August 9, 2024 • 36 mins
The climate cult wants to eliminate about 7 billion people. Getting rid of Biden was the best thing the system could of done or itself because normie Norm doesn’t know better. The national divorce is coming.Why is there no investigation after sending millions to the Taliban. Why women shouldn’t vote. The FBI knew the illegal who came over the border to try and kill trump and they let him in anyway.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday. Final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday. I hope you are gearing
up to enjoy your freaking weekend. Let's dig into this
fat stack of questions. I still have to get to
here first. I do think I should play this one
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at a dome. You catch what she said here?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and
reduce population, more of our children can breathe clean air
and drink clean water.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What was that that she said? Reduce?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and
reduce popular more of our children can breathe clean air
and drink clean water.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Remember Remember who that guy is who calls them anti humans?
It's what they are, they're anti humans. I didn't come
up with that turn. I should know a lot of
people have used that before me. But that's what they are, sultsan,
it's in called communists, the enemies of humanity. It's probably
a very probably much better way to put it. They're
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anti human being at their core, anti human being. Yeah, Chris,
grab it, grab the plant. Remember how many? How many
clips like this? Have we played for you on the show.
Here's Bill Gates.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's an average about five tons for everyone on the planet,
and somehow we have to make changes that will bring
that down to zero. It's been constantly going up. It's
only various economic changes that have even flattened it at all.
So we have to go from rapidly rising to falling
and falling all the way to zero. This equation has
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four factors, a little bit of multiplication. So you've got
a thing on the left, CO two that you want
to get to zero, and that's going to be based
on the number of people, the services each person's using
on average, the energy on average for each service, and
the CO two being put out a per unit of energy.
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So let's look at each one of these and there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Just stuff right there. I know we've played that before.
Let's talk about this really quickly. So first of all,
their goal insane. CO two is natural. The atmosphere is
made up of it. Plants breathe it in and then
breathe out oxygen. You know, if you want the best oxygen,
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the most oxygen, you'll be around a bunch of trees
and plants because they will take that CO two and
produce wonderful oxygen. CO two is not a poison and
some the earth needs. So first of all, it's insane
to even want to drop it at all, let alone
drop it to zero. But let's get past that part.
(03:11):
Did you hear the things that need addressed? People, services,
and energy? What do they mean when they say addressed?
You know what? Chris played again, played again, play from
the beginning.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's an average about five tons for everyone on the planet,
and somehow we have to make changes that will bring
that down to zero. It's been constantly going out. It's
only various economic changes that have even flattened it at all.
So we have to go from rapidly rising to falling
and falling all the way to zero. This equation has
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four factors a little bit of multiplication. So you've got
a thing on the left CO two that you want
to get to zero, and that's going to be based
on the number of people, the services each person's choosing
on average, the energy on average for each service, and
the CO two being put out a per unit of energy.
(04:13):
So let's look at each one of these and see
how we can get this down to zero. Probably one
of these numbers is gonna have to get pretty near
to zero.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's one of these numbers needs to get near to zero.
Which number is that, Bill? Is it the people? You're
gonna kill enough people to get that down to zero.
Oh no, no, no, maybe you're not a mass murderer.
Of course he is. But maybe you're not a mass murderer. So,
oh no, the people can live? What was the next thing? Services?
(04:45):
Oh no, you can live. You just don't. I mean,
you can't have enough. You can't have all that healthcare,
you can't have all that food, you can't have vehicles,
you can't have this. No, they're not going to kill
all the people. They're just going to return us back
to the caveman era where we're all in mud huts,
building fires in the mountains. So if it's not that,
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if it's not the people, if it's not the services,
it's the energy. We've had this discussion before. What really
rose the world out of darkness? What really has given
you in me a standard of living that is absurd
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compared to the rest of human history. This happened very quickly.
When you look at the recorded history of man, how
quickly man rose up and just boom, technology everywhere healthcare advancements,
you name it. It was cheap energy that allowed man
to do that. Cheap, abundant energy, affordable energy is what
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did that. And that is what these people are trying
to destroy. Either they're just trying to kill the people themselves,
they're trying to ruin your life by taking away all
your services, or they're going to try to destroy your energy.
The most genocidal people in the history of the world
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are climate change people, because at their core, they believe
human beings are the problem, human beings are poison, and
human beings have to go in order to save the planet.
And they just speak like this now all the time.
What a despicable thing to say.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and
reduce population, more of our children can breathe clean air
and drink clean.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Water, reduce population. I'm pro human, you dirty communists. You're
an anti human, all right, Jesse. The only way Harris
Walls win is Shenanigans, algorithm, algorithms, double ballots, folks submitting
that so on. So okay, pause, pause, pause for a
moment there. That's not the only way Harris and Walls win,
(07:11):
not at all. In fact, that a lot of polling
averages out today have Harris favored to win as of
right now. I'm not saying she's going to win. I
am not at all trying to bring you down or
predict that, but I am telling you right now don't
get cocky because they're insane and and just gross. This
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election is anybody's ball game. If it was still Joe
Biden in there, I would say, yeah, we're looking pretty good.
I'd be real extra cocky right now. It is not
Joe Biden in there, And it's not that Dome isn't
just as bad or worse than Joe Biden is. But
Joe Biden was the one. Remember, for three and a
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half years, Joe Biden was president, and people have watched
their life go downhill. They've watched food get more expensive,
they watched crime rise, they've watched the border open. They've
got all these things the norms and normas have watched
happen over the last three and a half years. They
had someone to blame it on. It's Joe. It's Joe
who's the president. It's Joe, Joe, Joe Joe. They're not
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like you, They're not like me. You know that standard
Democrat policy. You know, Joe wasn't even setting policy. You
understand that these are all the left's plans, not Joe
Biden's wins. You get that, that's not how Norman Norma think.
Joe Biden spent three and a half years taking all
that bad will onto himself and the system. Brilliantly, i
(08:42):
might add, said, well, why don't we just get rid
of Joe? Get rid of Joe, you get rid of
the public's disapproval. They did, and they did. They got
rid of Joe, and the public has forgiven them immediately.
