August 21, 2025 • 37 mins
We don’t need congress in session all the time. How to stop cultural Marxism. The human rights campaign infiltrating corporate America. Dealing with a bipolar country. The most fightworthy chicken.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Thursday. I promised you plenty of screwing off
this hour as we try to chop away at the
emails here before, of course, ask doctor Jesse Friday gets
to us tomorrow. I'm gonna play you something. You may
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find it aggravating, but I find it so completely encouraging,
so encouraging to me. I've been talking about this a
lot tonight, how our attitudes have changed, not just politicians.
I'm not just talking about Trump and jd Vance you me.
We are learning to get loud and aggressive with the communists.
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We never used to be like this before. Men, women,
kids stepping up and saying no. Listen to this story.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
My son, six years old was prohibitive from sitting next
to his friend on the school bus because a parent
objected to my perspectives on book challenges. My older son's
history teacher allowed students to label him a Nazi file
simply for his interest in history and participation in ROTC.
She later nominated my son as mostly could become a
dictator and had his classmates vote on it and try
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to force him to the front of the class to
receive the certificate, which he rightly refused, all because of
his conservative values and our perspectives.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Mom speaking up, We used to not do that. We didn't.
We lowered our heads, marched on. Now we are getting
louder and getting more aggressive, and it's wonderful. You will
know we have finally succeeded though. When they nominate you
to be dictator and you proudly walk up and accept
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the reward, that's what I want to be. Jesse, can
you explain how this fake congressional recess works? Why are
the Republicans allowing that? Okay, all right, So sometimes I
know that I have to disappoint you. It's not my intention.
It's not that I care you know, that's who I am.
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I can't help that. But it's never my intention to
bum you out or disappoint you or pour cold water
all over something you're hot about. Okay, but recess Congress
should be in recess more than their in session. Now,
this particular email was about confirming Trump's appointments, and that's
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a very valid thing. Come back, confirm his nominees. That's
a very valid thing. But we tend to yell now
sometimes before we think things through. We're so used to corruption,
we're so used to the GOP being pathetic and corrupt
that we automatically yell sometimes. But hear me out Texas. Here,
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in the state of Texas, unless it's an emergency, the
legislature meets once every two years. That's a good thing.
That is a good thing. You know what happens, you
know what? Actually, you know what. Let's use this example
in your life. Do you have meetings at your work?
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Do you ever have meetings? Work meetings? Everybody meet in
the conference room at noon. How do you feel about
the meetings when you find out there's a meeting? Are
you all, yeah, sweet meetings? Or are you thinking, oh gosh,
of course you do what everyone else does and you think,
oh brother, why though, because something, something crappy will come
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from the meeting, and you know why, something crappy will
come from the meeting, because people want to do something
and prove to others that they're doing something, even when
sometimes you should just do nothing and can't. You can't
be the boss who suggests that you can't be the
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employee who suggests that if your company's going Gangbusters. Let's
say we have Jesse Kelly's Burger Company, and of course
it's selling out all the time. The profit margins are
at twenty five percent. We're practically printing money. Our vendors
are happy, our employees are happy, the buildings are painted,
that everything is clean, life is good. And I call
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a meeting of Jesse Kelly's Burger Company, and I bring
in all the employees, or I bring in all the managers,
Chris Corey, everybody comes in there. You know what, Chris
and Corey are going to feel. They're going to feel
the need to do suggest something. I think we should
do this, even if they don't necessarily think we should.
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Nobody wants to be the guy. Nobody wants to be
the girl who says, I think we should just keep
doing what we're doing. I don't think we should change
a thing. Let's just keep going. It doesn't happen. Congress
works the exact same way. I could pull up the audio,
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but I don't have in front of me right now
of Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House. But I actually
I'm not singling him out right now saying people expect
the government to work or something along those lines. We
need to govern. People expect us to govern. We need
to govern? Uh what? This is a free country. We
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don't need the federal government to do hardly anything, hardly
anything at all. It makes my skin crawl whenever I
hear somebody say that we need to govern, we need No,
you don't leave me alone. Leave me alone. Get out
of Washington, DC. Get away from the lobbyists, get away
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from all your corrupt friends. Get on a plane and
go back to your district and go talk to normal people.
I don't need you in Washington, d C. Creating more
garbage legislation that takes away my freedom and makes me poorer.
I want them in recess. Everyone else on the right
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seems to get mad they're in recess. They're in recess.
Why it's Congress in recess? You should be passing bills.
I don't want them passing bills. I want to be free.
Congress should meet rarely and should almost never pass legislation.
You know that the House of Representatives, they should get
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America's budget under control, make sure the essential parts of
government are funded. Senate should join them in that. While
confirming judges and things like that, and when they're not
doing that. I don't need you sitting around having cocktails
with your senator buddies, with your congressman buddies, coming up
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with some new kaka mami scheme for a new piece
of legislation you can pass. So you can go back
home and pro I passed, all right, pass to this act.
Leave me alone. I don't want you passing anything. Congressional
recess is a good thing. Whenever I hear they're not
in session, not cheer. I'm happy, and by the way,
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not to I brought it up, but not to just
dismiss this. Part of the problem these people have, and
part of the reason they sound so out of touch,
is they don't talk to me or you let me
ask you. Have you physically interacted with your congressman? Have
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you met him shaking his hand? Have you run into
him in a waffle house, the grocery store, church on Sunday?
Have you met your congressman. Congressional districts are obviously sizable.
I realize that, but your congressman should be present in
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your area constantly getting to talk to your member of
the House of Representatives. Senator, I realize it's a little different,
but your congressional rep. The House of Representatives. Rep from
your district should be somebody you see. You should run
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into him at the movies, the gas station. He is
somebody who you should be able to talk to. You
don't because he's never out, and if he is out,
he shows up and does you know the county fair
where he gets a booth at the county fair and
he shows up for thirty minutes, suit and tie on,
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shakes a couple hands, kisses a couple of babies, doesn't
really listen to you when you start screaming and about spending,
and then gets back in his car and leaves and
you never see him again. Because they spend their time
in Washington, d C. And part of the reason they
spend their time in Washington DC is people get mad
at these scumbags when they come back home, and so
they get yelled at, and nobody likes to get yelled at.
