July 30, 2025 • 38 mins
Power is their hobby, they have nothing else. The laziest cleaning lady. Mamdani being called out on his communist talking points. The communist conquest of America requires them disarming you. Life on other plants and their investing in America?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
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Apparently we're just gonna play the opening of the show
music all three hours tonight. Chris, Look, I'm all about it.
I'm excited. I'm glad to see you're excited. Definitely not
just screwing something up either way. We're gonna talk about
Well Dome just announced today. That's interesting. Apparently we have
discovered life on another planet. We're gonna talk about this
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communist in New York trying to grab for your guns,
all that emails, the entitlement of illegals, and so much
more coming up in the final hour of the world
famous Jesse Kelly's show. Now Dome, also known as Kamala Harris,
came out today and she made an announcement quote, in
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recent months, I've given serious thought to asking the people
of California for the privilege to serve as their governor.
I love their state, it's people, and it's promise, it's
my home. But after her deep reflection, I've decided I
will not run for governor this election, she said in
a statement released Wednesday. Now, I'm not going to insult
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your intelligence. You know exactly what this means. I know
exactly what this means. That's not an announcement that she's
not running for governor. That's an announcement that she's running
for president. Let's talk about this, Kamala Harris, what's the
running joke. The running joke is that Kamala Harris got
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her starret in political office by dating Willie Brown, who
is was a real political power broker in California. Yeah,
he was married at the time, Willie Brown. Look, Willy
Brown grew up I don't know if you know this
in a house of ill repute. Yeah, he really, that's
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true story. So Willy Brown had a rough upbringing. Look
we'll set aside Willy Brown anyway. Kamala Harris, as a
young woman, dated him. Then as soon as he got
her political career going, she dropped him like a hot
potato and moved on. But that's not just her story.
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She was constantly ladder climbing in politics in ways that
are almost almost unique. And I know politicians do this,
especially the majorly ambitious, ambitious ones do that. She would
fight and scratch and claw. Ask Willy Brown, she'll do
anything in order to get ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
She will.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's what made the story so funny. It wasn't the dating,
it was the ambition. It was the naked naked ambition.
She remember remember during the debate, Remember during the debate
with Joe Biden. This was the first time, I think
it was the first debate they had Joe Biden Kamala.
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They're on stage and she's losing at this point in
the primary. She got a little bump right when she
jumped in because the American media saw a woman of
color and they decided she was the second coming of Jesus.
But the public quickly figured out this airhead doesn't know
anything about anything, and so her poll numbers went up
and then boob cratered immediately. By the time she debated
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Joe Biden, she had no chance, zero zip zilch to
win that primary. That primary was over for her. I
think she was pulling at two percent or something like that,
one or two percent. She still knifed Joe Biden, essentially
calling him a KKK member who opposed bussing on the
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debate stage.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
This is a woman who.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Would knife her own mother without a moment of hesitation
to get ahead. An insanely ambitious woman. And let's remember
she always had her eyes on the top job, tried
very hard for the top job.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
She rose to be VP.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Now I realized she was a diversity higher. And don't
don't email me and tell me you're offended. I don't
care if you're offended. Joe Biden said he would only
pick a black woman that's a diversity hire. If you
want to stop getting called diversity hires, then stop announcing
ahead of time you're doing diversity hiring. It's not my problem,
it's your problem. She's a diversity higher, but doesn't matter
how she got there. She got to be Vice president
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of the United States of America, then.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
She ran for president.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
She was handed two billion dollars by Obama's fundraising network
and blew the whole thing. Donald Trump's now President of
the United States of America. But blowing it has never
held kamalaback ever. Just because she blew it once before,
This woman's gonna try again. This was not an announcement
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that she's not running for governor. She might as well
have come out today and announced she's running for president
at the United States of America. Now maybe you're sitting
there saying yes, but she's gonna lose again. She's gonna
get crushed again. And you're right, she cannot make it
out of a primary. Even idiotic, useless, robotic communists who
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voted in Democrat primaries, even they hate Kamala Harris. She
was never a threat to win a primary before. She
won't be a threat the next time, I don't think.
But there's no way a woman who's still relatively young.
I think she's sixty right now in politics, shoot anymore,
she's a spring chicken, but sixties, definitely young enough to run.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
There's no way. Well, I'm right, sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Man, I know so much stuff, don't I, Chris what anyway,
There's no way a woman like that is going to
retire and ride off into the sunset. And the logical choice,
the choice you would make, and maybe the choice I
would make, probably the choice I would make, is Okay,
you rose to be vice president. Clearly the American people
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reject you. You can blame them, but whatever, But clearly
whatever you're selling they're not buying. But you were vice president.
You have access to millions in millions of dollars in
the communist fundraising network, in the university system. You could
walk away from all of it right now, and your
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family would want for nothing. You would spend the rest
of your days. What she's sixty, I mean, I don't
know her jenes, but fifteen twenty thirty years she's got
left on this planet. You could spend the next few
decades on private jets, or at least fly in first
class with yours. It'd be private jets, in private jets
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with your family, luxury five star hotels, not working too hard.
You could have easy Street for the rest of your life.
People like Kamala Harris aren't built like that. So very
good point, Chris. Chris just said, power is their hobby.
It's all they have. Have you ever noticed that we
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can't ever fully get rid of Hillary Clinton? Didn't No
matter what she's like a tick. She has latched on
to our political system. And about once a month, once
every two months, she'll be on the view. She'll be
on a stage somewhere giving a speech. We'll play something
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from Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton was not only the first
Lady of the United States of America eight years. Hillary
Clinton was a United States Senator from one of the biggest,
most important states in the Union, New York, and then
went on to be Secretary of State I know she's
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a soul sponster because she's Hillary Clinton, but as far
as life's resumes go, that's a pretty good one. I mean,
she's going to be written in the halls of power
of America, whatever way you want to view those halls.