(09:02):
You cannot imagine how uninformed and uninterested most Americans are
in power politics. Republican Democrat bills things like this, the
reasons behind things. Americans have been privileged enough that they
can ignore these things and be naive and ignorant about
what's going on. And so many Americans are, which brings
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me back to what I was talking about, many, many,
many times. Our goal has to be to wake them up,
to wake up who we can wake up, because most
we can, right, but we still try. You talk to
your normy neighbor, you talk to your normy coworker, you
talk to your normy brother, your normy mom, your normy kid,
and you try to wake the freaking people up. All right? Anyway,
(09:48):
back to the email, he says more states need to
do what Virginia is doing to limit fraud. If somehow
the communists succeed, how can those who don't want to
live in a communist satellite live set Britly from them,
with our own government, courts, police, etc. Okay, we'll talk
about that very briefly. Kind of touched on that earlier.
We'll talk about that and then us sending money to
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the Taliban. That's not very good. I don't like that.
Speaking of sending money. How much money do you send
Verizon eighteen or T or T Mobile every month for
your cell phone plan? How much money? Just think about it.
Most people know the number at least close to it
right off the top of their head.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I used to pay one hundred and forty eight dollars
a month for our cell phone service. One hundred and
forty eight dollars a month, and I was paying T
freaking Mobile for it. T Mobile hates me. They took
my one hundred and forty eight dollars a month and
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(11:37):
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Speaker 5 (11:51):
Not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to
make TikTok better.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Tick tech towe a winner, a winner.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
If somehow the communists succeed, How can those of us
who don't want to live in a communist satellite live
separately from them with our own government, court, police, so
on and so forth. It's called national divorce. Baby. I've
been preaching it forever, telling you it's coming at some
point in time, Jesse. The US gave millions to the
Taliban and gave billions to the UN and then sent
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more money to the Taliban. How can this happen? No investigation? Well,
I don't need to make the point again. We've made
it a lot recently that it's all corrupt and they
all work together now because they all know they're all corrupt.
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The system's only job, its only rule, is to protect itself.
It's not to protect the country or protect you or
deal with inflation or crime or or anything like that.
The system, they're all part of it. The system unders
stands they all must work together at all times. That
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is their true protection. And that's what makes it a system,
and that's precisely what makes it so evil. Ideally realize this,
Ideally you live, you and I would live in a
country where you know, let's talk about the campaign. For instance,
Dome Dome hasn't done any interviews. Still, she won't answer questions.
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She hasn't done any interviews. If we lived in a
normal country instead of underneath an evil system. The backlash
over that would be so severe she would have to
give an emergency press conference tonight. I'm talking New York Times, ABC, NBCCBSCNN,
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you name it. They would be blasting her, crucifying her. Ideally,
movie stars will get in on it, entertainers, other different
parts of the system.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
College professors, they would be telling their classes. Can you
believe this woman wants to be president and won't answer
any questions? But you're laughing at the very thought of it.
Why because all those people, the professors, the movie stars,
the media people, they're actually cheering for her and carrying
her water. Listen, listen to how they're talking about the
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woman who won't answer a single question. This is why
you live in a system and not a country. Western
Dad like super clean cut vibe everybody likes, right.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So plain spoken and relatable, is moderate and independent, and
it come pretty moderate Democrats.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I always knew him as a moderate, one of the
most moderary, moderate record moderate.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I think this is the new moderates.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Far from progressive, it's right down the middle.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
These are all different media shows. I should point out
talking about Tim Wree not just an old white man America.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
You know, hawks like a regular person.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And it works this way in the federal government as well.
You want to talk about money lost, Do you remember
what just happened at the Pentagon. There's billions and billions
and billions. In fact, the number goes to a t
trillions of dollars. They can't account for the federal government.
(15:26):
If they come audit you and you happen to take
your wife out to red Lobster and you put it
on the company credit card and that sixty seven dollars
didn't get declared, the federal government will rain holy hell
down on you about that whole thing. And the same
federal government can quote lose a trillion dollars of your money. Crickets.
(15:52):
Remember John Kirby, Remember what he said after we drone striked.
We drone striked ten innocent people in Afghanistan, six of
them children.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Remember the response, how does it strike you that no
one is held accountable? Because I know how it strikes
a lot of people around the world that you can
get away with murder and nobody's punished for it.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I do understand that we appreciate that not everybody's going
to support this decision. What I can tell you is
we looked at this thing very, very comprehensively, and again
we acknowledge that there were procedural breakdowns, processes were not
executed the way they should have been, but it doesn't
necessarily indicate that an individual or individuals have to be
held to account for that.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But look, this is.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
More discipline inside the Pentagon at all. I mean, maybe
they're no charges brought up, but is anyone demoted or
disciplined for what happened, then.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, what we are going to do.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
There's not going to be individual discipline as a result
of this, really, but what we are going to do
is learn from this, and we're going to enact and
improve our procedures in our processes to try to make
sure this doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
The United States Military Center Reaper drone and executed ten
completely innocent people, innocent people, six of them adorable children.
Nobody went to prison, nobody got fired, nobody even had
the honor to resign, Nobody even got disciplined at all,
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nobody got a bad paper in their military file. The
system just said, well, we looked into it, and anyway,
we're just gonna move on. The system exists to protect
itself at all times. Why do you think I told
you years ago that Biden wasn't going to be allowed
to run again? You know I told you that years ago.
I'm not even being a jerk about the whole thing.
(17:42):
Why did I know that? Well, because Joe Biden, because
of his ineptitude. Joe Biden threatened the system. They want
to hold on to the White House. Joe Biden risked that,
and therefore Joe Biden had to go a couple weeks,
little media campaign, couple threats from Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama,
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and it's bye bye. Joe found us a new candidate.
Just understand that the system will protect itself at all times.
That's what happens when your government becomes rotted and corrupt,
and it'll take a long time to fix it. Anyway,
Guy's wife isn't voting for Trump, she hates his guts.