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It's like a guy whose wife nags in him all
the time. He'll wind up working longer hours than they
normally would because no one wants to go home and
get yelled at. So that's your congressman doesn't come back
home for the exact same reason. But they should Congressional
recess should be the norm, the norm. What shouldn't be
the norm is these morons passing legislation that shouldn't be
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the norm. Also, this should be the norm.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
In America's city, the first time in a long time,
DC has gone seven days without a homicide.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And that's not all.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Carjackings are down eighty three percent, robberies are down forty
six percent, carthf's down twenty one percent, and overall violent
crime is down twenty two percent.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Crime is not complicated. It's not. Uh. Look, law enforcement, justice, imprisonment, rehab,
all those things. Those things are complicated. I don't want
to oversimplify all of it. But stopping violent crime is
not complicated at all because there aren't many people who
commit violent crime. Find the ones who do and throw
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them in cages. Violent crime disappears. If you elect Democrats,
they'll let them out of the cages and they'll hurt
and rape you. It's up to you. You choose who
to vote for me. I choose chalk, I choose strength, baby,
and energy. We have to be we have to be
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ready for the fight that is ahead of us. I
know we're feeling good, but are you ready to run
for local office, or work for someone who is when
you get off work, are you out of gas? I
gotta get home and put my robe on, or are
you ready to go sit in a school board meeting?
Are you ready to get involved? Chalk is your path
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Member.
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Get your question in now. Tomorrow is going to be
a real good time. So let's dig into some of
these shall we Jesse, You missed a glaring hypocrisy. This
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guy says, let's go all in. If we are going
to force women integration in the military and police forces,
then it's time to force integration into the NFL, NBA, NHL, etc.
But that would damage profits, so it will never happen. Well, look,
the solution is not to punish women. The solution is
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to start saying no. When people of any gender or
race or nationality attempt to infiltrate and destroy something wonderful,
start saying no. By the way, Cracker Barrel has been
in the news obviously. We talked about it again tonight,
the rebranding and everything else, and people are wondering what
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went wrong? What went wrong? Well, do you know a
central player in what went wrong at Cracker Barrel? The HRC.
We've talked about this before. What's the HRC? The Human
Rights Campaign? This is one of the largest, most powerful,
most demonic organizations on the planet. It's in LGBTQ, one
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of those groups, right, it's the biggest one, the most
powerful one, and it's essentially run like the mafia. The
HRC years ago. They've been doing this for a long time.
They walk into corporate offices, and they say, where where
are the gay people? Why don't you have any trannees.
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I noticed that you have Bibles here. That's evil. I
notice you have this. If you don't, if you don't
gay this place up and get rid of all that
Jesus talk, we're going to give you a bad score.
We're going to hammer your score. We'll give you a
bad score. So if you'd like to avoid that, here's
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what's going to have to happen. We need fifty percent
of your corporate office to be women, and at least
twenty five percent of your corporate office has to be gay.
We expect a large ten million dollar donation during Pride
month to various training gay parades all around the country.
We need this, this, this, and this is exactly how
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it works. By the way, I'm not exaggerating. We need this, this, this,
and this, and if you do all these things, you
can get a good grade from the HRC corporations. Well,
Cracker Barrel. Did corporations cave in the face of that intimidation.
They don't want to deal with protests, They don't want
to deal with the problems. They lack courage, they don't
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know what they're dealing with. Oftentimes people don't when organized
crime walks into their office. They're afraid and they cave. Okay,
let me write you a check. And we're getting rid
of those bibles. Now, no more room for Jesus. Do
you have any lesbians. We're gonna hire some lesbians and
here's a bunch of money for tranny stuff. And soon
corporate profits are completely in the toilet. Your new lesbian
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CEO has rainbow rocking chairs out in front of cracker barrel.
You've destroyed the entire brand. Profits are down and you're
looking around wondering what exactly happened. What happened was you
gave in to the mafia, the h RC. This is
something I don't know if you follow his work at all,
he does outstanding work. Robbie Starbuck, he's my friend. He's
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an activist. He does a lot of this stuff. He's
been exposing these these brands, these large corporations who do
crazy things, especially ones whose customers are virtually all people
on the right, like Tractor Supply or Harley Davidson. You
know how right wing bikers are even one percenters. You
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know how many biker gangs listen to the show The
bikers are just naturally rebellious, distrustful of government. They're just
they're natural right winners. Right. These companies, all of a
sudden are putting out the most disgusting, despicable comedy statements
and you're looking around wondering why. It all comes back
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to what I just talked about Corporate America. A big
part of why Corporate America turned so evil so quickly
was Corporate America was not prepared to deal with the intimidation,
the intimidation from the various communist groups in the in
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the country. When you combine that with the fact Corporate
America has been infiltrated by a bunch of dirty comedies
from the university, it turned out to be a match
made in hell. Now you turn on the game on Sunday,
you got a gauge cheerleader with end racism written in
the NFL end zone and you're looking around wondering what
in the world happened. That's exactly what happened. But again,
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this comes back to what I was just talking about.
All you had to say was no, hey, we're the HRC,
you need to do this. No, you need to give
us this. No, we'll give you a bad grade. I
don't care. Get out of my office or I'll call security. No,
the answer is no. All we had to say was no.
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You know, all we had to do was keep the
door of the hen house locked. But now the fox
is in there. Now, just locking it isn't enough. Now
we have to go in there and get it out,
and then we can lock the dag gone door. Let
that be a great lesson for us, for all of us.
Whatever organization you may be a part of, whatever organization
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you care about, just say no. Remember that old drug campaign,
anti drug campaign, Well, Chris wouldn't remember. It was from
the eighties. Chris, just say no. Don't act like you
know what I'm talking about. You weren't even a twinkle
in your daddy's eye back when this campaign came out. Chris, gosh,
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The Jesse Kelly Show I Like It returns next. It
is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Thursday.
Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. But
before we do some other emails and things. I just
want to I want to again celebrate, celebrate the lack
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of credibility now for institutions that have turned evil in
against us. And I know there's not a single Democrat
elected or otherwise in the country who will acknowledge the
truth of what I'm about to say, But you're losing
power because of what you did with power. You got it,
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you abused it in every way. You couldn't control your
demonic nature, and now the power is being taken from you.