And that's already done. And she's in poor health. Remember
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when she ran for office. We know it was probably
now because the horse tranquilizers or whatever she was on,
but they had to chuck her in the back of
a van in New York like an old sofa.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
We watched it on video.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's still video. You can watch it completely out on
her feet. Remember, she kept falling, and I never made
fun of her for that, because I've always thought old
people falling and hurting themselves is so sad.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Even people. I hate that.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I hate when I hear about that she fell and
broke her hip. I hated that. But she kept falling.
Her step kept happening to catch her. She was falling.
She's in terrible health. You've done everything you could do
in political life. Your in terrible health, and still she's
on stage. These people, we can't get rid of them.
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You can't get rid of these types. Kamala Harris is
going to run for president, and look, she could win
a primary. And look, I don't think so, but she could.
And what happens if our candidate has a scandal, What
happens if our candidate has a heart attack? What happens
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if Democrats try to blow his head off again and
succeed this time. Let's not forget they tried to do
that with Donald Trump. Let's really not forget. Not only
did they do that, but we don't know anything about
the guy who almost blew Donald Trump's head off.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Setting that aside, you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Know what might happen. You don't know. Life comes at
you fast. All right, Let's do some emails, and someone
wants to talk about this New York City thing what
CNN said. In fact, we'll talk about this thirty communist
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Speaker 2 (11:41):
We'll be back, Jesse. I'm Kelly.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Before I
get to this email about New York City and this communist,
I'm sorry, but Jewish producer. Chris and Corey and I
we were talking during the break because we were talking
about Hillary Clinton and how you can't get rid of her.
I just have to tell you about this. I don't
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know if I want to call her a warrior, a survivor.
I'm not sure the word I want to I want
to put on it. But so we are in an
office building, the studio we have is in an office
building in Houston, and there's a cleaning crew. Well, I
should I should clarify it. There was a cleaning crew.
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Trump deported most of them. That's just the way it goes.
But from the first moment we have Chris, how long
have we been in that bitter Three years? Two three years,
four years, four years. They've built us this studio in
this building for four years. There has been one one
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little Mexican lady, little Chunky, and she is comfortably the
laziest cleaning person I have ever seen in my life.
I catch her, well, really, every single time I see her,
I'll catch her cleaning nothing. And she's so cleaning nothing
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that when she even attempts to pretend to be cleaning something,
it makes it look worse. I didn't even tell you
guys during the break. I've caught her out in the
parking lot and she she was just wandering around the
parking lot and she saw me coming and she bent
over and.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Picked up a piece of trash. I have caught her.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
So our building has elevators and it has stairs. I'm
a pretty in shape person, so I try to take
the stairs down. Whenever I can, I take the stairs.
No one ever takes the stairs in our building. I
think there's a bunch of feminists, so they stick with
the elevators. I have caught her in the stairwell more time,
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fifty times. It's a common occurrence. I'll be taking the
stairs down this real secluded stairwell, and I'll catch her
just standing in the stairwell. And the second she sees me,
she always has the same rag in her hands. I
don't think it's been washed in fifty years, and she
just reaches up and starts rubbing the stairwell, like why
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are you even rubbing the banister the railing in the stairwell.
Every other cleaner has fallen away. Ice came in and
got them all, I'm sure, except for one, the one
who never did a thing, and the others were awesome.
They would come in and I would ablah with him,
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and Jewish producer Chris would roll his eyes and get embarrassed,
but I'd be like, oh, golmost us and I even
number when I tipped them that one time. I flipped
them at twenty to start doing the dishes because we
don't do the dishes. We don't have any women in
our studios, so we don't know how to do the dishes,
but we knew they did, that's their specialty. Flipped her
at twenty. They started doing the dishes. Boom deported lost
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our dish wash her too. They would come in and
bust their butts vacuuming everything. We never saw the chunky one.
She was always hiding in the stairs, always rubbing something,
doing nothing. They have all gone home, they're all back
in Guatemala, and here she is still rubbing the same
spot in the stairs she's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Been for four years.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And there was a time where, because I value hard work,
where I was kind of resentful the whole thing. I
wasn't personally paying her salary. I know it goes into
the rent and so in a roundabout way we are,
but I wasn't personally paying it, so I'm not gonna
stress and I don't want to get some cleaning lady fired.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So I've never said anything to management. I don't care.
I'm not gonna get a poor cleaning lady fired.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
But I still was a little bit resentful because the
other ones were working so hard.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
They're scrubbing away.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You should see the dishes Chris makes, with the disgusting
things he has in the office. The other ones are
working hard. This one never did a thing, but that
that disdain for her has grown into admiration. How is
she still there? She's still hanging on. You can't get
rid of her. She's the ultimate survivor. I'm convinced at
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this point in time we will be leaving that building
and she'll still be there.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You know what we're gonna do too.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We're stopping by to see her on the way out
in the stairs and I'll tell her, Chris, look, we're
rooting for you now. Okay, keep going, We're rooting for
you now. Hey, Jesse, I know the muppets at CNN
are terrible and have zero journalistic integrity. I try not
to let their calmy gas lighting get under my skin.
But reporting the gunman yesterday in New York City as
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possibly white should make every legal gun owner in this
country angry. Look, we don't have to cover the whole
thing again. The reason they said that about that madman
who walked in murdered a bunch of people he was
trying to Apparently he was trying to get to the
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NFL offices and took the wrong elevator like a moron.
Apparently he was a running back, hit the wrong hole
one last time, took the wrong elevator, and just went
up and killed a bunch of innocent people like a
freaking demon. And I heard what CNN said, possibly white.
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Just remember the American left views white people as the enemy.
Anytime anything happens, they will do whatever they can to
blame it on white people. I'm used to this by
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speaking of New York, let's talk about what this dirty
comedy said today about guns. Hang on, you're listening to
the Oracle.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You love this one. It's a scream baby the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Do not forget to email your ask doctor Jesse questions
in for tomorrow. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now
I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this.