She's voting for Dome. Yes, we have to talk about
(18:27):
that now, Truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse
Kelly Show ONUI Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're
gonna get to the man. The FBI having a banner
few years here. Did you know they allowed a potential
(18:49):
assassin of Trump into the country on purpose. I'll get
to that story in a moment. I want to address
this question really quickly, Oracle, he said, balding Oracle, It's
not very nice. My wife was all in for Dome
because she hates Trump. Intellectually. She knows that the communist
policies the Democrats have or are terrible for our family,
but she can't compartmentalize her feelings about Trump. Should I
(19:12):
try to continue to persuade her to make her vote
on issues or just accept she's a lost cause for
this round. His name is Scott Well, this is why
they shouldn't vote. But I quit. I was kidding. Look,
don't wreck your home over it. Trump. Trump is one
of these people who this frustrates me. He inspires either
(19:38):
undying love or unbridled hatred, and I just don't understand it,
because I don't get that way for anybody running for
office ever. I've never watched somebody give a speech or
do something that I got the vapors over the whole thing.
Oh my gosh, she's the best I've never seen somebody
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and just setting it and hated him so much that
it just set and ate me up inside. But Trump
is such a charismatic, bombastic personality. He does that in people.
The people who worship him, they worship him. It's insane
to me. The people who hate him, they think he
is the source of all of our problems, that the Antichrist.
(20:22):
And you're better off just not fighting that battle and
letting it go. That's an insane thing to me. Voting
You're gonna vote for this because you don't like.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Trump, and we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles
and reduce population more of our children.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Gonna vote for a reduced population because Trump offended you.
You're gonna vote for this because you don't like Trump.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
So you're now no longer are you necessarily keeping those
private files in some file cabinet that's locked in the
basement of the house. It's on your laptop, and it's
then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Right, it's no longer in a physical place.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I mean, I get liking Trump, I get not liking Trump.
I do not understand how you can pull the lever
for Dome instead of Trump. That's your battle to fight. Brother.
I don't know what to tell you. So I just
want to touch on this quickly before we get back
to as many questions as I can. A Zif Razah
merchant name probably doesn't ring a bell, but the story.
(21:32):
Will you remember how we busted a Pakistani dude. He
was in the country. He's been plotting with the Iranians,
with the Iranians to assassinate Donald Trump. You know, Iran
wants Trump assassinated and this dude, he's a Pakistani dude.
He was working with them, trying to figure out how
he can kill Trump. Yeah, the FBI allowed him into
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the country. And when I say allowed him into the country,
I don't mean oh, whoops, he got me. I was
looking the other way. This is from not the b
This is a direct quote. The FBI allowed Asif Raza Merchant,
the Pakistani man charged with plotting the plotting with Tehran
to assassinate Donald Trump and others, to enter the US
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in April with special permission known as significant public Benefit parole,
even though he was flagged on a terrorism watch list
and recently traveled to Iran. According to government documents reviewed
by Just the News, he was on the terrorist watch list.
(22:39):
They knew he was on the terrorist watch list, and
you want the double whammy of double whammyes. He was
not only on the terrorist watch list. He just got
back from Iran, and the FBI looked at it and said, huh,
you know what, let him in. I think we're going
to give this guy a shot getting awfully suspicious around here.
(23:03):
Awfully awfully suspicious around here. Twenty year old with secure
comms encryptidcomms gets one hundred and forty eight yard headshot
on Donald Trump. Secret Service lost all the radio logs
for that day. Local cops we now have the body
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camera footage. The language is too bad and the audio
is not great, so I'm not going to play it
for you, but you can go look it up yourself
if you'd like. Local cops are on camera saying we
told the Secret Service, we've been telling them to put
someone on the roof. Why won't they put someone on
the roof? Secret Service director, of course, gets asked a
few questions by Congress and then promptly resigns so she
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won't be asking any more questions. We know the shooter
had overseas accounts. We know this twenty year old lifelong
goober somehow new to recon the area a week ahead
of time. Drones these get and ugly out there. Jesse,
I'm a twelve year old anti communist and I want
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to go into the welding world. Advice. His name is Henry.
That's a great name, Henry. Henry. When you're old enough
and when your parents allow you to construction sites. Guys
who do that kind of stuff, welding stuff like that,
they love gophers, meaning, go for this, go for that,
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go for this, go for that. It would not be
difficult to find a welder a welding shop, find one
that will give you permission to go in and watch
and fetch things for them, and they will mentor you.
These guys are wonderful for the most part. You'll find
the right place. They'll have you know, hey, go grab
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me that screwdriver, Go do this, go do that. Look,
they'll have you fetching coffee.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
And i know your young man wants to be a welder.
I'm sure you have the work ethic for that. Go
put in your time. I'm almost positive there are internships
like that out there available for you. And guess what,
you might just find yourself making a really, really really
nice living. Welding is a really cool skill. I should
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let you know I can do it, and I suck
at it. It was something I had to do, not
a ton of but I did have to do it.
You kind of had to know how to do it.
When you do the kind of construction I did. My
welds are the ugliest, most hideous looking things in the world. What, Chris,
can you weld? Can you weld? You can weld terribly too. Oh,
I'm just terrible, and I would work. I worked with
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all these salty old construction guys and they could paint
Picasso paintings with the welds, and mine look like someone
just vomited weld on there. It was just the worst
thing you've ever seen. So I can do it. It's
actually quite fun. And because it's a skill set that
is disappearing. Another one of those skills, Another one of
those trades. You're probably gonna have a real nice life
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one day, Probably put a nice ring on a nice
young lady's finger and have a home lord willing family.
Good for you, kid, Henry. That's a great name, dear,
incredibly smart one. I like this guy, Chris. If you
had a choice of bringing home a twenty dollars container
of supermarket sushi or taking your wife to a thirteen
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dollars Chinese lunch buffet. What would you do? Do you
think anyone would notice your smallish hands as you use that?
You know what? That's not very nice. I should have known.
I thought it was a serious question, and now it's
not very nice. And the guy didn't say I could
use his name, and I'm tempted just to use his
name anyway, because everyone's being mean. I do not have
small hands. Chris and Michael are lying, the wife is lying.
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Everyone can see, I'm on television set. These are big
These are big hands. Dear Jesse, Is it even possible
for Dems to get rid of tampon tim at this point? Look,
they just dumped the President of the United States of America.
Joe Biden when he got dumped, was president. But Nancy
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Pelosi isn't even the Speaker of the House anymore. She's
not even the minority leaders, not even any of that.