It's it's very similar to one of those guys who
wins the power ball, comes into fifty million dollars and
soon he's hooked on cocaine and buying houses and boats,
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and by the end of it, he's flat broke, busted
in jail, and it basically ruined his life because he
all of a sudden came into all this power and
he didn't control himself. He couldn't control himself with it.
You demons, you realize, like fifteen minutes ago, you had
it all. Every social media company, every media company, the House,
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the Senate, the Presidency, that every institution, every one of them.
You had it all. And if you could have just
controlled yourself, hold back your demonic impulses, you wouldn't be here.
But you had to open up up the border. You
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had to send the FBI after Donald Trump arresting pro lifers.
You had to stuff every despicable thing in every television show,
in sport. You had to scream at everybody and lecture
everybody about it. You couldn't control your demonic nature. And
now now that it's all being ripped away from you,
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I hope you know. That's why the media, these media
companies keep selling to each other. They keep they keep
firing people, and then there's a merger. We'll fire them,
and then there's a merger, we'll fire You know why
people weren't watching. When people don't watch, you can't charge
as much money for advertisers. When you can't charge as
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much money, you don't have as much money coming in,
you can't make money because no one's watching. Why isn't
anyone watching the media anymore? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Start your tape right now, because I'm about to tell
you the truth.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
If you can't handle the truth, This version.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Of Biden is the best Biden ever had trouble walking sometimes, yeah,
so did that FDR.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
He wanted gd war. But he's totally focused.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
He's very sharp, they say he's sharpened meetings and so on.
Very lucid role, very well in for him. Biden's stately
and he comes with gravitas.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
There hasn't been as far as I know, a single
claim that Biden made a mistake.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Agism is an issue. Americans have a rich history of
holding people's physical characteristics against them. Okay, you can ask
African Americans jeezel media. That's why nobody likes you and
nobody trusts you. You had a president who was an invalid,
you could have reported on it. You covered it up. Look,
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it's not just that the medical establishment in this country.
Remember remember this.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Right now in the United States, people should not be
walking around with masks.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
A lot of folks are hearing now about double masking,
wearing two masks, or trying to get one of those
N ninety five medical grade masks. Do you believe that
that's advisable and makes a difference.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
You know it likely does, because I mean, this is
a physical covering to prevent droplets and virus to get in.
So if you have a physical covering with one layer,
you put another layer on. It just makes common sense.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
If you've been fully vaccinated, you no longer need to
wear a mask. Masking masking masking is an important tool
to control the spread of COVID nineteen. If you're a doctor,
that's why your patients don't trust you. Anymore. I'm not
even saying it's your fault. Maybe you acted right. This
is why people give their doctor the side eye. Now
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you had all this power and you chose to lie
and abuse the American people with it, and now your
credibility's gone. Mentioned. Look, we mentioned the race baiters earlier.
The race comis a white people are evil, all that crap,
I'm a brass because I'm black, all that crap. You
know that's this stuff? Is why now your tactic that
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used to work, now you get yelled at and ridicules.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
The biggest terror threat in this country is white men,
most of them radicalized to the right.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Those white guys, those middle aged, boring, nerdy looking white guys, and.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
White people have been probably wofully late to this conversation,
but I'm not willing.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
To let white voters off the hook.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Do you believe that the white folks actually care about
racial injustice? It doesn't appear that we do it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I mean, the status quo of our society is racism,
and it's comfortable for white people.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Well because with white we have we have had privilege.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I hope you enjoyed your time. I hope you enjoyed
all that time, and George Floyd died and that was
your super Bowl, And now it's over and it's wonderful. Jesse.
Is NATO good or bad? Is NATO good or bad? NATO?
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I mean, look, NATO was obviously there, NATO in case
you don't know, I shouldn't say obviously. Some people don't know.
NATO was created to counter the Soviet Union. That's why
it was created. Hey, you have this big, angry, aggressive
Russian bear. The European countries individually are not able to
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stop them, but collectively, if we join together, we can
fight back and we'll keep them in check. So you
could argue that originally it was good, it was necessary,
and given Russia's recent history, maybe you could argue it's
still necessary. But alliances, alliances don't last forever, and shouldn't
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all and shouldn't last forever a nation, a nation has
to serve itself first. The leadership of a nation has
to focus on the people of his own country first
and foremost. That always has to be top of mind.
And sometimes allegiances, alliances, I should say, they run their course.
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You've heard me say it before. People get mad, But
I mean it. I don't I don't think Israel should
be allied with the United States of America anymore on
both sides. I don't the second you get a Democrat
in there, they start dictating things and ruining everything, and
then the American people they're tired of foreign and I
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don't think I don't think it's I don't think it's
beneficial anymore for anybody. I don't I'm not saying enemies,
That's not what I'm saying at all, But this alliance,
it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense if you're
Israel right now, net in Yahoo. What if Kevin Newsom
wins in twenty twenty eight, What if he wins, Remember
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Joe Biden spent three hundred million dollars in build a
peer in Gaza that no one ever showed up at
three million dollars and build them a peer. If you
can't be blow going whichever way the wind blows in
American politics every four years, imagine how intently if you're
in Israel you have to watch American elections now because
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you know that if a Democrat wins the election, it's
about to be rough for you. Well, if that was
if that, look if that was us with another. Ally,
if we had to study their election and if one
of the two parties won were basically screwed, we would
step up and say this isn't working anymore. It's like
we're in a bipolar relationship. We need to stop this thing.
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Alliances should end at some point in time because they
get stale in the world changes. I'm not saying NATO
should end, but maybe I don't know. All Right, you
like history stuff? Do you like learning about how economies work?
I know this is extremely nerdy, but it's also extremely
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important if someone asked you. So, let's say somebody is
politically curious and they ask you, hey, capitalism, what is it?
And why is it good? Almost sounds selfish? Why is
it better than socialism? Communism? Why is capitalism better? Can
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you explain it? If you cannot explain it, Hillsdale will
teach you. You know that. They have a seven lecture
series called Understanding Capitalism. I really really recommend this for kids.
I wouldn't say six or seven years old will probably
be too young for them, but ten eleven and up
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Understanding Capitalism. They have this at no cost. Note at
no cost, Hillsdale gives out more than forty free online
courses Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse or history. They have it, capitalism,
the Constitution, the history of the ancient Christian Church. Those
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stories in the Book of Genesis unbelievably fascinating, even for Chris.