I just play a couple of quick things. This uh
ma'am Donnie guy who's about to carpet bomb maybe my
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favorite city in the country, New York. First credit to
the reporter for asking, Hey, you're up here today crocodile
tears about a dead cop.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But you wanted to defund the police.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I woice you hadn't said some of those things a
few years back. My statements in twenty twenty were ones
made amidst a frustration that many New Yorkers help at
the murder of George flo and the inability to deliver
on what Eric Adams of all people described.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we got it. So he had a
lie about the fact that he wants to defund the place.
That's not important. What is important is why he said this.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
So we've launched this program called China.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
L like that was the wrong button.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And as New Yorkers across the Five boroughs and Americans
across the country mourn this mass shooting, we are reminded
that no matter how are strong our gun laws are
in this state, we are only as safe as the
weakest laws in this nation. And so in this moment,
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the onus is on all of us to follow the
words of Alan's brother and to put forward a vision
of stronger gun laws. And I echo the call from
Governor Hokle for a nationwide ban on assault rifles.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Just remember.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Soon Mandani Soroon, whatever's stumb name is, Kathy Hochel, pick
your Democrat who does this.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
They have never.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Shed a single tier after a shooting of any kind.
These people are not built that way. They in fact
cheer when there's a shooting because what they really want,
it's not for people to stop dying. What they really
want the mountain top they want and they've never been
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able to achieve, is disarming you so they can hurt you.
And I've explained it before like this, at least I
think I have, but I'll explain it this way again.
Imagine you are a climber, a mountain climber, and you
have worked so hard, and you've trained so hard, and
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the goal is to crest Mount Everest. Obviously a very
difficult thing. People have done it, but very difficult thing,
very dangerous thing to do. But you have busted your
butt for years and years and years with the goal
of cresting Mount Everest. And you start your climb, and
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you're scratching and clawn and scratching and clawn and climbing
and class.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You're up, up, up, up up.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You're going. You're going, You're going, You're going, You're going.
And finally you can see the crest. You are one
hundred feet away, that huge mountain, and a gigantic, blinding
snowstorm comes in and stops you in your tracks. You
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know you're close, you know you can almost touch it,
you can almost taste it, but you can't get there.
That's how the American communist feels about you having guns.
Through their activism, their demonic nature, they have torn through
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every good and decent part of this country for years,
ripping this apart and ripping that apart, from the schools
to the family units, to Hollywood, to the government, the FBI,
you name the institution. They've torn it up and destroyed it.
But they can ever reach the crest unless they disarm you.
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Because the true crest, the true conquest for the communist,
means having a universal hold on power. You own all
of it. Once you have that, then you can make
them do whatever you want. You want to tell them
to get jabbed, they don't have a choice. Want to
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tell them to stop driving that car, they don't have
a choice. You want to send the troops into their homes.
They don't have a choice. They don't ever have a
choice because you have all the guns, all the power,
and every single American Democrat knows it, and it drives
them insane. They hate it. They can't stand it. That
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statistic we've talked about before on the show, how the
America's private citizens own more guns and ammunition than all
the military and every law enforcement agency in this country
by orders of magnitude. You are more armed than every
government force in this country, by orders of magnitude. You
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may not have never heard that before. Every single Democrat
knows it, and they can't stand it. That's why they'll
do the most soulless, evil thing in the world, and
they'll stand on top of dead bodies and cry for
more guns because it is the crest they've never been
able to achieve.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
If that snowstorm would just get out of the way,
then they can finally make you do all these things.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But it just won't leave.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's what your guns are and in case you doubt me,
go look it up. I don't have it in front
of me, but go look it up. What the polling
was of American Democrats during COVID. What they wanted done
to you if you didn't get vaccinated, if you didn't
wear a mask, A shocking percentage, wanted you imprisoned, wanted
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your children taken away from you. This is how communists,
This is how democrats think force. I'll make them do
what I want. I'll make them do what I want.
And the fact that you have guns and AMMO it
stops them. No matter how about it gets, no matter
how many elections we lose, no matter how much he lose,
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the FBI, CIA, military, whatever, local law enforcement, no matter
how bad it gets, it can't ever get to the
place they truly want because you have more guns and
AMO than they will ever have.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
And you may not know it, but they do. I
promise you they do.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Ex do some emails, Jesse listening to the Kamakazi segment,
Remember that was Monday and Tuesday this week. If you
want to nerd out on some history, iHeart Spotify iTunes.
My dad all this is cool, my dad, William Howie Hawkeye.
I'm sorry if I'm saying how we wrong? I don't
know how to say that. Howie Hawkeye on the USS
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taykaw taekwonder Roga survived two Kamakazi attacks on January twenty first,
nineteen forty five. Man he died in Boston, oh Man
on May fourth, ninth, teen eighty at the USS tay
Konderoga reunion with my mom and his shipmates. He died
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of a massive heart attack, and I cried for days.
That hurts, man, Obviously, it hurts to lose a great
man like that, hurts to lose your father.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I know that all too well. But I don't know.
Maybe you'll hate me for this, Maybe you won't. In
a way.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Isn't that kind of beautiful? Isn't that kind of amazing
that in nineteen forty five your dad fought, survived like
a warrior, like the warrior he was, and then when
he finally did go home, he got to go with
his shipmates.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's I know. It hurts.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I know, and I know this is years and years ago.
So maybe you're okay by now, and maybe you're mad
at me. And by the way, you're more than welcome
to yell at me, you're warranted. It's your father, not
my father. In a way, isn't that kind of beautiful?
All those years later, decades later, got together with the
Fellas and that's when he checked out. Anyway, all right,
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let's do some more emails. I do have to talk
about the fact that we apparently found life on another
planet and I didn't know. I want to do some emails.
I also want to make sure that your retirement is safe.
Isn't that something you think about? All those years working,
all those years putting money away, putting money away, not
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taking a vacation every chance you get, not a dude
diamond necklace, socking money away and socking money away, and
then you retire or you're about to, and you have
to sit and wonder is it going to be there? Well,
I can't make any guarantees on the stock market. I
would never do that. I don't make promises like that.
