing this metal experiment. We're having a couple of beers
and I said, okay, well that's that's a little draconian.
I get what you're saying, But what about what about
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the hostages? Right? What if? What if that's a bunch
of school kids, kindergarten class? He said, yeah, I understand that.
He said, I get it. He said. The idea is
supposed to be save as many innocent lives as possible, right,
that's the ultimate goal should be. I said yeah. He said, well,
forgetting the individual situation on a macro level over a
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long enough period of time, doesn't it save the most lives?
If it is understood that you will die if you
take a hostage? He said, isn't that the most humane thing? Now,
that's just one way to think about it. I understand
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what you're saying. So let's make it about Gaza because
that's a great example. Hamas exists underground and the tunnels.
These are not tiny little things either paid for by
the American taxpayer. These things are intricate. These things have
running water, ventilation, different rooms, corridors, levels to them, underground hospitals,
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you name it. They have it underground and they are
booby trapped to the max. Well, I don't care how
highly trained you are a Delta force, you know, all
those commando Israeli types. If you're Hamas and you're willing
to die and you're holding a hostage in an underground tunnel,
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thinking that you can get to that hostage before they
die is probably naiven. They know that this is all stuff.
They know, they've talked about it openly. So what's the
best way. I don't know that there's an answer to that.
I think that in my mind, you have to allow
the troops to assume some level of risk because one
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that's their job, and two they want to You know,
if you told me they're back in my Marine Corps
dates and I was nothing like any of these guys,
but you told me, hey, Jesse, do you want to
take your platoon in there and try to save They've
got three women and ten kids hostage. Some of you
may die. I tell you one thing, to a man,
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everyone in my platoon will be like, Okay, then someone
might die. We're going to save them. We're going to try.
That's the duty of a man, that's the duty of
an armed service member. And the cops feel the exact
same way, the good ones. Not of course, those losers
in 've Aaldey who listened to a bunch of kids
getting shot. But most cops feel the exact same way.
Whatever the situation is, I'm going in and that's the
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risk I take on when I put on the badge.
So it's a fascinating question one I don't know that
there's a right answer to. But I do know this.
The right answer for your dog is rough Greens that
I do know. I don't know. I also know this.
Fred would not be a good rescue dog at all
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at all. There would be no advantage to bringing Fred
along whatsoever. In fact, Fred doesn't really provide any advantages
unless you're having a bad day, then he's going to
make you feel really, really good. He's good at that,
That's about it. We do love him, though, and we
hope that big fluffy meathhead lives a very very long
time and that's why we give our good boy rough Greens.
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We sprinkle it on his food. It's a natural nutritional supplement.
It has omega oils and antioxidants and digestive enzymes and probiotics.
It will make sure your dog lives a very long
time in a healthier life. That's what's important. There's no
nutrition in the dog food. Your dog needs to get
nutrition from somewhere else. Why not use rough Greens. A
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free jumpstart trial bag is available for you. Eight three
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Jesse And now.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Why go you know? You know the thing emails we
didn't get to Oracle. If you walk in a bathroom
and there are four urinals, three or normal and the
last one is tiny for midgets and Italians. If someone
is at the second urinal, what is the proper urinal
to take? Do you take one or three next to him?
(35:44):
Or create space and take the mini one? You take
the mini one. I've never hesitated to take the mini one.
What the way gravity works? I don't care how tall
the thing is. It's all gonna fall in there eventually.
Dear World traveler, Jesse. Now that you're a famous radio
and TV personality, you should buy a shiny convertible sports
car to drive around. I'm sure you. I'm sure your
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nose whistle will drown out the wind noise when you
have the top down. You know, I thought this was
gonna be nice, but instead this turned out to be
mean and hurtful. That's one two. I don't want to
drive a convertible one because it messes up my hair.
In two. Wind is the worst of all weather. That's
why convertibles are ridiculous. Everyone knows wind is the worst.
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No one's ever said I love the wind, So why
would I add the worst weather to every driving experience? What? Chris?
You know what, Chris? I do have to worry about
my hair for your information. I have this new shampoo
and it is working so well for me. I can't
believe the shine. I can't believe the body on it, Jesse.
Will the movie stars in California that lost their homes
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face the same trouble trying to rebuild their homes or
will they get special treatment? Oh, they're gonna get special treatment.
But even they even they won't be over able to
overcome all the dirty comedies who are going to rebuild
that beautiful freaking area in southern California. It's criminal what
they're going to do with all that. You go, enjoy
your weekend and your family. Put the phone down. We'll
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be back on Monday. That's all
Host
Jesse Kelly
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