Hillsdale dot Edu slash Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, damn it. The rnstacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And all we have
now to look forward to is ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow.
Gets your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. You know what I might wear my
robe tomorrow? What, Chris, I can wear a rope? I
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think I might. I might now that I'm a robe
guy who knows where I'm gonna pop up, We're in
a robe. I might travel in it. What, Chris, what
is a robe different than a smoking jacket? Ah? I mean,
I don't know. I don't I don't know. I imagine
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you can smoke in a rope. I would imagine. So therefore, look,
my robe now doubles as a smoking jacket. I've always
wanted one of those pipes, one of the pipe things.
Tell me they don't smell good. Every time some old
man busts out a pipe, it smells amazing. And now
that I have a robe, I'll get a pipe, Chris,
I'll get a pipe. I'll smoke it on the air,
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although would probably get caught my throat and I would
find myself coughing or something like that. Worth it? I
can't say, what, Chris, what the fire thing? Well, can't
you cover it up or something? So it doesn't it's
a crust. It's only a crime if you get caught, Chris,
who's gonna who's gonna nobody's gonna catch us. We'll put
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a dead boat on the door, and we should cover
up the smoke detectors in here that way. Listen, why
are you making these faces. It's not gonna hurt this equipment,
is it. It's gonna hurt smoke can't hurt it, right,
I mean, I'm not big on technology. I don't really know.
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Back pain. Back pain might be the king as far
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when you're freaking back hurts, it's awful because everything sucks.
It hurts the sit, it hurts the stand, it hurts
the walk, it hurts to lay down. It's you can't
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dot com. So I've been thinking a lot about fried
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chicken ever since I read this Carnival cruise descends into
chaos as passengers brawl over fried chicken. What's the most
brawlable fried chicken you've ever had in your life? I
would I what Chris. What Chris said, it's Popeyes because
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the dude gets stabbed. Popeyes might be what I would say.
So here's here's my problem. I like KFC too. I'm
a big KFC man. Plus KFC does extra crispy, which
is lot, which is good. Popeyes does extra spicy, which
I dig. Churches also does spicy. The thing about Churches
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is though the Jalapino cheese bombers. You can't even roll
your eyes at that, Chris. That's why I have to
order extra every time because you pigs feast on my
cheese bombers. Those are Are they the greatest side item
on any fast food chain in the country. Is there
a superior side item to Churches Jalapino cheese bombers? I
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don't believe there is, what Chris What Chris said. No,
but it's talking about chicken, so the sides don't get included.
It's part of the meal. It can't be a pure
chicken for chicken argument. We're talking about a full meal here.
The sides have to play a part in it. That's
part of what put Arby's over the top for all
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these years. It wasn't just the roast beef. They had
the greatest fast food dessert on the planet. Most don't
know about it, the cherry turnover. Arbie? What Chris? Why
are you making this face? Have you never had one? Chris?
We're getting Arby's tomorrow? Can you people eat Arbies? You can't.
We're getting Arby's tomorrow, and I think the cherry turnover
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has got to be kosher, right, It has to be
no question. We're gonna get Arby's tomorrow, and I'm getting
you and Corey cherry turnovers. I'm telling Cory if you
had the cherry turnover from Arby's. No, he hasn't added either.
What Chris, what He's not gonna be here tomorrow. That's
even better. You and I'll get them. We'll text him
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pictures and tell them how great the cherry turnover is.
That actually works out way better. Absolutely, we'll get no, no, no,
no, no no. Let's what's Corey's favorite place. That's what we'll
get tomorrow. Fat check That's what we'll get. We'll get
fat Shack tomorrow. We'll get cheese steaks or whatever he
normally gets from fat Shack tomorrow, and we'll text him
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pictures of it. Sorry, you won't be here, Corey, We'll
be only thinking of you, okay, wishing the best for
you anyway. And now he's a headline. Why oh you know,
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to Russian elite.
Oh excuse me, I choked. Must have been that pipe.
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I'm gonna be smoked tomorrow with my robe. What, Chris,
Russian elite troops shot themselves for two point five million
dollar war payouts. Chris, real quick, how much would it
take for you to shoot yourself? Chris said two point
five million dollars. I'd shoot myself for half a million.
I'd shoot myself for half a million dollars. Dude, that's
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like a mansion. What I'm gonna be walking? Funny? I
didn't say where I shoot myself. I didn't say where
I'd shoot myself in the forearm. You don't even really
use your forearm? Yeah no, Siria said, forearms grow back anyway.
I'm pretty sure California Dems can't stop calling their gender marriage.
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Jerrymanderd maps transparent but won't say who drew them. Yes,
Communists lie about everything at all times. U Penn Law
School shuts down DEI office that ran anti bias training
for future lawyers. Yes, who ran the office? Are they
still employed there? If they are still employed there, then
they didn't shut down a single thing. Israel calls up
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sixty thousand reservists for looming invasion of Gaza City. It's wild.
Israel's just going a straight take Palestine. They're done with
all this nonsense. Watch Bass has a bizarre break with reality,
declares their zero crime in La nothing even close to
crime period. Just a reminder that Karen Bass is actually
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a trained Communists, as in someone who has taken several tramps. Tramps,
Why can't I talk at the end of the show,
several trips to Cuba for Communist training under the Castro regime.
Our second biggest city is run by a communist as wild.
Trump hits Federal Reserve chair Pow over housing industry and
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latest attack blasting mortgage rates. I have no problem blasting
mortgage rates. Why don't we go ahead and get one
hundred million foreigners out of our country and watch home
prices plummet and everything get a lot more affordable for
everyone else. Fifty five million visa holders, and that doesn't
count all the illegals and everything else. That's insanity. Tomorrow's
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Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, put a smile on your face,
all right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Thursday. I promised you plenty of screwing off
this hour as we try to chop away at the
emails here before, of course, ask doctor Jesse Friday gets
to us tomorrow. I'm gonna play you something. You may
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find it aggravating, but I find it so completely encouraging,
so encouraging to me. I've been talking about this a
lot tonight, how our attitudes have changed, not just politicians.