But I'll guarantee you this gold will have value today, tomorrow,
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next year, a century from now, two thousand years from now,
gold will have value nothing lasts like precious metals. Get
some in your retirement. I can't tell you how to
do that.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I didn't know myself when I did it. Gold Cod does.
I don't have to. That's what gold Code does. Gold
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Speaker 2 (29:58):
We'll be back. You're listening to the oracle. You love
this one.
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It's a scream baby the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic,
a wonderful Wednesday. By the way, am I gonna have
the headlines? I didn't get to button because of the
It's okay, Chris. Look we're having some soundboard issues tonight,
so I'll handle all the soundboard stuff myself. Yes I will, Chris,
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I can handle that. We won't have the legions of
fans to help, but I'll handle it tonight. So I
have always been I'm just gonna admit it to you
right now. Skeptical, extremely skeptical that there's life on another planet.
And it's not that I'm no on that. It's not
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that I'm no, it's not that I'm yes. If you
email me and tell me, Jesse, I'm sure of it.
I'm not going to tell you a nutball. If you
email me and tell me, Jesse, no way.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I'm not gonna call you.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Not about what Chris. What Chris said? What are the odds?
There are so many planets out there. Well, maybe the
way I have always looked at it is whether there
are or aren't. It's really kind of God's prerogative, right,
Maybe we're the final version. Look, maybe we're the test case.
Maybe we're the beta version. Maybe maybe he's figuring out
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what works and doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
With this whole creation thing. I don't know. That's up
to the God of the universe.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's not up to me. So I've been skeptical. I do. However,
I try to on your Behalf because we want to
do a good show for you every night on the
Jesse Kelly Show. I try to stay relatively in the
know on the news. So if there's anything that is major,
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I like to know about it.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Apparently there's been some movement on the whole life alien thing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And I didn't know. I didn't find out until I
sat down. Chris bringted me this headline. Mars to invest
two billion dollars in US manufacturing, so we're already doing
trade deals with them. When did that happen? Why are
you laughing? Chris? I think it's awesome, and not only
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that they're on our side. I was led to believe,
through Hollywood fake news that we would.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Be at war two billion.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Dollars straight from Mars. Pretty cool, right, pretty cool stuff.
Do some emails, Chesse. I love your show, Keep up
the good work. I've studied the Second World War, especially
the Pacific theater. I managed to watch a great course.
So on and so forth. They discussed the production might
of the United States war industry machine. They accurately estimated
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that four hundred aircraft per day were produced for both theaters.
We could produce aircraft quicker than they could destroy them.
Isn't that mind boggling? You know, I'm gonna be so
mad at myself. Oh I remember where it was. But
I've read this. So I was reading a book yesterday.
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I've been reading a book. In fact, I finished it yesterday.
Called about face. Let me say that two more times
so you don't email me asking the name of the book.
About face one more time. About face is the name
of the book. It's about Army Lieutenant Colonel Korea and
Vietnam veteran Hackworth.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Is his name. Great book anyway, So.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
He as a very very very young man before Korea
lied his way into the army. He lied about his age,
led his way into the army. And he was guarding
a German and he was a teenager at the time.
He was guarding a German they had captured, and apparently
he was kind of talking mess to the German of
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oh haha, you big and bad Germans. If you're so
big and bad, then why are you sitting here captured?
Why am I guarding you? And you're my prisoner? And
I'm paraphrasing, but this is how the conversation went. The
guy told him that he was in charge of I
think it was an anti tank platoon something like that.
He said, I was in charge of an anti tank patoon.
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You guys would send a tank down the road and
I would destroy it, and then you would send another
tank down the road and I would destroy it, and
then another one I would destroy it, and then another
one I would destroy it, and then another one I
would destroy it, and eventually I didn't have any more ammunition,
and your tanks kept coming down the road and I
had to surrender.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Just think about that. How.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I know it's a little dark because remember every one
of those tanks destroyed as a crew that is, But
think about how mind boggling it was what America's manufacturing
sector used to be in this country. And in some ways,
I don't want to act like it's all gone. I'm
not saying that. In some ways we are capable of
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a lot, We're not nearly capable of that. In wars,
all wars, large and small, no matter how good your
stuff is, things will break. Planes, trains, automobiles, that's a
great movie. I'm planes, tanks, ships, whatever, things will break.
Remember at the start of World War Two we talked
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about it in the Kamakazi thing. The Japanese they had
a better navy than we did. They really did. They
have better planes than we did. They didn't have the
industry to make more. They didn't have quality things like
the IQ sense from chefmen. You see what Chefmen did.
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Chefmen Chefmen did what Japan couldn't do. Chefmen improved on
the IQ sense. They're on gen number two. They're not
still flying the Mitsubishies zero. They've moved on to number two.
Their new probe can handle up to a thousand degrees
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seventy five percent longer battery life. The wireless cooking thermometer
you stick in your meat and leave in your meat,
the one that where your phone tells you it's done. Yeah,
Chefman has improved upon it. How about that. You want
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Speaker 2 (36:54):
All right, it's headlines.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I didn't get to what Chris, doesn't that sound real?
It's headlines I didn't get to with Jesse. Kelly Project
twenty twenty five author to challenge Lindsey Graham and the
GOP primary for his South Carolina Senate seat. Well, this
is good, I am. I'm not overly hopeful because Trump has,
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of course already endores Lindsey Graham, so I'm not super hopeful.
But a challenge, a significant challenge, is a good thing.
Maybe he can raise enough money to make some noise.
Lindsey Graham is putrid and shouldn't be there. Republicans push
past Democrat obstruction to confirm Trump aligned judge. We're too
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slow on the judges, but we are getting some through.
Trump announces announces twenty five percent tariff on India plus
a penalty for trade with Russia, and that really stinks
for India. By the way, tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse
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Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's all
The final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
(00:04):
Apparently we're just gonna play the opening of the show
music all three hours tonight. Chris, Look, I'm all about it.