And she just straight up walked in the President's office
and said, Joe, you're eye.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
In reports that it was Nancy Pelosi who orchestrated a
coordinated effort to squeeze President Biden to drop out. Please
tell us what you told President Biden to persuade him
to step aside.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Well, I've never come I've never shared any conversations with
the President of the United States publicly.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
No, it's said that he's furious at you.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Well, he knows that I love him very much.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I understand that you don't want to own this, but
it is so well.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
She's not even denying it. She never once said no,
it wasn't me. I didn't do it. You got the
wrong girl. He made the call on his own. They
didn't even bother denying It's. Hey, they're saying you got
rid of Joel. Well, that's nothing I would share with
you publicly. Here, these people they can do whatever they
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Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
The weekends so close to being here, I can smell it.
I'm gonna have to go on a rock tomorrow because
I've been lazy for a couple of days. I'm not
looking forward to that. You know, all heavy. That pack's
gonna be as heavy as ten boxes that you might
be moving. Oh your eyes, Chris, ten bucks back? What
(30:02):
it is? Ten bucks back? Anyway, let's do as many
of these as we can. And now he's a headline.
Why oh you know, you know the thing emails we
didn't get to Jesse. Is it possible Shapiro declined Dome's
request to be her VP candidate in favor of running
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against her in twenty twenty eight. If she wins and
then proceeds to screw it up, he has long term ambitions.
From what I understand about Shapiro, he is an insanely
ambitious human being. Now that's not exactly abnormal for a
politician like that, someone who's risen to that position. They're
generally ambitious human beings, Republican and Democrat. From what I
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understand about Shapiro, he's a little more ambitious than the
next one. And I don't know. Look, I have heard
he didn't want it that badly. I don't want to
use my logic on someone else, But that doesn't make
any sense to me for an ambitious human being. It's
not that I think he would want to work underneath
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Kamala Harris as so many others have. But VP is
a fast track to being p Historically, one of the
easiest ways, one of the best ways to become president
is to be vice president first. If you're a popular
or popular Democrat governor and Dome is the Democrat nominee,
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and she wants to tap you as being her VP,
why wouldn't you do that. I don't understand it what
Michael see Michael said. Maybe he doesn't think she can win. Well, again,
I'm using my logic on his one. She can win.
All elections are close now, and he would know that.
He would know that. That's one two. This is another
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reason I don't get. I don't I don't really truly
believe that he turned it down. Even if she loses,
that wouldn't fall on him. That wouldn't land on him.
If Dome ends up getting blown out or beaten by
Trump this this November, people wouldn't or they're not gonna
look at her VP and blame him. There's not even
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if it's walls and Wallace is a disaster. They're not
gonna blame him, They're gonna blame her. In fact, it
doesn't even look that bad on the person who lost.
A lot of people lose presidential elections and then turn
around and run again and end up winning presidential elections.
I don't buy the he turned it down story because
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there's no legitimate reason to turn it down. And remember this,
Remember if he has national ambitions, it's all about branding. Well,
he could be out there with how many millions and
millions and millions of dollars of free advertising introducing himself
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to the rest of the country. Look, I know you
know who Josh Shapiro is, and I know who Josh
Shapiro is. But norm in Wisconsin doesn't have any freaking
idea who Josh Shapiro is. Montana, California, anywhere outside of Pennsylvania.
You don't pay attention to the governors of other states.
I do this for a living. I bet you I
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couldn't even name every governor. In fact, I guarantee you
I couldn't name every governor. I bet you I could
name twenty or thirty. I could name a bunch of them.
But I love this and I do it for a living.
If you're trying, if he has presidential ambitions, what better
way to nationalize your brand as a politician than by
being Dome's running mate, especially because she's such a moron too.
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They'd have you out at rallies, You'd be giving speeches.
That way, the public wouldn't be subjected to too much
of this.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Now, no longer are you necessarily keeping those private files
in some file cabinet that's locked in the basement of
the house. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore
up here in this cloud that exists above us.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Right, it's the cloud, the clouds above us.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Look, I'm looking up right now. Oh, I think I
see my data, Doctor Jesse. I finally caught the COVID
a few weeks ago. It was a typical two day flu,
not that big of a deal being unvaccinated. I decided
to use the event to finally quit my forty year
tobacco addiction. It's been three weeks now and I'm still
going through detox. Hell. Every little thing irritates me. I'm
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rude and angry, a total jerk. It's like I'm turning
into Jesse Kelly that's not very nice. It said. There's
no looking back now I have the Jesse Kelly showed
up a by daily inspiration. Thank you for encouraging everyone
to get healthy, prepare for hard times who are coming.
Even if I remain a jerk, it's worth it. I
can breathe again. It's not gonna last forever. Brother, It's
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not gonna lie forever. If you smoked for forty years,
which it sounds like you did. Look, it's gonna be
a transition period. But you're going to see your energy
levels really, really, really really really go up because of
the oxygen. Because the added oxygen that's in your body
and your lungs are healing themselves right now. You're going
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to feel better at some point. I know you're snapping
at everyone. I've gone through this before in the fast
or more specifically, my family has gone through this in
the past. Not much of a smoker, but a dipper,
and you stop that that, you know, disgusting smoke. It's
just a it's a terrible habit, and you kick that
after a while. No one really wants to be around
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dad for a little while and the dad, let's just
give dad a wide berth. There You'll be fine. It
won't last forever, I promise, Jesse. I'm a former Air
Force pilot, current civilian international pilot. That's cool. I can
confirm it is awesome. I'm currently in a luxury hotel
in East Asia. Listen to the Jesse Kelly Show. Gosh,
that's so cool. I was flown first class here from
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another East Asian country where I spent all day as
a tourist. I never miss an episode of the Jesse
Kelly Show when I'm on the road. Can't believe they
call this work. My eyes feel as heavy as ten boxes.
That's really cool. Gosh, all right, you go enjoy your family.
It's the weekend time. The problems will be here on Monday,
(36:25):
I promise. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday. Final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday. I hope you are gearing
up to enjoy your freaking weekend. Let's dig into this
fat stack of questions. I still have to get to
here first. I do think I should play this one
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at a dome. You catch what she said here?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and
reduce population, more of our children can breathe clean air
and drink clean water.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What was that that she said? Reduce?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and
reduce popular more of our children can breathe clean air
and drink clean water.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Remember Remember who that guy is who calls them anti humans?