I'm not just talking about Trump and jd Vance you me.
We are learning to get loud and aggressive with the communists.
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We never used to be like this before. Men, women,
kids stepping up and saying no. Listen to this story.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
My son, six years old was prohibitive from sitting next
to his friend on the school bus because a parent
objected to my perspectives on book challenges. My older son's
history teacher allowed students to label him a Nazi file
simply for his interest in history and participation in ROTC.
She later nominated my son as mostly could become a
dictator and had his classmates vote on it and try
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to force him to the front of the class to
receive the certificate, which he rightly refused, all because of
his conservative values and our perspectives.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Mom speaking up, We used to not do that. We didn't.
We lowered our heads, marched on. Now we are getting
louder and getting more aggressive, and it's wonderful. You will
know we have finally succeeded though. When they nominate you
to be dictator and you proudly walk up and accept
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the reward, that's what I want to be. Jesse, can
you explain how this fake congressional recess works? Why are
the Republicans allowing that? Okay, all right, So sometimes I
know that I have to disappoint you. It's not my intention.
It's not that I care you know, that's who I am.
(02:17):
I can't help that. But it's never my intention to
bum you out or disappoint you or pour cold water
all over something you're hot about. Okay, but recess Congress
should be in recess more than their in session. Now,
this particular email was about confirming Trump's appointments, and that's
(02:38):
a very valid thing. Come back, confirm his nominees. That's
a very valid thing. But we tend to yell now
sometimes before we think things through. We're so used to corruption,
we're so used to the GOP being pathetic and corrupt
that we automatically yell sometimes. But hear me out Texas. Here,
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in the state of Texas, unless it's an emergency, the
legislature meets once every two years. That's a good thing.
That is a good thing. You know what happens, you
know what? Actually, you know what. Let's use this example
in your life. Do you have meetings at your work?
(03:25):
Do you ever have meetings? Work meetings? Everybody meet in
the conference room at noon. How do you feel about
the meetings when you find out there's a meeting? Are
you all, yeah, sweet meetings? Or are you thinking, oh gosh,
of course you do what everyone else does and you think,
oh brother, why though, because something, something crappy will come
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from the meeting, and you know why, something crappy will
come from the meeting, because people want to do something
and prove to others that they're doing something, even when
sometimes you should just do nothing and can't. You can't
be the boss who suggests that you can't be the
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employee who suggests that if your company's going Gangbusters. Let's
say we have Jesse Kelly's Burger Company, and of course
it's selling out all the time. The profit margins are
at twenty five percent. We're practically printing money. Our vendors
are happy, our employees are happy, the buildings are painted,
that everything is clean, life is good. And I call
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a meeting of Jesse Kelly's Burger Company, and I bring
in all the employees, or I bring in all the managers,
Chris Corey, everybody comes in there. You know what, Chris
and Corey are going to feel. They're going to feel
the need to do suggest something. I think we should
do this, even if they don't necessarily think we should.
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Nobody wants to be the guy. Nobody wants to be
the girl who says, I think we should just keep
doing what we're doing. I don't think we should change
a thing. Let's just keep going. It doesn't happen. Congress
works the exact same way. I could pull up the audio,
(05:16):
but I don't have in front of me right now
of Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House. But I actually
I'm not singling him out right now saying people expect
the government to work or something along those lines. We
need to govern. People expect us to govern. We need
to govern? Uh what? This is a free country. We
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don't need the federal government to do hardly anything, hardly
anything at all. It makes my skin crawl whenever I
hear somebody say that we need to govern, we need No,
you don't leave me alone. Leave me alone. Get out
of Washington, DC. Get away from the lobbyists, get away
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from all your corrupt friends. Get on a plane and
go back to your district and go talk to normal people.
I don't need you in Washington, d C. Creating more
garbage legislation that takes away my freedom and makes me poorer.
I want them in recess. Everyone else on the right
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seems to get mad they're in recess. They're in recess.
Why it's Congress in recess? You should be passing bills.
I don't want them passing bills. I want to be free.
Congress should meet rarely and should almost never pass legislation.
You know that the House of Representatives, they should get
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America's budget under control, make sure the essential parts of
government are funded. Senate should join them in that. While
confirming judges and things like that, and when they're not
doing that. I don't need you sitting around having cocktails
with your senator buddies, with your congressman buddies, coming up
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with some new kaka mami scheme for a new piece
of legislation you can pass. So you can go back
home and pro I passed, all right, pass to this act.
Leave me alone. I don't want you passing anything. Congressional
recess is a good thing. Whenever I hear they're not
in session, not cheer. I'm happy, and by the way,
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not to I brought it up, but not to just
dismiss this. Part of the problem these people have, and
part of the reason they sound so out of touch,
is they don't talk to me or you let me
ask you. Have you physically interacted with your congressman? Have
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you met him shaking his hand? Have you run into
him in a waffle house, the grocery store, church on Sunday?
Have you met your congressman. Congressional districts are obviously sizable.
I realize that, but your congressman should be present in
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your area constantly getting to talk to your member of
the House of Representatives. Senator, I realize it's a little different,
but your congressional rep. The House of Representatives. Rep from
your district should be somebody you see. You should run
(08:34):
into him at the movies, the gas station. He is
somebody who you should be able to talk to. You
don't because he's never out, and if he is out,
he shows up and does you know the county fair
where he gets a booth at the county fair and
he shows up for thirty minutes, suit and tie on,
(08:55):
shakes a couple hands, kisses a couple of babies, doesn't
really listen to you when you start screaming and about spending,
and then gets back in his car and leaves and
you never see him again. Because they spend their time
in Washington, d C. And part of the reason they
spend their time in Washington DC is people get mad
at these scumbags when they come back home, and so
they get yelled at, and nobody likes to get yelled at.