I'm excited. I'm glad to see you're excited. Definitely not
just screwing something up either way. We're gonna talk about
Well Dome just announced today. That's interesting. Apparently we have
discovered life on another planet. We're gonna talk about this
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communist in New York trying to grab for your guns,
all that emails, the entitlement of illegals, and so much
more coming up in the final hour of the world
famous Jesse Kelly's show. Now Dome, also known as Kamala Harris,
came out today and she made an announcement quote, in
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recent months, I've given serious thought to asking the people
of California for the privilege to serve as their governor.
I love their state, it's people, and it's promise, it's
my home. But after her deep reflection, I've decided I
will not run for governor this election, she said in
a statement released Wednesday. Now, I'm not going to insult
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your intelligence. You know exactly what this means. I know
exactly what this means. That's not an announcement that she's
not running for governor. That's an announcement that she's running
for president. Let's talk about this, Kamala Harris, what's the
running joke. The running joke is that Kamala Harris got
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her starret in political office by dating Willie Brown, who
is was a real political power broker in California. Yeah,
he was married at the time, Willie Brown. Look, Willy
Brown grew up I don't know if you know this
in a house of ill repute. Yeah, he really, that's
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true story. So Willy Brown had a rough upbringing. Look
we'll set aside Willy Brown anyway. Kamala Harris, as a
young woman, dated him. Then as soon as he got
her political career going, she dropped him like a hot
potato and moved on. But that's not just her story.
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She was constantly ladder climbing in politics in ways that
are almost almost unique. And I know politicians do this,
especially the majorly ambitious, ambitious ones do that. She would
fight and scratch and claw. Ask Willy Brown, she'll do
anything in order to get ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
She will.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's what made the story so funny. It wasn't the dating,
it was the ambition. It was the naked naked ambition.
She remember remember during the debate, Remember during the debate
with Joe Biden. This was the first time, I think
it was the first debate they had Joe Biden Kamala.
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They're on stage and she's losing at this point in
the primary. She got a little bump right when she
jumped in because the American media saw a woman of
color and they decided she was the second coming of Jesus.
But the public quickly figured out this airhead doesn't know
anything about anything, and so her poll numbers went up
and then boob cratered immediately. By the time she debated
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Joe Biden, she had no chance, zero zip zilch to
win that primary. That primary was over for her. I
think she was pulling at two percent or something like that,
one or two percent. She still knifed Joe Biden, essentially
calling him a KKK member who opposed bussing on the
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debate stage.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
This is a woman who.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Would knife her own mother without a moment of hesitation
to get ahead. An insanely ambitious woman. And let's remember
she always had her eyes on the top job, tried
very hard for the top job.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
She rose to be VP.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Now I realized she was a diversity higher. And don't
don't email me and tell me you're offended. I don't
care if you're offended. Joe Biden said he would only
pick a black woman that's a diversity hire. If you
want to stop getting called diversity hires, then stop announcing
ahead of time you're doing diversity hiring. It's not my problem,
it's your problem. She's a diversity higher, but doesn't matter
how she got there. She got to be Vice president
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of the United States of America, then.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
She ran for president.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
She was handed two billion dollars by Obama's fundraising network
and blew the whole thing. Donald Trump's now President of
the United States of America. But blowing it has never
held kamalaback ever. Just because she blew it once before,
This woman's gonna try again. This was not an announcement
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that she's not running for governor. She might as well
have come out today and announced she's running for president
at the United States of America. Now maybe you're sitting
there saying yes, but she's gonna lose again. She's gonna
get crushed again. And you're right, she cannot make it
out of a primary. Even idiotic, useless, robotic communists who
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voted in Democrat primaries, even they hate Kamala Harris. She
was never a threat to win a primary before. She
won't be a threat the next time, I don't think.
But there's no way a woman who's still relatively young.
I think she's sixty right now in politics, shoot anymore,
she's a spring chicken, but sixties, definitely young enough to run.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
There's no way. Well, I'm right, sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Man, I know so much stuff, don't I, Chris what anyway,
There's no way a woman like that is going to
retire and ride off into the sunset. And the logical choice,
the choice you would make, and maybe the choice I
would make, probably the choice I would make, is Okay,
you rose to be vice president. Clearly the American people
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reject you. You can blame them, but whatever, But clearly
whatever you're selling they're not buying. But you were vice president.
You have access to millions in millions of dollars in
the communist fundraising network, in the university system. You could
walk away from all of it right now, and your
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family would want for nothing. You would spend the rest
of your days. What she's sixty, I mean, I don't
know her jenes, but fifteen twenty thirty years she's got
left on this planet. You could spend the next few
decades on private jets, or at least fly in first
class with yours. It'd be private jets, in private jets
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with your family, luxury five star hotels, not working too hard.
You could have easy Street for the rest of your life.
People like Kamala Harris aren't built like that. So very
good point, Chris. Chris just said, power is their hobby.
It's all they have. Have you ever noticed that we
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can't ever fully get rid of Hillary Clinton? Didn't No
matter what she's like a tick. She has latched on
to our political system. And about once a month, once
every two months, she'll be on the view. She'll be
on a stage somewhere giving a speech. We'll play something
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from Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton was not only the first
Lady of the United States of America eight years. Hillary
Clinton was a United States Senator from one of the biggest,
most important states in the Union, New York, and then
went on to be Secretary of State I know she's
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a soul sponster because she's Hillary Clinton, but as far
as life's resumes go, that's a pretty good one. I mean,
she's going to be written in the halls of power
of America, whatever way you want to view those halls.
And that's already done. And she's in poor health. Remember
(08:34):
when she ran for office. We know it was probably
now because the horse tranquilizers or whatever she was on,
but they had to chuck her in the back of
a van in New York like an old sofa.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
We watched it on video.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's still video. You can watch it completely out on
her feet. Remember, she kept falling, and I never made
fun of her for that, because I've always thought old
people falling and hurting themselves is so sad.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Even people. I hate that.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I hate when I hear about that she fell and
broke her hip. I hated that. But she kept falling.
Her step kept happening to catch her. She was falling.
She's in terrible health. You've done everything you could do
in political life. Your in terrible health, and still she's
on stage. These people, we can't get rid of them.