It's what they are, they're anti humans. I didn't come
up with that turn. I should know a lot of
people have used that before me. But that's what they are, sultsan,
it's in called communists, the enemies of humanity. It's probably
a very probably much better way to put it. They're
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anti human being at their core, anti human being. Yeah, Chris,
grab it, grab the plant. Remember how many? How many
clips like this? Have we played for you on the show.
Here's Bill Gates.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's an average about five tons for everyone on the planet,
and somehow we have to make changes that will bring
that down to zero. It's been constantly going up. It's
only various economic changes that have even flattened it at all.
So we have to go from rapidly rising to falling
and falling all the way to zero. This equation has
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four factors, a little bit of multiplication. So you've got
a thing on the left, CO two that you want
to get to zero, and that's going to be based
on the number of people, the services each person's using
on average, the energy on average for each service, and
the CO two being put out a per unit of energy.
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So let's look at each one of these and there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Just stuff right there. I know we've played that before.
Let's talk about this really quickly. So first of all,
their goal insane. CO two is natural. The atmosphere is
made up of it. Plants breathe it in and then
breathe out oxygen. You know, if you want the best oxygen,
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the most oxygen, you'll be around a bunch of trees
and plants because they will take that CO two and
produce wonderful oxygen. CO two is not a poison and
some the earth needs. So first of all, it's insane
to even want to drop it at all, let alone
drop it to zero. But let's get past that part.
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Did you hear the things that need addressed? People, services,
and energy? What do they mean when they say addressed?
You know what? Chris played again, played again, play from
the beginning.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's an average about five tons for everyone on the planet,
and somehow we have to make changes that will bring
that down to zero. It's been constantly going out. It's
only various economic changes that have even flattened it at all.
So we have to go from rapidly rising to falling
and falling all the way to zero. This equation has
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four factors a little bit of multiplication. So you've got
a thing on the left CO two that you want
to get to zero, and that's going to be based
on the number of people, the services each person's choosing
on average, the energy on average for each service, and
the CO two being put out a per unit of energy.
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So let's look at each one of these and see
how we can get this down to zero. Probably one
of these numbers is gonna have to get pretty near
to zero.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's one of these numbers needs to get near to zero.
Which number is that, Bill? Is it the people? You're
gonna kill enough people to get that down to zero.
Oh no, no, no, maybe you're not a mass murderer.
Of course he is. But maybe you're not a mass murderer. So,
oh no, the people can live? What was the next thing? Services?
(04:45):
Oh no, you can live. You just don't. I mean,
you can't have enough. You can't have all that healthcare,
you can't have all that food, you can't have vehicles,
you can't have this. No, they're not going to kill
all the people. They're just going to return us back
to the caveman era where we're all in mud huts,
building fires in the mountains. So if it's not that,
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if it's not the people, if it's not the services,
it's the energy. We've had this discussion before. What really
rose the world out of darkness? What really has given
you in me a standard of living that is absurd
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compared to the rest of human history. This happened very quickly.
When you look at the recorded history of man, how
quickly man rose up and just boom, technology everywhere healthcare advancements,
you name it. It was cheap energy that allowed man
to do that. Cheap, abundant energy, affordable energy is what
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did that. And that is what these people are trying
to destroy. Either they're just trying to kill the people themselves,
they're trying to ruin your life by taking away all
your services, or they're going to try to destroy your energy.
The most genocidal people in the history of the world
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are climate change people, because at their core, they believe
human beings are the problem, human beings are poison, and
human beings have to go in order to save the planet.
And they just speak like this now all the time.
What a despicable thing to say.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and
reduce population, more of our children can breathe clean air
and drink clean.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Water, reduce population. I'm pro human, you dirty communists. You're
an anti human, all right, Jesse. The only way Harris
Walls win is Shenanigans, algorithm, algorithms, double ballots, folks submitting
that so on. So okay, pause, pause, pause for a
moment there. That's not the only way Harris and Walls win,
(07:11):
not at all. In fact, that a lot of polling
averages out today have Harris favored to win as of
right now. I'm not saying she's going to win. I
am not at all trying to bring you down or
predict that, but I am telling you right now don't
get cocky because they're insane and and just gross. This
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election is anybody's ball game. If it was still Joe
Biden in there, I would say, yeah, we're looking pretty good.
I'd be real extra cocky right now. It is not
Joe Biden in there, And it's not that Dome isn't
just as bad or worse than Joe Biden is. But
Joe Biden was the one. Remember, for three and a
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half years, Joe Biden was president, and people have watched
their life go downhill. They've watched food get more expensive,
they watched crime rise, they've watched the border open. They've
got all these things the norms and normas have watched
happen over the last three and a half years. They
had someone to blame it on. It's Joe. It's Joe
who's the president. It's Joe, Joe, Joe Joe. They're not
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like you, They're not like me. You know that standard
Democrat policy. You know, Joe wasn't even setting policy. You
understand that these are all the left's plans, not Joe
Biden's wins. You get that, that's not how Norman Norma think.
Joe Biden spent three and a half years taking all
that bad will onto himself and the system. Brilliantly, i
(08:42):
might add, said, well, why don't we just get rid
of Joe? Get rid of Joe, you get rid of
the public's disapproval. They did, and they did. They got
rid of Joe, and the public has forgiven them immediately.
(09:02):
You cannot imagine how uninformed and uninterested most Americans are
in power politics. Republican Democrat bills things like this, the
reasons behind things. Americans have been privileged enough that they
can ignore these things and be naive and ignorant about
what's going on. And so many Americans are, which brings
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me back to what I was talking about, many, many,
many times. Our goal has to be to wake them up,
to wake up who we can wake up, because most
we can, right, but we still try. You talk to
your normy neighbor, you talk to your normy coworker, you
talk to your normy brother, your normy mom, your normy kid,
and you try to wake the freaking people up. All right? Anyway,
(09:48):
back to the email, he says more states need to
do what Virginia is doing to limit fraud. If somehow
the communists succeed, how can those who don't want to
live in a communist satellite live set Britly from them,
with our own government, courts, police, etc. Okay, we'll talk
about that very briefly. Kind of touched on that earlier.