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It's like a guy whose wife nags in him all
the time. He'll wind up working longer hours than they
normally would because no one wants to go home and
get yelled at. So that's your congressman doesn't come back
home for the exact same reason. But they should Congressional
recess should be the norm, the norm. What shouldn't be
the norm is these morons passing legislation that shouldn't be
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the norm. Also, this should be the norm.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
In America's city, the first time in a long time,
DC has gone seven days without a homicide.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And that's not all.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Carjackings are down eighty three percent, robberies are down forty
six percent, carthf's down twenty one percent, and overall violent
crime is down twenty two percent.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Crime is not complicated. It's not. Uh. Look, law enforcement, justice, imprisonment, rehab,
all those things. Those things are complicated. I don't want
to oversimplify all of it. But stopping violent crime is
not complicated at all because there aren't many people who
commit violent crime. Find the ones who do and throw
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them in cages. Violent crime disappears. If you elect Democrats,
they'll let them out of the cages and they'll hurt
and rape you. It's up to you. You choose who
to vote for me. I choose chalk, I choose strength, baby,
and energy. We have to be we have to be
(10:41):
ready for the fight that is ahead of us. I
know we're feeling good, but are you ready to run
for local office, or work for someone who is when
you get off work, are you out of gas? I
gotta get home and put my robe on, or are
you ready to go sit in a school board meeting?
Are you ready to get involved? Chalk is your path
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You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Get your question in now. Tomorrow is going to be
a real good time. So let's dig into some of
these shall we Jesse, You missed a glaring hypocrisy. This
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guy says, let's go all in. If we are going
to force women integration in the military and police forces,
then it's time to force integration into the NFL, NBA, NHL, etc.
But that would damage profits, so it will never happen. Well, look,
the solution is not to punish women. The solution is
(12:36):
to start saying no. When people of any gender or
race or nationality attempt to infiltrate and destroy something wonderful,
start saying no. By the way, Cracker Barrel has been
in the news obviously. We talked about it again tonight,
the rebranding and everything else, and people are wondering what
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went wrong? What went wrong? Well, do you know a
central player in what went wrong at Cracker Barrel? The HRC.
We've talked about this before. What's the HRC? The Human
Rights Campaign? This is one of the largest, most powerful,
most demonic organizations on the planet. It's in LGBTQ, one
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of those groups, right, it's the biggest one, the most
powerful one, and it's essentially run like the mafia. The
HRC years ago. They've been doing this for a long time.
They walk into corporate offices, and they say, where where
are the gay people? Why don't you have any trannees.
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I noticed that you have Bibles here. That's evil. I
notice you have this. If you don't, if you don't
gay this place up and get rid of all that
Jesus talk, we're going to give you a bad score.
We're going to hammer your score. We'll give you a
bad score. So if you'd like to avoid that, here's
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what's going to have to happen. We need fifty percent
of your corporate office to be women, and at least
twenty five percent of your corporate office has to be gay.
We expect a large ten million dollar donation during Pride
month to various training gay parades all around the country.
We need this, this, this, and this is exactly how
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it works. By the way, I'm not exaggerating. We need this, this, this,
and this, and if you do all these things, you
can get a good grade from the HRC corporations. Well,
Cracker Barrel. Did corporations cave in the face of that intimidation.
They don't want to deal with protests, They don't want
to deal with the problems. They lack courage, they don't
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know what they're dealing with. Oftentimes people don't when organized
crime walks into their office. They're afraid and they cave. Okay,
let me write you a check. And we're getting rid
of those bibles. Now, no more room for Jesus. Do
you have any lesbians. We're gonna hire some lesbians and
here's a bunch of money for tranny stuff. And soon
corporate profits are completely in the toilet. Your new lesbian
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CEO has rainbow rocking chairs out in front of cracker barrel.
You've destroyed the entire brand. Profits are down and you're
looking around wondering what exactly happened. What happened was you
gave in to the mafia, the h RC. This is
something I don't know if you follow his work at all,
he does outstanding work. Robbie Starbuck, he's my friend. He's
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an activist. He does a lot of this stuff. He's
been exposing these these brands, these large corporations who do
crazy things, especially ones whose customers are virtually all people
on the right, like Tractor Supply or Harley Davidson. You
know how right wing bikers are even one percenters. You
(15:52):
know how many biker gangs listen to the show The
bikers are just naturally rebellious, distrustful of government. They're just
they're natural right winners. Right. These companies, all of a
sudden are putting out the most disgusting, despicable comedy statements
and you're looking around wondering why. It all comes back
(16:13):
to what I just talked about Corporate America. A big
part of why Corporate America turned so evil so quickly
was Corporate America was not prepared to deal with the intimidation,
the intimidation from the various communist groups in the in
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the country. When you combine that with the fact Corporate
America has been infiltrated by a bunch of dirty comedies
from the university, it turned out to be a match
made in hell. Now you turn on the game on Sunday,
you got a gauge cheerleader with end racism written in
the NFL end zone and you're looking around wondering what
in the world happened. That's exactly what happened. But again,
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this comes back to what I was just talking about.
All you had to say was no, hey, we're the HRC,
you need to do this. No, you need to give
us this. No, we'll give you a bad grade. I
don't care. Get out of my office or I'll call security. No,
the answer is no. All we had to say was no.
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You know, all we had to do was keep the
door of the hen house locked. But now the fox
is in there. Now, just locking it isn't enough. Now
we have to go in there and get it out,
and then we can lock the dag gone door. Let
that be a great lesson for us, for all of us.
Whatever organization you may be a part of, whatever organization
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you care about, just say no. Remember that old drug campaign,
anti drug campaign, Well, Chris wouldn't remember. It was from
the eighties. Chris, just say no. Don't act like you
know what I'm talking about. You weren't even a twinkle
in your daddy's eye back when this campaign came out. Chris, gosh,
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The Jesse Kelly Show I Like It returns next. It
is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Thursday.
Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. But
before we do some other emails and things. I just
want to I want to again celebrate, celebrate the lack
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of credibility now for institutions that have turned evil in
against us. And I know there's not a single Democrat
elected or otherwise in the country who will acknowledge the
truth of what I'm about to say, But you're losing
power because of what you did with power. You got it,
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you abused it in every way. You couldn't control your
demonic nature, and now the power is being taken from you.
It's it's very similar to one of those guys who
wins the power ball, comes into fifty million dollars and
soon he's hooked on cocaine and buying houses and boats,
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and by the end of it, he's flat broke, busted
in jail, and it basically ruined his life because he
all of a sudden came into all this power and
he didn't control himself. He couldn't control himself with it.
You demons, you realize, like fifteen minutes ago, you had
it all. Every social media company, every media company, the House,
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the Senate, the Presidency, that every institution, every one of them.