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You can't get rid of these types. Kamala Harris is
going to run for president, and look, she could win
a primary. And look, I don't think so, but she could.
And what happens if our candidate has a scandal, What
happens if our candidate has a heart attack? What happens
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if Democrats try to blow his head off again and
succeed this time. Let's not forget they tried to do
that with Donald Trump. Let's really not forget. Not only
did they do that, but we don't know anything about
the guy who almost blew Donald Trump's head off.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Setting that aside, you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Know what might happen. You don't know. Life comes at
you fast. All right, Let's do some emails, and someone
wants to talk about this New York City thing what
CNN said. In fact, we'll talk about this thirty communist
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Speaker 2 (11:41):
We'll be back, Jesse. I'm Kelly.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. Before I
get to this email about New York City and this communist,
I'm sorry, but Jewish producer. Chris and Corey and I
we were talking during the break because we were talking
about Hillary Clinton and how you can't get rid of her.
I just have to tell you about this. I don't
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know if I want to call her a warrior, a survivor.
I'm not sure the word I want to I want
to put on it. But so we are in an
office building, the studio we have is in an office
building in Houston, and there's a cleaning crew. Well, I
should I should clarify it. There was a cleaning crew.
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Trump deported most of them. That's just the way it goes.
But from the first moment we have Chris, how long
have we been in that bitter Three years? Two three years,
four years, four years. They've built us this studio in
this building for four years. There has been one one
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little Mexican lady, little Chunky, and she is comfortably the
laziest cleaning person I have ever seen in my life.
I catch her, well, really, every single time I see her,
I'll catch her cleaning nothing. And she's so cleaning nothing
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that when she even attempts to pretend to be cleaning something,
it makes it look worse. I didn't even tell you
guys during the break. I've caught her out in the
parking lot and she she was just wandering around the
parking lot and she saw me coming and she bent
over and.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Picked up a piece of trash. I have caught her.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
So our building has elevators and it has stairs. I'm
a pretty in shape person, so I try to take
the stairs down. Whenever I can, I take the stairs.
No one ever takes the stairs in our building. I
think there's a bunch of feminists, so they stick with
the elevators. I have caught her in the stairwell more time,
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fifty times. It's a common occurrence. I'll be taking the
stairs down this real secluded stairwell, and I'll catch her
just standing in the stairwell. And the second she sees me,
she always has the same rag in her hands. I
don't think it's been washed in fifty years, and she
just reaches up and starts rubbing the stairwell, like why
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are you even rubbing the banister the railing in the stairwell.
Every other cleaner has fallen away. Ice came in and
got them all, I'm sure, except for one, the one
who never did a thing, and the others were awesome.
They would come in and I would ablah with him,
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and Jewish producer Chris would roll his eyes and get embarrassed,
but I'd be like, oh, golmost us and I even
number when I tipped them that one time. I flipped
them at twenty to start doing the dishes because we
don't do the dishes. We don't have any women in
our studios, so we don't know how to do the dishes,
but we knew they did, that's their specialty. Flipped her
at twenty. They started doing the dishes. Boom deported lost
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our dish wash her too. They would come in and
bust their butts vacuuming everything. We never saw the chunky one.
She was always hiding in the stairs, always rubbing something,
doing nothing. They have all gone home, they're all back
in Guatemala, and here she is still rubbing the same
spot in the stairs she's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Been for four years.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And there was a time where, because I value hard work,
where I was kind of resentful the whole thing. I
wasn't personally paying her salary. I know it goes into
the rent and so in a roundabout way we are,
but I wasn't personally paying it, so I'm not gonna
stress and I don't want to get some cleaning lady fired.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So I've never said anything to management. I don't care.
I'm not gonna get a poor cleaning lady fired.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
But I still was a little bit resentful because the
other ones were working so hard.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
They're scrubbing away.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You should see the dishes Chris makes, with the disgusting
things he has in the office. The other ones are
working hard. This one never did a thing, but that
that disdain for her has grown into admiration. How is
she still there? She's still hanging on. You can't get
rid of her. She's the ultimate survivor. I'm convinced at
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this point in time we will be leaving that building
and she'll still be there.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You know what we're gonna do too.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We're stopping by to see her on the way out
in the stairs and I'll tell her, Chris, look, we're
rooting for you now. Okay, keep going, We're rooting for
you now. Hey, Jesse, I know the muppets at CNN
are terrible and have zero journalistic integrity. I try not
to let their calmy gas lighting get under my skin.
But reporting the gunman yesterday in New York City as
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possibly white should make every legal gun owner in this
country angry. Look, we don't have to cover the whole
thing again. The reason they said that about that madman
who walked in murdered a bunch of people he was
trying to Apparently he was trying to get to the
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NFL offices and took the wrong elevator like a moron.
Apparently he was a running back, hit the wrong hole
one last time, took the wrong elevator, and just went
up and killed a bunch of innocent people like a
freaking demon. And I heard what CNN said, possibly white.
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Just remember the American left views white people as the enemy.
Anytime anything happens, they will do whatever they can to
blame it on white people. I'm used to this by
now you are too. We've already explained the friend enemy
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speaking of New York, let's talk about what this dirty
comedy said today about guns. Hang on, you're listening to
the Oracle.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You love this one. It's a scream baby the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Do not forget to email your ask doctor Jesse questions
in for tomorrow. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now
I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this.
I just play a couple of quick things. This uh
ma'am Donnie guy who's about to carpet bomb maybe my
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favorite city in the country, New York. First credit to
the reporter for asking, Hey, you're up here today crocodile
tears about a dead cop.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But you wanted to defund the police.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I woice you hadn't said some of those things a
few years back. My statements in twenty twenty were ones
made amidst a frustration that many New Yorkers help at
the murder of George flo and the inability to deliver
on what Eric Adams of all people described.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we got it. So he had a
lie about the fact that he wants to defund the place.