We'll talk about that and then us sending money to
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the Taliban. That's not very good. I don't like that.
Speaking of sending money. How much money do you send
Verizon eighteen or T or T Mobile every month for
your cell phone plan? How much money? Just think about it.
Most people know the number at least close to it
right off the top of their head.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I used to pay one hundred and forty eight dollars
a month for our cell phone service. One hundred and
forty eight dollars a month, and I was paying T
freaking Mobile for it. T Mobile hates me. They took
my one hundred and forty eight dollars a month and
they put out rainbow ads with it. Pure talk doesn't
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Pure Talk CEO is a Vietnam veteran talk about loving
America while the rest of them are black lives matter,
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getting vets jobs, healthcare, mental healthcare, getting them, you know,
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Jesse Kelly Show on Crappy Music Friday. Apparently. Remember you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com,
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com if any of that
is confusing for you.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to
make TikTok better.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Tick tech towe a winner, a winner.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
If somehow the communists succeed, How can those of us
who don't want to live in a communist satellite live
separately from them with our own government, court, police, so
on and so forth. It's called national divorce. Baby. I've
been preaching it forever, telling you it's coming at some
point in time, Jesse. The US gave millions to the
Taliban and gave billions to the UN and then sent
(12:21):
more money to the Taliban. How can this happen? No investigation? Well,
I don't need to make the point again. We've made
it a lot recently that it's all corrupt and they
all work together now because they all know they're all corrupt.
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The system's only job, its only rule, is to protect itself.
It's not to protect the country or protect you or
deal with inflation or crime or or anything like that.
The system, they're all part of it. The system unders
stands they all must work together at all times. That
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is their true protection. And that's what makes it a system,
and that's precisely what makes it so evil. Ideally realize this,
Ideally you live, you and I would live in a
country where you know, let's talk about the campaign. For instance,
Dome Dome hasn't done any interviews. Still, she won't answer questions.
(13:25):
She hasn't done any interviews. If we lived in a
normal country instead of underneath an evil system. The backlash
over that would be so severe she would have to
give an emergency press conference tonight. I'm talking New York Times, ABC, NBCCBSCNN,
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you name it. They would be blasting her, crucifying her. Ideally,
movie stars will get in on it, entertainers, other different
parts of the system.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
College professors, they would be telling their classes. Can you
believe this woman wants to be president and won't answer
any questions? But you're laughing at the very thought of it.
Why because all those people, the professors, the movie stars,
the media people, they're actually cheering for her and carrying
her water. Listen, listen to how they're talking about the
(14:24):
woman who won't answer a single question. This is why
you live in a system and not a country. Western
Dad like super clean cut vibe everybody likes, right.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So plain spoken and relatable, is moderate and independent, and
it come pretty moderate Democrats.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I always knew him as a moderate, one of the
most moderary, moderate record moderate.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I think this is the new moderates.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Far from progressive, it's right down the middle.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
These are all different media shows. I should point out
talking about Tim Wree not just an old white man America.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
You know, hawks like a regular person.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And it works this way in the federal government as well.
You want to talk about money lost, Do you remember
what just happened at the Pentagon. There's billions and billions
and billions. In fact, the number goes to a t
trillions of dollars. They can't account for the federal government.
(15:26):
If they come audit you and you happen to take
your wife out to red Lobster and you put it
on the company credit card and that sixty seven dollars
didn't get declared, the federal government will rain holy hell
down on you about that whole thing. And the same
federal government can quote lose a trillion dollars of your money. Crickets.
(15:52):
Remember John Kirby, Remember what he said after we drone striked.
We drone striked ten innocent people in Afghanistan, six of
them children.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Remember the response, how does it strike you that no
one is held accountable? Because I know how it strikes
a lot of people around the world that you can
get away with murder and nobody's punished for it.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I do understand that we appreciate that not everybody's going
to support this decision. What I can tell you is
we looked at this thing very, very comprehensively, and again
we acknowledge that there were procedural breakdowns, processes were not
executed the way they should have been, but it doesn't
necessarily indicate that an individual or individuals have to be
held to account for that.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But look, this is.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
More discipline inside the Pentagon at all. I mean, maybe
they're no charges brought up, but is anyone demoted or
disciplined for what happened, then.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, what we are going to do.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
There's not going to be individual discipline as a result
of this, really, but what we are going to do
is learn from this, and we're going to enact and
improve our procedures in our processes to try to make
sure this doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
The United States Military Center Reaper drone and executed ten
completely innocent people, innocent people, six of them adorable children.
Nobody went to prison, nobody got fired, nobody even had
the honor to resign, Nobody even got disciplined at all,
(17:21):
nobody got a bad paper in their military file. The
system just said, well, we looked into it, and anyway,
we're just gonna move on. The system exists to protect
itself at all times. Why do you think I told
you years ago that Biden wasn't going to be allowed
to run again? You know I told you that years ago.
I'm not even being a jerk about the whole thing.
(17:42):
Why did I know that? Well, because Joe Biden, because
of his ineptitude. Joe Biden threatened the system. They want
to hold on to the White House. Joe Biden risked that,
and therefore Joe Biden had to go a couple weeks,
little media campaign, couple threats from Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama,
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and it's bye bye. Joe found us a new candidate.
Just understand that the system will protect itself at all times.
That's what happens when your government becomes rotted and corrupt,
and it'll take a long time to fix it. Anyway,
Guy's wife isn't voting for Trump, she hates his guts.
She's voting for Dome. Yes, we have to talk about
(18:27):
that now, Truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse
Kelly Show ONUI Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're
gonna get to the man. The FBI having a banner
few years here. Did you know they allowed a potential
(18:49):
assassin of Trump into the country on purpose. I'll get
to that story in a moment. I want to address
this question really quickly, Oracle, he said, balding Oracle, It's
not very nice. My wife was all in for Dome
because she hates Trump. Intellectually. She knows that the communist
policies the Democrats have or are terrible for our family,
but she can't compartmentalize her feelings about Trump. Should I
(19:12):
try to continue to persuade her to make her vote
on issues or just accept she's a lost cause for
this round. His name is Scott Well, this is why
they shouldn't vote. But I quit. I was kidding. Look,
don't wreck your home over it. Trump. Trump is one
of these people who this frustrates me. He inspires either
(19:38):
undying love or unbridled hatred, and I just don't understand it,
because I don't get that way for anybody running for
office ever. I've never watched somebody give a speech or
do something that I got the vapors over the whole thing.