You had it all. And if you could have just
controlled yourself, hold back your demonic impulses, you wouldn't be here.
But you had to open up up the border. You
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had to send the FBI after Donald Trump arresting pro lifers.
You had to stuff every despicable thing in every television show,
in sport. You had to scream at everybody and lecture
everybody about it. You couldn't control your demonic nature. And
now now that it's all being ripped away from you,
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I hope you know. That's why the media, these media
companies keep selling to each other. They keep they keep
firing people, and then there's a merger. We'll fire them,
and then there's a merger, we'll fire You know why
people weren't watching. When people don't watch, you can't charge
as much money for advertisers. When you can't charge as
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much money, you don't have as much money coming in,
you can't make money because no one's watching. Why isn't
anyone watching the media anymore? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Start your tape right now, because I'm about to tell
you the truth.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
If you can't handle the truth, This version.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Of Biden is the best Biden ever had trouble walking sometimes, yeah,
so did that FDR.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
He wanted gd war. But he's totally focused.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
He's very sharp, they say he's sharpened meetings and so on.
Very lucid role, very well in for him. Biden's stately
and he comes with gravitas.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
There hasn't been as far as I know, a single
claim that Biden made a mistake.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Agism is an issue. Americans have a rich history of
holding people's physical characteristics against them. Okay, you can ask
African Americans jeezel media. That's why nobody likes you and
nobody trusts you. You had a president who was an invalid,
you could have reported on it. You covered it up. Look,
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it's not just that the medical establishment in this country.
Remember remember this.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Right now in the United States, people should not be
walking around with masks.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
A lot of folks are hearing now about double masking,
wearing two masks, or trying to get one of those
N ninety five medical grade masks. Do you believe that
that's advisable and makes a difference.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
You know it likely does, because I mean, this is
a physical covering to prevent droplets and virus to get in.
So if you have a physical covering with one layer,
you put another layer on. It just makes common sense.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
If you've been fully vaccinated, you no longer need to
wear a mask. Masking masking masking is an important tool
to control the spread of COVID nineteen. If you're a doctor,
that's why your patients don't trust you. Anymore. I'm not
even saying it's your fault. Maybe you acted right. This
is why people give their doctor the side eye. Now
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you had all this power and you chose to lie
and abuse the American people with it, and now your
credibility's gone. Mentioned. Look, we mentioned the race baiters earlier.
The race comis a white people are evil, all that crap,
I'm a brass because I'm black, all that crap. You
know that's this stuff? Is why now your tactic that
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used to work, now you get yelled at and ridicules.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
The biggest terror threat in this country is white men,
most of them radicalized to the right.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Those white guys, those middle aged, boring, nerdy looking white guys, and.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
White people have been probably wofully late to this conversation,
but I'm not willing.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
To let white voters off the hook.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Do you believe that the white folks actually care about
racial injustice? It doesn't appear that we do it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I mean, the status quo of our society is racism,
and it's comfortable for white people.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Well because with white we have we have had privilege.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I hope you enjoyed your time. I hope you enjoyed
all that time, and George Floyd died and that was
your super Bowl, And now it's over and it's wonderful. Jesse.
Is NATO good or bad? Is NATO good or bad? NATO?
(25:13):
I mean, look, NATO was obviously there, NATO in case
you don't know, I shouldn't say obviously. Some people don't know.
NATO was created to counter the Soviet Union. That's why
it was created. Hey, you have this big, angry, aggressive
Russian bear. The European countries individually are not able to
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stop them, but collectively, if we join together, we can
fight back and we'll keep them in check. So you
could argue that originally it was good, it was necessary,
and given Russia's recent history, maybe you could argue it's
still necessary. But alliances, alliances don't last forever, and shouldn't
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all and shouldn't last forever a nation, a nation has
to serve itself first. The leadership of a nation has
to focus on the people of his own country first
and foremost. That always has to be top of mind.
And sometimes allegiances, alliances, I should say, they run their course.
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You've heard me say it before. People get mad, But
I mean it. I don't I don't think Israel should
be allied with the United States of America anymore on
both sides. I don't the second you get a Democrat
in there, they start dictating things and ruining everything, and
then the American people they're tired of foreign and I
(26:46):
don't think I don't think it's I don't think it's
beneficial anymore for anybody. I don't I'm not saying enemies,
That's not what I'm saying at all, But this alliance,
it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense if you're
Israel right now, net in Yahoo. What if Kevin Newsom
wins in twenty twenty eight, What if he wins, Remember
(27:08):
Joe Biden spent three hundred million dollars in build a
peer in Gaza that no one ever showed up at
three million dollars and build them a peer. If you
can't be blow going whichever way the wind blows in
American politics every four years, imagine how intently if you're
in Israel you have to watch American elections now because
(27:29):
you know that if a Democrat wins the election, it's
about to be rough for you. Well, if that was
if that, look if that was us with another. Ally,
if we had to study their election and if one
of the two parties won were basically screwed, we would
step up and say this isn't working anymore. It's like
we're in a bipolar relationship. We need to stop this thing.
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Alliances should end at some point in time because they
get stale in the world changes. I'm not saying NATO
should end, but maybe I don't know. All Right, you
like history stuff? Do you like learning about how economies work?
I know this is extremely nerdy, but it's also extremely
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important if someone asked you. So, let's say somebody is
politically curious and they ask you, hey, capitalism, what is it?
And why is it good? Almost sounds selfish? Why is
it better than socialism? Communism? Why is capitalism better? Can
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you explain it? If you cannot explain it, Hillsdale will
teach you. You know that. They have a seven lecture
series called Understanding Capitalism. I really really recommend this for kids.
I wouldn't say six or seven years old will probably
be too young for them, but ten eleven and up
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Understanding Capitalism. They have this at no cost. Note at
no cost, Hillsdale gives out more than forty free online
courses Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse or history. They have it, capitalism,
the Constitution, the history of the ancient Christian Church. Those
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stories in the Book of Genesis unbelievably fascinating, even for Chris.
Hillsdale dot Edu slash Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, damn it. The rnstacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And all we have
now to look forward to is ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow.