That's not important. What is important is why he said this.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
So we've launched this program called China.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
L like that was the wrong button.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And as New Yorkers across the Five boroughs and Americans
across the country mourn this mass shooting, we are reminded
that no matter how are strong our gun laws are
in this state, we are only as safe as the
weakest laws in this nation. And so in this moment,
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the onus is on all of us to follow the
words of Alan's brother and to put forward a vision
of stronger gun laws. And I echo the call from
Governor Hokle for a nationwide ban on assault rifles.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Just remember.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Soon Mandani Soroon, whatever's stumb name is, Kathy Hochel, pick
your Democrat who does this.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
They have never.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Shed a single tier after a shooting of any kind.
These people are not built that way. They in fact
cheer when there's a shooting because what they really want,
it's not for people to stop dying. What they really
want the mountain top they want and they've never been
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able to achieve, is disarming you so they can hurt you.
And I've explained it before like this, at least I
think I have, but I'll explain it this way again.
Imagine you are a climber, a mountain climber, and you
have worked so hard, and you've trained so hard, and
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the goal is to crest Mount Everest. Obviously a very
difficult thing. People have done it, but very difficult thing,
very dangerous thing to do. But you have busted your
butt for years and years and years with the goal
of cresting Mount Everest. And you start your climb, and
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you're scratching and clawn and scratching and clawn and climbing
and class.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You're up, up, up, up up.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You're going. You're going, You're going, You're going, You're going.
And finally you can see the crest. You are one
hundred feet away, that huge mountain, and a gigantic, blinding
snowstorm comes in and stops you in your tracks. You
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know you're close, you know you can almost touch it,
you can almost taste it, but you can't get there.
That's how the American communist feels about you having guns.
Through their activism, their demonic nature, they have torn through
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every good and decent part of this country for years,
ripping this apart and ripping that apart, from the schools
to the family units, to Hollywood, to the government, the FBI,
you name the institution. They've torn it up and destroyed it.
But they can ever reach the crest unless they disarm you.
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Because the true crest, the true conquest for the communist,
means having a universal hold on power. You own all
of it. Once you have that, then you can make
them do whatever you want. You want to tell them
to get jabbed, they don't have a choice. Want to
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tell them to stop driving that car, they don't have
a choice. You want to send the troops into their homes.
They don't have a choice. They don't ever have a
choice because you have all the guns, all the power,
and every single American Democrat knows it, and it drives
them insane. They hate it. They can't stand it. That
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statistic we've talked about before on the show, how the
America's private citizens own more guns and ammunition than all
the military and every law enforcement agency in this country
by orders of magnitude. You are more armed than every
government force in this country, by orders of magnitude. You
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may not have never heard that before. Every single Democrat
knows it, and they can't stand it. That's why they'll
do the most soulless, evil thing in the world, and
they'll stand on top of dead bodies and cry for
more guns because it is the crest they've never been
able to achieve.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
If that snowstorm would just get out of the way,
then they can finally make you do all these things.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But it just won't leave.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's what your guns are and in case you doubt me,
go look it up. I don't have it in front
of me, but go look it up. What the polling
was of American Democrats during COVID. What they wanted done
to you if you didn't get vaccinated, if you didn't
wear a mask, A shocking percentage, wanted you imprisoned, wanted
(25:40):
your children taken away from you. This is how communists,
This is how democrats think force. I'll make them do
what I want. I'll make them do what I want.
And the fact that you have guns and AMMO it
stops them. No matter how about it gets, no matter
how many elections we lose, no matter how much he lose,
(26:00):
the FBI, CIA, military, whatever, local law enforcement, no matter
how bad it gets, it can't ever get to the
place they truly want because you have more guns and
AMO than they will ever have.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
And you may not know it, but they do. I
promise you they do.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Ex do some emails, Jesse listening to the Kamakazi segment,
Remember that was Monday and Tuesday this week. If you
want to nerd out on some history, iHeart Spotify iTunes.
My dad all this is cool, my dad, William Howie Hawkeye.
I'm sorry if I'm saying how we wrong? I don't
know how to say that. Howie Hawkeye on the USS
(26:43):
taykaw taekwonder Roga survived two Kamakazi attacks on January twenty first,
nineteen forty five. Man he died in Boston, oh Man
on May fourth, ninth, teen eighty at the USS tay
Konderoga reunion with my mom and his shipmates. He died
(27:08):
of a massive heart attack, and I cried for days.
That hurts, man, Obviously, it hurts to lose a great
man like that, hurts to lose your father.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I know that all too well. But I don't know.
Maybe you'll hate me for this, Maybe you won't. In
a way.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Isn't that kind of beautiful? Isn't that kind of amazing
that in nineteen forty five your dad fought, survived like
a warrior, like the warrior he was, and then when
he finally did go home, he got to go with
his shipmates.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's I know. It hurts.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I know, and I know this is years and years ago.
So maybe you're okay by now, and maybe you're mad
at me. And by the way, you're more than welcome
to yell at me, you're warranted. It's your father, not
my father. In a way, isn't that kind of beautiful?
All those years later, decades later, got together with the
Fellas and that's when he checked out. Anyway, all right,
(28:19):
let's do some more emails. I do have to talk
about the fact that we apparently found life on another
planet and I didn't know. I want to do some emails.
I also want to make sure that your retirement is safe.
Isn't that something you think about? All those years working,
all those years putting money away, putting money away, not
(28:41):
taking a vacation every chance you get, not a dude
diamond necklace, socking money away and socking money away, and
then you retire or you're about to, and you have
to sit and wonder is it going to be there? Well,
I can't make any guarantees on the stock market. I
would never do that. I don't make promises like that.
But I'll guarantee you this gold will have value today, tomorrow,
(29:08):
next year, a century from now, two thousand years from now,
gold will have value nothing lasts like precious metals. Get
some in your retirement. I can't tell you how to
do that.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I didn't know myself when I did it. Gold Cod does.
I don't have to. That's what gold Code does. Gold
Code the company with an A plus rating from the
Better Business Bureau. They will put physical gold or silver
in your hands. That's important, and they'll get some in
your retirement. Call them eight five five eight one seven gold.