Oh my gosh, she's the best I've never seen somebody
(19:59):
and just setting it and hated him so much that
it just set and ate me up inside. But Trump
is such a charismatic, bombastic personality. He does that in people.
The people who worship him, they worship him. It's insane
to me. The people who hate him, they think he
is the source of all of our problems, that the Antichrist.
(20:22):
And you're better off just not fighting that battle and
letting it go. That's an insane thing to me. Voting
You're gonna vote for this because you don't like.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Trump, and we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles
and reduce population more of our children.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Gonna vote for a reduced population because Trump offended you.
You're gonna vote for this because you don't like Trump.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
So you're now no longer are you necessarily keeping those
private files in some file cabinet that's locked in the
basement of the house. It's on your laptop, and it's
then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Right, it's no longer in a physical place.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I mean, I get liking Trump, I get not liking Trump.
I do not understand how you can pull the lever
for Dome instead of Trump. That's your battle to fight. Brother.
I don't know what to tell you. So I just
want to touch on this quickly before we get back
to as many questions as I can. A Zif Razah
merchant name probably doesn't ring a bell, but the story.
(21:32):
Will you remember how we busted a Pakistani dude. He
was in the country. He's been plotting with the Iranians,
with the Iranians to assassinate Donald Trump. You know, Iran
wants Trump assassinated and this dude, he's a Pakistani dude.
He was working with them, trying to figure out how
he can kill Trump. Yeah, the FBI allowed him into
(21:55):
the country. And when I say allowed him into the country,
I don't mean oh, whoops, he got me. I was
looking the other way. This is from not the b
This is a direct quote. The FBI allowed Asif Raza Merchant,
the Pakistani man charged with plotting the plotting with Tehran
to assassinate Donald Trump and others, to enter the US
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in April with special permission known as significant public Benefit parole,
even though he was flagged on a terrorism watch list
and recently traveled to Iran. According to government documents reviewed
by Just the News, he was on the terrorist watch list.
(22:39):
They knew he was on the terrorist watch list, and
you want the double whammy of double whammyes. He was
not only on the terrorist watch list. He just got
back from Iran, and the FBI looked at it and said, huh,
you know what, let him in. I think we're going
to give this guy a shot getting awfully suspicious around here.
(23:03):
Awfully awfully suspicious around here. Twenty year old with secure
comms encryptidcomms gets one hundred and forty eight yard headshot
on Donald Trump. Secret Service lost all the radio logs
for that day. Local cops we now have the body
(23:25):
camera footage. The language is too bad and the audio
is not great, so I'm not going to play it
for you, but you can go look it up yourself
if you'd like. Local cops are on camera saying we
told the Secret Service, we've been telling them to put
someone on the roof. Why won't they put someone on
the roof? Secret Service director, of course, gets asked a
few questions by Congress and then promptly resigns so she
(23:47):
won't be asking any more questions. We know the shooter
had overseas accounts. We know this twenty year old lifelong
goober somehow new to recon the area a week ahead
of time. Drones these get and ugly out there. Jesse,
I'm a twelve year old anti communist and I want
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to go into the welding world. Advice. His name is Henry.
That's a great name, Henry. Henry. When you're old enough
and when your parents allow you to construction sites. Guys
who do that kind of stuff, welding stuff like that,
they love gophers, meaning, go for this, go for that,
(24:29):
go for this, go for that. It would not be
difficult to find a welder a welding shop, find one
that will give you permission to go in and watch
and fetch things for them, and they will mentor you.
These guys are wonderful for the most part. You'll find
the right place. They'll have you know, hey, go grab
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me that screwdriver, Go do this, go do that. Look,
they'll have you fetching coffee.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
And i know your young man wants to be a welder.
I'm sure you have the work ethic for that. Go
put in your time. I'm almost positive there are internships
like that out there available for you. And guess what,
you might just find yourself making a really, really really
nice living. Welding is a really cool skill. I should
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let you know I can do it, and I suck
at it. It was something I had to do, not
a ton of but I did have to do it.
You kind of had to know how to do it.
When you do the kind of construction I did. My
welds are the ugliest, most hideous looking things in the world. What, Chris,
can you weld? Can you weld? You can weld terribly too. Oh,
I'm just terrible, and I would work. I worked with
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all these salty old construction guys and they could paint
Picasso paintings with the welds, and mine look like someone
just vomited weld on there. It was just the worst
thing you've ever seen. So I can do it. It's
actually quite fun. And because it's a skill set that
is disappearing. Another one of those skills, Another one of
those trades. You're probably gonna have a real nice life
(25:58):
one day, Probably put a nice ring on a nice
young lady's finger and have a home lord willing family.
Good for you, kid, Henry. That's a great name, dear,
incredibly smart one. I like this guy, Chris. If you
had a choice of bringing home a twenty dollars container
of supermarket sushi or taking your wife to a thirteen
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dollars Chinese lunch buffet. What would you do? Do you
think anyone would notice your smallish hands as you use that?
You know what? That's not very nice. I should have known.
I thought it was a serious question, and now it's
not very nice. And the guy didn't say I could
use his name, and I'm tempted just to use his
name anyway, because everyone's being mean. I do not have
small hands. Chris and Michael are lying, the wife is lying.
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Everyone can see, I'm on television set. These are big
These are big hands. Dear Jesse, Is it even possible
for Dems to get rid of tampon tim at this point? Look,
they just dumped the President of the United States of America.
Joe Biden when he got dumped, was president. But Nancy
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Pelosi isn't even the Speaker of the House anymore. She's
not even the minority leaders, not even any of that.