Gets your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. You know what I might wear my
robe tomorrow? What, Chris, I can wear a rope? I
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think I might. I might now that I'm a robe
guy who knows where I'm gonna pop up, We're in
a robe. I might travel in it. What, Chris, what
is a robe different than a smoking jacket? Ah? I mean,
I don't know. I don't I don't know. I imagine
(30:23):
you can smoke in a rope. I would imagine. So therefore, look,
my robe now doubles as a smoking jacket. I've always
wanted one of those pipes, one of the pipe things.
Tell me they don't smell good. Every time some old
man busts out a pipe, it smells amazing. And now
that I have a robe, I'll get a pipe, Chris,
I'll get a pipe. I'll smoke it on the air,
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although would probably get caught my throat and I would
find myself coughing or something like that. Worth it? I
can't say, what, Chris, what the fire thing? Well, can't
you cover it up or something? So it doesn't it's
a crust. It's only a crime if you get caught, Chris,
who's gonna who's gonna nobody's gonna catch us. We'll put
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a dead boat on the door, and we should cover
up the smoke detectors in here that way. Listen, why
are you making these faces. It's not gonna hurt this equipment,
is it. It's gonna hurt smoke can't hurt it, right,
I mean, I'm not big on technology. I don't really know.
I don't know. I'm big on relief factor. That's something
I'm big on, big believer in the old relief factor,
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because I don't want people to suffer from pain. Pain sucks.
Back pain. Back pain might be the king as far
as ones that just ruin your life, And maybe that's
just the one I have the most experience with. But
when you're freaking back hurts, it's awful because everything sucks.
It hurts the sit, it hurts the stand, it hurts
the walk, it hurts to lay down. It's you can't
(31:51):
sleep at night. So why not get rid of the inflammation,
not masket, get rid of it with a sup implement,
not drugs. We have to put the drugs down, Keith Richards,
It's time for relief Factor. It will help your body's
natural response to the inflammation. Get to the source of it.
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Nineteen dollars in ninety five cents gets you three weeks
of it. If you don't feel better after three weeks,
please I'm asking you never order it again. Almost everybody does.
One eight hundred the number four relief or relief Factor
dot com. So I've been thinking a lot about fried
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chicken ever since I read this Carnival cruise descends into
chaos as passengers brawl over fried chicken. What's the most
brawlable fried chicken you've ever had in your life? I
would I what Chris. What Chris said, it's Popeyes because
(32:59):
the dude gets stabbed. Popeyes might be what I would say.
So here's here's my problem. I like KFC too. I'm
a big KFC man. Plus KFC does extra crispy, which
is lot, which is good. Popeyes does extra spicy, which
I dig. Churches also does spicy. The thing about Churches
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is though the Jalapino cheese bombers. You can't even roll
your eyes at that, Chris. That's why I have to
order extra every time because you pigs feast on my
cheese bombers. Those are Are they the greatest side item
on any fast food chain in the country. Is there
a superior side item to Churches Jalapino cheese bombers? I
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don't believe there is, what Chris What Chris said. No,
but it's talking about chicken, so the sides don't get included.
It's part of the meal. It can't be a pure
chicken for chicken argument. We're talking about a full meal here.
The sides have to play a part in it. That's
part of what put Arby's over the top for all
(34:11):
these years. It wasn't just the roast beef. They had
the greatest fast food dessert on the planet. Most don't
know about it, the cherry turnover. Arbie? What Chris? Why
are you making this face? Have you never had one? Chris?
We're getting Arby's tomorrow? Can you people eat Arbies? You can't.
We're getting Arby's tomorrow, and I think the cherry turnover
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has got to be kosher, right, It has to be
no question. We're gonna get Arby's tomorrow, and I'm getting
you and Corey cherry turnovers. I'm telling Cory if you
had the cherry turnover from Arby's. No, he hasn't added either.
What Chris, what He's not gonna be here tomorrow. That's
even better. You and I'll get them. We'll text him
(34:54):
pictures and tell them how great the cherry turnover is.
That actually works out way better. Absolutely, we'll get no, no, no,
no, no no. Let's what's Corey's favorite place. That's what we'll
get tomorrow. Fat check That's what we'll get. We'll get
fat Shack tomorrow. We'll get cheese steaks or whatever he
normally gets from fat Shack tomorrow, and we'll text him
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pictures of it. Sorry, you won't be here, Corey, We'll
be only thinking of you, okay, wishing the best for
you anyway. And now he's a headline. Why oh you know,
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to Russian elite.
Oh excuse me, I choked. Must have been that pipe.
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I'm gonna be smoked tomorrow with my robe. What, Chris,
Russian elite troops shot themselves for two point five million
dollar war payouts. Chris, real quick, how much would it
take for you to shoot yourself? Chris said two point
five million dollars. I'd shoot myself for half a million.
I'd shoot myself for half a million dollars. Dude, that's
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like a mansion. What I'm gonna be walking? Funny? I
didn't say where I shoot myself. I didn't say where
I'd shoot myself in the forearm. You don't even really
use your forearm? Yeah no, Siria said, forearms grow back anyway.
I'm pretty sure California Dems can't stop calling their gender marriage.
(36:15):
Jerrymanderd maps transparent but won't say who drew them. Yes,
Communists lie about everything at all times. U Penn Law
School shuts down DEI office that ran anti bias training
for future lawyers. Yes, who ran the office? Are they
still employed there? If they are still employed there, then
they didn't shut down a single thing. Israel calls up
(36:38):
sixty thousand reservists for looming invasion of Gaza City. It's wild.
Israel's just going a straight take Palestine. They're done with
all this nonsense. Watch Bass has a bizarre break with reality,
declares their zero crime in La nothing even close to
crime period. Just a reminder that Karen Bass is actually
(36:59):
a trained Communists, as in someone who has taken several tramps. Tramps,
Why can't I talk at the end of the show,
several trips to Cuba for Communist training under the Castro regime.
Our second biggest city is run by a communist as wild.
Trump hits Federal Reserve chair Pow over housing industry and
(37:22):
latest attack blasting mortgage rates. I have no problem blasting
mortgage rates. Why don't we go ahead and get one
hundred million foreigners out of our country and watch home
prices plummet and everything get a lot more affordable for
everyone else. Fifty five million visa holders, and that doesn't
count all the illegals and everything else. That's insanity. Tomorrow's
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