(29:47):
You might even qualify for free silver. Or you can
go to Jesse Likes goold dot com. Jesse Likes goold
dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We'll be back. You're listening to the oracle. You love
this one.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's a scream baby the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic,
a wonderful Wednesday. By the way, am I gonna have
the headlines? I didn't get to button because of the
It's okay, Chris. Look we're having some soundboard issues tonight,
so I'll handle all the soundboard stuff myself. Yes I will, Chris,
(30:30):
I can handle that. We won't have the legions of
fans to help, but I'll handle it tonight. So I
have always been I'm just gonna admit it to you
right now. Skeptical, extremely skeptical that there's life on another planet.
And it's not that I'm no on that. It's not
(30:53):
that I'm no, it's not that I'm yes. If you
email me and tell me, Jesse, I'm sure of it.
I'm not going to tell you a nutball. If you
email me and tell me, Jesse, no way.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I'm not gonna call you.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Not about what Chris. What Chris said? What are the odds?
There are so many planets out there. Well, maybe the
way I have always looked at it is whether there
are or aren't. It's really kind of God's prerogative, right,
Maybe we're the final version. Look, maybe we're the test case.
Maybe we're the beta version. Maybe maybe he's figuring out
(31:26):
what works and doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
With this whole creation thing. I don't know. That's up
to the God of the universe.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's not up to me. So I've been skeptical. I do. However,
I try to on your Behalf because we want to
do a good show for you every night on the
Jesse Kelly Show. I try to stay relatively in the
know on the news. So if there's anything that is major,
(31:54):
I like to know about it.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Apparently there's been some movement on the whole life alien thing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And I didn't know. I didn't find out until I
sat down. Chris bringted me this headline. Mars to invest
two billion dollars in US manufacturing, so we're already doing
trade deals with them. When did that happen? Why are
you laughing? Chris? I think it's awesome, and not only
(32:27):
that they're on our side. I was led to believe,
through Hollywood fake news that we would.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Be at war two billion.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Dollars straight from Mars. Pretty cool, right, pretty cool stuff.
Do some emails, Chesse. I love your show, Keep up
the good work. I've studied the Second World War, especially
the Pacific theater. I managed to watch a great course.
So on and so forth. They discussed the production might
of the United States war industry machine. They accurately estimated
(33:01):
that four hundred aircraft per day were produced for both theaters.
We could produce aircraft quicker than they could destroy them.
Isn't that mind boggling? You know, I'm gonna be so
mad at myself. Oh I remember where it was. But
I've read this. So I was reading a book yesterday.
(33:22):
I've been reading a book. In fact, I finished it yesterday.
Called about face. Let me say that two more times
so you don't email me asking the name of the book.
About face one more time. About face is the name
of the book. It's about Army Lieutenant Colonel Korea and
Vietnam veteran Hackworth.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Is his name. Great book anyway, So.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
He as a very very very young man before Korea
lied his way into the army. He lied about his age,
led his way into the army. And he was guarding
a German and he was a teenager at the time.
He was guarding a German they had captured, and apparently
he was kind of talking mess to the German of
(34:10):
oh haha, you big and bad Germans. If you're so
big and bad, then why are you sitting here captured?
Why am I guarding you? And you're my prisoner? And
I'm paraphrasing, but this is how the conversation went. The
guy told him that he was in charge of I
think it was an anti tank platoon something like that.
He said, I was in charge of an anti tank patoon.
(34:32):
You guys would send a tank down the road and
I would destroy it, and then you would send another
tank down the road and I would destroy it, and
then another one I would destroy it, and then another
one I would destroy it, and then another one I
would destroy it, and eventually I didn't have any more ammunition,
and your tanks kept coming down the road and I
had to surrender.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Just think about that. How.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I know it's a little dark because remember every one
of those tanks destroyed as a crew that is, But
think about how mind boggling it was what America's manufacturing
sector used to be in this country. And in some ways,
I don't want to act like it's all gone. I'm
not saying that. In some ways we are capable of
(35:16):
a lot, We're not nearly capable of that. In wars,
all wars, large and small, no matter how good your
stuff is, things will break. Planes, trains, automobiles, that's a
great movie. I'm planes, tanks, ships, whatever, things will break.
Remember at the start of World War Two we talked
(35:37):
about it in the Kamakazi thing. The Japanese they had
a better navy than we did. They really did. They
have better planes than we did. They didn't have the
industry to make more. They didn't have quality things like
the IQ sense from chefmen. You see what Chefmen did.
(35:59):
Chefmen Chefmen did what Japan couldn't do. Chefmen improved on
the IQ sense. They're on gen number two. They're not
still flying the Mitsubishies zero. They've moved on to number two.
Their new probe can handle up to a thousand degrees
(36:19):
seventy five percent longer battery life. The wireless cooking thermometer
you stick in your meat and leave in your meat,
the one that where your phone tells you it's done. Yeah,
Chefman has improved upon it. How about that. You want
fifteen percent off one of those? You want perfect meat
every single time? Go to chef iq dot com and
(36:43):
use the code Jesse and get them. They come in ones, twos, threes,
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Speaker 2 (36:54):
All right, it's headlines.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I didn't get to what Chris, doesn't that sound real?
It's headlines I didn't get to with Jesse. Kelly Project
twenty twenty five author to challenge Lindsey Graham and the
GOP primary for his South Carolina Senate seat. Well, this
is good, I am. I'm not overly hopeful because Trump has,
(37:18):
of course already endores Lindsey Graham, so I'm not super hopeful.
But a challenge, a significant challenge, is a good thing.
Maybe he can raise enough money to make some noise.
Lindsey Graham is putrid and shouldn't be there. Republicans push
past Democrat obstruction to confirm Trump aligned judge. We're too
(37:38):
slow on the judges, but we are getting some through.
Trump announces announces twenty five percent tariff on India plus
a penalty for trade with Russia, and that really stinks
for India. By the way, tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's all
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