And she just straight up walked in the President's office
and said, Joe, you're eye.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
In reports that it was Nancy Pelosi who orchestrated a
coordinated effort to squeeze President Biden to drop out. Please
tell us what you told President Biden to persuade him
to step aside.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Well, I've never come I've never shared any conversations with
the President of the United States publicly.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
No, it's said that he's furious at you.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Well, he knows that I love him very much.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I understand that you don't want to own this, but
it is so well.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
She's not even denying it. She never once said no,
it wasn't me. I didn't do it. You got the
wrong girl. He made the call on his own. They
didn't even bother denying It's. Hey, they're saying you got
rid of Joel. Well, that's nothing I would share with
you publicly. Here, these people they can do whatever they
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want to do, And if dumping tampon Tim gives them
a better chance to win, then they're gonna dump tampon Tim.
That's the fact. Now, Republicans wouldn't have the stones to
do something like that because Republicans haven't been taking their
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
(29:41):
Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
The weekends so close to being here, I can smell it.
I'm gonna have to go on a rock tomorrow because
I've been lazy for a couple of days. I'm not
looking forward to that. You know, all heavy. That pack's
gonna be as heavy as ten boxes that you might
be moving. Oh your eyes, Chris, ten bucks back? What
(30:02):
it is? Ten bucks back? Anyway, let's do as many
of these as we can. And now he's a headline.
Why oh you know, you know the thing emails we
didn't get to Jesse. Is it possible Shapiro declined Dome's
request to be her VP candidate in favor of running
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against her in twenty twenty eight. If she wins and
then proceeds to screw it up, he has long term ambitions.
From what I understand about Shapiro, he is an insanely
ambitious human being. Now that's not exactly abnormal for a
politician like that, someone who's risen to that position. They're
generally ambitious human beings, Republican and Democrat. From what I
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understand about Shapiro, he's a little more ambitious than the
next one. And I don't know. Look, I have heard
he didn't want it that badly. I don't want to
use my logic on someone else, But that doesn't make
any sense to me for an ambitious human being. It's
not that I think he would want to work underneath
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Kamala Harris as so many others have. But VP is
a fast track to being p Historically, one of the
easiest ways, one of the best ways to become president
is to be vice president first. If you're a popular
or popular Democrat governor and Dome is the Democrat nominee,
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and she wants to tap you as being her VP,
why wouldn't you do that. I don't understand it what
Michael see Michael said. Maybe he doesn't think she can win. Well, again,
I'm using my logic on his one. She can win.
All elections are close now, and he would know that.
He would know that. That's one two. This is another
(31:56):
reason I don't get. I don't I don't really truly
believe that he turned it down. Even if she loses,
that wouldn't fall on him. That wouldn't land on him.
If Dome ends up getting blown out or beaten by
Trump this this November, people wouldn't or they're not gonna
look at her VP and blame him. There's not even
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if it's walls and Wallace is a disaster. They're not
gonna blame him, They're gonna blame her. In fact, it
doesn't even look that bad on the person who lost.
A lot of people lose presidential elections and then turn
around and run again and end up winning presidential elections.
I don't buy the he turned it down story because
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there's no legitimate reason to turn it down. And remember this,
Remember if he has national ambitions, it's all about branding. Well,
he could be out there with how many millions and
millions and millions of dollars of free advertising introducing himself
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to the rest of the country. Look, I know you
know who Josh Shapiro is, and I know who Josh
Shapiro is. But norm in Wisconsin doesn't have any freaking
idea who Josh Shapiro is. Montana, California, anywhere outside of Pennsylvania.
You don't pay attention to the governors of other states.
I do this for a living. I bet you I
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couldn't even name every governor. In fact, I guarantee you
I couldn't name every governor. I bet you I could
name twenty or thirty. I could name a bunch of them.
But I love this and I do it for a living.
If you're trying, if he has presidential ambitions, what better
way to nationalize your brand as a politician than by
being Dome's running mate, especially because she's such a moron too.
(33:45):
They'd have you out at rallies, You'd be giving speeches.
That way, the public wouldn't be subjected to too much
of this.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Now, no longer are you necessarily keeping those private files
in some file cabinet that's locked in the basement of
the house. It's on your laptop, and it's then therefore
up here in this cloud that exists above us.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Right, it's the cloud, the clouds above us.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Look, I'm looking up right now. Oh, I think I
see my data, Doctor Jesse. I finally caught the COVID
a few weeks ago. It was a typical two day flu,
not that big of a deal being unvaccinated. I decided
to use the event to finally quit my forty year
tobacco addiction. It's been three weeks now and I'm still
going through detox. Hell. Every little thing irritates me. I'm
(34:36):
rude and angry, a total jerk. It's like I'm turning
into Jesse Kelly that's not very nice. It said. There's
no looking back now I have the Jesse Kelly showed
up a by daily inspiration. Thank you for encouraging everyone
to get healthy, prepare for hard times who are coming.
Even if I remain a jerk, it's worth it. I
can breathe again. It's not gonna last forever. Brother, It's
(34:59):
not gonna lie forever. If you smoked for forty years,
which it sounds like you did. Look, it's gonna be
a transition period. But you're going to see your energy
levels really, really, really really really go up because of
the oxygen. Because the added oxygen that's in your body
and your lungs are healing themselves right now. You're going
(35:22):
to feel better at some point. I know you're snapping
at everyone. I've gone through this before in the fast
or more specifically, my family has gone through this in
the past. Not much of a smoker, but a dipper,
and you stop that that, you know, disgusting smoke. It's
just a it's a terrible habit, and you kick that
after a while. No one really wants to be around
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dad for a little while and the dad, let's just
give dad a wide berth. There You'll be fine. It
won't last forever, I promise, Jesse. I'm a former Air
Force pilot, current civilian international pilot. That's cool. I can
confirm it is awesome. I'm currently in a luxury hotel
in East Asia. Listen to the Jesse Kelly Show. Gosh,
that's so cool. I was flown first class here from
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another East Asian country where I spent all day as
a tourist. I never miss an episode of the Jesse
Kelly Show when I'm on the road. Can't believe they
call this work. My eyes feel as heavy as ten boxes.
That's really cool. Gosh, all right, you go enjoy your family.
It's the weekend time. The problems will be here on Monday,
(36:25):
I promise. That's all
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